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hololive
I love Haachama!
Your yubisHand them over
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
Early Kaichou
そろそろポルカ…
>Getting exhausted already before even hitting 50 calories burned.Come on Noel you should be in better shape than ME.
Konlamy
#watamegotosleep
Towa is a whore
I love Towa.
god my dick
https://files.catbox.moe/57iztj.mp4 (embed)https://files.catbox.moe/zrh59a.mp4 (embed)It is the wholesome poster of /hlg/.
sniff
NEEEEEEEEE
Ahoy!
Lamy is just Noel but better.
DON'T STOP NOEL MY ERECTION MUST MAINTAIN IT'S SCALE
Welcome to the Lamily!
I hate dead hours so much
>>25389304*slurp*
And people say Matsuri is creepy
>>25389288A fit women has less upper body strength than an average male
>They mostly all hate one another and or are just indifferent to one another. See Kanata asking twitter for help when she got robbed instead of Suisei who was in the next room over.>Their primary goal, that is taught to them from the start, is fishing for gachikoi. They even get a bonus, for how many akasupas they get each month.>All of them are in it only for the money>None of them are virgins>All of them have boyfriends. Maybe one or two has a girlfriend>They think that all of their audience, which includes you obviously, are disgusting loser trash.
Looks like Noel's viewership is topping off at 10.7k at most.
>>25389297Cute Sio
Quick rundown on Kiryu Coco:>YAGOO kneels to Coco>In contact with Iofifteen>Possess businesswoman-like abilities>Control Hololive with an iron but fair fist>Own VTuber accounts all over YouTube>Direct descendant of the eternal dragon bloodline>Will bankroll the first generation of HololiveEN (Coco Kaine will be the first to debut)>In the process of transforming Reddit as her personal billboard>Own basically every real estate property in Kamurocho>First designer babies will be Pekora Babies>said to have 400+ deleted videos, such Kaoru'ing has only existed deep in Subaru's channel>Ancient 5ch narratives tell of a Tenshi who will descend upon Hololive and will bring an era of KINO and unprecedented 草 with them>This is Coco>She owns AsaCoco drug labs around the world>You likely have AsaCoco inside you right now>Every Holo has the mark of the Kiryu Kai implanted in them at their debut>Coco is in regular communication with the Maji Tenshis Kanata and Towa..., forwarding the word of Management to the EOPs>Discovered ARK>She learned fluent Japanese in under a rep>YAGOO allows her full access to the evidence of narratives within the Cover Corp archives>Gachikoi entrust their supacha with Coco. There's no ARS in Ft. Fubuki, only Ft. Coco>She is 3501 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently debated by our containment thread>In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points in time and space from Ami Yamato to the day she finishes GOI>She has been able to access the Cover Corp dirt since birth, and has spoken about what she saw while she was a newborn>Coco will guide Hololive into a new age of menhera, narratives, and YABEE>We don't know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she isn't Chris.
Does anyone have the source of roberu's bgm? It's quite the bop
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1293679307122806785?s=21BASED
>>25389306>falseflagging a chuuba with no fansngmi
>>25389315okay
Watame...
Which 5th gen will have the most erotic ringfit stream?
I'm not sure how much longer I can last with all of this stench fetish talk going on.
#GOTOSLEEP
Gay.
Noel is more of a background noise streamer.I rarely actually watch her.
>>25389312Based Watame
The amount of people here, that are saying that holos are very talented singers, is a dead giveaway, that there aren't all that many people here, who think this is just entertainment. This is the kind of coloring of truth, you would expect, when asked: "how talented is your girlfriend?". And the fact that the idolfags here will argue that they are objective, when they really are defending the honor of their beloved is a proof that they are completely deluded. In short. Whenever someone says holo is talented singer you know he is a cűck, cause holos aren't talented singers.,
I am so fucking glad that headphones exist
>>25389321Holy based
http://poal.me/sy23pkhttp://poal.me/sy23pkhttp://poal.me/sy23pkhttp://poal.me/sy23pkhttp://poal.me/sy23pk
>They all love each other and get along well, many of them being friends for life.>Their primary goal, that is taught to them from the start, is to have lots of fun and make friends. The akasupas are just a bonus.>All of them do it because they enjoy it and have a lot of fun>They're all virgins>None of them have boyfriends. Maybe one or two has a girlfriend>They think that all of their audience, which includes you obviously, are wonderful people and they love all their fans.
>>25389321GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP
...waiting patiently...
>>25389292Lamily...
I love noel, and i hope that in due time you will grow to lover her too
>>25389316
Friendly reminder to set your reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPH6rlRDPHk
>>25389351
>>25389315It's quite early in Japan, only 7:46am
Noel discussing Mea's Febreze tech lol
Noel is... boring...
>>25389333I love my two moms, and their alien ass friend
>>25389353I want Kagura Nana to beat me up
is there like a dictionary of japanese slang or somethingevery once in a while I come across something weird in the stream or stream chat and I have no idea if I'm just dumb or its slang I don't know
Imagine the scent in that room...
I love canan she sound like a cheap whore from youtube that show her tits in a asmr video
>>25389314i don't give a shit.t.ayamecuck
Asacoco 3.0 gonna be full on 3D with SuiKana
Damn I never realized how much of an "entertaining" streamer Noel is
>Watches Noel ringfit stream along side Lulu's past ringfit stream>Compare the 2 at the kcal they've burned and how tired they sound cause I'm bored rn
>>25389349I miss her...
>>25389333teetee
>>25389365yeah it's called lurk more on NND
I'm happy to confirm this cute usagi has my second membership just behind Koro-san
>>25389321if you're a watamate you're now contractually obligated to smellpost
S-sugoi...
>>25389326>[deleted]Is the meido from facebook?
>>25389307
>>25389297I hope Towa, Bibi and Sio had a good sleep.
Imagine the underboob sweat...
i leave for an hour and noel boots up ringfit and starts practicing her JAV moans
>>25389374What does Ryan Gosling have to do with Hololive
Bros, I'm worried, she's starting to use the menhera voice.
>>25389386>watame going 5kwow
How big do you guys think Astel's cock is?
https://youtu.be/_B0CyOAO8y0
>>25389287Soon...
>>25389386>aki outdoing pekothat's a big confidence boost
>>25389386WATAME SURGE
>>25389385He is the admin of the page
>>25389377It's very unlikely that the calorie count is worth anything without a heart rate monitor
>>25389327Cute ushanka.
>>25389367OK Chang
>>25389397Knowing that Kira thought his 13cm package was something worth bragging about I'd curb your expectations
Miko...
>>25389394Cross boarders forced their garbage long enough that it's accepted now
Kabaya is the 13th time you did a collab but you still can surpass me, how can you be such a leech? even after a 4 person collab you still have less viewers and subs.
>>25389386I'm so happy for Aki, she deserves this and more
Ten fox, Kawaiiiiyoooo~
>>25389377Lul* is a postgame final boss anonchama
>>25389399Why is her legs so fucking fat
>>25389333Why is Marine so goofy?
Aloe's roommate is flat!
>>25389394Digital Companions
>>25389387Yes.
I kneel
>>25389374Is gosling supposed to be lecherous?
.....
>>25389386Towa about to be lowest outside of azki and 5th gen
for evaaar
>>25389377comparing lulu to any regular human being is unfair
Canine holos:>Fubuki (Fox)>Korone (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)>Mio (Wolf)>Polka (Fennec Fox)Feline holos:>Okayu (Housecat)>Botan (Lion)We need more feline representation.
>>25389377Lulu is unbeatable, maybe only Aki could be compared to her.
Paizuri practice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSYo8ZIIU88Remember to watch it every day so it never leaves your head!
>>25389416If she can't earn it naturally she doesn't deserve it.
s-sugoi nee wow
>>25389413I don't understand what's up with Gosling and /jp/-related stuff. Years ago before BR2049 came out people were spamming shots from Drive and even creating Drive-themed OC in Russian VN threads
>>25389424natural talent + her 3d model is badly rigged (and proportionated)
>>25389434At this rate, Aki will pass her in two daysNot that it matters, Towa won't waver!
>>25389416Lets's be honest, she doesn't deserve it at all, and probably almost none of them will actually watch her in the future.
>>25389440Please sign this cat Yagoo.
>>25389386coco is doing better than I thought
>>25389449trash just like miko, dead inside and outside
>>25389435MIKOCHIII
>>25389431at least include the cliphttps://files.catbox.moe/b2164h.mp4
>>25389321Watame, what the fuck...
danchou...menhera?
found out my uncle is dying in 30min while having a half chub watching noels stream...
>>25389440like 70% of the holos own cats so that probably makes up for it
The NHK thing is tomorrow, right?
>>25389440Fubuki is a feline anon...
>>25389448She got subs after a subbed clip got semi-viral, how is that not natural, all the holos have popular subbed clips which helped them grow.
>>25389333they fuck
>>25389462I want to get Nekoze punched!
>>25389321While many people may be concerned about their worsening list of fetishes when they begin to include things like "feet" or "armpits", I do wish to inform you that there is little to worry about. These two fetishes lead directly into seemingly-worse fetishes such as a sweat fetish or body odor fetish, but this is again merely a great misconception. For you see, when you have begun to dream of smelling or licking your oshi you are actually now at the closest point to forgoing any concerns about the superficial beauty of your oshi and are on the precipice of being attracted purely to her existence itself. Once you cross this threshold, you become immediately and completely immune to the base commotions of the masses such as anti-posting or roommate-posting and filled with a resolve that lets you wish everyone else can love their oshi as much as you do to your own.So next time you imagine licking your oshi's sweaty armpits, or dunking your head in her laundry basket, or rubbing her feet on your face, or having your face replace her chair as the station of her rear: fear not. You are on your way to enlightenment and with it the joys of the purest oshi love.
>>25389280I think Red-kun is cuter than Haachama!
>>25389457I prefer mirai akari than the cat, Imagine Mirai Akari Hololive doing VRchat
>>25389450He plays these silent "autistic" characters in both movies
>>25389457I fucking wish
>>25389434>5th genthey'll probably pass her at the end of the week
>>25389440Serval holo when?What's her VA been up to anyways?
>>25389473Superchat her $5 about it
>>25389453>>25389434If polka rides the wave of the other debuts then I give it till the end of the month before one of them overtakes Towa, she unironically will be the least subbed of all the holos (minus the sub channels and AZKi)towa...i love you regardless
Fuck you retard.
pekora aqua collab when? oh yea pekora bullied aqua on her birthday back in their NND days so never
>>25389473what do you mean in 30 mins..?
>>25389491>What's her VA been up to anyways?Dying inside as a puppet for KFP
>>25389476The 14th
>>25389448None of Hololive's growth is natural
>>25389416im really happy for aki too even if she doesnt retain alot of the new viewers thats ok it was her time to shine even if only for a fleeting moment. shes not a numberfag anyways
>>25389489Instant top tier holo.
>>25389450Drive has an Akira-like aesthetics and the BR2049 resemble a few cyberpunk anime, while he's playing an anime MC-like character in both movies. So I think it's understandable, although I hate the goslingspamming. It was fun at first but quickly got shitposted to thed death, just like every meme here.
>>25389494>complain about tourists >post it on jewbook
>>25389500basically putting him down since host donor issues after a long cancer battle.
>>25389385Nah, the admin of that page seems like a faggot cunt that would report anything, and most likely meidos is just fed up with us so they just accept every report.
AAAAAAAA WHY ARE THE HOT ONES ALWAYS SO BORING
My husband is good at making impressions! https://files.catbox.moe/y13ji8.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/ootrh4.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jfh7d4.mp4
>>25389501She should join Arai-san and be a vtuber.
>>25389457HOUSHOU...MARINE DESU XDhttps://streamable.com/rq6x0z
>>25389482What about back fetish?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6LlP1iQZ4
>>25389456she already had loyal viewers, but still it's nice to know people are supporting you even if they are new.it's called a confidence boost
Imagine sticking your dick between Kanatas sweaty feet!
>>25389440>fubuki>foxuhhhhhh
>>25389493Dumb debiru is inclining quite well now too.
>>25389486Is Akari really a good entertainer tho? VRChat was her peak, but I always thought she was carried by her old design.It would also be weird as shit to have a gen 6 that Sora is super tight with.
>>25389503Sora..
>>25389440Canine holos:>Fubuki (Fox)>Korone (Cavalier King Charles Spaniel)>Mio (Wolf)>Polka (Fennec Fox)Feline holos:>Okayu (Housecat)>Botan (Lion)>Fubuki (Cat)>Matsuri (Nekomimi)>Roboco (Nekomimi)
Kabaya... it's over it doesn't matter who you leech I already won...
>>25389510i'd love to see more collabs with her and rbc at least
>>25389523That was a really good stream. In this case I'm glad that Luna overslept.
>>25389521Ugly women need to adapt to make up for their physical deficiencies.
>>25389444HAACHAMA CHANERUhaachama chaneruHAACHAMA CHANERU
So who's the next debut person? I don't keep up with the schedule, so I don't know what time it's at.
Bros what if Nene has a really deep onee-chan tier voice
>>25389414>Collabs all the time but doesn't make any gainsCould it be that she's not actually leeching but sacrificing her own growth to help the others? An anti-leech if you will?
>>25389516Well.... stay strong anon :)
I like imagining how many of the girls hate each other. It's inevitable in any group of people this size, especially "introverted", low-functioning females. You know at least half of Hololive can't stand this rabbit.
>>25389510>Pekora/ Marine collabs are gonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf2sagZujDQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEkxdDGRLhoAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25389533Yes, she was the best heavenly king.
>stealth ASMR sex-sounds stream
>>25389448>matsuri bandaid>fubuki scatman>miko niggadefine natural you faggot
>>25389377Lulu is peak human. Comparing her to anyone is unfair
>>25389321Based? Based on what?
noel please i dont know where my headphones are i wasnt ready for this
>>25389493The 5th gen's growth will slow down after all of them debuted. They'll quickly reach 150k but after that it'll return to normal and they won't get more than the other holos, except if one of them reach Coco's popularity.
>>25389437> L*lu> Human
who bought senchou's asmr? was it sexy? worth it?
>>25389537Watambe... so lonely that she's aiming for the indog scraps that Kanata and Coco have both already used up...Is she just chasing them to catch the remaining scent of KanaCoco on Moona's body?
>>25389535Christmas miracle
>>25389545Nene, same time as today
>>25389521Pekora might be hot
Hope you're all ready to go all in on Clowncoin
dancho wa menhera nai....
>>25389569Thanks.
>>25389557I'm pretty sure arcane rituals are a form of performance enhancement
>>25389546wouldn't that be great?
>try to find some n*j* streamers that might be interesting so I have something to watch when the holos aren't streaming>find big list of all of them>way too many and don't know where to begin>get frustrated and cry and give upI think I'll just stick to Towa...
Hololive is inclining
>>25389571doubtful, her personality is too good
>>25389414shut up sheep, come back when your cover get 1M views
>>25389549Aqua
>>25389564This is singularly the most Reddit meme in history
>>25389554>stealth
>>25389549Anon... do you hate half of your coworkers?
>>25389336holy comma splices
>>25389586Just watch Mito, but only if you're not an EOP.
>>25389586same reason i cant get into them. i go turboautism with these things and i cant handle all of them
>>25389482dangerously based
>>25389586Just watch Towa's archives. She got some up a few days ago.
>>25389586Kanae Kuzuha Chihiro are doing Apex streams almost every day if you like watching Apex
>>25389549I think it's near impossible to dislike peko's personality
>>25389571Impossible, she wears glasses.
>>25389599>half
>>25389586Stop falseflagging you fucking faggot. Although it's quite smart to play the pussy faggot with a towa picture to embarrass everyone but you can't fool me. Kill yourself.
>>25389594it will get there eventually
>>25389586watch hoshikawa humiliating matsuri, the best niji
imagine being Noel's dad and getting to hear these sounds for real
Mikochi.... I love you.... Mikochi......
Noel's menhera voice gets me so worked up, keep doing it
HEY BABY GOOD MORNING
>>25389586If you don't mind his design, Joe Rikiishi is cool.
>>25389599Not him, but I unironically do, and I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.
>hey baby good morningFlare's in the chat!?
>arrive at a countryside bus stop for your next bus>see this lone girl sitting thereWhat do?
>>25389586Try Lulu, Debiru, Ars Almal (OH FUCK she had a 3d stream I missed), Dola (another sexy lizard), and Kanae Kuzuha (he btfo matsuri in apex)
>>25389482actually based
>>25389586Start by watching Towa's friends.I know they aren't Niji, but it doesn't really matter which company a chuuba comes from.
>>25389622>he doesn't know
>>25389386So happy for Fubuki doing so well
>>25389556aki spreading her legs
>>25389586why are towafags like this?
tell me what the bakery is bros
wakarimasu ka?
>Noel keeps going for the same excersizeWEAK
>>25389586I honestly think this is why Hololive has becomes as successful as it has.
>>25389557>human
>>25389632Call a priest, because I'm seeing a dead girl
>>25389612Estrogen is a hell of a drug
>>25389633 (me)Nvm ars 3d is the 14th...
>>25389616>heh, nice try kiddo, but you can't fool me ;^)
>>25389633Ars' 3D debut is in two days anon, you had me worried since I wanted to watch her too, but shit it's at the same time as Botan's debut
>>25389586>posts towaHow about watching the girl that's actually cute and also good at apex?
>>25389586>Towafags are this patheticPfhaha
>>25389632
How do you know when you're supposed to cum during these streams?
>>25389633>he btfo matsuri in apexif your looking for someone who btfo'd the holos i think we all know what we would be looking for
>Noel unironically said she likes smelling the butt of hamstersbased
>>25389642BakeryFrom Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaA bakery is an establishment that produces and sells flour-based food baked in an oven such as bread, cookies, cakes, pastries, and pies.[1] Some retail bakeries are also categorized as cafés, serving coffee and tea to customers who wish to consume the baked goods on the premises. Confectionery items are also made in most bakeries throughout the world.
>>25389630dunno but for me I just hate that one or two obnoxious faggot
>>25389549I fucking hae this shitty fucking rabbit. Like wring her neck until it breaks hate.
>>25389597The meme is dumb but why does her avatar look so scary? Was it on purpose or is it just a coincidence?
