/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>24897298
If Hina was my wife, it would never not be pregnant Hina time.

>>24897298
>>24897408
Making mini Hinas all year!

Marrying Shion and showing how much you care about her to start a family sounds good at first. It'd probably make her pretty happy knowing that you'd be willing to put up through so much hardship for her. But knowing her misfortune the more I think about it the more sad it kinda gets. There's probably a chance she'd miscarriage or end up having some difficulty with the child, and although I'd probably grieve with her it's just really sad to think about.

There are a lot of wonderful women in Gensokyo. But I would love to marry Aya! Not only is she cute and energetic, she is also intelligent and perceptive. I feel like it would be very exciting to be married to her, every day is a new scoop or some new adventure. I would do my best to make her happy. Perhaps I could help edit her articles or cook for her while she worked. Aya is confident and outgoing, but I feel like she has a hidden shy side to her that I would be able to coax out. Imagine her cute blushing face when you tell her how beautiful she is in her new casual dress!

Mystia will set the world record for most eggs laid by one bird.

>>24898155
When Aya finally gets pregnant, we would be overjoyed and excited for our future family. I would do my absolute best to provide support for her. Through cooking, working, cleaning, massages, emotional support, whatever she needs to help out, I would do my best.

After birth, I would continue to support her. We would raise the kid well, and instill good morals and behaviors into her (or him.) When our child was old enough that Aya could separate from her (or him) for longer periods of time, I would happily take care of our child so that she could return to working normally, if she wanted to. She is so fast that she could return at a moments notice if needed, so she would never be far, even if she is across Gensokyo. I think Aya would be very happy with a child. And so would I. Especially if it is with her.

>>24897298
That baby is going to come out spinning

>>24897298
The nuclear birb, she is so beautiful and innocent. She is a little fool and she is not aware of the power that she has, so I would teach her many things about her power and the beauty of life, obviously I would take care of her day and night if Satori allows me.
She would be a very good wife and a very good mother for the daughter that I would like to have. We would live quietly at home and I would take care of little Okuu while mom goes to work, at night we would sleep together warmly ... And if mom Okuu wants more children, I would give her all she wants.

>>24899908
Okuu would be an excellent mom!

Here's a list:

1. Kogasa
2. Kogasa
3. Kogasa
4. Kogasa
5. Kogasa
6. Kogasa
7. Kogasa
8. Kogasa
9. Kogasa
10. Kogasa

>>24900069
I very very agree anon, excellent and sweet mom. By the way, that mommy Okuu looks so beautiful!! and little Okuu too!!

>>24900910
Okuu is ditzy and dumb, but thats part of what would make her such a great mom! It would be a growing experience for her, as she learns things herself to teach her daughter.

Going to make powerful Dhampir children with my cute loliwife remi!

I believe that Reimu would be a wonderful mother as well. She would be loyal to her husband, ensuring a stable family environment. She can also teach her daughter all about the world, the dangers, and what she needs to do in order to thrive. Reimu would make a great wife and mother! She needs help getting food and money though, and thats where her husband comes in.

>>24900955
That's right, she would learn many things of the life and mature a lot.

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>>24901179
Cute mommys

>>24897298
Yukari would be a tossup
Her genes would be without peer, but her personality and morality may not be the best for raising well adjusted children

>>24897298
Meiling! She is so sweet yet at the same time so strong and fierce. She knows how to fight to protect, and she gets along great with kids (fairies). She can be stoic and reliable, as well as cheerful and girly! I would give it all to my china gal!

>>24898155
>>24898552
I wonder though, if Aya fell in love with a human and chose to marry him, would the other Tengu on Youkai Mountain tolerate it? Would I be allowed to move in? Would I be shunned and hated? Would Aya be exiled? Either way, I would devote myself to her to ensure her happiness and the safety of our children.

>>24903356
Good choice anon

>>24897298
Sanae
Sanae
She is a good and kind girl with good qualities
Would spend whole life
Farming and crafting things
Yes
Not/Applicable

I would also like to make Satori a mother. I want to make at least 300 mini-Satoris. 2 to 5 with Sanae. Maybe give Alice 1 child.

