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237914 No.237914 [Reply] [Original]

Yukari appears to you and demands you have sex with her.

Which one do you choose:

A. Fuck her like no tomorrow

B. Gladly refuse her offer and walk away.

C. Scream and run away like a little bitch.

D. Tell her that she's a fuck whore and she should fap to Mel Gibson.

>> No.237953

I just want to cuddle ;_;

>> No.237945

Send her to the doctor. She has tumors growing on her chest.

>> No.237965

Anyone who upon seeing that would not choose A is not a man.

>> No.237967

Its been a year and half since the last time I have been with a woman, and Yukari would be tempting. However, I hate that bitch and her pets. So, B.

>> No.237968

genuflect

>> No.237972

>>B. Gladly refuse her offer and walk away.

What would happen to me?

>> No.237982

>>237972

Unspeakable horrors.

>> No.237983

>>237972
in that case, you'd lose the game

>> No.237998

>A. Fuck her like no tomorrow
I'll take the less obvious choice.

>> No.238008
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238008

One does not simply refuse Yukari

>> No.238021

>>237972
She cries out "Congratulations! After an exhaustive candidate selection process (I had to look through three whole gaps for a humanoid male... stupid picky shikigami, what was wrong with that cactus?), you have been selected to be in charge of my new Shikigami breeding program!"

She then rips off your clothing, spins you around, where you see a woman with foxtails and ears handcuffed to a support beam in the middle of the room, and lying naked on a futon. Next to her is a very confused-looking woman whose clothes are torn, as though she suddenly grew several dress sizes.

You suddenly have what you recognize as a viagra stuffed into your mouth, and then recieve a sharp kick in the back, sending you flying on top of the naked fox-girl.

"W-WAIT! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" The fox-girl cries.

"Now then, I'm going to go get some pregnancy tests. I want to see results in the next few weeks."

Ran/Adult Chen GOOD END No. 31

>> No.238029

Only male homosexuals do.

>> No.238034

I'd her gaps

>> No.238041

E. SHOOT THE CORE

>> No.238080

who's yukari?

>> No.238081

A

>> No.238096

>>238041
>PROTIP: Shoot at her until she dies

>> No.238098
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238098

"Why the hell are you asking me? I'd expect you to gap away Brad Pitt or something."

>>238021
Made me fantasize about Adult Chen this morning. Damnit.

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238215

>>238021

Oh wow....

>> No.238226

I'd gladly enter those gaps.

Of course, Yukari being Yukari, I'd ask what the catch was...and probably not believe her when she told me.

>> No.238236

>>237953
Me too ;_;

>> No.238803

just as ranned

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