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Hololive
>>24134473I love Aqua so much.
I want to beat the dog
Guess the next one
>>24134473Aqua is a smart girl she smells blood in the water and takes a break
I don't want hololiveEN to be a thing bros...
Fuck 5ch insects
I want to fill Marine’s womb and drink her breast milk.
>>24134475
>>24134481snek
I want to buttfuck the rabbit
Your yubisHand them over
>>24134477I want to lick her unwashed pussy so goddamn bad...
>>24134481rrrrrrrat
>>24134481Noel and Haato are already there
Okayu~n
Can't hear / Can't sing.
I love Suisei
Early Tenshi
>>24134481Sexy lamia nee-san pls
>>24134479Just like she beat her kids before the government took them
>>24134473I can't help but look at this image thinking how sad her face looks. It's the way her eyes seem to be looking at something else and her mouth isn't open like it usually is.
>>24134477I miss her so much, I want to hear the sound of her pee again, I want to see her beautiful smile once more, I want to hear her laugh like a gremlin just one more time
>>24134499But what about Coco?
>>24134481Owl
I want to fuck the onion
>Aqua gone >Haato gone>Artia gone I'm dying inside
>>24134489Show me your yubi loicense.
>>24134499Perfect combo!
Flare stole my heart and completely fucked up my sleep schedule (JST+1). 断罪!
this stream made me a lunafag
>>24134499Delete this friend
Matsuri's laugh bros... it's so cute
Yagoo got last postAre you proud of yourselves?Are you /hlg/?
>>24134518I want my mayonnaise in her takoyaki
I bet Fubuki is a bitch in real life
>>24134515how the fuck does flare and watame get away with singing in the middle of the night
>>24134523Yagoo is the best girl
>>24134480
>>24134479same
>>24134519I love Coco, but I couldn’t resist. Sorry.
>>24134523You got a problem with Yagoo?
>>24134477
>>24134515>tfw hololive went from completely messing up my sleeping schedule to actually fixing it so I get enough sleep to be awake for the streams on timeIt's like magic. Hololive therapy. It just works. I even wake up early now and sleep at the right times for my holo.
>>24134518>That TakoyakiGOT FUCKING DAMN. I had Takoyaki yesterday and I want more.
>>24134532d
my chuuba is saving herself for our marriage bed while matsuri fags are listening to her talk about all the different shapes and sizes of cocks shes had stuffed into her on twitch tv
Late Tenshi
>>24134529I don't like how detailed that belly button is
>>24134518The amount of sauce and mayo they put on takoyaki makes me gag every time I eat it. I just want to eat the octopus inside. I still enjoy eating it anyways though.
>>24134529Shion is made for ryona
>>24134499Cute Holohouse
say something to the savior of holostars
Why has Cover Corp not put out a statement supporting BLM? I don't know if I can support a racially-insensitive company like this... Especially since several of their employees have been caught saying the N word before
I want to marry Pekora!
>>24134546Matsuri is lonely... please understand.
>>24134499Can support the other in her moment of weakness x2
>>24134529That's wrong, there's something wrong with this. Why is it red, oh lord WHY IS IT RED?
>>24134529TOUCHINGKISSINGLICKINGRUBBINGDIRTYINGSHION'S CUTE BELLY
>>24134514Here you go
>>24134527And who's their audience? Is that really the average salaryman?
>>24134518Which is better?
>>24134559>ywn go outside in the Japan snow and have fun with your holo with snow angels, snow balls, building stupid snow menあああああ
>>24134554You fuckin' deserve it, man.
Wtf why didn't you tell me Roboco got an actual microphone and you can hear her now?
>>24134529This is now a tummy thread
>>24134529That's a stomach I want to wake up to every morning
I'm 28 and a neet loser, but one day, i will be rich and successful just like Pekora. It's going to happen for sure guys.
>>24134554Nice Job on that 50k aka supacha boss
>>24134568I want to eat Towa's balls
>>24134568Luna's because i hate towa
>>24134567Oil barons who celebrate your birthday 3 times per day
>>24134568The green really helps. I guess chefs shows weren't kidding when they say it helps presentation. Towa's looks weird because of that, but I like how she plated it and the good usage of sauce.
>>24134547I desperately need more Kanasuba in my life, it's incredibly cute and silly. I hope they collab eventually.
>>24134551this but rushia
>>24134549its disgusting
>>24134529Perfection
>>24134574She got that like a month ago anon, where have you been. The first thing she even did with it was ASMR.
>>24134554I never thought I'd bother with male tubers. Trinero turned me gay
>>24134568Towa's homemade family cooking!
>>24134491I want to lick her unwashed armpits so goddamn bad brother
>>24134559Calm down Sugita
Will we get summer holos this year or are they still restricted from going to the studio?
Mel redemption arc soon!
Watame is singing happy birthday again, why aren't you sending money to her?
>>24134537What was even the point of her EN streams if she's basically retiring?
*sniff*
>>24134546why twitch?
>>24134568towa eats bugs
>>24134616
>>24134612I forgive you for being molested Mel
>>24134554Holobros are the FUTURE
>>24134584In what stream?
>>24134554When will Bossu get his Hololive collabs, will we ever get a Holostar collab that ISN'T Matsuri or FBK?
aqua deserves to be the mother of my children
>>24134582Probably not
I went to the chinese forums to investigate the Artia rehabilitation and I couldn't find anything. Pic related was the only one disappointed about her being gone. The only other threads I found about her was one from a Pekofag making fun of her (Peko seems to be really worshiped over there...) and another where everyone was posting about wanting her to stick a Popsicle up their ass for some reason. https://tieba.baidu.com/p/6733889228https://tieba.baidu.com/p/6727766189?pn=1
reminders that gen0 has the best girls
/hlg/ is the must fun I've had in 4chan since 2009
>>24134630his 10k sub celebration stream. he got his first akasupa, which already puts his earnings above 75% of the Holostars.
I don't see western youtubers getting hit by the copyright stuff like I see japanese youtubers, do game companies set up different rules for them?
>>24134529What made her start streaming late? I live in america and I've literally never been able to catch shion live until this last week.
>>24134510Aqua is not for lewd.
>>24134616The way he drew her asscheeks not matching the position of her legs triggers my autism
>>24134648Nobody cares besides autistic antis and Cover.
>>24134643Of course you didn't find anything, they're not stupid enough to talk about the reeducation camps in public.
Why is roboco so sleepy all the time?How does she maintain such a zen state of mind?
>>24134499Rude
a cute Coco a day keeps the depression away...
>>24134615She flew too close to the sun. Artia . . .
All Hololives should do a naked dogeza
>>24134648The difference is if you belong to a corporation or not, If you're INDEPENDENT, it does not matter.
>>24134643Ikuto is pretty based. I can relate. Except I haven't worked nearly as hard, so guy is even more impressive.
>>24134646Yea, it's a pretty good thread.
>>24134648I think Sega do.
>>24134660That's the power of trembling voice.
>>24134477WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>>24134653Aquas tiny body makes me think of awful things...
>>24134653Aqua is for ravaging with some hot seed until she becomes pregnant with anon child
>>24134664Imagine Suisei's steaming and fragrant spats being folded neatly in front of her trembling naked body
>>24134499I enjoy Coco's tryhard singing especially when its Japanese songs
>>24134643>and another where everyone was posting about wanting her to stick a Popsicle up their ass for some reason.basted chinkoids
謝れ。
>>24134643Pretty sad, Artia please be okay...
>>24134568This one
>>24134473So she is finally reinventing AsaCoco, but still wants to do it Monday to Friday? Coco should really just stick to like, three times a week, more time for other stuff...and Adidas.
>>24134653Aqua is for being forcefully injecting a magic sex drug, making her tiny body yearn for the seed of upper class old men and forcing her to bear children until the die she expires.
>>24134646Its crappy but that type of acceptable crappy that is also fun at times. A type of thing that used to be common but the last time I remember it was back in /a/ in 2016
>>24134647Thanks, I found it. Even his karaoke is hilarious. I will be surprised if he doesn't blow up in popularity eventually.
purple pantsu
Hololive might kick Artia out she's unrulier than Haachama
How accurate is Playboard in estimating superchats? Are the girls really making as much as that website says?
>>24134691What in the nani is that?
>>24134691What the fuck is that, Flare...
I still can't get over Matsuri's breadcrumbs... just why?
>>24134702You divide it by 3
Why do some holos like Pekora and Noel not have any ASMR videos but most others do?
>>24134691what happen to the pizza? what the fuck is that? noodle?? mushroom? and what???
>>24134691That looks damn good. Where do I got to hit up for toppings that big? Japan is really creative.
>>24134691Elven food is wild.
>>24134702youtube takes a 60% cut
>>24134643>Ugly rude annoying chuuba is only liked by the ugliest rudest and most annoying demographic Its a bit sad really, poor girl
>>24134692Two times a week should be fine. She just wants to spend more time with her precious angel, please understand.
>>24134702I think the Supaas go to the company, just like any profits from the merch, and the girls get paid a base salary + a percentage of their supaas.
>>24134702they earn 20% of what's written there
>Crying because of loneliness >Then going to bed at 4 pmMatsuri should join Coco's holohouse before she offs herself.
>>24134691I don't know what is that but I will eat it anyways because Flare likes it.
>>24134711not counting how much youtube and cover takes... is the actual number accurate to how much they are given in superchats.
>>24134683She should get a better microphone, that 10k yen crap she has is dying from the high notes.
>>24134691A masterpiece I would say.
>>24134726even better, start her own holohouse with rikka
>>24134691Excuse me?
>>24134718>be a living shitpost incarnated as a chuuba>get the most horrid audience that doesn't care about anything but shitpostingCoco realized this eventually and was able to salvage herself, Artia didn't even have a chance...
>>24134726What she should do is stop sucking homostars' dicks together with FBK
>>24134568Fuck... Towa sama....
>>24134726No one wants a weirdo otaku mojyo like her. Where have I heard of this before.
>>24134702Whatever playboard says is a minimum of what they make (* before YouTube and YAGOO's cut), it misses superchats before the stream goes live, and also obviously superchats from members only streams, and sometimes if the archive is deleted after the stream, it doesn't register superchats from those either.It also doesn't take into account membership numbers, you can look on hiyoko for rough estimates of those though. Coco for example makes an extra few million yen a month from memberships alones.
>>24134692She said the new iteration is something that will be much easier to make so it should be more sustainable.
>>24134726Is Matsuri crying a gimmick just like Watame?
>>24134691is that NOODLES on pizza?
>>24134691Fuck, I can not imagine Flare with full belly now.
>>24134740yeah, she should try putting those in her pussy next time, might fix her problem
>>24134735Holostars should get their own Homohouse.
>>24134643I guess she won't stream on twitch ever again and she can't risk leaving holocn.
>>24134737We are really witnessing Coco's rehabilitation arc huh with Boxman, Portal 2 and Sims 4. She also stopped doing edgy news and ads especially after that Kanata hanging.
>>24134726Bros... why are the holos always so lonely when they have us...
>>24134747shut the fuck up man
why arent the chuubas taking a knee for george floyd
>>24134691I guess when you live for a hundred years, you start going into some weird shiit..
>>24134740>>24134726Burn the coal, pay the toll
>>24134712Noel doesn't do ASMR videos because she doesn't want to step on her roommates toes.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S6pivR0ebxkfucking kekDidnt see this stream beforeI really like 3rd gen's chemistry
I thought /hlg/ was just memeing about china being an awful place but now after witnessing what happened to artia I'm just not sure anymore man
>>24134726I don't buy into her bullshit.
>>24134692AsaCoco Friday, which covers the whole week.
Give me a video that will convince me to watch rushia.
>>24134767This is some next level stuff.
towa puts worms on her pizza
>>24134780NEEEEEEEEE!
>>24134780Can you understand japanese?
>>24134643I just want her back man, she didn't do anything wrong...
>>24134767>whole fish on center of pizza
>>24134712They like to stay pure. Either that or they just don't want to buy an ASMR mic which is understandable too.
>>24134775>memeing about china being an awful placeI thought its a common knowledge
>>24134775Really, you had to learn that from this thread, it was just blatantly obvious from the way they treat their own people?
>>24134780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1LFKoqmtg
>>24134780https://youtu.be/C-hTPjg0Gro?t=4666
>>24134691>Noodles>Single Meatball>Donair meat or some shit>Chunks of Parmesan cheese or Banana Do Japanese and Flare really?
>>24134712Too busy sucking real cocks.
>>24134800Please forgive me I'm American
>>24134726>newlywed couple inviting a creepy perverted loser to live with themYeah that's not happening
Can the girls still do those "show your room" streams what if there is copyrighted material in the room
>>24134780https://youtu.be/I4DEiiOBHIA
Damn, Rushia looks like THAT?!
Why is watame still awake
everyone turned on matsuri so fast
>>24134820Rushia (grandes tetas)
>>24134811Buddy you have no idea, they have an estimated 2million Uyghurs (an ethnic group from the west of the country related to other central asian people) in concentration camps for not being Chinese enough.
>>24134773where's noel?nole.....
>>24134780Okay.https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1591273377159.webm
>>24134817If they do a show your room stream and we post screenshots of their rooms from their own streams does that count as roommateposting or what
>>24134789nihongo jouzu
>/a/ holo thread: shippers>/v/ holo thread: doxxers>/jp/ holo thread: EOPswhy isn't there a comfy place to discuss hololives on this website?
People talk about their holo lying all the time, so where's Pecor's horror stream...
>>24134765It was either management pressing her or she realized she has to move forward on her own but at some point she just started branching out with games, singing (and training hard for it) and doing zatsudan streams one after the other. I feel really proud of her for moving out of her comfort zone and doing it all live, I think it has already payed off. I honestly don't recall her ever being as cute as she was playing Sims. The actual genuine Coco is a pretty warm person.
>all these people missing out on the pizza party streamFor shame /hlg/.Give it a watch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeuQovtDW3E
>>24134841>not going to /u/
>>24134726It's not going to work. Despite how much she cries over her current situation, Matsuri doesn't want to change. Even if Coco slaps her, even if PPT gives her the most touching speech, it will be for nothing because Matsuri will be lusting again after Hoshikawa in less than a week
havent been able to check youtube, how did the rikka kaoru stream go?
>>24134841You are what you make of it, anon.
>>24134748Time to pitch this idea for a commission.
>>24134819This reminds me of when Coco had to teach her how to copypaste. It's endearing how computer illiterate she is.
>>24134852I can only imagine how much shit FBK and Festival get on /u/ for talking to men.
>>24134803diamonds!
>>24134851we need more content like this.
>>24134841There's enough N4s in this thread to make somewhat convincing narratives full of half-truths of things that are actually said on streams.
>>24134841No matter where you go there will be shippers, doxxers, and EOPs
>>24134834sold. i'm now a rushiafag
>>24134710when I saw them I just assumed it was from when she got demonetized and was living max poorfag. am I wrong?
>>24134765>She also stopped doing edgy news and ads especially after that Kanata hanging.She sacrifices AsaCoco for the sake of Kanata.てぇてぇ overload.
>>24134869It's just part of my reps, if I don't get disproven instantly it means my comprehension must've been pretty good
Can you play Apex alone? Or is it always with teammates?
>>24134834Rushia's pretty funny I should watch her more
>>24134851How much of a work is miko's voice? It sounds so fake, but she uses it so naturally that I almost believe it's close to the real thing.
>>24134894Always with teammates.I just downloaded it, stressful because I'm a huge noob, but it seems fun. Probably will drop it in a week because I have no friends to play with.
>>24134894There's a duos mode (no solos), but you can also just leave your teammates behind and go 1v3 everyone else
I was a little curious about how much the holostars were actually making and I'm honestly a little confused on how Holostars even functions. I've noticed many of them didn't actually start monetizing anything until fairly recently, so how the hell did Cover add 3 whole gens to Holostars when half their current lineup doesn't even turn monetization on half the time?
Will hololive die anytime soon?
>>24134894For some reason they rotate modes outside the teamplay (3 players), to duo or solo
Bros I think I'm officially a fan of Miko now. She's just too good to ignore
>>24134850She felt pretty lost after her livestream ban and tried a bunch of games. She really needs to reveal her power level more with PC gaming and share it, like how she has 1.2k hours on fucking Sims 4. I bet she has a lot of autistic hours in PC games as part of the "master race". Heck, her hidden love for MonHun PSP and her story about X Link Kai means she has so much hidden depth when it comes to games that she refuses to share.
>>24134897She is very cute.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1591272926960.webm
>>24134568is her plate small or the takoyaki are massive?
>>24134900She's an old man who has a short tongue using a voice changer, of course it'd be 100% fake.
>>24134919welcome!
>>24134918I see, I guess I'll just wait until it's solo mode to try it, I hate team games.
If /vg/ wasn't a bunch of elite stats whore, would like to play apex with anons just to get gud and play with the chuubas, sadly got insta killed yesterday
>>24134914Using the money from the girl's superchats obviously.
>>24134643It’s just narrative posting, also why would you think anything that’s part of baidu would be useful
>>24134914They are still employed so I assume they get a salary. I just hope they get a good amount of the superchats and that Yagoo isn't taking it all.
Is it ok to lust after OG Sora?
Yooo yo yo yohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1591270926739.webm
A-ahoy
>>24134824She made some dumb decisions
Roboco pls stop playing apex
>>24134923She legitimately has anger issues. I'm glad she can't play mario kart on stream anymore because it could get hard to watch.
>>24134803Fuck, that was hot.
speaking of fake voices, which of the holos fake it?I feel like Fubuki sounds a little too perfect for her avatar, but I've never heard her break character so I don't know
>>24134942I wish that faucet was my dick...
>>24134803Rushia...
Seeing as offline collabs are a thing, It goes to figure that the holos' vas pronanly know each other by their actual names. Have none of them ever slipped up and called another holo by their real name instead of their stage name?
>>24134935The only holo you can play Apex with is Towa.
>>24134914They all do Stars on the side because they enjoy it.The Holobros get their money by working at the Boyfriend Club where most of the Hololives spend all their superchat income on them.
>>24134952>>24134923>Noel rages>Rushia rages>Pekora goes from raging to arrogantly gloating to raging again back and forth over the span of seconds3rd gen is the real menhera gen
>>24134907The game only gets worse. You gonna soon be facing premade teams of apex predators in every game.
>>24134955We've heard Fubuki in Mio's room on stream using her real voice.She's faking.The only ones not faking their voices are probably Towa and Okayu to an extent. Luna also isn't faking, but she actually had brain damage so it only partially counts.
Fuck off with your depression memehttps://youtu.be/-qtRmS_cEC0
>>24134824Who is "everyone"? 4chan, or the other hololive girls? If you mean the other hololive girls, context please?
>>24134941I looked it up and some of the boys make more than I was expecting and I was definitely not expecting Roberu to be the one who actually makes the most from Superchats.
>>24134691don't let the Italians see this or we enter WWIII right away.
>>24134964Tell that to the horde of players guarding sensei or the FBK stream snipers
>>24134964How about the one who got the rights to marry Choco after carrying her the other day
>>24134962More likely they'd slip up and call them by their NND username
>>24134955All of them you retard, they are actresses playing characters
>>24134914a few of them i know still have their old channels active, so this is probably a side job for all of them. its an investment in case they get as popular as other male vtubers
>>24134922Someone should send her a VitaTV for her birthday, so she can play with the PSP version of Monster Hunter.
>>24134962they probably refer to them by their stage name most of the time outside of Hololive to avoid that from happening. I imagine many of them have to condition themselves before the stream to refer to themselves by their vtuber name and refer to other people by their vtuber names as well.
>>24134984I'm sad for the Gibraltar bro who killed half of the server just to get second place
>>24134980Does this mean that /hlg/ shilling him actually benefited him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGvRvyEItMI can't get this out of my head.
>>24134767This is just a pie at this point, not a pizza.
>>24134976fbk....
>>24135000I was thinking that might be how it is. maybe they don't even know wach other's real names. That's does seem strange though.
Why did no one talk about Marine's plans to do a Rimworld playthrough with the Hololive girls as the characters? Sounds exciting.https://youtu.be/1Q5XcQhc06Q 2:28:05
>>24135004he doesn't have many EOPs in his chat so I doubt it was this place's doing.