>>24901179
Not to mention Reimu needs to breed to ensure Gensokyo's survival. Are you up to the task, anon?

>>24907827
Absolutely. A simple life with Reimu, raising a family together sounds very wonderful indeed. This outside world we live in is so complex and everything is so mentally tiring and challenging and requires complex training and experience to be good at. I think I just want to work a field or perform some craft. With Reimu at my side, anything would be doable, though.

I too have spent an embarrassing amount of time thinking about this OP

given absolutely free choice of any 2hu ignoring the actual lore that probably makes most of them unable to bear children I'd go with Ran since it seems like the best compromise between getting good strong children and a personality that could be enjoyed over a lifetime.

Realistically though I'd probably have to settle for one of the more human integrated yokai, so probably Sekibanki

completely ignoring any semblance of canon I'd go with Seija purely to be a contrarian

>>24909261
Making many half ghost, half daikon half human abominations with Tojiko!

>>24909813
Good taste, she would be a very protective mother anon

I want to be with Yuuka & marry her. I want to be there when she's at her lowest & finally have someone else to talk to besides her lovely flowers. Yuuka is misunderstood & very little people would even try to get in contact with her. I do understand the risks of doing so, but you will never know until you try, & besides, there is only a net positive in this gamble.

I want to be there when Yuuka finally teases me for the first time, I want to be there when Yuuka finally opens up to me, & I want to be there when she decides to settle down & start a happy family with me.

I would take care of our daughter in her small house in the Garden of the Sun & after she's done tending her flowers; me, our daughter, & Yuuka can finally go back to Mugenkan to cuddle on our bed until we fall asleep.

>>24901475
>>24900955
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>>24899908
as an Okuu lover these images of her with a daughter make me tremendously happy. I've never wanted to make a family so badly with anyone ever before.

I would definitely marry and have puppies with Momiji.

>>24897298
Suika.

She's big on "her own", so I imagine if you wooed her she'd be a power mom.

>>24909813
>>24910217
This sounds great!

What quality of life would a half-vengeful spirit ghost half human have? Would they be shunned away from the human village? Would they be shunned by Youkai as well?

>>24913085
What would half-Oni half Humans be like? Would they be like Kasen? Would they have horns? Would the horns always be out, or only when they activated powers?

Would Suika care for the kids well? Or would she be neglectful and drunk all day long? Would Suika be a loving and loyal spouse? Would she work you to death, or be a kind and fair wife?

>>24900178
Bero-bero-based

Yuuka. I want to heal her heart. I want to see our kids run and play in her beautiful flower fields.

>>24920475
Yuuka deserves to smile

>>24918481
given her perpetual drunkenness, the baby is probably going to be severely brain damaged and deformed

>>24897298
Hina of course, she's so nice but lives such a lonely life. That she's still so cheery and kind despite her circumstances forcing others to avoid her makes me think she'd totally shower her (our) children with all her affection. I believe she'd be a really active and doting mother.

>>24918443
They'd probably end up as thieving magicians who are good friends with a shrine miko.

That feel when no cute bunny loli wife to welcome you home with a hug and a smile after a long day at work, nor to serve you a warm, delicious, homemade meal, then to ask if you want to take a bath together, where she would wash your back and offer you her slender loli body, then in the heat of the mating she would greedily demand your seed inside her womb, and immediately after you finish pumping her small belly full of your baby batter she would whisper into your ear things like "now you're going to be a papa".

;~;

Go ahead and laugh if you want, I know that she herself probably would at the idea of a human falling in love with an amanojaku. But somehow I can't be okay with her just accepting that she's supposed to be alone as a matter of course due to what she is.

>>24923795
Wrong thread
The pedophilia thread is 2 doors down

>>24924393
Get triggered nigger faggot kike

>>24924393
Fuck you.

All of these posts are making me want a child of my own!

Ran, but only if I also get to adopt Chen.

>>24897298
Mom - Junko
Wife - Alice
Daughters - Kogasa and Youmu
Sisters - Reimu and Rin
Aunt - Yuuka
Mother-in-law - Seija
Family friend - Satori

>>24921951
Why would oni produce offspring that aren't immune to the worst effects of alcohol?

