/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

i fucking hate that bitch

きｔら！！

Submit to Mel !

Ayame!

This is the thread

>early
>deleted
>early
>not deleted
Fucking meidos.

>>25245814
sry botan poster, i would ritual in your threads but it's looking like the meidos deleting botan post narrative is real

So when are the next auditions

I'm going to cheat on this burger with her bitch sister.

botan is not allowed in /jp/

>>25246931
Will Coco Kaine ever be real?

Watame....

was /hlg/s reaction to 4th gen as autistic as it is for the 5th?

Watame...

Yeah Watame doesn't suffee depression and shit, just talk with fans and start cry for mimutes

>sigh sigh sigh....sigh
>*Supacha*
>Sigh sigh...arigatou.... (Yeah, just give me your money)

Bros...watame mental health is declining

>>25245817
You are on point.

why is she always crying bros.

How is Risu the twitch ewhore when Watame cries for supachas?

>>25247040
no /half/ in general wasnt as autistic. or maybe it was more autistic then and normalfags are the problem now. Either way old thing good.

I wonder if the eye tracking software the girls use works perfectly with glasses on, or they're forced to not wear them.

>>25247177
Join the family and she might stop crying

I HATE the sheep.

>>25247207
She actually does
>Cry
>Supacha and new memberaheep
>Stop cry

>>25247225
I want to EAT the sheep.

>>25247040
/hlg/ didn't exist back then. It was just one vtuber thread.

>>25245823
>love*
typo

>>25247040
Wait, 5th gen is out not?

>>25247513
pick your poison

Anyone got that meme of korone saying she wants to destroy isreal?

Bros, would you let Pekora do this to you?
https://files.catbox.moe/huepys.png
I would.

I am a visiting redditor. AMA

PPT!

>>25247546
>gen_5
okay
who will have the first yabee moment?

>>25247546
Leaning towards Polka
>>25247892
Probably Polka with the amount of shitposting she does

>>25247892
Aloe already did, she pulled a shien.

>>25247546
>Another squirrel
>Another rabbit
>Another dragon
Not sure about the other two but theme wise they seem unoriginal, i hope their personalities are just as great as the rest

/hlg/ MC server is down, any notice on when it'll be back up?

I love the lion, bros.

were you guys tired of apex yet?
well dont worry season 6 is coming in 10 days!

Early Kaichou

>>25247381
Yes it did didn't it? Did the split happen after December? I could swear the threads were separate for the fourth generation.

>>25247892
>yabee moment?
>>25247917
>she pulled a shien.
What?

>>25248264

THE KLOWN KLUNNY KLASSIC!

>>25248291

>>25245814

Overpopulation in Uganda: Challenges & Solutions

>>25247546
I don't what it is, but to me they all have some subtle CN vibe to them, not JP.

>>25248279
>sets her birthday to debut date
>gets banned by twitter on the spot
A Shien, so to speak.

>>25248279
go back to re**it

>>25247966
>Squirrel
>Rabbit
>Dragon
Anon...

>>25245851
why would some one need 3 things of ketchup.

My harem keeps beating me in Mario Kart....

Look at this!

>>25247892
Nene

>>25248545
Based.

I will be honest, I really like four of the five new girls.

Is Korone close to finish the game?

You are getting crazy and crazy because you are watching HAACHAMACHAMA~!

>>25248682
yeah this is the last boss

>>25248492
Woah, no need to pull the Reddit card

coco joined the sleepover!

Can we use this one? Are we allowed?

>>25248747
yes

>>25245851
Fix your fucking feet already

Literally just woke up from a dream where millipedes and and centipedes were living in my foreskin and I had to pull them out because my penis was burning. I feel violated man...

>I guess I'll check Twitter one last time before going to bed...

>>25248747
It's still alive, I see no reason not to use it.

Gen 5 is going to get corrupted by pass gens. There's no way around it...unless they just don't do collabs with them.

>>25248712
Top tier: Towa, Watame
Mid tier: All singers that weren't in the top tier
Girlfriend tier: Rushia
Don't mention their name: Pekora and Aqua
Ojisans: Shion

>>25248729
I mean, if they're asking questions like that then they're clearly huge newfags and need to either go back or lurk more

>>25248648
Nene.....