>not even 30 minute old thread>already devolved into off topic niji posting
>>25389361i hope we get more of these 3 dorks together, this is gold https://files.catbox.moe/15g1j8.mp4
MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25389651I want to be Towa's kiddo.
peko
>>25389641Hey baby~ good morning!
>>25389655It hurts so muchCOME BACK MIKOTIIIIII
>>25389656When Noel uses her sexy lady voice
>>25389644I fucking hate you. Thanks for the laugh
>>25389632genuflect
>>25389666...cough
Watching Noel is fucking cringe, she's clearly deliberately overdoing the moans. True camwhore.
>>25389547>SacrificingNot really, collabs are always mutually beneficial..
>>25389414>"Should we invite Watame for our artifact RTA?">"I don't know, she seems so busy with her numbers, graphs and math lately, I think she doesn't have time for this. She's been streaming a lot lately, she probably has a schedule for a month in advance.">"I guess you're right, besided it wouldn't be fair for us to get her on our team, we'd be basically unstoppable together.">"Yeah, like back in the day... We'll invite her next time if she's awake. And not preparing for another late night stream. And answers my invitation for once.">"Watame is so hard working, shame she's missing out on this...">"Oh well, there's always another time."
>>25389659interesting thank you anon
>>25389586Niji has good homos unlike HoloLulu is also the best girl in the worldI know these things because I faced the same struggle anon.
>>25389657>This fucking gorilla with the absolute shittiest avatar and a voice of liquid gold BTFO Matsuri in ApexGod that stream was something else
who unsubbed from/didn't sub to lamy after her debut stream? what didn't you like about her?
>>25389599No. But I am not a woman.
>nyaaaaaaaaaaa>myaaaaaaaaaaaaI'm liking this ASMR
>>25389586>>25389654Sorry, wrong image
Why does Noel keep going for the archer pull, wouldn't there be a huge problem in the way of doing that one?
>>25389664>Dead hoursWe got nothing else rn other than coomer bait Noel. Also doesn't help that a LOT of old content got privatized or removed
>>25389677>collabs are always mutually beneficial..So... it's never leeching?
>>25389651Yes, you can't, no one in the world can be that much of a faggot to write something like this here>get frustrated and cry and give upYou have to end your life.
>>25389687lemonkey
>>25389676There's nothing wrong with being good at your job.
>>25389386How the fuck does the dog get 5k new subs when she didn't even stream today.
>>>/wsg/3580375matuli...
>>25389689Then maybe people should shut the fuck up if they don't have anything to talk about
>It's over 9000 but just barely. That's pretty pathetic Noel
Noel is such a cheap slut, I hate her but my dick like her.
>>25389386What site is this?
>>25389699Natural pull of cuteness
>>25389676She's got her niche
>>25389692nah collabs are mutual leeching
>>25389667>towa was allowed to bring her son onto the setPretty wholesome of hololive to do this
>>25389682I unsubbed, her voiceMaybe after she starts letting it fade ill reconsider
>>25389652Yea, I corrected myself. Those streams at the same time worry me too....
>>25389698But I don't like her voice, Pekora was more arousing.
>>25389386FubuKANG1 MILLIONLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25389679Please don't do this to me
>>25389710I can't believe Hololive is full of leeches...
>>25389657>>25389681>Shit vtuber avatar>Godly Apex player>Good cover songsIdk wth to make of this ape.
>>25389387fuck off right back to r/hololive
>>25389689noel is good, stop whining
>>25389682I didn't unsub but I wasn't expecting a lot and she didn't bring a lot. I still don't see how there's an open niche for her to fill.
>>25389723He's an anomaly
>>25389700>Hoshikawa rejected THIS
>>25389706https://holo.poi.cat/
>>25389699The face of hololive
>>25389682i only sub to people i like
>>25389723best gorilla, I miss robot, ninja and demon collabs
>>25389307lmao, that fucking goblin
>>25389730Damaged goods are very easy to spot.
>>25389734But that's Sui-chan
>>25389632Ignore her and continue juggling
>>25389586Thanks for the ideas anons, I'll give them a shot. I guess a lot are just a bit shit but that's why I don't like there being so many holos in the future, it'll be really weird.>>25389616I'm not falseflagging I'm just an autist anon please andastd
hanabi...
>>25389723Going for a meme avatar is high iq for a guy tho. Anyone remember the horse head guy?
>>25389725People only like her because of her roommate's tits.
>>25389682never was subbed and probably never will be, I was bored during the debut and the little bit I watched the first actual (30 minute lmao) stream
polka isnt a clown, shes a jester so why do people force clown memes onto her?
>>25389679>As Coco left the room, she went to her computer and started to seethe and complain about Lamy
>>25389682she retained my sub. i like comfy things. we'll see how she develops from here
So one of the production staff of cover watched hayato's stream, thought it was amazing and asked for manpower.The absolute fucking state of cover.https://twitter.com/thoth_v
>>25389723This monke is legit, unironically, based.
>>25389687I listened to some of his songs after they got linked a few threads ago... I was seriously suprised they were that good.
>>25389749That's the face of the CCP
>>25389307https://streamable.com/fi5655
>>25389700slut
>>25389754Baacharu is glue now, anon
>>25389763USE YOUR EOP MONEY FOR FUCK SAKE COVER
>>25389653uhhh... based?
>>25389557>Lulu is peak human.When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
>>25389752I like hololive as a tight knit family.
>>25389753You called?
>>25389653but i already watch aqua and ayame
>>25389763Can't blame them. It's a very amazing stream. The tracking was top notch
>>25389767I want to cum in the long legs of that autist elf.
>>25389752>I'm not falseflagging I'm just an autist anon please andastdThen don't write embarrassing shit like this because I don't want to be associated with your autism, thanks. Also watch Lulu.
>>25389665Noel gesturing to Flare to come into frame is hilarious
>>25389754>Going for a meme avatar is high iq for a guy thoThe two biggest earners among male chuubas are fujo bait (Kanae and Kuzuha), so no, not really. Then again gorilla was there since the early days, nobody knew what the fuck this was going to evolve into.
>>25389441Where does this Aki being super fit in IRL come from?
>>25389763Tanigo...
>>25389773They are spending it, on fucking leeches. The middle management sort, not the /hlg/ meme kind.
>>25389292>>25389790haha
>>25389763Holostars will get their chance, right?
>nijishills are back
>>25389632Sit next to her and say nothing
>>25389763it was an insane stream though, the production quality will likely never be matched by both companies again for a long time
>>25389687is there a need to be upset?
>>25389813how can hololive compete
>>25389806Lulu is honorary holo
>>25389790Haha it's Lamy
>>25389786>I want to cum in the long legs of that autist elf.>inShould I call the police
>>25389763Why not go for a idol live?
>>25389790what the FUCK
>>25389664Please be my wifeplease be my wifeplease be in london
>>25389763Nothing wrong with that though.
>>25389402She's going to piss it away on ARK...
>>25389796Have you seen her dance?
>>25389763Yagoo yo.....
>>25389763Time to kneel again. Fucking nijichads it's like the 5th time this week
Towa's papa is streaming!
>>25389818Only because of one autist who stayed in these threads since split instead of the niji thread for some reason.
momy gibs
>>25389292>Lulu and Lamy were streaming at the same timeDamn it
>>25389818Along with Debiru https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taKkBb4wqKw
Why the fuck are you trying to summon meidos L*l* poster? nothing is wrong with this thread for now
>>25389837No, only because she is the only niji what I like, so I just imagine her as a holo.
Noel won't hit 12k.
>>25389836Towa mama...
>>25389843Sounds like an easy task for Lul*
>>25389813It's crazy how she's managed to make something so simple as going wide eyed and turning to the camera into an enduring trademark
https://a.pomf.cat/mwznjh.webm
>>25389826pay off my debts and i might reconsider
>>25389757i'll have you know that i like noel's tits way more than her roommate's tits
>>25389763why
>>25389782Me too anon.
Ayame-sama I want to lick the stuff off your soiled panties onegai
>>25389844Debiru is so precious
What's going on in this thread
>>25389664everybody gangsta til the depressed fbkposter gets mad
>>25389687>>25389765Check out NHK Virtual Nodo Jiman from January last hear if you missed it originally (it's on nyaa).
>>25389836rurudo is a papa?!
womb
>>25389858Dozo
>>25389757Yesshe is perfect. too bad she is a dyke
>>25389871Pammy...
>>25389859they are too big. makes her model look stupid. same with coco
fatsuri
>>25389850Nevermind, Japan just woke up. But Noel won't hit 15k.
>>25389873Why in gods name did he make her womb so infertile???She has the body for baby making yet is cursed with such a dusty womb!
>>25389866This is a pretty good thread compared to the average dead hours.
>>25389828id rather she play what she enjoys rather than chase views with meme games.
>>25389872>Kizuna looking dead insideAppropriate and accurate.
>>25389551https://v.ikx.me/subscriptionAnonchama, they should be in the archive.
>>25389876arigato...supacha...
Kanatan tsuyoi.
Too much happenings and streams in one week, holy shit.
https://files.catbox.moe/hukpp7.pngthis guy always shows up on streams
>HEYYY MUSCLE BOOYSSSSnoel pls
>>25389876>tfw hololive gave you a reason to improve your country's economyI'll be the next presidente
CURSE IMAGEDO NOT OPEN
>>25389763Who is this man and I why is he so popular? I thought people didn't like male vtubers.
>>25389883I think people really underestimate how much even 1000 viewers is in terms of streaming and income desu, 12k or whatever is insane.
I thought luluposter had died...
>>25389872kizuna looking like one of those pics you put next to the coffin on a funeral
>>25389829Only seen the holo-fest one.
>>25389848
>>25389668breed peko
>>25389890still the best vtuber, the only one with 2 channels over 1m.
>>25389883and that's completely fine, she's not for everyone
>>25389886>dead hoursNoel...
>>25389899You'll have to go full Pinochet anon. Good luck
Why is Towa so unpopular?
I want to comfort Coco as she cries into my chest about her declining viewer numbers and all the expectations she puts on herself, and then I want to rub her horns
>>25389898its me whats up bro
>>25389899Remember to get in shape, eat and sleep properly for your waifu.
>>25389913does aifag really...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WfSsCTg4bgSLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Akirose R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
>>25389917yabee happened.
>>25389916based
>>25389859Noel's tits are a size smaller than her roommate's though
>>25389767Locking fingers with her while pinning her legs down with my own.Putting my full bodyweight into each thrust from above.Releasing deep inside as her entire body convulses.
>>25389917shit voiceYabee video
>>25389917Because she has a boyfriend... but the family is ok with that!
You dissapoint me again towaposter
>>25389917Because you're a faggot.
>>25389876>13 USD akasupaIf only I can find a good argentine VPN
Lulu has one of my favorite designs.
>>25389917I wouldn't say any of the hololives are unpopular, 4k average is pretty good.
>>25389876arigatou supacha...
>>25389913>over 1m.subscribers.Sub-Choco-sensei viewer numbers, though.
>>25389913>over 4.5 milllion subs between two channels>most streams get Towa viewer numbersIt's time to let it go aifag
>>25389929Both are disgustingly big. The acceptable size is Towa or smaller, the perfect is Shion and Rushia.
>>25389930>>25389927What video
dumb onion
Which Holo has the highest % of female fans? I'd say Suisei.
>>25389938Even n*rdvpn works
>>25389951You're better off not knowing if you're a towafag...
>>25389956me on the right
>>25389956https://files.catbox.moe/f2ct2k.webm
>>25389925Why did okayu join so fucking late. Dumb lazy cat made my baby sad
>>25389960i thought it was senchou
>>25389956https://files.catbox.moe/qznfhq.mp4
So Noel’s favourite Baki character is Jack?
>>25389946She finally got to escape upd8>>25389949start to pray holofag, she is gonna slay all holo sluts
>>25389903nijisanji got popular male and female vtubers. How they pulled it off is anyones guess but I hardly watch them. I'll ask in the /vy/ thread if anyone knows how they got popular
>>25389913why are sheepfags like this
>>25389896Just gotta pick and chose. Make a list with priorities. Mine is like>Gen 4 and their collabs>Pekora and collabs with her>Korone collabs>Subaru>Okayu>Roberu>Nijsanji (lulu)>the rest that I don't give a fuck about.
>>25389949Towa usually get twice as much as Ai tho. I still like Ai she's cute.
>>25389960Marine, Coco. Maybe Matsuri as sick as it sounds?
>>25389960Kanata
>>25389962>paid VPNI just use softether and once in a blue moon, an argentine server
>>25389970No way
>>25389971Is she imitating fubuki?
>>25389893Not so fastyou still have 10 years contract
>>25389951this onehttps://files.catbox.moe/zh0oq5.webm
REMINDERWHAT EACH HOLO DOES AFTER SEX:Luna - eats tendiesSuisei - awkwardly asks if her performance was adequateRushia - criesFubuki - whispers "yoisho" then falls asleepMel - gives massageMarine - Out breath, but wants to go againSubaru - stares at her lover longingly, saying nothingHaachama - cooks something for her loverWatame - eats chipsAyame - scolds her lover on their performanceTowa - immediately gets back to work to avoid having an actual connectionAki - takes a shot then passes outSora - commands her lover to never speak a word of what just transpiredCoco - angrily wipes the cum stains off her clothes and glassesNoel - Makes tea, then showersOkayu - uploads the sex tape she just made to xnxxChoco - pats herself on the back for sleeping with another woman's husbandMatsuri - watches videos of Hachikawa, rewinding and replaying the moments she says "daisuki"Roboco - apologizes for tearing holes in the sheets with her metal legsPekora - quietly robs the person she fucked and leavesKanata - pets her lover's hair until they fall asleepShion - pays the filthy oji-san their sex money and tells them to get out of her sightMio - wants to do nothing more than talk about her dayKorone - Smokes a cigarAqua - cuddles her lover in her armsMiko- rests her head upon her lover's chest as that is her pillow for the nightFlare - Showers, then drinks tea
>>25389913She has subs but her stats and earnings are LOWER than the worst holo....
You know Noel is excercising because pervent her tits from sagging
>>25389960Flare, at least within gen 3
>>25389951https://files.catbox.moe/p1s0kp.mp4
>>25389917Boyfriend or cohabitationAll she had to do was turn off the damn stream
>>25389990>Rushia - criesStopped reading there.
>>25389960I remember looking at estimated demographics on noxsocial (or some sit, can't find it anymore) but it did show Suisei having the most balanced male to female subscriber ratio.
Am I missing something with Noel? I find it easier to lewd Aqua or Marine than her.
>>25389457Isn't she doing okay?
>>25389997What the fuck
>>25389990even in shitpost noel and flare are fucking each other
>>25389997Might be staff?
>>25389990>HachikawaAnon...
>>25389990>Noel - Makes tea, then showers>Flare - Showers, then drinks tea
>>25389280I'd love her if she wasn't so fake. Also, her over-the-top personality is annoying.
>>25390001She's sick of being lewd
>>25389917She's a WHORE
Do you think YAGOO is sad about his idol dream hehehe
>>25389997https://files.catbox.moe/0qdv7m.webmOokini
>>25389997What's the guy saying?
So they're playing so much ringfit because they got fat?
Why can't hololive be like this. I thought they are a virtual idol group.https://youtu.be/Sg3s5BVMSlYhttps://youtu.be/bnO5hdTuY8Itheir 3D shit put the two company to shame.
>>25390007are you really that new...
how collectively mentally ill does a community have to be to get upset at the possibility that someone they will never meet MIGHT have a boyfriend
>>25389973>aifag thinks activ8 controlling her directly instead of through a subsidiary magically freed her from corporate controlYou never change do you. Well, at least I can respect your consistency, you're not like that faggot that sent Narukami the discord video, and when he got blown out in front of everyone ran here to tell the thread that he actually didn't and he doesn't care about Towa and he's actually a nijifag.
>>25389960Flare is know for having a lot of female listeners, towa also has a considerable amount
>>25390023"Knead the balls some more"
>>25389989Dumb debiru.
OKINI
>>25389999same obviously watame would be the one crying
>>25390012>>25390007>>25390023>newfags don't even know about yabeeJesus fucking Christ
>>25390015she has a bubbly personality, it's impossible to dislike them
>>25390020WATAMEGALUL
>>25389997towacucks paying for the condons
>>25390007>>25390012hello newfriends welcome to /hlg/!
>>25389997she doesn't have a gimmick
>>25390001You're missing a couple of things
>>25390026>>25390036Yes, i came in /hlg/ 2 weeks ago so i didn't know. Not even a towafag but i cringed.
>>25389997>>25389998>>25389999>>25390000>>25390001>five posts in a row>both quads takenThis is how fast the holo thread is, holy shit.
When will they collab again?
>>25390012She went with that excuse at first but the truth came out that it was her discord friends and she admitted it.But yeah it killed every unicorn interested in her.
>>25390034HAACHAMA CHAMAAAAAAAA!
>>25389885She has dusty old bones filled with green dust.
>>25389990She may be an autist, but I don't think she is that autistic.
>>25390001>Am I missing something with Noel? I find it easier to lewd Aqua or Marine than her.She's just baiting memberships. If you're self aware, you watch her to see if she succeeds.
>>25390045hopefully never, fuck mea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8dmq5YIUocChumete this holofags
>>25390043>2 weeks agoI joined a month ago and even I was able to find that shit in the archives, lazy bastard
>a fucking towathreadNoel didn't sweat for this
>>25390043Please lurk more
>>25390040meant to answer >>25389917
Tick Tock
>>25390046>it was her discord friendsAt least it wasn't someone in her house LOL
Luna has collabs lined up with a bunch of people, what's going on?
>>25390001Just imagine her cries for help.
>>25389885she's gay, that womb wasn't going to good use either way
>>25389990>Suisei - awkwardly asks if her performance was adequateSuisui treats it like her puzzle games, you have to keep going as many times as it takes for her to make you cum first. If she comes really early she tells you to take it out because she needs to restart.
>>25390056Bad font choice, it looks like AV AV AV
One more day until Hololive will be on NHK with the Nijisanji and AI
>>25389997How do you not know about yabee anons? Besides mikoboat it's probably one of the most posted clips
>>25390040She plays the shooter kusoge and blasts my ear drums.
>>25390043you'll see alot of shitposting with towa here, 90% of it is thanks to that
>>25390056Which holo will be the first to collab with AI?
>>25390001Noel culminated into pure mama energy. You can't really lewd that.
