/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24795011
What is the ideal height for a Jabberwock?

Mofu spider, now in color!

What monster girl would Yuno be?

>>24795029
Taller than you, or shortstack. No inbetween.

>>24795029
Whatever height her husband likes most at the moment. I'd say anywhere between seven and ten feet.

>>24794983
The one benefit of having a porc harem is free reign over their meaty bodies

Here's a hellhound greentext from a couple threads ago.
Does your waifu know any cool party tricks?

A massive P'Orc WAAAAGH! lead by a H'Orc Warboss.

>>24794983
Even softer.

Sleeping blueberry

How do you think monster girls view traditional monsters like Dracula or whatever? How would your wife respond to being shown pop culture's views on her race? I wonder what Litches would think of Frankenstein.

Big bug boobs

>>24795178
She can squirt semen out of her nose.
>>24795332
Tail-ribbons make my heart skip a beat. Why ifunny?

>>24795390
They'd probably be horrified, because most people would just assume these monsters are like the ones from our mythology and wouldn't want them around.
So they'd blame these traditional monsters as racist stereotypes and something to prove wrong.

>>24795284
dumb lizard

>>24795484
Robot lizard!

I wish I was the watermelon

>>24795076
yansnek, obviously

>>24795580
Suika between the legs!

What monster girl game would you really wish existed?

>>24795592
Too easy.

>>24795063
Why does the arachne have an ass right there? She looks like a girl sitting on a spider, rather than having a spider lower.

>>24795390
I'd like to irritate vampires by referring to them as draculas

>>24795648
>>24795076
Will o Wisp, because she will never let you go!
And she's fuckin dead lmao

>Order nun wears her special anti-corruption suit when sent to deal with monsters

>>24795722
Rindou is a man who knows what he likes

Same with the Qwaser mangaka. His new series also has magical lactation

Is there anything in the world better than thick dragon tails?

>>24795915
Thick lamia tails

>>24795915
I always feel something stir within me when that heavy tail hits the floor.

I want an adventuring party made up entire of cats.

>>24795915
We can go thicker.

>>24795927

>>24795927
>>24796072
This

>>24783800
MGR is waiting for the okay from KC, just to be safe. Nothing has officially changed, it's just communicating with KC can be a really slow process when he is as busy as he currently is.

Lewd boobie Werewolf

>>24795011

Lewd cow attempts learning

http://imgbox.com/CQ4luBMU

>>24796160
>Changed the hair
It was almost perfect

>>24796325
I want learning cow attempts lewding

>>24796325
Cute Haku

>>24796325
>>24796362
Fantastic.

>>24796325
Neat, did you make the card? If so how annoying was the fiddling with hair accessories?

I wanna become a movie director for flicks intended for mamonos, it's a huge untapped market
It will just be a cheesy garbage tier movie with a romantic struggle that resolves in marriage and eternal happyness
To make sure i get fat stacks of cash i'll also buy a fake mana marker off a Tanuki who gets a small share of what the movie will make at the box office, and i can pretend i have a 'secret lover' i don't want to show publicly to make the most dedicated fangirls get more interested and create myself the persona of a mysterious director to get people more interested in my next work, while in reality i'll be the Micheal Bay of mamono movies

>>24796207
Not him but is this why no description of wonderworm is on the wiki?

>>24796433
Yes, the officially translated description is on Patreon.

>>24795915
Why are thick tails so damn erotic, even regardless of species?

Are you a bad enough dude to let your MG wife shave your balls?

>>24795722
Perfect for pslime corruption

What happened to Magus Anon?

>>24795851
are these different? wish they were side-by-side, can't compare-contrast vertically apparently

>>24796553
I don't see why she'd want to, but she knows my body better than I do. I can trust her.

>>24796547
Both are excellent, but I must admit I seem to prefer boats to bugs

>>24796553
is that her fetish or something? i mean, no judgement if so
but if she just wanted smooth testes I'd think the hair would just fall out ala mamanomana effects

>>24796408
Nah, I rummaged through the /h/ resource links

http://imgbox.com/g/GjUsLUCGMe
They're decent cards, but their legs are kinda crude.

