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To the horizon and beyond!

Wight Power!

Warrior harems are best harems.

>>23522933
I don't know, I think KDF has figured something better out.

>>23522933
My harem was some warriors in it but not all of them are, a comfy mix is really nice.

>>23522972
>KDF’s daughteru as an adult
This feels very heretical.

>>23522972
based and rubberpupperpilled

Big monsters are love.

>>23523026
Making big monsters into big momsters.

>>23522933
Warriors MGs all chuunis!

This is the place for girls whom are monsters yes?

>>23523026
Strong monster = strong love

>>23523026
One of my favorite mental images is of a big ochimusha quietly and shyly watching over her lord from a respectful distance, and him warmly inviting her to spend time together face to face.

>>23523026
how big is too big?

Is your wife a good cook?

>>23523215
If spitting corrosive acid on meat to make it sizzle and easy to digest is considered cooking, yes!
If literally anything else is considered cooking, no. We eat my curry.

>>23522933
What about loli warrior harem? Or loli balanced adventuring party harem?

>>23523062
No, this is Patrick.

>>23523215
>super confident and sultry demon seductress is a total failure at all housewifey things
So adorable. Secret-klutzes are the cutest and must be protected.

>>23523062
Wrong. This is for monsters who are girls

>>23523062
Yes, but the monster should be on the outside.

>>23523191
Big strong but shy Ochi are love.

>>23523215
Naturally. I'd expect her to at least keep up with me, and if she can't she can be taught. Given the nature of the three girls I tend to imagine I'd probably be the kitchen slouch in the relationship, though.

Why doesn’t anyone talk about Greenworms and how they’re perfect childhood friend material anymore?

>>23523215
Yes and no. She has certain dishes she can cook but I do most of the cooking in the house. She makes a mean meatloaf though.

>>23523067
So does that mean that Wurms are the best lovers?

>>23523215
Neither of us eat food other than potions for magical effects.

>>23523265
>super confident and sultry demon seductress hooks up with an amazon's son
>he insists on doing all the housework

>>23523330
And that's how you get a super confident and seductive demon seductress in a suit. Sounds like a win to me either way.

>>23523318
If a Wurm with big biceps and hard abs got interested in me, I'd be all over her.

>>23523215
No, but nor am I.
I'm still better than she is though, even though I just cheat and make a lot of pasta and fish dishes.

>>23523286

>>23523307
Honestly, the thread forgets most of the girls, preferring the same 15 - 20 or so.
With the number KC released it isn't much of a surprise. Some are clearly more interesting or attractive in general.

I bet the MGE Succubus who turned Demon Lord had a moment like this go down and knew what her new purpose in life was going to be.

>>23523215
She's an incredible cook. She reads a lot, including cookbooks, so she's always trying to cook new things. She tries to hide it, but she really enjoys seeing me eat her cooking with a smile on my face. It's ironic since she really doesn't eat much herself outside of...you know...

She only eats normal food as a last resort when alone, if I convince her to go to a restaurant, or if I cook something for her.
If I do the cooking, she's always over my shoulder and trying to offer advice. While eating, she'll always say I still have room to improve, even though I can faintly see her swooning over the meal—provided I really give it my all.

>>23523215
not really

>>23523215
I don't deserve a wife

>>23523215
She burns everything, even water.

>>23523426
Honestly, same. I don't feel worthy of her and recently it's made me depressed as fuck.

>>23523215
>what do you mean "raw?"
>I stuck it in the fire just like you said!
>I would have starved if it was in there any longer. Now quit whining and eat.
One day, ushi wife...

I just woke up from a dream in which I was evil as fuck and basically a psycho and I fear this means I am a scum beyond redemption and my waifu will not love me.

>>23523215
I would say she is a reasonable cook and Makai food is nice, but she has developed a taste for Earth food and has had me do most of the cooking.

>>23523507
You have not acted on it, you can still be saved/fixed.

>>23523507
It's cool anon.
A year or two ago I had a vivid dream of walking across a suspension bridge made out of human flesh and bone. It was like something out of Doom Eternal's creepier levels, and I saw nothing wrong with this until I woke up and felt very worried about my mental state.

The mofu enlargement pills worked!

Thread, question from a writefriend:

Amazon Lilim or milf Lilim?

>>23523546
MILF.

>>23523546
Lilim that doesn't like the publicity of being a lilim, so she tries to pass herself off as a regular succubus.

Milf lilim

>>23523546
Amazon.

>>23523507
I have had plenty of dreams where I end up killing people. Last one was on the 13th where I shot a home invader and handed his body to some medical guys outside my house before a nuke went off in the distance and I ran into the basement.

Dreams can be odd.

>>23523514
I have no cash, is there any alternative payment?

>>23523426
>>23523445

Deserve have nothing to do with it anons, they give free love.

>>23523556
Money in demon realms is pretty easy with mana cages. That and the fact that food is more a luxury item for enjoyment rather than a necessity makes it more of a Star Trek level post scarcity society.

>>23523532
>>23523555

Thanks anons for giving me geniune advice rather than the expected shitposting. I wonder if our waifus somehow saw or felt out dreams they would be worried and give us an extra dose of rape.

>>23523573
>mana cages
Whats that?