>>25389876I like the design, except for the font, it's so generic and boring
>>25390057dont blame me, i don't have the autism to backread an insanely fast thread. I've only been living on slow /vg/ generals lately
>>25390040I guess one gimmick of her is being complete bully/tease bait, that's how most collabs and her interactions with chat nowadays go
>>25389457That's literally RBC's pet.
What!? Kizuna Ai have 2,8 m subs, and more subs than all hololives combined even if i count the chinese one? how can this be?
>>25390083Comet
>>25390063>Sora>caring about subscribers She dedicates existing in a different universe that it’s actually commendable
>All those (you)s for p1s0kpJust how many newfags are in this thread? fucking kill me
>>25390068The penis can't take it. The heart is alreadly done for.
Towa is hated here because she's in love with female elfs
I want to sit on a picnic blanket on a grassy hill at nighttime and hold hands with Towa while looking up at the stars!
>>25389899I'll vote for you anon, make it fast.
>>25390068>Suisui treats it like her puzzle games, you have to keep going as many times as it takes for her to make you cum first. If she comes really early she tells you to take it out because she needs to restart.
>>25390083She likes haachama
>>25390086>constantly going back and forth between mommy, babu, and just raging menheraThis is what makes Noel hot the boobs are just in the way
>>25390083Fubuki once she hits a million subsSora already did you fucking nigger
>>25389929noel is a drawing so her tits can be as big as i want
>>25390097at least 5-10 new IPs and 20-30 IPs lurking, prepare for even more over the coming week
>>25390036you think her apology video will come back? or be deleted forever?
>>25390063Miko's passive growth is fantastic, glad her absence hasn't deterred potential 35p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA0WJpYnBMM>children in chat thinking it is despacitoFuck this. I blame Towa.
>>25390068I don't have the stamina for this...
>>25389979Only in Hololive itself
>>25390068>If she comes really early she tells you to take it out because she needs to restart.
>>25390090Huge dork.
>>25390118It's always towa's fault
>>25390083Sora, for a second time, she really like Ai.
holy shit what's with that lead?
abayo chocoball
>>25389749But that's Usada
>>25390092>~80k viewerslmao
>>25390043Lurk more faggot, and still this shitpost is really new, how could you not notice it?
>>25390097its gen 5 debut week anonhope your ready for another four days of this
>>25390039>condonsI bet you'd love to live in a latex condo
>>25390068
>>25389990Don't do this to me again.
>>25389457Why does she wear a trashbag?
>>25390100Is there really anything wrong with that?
>>25390128She debuted
>>25390133I just scroll through garbage
>>25390128Polkafags btfo?
>>25390128she debuted anon
>>25390128Are you soft in the head?
>>25390128she had her debut
I don't like that vtubers have to delete utawakus after they end now...
>>25390083Sora did that already.
>>25390132>the queen of vtubers>concert after concert>holos fights for her cumbrles
>>25390083Took me a few seconds
>>25390128she just debuted Anonunless you mean Botan in which case it's the design carrying right now.
>>25390145im holding strong on my clowncoin we're at a steady pace here
>>25390056It's "kumite"
>>25389990>Choco: Takes the money and leaves
Noel... my dick...
>>25390118It really is a great song. The Backstreet boys being treated as a joke was one of our greatest sins
>>25390128she's the only one who debuted so far
noel getting them gains
>>25390128invest in Nene right now, she's going to soar tonight.
>>25389990The Miko one...Why must you hurt me in this way anon...I came here for a laff
>>25390123Towa...
>>25390128Anonchama, were you born retarded or was it from a hit?
>>25390141They hate what they can't have...
I am no longer a Towa fanI am now a Lamy fan
>>25390155What game is that?
>>25390150They don't have to, Coco sings whatever she likes while high as a kite on sleeping pills, so she chooses to.
What!? are you saying that 50 vtubers can't break the 1m sub? I can't believe it, i'm waiting since 2018 here....
While we take cheap ARS akasupas for granted, I pity the argies, must be tough for them to have such a shit currency
eroi
>>25389599It's fairly common to dislike a large number of the idiots around you. However, depending on the occupation it could be that the hatred for consumers override any disliking of your coworkers.
Towa...
>>25390181You mean you're gonna start falseflagging as Lamy? At least wait until the 5th gen debuts are over falseflagchama, you don't wanna have to switch midway through
>>25390186This is genuinely pathetic, anon
>>25390186Kaguya Luna broke 1mil before youtube did a mass subscriber purge right?
>>25389960My guess is one of the three that appeared in a woman's magazine. Matsuri, Flare or Suisei.
Will Polka break 200k by the end of her debut? Or maybe Botan?
>>25390065>Oh sorry Matsuri I have a collab with Flare on Wednesday, I can't go to the aquarium with you>Oh you want to have lunch Friday? Sorry I'm collabing with Kanata...
>>25390169anonchama, shes resting her head on another woman's tits. not your chest.
>>25389440Are kemonomimi the strongest between the holos? Just Aqua is in the Top 5 representing vegetables
what about watame, noel?
Why aifag doing here again? Oh wait he already here baiting as nijifags
>>25390197kaguya who? still waiting for her 1m sub milestone
I heard that Cover recruited Nobuhime. Did I get bamboozled?
Why was Kanata so heavy on "WA"s during KanaKoron's DKC? Is she a fan of Omesis?
>>25390186holocucksnijiniggers
>>25390192I clapped because Coco and Towa are old friends.
>>25390208>buying narrativesFirst day?
>>25390208Yes
>>25390201ELFED.COM
>>25390208The leak is bullshit
>>25390182Revue Starlight. It’s an anime + real live stage with the mobile game as a sequelBasically theatre students secretly duel at night in while singing as the winner of the tournament gets their wish granted
>>25390208Probably, but that character's debuting last, so feel free to let your hope fester so you can be crushed.
Bow to the queen faggots
>>25390208>Did I get bamboozled?Probably.
>>25390185She deletes them because it's copyrighted music.
>>25390208No.
>>25390188I want to live there!
>>25390208Did 5ch ever lie to you?
>>25390182Revue Starlight
>>25390208wait for sunday's debut
>Pekora wants to be a mom someday
>>25390223That's what I mean, she sings whatever she wants.
>>25390191>It's fairly common to dislike a large number of the idiots around youThey aren't actually in the same room 9 to 5 every weekday. They also don't have to order each other around or have shared tasks where somebody can fuck up something for everybody else. There are no ranks and promotions so no need for intrigue related to that. If anything, holos probably have the healthiest relationship with each other possible for female coworkers.
>>25390186Just wait for PewDiePie's fanbase to notice the holos and try to push for a collab and you'll see their numbers skyrocket. It's only inevitable at this point
>>25390015at least she's not as bad as luna is.
>>25390210>mfw not a nigger
>>25389586>kenzokuMelissa, duh... She even uses the same BGM as Towahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5oMGon8O5Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH0SdgEfoIc
I want to see Aloe, Towa, Choco, Mel and Ayame form a unit based around being creatures of the dark.
What!? you holo doesn't even have a nando? and you call her popular? talk to me after you get 3 figmas and 3 nandos.
>>25390217thanks mate, finna download
>>25390233Did he even bother with Ai?Haachama appeared in his videos but he was clueless about it
>>25390208wait for polka anon to get your answer
>>25390245figma balls
>>25390230Miko can impregnate her with miko powers
HI HOW ARE YOU
post lulu
Tell me the truth anonchama. You haven't masturbated to your oshi,or any other holo's,right?
>>25390237luna has a defined character and she sticks to it
THREE MORE HOURS UNTIL KINO
Why do you guys waste your money on Super Chat? You don't seem sane.
>>25390208Probably, we don't know yet.
>>25390259I would never soil our god like that
How big is your expectation for Nene's debut today /hlg/?
As a longtime Lamy fan, I cannot BELIEVE they would pull something like this. I will never support Hololive again in the future, and this is coming from someone who as supported Towa in the past
>>25390245s-she will soon, shut up Aifag!
>>25390245It's Nendo. And Matsuri has one, so it's not quite the accomplishment you think it is.
>>25390259I've masturbated to all of them.
>>25390223She can't delete our clips though.https://streamable.com/z4wk66
>>25389632Ask her why anon posted an empty bench.
>>25389448All of the other holos who are getting 5000-6000 subs a day are doing so largely because they are the ones getting an excessive amount of translated clips or just clips in general of their videos spread around the most. Aki gets almost none of her clips translated or shared by the community in the west; just the occasional one by Hololive Moments. Choco and Roboco get just as few.Aki's sudden leap thanks to that one sappy video is by every perspective just as "natural" a boost as any of the leading holos. Several of the new Reddit EOPs in Aki's chat at the beginning of the big surge said that they literally did not know Aki even existed. At all.Imagine if some like Korone, Marine, Coco weren't getting most of their videos clipped and translated within days if not hours after each stream, if they didn't have live translators in chat. Would they still be pulling 6K every day (every day even when they don't stream) and have chatrooms utterly flooded with non-Japanese text? Or would they drop down to the same steady 1000~2000 per-day that most holos including Aki get now?Visibility outside of Japan is dramatically inflating some Holos' growth while others get overlooked. Aki was in the right time at the right place for once.In all likelihood, Aki's growth will go back down to her "natural" rate of about 1k per day (with the occasional 2K per day) in a week or so... unless some dedicated clippers start working on translating highlights from Aki's streams. Her 200k celebration singing and the Cave Raid RTA would produce some hits.It would be real fucking weird if Aki catches up to those currently several hundreds of thousands of subs ahead simply because the right people started paying attention. Most around here will just use it for shitposting, but it would still serve as a blatant signal that that none of them "deserve" their rates of success, and that success in the entertainment industry is just as much if not more a matter of luck in being spotted at all rather than whatever it is they show off.tldr I hope the other low-visibility Holos get the same spotlight shone on them. None of them should be left behind.
>>25390245Ai is so cute
>>25389586check out Yamikumo Kerin
>>25390259Nope I don't fap to those I loveI keep having really sexy dreams of Marine though so that's good enough for me
>you honestly think that you can get near the 4 heavenly kings!?>how many tv show have you host!?>how many hollywood stars have you interviewed?>how many collabs have you done?>Holowhat? more like holonerd
>>25390272She'll either hit it out of the ballpark or be insanely boring
大好きだよぺこ!
>>25390259all of them at the same time, why?
>lol
>>25389306I love this little nigga like you wouldn't believe.
>>25390256
Why do you guys waste your time on shitposting? You don't seem sane.
>>25390259>oshino>any other holosMio. I don't know what makes her so much more erotic than the rest
>>25390259i cant to my oshi i triedi have to some others
>>25390145>last debut and on SundayGen 5, no, all of Hololive will kneel before the clown.
>>25390281kino
What if Lamy has a secret sadistic streak?
>>25390284The only Aki clip I remember getting recommended prior to the recent one is some clip where someone was beating her in Mario Kart using the username YAGOO.
>>25390272None after Lamy turned out to be another ASMR slut
>>25390233You're late.
>>25390290Can Ai be a honorary holo
>>25390259My oshi is the only one I've masturbated to.
>>25390259only the rabbit because she deserved it
>>25390259I used to, now I can't even cranck it to her roommate
>>25390259almost exclusively to my oshi
So your vtuber is popular because she imitate me!?, FAQ!? i think I say it first how many events ands concerts she had?
>>25390284for people to know you're a nice person they have to notice you first. aki for example was already fine, they just lacked exposure. this bump will help them even if views drop off.same is true for any other streamer. and if people watch aki they will probably end up watching others as well, so others will get growth too.
>>25390259>your oshiNoor any other holo'sOnly once and I'm not proud
>>25390288>>25390309This is the dumbest logic, and just as stupid as people who claim not to fap to their waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezNaxQ6uw8g Aruran
>>25390314Lamy is like Aqua but more cuter. Do with this information as you will.
I tried watching Pekora but I really can't stand her voice. I'm sorry.
>>25390256I miss this dumb face like you wouldn't believe
>>25390284ARK boosted Aki more than this EOP wave so far.
>>25390306
>>25389457Kokage is not worth her own channel as a Holo, and any other option would be a bit touchy. Abandon her? Upend hololive's format with a pair on one channel? Reduce her to Anemachi level significance?
>>25390284>Several of the new Reddit EOPs in Aki's chat at the beginning of the big surge said that they literally did not know Aki even existed. At allJust goes to show you what a shit job cover is doing. They should be developing their existing talent before introducing new holos.
>>25390259I jerk it to Haachama's lewd line readings way too often
>>25390249no, i think she did more videos addressed to him but he didn't give a shit
>>25390334One day you'll discover that emotions don't run on logic
>>25390321IT'S OVER
>>25390336Gotta burn off that pizza calories
>>25390339It's never coming back just like Haato.
>>25390328Real aifag isn't an ESL, is this you pekoflip?
>>25390226I can't believe Towa didn't show us her pits despite her loving it.
>>25390228So are the movie spoilers true?
>>25390334if they don't feel physical atraction to them then they most likely only see them as a sister or something like that I guess, not my case so full cum ahead for me.
>>25390306They hated him, because he told the truth.
>>25390259Surprisingly I haven't. I just doesn't feel right
All of them (except AZKi and Gen 5) are now verified. Are they now free from those random shadowbans?
>>25390328Man, Kizuna AI fans have the worst English on the planet.
>>25390321That's not a big deal since I bet a good amount of kids viewing that image would just think its funny and forget about it. The amount of people asking for a Watame/PDP collab is insanely small.
>>25390363Oh, that makes more sense then. It'd be weird to want to fuck your sister.
>>25390328I'm very sad my vtuber doesn't have even half as many porn videos as you.
>>25390361There's a movie?
>>25390252T-Tippy???
>>25390338how? she goes from cute/funny to anime villain, easily one of the best holos for VA
>>25390344Just import them right as they're right now, they're already proven successes, now they only need to keep doing their thing while taking part in company wide activities
Do we love elves?
>>25390140She's a stray cat
I'm at a strange place with my learning right now, I watched Marine's anniversary countdown stream live and I was filtered as fuck like always. But I was watching some subbed clips from it and I noticed that with some context I can pick up words and get a gist of what she is saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSAPaWflqTU
>>25389387Based and marinepilled.
>>25390208we'll have to wait and see, her roommate has a few friends in HoloPro so we'll have to see if they managed to bring her in.
>>25390359Real Aifag is aussie so what's different?
WHAT!? your 50 vtubers doesn't even have an album? they can't even surpass my 2nd channel? hololivers more like holoosers
>>25390259I never would to my oshi, but I wasn't able to resist Shions stomach...
>>25390367>Flare, Aki and Mel all as low as their Gen 4 KouhaisWell we know who the failures are in Hololive
pekO
>>25390367Hopefully. Hope it isn't too late for Mel and Choco...
>>25390321He reacted to a Siro clip and nothing came out of it. Only if a holo keep begging to suck his cock like Kizuna AI did, then she might get something.
>>25390348The new reddit EOPs should've watched Fukkireta.
>>25390367It took forever for Watame, Suisei and Kanata to get verified.
>>25390379i am very fond of elves at the moment
>>25390350Damn that's pathetic. I remember she covered a song of his.Glad our holos never stoop that low.
>>25390375Too nasal, reminds me of the pink hair girl from Kill la Kill
>>25390328Do your english reps, then come backAlso Ai is a chink sellout
>>25390379No
>>25390244It'd be fun, but I'd prefer Mio, Okayu and Towa.
>>25390367This is a colossal accomplishment for Cover. And I don't mean it was something rare and difficult by that. What I'm talking about is that Cover got something, literally anything, from Youtube for holos. It's something even literal whos can get but yagoo must be really proud of himself right now.
>>253903671st gen... collab... onegai
>>25390367AZKi...
>>25390367Youtube's moderating is an entity based on a matrix of error and chaos, so nobody knows.
>>25390259I've never been able to fap to my oshi but the Flare x Noel futa doujin I fapped to today was *chef's kiss* top quality shit
>>25390379
>>25390394Flare is among the top 10 earners and aki is mid incline, they're doing fine, Mel does need a little push
>>25390271>>25390288>>25390308>>25390309>>25390326>>25390333>>25390365>>25390393>>25390415Based. I'm proud of you, anonchama.
>>25390399It takes Kanata forever to get anything from YouTube.
https://youtu.be/8VbxJaxMcjU?t=1237
>>25390379Yes
>>25390259Rabbit has zero sex appeal. I like the kusogaki's model, but her voice doesn't match.
>>25390306As opposed to?What else would I be doing? Contributing to this absolute garbage you call society?Nah m8, from where I'm standing this is a lot more fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezNaxQ6uw8g&feature=emb_titleHe's live
>>25390392Is this some really poor attempt at falseflagging
>>25390249after he watched her thank you for noticing me video and said they could collab one day and that was it
>>25390420>Flare is among the top 10 earnersi find that hard to believe
Golden play button!? Yes, I have 2, how many do Cover have with 50 vtubers???
>>25390373It was released this week, which was a summary movie Then apparently a twist sequel bait happens where it was revealed Nana still won yet again with everyone killed
>>25390427Cute rubber chicken voice
>>25390328So was Kizuna AI actually a computer program made to play games and they hired an actress to mocap and voice act reactions, or was she a voice actress who actually played her own games?
>>25390430
>>25390444She's got tons of Japanese fans with mommy issues.
>>25390306i just like to say nice things about the holos and post nice pictures
>>25390444It's true
>>25390379Only the ones with big cocks.
>>25390437
>>25390259My oshi's porn sucks
>>25390435Based non-functioning member of societyThough I do share the sentiments with you anon, shitposting is more fun than this shit that we live in.
>>25390444Why do you think Watame is friends with her?
>>25390452Jesus Fucking Christ
>>25390446they may not have these but they for sure have 50 times more money in super chat and events aifag
>>25390427>>25390451https://files.catbox.moe/oqtnyf.webm
usada pekora
>>25390446onegai Aisama
>>25390379I AM ANGRY ANGRY ABOUT ELVES
>>25390449SASUGA BANANA
>>25389796Both Aki and Noel were the only two to push the Ring Fit gauge to 100 on the initial strength test without even trying. Despite her strength, Noel gets winded quickly.Every other Holo sounded like they were dying after a minute.Aki just kept going for about half an hour to hour on each of her RFA streams while letting out some moans and breathing slightly heavily but not really sounding tired.Add on Aki's bellydancing showing off her graceful movements, dancing in Holofes, with occasional talk of staying fit and exercising, and she is likely extremely fit at least compared to all of the other Holos. The Mukirose meme is a convenient coincidence.
