/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What's wrong with Deviantart now?

>>23887335
They changed their layout or something and you can't go back to the old ways

Don't think I can take much more

So anyway Anubutt

>>23887466
Hmm... I'd like it more if she did a handstand for this sort of thing. She might enjoy it if I FORCED her to do such a thing, too.

>>23887466
Uppity bitches are made for domming.

Gimmie your smuggest shortstacks.

>>23887570
This

>>23887714

>>23887466
>>23887556
>>23887570
I would do everything in my power to get an Anubutt to break out the curses, if only to get her to eventually flip my switch so I can rape her properly.

What am I supposed to do when my demon classmate does a human summoning ritual and she summons me

Enjoy some tea on a rainy day!

>>23887744
Ask her what infernal horrors await you

>>23887753
It's a sunny evening but tea it is!

Does your ancient evil have abandonment issues?

>>23887833
Yes

>>23887893
Oh no
Not the tree stump again

>>23887903
This unit is on standby

meaty tails are for rubbing and licking

>"I'm all yours, anon. Come, take me <3"

>>23888071
tits too small

>>23887321
Which monster girls would genuinely get more into tabletop wargaming/tabletop games (other than the obvious 'all of them since they get to spend time with you' answer)?
My personal headcanon is that Demons would get quite into it as they could use it as a way to make you submit by beating you using their intellect rather than brute strenght (which seems like a thing they would enjoy) and cause they can use the game as a 'betting platform' so that the loser has to obey the winner unquestionably for a set amount of time
>Demon waifu smashes your crappy imperial guard army with her tournament winner copied WAACFAG tier Slaneesh demons list
>Looks like you lost again, guess who has to obey me for the rest of the day?

>>23888071
Look, you asked me to help you with your biology homework and so far all you've done is cuddle my arm, try to touch my penis, and now this. Are you serious about learning or am I wasting my time?

>>23888071
Hag

>>23888127
She's interested in a different kind of biology assignment, anon

>>23888106
Obviously
tfw your waifu finally convinces you to bite the bullet, get into tabletop, and actually meet some friends because you know you would enjoy it if you actually put in the effort

>>23888106
>playing DnD with your Anubis wife and her Pharaoh, Sphinx, and Khepri friends
>Anubis wife meticulously planned out the campaign, and gets flustered when someone tries to do something she wasn't prepared for
>Spinx won't stop making lewd innuendos when talking about her attacks
>Khepri keeps sidetracking the group by trying to "seduce" the King NPC
>Pharaoh tries to use her God Voice on the dice every time she rolls, and gets pouty when it doesn't work

>>23888129
Runya is a young bapho. Don't spread lies, anon!

Moth automaton mod

>>23888219
Not sure how I feel

>>23888169
All Sabbath are secret hags, and it is my duty to let everyone know.

>Monstergirls are known for having obsessive interests and disposable income
>Not capitalizing on this untapped market with human-run businesses that appeal to mamono wants/needs

>Group of treasure hunters decide that the adventuring game is just not worth it anymore
>Open an 'Adventurer Café' and plaster ads wherever they can
>'NOT COSPLAY! ALL OF OUR STAFF ARE REAL ADVENTURERS, BOTH RETIRED AND ACTIVE!'
>'RESERVATIONS AND SPECIALTY PACKAGES AVAILABLE!'
>Level 1 slimes and goblins line up to be treated like royalty for once by a fully armored knight who calls them 'Your Highness', kisses their hands, and serves them his homemade pepperpot soup. The same knight also deals with a few high-level campaign-enders with masochistic streaks who want to be given the tsundere treatment.
>That one Titania and her entourage, a swarm of chatterbox fairies, are here again. Get the Wizard, he's their favorite and the only one who can handle all of their requests anyway. He'll just serve tea, make them those little fried donuts with fruit jam and tell stories for four hours.
>Thief got kidnapped again, told him to stop being so flirty. You gotta be subtle. We're trying to run a business here, save marriage for later.
>Best-paying customer is a Gazer who occasionally rents out the entire place for an evening. She has an elaborate role-play scenario in which she's the all-powerful, sadistic Queen of All Monsters and she's conquered the adventuring party sent to slay her, reducing them all to adoring servants who wait on her hand and foot. She's a sweaty nerd who stutters her way through all of her dialogue but she puts in the effort and she leaves triple-digit tips.

>>23887466
How about Heckbutt

I want to instant loss to a large, dangerous feline.

>>23888372
I don't like leading monsters on unless I'm going to seal the deal. They get awfully attached fairly quickly.