>>24796553
I trust her to know she won't hurt me, but I agree with >>24796629, I'd already have magically lost all my hair from the neck down quite awhile before then.

>>24796588
Look at her face.

>>24796667
THERE it is. Subtle but I see it. Cute little-lim

What's the name of porno studio that you were collab'd with anon?
NaughtyLescatie? xRatatoskr? Bang Sisters? Loli and Abused? Sin Demon Realm? Reality Ice Queens?

>>24794983
Remember not to let your guard down around foxes

>>24796745
Little Girls in Big Trouble!

>>24795981
>>24796160
If this Oni says she wants to eat you, do not assume she means it in the MGE sense.

>>24796758
This guy does peak gfd.

>>24796758
But they're perfectly harmless.

>>24796773
Bitch please, that's not Yuugi, how can this oni be as dangerous as her?

>>24796745
me and my bicorn wife have been recurring actors for HOUNDED
my last video was me getting gang raped by pregnant lactating hellhounds in front of my bicorn. the makeup department thought it'd be hotter if i had tattoos like spades and stuff like "hellhounds only" and "no bicorns allowed" on my body. my bicorn wife forced me to have those tattoos and used up 10 permanent markers.

>>24796568
He's too busy asking "What happened to Magus Anon?"

>>24796911
Woah...

>>24796631
Nice, thanks. I need to check there more often.

I want a Pharaoh to step on me!

>>24795664
Vestigial ass from their Girtabiblu posture days

What’s a monster girl species you want to see introduced? I’m interested in other elemental dragons and a phoenix species

>>24796758
Could I get the source?

>>24796758
She's so demanding!

>>24796991
Why should she? What have you done to earn it?

>>24797095
New Dhibi work

>>24795664
Okayado arachne have two abdomens, the first abdomen featuring a pseudo human "butt." It's unclear the precise function of it, other than looking attractive.

>>24797079
White Knight Wonderland Centaur. She's a proud and noble lady who cannot help but be accidentally lewd.
>>24797123
Recited all her titles from memory.

In order.

>>24797079
Quetzalcoatl!

That and the long awaited balrog and shrimp knight also sound interesting.

>>24797095
https://exhentai.org/g/1685487/ba6ce658ce/

>>24797079
How about a new Youkai? It's been a while, and there are some cool ones out there.

Other than that, an Asura. But of course KC doesn't really do multi-arm girls.

>>24796758
That boy is in danger.

>>24797079
Something related to the abyss. Maybe a Deep one to act like the chaos version of the Umi-osho and Sea Bishop and act as an introduction to the setting.

>>24797197
I’m sure those two giraffes are perfectly safe.

>>24797079
A Phoenix harpy would be fun. But I’d love to see some ‘extinct‘ MGs that get “resurrected” by the DL, like a Wooly Mammoth girl or a Plesiosaur girl.

>When the local, lowely village bar maid dreams of getting it on with the local knight
>Except the 'bar maid' is really a dragon and everyone knows it.
>Its just a very, very indepth fetish for her.

>Wanna be my little spoon tonight?

>>24797359
No, since I'd rather have my face in between her tits

>>24797359
Yes. A thousand times yes. I’m so tired of being alone, I’ll even wear a collar if that means I get to wake up everyday next to someone who actually loves me instead just using me like 95% of everyone I’ve ever known in my life.

>>24797359
No. My wife just got a heated blanket, and we plan on trying it out.

>>24797079
We don't have a fearboner monster yet so I want an Onryo

>>24797430
Surely your family loves you?

Just not in the particular way you want. The way your heart is crying out for.

>>24797446
What is Manticore? What is Arachne?

>>24796325
Neat. I only recently got into Koikatsu and I've been trying to make a class of monstergirls. The Manticore and Cheshire I found on the booru and a random mega link are the best ones so far though. Well, that and this meh attempt at a shortstack Gremlin for my first try.

>>24797329
Keep in mind KC has stated there was no "dinosaur age" in the MGE, though he does have plans for dinosaur-inspired monsters.