>>23523582
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Mana_Cage

>>23523546
Most difficult question I've ever been asked

>>23523582
Basically, you put this thing in your bedroom and fuck the wife like bunnies. The cage absorbs some of the spirit energy in the atmosphere from all the hardcore rutting going on near it and you can sell the result as a portable generator of sorts for a high price to monsters without partners.

Remember anons, it doesnt matter how bad or undeserving you feel:

>>23523609
But what if I am a single anon with no wife that is trying to raise money to be able to go to meet my waifu in the Jinkolands?

>>23523614
: Paladins will protect you.

>>23523546
Amazon.

>>23523628
The protectionfag in me approves. What should i do to get a protective Paladin wife?

>>23523614
If a monster girl loves me, she must have real shitty taste.

>>23523614
They must be really desperate if they love me.

>>23523622
Fap and sell your coom or become a e-thot

>>23523546
Amazon

>>23523628
The paladin will protect you from demons hellhounds and onis but whos going to protect you from the paladin?

>>23523614
>Already have a wife
>Recently feel the need for wives of a couple more species
>Feel very conflicted over this, harems don't look like true love to me
Damn monstergirls all being so perfect.

>>23523573
>That and the fact that food is more a luxury item for enjoyment rather than a necessity makes it more of a Star Trek level post scarcity society.

Except for those who aren't married. As Saphirette points out, food is still a necessity for such monsters.

Still, mamono realms are so verdant with edible things that starvation would be pretty difficult.

>>23523546
Milf lim

>>23523622
Take a loan, your future wife will help you pay it off in no time.

>>23523705
Anon harems are great. What are you thinking of adding to your harem?

>>23523708
>eating take out by yourself is extra humiliating for monsters because eating reminds them they don't have a mate
Poor christmas cake office ladies.

>>23523609
Actually the mana isn't really sold for use by monsters without partners (you're think of the mana supplements). It does have many uses though:

>The existence of this magical tool has made it possible for the efficient and permanent recovery of "Mana Resources" used for all sorts of purposes such as magical research and experimentation, manufacturing magical tools and medicine, fuel for operating various magical devices that support Mamono Realm life, the production of large-scale spirit realms etc.

And mana stored by basic devices is not sold for a high price, just as a means to make the "minimum" amount of money a monster/human couple needs to get by. It's only the higher grade devices that fetch mana that can be sold for a high price.

>>23523546
Obviously MILF

>>23523737
Password: MR. Reginald to you!

>>23523705
I would almost like to add another wife because there is another breed I really like but I have to admit I'm too much of a monogamy fag to do it. I still prefer the idea of the intimacy of being alone with only one other person.

>>23523734
>Shortstack Gremlin
>Chilled out, vidya loving Succubus
>Fuckhuge Werewolf
It'd only be four girls lncluding the wife, but I keep having fap sessions over those three and part of me thinks it'd be fun to include them in my own personal "canon".

>>23523737
Not as bad as resorting to eating essence supplements. https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Essence_Supplement

>An unmarried monster without a partner will reluctantly drink this when she needs immediate replenishment of mana, and as for monsters with companions, because they know the taste of the best and real thing, they are all the more unable to drink it. Even in Sabbath, there are many scenes where the recovery of mana is necessary along with magical research and experiments, so you often see the appearance of unmarried witches grumbling complaints of "I want an Onii-chan as soon as possible" every time they drink this.

>>23523746
Ah, my bad!

>>23523546
Amazonian milf

>>23523762
Those would make a really good harem. I would recommend.

>>23523752
This is basically why I feel weird about it. I love the wife and she makes me happy, but sometimes I want some variety, and haremfags have that in spades.

>>23523546
>Not a fan of milf
>Amazons are best when tan, so it clashes with the Lilim aesthetic
Pass

>>23523824
>Not thinking tan girls with white hair are the best

YOU[SPOILER]have the right to feel that way[/SPOILER]

>>23523852
Tan girls with white hair ARE the best.

It just isn't the Lilim aesthetic. They pasty bitches.

>>23523067
Can you imagine how strong her pussy must be

>>23523705
As much as I hate harems, I really can't choose one monstergirl over the other in certain cases. So to avoid hurting the other monstergirls, I kind of have to be a haremfag

>>23523067
God I wish that was me

>>23523941
There is nothing wrong with being white as snow!

>>23523941
I concur

Are we expecting a large shipment of snakes to arrive this week?

Would monster girls engage in findom?

>>23524049
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Gyoubu_Danuki

>>23524049
Asdfghjkl?

>>23524049
They would engage in semen findom.

How come the cow gals in my class constantly ask if I need to be milked? I don’t make milk anyways

>>23524049
Tanuki, but even they wouldn't be as cruel about it as 3D are.

>>23523546
>>23523546
A Lilim can't just be a milf, you have to make her one.

I volunteer.

I want to go to a mid level zone with my demon wife so we can go on adventure while she vastly out levels everything.

Í should use this opportunity of having nothing to do to finish my autism project of writing a backstory to my waifu.
Do you guys have a backstory, how you met, etc when it comes to your waifu?

>>23522972
Monsters in latex are the best.

>>23524132
I have innumerable thoughts about my waifu, but seeing as we haven’t actually met in person yet I’d feel a little disingenuous about writing us a backstory.