Making too many ice puns to a Yuki-onna

>>23888450
Wow, cold

>>23888437
I like my large felines more chill.

>>23888219
aren't those supposed to be owls?

>>23888106
Can I play pog with demons?

>>23888456

>>23888440
Gotta make your intentions clear from the start. Those paying customers knew what they were getting into.

>>23888450
How else do you break the ice?

>>23888487
Whoops,
Been staring at too much moth pussy I guess

Demons with invisibility!

>High demand jobs for males in MGC and its surroundings

>Teacher
>Bartender
>Butler
>Farmer
>Prostitute / Camwhore
>Experimental subject
>Massage therapist
>Househusband

>>23888657
but I can see her so she doesnt have invisibility

>>23888528
By melting her snowflake

>>23888657
I want to cum in this demon as she teases me at work with her invisibility.

>>23888666
Don't forget babysitter

>>23888285
Lolibabas are the best loli.

I want to fuck a birb in her bubb.

>>23888690
Wouldnt that eventually chip away your sanity? wondering if she is in any corner able to rape or touch you at any time of the day without warning?

>>23888714
This

>>23888696
I bet sabbath girls trick babysitters

>>23888522
Yeah, she gives that look after she takes a bath in a hot spring.

>>23888467
that comes later

>>23888736
>unmarried male babysitters get sabbath'd
>unmarried female babysitters can't be left alone with little boys
It's hard being a working parent in MGC

>>23888736
If you get to the house and the parents are already gone, you might want to think twice about what you're doing.

>>23888736
Well yeah. It's either that or an informal arranged marriage setup.

>>23888696
Babysitting a 37 year old neet spider who does nothing but watch anime all day and shitpost on a nepalese yak herding forum!

>>23888714
They're also lying hags.

>>23888736
I imagine there's something like paid escorts for sabbath members. They pay some guy a little money to keep them company, play together, cook them a meal and pet their head while he calls them a good girl.

>>23888832
Probably end up at the lingerie store a lot, waiting while they show off various outfits.

>>23888792
That's why you unplug her internet and take her to the park

>>23888966
Shit man, I'd never be able to resist a cute loli doing a private lingerie fashion show for me.

>>23887321

>>23889175
Clever girls

>>23889175
Those sick lolis are becoming more and more devious.

>>23888666
teacher seems like a nice job I'd be a cool shop teacher doing wood working

plow pose is how all meaty tails should be displayed

>>23889245
>teacher seems like a nice job
Anon, I...

>>23888440
It's just entertainment. Like going to a play where the audience can participate.

>>23888666
Do I need a crotch cam for streaming?

>>23888666
You forgot personal trainer

>>23889268
what could go wrong teaching monsters how to work wood? I bet them being able to repair stuff like cabinets and tables would be a useful skill. Oh and wood turning is also really fun I made a bowl and salt&pepper shakers with one.

>>23889291
Not if you prefer your fans to have a fetish for male chests.

>>23888666

>Apply to be a head librarian in MGC
>Nothing. Not even so much as a call-back despite good credentials.
>MGs have a rich book culture and it's impossible to compete for a head librarian position against a Hakutaku with 4000 years of experience under her belt
>Still really want to work in a library so put out an ad for a librarian's assistant instead
>Flooded with job offers

>>23889291
Nah just do that for special occasions

>>23889208
Jokes on you I don't drink and only listen to FLACs

>>23889268
>be teacher
>first day of class
>have to run from the seniors when they spot me
>dodge the kikimora janitor's requests for some "help in the broom closet"
>pry off the clingy junior lolis
>morning class goes nowhere as all the students look at is my ass
>other teachers in the lounge spend the entire lunch break dropping their pencils in front of me
>afternoon class gets interrupted by a delinquent hellhound who had heard of a new teacher in school and came to claim me
>the demon principal keeps trying to make me sign a really strange employment contract
>when I leave, battered and bruised, hear the school coach shouting at her class
>"HUT HUT HUT!"
>the football team is lined up at the exit, looking at me
>make it to the parking lot before I get tackled and dragged to the bleachers
>entire team and the coach run a train on me
>barely have anything left in me when the last minotaur gets off me
>when I try to get up find that the janitorial staff is waiting outside
>rape continues deep into the night
and this is why nobody wants to work as a teacher in MGC

>>23889361
Cute. I want to help a Haku reach the high shelves!

>>23889384
Shortstack Haku who is very learned and knowledgeable and wise but is also about up to your crotch when standing

>>23889372
Just marry someone, you have all the teachers and students to choose from.