>>24134691What clusterfuck is this shit? Why the fuck do they put noodles on it
>>24134477It hurts so much bros....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9e157Ner90
>>24134991Their roommates beg to differ, newfriend.
>>24134962I don't think that's even happened, but a few of them have accidentally used their previous online names while referring to themselves, or vice versa for the ones still active with their previous work.
>>24134767I know people might shitpost about this but depending on the bread it isn't necessarily a bad idea.You eat the toppings off the pizza party style, and then you can eat the bread once you're done and the juices and flavor will soak into the bread. Its essentially just dipping your bread in different sauces.
>>24134554https://youtu.be/3RTSwW_U8po?t=264Godly acting skills
>>24135022lmao dumb bitch
>>24135022Good, hope that treacherous chink learns her lesson.
>>24135022I want her to call me stupid again...
>>24134994Those barely exist anymore but I know some of her gachikois might send her a copy of MHP or FU or even a PSP as seen in her chat that day.
>>24135019Thats baby star ramen
>>24135008BIG RED HEARTMY MY BIG RED HEARTMY MY BIG RED HEART
>>24134991This meme again. Lurk more before posting.
You DO have a VR headset, right?https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1591270719027.webm
Artia trying to go international like Korone
>>24134477>>24135022How's the gulag treating you, leaf?
Festivalbros...
>>24135022POOH'd
>>24134962Japanese entertainment culture forces everyone to call each other with stage names most of the time.
How is Haato a gen 1 holo but she only got her first original song 2 days ago?
>>24135046>1 fps on all the videosYou should just watch Aki's VR music video instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fqjcg2uRYs
>>24135048>marsrunesWe only read moonrunes here
>>24135048How can she even compete?
>>24135013Marine was even thinking about modding the pawn sprites to look like the holos
>>24134767Sorry lmao
>>24135014he has a bunch of eops, theyre just well behaved and only comment on the stream or when he mentions them
>>24134975>We've heard Fubuki in Mio's room on stream using her real voice.Clip?
>>24135041He's going to win eventually, slow and steady...
>>24135022>talk shit get hit
Once she comes back she'll come back huger than ever before, don't lose hope brothers!
>>24135062Cover management is so fucking shit you need to be proactive yourself if you want to pursue something like original songs or specific merchandise.
How is reddit and twitter reacting to matsuri reading child porn?
>>24134566heh
>>24135041Can anybody stop l*ger
>>24135046>https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1591270719027.webmIf I did and could do this I'd probably forget to eat and die.
>>24135041>That replyLygerさん...もう...止めてください
>>24135043What do you call this outfit? The polo and short shorts combo? Seen it often.
>>24135000>>24134962They're real pros at this.You will notice that some of them refer to themselves in the third person, like Pekora usually refers to herself as "Pekora" instead of saying "I, me", and she has never slipped up and used her real name.
>>24135036I know, but the VitaTV has a HDMI output, it would be easy to stream that.
>>24135041Doesn't this guy always answer within seconds, how is that even possible? Does he never sleep?
>>24135076It was literally only like 2 weeks ago.
>>24135024>>24135042Please forgive me totally not delusional anons. Korone totally works in a bakery and Pekora is from Pokoland on the moon. I was foolish to think such things could possibly be made up for entertainment. Good thing these "roomates" were there to let me know how wrong I was.
>>24135080she has no juice left
>when Hoshikawa rejects you for the millionth time
Does this place still loves Towa, or has she jumped into the mainstream of Hololive?
>>24135046>tfw start the video thinking this look great >this is the future>notice that FPSMy fucking sides holy shit what is wrong with the rendering?
>>24135014 >>24135004Anecdotally, Holostars didn't even register to me until "are ya winnin son?"After lurking several of each of their streams, they do have a handful of english speakers in chat. I think Kaoru most of all has the most for some reason (he does seem to understand English to some degree and has responded to the english chat a few times during the streams I watched), at least that was my observation.Unlike the girls who have several different languages spamming memes, all of the guys have a very relaxed chat with both the english and japanese posts being very polite.
It's the same fag always spamming it up with his brothers brothers crap like that's the only word he has for pretending to be part of a group. If he gets called out on it will he change it I wonder.
>>24135109Mamitsuri...
>>24135108Then I shall share all my juices with her!
>>24134771Anon, do you even understand what those words mean?
>>24134962Pekora slipped up and called Miko her AV stage name once, apparently they've starred in some lesbos AV together.
>>24135013No streams please. If it's not a translated clip I'm not interested.
>>24135108Sorry, I drank them all
>>24135080She is the outcast and that makes me want to hug her
>>24135041>he even got all the likesI'm thinking this is pretty based. Congrats Matsuri.
>>24134962Calling your friend by nicknames is pretty common,in this case the nickname being their chuuba's one.
why didnt youtube let me know coco had another sims stream until now? fuck i missed the wholesomeness live
I want this cat to sneeze on me!
>>24135125What I'd give to know the name of that AV.
>>24135107Yea everyone knows the dumb character descriptions aren't real, that doesn't mean they're all doing a voiceKorone is though and it's obvious if you listen to her older videos and compare them to how she talks now
>>24135107Do you not understand what that means? Lurk more
>>24135115To be fair, you are not only using VR, but also rendering many high res streams at once. That'd bring a decent computer to its knees.Besides, it is likely a program issue anyway, the VR feed itself was stable.
>>24135109
>>24134962They probably just use their characters' names offline too. It might seem weird but when you think about it it's not too different from say an MMO guild meeting offline and calling themselves by their ingame nicknames since they're used to it.
>>24135138Boku no Miko
>>24135107You autist you said they are all faking it because they are actresses playing a character, which is a much more absolute statement.Yes they have characters as in their avatar is a different character from their real self but if you would have watched more than an hour of some chuubas you'd realize that a lot of their real personality bleeds into their avatar.
>>24135062I don't see Matsuri, Aki or Mel having an original song so what's your point?
>>24135157>an MMO guild meeting offline and calling themselves by their ingame nicknames since they're used to it.do MMO players actually do this?
>>24135158heh
>>24135156STOP
>>24135168Matsuri and Aki suck at singing though so it makes sense.And Mel is going to get fired soon.
Is no one streaming? Why dead thread
>>24135046
>>24135180cute
>>24135180IMAGINE
>>24135185https://youtu.be/U0nQQaB1-yU?t=190Watch my wife play minecraft!
>>24135181>Matsuri and Aki suck at singing though so it makes sense.And Haato doesn't?
>>24135062they pay for original song/covers out of their own pocket.
>>24134803was she really playing ringfit here?
>>24135185Roboco, but she's playing A*ex
>>24134986I'm reminded of when Marine was drunk calling people on stream and later thanked Pekora and "Cocoson" on twitter for putting up with her.
>>24135180Roberu is an absolute chad here. He banged all 3 of them afterwards.
>>24135185Artia's streaming on twitch
>>24135204Haato is one of the top 5 singers in Hololive.
>>24135043Who's on the left even? Armin?
>>24135207Is Apex a bannable word?
>>24135062It’s not even good
>>24135219Anon...
>>24135014Or this place actually has decent JSLs? I am an optimist.
>>24135143Oh please forgive me for not keeping up on your made up narratives because you have nothing else to do in your pathetic lives between streams. All I do is lurk, and I have seen you people get increasingly more pathetic over the past month.>>24135142More than likely it is all of them. Watch and collab stream and usually if they are having a good amount of fun you will see them get into a more comfortable voice than if they solo. I will give you there may be a couple that use their regular voice but they probably sprinkle in some vocal tick/habit to make it more in with the character.
Well Towa? When are you gonna finish Rhythm Heaven All Perfect Endurance Stream? Your tummy been hurting for 2 months?Bitch?
>>24134962There's probably more of a danger of them using their chuuba names if they are hanging out with each other in public.
Iyger..
>>24134527Dedicated insulated rooms, okayu has one translated clip where she talks about it
Why does Coco sound different from the kson account?Is coco's voice processed? Or is that some kind of weird anime (?) voice she makes herself?
>>24135219I love Haachama but come on. She goes off tune so much that if her voice weren't so cute it would be painful to listen to.
>>24135213Didn't know about that, but it makes sense since she probably knew her as that after she got confirmed to debut as a hololiver but before actually having things like her character model and name decided.
>>24135219That's a bait I never expected to read
>>24135165Keep telling yourself that anon. I am sure your pure maiden holowaifu is 100% genuine and not just doing this as a job but because they love games and their fans
>>24135199Why is this robo always so sleepy, is her battery permanently stuck at ten percent?
>>24135230I can only thing of a few girls better at singing than Haato.Towa and Sora are naturally a given. Watame and PPT are up there too.The only other one debatable better than Haato is maybe Miko, but only because she gets extra points for staying in character.
https://files.catbox.moe/hultti.mp4
>>24135181Matsuri and aki are better than haato, haachama probably just had more interest in going for an original, they have to pay for the composition themselves and she had to edit the video herself.
>>24135156I wish that were me
>>24135219I like her song. The lyrics are braindead dumb and cute.
>>24134780Cola~
>>24135250So you were a newfag? Yes anon you won, now go back to wherever you crawled out from.
>>24135229It's one of the better songs. At least she's not doing soulless covers like Suisei.
>>24135185Choco's roommate is streaming Apex. In the span of 10 minutes Aizono's name came up three times because of Origin notifications, and she almost said "tankyu supacha" to a donation. It's pretty entertaining.
>>24135244Where are you basing this on? Her old videos? She has the same voice for both these days, an side effect of self studying Japanese sadly.
>>24135249It's not bait, listen to the song again faggotBIG RED HEART, MY MY BIG RED HEART, MY MY BIG RED HEART
https://youtu.be/3cqV5BKJHykI don't watch or really like Suisei, but I like her singing voice. This is still really great to me.
>>24135261Self-insert avatars are all probably like this.
>>24135229HI HOW ARE YOU ARE YOU LOOKING UP MY PHONE
>>24135261I want to believe my holo is happy after she finishes streaming. But it's a bit hard with what happened recently.
>>24134691sasuga flame and her alien tastes
Is Artia supposed to be a snake girl? That's all I can figure with her super wide head with eyes on the sides and fangs.
>>24135156dont do that to our son
>>24135046Reminds me of TWGOK
>>24135013It's still kind of niche I'm a little surprised she'd consider it. Don't care for the new DLC either
Which holo's roommates are gaijin hunters?
>>24135261Oh hey I recognize that poster in the background
>>24135235It was obvious that Towa quit because she just got bored.
Today I will remind them, so that they'll never forget their roots. So that they'll always remember what they once were.https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>24135046I do. What is this done in?
>>24135175I've unironically done this once with my guildmates once and everyone referred to each other by their in game names. No one ever brought up their real names. It was especially hilarious when we had to call some big bearded dude the size of a bear by his in game name Lily or something because he played a female character.
Does anybody have the picture that shows how vtubers look in real life?
>>24135261>you will never live in a disgusting filthy small apartment with your favorite holo girl>you will never clean up after her for hours only for her to be lazy and hoard up a mess of trash again>you will never disturb the way she had her games organized make her go into an autistic rage, screeching and beating you>you will never shake in fear as she apologizes in tears afterwards, explaining that she just really doesn't like it when you move her stuff without askingwhy even live?
>>24135289I bet coco would take the american dicc
>>24135185Not watching Roboco one of the nicest members? FUCK YOU MAN.
>>24135288She played it a lot before, she said
>>24135296I wonder if that was choreographed.
>>24135110I will always love Towa, no matter what happens
>>24135219Have you ever heard her sing live without the autotuning?
>>24135204I adore Haachama and her singing but you're not going to find many allies here.
>>24135306>he doesn't know
>>24135266So sorry, I must have interrupted you throwing your neet bux into super chats for a small hope that when they say your user name their "real self" bleeds into the character.So what if you think you have an understanding of the girl or woman behind the character because a few clips where they sniffle a little talking about stuff. They are still mostly a character, and you are all fuck delusional if you think you are getting to know them by watching 100s of hours a week of them. Do none of you retards know how the idol industry works? This is /jp/ for gods sake, I figured if anyone on this hell site would be aware of how the manipulate sad otaku men for money it would be here.
>>24135268What does roommate mean in this context? I've seen people throw that word around here several times.
>>24135261Should've named it Shion because she's actually depressed.
>>24135261This is why Pekora streams every single day, no matter how bad her voice will get, isn't that sad peko?
>>24135298>we had to call some big bearded dude the size of a bear by his in game name Lily or something because he played a female characterthat sounds cute, I bet he was cute
>>24135219>>24135204obvious misquote
>>24135276Same, I'm not really into her content but her singing voice is great and I like her songs.
>>24135289Korone's. That's probably why she divorced.
>>24135306>diccwhy
>>24135261Festival...
>>24135013Some anon mentioned it yesterday or was it Friday.
>>24135322Please don't. I want to think Pekora is happy.
>>24135294>>24135235What a piece of shit
>>24135305I can see my holo acting like this, but honestly she sounds like she might just be scared of being in another man's presence.
>>24135283
>>24135261Noel...
>>24135346If you actually saw her old videos before hololive she isn't, mikoti saved her
>>24135261Which Holo is definitely NOT like this?For me my girl Towa is probably the kind to just get up, stretch, and get back tu study for Uni, make some food or talk to her irl friend.What about your favorites?
>>24135358I love Ars
>>24135358Ars hasn't been the same ever since Ebio was stolen away by other girls
>>24135318Cute things are cute.That's about as much thought as I put into whether or not I want to watch a vtuber or an anime. It's nice to watch stuff that's more complex sometimes too but for the most part I just want to watch cute girls doing cute things.If I had the image macro of Yui saying fun things are fun I'd post it.
>>24135261Shion yo...
>>24135261Fubuki specifically is probably fine. Slowly worming her way into a management position, she has a battle plan.
>>24135234>>24135318You aren't even arguing a solid point, you're just bitching. They're characters and we all know that, but they're mostly themselves. And just like with idols, we support them because we like the positive parts they show us and appreciate that they do. Let people enjoy things the way that they choose.
>>24135346Her dirty laundry and dishes keep piling up because she's busy playing vdeo games all day instead.
>>24134914>how the hell did Cover add 3 whole gens to Holostars when half their current lineup doesn't even turn monetization on half the time?YAGOO's cut is funding them all.
>>24135304Here you go bro.https://files.catbox.moe/rfj13b.jpg
>>24135358There's a better example of "snake girl" in nijisanji.
>posts getting deletedguess I'm banned again, cya next week boys
>>24135363I knew that to some extent or at least I remember reading about it here.I don't have the courage to dig anywhere near her pre-Hololive life because I fear what I might find, I'm happy as it is now and I just hope she is happy where she is right now.
>>24135261If this was underground and the wall was smeared with dead mosquitos it would be haachama
Peko
>>24135367Towa's the only one that streams in the morning, so I imagine her life is probably the most put together. Probably has a whole morning routine before she decides to play Apex for 10 hours. Pretty ironic considering she's a demon.
>>24135384Abayo nigga
>>24135283She's an ice elementalist
>HEY GUYS I'll play Doom tomorrow ;)>oopsie it doesn't work, gonna play something I actually enjoy I guess, lol
>>24135046I tried this once but with like 2 streams open while also running VRC. 100% CPU usage, but thats mostly just VRC's bad optimization
>>24135367Towa's some sort of OCD neat freak
>>24135384You don't have to do this to yourself anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftn3j_kMOCQI can't believe Coco was regularly getting gangbanged by buff foreigners in her old apartment...
>>24135180>Mother and father taking their autistic daughter on a walk
>>24135367Kanata is definitely not like that. I mean her room is probably not messy at all and she has her mute rabbits too.
>>24135391why are you lying to that poor anon
>>24135377Don't reply to bait bro
>>24135261
>>24135157Imagine them walking into a restaurant or something and calling each other Matsuri, Fubuki, Suisei, Haato while ordering their food. That's probably just as risky given how popular they are nowadays.
How does Roboco stay up so late every day?
>>24135416KanaTowa is one of the best pairings of HL, wish they had more interactions and fanarts.Angel Towa...
>>24134477>She deleted her personal twitter tooShe's going to return with a new voice and different mannerisms and everyone in HoloCN will have to play it off like they don't notice.
>>24135403Korone...
>>24135261I wonder what the room of that one streamer looks like, you know the one with the screw loose...
>>24135377>You are not arguing a solid point>They're characters but also themselvesI am the one not arguing a point?Also >Let people enjoy thingsI see it is very tumblr here this time of dayI am not telling anyone not to enjoy things but don't delude your self into thinking you are anyway close to these girls or know anything about them. That is how we end up with creepy stalkers that attack them with hack saws.Fuck it though I don't know why I even follow these threads anymore. Hololive is about to become main stream and be invested with "Korone needs to say trans rights" people anyway. You will all have your wake up call eventually.
>>24135424She's very High Spec
>>24135425Just imagine Kanata fisting Towa...
>>24135424She's a NEET who sleeps the day away
>>24135422I'm just glad they can still go outside without having to wear masks like public celebrities. >tfw wrote this then realize you have to wear masks anyways
>>24135318This is /jp/, but most people in this thread are tourists. I'm actually shocked by how many retards in this thread tip/superchat money to the hololive girls just so they say their names out loud while saying thank you. It's such a... reddit thing to do. It really goes against the 4chan idea of just doing your thing while staying anonymous.
>>24135384Get fucked doxxfag
>>24135433>infested with "Korone needs to say trans rights" people anywayBased Yagoo wouldn't make her do that... probably.
I wanted to see a holo play breath of the wild at least once. But Nintendo being Nintendo I guess that will never happen now
Please... Never forget... OG SoraMama...Inb4 smaple: Original too big http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=67690645
>>24135395This demon is an angel.
>>24135022wtf happened? is it because she insulted choco?
>>24135453A cute 150 cm angel demon.
>>24135438Just imagine Towa fisting Kanata's small and fragile angel pussy
>>24135445Why do you assume they supacha for that?Don’t assume stupid things.
>>24135403Korone...New Vegas...
>>24135214Didn't Matsuri go on Roberu's bar zatsudan and when she tried to talk about Hoshikawa, he immediately told her to stop. Guess all she really needs is a man like Roberu to keep her in check.
>>24135219I love haato and her new song but come on man she's ok at best
Daily remainder that Choco singing is fine
>>24135457Nope, she was trying to escape the chinese BiliBili prison and they put a stop to that shit real fast
>>24135466Kanata is clearly the top in their relationship anon. Don't be stupid.
>>24135422If someone could recognize them by their names then they'd probably recognize by their voices. But at least this way that person doesn't know their real names.
>>24135470God i need a Lesbian correction doujin with Matsuri.
>>24135425I wanna see more collabs from them, it's a very cute duo with a lot of potential.
>>24135403dodged a bullet right there
>>24135457She got caught streaming on 6/4 which is Tianamen square day so it's a big no-no for commie bastards. She got sent to a correctional facility to be "reeducated".
>>24135219lol
>>24135474kore wa beito desuyone
>>24135484To be honest with that husky morning voice is hard to see this dork as a bottomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_W2wh9g3JY
>>24135261Sora...
>>24135156YAMERO
>>24135425Oh fuck right, that reminds me of a drawanon that drew Devil Kanata and later said he would draw Angel Towa too, did he ever deliver?
>>24135457The maple prince had to interverne.
>>24135474You need a separate tier list for singing voice and singing ability. Ideally a pareto efficiency plot
You know, if Matsuri shot for someone more low spec like Shion who already has a thing for her, then maybe she would actually find success.
>>24135474What a fucking terrible fucking bait
Does anyone watch Roberu or Rikka? Can you give me a few things about them? Their catchphrases or things they like?
>>24135489Why you image so tiny bro?
>>24135451Nice sample, broski.
why you guys call matsuri "festival"?
I thought the Haato song was supposed to be ironically badChrist on a cracker
>>24135497Towa has the deep voice, but she's a complete bottom.She's the type girl that you'd go after thinking she's a controlling top who'll have her way with you, but in reality she's just looking for another girl to have their way with her.
