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I love Haachama!
I have been lonely ever since Mikochi left!
ENTER
AYAME AISHIITE!!!!https://streamable.com/i0fiqh
You are listening to my 歌枠 right anon?
okayu~n
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
Imagine being Flare and having to sit through Noel's karaoke when you have a date 羨ましい 。。。
I love Kanatan!
Aloe's armpit!
>>26318105Been a while since this.
>non split fag threadthis is the one
She has to be faking this.
Thinking or aboutt. Esl
Day 46 Thread #8Still loving Mikochi!
please don't ever post Pekora ever again
>>26318117that's why you drink.
I love Towa!
imagine whining about Luna's or Miko's voice and being ok with Haato's retarded fake ass baby babble
>>26318110No way, not when Haachama is going full dork.
haachama...
haachaama please
>>26318110Of course!
'tis a fine day to discuss Hololive talents in the Hololive thread
>australian education
Leave the eigo to me
How is hachan this bad at english. Isn't she going to school in aus? Does she use sign language to communicate there?
WE ARE FIGHTINGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EARSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>26318105I missed this guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX-X9wT86BU Moona
>>26318104That is honestly one of my favorite streams ever and I fucking hate coco.
Haachama...Your ego reps...
Die AloeDie Aloefags
Haato is just pretending
She came to live here beyond 3 years ago...
>>26318134GET OUT OF THE WAY AUNTIE
>>26318132Reminder that Aloe is an indie non-vtuber now so you should fuck off.
I can't do this English test
Nene is giving me flashbacks to strict piano tutors forcing a particular part to be repeated over and over again....
Lmao M.A.S.S is back pedaling so hard on info of Aloe. Made announcement about her roommate saying a new twitter account is impersonating her and linking yo the roommate account. Then deleted the link to roommate account. Then just straight up deleted the ancounement. They are afraid of the info getting out. She still has dick sashimi up.
LIGHTNING,LIGHT NOW
Minecraft laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxpv2lzXLM
>>26318137about
>>26318166Aloha!
Haachama you're meant to do english reps, not cheating reps...
So, Aloe's roommate is back and she seems fine, looks like she still wants to sing, even if she doesn't want to come back I'm glad we have some resolution this is a huge weight off my back
i dont understand her sister is legit fluent and she is pretty much illiterate
my theory is that she's hiding her true english ability to avoid getting recognized at her school
Wouldn't googling the question without the ... give you the answer?
>all these ESLs getting the answer wrong tooIt's really true that like oshi, like fan
International schools are a fucking scam
>>26318187The only thing that I care about is the fact that she's still gonna sing
>>26318110Yes Diva of my time
>>26318202nobody gives a shit
>>26318139Reminder that this degenerate has a huge folder of Marine fanart she probably schlicks to. Do not support homosexual activities.
>>26318134KEEP ON HOBBLIN WOMB GOBLIN
Quite a month ago.
>>26318139Do you ever go to sleep, anon? Please don't kill yourself from sleep deprivation before Mikoti is back.
Haachama your english reps...
Did Haachama's english regress?
I seriously don't know how Haachama is surviving in Australia. just pretending?
>>26318186She's so fucking strict on herself, these are literally better than 90% of holo utawakusNo wonder her lives are pretty much perfection
It's been 14 days since Mano Aloe "graduated"I will always remember herALOE LOVE
Truth: All Hololive Branches are equal.False: Only Hololive Main matters.
>>26318202go back
are people larping or do they actually think she is this dumb?
Man, even merely pretending in these threads gets tiring. How does Haachama do it?
SHION YO
>>26318173And she obviously make no Aussie friends who would help her learn.
>haachama "I pretend to be retarded" chama
>>26318245Then ask the faggot meidos to delete the Global thread.
>>26318239Well currently she wouldnt be able to leave her apartment thanks to the police state in victoria.
>>26318244Her roommate is back.
>>26318253It makes her money.
>>26318245IF SHES EN SHES A THOOOOOOOT
>>26318140Okay boss.
It's definitely just luck, but it is pretty amusing when Haachama gets a answer right that most of the people in her chat are getting wrong.
This is actually making fun of google translate stream, right? Please?
>>26318110Certainly
>>26318187I will cry if dick sashimi ever goes down. I didn't cry when she graduated but that will break me.
>>26318253She's truly a professional.
>>26317715>>26318082>>26317985Hope this is enough proof, I'm just glad she seems to be doing fine now. https://files.catbox.moe/9mo83m.mp4
>>26318259ESL-kun...
>>26318186Does it work though? Why can't it work with Japanese like that?
*Unlocks belt*
>undressIQ dropping
https://twitter.com/houshoumarine/status/1305444724145229825Why are all of the Holos falling apart?
>>26318202back to M.A.S.S. retard
>>26318253she gets paid for it
>>26318239that's what happens when you have enough people that speak your native language in a foreign country and you don't want to integrate
NOEL YOU ABSOLUTE MENHERAIKUZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
it's kind of a bummer Haachama hates speaking english, she sounds cute when she does.
>>26318192im missing you towa!
>>26318260Faker than Rushia
>>26318231H-hot...
>>26318166I believe it's "Die Aloeschwule", but I haven't done my Kiara reps in a while
>>26318110I wanted to, but Super Nenechi men stream...
>Demolishes JP at their own gamehttps://youtu.be/4jOmvTsWqGsIs it over, bros?
Noeru please.......... My sanity...
>>26318257
>>26318244ALOE LOVE
>>26318202Same although I still really wish for her to come back.
>unzips belt
>Dear god my ears.Atleast Noel is having fun with it.
This seat belts question is bullshitEnglish speakers can literally say anything even dumb shit like untie lol
Looks like Aloe might be coming back after all.
>>26318144I hate Towa
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOEL PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26318110Of course, I even woke up early for it
>>26318218Schools are a scam but you can apply for Cambridge's exams without paying for courses. Their certificates are very useful on the market so it's a good investment in the long run. If Haachama is struggling this hard on a simple placement test, she'd never pass this no matter which level it divines for her, though.
>>26318140ogey
>>26317985>>26317715>>26318285Not hololive. Also literal doxxposting
Is Noel imitating a dolphin?
>>26318308I wanna pat her so bad
>>26318242Nah bro other girls are having fun with their utawaku in their own way too and that's okay, I think it's just as enjoyable. I love Noel's singing as much as I love Nene singing, just that her approach isn't for everyone so let's not say stuff like that.
Noel, what is with this level of singing? Well, at least she's having fun(?)
>>26318306https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXXePDj-49E
>>26318324work on your reps ESL
HAACHAMA PLEASE STOP
>>26318239She orders delivery and goes to a high school with an international program. She doesnt need to interact with the language any more than your average english teacher in japan needs to
>>26318285I mean it helps, but I don't know how the other guys faked it in the first place. I still believe you, so no need to sweat so much over it.
>>26318293EN brought a new virus with them.
Noel...this is not even singing....
Haato.. your reps...
NO HAACHAMA NOT BABY SHARK NOOOO
>>26318266the global thread is a bandaid for like 2 weeks max until shit calms down. retards are taking it way too seriously and trying to split the thread into 500 different pieces.
>>26318340why is she tearing up?
>>26318285you did good anonALOE LOVE
So this is the power of Haachama English...
haato is terrible at faking
>>26318339rrat
>>26318293Everyone is inclining too hard.Actual rest days is important; look at Suisei, Ayame, Sora, Kanata etc.
>>26318244I BELIEVE AND ALWAYS REMEMBERED HER AND SHES BACK
>>26318239Pretty sure during her city adventure stream she talked about how she couldn't order properly at the restaurant she visited.
>Runs away.
>>26318295There are not many Japs in 'straya though
>Haachama leading the way to EigoDid we really need HoloEN?
>baby sharkhaachama..
What even happened to HaachamaAnd when did it start
Haachama...
>>26318285Fucking madlad.
>>26318324t. hood n-word
>>26318349I love noel's too don't get me wrong, I just think nene is being way too hard on herself
>>26318340ここすき
>Watching Haachama with Noel utawaku BGMTop kino
>>26318192>Subaru also playing MC in 30 minutesImpromptu collab onegai
the 5th page questions....
What? You guys don't have locks on your belts?
>>26318231You guys will turn me into a 35P one of these days.
>>26318260
>>26318285You have a good heart, anon. Thank you.
>>26318341If she's not hololive then it's not doxxposting.
