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Maids are olev

Nice thread title, buddy

Finally. The monster girl pastebin is given its true praise.

>>25270118
I have a strong desire to mating press a trashy vermin girl with a hairy pussy

>>25270051
Retard alert.

Cute cows need your support.

>>25270147
I want to butt fuck her.

Sahuagin of the pool, what is your wisdom?

>World hard and cold...
>Dick soft and warm

I don't think it's possible to teach monstergirls to not rape, but is it possible to teach them to rape responsibly?

>>25270118
>>25270147
>>25270306
All waifus should come with pillows.

>>25270404
In my imaginary demon realm, the school boards understand that monsters can't help but rape boys and men so they have Rape Responsibility chapters in their Health/P.E. class.

>>25270147
Wights are so hot, I want to be fucked really hard by one.

>>25270306
Godbless LN for drawing more cows

>>25270653
Think that one was actually Axem

monsters that really want to see your penis

>>25270118
Made for strangling anal

>>25270750
I'll take all of the above Alex.

Ahem.

Fairies.

>>25270772
An used-up, jaded hooker is the ideal woman.

>>25270716
Definitely looks like LN's work. If it's not him, it's deliberately drawn in his style.

>>25270160
This. I’m a college educated man with a masters degree and I wouldn’t mind fucking some stupid trailer trash MG who just wants to watch her cars go left really fast all throughout her trailer.

It's year of the Rat my dudes

>>25270772
>>25270802
gross

>>25270306
But I’m already supporting my Pharaoh onee-san’s massive bust! Dare I dream to support both her and the head Hathor priestess too?

reminder that your sweat can taste delicious to monstergirls

>>25270887
Why is Pat with all those girls? He’s cheating on Paige!

>>25270887

>>25270065
maids are cool and good
shogs are the coolest and goodest tho

>>25271023
>Shog never heard from again after making that statement

>>25270887
>Snout
No

>>25270970
>lord ninja
That's not how it works

>>25270906
Yarr, I always knew there be Alps amongst us.

https://imgbox.com/g/eQsomFcIaY
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>>25271111
Are the thumbnails and images not loading for anyone else?

>>25271290
Getting a 404 screen on the new images start here link, yeah

>>25271290
Other galleries aren't loading for me either.

>>25270887
>>25271015
Jesus fuck, the guy still looks shellshocked from the dog pictures.

>>25271340
Must be imgbox having an outage then.

>>25271015
Is that Plague?

>>25271224
Ultimate evil still so smug after getting captured

>No shortstack hinezumi neighbor, with emphasis on stack, that starts running with me because I do it shirtless.

A world with monster girls would be heaven.

>For the last time, I'm a lion, not a cougar!

>>25271049
>Weeb MGs who only has access to shitty translations

>>25271486
I fear for the quality of their human boy wiki

>>25271534
>human boy wiki
I wonder what type I’d be. What types of human boys are there even?

>>25271054
she's a prostitute that can only take small dicks

>>25271111
>>25271290
Now it's working again.

>>25271564
Jocks and Nerds and then you can break it down from there

what happens if lots of sabbath girls keep sending you nudes just because you're a single onii-chan or a husband without kids?

She saw you petting some strays the other day, and was wondering if you wanted a whole litter

Are you a bad enough dude to handle six manticores?

>>25272130
I don't want to deal even with one.

>>25270306
>When you try to milk a Minotaur with cold hands.

>>25272130
Look, I can't even handle one, what the hell do you think?

>>25272130
how about a single manticore with 6 paws?

>>25272176
Milking a Mino is like trying to defuse a bomb.

>>25272130
No, but that wouldn't stop me from trying. What's the worst that could happen, it's not like they are going to actually hurt you.

>>25272243
You shouldn’t use pliers to milk someone

>>25272243
The wrong squeeze and you could get sent sky-high.

>>25271111
>https://imgbox.com/g/eQsomFcIaY
Thank you for everything you do

have sex with fish

>>25270147
Big titty undead should wear shirts that emphasize huge breasts and say "sugoi decay"

>>25272343
Anon you are a fucking genius, expect this soon

>>25270887
>>25271015
That man is still recovering from the plague jokes last time. Good shit though.