>>23889371
Looks like a volcel to me and a true man of God

>>23889453
Perfect for the fucking in the library under the table and while checking someone’s books out exhibitionism scenario!

>>23889372
as a Home Ec teacher I'd just distract the monsters with food so they are too busy eating too rape me.

i love foxes so much

>>23889481
But wouldn't that put a target on your back as perfect house husband since you'd be teaching cooking and sewing?

>>23889481
>>23889502
It really is a short term solution with a new long term problem.

>>23889453
>really handsome new teacher on the first day of school
>class doing introductions and he lets the students ask him questions
>"Yes, I am married. In fact, me and my wife are expecting our daughter to be born soon."
>students' faces when

>>23889502
>>23889550
Well you know how a spider uses lines to tell where a bug is coming from? I'd use lines of thread to make sure I can't be ambushed. If all else fails I can just wear chastity underwear to work and cry if it gets to that,

>>23889557
Do you think MG's know you have a mana marker on you, or do you think they just get the sense you're "taken" and only the corresponding species is clued in? Could you masquerade as married so you go through life unmolested?

>>23889361
Librarian MGs eat the reserved bookish image up. Just get caught coyish reading a book on female sexuality and they'll be putty in tour hands.

Clearly the safest teaching position is history or math just bore the monsters to death so they don't even think of rape and have too many numbers or historic dates in their head

>>23889578
Not quite how that works. Spiders are super sensitive and they don't just "use lines" they sense vibrations

>>23889557
Sorry ladies I'm married to my job.

>>23889291
>>23888666
I'd totally be down to give streaming a try if monstergirls were real. I just wonder how successful I'd be given that I'm not very entertaining/interesting, not very attractive, dress very conservatively, and I almost exclusively play rather boring games to watch like Wolfpack.

>'Sup chump

>>23889639
What's wrong with that kobold

>>23889639
just eyeballin that fat tail

>>23889639
The sky

What are you supposed to do if a wild mantis girl nibbles on your ears

>>23889677
Just wait them out

>>23889639
Your gremlins were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. You've doomed us all!

>>23889557
>New wave of questions about if the teacher is open to marry a second girl

>>23889635
You may not get as many girls as other more popular boys but you'd probably get some who'd prefer your style. So yeah fewer girls who are closer to you since there's more intimacy.

>>23889692
>>23889677
Out kuudere the kuudere

>>23889635
>I just wonder how successful I'd be given that I'm not very entertaining/interesting, not very attractive, dress very conservatively
They would assume you are a freak in the sheets

>>23889711
It would be embarrassing if your neighbor found out you were streaming because she noticed her house on your cam

>>23889697

You're too busy naysaying to look at the BIG picture. The first successful Hellcore is only the beginning. It's only a matter of time now before she is trained into obedience and then, after a successful showing to their benefactors, mass production can begin. A better, stronger, faster, smarter, MEANER monster for a rapidly evolving world.

Everything will be fine as long as there's no security breach that would allow Hellcore 0 to escape. That probably won't happen.

>>23889639
>no fire eyes
Is this the defective prototype?

>>23889744
I want my Nacha childhood friend to walk in on me streaming and make fun of me in front of my audience

>>23889767
Perfection takes time.

>>23889711
>>23889738
I feel like there would definitely be a lot more angelic monstergirls than normal.

>>23889775
I like holy and pious monsters they are good girls and I would hold their hand

>>23889775
You're gonna get a massive Unicorn fanbase

>>23889759
>shot pans upward to reveal a slowly spreading tailpussy, glistening with arousal

>>23889711
>the teacher's wife is a Unicorn

>>23889770
would your audience like that? would you get text to speech donations egging her on to rape you?

>>23887321

>>23889794
if it wasnt for the horse pussy unicorns would be my favorite

>>23889787
Now I wonder how the chat would react when a streamer says he definitely has a thing for handholding and cuddling.

>>23889845
What about a Titania with a unicorn horn would you like that?

>>23889787
>>23889794
It seems like the 'ol depresso is a magnet to these types. Also probably the not so holy, but mom and older sis types would have a thing for healing damaged men.

>>23889857
Why not just a Titania?

>>23889897
because horns are cool

>>23889759
>Years later, chaos theorist and mathematician Ian Malcolm is called to investigate recent reports of missing shotas in the shores of Costa Rica. >Having nearly escaped marriage in Isla Nublar, he returns to Hellcore Park's secondary production facilities in Isla Sorna to find out the truth, and maybe even find love in the way

>Drinking on beach
>Fall asleep
>Wake up to some crazy, lunatic bitch with exclamation marks painted on her belly riding my dick

https://files.catbox.moe/1ulaoz.gif

>>23889255
I wonder what her crotch smells like.

