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coco's big fat dragon dick
I want to be friends with Festival
>>23970842this looks nice
i want to fuck the dog.
Remember to listen to Towa. Get her to 1 million views! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20
okei
I must fulfill my destiny and impregnate Coco
>>23970860rrrat
I hope we can leave all the tier faggotry behind. Everyone knows Towa's the best singer and dancer, don't you nerds ever forget it.
Your yubisHand them over
I will marry Matsuri and make her happy.
What do you guys use to clip archived streams? I feel like using a screen recorder like OBS is primitive and inefficient
I want to marry Pekora!!
Normally I don't tip/donate money to people that earn more money than me. So that excludes Vtubers with their tens of thousands of monthly income.But for HAACHAMA I can make an exception
>2 threads againwtf is wrong with you fags
Mio the fortune teller
>>23970859idk i think something about this kinda drowned out the power of her voice
>>23970874The kidsHand them over
I hope my favorite holo gets good rest today!
>>23970849>>23970869Can we get a "friends who are girls" tier list? Festival and Okayu are near the top ofc, who else would probably be the least cringy to bro out with?
It's kinda unfair that Rushia and Coco get big supacha just by existing while the other girls struggle or actually have entertaining content to justify their paypigs like Pekora
>>23970874You mean YEET them over
...
I want to be a mosquito and suck Luna's blood.
>>23970888NO!
>>23970877No image for some reason so:I want to marry Pekora!
>>23970883Not the best song choice for her, but I'm hoping her next one that comes out in a few days will really show off her talent
okayu~n
>>23970895This could have been prevented...
>>23970895fbk....
>>23970895ABAYO NIGGA!
2 THREADS ENTER 1 THREAD LEAVES
>>23970895>no more money to fund her gacha addiction
>>23970895
>>23970895FBK, no... forgive me for not sending akasupas.
>>23970893But /hlg/ told me Coco is reclining...
>>23970880To be fair, I created the other thread just right after the thread died
>>23970893Maybe they should learn how to exploit their viewers.
ayame!
>>23970895But we saved her...
>>23970893Being able to trick people to donate to you is a talent
Does Korone have the best Live2D setup? Her model hardly ever twitches compared to a lot of the others I've seen
>>23970895If it was a low ceiling you could take her just like that...
Man, so many FMA 03 songs in these karaoke streams. Is it just a coincidence or what? Not denying almost every OP and ED is a banger but still
>>23970895suupachats...
>>23970909Kek
>>23970895ABAYO NIGGA
which holo is the most resourceful with their moiney?
>>23970909I chuckled
Sheep
>>23970895Softbye
>21k viewersWhat are Mio's usual viewership numbers like? This seems pretty high.
I want to become haatos breast milk
>>23970931Pekora.
>peko was worried about her throat because she's been streaming long hours recentlytake a fucking break pekora jesus, your throat has sounded really awful lately
>>239709416k
>>23970891Towa would be cool to hang out with. The kind you'd take a smoke break with after a long day's work at the konbini together, casually shooting the shit while talking about future prospects.
>>23970895Fubuki it's okay! It's mostly blue supachas, a-and those aka supachas are actually ARS supachas! Fubuki please don't off yourself...
>>23970893Boy I can't wait for Coco to dominate the overall 2020 superchat ranking video next month, again.
>listening to Suisei trying to sing REWRITEI can't fucking lie to you guys, it kind of hurts though I get its a song you really want to scream your lungs out tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyyvAhTt_I4&t=599s
>>23970931Luna.
Are any of hololive going to play that minecraft dungeons game? Looks like it could work for a collab.
I'm okay with this bitch
>>23970931Risu...
>>23970931Matsuri, it's incredible how much she manages to save if she weren't throwing it all away at other vtubers, gacha and Hoshikawa.
>>23970941Theres nothing unusualShe invited bunch of holos like marine and pekora.
>>23970942i want to become the crud in between Haatos toes
>>23970942kimoi
>>23970934Watame...
>>23970909based iofi
>>23970895>FBK stares blankly at her computer, wondering what to do next to try to get attention>She browses through reddit and YouTube, trying to get an idea of either current or otherwise everlasting memes to exploit>She starts up whatever Facerig proxy HL uses, calibrating it as usual to treat her dour, perpetual frown as her "neutral" face>Anything more than the eternal depression she feels registers as a smile on her avatar>She hits record, then tries her best to have the smile IRL that her avatar shows as she makes another shitpost that gets HL as a whole attention, but garners her nothingFBK...
>>23970828>Matsuri, like all humans, will have to learn to love herself and to love others. Each in their own time, of course, but eventually and unceasingly.I know this because she inspired me to love myself and work harder to reach the dreams I stopped caring about as life ground me down, and to take care of myself (been on the best self-improvement streak in my life). What I really want is to inspire her to find it too. If fate gives me the chance to help her realize that, there can be nothing better, but logic and reality dictate otherwise. I'd be satisfied with her learning that on her own, and showing my thanks to her in personal if more distant way.
>>23970926Watame is pretty much a Porno Graffiti fangirl.
>>23970954>minecraft dungeonsit's just going to remind us that they'll never go back to minecraft againfuck
>>23970931Definitely Noel.She bought a $8k ASMR head. I believe that's very resourceful.
>>23970897kaoru please she missed them already
>>23970944I hope she takes a break, we'll survive and if you don't let your vocal cords heal then you will eventually be forced to stop speaking and then the recovery time will be even longer.
>>23970957>ifwell, she did anon. thats not very resourceful
guys, i fell inlove with Towa again...
>>23970957Matsuri saves money to pay shit for her friends/Hoshikawa
>>23970957Anon... eating bread crust isn't resourceful.
>>23970955No, I love this bitch now
>>23970931Aqua provided her parents arent stealing it from her
What are the chances we can get комета to singhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfBPo7cLWFwin one of her karaoke streams?
I hate being a fucking EOP I can't enjoy these talking streams
>>23970971One of them was also singing ED 1 the other day (I think it was Okayu) and I was just listening to >>23970949
>>23970986Read nigga.
How much of the streams do you even understand?
>>23970876I don't do it but I'd just download the whole video with some yt downloader and then clip it with a video editor
>both Okayu and Noels streams got copyright rapedYAMEROOOOOOOO
>>23970986do your reps nigga
Shit, Luna noises are turning me on.
>>239709900
>>23970942Imagine having sex with Haachama. She starts giving you a footjob, then she gives you a blowjob to later puke the semen
>>23970986Listen to them anyway and make up a story afterwards that seems to match up with whatever you understood.
>>23970926I mean they're basically all around the age where they grew up with it.
>>23970980thats actually very resourceful. much better than throwing them away or giving it to birds.i used to this in grade school
>>23970978I feel ya bro, she isn't even my favorite but there's something about her and her retarded hat
Join THE Kanata
>>23970983Imagine being Aqua's mom and seeing the monthly deposit of Supacha money...It would be a curious question as to what Aqua did that month.
>>23970997That's not bad thing.
>>23970957Bro, I'm a Matsuribro and I know to never give her the keys to finance. Never forget the turnip crash.
STOP GIVING COCO MONEY
>>23970993how fucking late are you, i thought the vocaloid piano stream got fucked
Festival...
>>23971001>she pukes after you nut in her mouthMy dick
>>23970954i don't think they're aware that there's a gametry tweeting it to pekora or something
>>23970949You don't like it?
>>23970986Use that as a motivation to study. Every time you listen to them realize you could be understanding more of them if you were studying more.
>>23971008its the anon who linked the おねがいダーリン's fault.
>>23971013Imagine being the family of any of the holos and seeing what they dohow long till Haachama is forced to return home to nipland to finish school and/or quit streaming?
>>23971001Imagine her puking in your mouth
subscribe to luna or else...
Time for Luna to get demonetised.
LOOK YAGOOMIO HAS 20K VIEWERS RIGHT NOWTHERES NO BETTER TIMING THAN THISWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
i swear to god the fucking mosquito ps2 game was a fever dream i had as a kidi didnt remember it being a real game wtf luna
Fubuki is at least making bank off memberships, right?
>>23971016kusapeko
>>23970859https://files.catbox.moe/k56ov7.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/cpc0de.webm
Luna banned soon.
save some for FBK...
>>239709909/10t. being fluent in jap
>>23971015Turnip crash wasn't her fault, turnip was going to the moon and they intentionally crashed it.
>>23971048coco will give some
>>23971032I unsub to every holos that people shill here
>>23970990Maybe 85%. I use a dictionary for one word maybe every ten minutes.
>>23970957I wish I could simply post something dumb and horny or just wholesome (in a knowingly naive way) but the truth is I am completely taken with Matsuri. Even though I'm supposed to think her whole character is an act, parts of her seem so self-sacrificing and indirectly genuine that it completely sucks me in.
>>23970990Very little so far but I'll keep listening for exposure as I study.
>>23971054A greedy gambler is always at fault. She could've made easy profit margins.
>>23971055Coco was raised as an American, she's probably the greediest bitch in HL
>>23970895>tfw ordering pizza right now instead of super-chattingI'll watch the king's streams one day, in my own good time
>>23971041She uses all her membership money to buy food for the Holostars
>>23970975i think she's worried she'll lose her momentum if she does, but she really needs to do it for her health, at least 2 days
kson wishes she got the same amount of supacha as her roommate coco
>>2397099020%, I shouldn't even be tuning in, but I love hearing them have fun amidst the random words I can pick up. I'm really shit at grammar.
>>23970972>>23970954After Aqua made that 2nd to last minecraft stream, of her setting up pranks for when the other holos definitely come back, Subaru found out, confronted her in the hololive offices and slapped her, with tears in her eyes and told her "Enough, it's over, just stop", which caused her to isekai to minecraft and kill herself the next streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1qLRJUixaM
mio is going to give matsuri a death sentence
>>239710080w0
>>23971083I wish Mio gave me a death sentence.
>>23971038>THERES NO BETTER TIMING THAN THISFor what?
>>23971063Sleepy/drunk Matsuri streams are so comfy. The character's gone, it's just some chick with no filter but conversely who isn't a thot.
>>23971038>NO BETTER TIMINGI find your lack of faith (in her future potential) disturbing
>>23970986You will never learn if you don't take the steps to try. There are resources on this board you can use to start (but don't post in that thread, those people have an esoteric mindset that will never get you learning properly), and if you ask anons for advice here, they will gladly give it. But you have to want it. Motivation to listen to your favourite chuubas should drive you to try. Do your reps. Good luck.
>>23970990a decade of watching anime gave me the power to understand 2/10i'm actually doing my reps now tho
Well looks like korone will hit 400k soon. Sad that she has to resort to drugs to gain an advantage over her competitors. Haato must be devastated
https://youtu.be/_p5_osgP3xMkek, a Koronefag just caught an imposter.
God, I want Mio to do my Tarot. I'm glad we have one Holo deeper into fortune telling than the standard Nip.
>>23971024>do reps>learn how to say parliament, foreign government, return student>holos are talking about how their mouth herpies can be used to suck people off
>>2397099010%, started at 0%. They honestly motivate me to study hard.
How have Mio's readings been? Just woke up.
I just woke up, why did you fuckers leaked the audition of that shemale-fucker?, and what are the new narratives for today.
>>23971099stop shilling your shit you fucking creeper
>>23970968Well it would be best to pass the gift on concretely.Help those around you who are destitute through acts of love.Give your time to those who are ostracized.Be there for the poor, when others would avoid them.By living your life in love and helping those around you in love, you would be taking what's been given to you and increasing it further.If she ever finds out that you've managed to do such a thing from where you were that would be an immensely greater gift compared to simply thanking her.>>23971074Yo if fbk ever bought food and went to the holostars and appeared on their stream in person that would BREAK the idol mentality that people have for the hololives
https://twitter.com/jeonghee1414/status/1265250876647591936Rushia is beautiful.
>>23971069Matsuri thinks like a man and in investment world that means go big or go home she went home
>>23970931Noel>get all the meat she wanted>ASMR mic to fuel her hobby>bought a second house,remodeled it as studio for her and her peers to use>now aiming to buy her own car
Matsuri is the king but she can't get hoshikawa...
>>23971099Internet justice.
>>23971103do more reps
towa's soft thighs,,
>>239709905-15%. I can read closer to 25% though...
>>23971099>CaughtLiterally just read the URL though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnrR7AGMC2kAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I MISSED OGA PLAYING THROUGH WATAME'S NAKIGEEEEEE
>>23971092>sell some hoodies now>mio get even bigger in 1 year>sell some more hoodies, but label it as 2nd edition>1st edition hoodie rise up in price
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1265309302044024837Choco...
>>23971121Damn, Choco
>>23971107Leaking the audition guarantees she doesn't get in, you should be thankful.
>>2397099050% on a really good day, sub20% most of the time
>>23971113Why is Rushia still awake
i'm going to cum on towa's hat
>>23971131I can't wait to scalp Mio hoodies!
>>23971119>>23971110
good morning I hate korone
POG
https://twitter.com/suisei_hosimati/status/1265300850022342656Suisui......
>>23970990About 5-10%, vtubers were the straw that broke the camel's back and I'm starting to make an effort at learning.
>>23971076Yeah I'm sure it feels bad to stop when you've got such a good streak going but it is a short rest now or a long rest later, there really is not shortcut with these things.A damaged vocal cord behaves exactly like a wound, if you keep agitating the wound it won't heal.It also doesn't help that the dummy bunny started yet another JRPG since they are probably the most chat-heavy games you can play.
>>23970990about 5% but being introduced to the holos made me finally pick up japanese properly, it's nice to even understand a little bit after a month of work
what a game that was
I imagine hololive in 5 years if hololive have gaming sponsor for each chubba>Use code "HOLO" for 10% off your Gfuel, Scuf controllers, KontrolFreeks, Ironside PC & McDonalds Big Macs.
>>23971129Samefag, like really, why the fuck was this ever such a big deal for TLfags? Just follow any comments on your video by "the actual vtuber" to see if it's actually their channel before spazzing out, pinning their comment, and thirstily ranting about how grateful you are that they graced you with their presence?
>>23971099Fuck off with that normie-tier pretend-weeb. No one cares.
>>23971158Can't wait to eat Holo-themed burgers
>>2397099075%. More for 雑談 content with 1-2 chuubas, way less if there's like 5 of them and everyone's shouting stuff.The sad thing is that I'm N1 and supposed to get like 90% at the very least.
>>23971132ha
>after watching to Kaoru beyblade ASMR,Towa get the idea to do a gun ASMRTowa...
>>23971148She's evil after all
>>23971158Hololive will be gone in 5 years. Choco said so.
>>23970990About 5-10%
>>23971152I can't believe it, the Bratva are going to be the new Ayamebros...
>>23971160Clicking on a name to verify that it's the official account is too hard for idiots. Even in that video, the dumbass tried using dates to verify that it was actually Korone... not clicking on the fucking name.
Jesus Christ, the superchat is still rolling in Coco's stream.
>>23971158Who is getting the Raid Shadow Legend sponsor?
WTF IS SUBARU DOING TO KORONEhttps://twitter.com/mgmmd08010/status/1264681632176369665?s=19
https://youtu.be/koMGa0Ztwz8?t=183WOOOW AMERICAN JOKE? WOOWW
NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE COCO MONEY FOR DOING NOTHING IT'S NOT FAIR
>>23971106Peko and Marine will have their wombs fulfilled in the near future
>>23971099>keronayhow
>>23971131>1st edition crazeYou're a madman that needs to be contained. I see now that it was wrong to believe you simply wanted Mio hoodies for all.
>>23971098Korone does drugs?
Why does mio have a stand behind her?
I think Kanata mentioned a lot of things she was talking about today before but it's nice to hear her being open about it anyway. Makes me motivated to try my best as well. Both streams were great today.Here's Kanata being very angrrry at youtube: https://files.catbox.moe/6ag07u.webm
I've literally never watched a Mio stream.I honestly usually forget she even exists most days.
What caused Fubuki to lose all her superchats?
>>23971013"Oh, Aqua-chan made 3 million yen again this month? I see, that 'streaming' job she talks about sure is paying off. Well, at least it means men are interested in her. Poor thing, maybe one of those creepy old men will get her out of my house one day, although it can't be easy to find space for a 180m 445kg beast that slaps anything she touches"
>>23971202>>23971188EZ 700K YEN
Coco is going to need sleep pills after thisThat and a bodyguard because fbk is probably going to kill her after this
>>23971174Tokoyami Towa M249 Full Auto ASMR
We get it cocotards, she get lots of superchats. Are you all so insecure about Korone overtaking her?
>>23971192Korone.
>>23971215She lost her soul
>>23971103Do your reps but don't just do reps. Surround yourself with Japanese media, read and listen to a whole lot of it.
>>23971202
>>23971174based
I bet Mio's tarot card can't predict her future being mating pressed by me.
No Korone stream today guys, she is riding her husband's dick right now.>>23971099Normalfag weebs get into this and immediately starts talking about drama non stop.Every time.
>>23971064>>23971097>>23971105>>23971150good luck with the rest of your studying holofriend!
>>23971174Towa!
>>23971224Wtf, why are narrativefags like this?
>>23971111I agree with you completely. I intend to find my own path to helping people out who need it that I come across. It's in my family's nature to do charitable works, though disclosing them works against the idea of honest charity. I want to give back more than what I have been blessed with. What I want to thank Matsuri with is just a simple project of passion, just one of the steps on the journey. Thank you, anon, for the candor and discussion, you've helped me reaffirm my convictions. Be blessed, always.
>JPY 8,892,595.98 Pekora>JPY 7,627,622.24 Coco>JPY 7,031,279.67 Aqua>JPY 6,128,661.59 Rushia>JPY 5,510,697.52 Korone
>>23971199Not gonna lie, it's pretty cute watching her fluster around even if it's to an over used meme. Also how did gerochama not take first place?
Rushia!
thoughts?
>>23971215She was always middle of the road. Her spike in popularity because le maymays only brought people to HL as a whole, newfags entered the rabbit hole and spread out, finding their actual waifus and latching on.
>>23970966Imagine of she stumble upon /hlg/ after coco mentions a general she steals narratives from for asacoco and that artia goes for the dankest memes then becomes /ourgirl/ will you fucks finally give her akasupas
>>23971199Some of her reactions really makes me think that the Nip using the word 調教 is very accurate.
>>23971208how else do you think she streams for 2 days straight?
Please watch Towa and support herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2D0B3wTjE20New song soon™
>>23971234Wait, my future predicted me getting mating pressed by Mio...
>>23971242KORONEBROS... WHY CAN'T WE REACH TOP 3? IT'S JUST NOT FAIR
>>23971244fellow fandead
>>23971242Playboard wont update for a few hours after now
>>23971242How does Pekora do it without pandering to EOPs?
>>23971149
Well /hlg/ I finally had a holo related dream. I met coco and marine at a bar somewhere in Tokyo.
>>23971267By being true to her autistic self
>mosquito girl playing mosquito gamespottery
>>23971238Towa-sama is not afraid!
>>23971268she looks like she has no fucking idea what that is
>>23971249Cute as HELL
>>23971242That 300k stream contributes like 20% of this
>>23971242KORONEBROS WE ARE RECLINING IS TIME TO STOP PANDERING TO EOPs AND START PANDERING TO THE COPs
>>23971249marine and rush are both equally fantastic but combining both is pretty terrible famalamkinda like eating beef and cake at the same time
According to 5ch Pekora has to stop streaming for a while because she been shitting bricks lately
>>23971186>>23971160It's not possible to get to somebodies profile through live chat anymore, only if they leave an actual comment on the video.YouTube did this to get rid of those "click on my profile" chat bots.