These young, rebellious succs are outta control!

>>25272328
I'm gonna eat out a Sahuagin!

Reminder to have a nice diet of meals that replenishes blood at a fast rate if your waifu is a vampire or a swarm of mosquito vamps

>Gazer with shirt that says 'My eyes are over here' and there's just a dozen arrows pointing in different directions

>>25272376
I hope she's wearing pants.

What are you supposed to do if you find a weird autistic girl out in the woods

>>25272343
I'm lost with this pun.

>>25272243
>>25272266
>>25272300

>>25272498
breed the fluffy spider cow!

>>25272266
I'd use my mouth on her.

>>25272343
What about Undead with big thighs?

>>25272367
i'd do that and lick all her juices that leaked onto her tail

Gyaru onis are apex sexual predators

>>25272328
Kuufish needs more love

>>25272631
i'll give my kuufish waifu all the love she needs

>>25272631
I need a Kuufish with an abnormally large tail.

>>25270619
I want to tenderly fuck a loli Wight

>>25272376
What if she's wearing this shirt?

>>25272664
the best kind

>>25272664
>It's not that big...

>>25272130
Yes. Monster girls know better than to upset their father.

>>25272870
i really do love this fish and her fat fucking tail

wild monster girls are great

>>25273204
if you're including wild fish then i agree!

>>25272577
that's my fetish

>>25273204
>Blocks your path

If your waifu's tail can't make the ground shake with a stomp it's not thick enough.

>>25273237
what is a wild fish girl like

>>25273442

>>25272577
I want to kidnap a undead from her graveyard.
I don't know what I will do after that, but I'll figure something out.

If a sahuagin demands for sex, what should I do?

I just want to sniff Shiro’s bloomers. I wonder how’d she react if I pulled them off.

When it's your wife's birthday, remember to dump enough cum in her butt to make her look 9 months pregnant, then plug her up.

ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

Great Queen, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great Queen of Nehekhara, Queen of Queens, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lioness of the Infinite Desert, Empress of the Shifting Sands, She Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Sheavens, Arch-Sultana of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Empress of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Sherat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lady Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche Queen, Unliving Jackal Lady, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, She Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lady Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Empress of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis,Sherald of allSheralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Princess of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lady, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds...

>>25273516
Aka, grapes snakes husbands cumdump.

What if a grape snake gets Pharaoh'd how dangerous is reversing the natural order

>>25273554
>"You messed with the natural ORDER!"
>Anon must now find a way to restore the order by making them both fall in love with his dick

Can monsters be autistic

>>25273383
>Breaks her coating

>>25273578
Anubis?

>>25273541
No.

>>25273383
How can I hug her if she is so spiky? I guess I will handle the pain because she needs hugged

Which monster is most likely to get you to sit on her lap as an adult?

>>25273486
pull your pants down and tug on her tail until you are inserted

>>25273516
Was the Pharaoh doing anything other than expanding her list of titles? Even if her Anubis councilors are efficient, she should spend more time on affairs of state or at least get a husband.

>>25273578
Yes.

>>25273638
Hey, she could be her cousin who spent her time for expanding her tits.

>>25273638
She has, the rest of her titles all refer to how good the sex between her and her husband is.

Plus her husband has his own list of titles. All chosen by the Pharaoh herself.

>>25273554
>grape venom just makes her stronger

>>25273628
an elf because you are still a child in her eyes due to your age

>>25273663
>Plus her husband has his own list of titles. All chosen by the Pharaoh herself.
Titles like "the Adorable One", "the Sweetest Sugarplum", "Cutie Pie", and such?

>>25273692
>That's my secret Miss Grape.
>I'm always horny

monster vaginas must be stretched loose after consecutively giving birth to five kids in one sitting.

>>25273757
But im twice her size how can I sit on her lap?

>>25271640
She's a receptionist.

Titania make for good mentors I want to learn magic from one

Large ushis are for ripping of their seals during the heat of passion.

>>25273628
Big Yeti in a Santa Claus outfit

Hello hi, All's Fair in Love and War chapter 13.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m4g1lzNzDnk4dyGUnHnLSTzrwco3duB9nVoJXZ7R_dg

Index of chapters
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1RvRBbkascUinQcYvNuXBYH-oQ_EOZSIiDIRLF0NBDek

If I touch a Cancer's weak point, does she end up having massive orgasms?