Okayu and Mio's covers are never getting reuploaded, are they?
Holy shit he's back
What fascinates you guys about hololive?
>>25390334Madonna-whore complex, and analogues / variations of it. Somewhat common reaction when you grow close to someone but also hold them in great esteem and respect despite a physical attraction. The feelings get redirected firmly into platonic ones which can override feelings of lust.
ogey
>>25390452It was some guy's dead girlfriend's spirit trapped in a computer so he made a 3d model for her to inhabit.
>>25390471Used Pekora
>>25390461I can fix that, who is and how do you want her, you may see some art pop up on pixiv this month anon
So you holo got doxxed in less than 1 month and had 8 boyfriends!?WHAT A SLUT
>>25390452Is Coco actually a dragon?
>>25390468Don't fall for the bait, anon.
>>25390460
>>25390467>Watame leeching subs from FBK and gachikois from FlareBakatare...
Have you done your Pekora BGM reps today anon?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dNrO7TSZdU
>>25390456You and I are a dying breed.
>>25390488Risu
>>25390460jap women dont have asses this big
>>25390426Her entire adult life has just been everything working against her.
>>25390456Me too, bro.
>>25390495At least it's not Aqua's BGM
>>25390470alright fuck you that was funny
>>25390379Yes! I want to make quarter-elves with Aki and Lamy!Not Flare though, not because I wouldn't want to, but because of Noel!
>>25390479The absolute madlad
>>25390495Sounds like Crash OST, fitting.
>>25390501those are 2d women
>>25390479Should we tell him?
>>25390408Holoband...
Usada Hikaru
>>25390488>>25390500also put her in some nice lingerie and give her nice big boobies
>>25390500roger anon.
https://twitter.com/GREATBLACKOTAKU/status/1293680699044777987oh no not brennan too
Pekora Rodriguez
>>25390479If he donates to Miko's free chat I propose we celebrate
>>25390460BRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFRRRRRTTTT
No chest gang
>>25390479whatdafuck
Why does botan not debut as gamer? Thematically fits, boomersonality, supposedly gud at vidya, why the always the token animalgirl??
>>25390522literally who?don't answer
Day 14 Thread #4Still waiting for Mikochi!
>>25390501>jap women dont have asses this bigAPOLOGIZE
>>25390493I want to see gaous hidden stash of aqua porn he can never make public
EXTREMELY UNDERRATEDthe greatest legs in hololove
>>25390505whats her new intro music? i havent been able to find it
>>25390530>Not knowing our guyFucking newfags.
>>25390522>More cancer in her chatCoco...
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34409964
>>25390535
>>25390501Those aren't that big if you account for the angle and distance, they're kinda flat actually
My Hololive Booth shirts came in today. I was afraid Japanese size averages would make me have to order a size up. But as they are, I'd recommend the same size you normally wear rather than sizing up. In case anyone was curious.t. Tall Burger XL
>>25390495Thought I'd be sick of this shit after her 13 hour RTA stream, but I'm more addicted than ever.
>>25390479HOLY SHIT ANZU BROTHER WELCOME BACK!!!
>>25390456>>25390497>>25390504Same, bless you anons.
https://youtu.be/duMU1DSmYDQDoes anyone else find it really cute that Suisei's older sister refuses to live away from her
>>25390530
>>25390489>thinking that any grown ass girl with a lot of money and free time don't have a boyfriend, or a sexual partner Sometimes I wonder how fucking delusional purity fags can be>joke on you my holo has social anxiety Well then she's even easier to fuck, she can be easily impressed by some chad
>>25390479Anzu-aniki!!!
>>25390331>and if people watch aki they will probably end up watching others as well, so others will get growth tooThis is a pretty optimistic way to look at it, unless others also have some new viral Eng-subbed clips suddenly recommended to people, they won't get a growth spurt like Aki did. The amount of contents and the number of other unpopular Holos would scare EOPs away from on checking them out.
>>25390479Who?
>>25390543「Elves are quick to get shitfaced.」
Friendly reminder to start going to sleep at 10 PM and waking up at 5-6 AM for your Holos
>>25390545
>>25389974The secret is letting the males and the females collab. You might be some nerd who shows up for the cute girl but when you give the males a chance in a collab and see they are actually entertaining you end up watching those too.
>>25390479The man, the myth the legend
https://youtu.be/ADzK6sa4aRA?t=17202What the fuck watame, how could you do this to Mikocchi????What the fuck!
>>25390573No way I'm missing Aqua's OoT, fag
ランプASMR!
Fucking nice.
>>25390479Anzu and Miko congrats to your newborn baby .
>>25390444her numbers may not be higher but they are far more dedicated
>>25390573I'm debating whether I should stay up for Aqua's oot or go to bed early to see how Nenecoin develops.
>>25390409Does anybody at cover outside of their art dept. even fucking do anything besides counting supacha stacks? Apparently YAGOO has the time for 100km bike rides on weekdays.
>>25390456>>25390497>>25390504>>25390556I like all these posters
>>25390573Senchou is having a stream at 5 am my time tomorrow that I'm probably going to miss. At least I'll be able to see Nene's debut.
>>25390584I'm glad they kept that VOMS friendship even without Kaoru around
>>25390581>Teabagging mikoFucking sheep
>>25390548You say tall but how tall?I'm 193cm mostly in the torso so next to none of the shirts I buy are long enough. Will I be cucked out of these shirts too?
>>25390535Hololive legs are completely underrated simply because they go unseen 99% of their screetime. Flare, Kanata, Towa, Subaru, the list of beautiful legs goes on.
>>25390456>>25390497>>25390504>>25390556Blessed posts.
>>25390581Was that intentional?
>>25390479Everything is going to be alright now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r6Y2rVEVnw
I want to FUCK the SHIT out of Marine!!!!!!!!!!!
>>25390514rrrrat
>>25390591please whip me coco...
>>25390413Hopeully the AI goes easier on verified people
Will Miko come back
>>25390581Mikoti....
>>25390581I would pay good money to have the sheep take a shit on my face
>>25390576
>>25390584The holobros sure do like teaming up with Pikamee and the other Vox girls.
>>25390607get in line
>>25390479He was gone for 2 months just like mikoti...
>>25390444Flare probably has the highest ratio of member/viewer and donator/viewer, she also-ran doesn't have many foreign viewers so most donations are made in yen private dollar
Don't worry, now that Yagoo has put recruiting Holos on hold, he's respeccing his build into finding technical talent.
>>25390615Dangerously based.
>>25390557Cute but at the same time worrying
The good old days...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=719AgEU1i38
>liking vtubersHow pathetic!
>>25389276>Noel will never get a 3D NatsuHolo swimsuit DAMN YOUTUUUUUUBE !
Elite Miko
Why are burgers so fucking obsessed with bbc and sluts, no other culture is as degenerate. Post holo mamas instead
>>25390584>Project WinterLETS FUCKING GO
>>25390581>tries to leech mikofans>disrespects her corpseWhat is the sheep's end game?
noel please dont do that so suddenly.. i cant control these urges..
>>25390614She will!
>>25390584LETS FUCKING GoOoOoOoO
>>25390456Holy shit it took me a few seconds to remember if her name is Miko or Mio.Am I... Starting to forget them...?
>>25390633Am I the only one who was reminded of Nana by Lamy's voice during her debut today?
What stream does "Pekora is not using bunny brain" originate from?
>>25390628It's fine we got to see her be super cute in her idol outfit twice in the span of a week
ara ara noel
>>25390633but i dont
>>25390584I'm glad the alliance still exists
>>25390619>>25390607I want to run a train on Marine with the boys until her vagina looks like someone spilled a gallon of vanilla yogurt on it
>>25390635Wherever the Sheep goes, she must fleece.
>>25390584unironically a based lineup
>>25390628It's some serious bullshit. They allow roasties to try on micro bikinis without repercussions but ANIME TIDDIES???? That's illegal pal
>>25390633C-CUNNNNNNY
>>25390633Ayame's mom is a slut
>>25390230>That doujin about increasing her species predicted thisTHE FUCK?!
>>25390584Izumi is one of my favorite non-holos, voms are all cute as well. Big collabs like this still filter me though
>>25390584When?
>>25390456Same brochama
>>25390657the apple doesnt fall far from the tree
>>25390557>SisterAnemachi is Suisei's lesbian wife!
2M
>>25390661Friday, I believe.
>>25390642https://files.catbox.moe/pfrhux.mp4
>>25389440Still waiting on otter
>>25390584>Kuku and RoberuYES YES YES YES YES YES
Stop simping onegai.
>>25390657Still cute as fuck and made for breeding
so when does aloe debut?
>>25390479holy mother of god...we're saved...
@inugamikoronehttps://streamable.com/fbqh5pWhat's gonna happen if I actually do it?
Denchou is the cute
>>25390667Miokoti...
>>25390626Korone sounds so weird
>>25390664ppt...
>>25390557>>25390664Anemachi seduced by Kabaya and won't let her sister run off to join the harem without her!
>>25390675vera soon
>>25390675Saturday
Dumb EoP question but it's been eating at me.Why do vtubers call their audience "listeners" (リスナ) when most of their content has some kind of visual component? At first I thought it might be a hololive thing since they are technically idols but that doesn't seem to be the case. Is it a carryover from something older?
>>25390675Not soon enough
post THAT
>>25390691They know I put them in the background every time they stream, of course.
>>25389440Don't forget, we also have a cougar holo!
>>25390633Oshio family collab when?Kanata-kun and Kirato collab when? I'd fucking die from double dorky ikebo
>>25390691Not sure the exact origin but it came from NND.
>>25390697https://streamable.com/uherr5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o54_OajeQkEBOW
>>25390697
>>25390680Very cute!!
>>25390697The last time someone did the thread got nuked at 1300 replies.........
>>25390691A lot of loanwords are fucked in meaning. You basically just need to memorize which are actually analogues and which were appropriated incorrectly.
>>25390680built for forceful headpats and vigorous cuddling
>>25390679took me a second, I doubt she even remembers this though.
>>25390691Carry over from radios. I'm not kidding.
>>25390430But Uruha isn't an elf and she's is currently stomping Sio,Aki in the Twapi bowl
>Nobody giving him (you)s
>>25390691It comes from NND
>>25390720meant for>>25390706
>>25389597Everybody makes that meme EOPchama.
>>25390697But posting her roommate's bush is against the rules of the thread...
>>25390697Someone already posted it, you missed it
>>25390722based
>>25390691Probably because "ri su na" is way easier to pronounce than something like "bi u yurrrru" or "a ru di e nu tsuuuuu".
Hate pink RushiaLove green RushiaSimple as
>>25390584When will Roberu invite Pikamee onto his show?
>>25390712learning that "mansion" actually meant apartments during the holohouse arc is still throwing me for a looplike how'd that even happen, japan
>>25390691Paraphrasing this from an answer I got a while ago. It's a carryover from the ages of NND, where the free chat streams were just a video with a static image so the viewers can only listen to the one talking, thus the viewers are called listeners (リスナ)
It doesn't count if you reply to yourself silly
Is Miko okay?
Noeru...
>>25390738meant for>>25390722
Are you a simp anon?
>>25390626>This got translatedThey're really starting to dig huh
>>25390722Just give up dude hahaha or just go back to do some tribalist in /vyt/ like you did before
>>25390738meant for>>25390706>>25390722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eolXxm37-8YYou are welcome that I create the whole Vtuber Fad
>>25390731Long hair green Rushia would be ideal for me. Sadly I think she can only do the standards and short hair pink rushia.
>>25390691Do hatto and shion also call their viewers listeners?, those are like the two that don't come to from NND
Are you okay?
>>25390662Aqua and Shion are cute!And girls!And friends!They are cute girl friends!
every rushia is good!
>Aki gets lots of subs>None of them watch her videos
https://streamable.com/7og5j1
>>25390741https://files.catbox.moe/82fr1t.mp4
>>25390760
kill
>>25390697https://files.catbox.moe/o1xcgx.webm
>>25390757BUSTER WOLF!
I hope we get a genki clown
>>25390752That's where I'm at too
>>25390750Literally who?
>>25390760They're married, Abe. Let it go, not everyone can breed...
>>25390765Her songs did get a considerable boost
>>25390697Who is this again?
>>25390765Yeah. That was expected
>>25390655>Twitch will allow bitches to be FULLY NAKED as long as they have body paint but anime jiggle NOPEYeah the standards of what are allowed and what aren't is getting fucking ridiculous
>>25390782kenzoku
>>25390782pocket cuck
>>25390773i wanted to laugh, not to have feels and cry
>>25390736Real estate agents in the 1960s wanted a fancier marketing term for their big fancy new apartments so they called them mansions. This slowly become a more general term for apartments
>>25390757Haachama's new L2D is comedy
dont cheat peko
Are the girls the only thing stopping you from killing yourselves, Anons?
>>25390782
>>25390599You'll probably be fine, I'm taller than 193cm. These shirts are about the same dimensions as the other American shirts I wear. Personally, they fit my ideal measurements. I have bought other Japanese XL shirts that felt too small, but these may be large for Japanese sizes, or outsourced from a western factory. I'm also not particularly wide, but I'm definitely not skinny. After a drying/shrinking, they're 67cm long from front of the collar to the waist if that helps.
I'm a bit out of the loop, why hasn't Shion uploaded anything in two weeks?
Predict Miko's view count on her first stream after coming back
build for aqua
haatokino is back on the menu boyshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-spnuUNmLk
The stream is finally over, and the smile fades from her face. She instinctively goes for the drawer, takes the whole pack and starts lighting oneWhile taking a huge puff she looks at the last superchats, half disgusted by the pitiful masses desperate for her attention"So selfish", she whispers, as a gust of wind blows through the window. She keeps it open most of the time, as she's been smoking a lot more latelyThere she sits, lividly staring at the screen, alone in a dark room only lit up by the computer screenShe closes her eyes, and finally shuts down the computer, throwing the room in complete silence. She takes another puff and opens her eyes once more, this time, the room is completely dark, barely lit up by stars through the opened window. She looks up at them, now completely slumped in her chair"Aah~It's all so tiresome"She takes a deep breath, the smoke filling her nostrils, then goes through the window to the balcony. The stars are even brighter here, and there she stands, against the railing, smoking the night awayJust like all the other ones
>>25390793No, but they do brighten up my day.
>>25390792she's telling the nousagi to stay loyal to her and dont shit up other streamer chats with peko
>>25390737>>25390719>>25390704Thanks for the explanation frens.>>25390730Yeah I thought that might be the reason too but I vaguely remember someone saying it was something from NND.
>>25390765Nekoze Punch got an almost 30% increase in total views over the past week.
>>25390793No
>>25390803Easy 100k
>>25390801She was moving in with her boyfriend and needed some time to sort things out.
>>25390793I've been happy every day since I started doing my general lifestyle reps, anon. Are you really going to just keep being a piece of shit and off yourself if your oshi graduates?
>>25390804conceptualize the olfactory essence
>>25390804This looks traced
>>2539080385k
>>25390801She gave birth and went on maternity leave
>>25390804Imagine the putrid stench emanating from that vagina
I love Suisei
>>25390786Kek
>>25390803>after coming back
>>25390765Most holos don't exactly have a lot of videos to choose from right now.Nekoze Punch, Chocolate Pandemic and Shallys all got some love, and her 200k celebration singing stream got a ton of hits.
>>25390831something something pooper
>>25390801She's streaming tomorrow
>>25390691This >>25390716 is the most accurate answer. Sure they got it from NND but NND got it from radio.
>>25390831But do you love Famichikin?
>>25390808*cough* *cough*
>>25390831peepee in poopoo
http://poal.me/9984khttp://poal.me/9984khttp://poal.me/9984khttp://poal.me/9984k
>>25390801Summer vacation plus she's moving to live by herself now, so she took two weeks off. She's streaming tomorrow, probably.
>>25390806Why are JOPs like this?
>>25390793This guy is right: >>25390820 tying yourself up to one of them is a really bad idea. And I am sorry to say but all of what makes you want to kill yourself is probably in your head. It also probably wouldn't go away even if you had a cute girlfriend like your favorite holo.
>>25390765Nooooo! You can't get pity subs!!! Towa worked really hard for hers!!
>>25390804Why is her 3d model so fucking ugly
noel is good at voices
>>25390837>>25390845Thanks anons
>>25390782The Dabber of DemonsThe Pal of Patrician The Sultan of SweetThe Father of FamilyThe Kabaal of KindnessThe Yarl of (You)The Us of UnityThe King of KenzokuENTER KENZOKU
>>25390311>WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN POLKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER
>>25390804not enough smell lines
>>25390793No, I'm far from that state of mind now. My holo does make me more happy than ever though.
>>25390831500k when? She's getting more translated clips every day. Eventually they'll stop calling her a psychopath, right?
>>25390852delete this or i'm telling mom!
So you are saying that you are addicted to hololive to the point that holo is ruining your lifestyle. Really?
>>25389905>I think people really underestimate how much even 1000 viewers is in terms of streaming and income desu, 12k or whatever is insane.It's true. Like you can easily find Coco streams where she has 2-3k max viewers and gets around $5-6,000 superchat in that one stream.
Uma Delicia
Whenever I hear Marine talk, I instantly get an erection in my heart
>>25390872rabbits are very good and tasty. add in some tomato sauce and its a good sunday meal
>>25390765sing stream has lots
AAA-ahoyyyyy
>>25390872I refuse to believe anyone actually finds Pekora sexually attractive.
>>25390804why is she wearing a shoe coated in vanilla yogurt
I can't believe a rabid bat flew into Aki's room and bit her.
>>25390872>Peko went to Brazil
>>25390873how is Marine not pregnant yet... wtf japan she's top tier
>>25390869Coco isn't the best example, since her gachikois are something else, but yeah even those in the lower ends still make more than enough for a comfortable living
>>25390782The Souls of the Kenzokus
>>25390883Why do you think?
>>25390880I don't care much for Marine but I've been listening to Ahoy all day because it's real damn good.
>>25390793no, i'm keeping fit and busy and these are nice to enjoy during the day
>>25390892I can't believe Aki caused the pandemic
>>25390900women are such cruel creatures...
I think Artia is very cute!
