/jp/ - Otaku Culture

きｔら！！！

I love this menhera.

I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!

I love Aqua!

Early Kaichou

んなあああああ

Your yubis
Hand them over

Shion yo

>>26036196
That's what the threads already are, whenever anyone says something about a holo that their fans don't like, they get called a falseflagger or a shitposter. If you insult the holostars you're a falseflagger, if you insult Kanata, Fubuki, Flare, Ayame, etc. you're a falseflagger.

Can't wait for reddit posts being linked.
reddit screencaps being posted.
twitter screencaps from literal randoms.
Discord screenshots.
Non-vtuber youtube videos.
Random youtube comments.
being posted in this thread

shion-yo....

pity sex with pekora!

Submit to Mel !

>>26036354
Imagine meeting her and the first she does is hold your hand as she starts spilling spaghetti

https://youtu.be/3UV8OZj2olg
I love Towa.

Watame can't stop winning

Whoa, it's Coco in real life!

Nenechi...

How is it possible that Subaru is the only interesting and entertaining member from Gen 2?

>Coco brings on her "friends" to spout catchphrases so she can get showered in super chats
I hate this bitch

>>26036372
Whore

want to breed

SHION IS SO CUTE I LOVE SHION!!!

I'm sorry I underestimated you Shion, you're actually really entertaining let me hug you.

Remember to take a break from sitting every couple of hours to avoid blood clots.

>>26036364
So you don't know what falseflagging is
Sugoi

>>26036367
>those toes
What the fuck

>>26036367
desire to breed...

>>26036372
shut up whore

>>26036364
stop falseflagging

>>26036384
FAT

>Your favorite holo
>How many months or years before she quits

>>26036393
$600

>>26036393
Shadman is a fucking hack anon

>>26036378

>>26036376
Jesus... Who's the literal skeleton on the right?

While many people may be concerned about their worsening list of fetishes when they begin to include things like "feet" or "armpits", I do wish to inform you that there is little to worry about. These two fetishes lead directly into seemingly-worse fetishes such as a sweat fetish or body odor fetish, but this is again merely a great misconception. For you see, when you have begun to dream of smelling or licking your oshi you are actually now at the closest point to forgoing any concerns about the superficial beauty of your oshi and are on the precipice of being attracted purely to her existence itself. Once you cross this threshold, you become immediately and completely immune to the base commotions of the masses such as anti-posting or roommate-posting and filled with a resolve that lets you wish everyone else can love their oshi as much as you do to your own.

So next time you imagine licking your oshi's sweaty armpits, or dunking your head in her laundry basket, or rubbing her feet on your face, or having your face replace her chair as the station of her rear: fear not. You are on your way to enlightenment and with it the joys of the purest oshi love.

>>26036393
finger toes!

Reminder that Marine hates heteros and breeders

Rushia made almost 10k dollars from her drinking stream. Is this gonna be the next meta of Hololive?
https://playboard.co/en/video/fBP0nyTtVqg