YATTA

>pirate king fight
How hard is Marine right now?

pranked

F

Ahoy!

BAMBOOZLED

They fell for the fake ending www

Doc for HoloEN when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_gdGyoVd-E

Koro...

>they fell for it
It was all worth it

BAITED

Y A T T A

Chotto a fucking minute.

Remember to get your membersheeps

BOTTTTAAAAANNNNN

>>25248768
More like 5th Gen is going to corrupt the other Gens if they collab.

I love Towa.

>>25245851
I don't want to.

>>25248768
>pass gen
What's that?

You guys are so fucking gullible if you actually believe Korone hasn't played fucking DKC before.

>>25248545
Cute dork!

I thought Korone played the Donkey Kong games before? I swear I remember her streaming them

>>25248694
Joke is on you faggot. I rarely even watch clips anymore. Instead I absorb all the narratives here.

Glad they got K Rolled.

Cover...

>>25248812
this she knew 100%

>>25248803
....elaborate.

What do you think of Bottom?

Day 8 Thread #3

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!!!

>>25248812
I'm sure she has but her leading Kanata along like that was still funny

What makes him so powerful?

Almost there...

>>25248820
Cute lioness.

>The end?
Their reactions were hilarious

Dog is so adorable bros

>>25248820
best 5th
nene's mama stil better than all of them tho

>>25248814
Korone is the fakest holo

>>25248817
Holy shit, they're literally still deleting Miko?

>>25248812
>>25248818
Yeah what an asshole Korone is, pretending the game was over so she didn't ruin the surprise for Kanata.

>>25248812
Kanata definitely hasn't and Korone is a good big retrosis.

They should play Joe & Mac after, since both players get to be active at the same time.

>>25248820
Manhole>botox

>>25248827
That's precious

>>25248832
>r*ddit and /vyt/ have the same sense of humor
what a surprise

>>25248820
I like her the most out of gen5. I just hope they don't fuck up her voice.

How much you donated to Her brothers?

>>25248820
please have a deep and sexy voice...

Aloe love!

>>25248817
>too busy working on stupid gokisei to finish these archive back ups
Cover what the fuck

BEWARE OF CULTS
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>25248817
Clearly prioritising their prized assets

>>25248860
0

>>25248820
I wish she would top me

>>25248785
You have to be 18 to post here

>>25248785
Go back

>sheepfags cring 0-24 like their chuuba
Pathetic

>>25248814
She played DKC2

>>25248860
0!

Is polka /pol/-approved?

>>25248558
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/i4yw7u/theres_still_hope_for_yagoos_idol_dream_time_to/

I would like to point out that we have a reddit smuggler here. He is smuggling illicit substances that can turn you into a reddit drone. He is also suspected of being the part of the money ram cult.

>>25248820
best design
cute fangs
hoping the voice does it justice

>>25248860
I'm part of her cult

ALOE LOVE

I thought I was an Lamyfag, but I'm realizing now I'm actually a clownfag

>>25248817
Mio...
Miko...

>>25248877
NO!

>>25248812
She plays through a 2d platformer or two every week, she's pretty decent at them.

I'm a newfag and it's clear to see, even for me, that something's seriously wrong with you retards. Headcannon niggers are getting out of control and the discussions will soon have no footing in reality.

This is mass delusion. You're all legitimately going crazy.

>>25248495
Then what are they

>>25247029
Probably not.

Reminder that i hate myself and you guys for making me not watch Korone because of reddit DOOG, this stream and Hebereke have been peak fun

>>25246787
I claim this image for the Botanchads

>>25248874
Towafags are autists 24/7 like her.

Towa's cute though

>>25248545
....

>>25248860
Membersheep, I will probably buy merch if there's some

>>25248874
finish your shift first you little shit

>>25248820
I'm really feeling her design. The voice will make or break it though.

>>25248864
As the infamous dead hours simpposter I am proud my preaching is working. Stay clean kids and don't simp.

clown

>>25248891

>>25248703
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgqSwPQkxTc

A scholar I? I've no such skill...
I'm merely grave, just heavy set!
I fall, and fall, and fall until
I to the bottom get.