>>25390804I'lll never understand why some artists draw Shion with twintails and heterochromia
>>25390846Haachama must have really made him mad
>>25390900Oh boy, this is going to be a good fap.
>>25390895The only way to escape from Brazil is to come to Brazil
aqua is only good for sex
>>25390857>The Yarl of (You)Can I steal this chuuni title and call myself that now?
>>25390872Sopa de coelho
>>25390913Mega...
>>25390881Statistically, one person on the planet thinks Pekora is hot. I'm not sure who, but they exist.
>>25390201>Don't worry you can go with Hoshikawa. Oh she rejected you again? Sorry nanoraaaa I have to go with Flare
>>25390348you would think they would considering the investment they've made in supporting them but... then you look at the Homos, Roboco, Mel, Flare, Choco... The fact that their biggest effort to give slow growers exposure was the cuckbox - something they've stopped doing after antis started throwing fits about it - is ridiculous.
>>25390900What is this
>>25390911I do too pogU
>>25390916>1 JOP is worst than 1000 EOPs
What is Nene's first stream going to be like?
>>25390866Coco has no chill
>>25390680your danchou is my paizuri slave dude
>>25390911what a cute ice goblin!
>>25390804She must have a tiny anus.
>>25390881Same. I don't even know if Pekora is a woman.
>>25390924Sure it's free real estate, enjoy it
>>25390930me
>>25390937Batty
>>25390930I took me awhile to realize it but her design is the second most erotic next to Marine.
>>25390936JOPs are worse than all EOPs combined when they're angry
>>25390713My language has a loanword from French which is a loanword from my own language with the meaning so messed up it became another word entirely
>>25390916>>25390846The mindbreak is real
>>25390916>>25390846Matsuri's alt...
>>25390896he doesn't know...
>>25390916n-no...my narratives...i-it must be an EOP in disguise! y-yeah that's it! his japanese i-isn't even that good! 5ch said he's not japanese!
Steamed Senchou
>aki and luna streaming togetherHoly shit i have to see this. I like these two a lot and i'm glad aki is coming out of her shell and doing collabs with more members. Now I just need aqua and aki
>>25390911I want to hold her unwashed hands
>>25390683what if I say that she sounds weird nowadays
>>25390946Thanks fren. I usually laugh at how cucked you Towafans are but it is really nice to be using you like that.
>>25390952What does combined angry EOPs amount to then?
>>25390846>>25390916at least most eops are just retardation this is just something else
>>25390911imagine the putrid stench of those panties after constantly being put back on after she uses the bathroom and doesn't wipe...
>>25390942>paizuri slave dudeBut dudes don't have big enough tits for paizuri.
>>25390932The cuckbox was one of the ways to bring attention to the less popular channels they really shouldn'y have caved in to nijifag demands
>>25390881Pekora is really weird, her design is super lewd but she's extremely not sexy at all from a personality standpoint
>>25390936EOPs are annoying.SOPs are more annoying.JOPs are simply dangerous.
>>25390897The thing is looking at one of those streams in particular its just like 300 unique people giving the money. It just proves you don't need a large audience. Even if you cut her figures in down by 20 times and say you made an average of $250 a stream, streaming 5 days a week consistently, you would still be making $5,000 a month.
>>25390962>EOPs giving them morale boostsI'm useful
>>253909694chan
>>25390951I agree with you. That is until she opens her mouth and starts to speak.
>>25390974this is better actually
>>25390974heavily cursed
>>25390979You forget memberships
What collab would make you react this way in an unironic way?
>>25390974perfection
>FubukiWe are friends>TowaNo wife>NoelHello darling, mwah !Welp the knight is back on top
>>25390932Is this why so many nonstandard collabs are happening now?
>>25390989Pekora and Korone
>>25390765What the hell is with the huge amount of subs today, pekora got double her average
>>25390991She didn't scapegoat with flare this time?
>>25390989PPTrio...
>>25390974wtf I opened this image and my bank called me for increased activity??!?!
>>25390989marine roberu zatsudan... would be interesting but I know it's never gonna happen
>>25390997she just pretends she's talking to flare
>>25390988Of course that is without even considering anything else you can sell people. It's quite obvious that even someone with relatively tiny fanbase can make a good living off of streaming if they get a handful of people that are dedicated to them.
>>25390989Pekora and Aqua.Aqua and Suisei.I don't really know.
>>25390994I find it funny that Miko has great synergy with the two but they don't have with each other.Funny how chemistry goes.
>>25390989Suisei, AZKi.
>>25390989Pekora and Towa because i'm almost sure it's the most akward combination possible within HoloJP
>>25390974AAAAA SO CUTE
>>25390997Nope she doubled down and did Ara ara, and shit like that for like 2 minutes before reading some more messages, we know she probably was imagining Flare in her mind though so it's ok.
>>25390989Sora and Coco singing stream
>Luna collabing with everyone
>>25390994Sora, Coco
>>25390974るしあはうっかりガチ恋しちゃったら無限に金を投げてしまいそうな怖さはある
do we know what cut holos get from donations/ ad money?
>>25390989Watame, Kanata and Towa offcollab karaoke
>>25390680I wanna drown Noel so bad!
>>25390989Towa and Suisei official duet
>>25390974I actually like this.
narrativebros whats the story with luna these past few days
>>25391007Part of the issue might be that Pekora is super shy and Subaru has noted you have to ask Korone multiple times for collabs until she caves in.
>>25391017They get about 25-30%. Youtube takes some, hololive takes some and the payment processor takes some.
>>25390989Karaoke streams...
>>25391010I'd rather see Marine and Towa because Marine's thing is to push others buttons and Towa's best shit comes from others doing that (Sio, Choco)
>>2539101730% goes to YT, 50% of remainder to Cover, then apply taxes
>>25390962Retardchama... Aki and Luna have collaborated before, so I must ask you, how new?
>>2539101740%, probably. The most accepted theory is that youtube gets 30% and Cover gets another 30.
>>25391010I can almost guarantee that the awkwardness would eventually go away, but boy will the start be rocky
People who would want to fuck Pekora are pedos. People who would want to fuck Tenshi are extreme sadists.Prove me wrong.
>>25391023Luna forgot Matsuri's birthday which broke Matsuri's mind and started bullying her.
>>25390736The irony here is that you are mocking the Japs but the anglos did the exact samerhing to the word when they loaned from French (Maison)>>25390954It's fetish right? It's the only example I know of a loanword being loaned back by the og language.
>>25390974
>>25391017Based on what they've said, with superchats Youtube takes a 30% cut, and Cover takes half of what is left, so 35% of the original amount. It's probably similar for ads.
>>25390989Drunk Coco karaoke ft. Drunk Kanata and Suisei.
>>25390952People in this thread are new to idols in general. They don't realise how fucking deep the pit of autism goes with idolfags.
>>25391043Have some fun wish Rushia!
>>25391029Marine coaching/teasing Towa...
>>25391038I'm a pedo sadist and I don't want to fuck either.
>>25390989Mio, Okayu and Towa karaoke.
>>25391038111歳。。。
>>25391023she's going to graduate
>>25391023She has a dementia that is starting to kick in.
>>25391012cute, i'll have to go back and watch it, her superchat readings are always fun
>>25391043dancing rushia on your pizza box when
>>25390989More MarineCoco
>>25390962
Which holo?
Is korone's accent too weird to use as actual Japanese learning material?
>>25390736the way japanese use tension bothers me
This is your gen 5 debut for tomorrow. Please say something nice about her
>>25391052Towa spilling spaghetti in front of her idol!
hands up, bitch.
>>25391029I think Marine said recently she wants to collab with Towa.
>>25391055Yea right. You lolibaba pedo.
>>25390456Glad there's still good people here
Noel's chat:>yes I'm sure she is Kanan ASMRhow do these people manage to drink water without drowning
>>25391004Wouldn't put it past her
can someone post the clip of Towa doing Goku voicethank
>>25391043Even this video is private now. It's already nothing but a memory.
>>25390989Roberu + Hirasaka Mei + Pikamee Bar Robel streamall three have a great energy to them
>>25391073Yes
>>25390989More MariKoro
>>25391050i thought the autism happens in the behind the scenes like 5ch... or irl stalking/obssession.. not in a youtube livechat
>>25391069She is the most generic... I mean comfy out of all of them.
>>25390975not with that attitude
Aqua is so tiny
>>25390989yogirin and za towah
>>25390736Same way the colonel became santa.
>>25390974Made her hair darker since the pink 2D has more highlights than the normal one.>>25391043Now she looks more like Miku I guess, I wonder if that's what her papa was afraid of.
>>25391080You can still watch the reupload.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVV95JQcWhg
If holos were guys with voice changers... would they be even more witty funny and intersting to watch?
>>25391092Especially if they get deep and sexy.
>>25390852won't forget Moot
>>25391079https://files.catbox.moe/xvhudt.mp4beautiful...
>>25390989Sora and 3 or more Hololive in a video game
>>25390456I wish we had our own board so we could have a regular and anti thread, like 5ch.
Mikochi...
phat
>>25391079https://files.catbox.moe/hmqvya.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/0kj0lp.webmhttps://a.pomf.cat/ojognh.webm
>>25391103Literally who?
Which holos hate Aqua and why is it everyone?
>>25391069Neneneneneneneねne!I love you! Let's have a date and eat gyoza together!
>>25391099100%Men are much funnier and more interesting than women. I wouldn't be able to watch men with voice changers though, because I would be too afraid of them breaking character at some point and completely shattering the illusion.
>>25391042Frenchads we keep winning
>>25390989A new, large karaoke stream with over a dozen holos like the one way back...
Flare is mine. Okey?
>>25391104>>25391111TenQ
>>25391069good luck tomorrow!
>>25391090Marine is also tiny
>>25391107They would still come to the general to stir shit up, it's not like they do it out of pure hate like they do in 5ch, they do it to fuck up the thread
>>25391099There are plenty of those around if you want to try it for yourself.
>>25390259I just can't. I feel disgusted when I see her lewds, I can't bring myself to have dirty thoughts about her, even though I'm a huge pervert like most of you around here. I can't explain it, guys
>>25391104>>25391111What is wrong with this girl
>>25390911I don't know why I have the unresolved urge to fuck this retarded ice gremlin
>>25391131Towautism.
>>25391116post that kira clip plz
>>25391099Smart humor doesn't exist in streaming so the playing field is more even between man and woman if the later doesn't feel the need to act proper
>>25391119I shed a tear when Peko only took Flare's anal virginity in that doujin
That's really poggers dudes!
>>25391123Aqua is like 3 times shorter than Marine
>>25391128W-would you watch me anons? C-can I be your oshi?
/OurSon/ is up and at it again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc9ZzDBd7_4
>>25391038I wanna fuck both.
>>25391131haha girl go gggrrrrrrrr
>>25389788>I don't want to be associated with you autismNigger you're on 4chan
>>25391096Try making it darker... not by reducing the white but adding more black..? I think a darker shade like https://static.zerochan.net/Uruha.Rushia.full.2767342.jpgwould do her good
>>25391052Towa showing Marine how to dance! Or better yet, Suisei
So we can all agree that the holostars are objectively more entertaining that the hololives, but the hololives are cuter?
>>25391119For better or for worse those two managed to establish themselves as a pair better than pretty much everyone else, there's no going back
the son has arrived
>>25390533damn
>>25391077It's pretty easy to rationalize when you realize the average IQ in many of those countries is sub-100, then half of those sub-100s are below that sub-100 average, and then it being further compounded by half of them being zoomers who had smartphones instead of parents. We're left with room temperate IQ creatures without a shred of tact or self-awareness.
>>25391104>>25391111Torre...!
>>25391143Try the virtual youtubers thread, I hear they love babiniku there.
>>25391038Okay. I'd fuck Pekora and Marine.
>>25391153Look at them go!
To make the ultimate holo you can transfer one girl's personality into another girl's body, which two do you choose?
>>25390872Sopa de coelha, uma umai
>>25391154Eh, maybe
>>25389616Hello? Meds department?
>>25391111Subbed.
>>25391154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4r1M-aov1U
>>25391170OOKINI?
>>25391161they're talking about you burgerchama
>>25390804I hate feet but I really like damao's work
MikoMiko
>>25391131https://files.catbox.moe/eolrqv.webmN-nothing...
>>25391043seeing this made me want to order dominos
>>25391024>Hey Korone, want to collab?>No.Wowowowowow
>>25391167Luna into Noel
>>25391154>we can all agreeThat's always a no.
>>25391167But Marine is already perfect as she is.
>>25391142>50cm AquaI M A G I N E
>>25391065Their Ark collab was comfy.
>>25391167Swap Marine into Rushia's body.
>>25391167Take Mio and put her into Luna's body.
>>25391173holy shithow did they get away with this?
>>25391024Clip of Subaru saying that?
>>25391024Korosan...Towa...
>>25391175Oh no, I failed the self-awareness check.
Which holo should I watch if I want to receive brain damage?
>>25391023She kicked my dog and passed out before the collab with Flare
>>25391155Sensei...Roa...
>>25391177Mii!Anata no haato ni Miko-Miko-Mii!
>>25391205Peko, Haachama
>>25391183>Oppai loliNaruhodo
>>25391167But Pekora is already the perfect ultimate holo.
>>25391167I'd rather fuse Aqua's personality with Towa's personality for the ultimate autist.
>>25390989Towa and Mio singing collabTowa Aqua and Roboco Apex collab
Flare utawaku later tonight for fucks sake flare, i wanted to sleep early tonight
Post autism
>>25391173someone needs to send this to narukami right now.
>>25391205RushiaCocoWatameMatsuri
>>25391186We can all agree that Aqua is a girl
>>25391173Ok I thought I wanted to be your oshi with a voice changer but watching this clip made me realize I would only attract completely degenerate faggots who would be after me and not my cute avatar and I don't want to be your oshi anymore.
>>25391230She's not a girl, she's my girl.
>>25391167Miko gets to share L*l*'s body.
Does Roberu usually get these many supacha?
>>25391205converselyWhich holo should I watch if I want to raise my IQ
>>25391221me
>>25391230Prove it!
>>25391238Korone, she is very smart and will teach you Japanese
>>25391230Aqua is not a person it is a portable pocket pussy
>>25391167If we're talking roommates, then>Marine into Matsuri
>>25391232If it makes you feel any better,
>>25391232Voice changers rarely work
>>25391173I bet that Shien provoked this.
>>25391237he knows how to make it happen at times. Like his marshmallow stream where he got sent superchats telling him to keep reading.
>>25390449the day holos cover any revue song I will die happyBD can't come fast enough
>>25390584Kill them all Pikamee. Do it
>>25391197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l1_OM273zA
>>25391248yikes
GEN 3 IS THE BESTALSO FUCK NIGGERS
>>25391154>>25391193https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neC4CeK967s&feature=youtu.be Gets even better.
i like nene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QTuT-twbTE
>>25391261Korosan...
>>25391263Miko...
do they ever do reol or daoko? or is that like the equivalent to nigger shit over there?
>>25391177I miss her so much bros....
>>25391167I would prefer to fuse Dragon Sheep Angel and Marine to create the ultimate money pump.
>>25391267I fucking hate this bitch
>>25391261Well that's it, the Korone-Towa collab that they teased on twitter won't ever happen when Towa can barely ask anyone once.
>>25391205Just Haachama alone...that is all. One or two vids will drop your IQ by 10 points.
>>25391235https://youtu.be/qEztui18cA8?t=36
>>25391267As a legitimate shitposter I am legitimately offended.
>>25391205Towa>>25391238Towa
RRAT
>>25391167Marine into Noel so I can finally have a chance
>>25391281>10 pointsexplain my negative IQ then anon
>>25390379Sorry, I only love Dark Elves.
>>25391283enter: a tree full of bees
>>25391277She's been getting more confident lately, Korone's a pretty tall tower for Towa to climb though.
Congratulations anon! You've been given a monkey's paw offer! >You can force your least favorite holo to graduate as soon as tomorrow>However, your oshi will be forced to graduate on the same dayDo you take the offer?
https://youtu.be/Hnv48465qWMSora, don’t tell me you literally didn’t buy even McDonalds on the way home back in the day...
>>25391298heh, tower
OGEY
RRRRAT
>>25391300I don't want any Holo to graduate, I like all of them.
>>25391173Yabee...
kaoru was forgotten so quickly
>>25391300>implying trash is an equivalent value to a god
>>25391300>Haachama>CocoI can live with this....
>>25391261https://files.catbox.moe/3y6ht7.pngCorrect.
>>25391298You could even say that Korone is ZA TOWAH
Anons I have this recurrent fantasy of waking up someday for no reason as a cute new hologirl to make you all on this thread happy streaming and chatting, how do I cure it.
>>25391300no... why would I want any of the holos to graduate?
>>25391300If it was just me then of course not. But I have a duty to /hlg/ thread so of course I would take it.
>>25391263>GEN 3 IS THE BESTWrong>ALSO FUCK NIGGERSNot everyone has to be like your mom
>>25391300Risu's better off without Cover's bullshit anywaysBye bye reddit dragon bitch
>>25391300I could make Towa graduate twice in the same day?
>>25391300Why would I ever even consider that?
>>25391304It's nice seeing anything with Kotone subbed.
>>25391323Suicide
>>25391300I'll make my oshi graduate so she can go to nijisanji
https://files.catbox.moe/tx12dv.webm
>>25391322https://files.catbox.moe/e72pb9.webm
>>25391317there is nothing more to talk about him. we don't know anything
>>25391323By realizing we would hate you and you would never make us happy you faggot.
>>25391333Jokes on you I'm into that shit anon
>>25390338>Nice, we don't need fags of your kind flocking around her
>>25391323You can't. Get a voice changer and a 3D model maker and answer the call of destiny
>>25391323By becoming an actual new hologirl so you can stop dreaming about it. Start making preparations right fucking now so you can apply for HoloEn gen 2, anon.
>>25391230Aqua honestly does seem a bit more boy-like outside of her idolshit
>>25391317Would you want to remember a guy that has potentially cucked you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN5iXdh-HdY
>>25391345Rude
>>25391298Who is getting Korone first? Luna or Towa?
>>25391300>least favorite>not most hatedWeird monkey paw you got there.
>>25391334siro...
>>25391323Are you a woman?
>>25391300Suisei graduates, keeps her channel and character, hires an artist to rig a new l2d and doubles her keep of SC money.Pick any other holo and graduate them, I don't care.
https://twitter.com/omarupolka/status/1293713749677764608poruka...