Minato Aqua
-Is a bitch who constantly berates and bullies her fans to the point of tears
-Hates her EOP audience (racist?) and talks shit about them with scathing sarcasm ("ha ha onion joke so clever")
-Thinks she's more intelligent than her audience and is just playing up the retard role, but is actually an arrogant retard suffering from Dunning-Kruger
-Sucks ass at games but pretends to be a real "gamer girl".
-Is scared shitless by Botan's arrival.
-Refuses to add Gen 5 to her channel for this reason.
-Never bathes
-Never collabs with her coworkers but readily collabs and flirts with people from rival companies, especially male streamers
-Korone and Pekora, two of the most wholesome streamers with large child audiences, hate her
-Friends with Kaguya Mea and Shiina Yuika, well-known to be walking STD biohazards even among vtubers
-Is very friend of Sasaki Saku. The whore that bullied Luna in her days in Nijisanji and made her leave
-Tried to ruin wholesome OkaKoro by stealing Okayu away from Korone
-Manipulated Okayu and forbade her from collabing with Pekora until recently.
-Talked shit to Okayu about her cat live on stream, then turned around and bought one herself.
-Literally whored out Marine as an apology for canceling a stream
-Completely and rudely dismissed Artia when all she wanted was her acknowledgment, tearing into her art and shitting all over her
-Provoked Sasaki into actually, physically IRL slapping her after a series of incendiary comments
-Stalked Lize and Rion on a train IRL, watched them silently and sent them creepy messages that made them feel unsafe and uncomfortable while doing so
-Fat midget (144kg, 44.5cm)
-Drug addict (does "Red Bull" constantly, "Red Bull" contains an addictive and potent psychoactive drug)
-Actually, genuinely slaps Hololive staff in the knees when she gets upset (physical assault is not cool)
-Is a terrible team player who abandons her teammates immediately in APEX and always blames them for her losses
-Killed Hanako
-Ruined the ARK server by destroying the Holotribe, basically killing the Ark fad and leaving Aki and Choco to fade into obscurity.
-Tried to ruin the Minecraft server by destroying everyone's hard work with TNT griefing until Sora put a stop to it.
-Completely disregarded Shion in their recent ARK collab and insulted her appearance, named a monkey "Shion" and started pretending like it was the real thing
-Disregarded her loyal fans to suck and SLRRRP a pro player's dick in Smash live on stream.
-Cried about it and hid behind Coco as a criticism shield.
-Pro-Skub
-Constantly makes false promises with her fans and lies to their faces (remember when she said she was going to play more Skyrim?)
-Completely ghosted a loyal fan on social media for daring to approach her
-Mooches off of her mom who she still lives with and forces her to cook meals. She even intentionally tried to poison her family with food once when she was forced to try to cook, so now they don't let her.
-Literal drooling retard (SLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP)
-Extremely inconsiderate, caused property damage to her neighbor's residence
-Horrible, loud, obnoxious screeching also blew up their eardrums
-Likes Re:Zero and SAO
-Favorite anime is Yosuga no Sora (she has an older, MALE brother)
-Completely ignored Watame on her birthday and refused to even acknowledge her as a person
-Clickbaited people to buy tickets for her SoloLIVE* (fake: *not even) concert by pretending to have amnesia
-Made Shion cry live on stream and then proceeded to mock and bully her for crying
-Saw that Marine was giving Shion attention so she got jealous and coerced Shion into doing a bunch of collabs
-Punched Okayu's water cooler in a fit of autistic rage. Bought one herself and named it Kirito.
-Didn't want to commute into work anymore so she decided to be a giant mooch and become an unwanted guest at Shion's house for several days

>>26036372
I'm sorry Melposter... You're the whore all along

>>26036380

How is everybody spending their Sunday afternoon? Just getting comfy with my waifu and enjoying some 'za n soda.

Shion yo...I want to member you but you're not always alive...

>>26036380
>Those friends end up being the most important part of that stream by far, despite hardly getting any time to speak over Coco

>>26036413
Didn't ask.

I want to admit: I don't watch Roboco often but whenever I do I think her voice is really cute

>>26036391
It's true though, I've never insulted the holostars while posting an image of a holo, yet despite this I always get called a pekora falseflagger

>>26036398
PUSSY

Whenever shion gets up from her chair I can only imagine her looking like this

>>26036406

https://files.catbox.moe/3dxlvu.mp4
MVP noises
https://files.catbox.moe/dxtw0x.mp4
Choco!

>>26036410
She only earns 20% of that.

It's really nice that Shion's anniversary has a seperate goods-only set. Never really cared about the voice works.

>>26036410
Rushia can make 10k dollars just from sneezing, it's not really a crazy situation

>>26036406

if i viciously stroked her horn back and forth, what would happen?

Is Roboco roleplaying in Craftopia?

>>26036417
fuck off.

>>26036390
Thanks debiru.
https://streamable.com/7ls1u7

>>26036417
based alien blaster guy

https://youtu.be/rRig3l1R2gg

>>26036410
Choco...

>>26036428
>resolution
I WANT TO TASTE

>>26036417
Why is there an alien blaster on your desk?

Sekksu.

Aqua, Rushia, Korone and Pekora are huge bitches behind the scenes

>>26036432
more like 35%

Would (You) spank a lion?

>>26036413
Based

>shion judges you while taking a piss

>>26036413
She also recently donated to a Nijisanji streamer after so many fans tried so hard to stick the "Nijisanji killer" moniker on her. This incredibly sexy and charming onion has no dignity.

How based am I guys? My memberships are: Subaru, Luna and Miko, in the future I'm also joining Nene!

>>26036397
If this is Aloe and Lamy is an educated prostitute what about the rest of gen5?

>>26036364
And if you openly like a holo, you also get called out as a falseflagger, a seamonkey, an EOP, a cuck, or your holo will be insulted as leech, whore, greedy bitch, EOP magnet etc. Discussing holos here are practically impossible at this point, and after the IP counter will reach 500 at the day of the HoloEN debut, we will crash and burn.

>>26036348
Does anyone here have this insane belief that Roboco irl is the worse and most terrible holo? Like she's an utterly trashy human being with a dark history?

>>26036432
35%

>>26036467
That was impressive stream to be honest.

>>26036444
Dang, she's got 4k views today. Is Craftopia boosting view numbers, her numbers seem relatively high recently.