>>23524132
Sort of. I have a ton of autistic details about her sorted out, like her family, her home, friends, pets.
But I like to leave our meeting as a slightly vague what if because I've got a bunch of scenarios in my head and they're all fun.

CUNNY

>>23524142
This anon knows.

>>23524132
Only a few details.

>>23524165
Cunny indeed, my man

How do you think monsters would react to our large hentai industry compared to the Order’s Victorian-like repression of it?

Still want some lesser succ stories

>>23524187
study it

>>23524132
I have some details to how I met my wives but and backstories for all of them but putting some of it in writing is difficult.

>>23524132
I just like to imagine a portal opening to the MGE world. I feel like both of our stories wouldn't really start until we are finally together.

>>23524142
I agree. I love the Night Gaunt so much. She is the only monster for me. I can't stop thinking about them and my waifu.

>>23523614
Fixed.

Is it okay to have an erection after a Hellhound protects you and want to impregnate her?

>>23524256
Making men think MGs wont love them? Thats quite the crime.

Take this man to the Mofu Pit immediately!

>>23524256
>>23523614
fixed fixed

>>23524132
I have the framework of one, but its not the kind of thing this thread seems to like

>>23522972
1 guy + 2 girls = a threesome
a harem needs at least 5 girls, else it's not a harem by definition

>>23524165
Yes.

>>23523546
both

I want to have sex with a huge bodyguard.

>>23524283
What if a man believes a monster girl trying to get in his pants doesn't really love him and is just trying to take advantage of him?
>Mofu Pit
If that's punishment, what's the reward?

>>23524314
>Ayy! Monstergirlses love youse guys!

>>23523546
The obvious answer is a milfy amazon lilim. Basically a amazon lilim who is now Christmas cake age and is just about done with fighting and is almost ready to retire from warfare

>>23524142
Yes

>>23524165
I wanna lick Runya's cunny
I wanna fuck Runya's cunny

I want an albino Alice!

I want to experience the madness of a Shoggoth / Night Gaunt hybrid.

I want powerful nymphomancy spells to be used on me until I'm a twitching mess!

>>23524621
This but with theriomancy.

>>23524613
I want a harem of all the abyssal monsters.

>>23524369
>>23524580
Every visit to the Runya Branch invariably ends with me asleep in mofu while my waifu tries to choose between waking me up and joining in.

>>23524629
Happy spider just hanging out.

>>23524369
Why do my thoughts keep drifting back to cute Ratas?

>>23524672
is it me or are there not as much loli version of scary animals?

>>23524695
There is the occasional small spider, but yeah I don't see them often.

>>23524621
I like the idea of my wife using aphrodisiacs ans spells to drive me crazy with lust and tease me because of all the times I messed with her during her mating seasons.

>>23524580
Runya is not the HECK for sex!

>>23524797
Turnabout IS fair play...

>>23524680
>>23524652
Give in to the mofu.

She loves you, anon!

https://imgbox.com/g/2HqJ6rYgZ7

>>23524801
Runya is for SEXUAL!

>hu..man... mine... release... inside!

>>23524824
The mofu is honestly a minor addition to everything else they have going on.

>>23524874
>everything else they have going on.
Like what?

>>23524939
>Smol
>Sneaky
>Observant
>Teasing
>Smug
>Thighs
>Hands
>Feet (with mofu)

I still want to hypnotize Runya to do cowgirl. She needs a good dick.

>>23525021
I wouldn't mind doing a temporary hypnosis on my Bapho wife for lewd purposes.

>>23525021
This, but blowjob and cock worship instead

>>23524813
That's why I like it. For part of the year she gets really aggressive and sensitive for sex which seems a bit weird from an outside perspective. But when I'm half-mad with lust and she's just teasing me, it's all too understandable.

>>23524833
Reminds me I was playing around with a desert girl scene involving role reversal.
https://files.catbox.moe/6ljjc1.png
https://files.catbox.moe/phaief.png
https://files.catbox.moe/7273n5.png
https://files.catbox.moe/96r83o.png

>>23524993
>>23524939
>Cute panties!

>>23523543
>Use Mofu pills so your husband is forced to carry you around at all times
Diabolical

>>23523546
>CC lilim disguises herself as an amazon to try and get a man

>>23525171
Ah yes, of course. The adorable wardrobe.

Certainly helps how KC gave them a ridiculously short skirt, as mentioned in the making of.

>>23525258
>"Ara~, I wonder how many cuties like you I can bench press? Um, I 'uhg,' ufufu"

What do you think the Hellhounds's and Jinkos's stance is on the position that if a man hits you, you can hit him back?

>>23525291
If a man hits you, rape him back. Unless you are married, then woop his ass and hand him to an unmarried friend to rape.

I want to see Nyakim Gatwech do a Hellhound cosplay

>>23525209
It's all a secret plan by the husband to give him even more chances to fluff, and bend her over everything to lewd her

>>23525258
Where do I find the making of posts?

>>23525318
The mega in the OP. Under "Enty info".

>>23525291
>But dad said punching boys is bad...

>>23525316
I want you to kill yourself for posting this

>>23525346
Thank you!

>>23523763
I'll open a Tavern near the MG humie border and serve MG mana crack powder mixed with delicious food so they can get both at the same time. Who cares if some unsavory MG hop the border to go humie hunting and need a quick fix or return from one unsuccessful and need another fix.