>>25248817
>Kanata 0 progress
>Shion 0 progress
>Mio and Miko actually get privated MORE
What the FUCK are these people doing?

>>25248817
>All of the old pre holo Miko videos are gone
>All of minecraft is gone

Nani the fuck?

>>25248891
>the discussions will soon have no footing in reality.
>This is mass delusion
Always was

elf fangs....

>>25248891
Watame cult has solid base

>>25248891
Their lives are that meaningless and empty that they have to need to do stupid shit like that....it's twitter all over again.

>>25248860
Hey I know this image. And it isn't from today. Were there people who secretly tried to expose the cult but got silenced?

>>25248899
Like-minded people attract.

>>25248878
what the fuck is planb

>>25248891
Enjoy your stay

Just done my reps, see you for primetime

Aloe vera...

>>25248891
What? You mean Watame didn't start the rumbling?

>>25248923
>knife ears
>fangs

>>25248847
Nope, the stat for Miko have been like that since few days ago, also it's only getting privated not deleted.

he bought?
DUMP PIT

>openly racist and homophobic
is there a more based vtuber

also including clip for the faggot from last thread
https://files.catbox.moe/livrms.webm

>>25248891
Half the thread doesn't watch the streams and are just here to shitpost. The thread is too lucrative for that to pass up.

>>25248891
>no footing in reality
>in a thread about girlfriend simulators where actors play cute unrealistic characters
Yep. Sounds consistent.

>>25248891
Exactly this is why I like to be here

>>25248933
EXPOSED ARMPITS

>>25248946
god i wanna mating press the sheep

https://streamable.com/nokazf

>>25248923
>Everyone drooling over the lion
>Going to just watch the elf alone unless the other gen 5's are entertaining as Pekora.

>Dog MILF and Petite Tenshi Get Destroyed by Croc Cock

>>25248917
Not gonna lie, this really fits the narrative that both of them gonna be graduate'd.

>>25248911
me likey

>>25248931
She looks like As*nagi material.

>>25248923
Around Elves watch yourselves...

>>25248897
She's been playing retroge and kusoge for over a decade and for long before she had any sustainable following, why the fuck would you believe narrative posting or care if Reddit likes her. She's playing up her character, sure, but she's among the ones who are undeniably doing what they love.

is Fubuki an actual bitch?

I just want Kanata to be able to clear the last boss without Koro's help...

Okayu-anon, where are you?

>>25248877
yes

>>25248969
She's a fox, not a dog.

>>25248914
I like her stream of it the best because she keeps the voice commentary

>>25248897
It amazed me that not only are there so many people admitting they’re weak enough to be swayed by anonymous anti sniping, but that so many are willingly to openly admit to being so weak.

>>25248959
I really like her design, can't wait to know more about her.

>>25248891
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't delusional

I'm a little disappointed that I missed Korone and Kanata getting bamboozled by the fakeout ending.

>>25248946
sniff

>>25248946
YOU DID THIS TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAA WAKI WAKI TSUNOWAKI!!!!

>>25248933
>what the fuck is planb
If Youtube is going to censor boobs, then they'll use pits to seduce you

>>25248897
>Believing anything posted here
LMAOing at your life dude

>>25248969
Unfortunately yes. She has a very sweet sugar coating though.

what the fuck is wrong with YAGOO? why he can't add idols that look like idols? why he keeps adding clowns, dumbass onis, semen demons, and elves?

why he can't stop fucking over artists with absolute trash design requests? obviously, illustrators are capable of creating fantastic designs if they are not pressured by some corporate japanese bullshit

cover literally has unlimited capabilities of revolutionizing idol scene just like vocaloid did back in the days but in the end we end up with another generations of ark streamers with designs straight from deviantart

didn't they accumulate enough capital to hire actual talents and not another literally who utaites from nnd or watame friends, for fuck's sake?

>>25248897
imagine being this guy and actually letting shitposting affect your life

No one actually like the clown, right? It's just a meme and everyone see that she is a shit, right?