>Mel is posted >stalker joke>Ayame is posted>boyfriend joke>Flare is posted>lizard joke>AZKI is posted>shittiest start>f*ck frogs>Sora is posted>Kizuna Ai joke>Tokino Sora, the Holy mother and>Luna is posted>NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>Luna1000000002.png>Matsuri is posted>Hoshikawa joke>depression joke>Korone is posted>marriage/kids joke>EOP magnet joke>Pekora is posted>/v/ joke>China joke>Sugita joke>Rushia is posted>cuck joke>Marine is posted>coomer joke>womb joke>Noel is posted>muh canan>breakdown.webm>Kanata is posted>fake bitch>menieres joke>Fubuki is posted>abayo nigga!>how do we save Fubuki?>Miko is posted>ding ding ding ding ding>muh comeback story >Suisei is posted>daydream warrior.webm>muh Cinderella story>Tetris joke>Roboco is posted>FPS FPS FPS>zehi joke>Towa is posted>samefag samefag samefag>towa...>Haato is posted>haachama... haachama!?>Shion is posted>shion yo...>black joke >Choco is posted>how do we save her?>ARK joke>Watame is posted>what's the new narrative bros???>Coco is posted>Asacoco joke>RECLINING>DECLINING>Aqua is posted>autism joke >Subaru is posted>duck joke>Okayu is posted>nobody cares>Mio is posted>SELL IT TO ME YAGOOO AHHHHHH>Artia is posted>your mom is gay>poggersHOLY SHIT SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>23971275Artia confirmed pure
>>23971186>It's in the stream chatYou can't verify someone like that by just clicking the name unless he posted it in the comment section.
>>23971242>rushiawtf?
>he fell for the tarot meme
>>23971267EOPs like her anyways
>>239709900.5% i just watch translated videos im not gonna learn a dead language
>>23971268HUGE BROTHER!
>>23971286Corona-chan...
>>23971286The yakuza are onto her..
>>23971224Cocofags have lots of money, it's no big deal to them
For what purpose...https://youtu.be/zbGJKT4Hr8w
>>23971268imagine slapping it on her face
>>23970859>>23971259eh?
>>23971289Anonchama!?
>>23971286mrebros....
@23971256Wtf you on about? She hasn't streamed longer than 10 hours since the EOPs stepped in
>>239712861 mre cant do that to you
>>23971236It's literally the only thing he has. All of his videos. I use to like some of his RWBY commentary but my god, I had to quit when 95% of his videos were just drama and baseless, 50 IQ jumps. I'm glad Korone is getting exposure (he did Miko too..) but he's going to bring the worst of the ironic weebs into this.
>>23971259Ritualposters own the thread
>>23971289what's wrong with that? what's wrong with sucking dick?
>>23971270Host bar I assume
I want to watch the mikorobo APEX collab but it begins in 13 hours help
>>23971289https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>23971186Anonchama!?
>>23971289if nobody cares about okayu why are you mentioning it
My wife Pekora is cute and bunny
>>23971307The family is expanding.
>>23971289t. schizo suisei anti
>>23971313meant to reply to >>23971289
>>23971289Look at her go
Pekora needs to practice sucking my ninjin if she wants to get good at long streams
>>23971289Welcome to generals, I hope you like timeloops and swearing you've seen the same discussion just yesterday, everyday.
>>23971289>Aki not on the listWhy would you falseflag as an Akibro?
>>23971288>>23971291I thought the main issue the EOP autist in the video was bitching about was how Korone "actually commented" on his video, and she "actually comments" on a lot of TL videos.
>>23971289Towa...
>>23971289
>>23971285H-Haha yeah, who wanted to see Marine wearing Rushia's tight,small outfit with her flabby meat about to burst the cloth open right...
>>23971286This is why you don't eat MREs in non-survival situations, especially without cooking them properly
Help me out with something? 3 Medium (8 slices) 1-topping Pizzasor2 Large (8 larger slices) 2-topping pizzasBoth deals are for 20 bucks
>>23971288The video was talking about comments, not chat shit. That's how dumb he is. Let alone, every Holo is a moderator for the other girls and I doubt they'd be on any non-vtuber's stream chat as their Holo-self.
>>23971289Why are suseifags like this?
>>23971325ahhh my daily dose, thanks mikoti
>>23971340FASTER
>>23971336The joke is that even AZKI is more relevant than Aki
>>23971336Because Aki hasn't been mentioned yet, akibros...
>>23971261Too bad I'm cancelling that future.
>>239713442, you'll have leftovers with that amount of food, but you can eat the large pizzas faster so they won't get stale in the fridge.
>>23971343>Not enjoying chili mac MREs'rah motherfucker
>>23971268I know they vary in shape quit wildly, so it bothers me just a smidge how close this is to mine.
>>23971338She did comment on TL videos, those were real comments, the issue was she said she wouldn't comment on anymore videos since there was somebody impersonating her and making rude comments, so she said if you see anymore comments from her from now on, they're fakes.
>>23971289Welcome.
>>239713442nd
>>23971289>I hate the Endless Eight of discussion boardsWhy the fuck are you on 4chan then faggot
>>23971346>calling a suisei anti a suiseifag
>>23971244I want to masturbate to Rushia getting bangbanged in every hole!
>>23971351It's okay, I'm doing well studying Russian because of her. Maybe next year I can join the Bratva and watch Suisei's special streams.
Reminder that half these threads are bots and hololive PR
>>239713442
Otsukanata. Today was a good day, from the hell zatsudan with Haachama to the Tetris zatsudan which was really emoi. Despite having a lot of setbacks today, she was able to deliver both streams properly. It was good to hear a lot of stories, but I'll have to go back to a some parts because my N5 brain was failing me. She took her time reading each superchat too which became an extended zatsudan. Most of the messages were really touching, talking about how happy Kanata makes them, how they are able to do their best because of Kanata, how they will always support Kanata, and how they find it admirable that Kanata is always trying her best, etc. All I can really say is I understand their feelings and I hope I can say it to her someday too. Happy 5th month to this tenshi.
>>23971289A-chan...
>>23971343>MREs>cookinganonchaama...
>>23971274I really like this piece, she's so cool
>>239713443 medium
>>23971374I do it for free.
COCO SINGING BAKAMITAI
>>23971374At this point I'm willing to believe half the posters here are on payroll
>>23971360Which invalidates the ''you can't verify in chat'' since the topic are comments; you can always just click on the profile on a comment to verify.
>>23971289https://vocaroo.com/dhcd1bSHmOC
>half an hour and bump limit already reachedfucking burgers i swear
>>23971344wow what a fucking scam, the domino near me has 6 small pizza deal for less than 6 bucks
Just came back from the doctor's and was looking forward to watching Kanata's new stream but it seems to have vanished. Did something happen?
Coco finally singing Baka Mitai
>>23971325My first impression of Miko was an annoying girl with a boring design but actually watching her for a while has made me fall in love with her.
>>23971360So the retards aren't necessarily the TLfags excessively thanking holos for showing up and thanking them for the exposure, but the stans and dramafags who are too retarded to check profiles and who run to the holos and ask them why they'd post whatever?
>>23971389This is a containment thread and you farming simulator
>>23971387I literally watched like 1 minute of the video, the first example is from somebody impersonating her in stream chat, not a comment.
Okay Coco, this is horrible. I still enjoyed it, though.
>>23971388Based.
As aspected of the worst singer, still pretty fun
>>23971388You forgot my other ear faggot
>>23971391What the fuck man
Fbk.....Save her mio...
>>23971392Hachamaa...
>>23971374They have a fantastic PR team. One of the main unsung innovations in the vtuber industry in the past year. Companies are getting much better at protecting their investments.
>when people throw money at coco for her dogshit singing
Is coco's singing usually this bad?
FBK has come to see the beginning of the end
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1265313785859813376?s=20Festival's going to be alright bros...
>>23971376Bless you. I wanted to Member today, but I'm waiting for the perfect moment.
>>23971318IM COMMMEEEEIINNNGGGG HNNNNGGBURRP
I hope Fubuki's fortune is good
>>23971388ok this one was pretty good for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_4zswYJi0@everyone ze,,,zehi,,,
>>23971289My favorite post(s).
>>23971397Yes.>>23971400>watched 1 minuteThen your opinion is invalid. At least skim through and read Korone's tweet so you have context of the conversation. I skimmed the video just so I'd know what the fuck is going on.
>Noel>breakdown.webmwhat is this?
>>23971414she hasn't practiced this
>>23971414Pretty sure she's shitfaced drunk
FBK!
>>23971419cant read that retard
Feels like nobody talks about Suisei anymore
>>23971354A fine point, even with a family.>>23971365>>23971375>>23971380Thanks for pitching in>>23971391kek it is domino's but I'm a LEAF
watch mio giving fbk the death sentence she knows she will get
>>23971388>muted left channel0/10 bad asmr
Mio... am I gonna get the supacha?
>>23971414Yes, I get the distinct feeling that she enjoys it the same way any normie would enjoy karaoke, but she didn't expect she'd actually be expected to do idol shit.
>>23971427zehi...
>>23971389>everything I don't like are burgers' fault
all those superchats just from singing horribly fuck off coco
>>23971421Lunanora
Did nobody get upset when fubuki retweeted that Nijisanji guy and praised his recorder skills?
alright if i have the motivation imma ask which chuubas can cook
>>23971427sweet now i have something to fall asleep to
>>23971450thisits actually because of the flips and seaniggers
>>23971410Nyet, the one after that, the singing oneIt was scheduled for 7am pst
Phew I just did my cardio workout while whispering to myself "Haachama is watching" over and over
>>23971388why
>>23971442>you're going to retire in a month
>>23971441Fuck off leaf.
>>23970909big kusa
>>23971439Bratva went after their families.
>>23971439not much to talk about when she hasn't been streaming, I'm looking forward to saga jihen with the best gen tomorrow though
>>23971374Jokes on you, I exist solely to shitpost.
>fubuki's death sentencetime to unleash my N8 listening skill
>>23971388Kanata is that you?Guys I thought PPT going deaf is just a meme?
>believing tarot unironically
>>23971414When she tries she can be decet, normally she is shitposting
>>23971453Mashiro is /ourgirl/ though.
eh???? could this be a reference from the hit series from shonen jump, jojos' bizarre adventure????
why does the nippon call apex あぺぺ?
>>23971439Aqua forbid her from coming back because she wants to be the top hololive singer so we're just waiting for the inevitable bratva vs yakuza war in their office
>>23971427I don't watch much Apex but is everybody copying Coco and using their avatar to hide the minimap now?
>>23971482>I thought PPT going deaf is just a memeShe's literally talked about it on stream.
>>23971419right after...https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1265314219781578755
>>23971490The same reason why we call ark, ARK.
marinebros what do we do? our hag is no longer in the top 5 with most superchats... I thought she was supposed to be 5ch's favorite...
>>23971495how new
Haachama!?
>>23971475>hasn't been streamingwhat happened? Did she get a boyfriend?
>>23971431>Then your opinion is invalidOkay, I watched the whole video, there is literally only that single example, of an impersonation in stream chat, not YouTube comments. Korone's tweet also literally says there are people impersonating her in streams. I'm not sure what "context" you're talking about.
>>23971344If these are your typical 12" M and 14"L pizzas-113 sq.in. * 3 = 339 sq.in.154 sq.in. * 2 = 308 sq.in.The 2 L is only 90% of the 3 M but you get an extra topping, you decide if it's worth it.
>>23971420Now might be the perfect time since she has a membership stream tomorrow (later) at 23:00 JST
FBK....
>>23971500Which ARK?
>>23970990Like many others have said I don't understand much but I've never gotten a stronger spark of motivation to learn Japanese than since I discovered Hololive.It is uncanny.
>>23971502turns out netouyo are broke, who knew.
Knowing that PPT will go deaf one day makes me want to support her more. But on the other hand, it makes me wonder if that's why she talks about it
>>23971496She's talked about it, and even if you think it's some particularly distasteful character arc/supacha bait, just go by her constant rhetoric about how she's seizing a chance she might not have in the future
>>23971441Nobody fucking like you Artia, starve yourself to death already.
>>23971376> I hope I can say it to her someday tooSame. I feel the same way and I'm really happy people also see it this way too. She's such a big inspiration and I feel bad that I can't really support her because I'm barely supporting myself and my family right now, but I hope that some day I'll at least be able to tell her how much it means to me to be able to watch her every day.
What's the Bratva meme? I'm Russian and I don't get it.
>>23971528lurk
>>23971523as long as kanata inspires you everythings daijobu
uhh weebs translate please
No Mio pls not heart sword card...
>>23971510Thanks for your math, I came to a similar conclusion. Gonna have to make up my mind as to whether or not the others prefer 1 or 2 toppings.
>>23971507Weird love triangle between her, Towa and Aki. Towa renounced their marriage, confessed her love for Aki and ran away with her. Suisei's rallying up the gang to scour Jinbocho looking for them.
Luna working hard to suck up bodily fluids.
>>23971539"The pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>23971091I have a theory that legitimate (non-meme) lesbians are much more like men in mindset because they understand the struggle that comes with being attracted to and trying to appeal to women.
>>23971520That's not Artia, that's me. I enjoy her whenever I actually manage to catch a stream. Does she just stream too irregularly to be on the schedule like Doris?
>>23971547*chu chu chu chu chuuuu chu*
>>23971344>>23971510>>23971544The M is higher % crust, I'm not going to calculator jockey on your behalf but you should also consider crust surface area
>>23971514Based Rushiaposter saving the posts of dumbos who think they can delete their posts
>>23971518She never even mentioned in the first place until she was forced to take a leave and people were wondering what happened. If it was solely a money-making things she'd probably mentioned it earlier and more frequently.
Super Cocokusa
>>23971562
>>23971523>and I feel bad that I can't really support her because I'm barely supporting myself and my family right nowYou do realize lots of people, even younger folks, have auditory diseases/degenerations? And there's easily a non-zero value of those who are or were singers, or dancers, or otherwise people who loved music? I mean I get where I am and all, but simping based on [real life issue] is kinda retarded, and it annoys me that some of the holos (and streamers in general) seem not to be happy enough to have a job that's literally doing something fun for a living.
>>23971562Is Luna trying to bait people into drawing her chu chu chuuuing dicks?
>>23971509I will admit my mistake; I didn't realize the idiot made a SECOND drama video about the impostors. I thought the link video was the first which I skimmed through yesterday.>Korone's tweet also literally says there are people impersonating her in streams>コメントEOP-kun...
Appreciation Post:Thank you to the Devilfam and 35P who always post Towa and Miko's songs in each new thread to help them succeed.
>>23971546I thought the Towa Aki thing fell through after Towa was accused of being a bad apex teacher.
I see Luna is trying to steal Korone's niche
Is there a clip of Hoshikawa being super serious when rejecting Matsuri? I thought I heard of one where Matsuri gets actually depressed afterwards.
I've been in a bad place recently, but Subaru's streams have helped me get out of those dark times. Because of her and her streams, I've regained my drive in trying to learn japanese and work out. One day, I want to go to japan and meet Subaru directly, so I can show her with my newfound strength and fluency how awful she was at her job, followed by me picking her light body up and putting her in the trash where she belongs
>>23971581I want Luna to chu chu chuuuu my dick once she turns 18
>>23971581cant believe my dick kissing fetish has finally come into the spotlight by this fucking baby
>>23971539Nnnnnnaaaaaaaaaa
>fubuki's voice starts glitchingfbk....
>>23971584Did you miss the first part of the tweet where she said "There were various fakes in streams"?You can still "comment" in a stream.
>>23971535sasuga jp, that's why everyone hates your guts
>>23971174She has an actual gun?
Why FBK only get one card'
>>23971603try lurk________
>>23971589It was only the fans(Suisei plants) that did not approve of their relationship. Towaki is definitely a thing and Aki is ready to take their relationship to the next level.
>>23971611She can't afford any more.
>>23970842>korone sang the urusei yatsura OPabsolutely fucking based
>>23971559They are. Much like gay men are good girl-friends to women, (non-meme) lesbians are good bros to dudes. Unfortunately, there's too many illegitimate lesbians nowadays.
>>23971601Who fucking cares though? Whatever streamer is autistic enough to be like "OH MY GOD [e-celeb] CAME TO MY STREAM FOR REAL" deserves to be rekt by the impersonator
>>23971611it's 1 card/5k superchat they get
pill me on roboco oldfagswhy does she sometimes wear glasses or eyepatch
>>23971174Gun asmr shooting the hololive office!
???? who
Close one Mio...
rbc is making me too horny
>>23971629no one cared who she was till she put on the eye accessories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feOK0-i8i4cAyame wants a husband that can feed her pet lizard live cockroaches.
>>23971611She couldn't afford to get another one... please send her more akasupa...
>>23971622One of the coolest people I knew was a bitch af lesbian. It's true. And at the same time/same job, one of the shittiest human beings I knew was an attention whore "bi-curious"/"lesbian"
>>23971502All that matters is that she's my favorite and I know that she will make it.
>>23971564Boy, you folks sure know the art of pizza. I appreciate the tip, thanks.
>>23971588don't worry towabro we are part of the family too
>>23971637I want to be her pet lizard
>>23971579>simping based on [real life issue] is kinda retardedIt's not about pity, her songs and her attitude make me feel better. If someone turns your life around at just the right moment wouldn't you feel thankful for the emotions that are important to you?>some of the holos (and streamers in general) seem not to be happy enough to have a job that's literally doing something fun for a living.Where'd you get that from? All of them are happy to have a job like this, Kanata especially.
>>23971174That's kinda genius.
didnt know mio actually refer to herself as BIGGUGODDO>>23971633what happened
wtf roboco just waltz to champion with no effort lmao
>>23971637Every time I see Ayame's face. All I can think about how smug it is that she has a boy friend on the side.
>>23971592https://vocaroo.com/hggNCWQnEAS
>>23971174>yabee is part of ASMRI would fucking lose my sides
>>23971658zehi zehi
you can't tell me that the fbk pity superchat shitposting isn't a yagoo ploy to get people to start donating more to her
Sensei...https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1265318487989170176
>>23971637thats gross
>>23971611An unironic answer; different style of reading. Maybe FBK asked for a simpler reading?
>>23971637She can just ask the old men she pleases for money
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1265318487989170176Choco yo...
>>23971670tenkyuberimarch...
>>23971633>already privated
>>23971670I love this hikkinurse.
>>23971668That forced meme will be dead when she reaches 600k.
>35Ps learning how to play APEX so they can enjoy watching Miko moreCute!
>>23971644Trend-chasers are always the worst people. Unfortunately, the current trend is to be homosexual and/or trans.
>>23971648As expected from the pro-gun Mikopi
>>23971687she will see a greener world!
I played ARK so many times, both unranked and ranked...
barfchama
>>23971678>>23971670I should have helped her when she mentioned it in her stream a couple days ago but I was too lazy. I knew apex was coming as soon as she mentioned needing more disk space and her new drive not working properly
>>23971637Hate when these cunts have boyfriends but pretend they don't. Just avoid the topic altogether.
Roboco is so fucking cute.
>>23971699ARK has a ranked mode?
yoisho
>>23971322Coco actually did want to visit a cabaret club with Senchou for stream material back in February. Senchou apparently got pretty genuinely angry about the suggestion so they settled on that infamous visit to the backflip class instead where Senchou ended up embarrassing herself.
>>23971344Always go for the larger size pizza. Smaller sizes are a scam.
>>23971702post it
>>23971706I really like her glasses
>>23971703Just how much uncompressed audio does she have... christ...
>>23971690I ended up grouping with a guy named RealEliteMiko_35P and he had like 2000 kills but he was a ignoramus who dropped hot, died right away, then left. sasuga 35Ps.
>Private VideoEh?
>>23971715https://files.catbox.moe/96i3du.mp4
Mio's boyfriend in the voice chat!Video instantly private!
>>23971668Legitimate or not, I definitely agree that someone at Cover trawls the shit out of these threads. Aqua's smash stream today happened to joke about her height getting shorter and shorter, which has been a meme here for a while (though it misses points on the density side of things)
>>23971719yabe'd
>>23971633>>23971682Alright, but who was it? It sure didn't sound like Mio or FBK. People in chat were saying it was Kurokami. I need narratives now.
>>23971453Then people ask why nobody donates to her.
>>23971723yabee...
>>23971717Not only that she has all her old deleted YouTube videos saved in their original quality. I’m assuming most of her secondary storage is spent on storing those
>>23971723dios mio...
>>23971729probably mane-san or somethingcould also be one of mio's friends but i find that unlikely
OH NO NO NO MIO'S BOYFRIEND
>>23971706Her base model is pretty bad, but her costumes are based.
anyone clipped mio before private?
Is this the end for Mio?
>>23971743its a girl
So where are the resident MPVfags? You fags must have downloaded the stream right?