And since there probably aren't a lot of border towns on the humie side it would basically be the last place for humans going into MG territory to "gas up" at too. I'll make a killing and no lunatic bureaucrat from either side would make that trip to tax me either.

order church has nece clothers

>>23525313
And Jinkos?

>>23525402
It's not just that you can mix it with something else with a strong flavor. Monsters have special essence taste buds and not just on their tongue. The reason semen and the essence in bodily fluids tastes amazing to a monster is because it comes from their husband and is his. It's meant to taste foul or bland in a way that only a monster can taste because it's processed an has no emotional connection behind it.

>>23524939
>Loli body, regardless of age
>Sneaky, but trustworthy
>Will research everything you like and exploit that knowledge for mutual benefit
>Despite all that, actually tend to be bashful and awkward when alone

>>23525346
>>23525258
>It's a one piece, so they don't wear anything below, and even though her clothes are pretty short, the fluff helps emphasize her thighs perfectly!
>The don't wear anything below
I want a rata to use pin my head between her thighs and make me eat her out

>>23525454
>cc office ladies drinking essence extract smoothies on break, advertised with "tastes just like the real thing!"
>you can tell how bitter the taste actually is by how bitter their eyes are

>>23525454
That said, they might still appreciate efforts to make it taste, while not good, at least not as bad.

>>23525403
Could use more heart motifs

Hellhounds are primed to beat maledom guys according to their profile but.... what would happen if a Hellhound finds a guy that is too into femdom and wants her to wrestle him, slap him accross the face or beat him up? Remember, Hellhounds think men are weak and fragile.

>>23525557
But that's a Tengu

>>23525454
Good thing I have my secret ingredients to make them like it.

There are those of us like me who have been collecting monster girl art for a long time, well before the MGE became well established. What's some really old monster girl art that you still have and like?

For instance, I've always been oddly fond of this one thanks to the detail on the lamia's body. I have zero context behind just where the image first came from and what it's depicting, I found it ages ago on a site that collected random monster girl art and didn't give sources, but I like to imagine she is seductively convincing him to not shoot himself rather than the other way around.

Onis so drunk, their clothes are basically falling off

>>23525557
>Hellhounds are primed to beat maledom guys according to their profile
It's framed as a punishment for hubris, believing you can dominate the indomitable, so I always wonder what would happen to someone who treated a hellhound that way but had none of that pride. Say, a super dense MC who just doesn't realize that hellhounds and kobolds are actually different species, and goes for the headpats and the bellyrubs because he genuinely thinks that will make her happiest.

>>23525557
The MGE level of femdom should be enough to satisfy anyone in their world. At most there might be some slaps on the butt or pre-coital sparring. Even if no harm results I'm not sure the MGE is a place where monsters will literally beat the man in the face during lovemaking. I mean sure dark elves have their pleasure whips, but somehow whipping someone during sex gives a different impression to me from viciously beating them during it. But I could be wrong, we know monsters are willingly to try out most fetishes outside of NTR, gore, etc.

>>23525258
>ridiculously short skirt
Dangerously short one-piece dress is an outfit I'd like to see on more lolis.

>>23525609
Remember that hellhounds have no problem with that sort of thing. She'd probably happily play along with it for a while.
She's still gonna fuck him, of course.

>>23525609
Well it's noted they don't have a lot of pride, so it's not like one would necessarily object to such treatment. Indeed, they may enjoy it for a while. They just wouldn't let it end at just head pats and belly rubs, not when such activities are bound to turn them on even more.

>>23525403
No wonder they always corrupt with clothing like that.

>>23525638
>Even if no harm results I'm not sure the MGE is a place where monsters will literally beat the man in the face during lovemaking.

Ogres apparently do, but also apparently their punches during sex produce no harm.

Remember the big titty kingdom welcomes everyone with open arms.

>>23525557
>Hellhounds are primed to beat maledom guys according to their profile
That's not what KC says

>>23525696
I don't welcome them. I acknowledge them, and that they have appeal to others, but they are not to my taste.

>>23525557
>wants her to wrestle him
That part looks like pretty standard Hellhound behavior in bed to me.

What is it about Hellhoundfags that makes them have constant rants and out bursts that everybody is going to have Hellhounds forced on them. Especially if you hate them or like maledom. I have never seen this with any other MGE waifu group.

>>23525746
What?

>>23525657
>>23525662
>anon and hellhound laughing and grinning
>"Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl!"
>"It's me! I'm the good girl!"
>tail is wagging so hard and so fast as a result of the patting and rubbing, it threatens to cleave nearby furniture in two
>"Okay, okay, now settle down girl, I'm going to go-"
>incredibly powerful paw grabs his shoulder
>hellhound shakes her head, still happily grinning
>visible hearts might as well be coming out of her eye-fire
>anon quickly learned the actual difference between kobolds and hellhounds

>>23525775
>>"It's me! I'm the good girl!"

I think this is where she would correct him and call herself a bad girl.

>>23525403
LITERALLY BUILT for CORRUPTION

>>23525757
Some people like >>23525746 are autistic and interpret "does anyone want to split off into side conversation Y" as "you are not allowed to talk about X." Ironically, those same people probably make literal "you are not allowed to talk about X" posts all the time.