Towaloe..........

>>25248975
Isn't he sleeping? Pretty sure it's like 6AM for him.

>>25248962
Real take here, it's to protect them from further copyright abuse. Miko got demonetized for some time, Mio got banned and they managed to at least shorten it. Privated videos can return eventually, it's not a long term damage unlike a ban or lack of monetization.

>>25248973
she's huge burden to korone, i bet korone would've finished this way fucking earlier if she just watched and commented instead of playing

>>25248814
it was all a dream

>>25245814
>botan op

>>25248996
anonchama...

>>25248980
>Cultist trying to brace his fellow brothers
The reign of the simps is over. Give it up.

>>25248812
She actually said she already cleared the game before, so you're nothing but an EOP if you think that.

>>25248975
Which one anon? If it's the dream anon I'm here

>>25248820
I hope she has a high voice.

>>25248995
Imagine being a shitposter and realizing you can affect other people's lives. That must be a nice fucking rush.

>>25248969
Foxes are in the same Canidae family as dogs are, so yes

>>25248996
I want to lick Mika's tummy.

>>25248897
Wait? You're taking posts from here seriously? How fucking retarded do you actually have to be to have your opinion swayed by false flags, fake narratives and ironic posting.

>>25248955
I just like talking about cute girls.

>>25248989
Noticed they are all stacked too...but just covered.

>>25248817

>>25247966
You forgot another elf

>>25248996
>wanting virtual idols to just be plain girls
Do you always pick human in RPGs too?

>>25248996
Because he never cared about idols. He cares about money printing. And he has discovered a perfect money printer. So now he is building more of them. It is not yet time for innovation.

>>25248973
Anon she can't navigate her way in minecraft without dying every ten minutes, there's no way she'd be able to beat a retro platformer on her own.

>>25248949
At least include the subbed version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og9htHT63_E

The Detroit Become Human clip is easy to find also.

>>25248735
Lmao not even watch huh

>It's 6 am
>My ear disease is acting up
>I want to sleep
>This old lady doesnt seem to want to stop
>At least this is the last boss
>I wish i was getting double-teamed by Sui-chan and coco

>>25248833
he's a real winner

New narrative: Any Holo that has a 24/7 free chat stream is using it to launder dirty money
Thoughts?

Towa fangs.

>>25249021
Holy based

Korone set up the fail so she could push Kanata to win! LET'S GO PPT!

>>25248897
Korone is worthless now, the extreme EOP pandering was already pretty bad, but now that she can't play random kusoge that she bought at Mr. Potato for 100 yen because she can't get the rights, her streams are boring shit.

>>25248897
>getting filtered by shitposters

>>25249010
I will double down on my fondness for the lion to spite this specific anon.

>>25248999
Alowa...

Koro-san...

>>25249035
>I wish i was getting double-teamed by Sui-chan and coco
Same

>>25249018
And people wonder why this thread is shitposting central. It's free attention to them.

How hard is it to just stand still when he jumps

Night

>>25249027
CEASE AND DESIST. This is a reddit meme.

>>25249039
35p are celebrating 400k sub and 2nd annyversary.

>>25249022
>talking about cute girls
That's fine, but why did you sent a Towa pic?

ピエロマンコ最高だ.

>mfw an EOP types 4 sentences in a single posting in a chatroom with 20k people expecting people to read it near me

>>25249042
Towa's soft lips.

>>25249044
so we'll be here for another day then

にぇ

>>25248996
>why he can't add idols that look like idols?
Because Idolmaster, love live, bang dream; they've done it all already, and that's ignoring the 3DPDs.
Meanwhile how many idol groups have you seen where you have clowns, dumbass onis, semen demons, and elves? I'll be waiting fucctard

>>25249024
Holy fuck. I haven't watched Luna in like a week.

>>25249039
Too big of a cut. They are definately fin dommes though.

>>25249045
And yet this is one her best streams in ages.

>>25249052
>Ship of Theseus

>>25248891
we're not here to discuss
we're here to shitpost
if you want discussions go to reddit or join a discord

>>25248096
>marine (who gets along with almost everyone) has trouble trying to collab with Watame, and when she finally did with Flare's help, it felt awkward as fuck at times
When was that collab? I must have missed it or it's just my shitty memory again.