>>23971729most likely just mio's normal voice
>>23971633やべー
>>23971707>>23971514
>>23971690some of them are also learning english to spread her word outside of japan, cute indeed
>>23971752Yeah a girl(male)
Mio...
Damn it, I was away from the computer for a minute and missed it
It was a female voice at the end of the stream you drama seeking virgins.
>>23971668>implying I don't do my narrative posting for freeYAGOO doesn't even pay me a penny.
Its me Dio
The guy who traced over this with moona deleted his tweet hahaha
One of you guys had to be watching with MPV. What happened?
>mio blowing her bf on streamWHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
>>23971763MIO IS GAY!??!NOOOOOOOO
>>23971722That gag sound is straight out of my irrumatio JAV's. Nice.
>>23971770iofi you dingus
could have been kuro tho, also mic quality was different so might have been someone on discord. FBK had poor mic quality, and she has that mitteta NO KAI accent... so high chance it was kuro
>>23970842Remember when Shion was at the raido show with Sugita and Mafia and wasn't able to say anything interesting?
Cocochama...
>>23971729Looking at twitter reactions it seems it was her natural voice.
>Coco bullied into reading superchatThis is like the best way to earn money
>>23971774Whew
>>23971787she's really milking the superchats hard
>>23971784Why would she private the video then
>>23971791It's okay, she'll take sleep pills after this
>>23971637I'm sure that they can work on overcoming their fear of roaches together.
>>23971786I wouldn't be able to talk properly in front of Sugita too
>Mio barf>Haachama barf>Mio yabee>Haachama yabee???
>>23971782Yeah i forgot who it was
Choco...https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1265321377071919104
>>23971746>he doesnt like the Robuttnigga you gay
bi-big god...
>>23971791Her gachikois have been doing this since last week. This is why she's getting a shit ton of money. They've been sending a shit load of 200 yen superchats for her to read.
>>23971746>Her base model is pretty badYou fucking take that back
What happened to no drama Mio...
Korone.....;_;
>>23971629She has a loving papa that gives her lots of gifts so she can look fresh every day.
>>23971776I mean, she was the one who said 31% of Holo are sleeping together.
>>23971794pekora does it all the time and look where she is now
>>23971706shame about the feetgecko loving degenelates need not reply.
Finally Towa will have a friend...thank you for your sacrifice Mio...
If she privated the video then it was a guy. Time for yet another chuuba to lose supas
>>23971770iofi had to delete part of her stream because of this faghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUYBJRzWTkY&t=6575
>>23971806>male voice>just her dad asking haachama how to adjust OBS settings
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1265309447045279745?s=19Towa...
>>23971808What did she mean by this...
>>23971829That would be fucking precious
>>23971830Why does she care so much for us kenzokubros?
Does anybody know how to completely automate streamlink? I'm tired of missing these moments and having to hope someone else posts it
>these cute and lewd roboco noisesI dont have enough blood to support my boner and heartboner
>>23971836And would somehow end in Haachama doxxing her entire family
Why don't these girls just put up a notice that says they're busy streaming as chuuba so their friends will know not to do yabee moment?
>>23971829It's a female voice you dinguses
>>23971746Her base design is lewd as fuck, holy shit. Walking around ass naked, what an exhibitionist.
>>23971786I thought Ruri made for the best chemistry out of the vtuber guests they've had. Shion was like the opposite, I really don't get why they made that choice.
>>23971637Stake keeping Coco as a pet and feed her bugs!
Whenever i see or think of marine i have lewd thoughts and i'm not even a marinefag, not a single other holo does this to me (even my wife)
>>23971847i've been getting non stop hard-ons from her moaning and nyan-ing fucking hell
>>23971844COCO SAYS TRANS RIGHTS
>>23971784Am I retarded? This whole time I'd assumed Kurokami was just Fubuki doing a different voice
>>23971860that's because her design+voice combination is pure sexeven better when you realize she's a hag
>>23971853>female voice>just her sister asking her what she wants for dinner
>>23971851I forget who but I remember watching a chatstream for some vtuber where they said they did exactly that, and their parents would still knock and ask if they were actually streaming or just forgot to take the sign down.
>>23971863
I missed Subaru's stream ending, did she really endure till the very end? Based duck.
>>23971864anon...
>>23971864anon....
>>23971841She has always been a caring idol. We are simply too blind to realize
>>23971851Coco did but her family is too American to care about it.
>>23971851They should have streamer mode enabled so all discird sounds are muted with obs open
Wheres my mio apology video LOL
You're going to send Coco birthday gifts right?
>>23971864You thought wrong. Kurokami is Fubuki's little brother who she pushed into it since she saw Matsuri and little bro streams, Fubuki just wants the general public to believe that it's a performance.
dramafags at it again...
>>23971884Coco lives with her dad? Why?
Guys can we at least not bully Mio?
>>23971884When did it happened?
Her name is coco she is loco I said oh no
>>23971892there's literally nothing else to discuss but drama in these threads, why are you still here?
>>23971893She lives with her family.
Marine is the sort of girl I would love to just goof around with. Play some vidya, throw jokes at each other, go out to an izakaya and get wasted together then late night take out and games until passing out over each other on the couch.
>>23971895Behead those who insult Mio.
I was going to be a member of Mio's streams but thank kami I reconsidered
>>23971893with her mom and dad because she needs emotional support
Reminder that Mio shit on Towa the hardest for her yabee moment.Don't feel bad for her.
>>23971830Towa...she streamed in the morning so its fine
>>23971893Because other cultures don't expect people to move out the moment they turn 18.fucking (wo)manchildren
Luna's getting 4500 viewers for Mister Mosquito. Not bad.
>>23971899I want to protect Coco's smile
>>23971860I'm a marinefag and I don't have lewd thoughts about her even if my body reacts to her.
>>23971874Based
>>23971860https://vocaroo.com/7a4ryOBJvGW
>>23971900Spoken like a dramafag, or an EOP...maybe both.
>>23971763Yabee... I demand an apology
>>23971893She recently just explained this on one of her zatsudans. She said moving out is too expensive and costs about 10 million yen.
>bunny robot farming English compliments
>>23971913Because Korone is not streaming
>>23971874https://files.catbox.moe/0wnu7x.webm
>>23971922Esl-kun...
>>23971922what's your extremely intriguing topic then? why don't we discuss it? is it another poal or maybe tierlist?
i had a dream where coco gave me a lapdance WHY DO I HAVE TO WAKEUP
>>23971294Her paypigs are more powerful than you can imagine.
Soratomo's...
Guys, don't save Fubuki. If her career crashes, that gives me a higher chance of courting her
>>23971242this is outdated because playboard updates one day later
which vtuber has the clearest Japanese to help me learn?
>>23971908https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm36501354Wonder if she'll take her own advice. I expect a dogeza video.
>>23971936
>>23971910Most Americans can't into heritage, since they don't even own the house where they live.
>>23971902She's like the childhood friend I never had.
>>23970895Delete this post.
Paid shills? On MY /jp/? It's more likely than you think.
>>23971950Watame is pretty clear
>>23971928https://youtu.be/iN4JSDPWG_E
>>23971902Marine is the sort of girl that will get you drunk at the point of blacking out and after waking up on the nearest square you'll notice you don't have your wallet anymore
>>23971949I know.
>>23971925So like 100k usd? Is she retarded?
drawfag here, i'm the one who drew the watame/kaoru/coco rkgk, pls forgive...also new canvas :>https://aggie.io/7mtx3s4orn>https://aggie.io/7mtx3s4orn>https://aggie.io/7mtx3s4orn
>>23971890You're lying... wtf? I fapped to Kurokami. I'm fucking gay now?
Funny I saved this pic yesterday and just had a dream about it. I want a haato gf so bad
>>23971967How will she do that when she passes out first?
>>23971895Just hope she won't feel down about it. She tends to take this sort of things really seriously...
>>23971952getting a hardon over a dragon is something im not proud of
>>23971973I hope you're happy that Watame is going to resite because of you.
>>23971950Korone
>>23971950Choco Yudzuki
>>23971975Only stealth gay, you become real gay if you continue despite knowing.
>>23971957she's fine>>23970909
>>23971950I’d say Mio but she might be gone soon.
>>23971973You've destroyed Hololive, I hope you're satisfied.
>>23971969Why spend 100k when your family has a home for you to live in for free?
Watame...Mio...two holos lost in a day...
>>23971973
>>23971825Their roommates were friends already they even went to Disneyland together
>>23971950I'm learning with Miko since she's like the New York of the holos, if you can make it there you can make it anywhere
>>23971993Theres no way its 10mil that sounds fuckimg absurd
Coco isn't really American you retards. She's just putting on a fake accent.Do you really think a foreigner would live in Japan, speak FLUENT Japanese but yet have such a heavy accent?
Holos so dead and lazy today that i have finally time to check some Niji
>>23971997Matsuri too.
>>23971973god bless you anon if you can do more I'll support you with all my strength
>>23971997I really like Warame so can... you maybe.... shut up, nigger?
https://streamable.com/f22tdfit's either mio out of character or fbk who still stuck around on discord
>>23971844female (male)
Please don't let anything bad happen to Mio, she doesn't deserve hardship...
>>23972007retard quoted wronghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_GfFfP7-VI
>>23972016she fucks pink guy you cuck
i can't believe mio is fucking dead
>>23972005Have they ever interacted on stream?
>>23972007Tokyo apartments probably cost as much as LA or NY apartments
>>23971935How about literally any other fucking post in here that's not drama. If you don't like those posts maybe fuck off a while a come back when you have stuff you wanna share... I mean most of it isn't exactly quality posting but at least its trailer trash style drama whoring.Unrelated, so glad to see a steady increase of Miko posting here.
>>23971893Many nips do still live in their parents house, anon
>>23972010>Coco isn't really American you retards. She's just putting on a fake accent.I don't like this narrative.
Can we switch dead twitch memes to korone memes by showing ironic weebs that screenshot of her translation of their memes?
>>23972010>coco>fluent japaneseOther holos figured out Kanata was imitating coco on that one call stream because her japanese wasn't bad enough.
>>23972013Why Matsuri?
>>23972019It's weird, she uses her Mio voice even during nnd offline meets so I'm really puzzled as to whose voice this is. It could be FBK since it does sound like her Kurokami voice but slightly low quality.
>>23971950Watame, Flare, Noel.
>>23972010Of course she's probably more fluent than she lets on, but she absolutely is American. If you don't know her alt (which is like the shittiest-kept secret identity of literally any of the holos), who was interviewed and told her personal story to a jap magazine, you need to lurk far more
>>23972028>If you don't like those posts maybe fuck off a while a come back when you have stuff you wanna sharetouché nigger, ignore or stop whining
>>23971872The virgin parents>knocks quietly, asks if the child is still streamingThe Chad Matsurimama>MATSURI BE QUIET YOU'RE BEING TOO LOUD
https://youtu.be/19f2skdHhcEPlease... almost a million...
>>23972032Now I'm sad...
>>23972032Japanese is hard. Shes only been living there for 10 years
>>23972038Doesnt really sound like fbkIts probably discord friend
>>23972019yabee
>>23972031>3 memes>1 twitch>1 ironic weebswhat an awful sentence
>>23972019The voice saying "Mitedanokai(?)". Is that Mio's real voice or the one that is unknown?The voice saying "Are?" has such shit quality I honestly can't tell what it is supposed to be.
>>23972051You’ve got to remember she did the classic American move of refusing to learn the local language until about 4 years ago
Fallout fucking when, Korone?
>>23972054Maybe, the problem is with the context of what was said. "Oh, you were watching? I see", logically it should point to Mio saying it, but it could be a leaked voice from group chat then it'll be anything in the air.
>>23972031Can you maybe restate this in a form I can understand
>>239720195ch autists will figure out who it is within a few hours, we just have to wait.
>>23972019it's her kid
>>23972045What a fucking dickhead you are mate.
>>23972062Kinda expected after seeing how terrible her food looks
ホロライブの誇り, 星街すいせいThe pride of Hololive, Hoshimachi Suisei
>>23972051If you don't grow up speaking a language, some phonemes will be virtually impossible to use because your muscle memory will keep trying to revert to familiar ones.
>>23972061isnt it the same voice just different intonation
>>23971925Choco-sensei really is rich...
>>23971395I was sort of the same. She didn't stand out to me until well after I discovered her. I think that was back when she had a cleaner, less personable image.I've been watching her for about a month now and she's the only holo I actually have membership for.
>>23971713Since it's a Tuesday I ended up finding a deal on their site that includes much more toppings and bigger sizes for just 3 bucks more, so looks like it's getting done as you say.
>>23972019N6 here, the first voice is saying something like "ah, you were watching?", i think?. No idea about the other one.
stfu
>>23972019it sounded like choco on first listen
>>23971892It can't be helped always some drama attention seeking autist making up random shit for (You).Just ignore it Anon too many of them exist.
Its actually watame's voiceShes dating mio
I didn't know Luna gave out seizures with superchat readings.
>>23971973You did nothing wrong drawfriend. Thank you for your blessing.
>>23972078Боже, как бы я хотел, чтобы это был я.
>>23972062Women are typically more open towards learning other languages. Like French, Spanish, Italian... Maybe she thought Japanese is "beneath" her because she can't use it to find an attractive boyfriend.
>>23972061>>23972087She said 見てたのかい?なるほどね。
>>23972031kusa
>>23972087They said “naruhodo ne” I assume you know what that means>>23972089Nothing like her
>>23972019It's probably Mio in her non Mio voice aka real life voice, It's honestly nothing to even care about or make a big deal about.
>>23972061Anonchama...It's "miteta no kai" followed by "naruhodo ne" and it's the same voice.
>>23972092imagine the smell
>>23972019Yabeee
>>23972032It was the opposite. Shion outright said she was almost fooled but the Japanese was too bad for her to be Coco.
>>23972073Go back
>>23971722>that sneeze to balance it all outIf anyone ever gets to date Haato, they sure are lucky
>>23972084 Doesn’t Choco live in a shitty apartment with paper thin walls?
>>23972002>my watch towa on the left
Why does Watame-chan have such better face/body tacking than everyone else?
>>23972078God I wish that were me
>>23972079It's just a matter of practice. I only learned how to pronounce the English "th" sound when I was 18 years old (my native language doesn't have that sound), and I can use it pretty well.
>>23972108>Watame's pits>Haato's feet>Kagura...Who wins the SNIIIFFFF challenge?
>>23972114ah... i get it
>>23972019oh that's one of hte nijis, i recognize the voice. let me see if i can find one of their vids in a minute.
>>23972117Shes yagoo's niece
>TEMEE>ORRA>SORRY>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNp8tfL25PM
>>23972105If it was Mio the audio would be clearer, it's coming through Discord.
>>23972106>>23972099ごめん... My listening could use some practice.But hearing なるほどね from that crap quality is impressive, I barely hear it.
>>23972079except japanese doesnt even have any phonemes that arent familiar to an english speaker, except "r" a little bit
>>23972130The voice is really hot if it's from a girl. Would love to watch some of her videos.
>>23972078How can we stop her?
>>23972135>NepotismThe only unironic way to explain such an otherwise boring character/person
>>23972124Mea bathes about twice as often as Watame
Haachama's spicy poop!
>>23972148Delete this right fucking now.
>>23972099Unless FBK's mannerisms are different out of character it doesn't sound like her at all. She doesn't speak that way.It's probably just Mio.
>>23971267by being a good entertainer and by not playing A Pox 24/7 like some of the other Holos
>>23972136>only 9 minute10 hours version when
>>23972019discord claims another victim
>>23972142Why would you stop her? She is being a good auntie!
>>23972150I don't like this narrative
Why even put on a voice? Do people genuinely care about the """character""" aspect of vtubers?
>>23972140Vowel blending/slurring rules are hard for amerifats. As a FrenchSL, knowing when I can and can't make a word disappear or drop a trailing vowel for the next word is a pain in the dick.
>>23972150Idols don't poop silly
>>23972150i like this narrative
>>23971928>D
please someone date haachama she seems lost in life and I don't want her to become another choco sensei...
>>23972019Kinda sounds like a lower pitched Fubuki to me. It’s probably not Mio because the audio quality would be better and her real voice is pretty much her Mio voice anyway.
>>23972174ARK...
>>23971267>Didn't follow the dumb gacha, apex trends.>Play good games.>???Profit
>>23972138Sounded more like Fubuki's non stream voice. And she had that kind of voice quality.
Why do the colors in roboco's streams look messed up?
r-roboco...
>>23971936So you can make the real deal happen. Do your best.>>23971947hot
https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1265319921031888896
Do the Japanese have that recorded? Do we really have another Yabee on the way?
>>23972186Also has associated memes without forcing them, they're just naturally created>Ha️ha️haEtc.
>>23972200Mio...
>>23972019It's towa
>>23972136It's such a weird laugh, but she laughs so readily I struggle to believe that it's fake. If it's her natural laugh, well... what a terrible affliction it must be.
>>23972180I'd pay to watch a holo pay Jak&Daxter
>>23972200She just saying she is editing the video a bit and it will be back tomorrow's morning (japan time)
>>23972200>Editing vod before uploadMio...
>>23972200oh no...
>>23972200lol even the nippon are talking about it in that same thread
>>23972200>Shits on Towa when she gets yabee'd>Acts like nothing happened when she does it
>>23972192But why would Fubuki say "Ah, were you watching ?" that doesn't make sense in context.In fact anyone other than Mio saying this would be strange since she was the one streaming.
>>23972019>>23972182Yeah definitely sounds like Fubuki and the voice is lagging out just like how she was before she got off the stream.https://www.twitch.tv/morunyau/clip/MoistTameBisonDAESuppy
>>23972214Better superchat Korone to have her check it out then.
>>23972204>without forcing themholy shit pekorafags are delusional
>>23972214I wholeheartedly agree
>>23972213You know those "downtimes" in some streams where they sometimes just revert to their natural voices without meaning to? Peko still laughs like that even then, just a bit less forcefully.
>>23972014i honestly thinking of drawing korone and oga playing games together, because of their similiar taste in games, but i can't be assed right now...
>>23972222>Shits on Towa when she gets yabee'ddid she really? because fuck mio if true
>>23972006Not even Miko can understand Miko 30% of the time, how do you expect to stand a chance?
>>23972224You're right, that still doesn't explain the quality drop...
>>23972217
>>23972222Why are Towafags like this?
would Aqua get tricked by this?
>>23972124Hey, Mea baths every three days during the summer and every ten days during the winter. She doesn't stink!
>>23972246A-chan, Choco-sensei and Aki-chan couldn't understand her when she was munya munya-ing the nursery rhyme in the quiz show earlier.
>>23972231What I mean is that SHE doesn't force them. She's not like FBK shitposting every few days or Korone EOPbaiting.
>>23972250they crave attentionstop giving it to them
Sucks, doesn't it
>>23972231pekofags are koronefags in disguise, they're both as stupid and delusional and they both think their holo is unique among the others
>>23972250why are miofags like this?she fucked up and should take responsibility instead of quietly erasing evidence
>>23972224Mio = fubukiThats gotta be it
>>23972245Here >>23971951She didn't so much "shit on her", and she said that people who make mistakes need to take responsibility, or it can cause problems for hololive as a whole.
Yabeelive
>>23972224They were probably talking about something else and Mio only muted her mic in OBS while forgetting discord output.
>>23972224>But why would Fubuki say "Ah, were you watching ?" that doesn't make sense in context.What context? She could be saying that to someone in her own house.
>>23972245If you're an EOP/ESL, you need to lurk harder.
>>23972124Mea would unironically be the least filthy smelling out of all of them.
>>23972229>ayame gets hate and boyfriend narrative from a PUBG collab with a male on his past life>fubuki gets nothing at all
>>23972229Holy shit how many pitches does fubuki shift for her stream voice
>>23972283At least 10.
I like watame. Baaaaa
Why is the robot so cute?
>>23972271Yes but then where is the Yabee moment if she was just talking to someone in her house? Then there was no male voice heard.It should be much easier to defuse the situation in that case.
>>23972251>Darksouls IIIISomeone skipped Greek numeral class
FBK is such a fake bitch, I don't want to akasupacha someone like that...
Mio should have told her own fortune to see this coming and avoid the situation altogether.