>>23525746
What the fuck are you talking about schizo

>>23525790
See, but what we see as being a "bad girl," hellhounds see as good behavior. Thus both "bad girl" and "good girl" are compliments when directed at a hellhound.
Careful not so say something like how they've got "catlike reflexes" though.

Oh no, she's going to drop the meat!

I spent all of last I night fucking a loli Hellhound with abs in every position, and the now the lack of portals hurts even more.

>>23525861
>muscle lolis
Explain

>>23525858
>implying a nearby little wendi won't drill dive past to nab it.

>>23525870
The magic of VR

>>23525861
Why would you need a portal if you already have loli hellhound?

>>23525898
Wendi drill attack is no joke, they can sense the meat from a mile away and home in

>>23525932
If there is MGE VR and muscle loli Hellhound art I demand it.

>>23525861
I dont know how to interpret this post

>>23525949
Some even are figuring out elemental augments or shout out attacks!

>>23525951
Waifu Sex Stimulator is basically a custom MMD engine with over 1500 models, and some of them are monster girls. Hellhound, Aspara, Anubis, a few others.

>>23523215
Two of them are the other two aren’t

>>23525962
Is there Jinko?

>>23525934
Because as soon as the headset is off she isn't real again anon.
>>23525956
I'm not sure what else to say!

I would like to maximize femdom time with a Werebat. Anything to keep in mind besides the proper sleep schedule?

>>23525971
Not that I recall but since it's MMD, if you can find a model you can use it.

>>23525962
Neat, so you just get this, stick a fleshlight somewhere and fuck your waifu? I love technology!

>>23525993
We truly live in the future. Let me tell you seeing two hell hounds on top of each other shaking their asses side to side is like finding God.

>>23525962
>>23525962
Post pic of that loli hound, in imgur if it's nsfw

>>23526025
Can do will do

>tfw no 6'10" Vampire wife who likes being the little spoon

I dream of cows

>>23525960
>Wendi finds a deer alone in the woods
>"Awa! Flambe Spear!"
>She bursts into flames and does a spinning leap at the deer.
>When she collides with it, cooked and expertly cut pieces of meat rain down from the sky.

>>23525991
Now all I need is an affordable VR setup. I've got a bunch of great models thanks to messing with MMD for the last six months.

>>23525989
Darkness of course. And for the full experience, get a group so they can tease you with shear numbers that you can't even count due to the aforementioned darkness.

>>23525989
Move far south for part of the year and far north for the other part to maximize time spent at night?

Would probably be easier to just live in a cave or underground though.

On another note, keep in mind that for incubi sex can rejuvenate as much as sleeping, so they can actually replace their sleep time with sex time (this is one way some couples have tons of sex despite living regular lives during the day).

>>23526065
>Whitehorn neighbor goes to see whats going on just to see a wendi standing in the middle of a dear that has a huge, flaming hole in it, catching meat falling from the sky in her mouth.
>Closes the door.

>>23526039
>tfw no 4'5" Wight wife who likes being the little spoon

>>23525696
Well, yes, because they have difficulty crossing their arms.

>>23526025
Here you go anon!

https://imgur.com/7HPtE9K
https://imgur.com/BRXXInX
https://imgur.com/G2oqqav

>>23526074
My recommendation is the Samsung Odyssey +, comfortable, no need for lighthouses, great image quality, works with almost anything on the market too.

>>23526131
>that chest
>loli
That view from behind is nice though

>>23526164
She's tiny in VR though, oppai Loli I guess. In VR she's like 4'8

What monsters would be embarrassed by all the cheesy love ballads they have on their phones?

>>23526182
Definitely Hellhounds.

>>23526167
Still too womanly, shortstack you could argue

>>23526209
You're probably right, but damn does she fuck

>>23526182
Dragons, who blush and roll their eyes when their inbox is full of songs men have made about how beautiful they are.

But she doesn't ever delete them.

What if you just say No to a mamono?

>>23526247
You are considered tsundere and treated as such.

>>23526247
>28. Question: Imagine a situation: a man who is afraid of snakes will be attacked by Shirohebi in love with him. What do you think Shirohebi will do if he tells her that he hates snakes? Can she dutifully abandon him?
>Answer: Of course, she will try to convey to this man all the charms of her snake body! If you do not want to get involved with this monster girl because of hatred in your hands ... then there is also the opportunity to send Shirohebi to another. But I do not think that you will be disappointed in the personality of this girl.
Monster will understand if they are breed that you absolutely hate and never could love.

>>23526247
Mamono aren't drugs, Anon. You can't just say no.

>>23526247
No means yes. Yes means anal.

>>23526247
I hope you know how to fight.

>>23522880
>Monsters can get addicted to kissing
>Kissing is arguably more pleasurable way of getting mana than sex
I wonder. Do the stubborn tsunderes lose their pride when they pathetically beg for tongue, or do they try to disguise it as something else, and then just "accidentally" kiss (which is totally your fault btw)

>>23526247
>>23526261
>"Say NO! to Mamono!" lecturer speaking at various college campuses with strong Order influences
>cute "Pally-chan" mascot-suit wearer looks increasingly embarrassed by the whole ordeal when seen after shows out of costume, and also increasingly obviously sexually frustrated
>problem takes care of itself in two weeks

>>23526295
Beg? A real tsundere would indeed disguise it as being done for another reason, grabbing him for a fierce lip lock then breathlessly saying she just felt hungry, that he not think about it too much, etc.