>>25249045
Anon... Your shitposter manual is outdated.

>>25249075
Her stream yesterday was great

https://files.catbox.moe/lhep40.webm
friends...

>In my world, the word sleep doesn't exist.
>These must be... my tweets.

>>25249082
>we

>>25249045
Permissions arc was a wild ride for shitposters

>>25249064
Towa and Ayame are very cute.

ENTER NENE

>>25248958
But sheep don't perform mating press...

>>25249059
It's okay, 4channel is a reddit repost website anyway.

>>25249084
They were drawing together not long ago.

>kabaya runs all the way to the other side of the ship for the cannonball pattern

tenshi why

>>25249095
go to sleep watame!

>Make a non-Japanese character
>Have them speak Japanese
Why do Nips do this?

>>25248833
Overwhelming enthusiasm. He knows his english is trash, but is not afraid to perform a deepL translated song to his viewers.

>>25249094
fubukis streams are like THAT?!

>>25249082
>we

Hololive is thinly veiled findom with cult mentality.

>>25249084
Flare/Marine/Watame drawing stream before her 3D debut.

>>25249024

>>25249095
What's the origin of this meme?

>>25249071
Not now sheepfriend, let us believe and support Kanata!

>>25249033
thanks anon

>>25249067
ピエロの脇欲しい

>>25249110
Fubuki was a goddess of ASMR newfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W38YxmG1JaQ&l

>>25249075
I loved her collab with Subaru, if you're interested in either of them it's a great watch.

Towa... Kenzoku... I wasn't strong enough.

>>25248973
She improved a lot since she started, but that's a little too much to ask.

>>25249032
I believe in her

>>25249116
Watame not sleeping

>>25249106
プリーズ・アンダースタンド it gives her more time to actually dodge...

>>25249052
No Blain, No Problem

>>25249082
Why are Watamekeks like this?

>>25249108
It makes all local elitists here who hate EOP's hard as diamondz and makes them spurt out akasupas.

>>25248874
anon I... I can't go on without a towife anymore.

>>25249045
thank god I don't care about your opinions and headcanons

>>25249101
I failed as a ritualposter...

>>25248981
>Bad at singing/dancing
>Likes to drink
>Motherly and wants to "heal" viewers
>Calls herself 不束者 (not sure about this one but probably clumsy and bad at games)
I'm excited, she will most likely filter EOPs though

>>25249082
Extremely low quality or trolling outside of /b/?

>>25249126
I meant what she wears on the head

>>25249116
From Ace Attorney - Trials and Tribulations?

YATAZE

SIGNS OF A CULT LEADER:
>Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability
>The group/leader is always right

Watame always claims that she did nothing wrong, unlike Towa

HENCE UNLIKE TOWA'S KENZOKU, MEMBERSHEEP IS A TRUE CULT

>that dodge
DOG GOD

>>25249124
But wait, there's a twist!

THEY FUCKING DID IT

>>25249004
This is why you have no friends Watame.

TENSHI IS FREE

The angel finally did it!

やったああああああああああ

>>25249073
epic butthurt, sheepfucker

THEY DID IT FOR REAL THIS TIME

THEY DID IT, PPKORONE.

Finally Kanata can passed out.

>inb4 korone wants to play another game

5th gen will be the first time I actually watch vtubers debut live. Previously they were all already there for me, but now I'll be here for them.
How should I feel about that?

>>25249138
Her mother is better.

They beat it!

Never in doubt.

>>25249095
godot... why do you have to die....

>>25249141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGcyKEZtWuE

IT'S OVER, PPT CAN SLEEP

>>25249124
What the FUCK were they thinking with those horns?

>>25249144
>Watame always claims that she did nothing wrong
I can't believe someone still hasn't clip that part of her literally saying it

>>25249161
Give them all your money

>>25249032
Holy newfag

>>25249122
>pretending to be embarrassed when she's done audio porn in the past
what a fake bitch

>>25249135
Just do your reps every day and you will find one.