>>24797472
are they really scary?

>>24797079
Metal Slime.

>>24797507
They can be, at first. Manticores find it amusing to make men think they are actually going to kill and eat them. Arachne are turned on by men who struggle against them.

>>24797446
Several of the more aggressive mamono also may seem threating at first glance. But yeah, a Zipangu ghost would be neat.

>>24797530
And while we are on the topic of Arachne, remember that the Jorogumo subspecies is empowered the more you "enjoy" her night-face. It's possible to become her little playing even during the day if you lose to your desires.

So there's your psychological fear boner.

>>24796745
Studio Shog, they specialise in hentai OVA's and JAV's with high production values and plot more interesting than "i walked in on my roommate changing clothes and now my hips are moving on their own, wat do?".

Which baphomet gives the best asmr?

>>24797473
Good brown cutie.

>>24795390
Zombies would be confused I bet. How would a litch feel?

>>24797792
Kuro, something about scary voices doing their best to whisper gently makes them the best ASMR.

>>24797335
Is the bar maid the same dragon the knight is marching against

>>24797855
Reminds me of my waifu, although her voice can be rather soothing when she isn't trying to be dramatic.

I know what she's capable of, so having her close enough to whisper in my ear fills me with anticipation. At the same time, though, she'll often try to focus solely on relaxation rather than lewds, so the end result is very pleasant after a few hours.

>>24797883
maybe.
Or maybe she saw a young town guard and has decided he shall be her knight.

>>24797335
Did that lonely dragon queen realize she was setting a trend disguising herself as a tour guide?

>your momster asks you if you like her new shirt
>the words "Semen Demon" are stretched across her tits

>>24797981
No but she'll take the credit when it catches on.

>>24798032
Cute undead she looks strong

>>24797996
>Titania Onee-Momster who always gets tricked by her fairy friends to wear shirts with innuendos on them that always hug her bodacious chest just perfectly

>>24797996
>Not "Semen DeMOM"

do monsters want their neighbors and fellow men to all have sex with monsters?

I want to marry twins, and have them give birth to twins.

>>24797890
>NOOOO you can't just spin you're meant to be noble and refines NOOOOO you can't just act like a zombie
>haha wight go whirr

What monstergirl would get off on you pinching her nose closed during sex the most?

Suppose your waifu could change her species for a day.

What species do you think SHE would choose? So no easy cop outs like "I'm happy with her exactly the way she is." This is something she wants to do for you!

For me, I think she'd go with slimes. She can still mimic a few of her normal features, and blend some of her standard techniques with the unique abilities of a slime.

>>24797436
>he has to heat his blankets

>>24798228
I'm not quite sure. Kiki maybe? Or Mouse? That's a difficult question.

>>24798239
That little Yeti is really smug, what is she up to?

>>24798228
That's easy. Manticore.
I don't really like or care for them, but she loves how intimidating they are and likes the concept of their tails and barbs.

>>24798228
I would have my loli Night Gaunt change to a Wendigo to experience a different type of chaos transformation but without too heavy of a personalty shift of the others.

>>24798228
I honestly don't know what a Holstaur would want to transform into, maybe some kind of loli just to see what it's like?

>>24798228
She's a Demon and I'd think she'd choose Kejourou, Slime, or Tentacle. Those are all great for manhandling, and for stimulating a lot of areas at once.

>>24798276
There's a guy in there too.

>>24798222
This is a nice color on a ryu

>>24798228
Vampire easily. Just to give that foundational nuance roleplaying lacks.

>>24798228
Kraken tentacles would be fun.

>>24798687

Would you?

Squid gang.

>>24798870
you bet your fucking ass, I would.

>>24798870
I'll just stick with my onee-san.

>>24798870
I'm not into sounding, so no thanks

>>24798909
Good man!

If there's one thing EMG left me with despite its faults, it's a love of knightly centaurs.

>>24798870
If it weren’t for the whole dick curse in the end. I would rather just find a sabbath Loki that is a little on the rough end.

>>24798870
Yeah. If I can't slay the demon's pussy, I can just slay the demon. Either way, I'd get mad respect from the locals.