>>25274038
All I want for christmas is a nice warm hug from that pretty yeti that helps me out can you do that santa yeti?

>>25271049
>westaboo MGs who simp for western Twitch streamers
am i late with this joke considering that the streamer moved to Mixer, and then Mixer quickly died?

Undeads are my type

>>25274066
How about a nice football?

Ho, ho, ho

>>25274147
Undeads are for brutal raping and trying to keep them up to date with modern culture

>>25274208
Santa Ice Queen would kick you down her ice slide like a Christmas Story

I just want my undead wife to hug me when I'm sad

>>25274388
I just want 1v1 Smash my Banshee waifu

>>25274405
What kinda playstyle does she use?

>Gonna blindfold a few holsts and lead them into a red, love room.
>Gonna lock the door and swallow the key
>Gonna take off their blindfolds
>Gonna accept my glorious fate

Bats

>>25274656
are cute

>>25274147
these are my types

>Werewolf's dress keeps slipping off her shoulders.

>>25274405
I want to smash a loli wisp.

>>25274147

>>25274480
she just mashes buttons and cries, mostly

>>25274725
possessive cage ghost is pretty hot fampai

>>25274736
Mine likes mixups and feinting.

>>25274736
So Lucina?

Foxes that sneak their way into your room at night

>>25274848
She's gonna have trouble pulling the five holsts away that are aggressively cuddling with me

>>25273921
She's only a receptionist so she can pick and choose customers

>>25274656
Lizards!

>>25274656
BAT PEOPLE

>>25274051
I have a confession, I like your Lilim a lot.

>>25274725
I love all undeads equally, I want them all

Gazer

>>25274978
Good at business, good at fucking, what ISN'T she good at?

Dump the Fox in Hellhound territory if she has less than nine tails.

>>25275051
Thank goodness best fox grew that 9th tail in time.

>>25273921
she still can't take my cock

>>25274147
I love my lich wife!

>>25275050
Man that show had some great Monsters.

>>25274998
That's just a lizard that's been licking those lollipops that change your tongue color.

>>25274848
foxes that sneak their way into my heart at first sight!

>>25271111
level drain so good

>>25274147
>>25274733
How are those two so cute together?

>>25274848

She's just practicing one of her peoples ancient traditions.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yobai

Wolf tengu are cute.

>>25275730

cute, but very noisy

>>25275730
Silly hats though.

>>25274292
>"And what would you like for Christmas, little one?"
>Awawa big meat, juicy meat awa
>"There's more things in life than meat you little runt"
>Santa Ice Queen picks her up and sets her on the slide
>Wendi-chan doesn't even get a ho ho ho before she's dumped down the slide into a pile of her sisters

>>25275801
Especially in bed. They tend to get very loud during explosive orgasms.

>>25275561
Foxy Grandma

>>25275823
i love lolibabas

>>25275807
Every year every member of the wendi clan asks Santa Ice for meat even the adults

>>25270051

>>25271434
I welcome all the fluff.

>>25271361
The what!

>>25272357
Need the sauce on that my dude.

which monsters would enjoy going to the farmers market as a date?

>>25275973
troll

>>25275823

her mature form was perfection

>>25276052
speaking of mature forms

>>25275973

Sheet, goats and holst?

>>25276069
Kon is a great Fox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD0EjKM2--k

>>25276069
For a while I thought kon was a boy

>>25276117
foxes are good girls

>Ask mindflayer-san next door if she's seen my phone
>Must've dropped it last night when I came back last night
>Says she doesn't know where it is but she can help me remember
>Try to withdraw coolly
>Ms. Shoggoth, her roommate, insists I stay so she can help me
>Offers to get tea, cookies and anything else I need
>Puts a lot of emphasis on "anything"
>Relent and enter
>Exit a few hours later with two new wives I've known since my childhood and remember where I left my phone

What would happen if the onee-sabbath managed to recruit a lilim?

Imagine Mamono reactions to men breaking up with human women

>>25276426
You know how human men react to other men losing their girl? Like how they inbox her instantly? Yeah.