>>26318266go back to your thread retardsfor as much as you claim that holoEN is better all you do is try to derail holoJP
12/25
>>26318355That's not what I meanNative speakers are just fucking dumb enough to say whateverThis test still sucks tho
ONE FUCKING POINT
>>26318234My question as well, I try to ritual but I miss some thread.
>12/25That's not even a 50%...
>12/25HAACHAMA?!
>>26318202Literally stay on your discord, cringe cuck.
>thinking 4 of 5 pages means it's the last onehaachama...
>12/25
>あれ?
>>26318285Fucking creep.
>A2
>>26318388her family and the fact she's surrounded by other non strayans in her school is enough, lockdown didn't help for sure
DID SHE FUCKING RECLINE
>>26318266Why should I engage with two types of unstoppable autism at a time?
>>26318405わかるマン
>>26318416>you drop your key in the toiletAh fuck
A2chama!?
>>26318423Retard tier logic. As expected of Aloefags
>>26318285What is in the archive channel?
>12/25It's Christmas! Amazing Haachama truly a genius
>>26318187the impersonator deleted their account after MASStards started attacking them.
>>26318293>no marine streamGuess I can go to bed then.
watch Moona doing her drawing reps if you're free broshttps://youtu.be/qX-X9wT86BU
>>26318332Guys this is real.
>>26318423i don't even know how to respond to this. Are you really this stupid or just pretending?
>>26318423thats some 100iq genius shit
>>26318285Archive is here >>26059931ano*files.com
>>26318295She is the only jap at her school and there are barely any japs in Australia
Just a warmup
Amelia just posted twice in /hlgg/
Reminder that there are "people" in here RIGHT NOW who got scammed by the fake Aloe. Imagine being this thirsty.
THIS ISN'T EVEN HAACHAMA'S TRUE FORM
She got more right by clicking on random answers lmao
>>26318165
Reminder that she got a few bonus points from answering 21-25 randomly after the time limit instead of getting 0 for them.Her actual score is lower than 12/25.
More Civia streams when? I want more dates with my wife.
How can others even compare to haachama?
>>26318244A HOE
>12/25Australians are not very good at English eh...
>>26318244ALOE LOVE!
I work for Cambridge Assessment English (not in any department related to this).Being at A2 Key level after living in Australia for so long is really bad, not that that's a surprise to anyone here.
>took independent English tests and got 13/25 and 14/25 (her sister got 25/25)SHE GOT LESS THAN SHE DID LAST TIME WHAT THE FUCK
>Your debut ends and you breath a sigh of relief. It seems as though people really liked you, despite fearing the worst>However, there is still one place which you want to check that might not have the same opinion... The place where you can still have one good conversation every once in a while>Fingers trembling, you open the hlg thread that seems to have a shitload of posts deleted>You control + f with 'Mori' and there's a lot of hits. You hit enter and go to the first result>'I want Mori-sama to step on me!'
>>26318341what's the channel?
People always called Towafags a cult, but the way Aloefags are going reminds me of the Great Disappointment. I still want her to come back though
>>26318484The ones who listened to their dicks...
>>26318482sure anonchama
It's over.
You know, Noel's voice training is doing something. She's clearly out of Coco-tier now.
damn, maybe Haachama should lay off her own cooking for awhile...
>>26318450Her family in Australia are anglo
>>26318531What the fuck? All of those e-thots are going to become a vtuber now?
Is Haachama upset the EN girls have better Japanese than her English?
>>26318494A2 is still pathetic, I was taught at B level near the end of elementary school.
>>26318528Small dogs bark loudest after all.
>>26318257Why does Zion use the star of David?
>>26318513She reclined in her EN reps
CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THE NEXT HOLOLIVE ARC IS THE ENGLISH TEST ARC
>>26318516Based
>>26318360>and goes to a high schoolI thought this was a meme, how fucking old is she?
>>26318516I want to suck Mori's tits
Hololive english Haachama...
>haachama hololive english leader
>>26318516So, did you like it, Mori?
I fucking hate the orange bitch for mindbreaking Haato.
Haachama promotes holoEN by telling EOP to give up on her
These threads really need this test to post here
>>26318549No, she doesn't really care about english.
>>26318213This is important because Cover literally can't help for shit while she's on another continent
Noel utawakus are a fucking blast. She's so bad, but she's having fun at the same time, it's great.
>>26318403It's how she was trained, you can tell that she knows every mistake she's made even if she can't correct it for now. But that's how classical music training is. You repeat it till perfection. She's not a true pro yet nor is she some sort of rare genius who hits every note effortlessly. But this training really shows you how hard she's working and how much potential she has. I love it!
>>26318482I want an Amelia gf...
>>26318573I will NEVER give up on haachama.
>>26318540She never was in coco-tier she always was in her own noel tier lmao
I kneel to the EN leader.....
>>26318429test is good I got every answer right
>>26318540Could be worse.
>>26318293Overworked from getting so many sponsorships, shillings and future collabs behind the scene. That's what happens when you incline so hard
Haachama asserting dominance over EN...
>>26318332Whats the server about?
>>26318244ALOE IS DEAD LONG LIVE DELUTAYA
>>26318511Spaniard here. A2 in English here is given to anyone who graduates from middle school (15-16yo)
>>26318513When you guys say her sister you mean her when she's not pretending right?I skipped on my roommate reps please help anonchamchamaa
>>26318473I see no information that reveals this person's identity.
>>26318576Link
>>26318576Link?
https://twitter.com/sakuramt6/status/1305428869843791877?s=20next doukyouz collab when...
>>26318531You could have stopped this
>>26318549I mean, /hlg/ has better Japanese than 5ch has English, it's a given
>>26318581I think she's just pretending to be bad.
>>26318556They all want dat Watson special sauce.
>>26318360>goes to a high school with an international programno she goes to normal school
>>26318576which test??
>>26318605She did a few streams with her sister
>>26318549She mentioned it in a joking way as a setup but we don't know how she really feels>>26318551
She already did this test in the past didn't she?
>>26318605No, her actual legitimate sister.She's streamed with her before.
>>26318609>>26318610https://www.cambridgeenglish.org/test-your-english/general-english/
>>26318516>she control+f's Mori>zero results because there was a rampaging splitfag janny
ITS THE SAME FUCKING QUIZ
She's taken this one before...
I'm sure she's done this exact test before
>She already did this oneHaachama...
>tfw waning interest in JP holos since EN appearedI've become the very thing I fought all along...
>Flare gets to fuck this menhera everyday
>This plant looks dead>It's sleeping
>>26318144>>26318333same
>>26318234I've been sleep deprived ever since Mikochi's taking a break! It's true, I only sleep for 4 hours a day with 2 x 2 hours sleep cycle at random hours, if you seen my post late into the thread that means I just woke up. The only thing to stop this is if Mikochi's back...
you're not falling for it right?you do realize it's an act... RIGHT?
UH!?
>>26318468i wish moona do her japanese reps too so she can connect with her sisters
>>26318615AmaLee streams? Never knew
>>26318360fuck i didnt think about that...her classmates all barely know any english so she probably has little to no friends...
>how do i say my surname
>>26318605Her sister went to study to UK instead.
>>26318548Not really it look like soiboi people mad that poki go slammed by chubba community like this >Vtubers upset at people making vtuber avatars, what are you even going to do? You're anime. Anime isn't even real lmao.
>>26318615I'm supposed to know those people?
>>26318615This is unironically what YAGOO wants.
>>26318202You are so brave anon.
>this plant is sleepingWrong! This plant is dead.
Answer along haachamahttps://www.cambridgeenglish.org/test-your-english/for-schools/
>>26318332which server is this?
>>26318286Yeah it definitely works. Even if you have little talent you can drill what you need to do into memory until you are at least decent. Same goes for Japanese actually, that's what you're doing with anki, no? I thought that's why it's called reps. You repeat it until you get it.
>>26318615passing fad. thots will get over it once the rush ends.
>>26318631I swear I'm good at english even though I'm an ESL. How the fuck do you answer number 4?
>>26318648Again, don't kill yourself from sleep deprivation, anon. Only 2 more weeks, you're so close now.
>global is just gosling posters and kneelingWhat happen
>>26318598I know that they are doing what they like but sometimes I ask myself if them being this successful is actually a good thing.
>>26318531Fucking great man. Shit just keeps going downhill. Normie levels are going to keep rising...
>>26318332>Eugene-sanA-chanbros....?
>>26318653Hi Watson
Her accent leaking is cute
Didn't she do this one and get like 24/25 before?
>>26318615 >>26318531Fucking ugly model desu (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>26318620Nah, she's bad but definitely hams it up.