>>25249156
top kek

>yfw korone doesn't do another collab with anyone besides okayu for months after this

Tenshi and the bananas are finally saved!

Anon is actually gonna swap his oshi for one of these Gen 5 sluts huh... What happened to loyalty?

What devilish deeds have you done recently, anon?

>>25249138
She actually looks good here.

>>25249144
Towa accidentally became a cult leader.

>>25249169
Thanks

>Oh PPT, we still got the extra stages left...

>>25249182
As it should be.

>>25249144
Even though it is posted by a Towacuck the logic is undeniable. WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

What were the biggest "incidents" in Hololive? Other than the Towa one

>>25249182
Collab with Okayu today actually.

>>25249184
to whom do (You) refer?

>>25249191
>L E V E L 1 9

>>25249186
I forced a deaf angel to stay up 16 hours playing donkey long

>>25249187
is Aqua really ok with her papa drawing softcore porn of her?

>>25249169
This song is so fucking sad

>>25249100
looks like an 8 year old boy's ass. disgusting

>>25249184
>anons who want their holo to be loyal to only them would cheat in a heartbeat
Just can't make this shit up.

>How accurate is their Hologra personality compared to their actual streaming personality?
A-chan would be in "very alike"

>>25249186
I bullied the watamefags here

>>25249190
Suggest you play those games, they are very good

>>25249195
Subaru saying "watashi"

>>25249161
Become a cultist early to be high in the ranks of the cult.

>>25249174
I don't have any.

>>25249187
Jesus Christ I am fucking depressed

Your yubis
Hand them over

>>25249195
Go ask reddit or discord not here

>>25249195
The time Watame fucked up Kanata's hearing.
The time Okayu impregnated Miko.

>>25249195
Aqua's smash incident.
Mio Ghost Trick incident
Les Enfant Terribles.

>>25249075
She was having a blast yesterday. It was a fun stream.

>>25249200
Apparently Aqua tries to be cute irl, but she's p lewd and retweets worse than that of her character.

>>25249115

>>25249186
I have fallen and I can't get back up.

>Well, that was very fun Korone-senpai, but I'm a little tired... let's go to sleep!
>What the fuck are you saying? It's already light outside, let's play some kusoge

>>25249184
They would rather pretend they're important with the thought that they were at the beginning of their holo's career. It's all self-driven.

>>25249144
KENZOKU IS A DEMOCRACY

>>25249184
Anon... They're just entertainers not your fucking girlfriend. These cunts wouldn't even notice if you stopped watching them.

name one vtuber without retarded hairpins or mismatched socks, I'll wait

>>25249205
>Basically the same character: Flare
She would disagree.

Have sex

>>25249184
>What happened to loyalty
I will stay loyal to her if she goes into rehab and finally stops sucking the cock of her boyfriend. That whore wasn't loyal to me in the first place.

I am sorta new, is peko the most popular one?

>>25249223
They are going to eat ramen after this

>>25249027
pits

>>25249115
Damn, that video

>>25249187
the more you look at the tummy, to more narrow it looks

>>25249205
lmao what kind of clip-fucking EOP made this

>>25249144
DELETE THIS

>>25249234
Sex with Aloe!

>>25249200
she's said that she wished he would take some of her boob size and put it into her height

How much is 50 ARS worth?

>>25249195
holocaust until we were saved by chinks

Blessed stream, Kanata sounds tired as fuck bless her.

>>25249138
I want to lick her peaches!

>>25249237
No it's Fubuki

>>25249138
ENTER MOMMY

>>25249230
Annoying orange

>>25249230

>>25249226
>These cunts wouldn't even notice if you stopped watching them
Watame would. And she would cry. Watame is very emotional and loves all her viewers.

>>25249206
they got your ARS

>>25249195
I'm pretty sure Mio's case, even if it wasn't exactly her fuckup, much much bigger incident than the yabee. Also yes, there was Aqua, Korone had problems with permissions too iirc and the sheep boyfriend incident but that was only a happening in this thread.

I'm so proud of our girls!

>You can actually hear the sleepiness in Kanata's voice
>Korone's is the same as ever
Imagine the sex