>>25270051
How do you help a warrior/adventurer/soldier/hero woman survive in the MGE world?

What happens if the manticore causes a man to cry?

>>25276419
Big lilim tits right in your face.

>"Give me ONE(1) goddamn reason why "Mamano" shouldn't be wiped off the face of the earth? They're the lowest form of life there is. Parasites that latch on to everything and fuck it up. Metaphorically AND literally. Even the gods have betrayed their loyal worshipers. I say we lobe a fucking nuke at those faggots upstairs."

>t.transcript of a public message in an anonymous message board forum site in Order regulated Internet

>>25276436
Convince her monsters omg is leveling up and changing class.

>>25276419
they would become the grand sabbath

>>25270051

>>25276472
Tell him to date a kiki for a month and see if he still feels that way.

>>25276442
gentle rape

>>25276456
Its what I've always wanted

>>25276474
A Monstergirl's favorite class for humans:

Male Dancers.

>>25276516
What about healers?

>>25276474
>monsters omg
Swing and a miss. “Monsterization”

>>25276516
not even once

>>25276527
You mean the guys that are a step away from an aneurism as their teammates rush a room?

>>25276485
For mother Russia

>>25276237
i'd visit mindflayer to make me cum every time i play with my wife's anus

>>25276706
But that's a kraut.

What are the best things about momsters?
I'm thinking of taking the AraAra-pill

A corruptive demon realm extremist monstergirl sees an orphanage complete with a large amount of orphans with caring women figures.

What happens?

>>25276792
a delivery of living dolls and other things with concealed compartments to sneak slimes in

I need a big strong Hellhound!

Werewolves. Need more Werewolves.

>>25276855
when a shog moves into the neighborhood, expect to offer yourself to her because it's all gonna happen eventually.

You should really complete the main quest anon the final boss put a lot of time into planning your corruption and you just doing side quests for the starting town despite out leveling them a long time ago is just wasting time. Plus stop looking at those farm gals like that

Anon, those ocelomeh cartel girls don't look safe to be around...they're militarized and they distribute raging mushrooms to buyers all over...

>>25277020
shog would move directly into my home when she senses my desire for a gooey maid

>>25277069
kikis cry seeing men getting SHOGGED.
you sure you don't prefer a nice strong Russian war-lady champion kiki?

>>25277046
sorry but i'm gonna get the best available gear, max consumables, skill ranks and skill unlocks i can.

>>25277091
It's really whoever gets to me first.

>>25277091
only if she can be best friends with shog

Fuse a Shog with a Kiki. Perfect maid.

>>25277149
Needs a dash of automaton.

what monster would be the third maid species?

I'll just leave my stretchy meat out while I grab something to drink I hope no wendi eats it while I'm gone

>>25277233
But that's not a Wendi, that's a little boy in disguise

>>25277175
Zashiki-warashi.
Sabbath friendly maid from Zipangu.

>>25277112
You still won't be prepared

>>25275030
What's not to like?

>>25277281
She wouldn't be maid material but she'd be a cute prankster mamono. I don't think we have a prankster species yet.

>>25277362
Imps, pixies and fairies not enough?

>>25277362
>I don't think we have a prankster species yet

How big is too big a harem?

Or to rephrase where would you set a limit for the sake of the other wives?

I love kephri but I don't think I could be fair and love all of them equally ir pay them enough attention.

My ideal harem would be devil, umi-osho, houri, satori.
To round it out I have no idea who else I would include they are all so fucking good maybe a golem/oni/vampire Fuck it's tough.

Also post your ideal harems/harem shenanigans.

>>25277535
6 is my max.
Jinko and cheshire are a must .
Also probably a holst.

Fuse with your Shog wife and become one.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, beware venturing too deeply into the ancient cities.
You may come across an old security automaton who is...less than pleased by your intrusion.

And these gals aren't your normal units either, you may run into a unit that flies with super charged thruster and fires demon silver 'feathers' from her wings as a ranged attack before closing in with a very strange looking lance.

I want to make mozzarella sticks for my titania wifw

>>25270887
Isn't the rat on the right Ink-Eyes?