>>23972229Is this fubuki's past life holy shit
>>23972274True. For all the shit she gets, Mea probably doesn't smell that bad if she's a hikki sitting in AC all day, never doing physical activity.Haato's feet probably reek because they get all sweaty in the ozzie heat, and Watame... Well, some people just have really bad pit BO
>>23972229Holy shit that's fubuki?
>>23972290>GreekHello American
Who gives a fuck if a vtuber has a boyfriend? I'm only here for the entertainment not to pretend shes more than that to me
>>23972295She didn't want to see the inevitable future of me mating pressing her.
>>23972277People are always talking about Fubuki doing collabs with the homos making her lose money and viewers.
>>23972304Based koronefagsWe are the only good poster here
>>23972229They do sound alike to me. But I wouldn't be able to tell it's actually fubuki
>>23972262I'm no Miofag but I don't think there's much comparison to be made between Mio's and Towa's mistakes.Mio's was right at the end of the stream and this thread is evidence that it's not even certain who it was.Towa's mistake was definitely her own and it wasn't in the last moment of a stream. It was far more notable and far more risky.
>>23972290It used to be a thing
I started out as a Korone and Pekora fag but I'm slowly transitioning into being a Marinechad
>>23972229If it was actually Fubuki, I would expect her to make a tweet about it, something like "It seems Kurokami sneaking into Mio's steam, please don't worry about it!"Seems like a classic FBK move. She tried to damage control during Towa's yabee moment.
>>23972277You're right, fubuki gets nothing at all. At least ayame gets supas
>>23972242Sorry Anon, it's sad that idolfags ruin everything not only for the girls but also to the artists
>A random voice on stream is big news in the vtuber worldI mean, I already expect people to overreact, but I still don't understand why anyone would care.
>>23972170To disconnect it from your real self.
>>23972304>Who gives a fuckTheir primary audience, idol culture is cancerWhile I enjoy their antics, moments like this really illustrate that they are, in fact, idols, and subject to all the retardation associated therein.
>>23972337Because the voice is pretty hot and I want to follow the person saying it.
>>23972313That's a weak ass excuse. Who cares if it's the end of stream or not. Try harderFuck mio and fuck towa
Are female voices yabee too
>>23972309>>23972323literally only happened because she's too stupid to bring the same attitude in holo. ayame did nothing at all while in holo and she's still getting hate because of something she did in her past life
>>23972304>Who gives a fuck if a vtuber has a boyfriend?Rushiafags care, if Rushia said she had a boyfriend she would probably lose half of her fans.
>>23972337No you don't understand these fictional characters MUST be sexually available to me at all times!
>>23972337Mio was supposed to be MY girlfriend...
>>23972321Sure it could have been someone else but the lag and voice make me think it's her.
If you are not emotionally invested into your favorite holo, then just fuck off and stop complaining about "muh toxic idol culture"
Waifufags are insufferable
>>23972320You're almost to 1/5th of the way of having good taste.
>>23972290Speaking from experience?
>>23971806>Miowasn't Haachama yabee like two days ago?
>>23972290Someone has never looked at a non-digital clock.Also>Greekfucking lmao, you're an embarassment
>>23972346I can't believe Mio forgot to mute her mic and brought her girlfriend to orgasm on stream...
>>23972365Haachama is Haachama
>>23972150
>>23972365That was a strategic self-doxx from big blain haachama.
Roboco...
>>23972359She will never date you. No matter how much you superchat her, no matter if you're early to every stream to her you will only and always just be a fan within a sea of fans. Why would you cuck yourself like this? Enjoy it for what it is, some entertainment to brighten your day, and just move on.
>>23972365Haachama has a yabee moment every day.
>>23972370Mio acts so straight but then tells people about the 31% and female yabee voices in the background...
Miko... please stream...
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1265332829832921094?s=20It's working bros... Our superchats are helping her...
>>23972297>>23972302She leaked her old steam username like 2 years ago and the archive for that stream is still up on her channel. She doesn't give a fuck.
>>23972381i think you're lost bro, here let me help you>>23963523
>>23972378mama...
>>23972371>Has viewers (male) send her videos of their disgusting feet in a livestream>Follows up shortly thereafter with her literally puking on streamIt's like watching a car crash in slow motion
Is it wrong to want sex with a vtuber?
>>23972365I wonder if Haato's dad said "yabee" when he found out her mom was pregnant.
>>23972019To me it sounds like Mio out of character asking if someone in her group chat was watching her. Though if that was the case, it's strange how shit the quality of the voice is. It wouldn't make sense the other way around unless Mio was watching someone else while she was streaming, which is probably unlikely. In any case, Mio having a shota boyfriend is now confirmed.
>>23972394only if they're fat
Fubuki did it on purpose. If she can't get akasupas she's going to bring down every chuuba in hololive with her
>>23972387jaypee...daniel..arigaout
>>23972385What the fuck, did Mio really just say that 13% of the population commits 50% of the crime on stream?
I can't believe Mio is a raging lesbian underneath her straight demeanor...
>>23972019FBK doesn't typically end questions in かい when collabing outside of very specific contexts (i.e. overemphasizing or joking about something). On the other hand that 「なるほどね」is spoken pretty quickly. Could also be discord lag given the distortion though.
>>23972388I dont care if she played with guys im more curious about her voiceI guess these girls are really good at playing their character. I thought only luna does that
>>23972403You could have prevented this.
>>23972359Emotional investment=/=I must pretend she's waiting to date me
>>23972381Anon what is Rushia's appeal outside of the girlfriend experience. A person watching her as just some entertainment to brighten his day is missing half of the appeal.
>>23972414>straight demeanorheh
>>23972359you know when they're not streaming they're getting dicked by their boyfriends or random guys right?
inb4 the voice is mio girlfriendthat's hot ngl
DIOS MIO, MIO...
>>23972313it's the same to me. Doesn't matter when it happened, point is it did happen. They both let other people's voices be heard and ignored the issue.but Towa made it much worse by lying and that's a fact
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1265331745454305281?s=19Why are you still awake at 2:30 if you plan to stream at 8am Towa...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKxMxdYuO5gFBK...
What if it was Mio's actual voice talking to Taiga
>>23971973DrawfriendsHow do I start on drawing? Main focus is to draw in anime style so I can draw my favorite chuubas
>>23972413DESPITE being on 31% of hololive, lesbians get 50% of the akasupachas...
>>23972359Your favorite idol/chuuba isnt a virgin and is probably dating 10 different black men right now. Get over it
>>23972424All of this could've been prevented if they just played with muscle men instead.
>>23972393You forgot the part where she doxxed her dad.
Ayame likes dragons...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feOK0-i8i4c
>hurrr there was a voice at the end of the stream that means someone's fucking her when she's not streaming!idolfags are fucking insufferable, what's wrong with them having someone to love? are you mad you'll never find love like them? and don't come with the "y-you're a cuck!" because they're VIRTUAL youtubers, they're not their true self, they're a character behind a screenpathetic, go call a hooker or something, otherwise you'll probably die as a virginhave sex
>>23972434Fubuki... top idol...
>>23972347>ayame did nothing at all while in holoanon you cant just blurt it out...
Fubuki jealous of Mio's superchats offered her cunninlingus while she streams only to yabee her at the last second...
>>23972421The face of a psychopath
>>23972344She's been right in front of you the whole time, anon...
>>23972429>>23972442I never claimed they're virgins. Of course they fucked Yagoo to get this job at Hololive, but aside from that they are pure
>>23972421Fubuki joker edit when?
>>23972458Time to superchat, anons.
>>23972434We need to keep saving her...
>>23972386just 12 hours anon... just 12 hours...
>>23972448You contradict yourself. Yes they are playing a character. So then they should keep their private life secret and make sure it stays out of the streams.
F...FBK mom....
>>23972427Rushia is cute and cute girls are a form of entertainment by themselves. She also plays up the fantasy girlfriend side but lets be real here, it's just fantasy. If you delude yourself into thinking it isn't fantasy you're just cucking yourself and giving yourself a mental illness.
>>23972446Coco x ayame...
Flare
>>23972398the "lower quality" could be just mio being tired from streaming for 2 hours late at night.she could also be saying that to someone in the room, maybe a family member peeking through the door waiting for her to end the stream
Didnt we have this kind of conversation before?
Which hololive getting yabee-ed would break your heart the most?
>>23972486Flare
>>23972437Just draw. Do some loomis, to be able to draw anime well you need to have the same skills needed to draw a muscular Greek statue man i.e. fundamentals, anatomy, perspective. There's no shortcuts to it, if there were whoever can teach them would be the richest man in the world. It's going to suck but eventually you learn to enjoy the suck and start sucking a bit less.hubpages.com/art/how-to-draw-learndrawabox.com >Resourcesmega.nz/folder/IDIk3CRB#rdtGAUbXDS_MY4n-bp4_xg>Tutorial Starter Pack #1 mega.nz/folder/IDY0FASI#JyFBSyoaZPuKhjqvP2o4Cg>Tutorial Starter Pack #2 mega.nz/folder/Kl1mSaDY#OeSK4kemGii7sufwQArDVA
>>23972446Ayame keeping Coco as a pet!
>>23972416Yes I don't care either. I linked it to show her voice, don't give a fuck about the guy. I have played FPS with girls too, it's nothing special.She does sound a lot like the Fubuki we know in some of the clips and her happy scream when winning is unmistakable so I think it's just a matter of tone.
>>23972448>and don't come with the "y-you're a cuck!" because they're VIRTUAL youtubers, they're not their true self, they're a character behind a screenIf this is their true self would you be a cuck then?
>>23972498Your mom
Korone getting yabee'd by her kids when?
>>23972442>isnt a virgin and is probably dating 10 different black menIsn't there supposed to be some kind of middle ground? Why are women who aren't virgins instantly aids ridden whores in your mind
>>23972498Luna
>>23972495Something something recursion of time
>>23972515When papa lets her see them.
>>23972448Mio could have made a joke about it or explain the situation. She made a big deal out of this issue by making the video private instantly. Then she tweeted that she's going to remove parts of it, basically admitting her fault
>>23972434Don't lose to numbers, Fubuki... You've been doing it for so long and promoted so many, you know how it goes. Those 20k pre-stream akasupas come and go but as long as people are having fun it's all fair.
>>23972495we talk about the same shit, post the same images and fight over the same numbers every day
>>23972229I knew she was hiding it hard... Someone with PR skills that good and the ability to manage people the way she does has to have an incredible ability to mask. Never felt authenticity from her except when she played Shirokami.
>>23972442Stop talking about my wife Noel like that. She lives in Roppongi so it's more of a survival strat than anything else.
>>23972446I want to buy her an armadillo lizard...
>>23972518it's the cuck mind that controls those who say "i don't care if my idol has a boyfriend"
>>23972498Towa... But for fuck sake Towa. Please play something else instead of Apex.
>>23972434Fubuki... don't look at the numbers, please.
>>23972344>>23972302>>23972297Go find kuro in shirakami's archive and get your hears to heaven.
>>23972541Yeah play Rainbow 6 come on!
>>23972446Wtf I cant stand reptilesGoing to unsub from her channel...
>>23972532Fun can't give me gems or put food on the table anon...Statistics are what keeps us going in the end...
>>23972531The situation is probably pretty stressful given the recent shit that happened, Haachama probably got scolded unironically.
https://twitter.com/daidoushinove/status/1265337276361404417A year has passed since the Holostars were first announcedHere's to hoping this year gives them the boom they need
>>23972477>>23972509Idol purists is a fucking disease
I used to think the vtuber life was a tragedy.But now I realize it's a fucking comedy.
>>23972518Giving him the benefit of the doubt. That anon is playing into the idea that idolfag are all also purityfags and trying to prove that the holos are "whores"?
>>23972504>drawboxThere are other better sources than that like vilpuu besides grinding fundies while at the same time copying your favorite artstyle goes a long way
>>23972555Gosh I hate capitalism!
>>23972446In my next life I want to be reborn as Ayame's pet lizard, wait for me bros...
was fubuki ever a 20k viewer holo
>>23972437i know this been said many time, but there's no "easy" way to master something, really. just keep drawing everyday. either by watching othere artist or using reference.maybe check out kakage-sensei (5th gen ice witch papa) youtube channel, he does croquis class/draw along stream every morning exept weekend.
>>23972569Mio mama!
>>23971973>the fucking CWC matsuribased
korone you fucking witch release me from this cockroach spell and let me see my kids
>>23972555A world changing and heart breaking event will happen to her soon as predicted by Mio...
>>23972569I really like mio’s design even if it has shadow the hedgehog colors
lmao at the retarded revenant in rbc's stream
>>23972575No. Holos used to get lower viewers than nijis
>>23972591How the turns table.
Way to show that this place is even worse than the JapaneseYou are not better than anyone, faggots
>>23972560Temma...
I cant believe Mio and Fubuki are in a sexual relationship...
>>23972563Answer my question anon. If that is their true personality are you a cuck?
>>23972591what happened.... did lyger saved holo with his matsuri band aid clip?
>>23972537Kurokami*I'mma go to bed
>>23972577>>23972569Nice
>>23972600Go back to /v/.
>>23972577Woah, Mio looks like THAT!?
>>23972602They've been at it for a while now.
>>23972560Who that even?
>>23972588It's not just the colors...
>>23972602I can't believe Fubuki is bringing Mio down with her
>>23972504According to that pic, I'm always shifting between 2nd to maybe 4th mastery except I'm still very shit at anatomy/perspective/clothes
>>23972571It's a shame it's not free. Sites like that are more of a way to streamline your learning and pacing yourself; if you know how to learn and analyze by yourself that's breddy gud and will eventually happen once you reach a certain point.
How hard is it to make a heart in tetris?
>>23972602not only that bro, they're already married with 3 kids...
>>23972606Chubby mommy.
So that's why she's not exerting any more effort... She already got all the money she needed... at the timeNow that she's running out of funds she comes running back and begging for our akasupas
why does Risu badly wants the bbc so much?
>>23972570But he is also implying that himself. He didn't say that it's ok for them to have private lives separate from their career, or that it's no big deal that they have boyfriends. He went from one extreme to the other. Probably out of spite, but still, why do that. Why would you want other people to "deal with" some one being a whore
>>23972626And that's a good thing.
Does Roboco have those heirlooms too?
>>23972537>I knew she was hiding it hardHiding what?
>>23972602Fbk is giving Mio the mating press right now...
>>23972649Her massive cock.
>>23972614
>>23972504>>23972579Thanks DrawanonsBut here's the thing back when I was young I regularly draw but once I realized that I cant draw for shit, especially when I copy an anime artwork its just unmotivating to the point that drawing doesnt feel "fun" anymore
What happened to korone
>>23972649Hiding her realness
>tfw you will never live with FBK and Mio and have hot threesomes every day
>new narrative during burger hours>it's the only thing /hlg/ talks about until seahours>seaniggers wake up and eat it for breakfast>narrative continues until prime timewell, see you later fellas
>>23972624Pretty hard especially avoiding to die in the process. Haato will be punished with another spicy noodle cup and barf again
>>23972437The usual response you'll get is "LOOMIS" or learn how to draw realistic. I can tell you right now if you do that or follow those art books you're going to burn out within a month and just give up. If all you want to do is draw cute anime girls for the first year just copy your favourite anime artists. See a cute drawing on twittter/pivix and wish you could draw it? Copy it. Why should you do this? Because it'll give you the confidence to keep drawing. Once you've been doing that for awhile you'll naturally become inclined towards those art books but the burn out doesn't disappear and you won't need to worry about it because you can fall back on something enjoyable and then come back. Here is the #1 rule when it comes to getting better at drawing: Just draw. As long as you're drawing you will improve.
>>23972563Go back to >>>/youtube/ you normie. I bet you have friends and a healthy relationship with your parents too. You disgust me
>>23972664What do you mean by realness?
>>23972662She's taking care of the kids today
>>23972615A-chan but male and manage the holostars
>>23972669Just go to the Hololive Discord. They don't have narrative posting there.
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1265321006316392450?s=19
I can't believe FBK seduced YAGOO just to get her girlfriend in Hololive
>>23972675but my art is not just bad, it's horrible
>>23972667I feel like fubuki would just be playing gacha while making weird noises like a kid with tourettes, and mio would just be browsing condos and amazon all day. no lewd zone.
>>23972684>implying she can meet them again
>>23972681anti-fakeness
>>23972606imagine all that chub <3
>>23972694Every ones art is horrible. Again if you want to improve you keep drawing even if it sucks. Eventually you will literally have an "AHA!" moment where it feels like you leveled up and it makes more sense. Until then you keep grinding the exp
>>23972702I want to cum all over Korone's chubby butt and tummy.
>>23972694Well if you're not going to pick something new up because you're not good at it then you'll never learn anything new I guess
Korone absorbed the luck from all other Gamers.
>>23972690Fubuki collabing with her girlfriend, cute!
>>23972437Copy a lot, don't try to create at first, just get a feel for it. master the trinity of doing best with what you got, fail fast to learn and forget criticism to have fun.
>>23972694post it, we'll laugh together.
>>23972213She's laughed like that even in her nnd days, its real.
>>23972437You can't learn JapaneseYou can't learn how to drawYou can't do anything
>>23972663You need to know and identify what's in your comfort zone: What makes me want to draw? What part of drawing makes me happy? What can you make right now that will make you happy? What type of drawing can you pull that leaves you a bit satisfied? etc. To learn you need to get out of that zone and actually reach out, if you feel demotivated feel free to go back home to it. No point in driving yourself into a wall if you don't like it, learning to draw is an endless cycle of suck and you need all the fun/morale you can get.
>>23972720AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>fubuki>help her irl friends get into hololive>GAMERS>the dog gets shitload of EOP bux>the cat and wolf doing stably with solid amount of gachis>fubukithe other GAMERS will give fubuki the help she desperately needs right?
Thank God you can't derank in APEX
>fubuki is NOSEDIVING and bringing mio down with her>okayu will retire soon due to a heart disease >korone will become the next fubuki but without the personality and importancegamers are doomed and it started because they didn't call roboco
Lyger saved hololive from bankruptcy
Roboco is pretty fun to watch when no one else is streaming
>>23972675>tries to copy something in pixiv>fucks up proportions and spaceThis is what usually happens if I try to draw
>>23972720At least post the bitch so I have someone to take out my frustrations on
>>23972710>old divorced hag who had to give her children away when her grandma died because she couldn't take care of them anymore>luck???
>>23972727She's going to destroy GAMERS, she birthed them she can unbirth them.
>>23972733but she's bad at vidya games
>>23972727She should first help Towa.
>>23972690confirmed for A-chan reading this thread and stealing our narratives
holoEN...burgerbros...
>>23972601Astel is the one to ... about desu
>>23972720s-shut up
>>23972735try drawing with grids
>>23972728Roboco isint playing ranked
>>23972729thanks for the TED talkWhats up with okayu's heart?
>>23972723RISU NOOO YOU CAN'T INTERACT WITH BOYS!!!
>>23972730>got everyone demonitizedPfft. The Quartering saved Hololive.
>>23972735Look either get grinding and make it or shut up and get back to simping for vtubers.
>>23972742Shes higher rank than aqua now
>>23972737>パチリcard added
>>23972694Bro, everyone starts bad. Even people with talent have to refine it with practice. You get better by doing things, not by stopping yourself before you start. This is just how it works, no matter the job or hobby. You put in the work and results will come over time. Anons have already given you advice, if your fundamentals are the problem, there's lots of resources for that. Even drawing a hundred circles a day will improve your art skills. Just do it, same thing with reps for Kanji, same thing with my 3D modelling, same thing with music, it doesn't matter what it is, practice, practice, practice.
>>23972759Fat people tend to have issues with circulation dumb fuck
>>23972690this basically confirm the yabee was fubuki, they were probably talking about the collab
>>23972720kaoru says otherewise!
>>23972759Too much onigiri.
>>23972610It's /v/ who loves this shit, go back faggot.
https://twitter.com/tatamiyuki/status/1265332241237897219
>>23972759She stole mine and I guess inherited all the problems mine had
>>23972723Risu about to stir chaos among the idolfags
>>23972735This >>23972757 or try to make out shapes and lines instead of trying to draw "a face".