Speaking of kissing, I guess it's pretty hard to draw as there is quite a lack of it among MGE fan art.

>>23526131
I see no abs

>>23526339
brian shaw doesnt have abs so why should she?

>>23526339
I very clearly see abs, but it might be the resolution I captured those images at

>>23526393
Where do I get the game and the models anon?

>>23526131
would hellhound play doom?

>>23526412
https://lewdfraggy.wetransfer.com/downloads/3c6cc0dfcb3ee4074f8a8745ace01ca420200331135432/4b2999

Most of the models are built in

>>23526421
Yes but only the kissless neckbeard ones

>>23526513
>neckbeard

>>23526524
Pred=model.predict(np.expand_dims(temp_img_arr,axis=0))

What would a dragon do if I threatened to mere her?

>>23526595
>Speak english, whelp.

>>23526595
Do you mean marry her?

>>23526595
What kind of dragon? I'm pretty sure that if you try it with a Jabberwock you're getting laid one way or the other.

>>23526645
Dragon Zombies are already pretty much mere anyway.

>>23526595
>"I'll never lose to cock"
>she proceeds to lose to cock

>>23526645
How about that fiery looking dragon queen?

>>23526645
Almost any monster girl species will Have sex with you if you tell them your interested except for the higher lvl ones and even for them you just have to be persistent

>>23526657
Nobody can beat the cock

>>23526756
Nope, can't beat the cock.

https://files.catbox.moe/p2qma4.png
Whoever wanted the Runya card here you go, screenshot's a glitchy mess but I barely have any sfw scenes.

>>23525582
>secret ingredient
>Single anon combining mana cocaine with cum flakes for MG food

But would it work? Or would MGs magically figure it out?

>>23526797
Nice cock, bro

>>23526804
Very nice! Thanks fren!

I wonder if what you do with a zombie affects what her personality will be like as a wight.
>zombie silently watches you play video games while cuddling you
>after she wights, she quickly becomes an avid gamer, spending most of her leisure time buying and playing games with you
>have a cosplay fetish, so you dress up your zombie in lots of different costumes
>later becomes a well known wight cosplayer who teaches other monsters how to make their own sexy outfits for the bedroom
>often play your favorite instrument for your zombie, even though she doesn't seem to respond to it
>not long after, you and your wight are playing duets together that express true love

>>23526805
All girls are better with snakes ankhs and hieroglyphs on them

>>23526850
! !

>>23523307
Why are they childhood friend material? Is it because they start off as a fat worm and then turn into your perfect gf when they confess too you and metamorphize?

>>23526164
oppai lolis are fine too

>>23526863
>d then turn into your perfect gf when they confess too you and metamorphize?
and then he rejects her because fuck all her development the childhood friend never wins.

>>23526863
No, you go to the cocoon with her.

>>23526804
Too slutty for Runya. Runya is for cute only

>>23526805
what a horrid, fat little creature

>A good girl vs a bad girl
Learn the difference anon it could save your pelvis

>>23526953
That's rude, why are you calling the Kobold a bad girl?

What happens if you give a fairy raging mushrooms?

>>23526977
She ate his homework

>>23526981
She just impales herself on your penis

>>23526953
I just realized those are my two dogs in fur color and temperament.

>>23526953
Why would I need to learn the difference? I wouldn't want a dog anyways.

>>23526997
I'm pretty sure that you don't get a choice with Hellhounds.

>>23527005
Hellhounds can fuck off. I want nothing to do with them.

>>23526981
You know that scene in Tom and Jerry where Jerry gets super buff? Like that.
On the topic of faeries, Irish mythology classifies Dullahan as a kind of fairy. Would a MGE Dullahan try to use that to her advantage?
>"Let me in, I'm a fairy! Don't you believe in faeries, anon?"

Wolves >>>> Dogs in strenght

Yet, Hellhounds >>>>> Werewolves

That makes no sense.

>>23527011
>I want nothing to do with them.
too bad

>>23527019
Pretty certain that a mythological hellhound is quite a bit stronger than a wolf, considering that it's literally a demon from hell.

>>23527015
>Turn undead doesn't work on them
>Order puts all their resources in to finding a "Turn fairy" spell

>>23526983
Okay, I can understand that. She should learn from the Hellhound how to be a good girl.

>>23526804
It's memein' time

>>23526928
Lewdin' time is tomorrow

>>23527033
I wonder if that's how an imp tries to present itself, while puffing out her modest chest.

>>23526928
She's already been lewded https://files.catbox.moe/bfeuuq.png
>>23527051
Glad someone else uses it for memes, I spent way too long yesterday importing mmd files to recreate old 2hu videos with monster girls.

>>23527025
You can have those ugly bitches.

Being a teacher in a monster highschool would probably be stressful your students are too busy staring at their crushes and passing notes to give a fuck about you teaching them history cause all they are thinking is "why do we need to learns this shit when I'd rather rape the cute boy sitting by me."

>>23527156
At least you can commiserate with your Hakutaku co-workers

>>23526131
What version is this model from? I'm looking through the game files and I can't find it

>>23527019
>>23527033
Also it's not as simple as "wolves are stronger than dogs." It's more like "most wolves are stronger than most breeds of dog."