I'm actually enjoying moonas stream, I thought she would never recover from that coco colab
>>26318699in a minute
>>26318706Good thing they're contained over there.
>>26318653what's the narrative?
>>26318576I call bullshit
>>26318717pls andastnd this is haachama
>>26318649heh you wish it was
>>26318717I definitely remember something about "coming inside".
Nekkos, how is Nene's mengen utawaku? I haven't gotten a membership yet.
>>26318332wtf the discord shadow cabal is going to start grooming our holos...
>>26318615she wont last a day, her model sucks and all her fans are normiecucks who dont like vtubers
>>26318584Yeah if anything this stream just cements that nene is the protagonist of gen 5.
>>26318737I really hope English isn't your first language.
>>26318737I'd rather you to explain why we cant go is wrong
>>26318719The fuck is this shit? Do west even realize that people are watching chubas because of anime tiddies and design.
>>26318719multimillionaire with access to infinite artists willing to commission a model and she chooses this LOL
>>26318541Wasn't it only her grandma
>>26318631ok maybe australian education really is bad or im cuntifying the sentences
>>26318615>LilyPichuI thought that bitch deleted her shit after her e-boyfriend was outed as a convicted pedo all those years ago. I guess cockroaches like her and N*anners just never go away.
>>26318737based ESL retarddo your english reps
>>26318737Anonchama...
I want to come inside Haato forever.
I'M GOING TO COME INSIDE SOON
>>26317715I'm here anon. Not sure if I should make another pastebin that doesn't have the dead mega and YouTube links if we can simply link to the archives with the anonfile link and the filebox songs posts
>>26318719Western ecelebs trying to ride coattails =/= vtubers and never will on /jp/. Cease.
>>26318737What do you mean?
>>26318737anonchama....
>>26318730The one on the link
>>26318737You're fucking retarded
>>26318737eslchama...
>>26318762>>26318758isn't explained wrong as well? I want to use explain but it's not a choice.
How is it possible that she still doesn't know basic English when she's been living in an English-speaking country for like a year? Does she just not talk to anyone or read anything?
Timerchama...
>>26318576Cool.>>26318737Anonchama...
>Haachama will never ask if you're going to cum inside soonWhy even live?https://files.catbox.moe/o1gvfd.mp3
>>26318706Image limit gets reached by gosling posters instead of ritual posters and ritual posters are starting to emerge too
>>26318719
>>26318123S-stream soon right?
>>26318737I failed it as well, went for would explain. I only know 1 language and fucked it up
>>26318750She is a literal perfectionist, I'm not even joking. If this is indicative of her quality in future lives people are in for a fucking surprise
>>26318792No it's correct
>>26318737ESLchama...
>>26318782>and never will on /jp/then what's HoloEN doing here?
Son I am disappoint
>>26318332Already proven to be fake. A troll was just making this narrative and MASS bite like the idiots they are.
>>26318531>>26317060
>>26318576>22/25ESLbros...
>>26318615>Vtubers upset at people making vtuber avatars, what are you even going to do? You're anime. Anime isn't even real lmaolol
>tfw had to start working>missed all the narrativesgive me a quick rundown lads
>>26318672If you're following a normalfag weeb/anime community, you should've atleast heard of them
>>26318576I did my reps a few years ago, anonchama.
>>26318795Australian education is shit
>>26318631I got 22/25t. ESL
>>26318809I expected this. Okay I guess I'll get a membership during her next stream, I love the retarded dumpling.
The pleasure of coming inside, in a minute
>>26318828Nene is a cute
>>26318737What the fuck is this ESL shit? Why isn't it just explain?
>>26318750Peak content
>>26318773nah had to come back and #metoo her room mate and manager
>>26318559Utmost based
>Noel utawakutime for SOUL
>>26318737>ESLs
>>26318771yeah get fucked cunt
>>26318620She can actually sound good if she try imo. But she clearly just try to having fun and not leaning to technical side of singing . I legit enjoyed her a lot more than others since all of them just mediocre singers anyway
>>26318719thanks mods
>>26318842because "explain" isn't one of the options
>>26318576Is there a nip version?I've taken practice tests for the JLPT , but nothing like this.
>>26318719Sugoi, meidoSugoi...
>people think haachama isn't pretendinghttps://files.catbox.moe/usdcmt.webm
>>26318814Cover corp is still a Japanese company, and Hololive is a Japanese brand.
>>26318699"I'll just check for you" It's a conversation with a tickets salesman
>>26318841Defolt.
>>26318764Its and ego thing. This is probably how she views herself.
>laugh at haachama>get answers wronghlgchama...
>>26318699Think about the question from the perspective of someone who would actually be asked that, and it should be obvious.
>>26318737Anon your English reps.....
>>26318855That's fucked.
>>26318614That's actually てぇてぇ as fuck.
>>26318576
>>26318814>Nico streamer and former idol>Japanese rap enthusiast with friends in 2hu music circles>Gacha artistYeah, totally the same as "vapid burger whore #33"
>>26318804If she finishes setting up the foam panels in her room, she will sing tonight!
>>26318792do you're reps
>>26318631ESL here
>>26318840the correct answer was clearly "For ever."
>>26318576Easy.
>>26318737explained works fine'to explain' does not
>>26318737Hold the fuck up
>>26318855the fuck?
>>26318855you wouldn't use ago with sincet. esl
>>26318737its basic past tense stupid
>>26318871when did her sister do this?
>>26318842Anon..."I'd" can be more things than "I would" you know
>>26318688Okay this one is actually bullshit
>>26318792>I want to use explain but it's not a choice.Either would be fine, but they would mean different things. Putting 'to' in there is wrong.
>>26318792Explain would also be fine there, but of the four options given explained is the only one that works.
The test is definitely meant for British English because there's a few things that seem strange to me as an American.I can still understand the meaning and the right answers, of course, but it sounds unnatural.
/hlg/ - English test
STOP WITH HAMSTER BUTTS NOEL PLS
>>26318855Oh shit it's not "since"?
>>2631863115 was weird, none of them really flowed rightI call bullshit on 19 20 was just my mistake since I missed the to
>>2631868825 years of English here, what the fuck is this? Here you are? What's the scenario? Is this a britbong joke I'm too Canadian to understand?
She's into sniffing imaginary hamster's butt now..
>ノエルの歌何だこれ… ジャイアンリサイタル?Kek
>>26318871haachama limit broken?
>>26318631eh?
>>26318701Is there any basis for the 2 weeks deadline?
>do you mind if I come too?oh...
>>26318737>>26318912And then I forgot to select the image
>>26318631ESL, perfect score.
>>26318927lmaooo brainlet
>>26318706You see, global is our own personal zoo we have in the backyard. First, the monkeys got lured there by the stench of 6 stickies. Then meidos threw the keys to the door away. Now we're just hoping that nothing slips between the bars and they eat each other.
>>26318927Don't blame the test if you suck ESL chan.
>>26318576OI STRAYA YOUR OWN REPS NEEDS A LOOKING AT
>Do you mind if I come too?>I don't know if I can.Are they doing this on purpose?
I'm beginning to understand just why the level of English in these threads is so awful compared to the rest of the site.
>do you mind if I cum too?
>>26318939"Here you go" anon
>>26318631I'm a literal english teacher and I would argue that some of these questions are ambiguous at best. 16 in particular can be c or d while being gramatically correct depending on the context of the conversation.
It's okay Haachama you can cum too
>>26318939The coat is off already. You can't take off what is already off.
>>26318737>tfw will never have to struggle with THE global languageGod I fucking love being american
>>26318860>>26318869>complain janny is doing his job when he deletes off topic posts>complain he isn't doing his jobYou brought this upon yourself.
>>26318947Look up what tenses there are in English anon (it's more than past, present and future)
>>26318719so this is... this is the absolute power of 冥土...
>>26318719domo
>>26318737FUCK THIS TEST IT'S SO STUPID
>>26318947What do you mean eh? That is how it works.
>>26318855ago /əˈɡəʊ/advin the past: five years ago, long agoEtymology: 14th Century ago, from Old English āgān to pass awayUSAGEThe use of ago with since (it's ten years ago since he wrote the novel) is redundant and should be avoided: it is ten years since he wrote the novel
>>26318937You've clearly never read a single book in your life if you think your answers are right.
>>26318939Over there means you're not wearing it, how will you take it off?
>19/25I'm Haachama level...
I might be retarded. Sorry for being an ESL ;;
>>26318967They mean the same thing
>>26318971lol what im esl and i got 25 it was easy
>>26318937First answer for 15 is clearly incorrect.
>>26318719>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)Heh based meido.