>>23972779>Dirty halals not following da idol rulesBoth blessed and cursed simultaneously
>>23972723THIS IS WHAT YAGOO GETS FOR NOT BUYING HER A PC
>>23972729You misspelled "Okayu", it's Subaru.
>>23972771The head feels just a tad small and that bothers me, but it's a cool idea over all.
>>23972788They are going to get bombed, inshallah.
>>23972776Cute Haachama and ppt
>>23972776now this here's real precious
>>23972532>"Hey, King! お疲れ様 baby! Had a little talk with the big man and he was wondering if you could do us a solid.">"You see, the Holostars are finally getting a bit of a rise in numbers, and we were hoping you could give them the little oomph they need with one of them collabs you're so good at.">"We don't wanna risk hurting the revenue stream by having y'know Pekora or Rushia interacting with the guys, but we think you'd be perfect for it.">"We were thinking, what if you started a narrative that Kurokami fell in love with one of the Stars, and then you could collab with him as Kurokami oh, I dunno, once or twice a week?">"We thought about asking Choco-sensei, but we're trying to raise their viewers, not lower them y'know? haha">"Alright I'm sure you'll figure something out. Oh yeah also everyone down at the office is really looking forward to Scatman 2!"
>>23972504How do I get rid of bad habits I picked up along the way? Everything I draw feels the same and wrong, I've tried doing other styles and such but it all comes down to the same result or worse. How do I unlearn everything and start over again?
>>23972753Temma... Great chara design, bland personality.
>>23972770so Its just a narrative
>>23972798I do wonder how fucked they are if they get doxxed, considering how puritanical ID is
>>23972776This is really cute, Chamatan needs more art.
>>23972808Work in different media
>>23972816Risu isn't even muslim tbqh
>>23972724Thanks anonI'll see what I can do
>>23972798MasyaAllah, brother. Dont spout such nonsense here
Idol culture is cancer. I wouldn't care if Suisei flies every night pleasuring some oil shieiks and streams next day with fresh cum still trickling down her thighs. I would still love every inch of her.
Cant believe roboco cursed gamers
>>23972723Is Risu trying to be indo FBK now? First the meme vid and now this.
>>23972776Sucks they couldn't play cupped together, australia wifi....
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1265343545902129152?s=20What did FBK mean by this? Is leo her boyfriend?
fubuki cucked risu
>>23972815>Totally ready to believe she has some ultra rare heart disease or some shit and breathlessly digs for more details to justify supacha-ing harder than ever before>Explain it's a joke because she's known to be fat>Hurr nice narrativeCringe
Idolfags are the filth of human race
>>23972816Risu is not Muslim, likely ChineseID, possibly secular (dangerous), possibly Balinese
>>23972831the state of simps
>>23972019>202 viewsHer attempt to destroy the evidence has failed
>>23972831Based
>>23972847Suisei is premium pussy tho.
>>23972808Copy artists that you like and are good, get their habits. Deconstruct what they do. Find their fundamentals. Try to redraw them, overlap, look for what you missed, redo. Space repetition only work if you learn right, they know right.
>>23972831that's what true idols do anyway, they get fucked by their manager every night
>>23972808use reference! (no seriously, use it fag!) by learning how different artist did it, you'll learn something new everytime.
>>23972840Risu...
>>23972861Hey as long as their manager take cares of them and make sure their career stays afloat, I'm a happy camper.
>>23972849it's not even a dude, its proven to be fubuki anyway, get a new narrative dumb doxfag
Need some help with some japanese translations I made.1:40 1:502:303:14They're rough because they were made for personal use and for /hlg/'s viewing pleasure.Please help me out if you can.For everyone else, please enjoy the story of fat matsuri. https://streamable.com/9y2w0d
>>23972861Good things, otherwise we'd only have but a half of the doujin world, P-san.
>>23972808Try consciously avoiding them while drawing or alternatively go the opposite way and pick up other, better habits- the latter would probably be more effective since there have been some sciencefag studies about good habits being easier to form rather than bad habits being easier to break; kind of like how smokers are encouraged to chew gum or some shit instead of smoking. You also need to start analyzing your works and think about what you like or dislike about them, variety/trial-and-error is key since it's the only way you'll find what feels right for you.
>>23971323my wifu
>>23972783I seeI guess for the meantime I should try copying their figures first since I cant draw facesI always have these idea in the back of my mind that constructing is better than copying but I'm pretty far from that level
>>23972858nah. its already used and abused by YAGOO. Anemachi on the other hand...
>>23972831Nah bro, I'm out the moment I find any evidence my chuuba's riding the cock carousel. Not because I don't love what she does, but because I have a primal urge in my gut that tells me not to support someone who's already being taken care of by another man, right now it's fine because it's just entertainment
>>23972840>"why are you so lively?"fubuki getting uppity over her success in shooting down mioshe might yabee your favorite holo next
>>23972214Coco might if she keeps playing naughty dog games
>>23972860How do I know if the artist is good if I'm not good
>>23972072草
>>23972477Yes they are playing a characterYes they are real peopleYes they just hide their face with anime drawingsYes you know and accept it by watching themYes you are coping
>>23972879Jesus what a fucking fatty
>>23972860>get their habitsThis wont work if you're currently drawing on paperMost artist I saw are going digital
Roboco... The sticky keys...
>>23972893You need a bit of both to get anywhere really, using a reference does not deserve the stigma it has in some places.
You just needed to supacha you could have prevented this
>>23972906Mio is the last person you should use as a reaction to fat people
>>23972879I thought you guys said Matsuri didn't have friends.>tfw only ever ate out a handful of times during HS with othersFat Matsuri is so cute though.
>>23972720I-I can learn how to draw... I just need a good beginners program, something that would be called Starting Art
>>23972909The first thing i do on a fresh install is diable that fucking shit
>>23972913Wh-why's that?
>>23972893You copy their construction. So you learn the building block, then you can build on you own.
>>23972906It's ok, she said she never went above 100kg
>>23972839it's her son
>>23972808>How do I unlearn everything and start over again?Go full "Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain" and spend some time just learning how to draw from reference (preferably from life) avoiding any of the sort of "symbols" you may use when drawing from the imagination.
>>23972879not gonna lie this gets me to half mast because I like transformations, I personally blame the hungry hungry catepillar and grunty bad end from banjo kazooie
>>23972847Speak for yourself nigger. Idolfaggotry is literally simping at the highest level where you has dedicated everything and couldn't swallow "betrayal" afterward.
good girl roboco streaming still
>>23972906Where's the Haachama version
>>23972903look at illustrationsdo you like it?if yes, then it's good.but what "good" is subjective and when you start you might like things other skilled artist would consider "bad", but it's okay, as you learn more, you will be able to see why the thing you liked was actually bad.
Does Roboco have a lisp? It's my first time watching her
>>23972912Sure, in some alternate timeline where I didn't put off my dreams in order to avoid corrupting their purpose. At least having my soul strained and those dreams delayed means that they weren't wounded by this Corona Virus situation, so I'm glad for that. I'll do more than just supacha if it all pans out I'll have them promote the sequel.
>>23972903If you somehow can't get a good feel for it and/or you've been blessed/cursed with abhorrent taste, empirical data or having a second opinion is always a good fallback.
>>23972937This one?
>>23972903If an artist is successful or popular then they're good in some capacity. If you're aware of them and like them, then they're good.
>>23972879how the fuck to you eat that much
Ive been studying Japanese for a year now and i still don't know when to use は or が...
>>23972918
>>23972952I really like food
>>23972879Jesus she ate a lot, what the fuck
>>23972949Adorable
>>23972879found a typo, the time is 0:30
how much did Matsuri weigh?
>>23972953Use は if you're not sure and want to make a grammatically correct sentence. が from my experience is for speaking or emphasis
>>23972019That's literally just Fubuki's real voice. It's been posted here many times before. What the fuck are you all freaking out about?
>>23972879That amount of food, holy shit.
>>23972879What is the source of this clip?
>>23972879>5 hamburgersYOU FUCKING WOT M8
>>23972953Just flip a coin and forget about it. You'll never know when to use which.
>>23972961500kg
>>23972808Watch kakage's stream, he still do this >23972928even though he's a pro. The fastest and effective way to learn how to draw is imitating several artist's artstyle, line weight, and theme. Creating your style from scratch is doable but unless you're tensai yugi boy you should be doing the above.
I can't believe how cute Matsuri is...
>>23972908You still can look at their shapes. Lines is hard but at least you can get the curves right. If you wanna do paper then find paper artist. Personally I copy/deconstruct on digital, sketch on paper and deliver on digital.
>>23972962don't listen to this
>>23972960yeah I noticed that after burning in the substhanks though
>>23972437No shortcut and long route: learn fundamentals from this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtG4P3lq8RHFRfdirLJKk822fwOxR6Zn6Practice gesture and contour, and study other artists.
>>23972879Is Matsuri basically Hibiki from danberu minus the breasts? What a bloatGOD.
>>23972967she's more american than coco herself
>>23972879Fatsuri.... just how were you a locodol?
>>23972967Maybe she means like the single patty with no toppings ones...
Stop bullying Fatsuri she got thinner
Artia is a very cute twitch streamer
>>23972879Holy shitHow tall is Matsuri? She was fucking fatter than I am as a grown as man.
>>23972879So Norio used to be 95kg, but at what height?
>>23972437If you wanna draw from tablet, start from tablet.
I will marry Coco!
2 more days of waiting for Sui...
>>23972990Artia please.
>>23972953for beginners a simple rule of thumb は is the person or thing doing something, が is used for things being talked about.so something like 私は君が好き。私 is the person who's the main subject, its the one who is doing the feel.君 is the thing being talked about.
>>23972987She started by being the idol at Mcdonalds
>>23972879Been fat my whole life (but am losing now) and she's eaten more than me at any point of my life, holy shit
>>23972879Honestly, the disgusting Starbucks probably done the most damage, at least over half of it.Overly sugary drinks are one of the worst things for you. The simpler the sugar, the quicker it gets tucked under the skin folds.
feed me the latest narrative bros
>>23972989Hearing about her past makes her seem fairly inspiring.
Imagine laying on top of fat Matsuri's belly...
>>23972879So instead of exercising right away, I should focus on eating less?does that work? I thought working out consistently is the way to go
>>23973011Don't, you'll end up fat like Matsuri.
>>23972879>Tempura bowl, gummies, sweet bread, pocky, potato chips, 2 box bento, 5 hamburguers, udon, drink from starbucks, dinner, another snack, ice cream and microwave karaage
>>23973011
>Matsuri binging on 5 burgersI'm now erect.
>>23973011Change your feeding habits, fatty
>>23973009What is a complex sugar though?
Imagine the loose skin on Matsuri after she lost all that weight.
>>23972953https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrjHT8FAuWY
>>23972860>>23972862>>23972886>>23972928>>23972938>>23972945>>23972950>>23972974Thanks, anons, I'm going to try my best. I'm already doing these things to some capacity and trying to find what exactly feels off to me and focus on trying doing it differently. I've started builing a library of references and quick thematical tutorials too. God knows it's not an easy grind but it sure isn't getting any easier the more I whine about it.
>>23972879No wonder Hoshikawa wants nothing to do with her...
>>23973015Working out and eating less is the best.
>>23973011Matsuri is a true american
>>23973011Watame got anally ravaged by Kaoru on stream when he flicked a beyblade up her ass, and idolfags are pissed.
>>23973015You eat less and work out.
>>23972879This clips cuts a bit too early imo. She said just a bit later that she never went past 80 so we can reasonably assume her weight was in the 70s. This makes it seem like she weighed liek 90 kilos.
>>23972879Sounds like BS, but Matsuri seem to make up shit a lot.
>>23973024This is Dolly isn't it
>>23973015Exercising for weight loss (as opposed to dedicated strength training) just increases your BMR. If you eat below your BMR, even when sedentary, your body will burn energy stores (e.g. fat) just to not-die.Combining exercise and diet helps, to be sure, but just changing your caloric intake and which macros your calories come from does far more than working out
>>23973015If you actually want to lose weight you need to strictly limit carbohydrates (<20g/day). Exercise will literally do nothing.
>>23973015I haven't worked out a single day since the pandemic hit and I've lost 15 lbs/6.8 kg just because I stopped eating fast food garbage every day. I'd say exercise anyways, at least some cardio, because it gives you a lot more energy to actually do things which eating less won't help fix.
fatsuri redemption arc when?while she's not a fatty anymore she's still pretty chubby right nowdoes she need another rejection from hoshikawa to start her revenge work out?
>>23973025>Watame riding Kaoru's dick .gif
>>23973014Imagine her riding cowboy as she crushes your dick and balls under all that thiccness
>>23972953you use ga for things that haven't been established yet for instance it's pretty much always 誰が or 何が because who or what the thing is hasn't been established yet. similarly if you are answering such a question, you would be establishing who or what it is. So it goes oresama ga / ano kuso gacheck out tae kim once again if you need a refresher
>>23973015eat less and work out so you don't have to eat MUCH less and work out hard as fuck.
>>23973015Working out does nothing for losing weight, weight loss is 100% about your diet.Burning calories "technically" works, but to burn the amount of calories to do a difference you need to be doing a hard amount of exercise daily, which is hard to do when you're also cutting calories and usually just ends up with you binging on food later.All you need to do is eat less, aim for 1500 calories a day tops. Cut out all snacks and liquid calories. Eat some cake if you feel like it, but keep it under 1500 calories. Do this for a few weeks and you'll lose weight, after the first few weeks it becomes incredibly easy to keep up too.
>>23973015Working out can help you get fit and healthy in the process but if all you're looking for is to get thin, eating less is the way to goI ate like one meal a day for almost half a year and have lost a decent amount of weight in that time, went from slightly overweight to someone in a good weight range for someone my height and ageIf you really don't want to eat less then you'll have to workout more to compensate
>order pizza>arrives in 15 minutesRecently, it seems that this pops into my head whenever I'm in a good moodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kQ2GtvDV3s
>>23972963burgerhours please andstd
we need more ginpatsu onna in hololive desu
How can you even hate a face like this?
>>23973051>learning Japanese from a Korean
>>23973042no way, Dolly is autistic
>>23973022Rice, oats and all that shit as opposed to simple sugars/carbs which would be sugar and candy and the like.>>23973025Make sure to not lose track and end up stockpiling/binging tutorials, take the guides/books/references one at a time as too many cooks can ruin a dish. Also don't forget to enjoy drawing, there's no reason to it if you don't.
>>23973018How does a kid afford buying all of that every single day? Is her family rich?
>>23973015Eating less work but there is a limit and eventually the body decide that instead of burning your fat its better to preserve it and burn other shit. But fuck dieting, your body will scream it wants food 24/7 and eventually you will give in, even after year or two.
>>23972437VILPPUhttps://mega.nz/folder/RIx3TJxJ#_Nna8t01kPxENJ8KSzXqwg/folder/EUJHgKAZ
>>23972879Is this actually how much overweight people consume per day? Is it even possible to do it consistently? I'm just about underweight and I'm genuinely curious
>>23973015It's humanly impossible to exercise a bad diet away. You don't have the capacity to do it. If you did, you'd literally just drop dead before you lost any significant weight.Not surprisingly, this actually happens quite a bit. Loads of people drop dead in gyms, during marathons or after exercising. So much so that any decent gym will test your blood pressure before you even go near equipment so you don't end up having a fucking stroke or heart attack mid session.
>>23973064I love Aqua so much.
>>23973037oh did she? shit I'd better check.>>23972965the recent drawing collab with tamaki
abayo niggers
>>23973068Yes. How do you think she can afford to keep throwing money? She's only hit poverty levels because he's too shy to ask Mamatsuri for more cash.
When will Ayame stream next bros...
>>23973015Yeah, limit carbs and fast. You'll feel like dogshit for a couple of weeks because your body will crave all the shit you used to eat but just tough it out and it'll go away.
>>23973064get the fuck out
>>23973064
>>23973046Also, just to add on real quick, working out, even if you only burn 100-200 calories/kcal makes weight loss a lot easier, because those 100-200 calories/kcal could easily be the difference between matching your current energy-burning rate and calorie/kcal consumption rate, and going underneath (burn more than you eat). As long as you burn more than you eat, you will lose weight.
>>23972879Thank to /hlg/ I started doing my reps and lost 3 kg, and thanks to this video I will keep doing my reps
>>23973064what mischief can I steel noodle before they all come back to the holoserver...
>>23972963idolfags and dramafags have aids
>>23973059Ayame is just going to be the permanent thumbnail, isn't she?
>>23973015I apparently heard that fasting works since you'll still have all the fat to burn for necessary energy. Just need proper hydration and vitamins. Sounds like it works right? People can starve and not die, so maybe this isn't so bad. It's just for losing fat anyways.
>>23972879debu indeed
>>23972861Don't think Mel really liked that...
>>23973064Her smash stream was funny
>>23973098Minecraft 1.16 comes out. They all get ready to journey in to the darkness, they never make it past the door when half their house evaporates in fiery chaos.
>>23973102At least they're giving her some relevance.
>>23973103Yeah but the body prefers to eat "unused" muscle. Something something easier to process. So if you don't eat but also don't exercise, you'll just atrophy your muscles while only scraping the edge of your fat reserves
>>23973108Mel should just shut up and accept the fat manager dick fucking drama whore
>ketofags in my /hlg/fucking cancer fad diets.CICO is the only thing that works. Deal with it and stop being a pussy.
speaking of burgers, it's time for the gay fact of the dayduring this asamiko https://youtu.be/MHnWgpm6eFMMiko said burgers are her favorite thing to cook and that they're really tasty, and during the ponpoko24h special Pekora said that burgers are her favorite food (it was supposed to be carrots), now make the connections
>>23973103I wouldn't recommend doing that unless you have a nutritionist constantly on your ass to make sure you're not about to fuck up your systems. If I'm not mistaken long-term starvation can cause organ damage.
>>23973073It's easier than you think. Just keep putting in food to fill in that void until the void feeling appears again. Luckily, it seems with Hololive filling my void, I can go days without eating now. But if you have a void in your life, eating a lot helps you feel warm inside.
>>23973064can't wait for her 500k stream.
>>23973015Workout build muscle, endurance and energy consumption rate. Diet control reduce energy intake. I think you need both. Sedentary lifestyle will makes your body adapt and require less energy.
Drawing collab incoming. Quote me on this.
>>23973111You mean the one where she played with a pro and all her simps freaked out because she wasn't playing with them, and then cried in an apology stream that illustrates how pathetic idol fandom is?Agreed, hilarious
>>23973124Dieting is a meme, just take drugs. After doing cocaine and meth I lost 20 pounds in a month.
>>23973111Perfect body...
>>23973124GOMAD and bloatmaxx are the only ways to be a man, anything else and you're a twink.
>>23973124show me the paper that shows the relation of keto with cancer
>>23973103fasting is a shitty idea because if the calorie deficit is too big your metabolism just slows down to survive longer
>starving yourself during a pandemicGotta make sure that if you do catch the bug you're too weak to fight it bros. Don't call it a suicide call it the future you chose.
>>23973134What if you're lactose intolerant?
>>23973124t. retard who doesn't know what hormones are.
>>23973124Based.
>>23973125Miko is going to make a rabbit burger!
>learn moon>practice drawing>working outYou up for the challenge, /hlg/?
I can't stop thinking about ______
>>23973140I bet you think fat genes are a thing too.
>>23973037ah tamaki says matsuri's old photo looked like she was around 80kg and matsuri goes "yeah yeah, doesn't seem like I had hit 80kg"Ah.
>>23972730you mean the quarterpounder saved themlyger almost killed them
>>23973139That helps with the bloating anonchama
>>23973138But fasting increases your nervous system strength so you'll fight off the bug even better.
>>23973125Yeah, Fubuki also really likes burgers, strange isn't it?
>>23973131I feel like all of this shit is forgetting key elements. Like in Towa's yabee moment everyone keeps forgetting she fucking lied, and in Aqua's moment everyone keeps forgetting that it was planned and that she was supposed to be playing with her members instead of fucking off with Abadango.
>>23973149dicks
>>23973148But my body, my body is telling me YEAH!