>>25277600

Way ahead of you, anon. I'm already living in the replacement body my shog wife made for me out of her own essence, and she ate the old one.

Can you tame an oni?

>>25270970
Reminder that monster girl sweat does taste delicious too humans.

>>25277651
Do that and you'll recieve rape threats from her, her gang members, and her boss Shuten Douji

>>25277651
Yes

>>25277091
>you sure you don't prefer a nice strong Russian war-lady champion kiki
To be honest shog would be far too overbearing fo me, kikis are strictly better in that regard

What happens to the homeless boys that elves come across?

>>25277535
Any other takers?
I'm curious to anons ideal harem size/composition.

>>25277935
I wouldn't go above 2, barring exceptional circumstances like khepri

>>25277900
They safely return them to their villages so they can grow and then fuck them when they are mature enough

>>25277900
Raised to become fine, upstanding adults and sent back to human society.

>>25277651
>>25277734
I want a mommy lactating mommy Oni to cuddle with in bed. Is that too much to ask for?

>>25277935
>>25277535
>>25277570

Jinko
Cheshire
High Orc
Chimera.

Last two were decided by dice.
Cheshire is a more laid back smug, a shorter, softer cheshire that prefers to shitpost online rub it in that she has a husband when she streams. Definite pear shape as she's only rocking B-cups with hips and thighs that are made for litters.

Jinko is tall, very muscular, and extremely chesty.
Seems likes a well controlled woman that's working her way up in the office world but is really a huge pervert fit for wonderland.
Search/shopping history is littered with sabbath and wonderland products.

High Orc isn't the brightest bulb but she has a low cunning that helps her when she and her crew are working security. Goes lifting with the jinko (and tries to get her to join the security team) and pokes fun of the cheshire's figure from time to time but will happily play fighting games against her.

Chimera is on the shortstack side.
An old money girl that tends to take it easy, although she is far from lazy as she keeps her figure quite trim 'where it counts' and is a tad on the haughty side.
Helps out the High Orc 'for fun' when the job interests her and respects the jinko for her ability to bring in the dough.
Awful at party games as she tries to run three strategies at the same time.

>>25277986
That should buy them enough time to produce more human boys until mamono can give birth to incubi

>>25277900
They adopt him of course, and raise him to be an amazing hero for everyone in the Elvish Woods!

>>25277997
Same

Say there are slaves in monster girl society, ones that are bought and sold like cattle. What do you think would happen if one were severely abused? Do you think this would cause the authorities to rescue the poor human?

Better yet, what kind of owner would he be given to once he recovers?

>>25277535
My max would be 12 but then we’d have to live on a commune farm like some crazy cult for me to be able to give all my love, attention, and support to my wives and daughters. So I would only be realistically able to have a harem of 4 or 5 women who knew, trusts, and loves each other like I love them.

>>25278202
I assume any abuse that isn't done in the name of love is illegal. S&M is fair game.

Are there monster girl slaves as well?

>>25277535
>post your ideal harems/harem shenanigans

>harem of nuns lead by twin dark priests
>one’s sadistic while the other is a total M
>a CC Echidna who prays to god everyday for as many children as possible
>an Ushi Oni who’s the muscle and was told that if she became a nun she’d find a husband
>and an Houri who always gets into arguments over who the better God is with the other girls

>>25278202
>What do you think would happen if one were severely abused? Do you think this would cause the authorities to rescue the poor human?
Nah, they would just torture the slave until he died or admitted that no abuse took place and everything is fine. Considering that gas chambers and mass executions would certainly be a thing, it wouldn't be hard to keep slaves in line. After all there is literal genocide taking place, why wouldn't you make it as efficient as possible?
Now go back to /tg/.

>>25278223
>Are there monster girl slaves as well?

What the fuck do you think Elves are for? They breed like crazy, and is pretty much a cheap labor force if you don’t mind paying them with sex.

>>25275929
Here, it's probably the same guy.

>>25278399
I wish I had the courage to draw myself with my wives.

>>25278358
Can I have a tanuki instead?

>>25270887
>skaven
I don't understand lusting over one of the most intentionally-unappealing and irredeemable races in the history of fantasy fiction

>>25278429
I think that reason is the purpose.