>>23889902
you can't just give random monsters unicorn horns

>>23887321

>>23889928
Anything's possible with Echidnas

>>23889920
Would be pretty nice.

>>23889934
why is the answer to every riddle she gives just cock?

>>23889697
Just wait until you see the other projects. Mamono Bio-Labs is currently working on a new lifeform combining the size/strength/body of a Wurm, the fur/affection of a Yeti, and the raw, unrelenting aggression of a Minotaur. They're calling it Project Cuddle Monster and it's gonna change the entire game.

>>23889847
>All the harpies start to sulk.

>>23889934
I honestly think I might like Sphinx just a little better than Anubis.

>>23889957
Bird feet might as well be hands

>>23889925
delicious

>>23889957
wing holding is the same as hand holding

>>23889957
Don't discount wing cuddles so easily

>>23889944
Because like you she thinks with your dick. Think winnie the pooh except instead of tapping her head you're tapping her ass.

>>23889950
Toss in some bunyip for that fluffy tail

>>23889965
Thats one meaty tail. Do you think she'd ever cut it off, grill, it and then serve it to her hubby? I mean it'll grow back anyway so she might as well.

>>23889371
Leave it to an Elf to not know about voluntary celibacy.

>>23889986
Elves are old tree virgins

>>23889984
probably not

>>23889964
>Stitching corn to a glove for maximum immersion.

>>23889968
Last I checked if you lightly tug on someone's hand their fingers dont come off.

>>23889969
Who said I was?

>>23889961
I flip back and forth between the two. I love both their designs and personalities. I guess I'm a slut for brown girls.

>>23890000
Quads confirm this to be true. Dumb tree virgins. I bet they have cobwebs between their legs.

>>23889986
She's in heat, leave her alone.

>>23889968
Works better for bats, depending how you look at it.

>>23890023
that doesnt make them dumb in fact that makes elves the best I love haughty elves and would gladly call myself mayfly in front of her

>>23890021
Careful, with an attitude like that you might get made into the Royal Breeding Stud for a Desert Kingdom.

>>23890041
I want a giant golden-crowned flying fox batgirl to force me to feed her fruit

>>23890021
brown girls with meaty tails are the best

>>23890059
that's a big bat anon

>>23890056
My dream job right there!

>>23890068
Excellent taste

>>23890083
Big bats are cute.

>>23890131
I wanna see her cute eyes

>>23890131
>>23890146
Hair over eyes is patrician.

>>23890161
especially when you look her in the eyes as you kiss her

>>23890161

Sometimes I can't fap to my waifu because all the blood goes to my heart instead of my dick.

>>23890180
Eager wendigo children!

>>23890215
Just graft a second dick to your chest. Easy. Ask an alp if they have a spare.

>>23890239

Thanks that makes sense.

>>23890105
I know, it actually sounds like a great job.

>>23890146
I wanna see her play Dark Souls iykwim

>>23890222
wendigo kids deserve stretchy meat always

>>23890021
It's somehow lewder when you can't see the ! ! but you know they're there.

If only I had a big strong girl to call me "my little cutie pie" and other such thing.

>>23888372
how much training do i need, of both the adventurer and cafe servant kind, before i can work there?

This gacha machine is rigged

>>23890376
does she also grow big when put in hot water like those foam dinosaur pellets

>>23890376
Shirohebi is a rare drop, your Echidna wife should be proud.

>>23890376
Enjoy your new wife

>>23890454
why is she smug

>>23890470
Why shouldn't she be?

>>23890470
Because she has (You).

>>23890376
Would Shirohebi daughterus still be yan for their papas?

>>23888666
>Ratcatcher

>>23890526
They would go for shotas to make marriage promises together. Woe to whoever forgets that vow

>>23890526
that's why you have the neighbor boy play with her

>>23890526
They have their mamas to contend with.

>>23890215
That's why husband + bull relationships are the best.

>>23890588
how would a Mino help?

>>23889920
Anon use obs, the in game gif recorder is broken.

>>23889175
>Gremlins and the sabbath working together.
God help us.

>>23889639
I bet she bullies low level adventurers.