>>23973149artia, poggers in the chat
>>23972229This is 100% Fubuki. You can clearly hear her Shirakami high pitch voice when she gets excited in this clip:https://www.twitch.tv/morunyau/clip/FurryPowerfulGooseHoneyBadger?filter=clips&range=all&sort=time
>>23973150I bet you unironically like Rushia
>>23973124Based /fit/chad Literally just stop eating so much fatsos
Why does Aqua sucks her saliva like she doing a gokkun?
>>23973149Mea's smelly vagina.
>>23973162Aqua's problem was 90% her fault, should have never apologized
>>23973148もう出来ているだけど
>>23973149kaorus abs!
>not a single Korone tweet today.
>>23973148this but FUCK drawing
>>23973103Yes. Eat one meal a day, take vitamins and stay well hydrated. Do even a little bit of walking everyday and you'll drop weight consistently if not quickly. As you get used to it, you eat less, even for one meal a day. Depending on how fat you are you can survive for months on your body fat if you stay hydrated and eat occasionally so your digestive organs retain function. Maintaining your muscles without them atrophying does require some exercise though, otherwise you will look as bad as tweaker
>>23973149Haatos vomit cup
>>23971523It's fine Tenshibro. She even said it herself, just watching her, or replying to her tweets, or commenting in her vids, etc. is enough. She says it a lot to not push ourselves too much, but I'm the one who wants to say that to her. She's always doing so much for us, so I want to return that to her.
>>23973170Too far.
>>23973169what the fuck volume warning
>>23973143hamburguesa de pekora uma delicia
>>23973148Just from reading those feels like my body is burning outBut I'll try
>>23973149Towa...
>>23973148We're all gonna make it brahs. By 2023 /hlg/ will be filled with Renaissance men who speak glorious eleven.
>>23973148Sure but only moonrunes.
>>23973179Did she kill herself after everyone learned that she's a divorced mother who can't even see her children
>>23973148Only the first two. Just take me eating less for the third.
>>23972879Jesus christ, my stomach hurts just from this
FBK is still one of the most soulfull HolosI love FBK
>>23973162Aqua's stream was literally over. She was about to end it until Abadango made the proposal, and even then she asked the remaining members if it would be alright and they were cool with it and wanted her to. What did you want her to do, end the stream and start a new one immediately just for Abadango? That sounds like the autist who was sperging out about Korone's zatsudans.
>>23973149being Matsuri's human toilet
I heard yagoo slapped matsuri with a big mac in front of hoshikawa while haato laughed and she lost 10kg in 2 days after.
>>23973152How can they talk about photos but not show us said photos?
>>23973169Blowing out my ears for FBK!
>>23973149Pekora humiliating my tiny penis
>>23973148Doing two of those, sub drawing for 3D modelling and animation.
>>23973148I tried and gave up on all of that years ago anon.
ねえ~アノンちゃま、パンツ何いろ?
>>23973131No the one she just streamed where she got smaller for each loss
>>23973149WOMB
>>23973149Noel's freshly squeezed milk
>>23973148Working out is taxing as it is after a physically demanding job.
>>23973205The real fuck up there was her response which basically blew it out of proportion.
>>23973205>What did you want her to do, end the stream and start a new one immediately just for Abadango?I saw simpfag comments on her apology video and the stream itself saying literally and exactly this, actually.
Yes I think Roboco-san is pretty cute.
>>23973198This will be Cover's western propaganda wing.
and here i am with half a pie in front of me with a BMI hovering in the middle of obesity...i'll start dieting again...
>>23973225Wasn't she basically forced by management to do it?
>>23973227Pien!
https://files.catbox.moe/k92oql.webm
>>23973149Coco's cute singing
>>23973227Indeed.
>>23973148add financial investment so you can donate to your favorite vtuber more.
>>23973230Do you have any source for that
>>23973228A highly trained group of muscular autists ready to die for their idols, neat.
How long did it take Noel to beat the Nameless King again?I know I'm inferior to Luna, but I'd like to think that I'm at least better than Noel...
>>239732441 hour
>>23973244like 3 hours...
>>23973226Winter_leaf...
>>23973244I don't know but I want to know how long it will take for Noel to beat me unconscious.
>>23973229Just run and lift some fucking weights you lazy fuckDieting is for pussies, unless you actually consume 10kg of food on a daily basis
>>23973198>2023>/hlg/ thread are filled with N5 drawCHADSI don't know what to feel about it
>>23973234mio...
>>23973244>Dark Souls used to be parroted as a hard game>The holos can beat it despite how incompetent they areI'm confused.
>>23973254i cant run i have a permanent leg injury you fagggot
>>23973225Honestly "forgetting" to turn off supacha on get apology video and the saying "oops" after like 15 minutes and taking all those whiteknight bucks is what irked me the most. Basically fucking manipulation right there.
>>23973229You can only lose weight if Matsuri is your favorite holo.
>>23973148>working outliterally how? i cant go to a gym...
>>23973258Anything can be done with persistence.
>>23973148I've done all of these at some point in my life.Not working out now because what's the point without a gym and a barbell.Not drawing because I realized that I suck at drawing faces. That and college and life got in the way.Not learning moon because I reached a point in my learning where the only way to progress would be to actually talk Japanese to people who speak Japanese and I'm too socially retarded to do that.
>>23973267Just jog lmao
>>23973234when was this?
>>23973149my lovely 船長
Why the fuck this bitch keeps getting recommended to me?I don't fucking care about some 3DPDFuck Youtube AI
>>23973262Yeah cope more you lazy fat fuckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0vrkNPemrQ
>otakuness stolen by marine>personality stolen by flare and watame>EOPs and superchats stolen by koroneplease fubuking become a second a-chan before it's too late...
miko went viral bros
>>23973270>What is bodyweight/convict conditioning>What is /loomis/ and time management>What is I got nothing, voice chats or some shit?
>>23973234>https://files.catbox.moe/k92oql.webmWait I knew about the wasabi incident what the fuck provoked this?
>>239731481/3 so far...
>>23973267Jog, calisthenics. You can do push ups, sit ups, squats, jumping jacks, planks, pull-ups, etc without weights, bro.
>>23973275You can't run from the menharaBeats you up and calls you gay
>>23973283What do you mean, that is the wasabi incident
>>23972879Sounds like a manzai routine.
>>23973234
>>23973275faggot
>>23973275MODS
>>23973266S-she's mine and I've lost 13 kg
>>23973234why do japs puke when eating spicy things lmao?
>>23973293That was 2018 Xmas special stream
>>23973281What are her numbers looking like now? She still middle of the pack?
>>23973234She just can't take a break
>>23973267just do some dips bro.
>>23973299Haachama needs one of these...
>>23973207I just heard Hoshikawa laughing instead. Clapping her hands while she does. Her laugh has always been great, even pre-Nijisanji.
>>23973258>Dark Souls used to be parroted as a hard gameYou believed bamco's marketing.
>>23973148>I tried, shit's too hard man, like way too hard>I tried, I fucking sucked>I tried, I really can't commit to it because I'm a faggot I guessFucking hate myself
Mio gero > Haa geroMio's rendition had so much more soul
>>23973037How bad it is depends on the height.If she's 150cm then 75kg is obese.
>>23973272cute Mikochi
>>23973258dark souls is difficult unless you play like a chicken like lunaall she does is:>evade>hit>evadeYou were never supposed to play DS like this
>>23973310It happened again. Yep, she did it twice. Mio...
>Sensei staying up at stupid o clock to watch a stream in a language she can’t speakShe’s just like us bros... not like me though
>>23973023now we know why she cakes on all the makeup
>>23973330What a goddamn faggot, how about I suck you instead huh? Fucking pathetic, seriously.
>>23972989I don't bully her, but I would like to bully her nipples
>>23973148Already /fit/ and can read some basic moon with simple kanji, too bad I can't draw for shit.
Anyone know the source for the clip where Subaru talks about coming to 4chan to discuss avengers? All these older narratives coming back reminded me of that but I think the clip got deleted.
>>23973335If you're a tiny asian girl with zero muscle mass 75kg is obese period. idc if she's 200cm
>>23973023I want to fuck her loose skin!
>>23973334>no spectators calling out HAACHAMAAA???Mio's definitely more soul
What the fuck happened in that room that caused everyone to die?
>>23973334Haachama gero is fucking disgusting with how audible and crisp it is, you can actually hear it coming up and shit. Reminds me of DemoD's vomit.
>>23973330Never gonna make it unless you stop bitching and start doing, if not the first two at least fucking work out
>>23973341Mio...
>>23973179Bruh, seh YEETed herself of her balcony. Lmao, POGGERS.
>>23973334Mio's is just the punchlineHaato's tells an entire story and sets up for sequels
>>23973102never forgetti the fair weather oni
>>23972879I thought japs weren't fatties
>>23973334While that is true, no other on-stream puke has yet to beat thishttps://youtu.be/Yq7YFo4riCg?t=555
>>23973360Watame walked in.
>>23973275She's one of the pilars of Japanese ASMR.
>>23973330https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGphvPYRHQs
>>23973352Drawing is like the least useful skill of those 3
>>23973376Two of the pillars.
>>23973371Please andastd, my pig waifu is an outlier
>>23973369The Haachama cinematic universe grows every day
>>23973377>FBK makes a meme video>only 188k viewsFBK...
>>23973361she didn't even throw the noodles away, she just continued the stream with that cup on her desk for another 15 minutes or so
>>23973381I'm already married so being fit is the most useless one.
>>23973148>knows how to draw>got fit>knows nipThis is literally the traits of present-day Matsurican we call it the Matsuri challenge?
How we stop her?
>>23973372Wasn't there a follow up video where he explains he had to clean it out of the keyboard or am I imagining that?
>>23973391she's fat right now, half her tweets are about how she wants to eat fried chicken and sweets
Haachama! Haachama! Haachama!Haachamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!Ahhhhh… aa… a, aahhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Haachama HaachamaHaachamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!Ah sniff-sniff! sniff-sniff! SuuHaa! SuuHaa! Good smell…Kunkun, sniff-sniffNhaah! I wanna sniff-sniff Haachama's feet!Kunkakunka, sniff-sniff!Ahaa!
>>23973330No shit it's hard, that's why people spend years grinding. Creativity is the most fucking horrible MMO in existence.
>>23973339Interesting bait. Have this (You).
>>23973335>>23973356~70kg is obviously fat, but ~90kg is a literal whale. My point was that she probably wasn't a land whale.
>>23973390You need to be in shape to have lots of baby-making sex with your wife anonchama
>>23973377I might not be able to enjoy her videos anymore, knowing how fake she is
>>23973169are we now in a doxxfag timeloop where doxxfags are re-doxxing FBKs past life
>>23973400Real Chads tank the hitsluna's way of playing may be efficient but it's boring af
>>23973190Thanks for the warning, you're a real human bean and a real hero
Why are Matsurifags so obsessed with self improvement? She's never going to be into you. Let's just all be Koronefags and be NEETs forever.
>>23973330Timeboxing, Gamification, Have fun or you won't do it. Pressure yourself out of shame and guilt and you will fail in the long run.
god I want to MARRY Roboco so much
>>23973407It's time to dox spin.
>>23973179it's fine anon, she just got caught up in the excitement of trawling stores to find the next game she wanted to stream
>>23973420Get in line faggot.
>>23973407Nobody warned people of how fake FBK was, so of course it was bound to happen. No wonder she doesn't hold gachikois
He came back and claimed her.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1590513272637.webm
>>23973416I'm a Matsurifag and I'm not. I literally haven't left my bed in 5 days.
>>23973148>learn moonWorking on it, but will probably take me about 2 years to actually understand the holos>practice drawingFuck drawing I'm practicing guitar>working outI really should do that someday
>>23973433Based.
I haven't fapped since I got into Hololive...
>>23973416It's literally just one weirdo
>>23973148I did my exercises today, I'll make cute fanart and tell idolfags to kill themselves
Okayubros, where can I watch Shin Godzilla? Seems like tomorrow's stream is a simultaneous viewing.
>>23973416It's smartIf you simp, you only score points with one girl who won't fuck you. If you work on yourself, you score points with all of them who won't fuck you either
>>23973433Enjoy your blood clots.
>>23973444Same here, have no idea why.
just 10 more hours until Mikoti's next stream...
>>23973416There are only two Matsurifags: lyger and that guy that's trapped in a ladyboy club due to coronavirus.
>>23973407In the near future, someone's gonna post the vid where Aqua's and Pekora's old selves trolled each other and it's gonna turn in to a new ''narrative''. I guarantee it.
>>23973399for me the hardest thing in the world is finding the middle ground between simply having fun with drawing and being critical of myselfI've tried to be serious about drawing like 5 times so far, I can keep improving every day for months just to burn out and quitIt's like I can only enjoy drawing when I'm not serious about getting better
>search フブキ on Twitter>First suggested result is フブキ 嫌いWtf
>>23973467That's not new. Someone already pushed the narrative that they hate each other and Pekora ruined Aqua's birthday.
>>23973416they take the narrative that Matsuri is actually a sad lonely hopeless romantic that wants to be saved by her prince seriously and think that some random dude who is already obsessed with her somehow can be that person
>>23973472What the fuck, it's real.
>>23973458hang in there 35p and watch archives
>>23973472FBK...
>>23973432Never 4get...
>>23973234I can't see Mio the same way after this.
>>23973416Nothing wrong with self-improvement. Once I work on myself I'll finally leave this place.
>>23973476>That's not newThat was my point anon. Neither was Fubuki's old twitch channel.
>>23973416because they are Chads
>>2397301530 minutes of running will burn like 400 calories, while simply being alive burns around 2400 calories per day.
>>23973433do something you fuckif you fucking die tomorrow there's only lyger left
>>23973492But you didn't put "new" in quotes.
>>23972969https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBE9RIMSTrg
>>23973477>save by a princeShe still has eyes for HoshikawaAnd my goal is just to get fit, do my reps, and draw cute kanata fanarts
>>23973149... tomorrow's Subaru Automata.
>>23973494What wrong with doing both and burning 2800 calories?
>>23973416My main motivation to lose weight is to not get a heart attack or diabetes.
>>23973501I just say "wha" and live my life.
>>23973469You've gotta find balance between study and fun. I sometimes just draw things I have no idea how to draw just to see how it turns out. This way I can just say "well I don't know shit about it so who cares if I'm bad", this way exploring it and findind ways to salvage it could be fun. And I think it's also important to abandon your drawings after some time, not polish it to ridiculous extent and make everything perfect. Setting a limit to myself helped me with actually progressing, like "this time I won't be autistic about this and that". As long as it's not the main thing you do and just adds variety to extremely boring grind I think it could help with this spiral of self-criticism and over-analyzing thing.
Fubuki isn't fake....
>>23973149Flare's comfortable voice.
>>23973307More like they psyched themselves up so much that they're eating something bad that they tricked their brain into thinking it's actually poison.
>>23971215Basically it's about her "being herself" and interacting with holostars etc when her core fanbase doesn't like it. Also, the problem is actually less about what she did but the way she did those things, ignoring any backlash even from her own fans. That's actually what turns away gachikois. Mirei for example has a much more over the top profile, but she always responds to fan criticism directly and passionately so she more or less kept growing her core fanbase.
>>23973472Damn...fbk....
roboco just missed every shot...
>>23973494What's wrong with running for 2 hours and burning 4000 calories? You know humans evolved to be endurance runners, right?
Making friends!
>>23973484meidowoyurusuna!
>>23973490>Once I work on myself I'll finally leave this place
>>23973539but they were already friends
I fucking 嫌い this fake bitch
>>23973490Sure thing, buddy
>>23973501は is for cold facts and comparisons.が is for the rest, other people, excitement and positive.
>>23973527Then explain her real voice in Mio's clip?
>>23973458I'm listening to Mikochi's utawaku archives 35P, she never fails to make me smile and warm my heart.
>>23973515>>23973538because i could use that time shitposting here instead
>>23973416But I don't even like Matsuri
>>23973539Towa's harem keeps growing...
>>23973545Coolest people out there live their fake.
>>23973490hahahahahahaha no, you'll be back every couple of months and every so ofter a new fad like hololive will rope you back in
>Fubuki doesn't get supas because she's fake>Fubuki doesn't get supas because she did what she wanted and ignored the fans to collab with homosWhich one's the narrative?
>>23973545You might not be the only onehttps://twitter.com/pad_guro96/status/1263623503346978816
>>23973552I'm not a 35p. Stop telling me dumb shit.
>>23973565
>>23973539I like this new Towa. Glad she's trying to reach out for collab
>>23970895She's with Hanakimura™ now.
>>23973148I'm gonna become a Unity engineer!
if you don't keep your voice exactly the same as your real life self while you roleplay as a virtual anime girl on youtube, you are so fake!!!!
>>23973576Yes.
>>23973576Preach it, doggo!
>>23973539You fools, she is recovering the stacy power she lost during Quarantine, there's no stopping her now
>>23973539towa and choco whispering and licking opposite sides of the asmr mic...
>>23973576this but unironically
>>23973538Enjoy your joint issues
>>23973542>>23973548>>23973563Hey, discovering chuubas was good for me since I finally started feeling happy again and actually got motivated to do shit again. My mistake was going here and I don't know how to fix it.
>>23973532It's even worse the second time because her brain already has the previous fear of wasabi = throw up. There's still certain type of mushroom I can't eat because I coincidentally happened to be ill on the day the last time I had it and now my brain has that association etched into it.
>>23973576True, true
>>23973575If that doesn't work out, you could always go for comedian. Because you've got a sense of humor.
>>23973564she doesn't get supas because she gave it all up to fuck el italiano primo
>>23973585Stop making me imagine. It's hurting my dick
>>23973539i can't believe choco gets to fuck towa..
Tell me about Luna, why is she so cute and funny?
>>23973552maybe I'll watch her detroit: become human playthough now that Peko finished it
https://files.catbox.moe/275ohw.mp4
>>23973576Your "real" voice doesn't even exist. People's voices change based on who they're talking to or even when they switched languages.
>>23973515You can and it would definitely be healthier, but I think many people are not aware how high our base metabolic rate is, and how much comparative effort you need to put in to burn the same amount through exercise.I think it's easier to lose weight when you realize your body is already doing most of the work for you.>>23973538You think the average person on this website can run for 2 hours a day?
>>23973609Towa...
>>23973606I can't believe Kaoru gets to fuck WatameI can't believe pizza dude gets to fuck Fubuki
>>23973607she's a small baby
Towa...
Finally, I'm free
FBK。。。
FBI is looking into your doxxing activities, folks, microwave your hardware while you still can.
はあちゃま!?
Fuckin niggers!
Welcome back
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE GONE FOR GOOD THIS TIME
>>23972995It sounded like she was reading a comment from a viewer in the chat.
>>23973539>Silent HillThis is not gonna end wellhttps://files.catbox.moe/5ks1rp.mp4
>>23973618I missed you bros.
I missed you guys
eh
god i wish you guys were gone for good
. . ....
>>23973444Same, but periodically I go to an Asian store near by and pick up some cute girls and convince them to wear bunny ears so I can pretend they're Pekora while we fuck.
Okaeri
No, I was almost free . . . !
I love you Towa!Can't wait to watch you play APEX!
Dumb ghost posters
True dead hours
>>23973339I think you're just jealous of what you can't do. I play without blocking, rolling only, and things take me much longer to do than if I would just keep a shield up at all time.But then I have autism, I'll only use a katana and brigand armor.
NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN BROS
I was so scaredGroup hug yall
>now that we're back I'll never get that sweet release againWas it worth it lads?
https://streamable.com/wf10l7
>>23973611Yes it absolutely does. When analyzed there are patterns in your speech that are recognizable even if you change the tone or timbre of your voice. Even speaking in a different language you will still have a certain signature in your speech that can be identified.
>>23973618>Towa...fag gets the first postHow do they keep doing it?!
>>23973632Yes, Kanatan, look at her go because you certainly can't listen to her go
>>23973500In the near future, someone's gonna post the vid where Aqua's and Pekora's old selves trolled each other and it's gonna turn in to a ''new'' narrative. I guarantee it.
I missed you bros please don't leave me again
ding ding dingding
>>23973647Towa...
Did you guys come up with any narratives in the 40 minutes of downtime?
Okayu's voice is a gift from heaven
Dead thread, dead fad
>>23973649The family have all of Towa's luck.
>>23973647towa a liar!
>>23973632tadaimaI JUST went back to drawing in peace too...