I gotta be honestI want to put my erect throbbing penis in Aqua's tight dripping wet pussy and fill her up with cum
>>25391363DAMAGED
You guys think the debut of Polka will revive honkler and honkposting?
>>25391342you have commitment issues
Who is objectively the worst holo?Hard mode: No homos/IDs/CNs
>>25391361I wish
>>25391300I make Astel graduate just so the astelfag fucks off.
>>25391352i wish they would do softer beats for some of these
>>25391369that's kind of gay
>>25391337I love this
>>25391363serious clown
Lamy-chan... kawaii.......
>>25391361even if there was a woman on this thread, she would never say it and no one would trust her
>>25391363gen5 menhera confirmed?
>>25391358Probably Towa if she keeps growing in confidence, I think it would be fun.
>>25391361Are there any girls in these threads?
>>25391363polka...
>>25391379Your favorite.
>>25391363>おはぽるI read that as あばよチョコボール at first, also she's chuuni as fuck holy shit.
>>25391379What is a "good holo" for you?
>>25391379Towa
>>25391358Luna and Korone did the Mio divination with Subaru and Okayu
>>25391379Me!
>>25391334Miko is reclining...
>>25391379Coco
>>25391363This semen slurping company doesn't have enough chuuni. Go Polka go!
>>25391389I wanted to lure her out and report her for being a woman.
>>25391363where is the sike POLKA? I'M STILL WAITING FOR IT
>>25391379Rushia
>>25391363Send in the clowns...
>>25391363society...
>>25390479Just think of how much akasupas he has for Miko's return...
>>25391379roboco
>>25391363we truly do live in hololive
>>25391300No, there isn't a single holo who deserves to graduate, they're all great people and at least to a single person out there, realistically hundreds more, each one holds a very dear place in their hearth, no one deserves to have their comfort robbed from them
>>25390989a 3D Haato Watame collab
>>25391265Holy shit that brick. I'm fucking dying.
>>25391363WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
>>25391363But doctor, I am Polka!
>>25391363The menhera alliance grows
>>25391300Shitty monkey paw, it's like you don't even know what it means.>You can force your least favourite holo to graduate>However, they leave hololive because they have found their true calling in life and go on to lead happy fulfilling livesThis one would only be hard for the antis. It's a no-brainer for anyone else.
>>25391363I have no idea what to expect from her debut, and that's just how I like it.
>>25391361Yes but I am not white
>>25391363>why are you crying?>thingken of honk...
>>25391379Towa...
>>25391369I appreciate your honesty, anon.
>>25391432She's going to be a fake menhera for the true clown experience
>>25391379HaachamaShe barely streams anymore, stopped her English and started doing random shit.
>>25391323https://files.catbox.moe/aeq5au.jpg
>>25391363Where the FUCK is Yagoo finding all these menhera?!?!?
>>25391363im the polka baby
>>25391363https://pyxis.nymag.com/v1/imgs/a68/317/603a2d8224425b6d8bc2b0564d3da135a1-joker-lede.rsquare.w700.jpgSame energy.
>>25391363Based
>>25391363We Hololive in a society
>>25391358is korone a boss?
>>25391379Flare. She has no talent and constantly leech on other 3rd gen.
>>25391363my clowncoins are skyrocketing i tell you
>>25391363BUY POLKACOINS BUY BUY BUY
>>25391457No, that would be Shien
>>25391363No longer clowning around...
>>25391263Based pekobro
>>25391460She makes more money than noel
>>25391363https://files.catbox.moe/ewmm53.png
>>25391426Fucking based.
>>25391363I wish I was holodead
>>25391457She's the boss of this bakery.
>>25391457Korosan can be intimidating!
he is everyone's winning son (ween son)
>>25391426based and cute
>>25391464No one cares about your irrelevant holo. Please go back to your corner.
Roberu's getting a lot of money from leafs today.
>>25391363Pagliacci...
>>25391363The debut thread will be on fire, holy shit.
Bros Polka is going to Honk at our dicks...translator's note, Honk means laugh.
>>25391467Coco gets a lot of supacha in her utawakus. What's your point?
>>25391363I'M A CLOWN OF FATEEE
>>25391481Ridi plagiaccio....
>>25391426Based anon and I love you
Senoohohoi ohohoiohohoi ohohoiohohoi ohohoiohohoi ohohoi
Will Polka be the first postmodern Holo?
>>25391379Ayame, just based on the streaming frequency
>clown holowhen are we getting a thick mime holo?
>>25391478I mean, you care
>>25391480>the great canadian fuck clubkek
>>25391478but the world doesn't have corners
I can’t believe Tanigo gave us a SOCIETY chuuba
>>25391363The wildcard of Gen 5
>>25391480>The Great Canadian Fuck ClubWhy are Canadians like this?
>>25391363Menhera clown, that's a second we get after Towa, impressive.
>>25391426somehow anon, I needed this, thank you.
>>25391363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4heHLbchPKk
>>25391486She's not leeching off anyone, specially when in certain ways she's more successful than them
>>25391518She leeches off reddit now.
>>25391524>let me change my goalpostSure thing bud
>>25391518all collabs are leeching anon... count the number of times other holos appeared in her streams
>>25391518>giving (You)s to mentally ill leechfags
>>25391503>>25391512Maple syrup is actually a psychedelic。
>watching this artia/moona twitch vodjesus christ moona is fucking autistic and awful with other people.
I found the EN Vtuber version of Aqua except she can't game and holy shit is it bad...Like, how you gonna completely forget the word for "baby" and substitute it with "pre-alpha"
>>25391524Go back to /v/
>>25391426Seiso and wholesomepilled. Even if I get off on the misery of other people, we really do need more people who think like you.
>>25391535It's pure entertainment. I thought she got along well with Artia though, Artia knows how to play off her autism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH_GS9iw6WIWhen are they going to bring back the Good Morning Hololive segments?
>>25391537post channel pls
>>25391537so you just found an autistic girl...
>>25391426Designed Sora stand-in of this thread.
>>25391535Give it to me straight, how badly will I regret watching that vod?
I had been lied. I can't believe Marine is actually 17 years old...https://twitter.com/keru720/status/1293494820619423744?s=19
>>25391537>Like, how you gonna completely forget the word for "baby" and substitute it with "pre-alpha"What a retard.Everyone knows pre-alpha means fetus and baby is the alpha state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ7ueGLuXk8>looks at fangoh no>zooms out to see faceoh ... she looks retarded bros
What are we expecting from Nene's debut?
how was the flare/luna stream?
>>25391545Akai Haato....
Clear you schedule!!!【桃鈴ねね】2020年8月13日(木)21時~ 【獅白ぼたん】2020年8月14日(金)21時~【魔乃アロエ】 2020年8月15日(土)21時~【尾丸ポルカ】2020年8月16日(日)21時~
>>25391561Disappointment
How worried is Coco now? Contrary to common belief gachikois are fickle creatures and will throw away their money to the next best thing.Lamy's explosive entrance most definitely signals the decline of 4th gen.
>>25391544It's hard to watch cause you get these long pauses where moona is supposed to answer or talk back but doesn't.It got better when they started actually playing though.>>25391555Please watch retarded gremlin. It's her first stream in like 12 days
>>25391561she's gonna be the best gen 5
>>25391545It will be revived for gen 5.
>>25391548it's lunpeko on twitch>>25391552yea, pretty much
>>25391562It was a great collab until Luna showed up.
>>25391561I think it will be about life as a tragedy, when really its a comedy
>>25391535pls go easy on Moona she's pushing herself hard and trying her best.
>complains about korone playing video games for 12 hours >shitpost here 20 hours a day
>>25391535Shit, I didn't catch it but I didn't realize it was a moona collab. I don't know if I can take watching her trying to interact with another person again
>>25391566>5am>5am>5am >5am MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP
>>25391555imagine the full stream with the same energy as the astel-matsuri conversation...
>>25391570But 4th gen made 3rd gen incline?
>>25391570She’s the queen of superchats, nothing to worry about.
>>25391561I'm expecting her debut to be not as boring as Lamy's, which is a really low bar to set.
>>25391560>meme fangdropped
>>25391570you would only believe this is you thought that were somehow already reached market saturation for chuubasnone of the previous gens have "declined" when a new gen debuted, its been inclining all the way, so why should that happen now?
>>25391574They didn't even bring it back for Gen 4's new 3D.
>>25391586HAHA BURGER/LEAF GO WAKE UP EARLY
>>25391545How did they manage to find the biggest dorks imaginable?
>b-but EOPs don't supacha!!>most Roberu's supacha right now is from EOP????
>>25391566i just want my normal sleep schedule back please, i thought it would all be over once the 3rd gen anniversaries had passed
>>25391535Indeed, the most autistic duo on hololive.
>>25391560It's not as bad as Aloe. I got everything riding on the circus tamer duo though
>>25389699She is best girl that's why
>>25391570With each new gen the past gen will die down a little. BUT there will usually be that one that will stand out among their group and it's obviously Coco.
>>25391605It's always those little obnoxiously loud kids in holostreams that don't supacha anon...
>>25391605not ALL foreign donations are EOPs, stop mixing the two together
>roberu has great taste in animeim going long on this one
>Kaleido Starbased Roberu the /ai/ Holostar
>>25391605because most people that like roberu are winners
>>25391570If her gachikois were EOP then your argument might have substance but they aren't.
>>25391545>it's just entertainment you're not supposed to fall in love with them retard
>ARIAAbsolutely fucking BASED.
>>25391619>>25391626Never watched him but that's some dangerously based taste.
so who's each gen's center?>Gen 1Fubuki>Gen 2Aqua >Gen 3Marine >GamersMio>Gen 4Coco / idol wise Kanata>Gen 5Botan(?)
way too much basic weeb/entry level anime in roberu chat right now, I feel sick...
>>25391626What? Aria? Who's watching Aria?
>>25391619Our son is based,
Which holo enjoys the fact thousands of men want to fuck her the most?
but seriously why did they make the holostars look so offensively gay? they aren't getting fujos
>>25391635what do you define as center?
>>25391610Aloe looks like the next evolution of Towa, don't see anything wrong with her design yet
>>25391635All signs on gen 5 lie towards polka as the center
>>25391642Marine. No contest.
Does Roberu have the actual best anime taste in all of Holopro?
>>25389448Most subbed youtubers got those subs because of a viral moment/s. Look at pewdiepie, he would've taken years to get to 100M if it wasn't because of the t series shit.
>>25391642marine
>Roberu chat bringing up the Fate seriesThat's some pure grade autism...
>give me Arcueid damnitRoberu...
>>25391635The bitter truth is that Gen 2 has no center.
You guys ever watched this anime called Oshi ga Budoukan Ittekuretara Shinu? I'm willing to bet that this anime is directed at some of the people in this thread, myself included.
>>25391651he is probably the biggest otaku so...
>>25391643Fujos were probably the initial and still their target market
>>25391545Aki is so incredibly cute in these
What are the prospects for Nene? Buy or hold?
Who hyped for aqua's stream, i've never played any zelda game so ima follow through her whole walkthrough as long as she does the same and play it through. is the game going to be in en or jp?
>>25391635Polka is going to be the wild card.
>>25391658This, Aqua is the most successful one but she’s not a gen leader like say Marine or Coco.
The "Aloe Love" guy hasn't posted... I guess he doesn't really love her
>>25391645I thought she looked alright until she opened her mouth which removes a few chromosomes
>MitsudomoeHERRO,BASUDO DEPARTUMENT????
>>25391635>gen2>center
>>25391644Well he said "idol wise" meaning he thinks popularity means center, which is wrong.
>>25391671Buy. Watch her come out to be the jack of all trades
>>25391656>>25391657Wtf really? He is based
after the lamy snoozefest im all in on polkacoin. she can't disappoint as the headliner when that's her competition.
Which holos are alcoholics?
>>25391644it's usually the main vocal and the face of a unit, not exactly the best singer more of the middle point between everyone. they're also usually seen as the leader of the group, that's why i made the distinction between coco and kanata, because outside of idol thins it's clear that coco is the leader of gen 4the centers tend to shit from song to song, but most groups have an objetive center
>>25391672>i've never played any zelda gamezoom zooom zooooooom
You're given the chance to fuck (more like mutual masturbation) 1 Holo via VRChat and chat with her for an hour. Would you chat with her pre-sex or post-sex and which Holo?https://files.catbox.moe/q5le0o.webm
>>25391672Almost certain to be JP but zelda games aren't super text heavy.
https://twitter.com/momosuzunene/status/1293721198199574528Her palms are sweaty. Knees weak, arms are heavy.
>>25391672Look at the thumbnail and that'll answer your question.
>>25391692>>>/v/
>>25391363>last to go>first was boring as fuck>2nd one doesn't look any more promising>next is "comfy lion">then dork demon number twelve>then she has to finish it all Honestly, Polka has the entirety of 5th gen's first impressions on her shoulders.
Roberu is more based than anyone I've ever met wtf.
>>25391678what has she said?
>>25391643I don't know, Roberu, Shien, Ouga and Pizzadad's designs look really chad. The only offensively gay to me is Izuru, and Astel is just offensively bad.
>>25391562Enjoyable. Like mom and daughter.
>>25391681i didn't use it as an indicator of popularity, more in the sense that if they were treated as an idol unit, coco's singing ability makes it hard for her to uphold that position despite being the clear leader of gen 5
>>25391691Leader as in who initiates the most collabs?Gen 2 would be Subaru imo... aqua is a huge shut in
>>25391635Aqua didn't even stand with gen 2 in the photograph...
>>25391700Towa of 5th gen...
>>25391671Hold. Wait for the initial decline to buy (She'll come off as too stiff and people will sell) then after she starts breaking character you'll rake it in.
>>25391666then they don't understand fujosyou aren't going to find a bunch of dudes to act gay constantly without sounding gay, they don't exist
>>25391704polka knows all eyes are on her because of her twitter antics. She's set the stage and she needs to make sure she delivers
>>25391708anon, think more literally
I love Towa so much :)
>>25391702zoom the fuck out of this entire site, child
>>25391694their hyperrealistic 3d avatar or their roommate?
>Roberu is more based than meI... I... kneel...
>>25391700Nene...
>>25391545Haachama and Shion's 3D models makes me want to do things...
>>25391726Same!
>>25391728Again, you'll fit better over there.>>>/v/
>>25391692Just never been interested in it, i'm almost 30 and those type of games never interested me.
>>25389378me too, anon-sha...
>>25391709>Ougai mean, really?
>>25391720Kira acts gay all the time
>>25391711Holofest should've given general idea of who is the center of each generation. And let me tell in advance who is going to be 5th gen's at Holofest 2: Sheep.
>>25391708she said
He is robel yukoku
>>25391692Not him, but I just never owned a Nintendo console growing up. Went straight from Sega to Playstation. Am I Coco or something?
>>25391712i guess so, it's usually the most middle of the road one, aside from aqua being to an extend the face of her gen, she's also a nice mid point between extremes like subaru and choco. gen 2 really doesn't work they're very disjointed, but i wanted to do everyone
>>25391720Don't think fujos care if they act gay or not most of the time, as long as they are cute and have a nice personality i think it's good enough, just look at how the holos work on male otakus
>>25390533The average Jap woman doesn't have an ass.
>>25391702>>25391736Fuck off reddit
>>25391726Me too, bro.
>>25391702>noooo you just can't call me out as a fucking dumbass zoomie even if I am one
>>25391711>>25391742>5th genAre you guys ok?
>>25391747Nintendos are expensive compared to playstation
>>25391741>without sounding gay
We know Haachama is the feets Queen but who is the pits Queen?
>>25391740Oww... ga
>>25391755*5rd
>>25391754Not even the same poster, /v/ermin.>>>/v/
>>25391736Stop shitting this thread and go back to your facebook.
>>25391750Because they're not obese. The average woman doesn't have an ass.
>>25391742Is sheep getting subaru'd and essentially moved into another group since she doesn't fit her own?
>>25391762Tsunowaki.
>>25391720Kaoru was the one who got a bit homoerotic with the other Stars, to the point he actually got one of Kira's streams banned. And now he's gone.
>>25391642Marine probably uses that as mental fap material unironically.
>>25391749what attracts men, even gay men, is different than womenfujos want the cake and to eat it too
>>25391762Watame and Lamy is the princess
>>25391755I meant 4th, goddamit. Fuck everyone talking about 5th got me confused.
>>25391729...Yes....
>>25391754Nice /v/ lingo you subhuman /v/ermin
>>25391635Swap Mio for Korone.
>>25391619Do you watch Arurun anon? He actually likes the Pretty Series and actually watched Rainbow live Fag edition movies live in stream.
>>25391768>Stop shitting this threadThen stop replying to bait, retard
>>25391766>>>/out/
>>25391635>Idol wise Kanatatenshifags are delusional.
after Shien got his Artoria Caster days ago, I wanted to try it tooand I got her yesterday and Loli da Vinci today only with ticketsthank you bossu
>>25391776>Kaoru>without sounding gay
>>253917655st*
>>25391700Literally all of them have tweets before saying shit like "Uwaaah kinchosuru~~". It's a fucking marketing tactic. This is easy for them. They wouldn't have been hired otherwise
>>25391787It has to be said at this point. This guy has been in these threads for at least a week.
>>25391737>i'm almost 30 and those type of games never interested me.no interest huh? when you posted the following>Who hyped for aqua's stream, i've never played any zelda game so ima follow through her whole walkthroughYou're hype for it but you are not interested? lolYou're such an idiot, kiddo.
i just watched the uno streams the homos did with matuli and fbk, it was pretty good.
>>25391704Doesn't help that this general will shit all over her if it's not Nobuhime...
>>25391784No.
>>25390493Has it been scanned yet?
>>25391796I mean, compared to Kira? He sounds like a normal dude. Put his voice on any of the non-crossdressing L2Ds and you wouldn't call it gay sounding.
>>25391801Maybe they are nervous
>>25391700After absolutely mediocre Lamy debut I'm rooting for her.
>>25391804Nobody cares /v/, Zelda is normie shit anyway.
>>25391803>This guy has been in these threads for at least a week.>everyone telling /v/ lingo faggots to fuck off is one personNice schizo mentality.
>>25391789I'm not saying she's the best singer, not at all, both towa and watame are better than her, but tenshi does fit the traditional idol image more than either of them, at the same time she's a nice middle of the road point between and coco also, all that shit about hololive's superdarling does have some merit
>>25391704Why are you like this?