>>23890628
>shoot out a spine at a young adventurer
>he start to sit down and fap due to the venom
>other monstergirls see this and take him away

>>23890628
with the power of friendship me and the monsters in my group can beat her

>>23888666
farmer sounds nice

>>23890668
I want a sunflower plant girl to help me on a sunflower farm

>>23890668
It's a bit of a misnomer since all you'll be doing is milking

what does your automaton say when you first boot her up?

>>23890663
>The Mouse Bandits of Maus Hills win a fight against the weakened adventurer, who had no items to remove the Hellcore venom's debuff.
>Celebrate as they tie him up, taking him and his belongings back to their hideout to have fun with.

>>23890606
Minos are good wives.

>age gap romance with dark mage loli
>she's always having fun trying different ways of seducing and turning you on
>you make love to her in different ways and teach her more positions
>sometimes she shows off spells she's learned practicing with the extra mana you've stuffed in her

>>23890727
Please register user

>>23890771
Kiss her!

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

>>23890694
oh i don't want any of that i just want to grow fresh produce

>>23890782
>Realised not all of it was cencored
Whoops

>>23890727
>"Hello, anon. You're quite good at turning me on"

https://pastebin.com/k6u1NyWk

Got the first part of Broken Humie Boys V.26 p on Pastebin
--
>Second, tremendous, thunderclap slap jostles him
>Ass is already beat red
>Every monster on campus is watching
>Few other humans are scurrying along, trying not get-
>WHAM!
>Third slap interrupts his mental concentration
>Fourth, Fifth
>Ass is on fire at this point
>"Say you're sorry brat!"
>"Fuck you!"
>"Wrong answer!"
>Another clap
>Then Anon notices something
>All the friction between them has left him erect
>Hopes against hope she hasn't noticed
>By whatever small luck he has left she hasn't, instead just keeps slapping his ass
>First time he's been spanked
>This goes on for a good little while, the rhythmic slaps only occasionally interrupted by the Amazon asking for an apology
>His pride won't let him
>Meanwhile, as his dick rubs against her own bare, meaty thigh, it gets more and more erect, throbbing, painful, hot, and sensitive
>His voice gets shakier and shakier as it goes, tears well up in his eyes
>There's one, seemingly normal smack
>He can't take it anymore
>He cums, and hard
>Coats her thigh in cum
>She stops, her eyes going wide
>Lifts him up, bring him to eye level, exposes him to the monsters, who see his dick still fainly leaking cum
>That tears it
>Those who can start snagging all the men they can find, or staring, lustfully
>It's an orgy
>She looks at him with eyes like pinpricks
>"Not just a brat, but a slut too?"
>"I...I am not..."
>Wordlessly she spanks his ass again, making him cry out and causing his dick to twitch
>"Don't lie to me, boy."
>"Only sluts like the kind of treatment I'm giving you right now."
>"Fortunately for you..."
>She pushes him to the ground, sticks her sneaker clad foot on his penis
>"I like dishing it out~"

>>23890606
That anon obviously needs to get into shape

>>23890628
>>23890663
>>23890756
>Hellcore is secretly part Cupid

>>23890782
Oh dear, they're quite mad.

If you don't have a childhood friend build an automaton

>>23890800
What was not covered up?

>>23890851
can I give her a big hydraulic claw

>>23890838
The Mice of Maus Hills don't win many fights, they deserve a break.

>>23890866
She's rubbing her cheek on a penis that had that japanese style cencor of "put a thin bar across and call it a day"

>>23890838
Love finds a way.

>>23890897
ah, I thought that was a phone

>>23890922
How is her archery

Look, I just want a Monster (preferably, but not necessarily, a manticore) who chooses to dominate me through embarrassing acts of affection, calling me cheesy pet names like "Honey-bunny cuddleslut", and fucking me so hard I can't sit afterwords. Is that so wrong?

>>23890931
I think penis phone would be step too far for MGE

>>23890922
rape is not love.

>>23891052
yeah, the banana phone is enough.

>>23890931
>>23891052
Cosider what she has in her teacup

>>23891052
what about a banana phone?

>>23891059
but it can be

>>23891074
forgot pic
but yeah, who driks with dick in their cup?

>>23891033
It's never wrong. Lonely dom monsters deserve a cute humanboy like yourself to pamper and lightly tease.

>>23891094
It could be a mushroom
and if it is, then kombucha is a thing

Should I be worried if the maid I hired is from wonderland? She seemed normal when I first met her

I want see what kind of power a royal makai trained kiki has

>>23891206
>your maid has acted normal for years but one day she accidentally lets the mask slip and you see she is from wonderland
I wonder how embarrassed she would be to be abnormal in front of master

>>23891222
>Makai Kiki
>Tall kiki that wears a expensive apron
>Removes dust from a room with a flick of a wrist
>everything in the room is clean... expect master
>master requires a more personal tpuch

>>23891230
I'd have to ask her to let me visit her family

>>23891248
>Removes dust from a room with a flick of a wrist
So her broom skill is so high she doesnt need one?