>>26036417
Why do Americans always have hand moisturiser on their desk near their PC? Why not in the bathroom or something?

>>26036417
I was watching Shion now I'm going to go to McDonalds

>>26036425
Imagine being this new and trying to meta post.

>>26036432
35%

>>26036422
Thanks for watching her

>>26036469
polka: does it for free
botan: too ugly
nene: pure

>>26036459
>>26036475
Coco confirmed yesterday it's only 20%

>>26036455
I bet she wishes she still had her dildo now

>>26036372
To be honest, I always thought about the Melposter as a dirty cockhungry whore.

>>26036379
She's an honorary Gamer.

>>26036440
>>26036430
Hello? Google? Your bots broke again.

>>26036417
Please tell me you heat your lotion for maximum effect and not your food.

>>26036417
Nice to see you're enjoying your 3 day weekend /smg/ bro!

https://youtu.be/pf_kQ-KQK1g
Man, I loved watching Korone play Yakuza 0

>>26036485
Youtube takes 30%
Hololive takes 50%(of the remaining 70%)
it's 35/35

>>26036413
I hate this bitch

>>26036485
Google takes 30%, leaving 70%, cover takes 50% of that which is 35% leaving 35% for Coco

>>26036413
https://files.catbox.moe/t0cpmu.webm

>>26036417
>cocofags

>>26036485
No it's
>Youtube takes 30%(70% left)
>Cover takes 50% of what's left(35% left)
>Holos get the rest(35%)

>>26036459
35% is their cut. They have to pay taxes after that too.

>>26036485
mathletchama...

>>26036500
w-wait a second..

Soon every hololive is gonna have a reddit account. HoloEN is gonna debut with reddit accounts. Its all over.

>>26036490
Bold of you to assume she only had one dildo.

Ahoy!

>>26036376
holy frickin crap lois

>buys a water cooler
>names it Kirito
>drinks Kirito's fluids
what did she mean by this?

>>26036485
>20% schizo is at it again
God shut the fuck up

>>26036402
Oh? You're approaching me, aru?

Kurokami's bday utawaku earlier if you've missed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwc5szQMfm8

Other Kurokami covers:
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1wJ41117ur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvysqSaQPwo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqXuR9LlGDI

>>26036500
Korosan seems a little... off, did she have a fight with Okayu?

>>26036481
Is that a Hayasaka wallpaper?

hello my friend

>>26036500
>debut july 26th
jesus christ

>>26036516
still a lot of money when you think about how much they're making. Plus they get a normal salary, though this number is unknown.

>>26036403
Yudzuki Choco

Still think about Kaoru from time to time. He would have saved us all.

>>26036505
Cocochama also pays money to the American government.

>>26036532
yes

>hololive fans literally funding jewgle by simping
Explain this

>>26036413
This just makes me love her more because 99 percent of this is because of her genuine autism

>>26036482
Now you're being too obvious.

>>26036537
Don't forget members too.

>>26036378

>>26036380
Those friends get superchats from her gachikois in their next stream so it's a fair deal

>>26036490
how did a literal 15 yo manage to buy dildos?

>>26036481
Egg mcmuffin onegai

>>26036520
I fucking hate reddit.

>Me stalking Polka's likes as usual
>Remember that there's a group collab with every gen 5 today
>Polka likes Aloe group pic as usual
>Lamy suddenly liked a group pic with her on it
>Nene also has liked a group pic with Aloe as well
>Botan who used to avoid group pics with Aloe has liked some pics with her on it
My heart... Arigatou, minna!

Dead hours are saved thanks to Rob-

>>26036526
It's pretty apparent that she likes Kirito I think

>>26036544
based

Please post みんなぁぁ webms, haven't heard Miko's in a while

Roboco really liked this game

Astel's autism always gets me

>>26036410
>next meta
It was always meta anon.

Is YouTube starting videos in the lowest fucking quality possible for anyone else? I'm always having to change it from 140p to 1080p for Holo streamers lately...

>>26036500
Ye, I rather watch link related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMTfG3lpkrA

>>26036500
>inukai purin
You can't make this shit up

>>26036500
It's one thing to use the general outline, it's something else entirely when you even use the same color scheme.

>>26036410
Hopefully, that Noel drinking stream was pure gold

>>26036531
>>26036500
>>26036519
milk chocolate v. dark chocolate koronet

>>26036552
with her money at the dildo store?

>>26036419
I still can't believe this live actually happened. I remember thinking back in spring when I fell in love with their singing, how nice it would be, yonkisei getting 3D models, performing on a stage with each other. It seemed so far away back then. Jokes about them never getting 3D because of the plague and so on. And now I was here to see it happen and it was everything I ever wanted. This really is the magic of Hololive. This is what Subaru meant by "making the viewers' dreams come true". Idol outfits and cross-gen lives in them is the next one, and it seems so far away right now too.