>>26318954the sentence is past tense pretty sure
ESLs getting exposed left and right.
>>26318947>>26318939>>26318937>>26318954>>26318962You guys cannot be fucking serious.
>>26318938>ago sinceI really hope you're an illiterate EOP, this shit is embarassing.
Is it just me or is Roberu being more of an energetic sperg than usual today
The delete duo coming for Nene soon... Shark needs 15k and reaper 34k.
/hlg/ exposed as ESL central
>>26318937ok, can someone explain 19 to me
>>26318737I would rather + verb (present) if you are talking about youI would rather + you + verb (past) if you are talking about someone else
nene just fucking nailed That's why i gave up on music with no echo, that was so good
>>26318937>I would rather to staybro?
>>26318971As I've continued the test, number 22 is also completely subjective. Both sides and perspectives would be perfectly fine and I would never mark a student off for using either.
>>26318927Yeah some of the answers are clearly multiple choice
>>26318967Thanks for the translation, that sound more natural to me.>>26318977>>26318995I thought maybe he wanted me to take it off the chair, I've literally never heard "here you are" used this way.
>>26318871I can read kana too, but that doesn't mean I understand the words.
>>26318871i love she puts on the accent. When she lays it on think sounds like an 70 SNL skit
>>26318781I believe the last time this was discussed it was agreed that the people that cared enough probably downloaded it already. So yeah I think we're fine as it is.
>>26318719MODS=GODS
>>26319021Always has been...
>>26318939Why would you asked someone to take off their coat
>>26319030can you read bro?
>>26318939You're telling someone that's your coat there. The only natural response is for the other guy to hand you your coat. Dumbass. >>26318947Learn your tenses retard.
I thought Japs studied American English?
>>26318954>I would rather you would explain
>>26318916kekis american education even good enough for them to know that?
How was Luna RFA?
>>26318576>tfw won several state writing awards in HS and several college writing awards >English professor begged me to become a professional writer and major in English>ignored him and became a CSnigger insteadI wonder what could have been...
>>26318954I made mistake here as well, and the 'to eating' one, why is 'to eat' wrong?
>>26318992There is nothing wrong with saying 'I was looking forward to eat at the new restaurant'
>>26318576When the 1 point I lost was because I second guessed and changed my answer
>>26318855In what fucking universe is 'ago since' proper English? I'm from NZ as well and I know for a fact that not even Australians speak like that.
I'm laughing way too much, why does haachama streams make the best threads.
>>26318933Seriously my immersion tells me none of this is right but I still understand it
>>26318576>>26318631Like how am I supposed to know it was asking for a statement and a response. Rest was correct though.
>>26318951Cover said that Mikoti will be on a 2 months break. She probably won't be back as soon as the 60th day, but we should expect some news about her streaming condition by then.
Holy shit, i always knew this thread was nothing but esl's, guess it's good to have confirmation.
how come they don't use deepl to translate shit?
>>26318631Didn't even notice the fuck up, should have read the question more carefully. I blame my fucked up sleep-schedule.Still, 24/25. Could have been worse.
>>26319051There's barely any differencesome missing u's, that's it
>>26319055She died
>>26318868What do you mean? As in online practice tests? Or English tests in Japanese?
I got 25/25 as a purebred ESL that doesn't even speak a Indo-European let alone Germanic language as my mother tongue. Get fucked EOPs.
>ESLs sperging out about how the test is wrong, and not that their English is shitWhy are they like this peko?
>/hlg/ was ESLs all alongpottery
Anonchamas if you can't 25\25 on this test you literally are fucking retarded and should stop using english in shame
Anonchamas...
>>26318951Official announcement stated that she'll be out for 1-2 months. If she doesn't come back by the first week of October now I can start to really worry about it.
>>26319077you gotta keep in mindyou can laugh at ESLs, but they'll never be as pathetic as EOPs
>>26318656we could have Moona do japanese reps stream, but these coomer moonafags voted for ASMR. fucking retards.
>>26319045>>26319050"Here you are" as giving something is pretty much slang, I've never heard that.
>>26318614>>26318892They've been busy with their own stuff lately, especially Kanata with her hospital leave. I'd love to see them collab again.Why is キレイ in katakana here?
>>26319065than you havent been around enough bogans
didn't she do this alreadythe test itself I mean
>>26319100moushiwakesorry...
>>26318719(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)Now do this with everyone who post HoloEN here you faggot.
>>26318855Why the fuck are ESLs learning British English? No wonder they talk like retards
>>26318971I've meat some ESL teachers. Many of them clearly don't deserve to be paid. You're one of them. There is clearly only 1 correct answer for all of these questions. If you can't identify them, you need to do your grammar reps, period.
/hlg/ pls...
>>26318954>i would rather you would explainThis one is probably about redundancy.
>>26318936Funny how she doesn't try to hide it at all https://twitter.com/canan8181/status/1304234246010068998
>>26319022right would be used with when, not as
>>26318971>Have you got time to discuss your work now or are you planned to leave?This is grammatically correct but "planned to leave" is not natural. Proficiency tests aren't only about grammar.
>>26318971Yeah, I'm a writer and even I missed one. Seems like the better you are at English, the more you overthink this shit.
>Haato is flushing out the SEAMonkeysI love her so much.
>>26319055It was sex as usual.
>>26319065You know whatYou’re rightAgo since does sound fucking weird
>>26318688What the fug man
>>26318303Aloeschwuchteln...
>all the ESLs in this threadstop harassing Rushia
>>26319100オゲイ
>>26319099It's Haaton hours what did you expect
>>26318983You don't know what you're talking about, lurk more
>>26319098anon we have a fucking teacher saying at least some of the questions are bullshit
>>26319070The answer you chose is what a brusque ESL would give, it doesn't fit in the context.
>>26318631Fack !!
>>26319054I realized that just after I posted it. I read the question as "I rather you ..... "
>>26319059Are you happy with your life?If not, then it's never too late to switch. If so, then why care?
>>26319096binland :DDDDD
>>26318947Only question I got wrong
honestly a great ESL filter a couple of those questions pretty tricky
>>26319100It gave me multiple choice questions disgused as single choice questions. Rigged.
>>26318971>ambiguous at bestDo your English reps
>>26319070Why would the clerk tell you which tickets you want?There's always only one answer that makes sense in the conversation
>actual dekinai for both eng and Japanesehlg... we aren’t going to make it...
>>26319087No, Brit English is very different
>>26319051She's studying in Australia. Take a wild fucking guess what English they use there.
>Haachama is so strong the entire thread has lost 20% of it's English proficiencySasuga
>>26319122なに the fuck
>>26319122Flare is so lucky...
>>26319132explain
>>26318576https://files.catbox.moe/2b03fl.pngeasy as pie
>>26319132It's just you literal ESL nigger...Have you ever spoke English?
>/jp/>people taking english quizes instead of japanese日本語じゃない
>>26319132The test is just retardedThey are trying to make it seem like there is only ever one correct answer when there can be multiple
>>26319163anon theres literally nothing wrong with that. you might be the one that needs to do his reps.
Imagine a test being able to accurately discriminate a range of English prowess, at least as much as can be hoped from a 25 question multiple choice quiz.The questions and answers are clearly very carefully chosen here to make people fall into the traps if they don't actually fully understand the text. If you're getting answers wrong it's because you've made mistakes and is a strength rather than a weakness of the test.
Just use Nenenglish its not hard
Oh shit Nene Seikan Hikou let's go!!!!
>>26319059>>26319148You'd have to slobber over the diversity cock on twitter to get acknowledged and accepted by any publisher.
>>26318891Yes?
>>26319132EFL please explain this one to me.
>>26319178EXPLAIN
I'm a EOP and got #14 wrong... That's what I get for breezing through this without a care in the world.
Am i a retard or is this test just bad?
>>26318631can we make this the captcha?
im a flipnigger lmao
>>26319126>>26319132>>26319138>>26319160retake english classes
>>26319132who even talks like that
>>26319184
>>26318576considering I've been out of school for about 15 years now, I did better than expected.
>>26319178>Have you ever spoke English?spoken*
>>26318971>are you planned to leaveThat sounds fucking terrible
>>26319189cope
Hamster butt actually smells pretty nice,not gonna lie
>>26319021that is unpossible, your must be kidding
I love my oshi Roboco!
This thread went to shit pretty quickly
Anonchamas... do your eigo reps...
>>26319189Yeah I got 25/25 because I actually understood the context in the questions.