>>23890816

I actually am getting in shape these days. It's because it's more love than lust.

Who would win a demonic angel or an angelic demon?

Strong monstergirls are needed right now
House is gone due to the fucking Forest Lake dam burst
Fuck

>>23887833
She was just going through a phase

>>23887833
A lot, actually.

>>23888467
I want a tiger

>>23889371
But there will be no one to praise god in a few decades if you stop having sex.

>>23891383
just give her a big smooch

>>23889371

>female: monster_girl, yandere, femdom, nakadashi
>male: rape, mindbreak, sole_male

>>23891467
mindbreak is dull

>>23891516
This, moral corruption is superior

>>23891526
moral purification is best

>>23891467
>Sadistic demon has an Anon at her mercy
>"Ara ara...I hope you're ready. It may take a while...but I will make you grovel for me Anon."
>Demon clacks one of her high heels
>Anon is already on the ground begging her to step on him
>Demon is rather taken aback by how easy that was.

>>23891526
>>23891550
what if both happen at the same time the more pure she gets the more corrupt you are though and then it flips to her being corrupt and you being pure

>>23891583
wouldn't you and her just become true neutral equilibrium?

>>23891557
Can't break the broken.

>>23891557
>>23891626
>inb4 Demon still mindbreaks anon
>by doting on him

>>23891583
>teach loli demon to be a non-extremist good girl
>but at the same time she entices you to become a loli lover also teaching her into your perfect wife

>>23891673
Ah, the monsters most insidious tactic. Big soft bed, warm meals with lots of treats, hugs and kisses. Even the strongest men break under such methods.

That is why Titania's are some of the most successful information gatherers. Little brothers will tell their onee chan anything

>>23891706
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1516111

>>23891706
Runya Yetis are known to use similar tactics for "studying"

>>23887321

>loli monster watching her onii-chan sleep, as sabbath members do
>he looks like he's having a good dream, and she can hear him mutter her name
>uses a spell to see what her beloved onii-chan could be dreaming
>happy to see him kissing her like a lover
>horrified when she realizes she has the body of an older, mature woman with curves for days

>>23891467
Based Anon

>>23891846
yeah i noticed a crap load of artist started drawing sailormoon, what happened ,a reboot?

>>23891838
>Jiiiiiii~

>>23891846

>>23891896
Twitter meme

>>23891896
Just a fad that happened when once artist redrew the scene

>>23891896
Kinda a "draw this in your style" thing where artists use the scene to show what their stuff is like.

>https://img2.gelbooru.com/images/65/e5/65e59fe74b5ecbc641df406f684b1e05.webm
i found this very hot

>>23889639
>"TAILPUSSY IS SHIT!"

Reminder that Lilims are planning to take over your towns and cities, you may wake up to a demon reamed city one day.

>>23892288
why would a lilim bother with my town of 300 people

>>23892298
Start small

>>23892298
Spare no one.

>>23892288
Why is the so much stuff of Selene and Victoria together?

>>23892288
Yeah, too bad that's all they do. Plan. It took a massive, imminent threat in Lescatie for them to finally get off their asses and actually do something.
They make Tzeentch look downright practical.

>>23892288
Well that'd be great but they're still SHIT! I'd be happy to wake up in a demon realm one day though.

>>23892288
They can take over my town all they like but I'll get my revenge by taking over their hearts!

>>23892349
maybe they have to wait for the right moment?

>>23892302
>>23892311
but it's irrelevant the only thing here is the biggest ball of twine

>>23892360
Yeah, but that right moment always happens to be sometime else, unless they are forced to give a shit. Why invade when you're Princess Hedonist?

>>23892368
then the twine shall be your rapist

>>23892425
twine is rather coarse and rough

>>23887321
Thats an old meme

I need a Dark Elf girlfriend to listen to dungeon synth with me

>>23887321

>>23892614
i'd let a little vampire bite me

>>23887321

Wait a second...
>Justice is blind
Goddamnit.

>>23892358
What did he say?

>>23892768
"And so I squeeze the mayonnaise onto the egg… Mayonegg"

>>23892868
I was thinking that and hoping I wouldn't see this

So NASA may have found possible evidence of a parallel universe where time and physics is reversed. Would anyone go and reverse their aging process and become shotas for momsters?