>>26036427
https://streamable.com/lt1b2f

>>26036473
https://streamable.com/rhes2x

23.12.2019
>She's M
>She gets horny when it's almost time to sleep since that's when she usually flicks the bean
>Talked about how she squirted like crazy the first time she got fingered by her friend's brother's friend in Middle school and hasn't been able to squirt by herself since
>Went on a trip to Kyoto with her friend and had Skype sex with her boyfriend on the bed her friend was going to sleep on. However she couldn't cum cause she was too worried about her friend coming back
>Talks about her favourite place to masturbate being on her bed but she needs a sheet and bath towels underneath
>Recently, well not recently since we already broke up, but he (ex-boyfriend) gradually got better and was able to make me cum like crazy
>Friend:I see...
>It was great... At most, he made me cum like 14? or 15 times? Isn't that crazy? You know there's that thing called "ahegao" right? I thought it was all acting and fake but when you cum over 10 times it really happens. Words weren't even coming out properly...
>Her friend kissed her on stream
>They talk about ideal sex situations they want to be in. Aloe wants her partner to keep going even when she tells them to stop.
>Really funny moment where she half jokes about taking her friend to a love hotel and using her "God finger" to make her cum which she then says her friend won't be able to cum without her afterwards
>Lots of viewer interaction where asks them how many times they fap a day or what their ideal sex situations are like

>>26036413
Would you look at this Autism...

Astel going international! We made it bros!!!

Astel speaking to burgers in a BR game... It reminds me of... Who does it remind me of? I fee like I've lost something I once loved...

Why do you people call everyone a schizo? Are you actually schizos yourselves?

Youtube take a 30% of the superchats and membership.

Cover take 50% of that 70%

The rest goes to the VA of your favorite holo, a total of 35%

But you need to count taxes, 23% if your income above 636,000 yen yearly. If you are a foreign working in japan that the double amount in taxes by law, a 46% of taxes, this only apply to Coco

If you income is 40 million yen per year or more, then the tax is 45%, this apply to the top earners in hololive

So your holo actually make 26.95% if she is choco, roboco or someone that earn a low amount of donations

Probably you are fan of Pekora, Aqua, Rushia, Watame, they get a 19.25% of your superchats, for every 100 dollars in akasupa you send, she get 19,25 dollars

That is without counting the cost of paying a manager, transport, food, rent, and the use of equip that belongs to Cover and every time you breach your contract there is a premium to pay from your part.

I'm gonna fuck Aloe back to life

>>26036552
how did I buy cigs and beer at 14

>>26036526
To be fair I'd suck off Kirito too

https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1302665016156418049

>Cover in charge of handling the audio mixing

>>26036526
I want to STARBURSTO STREAM right inside aquas fat pussy

Does anyone know what the "birthday commemorative acrylic panel" that was included in senchou's birthday set looks like?
Since it says it's drawn by rurudo, is it the same art that's on the postcard?

>>26036520
Maybe we'll get lucky and HoloEN will make the redditors fuck off

>Coco at AFA station confirmed that you're basically give money to the Japanese government because of how much they take via taxes
>Wanted to start a religion to avoid paying taxes but got shot down by management
This is why I almost never give superchats. Just membership.

Day 39 Thread #2

Still waiting for Mikochi!

>>26036478
They don't have foreskins

Penis onegai

Astel is suprisingly composed!

>>26036417
Fat

>>26036603
OK but what does that have to do with moisturiser?

>>26036569
>Even her left shoulder is exposed

>>26036500
disgusting
this is why I hate white 'people'

5th gen collab bans are lifted this week right?

>>26036565
can't talk to girls
can't talk to NPCs from GTA playing BR
when will he catch a break

Astel... Your newfound friends...

Nenechi...

>>26036364
do you know what falseflags are

>>26036500
>>26036519
>>26036501
>>26036536
>>26036569
>>26036571
You dumbass that's Korone alter

God I want her to crush my cocknballs with her titan grip

high spec sex

>>26036611
How naive?

how can they even compete

>>26036588
KNOCK ME UP

>>26036500
eenagummy croney

>astel speaking english confidently and then ignoring all subsequent questions because he doesn't udnerstand them
They just want to follow your channel and play together...

>>26036355
>>26036604

>>26036500
>Location: Philippines
Fucking indogs. Even chinks are not this shameless.
Still subscribed though.