Which monster girl is most likely to be the boss of a gym?

>>25278456
Sexual contrarianism?

>>25278358
>What the fuck do you think Elves are for?
Genocide for the good of humanity?

Remindee that big titty Elves are a proud and noble people and NOT shotacons!

>>25278399
>>25270887
Why is someone drawing buff Pat with monstergirls and furries?

>>25274051
Stop giving me uniform fetish.

Onis get drunk all the time.

Do farm gals bully city slicker anons?

>>25278659
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>25278202
It'd make sense if there were antimonster territories where human slavery was common. The work until you're dead kind, not the sexy kind.

>Wealthy mgs who disguise themselves in order to buy abused human slaves and free them

>Alternatively, large force of militarized mgs who make such areas top priority for takeover
>"Liberation? Oh no, you're all still slaves, but good news! You don't have to work in the salt mines anymore.

>>25272130
The question is, can they handle how many headpats and earscritches I'm going to be giving?

The real question is whether or not you can handle a pack of feral, hyperactive Hellhounds.

>>25270051
Surprising fire mice at their jobs!

>>25278555
They still want human dick anyways

>>25278659
Only the secret minotaurs

>>25278766
Hellhounds can't fly. That's how you handle them, at least without getting a broken pelvis.

>>25278841
What about Hellhound/Manticore fusion?

>>25278841
And before anyone asks, no I don't mean throw them off somewhere with a large drop.

>>25278903
Hello everyone, and welcome to:

"Anon's Wild Kingdom!"

And today, we're teaching Hellhounds how to fly!

>>25278901
Virtually no escape. You will be screwed senseless by your new protective, tsundere wife.

>>25278912
*There's an excited looking Hellhound in the background wearing nothing but a jetpack, and a man running away from said Hellhound in the distance*

What would a Hellhound's voice be like?

Imagine you're lost in the woods at night; an unknown number of miles away from civilization. You think you see someone up ahead and call out for help. They call back at you, but you don't quite understand. So you call again and move closer, and they call back again, and this time you can almost make out what they're saying. You get pretty close and ask them to repeat themselves, only for them to repeat your question back to you in your own voice. Then it suddenly dawns on you. Not only are you alone in the woods with this thing that can mimic you, but you just taught it to falsly call for help in your own voice. Your newfound dispair at this thought mixes with your fear and isolation. The stress of the situation continues to mount as your mind swirls with possibilities, even though the doppleganger hasn't moved since you laid eyes on it.

How would you translate this horror scene in MGE context?

>>25278841
Okay. How do you handle a murder of black harpies that have taken an interest in you?

Preferably in a way that avoids you getting caught between a pair of them, trapped in a double winghug as their breasts mash against you from each side. Each one taking an ear to whisper sweet nothings to you in a beautifully smooth, sing-song voice, as is becoming of a bird. Occasionally pecking at your cheeks, your neck, your chest. Their glossy lipstick leaving more and more marks on your skin—a testament to how long this has gone on for, and how much of you belongs to them.

>>25278953
By asking /tg/

>>25278953
Nice ghost story dickhead

My waifu likes that sort of thing, as well as watching scary movies. I'm a big scaredy-cat, so she especially likes how I just snuggle with her when the scary parts happen.

She doesn't bug me about it, or think poorly of me because of it. I really like that about her. How she doesn't just accept me for who I am. Rather, she loves me for who I am.

>>25277900
seeing how they look down on humans they return him to an order town and he lives a life of unhappiness

>>25278959
By fucking them till they squawk and caw in a voice much more becoming of a crow

>>25278934
tough high school fighter anime girl

>>25278959
Tunnels? Just not their tunnels, if you know what I mean. Or maybe do let them take you into their tunnels, while trapped in that double winghug, though I'd prefer if their breasts were mashed into my head or neck from both sides.

I found this in my MG folder, could it be that at one point we discussed having sex with Black Holes?

>>25279174
I remember talking about fucking black holes. What haven’t we really talked about in this thread?

>>25279193
bad stuf mostly

>>25270325
>Dick
>soft
Wat

>>25279174
That doesn't surprise me, there are people talking about fucking a global wide epidemic.