>>23892925
hell no

>>23892934
Don't you want to grow up again but this time have a momster and a childhood friend?

>>23892925
I'd occasionally use shota potions for my wives, no need for universe shenanigans.

>>23892968
It's not really a time I romanticize.

>>23892968

>>23893029

>>23892968
only if the childhood friend had the meatiest tail in her village

>>23887321
I just want a mommy.

>>23892925
So electricity runs from positive to negative?

>>23893107
hmmmmm

>>23893120

>>23893107
A mommy you say?

>>23893076
Your information is appreciated thank you anon

>"Anon, you switched off your targeting computer, What's wrong?"

>>23887321

>>23887321

>>23893238
y-yea

>>23892288
Can they take over one if the flooded towns in central Michigan? We could use some better management

>>23893548
Big titty kiki maids are great.

>>23892925
I'd do so many things differently

>>23893076
Dwarf is the superior mom.

>>23893565
As a fellow scion of the mitten, I'd move to midland in a heartbeat if a lilim took control.

>>23893484
What a woman (cow)!

Good night anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember to vote T. Nuki in the upcoming election.
Free blowjobs for every single man if she's elected!

>>23890373
Go on at least one successful adventure just so the cafe can't be called dishonest. Maybe even get a cafe employee with more exp to piggyback you. Great thing about working in a character cafe is you can cover your fuckups by being in character

>>23893353
>I'm going in manual

>>23893029
cute chuuni wizard

>>23893838
Alright, but only if the one giving the blowjob is also a nuki. And throw in a titjob.

>>23887709
Those are some nice Gremlin titties.

Threadly reminder.

>>23894461
I'd rather huff a h'orc

>>23894516
Smelly kogal

>>23894516
Admittedly a delightful alternative, though trolls still win out for me. All anons should enjoy huffing their waifu

Get yourself a SSS waifu. Short, stacked, and smug

>>23894671
>-m.jpg
phoneposter begone

>>23894564
I only now notice her tail is wagging

new t-shirt loli

>>23894671
I'd like to see a shortstack try to stay smug when a tall anon has her pressed against a wall, grinding his bulge against her chest.

>>23894739
I must not fear, fear is the mind-killer

>>23894671
>goblin girls have 24/7 free access to human cock just by existing
what other monsters have this, honestly?

>>23894749
have no fear because they have sweet new deals you can't just resist!

>>23894739
I love these.

>>23894739
This is an NVT (no-vore thread)
Please delet

>>23894786
glad to hear, here's the last of the three new t-shirt lolis

>>23894847
3 for 1 deals are great

>>23894781
>>23894847
these two are particularly excellent

>>23894847
Shouldn't it be get TWO free?

>>23894881
Justice is best girl

>>23894915
oh let me fix that
thanks, the guy who requested it for me gave me the erroneous line and i simply copied it without looking

>>23894968
She seems like the most fun to hangout with, honestly.

>"Hey, I saw you solve that puzzle. That was pretty cool."
>is blind
H-how?

>gives some monster girl books on amazon a try
>they're god awful

why can't anyone write good shit for this fetish? the writefags in here can easily make better stuff

>>23895072
Those who publish on Amazon are in it for the money and the clout, not for the passion of monster girls.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE

>>23895072
Awful in what ways? I don't plan on going with Amazon (or even releasing it if it's not satisfactory) but I would like to avoid common pitfalls.

>>23894739
Love it. Has do one of shog or troll soon

>>23894749
The spice must flow

>>23895116

Using this one as an example

>generic smart protagonist with nothing interesting to say
>lives in a society with two dimensional evil human women controlling everything
>accidentally creates monster girls with a steampunk tier machine
>said mg's have the mental maturity of ten year olds, and are 100% infatuated with him from the moment they see him. Zero character development
>uses said mg's to help him fight society of two dimensional evil human women

That's it. Bland and basic as fuck.

>>23895278
I saw that while ordering some audiobooks and spontaneously started vomiting.

Glad it hear it's even worse than I expected. This is some top cringe stuff and I wouldn't consider myself a feminist either.

I don't think I could write something like that.

>>23895072
Glad you see me above a published work

>>23895278
>eric Vall
im 100% he uses an ai to write for him, man sells 10 400 page books a month.

>>23895278
Why the fuck does it have a 4 star rating if its so bad?

>>23895331

maybe the bar is just that low for monster girl related work? There isn't exactly much of it out there

>>23895330
That poor, tortured automaton.