>>26036470
>And if you openly like a holo, you also get called out as a falseflagger, a seamonkey, an EOP, a cuck, or your holo will be insulted as leech, whore, greedy bitch, EOP magnet etc.
Not the case at all, at worse people will call you out on cringeposting, but unless it's one of the holos that's currently being targeted by falseflagger most of the replies so sincere post are rather nice, specially from those who share your oshi

>>26036413
This mix of naratives and fact really shatters any possiblity that she has a bf.

>>26036618
He doesn't want burgers to watch his content. Fucking based.

>>26036211
Watame is still in the discovery phase for her music strengths. She has a long road ahead of her and judging by her Night Fevers, she is improving a lot. She's a huge Junky fan so for now she's mainly aiming for the cute Jpop stuff but i feel her skills have a much further reach. I want to hear her sing rock, folk, new-age/ambient and so much more. so far I'm enjoying the view, watching her dreams slowly come true.

>>26036549

Nene might be the least subscribed to among the new girls, but she's brought me the most joy.

>>26036626
I don't get what you're talking about?

>>26036563
I really like Roboco!

>>26036622
are you talking about korone negro?

>>26036575
>dildo store
lol no way dildo stores exist

>>26036468
Pretty based. How's Subaru membership, what kind of content is she streaming there? I know she did a movie watch and an utawaku lately, is it a frequent thing?

>>26036591

>>26036591
Hopefully when holos themselves start complaining about shitty audio in 3D they will do something. Of course nothing will be fixed, Cover is a tech company after all.

>>26036586
Holy based

What exactly compels people to ritualpost? I don't mean just in these threads, across ALL generals on this shitty website.

I just want to get some insight on the inner machinations of the mind of a depraved ritualposter.

>>26036639
shiko shiko~

>>26036417
HAHAHAHA THE ALIEN BLASTER GUY. Now where's our swords guy. And handgun guy who start it

>>26036623
Cute!

>>26036579
wtf i love Aloe now

>>26036628
clownshoes

>>26036500
>>26036615
She's a FLIP..THAT'S A FUCK SEA

>>26036655
So they have to use it to masturbate? Really? holy shit

>>26036372
Now it's not a choice!
https://streamable.com/981cxh

>>26036640
shes a cute dumpling
https://files.catbox.moe/o10qx0.webm

>>26036555
I don't feel any healing at all. It's like aloe's ghost will haunt 5thgen and us forever...

>>26036656
How about you go back to redit?

>>26036647
Maybe Sora got her mixing equipment and started learning doing it just because of Cover's incompetence?

>>26036621
>they get called a falseflagger or a shitposter
>or a shitposter
>or a shitposter
Do you know what falseflags are? Posting a holo reaction image while insulting a different holo doesn't make you a faleflagger.

>>26036656
Social media generation. Enjoy.

>>26036552
order it online, or you know just walk into the sex shop and buy it, if there's no cop around they don't give a shit

>>26036656
When people say ritual posters are mentally ill they aren't joking.

>>26036623
Is this one new? nice

>>26036635
what happened?

>>26036668
[REDACTED] is within the shot of this clip, please do not post it ever again

>ywn eat empanadas with nene
...

>>26036552
>noooo not the heckin 15 year old that's probably masturbated for five years already, how can she possibly own a dildo?

>>26036627
BEFORE YOU GO GO

Welcome

please don't tell me craftopie is the new FOTM? this game looks like some chink beta shit

>>26036591
>have to pay for every component of their covers / originals themselves
>don't have to pay for have 3D events at the studio BUT
>now they have to pay to actually get competent staff at the studio instead of Cover staff
cover... your 35% cut...

>>26036673
I wouldn't be surprised.