>>24799026
Loli, fucking autocorrect

>>24798870
Nah, not unless she looked more milfy.

>>24799026
Ancient loli cunny and mouth is more than worth a little curse that let's her decide when you cum

>>24799013
Monster Girl Doctorb has them too

But like all horses they must be removed by superior snek

Could you keep fish mg in a tank?

>>24799097
It would have to be a big tank

>>24799086
But centaurs are better than snakes.

>>24796568
I am 11000 words into a jinko story that has spiraled out of control. Will post this week.

>>24799118
>get big tank installed in your house
>it's large enough for you beeg whale shark onee-chan to swim around comfortably
>she often pulls you in for lazy swimming while cuddling

>>24799169
Untrue

If MGE was a western PG-rated cartoon from the early 2000s, what would be a plot for a episode

>>24799211
Nice

>>24799169
Centaurs can't do this.

>>24799272
But it is true. Sneks are overrated. Horses are where it's at.

>>24799233
>tfw her Greenland shark cousin comes to visit
>have to hold her hand because she’s blind
>before she leaves she tells you that she actually didn’t need you to hold her hand all the time but she liked it anyways
>cue furious blushing from Whale Shark Onee-San

>>24799304
But can you ride a snake?

>>24799169
Succubi>Lamia>Beastman types>Centaurs>anything Wonderland related
This is the truth. Some of you may not like it but then again your opinions are shit.

>>24799318
Wrong

>>24799211
You’re doing the lord’s work son.

>>24799322
That's how you wind up in "extra special bonding time" with your onee-chan.

>>24799169
there are no centuars in oxford

>>24799350
Krakens are better than all of them.

>>24798873
You have to admit, she makes a good argument.

>>24799118
i got one that like 3 feet wide.

>>24798228
Pharaoh. She gets to play around with a humanlike body and could try to boss me around.

>>24796758
i want a fox to take me

>>24796758
Must go through a lot of shirts around estrus season.

>>24799349
you can create a saddle for a lamia

>>24799304
>>24799318
They're both good.

Centaurs are good for riding and fisting. Good way to keep your arms warm by just leaving them in her ass and/or pussy

Lamias are good for vore and supreme cuddling. Her body wraps around you as she assault your mouth with her long, slimy tongue.

>>24795683
In the end of the OVA (and the manga) Yuno breaks through into Yuuki's realm and they live happily ever after

Please don't bully the butter knife cursed sword. She has it hard enough.

Tomb Queen!

>>24799708
>Cursed daggers are loli cursed swords

>>24799708

>>24799585
What if you assault her tongue?

>>24799721
>"Settra does not sub! She doms!"

>>24799708
Cursed swords are cool and all, but how about some unorthodox cursed weaponry?
>Cursed chainsaw
>Cursed chanclas
>Cursed lead pipe

stop doing speeches and just kidnap

>>24799744
>she yells this as you’re pounding her from behind with her hands tied to the bed posts

>>24799825
I like the mundane stuff like cursed broom

>>24799721
Something about this Pharaoh doesn't look wight...

I'm gonna steal a Jinko's pagoda

>>24799832
Its a warning.
She's going to shatter your pelvis once you've tired yourself out.

>>24799832
>can dom with both hands tied behind her back

>>24798371
Good taste

>>24800223
Reminder that Lucifer is a sexy old hag!

>>24798032
This is the kind of cute Undead you have as an assistant when doing Necromantic research.

>>24800267
horse ass

>>24800016
She's got enough butt to do it, Anon!

>>24800375
>The new boss is awfully pale

>>24800375
H-how does that work?

>>24800413
Anon I've seen less forms than I've seen of her fat tight covered ass.
>>24800430
My wife has her secrets-!

>>24800483
More arms=more hugs

Gentlemen.
Warg girls.
They're to werewolves as jinkos are to werecats.

I'm gonna bully the Jinko at Myouren Temple!

>>24800267

>>24800509
So just a hellhound without the fire

>>24800594
Probably more /fit/ too.