>>25279233
Ebola was cuter than Corona.

>>25279268
Ebola didn't trap you in the house for 3+ months is probably why.

>>25279273
Shirohebi do that and they're super cute though.

>>25279296
no they don't do that

>>25279308
oh

What would a yandere Manticore be like

>>25279397
Obsessed with getting you and her tailpussy married.

>>25279420
Wonder what kissing a tailpussy would feel like

>>25279321
exactly

fun plot twists to stories?

>>25279473
>Little Red Riding Hood, but this time it's you and your Werewolf gf.

>>25279473
bunch of girls enter the house said to be owned by a lilim and get taken out one by one
Twist: the main girl IS the lilim

Have sex
With onee chan

>>25279573
Titty-Anne nee-san!

>>25279573
only if she's really fit and has a perky ass

Marry fairies to your cock and have them live in your pants

>>25279473
Anon reads a book about a succubus seeking out her beloved in a modern settign
Twist: the book was a slightly lagged narration of her actions as she approaches anon's house

>>25279473
Anon gets locked in a room full of hellhounds and it turns out they're actually locked in there with him.

Teufel Hunden!

>>25280351
Who's a hunting dog? You are! Oh yes you are! Who's a savage little bloodhound?

>>25280372
>tfw you'll never baby-talk your cute hyperactive heckpups as you give them bellyrubs

>>25280412
>How to get your Hellwife horny in one easy step

>>25280412
>tfw you'll never freak them out with your massive sóyface as you call them "heckin' pupperinos"

>>25280351
What if you had a gun?

>>25280451
Fuck no, anythin but that. I'd even rather them get horny from bellytubs and baby talk.

I wanna go on a epic quest top get a succubi harem. Without cheating by using a succubus dating app.

Is it fair drink a tentacle potion after defeating a lizardman? Would she have fear or excitement in her eyes?
And a totally unrelated question, does anyone know any artist that's goof with tentacles?

>>25280619
I want to go on a spiritual journey that culminates in me and my Leanan Sidhe and Phantom partners creating a magnificent movie that will not be understood for a hundred years.

If the average wyvern is over 10 storeys tall, do dragon riders do any actual fighting up there?

>>25281137
>Fly my closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

>>25279486

my, what big thighs you have

>>25275050
>what ISN'T she good at?
Long term relationships.

>>25278358
>They breed like crazy
>World is overrun by exponentially growing population of extremely long lived elves that breed at human tiers of replacement rates.

>>25281137
>If the average wyvern is over 10 storeys tall
What?

3 goals in the final 4 minutes then an OT win, the Leafs are still in the playoffs!

>>25281309
Hell yeah bro, sportsball.

>>25281309
The year was 2003 when Finland and Sweden ended the first round 5-1.
The game ended 5-6.

Has anyone ever figure out how likely each monster girl is to get pregnant? I know the top ones like Lilims are rare but what about the rest? How many kids are common per pregnancy?

>>25281416
>Finland
Finland would be full of ice girls with few social graces and a strong love for saunas

>>25281417
Monsters reproduce slowly to prevent overrunning the world.

>>25281416
>Finland vs. Sweden
>Aka Ice elementals vs. Elves

>>25281417
Depends in the monster girl race.
In general, the strong the monster girl, the slower they breed. So giant mice girls get pregnant all the time and have tons of kids, while demons can go for 1000+ years without getting pregnant. Echidna are a very notable exception to this.
Also undead can get pregnant but I assume they have a VERY low fertility rate.
I love Echidna due to my impregnation/pregnancy fetish but I also don't like to due to my crippling fear of being a father. I know that monster girl kids can mostly take care of themselves, but that doesn't stop my paranoia.

>>25281578
What about shogs? Do they give birth or do they they eggs or do they bud?

>>25281655

>>25281673
They don't do that to people do they? Is that why they want a master?

>>25281688
Mastah gives meaning to a Shog's existence.

>>25281704
So they don't want to hurt their master? Because that's kind of scary.