>>24932700
your daughters are bully magnets, dude!

>>24935768
Not to worry, their grandmother will make sure to beat up any meanies that would dare bully them.

>>24932974
It would be a half oni

>>24898081
A threesome with Tenshi would probably solve that.

>>24924659
Bunny _u__y

>>24939508
bunny bully!

It would be cozy to have a well-adjusted youkai like Banki to be my wife. Like at first, I wouldn't even know she was a youkai, but by the time I found out, we're already happily married, and then it'd be our little secret. It'd be especially charming to see her haughty exterior slowly crumble from my continued headpats!

It'll also be fun having all of the heads around to play with!

>>24932700
Wait, that's not how a family works!

>>24943625
That sounds like a lot of fun!

Extremely wholesome thread.

>>24943625
The thought just flashed in my mind just now - the moment I would propose to Banki.

I would find her by the riverbank, as usual. underneath a willow tree. She would always give me a disinterested gaze even though we'd been seeing each other for a while now. At this point, I was, to her, still only "a weirdo who would go out of his way to talk with me". But today I'd come in my cleanest yukata, and was hiding something behind my back.

She would feign disinterest at this too, at first, but her cautious nature would inevitably lead her to ask what it was I was holding. And that's when I'd pop the question. I'd bring out the tiny wooden box. Lifting the lid would reveal a ring, made of a slightly cheap but still precious metal, with a tiny cut of a gem I'd saved up all my summer labor to buy. Just the sight of her panicked, flushed face makes my heart race, and in the end she could not even bring herself to speak. And instead, she would pull close, tug at my sleeve and bury her face in my chest.

I dont think I can impregnate an umbrella. I'm all for giving it a shot or 50 but I dont think this is gonna work

>>24963563
on the plus side you won't have to worry about half umbrella monstrosities running about.

>>24963598
Would that be so bad?

>>24897298
At the current state I don't think I would be a good father. And I didn't really thought about it, how I would take care of them and I really couldn't.

>>24903156
Yukari is ultra high iq
She could be the best mom if she wanted to be a mom

While there's nothing I'd love more than to settle down and raise a clutch of little half-amanojaku hellraisers, Seija doesn't really strike me as the type to settle down. But there's something painfully romantic about the thought of being lovers on the lamb, too. Like Bonny and Clyde. But then, those types of stories rarely get a happy ending, not that thinking about that would be nearly enough to keep me from following her.

>>24988996
Tying seija down would definitely take a surprise after a one night stand

>>24988996
Is there anything more romantic than losing your life along with your loved one in a last stand shootout against the man?

>>24897298
Eirin.
No, she would test drugs on them.
Bun in the oven and run.
No she wouldn't be happy. Eirin does't seem like she would be happy with kids. Too busy with the princess.


>>24901179
>>24898552
>>24898155
Why would you want to marry a prostitute.

>>24903356
Oh yeah I like the idea of marrying Kurenai.

>>24988996
Taming the wild one would be quite rewarding, though. Seeing her act cute, soft, and nurturing instead of wild would be a real treat.

>>24897298
To answer all of those.

Sakuya Izayoi. I do believe she’d be a good mother but I wouldn’t just simply pump, dump, and run. Nah I’d stick around marry her and raise a nice happy family. And of course I’d support the family by well.....doing work at the SDM. Because of course it’d be that. Also as an upside least Sakuya would have a descendant/descendants and somebody to fill the head maid role if she ever dies.

>>24998145
fuck work, just live off the Remi's fortune and become another NEET parasite affixed to the SDM like Patche.

I love preg. That's all.

Satori!
I imagine at the begining she would do everything she can to keep me away since she seems the type to be self sabotaging to protect herself after her sister.
After meeting her at a party following SA I would keep trying to get undergeound, and with Orin's help would live in chiriden as satori's pet human as an excuse to reimu.

Then after a couple of years and lots of coaxing, she'd give birth to human/satori twins, able to close and open their eyes at will so that they can turn off their mind reading at will.