>>24796758
Dhibi is great. Not sure how the less lewd version has a manga now https://mangadex.org/title/50277/until-you-beg-so-sweetly

>>24800630
And so, today I discovered something incredible

>>24800680
There was an anon translating it but I think they've stopped

>>24800630
I really dislike the way he draws extremities.

Centaurs are garbage tier trash, this is the best kind of horsepussy.

http://imgbox.com/cLx8DJWE

>>24800754
What an awful image, how dare you post this here
I'm not going to save this image

>>24800754
Dude wtf

>>24800754
it's shit

>>24800754
Fuck off

>>24800754
Ponyshit aside I wish I had a maid like that.

>>24799873
>cursed broom
Isn't that just a Kiki in her chuuni phase

>>24800754
Meido please bless us with a public execution

>>24800506
>>24800483
Do you like the extra arms being above or below the regular set of arms?

>>24800754
KDF is slipping but you don't need to bring that shit here.

>>24799349

>>24800814
Not him, but personally, I prefer both. Six arms. Enough to completely restrain me, and still feel me up.

>>24798239
Ice Queens sleep with heated blankets when they can't find a husband, but don't tell anybody

>>24800459
>>24800413
>boss comes up behind you while you're working
>puts her hands on your shoulders, puts her head uncomfortably close to yours as she looks over your shoulder at the screen
>asks if you want a "hand" with your work
>feel a finger trace down your spine
>both of her hands are still squeezing your shoulders

>>24800847
I can dig it

>>24800886
I love all the friends, specially the ones with benefits

is there such a thing as angry punishment femdom?

>>24800923
Big soft benefits, you say?

>>24800929
Just doesn't seem like femdom if she isn't smugly or sadistically laughing...gfd notwithstanding

What you're describing seems more like some rare varieties of reverse ryona, which has a different feel than regular femdom.

>>24800877
MAOU KNOWS I AIN'T SNITCHING TO NO HR RATA

>>24800877
I better show her how competent I am by telling her I don't need help and skipping my lunch break so I can finish the project early for her

>>24800965
The biggest and the softest.
Gotta improve interspecies relations.

>>24801009
Anon I regret to inform you that the lunch break was just gonna be her sitting on your face.

>>24800895
Can you dig it?

>>24801009
>skipping my lunch break so I can finish the project early for her
that won't do she won't let an employee neglect themselves like that

>>24801030
That's dumb, you need a proper meal or you'll run out of energy.

>>24801076
Anon are you implying her tight covered ass isn't a balanced and healthy lunch?

Big borger

>>24801009
If you start skipping lunches the office monsters are gonna notice

>>24801098
waow

>>24801082
You're not even ingesting anything it's scientifically not food.

>>24796758
I dunno they look harmless to me.

>>24801125
Explain how I've been employee of the month 6 months in a row then.

>>24801098
How can you even eat that? Is it still a burger, if you're only able to bite bread, and then a chunk of patty and then a mouthful of some salad and cheese And then another mouthful of bread?

>>24801139
Because you escape the soul crushing monotonous drudgery of reality by retreating into your mind and fantasising about monstergirls.

>>24801159
>How can you even eat that?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of FREEDOM!

USA! USA! USA!

>>24795837
Stupid succ!
You should have pulled away!

>>24801131
Ripe for marriage

>>24801181
I'm pretty sure you're on some BLM watchlist now.

How do you know if the mofu you fluff is 100% authentic

>>24801147
I know I should try for better, but I've had more dreams of this spider than of any monster girl.

>>24801111
I wonder how monsters would feel about my frequent self neglect

>>24801233
>implying I wouldn't already be on your watchlist too, fucker

>>24801255
Self-neglect is one of the biggest ways to bring out my waifu's cute, pouty side.

Not on purpose though, or she'll go sadistically hard dom.

>>24801236
light tail tug to make sure it isn't a buttplug

>>24801256
I am not a luminescent american.

>>24801290
I'm calling you /pol/, retard. Whatever. this is just shitposting anyway.

>>24801238
I don't see anything wrong with that. She's amazing.

