/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>2590527
Remi?

>>2590595,1
Nah, just messing around, seeing if I can write a convincing female anonymous. Still needs improving, but I liked the mosquito thing. Seems like a real nickname kids would give a poor undeveloped girl which would remain on the back of her head forever, even if she grew up to become proud of herself. She will always be that flat girl that the rest of the class ignores.
Still needs more work, but I don't think I'll keep testing it out in /jp/. Too much potential for madness.

>seeing if I can write a convincing female anonymous
Don't.

Just don't do it.

>>2590595,3
For the game. That whole route is pointless if I can't get it right.

>Seems like a real nickname kids would give a poor undeveloped girl
I've only seen that on doujins.
I've never known anyone IRL who would address a female like that.

>>2590595,5
I knew a mosquito bites. Classmates called her that, until of course she developed overnight like it happens with growing girls.
Of course, I grew up during the late 90's so the rage among the girls wasn't breast size anyway, but how thin they were. Later on it was how wasted they could get with their faked IDs and how old their boyfriends were.
One of them hooked up with a CS teacher that quit the school just to be with this 15 year old girl. People really abuse the low age of consent around here...

Anyway, lots of stories from my time, not that many that I can use.

>>2590595,4
>For the game. That whole route is pointless if I can't get it right.
It's shit. The last time I checked, the female anon in AND was not a friggin attention whore. "So flat ;_;?" Please, that's worse than my worst posts, and that's saying a lot.

Will you stop riding on the coattails of AND already? It was a cute short fanfic you wrote a long time ago. Please stop pretending you won the Nobel Prize in Literature for it. Either deliver or stop talking about it, the whole "Je suis un artiste" deal is just obnoxious.

Seriously, you know you're doing something very wrong when you're being accused of attention whoring by a person with "(Girl)" in the name field.

>>2590595,6
He teaches Counterstrike for a living and has a 15 year old GF?

>>2590595,8
You're probably making a joke, but just in case you're not, CS is computer science.

>>2590595,7
I'm aware.
But to be fair, I could be far more annoying.

>Je suis un artiste
I should get a beret...

I'll keep what you say about attention whoring in mind. Specially since it's not the first time you've said so.
And you're right, attention whore version doesn't work. Past attempts were better.

Wish sage was implemented in the ghost side. Feel like answering, but not bumping. Oh, well...

>>2590595,10
Turn one the chat box, boyfriend
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>>2590595,10
You're doing it again, idiot.

>>2590595,12
How the fuck does this work then!?

>>2590595,10
I'm sorry I was so harsh, but I actually liked the female anon in AND.

AND???
Is that a story?
I thought you just didn't have an understanding of sentence structure and order.

>>2590595,15
Do you not come to /jp/ at all or are you just trying to troll because all the 13 year old cool kids are doing it?

>>2590595,16
I do come to /jp/, but I seriously don't get the reference.
I'm ashamed.

>>2590595,7
Girl. Opinion. CANNOT COMPUTE.

>>2590595,18
More like:
>un artiste

Masculine... followed by feminine. CANNOT COMPUTE.

>>2590595,19
Artiste is a feminine form?
I thought that was as masculine as you can get in French.

>>2590595,20
Yeah, I realized that afterwords. I was thinking it was artist/artiste.

Translated french old literature to english does truly sound amasing.

Great God! I thought, whelmed with horror, this must then be the cemetery, as indeed I was told, into which those murderers fling their victims; they have scarcely gone to the bother of covering them with earth!... this skull perhaps belongs to my dear Omphale, perhaps it is that of the unhappy Octavie, so lovely, so sweet, so good, and who while she lived was like unto the rose of which her charms were the image. And I, alas! might that this have been my resting place!