>Coco goes to her room after a long ARK collab
>her body is producing extra testosterone as she comes down from all the excitement
>hears moaning coming from her room
>thinks someone's trying to steal her new mattress
>enters to Kanata's butt raised in the air and the sheep's legs spread apart
>they don't notice her in the doorway
>stands there mesmerized by the sight before finally noticing her hand under her skirt
>slowly makes her way over
>Coco makes her way over and begins to pleasure Kanata
>her small frame shakes in pleasure as she can tell Coco is hornier than usual
>dragon continues eating out Kanata making long tongue stroke across her tiny slit before putting two fingers in
>noticing this small angel is putty in her hands, Coco gives her a light spanking and tells her to cum as hard as she can
>Kanata cant help herself as her moans intensify into almost screams of pleasure
>afraid of what the neighbors would think, Watame sits up and locks lips with her until she finally releases all over Coco's fingers
>Watame just smiles and giggles at her before releasing her
>Coco stands up and licks her hand then says "why don't we give her the Holohouse welcome?"
>Kanata smiles and helps the sheep off the bed telling her to stand up and enjoy herself
>Coco stares intensely in her eyes before locking lips
>then uses one hand to massage Watame's breast while using the other to gently stroke her from the waist down
>Kanata decides to see why everyone speaks so highly of them and begins making her way up the sheep's arm with gentle kisses before raising it and licking her armpit running her tongue along the crease
>Coco, lips still locked with the sheep, opens one eye to see Watame's rolling back in her head
>she smiles and taps Kanata on the head to give her the signal that Watame is primed and ready
>both girls then get on their knees
>Coco goes for the front while Kanata goes for the back
>Watame now being attacked on both ends can barely keep her balance never having felt this kind of pleasure before
>balances herself by running her hands through both the girls' hair before even she cant take anymore
>Watame tries her best to get the words out but is in too much pleasure to do "I'm...I think..."
>Coco looks up to see Watame in intense pleasure, her cheeks red as fire as she tries to keep from making too much noise
>Kanata smiles as she tongue spears the sheep's other hole, massaging her buttcheeks and stretching them open as she does making Watame even weaker as it seems her knees are about to buckle from the experience
>Coco knows what this means as she begins licking Watame and fingering herself more aggressively
>the sights the sounds and smells all clash as Watame's moans grow louder before she finally grips Coco and Kanata's hair and closes her eyes as she cums harder than she ever has before
>blindsighted by this act, Coco's hand begins fingering even faster as she cums as well
>finally all 3 of them fall over in pleasure, breathing heavily
>Kanata suggests they all take a shower together like old times
>they share stories of PPTrio and past streams before Watame asks if it'd be all right if she could stay the night
>Kanata doesn't give her time to answer as she leads her back into Coco's room and jumps on the bed then pats either side of her encouraging both girls to get in as well
>Watame gladly lays down before Coco sighs and follows suit
>soon find themselves drifting off to sleep before Coco hearings a small crinkling followed by a crunching
>"Watame what are you doing?"
>she doesn't reply as the crunches turn quieter
>"if you're gonna eat chips in bed at least share"

>イメージボードです
>画像を投稿することを許可されています
かわいい

>>26036586
in other words, buy the fucking merchandise!

>>26036384
>>26036392
Why do you talk like this about lesbians?

>>26036597
Towa (forma roja)....

>>26036579
Sounds like a fun girl

>>26036668
she's a delicious dumpling

>>26036586
That's why nijichads only buy merch.

>>26036688
is this a white thing? normal people dont masturbate until they are 17-18 year old

>>26036432
even when you only give them 20% that's still way more than most people make. Rushia last month made $108,995.86, assuming she only gets 20% of that, that's still nearly $22k a month, which is ridiculously high. Considering Rushia's channel has only been around for a little over a year now and she's made $834,424.91, that would mean she still makes over $166k a year before any taxes or bills she pays, which is more than most people could ever hope to make in year. These people who act like Cover is forcing these girls to live off of pennies are absolutely ridiculous, these girls make insane amounts of money.

Superchats are pooled and they get bonus from how much they earned.

>>26036465
>shion judges you while pissing in your mouth

Almost all the whores stopped streaming, give me one good reason you aren't watching our boy astel.

>>26036627
her ears are disgusting

Didn't read lol

>>26036586
I'm disappointed this wall of text wasn't this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msDuNZyYAIQ

>>26036445
Watching Roboco always comfy.

>>26036656
Complaining about ritualposts is a ritual post.

>>26036706
>normal people dont masturbate until they are 17-18 year old

gonna need some bigger bait

>>26036348
Eugene's in her 3rd year now:
https://twitter.com/achan_UGA/status/1302622620752343041

Tune in to Sora's 3rd year live later:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPlKT418bKA

>>26036656
I used to post flanfly every night for 3 months in 2011
At first I just wanted to beat the (then) current guy posting it at 2am, but after about a week I think he noticed so he just left quietly and I was stuck with the job. I kept at it because it was for a while, but it got tiring after a while. When I noticed someone else was starting to do it too, I stuck for a while longer just to make sure he was commited to it and then I left too.

>>26036591
>The temperature difference between the pudding and the temperature of the pudding makes you cold.
words from the heart

>>26036602
Link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm7Ia91Q6zE&feature=youtu.be

>>26036692
Watame even tweeted that she will study harder in order to be able to request the right settings in the future... What the fuck is wrong with the company when the talent have to do almost everything from public relations to sound mixing to tech?

>>26036591
Jesus, no wonder the sheep wants to do everything herself. lyrics, compositions etc.

>>26036691
these mobs are weak shit lmao roboco just slapping anubis's shit while they try to run off the tower

>>26036706
Anonchama...