Tomboy spiders sure are athletic

>>24801238
Lucky. I don't think I've had any notable dreams since that one with...nevermind...

I want to love Arachnes but I'm scared of regular spiders so I wouldn't want a spider girl to feel bad because she thinks I'm scared of her

How often do you Anons get into disagreements with your waifu/s, and what are they about? Do they ever escalate into fights? How do you normally make amends? (fugging is an acceptable but boring answer)

>>24801315
>Calling me retard
Your post is terribly opaque. Maybe you should strip back a few layers of irony or whatever, you're a few in too deep into your own head. There's no logical way your "I'm on your watchlist, fucker" statement leads to /pol/.

>>24801408
Try watching spiders from afar. They're cool.
I still whine like a bitch if they get close, though.

Also, your fear would just turn them on.

>>24801421
yeah they are awesome from afar but I scream like a bitch the moment it gets near

>>24799169
This. Snakes are just fat worms.

>>24801441
why are you even scared of spiders they are just bugs m8

>>24801411
Never.

>>24801417
I could go over my line of reasoning, but frankly I don't see the point.
I'm going to do the adult thing and end this stupid conversation.

>>24801441
Why must boys always play coy? If you want to be sexually bullied you can always just ask.

>>24801464
Your introspection comes off as a little tryhard and awkward. Ease up on it a little maybe.

>>24801411
I occasionally daydream about going on a vacation to Wonderland, but she isn't fond of the place. We go on plenty of trips elsewhere, though.

And she and I disagree on Succubi. Her interpersonal skills are somehow worse than my social awkward ass, but all that reverse the moment a Succ takes an interest in us. I just don't trust them, okay?

>>24801459
when I was a little boy during gym class we went outside and while walking in a line to the football field we had to stop for some reason and during that a huge fucking wolf spider crawled onto my foot and to make it worse I was wearing sandals so I could feel it crawling on my toes

>>24801531
>huge fucking wolf spider crawled onto my foot and to make it worse I was wearing sandals so I could feel it crawling on my toes
Would Arachnes be fascinated by human legs?

>>24801531
when the portals open that spider will come back for you

>>24801531>>24801558
Anon has been marked, holy shit

>>24801572
And it won't be a normal spidergirl, it'll be a weirdo with a foot fetish.

I hope wolf spider girls have wolf ears.

>>24801520
What's wrong with succubi?
>>24801531
>>24801553
I could see girls with monstrous lower bodies taking to humanoid lower bodies.
>footfag arachne

>>24801572
Oh no anon a bird just flew over my house, does this mean I'm marked?!

>>24801111
>start skipping lunch to work on a certain project that’s needed to be done in two weeks
>the girls in the office notice and now everyday you have about eight different girls fighting over who’s lunch will you eat

>>24801595
The entire flock, yep.

>>24801595
only if that bird also landed on you

>>24801508
Would you really like to know my reasoning? Like I said, it's entirely pointless.

I saw your anti-BLM stance, strong enough you felt the need to bring it up here of all places--talking about hamburgers of all things--and made a guess at where your politics lie. This led me to /pol/. And finally, "your watchlist", which probably has a few people like (((me))) on it. Sorry for wasting your time reading this. I certainly wasted my time typing it all out.

>>24801558
If she apologizes I'd forgive her for terrifying me

Please stop with the off topic stuff

>>24801586
>They are robust and agile hunters with excellent eyesight. They live mostly in solitude and hunt alone, and do not spin webs. Some are opportunistic hunters pouncing upon prey as they find it or even chasing it over short distances. Some wait for passing prey in or near the mouth of a burrow.
Considering they aren't web weavers I could see them halving wolf ears to help their hunting

>>24801587
>What's wrong with succubi?
I get a bit antsy about high-level succubi. My waifu knows a thing or two about eromancy, but I trust her to hold back.
I just don't trust strong succubi to do the same, so I end up acting weird around them. Yes, I know it sounds silly. My waifu is trying to convince me I have nothing to be afraid of but...well, couples aren't expect to agree on everything.

>>24801408
I think you would get over your fear of spiders very quickly desu

>>24800754
Fuck ponies. All my homies hate ponies.