>>25391806I don't even know who's Nobuhime
https://streamable.com/ytmoiyhow do we save watame bros...
>>25391783>zoomer is somehow exclusive to /v/ on the internetlol
>>25391825Give her more money.
>>25391819Not him, doesn’t even matter if it’s just 1 guy or not, all /v/ermin need to be put in their place.
>>25391825she's lonely cause both coco and haato left her
>>25391819>everyone that says X is from /v/Nice schizo mentality.
>>25391815I'm a little worried that they're putting the two most boring chuubas up front and ruining the momentum they could have had
>>25391825I hope a 5th gen becomes her bff
>>25391824I don't know if I should mock you for being new or for being ESL.
>>25391825wait for gen 5 and hope that the spare one can become her designated best friend, also maybe holohouse
>>25391789Still seething your holo wasn't picked for ALICE?
>>25391827are you a zoomer if you use zoom meetings?
>>25391816Nice lack of argument, dumbass angry child.
>>25391813ill give you that but the design still seems to not appeal to that crowd from my understanding.
>>25391833Nice false equivalence. Now go back.
>>25391806Only a few vocal autists.
>>25391748Cover has made it pretty obvious that Aqua is the face/center of gen 2 during non stop story. Besides, if she tries she can organize big collabs such as those in her 24h stream or the mario kart one before the holocup.
What the fuck, when's Hololive gonna get their heads outta their asses and move the medium forward like Nijisanji has?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbe6rzkDZo&feature=emb_logoIs the only thing that Cover can offer in their 3D streams is giggling girls doing basic teenager exercises?
>>25389829I've seen belly dancers irl and while I'm sure they must have a lot of stamina they didn't exactly look fit
>>25391827>ZoomerYou’ve spent so much time on /v/ you’re brain is literally rotten, i was clearly talking about that “noooo”The only thing missing was a wojak and maybe a tranny or 2.
>>25391825Move in with Towa of course, then they can solve each other's loneliness.
>>25391825give her the big supachas!!!
>>25391848Nice strawman. I think I'll stay.
>>25391825Wait for someone to notice her cry for help and have mercy on her.
>>25391741Kira is targeted to male trap lovers.
>>25391855take your meds, weirdo
>>25391825>Watame: streaming sure is nice when you're lonely..>Anon: But you stream everyday at ungodly hours>Watame: .....
>>25391847If we use Iofi (Hololive's foremost fujo) as a barometer, then it absolutely does. But, I won't pretend to understand the tastes of a fujoshi, so who really knows.
>>25391852Suck my cock, dude.
>>25391858>let me just use hard words I don't understand so I look smartClassic
>lamy has more subs than RisuPoor tree rate
>>25391661But Eripiyo is a loser
>>25391704It's why going first will always be better than going last
>it's /v/tard hoursGoodnight
>>25391870Nobody cares about indogs anyway
>>25391852I think cover could do this, tho they would need a few years to get such quality hand physics
>>25391855Could it be that your SEAmonkey ass could never afford to play video games before? That's sad.
Where are the fucking moderators to ban this faggot that came from fuckinng facebook and tries to derail every single thread with his jargon?
>>25391822It's okay to admit Kanata is good anon
>>25391867I would if you could find it.
>>25391839Could you point out the error in what I said
>>25391868>strawman is a hard wordIt's always fucking ESLs.
>>25391825>That long pauseWatame...
>>25391842Kope canatafag
>>25391852yes, that's why I'm there for, not to watch some heavy metal concert, anon.
>>25391363WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>25391870I'll cheer her up with my dick!
>>25391870Good, fuck her
>>25391769You don't need to be obese to have a big ass.
What happened to Watame, at the start the pptrio was pretty balanced, but now it feels like Watame is just a temporary add on to Kanacoco, and it's not like 3 person groups can't work, the oneesan gumi is right there, they even have a similar situation where two of them are closer to each other than to the third, can it be fixed?
>>25391884I know what it means, unlike you. It's always fucking /v/ermin.
>>25391852Kagami paid hundreds of thousands of yen out of his own pocket for that. Look at the 'quality' of the other Nijisanji 3D debuts, like Ex Albio's, in comparison. On the whole, Hololive does better 3D streams than the other companies, Kagami's was a complete outlier. I won't deny it was fucking amazing, though.
>>25391874Goodnight anon...
>>25391875Moona is the only ID that matters
>>25389546i'm expecting a more genki voice, since the doxx bros say she has an idol background.
>>25391878Nice headcanon, now go back to /v/.
>>25391888You know what I mean, you fuck. Stagnation is real, which is why that video has more views than Coco's 3D stream.
>>25391874>everything I disagree with is /v/>anyone who points out that I'm a retard is /v/>something I don't like is /v/actual mental illness
>>25391900No, you don't. But since you're fluent in /v/, cope seethe and dilate.
>>25391880She's good, but not consistent enough to be at their level, her peaks are great, but her regular performance is well bellow watame's worse
>>25391887Gonna cry again? There-there, it's alright, not all holos want to be idols anyway.
>>25391911>>25391912Fuck off >>>/v/
>>25391642https://streamable.com/xke111
>>25391896Obviously? The girl in the picture isn't obese, retard.
>>25391897She got too hungry. Too hungry for numbers. Too hungry for potato chips.
which holo would you vote for president in 2020
>>25391916*kry
Always remember: you don like something in /hlg/? It's always /v/'s fault
>>25391909If you're so hyped up to watch others play video games you'd fit in nu-/v/.
>>25391923Miko!
>>25391897Watame has Bakatare so she's fine but I'd love to see PPTrio come together again.
>>25391917Suck my cock >>>/lgbt/
>>25391852>using the one Niji 3D with actual effort as the example of the whole companylmao, the rest of the Niji 3Ds were pretty much the same as the Holo 3D streams, Kagami is an extreme outlier here and the next two 3D debuts are going to look so bad by comparison and I feel bad for them since the pressure is on. In Holo's case, I doubt Roberu is really worried about living up to Gen 4's 3D or Niji's 3D streams assuming he actually is getting one this month.
How do we get rid of the /v/trash?Honestly I find it believable that you could become some sort of Holo jannie by talking with some mods. Probably would be thanful about it, maybe.
>>25391379I signed a pact of non aggresion against Towa not long ago, so there's no bad Hololiver for me
>>25391935It's an easy 1 step process. Step 1. Leave.
>>25391932Bakatare more like Flare and Watame
>>25391875Fuck you i care about Hana
>>25391935Do it
>>25391935>How do we get rid of the /v/trash?You don't. They have been shitting up the board since 2009 or so.
>>25391923clown president sheep vice president
>>25391935The thread would literally die. This is a /v/ colony, it's sad.>>25391941After you.
>>25391934>I doubt Roberu is really worried about living up to Gen 4's 3D or Niji's 3D streams assuming he actually is getting one this monthWould they really do the rest of Gen 1 dirty like that?
>>25391852>>25389763
>>25391919Matsuri is so based
why did aqua push her stream one hour later
>>25391426Thank you for that, ESLchama...
>>25391927Is it really that unreasonable to think given how relentlessly people spam this shit on there?
>>25391935stop gatekeeping
>>25391894Rude. Tree rat did nothing wrong. More real than your favorite holo
amanecabaya is fuckin boring and a leech.
>newfag that can't ignore shitposts complaining about shitposting newfag whose posts should be ignored
Man I sure am glad we have these non-/v/ermin pillars of poster quality here to talk about Hololive girls.
>>25391954She said in the title that she may change it a whole 12 hours ago.
>>25391363 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9__FjhNxXLE
>>25391932Bakatare it's a bit sad because it clearly isn't their main priority for the other 2, with Marine/Noel/Flare being a thing now it might be 3rd for flare, while fubuki is involved in so many other things, watame deserves better
>>25391954she didn't say why, but the original title said the time might get pushed back
/v/trash getting upset about getting called oyut again...
>>25391966This post reeks of /v/ermin, go away.
When can a channel get memberships? Wasn't it after 30k subs? Looking at you Roberu.
>>25391964who are you quoting?
>>25391935>watch others play video games>talk about the games they playyou need to learn to move on and accept that hlg is just /v/-lite
>>25391950the Gen 1s have a long way to go to get 3D, and in Holostars' case, it's way more beneficial for them to get them out when they pass the milestone since it gives them a chance to promote the other boys and get them closer. Making the rest wait months just because Miyabi is lagging would just be ridiculous.
>>25391221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmn3VdPdzR4
Roberu's doing good for a 30k subber. A lot of indies are stuck with around 200 or less viewers around that figure.
>>25391969this is so sad i want to kry
Polka's Character day by day:7/8 - Genki8/8 - Hard Working9/8 - Shy10/8 - Childish11/8 - Edgy12/8 - Tsundere ojou-sama13/8 - We live in a society (NEW)What will tomorrow have in store for us?
>>25391950Roberu worked hard for it, he puts an insane amount of hours so I doubt anyone would mind
>>25391976Whenever they approved for it. It almost has entirely nothing to do with amount of subs after a certain point.
Am I the schizo if I look at this /v/ debate and honestly believe it's just the same two or three schizos screaming at each other over and over
https://twitter.com/yukiyuki_amano/status/1293718572925988865Polka's 7 changesEnergeticHard workerShy and reversedA small childMenheraHigh class tsundereDepressedThis bitch is mental
>>25391986kuudere?
>>25391942Well to be fair Fubuki is almost always busy with something but when they're able to hang out it's really fun to watch like the clubhouse games or the touhou spellcard collabs last week.
>>25391927That is in fact the case more often than not
>>25391992We have lots of IPs so it might as well be 10 crossboarders
>>25391992Contrary to popular belief, thinking more than one poster is the same person on a fucking anonymous imageboard isn't "schizophrenic" mentality.
>>25391978Fuck off, if losers on /v/ want to accept taking it up the ass then so be it, but their ilk and mindset isn't welcome outside of their dump and the more they get it hammered into their empty skulls the better.
>>25391995>>25391986She rolls a dice everyday to decide her character... neat.
>>25391971Take Watame and put her with Pekora and Miko when she gets back.
>>25391995>Polka's 7 changes>Lists 8
>>25391982Yeah,I think getting consistent views is more important than subs.
>>25391897They went out to eat together some weeks ago anon, stop taking this shithole seriously.
>>25391976Pretty sure all the homos can get memberships but no one knows why they don't get it
>>25391992Nah, sometimes I think it's just one person when the posts are flinging the same language at one another.
what if polka is actually multiple people playing one vtuber from the start, next level stuff from cover
>>25391969if Polka sings this I will akasupa on the spothttps://youtu.be/rRhmogBs-gU?t=112
>>25391986An actual clown.
>>25391852Sure this might look impressive, not check out maimoto's, niji is extremely inconsistent with their 3Ds, their peaks might be high somehow barely sio tier, but their lows are indie level
>>25391986>>25391995imagine if this is just her thing and whenever you tune in for a stream its completely random as to which personality and mood your going to get
>>25392015>but no one knows why they don't get itProbably Cover being stupid as always.
>>25391942>>25391971They had a few good streams but it does feel a bit disjointed now, I am hoping for Gen5 to spice up some dynamic in previous gens so maybe that could be Watame's chance. She seems to be interested in the new holos, best bet is her being senpai will negate her collab shyness. But that's a month away still.
>>25391986>>25391995Is she a fucking crazy? What the fuck. I don't need a crazy bitch in Hololive. Stay consistent or don't join.
>>25391920You're the one who brought it up retard.
>>25392015Sora still doesn't even have membership, i think it's just the channels not getting the process started.
https://youtu.be/G2AOeMispQcayames giggle is the best thing ever
>>25392024> I don't need a crazy bitch in Hololive.Matuli is already here though.
>>253920128 personalities including the first one mean 7 changes, anonchama
>>25392021>When the stream starts she turns one of those big festival prize wheels, and each quadrant has a different personality she has to maintain through the whole stream
How close is Hololive to Youtube staff? They should be pretty damn good friends considering the cut Youtube gets from Superchat. Isn't it like 15-30%?
>>25392012This last line is not one of the changes anon
>>25392017What if the one who gathers more attention will take over the character in the debut?
>>25391986>>25391995Chuuni clown will bring some fire. Maybe she knows some clown memes
>>25392026Yes my memory lasts longer than an hour, double retard.
>>25392035fuck you i lol'ed
>>25392030HPS...
>>25392032She at least stays consistent in her craziness. This one shifts on the fly like some kind of you know.
>>25391986>>25391995SHOULD I BUY OR SELL? I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>25392019Chaika's was pretty entertaining as well... I dunno man....
>>25392011>>25391971Why does it always seem like Watame always fit the 3rd wheel. It's just sad now that I think about it. Fuck
>>25392021That wouldn't even last for the typical character degeneration period, unless she's genuinely that menhera which would be pretty incredible
>>25392035That would actually be interesting, fuck
>>25392036Youtube won't even acklowledge your existence if you arent in the top 5% channels, they don't give a fuck
>>25392030https://files.catbox.moe/bcpvsj.mp4
>>25392036They probably aren't but youtube must be sure happy to get money while they constantly shadowban Mel and Choco
>>25392036>youtube>giving a shit about anythingThey're completely disconnected from their own site
>>25392049BUY HIGH SELL LOW
>>25392042Okay you amnesiac retard.
>>25392018but her monetization...
>>25392036Let's be honest here, any money youtube makes from Hololive superchat takings is a drop in the bucket when it comes to their actual revenue stream.
>>25392036You'd be surprised how distant creators are from the youtube staff, even the ones who make them all the money.
>>25392036>shadowbans and demonitizations out the ass dailyThey're probably buddy/buddy and bring their families to each other's houses for cookouts and shit.
>>25391363Does it dress her? Just knowing how alone she really is?
I’m gonna have sex with Coco and Matsuri.That is all.
>>25392036What they gain from them really doesn't matter, not to make their earnings seem insignificant, but youtube is not a business, it;'s not meant to generate profit, it's purpose is to uphold google's monopoly over video, and in such Covers influence over them is rather small
>>25392064Maybe go back and reinterpret my post, triple retard.
>>25392036Probably, but the japanese business has the most horrifying bureaucracy ever.
>>25392036They have no leverage over youtube considering the demonitization arc and constant shadow banning.
>>25392035holy fuck polka pls do this
>>25392036You can't possibly be thinking the superchat money from the holos actually means anything, right?
>>25391363Why so serious?
>>25392036Hololive is small potatoes to YouTube's bottom line
>>25392074okay, quadruple retard
>>25390578>The secret is letting the males and the females collab.This. Going for "muh idol" bullshit was Hololive's biggest mistake.
>>25390533does she have a name?
>>25392035i'd simp her if she does this ngl
>>25392085no, her parents never gave her one
>>25391363I thought you guys said Towa got this into Hololive. How can she be more menhera than Towa?
can't like pekora after what she did to aqua just saying
>>25392084Niji is there for you if you want the NTR experience, why ruin hololive
>>25392084>Hololive's biggest mistakeTell us about your companies that are more successful than Hololive
>>25392074Okay amnesiac retard.
>>25392091it's hard being black in japan...
>>25392093>NTR experienceThey aren't your fucking girlfriends, they already most likely have their own boyfriends. If you honestly have that mentality you are just being delusional about not being a cuck.
>>25392051What if we put Watame in a group of 3rd wheels? Who are two other 3rd wheelers she can stick with?
>>25392083what now, quintuple retard?
>>25392084>biggest mistake>winning as far as any number can tellLetting homofags posting here was a mistake
>>25392093What does "NTR" mean to you exactly?
>>25392091It was kind of her to go for the softer "coon" than a full blown "nigger" though.
>>25391995>>25391986>People wondering why Lamy's preview didn't list what Polka's good at>It's because she's basically unpredictable
Holostarfags are so fucking annoying. Stop whining about collabs already, the girls have already shown they're not interested in interacting with the males.
>>25392090It's only natural.Towa associates with menhera, yet she isn't really a big menhera herself.
>>25392091Watame bullied Aqua too but newfags don’t know what we are talking about anyway.
>>25392103If you honestly don't have that mentality you are literally being completely delusional about not being a cuck.
Why do we always get into this argument when half the holos collabed with a male in the past, not from the homostars
>>25392085tanakayasan on twitter.
>>25392115I'll never understand why those people don't just go watch nijisanji instead, it's pretty clear both companies are aiming for different audiences, why try to force male/female collabs for the sake of having male/female collabs.
>>25391635Seems like it'll be Polka for gen 5, but I dunno it could change over the time.
>>25392127>weThey still don't recognize the pole, ngmi
>>25392114>each 5th gen will have a description of the other members>Polka's is different each time
>>25392084Hololive's biggest mistake was making the holostars.
>>25392051Because everyone else before gen 4 pretty much already had a designated best friend, some relationships stronger than others, but still established relationships both between them and their audience, then gen 4 arrived luna - ended up paired with matsuri, to the point when they became part of each other's image, see it as a noeflare lite towa - she's the weird one, i guess her more meaningful relationships would be with people outside of hololive, still she does thing different so she doesn't feel left outand then there's the pptrio, and at the start, it was going off super strong, but then the holohouse fucked things up, not by making watame any more distant, but because kanata and coco became two close, at least to the viewers perception, they could go back to streaming like they used to, but i would be less of the equally balanced pptrio and more of kanacoco ft.watame
>>25392115This. Let matuli, fbk or choco do homo collabs if they want to... but obviously other girls like aqua, marine, rushia, pekora, etc would never collab with the homos
I thought cover hired a clown not fucking shinobu sensui.
What's the bench mark to get a 3D debut now?
>>25391363hey sad clown, turn that frown around
>>25390533face looks a lot like a certain homolive's face and she is kinda fat, too... hmmm...
>>25392084>>25392103>nijifagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfBesWFFc8
>>25392122Complete headcanon based on a bunch of random coincidental things. Watame could have just chose those things by some stroke of luck.
>>25392138>aqua, marine, rushia, pekora, etcFailures as women.
>>25392058They will never play Apex with Roboco again...
>>25392138>Aquakek
Missed you cuckposter, can't believe you missed Towa's bf play guitar for her live, are you NA?
I don't even know why you want a larger audience for your oshi.It just ruins the chat experience.
>>25392134>It reaches a point where no one knows what to expect from Polka's stream
>>25392138They should or at least with Nijisanji boys. They're too fun to not have them collab.