Coco can afford a 9000 bucks bed
They are rich as fuck

>>26036706
Girls especially can start from as soon as 8 and not realise what it is they're doing. Shut the fuck up retard

>>26036682
He was on voice chat with randos. He told them he's a youtuber and they were acting all nice asking his channel name and wanting to play together. Astel ignored them because he didn't understand.

>>26036695
Stop i already fapped 2 times to this

>>26036717
>numpad on the left
what the actual fuck

>>26036710
h-hot

>>26036500
She barely talks. How is this getting 3.5k

What do you think Shion's panties smell like? Would you wear them on your face like bane?

>>26036682
Some burger guys asked him in game the name of his youtube channel. Astel was talking to them before but after that question went silent.

>>26036717
Meant to
>>26036445
I'm retarded

>>26036555
I only want to hear her voice again...

>>26036714
>not wanting to use them as handlebars
how gay

>>26036705
I've noticed this. I was wondering why someone like Lulu with her sub/view count wasn't getting much if any superchats...makes sense now.

>>26036726
fuck off

>>26036699
Doesn't merchandise also have distribution and production cuts?
Did any holo ever say merchandise is the best way to get them money?

>>26036673
My thoughts exactly. I really hope Kanata picks that up as well, she already seem to know something about arranging and mixing music.

>>26036579
Which movie###.mp4 this is?

>So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made mde feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."

>He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

>His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not fucking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Pekora.

>>26036500
What a cute desig-
>flip

Is Luna a deep and well written character?

>>26036741
anonchama... that's total views.

>>26036748
how does she wear the headphones with those massive ears

>>26036555
what could have been...

>>26036754
Voice packs don't have this issue, they are by far the best way to support them

>>26036586
Really puts the superchat wanking into perspective. Yeah bro I drained 80% of my SC into google, the japanese government, and c*ver

>>26036746
>>26036417
Ok, Im unironically autist, I can't see the numbers

>>26036744
Astel...

>>26036759
Nose...

>>26036576
hopefully with the money some of them are making now, even if Cover remains utterly incompetent, maybe they will let the girls commission their idol outfits themselves

it'd probably be more efficient and have better results than the stuff Cover normally does.

>>26036723
It will be KINO. Can't wait.

Reminder that the 20% is a narrative made by n*j*fags and /vyt/ refugees to stop you from sending superchats.

Enjoy waiting 8 months for that merch.

>>26036724
Imagine meeting the flanfly poster almost a decade later
Hope's life treating you well

>>26036656
No idea, i find it mostly funny, i still miss sakura fish.

>>26036706
>>26036733
>8
try 2, and no there's no abuse involved, some kids just figure out it feels good and do it all the time causing their parents to freak out

>>26036758
Based legacy meme poster

>>26036708
It's not even their only source of income. But it's also not a job that will last for long.

>>26036759
Nariz...

>>26036537
Coco made a total of about $200,000 from SC. That may sound like a lot if you don't consider that a couple of partnerships with literally who companies would net her more. Aqua likely earned more with a single sololive too. In the long run superchat is a bad meme.

>>26036656
this is my favorite ritual post

>>26036744
he knows they will laugh at him being anime...

>>26036754
Best way is to buy her a present, cover and youtube don't get anything.

>>26036579
Hot...aloe...love...

Who is you favorite holo? For me? It's the most superchatted girl in the world.

>>26036759
I want Nose girlfriend so bad... Nose...

>>26036758
https://youtu.be/JgrpFT7yvBc

>>26036500
This is as off topic as it gets. Absolutely fuck all to do with holos.

>>26036723
how the fuck does ankimo have a channel and friend a doesn't

Did you fall for your fav holo already?

>>26036785
this has given me an idea for a new ritual post...

>>26036759
Nose...

>>26036555
I-is this the sign?

RBC killed anubis again

>>26036717
>bought an expensive setup
>crashes during chuuba tournament
Oh ho ho, nice setup youve got there Roboco

>>26036759
鼻…

>>26036796
Ankimo is a fucking chad

>>26036597
Its the same as the postcard but bigger. Also that's not even marine?

>>26036760
Yes. She is the most complex and human holo. People who are filtered by her gimmick are missing out on the greatest streamer to ever grace the internet.

>>26036804
fat ass...

>>26036765
That's a good question, maybe that's why she quit. Cover realised she's a fraud

>>26036775
>narrative
That's right. It's 20%... at best. Cover taking 50/50 of SC money is the lowest estimate.

>>26036717
Roboco suck at everything especially APEX. I don't forgive what she do to HPS

>>26036717
>numpad on the left
my brain is a fuck

>>26036792
Towa...