>>25281783
of course they don't, that's one of the main rules of MGE. This is not MGQ or something, they want a loving and happy husband, not a mindroken barely sentient cum faucet unless this is exactly what you want to be

turtles say hi

>>25281704
>Mastah gives meaning to a Shog's existence.
That's kinda cute. I want a shogg that just keep fawning over her master since she's might be an eldritch horror, but he's the only thing in this material realm that gives her any will to keep existing.

>>25281973
yao did nothing wrong

Imagine the greatest of dragons being distracted by a tv show

>>25281973
They are still more inclined to just spoil their master and allow him to indulge in whatever bad habits he has, unlike kikis

>>25282030
Whores in a half-shell

>>25282086
Magic box upsets me! Why doesn't Brooke just kidnap Ridge and ravage him in her lair?

>>25282141
>Magic box
gave me mummies alive flashbacks

The fact that a werewolf is inhabiting the same bamboo forest that is overrun with wererabbits, this can only lead to one conclusion.

>>25282108
True, but I don't think any of these bad habits would result in actual consequences for master, not when an eldritch horror believes he's the most precious thing in her life. I bet removing cancer cells or excess body fat would be a trivial task for shoggy

>>25282125
Turtle power.

>>25282279
She's adopted?

>>25282295
cowabunghole dude

>>25282280
Well you and shog can have very different views on what is bad long-term and what isn't and what constitutes as happiness

>>25282030
Is that shibari?

>>25282392
TURTLE KUNOICHI

How soft are mindflayers

>>25282547
Soft enough that thinking only pure innocent dumb thoughts will mindbreak them.

>>25282547
soft and squishy

>>25282692
>She looks into your mind
>"did I remember to turn off the oven"

>>25279219
The only lads with actual hard dicks would be married to Medusa or Cockatrices.

>>25277535
it is practically proven that a human can only maintain around 150 meaningful relationships at once, including friends, family, and so on. so i'd say 50~100 is a hard max that a harem could be, and even then it's about ten times too much for most people (like me)

>>25277535
As an actual functional relationship harems are dogshit. As a powerfantasy wank though? Can't really beat them.
>Communal familiar to a bunch of dark mages who experiment on you, use you for quick relief or vise versa, think it's hilarious when you fuck the head matron over her desk while she tries to teach.

>Not summoning multiple familiars so you get all the work done faster

You're a Wizard not a damn delivery boy. Gotta focus on finishing that incantation to force all the MGs of the world into conservative clothes that can't be entirely removed for at least a week and that shit is going to require tons of stuff to cast as well as absolute focus.

After that's finished you can finally pay off the familiars with headpats or maybe conjure up some wizard candy for them.

>>25284053
>conservative clothes that can't be entirely removed
Anon, please think of the poor men who are going to be ravaged by pent up monsters

>>25279486
>and the wolf eats little red riding hood in the end

>>25279642
I want to be mating pressed by her in front of the little fairies!

>>25270051

>>25284755
Nuckelavee rapehorse girl when

>>25279473
The happy & lewd ending turns out to be only an illusion of MC's delirious mind as he is basically this guy.

>>25284247
Key words anon
>entirely removed

>>25284247
>not liking clothed sex

>>25285109
Now I want to see a manticore wearing underwear/sleeve on her bulb, to prevent that awkward moment when she gets aroused in public and it opens up itself.

>>25280351
he's draws MGE now?

>>25282030
Reminder that Umi-Osho fans will beat you up and rape you if you dare touch and harm their idol.

>>25284755
it's the rapehorse from berserk

>>25285679
Probably for a commission though more people drawing MGE stuff is always good.

>>25285109
>pure walking sex women in the most conservative clothing possible
I like this.

>>25285484
Now I want to see that. An embarrassed Manticore in public with her tailpussy open and dripping wet.

>>25285679
he drew 2hus for a metric forever, and has drawn a gazer for a commission, so he's no stranger to MG's

>>25285679
It wouldn't be the first time.

>>25286368
also a bunyip, can't forget that

>>25279712
As much as I like the idea of fucking one, I don't see myself marrying a fairy.

>>25285866

I want to have a wight's musky smell on me from so much sex

>>25286448
>a kind man gave me coffee
>I must rape him!

>>25284755
>didn't make it a canine-taur
Lame

>>25287052
Karen-taur?