>>23895278
>Writes around 100k words every 3 days
Christ what

>>23895374
doable if you had no soul

>You, your dad and echidna mom are heading out for ice cream one day
>Dad forgot his wallet and mom forgot her purse
>Ask you to go grab them for them
>You accidentally drop both and see their licenses fell out
>See dad was born 10 years before you and mom 30
>You’re fifteen now and know there’s no way you’re adopted from how similar you look to them
>Realize why mom constantly “aunties” over and always asked if you liked them
What do you do with this new found knowledge anon?

>>23895278
Complete shithead's guide to likable characters

1. Give them a goal they're working towards(It doesn't have to be plot related, though weaving it into the plot in an unforeseen way is usually a bonus)
2. Give them adversity that impedes said goal in a meaningful way (Can be anything from a disability, character flaw, or their status in society)
3. Make them good at something (We like people good at things even if it's something inconsequential like cooking)

I had an idea for a side character in a story who was working as an engineer. They had an artificial eye that would eventually cease functioning if they didn't make enough money to buy a new one (The original was a gift to their family and they're extremely expensive because magic ain't cheap) or gain enough influence with the organization that had a monopoly on said devices they would lose their sight entirely and could no longer perform their job and likely would never be able to see again. That was just a side character.

>>23895387
I wrote 10k in one day but I was glued to my computer most of the day and it all still needed to get revised.

Wound a nice and pure momster tell her friends to stop hitting on her son because he isn't old enough for them

>>23895470
>pure momster has to awkwardly laugh while her friends talk about being lewd with their sons

>>23895480
>momster's friends tease her for not lewding her son
>she barges into your room one night asking you to do stuff with her so her friends will think she's cool.

>>23895506
Just tell her the importance of not falling for peer pressure like how she taught me the same lesson I'd even ask her if she'd jump off a bridge if her friends did so already

>>23895528
>ask her if she'd jump off a bridge if her friends did
>she and her friends all have wings
Hmmm, I might have to think of something else.

>ywn have a buff lizard be your personal trainer

>>23895506
clearly you go up to her when her friends tease her and makeout with your momster in front of them

What would a lilim momster be like?

If you find yourself being chased around by a hordes of the Undead, keep an eye out for a strange Undead Tanuki who keeps a good stock of demon silver guns for you to buy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bleyaNaddio

>>23895607
She looks very trustworthy

>>23895580
>makeout with your momster in front of them
>"What, is that it?"
>"Yeah, take her to Pound Town!"
>"Make her a real mommy!"
>your momster's face is bright red

>>23895641
Hey it's up to you, you can keep running around in a panic while cultists and villagers with parasite slimes in them chase you. Or you can buy a weapon from her to defend yourself. She'll even give you a discount since you're such a handsome guy.

sprite commission.

>>23895668
Ah! She's getting serious!

>>23895506
>turns out her friends also haven't lewded the sonu but they lie and say they did because they also dont want to look lame

>>23895685
She is ready and raring!
Also other wife with fixed colors.

>>23889639
>>23889697
>>23889950

>Goblin/Oni lab hybrids
>Unrelenting sexual aggression and obscene strength packed into a waist-high container
>Just one dropped off in the wilderness will cause a population explosion within a month thanks to Goblin fertility
>Each one can eat their body weight in meat in one sitting
>They drank a nearby kingdom dry within days and now there's a country-wide liquor shortage

At this rate there won't be enough men to go around.

>>23895914
Time to break out the plague engineers.

>>23895006
i'd kamaitachis

>>23895914

>Situation gets bad enough that men start getting drafted
>Not for war, that's unwinnable at this point. For husbandry.
>As an able-bodied single man you're expected to take on at least five Oniblin wives if drafted

>>23895813
How much of this sprite work is with your input? Depending on your answer you might only get 7 baseds out of ten.

>>23895278
Damn those bigots slandering women! How dare they?

Fag.

I wanna surprise a lonely Yeti with a hug!

>>23896387
I wanna hugride a lonely white horn

>>23895278
>tfw it's probably better than 98% of stuff here

>>23894739
Used the line I suggested, nice

>>23892288
>Pic
>Selene and Victoria
Which is which in the pic?
'Cause the one on the left looks very fuckable

>>23894739
Best one yet! Sandworms are best girls, and they make the best lolis!

>>23896515
Selene is the left one

>>23896535
Is there a dedicated art gallery for her?

>>23896541
Nope
Just a handful of pics here and there as Iron beast is a poorfag and gathers rare freebies.