>>24910485
You are one brave man.

>>24998989
That's a good artist, you have good taste.

>>24928204
Start immediately.

>>24999054
Yuuka would like bravery
She wouldn't let a coward sire her children

I think I'll be happy if I can play music with Lunasa every day.

>>25027527
What instrument would you play, anon?

>>24997518
I want to hold her and stroke her pretty tricolored hair and gently rub her little horns. I want her to tell me she hates it when I do that, but with the way she blushes and moves her head into the affection telling a different tale.

>>24998474
Honestly. Thats probably a better idea.

>>24897298
Sakuya without a doubt.
Remi and Flan exist so there’s two potential playmates. If Reimu wants to drop by, that’s fine too.

>>25033417
Absolutely based

>>25035730
on what?

>>25035776
on another artist's work because ZUN is a hack

>>25036982
DADDY NOOOOOOOOOO

>>25036982
>>25037028
What an absolutley fantastic character design he took and perfected. Sasuga ZUN-sama

Okuu fills me with lots of paternal desires every time I look at her, and I always dreamed of having a nuclear family with her. Satori being there to help would also be a major bonus. Their whole family dynamic always seemed so cute and wholesome to me in general, and id be glad to have her support since she loves her precious pet so much.

All Touhou are infertile. I've checked.

Okuu hands down. The most motherly of all the 2hus with a body made for breeding.

>>25064062
That borb is too small to be pregnant safely

cowe
she is a nice to humans but all alone in sanzu river
i could take care of her fishing buisness while she takes care of a baby

>>25010657
I see.

>>25064062
A creature meant for breeding.

kitten factory

>>25090676
I wonder if spirits could use her pregnancies as a form of reincarnation

>>25092007
That's more Hina's department I imagine.

>>25092444
Getting to go to Gensokyo and having Hina as your mom sounds like a dream come true.

>>25092444
that belly is too massive to have just one baby in it

>>25092857
Hina is giving birth to every /jp/sie reincarnating into Gensokyo! All at once!

>>25132902
Aah... ahh.... Goddess's belly!

>>25112943
That's a lot of mouths to feed!

Greatest friend.

I know this isn't quite relevant, but I found a picture the other day of marisa and reimu doing their hair up like hina and I stupidly didn't save it
does anyone else have it?

>>25153734
She'd birth the greatest engineers

She'd probably be a great housewife actually

>>25176148
Ops. Forgot pic

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>>25176167
Oh great, now I reflexively remembered THAT Kyouko doujin.

>>25090676
Between Orin, Okuu, Satori and Koishi the Palace of the Earth Spirits would be a fucking ranch if I could have my way.

>>25200228
I would love to visit the Ranch of the Earth Spirits and get to pet a tiny baby Satori!

>>25200228
Oh my.

Quiet cottage lifestyle in the countryside. Her entire youkai deal is she rescues children lost in the mountains and raises them as her own.

>>25219309
Imagine softly breaking Satori bit by bit with a 24/7 thought bombardment of how cute and sexy she is while pregnant until breeding becomes her chief pride and pleasure, milking her in the morning and pleasuring her at night with you and the other Palace residents doing everything possible to make her lewd motherly body feel g-o-o-d.

God I want to pleasure Satori so hard that her third eye rolls back!

>>25090676
Yes I want to partake in this.

>>25251521
You'll have to get her new clothes.

For me, I'd choose Junko. She's already given birth before so we know she's fertile and she has a much smaller chance of dying during pregnancy. She's also much more intelligent and more capable than the other mommy-bodied 2hus.

>>24907918
Choosing to raise a child in poverty is a shitty thing to do

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>>24920475
Yuuka would abandon her own child just to get her alone time so you'd have to be responsible for most of the parenting.

>>24924659
I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Tewi is incapable of carrying children due to her childish build.

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>>25064062
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>>24899908
Good choice.

>>25252301
Rabbits can become sexually mature at 3 months. I think she'll be just fine.

>>25252382
Yes, but her baby would come out half human and her hips may be too narrow to carry a half human child without complications. It's best to have her on estrogen pills for around 2-4 years so her hips will widen and childbirth will be more pleasant.