>>26319178I just know that you are a projecting ESL desperate to sound like a nativeThere is nothing wrong with the use of the word right in that sentence
Are we discussing grammars unironically right now? It's kinda fun
I swear she's doing worse than last time
>>26319165I pretty much rushed through it, I didn't get that the answer was supposed to be a response to the statement. I thought it was just what ever sounded best together.
>>26319185"Right" may be used in informal speech but it is incorrect.
Haachama you reps that Charlie one is wrong
>>26319172>it'sYou included, obviously.
>>26319170No it's not you dumb ESL
>>26319207Yes
>>26319202Just is more natural
>>26319207ESLchama...
>>26319207you are retarded yes
>>26319207you're retarded
>>26319199There's nothing to explain. The test has multiple correct answers, but it is designed in a way where you're forced to select the "best" one.In a casual conversation nobody would think twice about using right there, and it would be even be gramatically correct to use in a university paper.
We need someone to screencap the ESLs of this thread.
>>26319218Never has this image been more true until now.
>>26319070>tomorrow NIGHT>clerk answers AFTERNOON and EVENINGUse your brain
>>26318893I'll be a happy man if we'll get utawaku tonight.
>I was looking forward to eatingYep this test is retarded
>>26318699You're replying as the vendor if that helps.
>>26319138I grew in a shitty ESL country with native English speaking parents. All the English teachers around were fucking morons.
>>26319132ESLs will get this one right, but both are correct. They don't use English in regular life so they don't understand the flexibility of the language.
>>2631857624/25t.SEAI thought after the word 'to' it need to be the root word
PEKO
>>26319247>IncorrectSays who?If its used in speech then how is it incorrect?
>>26319207You're retarded.I made a single mistake and I understood instantly why I fucked up.You need to do your reps.
>>26319252Yes it is you retard ESL or untraveled swine
>>26319122Canan-dono...
>>26319263we have archives you newfag
>>26319132this one's probably the most ambiguous one, right and just are both pretty common to use there
>>26319022I'm native and I think both are perfectly fine choices. I think it's a matter of 'official' grammar vs. what people actually use. Saying either of these in real life is perfectly fine
>>26319286Anonchama please...
>>26319267What’s weird about that ETL-kun?
I got Okayuned
>>26319286wow...
>>26319226idea of sniffing hamster's butt would literally never cross my mind... I wonder how Noel end up doing it... Did she have a hamster?
>>26319132>Even Haachama got this correctUmmm... ESLniggers??
Haachama is doing better under pressure
>lookoh no...
are the questions different for everyone?
Fuck synonyms they literally mean that same thing.
Another kino stream, how does Haato do it?
>>26319308Fuck you I laughed
>>26319308ESLCHAMA?!
>ESLs acting like they know anything when the test is literally designed to have multiple correct answersyoure being asked to use the "best" answer which is nearly always subjective as long as it fits within the common conventions of the language.
>>26319286"I don't know nothing" is something people say but it's grammatically wrong.
>>26319286uhhh...
>11 out of 25
NOEL LION
>>26319308I got that one wrong toot. 24/25
>11/25Haachamachama...
It makes me happy that Frontier songs are still popular.
>11/25haachama...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBbzoisC3b4>horage...Pekora is yet to play Inunaki Tunnel right?
>>26319308No English speaking person would ever say that...
>>26319290I am English and obviously I know "American English" tooThe differences are incredibly minor, the biggest is UK English uses u's where sometimes US doesnt, and US sometimes uses Z instead of SIt's the same language
>>26319308big kusa
>11/25Haachama...
>11/25
SHE'S EVOLVINGONLY BACKWARDS
Haachama!?
>>26319267That's the correct grammatical form though. Because the 'to' in 'look forward to' is a preposition, it has to be followed by a noun phrase or a -ing verb.
>>26319332I could probably beat Luna in a fight
>>26318213this is a good narrative
>>26319308suddenly I'm glad I'm not alone in getting this one wrong.
>>26319332I'm EOP and I got 25/25 easily. It's not the test's fault that you can't differentiate between proper English and colloquial English because you've never read a book.
>>26319318>>26319332Cope.
11 our of 25bros....
>>26318960WTF I love meidos now?!
>there are people in this general who are worse than haachama at EnglishPretty embarassing peko.
>>26319286>muh living languageDo your reps, retardchama.
>>26319286He's not wrong this is prescriptive vs descriptive
4 years in australia....
Isn't that Suisei's BGM?
>>26319334How people speak defines the grammar, not the other way around
>>26318871Fuck I can actually hear the Aussie here.
>>26319022I think Americans would say right but British would say just
Imagine being her Aussie boyfriend and having no clue what shes saying half the time only for her to have an autistic meltdown in public
>>26319382come onnobody scored lower than 20
itt that guy who corrects people with, "fewer."
>>26319267Just you.
awww......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEj2gQcchGoDuck Minecraft
>>26319305>>26319309>>26319335le epin ellipses....Not an argument, stop pretending to be EFL>>26319334Not at all comparable
>>26319354Different word usage
>>26319377i have a fucking literary analysis degree
That bus one had two correct answers. What an odd test.
>learning English in /jp/s-sugoi
Is this another eggchama?
>>26319384doubt many people here understand the nuance of language, tests like these are often the former any way
>>26319237I'm Australian you poor little seanigger, fuck off
>>26318244thank you anon falseflagger
>>26319377I'd argue ESLs have an advantage here since they're taught formal language usually without any immersion. You don't pick up bad habits this way and if you do, they're pointed out to you.
i dont fucking understand number 19
>>26319265Sorry I'm a speedreader.
>>26319403usually its the abos that have the public meltdown, they are perfect for one another.
>>26319188>choosing "are you planned to leave" instead of "are you about to leave"Hand in your resignation letter
>11/25S-She's pretending right?
>>26319354Right because Americans say "I'm knackered" in their speechESLtard
I'm getting second-hand throat pains form listening to Haachama. In addition to my ears bleeding.
English is a shit language, bring back Latin
She got 14/25 and 13/25 last time now 12/25 and 11/25. This has to be a ruse. I refuse to believe she's outright this coincidentally stupid.
THE PEOPLES EYEBROW
>>26319393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS7quCdpF4E She used it often yes
44%
>>26319018Roberu is inclining, and hes finally getting a feel for how to keep his streaming content entertaining for the entire duration. Our winning son can't stop winning!
>>26319382I doubt that, you wouldn't be able to understand anything in this thread with that level of English.
>>26319420lmao go back to school idiot
>>26319430I know I'm just saying English thankfully isnt like the frenchies with their royal academy of french
>>26319424No wonder the people here can’t even learn Japanese. They don’t even know English.
>>26319308So this is why they are the most obese country...
Haachama is a fucking entertainer
>>26319420That's cool, but I still wouldn't trust you to proofread a kindergartner's writing if you can't get a full score in that test.
>>26319354there's some minor differences in vocabulary, like football/soccer, sweets/candy, candy floss/cotton candy, crisps/chips
am i gonna survive?t.esl
>19/25English is a shit language I hate it.
Okay EOPs, explain this one.
>>26319308literally nobody talks like that
>I'd like two tickets for tomorrow night.>It was only ten days ago ...... she started her new job.these ones are retarded
>>26318631Way better than expected.t.flip
>>26319435ESLs are better teachers of English because of that, but EFLs are better for conversation practice
>>26318855I got fucked by that question too. I'm technically ESL even though I speak English better than my first language.
I've literally never beaten a Mario game
>11 out of 25Brainletchama-chamaaaaaa
>>26319308No actual english speaker would say that desu
>>26319473you'll do fine.
>>26319450she started panicking after the timer was running outshe probably could've done better, or maybe she's doubling down since someone at school almost recognized her
>>26319477>enough of foodCome on...
>>26319477_of its a trick question
>>26319477"enough of food"Read that
>>26319286Have you ever seen an essay written in ebonics?
>>26319207This one did feel a bit ambiguous.
>>26319377the knowledge is functionally useless thoughobviously this is designed FOR ESLs that are more likely to learn and abide by these conventions, there's no need to think anything of it as a native english speaker because the test isn't even made for you
>>26319477>enough of food
BWAINS BWOKEN
>>26319414Dude just accept that you got an answer wrong in the test.
>>26319419>>26319445>>26319471Using different slang doesn't make it a different language you moronsMight aswell say we're speaking 4chan English right now
It would be a pretty fun experiment if we have one thread in /pol/ and see how many real esl we have here.
>Filenames have rolled over to the 1600000000000sWoah
>>26319477You would be right if the question was is there food for everyone you dumb dumb
>All this ameri and euroturd COPEGO BACK TO SCHOOL
Haachama.................. ;__;
>>26319444100% but now she has an excuse to reach out to English speakers for teaching collabs.