>>24794983
>Specific subset of Karens, the Danuki Karen
>Danukarens
>Literal penny-pinching shekel hoarders who will bitch and shout at the cashier until they take their out of date voucher along with the dozen other one-per-transaction discounts she pulls out of her pants.
>Shes budgeted a whole hour for this screamfest so when she gets out early she can spend the remaining time drinking her boxed wine she transferred back into glass bottles.

>>24801646
Finished. Sorry. Have some doge

>>24801646
Yeah arachnes don't belong in this thread

>24801667
>Karen
Reddit

>>24801667
Your meme is bad and you should feel bad.

>>24801667
>t. Mofu Mafia

>>24801670
I don't understand why people obsess over this game so much. Is it like postironic introduction to date sims and monstergirls for some kind of superturbonormies? Because to be honest, there is nothing good in it but music, and even it gets old after like 15 minutes

What happens if you do this in front your favorite MG species?
https://youtu.be/MwuV6eWJwe0

>>24801713
>I don't understand why people obsess over this game so much
It's free, easy, and has cute women in it.

>>24801699
They aren't a mafia they are a legitimate business

I want to join a Sabbath just for the familiars!

>>24801713
People are horny.
Porn has the answer.
IM A COOOMER, IM COOOOOOOMIN!!!!
And yeah, normies tend to get overwhelmed when confronted by MGs. Just look at the bunnygirl from Shounen Hero TV Anime Show.

>>24801713
It satisfies my need for suits, if only temporarily.

>>24801739
The suit fetish is the real charm point.

>>24801725
That's just what they want you to think

>>24801738
>And yeah, normies tend to get overwhelmed when confronted by MGs.
Remember Bowsette?

>>24801733
I want to join the Sabbath just for the familiars buttholes dripping cum after a hot session of lovemaking!

>>24801408
I was in the same boat before. I was terrified spiders after a brown recluse decided to use my underwear drawer as a nest when I was a kid. Just conquer your fear through exposure, and enjoy spider pussy.

>>24801775
Do you think a Familar would be flexible enough to lap up the cum from her own leaky anus?

>>24801621
Wait are you actually jewish? Lol, that explains why you're so far into your own head. No my initial remark was more a jab at the quintessential patriot, a role you were playing/parodying. All the rest is something you've projected.

>>24801757
Gray foxes are cute

>>24801757
If they aren't a legitimate business then why is it i can order food at their restaurants clearly if they were cooking the books all i'd get is soggy paper to eat

>>24801531
>>24801794
>Footfag spider and underwear spider
What is with anons and having encounters with kinky spiders?

>>24800718
How does dhibi keep getting all my fetishes.

And shut up, the fingers are a stylistic choice.

>>24801723
>It's free, easy, and has cute women in it.
99% of MG media is like that

>>24801889
The arachne are moving Anon, they MOVE

>>24801923
it's also in english

what holidays do monsters celebrate for each month?

>>24801932
89% of MG media is like that

>>24801889
Spiders are smart and smart people are kinky

How do you stop Sabbath monsters from having sex?

>>24801937
you poor thing.

>>24801957
ground them

>>24801957
Just say no.

>>24801957
Chastity belts!

>>24801957
tell them that they're too young

>>24801738
>People are horny.
>Porn has the answer.
It sucks, though.

>>24801937
We get it. You hate popular things because COOMERS REDDIT CRINGE.

Ugh

>>24801991
>Chastity belts!
How would that work for a manticore she has another pussy

>>24802012
A specialized muzzle and/or lots and lots of duct tape.

>>24802012
Duct tape it shut and put little corks on the end of the spines.

>>24801713
The average person doesn't have a critical eye and will like most things that they interact with, unless if it's blindingly offensive to taste, and they are more likely to interact with something that is popular, since they see it more often.

This is the dream

>>24801991
>chastity over a rubber suit
must be sweaty

Gazer would like to remind you to get a good night's sleep.

>>24802045
Alright, if by "night" you mean "5am-12pm"

>>24802001
That's an awful lot of projecting, anon.