>>23973648Does that mean that even a chuuba's fake voice is her real voice?
>>23973666Nijisanji paid Hiro to yeet 4chan because /hlg/ was too successful saving Fubuki from ruin.
>>23973647>no friendsliterally me
>>23973566Don't be rude, I think you should listen to Mikochi's utawaku or her songs too 35P. Maybe it'll make you to ease up a little bit?. Here's a mikochu https://files.catbox.moe/ecb8hq.webmAlso welcome back fags!!!
>>23973619>>23973628y-you too.
>>23973647The first part is nice to hear. The second is sad.
>>23973666Haato's dad pulled the plug on 4chan in revenge
>Thread is backDafuq happened anyway, thought people just stopped posting.
I missed you girls!
Can't believe I actually missed you faggots
>>23973647Towa!?
>>23973657who's that holo? looks familiar but for some reason I just can't tell
>>23973666HololiveEN was bait, their plan all along was to find bilingual nips. They only did the auditions for the sake of getting clicks and attention
>>23973689Imagine having a lower IQ than Haato
>>23973666yagoo had enough of narratives ruinning the reputation of his idol and held all of 4chan captive until they promised to behave
>>23973609ah, glorious
Please votehttps://suki-kira.com/tag/ホロライブ
>>23973646Even her hair is shaped the same way as shadows
>>23973698That sounds too good to be true
I'm gonna say the N-word!
>>23973698imagine the collabs of english weebs with the real holo's struggling to speak their engrish
>>23973647>I don't smoke!>doesn't have any friendstowa...
>>23973698Hahahahahhwhwhwhh3u3ueueueieieioeowowpwowlw No desu wa
>>23973015Yest. Lost 45kg in 7 months and without any exercise for the first 20kg
>>23973638I like her, but I'm skipping Apex today
>>23973715Miko is really good at english
>>23973666My favorite holo secretly has a crush on me
>>23973714Nyahalo
>>23973618
>>23973706>checks last page>only one person>Hitomi Chris
>>23973666/hlg/ doesn't hate lyger and we all actually stan him in secret
>>23973714
>>23973477I'll just state the truth. Unlike Lyger, I don't honestly think there's a snowball's hell in chance of it happening. I was overwhelmed with emotion at first (because I hadn't cared about anything before that in years, not since my ex), but I'm not delusional enough to think I'm going to be some knight in shining armor. At this point I'm really just working on myself so I can spend the rest of my life at my peak, and find my future wife. The project I'm doing to say thank you is as it's stated on the tin, a thank you to her for getting me started on getting my life back on track. I do hope it makes her realize she can inspire people to work hard on their dreams, which is kind of what an idol wants to do for her fans, anything else is just sprinkles. I like posting to get anons who want to try to get better to take the first step and do it, and to not give up so easily on themselves. That's pretty much it.To those that are trying to be better people, keep at it. You can do it, one day at a time, whether it's your art, your exercise, your reps, your music, your diet, your job, the only thing that can really hold you back is you. I hope your chuubas continue to inspire you, and I hope you will always reach for your dreams. Good luck and be blessed always, anons.Matsuriposter out.
>>23973666Antis are just fujoshits and jealous women that get extra pissy when they find out a Holo's past life was the same person that ruined their homosexual shipping or 'cucked' them by nabbing the guy(s) they liked
>>23973730>stanWell you don't get to say what hlg like because you clearly are a homosexual
>>23973706oh no no no towabros!??!?
I'm starting to like Fubuki, but I get the feeling that she doesn't really like her fans
>>23973714don't say it Mikoti! https://files.catbox.moe/g7bms6.mp3
>>23973734Fag
>>23973723Can I buy that novel on Babazone?
This is the right way to do "ear cleaning" ASMRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rD8GBtXlmw
>Space out watching Roboco play APEX with headphones on>take a piss break>entire fucking family up and left>call Dad >he's at Peter Piper Pizza>the entire fucking family went>said they yelled my name three times and figured I was asleep so they left without meI fucking hate my life bros... Last fucking time I watch this robot bitch. Now I have no pizza and nothing to watch.
>>23973730I'm not cought up on south park what does this mean
>>23973618thanks Towa... it's good to be back...
Um....Iofibros?
>>23973755https://youtu.be/UQRmA2v2D9s
>>23973748The plebeians always outnumbers patricians.
>>23973714Imagine her trying to say it while you stuff her mouth
>>23973743You know what to do now family
>>23973747Well there's fans of her as a character, and then there's fans of "loool IM SCATMAN XDDDDD". As the latter dramatically outnumber the former, it's hard for her to interact with actual fans without having to sift through a metric fuckton of bandwagoners.
even if you aren't a fan of Risu, you can't deny that "Risuners" is the best audience name.
>>23973747If the investment she put for them isn't love, I don't think it exist in this world.
>>23973730>stanWhat the fuck is this? Are retards just constantly misspelling fan?
>>23973706Why vote in a poll that is obviously being botted.
>>23973747I feel like fubuki makes most of her money from salary and views on her meme videos and doesn't really care to stream or interact with her chat much.
>>23973747She doesn't even read her superchats!
>>23973747Just please donate, the lights going out...
>>23973755>>23973776It's what koreaboo fujos call being a fan of somebody.
>>23973666no but I clipped thishttps://files.catbox.moe/sptj0r.mp4
>>23973752>high pitched ASMRI never knew I would hurt my ears until now.
>>23973776I think it's twitter speak for the word "like"
>>23973763>Subaru watching SuitsTop fucking taste. I wonder if she's watched The Sopranos.
>>23973734based
>>23973774It's been over a month, Risu, where is the pc???
>>23973776>>23973788>>23973798Stan = stalker fan.
>>23973743>>23973767Let's all love Towa!Let's all love Towa!Let's all love Towa!Let's all love Towa!
>>23973781>B-but muh supacha numbers narrativeThanks, someone else inb4samefag who realized FBK probably is making the most money because of all the bonuses Cover throws at her for how much traffic she generates.
>>23973666Nah just doing my reps
>>23973799Horrible show to be honest. One of those>low IQ writers try to write high IQ charactersshows
>>23973789do you have that clip of kanata orgasming repeatedly as she gachas?
>>23973808Oh like the eminem song
>>23973774>"What's up, my risuniggas"
Should I give Fubuki an akasupa?
>>23973810Towa!!!
>>23973808It's derived from the Eminem song. So if he meant it that way, as an abbreviation, sure?
>>23973808But the only people who use it are fans of korean boybands so get out
>>23973234need sauce
Cute Robo english!https://files.catbox.moe/21x13d.mp4
>>23973764>2015Stan has been used way before then.>>23973814You must be thinking of Mad Men.
>>23973822Should you save a cat from getting run over by a truck?
>>23973392By using the M12 Warthog's LAAG of course!
>>23973829are you suggesting that kpop fans aren't stalkers?
>>23973763I love this westaboo duck
>>23973822You don't have a choice.
>>23973822Onegai!
>>23973774Squirrel's an interesting character, can really roleplay into the nut aspect.
>>23973832How fucking zoomer are you if you think Dido's big hit was in 2015 holy shit are you literally 10
Pekora, Miko and Marine are the best comedians
>>23973831surprisingly alright, she was at least able to get through a sentence, unlike some holomembers.
>>23973832>>2015>Stan has been used way before then.DOES /JP/ REALLY?
>>23973833No
What's the appeal of subaru? I haven't watched her much but anytime I see a clip of her, I try to watch it and her voice is so god damn awful I can't stand it. She's like screaming through the cheapest chinese toy megaphone.
>>23973618I MISSED Y'ALL FAGS
>>23973851Miko can sing entire songs in english.
>>23973833Road kill make for good eats
>>23973817nope, I don't watch gacha
no streams = boring shit thread full of stale memes and unfunny false information aka narratives.bye.
You ever just feel so satisfied with your day that you actually want to go sleep?
>>23973849Mostly agree, but add Haachama
>>23973868I don't know if I want to wake up.
>>23973831I want a Roboco Alexa!>Roboco, is it time for Marine's womb bullying?>Yes, it's fow ey em. Fow ow clawk hmmmm.
>>23973856There really isn't any reason to watch suboyru play his rpgs
>>23973868not in a long, long time
>>23973865Yes, stay away from the kitchen if you can't handle the heat.
>>23973861This is gonna sound super autistic, but there's a difference between making the right sounds in the right order and speaking words. It's like weebs who "learn" OPs, they don't actually have any grasp of how the sentences are structured, they're just mimicking the sound they hear.
>>23973861*elite english
>>23973832no fucking way
>>23973833No you don't, you join for the isekai free ticket and hope it was a female so you get to live your life with a nekogirl... Before you miss Okayu's voice and regret all your choices.
>>23973842
>>23973861>english*Elite English.
>>23973888Its only autistic because you missed the joke.
>>23973856The appeal of subaru is "what if you could fuck gilbert gottifried?".
>>23973868I hate sleeping because I have shit I want to do Ahhhhhhh the days are too short>>23973861The bitch can't even speak Japanese
FOURRRRRCHAAN!https://files.catbox.moe/6ag07u.webm
>>23973900
>>23973888
>>23973832This has to be bait right? It's burger hours, everyone fucking knows who Eminem is and britbongs know who Dido is
>>23973861>I ho' will toogeh... Feh...
>>23973856She got game tastes.
>>23973900It's Towa, get her!
>>23973905how does she make that noise?
>>23973743Towa...
>>23973917She trained with Pekorrat
>>23973669Her singing streams are a blessing!
>>23973856She can actually read english really smartly, so she's able to play EOP games that JOPs normally wouldn't be able to understand.
>>23973847>it's 2020>stan came out in 2000>there might be people in this very thread who were born after stan was releaseddamn...
>>23973917Some nip dialects trill Rs
>>23973917Cause she trained imitating Coco's Yakuza voice.
I know this us slightly off topic but do any of you guys watch Terrace House
>>23973856She interacts with her fans a lot and most of the games she plays are fan suggestions she takes from her DMs. She also gets real passionate about games even though she had almost no experience with gaming prior. Oh and this too https://files.catbox.moe/7n5cde.webm
YEAH!
>>23973926>implyingWe are all boomers here.
>>23973788dont let the kpopfags steal a perfectly good song
i can't believe it bros... i'm finally about to do ITi usually can't find time to do IT because there's so many streams to watchBut now it's downtime i can finally watch the archives
>>23973888https://files.catbox.moe/98oq9n.webm
i still can't believe it. we won bros
>>23973924I sleep to those... After listening to'em the first time tho. Her voice is... awww
towasamadayo
>>23973938ARE YA WINNING SON?
>>23971070I want to marry her and bring her back home to 'murrica, bros...
>>23973861https://youtu.be/Odv5n2ldPXY
>>23973940Stan is fucking art man. I'm not even a rapfag but that song hits hard as hell.
>>23973946>Monkeys still pushing their shitty narrativeFuck off monkey
>>23973908is Miko the voice of god?
>>23973935No, but I hope a hololive gets cyberbullied so hard that she an heros like that wrestler chick. Preferably this happens to Matsuri, that ego searching vain loser.
>>23973948>cutest design>shitty voiceWhy
>>23973953Umi no Koe is the best part.
>>23973955which holo is the most gangster and listens to rap?
>>23973941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76QGfrNnts0This one's worth a watch
>>23973969Luna
>>23973935Sorry anon the only thing I watch is my wife.
>>23973967>cutest design>cutest voicefixed
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1265309447045279745Did Towa cancelled her delivery today?
>>23973967living with worse ears than kanata must be painful
>>23973706What is this and why are there so many dislikes ?
>>23973967pleb filtered
>>23973967What's the matter, intimidated by a girl?
>>23973955ok /hlg/ in the chuuba Stan cover who do you pick as>Dido>Em
>>23973967You forgot >is a whore
>>23973967Underage aren't allowed on this website.
>>23973979she'll be live in like 2-3 hours
>>23973936You know, sometimes I actually like Subaru's voice, usually it sounds like a garbage disposal with forks shoved inside of it, but sometimes like that song it works.It really makes me want to take her to a soundproof Karaoke booth and rent the room for 3 days. I'd take her there and let her sing loudly and clap along urging her on, then call for some drinks. This would continue for awhile, and eventually she'd ask to take a break to go use the restroom, and there's where I'd stop her. I'd block her way to the doorway and quick grab her and tie her hands and legs together and leave her in the corner where you can't see her from the outside. She'd be struggling and screaming but nobody can hear her, it'd be adorable watching her worm around like a caterpillar unable to move anywhere. I'd give her a kiss on the forehead before turning on vocaloid music on max volume blasting loud enough to nearly cause hearing damage and then leave the room.3 days later I'd come back as my rental is finished, she'd be in the corner, shivering and broken from the lack of sleep and the constant barage of sound, she'd probably of pissed herself early on and its long since soaked her pants and legs. I'd untie her and help her stand up, stumbling along like a baby duck. We'd walk out the back door so none of the employees will see her in this disgraceful state, and I'd lift her up and place her in their back alley dumpster, right where she belongs.
>>23973853I really, really like this image.
To be fair Luna is the cutest girl with the cutest voice.
>>23973992Mel as EminemNarukami as Dido
>>23973977sorry bro but that's MY wife
Why are Towafags so defensive compared to other -fags?
I'm trying to get into Flare, post some of your favorite videos of her kudasai onegai shimasu
>>23973979>EST
>>23973706
>>23973998I'm not reading all that shit but if you watch enough subaru you get to hear her real voice slip through and it's VERY cute. Don't know why she decided on that one.
>>23973872Most of the time I don't like having to sleep, but it is also annoying that when I am having a really good dream and it gets cut short.
>>23973967Her voice is lovely though
>>23974011>82 waiting
>>23974008They're the biggest whiteknights in Hololive
>>23974013Shion yo...
>>23973998Well I hope you can get some help soon!
>>23974015Why is Watame even that low?I thought she's generally liked.
@23974008@23974021cope
>>23973907I could easily see a boss based off of this concept
>>23973587Enjoy your heart disease.
>>23974013this growth is pretty insane
>>23974020Towaiting.
>>23974008Because Towa is the most bullied holo.
>Why are Towafags ________?
>>23974013>>23974015Towa...
>>23974037
I need more holos holding a gun
>>23974028Because it's botted by 5ch fags and they hate Watame.
>>23974033Could blame it on the lockdown now but then you don't see other youtubers growing this much lately
>>23973948bless rurudo, but I won't lie, I'd watch Towa less if I didn't like her voice
>>23974033If only subscriber growth matched supa growth...
Haatofags defend thishttps://twitter.com/pomp_maker1/status/1265227650924048384?s=21
>>23974036>most bulliedyou mean one literal salty faggot asking the same question every thread
>>23974037>>23974041Why are Timeloop posters like this?
>>23974043>and they hate Watame.What's the narrative?
>>23974049God I want to breed Haachama and have retarded children
Don't give up on your dreams to become N1 bros.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1590512066688.webmI believe in you.
>>23973998I will fight with garbage anon to the death!
>>23973734Based Matsuriposter
>>23974053SHE TALKED TO MENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>23974049there's no defending that anatomy.
>>23973538you'd have to run as fast as usain bolt for 2 hours straight to burn that much or be morbidly obese
>>23974042
>>23974048Hold on Fubuki. Someone will make your income and your litter grow. Just hold on.
>>23974033So let tell you the story of exponential growth ...
>>23974049There's no defense we just embrace the cute retarded footfag
>>23973967I dont like towa's voice either but i really really like her personality
>>23974049At least it isn't blatantly traced.
>>23974052*barf in your cup*
>>23974049Haatofags are about to be on suicide watch. She's doing a video making fun of Haatons who consider themselves to be like her boyfriend/in a delusional relationship with her. Best not rile them up too much. They're about to get a beating. Haato might straight up announce she has a boyfriend and kill more people than COVID-19.
>>23974042yeeeehaw
>>23974062Based Nips refusing to be cucked by their virtual waifus
>>23973998if only all antifags are dedicated and creative like this...
>>23973991
>>23974049I want to put that flip's foot in my mouth.
>>23974062Disgusting. She fully deserves it
>>23974078nice
>>23973538I run a lot and always hit a wall at 6km where after I just can't hit it consistently. That's without a break.
>>23974049you can't really defend it, she's just like that.
I wouldn't be even slightly mad if my favorite talked with Kaoru tbhfam he's a cool dood
>>23974079they going to get cucked whether they like it or not.
>>23974086
https://twitter.com/7216_2nd/status/1265375063693385728Wonder why she is posting about that.
>>23974089haato playing Tomba and pretending all the pigs are her listeners would be pretty comfy
She's a nice girl with a soothing voice.
>>23973998https://twitter.com/i/status/1255262711816077314
>>23974105the cutest tank
>>23974102And the minute they find out about the cucking they drop their wife like a respectable man is supposed to
>>23974013??????? Okayu tweeted she hit 300k today.
>>23974077But my fetish is being bullied by her
>>23974078tower gonzales the first member of holoEN
>>23974077But they know where her father works...
>>23974107>mentioning man>no lyger in sight
>>23974119this is old because miko hit 280k on her off day
>>23974107We need to pump out more Holostars and Matsuri art. Lyger translating Holostars and Matsuri when a well?
>>23974080Antis are really just gachikois turned sour.
>>23974119That wasn't made today dummy.
When you guys said Mio tweeted about editing the video I thought it was going to be some panicky tweet that oozed desperation but she just neatly slid it into the usual "Thank you for watching" tweet.Smooth Mio!
>>23974135>>23974138It says updated may 26th...
>>23974111Matsuri not giving a fuck and saying she will talk to holosars all she wants more or less?
>>23973706Why is like red and hate blue?
>>23974136>Lyger>translating Holostars
>>23974053わためよくばりセット・Switch配信中に彼氏のアカウントが映り込む・ココの枠被りに苦言・同接発言など度々視聴者数の多い少ないに言及・ルーナかなたとの案件時の帰りに「他の子よりお手紙少ない」とつぶやき・「最近の配信スパチャ0円なのに頑張ってて偉い」という視聴者のTwitter発言を引用RT・「わための歌は登録者数の伸びに貢献してない」「朝配信やってない人と変わらない」・わため「登録者数伸びてない」ココ「誰と比べて伸びてないと言っているんだ?」わため「え…数字近い人…」・トレバで遊びたいけどPCのローンが残ってるから遊べないなあと催促・かなたの裏でゲリラ歌枠、おしおママの絵を使い睡眠導入枠というタイトルでエンゼルフィッシュを歌うおしおママかなたのキャラデザ担当、睡眠導入枠かなたがよく使うタイトル、エンゼルフィッシュすいかなコラボ曲・あくあ×あばだんご騒動後4/10 わたうたでABBAとアバレンジャーを歌う4/11 歌枠でアバレンジャーを歌う4/14 朝ココで団子の絵を出す4/15 わたうたでだんご三兄弟を歌う・みこ畜みこ工場などを丸パクリ・かなたの配信タイトルを丸パクリ・18万という中途半端な数字でリアルタイムの登録者数を配信に載せる・あつ森でかなたの髪型髪色とアヒルのくちばしをパクる・「みんなから現金玉もらったのでバイノーラルマイクポチる!!!!!!」とつぶやき・る!凸配信でちょこ先が凸で喋ってるのに、何故か凸に加わりちょこ先のターンを潰す(る!ともちょこ先とも絡み無し)・あばだんごにメンバーシップ登録されてしまう・わため「それめっちゃきっついな」といつもと違う口調で出禁ライバー桐生ココにリプを送る・天音かなた生誕祭のお祝い動画で自分の歌ってみた動画の宣伝をする・ココ服役中にわために音源依頼出来る人に聞いてくると言って数時間で納品、ココ「わため一族の即レスはガチ」音源作成者の名前が彼氏のHNに似ている・マリン凸枠でクレしんの真似をする(クレしんの真似をする女総じてつまらない:王発言)・かなたの枠がグル落ちした途端ゲリラで枠を取る・バカタレ離反からの妊娠コラボ参加により親方から張り手される・妊娠コラボで迷子になっても悪くないよねぇと言い放つ・妊娠コラボで壊れたハザードスーツを何も言わずにちょこ先に押し付けて修理させる・歌枠でアバレンジャーを歌う・朝ココで寿司を書く・かなたに朝枠は大変だからやめた方がいいと助言・切り抜き師募集で「週1、愛ある人、意欲的な人」と条件指定
>>23974015>Towa is 36th>Hey atleast she isnt at the last!>Last page>It's Hitomi ChrisTowa...