>>26319477the of does enough in
>>26319477READ the question
>nihon kairitaichama.................................................
>>26319477The "of" immediately after the blank tells you it's plenty. I dunno why though, it's just how it is. I'm just a dumb EOP.
>>26319477It's called basic reading comprehension.
>>26319477>Enough of food
that lockdown is killing her
>>26319477Enough food or plenty of food. You can't say enough of food
her haunt shall ghost these threads forever
THE FUCKING EYEBROW
>>26319477>enough of foodHow do you people even understand half the posts in these threads
(bun bun cha x N)Everyone's long awaited, PEKO RAP!Are the preparations done? HURRY UP!Finally made the 3D appearance,go ahead with the self introduction!th' Name is Usada Pekora peko!Feels lonely easily and ET CETERA.A BUNNY GIRL whose a entertainer?The spirit as an IDOL!HIKAKIN's big brother is SEIKIN!Its gonna get them angry!Isn't it attractive? This BODY!Isn't it cute? This FACE!GIRLS & BOYS drooling all over!Its not tasty! Pekora's thigh meat,Please take care of even such a Pekora!From now on as well let's carve Pekora STORY―!(bun bun cha x N)
She really meant that ::(
>>26319450Considering she randomly clicked through the end "coincidentally" is a pretty good word to describe it
>>26319443I didn't pick that. There's also literally no problems with using planned in that sentence>talking to co-worker>she says she has something coming up in 10 minutes>her shift, as far as you were aware, lasted another 10 hours>oh, are you planned to leave? its grammatically correct no matter how big of a tantrum you want to throw.
>>26319512UNIX time
BUN BUN CHA
>>26319477"enough of food"there's your mistake
>>26319477ESLchama...
>>26319477esl here, can't explain shit, all I know is that"enough of food" sounds bad
>>26319477Try saying "Is there enough of food for everyone?" out loud and if you don't feel retarded then there's no saving you
Umm guys???I have a problem here
>implying being native speakers means having a perfect grasp on the language
日本に帰りたい:'(
>>26319218Never has an image been more true than in this thread
You know what. I have to kneel. Haachama is a genius. She did it with the mixer she did it with ASMR and she's doing it now. This entire thread is arguing about motherfucking English. I don't know how she does it but she's truly the single greatest creative genius in Hololive.
>>26319477Nevermind i'm blind. The "of" and "to" after the ellipses seem to go unregistered by a lot of people.
>>26319477it doesn't work because of "of". Damn you anons are shit at english. I did a C2 test instead.
Jesus Christ some of the shitholes in this thread needed to get colonized a lot harder
Haachons...
>>26319477>ENOUGH OF FOODjust kill yourself at this point...
>>26319132right on time
But my English teacher said that after "to" there's no "-ing"...
>>26318631Thaifag here.
>>26318332she's not coming back, she's creating her own hololive with blackjack and hookers
>>26319538no it isnt retardchama
>>26319547HAACHAMA?!
First time tuning in to Noel, she's fun
>>26319563Your English teacher didn't study his tenses properly
>>26318631Flipnigger here.
Give Pekora a casual rabbit outfit like Sasaki already.
nousagis...rise..
HoloEN finishing off the last of Haachama's SAN points
>>26319533That story about her getting fingered in middle school always makes me diamonds
>>2631857622/25t. Spic
>>26319538Please stop being retarded.
>>26319550It should since that’s the standard you use for learning other languages
How does Haachama make these threads actually entertaining? Everytime.
>25 out of 25It honestly makes me feel weird how I, being from a third world shithole, probably got a higher score than some EOPs/Anglos ITT
>>26319547get fucked JOP
>>26319378I know semantics.Precision in words are nice but for people who read a lot of literature and philosophy meanings and intent on words blend in our heads.Please forgive us.
>>26318631The "ago since" one got met. Russian
>>26319563Your teacher is wrong. Sorry, bro.
>>26319538Anonchama....
>>26319435This.
>>26319538>"Are you planned to leave?" is grammatically correctThis fucking thread, holy shit.
how many MGS games did peko play?watched through all of mgs3 and now I kinda wanna see them all
>>26319021I learn english through immersion, so I never pay attention to that stuff. School and test always make you learn those super formal English, which is useless for understand text and make shitpost anyway
>>26319477you embarrass us esl
Ajimaru, Ajimaru!
>>26319565>>26319535BUN BUN CUNBUN BUN CUNBUN BUN CUN
chinese hereI see this as an absolute win
>>26319533But she livesand so you must leave
>Pekora streamWhy is only one terrible pekoe poster here
>>26319554the weirdo haachama streams always create the best threads
>>26319547Congratulations on your blain ploblems!
What if she never really wanted to live in Australia and this is her way of rebelling?
>>26319620ABAYOOOO
what a shit thread
>>26319551I felt that and I'm not even a Haaton...
Well I just edged for 16 hours to fetish RPGmaker games and blew a load through my roof. Which Holo should I watch?
At first I disliked it, then I accepted it, but now I love Noel's attitude when she sings.
>>26319563Your teacher is a retard.
I thought people were joking when they said these threads were filled with ESLs
>>26319620ABAYO
Please talk about holos
>>26319563Your English teacher is probably this retard >>26318971
>>26319563It's a shit testBoth answers are both fine
>>26319538>are you planned to leaveWell, I'm glad this thread is weeding out the retards.
>>26318631seems pretty bullshit
>>26318971Multiple choice is always about "most correct." Dealing with unnatural phrasing and making it work is what tests your proficiency. Think of the math tests you took where they tried to throw your off with order of operations to see if you'd catch yourself. This is the same thing but with English.
>>26319538DO. YOUR. FUCKING. REPS.
>>26319610And he claims he's an English teacher >>26318971
>itt 18 year old kusogakis in high school trying to argue with writers, people with english degrees, and teachers
The absolute state of ESLs in this thread.
>>26319538Please tell me youre joking LMAO. My fucking sides. Seriously
>>26319591sauce?
>>26319620
>>26319412Meganekko Subaru model when??
>>26319477Im ESL and im laughing
>>26319554I kneel. Her embedded singing stream too.
>>26319626You know exactly why kek
>>26319563it's a tricky sentence for eslI was looking forrward=past event talking about a future onebut it was closed= past event
>>26319547Mikochi please go back to streaming
>>26319550A native speaker by definition has a perfect grasp of their language: Grammar, writing systems etc imitate speech, not the other way around.
HAHA! Time for Pekora's shortest stream ever
>strayan>23 out of 25about right, english cunts think they know everything about speaking
>>26318971Are you my English teacher? Fuck you.
Subaru minecraft starting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEj2gQcchGo&feature=youtu.be
Got 25 of 25 but some of those questions are really bullshit for sure.
>>26319483Undoubtedly. It's why my result in C2 exam's speaking part was relatively low - I spoke with an EFL exactly once before and the bongs on the panel expected me and another ESL stranger to discuss some bullshit topic neither of us had any clue about.
>>263196141 through 4.
>>26319538do you teach english in a third-world country
>>26319650ESLchama...
>>26318631ez aft. esl
You guys are just pretending right?
>People are posting their English test results instead of talking about the streams
Someone find a fucking Japanese test for us to take. Let's see who the real big boys are.
Your favourite holoWhould you trade one of the holoen to holofiveMikoShark to lamy
>>26319585i really want a model with her hair down.
>>26319538F-Very Poor.
>>26319509It is when you're literally studying the language to speak it in a country. This is why ESLs sound so awkward because they learn two different forms of English and mix it.
Why yes? I hate RedditI am also kind enough to censor this kind of idiot
Every time you reply to this post with a peko image a homoshart dies peko
Say something nice about my intelligent wife Haachama...
>>26319598Forgot pic
>>26319648ESLchama...
as long as people can understand you it doesn't really matter. I understand all the ESLs who post here even if they're using the wrong tenses etc
>>26319682fucking this, as long as I know enough english to shit in this thread and buy piss at the bottleo I can live. Dont need that fancy crap in my life.
>>26319620黒人のおちんちんわ最強ペコ!!
cant fucking believe she didnt bring red kun to answer the questions for her
>>26319713>Whould you trade one of the holoen to holofivewhat's the point?>surveyposting
Just checked the last hololive thread. Fortunately i was busy at that time
Spicchads just can't stop winning
Odds: Supacha PekorEvens: Buy taffyDubs: Supacha Mei
>>26319538>are you planned to leavecome the fuck on, planning to leave works but not fucking planned
>>26319729Yeah but that’s only because we’re nice people
>>26319538I'm an ESL but no way that's natural
>>26319737>わ
Since when was Iofi allowed to join the Holo MC server
What the fuck is this thread even..