>>24801955
>Spiders are smart
I wonder who could be behind that post

>>24801315
unironically kys

Are funnel web arachnes NEETs that stay inside their room?

>>24802128
Literally?

>>24801486
If you have to ask to be bullied then they won't do as good of a job, they'll have performance anxiety!

>>24796758
Foxes are meant to be seen, not heard.

>>24802153
But what sound do they even make? What does the fox say?

>>24801892
I'm glad he was posted, he checks a lot of boxes for me too.

The salad fingers I can tolerate, it's those damn toes.

>>24802153
those tails need brushed and pampered

>>24797079
Wolf tengu, aka heavenhounds.

Gentlemen!
Dragon-Wight
That is all.

>>24801229
>ripe
So she's like 300 years old?

>>24802170
>Fuuh mueh!

>>24802189
I bet they have much softer mofu, compared to the tangled mess that makes a Hellhound's fur.

>>24802170
Fox goes "mmph!"

>>24801713
It's free right?

>>24802245
All games are free

Ok all you bondagefags, what is the best way to gag a monstergirl?

>>24802284
Wait, the girl's supposed to be the one getting gagged?

>>24802284
It's always the other way around for me...

>>24802284
VERY thoroughly.

>>24802300
>>24802316
Fine then, which gags do you lads prefer?

>>24802284
with this

>>24802329
Made out of my wife's silk

>>24802300
>>24802316
If you don't want to get bitten, hexed, or listen to her snappy one-liners.

>>24802128
He can't help his neurosis.

>>24802419
But I want to, and I don't have much choice anyway

Lizard girl using her own tail as a makeshift dildo?

>>24802557
>and I don't have much choice anyway
Why would you want someone who wouldn't respect your desires? The whole point of bondage is for it to be safe, sane, and consensual.

>>24802529
A lewd trap for lower level adventurers.

>>24795580
Strong girls to protect you from the world!

>>24794983
I STILL prefer green orcs.

>>24802919
And I prefer green Goblins.

>>24802919
Disgusting

>>24801713
I haven't played the game and don't intend to.
I don't need reasons beyond cute dogs.

>>24802946
Arousing

>>24802946
left is best

>>24802951
generic

>>24802919
This but with a porc

>>24803079
The position is really good, I wanna try it with my Dragon

>>24802865
Strong girls to protect you!

>>24802865
>>24803165
but who will protect you from her?

>>24802584
I have no choice because I love her

>>24803255
There is no shield against love.

>>24794983
MGE with VTubers:

>Female vtubers: "Sounds like a great way to get a husband, I need to get myself some equipment."
>Male vtubers: They'd simp for them, and it will be embarrassing. Bright side, you know your job is going to be lucrative, even if eventually one of those simps will likely find and rape marry you, as marriage won't stop most mamono. However, the men who make the most would probably be single and on the move, constantly dodging horny mamono.

Alternatively...

I think simplification might be the worst problem facing monster girl society.

Monstergirls operate one of two ways- unrepentant womansluts (until they finally decide to settle down with their latest conquest) or they become single-target sexualities, and relentlessly pursue a man until they get him.

So what happens if a bunch of monstergirls fall for a man that's impossible to obtain? What if say they were fictional? A Husbando so to say. What if they are say a King, whose already amassed a harem?

I think that if they didn't personally know the person then they are still capable of rehabilitation- but they aren't going to seek rehabilitation because 'they're in love'. So what happens when you have a bunch of monstergirl incels?

>>24803366
I think that you need to look up what "SIMP" stands for

>>24803366
>Monstergirls operate one of two ways- unrepentant womansluts (until they finally decide to settle down with their latest conquest)
proofs?

>>24803388
Like every other retarded meme it stands for whatever I want

Why does a monster girl become a litch? I don't remember them being a species on their own. Are there litches for each race?

>>24803462
cocks

>>24803462
It's Lich, there is no 't'. Furthermore, yes. A Lich simply houses her soul externally.

Return the slab!

>>24803514
WHATS YER OFFER!?

>>24798870
I don't want to die.