>>24135485I wonder how distinct the holos really are anyways in terms of voice. I don't really listen to what a normal Japanese woman might sound like and my previous exposure has been nearly all seiyuu. If anything, the holos sound more normal than how some weird seiyuu can sound. Like even Towa feels different than a normal voice despite having that deeper tone.
>>24135022>can't stream on bilibili eitherCan't believe she's actually getting sent to the gulag.
>>24135433>Fuck it though I don't know why I even follow these threads anymore.You never did, why are you pretending you are some oldfag? Just fuck off already.
>>24135515YYEEEAAAHHHHH!
>>24135447I hope he cam stand up to it anon... I hope
>>24135519because of her upbeat personality
>>24135497Towa is a forward and confident person but she's quite soft inside. I can imagine her trying to be dominant and controlling at first only to melt under persistent displays of genuine affection.
>>24135497I want to be Towa-sama's wife!
>>24135532Nah that guy is an OG. I recognize his posting style.
>>24135428>Artia neglects her HoloCN persona to stream on her HoloEN persona more oftenYou know, I can see her doing that.
>>24135403I can't believe this is how narratives start
>>24135395Towa is an order maniac, it became really obvious in her minecraft streams>Every item is organised and labeled in a dedicated room>Ends up redoing things until it fits her vision>House that looks expensive, the opposite of Kanata, who lives like a hobo
>>24135531>there are many reasons but I hope I can settle "that thing" and come back to you all with a big smile. What is "that"?
>>24135532I go where I please child. I have probably been on this site longer than you have been alive.
>>24135519Anonchama....
>thought haato's song was pretty good>/jp/ says it's bad>start to think it's bad tooHow do I stop getting influenced by opinions? Is it really that bad?
>>24135538Towa is a delinquent girl that needs to be pampered to complete embarrasment by her husband (Female) Kanata
>>24135519matsuri with a capital M gets word filtered to Festival
>>24135519Because she's stated multiple times she wants to have a lesbian festival in her pants.
>>24135524>>24135538ryangosling.gif
It actually took me a while to realize the subs are indi and not just Squirrel noiseshttps://youtu.be/p3_NS7OQwmg
>>24135535
>>24135555Stop being a little sissy and remember to always do the oposite of what 4Chin says.
>>24135555Just leave before you develop undesirable fetishes like feet, armpits or ntr
>>24135515rikka has a really nice and calming voice, and hes also a huge dork that has such a bad memory that its funnyroberu is just a good guy that genuinely enjoys what he does, and its contagiousalso hes our son
>>24135555Don't worry you're the same as 90% of the people here
>>24135555Its genuinely one of the best songs released from hololive, don't listen to contrarian shitposters.
>>24135529Well if they had a regular boring voice they might not be popular vtubers in the first place. And even if they did, you'd recognize their voices easily after listening to them for dozens of hours.
>>24135531wo bu ke yi zhi dao...
>>24135552Yes I'm sure you have. Then tell me why wouldn't you know what roommate means and why would you claim they are all actresses if you've been here for a long time?You call us deluded but you must have been both blind and deaf while watching if that was your assessment.And no, saying they aren't actresses doesn't mean I believe I have a shot with them, that is a strawman you built yourself.
>>24135309A Marine stream with Rimworld's super comfy OST and AI storyteller would be great, I was just a little surprised she even knew what it was never mind considered streaming it.
>>24135555Stop being a faggot
>>24135569>undesirable fetishes like feet, armpits or ntrThe golden era of /hlg/...
>>24135519Everybody has fun with her except Hoshikawa.
>>24135519
>>24135565>Indo squirrel being subbed into IndoNani!?Does she just use English and sprinkle in Japanese?
>>24135519お祭りPut it in google translate and press the button that makes it read it for you
>>24135555Who the hell thinks it's bad? People have been saying she's not a good singer but when she has time to record her lines until it's perfect even she can put out a good song. I liked her World is Mine cover too.
>>24135552that sound really fucking sad honestly, getting mad over the most insignificant thing and always remembering the "good old days", it's time to retire old man
Torre....
>>24135555Even if it's bad it doesn't mean you can't like it.
>>24135451Brown eyes were so much better on her.
>>24135555grow a pair, I think the song is bad
Can’t believe it took my so long to unsubscribe from every single non-vtuber or translator channel.
>>24135535Meh. If Nip developers can continue to make big tiddy bitches in their games despite western SJWs reeeing I'm sure we'll be OK. ...probably.
>>24135137But you'll get the Korona.
maybe haato should learn to speak english before trying to sing in english
>>24135588They do have id only streams too, most of the time is just EN with some JP
>>24135586Everdarkness...
>>24134625Kek
>>24135549First time reading a Towafriend's post and thought that it sounds cute. Towafriends have come a long way.
>>24135586Tower!
>>24135586>killyou
>>24135586Tower...
>>24135425Most of it I've found is from 4+ months ago at least
>>24135586It took me until Pepsicola to realize this was fake
>>24135586>Crimson Heart>Nightsky Mel>Violet Xion>Iris (of the) Demonparade>Ghostlight FlameChuuni as fuck!
>>24135594Torre de Eterna Obscuridad...
>>24135549But the other holos have similar things.
>>24135565Risu is confusing me, I'm going to hear random indonesians and think they're just making cute squirrel noises now...
>>24135578As I mentioned in another post I don't give a shit about your narrative bullshit. These threads blow up so quick now that I really only look for art and who is streaming. Also "this site" is more than /jp/, and again I go where I want with or without your approval.You don't have to want to get with them for the type of attitude I see here to be unhealthy for you because once again when they start pandering to lowest common denominator for money when they go main stream it will hurt you so much more when you spent the last year or two thinking you really got to know a streamer in gen 1-4.Hate me for not knowing you memes anon, but just know I only want what is best for you.
>>24135630Not fake, it's what it comes when you run them trought Google tl
la torre inclinada...
>>24135630Except it's not fake, it's just taking really extreme liberties with itPekoraPepushi KooraPe Ko ra
towel's mom...
>>24135531Remember her smile... and her pogs...
>>24135645I'm kind of at a loss of words now...
Tenshi...
>>24135646Mucho Torre!
>>24135645Oh, this whole time I thought it was an autist from here translating them badly on purpose like what I did >>24135652
>>24135646>Nunca encontraras a Torre en el OxxoTorre...
>>24135432That really narrows it down anon.
>>24135672anon, that's just a google bot...
>>24135641Does the word that we used to use to refer to the thing we aren't supposed to mention now result in posts getting auto-deleted? My explanation about it also got deleted it seems. Based? I guess?
>>24135668Almost like she couldn't...haha nah that's silly it's not that time yet.
>>24135676>hora de asacoco>>l-lo siento... >torre...
So is the only confirmed holoEN still that one youtuber with 500k subs
>>24135515I sometimes watch Roberu, because the Tunak Tunak people link made me interested. There tends to be some hilarious shit that happens like https://youtu.be/Zrpe-8t7vEE?t=3127
>>24135693Oh, did we get some hints now?
I have to say that, the towanon, really convinced me to watch towa and she is pretty good, I like how much of a normalfag she is and the 0 drama around her.
>>24135680>He doesn't knowDon't go trough the rabbit hole anon, it's not worth it...
>>24135687Doubtful since his post before mine didn't contain it, it was probably just slammed for being off-topic, which it was to be fair.I'm not risking it and getting my ass banned.
>>24135531>tenk you holomanager thank you very much!
>>24135693Why would Hololive hire someone who doesn't need them?
>>24135556That's pretty much what's happening between them, if they collab more it's gonna turn into complete tete-fest.https://files.catbox.moe/p558nw.webm
>>24135689Pekeko'd
>>24135691>>24135676>>24135671>>24135646>A BiBi version of a Mariachi hatTorrEsperando!
>>24135604....maybe
>>24135703HoloEN is desperate and needs them
What if I told you that piediepew's wife will be a hololiveEN?
>>24134962Pekora once accidentally said her roommate's name instead of her own when reading a superchat that (should have) said "Aishiteru zo, Usada."
>>24135703I don't know what anon is talking about but hololive would want people who don't need them more than anything else. The problem was always that people who don't need hololive shouldn't have any reason to apply.So it's really an issue of some big shot wanting to, I dunno, make friends because they're a super successful lonely autist or something.
>>24135687Usually its a 2 weeks ban for that word but it looks like meido is in a good mood today.
>>24135696>No Drama>ImplyingJokes aside. which videos hooked you in? For me it was her Minecraft streams, specially that one time she tried to feed wheat to a pig by directly throwing it at them.
>>24135261Not a Holo, but Kasuga Nozomi's place is pretty neat, for a closet. Her standing-room-only kitchen with a tiny two burner stove is a joke. My kitchen alone is probably bigger than her entire apartment, and more comfortable too. She also seems to only have her cats for company, which is depressing, but not abnormal for women lately.
>>24135693>confirmedby publishing her audition, she disqualified herself.
>>24135711Don't even know the game, but surprised Nintendo didn't demand for it to be censored but Sony did.
someone post THAT Towa edit
I'm towaiting for the time when I can be in a relationship with towa...
>>24135713I would be OK with that. Does that shit head scam artist Athene still stream, his wife should become a holoEN too.
>>24135733As you wish.
>>24135728Don't bully the vtuber queen roomate
>tfw started wearing Adidas because of Coco
>>24135703Noel...
New Morning News in 16 Minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm8IKrLNTqMBUT FUCK THAT WATAME NAO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3q0OeaGleBA
>>24135733
>>24135726her apex streams, they are really comfy and it feel like I'm playing with a girl that isn't a menhera.
>>24135753I've never watched Coco before. Does she report actual news or is it just memes?
>>24135693they didn't actually apply, they posted a joke audition in order to get attention from the hololive fanbase and get tons of "OMG I HOPE YOU MAKE IT MY QUEEN!!!!!!" comments from their dedicated following.
>>24135731They switched places. Nintendo is very lenient and sony is the strict one now
Scissors bros rise up, today is our day!
>>24135711It actually looks lewder with the light beams... based sony upping the sex appeal.
>>24135753Already 6am in japan? This world is moving too fast
>>24135213That's a typo though? You can't write kson with kana
>>24135765today is the day of rock bros
>>24135761If you consider an update on her current sub count to be news, she's always got the latest news, friend. Yea, it's mostly just memes.
>>24134646its ironic this shithole barely contributes anything other than raw chaos yet I keep coming here. Hell, the only times I was actively looking for something in here was the soku threads, which according to the file dates, were late 2013I guess I can appreciate the fact that since we have no face to save or account to care for, we can find honesty among endless shitposts
>>24135761It's like pewnews and drama alert
>>24135761Both, also it seems it will be a special one today since it says 2.0, no idea what that means.
>>24135731I see you're a few years behind>Sony moved Playstation to California>shits fucked, vita no longer a viable option, every game has to be approved, legal documents in english a must even if the game is a nip only title>Nintendo saw the opportunity and became the new place for niche japanese game>switch dominates japan as sony becomes a western brand
Ora de la cabrona cantante
Rockbros, I'm ready to brofist Watame!
>>24135731Nintendo has been uncharacteristically down with the lewd anime games this gen. Once Sony moved its HQ to Cali more shit like this started to happen. I worry that the amount of pressure people put on companies to comply to shit will bleed more and more into Japan in the next 5-10 years. That is why I want you all to be ready when Funimation controls HoloEN and pushes Cover to get even the Japanese side to follow their guide lines. Crunchyroll is already moving in on Ai-chan now that it has taken a hit.Enjoy what you have while you have it anons. One day you will wake up in your 30s and everyone hates you and the things you love.
Watame should make a kids tv show
>>24135754there are bugs inside her because she eats them 24/7
SPIC BROS RISE UP
>>24135797She isn't?
Holy shit. We flying now
CHA LA! HEAD CHA LA!Based Sheep with the anison opening
Singing along with Watame!
wtf watame is pandering to SOPs...
Watame wants the spic audience
>>24135795>One day you will wake up in your 30s and everyone hates you and the things you love.that already is true though
>>24135797She's so tame her streams qualify as exactly that most of the times.
I feel Akirose will hijack the show again, how to beat MUSCLE?
>>24135792>this post just as she sings the biggest spic magnet song
>>24135761It used to be mostly memes, but lately it's just her jerking off over her newest sub count milestone and plugging things management probably asked her to mention.
>>24134646/hlg/ is as good as the golden age vtuber threads. I miss bullying siro
>>24135795To be fair, it doesn't help that Sony is basically failing everywhere outside of video games. There's probably huge pressure on them to make their games as successful as possible, so they feel the need to play it safe with censorship.Outside of vidya, their tech division is a failure and their movie division's single success in the past like 20 years has been a shitty spiderman adaptation.
im throwing paper its definitely a paper day
El Perro adeposidad...
https://files.catbox.moe/xmv1bx.webm
SPIC POSTING TIME
>>24135816With computer problems
>>24135469Would she do the legion route?
>>24135791>>24135795Yea, I haven't cared about console games for almost a decade now. That's pretty sad though, hopefully one day they can just both not pander to sjws and be based.
>>24135810I can't believe SOPs are the new EOPs...Finalmente, tiempo de que mi gente se levante...!
>>24135770Yeah, it was indeed a drunken typo but I saw a bunch of people on twitter being kind of wink-wink-nudge-nudge about it.
>>24135816Flex as hard as you possibly can and compare your muscles to the picture.
LA CABRONA LEGENDARIA
>>24135791I heard that Sony Pictures, the movie division, is in California. But i didn't know about the Playstation one. I always thought they had separate divisions for each market, like SCEE, Sony Computer Entertainment Europe, etc.
>>24135770ケイソン
>>24135137https://files.catbox.moe/u856yf.mp4
>>24135824>https://files.catbox.moe/xmv1bx.webmMarine is such a good entertainer
>>24135825Who's the Holo for spics?
>Dragon Ball OP into Dragon Ball Super OPwtf I love the sheep again
SOPs RISE UP
>>24135830>>24135835>When she stops trying to use broken English and uses broken Spanish insteadIs.. Is this was NTR feels like?
>>24135846Torre...
>>24135797It wouldn't surprise me if kids do watch her. Hell Pekora has got fanart from kids.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqTUYT_uVpc
>>24135846towa
>>24135818Last few episodes were thrown together in only a few hours which you can tell because she was streaming just a couple of hours earlier. She's had her mind set on the 2.0 for a while.
DRAGON BALL SUPAHEL GRANDE PADREESTO ES EL FIN
>>24135846Torre!
>>24135827She would pick the grandest oyaji, house.
This just prove Coco post here, she knew Watame would have played spic songs so she started spanish posting
>>24135853So Japan's gonna be overrun with smellfags 10-15 years from now?
The spic posting makes me laugh so hard idk what it is about this language
At least with EOPs I can read it... SOPs though...
>>24135853Those poor kids, that menhera Rabbit is going to taint them.
EL TIO DE TORREEL GRANDE OVEJAEL CONEJO BLANCO
>Hello my name is Alice Nakadashi, your brand new member of Hololive English. Please remember to address me as she/her when you talk to me in the chat!>I don't really sing, or draw, or play music, or speak Japanese, but I'm a HUGE Anime nerd and I love video games! I love Demon Slayer and My Hero Academia!>Today we're going to be doing another another League of Legends stream and tomorrow, we'll be back with some more Overwatch!>We've got a $50 superchat from "Jotaro's Armpit" thank you so much! "Can you please say 'pog my champ daddy?'">*Steamed Hams but it's dubbed by HololiveEN*>Why won't Coco or Korone collab with me....
ROCKBROS WW@
>>24135858Sora blanco !L-La cabrona calva !?
>>24135851>>24135859Tower...
>>24135137https://files.catbox.moe/jsk9al.webm
BROFIST WITH WATAME MY LIFE IS FULFILLED
PAPER WINS AGAIN
ROCKBROSVICTORY IS OURS
>>24135758https://youtu.be/zN42F2A2qOk?t=4445tun tun Towa
>>24135871BROFISTING LIKE NEVER BEFORE
>>24135836They shifted things around a few years ago, regional offices still exist but the main one is in california. I forgot the exact reassoning but it started as a purely bussines move, because the western market is bigger, but soon politics ideology and a whole lotta faggotry got involved
Las tijeras ganarán la próxima vez
>>24135794FELICIDADES HERMANO
>>24135870That sounds almost right. But I think they would have an interest in drawing and singing, it's very common among "nerdy" women. It's just that they wouldn't be very good at it.
>>24135881>>24135882scissorbros...
>>24135791The fuck, seriously?No wonder the company went so shit so suddenly. That whole state needs nuked.
>>24135880>ywn kiss your holo before her big concert and cheer her on
>>24135870kill it with fire
Artia..La bruja de hielo...
Ora de la dragona mattiniera
あさここ!
>>24135870You joke, but this is exactly the kind of people we're gonna get. Indo and china vtubers are already very close to this.
>>24135880isn't this a little too tall of a POV for Suisei's preferred type of boy?
>>24135906Kanata can fly.
>>24135880>original file on Pixiv is 6616 x 3721 pixelsI fucking adore it when artists release their shit in hugeass resolutions.
>>24135853>https://youtu.be/wqTUYT_uVpc?t=13Use my start time and close your eyes, just I M A G I N E
https://files.catbox.moe/xa9q93.mp4the saviour of hololive...
>>24135893Moona...
When I first watched Kanata during her DDLC stream, I thought her character was a trap because of the PPTenshi name and her cool voice
>>24135883Damn chat is filled with EOP's
>>24135870Jokes are meant to be funny anon ;__;
>>24135870I hate how you have to be an ironic otaku if you want to be marketable over here. Yeah, it's full of dumb shit, but so is everything.
>>24135870>Alice NakadashiKekHonestly the only way I would enjoy HoloEN is if they were a bunch of Pikamee clones
Everyone have their reclining posts copied and ready to paste?
I wonder how Coco actually feel about her singing abilities. She's been practicing a whole lot recently but how does she really feel being so behind the rest of PPTrio? Kanata is a diamond in the rough and Watame is pretty much a made idol. Does Coco do it just because it's expected of her, like for the inevitable fes, or does she actually want to get better at it?
Haachama......
spicbros we need to make some holo sing DAN DAN completely, so far only Watame, Towa, Luna and Miko have sang it but only the first few seconds...
>>24135911I wanna marry the duck
>>24135915I honestly forget Kanata is supposed to be a girl everytime I watch her.
pptenshis pee pee...
THE CHART HAS BEEN SUMMONED
>>24135926Does she even have strength to shake it?
>>24135870Pogchamp omegalul
>>24135925I'm waiting for Coco's inevitable fes 炎上 warmly!
>>24135926Why did she blur everything else out
>>24135915I think the boyish hair and heavy jacket that conceals her body were very deliberate design choices to match her default voice.
just when you thought the threads couldn't get more interestingwhat's next german?
>>24135940Maybe you could see her reflection in the glass
I can't believe they canceled asacoco...
>>24135896>ywn wake up next to your holo and witness her infinitely peaceful sleeping face as she asserts her ownership over one of your arms and breathes onto your chest
HERE IT COMES
>>24135926inb4 someone recognizes that vending machine and stalks her..
>>24135926shes desperate to puke out those chips
>>24135949Stop, please...
>>24135870This is making me realize that part of why we have so many quality vtubers is that japan pumps out failed idols like there's no fucking tomorrow.
>>24135911I mean not everyone can sing, i get that but they really should put more practice into dancing. Festival is so good compared to everyone else.
>>24135861>grandest oyaji, house.Mr.Newvegas exists
>>24135926>honey onions chicken chipssounds kind of gross desu
>>24135925She has a bad habit of getting crushed by stress to "do more, better" so I wouldn't be surprised if she feels really bad about it
Asacoco 2.0: It's green this time
>>24135933>Towa (Sociedad)Fuck I hadn't seen that one before
>>24135946Iofi does stream german lessons
>>24135893I'd find it endearing if they actually were interested, knew they aren't good at it, and were actually trying to improve. The thing is, I imagine that if they aren't good when they join, they won't improve because any obsessed fans would just blindly praise them.
Wooooow it's fucking green now
>>24135960Mr New Vegas is an AI program made by House.
>>24135933Due for an update with retired Mel. I don't know Spanish though...
>>24135926Why is she so helpless. I just want to hold her like a baby
>>24135949These are the kind of posts that make my day and heart ache...