>>26319713Please don't surveypost this early fellow 35p...
>>26319563Because that "to" is the preposition part of the prepositional verb "look forward to", not the infinitive "to".>>26319648Anonchama...
>>26319728>i said the meme wordThere is absolutely nothing wrong with saying 'I was looking forward to eat at the new restaurant'
>>26319570>>26319594>>26319608>>26319610>>26319649>>26319649>>26319654>>26319664>>26319700>>26319719I'm not him but grammarly says it's gramatically correct.
>>26319710Don't you know, this is a chatroom and not a thread to discuss hololive
fuck, you guys weren't joking about Noel's singing streams...
>>26319620The fuck is with this shitty quality?
>>26319762lol
>TowacraftI love this dumb debiru.
I'm pretty convinced that nene is one of the best, if not the best singer in holopro despite having one of the least unique voices in the companyHer fundamentals are fucking fantastic
>>2631857624/25Please andastand, I've learned English on 4chan
I like Noel's big noels. And her roommate's
>>26319704of course
Hi, is this the /det/ thread?
PIZZA MARGUERITA
>>26319723You're a kinder soul than me.
>>26319713>surveyposting this early
>hololive thread>everyone is posting their English test resultsS-sugoi
>>26319762Oh, anon...
>>26319563tell him to do his reps
It was only ten days ago ...... she started her new job.Correct Answer: ThatAnswer Picked: SinceI'm from the USA born and raised and I have no idea why since isn't the correct answer. Someone explain this shit?
Does playboard ever show superchat number for member only stream
>>26319723>came back on the SEX account
Pekor will get BTFO'd in her first race and end her stream.
Okay can any linguist lay it straight for me, which language perspective is correct one to hold: descriptive or prescriptive? Also should the comma in the previous sentence have been a semi-colon?
>>26318719>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
>>26318134arrghhh her legs are so fucking loooong!
>>26319760Say the line out loud. To eat just sounds unnatural to say in that sentence.
>>26319760ESLchama...https://forum.wordreference.com/threads/look-forward-to.344943/
>>26319762It only makes grammatical sense if the person that is "planned to leave" has been done so by a third party
>>26319762>put it into 2 more >they all say its righti hate eigo
>>26319063Try to read 'I was looking forward to' and 'eat at the new restaurant' separately a few times and find if something seems off, worked for me.
>>26319724
>>26319676???.I was looking forward to eating Okayu's porridge last night.I am looking forward to eating Okayu's porridge tonight.Are both right, right? What does tense has got to do with it?
>>26319692>the bongs on the panel expected me and another ESL stranger to discuss some bullshit topic neither of us had any clue about.group discussions really are a terrible test of language skilltoo many variablesalso fucks up socially awkward retards like me
>>26319615It becomes a massive hindrance if you have to interact with others professionally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1D40_SGGhw Coco x TamakiIt's that time of the month again.
>>26319777this is what happens when you learn your english from video games
>>26319667Neko Subaru model when?
>I'd like two tickets for tomorrow night>answered "How much did you pay"man this shit is racist I was answering from the perspective of an angry black woman.
>>26319762yay for ai.
>Haachama wasn't joking when she was the leader of eigo, this thread even follows her
>>26319762Wheeeze
Hololive global on topic. This thread...
>>26319770had to convert to webm and used cloudconvert or some shit like that https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/21376732 hereinb4 >sankaku
>>26319722You aren't going to sound awkward speaking, for example, "australian english" in america, unless you got trolled hard by your english teachers and they only taught you degenerate bogan slang
Place your bets, how many rounds before peko fails?
>>26319762>Going this far to copeAnon just give up
>>26319820This is on topic as well because we are talking about haachama's stream ;)
>>26319635Lay off the amphetamines, you'll ruin your meat if you keep going for that long. Watch Subaru
>>26319762Grammarly needs to do more reps
>>26319692I feel you. I got nearly perfect scores in the Cambridge Academic test's writing and listening exercises, but my interviewer knocked my score down due to pronunciation mistakes during the interview part. Fucking bongs.
>Vladimir Lenin miiKusa
>>26319710Please keep all discussions about holos in the Hololive Global thread. This one is for zatsudan
>>26318631Frenchfag here
>>26319662lol When you live long enough you understand that being writers, teachers or even having degrees doesn't amount to shitPeople are just retarded Including people who made this test
>>26319791Since can't be used with past simple tense
>>26318134just how small is senchoushe's got the posture of a 140cm goblin
>>26319793She had too, some fucker made a fake aloe account and was scamming money out of people including an idiot from /hlg/ if you go readprevious threads
>>26319820>Hololive global on topicIt's just a bunch of /v/ tourists posting twitch links.
>>26319803>planned to leave" has been done so by a third partyhis example was a co-worker leaving their shift early. his first post clearly stated it depends on the context. if it was a co-worker leaving it would have been arranged by a manager.you're all just retarded esls arguing with someone that actually knows what they're talking about.
>>263198241
>>26319733>the footy team>cenno>bottlosimple as
>>26319538No one says "are you planned". There are several natural-sounding alternatives
Looks like Nene is going to cut down the number of her lunch streams upon her manager's advice so that her throat can rest.
>>26319791Say "ago since" out loud to yourself, and if you don't feel like an idiot then you're a secret ESL.
Subaru found the voidout
>>26319793will Aloefags finally shut up about her now?
>>26319795descriptive
Have a very cool image. https://twitter.com/drago39r/status/1305443898525847552
>>26318631pajeet herei have done the needful
>>26319831obviously not perfect
>>26319777People use little to describe damage to objects while light is something you would use for a injury.I got a light bruise, and my skateboard got a little beaten up.
Is it just me or is Moona pretty dumb? As in, low IQ
https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1305462488247410690Subaru...
>>26319776Is the members stream good? I was tempted, but it's a big step to break my record of never paying for any of this shit.
>>26319377Really? I'm EOP and I got three wrong.
>>26318719PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
Every Subaru's stream makes me fall in love with her even more than before. Send help.
>>26319762>>26319805>all of this coping after the shitposters were proven wrong
>>26318631Not bad for an ESL, I guess.
>>26318631Now I want to see every holos do this test
>>26319563>>26319791>>26319777Got filtered by these questions.(me)>>26319481
>>26318576Made a pretty dumb mistake but I’m satisfied with the resultt. Italian
>>26319635What game?
Mori has an old song with some interesting themes>selling menhera as a personality trait is shitty (Matsuri and more)>"idol rapper" is a oxymoron (herself)>auto-tuning because you can't sing ain't singing (Aloe)Wew. Based Reaper.
>>26319844>an idiot from /hlg/You mean a discordcuck who happens to post here.
>>26319874It was pretty good, she resang songs several times when she messed up and she got a little frustrated.
>>26319849But anon I was agreeing with him
>>26319860So you're fine with how terms like "weeb" and shitpost" have shifted meaning over time?
>>26319868Looks like I need more English immersion. No wonder Hololive suck so so bad at English.
the STATE of Pecor right now
>>26319775I guess it's Towa's first test of loyalty too, she's streaming at the same time as EN.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKGDLaBzV8Iare you ready guys
>>26319876>I was looking forward to eat>ago since
>>26319620why does his dick just teleport inside her
Guys, I want to follow in Noel's footsteps. Any resources for singing reps?
how the fuck pekora
H O W
That clutch at the end.
That Pecor luck...
>>26319870Yes, and?
I'm a little dumb, can you explain this to me EOPchamas?
what a lucky rabbit
>>26319184わかったよバカhttps://kakomon-quiz.com/jlpt/n1/random.php?Y=r_all&m=10
RABBIT CLUTCH
PEKO CLUTCH
>6Pekor...
>>26319318Yeah, but have different nuances that make them more or less suitable for a given situation. A proficient English speaker knows and uses them.
>>26319892vocoder =/= autotune
>>26319795>which language perspective is correct one to hold: descriptive or prescriptive?They serve different purposes, if you hold just one you're doing yourself an academic disservice.>Also should the comma in the previous sentence have been a semi-colon?No.
>>26319791I fucking knew itburgers are retarded
SHE KEEPS DOING IT
>>26319620OGEY
>>26319794APOLOGIZE
>>26319881sir, please refrain from falling in love with daughterfu.