>>23974115no love lost there
>>23974099I wouldn't care if any of them talked or streamed with any male vtuber because I'm not a delusional retard who thinks I'll ever date a japanese anime vtuber girl
>narrativeplease ban this fucking retarded word
What is there to Haato besides the S play ?
>>23974148Exactly. It's a willing choice to avoid them despite the numerous collabs with Matsuri in them.
>>23974140She's clearly used to lying
>>23974011>only 82 waitingRECLINING
>>23974107Will /ourson/ roberu be matsuris prince?
>>23974147Because love is red passion and hate is blue winter...
Watame and Korone playing nakiges collab when?
>>23974147they like miko and hate peko...
>>23974143>>23974107
>>23974107Matsuri saying fuck off idolfags, Roberu is based.
>>23974107absolutely based, fuck idolfags
>>23974163That's like a lot for 3 hours wait,
Hololive has way too many members! How am I even supposed to watch all of their content! The day only has so many hours..
menhera noeru domestic abuse asmr when?
>>23974107>/hlg/ triggers holopro posting with watame>even made Matsuri make a move Too powerful... luckily you guys only use your powers for good right?
>>23974141It's already 27th in every relevant part of the world you fucktard.
>>23974158Filtered by the narrative itself
>>23974158I made narratives before they were called narratives. Every other narrative is a narrative of my narratives.
>>23974165You mean Rikka right?
>>23974107Unsubscribed
>>23974180There's more than enough down time to watch all the content. Just last week we went through two-three days of no one streaming.
>>23974162You mean laying, with other girls.
>>23974180I suggest you start watching NorioPro. They have a much more manageable number of chuubas.
>>23974141わかりませんprobably because it's made and translated by holoEN which would be a day behind
Don't tell anyone, but I went on a date with Haato. At the end of the night she told me to kiss her feet and as I bringing my head down, she vomited all over me and making the most disgusting sounds any human could ever make.... when it was all over, I looked up in absolute shock, all she could say to me was "HAACHAMA CHAMA~" I burst into tears and ran away, hoping to never see her again....
>>23974194shut the fuck up tamaki
>>23974182https://youtu.be/l1bBWdqK3yM
>>23974199i'd prefer a date with red-kun
>>23974015Now show them what you can doYou're not that stupid to lose to some nipbots aren't you
>>23974191Based
sometimes I wonder if Haato completely lost her way and now is just following her primal instincts
>>23974199Your lucky you got out alive, she kills her boyfriends and leaves their bodies in her basement
>>23974180just ignore the boring ones like luna, towa, and fubuki.
>>23974158Only if the people who push the narratives also gets banned.
>>23974150>・ Press the broken hazard suit on the tip of a pregnant collaboration and repair it without saying anything.なるほど google-san
>>23974107Based Festival shitting on herbivores.
>>23974225
>>23974158Sorry bro, this is the future we chose, and it will only get worse.
>>23974223She's trapped in a country full of killer animals, it's to be expected.
>>23974180make a tier list based on who you like the most and watch them based on that
Sidetail!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5BAXH7A-zw
>>23974180just ignore the boring ones like haato, watame and noel
>>23974225FBK...
>>23974107Based Matsuri. Now they just need to kick out the idol divas from the company and everything will be golden.Sorry PekoMiko bros, gotta go. For the Greater Good. Rushiabros too.
>>23974239I don't like that
>>23974180you can watch more than one at a time
>>23974107It all comes down to this...you can't have your cake and eat it too. It doesn't matter who's in the right or wrong here in terms of the moral argument. Fact is you can't both piss off someone and expect money from them.
>>23974242Big fan of these videos tbqh
>>23974242indepth analysis on her tummy when
>>23974107fuck this fattie, i hope hoshikawa turns her down again
>>23971038Never Ever
>>23974107CRASHING HOLOPRO
>>23974107Summercolored Festival dabbing on the absolute scum of human race.
>>23974244>haatounironically i do really find her streams boring. Its kinda of strange considering all the weird shit she does and the fun games she plays.but like, as a streamer she's just not that interesting and doesn't carry the video. by itself that would be fine if she's just a more relaxed streamer like okayu or towa, but it doesn't fit well with the content she's trying to make.haato is honestly just incredibly boring to watch, if you took the same videos but put someone like pekora or miko in her place it would immediately because 100x better. coco also falls into the same category, where she has interesting ideas and content, but she just can't talk through it to make it interesting and it ends up ruining the good idea.
JUST DO A COLLAB WITH ROBERU ALREADY MATSURI, ON YOUR CHANNEL.
>>23974239Beautiful duck!
>>23974180Just watch you favorite Holo.
>>23973808>Stan = stalker fan.>>23973818>Oh like the eminem songGod damn I've spent like three, four years bewildered by the use of "stan" and it turns out it's fucking obvious.
>>23974107An /hlg/ drawfag is breaking down the idol barriers in hololive.Truly the best timeline.
>>23974261how does she scream into her webcam mic every stream and talk about drinking hoshi's piss and still get some of the most donations...
>>23974277YEAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>23974180Just watch Fubuki and giver her superchats.
>>23974180Watch Nijisanji
>>23974286because not giving a fuck is one of her powers.
>>23974150>sing angelfish for lullaby kek>>23974107she is just a really nice girl who act as senpai for her stupid junior
>>23974258petition Kuromaru for it.
>>23973706Comment section is pretty active over there...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Ix_UGsRW0wtf is wrong with this baby?
>>23974288yuuuuugi boy
I'm starting to understand why the holos are reaching out to EOPs, much better than dealing with idolfags.
What the fuck I can't believe some drawing from the aggie rooms in this thread actually noticed by Watame and ended up making 5ch seetheIdolfags are truly piece of shit
>>23974273Haachama has all the heart, she's just too dumb to keep a stream fun throughout.
Normalfag idols aren't worth watching. That's why Aqua hates Korone so much.
>Mel's manager was sexually harassing her>He's also the manager of multiple other girls>He recently got removed from his position>We haven't seen Yuujin A in any recent streams>All holos are confirmed lesbianshm...
>>23974284It's weird to me that they'd blatantly admit and relate to a mentally unstable stalker fan.
>>23974316poggers bruh
/hlg/ saved Fubuki, /hlg/ saved Homostars, who will /hlg/ save next?
Oh hey, that Suisei/Kanata duet cover got 1M.
>>23974337Please save Kanata.
>>23974337towa...
>>23974286Because she is proof that the idolfags are a meme.Mea likewise.
>>23974328What do you expect from degenerate koreaboos
>>23974327>>We haven't seen Yuujin A in any recent streamsshe just did a DJ set and choco's quiz
>>23974277>wanting our son to be taken down the path of degeneracy by that hussywhat's wrong with you
>>23974312Bravo.
>>23974337/hlg/ saved Towa first.
>>23974337hopefully mel and ayame so they stream again. just need to remove that pesky manager.
>>23974150She's just a dumb sheep with lots of energy and no tact, please andastd
>>23974342Towa... posting saved Towa.
>>23974316The grass is always greener on the other side
>>23974346please stop trying to ruin my narratives.
>>23974327bro?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpO5wI_YwnU
>>23974342We already saved Towa by being her entire viewerbase.
>>23974242i just realized roboco has a check mark for her channel
>>23974340I wonder what song they're gonna collab on next.
>>23974337But can /hlg/ save themselves?!
>>23974365Where is our yagoo?
>>23974365...
>>23974357half the narratives and fags who eat them up show they don't watch more than 1 or 2 holos, or just consume shitty translated clips
>>23974360pretty sure she's the only one, even sora doesn't
>>23974317We're literally stronger than 5ch now. Might as well stop learning Japanese and tell those assholes to learn English.
>>23974273Haato has been shit ever since she decided to change her "image", now she pushed to hard on the being obnoxious and retarded meme but it gets boring.
>>23974365/hlg/ has surprisingly improved in some ways these past few weeks. Although it has also gotten worse in some ways too.
why would 5ch get mad over their idols interacting with Kaoru, didn't they find out the guy is already married ripping beyblades with his many children? are idolfags really this stupid?
>>23974337Can we save lyger before he ends up in jail?
>>23974347Having the chance of Roberu scolding Matsuri for attempting weird shit on him sounds great though.
>>23974354I started watching Towa after seeing so many Towa... posts and now she's probably my favoriteThank you ... posters
>>23974337We must save Kanata's hearing. Get to work on those medical degrees, everyone, there's no time to waste!
>>23974317what
>>23974337I thought flips were the most powerful race in the world but it was actually jaypeesies
>>23974376as expected of a high spec robot
>>23974316That's empty talk unless EOPs start donating like idolfags.
>>23974381You gotta realize that 5ch isn't the entire Japanese Hololive fanbase and even on 5ch some of them don't go into the anti threads and read this shit.
>>23974381Yes, idolfags are some of the most pathetic beings that walk the Earth.
>>23974381>marriage means you can't fuck other womenAnon... your virginity is showing
>>23974383Let him rot in jail.
>>23974317It's not like it's that difficult to get noticed by your holo anyways. I check the art tags daily and they barely update. Your holo is guaranteed to see it and like it, even the most amateurish drawing. Drawfriends were this powerful from the beginning.
>>23974378I don't mind the retarded and obnoxious image, if she could pull it off correctly. But she simply doesn't have the charisma and isn't nearly obnoxious enough.She's just half assing it, and its cute and funny in a way, but not enough to carry itself daily.You need the Miko charm if you're doing it, where she goes all in with the retardation with full confidence.
>>23974013imagine how anxious Aki is about being fired every day
>>23974365/hlg/...
>>23974316>implying EOPs can't be idolfags...
>>23974403Kaoru would never do such a thing... he doesn't want to end up like Korone, losing all of his children, hoping to relive the same feeling he had as a happy family by emptily playing with Beyblades...
>>23974383Easy. Just make up more Matsuri narratives which she'll respond to which Lyger will respond to. Don't doubt /hlg/'s power. Remember, thousands of people lurk here and read our posts.
>>23974381To be fair, its literally impossible to keep up with 5ch drama, they have like 100 posts a minute over there. I don't know how anyone actually reads through that shit.
>>23974410YAGOO only sacks criminals.
>>23974365https://files.catbox.moe/t4fw6z.jpgIronic. They could save others from death... but not themselves.
>>23974420It's pretty easy when 90% of the posts are just one line. It's like reading through twitter posts.
>>23974390A drawfag from this thread drew a picture of Watame and Coco hanging onto Kaoru's arms, someone reposted it on Twitter using their art tags and Watame responded to it, and Kaoru responded to her.https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/12647294120223170565ch being 5ch obviously lost their minds.
>>23974381Idolfags are mentally ill. Don't even try to understand them.
>>23973258Dark Souls is an easy game that kills you a lot. Anyone can beat it if they aren't super-impatient.
>>239743815ch antis are not even 5% of the entire japanese fanbase and they have almost no power unless you're a weakling like Aqua, just look at how Marine is not even in the top 5 of holos with more superchats despite being their favoritethey're loud but worthless
Debating whether I should become Choco's member or Noel's member.
>>23974340Now we need to get the sheep to 1M:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5n1zqsvfXo
>>23974381>>23974150
>>23974431kekwe are growing stronger
>>23974410I think Aki is a pretty cool girl. Eh plays ARK and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>23974428This, and they also repost pasta over and over all the time. It's scary how much like bugmen nips can be sometimes...
>>23974379As awful as this place can be at least the majority of us are not idolfags.
>>23974439Support Noeru!
>>23974443>we
>>23974013Damn, didn't Haato, Peko, Marine, Matsuri, and Korone hit 300k around the same time? I think about the same week, if I'm not mistaken. It's crazy to see their difference now.
>>23973258It can be hard, Noel just went full easy mode build and tanked all the hits so she didn't have to actually learn to dodge.Anyone doing anything other than punching bag builds can easily get filtered for days on certain bosses.
>>23974440I wonder how she feels about a throwaway shitpost being so much more popular than properly produced songs
Seriously though, is asacoco truly over?
>>23974431W-wait, so it's just one of the homostars? I mean, I'm an idolfag myself, but I don't see a problem with them hanging out with their colleagues. I mean, they hang out with Yagoo too and nobody loses their shit over that
>>23974453It's probably, hilariously, the most mature place for western fans.
>>23974273Its cause haato doesn't really know how to get people to like her, she's always trying different shit cause she's inexperienced and kind of stupid as well. This aspect of her is very endearing to me but I do understand why people don't like her.
>>23974440I'm still mad she didn't realize her april fools song
>>23974462Yes but they're contractually obligated to please Yagoo in various ways, that's to be expected of an idol.
>>23974406Someone post the cwc matsuriReal talk, I'm glad that from Kaoru's side he doesn't give a fuck about idolfags.
>>23974456https://files.catbox.moe/a92em2.jpgwe are a hivemind
>>23974225Fubuki...
>>23974473So Yagoo is like a Japanese Dan Schneider
>>23974410She's probably more afraid of dying from whatever ailment keeps sending her to the hospital.>>23974013This image was made deliberately to trigger Shion fags
>>23974475why are lunaitos like this
>>23974459It sounds great.
>>23974397But Towa pulled it off, isnt it?
>>23974475Wow it's literally me.
>influence over hololive>soon to have hlg sleeper agents in HoloENHLG is like a secret society at this point.
>>23974483Except for armpits
https://twitter.com/_akuorc/status/1265383138731032576草
>>23973149Noel's roommate L size glorious tits, what can a mortal do to play with such BIG Breasts....
>>23974285What does this have to do with /hlg/ drawfags?
>>23974488Towa is a special case, I think it's better to look at Korone for how at best western fans could fit in with holos.
>>23974490>implying anyone here will actually get in
>>23974403Not every married couple ends up like Korone's anonchama
>>23974349No no reddit saved towa. We saved everyone else
>>23974484Shion is weirdly strong. She consistently gets around 6-10+K viewers every stream and decent amounts of super chat.
>>23974504>>23974431
>>23974459She uses that music in Watame no Uta so I doubt she thinks too badly of it.
>>23974508There are two types of people that applied, pronounfags and us.
>>23974504literally read, nigger, learn to fucking read
>>23974199>(You) burst into tears and ran away>not HaatoYeah, I can't believe that
>>23974498and asymmetrical legwear
>>23974490>secret society when everyone steals from usMikoboat and yeah son. Disgust. Miko could have been noticing us with that Mikoboat.
>>23974512I doubt they can do anything with that slow ass holo subreddit they have.
>>23974518unironically would prefer the pronounfags
>>23974509Koro-san...
>>23974440When is the sheep going to create a rap sub unit within Hololive?
>>23974238timeless
can't believe asacoco is fucking dead bros
bros I need my daily watamenouta...
the images bros...
To all JSL here, please do not use Japanese name. At that point, you are pretending to be Japanese and it's cringe.
>>23974532Then you aren't properly acquainted with pronounfags.
>>23974431Damn, that's some adorable shit. Maybe a collab will be possible someday. Bless drawfag anon.
>>23974537>>23974538Is this what withdrawal looks like
>>23974502tfw she'll never smother you with them till you pass out
>>23974513shion is a true idol, no scandals, young, cute and has a shitty personality. she's a magnet for gachikois.
>one of the guys telling watame not to talk to holostars has jack nicholson from the shining avatarwhat's wrong with idolfags?
>>23974544Ken-sama was based.
>>23974049I think this is fine
>>23973856Subaro ain't waifu. Subaru is bro.
>>23974184This the power of 3% concentrated autism. More than this, the nips will be in chaos
>>23974532Thats rely mean
>>23974532Pronouns? What’s that
>>23974544>cringeno u
>>23974463Unironically this. There are some decent people here.
>>23974555dont they know that watame has a bf? wtf
https://youtu.be/s5BAXH7A-zwLets end the thread on a good note with Roboco.
>>23974563based kaichou
>>23974534Who's in it? Peko has pekorap. Miko, Watame, Shion? have all sang tkg iirc
>>23974107/hlg/ now controls the narrative>doomposters and idolshitters BTFO
>>23974555Idolfags are SHOOK
>>23974544What do you mean by "Japanese name"? Obviously i would use my own name, but in Katakana
>>23974532someone post the audition...
>>23974532I would prefer for you to die
Guys, stop ruining Hololive.
>>23974532>forgetting the paraody asacoco anonThis place has some great creative minds.
Korone bros we have to stop towa from getting the last post
>>23974578bro u posted cringe
>>23974579Please don't. Just pretend it doesn't exist. It probably loves attention good or bad.
>>23974554I think shion paypigs would be like rushias is she wasn't so young. For her high viewership she doesn't make nearly as much as she probably should.
Are we now Watamefags?
>>23974555They're hecking based is what's wrong with them
>>23974310naaaaaaaaaaathing
>>23974605Welcome to the membersheep.
>>23974605We are Holofags.
>>23974595I wish he did a daily series and uploaded it to YouTube. Shit was funny as hell.
>>23974605>now
>>23974574Quite a few of them. I was thinking all the fast talkers
>>23974605>not being a sheep already
>>23974337/hlg/ also erased 30% of Iofi's fanart in half a day.
>>23974439Choco-sensei...
>>23974605Nah, she's boring. I'm not going to watch her boring content to make some kind of political point, I'm not mentally ill
>>23974605We're Family
>>23974599But that's all Towa has left...Towa...
For the anon who was saying that learning to draw was the least useful. You know now that by knowing how to draw you can make your holos happy and idolfags seethe
I'm a purityfag, I just can't imagine donating money so your chuuba can buy condoms and sex toys...
>>23974347>thinking our son is some weak-willed chumphe'll make Matsuri walk the narrow and straight
>>23974534For sure it's need the rabbit in ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxky2bBvmZo
>>23974544I use an EN name but type in Japanese, what does that make me?
>>23974605I'm a ムクロfag so I'm a Watamefag by association.
>>23974439tenk you member thank you very much :)https://files.catbox.moe/ilsxq9.webm
>>23974605Why do people keep latching so aggressively onto the shitty hololives? Towa, luna and now watame. Who's next?
>>23974600How is that cringe? That's literally what Japanese people do when they write their names using the Latin alphabet, some Hololives even have a channel name in Latin, like Pekora Ch. 兎田ぺこら
>>23974605I like her but she has the same problem every holo blonde has, she's boring and only good at one thing, in this case being her singing
>>23974634*smokes pipe*
>>23974532I would really prefer if you'd be
>>23974632Who cares about either of those two groups?
Sora...
>>23974631Preach.https://files.catbox.moe/t61pvo.webm
>>23974634>not wanting to fund your chuuba's activities and would rather fund the governmentOkay anon.
What are your favourite playthroughs?Pekora's MGS streams are my favourite
>>23974607>telling someone with a bf not to talk to men>basedmore like desperate faggots
>>23974650haato is good at something?
>>23974544はじめましてアノン様と申しますよろしくお願いいたします
The last Holo posted in this thread gets to stay drama free for the rest of the year.
>>23974544What if it's half English half Japanese
>>23974388>>23974341To be fair she's not likely to have Meniere as most of /hlg/ thinks, she never mentioned any vertigo episode that lasted more than 5 minutes
are choco and aki the only ones that even have sub based content
>>23974439choco is better for lewd asmr. noel is better for cute giggles.
>*nasally voice* Hello I'm Ai Dokidoki it's nice to meet you! I am your new idol for HololiveEN!!!
>>23974673subverting expectations
>>23974647それはcringeです、アノン
>>23974673Good at being retarded
>>23974431>Karou's wife teasing him relentlessly for thisI can see it so clearly
>>23974630Towa going down this time. Only 20 posts left better start preparing for your doom
>>23974658>sisterswtf!?
>>23974439sub to choco and noels roommate
>>23974673she is good at making my dick hard
>>23974675Azki...
>>23974673Good at failing.
>>23974031I just finished running faggot. I do cardio, but running for 2 hours straight to burn calories is retarded.
>>23974677To be fair, you're the person bring Menieres up.
Ayame!
Mikoti..
Ko ro ne
Flare~!
Duck!
>>23974675fubuki...