>>24135896Anon don't hurt me like that
>>24135960Can't stream with radio and I'm sure the Japanese dub doesn't have Wayne Newton.
>>24135973She's back though
And back to ARK again, nothing fucking changes.
>>24135905Pretty sure that was literally digibrony's jew girlfriend's submission.
>asacoco 2.0>she still talks about ARK
>>24135976Why don't you have a seat right over here, anon
Time to see Aki suffering again
>>24135961It is.
>ARKInstant dislike.
new background and bgm, wow, great changes coco, you are a true inovator.
>>24135933>thread filled with spics who crawl out to listen to Dragonball music>no one still updated the chart despite having so many things that could be addedShame on you putos.
>>24135987it's not. her audition was "I'm kinda the big gay and I love Matsuri! I'm kinda a degenerate haha!!!!!"
Choco...
Sensei...
>>24135964Green tea Asacoco. Now with added oxidants.
Post more pictures like this please.
*dabs on choco*
>>24135973Sora also needs her new white hair form, mel can just be (acosada) form, the chinas, indos and the homos need to be added too.
>>24135973More like Mel(renacida)
>>24135995Bet she likes mass effect
Please... someone save Choco...
Sensei needs help
>>24135870this is a joke, this is not a documentarythis is a joke, this is not a documentarythis is a joke, this is not a documentarythis is a joke, this is not a documentary
>>24135946Good.Though german posting doesn't have that same feeling...
choco...
>>24135988>>24135996You misunderstand. It's ONLY about ARK now.
She really needs help.
Coco should have just took the old AsaMiko music since Miko isn't using it anymore.
Is asacoco family friendly now?
>>24135870inb4 Alice from /b/ becomes a vtuber
>this BGM
>>24136013>>24136014>>24136016Imagine if she spent all that time on singing lessons
oh she's doing her kson learning sessions lul
>>24136028She just said fuck live
>>24135870AsacocoEN
FUCK Ark
ha ha she said fuck supacha now!!!
>>24136028say that again
I prefer Korone's japanese study time tbdesu
asacoco? more like coco eikaiwa.
>>24136028Yes, especially with "fuck" being the first thing you see on the screen.
You can't just say fuck on the news
There is no "saving" one from ARK.ARK IS salvation itself.
>>24135968You mean like Haachama and her singing?
>>24136032imagine being sent to reeducation camp over a single livestream.
Stop saying fuck so much coco...
I want to fuck Coco's oppai
>>24136039Eh, kids are learning fuck younger and younger these days. Both the word and verb.
So she moved on from Mio to corrupting everyone else.
MIO IS CUTE AS FUCK
Am I watching kson?
so basically she's now gonna teach english to fill up time?
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Coco no
whorone?
It dissapoints me that there's not much Coco's paizuri
>>24136054Isn't that scary as fuck?
>>24136032Come here for a second, sweetie.
Artia isn't being sent to a re-education camp. She only has to take a class on how to behave in a livestream without insulting the glorious communist party
Im so sorry Rushia... Im so sorry that i masturbated to you Rushia...
>>24136061FUCKING CUTO
Tenshi time
>>24136079you disgust me.
Kanatan!
Stop advertising your wife, it's a conflict of interests
Stop advertising your wife Coco
>>24136071I legit can't lewd her.
>>24136079It's fine anon but you aren't allowed to fap to anyone else now
>Tenshi in the comments
I didn't know that 5日 could be read as ごにち until now.
ehhhh kusa
>>24136077>please forgive me glorious leader, I couldnt have known about tiananmen square without googling it first
>>24136010>El Zorrillo (Salvador de los homos)>Helado (Importada)>Alien (Hija Protegida)
>Coco doesn't showerNaisu desu ne
I am making a team to get Artia off the camp, what can you offer to the cause?
Coco is referring to this moment: https://files.catbox.moe/eatlwi.webm
>>24135922pikamee is one of a kind. there is no girl like her in the world anon
Kusa as fuck
>>24136064Coco needs an Adidas costume, then it can be.
Chad Coco converting the JOPs in to ESLs.
This is kusa as fuck
>>24136097I don't think it generally is but I don't live in 日本and she does so I didn't want to bring it up.
KUSA AS FUCK
>>24135933Why is EOP supported korone so strong?
>>24136096>>24136095thats gonna be a "kusa as fuck" from me
>>24136101>Tetris (Tetas)
>>24136103Towa would never do that.
>>24136095Why is she awake at 6am?
Kusa ass fuck
>>24136088now i want her to play isaac
Tellig
Tellig...
Coco just ruined stocks in BIG Kusa, get out now and invest in Kusa as Fuck
草ASFUCK
>AsaCoco is just gonna be Coco explaining middle school level cursing to the NipsYea I dunno, I wanted to give her another chance for this reboot but this is pretty dumb.
BITCH TIME BULLSHIT
>tellig
>>24136125You know why
>>24136117Have you seen her sub count in the last two months.
>teeligQuick, Haato, now is your chance!
Coco pls stop
>>24136106Cocochama...
Is Coco trying to get herself demonetized?
Bitch telling bullshit
I don't like this new version. Feels like she's trying too hard to be edgy now.
FUCK BITCH BITCH BITCH FUCK FUCK BITCH FUCK BITCH FUCK
>>24136146Gotta test out the limits
So im guessing that she converted the show to teach English,
>>24136125She'll be forced to be awake at this time anyway when they live together so she's getting a head start
HEY BITCH
>HEY BITCHFucking lost it
>>24136136We need ideas for asacoco
>>24136149She copying her roommate's streams
>worse BGM>english lessons>BUT NOW THE BACKGROUND IS GREEN Coco is a genius!
>>24136136They loved it with Mio. Quit being a monumental weeb and thinking Japan is anything special, it isn't.
>>24136125OKITE OKITE OKITE OKITE
>20.4k viewersInclining
>bitch telling bullshitum, narrative bros?
haha english funny
>can't find any news to save my life>time to just to kson stuff on asacoco from now on
WHO ARE THESE DIRECTED AT IS THE REAL QUESTION
>>24136149Kuso anon hating on Kusa moments
>>24136149Try looking at it from the perspective of a JOP who only knows some common english cuss words from movies and such.
In coco's stupid mind, the success of the haachama and mio collabs made her do this. Oh coco you stupid fuck
>>24136154こんにちは
BITCH TELLING BULLSHIT FUCK
She doesn't remember how to write 嘘.
Noel's left leg...
>>24136171Artia
>>24136171Towa...
Japs spamming fuck in the chat will never get old
>>24135933switch Zorro Blanco for La zorra (sin súper charla), put her on D or E and it's just a picture of her legs dangling
>>24136176do americans really
>>24136168>narrative brosmore like>Narrative Bitches Tellig Bullshit
naruhodo わかりやすーい
These are actually good explanations for the JOPs. She's better than most English teachers.
Scuffed Filthy Frank, I hate that bitch so much
>>24136136She talked about making a corner like this during that Mio collab because it was very well received, but honestly it's just not the same when she does it alone.
>>24136141>>24136153>>24136166That means there really is a chance of her appearing on the show live once she moves in with Coco. God that'd be so cute.
うしくそうそOk, that was pretty funny though, I'll keep watching
Unironically big brain, actually.
>>24136171Narrativefags
FUCK
Can't wait for the nips to unintentionally swear at all the EOPs and scare them away. Coco's a genius
>>24136193Smart dragon
>>24136186Women do but thats it
someone save coco...
>>24136193how the fuck to stop the dragon from corrupting people
>>24136190This
>>24136193That is pretty clever
>>24136177Is it bad this arouses me?
>>24136164What are you talking about I didn't say anything about Japan being special I just said these jokes are dumb. Stop thinking if you just say the word weeb you've won something. Didn't watch the Mio stream either.
>>24136181...is the cutest!
>>24136193>>24136194That's actually pretty good.
>>24136103So that's it, huh? They're some kinda suicide squad?
>>24136201Sup fag
i noticed i stopped watching chuubas and just post about them now
>>24136193>most basic pun>clever
>HoloEN girl gets a collab with HoloJP>HoloJP girl opens the stream with HEY BITCH
>>24136079you have to take responsibility now
nips are fast learners
>>24136193smoirt
>>24136221Thats her master plan.
FAQ is only the beginning
>>24136221I can hear Coco's voice as I read it.
>>24136210Of course they are fucking dumb. If you are looking for DEEP and meaningful streams you are in the wrong stream, the zatsudans are around the corner.
>>24135469Reminds me of the end of the Last Armageddon stream when she got the red carpet.
>>24136219I'll never understand people like you. Why talk about something you have zero investment in?
>>24136205You dontNext time she'll teaching japs traditional greetings like SUP FAGGOT and YO FRUITY BOY
>>24136221I approve
Watch Miko change her "hey man" to "hey bitch"
AsaCoco 2.0 is the end of Coco career.Literally the worst Holo content wise
Coco...
>>24136221just like Miko saying FUCK YOU when introducing herself to Risu and Moona
>>24136171The background is the answer.
so what's this new asacoco ver2?
>>24135491Don't you mean.... dogged a bullet? I'll see myself out.
>>24136228>Sinks Nintendo games to screw over HoloJP stream schedules>Teaches HoloJP swears so they can get HoloEN demonetizedWhat's her end game?
>>24136240>20k viewers>no dislikesYeah sure
>>24136244Is this a new ship?
>>24136233Doesn't need to be DEEP, just somewhat funnyうしくそ = うそ was good though, I'll watch again tomorrow
>>24136244
Not the first haafu on youtube with this type of humor, not the last.
>>24136240trying hard to remain contrarian, huh. youre cute.
>>24136244kek
>>24136244Akua...
The last time I had so much fun was when her membership stream started and we tried out all the words we could write with her emotes.Thank you COCO (as F..K)
Haachama... the pride of the Philippines
>>24136244I didn't even know Aquamarine was a color.
>>24136244woah...
>>24136245Less news, more curse words.
>>24134550>He wants to eat octopus so he gets takoyaki?Why not just eating an octopus carpaccio or something like that?
she's going for the low-hanging fruit and it's pretty lame. the first thing you learn about another language is the swears. why doesn't she engage more with her viewers like haachama but less degenerate?
>F U C K - M E>Fuck me!
How long until coco get banned?
This patch is shit. Asacoco 3.0 when?
>>24136286Tomorrow when she tries to teach them the word 'faggot' and SJWs demand that YouTube nuke her channel
Did Roboco post this gif anywhere? It's really cute.
>>24136296that would be so based I would akasupa
>>24136282S H I T B A G S H I T SHITBAG
i hope all of you are flagging coco for what she did to towa
>>24136277She's giving the Japanese audience what they want. Haato's English aspects are mostly aimed at engaging the English fanbase, but Coco's western audience is largely peripheral. She's selling herself as a big foreigner.
>>24136299I think she liked or retweeted it on twitter.
>>24136244Holy fuck
what 5ch has to say about that?
>>24136286Once YouTube employees actually get back to work instead of relying on meme bots. Hope she enjoys the time she has left
>>24136275That's too exotic for me. I only want one bite like a takoyaki. I'd sooner eat squid than octopus. And also I only ever eat takoyaki when I go eat ramen.
>>24136317They said it was grass as fuck
>>24136028this comment aged well
Is Coco still reclining?
>>24136322>Carpaccio>ExoticPff, yeah ok weeb.
>>24136320so never because youtube will only get bigger and no human or collection of humans can control it as is?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckbDPHtrhU
>relatable>memorable>usefulI have to say Coco is a natural genius at teaching.
>>24136317Also pretty split right nowSome people saying they don't care about learning EnglishOthers saying it's a good idea that makes use of her skillsetOthers pointing out that there was no real news, just dirty jokesSo pretty much like here
>>24136320It may be a good idea to make a sub channel in case something happens...But in the worst case her members can donate through her roommate's channel.
>>24136332I wish I was "reclining" like Coco.
>>24136342you forgot its kusa as fuck
So this is the only time she won't mention youtube, huh? Cute.
>>24136354あくあ...
bros i wanted to write a funny matsuri erotica but it ended up being a wholesome story and now i'm embarrassedbut here it ishttps://pastebin.com/atTaZWsW
>>24136345It's memes, anon. You don't get banned for cursing. At least not these particular curses. Ad revenue can take a hit but I don't think she cares with how much supas she gets.
Suisei should try to sing indonesia or flip song
I fucking hate this bitch
>>24136354Reddit pandering, nice
>>24136360what's the difference
https://youtu.be/9kQ2GtvDV3snakiri~
Coco basically had two options with asacoco since she can't drop it (just yet), either change the format to make it less demanding, or keep the format but make it only once a week or whatever.The former certainly is what nips want from her right now, but I don't really see it lasting long. Eventually she'll need to find another way to keep her audience engaged.
>>24136343Well Coco doesn't really have any news to speak of, that's true. Aside from Choco still being addicted and Kanata burning her in DR.
>>24136146>coco wants meme and translated clipsThere's one little problem. These "rude English" streams work better when she's collabing with another holo rather than doing it solo.
>>24136337Why do people translate to English when their understanding of English is so poor?
>>24136360https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webmi dont think it would go over well
>>24136354Baqua cucked again
>>24136357>"あばよ" She stepped into the elevator with a soft よいしょ and pressed one of the buttons with a soft よいしょ. Fubuki let out a soft よいしょ as the elevator doors closed, and Matsuri was alone.11/10 would read again
>>24136372Because not enough people bully them for it.
>>24136366Not gonna lie lads Suisei saved the video
>>24136337Why does it have to be Subaru who gets these abysmal translations...
>>24136363>used the name Okakoro since before they even had a presence on redditnice try newfag
>>24136357>>24136376>"話して!" she cried out, struggling in his grasp. "話して!"You meant to write 放して there btw
>>24136354Youtube-kun...
>>24136380Because (s)he is irrelevant
>>24136379https://files.catbox.moe/z0re4o.webm
>>24136384oh shit, thanks for pointing it out
>>24136374>>24136393You can't do this to the pride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5RQQWU6Xysapex againdropped
>>24136388Who's youtube going to crawl to after this? Miko used to get banned a lot, but I think that just made her hold a grudge.
>>24136357>Roberu walked all around the Hololive studio, looking for things to fuck her on. When he came, he yelled YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAH, and the sound echoed throughout the studios.My fucking sides.
Is it true that Coco only showers once a week?
>>24136404Kusa as fuck
>>24136368She talked a bit about the future of the program over her last few supacha readings. She does think not everyone will be on board with the new direction but she's fine with that because she recently realized that by forcing herself too hard she had been putting the cart before the horse.
How soon after HoloEN debuts will the HoloENs realize that the novelty of anime girls swearing comes from the fact that they are terrible at speaking English?
>>24136393what is wrong with this? the only thing I can nitpick is the bad audio quality and that she isn't good at dancing
>>24136418holoEN won't be swearing at all. it will be a wholesome and inclusive community.
>>24136343I think its fine but shouldnt be part of Asacoco . It should be part of her content. "Weekly english collabs" with a different hololive member.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrZtEACCwIUThis is gonna hit 1 million soon bros
>>24136423the first member of holoen is going to be that deer bitch from twitch
https://twitter.com/REDALiCE/status/1269746691617386496Grass as fuck.
>>24136418HoloEN will be family friendly entertainment, like Pikamee.
>>24136421>singing and dancing>"the sound is bad and the dancing is bad, but what's wrong with this?"it's just a cherry-picked clip that gets posted because it's bad
Guys, 10 bucks HoloEN will have the first black Hololive member.
>>24136424Literally exactly what some of them over there are saying tooお前も両方のスレを読んでるか
>>24136413Kanata confirmed.
>>24136425Why doesn't Subaru do more songs? Maybe she's waiting for a 3D performance to dance to?
>>24136436>the first black Hololive memberKanata...
>>24136221>>24136230>>24136238
>>24136416A lot of Coco's actual feelings and thoughts are always on her SC readings. No wonder she earns big cash there.
>>24136424I agree. The best part of her stream with Mio wasn't even the curse words. Having another holo trying to follow her explanations and making cute mistakes is what made it good. Plus, she's a really good teacher and I feel like many holos are actually interested in learning some basic English.
>>24136404As if our pure son(s) would want to touch Matsuri with a 10 foot pole.
I'm a little surprised Choco enjoys Apex as much as she does.
>you can take coco out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of cocosheeeit
>>24135474sora, despite being the OG idol tantou etc. is not actually a particularly strong singer
>>24136436if Hololive gets a black member, and as usual Fubuki and Matsuri have to collab with him,.... Iyger.....
>>24136357>"I take pride in what I do. You could call me The Pride of Holostars.">Matsuri swallowed hard. She couldn't tell if she was mocking Helga Gurlukovich, her friend that went by the name Suiseifucking lmao
Still no information when will holoEN debut?
NEW NARRATIVEArtia is in "hiatus" to take a little break before debuting as the fist holoEN member, CN Artia will be in a permanent state of hiatus
>>24136450I actually wish Coco Kaine was a real Holo.
>>24136358She got banned from streaming not long ago by mistake...
>>24136413imagine the smell...
>>24136357Matsuri is 150cm you doofus.
>>24136464>Don't talk to me or my son ever again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9zw0QF12KcFirst time listening to this song and I think I've fallen for Miko even more. What do I do bros?
>>24136464That part was really awkward, I'm glad they managed to play the whole thing as a joke but it was obvious festival was starting to go overboard.
>>24136496>What do I do bros?watch one of her current streams
>>24136496Membership
>>24136496You can start by becoming a member.
>>24135893I don't think he was describing an actual woman there anon
>>24136425I wish she made more singing videos or just covers. She takes vocal lessons even now and I love her voice so much.
>>24136496ask pecor for her personal information
>>24136464Maybe fans would be less intimidated if they made the holostars really small during collab streams. I want a tiny little Roberu standing on the table.
>>24136436>WHAT'S UP DUDES MY NAME IN ROCK KUSAKIMETSU A BRAND NEW HOLOSTAR ENGLISH MEMBER LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO DUDES>TODAY IT'S ANOTHER DRAGON BALL FIGHTERZ LIVE STREAM AND THEN WE'RE GONNA PLAY SOME FUCKING WARZONE BROOOOOSSSS>YEAH LET'S TALK ABOUT MY DUDE SAITAMA THOUGH, LIKE BRO, HE'S LIKE THE GOAL>literally every fucking zatsudan is bad attempts at freestyle rap, talking about naruto, demon slayer, and dragon ball
>>24136501I swear Roberu must have experience with drunk girls considering he was the one constantly having to defuse Matsuri.
>>24136475Honestly wouldn't be that bad of an idea she seems to like western streaming platforms more, the other CN girls are fine and proper CN but Artia always seemed more partial to twitch and YT (even though she couldn't stream there)Whatever happens to her I wish the best she was an interesting brat.
>>24136496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Md4zHQWJ8Listen to this cover if you haven't yet
>>24136125I got up both Saturday and Sunday at 6am to watch Pekora when I usually sleep until at least 2pm/3pm.I think my body is having a shock reaction to this change because I've felt fucked up these two days.
>>24136512I'm okay with this honestly. Black weebs may have entry level baby tastes but their enthusiasm is infectious.
>>24136464Is Hololive still an idol group, I don't think idols should have this close to proximity to men
>>24136512You forgot to throw in a "girugamesh!"
>>24136436Bro don't give hope to Korone...
>>24136512Black weebs can be pretty fun people Bertin being one of them.
>>24136512This would be kick ass to have as a HolostarsEN. What a bro. Roberu Yukoku status.
>>24136509
I'm worried
>>24136521I understand this pain as a korone fan. She streams so early in the morning and it's been a huge motivator to actually sleep at a decent time
>>24136512I might watch his fighting game streams if he's good. Would probably have to close the stream and watch something else when he starts giving his pleb opinions on anime though.
>>24136512Finally, a Holo who plays fighting games and can't get above Bronze Rank
>>24136337>recent scandal>Towa streamI thought JSLs were supposed to be the well informed ones.
>>24136512I unironically wouldn't mind this desu.
>>24136496Akasupa 350 bucks
>>24136515his character is literally a bartender
Please stop talking about the Holostars... they don't exist.. Matsuri has never talked to a guy... Holostars don't exist...