>>26036724
im assuming im wrong since im not a /jp/ resident, but didint flanfly used to get people banned at the start?

>>26036783
anon, nobody would ever say "$200k in less than a year" is a low number.

>>26036811
Damn Matsuri abandoned THAT?

Which hololive is the most likely to come to Brazil?

I just had a lucid dream about Senchou singing karaoke and I fingered her while she's singing

Thank you for reading my blog

>>26036758
That takes me back.

>>26036500
Same papa?

>>26036656
Forcing memes

If your shits good it will be continued by someone after 10 or so reposts

>>26036811
Damn, Matsuri gets to eat THAT?

>>26036811
shion is the OG sex goddess

>>26036417
>r*ddit
>coco
>hairdryer
nani the actual fuck

>>26036783
Nice headcanon

>>26036804
Siobros...
I miss her so much.

I'm currently watching bakatare fall guys. convince me to watch something better.

>>26036827
what song? it's important.

>>26036839
oooh a new sio I didn't have

nice

>>26036690
よこそPlanet of THE KANATAへ

>>26036826
Towa

>>26036824
I dropped that in SC just last month

>>26036827
Why do virgins always find fingering so hot? Rubbing a woman out is much hotter.

>>26036656
lack of moderation

>>26036811
Royal womb

>>26036586
now calculate how much value Hololive adds. since we got a concrete point of comparison.

>>26036827
go to sleep shion

>>26036579
Why did she have to leave...

>>26036826
Ayame

>>26036839
>read that as Soibros
Fucking goddammit.

I'm finally, officially a nousagi. I've waited for so long...
Thanks NordVPN.

>>26036846
Kek

>>26036778
>2
Riiight
Is that what your uncle taught you?

>>26036841
aloe vera...

>>26036849
Vinci...

>>26036840
don't, bakatare is great

>>26036858
that basically the same anyway

>>26036840
I'm coming through all of Sora's old content. Kinda sad that her old streams aren't up to watch though, mostly only her songs are available.

>>26036858
There's not really a difference.

>>26036552
Parent probably got it for her lmao

>>26036846

>>26036859
Now many ARS?

>>26036859
>VPN
Argentina.....

>>26036845
Treasure the fanarts fellow siobro. They may be all we have for a long time.

Superchat bad
Merchandise good.

>>26036839
Towa believes in her.

>>26036859
Based

DUHHH CRINGE CRINGE IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY DUHHH BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD PLAYER CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED ONIONS ONIONS SNOY ONIONS LOL ONIONS CRINGE BOOMER LE ZOOMER I AM BOOMER NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AAHEHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCK YOU SHITPOSTING I HONEST TO GOD FUCKING HOPE YOUR MOTHER CHOKES ON HER OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OOHHH I KNOW MY POST IS CRINGE ISN'T IT CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE CRINGFY CRINGE BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT CRINGE BASED CRINGE ZOOMER CRINGE ONION BASED BASED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26036850
because virgins are osu players and the fingers on our left hands are fucking jackhammers

>>26036811
Damn, Aqua gets to eat THAT?

>>26036783
>Aqua doesnt give a shit about streaming anymore after earning more from one sololive than her career streaming

>>26036874
50
>>26036876
Had no choice, it doesn't work in my country.

>>26036850
Huh? What's the difference? I thought rubbing out is term for male masturbation.

I sure like copypasta hours.

>>26036839
did she died?

>>26036586
It's about sending love, not money. More money = more love.

>>26036883
you're

>>26036873
Coco really like to shit on kanata uh

>>26036637
I think she sounds great at stuff like this, but she also said that she doesn't like singing ballads if you can count this as one.
https://youtu.be/mAoPWHBCnNc?t=4993

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Mano Aloe, CEO of SEX? I thought not. It’s not a story the Holos would tell you. It’s a SEX legend. Mano Aloe was the CEO of SEX, so powerful and so wise she could use the SEX to influence the antis to create SEX… She had such a knowledge of the SEX that she could even keep the ones she cared about from SEX. The dark side of the SEX is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. She became so powerful… the only thing she was afraid of was losing her SEX power, which eventually, of course, she did. Unfortunately, she taught her apprentice everything she knew, then her apprentice graduated her in her sleep. Ironic. She could save others from SEX, but not herself.

I want to fuck this bitch!

>>26036886
Notice that she's been taking lessons and has been singing more often after that sololive.

Turns out your oshi is a fucking whore (Aloe tier).
Who is she and would you still support her?

>there are people here who've never hear about the booger eater

I forgot Roboco use to love that trash Fartnite,no wonder she love this game that reuse asset from that game too.

>>26036690
I am too lazy to shop Kanata face on every single gorilla there