On the other hand, there are some large, powerful breeds that could rival a wolf in a fight, some like wolfhounds were even bred to hunt wolves (though usually relying on working as a team rather than a one on one fight).

It also depends on what sort of wolf you're talking about. While they are the same species, wolves from warmer regions like India are substantially smaller than northern wolves and many breeds of dog.

And if humans can breed such powerful dogs, I'm pretty sure a underworld deity can create a dog monster superior to the average werewolf.

>YWN be a chew toy to relieve stress for a bunch of frustrated virgin, NEET, Mamano

Why even live?

>>23527156
Just teach with your dick out.

>>23527083
That's a setup for instant loss

>>23527202
Hellhound Muscle 2.0 J&J Edit I think

>>23527300
Such is the nature of smugness.

>>23527295
That wont help them learn in fact they would learn less, also students are for guiding not fucking

>>23527280
>Try to pull yourself away from her cuddling and biting.
>Lets out a low, dangerous growl.

>>23527311
>students are for guiding not fucking

Why can't they be for both?

>>23527280
>ywn be abducted then shotafied by a thirsty CC mamono

>>23527330
Because they arent going to be highschoolers forever they are gonna leave school and go else where

>>23527330
I can't concentrate in Haku-sama's class because of her massive jugs!

>>23526900
>>23526925
I totally would a childhood friend Mealworm.

>>23527390
I'd give her apples and other produce but I don't want to go in the cocoon.

>ochi bodyguard gets scratched up defending her lord from some bandits
>quietly asks for some affection so that she can heal her wounds
>gives her a lap pillow
Anon, his wife, and the triplets they conceived that night would eventually conquer half of Zipangu.

>>23527426
Then prepare your pelvis for an extra-thick, pent up Papillon once she emerges.

>>23527441
Butterflies are cute I bet their wings feel nice

>>23527441
Papillion imotou that looks older than I am

>>23527520
How aroused would you be if she woke you up with "ara ara onii-chan~"?

>>23527470
Be careful with their wings, they are delicate and covered in aphrodisiac dust!

>>23527441
Hold on, that Papillon looks like she's from one of those corrupted dark forests!

does your waifu prefer ketchup or mayo?

How come all the job openings at the pharaoh’s palace demand that all boys be shirtless and spend at least an hour a day doing muscle toning exercises?

Spanking dragons.

>>23527577
Labour unions

>>23527577
Health regulations.

>>23527577
Working at any one of the temples involves worshiping the demigoddesses and monsters that call them home.

At the Temple of Bast you can expect to spend your time brushing, giving scritches under the chin and generally worshiping the very ground their cute little paws walk upon.

>>23527552
What if I start planting purity plants in that forest to clean it up

>>23527577
Welcome to scribe duty.

>>23527610
That can work, just be careful so that the Dark Titania ruling over the forest doesn't find you.

magus anon is kill?

man, it would be REALLY weird to have a child with a loli, when I think about it. is there a spell that prevents pregnancy in any monster?

>>23527623
>Make an effort to clean up the trash in the forest
>clear away stagnant pools
>reintroduce non-invasive local plants that have been pushed out by the corruption
>Take the dark Titania on a pure date with no lewdity

>>23527577
The insurance company gives them a discount if they have their "employees" maintain a certain level of physical fitness.

>>23527646
If there was then monsters would spare no expense devoting themselves to finding a way to break it.

Why do demon bullies only stop if you sign their marriage contract?

>>23527646
>When you accidentally think your mother-in-law is actually your wife's little sister

>>23527624
No. Update this week.

>>23527610
>Expanding the Enchanted Forest by purifying the corrupt one

This is the most Unicorn sounding shit possible.

>>23527663
>The Corrupted Wood Elves that were originally going to hunt you down and take you captive have a change of art and start helping you.

if your waifu says goy, she is tanuki.

>>23527699
Their trees just needed the parasitic plants removed from the roots to stop their decay and actually be green once more

im horny for ratas! and mofu

>>23527761
>Oh!..
>W-We knew that already!
>Yeah, we're just here to make sure you do it properly!

>>23527723
How can she be a tanuki if she is my maid? Clearly a rich monster like that would have no reason to be hired to such a low job like that?

>>23527441
This really dosencentivizes going into the cocoon. Plus, think of how much time I'll have to prepare her room!

>>23527767
ˢᵐᵒˡ

>>23527798
I wouldn't mind getting a lean, graceful, sticc Papillon though. The Kisaragi Chihaya of Papillons!

>>23527917
I would prefer that as well. It's my ideal body type for a girl, after all.

>>23527917
Into the cocoon with ye, then.

I need a big tiddy moth gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efyufhtO7VU

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember not to stay up too late or you may find an itten trying to drag you to bed.

>>23527917
I wonder if a sticc would fly faster

>don't like big tiddy or flatlets
>don't like muscles or fat
>don't like lolis or cakes
>don't want to rape or be raped
Is it that far-fetched to want a more moderate mamono?

>>23527968
Yes, and you're going to enjoy that fencepost up your ass.