>>24136537Danchou...
>>24136125She felt remorse for missing Asamiko and didn't want to repeat the same mistake!
>>24136436>>24136512Can Japanese artists draw cute black characters though? They draw amazing brown boys/girls but their black characters tend to look silly.
>>24136464>>24136501https://youtu.be/PVzFI_uEnDs?t=149It actually was.
>>24136512>Etika comes back to life as a VtuberDon't give me hope...
>>24136537She doesn't give up
>>24136521Also fucked up my sleep pattern just to watch the rabbit play Fallout 4, Eurofriend. worth it
>>24136534Tenq, at this point I have like three iterations of this picture in different sizes.
CHAMPION ROBOCO!Seriously though, she needs to practice how to aim better.
>>24136512Sounds like he’d be fun to watch at least.
>>24136270>news
>>24136540Woolie?
>>24136512Sounds based.
>>24136512Sounds like a cool dudeWould join his lobby just to get thrashed
>>24136560Oga...
Yo Yo! Noel desu!
>>24136566I don't get why she never gets high views, she's so cozy and actually good at games.
What if the Holo EN guys start bothering the JP girls on twitter
>>24136564Definitely, I can rarely catch her streams during the weekdays so I'll be damned if I don't watch her weekend streams even if it kills me.And besides being awake at the break of dawn actually has me doing stuff the entire day rather than sleep it away.
>>24136512You're trying to be funny and ironic but that's appealing, none of them play fighters (smash doesn't count) and if you don't idolize Saitama's training ethic even a little you're sad, at least you should strive to do 10 push ups and 10 sit ups a day. Otaku need exercise to hell they need it more than any average person.
>>24136512black weebs are amazing. they're also naturally good at singing and dancing.
>>24136554poor tensei... now she's going to stay awake forever...
>>24136560>never seen the black chad from Baki>or the black chad captain whose name I forgot from Bleach>or ... alright that's literally the only two black characters I could think of off the top of my head but it's enough proof they can draw black men OK enough
>>24136559I thought Matsuri being a menhera was just a joke.
>>24136560Did you miss out on the whole pokemon skin color fiasco?
>>24136521I just take a 2-4h nap as soon as she's done, depending on other must-watch streams that might be happening
>>24136532he'd be a cripple black weeb since he wouldn't be able to make godlike live action content like some black weebs do.
>>24136554She probably couldn't sleep the day before because of her premiere, she's been playing Danganronpa late and only tweeted about missed call from Miko at like 4pm... She didn't even stream today. I hope everything's going to be fine tomorrow.
>>24136560>They draw amazing brown boys/girlsyou mean how they're like white characters except with brown skin? that's not to say i dislike it but yeah...
>>24135104he has a fucking tweet tracker or something. some anon posted it not too long ago.
>>24136520HOLY SHIT THANK YOU ANON
>>24136512This sounds pretty based actually.
>>24136606That's why they're good
>>24136512That sounds like peak american normalfag content and the replies to this are very disheartening.
>>24136512If only HoloEN would be like this, don't get my hopes up.
>>24136621What do you expect when half the people here are from /v/ and watch that kind of stuff?
>>24136512Don't forget that there might be a chance that they would talk about the current events.
>>24136560The problem is that people get mad when somebody draws an anime character and just makes their skin dark, but they also get mad when you accentuate their features. You can draw Chinese, Japanese, and Europeans all the same way, and nobody bats an eye. When anime is actually trying to portray that somebody's an American, they give them a big nose, long jaw, and blonde hair, but nobody cares if you just give a normal character an American name either.
>>24136368>The former certainly is what nips want from her right now, but I don't really see it lasting long.English lessons weekly instead of daily would be a better move
ngl black weeb streamers are genuinely fun to watch. i feel like every gateway to otaku culture for black ppl is fighting games
>>24136583She's just very chill. Pleasant when you give her a chance but doesn't quite stick out immediately. Back in the day there was quite a bit of buildup to her debut, especially with how they made her 'hijack' Sora's stream but then her actual debut was just a stream of her meekly sitting there playing Fortnite or something.
JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>24136621>American content for the American branchYou don't say?
Do you need to have singing talent to be HoloEN?
>>24136642nata de coco bros....
>>24136642Kanata is taken
>>24136642Helga...
>>24136621probably same retards that enjoy "manga reactions" videos from said nigs
>>24136646Ideally, but Risu was the only ID that could sing.
Honestly the reason I like niji so much more than holo is because holos always have those cringe ass voices. Coco, Pekora, Miko, Haato, Masturi, etc just sound like fucking love live characters. Sure you get the rare decent voice like Towa or Aki, but as a whole they're just a pain to listen to.Nijisanji girls just sound so much natural and appealing.
>>24136629But then what to do in its stead to reduce the workload?
>>24136646you need to have proof that you know how to consistently put out content. That content can be anything assuming it would still be doable as a vtuber.
>>24136646It’s one of the skills they’re looking for.
>>24136642
>>24136660Please don't use Lulu to shitpost
>>24136660okay
>>24136660NIji designs are boring as fuck though
>>24136642Susei...
>>24136621people unironically artiaposting should tell you all you need to know about what this place has become.
>>24136660What's her name again?
Fuck these backstories always get me. That's it I'm devoting my whole life to Miko
>>24136626Who the fuck cares about what's going in America? I'm sure they just wanna have fun and play vidya and nothing to do with the annoying shit.
>>24136621They're Reddit tourists who probably unironically watch and enjoy anitubers
>>24136646you need to know country roads perfectly
>>24136660Haha, it's Lulu!
Nijisanji is jealous of Hololive.The popularity of Nijisanji has been overtaken by Hololive, and they're in a great hurry.But the fans of Hololive don't care about that.I will continue to proudly love Captain Marin's anus.
>>24136676And now she's hit 300k...I'll always love Miko.
>>24136660>What I like about Niji is that they put in no effortOkay.
>>24136660>the rare decent voice like Towathe man with no taste
So how many of you fags were in the /a/ thread.
>>24136676I'm kind of glad we're back in the time loop. Haven't read a miko newbie post like this in a long time.
>>24136676Miko had a hard life.
>>24136680most people can't help themselves, if they posted about it online it'd be something like >I know this is breaking character, but I have to be serious for a moment (talks about current event)like most "gimmick" twitter accounts end up doing whenever something major is happening in America.
I love hololives.Because they're all pretty and I get an erection when I look at them.I spend my evenings ejaculating while watching them.I love Captain Marin's anus.
>>24136660That's some serious non-Euclidean geometry going on with her right hand. As expected of Lulu.
wake me up
>>24136676>Literally became miss worldwilde because English>Don't speak English35p everyone
>>24136690Why would I want to talk about this shit elsewhere? Why do you even know there was a thread there?
>>24136690I haven't visited /a/ in half a decade, fuck those mods
>>24136676From doing lewd ASMR to being a popular vtuber.
What the fuck happened to Asacoco?
>>24136676Thanks for supporting Mikochi
>>24136676Please watch Aki, her most popular video just reached 100k views the other day. Even Choco has 190k on her most popular video.
wake me up inside...
>>24136690>minimal doxxposting>minimal narrativefagging
>>24136695Surely they'd be told by management not to comment on political stuff because it would only cause problems and not actually do anything positive for their channel right? I mean the holos we watch now didn't all give public service announcements about the Corona virus, unless you count Miko making jokes about staying the fuck home in GTAV ...right?
>>24136701>>Don't speak EnglishThat's not what it says desu
>>24136710Tell me about Aki, what entertaining things does she do?
>>24136715Mio is actually a robot because no girl could ever be that perfect.
>>24136680I'm sure they'd be pressured to by their predominantly American audience. People going "come on man, you have a platform with tons of followers, please don't be silent or else you're complicit!" and it'd eventually make them cave in. It happens to every remotely popular content creator.
>>24136720Streams while she's in her bathtub and drunk
>>24136690I posted a single haato image
>>24136716Miko stole Luna's line!
>>24136642So cute. They'll have a duet utawaku at 2200 tomorrow, gonna be so great. But Kanata's schedule looks pretty barren otherwise...
>>24136710You didn't even link nekoze punch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fqjcg2uRYsBut seriously, how do we save Aki? Bigger tits?
>>24136690I haven't been on /a/ in a while, but what the fuck are the mods doing that they allowed a thread like that? Have things really gotten that bad there?
>>24136725does she sell the bathwater?
>>24136720Get drunk.
>>24136731No more ARK, please Aki.
>>24136725So, Tsukino Mito but an alcoholic?
>>24136720Gaming chair assembly ASMR.
>>24136732Hologura is technically anime.
>>24136707AsaCoco Lite, she no longer needs sleeping pills. Good for her.
So Miko got famous and successful just because she said nigger? What a clown world...
What's the deal with Sora?She's more idol-like than everyone else but I barely see her other than off-hand commentsAlso her dancing skills blow everyone else out of the water, her featured video is so fun
>>24136710She has some great ASMR videos. There's one where she cleans the dishes. She's also a great singer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN0KT2ABM10
>>24136747Its okay as long as a cute girl does it.
>>24135428Wait wtf happened to Artia? Ive been out for a few days
>>24136748She is pretty much an actual idol.
>>24136731>Aki was still going through the comments a few days ago to like themAki...
>>24136692It's kinda heartwaming to read people discovering your favorites and falling in love for the first time. I always try to write about my discoveries too, maybe it makes someone happy as well.
>>24136660I winder why all of the popular holos use annoying fake voices 100% of the time and those using their real voice get minimal attention
>>24136716Never underestimate the western fetishization of virtue signaling.
>>24136690There was an /a/ thread? Was it cash money?
>>24136748Sora unfortunately is too good for Hololive so the other girls are threatened by her presence and try to avoid her at all costs.The only girl to ever talk shit to Sora was Chris. And we all know what happened there.
>>24136752She talked shit about Choco so Choco get her deported back to China. Artia won’t be able to stream for a while as a result.
>>24136706The massive amount of lewd ASMR stuff for sale on DLSite must mean there are hundreds of girls in Japan who are doing that stuff and could in the future become V-tubers or Seiyuu. One day somebody will manage to find some lewd ASMR that one of the girls did in the past for sure.
>>24136743I'll take that as a yes.
>>24136515I have the feeling that this kind of situations of Matsuri having mental breakdowns happen quite often off-stream
>>24136560 >>24136627Just give them fuller lips.Not the comical Popo lips where it's basically a rounded outline around the mouth, but some proper plush ones.
>>24136745She did say she'd take it easier.But the week hiatus she took also showed her numbers take a nosedive when she doesn't do Asacoco.I wonder if this new format will be nearly as successful. I wouldn't be surprised if she pulled a 180 after seeing her grow stunted
>>24136731Thanks for this akibro. ASMR is nice for curing the feeling of loneliness.
>>24136690I posted "fuck you" with a Miko picture and leaved
>>24136772Like Miko. That's what he's saying, Miko used her unsexy short tongue to do lewd ASMR.
>>24136773>【アニメ】
>>24136757>Acknowledged her low viewership and sub numbers in her 2 year anniversary and said that she didn't care and would keep going Aki is so strong...
>>24136772I'm pretty sure it's been confirmed Miko's been a VA for a VN before
>>24136676Eh you'll be gone the next time she plays some boring galge and VN anyway instead of your favorite dudebro shooters, and yes I'm gatekeeping you.
>>24136627Just hire a black artist. Then, if anyone complains, they can't pull the race card because the artist is black
>>24136766Sora collabs a lot with AZKi tho.>>24136763Got shitty by the end, "muh simps idolizing 3D whores" shitposting started.
>>24136784Just take it easy Coco
>>24136795I bet Aki is the type girl to say she doesn't care, but behind the scenes she uses her senpai privileged to harass and molest her kouhai.I be she's had her fist inside most of the later gen girls.
>>24136772Miko has done quite a bit of lewd stuff before she became Miko.
>>24136806Towa...
>>24136757>>24136795I've tried to watch her a couple of times but she just can't hold my interest. The weirdest thing is, I can't really explain why.
>>24136716>not to comment on political stuffsee if they tried to give that excuse they'd get swarmed with "*group* RIGHTS IS NOT A POLITICAL THING, IT'S A HUMAN RIGHTS THING! THAT'S IT #HOLOLIVEISOVER!!!!!!!!!" it's literally a damned if you do, damned if you don't situation they find themselves in with situations like this. If they don't do anything, people will attack them for not using their following to "make change," if they say "we can't comment on political matters" they'll get attacked for attempting to avoid it, and if they say anything they'll get attacked for commenting on it and their channel won't actually benefit from virtue signalling either. This is why HoloEN is a very risky move, since it'd be near impossible for them to avoid a situation like that and they can't pull a "Trans rights, what's that" moment like Coco since people would already assume they are actually American and would know these issues.
>kanatas freshly posted schedule has chamatan slated for the 11thwe're gonna make it haatons
>>24136803AZKi isn't hololive.
>>24136792>unsexy
to be honest, the worst part about Aki is that it's difficult to define what she does without "she drinks a lot"
>>24136370Towa APEX champion...
Just saw some videos about the Matsuri and Hoshikawa stuff and damn it was painfull to watch
>>24136812Yeah like starred in some lesbos AV with Pekora together...
>>24136815Uh no. They just ignore it and have mods ban anyone who repeatedly brings up politics.Nobody condemns Pewdiepie when he doesn't comment on politics. It's only when he started making stupid jokes that western media and Youtube shit the bed.
>>24136793I didn't say you were wrong about that. I'm saying that's a ridiculous justification. That's like saying it's okay to discuss FF7 on /a/ because Advent Children is technically anime.
>>24136839festival....
>>24136840Pekora and Miko stole lesbianism from Korone. She was gonna be in a lesbian AV but then they did it first so she can't now.
>>24136824Isn't that most girls though?>Haato is that girl who is stupid a lot>Towa is that girl who just plays by herself a lot>Choco just plays ARK a lot>Pekora just makes funny peko noises and is stupid
>>24136824I hate to use the phrase but she is super chill. She also has a soothing voice, it's a shame she is currently stuck in the endless Ark void with Choco.
>>24136848Narrative bros is this true? Is history repeating itself?
>>24136795>Aki's long downtime when she first debuted virtually has her start off at Gen 2.5 and fall far behind>Comes back into gear just in time for the big demonitization of vtubers>Aki powers through it all, just wants to have fun>All of the earlier Gens graduate, Aki is the last remaining Gen 1>Choco and Aki continue to live comfy with more than enough superchats doing ASMR and playing ARK
How do I get her to go on a date with me?
>No Anemachi>has to talk to Kanata until the morning.Sui...
>>24136815Not really.Nobody gives a shit about random baseball played because he didn't say anything about politics. He's literally ignored and nobody even brings him up.
>>24136854Feet
>>24136816Thursdays are dedicated Chamatan days, nice. Can't wait to see what new horrible hilarious idea they'll come up with this time.
>>24136854challenge her
mel shouldn’t have seduced those geezers i won’t forgive her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkGvRvyEItMSo this is the pride of hololive...
Just got back from a piss speedrun. Did Towa fuck up again?
>>24136854Have a six pack
>>24136854Take her BIG RED HEART
>>24136512>First Holo chuuba to do exercising tutorials for weebs to get beefedSounds based, and if he's good at fightan even more reason to start getting gains.
The weak should fear the strong.
How many disabled holos are there?PPT is deaf from one earHaachama is retardedMiko have a speech impediment and short tongueMatsuri have clinical depression
>>24136849yeah but they have funny moments as an example of it, I can't remember a single Aki moment other than her bathtub ASMR or Mukirose>>24136852please don't open if you're a sensitive person https://files.catbox.moe/mmybt5.webm
say hello to your holoEN'shttps://www.twitch.tv/himepen
>>24136849Aki is a crying cunt tho
>>24136866She was playing with herself in front of listener-san.
puke idol
>>24136864>I am still looking for bloof
>>24136873okayu is fatkorone is a single mom
>>24136871
>>24136873Korone has postpartum depressionOkayu has stockholm syndrome
>>24136870>Gym bro chuuba who does exercise classes and dietary adviceHolostarsEN would be pretty cool.
>>24136873Towa is socially retarded
>>24136873they are all menhera
>>24136873Fubuki has autismCoco is american
>>24136864This is such a Haato song. The typos, the low resolution, the way the video just ends. I love it.
>>24136873Flare has autism
who does this represent the most? korosan?
>>24136875Always reply to mikoboat posters
>>24136876>that accentoh god no. thats disgusting.
>>24136873Noel has schizophrenia and I recall people saying she had the same ear thing as Kanata but that was probably a narrative
>>24136885>Depression that occurs after childbirth.>Those who develop postpartum depression are at greater risk of developing major depression later on in life.>Symptoms might include insomnia, loss of appetite, intense irritability, and difficulty bonding with the baby.>Untreated, the condition may last months or longer. Treatment can include counseling, antidepressants, or hormone therapy.Huh.
>>24136873towa is a nigger
>>24136876Green one sounds good, she could use more pixels though
>>24136873Aqua is a dwarf
I love these idols
>>24136875>https://files.catbox.moe/mmybt5.webmjesus christ, bro. you're gonna get banned.
>>24136894Your favorite one
This thread is fucking gayA-ahoy
>>24136894FBK...
>>24136815Sounds like an exaggeration to me. Just say this is not the place for that discussion and your stream is just for people to have fun watching. Anyone still trying to force it after that would only be making themselves look like a real asshole.
>>24136898>Narrative (true)>True (narrative)Retard
>>24136883can u call urself a single mom when u dont have custody
>>24136873Sources on the deaf PPT narrative?
>>24136887If the average American male was a vtuber>baseball cap>sun glasses>beard>likes hunting, american football and nascarYeah holostarsEN would be "based"
>>24136892>the way the video just endsFull version sometime next month
>>24136894Any answer other than Noel is inherently wrong.
>>24136898>I recall people saying she had the same ear thing as Kanata but that was probably a narrativeThat one was true dumbo and her condition is worse than kanata's
So is she REALLY enjoying playing FPS games? Or does she fake it because she knows that's her niche now?
>>24136894Korone...Noel...
>>24136914>narrativeI wish
>>24136894Everyone except Towa, who is a normie
>>24136690Anyone got an archive link? I missed it.
>>24136701Reminds me a funny moment during the doom stream where Miko was stuck at one part for a while and a EOP told fellow EOPs not to spam F when she dies so Miko can read tips from JOPs.Miko dies.JOPs start spamming F.
>>24136816I remember a Hoshikawa member saying there's a Haato Hoshikawa collab on the 10th (I think?). Could someone confirm?
>>24136894does it have roachesif so, yes
>>24136914https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK2Aj8ijMKI
>>24136894She looks like Hana.
>>24136921faking it since those twitter vids blew up, obviously cashing in while its hot
Who was the one that couldn't hold a normal job? noel right? can some narrativebro confirm?
>>24136921The irony is that Miko has been playing FPS since the beginning of her career.
>>24136914It’s just one ear and she’s not deaf yet, it could take years.
>>24134477>stuck on chinktube>cant get monetized on twitch>can only stream on twitch once a month if she uses the first 2 hours to shill for chinktube
>>24136911>Sounds like an exaggeration to me. Just say this is not the place for that discussion and your stream is just for people to have fun watching. Anyone still trying to force it after that would only be making themselves look like a real asshole.Have you been to California?
>>24136940Narrative bro here, yup it's true.
>>24136731>1:07-1:13My heart>1:14My heart's sides
How much does Kaoru actually know about makeup?
>>24136930>>>/a/204124925
>>24136784I’ve loved her Morning Shitpost in the past, but lately I’m more interested in her Zatsudans. Even her Superchat reading is quality content.
>>24136940Luna, she has some personality disorder and can't socialize with anyone, so she tends to get fired pretty quickly
>>24136940>Who was the one that couldn't hold a normal job?All of them except coco, who could hold a normal job but doesn't want to
>>24136436>black girls vtubinglol, you mean HolostarsEN
>>24136948Quite a lot from what I can tell, he had a stream talking about makeup recentlyhttps://youtu.be/bZ9L81Z0NmQ
>>24136921I think she enjoys the western action games in general, not necessarily FPS specifically. She really seemed to enjoy the Modern Warfare games, she struggled with Doom but I think that's because she's not used to keyboard and mouse controls and Doom is a pretty hard FPS for somebody who is new to M&KB to play, it requires a lot of simultaneous input because it's fast paced.