I dont like haachama, she seems like she is trying too hard
NTR is top tier fetish.
>>25391986Fireworks
>>25392058post them stacking gas canisters
>>25392143I fucking hate this bitch.
>>25392138>aquaAnon, I....dumb newfag
>>25392151This is their job not some party where they try to find people to mate with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyiVH18ADgMPeko making fun of the newcomer yesterday only to be bullied by chat and Youtube itself is classic Peko skit material. Too bad she's privated the 4 minute clip
>>25392163>>25325695
Will Polka have the energy to keep this gimmick going for the rest of her career?
>>25392142There's none atm. I think it depends now on how fast they can churn out the models and how they want to pace it. I think the 5th will have theirs within the year.
>>25392149disgusting cuckoldry.. as expected of nijifaggots
>>25392142141k
>>25392137Towa and Watame both seem to have a strange shyness, but they are very friendly with many of the other members.
>>25392179She hasn't even debut yet.
>>25392175Sasuga Comedian
>>25392149this is good bullying, I kneel
>>253921424-6 months after debut. Then next Gen announcements.
>>25392179I'd be hard, but it'd really be something if she can keep up the "Every stream is different" thing
>>25392149Holy shit so nijifags aren't as insane as you bunch of cunts. God I feel so bad for the Holo girls now, fuck the pointless numbers they would have a lot more freedom over there and a better fanbase that won't go in an autistic fit the moment they slip something about their personal, romantic lives.
>>25392163I agree.
>>25389990ngl Aqua's got the most wholesome thing for her. 10/10 would also hold her lovingly in my arms.
>>25392127many of the people here are too new to remember those collabs. Even Aqua got away with playing Mario Kart with Niji males and speaking directly to the dudes there. Miko too even though she is one of the prime examples people pull out when they say "the girls don't collab with men!!!!!" Really, the argument is going to forever be stupid, Suisei can even do offcollabs with men by inviting them to a studio with her to do her radio show, sing songs with them, and even have some of them literally bring food for her and crap but if someone said "what if suisei sang a song with Izuru or some other boy" the people who justify the radio show nonsense would go "NONONONONO THAT IS NOT COOL, THIS IS BAD, NOT MY IDOL, SHE'D NEVER DO IT!!!!!!"
>>25392179A twitter shitpost that takes 4 seconds to write is different than a 1+ hour livestream.
>>25392154>>25392172He's saying that she'll never collab with males again you retards, just like Miko. The fact that they can yet choose not to is proof enough, now fuck off.
Artia and Moona stole Civia's foodhttps://twitter.com/Civia_Hololive/status/1293735818402594824
>>25392170Don’t remember asking
>>25392197this is so fucking sad, why are you so emotionally invested in the lives of a bunch of streamers whose sole purpose is to provide you entertainment
>>25392174Are you typically a Goslingfag? They are not your virtual girlfriends. They are just normal streamers/entertainers and I can't understand why you would project a girlfriend-status into any one of them to the point that you feel like you've been cucked if they end up having a relationship.
>>25392149I find it funny that despite that being a wholesome teasing moment, she knows perfectly if she made it public she had boyfriend she would have had backlash from her gachikois, and probabl half her fans were just teasing but hurt inside, sasuga nijicucks.
>>25392197If it was so good Luna would still be working for them.
>>25392035Get that done as a comic or mmd and send that to her she probably would do it.
>>25392124How can I be a cuck if I'm not enough of a pathetic, lonely loser to see some japanese entertainers as my fucking girlfriends in the first place
>>25392175Sausage pecora
>tfw doing Apex reps for Towa endurance>see Matsuri's sensei Kawase streaming>he's a wrist playerFeels good being a wrist player. We'll definitely clear this endurance stream in less than half a day for sure.
>>25392189>watamejust a conservative personality, not shynessyou see tidbits here and there from the other holos that shes conservative irl
>>25392149the absolute state of nijifags holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvez5OoZ_FA here you go for the people that kept asking for fall guys
>>25392145https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcYx1elYhEw
>>25392163Real men automatically self-insert into the cucker.
>>25392149>>25392197>when you cuck out so hard that you drive a girl to past fake tears to actual sniffling and she has to change the subject
>>25392197sorry anon, we pay them to entertain us, it's not that I care about their private life too much besides their wellbeing, but their romance isnt entertaining, I'm starting to get the idolfags perspective.
>>25392172He's not wrong, faggot. Aqua has literally never collabed with the homostars.
>>25390865Considering how even her friends call her a psycho, probably not.
>Cucks and nijifags shitposting enmasse.I sleep, see you later bros.
>tfw your holo is now playing Fall guysCan't believe it really happened. I guess she is the type of person to play.
>>25391363She's going to be based as fuck, mark my words.
>>25392224Aqaua...
>>25392208It's called having empathy anon. At least I'm not invested to the point of thinking of them as my imaginary girlfriends or some shit like that.They just make my day happy with their entertainment and therefore I wish that they will live normal, happy lives too.
>>25392224Fall Guys spammer finally won.
>>25392197that girl quit btw
Please leave and go back to your dead thread.
>>25389903He's a special case. He did a stream about that 3D debut and he actually use his own money for it, for event staff, techs, including ads which is why he got a lot of views, maybe if the others learn from him for their 3D debut they will be as good as him.>>25389974>nijisanji got popular>maleOk>femaleNow this is delusionalMost of actually tanking compared to their performance last yearSome even MIA nowAnd look at the new gen girls, nobody cares about themWe already have example of how it will end up if you interact with male within hololive too : FubukiStop pushing your homos
>>25392224yay
>>25392218Remember to take breaks if you wrist aim. Carpal tunnel is a bitch
>>25392224>>25392239muh dick, resubbed
>>25392219Conervative how?
Fallguysama...I kneel.
>>25392218Baby steps, family.
>>25392175don't worry, the whole stream is also that clip
>>25392236it's not empathy, it's an unhealthy parasocial relationship exactly the same as the girlfriendfags you so despise. you have no idea what they feel about their situation, so shut the fuck up
>>25392149>Towafags
>>25392224Fucking nice
>>25391374>honklingposting?!
>>25392246Thanks anon!
>>25392209They are aiming for an idol audience and clearly profitting from it, if they don't collab with dudes it's because they don't want to, you talk like you want them to be forced to collab with dudes, Hololive already gave them the okay to collab with whoever they want what's the use of crying about the lack of collabs here.Yes they are entertainers and if you are not entertained fuck off.
>>25392224I guess she kept falling on that guy's dick LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>25392219When you struggle to talk to your friends sometimes?It's shyness.
>>25392252she backed up FBK after the nanjing comments
>>25392212fuck that bitch for bullying her out i'll never watch anything shitji
>>25392229I mean that's fair. My point is that they should be like a lot of western youtubers in that regard.They should be allowed to have relationships and people shouldn't give a fuck about it and they should avoid talking about it unless it's completely necessary.Also eliminate that weird and manipulative fucking gachi koi or whatever bullshit.
>>25392224Fucking meme magic.
>>25392252the actual use of the word not the colloquial one
>>25392224How do you go from Jump King to Fall Guys?
>>25392263LMAOOOOOO
>>25392224Niji killer....
>>25391049>tfw Suisei refuses to drink because she's eternally 18 and sticks to that part of her profile>if holohouse does a drunk stream she'll just be the designated tard wranglerI want to hear drunk Suisei but this is also neat.
>>25392224Does this mean they got devolver permissions and can play hotline miami?
>>25392262I'm questioning YOUR view of the entertainment industry. You're the one whose desire is to bar them from doing this or that.
>>25392274The power of one retard begging endlessly in /hlg/
>Watame's original song made with blood, sweat, and tears>378k views 1 month ago>Shion's cover she just pushed out because Yagoo told her to>510k views 2 weeks agoThere seems to be something wrong here
>>25392274Excuse my wife for liking popular games...
>>25392274Jump King is about falling... while Fall Guys is about spamming the jump key and running to high places...
>>25392224based fall guysfag
>>25392274She got dehtroned by Shien
>>25392224does she have permission?!?!?
>>25392274JK was her training arc, she's going to get back to back champions in FG.
>>25392264>struggleyou don't have to run your mouth all the time
>>25392278A drunk Suisei. Interesting. I wonder how a drunk Towa would fair. Probably start crying really...
>>25392224Look at Aqua, branching out into different games instead of playing Apex/ARK/51 games ad infinitum.
>>25392244Explain matsuriAlso despite all the memes fubuki is doing good, all of the holos are. The top earners have warped the view of what is considered success
>>25392284>Original song getting less views than popular songSurprising....
>>25392255Unhealthy parasocial my ass, I'd still be making the same points even if I didn't know who they were. Hell, I always say the same shit when it comes to irl idols and god knows I don't know the name of a single one of them.I mean I don't need to know how they feel to know that no one would like to have the pressure of knowing that if people ever find out you are in a relationship like any normal person your career is fucking over.
>>25392269The thing is they themselves knew where they were joining, gachikois pay their salary and they willingly accepted it, it's like a police officer crying that they can get shoot, so while I agree I'd prefer some less strict rules, they signed up themselves to it.
>>25392269Nah, fuck off and stop policing other cultures smoothbrain.
>>25392282Me? I have no desire to force them to do anything I'll just stop watching them if I'm not entertained anymore, you are the one trying to force them to do shit.
>>25392284Not really.
>>25392269If you want western youtubers, go watch that shit, don't come and try to change the modus operandi of a whole company just because you want to see relationships but with anime girls.
Congratulations Fall Guyschad, I'm happy for you.
>>25392284watame just has no luck. Ahoy! is literally about to hit 1m views and it's less than 2 weeks old
>>25392296Alcohol would be like medicine to that cute autist.
>>25392209>>25392282fuck off retardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e3WLgZS0nQ
>>25392274It's just chasing the latest trends.
>>25392302Fuck off this all started with the cabaret gen
>>25392284>original song vs first hololive cover of a crazy popular songI'm shocked
Roberu talked about this in his 10k sub celebration, which happened right after Holocomi. He compared the antagonistic view towards the idea of Hololive and Holostars interacting to when Idolm@ster debuted the first Side M group. How even when the members and the company say "nothing will ever happen between the male and the female idols" fans will be upset over the idea purely because the existence of men makes people instinctively think they'll get NTR'd since the option is now available. He understood the mentality Hololive fans would have towards the idea, even if he personally didn't agree to it. This, and him actually watching Non-Stop Story also became the reason why he started doing multiple streams a day, since he knew that he'd have to change his image before people could even think of accepting Holostars as a whole, let alone entertain the idea of him interacting with any of the girls.
>>25392224>OOT>Fall guysIt's nice to be an aquafag>>25392284>cover of a popular song retard
>>25392293>本ゲームは GHI Media LLC dba Devolver Digital のガイドラインに則って配信・収益化を行なっております
>>25392244Sure, nijis are declining because the interact with males, not because there are 99999 characters and they keep adding more. Retard.
>>25392317Mikochi.... come back...
>Watamefags blaming it on luckLol
>>25392301So you're just moralfagging online to sate your ego? I'm sorry to say that idols or whoever you're going on a social crusade for doesn't need your help.>I mean I don't need to know how they feel to know that no one would like to have the pressure of knowing that if people ever find out you are in a relationship like any normal person your career is fucking over.Stop projecting yourself onto others you narcissistic fuck.
>>25392302That's kinda true which is also fucked up from their side, that's why I said the whole gachi koi thing is manipulative as fuck from their side. It's a messed up system.
>>25392319It's not a coincidence that they are the most popular and highest earning one
Homofaggots just sad that a hologirl who just debuted got more sub counts than all of their faggots combined. They want to leech off the girls
>>25392297Yes, how adventurous, playing the same game literally every vtuber outside of Hololive is playing right now.
>>25392284Just be glad Watame's doing well, numberfag. She could be in a worse position.
>>25392323I love Roberu now wtf
>>25392297Lets not pretend she wasn't going to play APEX earlier and that she didn't just play it the previous day before that. Also lets not pretend she didn't play 51 that day too.
NOW YOU WILL ALL SEE THE POWER OF FALLCHADS
>>25392224what's the deal with this game, why do people want holos to play it
>>25392319not really anon, they have always said they are an idol agency and sold it like that, they agree when thy join, if they don't like it there is nijisanji and a lot of other vtuber groups, it's not that hard. are you perhaps a newfag who bough the cabaret gen narrative?
>>25392305>force them to let them be
>>25392333Well, they are mostly spics.
>>25392323Unrelated but just checked his scheduled bar roberu stream... wtf is that guest???
>>25392307>just because you want to see relationships but with anime girlsExcept I don't want that you cunt, I just want to know that if they ever leak the fact that they are dating someone their fucking careers won't end
>>2539232399% of the fans are fine with it anyways. Good for Roberu for thinking about it though, but honestly nothing bad has come out of it even once.
>>25392341>She could be in a worse positionBut she should be in a better position and that's what I'm curious aboutWhat do others have that she doesn't? She has plenty of charm and skill to go around.
>>25392345It's a fun and silly game that is good streamer bait
>>25392317Mikochi is more than my girlfriend! she is my life!
>>25392329You're acting like all of them declining instead of just the girlsThe boys are doing fine and even better than ever
>>25392345FOTM
>>25392349They can do whatever they want, including not collabing with dudes, what is so hard to understand about that.
>>25392354You better not be talking shit about Akkun
>>25392339The girls don't need to boys to make bank. The faggots on the other hand are begging on their knees for cross gender collaboration to save their fuccbois from fading into the abyss of obscurity.
>>25392323I'd be happy for Roberu to cuck me with my oshi. Only Roberu though.I'm a Matsurifag so that's not really saying much.
>>25392323Why our son is so based?
>>25392334Pffft how the fuck is that narcissism you idiot, it's common fucking sense. Something you and all idolfags clearly lack.
If you want purity, stick to 2D. It's unrealistic and unfair to put those expectations on 3D.
>>25392284her rap song have 1M if that makes you feel better, Bubble Love is still the best song
>>25392348I think it's time to post THAT>maimoto collabs>shota collabs>radio collabs>cover collabsDon't tell me you took the AKB comment literally?
>>25392367What if I do anyways?
>>25392317I love mikoti!!
>>25392366Nothing. Just as there is nothing hard to understand about them being failures as women.
>>25392340Still branching out.
>>25392374It's clearly narcissism, and you yourself realized that and are now lashing out while refusing to accept the truth. They don't need your fucking help. Get over yourself.
>>25391561Nothing much. Everyone after her is going to be very interesting, though.
>>25392377Do it and blow all those posters here out of their seats.
>>25392356>99% of the fans>he doesnt know
>>25392359Talent and effort aren't always rewarded especially in a popularity contest. Deal with it.
>>25392383Nice projecting
>>25392375If 3D want to LARP as 2D, it's 2D rules.
>>25392380You know they have lives outside of streaming you autist
>>25392345its visually appealing and makes for good reactions
>>25392356Honestly it's really hard to judge whether if it had an effect or not.Hololive girls are growing way faster than Nijisanji that's for sure, and I don't know if having male collab is affecting gachikoi spendings.Fubuki was having pretty low supacha earnings before right? Can't say it's for any one reason for sure
>>25391561Nene...
>>25392378Nothing I can do about that, but the guy is fun, can't wait to see him on bar Roberu
If you guys want a collab why not have a collab with pets of all Holos?
>>25392242I like how this post went unnoticed
>>25392375But my Mikochi is 3D!
>>25392389ok, tourist
how long do u think it'll take for aqua to get #1 in fall guys?
You'd think anyone following chuubas would've grown used to the idea that they all mostly play the same games by now.
>>25392394Ne…
>>25392388What's coco's talent aside from brainwashing?
>>25392396Will Kanata participate
>>25392400I'm not one but I'd rather be that than a insane weirdo like you
>>25392345Looks like a very unorthodox Battle Royale, in the loosest sense.
>>25392377Anon collabing with a guy doesnt have anything to do with the idol image in the vtuber scene, new to the hobby?
>>25392400If he's a tourist on idolfaggotry, that makes him superior to you.
>>25392396Because Towa has a dog...
You guys can't just keep all these girls captive in the idol industry against their will. Set them free so they can all fail to make a living on NND again.
>>25392317Reminder that she's faking it, Miko hates men. She doesn't like you.https://youtu.be/-S5E41mrTEo?t=60
>>25392405I'm still surprised at how many people want them to play games that aren't translated or genres that have practically zero fanbase in Japan.
>>25392323our son may joke and make silly noises all stream sometimes but hes got a good head on his shoulders
>>25389763Is it time to invest in Niji Homocoin?
>aqua moved her stream back an hourwtf
>>25392409Do sheepfag Coco antis really exist?
>>25392412You are an insane weirdo though, one who gets off to white knighting for streamers or whoever the fuck making bank.
Fall guys is a shit game for streamers. People will snipe and instakill or defend you. How is it interesting?
>>25392393Fubuki never thanks the supacha one by one, and people want to be validated.
>>25392415I feel like you haven't seen the last 500 posts anon
>>25392387depends which one really...rushia's fans have a high number of purists... while somebody like choco would probably have way less
>>25392377That YAGOO AKB translated video really got taken out of context so bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlpxiYRjy2sHES OUR WINNING SON
>>25392397Everything that goes against the narrative will be ignored.
>>25392323>Holos and Homos having friendly talks and playing gamesfine>Holos and Homos getting pairednot fineNo sane person wants to watch couples flirt. ntr or not, it feels like invading somone's privacy or getting third wheeled
>>25392417She wouldn't be invited anyway.
>>25392436HA
>>25392409She’s the best content creator hololive has.
>>25392425sup
>>25392436Oh shit, it beginsWhich holos are actually good at platformers?
>>25392436What a fucking piece of shit, he saw Aqua was going to play.
>>25392424FUCK
>>25392436Bros, who was that spammer? How powerful is he?
>>25392420That's the best part! I hate men too!
Having a collab with males sometimes doesnt bring them more backlash than some autist retard pressing dislike, but they sold the image of idols and gachikois want them pure even if its an act, thats a fact and they do it willingly, cope anons face reality.
>>25392448MEME REVIEW
>>25392427It's honestly less about "white knighting" and more about hating delusional fools like you or anyone that would give a fuck about something as dumb as some entertainer they'll never meet being in a relationship. It's so incredibly retarded.
>>25392436Cover you mad lad! They got the permission!
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