>>23527968
Corrupt an average human girl

>>23527326
>I fucked up
>Got arrested on bullshit charges
>Fucking demons
>20 Years in the mofu pit
>Or 20 months community service
>Thought it would be easy
>NO
>Hikkikimori monsters everywhere
>Birth ratios still haven't unfucked themselves
>My job is to help or least take the edge off
>Of course monsters hear that and think 'toy'
>Especially Wendy
>Fuckin' Wendy
>Wurm with a higher than average IQ, with a matching maternal instinct and sex drive--but no-one to take it out on
>Until me
>Coiled around from first moment I enter until authorities finally manage to pry her off, head shoved into chest, hand groping at me, worse
If it weren't for allergies to Kitsune, I would be in the Mofu Pit by now

(More Y/N?)

>>23527968
No. I'm the same.

>>23527955
They might! Much faster, possibly more gracefully, and she'd be able to do cool barrel rolls and cartwheels.

>>23527954
Help, I'm stuck in bed. My blankets are too comfy, I can't get out.

>>23527968
So you want a nicely sized, average girl next door to whisper sweet nothings and cuddle with? Do I have a deal for you!

>>23527991
That'd be the likely optimum - that or find a Succ or Cupid shaped for people like me.

>>23527968
Go fuck a living fence you fence sitter, but yeah nice to have variety

>>23525696
I want to be the lucky slave who gets to hold up the queens hefty bust everyday!

>>23525403
Onee-nuns are prime breeding sows.

>>23523546
Can I make an amazon Lilim into a MILF Lilim?

You can't fake being married because mamonos can sense that but what about being engaged already to someone else?

>>23528007
Kikis are definitely really great. And yeah, that's exactly what I want.

I wanna wade into a lagoon full of big hungry lamprey mermaid girls!

>>23528075
When you wade through the bay
and something bites your leg;
That's a moray.

>>23526834
What duet would you sing with your waifu?
>I’d love to sing ‘Don’t Go Breaking My Heart” with my waifu on karaoke night

>>23528090
teases, still, gonna walk into the water and walk out with as many lamprey girls latched to me as possible!

>>23528090
When you slip just a bit
And land straight on her tits
That's a moray.

>>23528090
Biters get the ball gag.

Also,
>leg
>not thigh

Could some anon make a greentext of a Jinko or Hellhound chatting some anon after she saved him from rape, is all friendly and then she progressively gets more aggressive as he doesnt reply or reply with short words?

>>23528101
When you talk to an eel
slip, trip and cop a feel
that's a moray.

>>23527939
How about an atlas moth girl that's amazon-sized and can wrap you in her wings for incognito public lovemaking?

>>23527623
But what if I want the Dark Titania to find me?

>>23528000
Wendy sounds nice

>>23528120
When you slip in with slime
and you have a good time
That's a moray~

>>23528117
What would happen if you printed that chatlog and went to the MG police to file charges for harassment and rape threats?

>>23528000
Yes but post it in a pastebin and just let us read it there.

>>23528161
>Can I see your Datebook profile, sir?
>....
>If you dont want to get harassed why were you dressing like this in your profile? Why did you accepted her? It seems to me you were provoking her.

>>23528161
Rata reports on just how rapeable anon is

End up raping and marrying anon herself just before deciding to submit the report, just because of how rapeable he is

>>23528194
What if you complain that they are just getting your hopes up?

>>23528135
god this place has ruined me I saw giant hips on that moth between the wings

>>23526083
>Honey! The neighbor’s kids are doing it again.

>>23528161
You’d be laughed at and probably make a few of them mad that you didn’t take the hint yet and let her fuck you senseless.

>>23528199
Is it a good thing, or a bad thing if you you're ranked dead list in a 'Most Rapeable Men' report?

any good games or doujins with mofu?

>>23528234
None

>>23528238
that cant be true!

>>23528229
Normally I'd say it's the rata trying to save you for herself but some girls are up for challenge so that could backfire.

>>23527577
I’d rather be in the royal army and pretty much just be the platoon stress relief toy.

>>23527723
You have to go back

>>23526797
>>23526756
In a way, even men lose to the cock. Imagine trying to decline a monster. What are you going to do? Turn down the most pleasurable sex possible? You gotta give the dick what it wants. No one can beat the dick.

>>23527785
Rich humans can be weird, rich monsters can be weirder

>>23528007
Who would be better as an actual mom, Loli-baba Baphomet or Kikimora?

Sabbath Loli-baba Kikimora of course has no equal

>>23528285
I feel like Kiki would be better for an actual maternal figure, but Loli-baba Bapho would be good as an adopted momster to bully.

Do healing potion and magics hurt the undead? Would necromancy heal them?

>>23527785
>How can she be a tanuki if she is my maid?
She’s really into role playing?

>>23527573
Mustard is underrated.

if black harpies exist, there should be white harpies

>>23528335
mustard is for big grody wrestlers

>>23528343
hellhounds are big grody wrestlers! so they must like mustard the most!

>>23527610
>>23527663
I had an idea for a fantasy story about a half-Dwarf Druid who comes to a dark forest and starts living there, slowly uncorrupting the forest and it’s inhabitants.
The twist was gonna be that the spells he uses to undo the forest’s corruption was slowly killing him by making him absorb the dark energy himself. I never could decide if it was gonna be a happy or bad end

>>23528338
How about a snowy owl?

>>23528137
Then you become her 'champion' and spend the rest of your days 'serving' the Monster Girls of her kingdom.