>>24136938Good I wasn't the only one that thought that.
>>24136915>We will finally get Gun Range ASMRHoloEN's version of Kaoru sounds ultra based.
>>24136873I don't think Miko has a speech impediment, she just speaks like a cute retard for the screen
>>24136949Lelouch is here isn't he? What a fucking shit taste cunt.
>>24136940Nah. It was Aqua. She would walk around with a ladder slapping people.
>>24136956? What's your post supposed to mean?
>>24136914Bro...
>>24136921why would she play DOOM for almost 7hours while saying "I'm gonna stop soon" if she didn't like it? if it wasn't for asamikosunday she would have finished the game in one stream
>>24136907Ahoy~
>>24136964Really? Lelouch, neck yourself if you read this you cunt.
>this board has literal 1 month old threadsJesus christ
>>24136921I'm not entirely sure why but Miko comes off as being pretty authentic. I think even if she isn't enjoying whatever game she's playing at the moment she's enjoying streaming.
>>24136873The girl you see here suffers from a severe case of Menheranism.You can help TODAY by becoming a member of the famili and donating 1 akasupa per week.
No Hololive member will ever top this song...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2wdu1ndmmI
>>24136857I'd argue that content creators have to deal with that type of shit more than sports players. Since content creation like art, music, whatever is seen as more influential towards how people think and things like youtubers are also associated with younger and more impressionable audiences as well. Because of that people are more demanding for someone like Coco to say "trans rights" compared to some rando outfield player on a mid tier baseball team, since Coco's work is more reliant on the voice and personality and the audience she attracts would be more inclined to listen to her opinions compared to a baseball player who is only seen as another body on the field.
>>24136959Going from CoD to Doom is a massive leap, two completely different games only thing in common is that they are both FPSs.
>>24136436100 bucks it'll also have the first white member.
>>24136931it's funny how you always see post here saying "EOPs do nothing but spam shit" when the nips do the same all the time
>>24135830Pekora es la mejor parrilla.>>24136690It went to full shitpost real quick, so I came over here.
>>24136876Looks and sounds cute, wouldn't mind if HoloEN poached her, but yeah the left one could use some more of them pixels.
>>24136977/jp/ is a comfy board with comfy threadsthis is the only one that moves at the pace of the faster boards
>>24136977Not that much new to talk about regarding 2hus. Even if ZUN planned to release a new game this year he couldn't because of the 'rona.
>>24136915 >>24136962>Oheyo, Hikokko Fortyfiveu here.
>>24136937PPT... I want to hug her
>>24136982That debiru is healed.
>>24136982god damn that image is too fucking cute
https://youtu.be/pkGvRvyEItMwhy didn't anyone tell me this came out
>>24136988It depends on the type of stream.
amo a la oveja!!!
>>24136876字幕はどこにあるのか
>>24137003It's the short version that's also up on Twitter
>>24136999999, the number of the angel
>>24136921Miko finished MW1 and MW2 and half of DOOM just in a span of a week, you can't fake that shit if you're not enjoying it. Also I really didn't think she'd play MW2 literally the next day after finishing MW1, but there she is.
https://twitter.com/kiryucoco/status/1269756857045839872
>>24136994This thread moves faster than the threads on faster boards.
>>24136998https://youtu.be/E8VHS3Z52vs
>>24136983That would be cuter if she did it more seriously.Bad engrish is cute because they're to do it and just failing miserably. When they're doing it ironicly like her its not nearly as cute.
>>24137003haachamavomiting.gif
https://streamable.com/h2aufpIf you haven't already seen it, please be sure to check out Watame's cover of Haneuma Rider. I think it's pretty fantastic! Watame deserves more love.
>>24136963But Pekora said she got bullied for her voice in high school
>>24136998I want her to be happy and enjoy music as much as possible
>>24137013i was geniuenly shocked at how fast this thread was, it goes as fast or faster than /a/ whenever something big happens in their medium (probably /v/ too but i don't use that board)
>>24137003I am still looking for proof.Am I good enough for you?
>>24137003Remember when Haato could sing decently?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8TnOhIxN90
>>24136560>Can Japanese artists draw cute black characters though?Make them a monstergirl to avoid the headache. for example a blue skin alien or a mummy girl
>>24137020https://youtu.be/H3KvMgoA1C4
>>24136977You think that's slow? Check out /po/. Man, I haven't been there since forever.
>>24136915>shotgun ASMR>talking about how if any niggers show up on his property he'll shoot themYeah super based
>>24137012Based Kaichou
>>24137003I've posted in every thread since it released...
Pekora...
>>24137011I think she actually wanted to play Ark first before jumping into MW2 but Ark was down. Probably the reason why she went with Doom instead of MW3 is to avoid COD fatigue.
>>24136949I thougt threads on /a/ are much better than here, but it's just the same but with less anger.
Probably late but this made me borderline puke.
https://youtu.be/kH7msPLVW_kreminder this is what your waifu is subjected to during every 3d debut
>>24137013>>24137024At this point holo threads might as well be considered chatrooms instead of imageboards.
>>24137027no because thats autotuned
>>24137043gonna need a source then.
>>24137043s-sugoi
>>24137043Delete this
>>24137042What were you expecting from one of the worst boards on the site?
>>24137043What the FUCK was that you filthy animal
>>24137027Ahh yes, the good old days. Classic.
>>24137045I don't think they need the suits anymore
>>24136876The one that sounds British doesn't seem so badIf that's not a British accent I apologize I'm 'murrican so I don't know for sure
Artia stream in 10 minutes!
>>24137043Luna ryona ASMR when?I want to listen to Luna getting beat up and drowned
I love you Rushia...
>>24137027I actually like her singing in red heart
>>24137038you should have hit me up on the other site earlier...
These threads sure are being cleaned up faster than before.
>>241370462000 image limit so I can have images with every single post when
Artia...
https://youtu.be/gecoCCKURnwProbably late but cant wait for all the EOP's using our lingo's without context.
>>24137034There's a reason why she uses this as her OP.
>>24137065Based
>>24137027Maybe if your example didn't digitize her voice
>>24137069Based mods as always
>>24137072she was about to explode in popularity on twitch but her chink manager ruined it
>>24136876why do brit anime girls sound so much better than mutts?
>>24137011She uses a fake voice so why wouldn't she be able to fake enjoyment of games?
>>24137024It's just sheer numbers, we have about twice the number of unique IPs as big threads like /a/'s /snk/ or /vg/'s /fgoalter/
>>24136921I seriously doubt she doesn't enjoy playing fpsshe really enjoyed MW2. Watch the end of the campaign if you don't believe me.
>>24137070They limited the threads to 2k because we were killing the site, I think more images would actually kill the site.
>>24137060Don't do to me anon, I'm legit worried for my wife.I'm about to an hero myself and take Xi down with me.
Artia peeing asmr
>>24137090poor hiroshimoot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j84IEsVYGyEBeing a collab does this also make it the closest a holostar has to 1m views?
>>24137053I haven't been on /a/ for months, I only reason I still stuck around in the first place was for the rare comfy Kemono Friends thread.
so what happened to the chink holosomeone update me
>/a/utists fell for screenshot narrativefag
>>24137086Brits have a different accent for every street, your bound to get a good one or two.
>>24136963she has a small lisp and mixes words together a lot, it gets noticeable when she's more focused on playing rather than on what's she's trying to say
>>24137099Iyger...
Lads I feel bad thinking about the future. Once this quarantine is over I won't have time to watch the girls...
>>24137107This. It's was pretty dang cute when I started to notice it.
>>24137094God I just want to watch her stream all day, inside and outside the toilet.
hook nose shit is disgustingand I am an ntr fag
>>24137093I'm sure that she's fine, just taking a break...
>>24137094I'm so glad Artia became the piss queen so that Matsuri can finally step outside of her box and evolve as an entertainer.
>>24137102One of her family members passed away so she's heading back to China for their funeral or whatever. She hopes to get back to streaming before autumn because with covid and everything she might get held up. t.from Atria discord.
>>24137109We haven't even seen Corona's final form.
>>24137109I still have 3 more months of government sponsored unemployment to spend with the Holos.After that, the future looks bleak, but I try not to think about it.
>>24137090Yea, I know.Shit sucks
Why are pre-gen 3 hologirls so fucking boring, barring a few exceptions?
Anons, how would you feel if us spics claimed your chuuba as ours and she became a SOP magnet?
matsuri is gross stop posting her
>>24137117Can you even enter China right now with all the travel restrictions?
>>24137109Don't be discouraged. Watch whatever you can live and fill in your time with archived videos.
>>24137094I want her to angry pee directly into my mouth
>>24137123Torre...
>>24137109>he's not working remotelyyikes
>>24137056Studio motion tracking hasn't changed all that much. Most of the improvements have been on the software side.
>>24137117Wow, streaming on twitch kills people.
>>24137117why did she have to sell her computer?
>>24137109As a full time NEET I honestly can't wait.
>>24137122You shut your mouth, Haato is lovely.
>>24137122whatre your exceptions anon enlighten usi mean you're not wrong
>>24137109I've been doing the home office thing for the last month, been trying to watch streams on my phone but it's generally too distracting and I'm at a point where I can't afford to slack off.
>>24137135kek sally
>>24137057>>24137086The brit-sounding one is just using her normal voice, the other one is putting on an accent. The accent could be slightly better, but if it sounds ridiculous, you should know that's how anime voice acting also sounds to regular Japanese, akin to how English cartoons also have voices that would sound ridiculous in real life.
>>24137072I'm gonna miss that ugly creature
>>24137004It doesn't depend on shit, while culturally Japanese are different from Americans etc. we're all still humans and in the end Japanese viewers are inherently no different from western one the only difference is language.lol and lmao become ww and 草F and RIP become あ and あつcute becomes かわいいand everyone no matter the country spams chat, simple as.
>>24137142Haachama, Matsuri and Aqua.
>>24137123basado y pastillarojado
>>24137145Sally...Please get poached by HoloEN...
>>24134841>Join a smaller hololive discord>It's entirely ESL doxxing shipping coomers
>>24137135What are the odds the software fails and they dox themselves?
>>24137135haha it's sally da!
>>24136914I wish she was lying anon, I really do. I really wish she was just making everything up about being sick and poor and lonely and hating her voice and her life in general. I wish she was just milking paypigs for money with that and was actually a happy person with no problems in life, who just enjoys singing and being friends with her colleagues.
Has Pekora ever played Ringfit?
>>24137109Any non retarded country would already be done with the quarantine by now bro.
>>24137003Why didn't you watch her stream where she released it?What part of "オリジナルソングを、みんなに聞いてほしい!!!!!ただそれだけだ!!!絶対に見に来てね!!!!!おねがい!!!"was so hard? You monster.
>>24136646>Do you need to have singing talent to be HoloEN?Karaoke is kind of a big deal so .......Maybe not well but you definitely need no qualms against it
>>24137094Kanata ASMR but she only ever speaks in one of your ears.
>>24136958Damn, Kaoru's pretty trendy. You think he gets fancy before he goes out with the boys?
>>24137087Because Miko's clearly much more authentic and genuine than (You)r favorite holo, who is a fake through and through :)
>>24137160I mean she has a job with a good income and made friends in hololive she’s not doing that bad.
>>24137158>it's it's sally
Artia graced our dark world with her light for two wonderful days, and then was never seen again. The brightest stars always burn out the fastest.
the only good singers at Hololive are Watame and Suisei
>>24137126You can just ask normally, no need to be coy about it.
>>24135870>I don't really sing, or draw, or play music, or speak Japanese, but I'm a HUGE Anime nerd and I love video games! I love Demon Slayer and My Hero Academia!Other than the speak Japanese part this describes all the Gamers girls and a bunch of the others, including Aqua. Nice double standards.
>>24136646Lolno, but you have to be willing to do karaoke.I mean fuck, NOEL of all people got in HoloJP of all places wwww
>>24137178towa is a great singer moranand aqua is good too
>>24137148This doesn't change my point. Yes every culture spams, but there's a different distribution and percentage of it between types of streams. In zatsudan streams, there's a larger amount of comments "talking" to the vtuber with sentences and barely any spam until something cute or funny happens then you get your kusas and your kawaiis. In video game streams that feature heavy gameplay, you get more comments that are spam. The vtuber isn't going to be reading the chat too much after all.
>>24137183Literally Coco
why do you reply to yourself loser it's so obvious it's pathetic
>>24137135Damn nice shot, I was hopping to see something like this, I guess Aqua really is a goblin, it seems the height of 22/7 is pretty close to their CV counterpartsConfirms that 3D collabs with Coco will be hilarity with all the midgets running around her.
>>24137191Schizochama?!
>>24137191passive aggressiveness is more pathetic than samefagging
Imagine the taste of Artia's salty, unwashed, and sweaty armpits after days of not showering, the fact that her armpits are not exposed in her outfit only makes me hornier
>>24137175Yes, she is shining brightly and is in a better spot than ever now. I want to enjoy watching her living her dream for as long as it lasts.
What are the chances we don’t get just EOPs for holoEN? I’m mean someone like ValkyrieAurora who barely gets 20k views would be much more successful as a vtuber.Plus they could do collabs with holoJP
GET FUCKED ARTIAFAGS, TWITCHFAGS, CHINESEFAGS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>24137177I'd laugh so hard if she quit HoloCN and rejoined as a HoloEN
>>24137204Do you think she'd do a 'blind' stream of DoD/Nier and pretend to be surprised by everything?
>>24137204I'm 90% sure they're going to exclusively pick up JSLs for holoenat worst, they'll have 1 weeb girl who can at least speak 'some' japanese
>>24137162She played it with Miko once. I'm sure she probably plays it on her own too. I remember hearing about her playing it for one of her membership streams. She can't play it now though...
>>24137190Lurk more
>>24137201she's gonna melt if you do that!
>>24137205based
>>24137208Didn't Luna do that with Dark souls? Said it was her first time and then chain backstabbed a black knight without taking a single hit?
>>24137208no reason not to, it just works.
reminder that sally is the original coco
>>24137223Luna is just a hardcore gamer anon.
>>24137211Would make sense considering they chose IDs that are JSLs or at least speak a little bit of Nip.
https://youtu.be/b-wjbRbmIvgkusa as fuck
>>24137109I have been holed on my room for 4 months watching the holos and "working" from home, don't want to go outside again
>>24137148I agree on the spam part, but there are some things peculiar to western viewers that you don't see nearly as much in the Japanese posts. Most notably internal conversation.
>>24137201I want to feel her cold pale white skin
>>24136873I disagree with thosePPT has a chronic ear disease which may or may not make her deaf in the future. But she isn't deaf on either ear right nowHaato is literally just a young adult, barely past being a teenager. No shit her decisions aren't too bright. Yet I'd say she's even brighter than the average one since she cooks her own food, had an actual job since 18, and is doing uni on top of that. She's like a younger Hoshikawa.Miko's just used to and is very comfortable with using her persona. Korone is almost as good at doing it. Matsuri is just a lonely out of place young extrovert among colleagues of hags and female otaku. She'll get over it.
>>24137204I honestly think she probably went for it, since she did a test stream with a 2d avatar. She is kinda in the menhera side so she fits holos
>>24137213You mean because of...the accident?
>>24137231I'm assuming after Moona, they're going to stick with what worked for ID, which was mostly Iofi, with some Risu thrown in on the side.
>>24137218I want her to melt into my mouth until I drown
Why is the trap holo that sounds like Barry White so much more popular than the trap holo that sounds relatively girly?
Where did the narrative of unwashed Artia come from?
>>24137236no...but my narrative
>>24137230>be worse than Suisei at ApexLuna...
>>24137109Honestly I haven't minded the quarantine, it was nice getting a break from work and being able to take a break for a few weeks without having to deal with the stress or other people.But then the other day I was like "you know what I want to do, I wanna learn how to shoot a bow" but no classes are open because of this meme virus and now I'm a little upset.Also my hololive shirts are being delayed from shipping so that also pisses me off.
Your unsucked cockHand them over
You know what comes after HoloEn right anon?HoloES...Place your bets on what will we get out of HoloES>No cute Ruca who will do ASMR in spanish
>>24137236>taking narativebros this seriouslyAnon...
>>24137249She doesn't mute her mic when she goes to pee so you can hear everything except for any sound that resembles hand washing
>>24137232whoever made this probably should know that Kiryu's version of Baka Mitai is at a lower pitch than the original instrumental since his actor couldn't comfortably sing within that range... putting Kiryu's version just makes it seem like Coco is completely tone deaf.
Is it wrong to enjoy fake relationships, on one side I feel like a retard for eating it up so easily, on the other side I feel like it's exactly what they want me to do, when Matsuri and Fubuki stopped with their thing I don't think anyone batted an eye, I guess that's just how things are in the chuuba world.
>>24137259Would we get a luchador chuuba?
>>24137249She's chink, so it comes with the territory.
>>24137249Clips of her peeing and not washing her hands
>>24137249because she plays OW at a competitive level
>>24137213>>24137239wh-what are you talking about, guys? don't tell me...
>>24137259there's a lot of spic that speak english and japanese, and spanish sound like japanese, I'm more scare about holeEN because they will force their politic views.
>>24137269Yes, along with a superbased Mariachi chuuba.
>>24137259I predict a lot ofhttps://streamable.com/ancesy
>>24137259>they will all most likely have latamerican accentsay no no no no
I’m starting to find video essays in english about holo girls by searching for their name and the filter “uploaded today” on youtube.
>>24137259We already have a Chilean holohttps://streamable.com/ancesy
>>24137278If EN will try try to inject politics in everything, does that mean we will get ES chuubas who call you Marica on stream?
>>24137162Yes she did one solo one hour stream doing ringfit. It was exhausted groaning the entire time. Pekora is out of shape.
>>24137259A HoloES with argie accent...
I hope YAGOO is done after holoEN, holoIN and holoKR got released.
>>24137259Aztec themed pillar man tuber when
You guys are dumb! Artia didn't wash her hands, because of the corona virus! The bathroom sink has germs on it, so it's better not to touch it..
>>24137290Better yet, an ES chuuba with Chilean vernacular.
>>24137292this but holoRU
>>24137294Stream starting ritual is spamming "AWAKEN, MY MASTER!"
>>24137290ara ara HoloES with argie accent
>>24137283What does that mean Spanishfriend?
Have you paid your dues to our resident お嬢様https://youtu.be/8s9HkmwiSRQ?t=2436
>>24137292Aren't niji IN and KR huge flops?
>>24137290>tfw you'll never hear a holo screaming LA CONCHA DE TU MADRE YAGOO
>>24137268I'm glad FBK is at least actively trying to get Matsuri dicked by one of the homos, she knows how bad festival needs it.
>>24137302ur mums vagina
>>24137289Well, that is the point of ring fit otherwise you're playing on a too easy difficulty setting.
Spicbros is time to rise up
>>24137301I think a tomboy would suit better for an argie accent.
>>24137278Spanish does not sound like Japanese.This is Spanish: Buenas tardes, me llamo Sánchez.This is Japanese: こんにちは、サンチェスと申します。
>>24137306All niji international are flops.
>>24137285We're reaching terminal western velocity.
>>24137276yes anon... they were fucking using their models...
/hlg/ is dead
I've yet to see a single bad Rushia stream not sure why you guys hate her so much
>>24137302It's like an aussie calling you cunt, it literally means "Your mom's pussy"
>>24137289>It was exhausted groaning the entire time.fuck fuck fuck yes, that's what i'm looking for...
>>24137316the pronunciation and the vocals sound similar
>>24137317Hana...
>>24137306How could they flop? Don't you only need like 100 or 200 average viewers to be a small time streamer?
Do any other members besides Matsuri have a twitcast or other similar streaming location?
>>24137308unfortunately none of them will do it. she'd have to take matters into her own hands to seal the deal.
>>24137290>Looked in youtube>There's an argie vtuberI don't know what's happening anymore
AZKi or Sora?
>>24137236>cooks her own food>uni>since 18I can tell you're not a Haaton.Anyway yeah Haachama is actually relatively intelligent but being young and having the personality she tends to do things that don't exactly show that intelligence off.