>>25252579
Hope Eirin's got some drugs.

>>25252798
Nigga, who do you think you're talking about

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>>25252884
Why did Diisuke reduce them back to P cups?

>>25252996
It's a mystery. The Urumi doujin annoyed the fuck outta me anyway.

>>25253028
Yeah I hate that NTR shit. Does it still count as NTR though if Eirin straight up asked Reisen to have sex with her husband, not out of desire to watch but because she couldn't do it herself?

>>25253213
I’d argue.....mmmm well I’d say it is and isn’t. It’s complicated

>>25252210
The best alice is more alice

>>25252301
Why do you have such little faith in a character whos entire theme is nuturing life
Yuuka is just as fertile as the fields she tends to

>>25252301
>Choosing to raise a child in poverty is a shitty thing to do
As long as you can properly care for the child (food, shelter, clothing, care,) there is no reason you should let money stop you from having children. There are plenty of children raised in poverty that are quite happy. Your parenting and love is far more important than how big your house is, how nice your car is, or if you can afford the special ultra organic free range food, or that fancy clothing brand from the outlet mall.

>Yuuka would abandon her own child just to get her alone time so you'd have to be responsible for most of the parenting.
No, she would raise it lovingly and teach it to tend the flowers just as she does. Yuuka is actually quite caring and nurturing. The headcanon that she is a brutal destroyer is a false meme created by one line that she said off-hand after being woken up at night, her home broken into by a home-invader.

>I wouldn't be surprised to hear that Tewi is incapable of carrying children due to her childish build.
All of the earth rabbits are around that size when mature, so it is normal for them. A half-human half-earth rabbit would likely also take on the smaller stature to some extent and I doubt birth would be a significant problem.


Now imagine an umbrella mom.

Banzai.

>>25263770
She was once a babysitter.

>>24900178
You forgot Kogasa

>>24943625
You just want to fuck her neck, admit it.

Having some blue haired babies would be nice
They'd be as durable as space marines too

>>25266914
Only if she finds it kinky too. If it bothers her, then I don't wanna do it either!

>>25030271
>Wife Seija danbooru pool exists.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/12754

>>25281844
She gained some weight. I don't mind at all.

>>24901164
dips on remillia too
wonder what flan will think of this

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>>25281882
chubby amanojaku
very good.
good choice anon

>>25281926
might as well take flan as a concubine

>>24903156
>inb4 the child will be almost identical to Maribel Hearn

>>25282022
That a good or bad thing?

>>25282215
Good thing.
we get a half-Youkai of Boundaries

>>25282215
Bad thing.
I like to think Merry is made of better genes than what anon can offer.

>>25282315
I see. Reimu's not gonna be overjoyed.

>>25282369
>>25282369

>Bad thing. I like to think Merry is made of better genes than what anon can offer.
How's that a bad thing though.

>>25282401
inb4 she's gonna eat her own babies

>>25282401
wholesome

>>25182279
Which one?

>>25283183
Very.

>>25283409
Beautiful.

>>24921951
In other words, another anon. You are a cruel man.

>>25028444
Meat flute

>>25317069
Please don't be rude. Lunasa is a modest, refined young lady; if you act like that in front of her, she might come to dislike you!

>>24903156
With the master's blessing.

i would introduce birth control to gensyoko

I've loved Okuu for 11 years now, and the idea of making a family with her has been something I daydreamed about for the past 7 thanks to various doujinshi people made for her and her fanon daughter in the past. Not a day goes by where I don't think about both of them.

>>25331708
okina would not like that very much

I don’t want children ever

Making a doll army with Medicine!
I feel since after her ending she wants explore more and know more about the world she would be an adventurous type of mom. Someone to cast her doubts aside and never abandon her. She can already control her poisons and her bubbly/cheerful personality is adorable!
Plus, Eirin being an auntie or grandmother figure to the kid would be cute.

>>25281844
Any other series or pools like this?

>>25331708
Fuck off, Eirin.

>>24907918
>"...Hurry."

>>25282401