>>24137315Argie soccer-playing tomboy that idolizes Maradona, calling it now.
>>24137296Hahaha... does that also mean that she can't take any showers?
>>24137290Can spics even sound cute?
>>24137333esto
>>24137308I miss FBK x matulli
>>24137285I do that with Miko to see if there's any highlights but now it's just MW clips with less than 10 views
Spicbros, anon who made original chart reporting, here is your update with many changes, I can still add and change shit if something is not to your linking in the future, catch you later.
HoloES is never gonna work because you'd have to pander to Spaniards or Southern cone to get any supachats and both accents are horrible and not cute.Cute jungle holo is never gonna happen.
>>24137339Yes
>>24137314Ayunda "I talk the language I want." Risu will purge you.
HoloBR when
>>24137306>>24137335I accidentally tuned into two niji KR streams the other day, they both had 15 viewers... Made me kinda sad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiBZ9xlTkWothis is the future you choose
>>24137316The pronunciation is very similar, enough that we could get karaoke streams with passable accent>Tfw no Japanese qt singing "La camisa negra"
here's your chilean vtuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh6PscPyxVQ
>>24137351 Kaichou has one
>>24137301>>24137315>>24137344I don't think they're quite ready for a black Holo
>>24137336Fubuki has an OpenREC account which she hasn't done anything in in foreverChoco has member only streams on twitcastIzuru, Rikka, Astel and Miyabi occasionally have chill streams on twitcast too, Izuru recently did one twitcast while he was cleaning up a beach
>>24137331>>24137311Kek
>>24137285can't wait for redditors like cr1tikal to make videos on this "bizarre new trend" and give their shitty two cents. Then you know you've reached western infamy.
>>24137352>la matrizwhat does this mean? matrix? matrix tummy??
>>24136560>Can Japanese artists draw cute black characters though?
>>24137352>Solo ingles pordiosero>Borrega cantando el OP de DBS
>>24137234I've seen it, it might not go on as long as others but it's there. There are literally examples of all the things complained about here itt in Japanese even the " X I have to leave to work" stuff. Japanese viewers are still human they do that stuff.
>>24137364She sounds like an obese weeb with a heavy lisp.Que asco.
>>24137262>>24137271That is ironically hot.
>>24137359very cute.
>>24137352Change Pekora IQ1 to pekora INT1 (See her F4 stream)And add Suisei (millón reproducción)
>>24137357All the KR members are sitting at like, 1k subscribers too. Jesus christ how did they fuck up so badly?
>>24137382Of course it is, I got a boner while watching it live
>>24134952I'm pretty sure she's legit bipolar
>>24137357Makes you appreciate the holo senpais acknowledging the IN existence
>>24137349Same but at least I'm kinda enjoying festival x luna.
Onegai Musclehttps://youtu.be/VaM0ZKmuBBw?t=180
>>24137352>Ayylmao that low
>>24134746Watame is just emotional because menopause, don't make fun of her anon
>>24134975Pekora's voice is the same as it was on her livestreams before she became a vtuber.>luna also isn't faking, but she actually had brain damageNani?
>>24137388Oops, thought you said "unironically"It is unironically hot, there's no irony to it
>>24137357And most of nijiID is under 10k subs too.
>>24137387I'm glad YAGOO leaves no holo behind.
>>24137352>Roberto el camarero>Solo Ingles Pordioserokek
>>24137297https://vocaroo.com/f3EKg4EMQWy
>>24137395I hope Matsuri gives in. It's super cute
>>24137259Holy shit, I would love that. I'm not an argie but I kinda like how they speak, so >>24137290 might be cute.>>24137346I mean, there's always that kind of women with "kawaii" voices but sound forced and fake asf so I guess it's just a matter of finding girls with genuine cute voices.
Anyone here wants to discuss how Matsuri's roommate became a youtube streamer after Hololive started crumbling?
>>24137364another onewhy are chileans some of the biggest spick weebs?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TBnu53qbxM>>24137381no me gustan las voces chilenas la verdad.
>>24137398行くぜ!
>>24137406It's crazy to think that even the least successful branch of hololive, the homos, is hardstomping all of holoKR.
>>24137415Nope, I don't want to summon surprise irlfags hour.
>>24137416i like how anime girls are called "chinese monkeys" by spickweebs
>>24137388any link? I only found the rage pee one.
>Spics not even trying to hide their spicness.
>>24137416This one sounds way better, hire her Yagoo.
>>24137427qué vas a hacer al respecto, cebollita?
>>24137427It's all so tiresome.
>>24137375>fill color light brownSuge-e...
>>24137419I mean korean's dont really have their own actual good animations etc do they? They just have the sweatshops the planet usesI know they have loads of shitty webcomics for mobileposters
>holoCN is going to destroy hololive! >they live inside their own bubble with a few collabs lile CiviaxHaato>holoID is going to destroy hololive!>multiple collabs with the JP girls and can talk with holostars without any idolfags cryingcan't wait for holoEN
Please listen to Mikoti's new cover https://youtu.be/03DtIkdaF30
>>24137427DBS somehow convinced spics it was okay for them to show how subhuman they were. That show airing was the second worst thing to happen to this site
>>24137398キレてるよ!キレてるよ!
>>24136824 >>24136851I'd define Aki as having one of the sweetest voices of all the Holos, both for speaking and for singing. Her range is rather narrow, but when it is a song that suits her, it's beautiful. She has gems littered all over her chat/song request streams.She's also one of the most calm and collected, her moments of frustration and shock being adorably subdued compared to most of the others who often get hysteric. The not uncommon stream where she knocks back a beer is often a bit more silly while still maintaining a calm energy overall.The major flaw is that she's almost entirely stuck on ARK and doesn't branch out beyond the occasional random oneshot of a game or collab with someone else. Aki's love of the Steampunk aesthetic got her caught up in ARK even more than it already has captivated her. If there was something else (more interesting) that scratched the same kind of itch for her... but with Choco also being into it, and a few others also collabing with her relatively often, she'll probably keep playing ARK.Also top wife material cooking some fried chicken.
>>24137395It's a decent alternative I agree
>>24137427Just... ignore them...
>>24137285this is what I get recommended when I do that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RQIZBqTRPk
>>24137427Ngl, in 2020 being a spic is less shameful than being American or Britbong.
>>24137437I'll only watch holoEN if there's an Alice Nakadashi or Rawhaide Kobayashi character
>>24137420I feel like she's working on a backup plan (just like Coco has her roommmate's channel) in case Hololive goes rip.
>>24137352Where is La princesa (pianista)?
>>24137427Their meme chart isn't so bad, I have to use google translate like a disgusting animal to understand it but it's not so bad.
>>24137426I have replayed these clips so many times, I think I'm addicted Peehttps://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive/clip/OutstandingDirtyGrasshopperFrankerZAngry peehttps://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive/clip/DifferentShortCoyoteOneHand
>>24137449The only people who think this are spics.
>>24137435You hoping for her to be as black as her hair?
>>24137378>I've seen it, it might not go on as long as others but it's there.Which is why I said not nearly as often. Westerns do it on a regular basis.
>>24137461The only people that'd refute that are Americans or Britbongs.
>>24137449>chads in shit countriesor>subhuman filth in garbage countrieshard choice
>>24137465>b-but its not as often so its not the same!you're literally retarded.
>>24137464gyarus aren't niggers anonchama...
>>24137458Y..yeah.. actually it's getting a bit creepy.. are you obsessed or something?
>>24137473It's literally not the same. It's not just a slight difference in frequency. Stop trying so hard to play your game of who chats better and look at the facts.
>>24137387If you already have over 100 Japanese streamers to watch and probably only follow a quarter of them at most for what reason are you going to start watching some that don't even speak your language? They internationals do get collabs with the Japanese members but really I think for the most part they need to build their own audience, from their own countries and maybe some internationals for the ones that do English, or be lucky and get noticed through translations by the Japanese fanbase like hana did.
Any news on holoKR and IN?
>>24137094I legit wonder how does her mic not catch the sound since my sister pissing sounded like a fucking water jet and I could hear her from the opposite corner of the house with all doors closed
If I get in HoloEN what should I say so you guys know that i'm from /hlg/?
>>24137352>union sovietica (celosa)>agua (autismo)>shion (panda triste)>>24137374Womb>>24137425Yes, but not in a literal way. The word "monito/a" is usually used to refer to a cartoon character e.g. "Ese minuto pelón es gracioso" aka "That bald guy is pretty funny".
>>24137352Good shit. Would't mind seeing Roboco with donkey ears and ASUS FBK there too.
>>24137497Most people don't live in third world countries so their houses are bigger than 10 feet. Also we have walls that aren't made of paper.
>>24137497I think that's a problem your sister has
>>24135836They're basically actively censoring and changing content to suit California SJW standards, and the main Sony JP fully supports it. Even a few japanese devs have complained about it, but the problem with wrestling Sony away from the spotlight is JP itself will always support Japanese companies, and the rest of the world is brainwashed into thinking Sony is some "based" company, Microsoft is the root of all evil and Nintendo is for soi cux.
I want an Artia gf so bad...
>>24137109I have had no fucking quarantine time, you'll just have to focus on the ones you love the most , and say goodbye to some sleep hours as well
>>24136357>When Matsuri woke up the next morning, she found she had been turned into a straight girl.
>>24137456This
>>24137501Jaypee.
>>24137501Your first tweet to another holo member should be for Towa.
>>24137501Call yourself the Pride of HoloEN
>>24137506Wait I just noticed FurRoboco, nevermind.
>>24137501I suck cocks.
>>24137482>what reason are you going to start watching some that don't even speak your language?The intended audience for KR would be Koreans, if they've failed it means that they weren't able to grab a foothold in Korea, not that they couldn't convince enough Japanese people to watch a foreign language stream
>>24137501JOP summoning classes.
>>24137458>She doesn't wash her hands in the chatStupid people, they don't appreciate the happy little accidents that life gives away.
>>24137517>Your first tweet to another holo member should be "Towa..."Fixed
>>24137501say you're a proud redditor
>>24137475No, I just miss her so fucking much, I have to cling to the good memories until she comes back, she doesn't deserve thisthinking of her peeing directly into my mouth is also very hot
>>24137509They're all bad companies in certain ways, but Microsoft has no redeemable qualities at all.
>>24136662>But then what to do in its stead to reduce the workload?Extremely risky but open-call for viewers. Allow viewers to call in.
https://youtu.be/5vcx-34zMbk?t=1218Pekora...
>>24137501Occasionally make references to 'my friends on a dead website'
>>24137501do a GTAV play through and say the gamer word like Miko and Rushia did
El cisne negro, Subaru...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEUdvSCY6lU
>>24137543Pretty sure that's banned by management, way too much could go wrong.
>>24137549Ringfit is the greatest thing to happen to hololive
>>24137540>Microsoft has no redeemable qualities at allThey've actually been great for video games and other game companies lately. They collab with Nintendo all the time and fund dying gamedev studios, go around looking for talent to hire etc. People still have the image of Microsoft being the corporate evil that destroys fun, but they're basically the outgoing boomer company these days, while Sony are the business suits.
>>24137531>Implying that her not washing her hands was an accident and that she is not just filthy and lazy
>>24137560And now they can't stream it.
>[chuba's name]...is this the worst kind of posting?
>>24137559Probably can't do direct calls but Haachama took video submissions from Twitter a few times right? They could do that or something like it
>>24137501Say the word "narratives."
>>24137501Just keep posting here and constantly do little things that would hint you browse.
>>24137568Anon...
>>24137568Not even close and actually pretty harmless.
>>24137568Yes I can't fucking stand [chuba's name] posters
>>24137352What about dragona trilingue?
>>24137578fuck off, i bet you watch [chuba] and browse [website]
>>24137568ellipsis posters are the best posters...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpw7b1qV3qw>kanata earned 20000 yen a month before she was monetizedYAGOO?
>>24137568>>24137578Towa..
>>24137568No...
>>24137572This is actually better than my dumb idea, do this. Talk about how 'I don't like seeing clearly false narratives on social media about me and the other holos' every now and then
>>24137526That just reinforces the point doesn't it? They are pretty much there trying to build an audience from scratch. They must be getting something out of it, from the company side at least, in terms of what they wanted to be seeing considering they have just debuted 3 new streamers and have another 5 up for audition.It wasn't always the case that as soon as Hololive or Nijisanji put up a new streamer for Japan they got 50k subs overnight. It took Fubuki nearly a year to break 100k in a situation where there was already a somewhat established market.
>>24137456>>24137385funny I considered those when updating so I will update then.also updated LA MATRIZ with (utero) because way too many people don't know that matriz means womb and gave no panties to el lobo.
>>24137568Torre...
>>24137573That's Coco's shtick.
>>24137501At the end of your debut stream right before you end it, scream "Please marry me Towa!!!!" at the top of your lungs
>>24137568Anonchama...
>>24137558The world isn't ready for long-hair Subaru. Her powers must be contained for now.
>>24137352>ceresothe typo makes it all the better
>>24137587[website] has nothing to do with it, clearly you're just some shitty [otherboarder] shitting up the thread as usual
>>24137352Change artia to "Reeducada" and pekora to "int 1"
is that true lads?
>>24137595this need a YAGOO SUEÑO MUERTO
>>24137605Why are [popular girl]fags like this?
>>24137352>solo ingles pordiosero
>>24137607Some of the comments on that site are hilarious.
>>24137607Did you get permission to reproduce that comment here?
>>24137607Feels like it sometimesAlso you're gay for being a screencap poster
>>24137595Based
>>24137538That's unhygienic, anon. Also she only streamed twice on twitch, what good memories
>>24137613actually [genuinely shit chuuba] is my favourite I can't stand [popular anything] retard
Feed the sheep
>>24137595need la torre (redemption arc)
>>24137352>Roberto el camarero instead of "Perdona">No Tetris(Tetas)>No Coneja Calva>Robochica instead of Burrobot
>>24137624I don't even watch Watame that much but she always has the best reaction images. Did she get some famous artist to do her model? It looks way higher quality than most of the chubas, with more range of expressions.
>>24137607>tfw I could read it in nihongoI'm gonna make it
>>24136801Not if I learn Japanese
>>24137631That would be on the rigger, not the artist
I can't believe Yagoo made my Pekora play ringfit
>>24137589So imagine Coco, if Kanata had to pay for her food.
>>24137630>Not Torre (inclinada)
>>24137631Whoever did her rig is a miracle worker. Her horns alone are rigged better than whole Subaru. And she uses different expressions on the fly too.
>>24137589You thought Coco and Kanata were just joking about being the bottom of the barrel in Hololive pre-monetization?
>>24137607>console warrior diaper shitting autists calling other people kidslol
>>24137636ganbare
>>24137645this, it's the sole reason i fell into the wooly hole that is her channel
>>24137631I don't think so, the most famous aritst is Luna's.
>>24137628but it hasnt happened yet
>>24137352flipfags can understand more than half of this
>>24137630>Burrobot>Not roborrica
>>24137645IndeedJust look at her eyes when festival mentions eating lamb meat with her.https://youtu.be/xJurE0bkQK0
>>24137607>browsing 5ch when you don't know nip???
sacerdosita cereso (lengua corta) and la dragona trilingue (lengua larga) when?
>>24135470Our Son has totally tamed Matsuri. Just look at her history>Rejected by Fubuki>Rejected by Haachama>Rejected by Haachama again>Rejected by Rikka>Rejected by Haachama a third timeThen after one stop at Roberu's bar she has forgotten all of the above, her relationship with Fubuki has even been repaired. Of course, she is too much of a virgin (male) to do anything so Roberu allows her to go off and play with Luna, who is receptive after the status increase from the association with Chad Roberu.
>>24137589no wayI earned more at a minimum wage job in my eastern european shithole of a countryare the nips THAT fucking poor?
>>24137660>purple eyesIs there a more kino eye color?
>>24137659I also got captivated by her original songs and all the jokes on Asacoco. Shame neither persisted up to this point. Seriously, I miss her little songs so god damn much.
>>24137624why is she so bouncy?is the rig just very sensitive?
>>24137571>Haachama took video submissions from Twitter a few times right? They could do that or something like ityoure on to something anon
>>24137645https://twitter.com/keffiyHe's really dedicated to bettering his craft and also a huge fan of Watame so whenever she gets a new outfit I can't wait to see his progress.
Fuck you Coco
>>24137645>And she uses different expressions on the fly too.That's not down to some sort of improved rigging, the expressions are switched manually like the rest of them, it's just down to Watame being quick on the button.
>>24137673Autism
>>24137685It's just too bad that Roberu is already married to his wife Chidori.
>>24137698Shion calm down
>>24137660>the most famous artistI would argue that it's original Mikochi by Yuuichi Tanaka.
>>24137690They're blue, anon.
>>24137685Do you think that Roberu could solve all the girls' menhera problems if he just invited them to get drunk and let it all out?
>>24137685Don't you mean Hoshikawa, not Haachama?
>>24137693headbang sheep power.
>>24137712Thats the joke
>>24137707He left mikochi alone
https://youtu.be/5vcx-34zMbk?t=2256
>>24137571'homework assignment' for her non-english speaking audience each video submission will be shown on daily coco...... or something like that
>>24137712>>24137715She should just legitimately hook up with Haachama at this point. Both are lonely people who need someone to guide them, so they'll either bring each other up or burn everything they've had to the ground.Either outcome is worth watching it ensue.
>>24137696This is why I look forward to gen4 alt-outfits no less than to their 3d>New art for Kanata and Towa by her doting and loving mamas>Another sweet pro-level design for Luna>Most probably even more advanced rig for Watame>Coco mouth rigging redemption arc
>>24137526By the way here are the 1st Gen subscriber figures 6 months after debut.Fubuki - 75,041Haato - 25,416Matsuri - 20,645Mel - 18,788Aki - 14,435Fubuki was the only one to break 100k in a year.Haato and Matsuri got 100k around September/October 2019 over a year after their debut.Mel and Aki both got theirs within the current year close to two years after debut.
>>24137693She knows how funny it is
>>24137721it was worth it now that Ordan adopted her, making Sora her stepsisteralso more soramiko minecraft this week
I'm starting to think ringfit posters are far worse than womb posters.>"Dude, that noise sounded like she's getting fucked!"Wow, quality content.
>>24137698You bend over first, bitch
>>24137742>Wow, quality contentYes
>>24137742I appreciate them.
>>24137742Yes
>>24137702Watame's skill with her model coupled with its flexibility is impeccable, it is definitely in the right hands with this sheep.
>>24137742>Wow, quality content.
>>24137742It is though
>>24137710they're purple...
>>24137698HAHA YESIt's the dragon ya love ta hate!
>>24137732Fubuki literally carrying the first gen
https://twitter.com/Hijirime_Laeria/status/1269702306901049344What is this nun's endgoal?
>>24137742
>>24137595>Luna is tsukihahaha I get it.
Torre de la eterna oscuridad...
>>24137734>also more soramiko minecraft this weekWe need the tete to balance out all the FPS's.
The worst poster is anon who report narrative image anon
>>24137622>Also she only streamed twice on twitch, what good memoriesExactly, there are so few good memories that I have to cling to the same 2-5 clipsThere is also nothing unhygienic about drinking fresh pee, especially from an ice elementalist
https://twitter.com/tokoyamitowa/status/1269782813613518848?s=19wtf Towa...
>>24137779What's with Kansai dialect anyway?
>3 days>Still no subbed clips of Coco and PPT setting up rules for living together.>But we do have 10 different “Coco teaches Mio to say FUCK” clips.What’s the point of translating something that already has multiple clips?Being an EOP is suffering.
>>24137803Towa!?
>>24137732This really puts it in perspective when certain members feel down about having less viewers than someone else or subs when these girls kept going for a long time with hardly any attention.Also puts into perspective when people here act like some certain streamer is a failure because they're not doing quite as well as the others.
>>24137809It refers to Roberu, he speaks with a kansai dialect
>>24137803Based.
>>24137810Do your reps.Also nice pic.
>>24137799Glad your spam got deleted. get fucked
Why is sora so boring?Why noel have so many sub if she is so boring?Why ankimo is lost lore?
>>24137779Finally a true holostars fan. We don't even have one here.
>>24137810Explain this image to me.
>>24137810Thanks, I need to masturbate to this photo again
The worst posters are the "fuck idolfags" posters and the racist "fuck hololive_CN" posters.I'm cool with everyone else.
>>24137810I kinda expected Crippling Depression to jump at both opportunities, guess not.
>>24137696>huge fan of Watame so whenever she gets a new outfit I can't wait to see his progress.I vote for the outfit in her birthday illustration.>>24137731Here's hoping for PPTenshi in her PPT-shirt.
>>24137803Is she autistic?
thread is really slow even though a lot of good streamers are live
>>24137834Fuck you idolfag and you're why the girls have to walk on eggshells. I'll loudly be what you hate, no worries. Fuck the racism tho.
https://files.catbox.moe/9p5byl.mp4 more like this
>>24137835"Second, don't expect uploads to continue at this speed. I been having a blast playing PSO2 and wouldn't have stopped to make this clip if it wasn't as crazy as it was."
>>24137842I want both of these so much
>>24137846Name 1
>>24137854thats the best link ive clicked on today, thank you anon
>>24137236Oh look, it's one of those fucktards that still think all Holos started at 18 and that Haachama is in college or something. She started at 16. She's 18 now. Go back to your fagbooks and leddits and fix this broke ass narrative.
https://youtu.be/5p5lWD9W3so?t=1790
>>24137844What else do you expect from vtubers? Do you know where you are?
>>24137854That's the worst link I've clicked today, fuck you anon
They think Hololive is finished http://itest.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1591573180/
>>24137873How do you really feel tho
>>24137854That's an average link I've clicked today, whatever anon.
>>24137854That's the most average link I've clicked today, go about your business anon
>>24137854If you asked your average Holofag who the purer person was between these two they would overwhelmingly say Korone and be wrong.
>>24137728Why would Haachama want Matsuri when she already has Hoshikawa.
>>24137854So much SOUL packed into one video
>>24137882Past week has been a wild ride
>>24137882
>>24137352>Corona (Sin Licencia)for F tier, maybe with that cuffed pic>Helado (Meada Enojada)
>>24137882Japanese antis are retarded and having no life leads to over thinking, who knew.
>>24137854very cute!
i can't stop listening to kanata's new cover, i think i've become obsessed with pptis there anything i can do before i inevitably start throwing money at her?
>>24137854I really like ボス
>>24137873>Haachama started at 16>Korone started at age 34>has to call Haachama "senpai" or even "Haato-sama"
>>24137891TriNero was a fantastic pickup by YAGOO
>>24137882It's over, hololive is finished
>>24137842>Oshio just does the same drawing of Kanata but overlays her PPT shirt on it, like Kanata herself did on stream>leaves no questions about her chest size this timeI can see her doing something like this just to nudge her precious daughter a bit. With an actual new model releasing shortly after, of course
>>24137565Microsoft is actually one of the better places to work too. They're the boomer company so they plan things around their employees having lives so you get plenty of vacation and reasonable work hours. Meanwhile Sony and Nintendo still treat their employees like reusable garbage.
>>24137803I can't imagine playing VALORANT after playing 12 hours of APEX. What is it with competitive FPS players?
>5chlmao who cares about the eastern version of angry retards on twitter trying to cancel things they don't like
>>24137882YAGOO...
>>24137897>>24137901Plenty of people in the thread not agreeing that it's the end, don't just believe whatever the fuck someone writes just because he links 5ch with his post
Post more ringfit clips
>>24137673>tfw posting translated screencaps of post I make on 5ch for the extra (you)s
PEKO PEKKO PEKO PEKO PEKO
>>24137854That's cute as hell
>>24137882Some of them are talking about Suisei getting cucked by Coco too.
>>24137882Isn't that nanJthis would be like linking to a /b/ thread
>>24137927Is this next level narrativeposting?
>>24137882We're reclining...
The chuuba lifestyle has given me more structure, entertainment and revitalised my drive to learn moonrunes...Remind me again why I need to go back to being a wagieboy soon?
>>24137882Our antis think small and are happy saying "this is it, the final straw for coco" every few days. Their antis dream big, the whole company is dying.
>>24137731>Coco mouth rigging redemption arc
>>24137917I heard the NSA is a great workplace too. Top salary, insurance, retirement funds, etc... really nice workplace
>>24137917Yeah I know a lot of people think Microsoft killed Rare, but according to the employees they had better work environment and reasonable deadlines at Microsoft, and most of their talent had already left before the buyout. They said microsoft even let them listen to podcasts and music while coding.
>>24137926They're still fucking retarded, should I not just lump them together and laugh at them all? At best maybe a few there dissent, they wouldn't ever know and prob hate that cunt as well.
>>24137910Pekora and Marine both call her senpai as well but recently most of them switched to Haachama which was exactly what Haato wanted.
>>24137908Spend all your money on something else before the urge becomes unbearable. Quit your job if you have one.
>>24137854cute
>>24137352Haachama with listener participation needs to be somewhere high upor just puking i guess
>>24137941Its not even my final form. 2 more weeks and I'll finally have enough clips from superchatting things for Kanata to say to clip together an audio file for a special narrative I have cooked up.
>>24137946
>>24137932Russia cucked by the USA...
>>24137873This is why i enjoy her collabs with Coco so much, the age difference makes it wholesome for some reason.Even more when you consider Haachama was the first vtuber Coco watched and it’s the reason she wanted to join Hololive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zmCv3oNsCUMel sounds cute. I hope she comes back.
>>24137948You're the same faggot I was arguing with the other day about how not everyone over there is amongst the dislike bombers aren't you, whatever, believe everything someone says just because they link 5ch then
>>24137946Government jobs are unironically great, but you get fucked over in the money department.
>>24137768They're blue, anon. Get your eyes checked. Adjust your monitor.
I can't believe Haachama is fucking dead...
>>24137965I also hope she comes back soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLtz2J8UUHs
>>24137758Wow, her Choco impression is spot on!
>>24137768get a better monitor anon
Success yields jealousy
>>24137882Yesterday they were seething at Festival's roommate streaming, just like us
DOOM...
>>24137966Nope, been busy watching the girls and playing MonHun GU. I agree that not all are obviously going to be bad, but then most are still going to be and from what I've seen and heard are.I whole heartily admit I'm lumping them all together unfairly, but to who's detriment?
>>24137732The later gens are lucky that they had Gen 1 and Sora clear a path for them and create that early brand recognition. It's the reason why no matter how irrelevant (Sora, Aki), young/dumb (Haato), or disgusting (Matsuri) they become, they'll still command the respect of their kouhais.
Which holo would have the best reaction to a surprise cumshot to the face?
whats going on
>>24137981are they aware of lyger?
>>24137973>>24137979>>24137985Take your fucking meds you god damn schizo
>>24137991Dead hours
>>24137982https://youtu.be/AvMEamFMnz0?t=959
>>24137981How fat is she?
>>24137395you meant Luna x Festival right?
>screencap schizonot even worth a (You)
>Screencap tard starts spamming pictures when we are about to hit image limitActually evilLast Haachama
>>24137985>peko shittalking miko's speech impedimentbutwhy.jpgpekora also has a weird voice, and a weird laugh. did I bite the bait.
>>24137991That one guy went fishingNot sure if he'll catch anything with that stale bait though
big red heart
>>24137882You retards need to realize that 5ch has no more credibility than this place.
>>24138012I wanna give her something big and red, if you catch my drift.
chuuba before limit
wew lad thats some high autismo
>>24138010Might want to do something about that fishhook in your cheek anon.
Would you watch the holos if they were all replaced by their roommates?
>>24138000Not fat, she's really cute
who is canonically the strongest chuuba in hololive?
>>24137988Rushia.
>>24138010> did I bite the bait.Yes you did anonchaama. Never give (You)s to narrativeposters
>>24137973>>24137979>>24137985>>24137993>>24138004Welp, time to change my IP and post it again next thread
>>24138014stop it anon
Should narrativeposting be a banneable offense?
dont forget to put this into your filters https://pastebin.com/j37KVJN5
>>24138022Based i tried to post Tenshi for last too
>>24138026Wouldn't you???
>>24138014Gross
>>24138026yes
>>24138026I got nowhere else to go.
>>24137965>>24137975What does her most recent tweet say? Is she coming back?https://twitter.com/yozoramel
>>24138018I don't get it anon, mind elaborating?
>>24138035If it's in the form of screenshots, absolutely.
>>24138035Only if you waste the image limit on reposting the same boring text.
>>24137993>troubled by all the english comments on the COD streams>miko>the engrish queen who is constantly dropping engrish words and being a memelord
>>24138036based
>>24138026Their personalities wouldn't change at all, so yes.
>>24138026Probably
>>24138026Only Coco, her Ada Wong cosplay is legit cumworthy.
>>24137987It seems people here at least do just take it for granted that anyone joining Hololive should be an instant success without knowing there was quite a long period of time where that really wasn't the case at all because all they have known is the massive growth there has been just recently.
>>24138036Not based, imagine getting butthurt or triggered my a screencap so you have to use filter
Narrativeposting ain't what it used to be...
>>24138051FAQ
>>24138046"i love dick and cock and balls"
>>24138035If you're just farming (You)s with the same stale shit then yes.
5ch said Korone is retiring soon because people are being mean to her
>>24138029Noel
>>24138047I want to put a chilli pepper in her butt
Reminder that Kanata performed her most recent cover with only one functional ear.What's your excuse?
>>24138029Coco, she killed Yagoo and took over his social medias. No one dared confronting her.
>>24138070Not being an angel
>>24138070Shit cover tbqh
>>24138035Same as what the other two faggots said, screencappers need to gtfoThe only ones that actually contribute interesting info are the ones post twitter stuff from the girls or artists and even those guys should just post a text link instead
>>24138070I'm not talented at anything but game programming and street fighter.
>>24138059its ok, hololive is a multi-level marketing scheme where the earlier gens get a cut of the newer gens' supachawhy do you think FBK is shilling the homos so hard?
>>24138076cope sui
>>24137810I've thought of redoing other translator clips as a native English speaker because they're almost all impossibly terrible.Were you have?an EggWant egg!YABAI YABAI(in Japan the 4th wednesday of the second month is known as rooftop day)is you Want?itadakimasu! ! !
>>24138070Is that why it was so underwhelming?
>>24138060Imagine getting butthurt and triggered that people are reporting or filtering your spam.
>>24138077Shit opinion desu
>>24138061https://files.catbox.moe/pzr9nl.webm
>>24138051Oh Jesus...
>>24138090Take your meds
How did YAGOO do it lads? How did he convince Mel to come back amid this shitstorm?
>>24138070Is that why her covers are getting worse?
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Azki? What the fuck does she even do?
>>24138086It's not even a spam
Hololive has tech support...https://youtu.be/Qh_x3ZSZLNA?t=119
>>24138092Actually got scared along with her in the clip
>>24138097Made her on offer she couldn't refuse.
>>24138026>Torre...>la Matriz...all of my yes
https://twitter.com/oozorasubaru/status/1269550092597391361?s=1I don't think there's anything wrong with narratives but the annoying screencaps need to go
>>24138097Money probably.
>>24137969>picking the one little part that's bluethey're purple
>>24138051Another reason to post it again next thread, thank anon :)
>>24138046She's coming back and she said that she didn't mean to cause rumors of retirement due to her being inactive on twitter.
5ch said...
24138102(You)
>>24138076>>24138098Epic
why do suifags hate kanata so much?
>>24138097Naked dogeza with clothes neatly folded on the side
Kanata actually not good at singing
SORA BLANCO
>>24138100Sing, she's good.
>>24138110Pekeko'd
>>24135281ive been gon for a couple weeks, what happened recently? matsuri stream?
>>24138115AAAAAAAAAAAA
Haachama?!?
>>24138114https://files.catbox.moe/c9aruj.mp4
>>241381185ch said your favorite holo will die in your sleep tonight if you don't post on twitcast
>>24138100Most active on music side, releases new covers and original songs regularly. She has been branching out with more content notably singing streams, gaming (mostly with Sora) and even some simultaneous livewatching.
>>24138113The rest of it's blue too, just desaturated.Desaturated blue isn't purple.
>>24138137Nice try Festival
>>24138130>Pekeko'dI knew the Pekora avatarfag was the screenshot poster all along.
https://twitter.com/ononon/status/1269784617768284160>that Zion
>>24138118https://vocaroo.com/6VJUwzo3vXm
>>24137959here i coom again.
>>24138134haachama in the coco house when?
So when Mel finally comes back, does she:>get a shitton of viewers and subs due to the attention the incident brought, a mix of genuinely curious people and pity subs>becomes irrelevant AGAIN
>>24138144I think he's laughing at the twitter video
>>24138150It'll be Towa Yabee 2.0
>>24138150both, the former lasting for two weeks before the latter takes place
>>24138092First time I've heard that voice, she doesn't break character often
>>24138144Fuck you I hate the screenshotter as much as youAnd I tried to calm down and space out my peko pic posting after you btfo'd me the other day, alright
>>24138062I miss when narratives were believable. The new narrativeposters don't know any subtlety.
>>24138137hhhmmm I don't believe it, it needs a twitter screenshot from 10 years ago
>>24138150What was the drama behind her leaving?I'm kinda new.
>>24138145>Korone and Towa as Pokemon trainersWhat are their teams lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t28uJgxGe8So this is the power of the 5ch ichiban Holo...
>>24138152>Towa YabeeExplain please
>>24137985Peko and Miko are good friends who are teaming up right now to take down the Korone menace.
>>24138162Korone uses her own drawn pokemon
>>24138150YAGOO will probably ask the more popular girls to collab with her as part of the shush agreement
>>24138154https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/tongue-tie/symptoms-causes/syc-20378452
Nobodies streaming.
Meido ban narrative screencap poster instead of Towa/Azki poster? not based
(V)∧_∧(V) ヽ(・ω・)ノ フォッフォッフォッ / / ノ ̄ゝ (V)∧_∧(V) ヽ( )ノ フォッフォッフォッフォッフォッ / / .......... ノ ̄ゝ
>>24138152speaking of Towa, her drawing steam is already yabee 2.0
>>24138150Both will happen.
>>24138177Listen to AZKi
>Mel is about to come back>Her most played games are Nintendo gamesoh no no no
>>24138103Subaru had a rough start, I'm glad she has grown so much. It's funny how after scaring yonkisei so much with her 'brightness' and senpai aura she proceeds to stream about how stressful it was to go to Animate on her own and about her early experiences in Hololive, how seriously she was taking it despite it being just part-time at first and so on. This girl is just something else.
>>24138154she legitimately talks like that, she changes her tone a little but her baby voice is real
Friendly reminder that Towa almost kills Yagoohttps://youtu.be/MckbDPHtrhU?t=216
>>24138161She tried to seduce Yagoo in front of A-chan but ended up being molested by Aqua.
>>24138187Nintendo and ASMR
>>24138194She's referring to the whole copyright thing here, this translator is retarded.
>>24138185Who?
fuck towa
>>24138177they must be recording a lot in studio this weekthat or 5ch is right
fuck towa...
Every time I see Miko and Pekora I can not see a Nico and Maki equivalent
>coco is used goods>all the other holos are ugly/unknown irlBros... who am I supposed to simp for?I don't wanna risk simping for a holo only for a doxxfag to reveal her fat roomate a week later.
>>24138197Holostars have been doing ASMR and they haven't been bitchslapped by youtube AI yet so maybe it has been fixed.
>>24138204What's the scoop on aqua? I love her and want her to be okay and happy.
>>24138209who's who?
>>24138197Now I get it>I'm back>but I can't stream anything so nothing will change, see you in that other channel!
>>24138204Gen4 3D...
>>24138210kys
>>24138210No attractive woman is a virgin
>>24138201The 2nd best singer in Hololivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC-MsZVgx80
>>24138215idk man. It feels like they are both at the same time
>>24138162Tower would only use dark types, so something like Honchkrow, Houndoom, Weavile and Sableye I guess.
>>24138210Their personalities are all fake anyway, just relax and enjoy the illusion while you can
>>24138210festival is cute as fuck, haato is a pure jk.
>>24138225who's 1st?
>>241381675ch is also saying this. They will have evil lesbian sex after they get Korone fired and she graduates.
>>24138141yes it is
No one is streaming?Listen to my my wife's recording!>>24126544I have no idea where anon got it from but I still trust her!Watch this fun 3D endurance stream!https://youtu.be/i4CZTQEN5pUOr draw on the /hlg/ drawing thing[someone link that thing]
Fubuki... last post... this time... for sure...
>>24138231This just enjoy things it's all fake anyway the sooner you accept the better
>>24138235the pride of hololive
>>24137944You don't get paid to watch chuubas?
>>24138200>this translator is retardedFuck now I'm agreeing with L*ger about shitty translations.
>>24138228Towa would fit better as a poison type trainer, since most go well with her rock/punk aesthetic.
>>24138210Rushia, Festival, Pekora are all attractive IRL.
>>24138235You already know the answer...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8erUKHwEuw
>>24138234Matsuri needs a warehouse worth of makeup and tiktok filters to look presentable.I haven't seen Haato and I'm honestly afraid to.
>>24138238I'm sorry Korone, but I need this
>>24138141>>24138239Colors are on a spectrum, and so are the two of you.
>>24138134Two of my first hololive videos was the big English quiz collab/telephone game and my first thought was that coco and haato were like cliche leaders of the entire vtuber group. Like coco was the president and haato was her assistant. Then as I looked more into everyone I found out that haato was a huge retard and coco was just a big shitposter.
I just learned that hololive is going to be in neptunia. Not sure how to feel about it since I've never played the series before but I want to support them if they are in
>>24138254That wasn't clever.
>>24138181You mean the monetization thing? Nothing will happen as always. She's barely even getting dislike bombed for it.
>>24138252She’s a small a thin little japanese girl anon what’s there to fearBut if you expect a thicc blonde then you’re just retarded
>>24138249>poison>when darkness is literally part of her nameYeah, I'm not so sure about that, bucko.
>>24138248You either die an EOP or live long enough to see yourself become a Lyger
>>24135535I have confidence that our holos are smart enough not to introduce dumb idpol shit to their stream. It'd be the worst decision on all fronts.
>>24138251Am I the only one who thinks Suisei doesn't have a special voice? Don't get me wrong, she can sing. I feel like if you wanted a singer who could hit certain notes when you want them then she would fit the bill but if you wanted a singer with the "it" factor or star power you would look elsewhere.
https://twitter.com/2O5tRSR0sGa0RWh/status/1269335160425594880
every day i wake up and say fuck that cunt matsuri i really mean it
>>24138251https://youtu.be/n0ieG2D_qaU?t=5412
what's in korone's basement
>>24138279Go back to sleep hoshikawa
>>24138283Her two children.
>>24138279okay luna
>>24138279it's a matter of time before she graduate or commit sudoku
>>24138283Her kids
>>24138279Right, her and Noel are the two fakest bitches in Hololive. I bet none of the other members are actually their friends.
google can suck a dick
>>24138263I just want a decent looking asian girl like coco that doesn't need camera tricks to look decent.I have a pretty good eye to spot cheat camera angles and the bone structure behind filters and makeup.
>>24138272I feel similarly since I follow some singers at 2434. I can't be impressed by just good singing because of that. So it's interesting I've ended up liking singers from Hololive that aren't particularly good like Haato.
>>24138209I don't know which is meant to be which, the fact I can't even guess makes me think whatever you're seeing is just you projecting it onto them.
testingr00mmate
>>24138279morning to you too
>>24138283the yubis of her dead husband and kids
>>24138279hoshikawa pls... matsuri's fighting solitude every day... pls save her...
>>24138249i see her as a Hex Maniac
>>24138283MeSend help
Flare!
>>24138214she said shes taking a break, which shes done before but it was usually explained as family-related or was back when the company wasnt as bigtiming is definitely odd and if i really wanted to narrativepost it might be time for boyfriend rumors but most likely a lot of the girls are just burned out from streaming multiple times a day for months during corona and cant keep that same schedule while going into the office to record stuff
>>24138292why Noeru?
Roberu...
I wish they didn't collab with males.
SHEEP