>the lightning saved her rabbit luck
>>26319919Because it's 3 or 4 different webms spliced together
>>26319874Same, I was super close to joining during her membership announcement stream.
sasuga thunder
>>26319913Yes I'm ready for the teetee and Polka's inevitable sadness over not being included.
>>26319932Literally both are correct. It's been proven multiple times in this thread that the test is bullshit and subjective.
>>26318631i had trouble with 12 and 14t.flip
>>26319839>ESL coping this hard
>>26319920noif you're underage you could chop your balls off or take estrogen or something
>>26319822you will run into situations where the person you're speaking to has no idea what you're talking about because that slang is part of the common vernacular
>>26319752:(
>>26319921It's just like Marine has said: she is lucky but too dumb to make good use of it.
>>26319874Depends on how much you like music anon. I found her repeated practices entertaining because she can figure out where she went wrong and then try to sing it differently on the next try, but I won't say it's for everyone. Also if you find Nene charming then she's her usual adorable retard self throughout too.
>>26319876>>26319885"It has been 10 days" would have made 'since' the correct answer on 14.
>>26319932'All sides of the argument' is a common phrase.
>>26319932It's one of the questions where both are grammatically correct, one is just more uncommon/awkward than the other.
>>26319906it triggers me but its out of my control
>>26319934>N1I fucking kneel
>>26319906Not him, but that's what happens to language. Retard was a clinical term but now used as an insult.
>>26319915Honestly the other 2 I can see where I went wrong but #12 is how I've been structuring my sentences for more than a decade without anyone batting an eye.
Well Aloe seems content at least. Probably because she found a gaijin bf
>>26319913Hell yeah
>>26319964Is it true that Polka is jealous of them?
>>26319992So is idiot, imbecile, cretin etc. In fact "fool" is the only one that doesn't refer to a mental condition.
towa sama
>>26319913Offcollab?
>>26319932it's just a common phrase
>>26319934can't be botheredI DMI anyway
>>26319997Yes me
Towa on subaru stream. Towa.
t
>>26318855Oh come one, bullshit.
Fucken losers
>>26319910How sad is she going to be when you're not there, Towafags?https://streamable.com/rhes2x
>>26320005Within the realm of kayfabe, yes.
Towa's on the server!
>>26319762Just because there are some contexts where it could be grammatically correct doesn't mean it's the right answer on a proficiency test.
>30k PekoNarrative bros...
>>26320007What about stupid?
Pekora...
pecor...
>>26320012
What is wrong with her?
RIP Rabbit...
peko...
>>26319934N4 is my current, kanji is too hard damn.
sayorana!
>>26318719MODS = GODS
The absolute state of Pekora.
>>26320051Not anymore.
Sad
>>26319932literally read more booksPS SAYONARA PEKO
>ESLs still posting their test scores
ONEGAI
Paracetamol...
>>26319906dont forget waifu, I will never forgive people for what they did to that word
stupid usagi can't drift
there it goes..
>>26320058yab
Pecor...
pekora HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26319776I think Azki is definitely still better than her, Nene still lacks some range and has to strain her voice. You can tell at parts she's forcing it. But that is a matter of practice, she's been doing her vocal practice reps like at the start of the stream, so if she keeps it up she'll eventually be really, really good.
pecker...
Watch Subaru. Towa's with her.Minecraft small resurgence past few weeks has been great.
>>26319932Perspectives are points of view.
>>26320058
Minecraft is back to the menu boys
>>26320048>moving the goalposts
>>26320054Stupid is not a noun
Peko..
Pepsi...
Nice of pekora to end in time for mori's stream
>>26320057this will never not be funny holy shit
>>26318719s-sugoi mods...
Toroko...
Peco...
>>26320057Truly the biggest clit in hololive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBbzoisC3b4What is this?
>>26320037My love for Towa will never waver!
>>26320040Oh, it's fine then. I read that she went full menhera on them before but it looks like it was just another narrative.
That was fast Pecola
>>26319863If I see another retard type that in a work email I swear I'll shoot up my office.
Fucking hell, I missed another fun thread
twapi
Hey anonsNo one gives a fuck about your English repsPlease post about our failure of a rabbit
What now
>>26320076It was already started to change in 2014, there's really nothing we could do.
park..
>>26319762robot-senpai can't judge context or speaker, bro.
>>26320057t
>>26319855It feels natural to me... if it's just a simple tense error than I will just blame it on a speech impairment.
>>26320129She got 10th place anon
Understand that all that exam is supposed to test is English as defined by Oxford. It's just a useful standard. Not scoring full marks on it doesn't mean that your usage is necessarily wrong, but it definitely doesn't mean that their test is incorrect either. There's no such thing as 'definitive' English.
>>26320129sorry rabbit im watching anime until the shark streams again
>>26319871Lofi...
>>26320139f
>>26320129it's over
>>26320122can't believe they stuck an auditorium inside Street Fighter's training stage.
>>26320118t-that's hot
stupid rabbit quit 17 minutes in?
>>26320057yab
>>26320096Ah, I see
I am genuinely in love with shark and I think I can date her if we met
>>26319820hololive global is just constant doxx hours
>>26319963Cope ESL. There is only 1 answer.
>>26320176read nigga read
>>26320136no but you can. he clearly gave context and said that it depended on the context in his very first post.
have a duck
>>26320114Typos all overThey are playing with Iofi?
>>26320129It's over. At least for now. Next is some kuso horroge
Minecraft is coming back I'm so fucking glad. Even IDs are joining in and I'm sure Gen 5 soon too.
>TowaThe presence of yabai...
>>26320176Did you even read the title of the stream?
>>26320058I love those little menhera line of herEven her tweets are cute
>>26319906Word meanings change over time anon...
>>26320088
>>26320057>the virgin Mori>the chad Towa-sama
>>26320203Reading is for faggots!
>still can't embed Mori's videoswhen is this bitch gonna fix it?
>>26320148So you're saying that eigo is a messed up language. Noted.
>>26320086What does toroko とろこ mean?
>>26320148cope but ogey
>>26320076Yeah this one is especially egregious to me too. In all honesty it's only the coopting of in-group jargon by the unwashed masses that gives language prescriptivism appeal for me; these retards probably don't even know what anime the term waifu came from.
>>26320203>>26320193>implying I can read japaneseSorry, bros.
Can we have an /hlg/ Minecraft server onegai?
>>26320145It's American anti-grammar, I've heard a lot of Americans use since like that, it's not correct but they don't give a shit
Why is it "explained" and not "would explain"? Or even just fucking "explain" but that's not an option.
One fox, two fox, three fox, Fubuki~
>>26320233It's a typo, she meant to write ところところでさ
>>26320227Make the meme and post it on that place to ruin the drinking game for next week
>>26320196Thanks, I love it. She's such a joy to watch.
This is one of those threads I don't think I'll ever forget.
>>26319777It wasn't a bad crash and 5 damage was done to my car.
>>26320243>he doesn't know
>>26320240at least use google translate or deepl before asking dumb questions
>>26320083I'd love to hear her in 6 months/when she gets her 3D. I think many anons will be pleasantly surprised by herBut yeah for now she should try to work on hitting those especially high notes
>>26320229no wonder you're still retarded
>>26320199Indogs and ENcunts don't get to go to the main server.
>>26320247>I would rather you would
>>26320243We used to have...
>>26320247something about tense
>>26318516
>>26320243Anon...
>>26320247READ NIGGAalso stop posting this
>>26320247that's just how the language works, anon. it just doesn't sounds correct.
>>26320247>I would rather you would explain
>>26320249if youre going to ritualpost with my oshi at least do it in a timely manner you bum
>>26320247no more of this, just do your reps
>>26320247What do you think I'd means, anon?
>>26320257you probably will because this isn't the first time haachama took those tests
>>26320199Chances are if Kanata will ever come back it's gonna be for more suffering.
>>26320247>I would rather you would explain to her
>>26318177Older women are better. They are very eager to please and dont overimpose. Gimme a dry womb milf to service me rather than some young thot thinking she is yas queen slay.
Did the IDs ever joined the Hololive Minecraft server? Was wondering if EN can play in there too.
>>26320247>I'd>would
>>26320271But Iofi is already in?
>>26320057>en is more jumble than a jpJust goes to show how much of a whore Towa is.
>>26320271Anom, Iofi was literally just on the server...
Okay ESLchamas. Time to proof your JTL abilitieshttps://www.jlpt.jp/samples/n5/index.html
>>26320271Iofi literally just played on main server.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xb71hR9WZiANew Porky frame
>>26320240ever heard of google translate or deepl?
>>26320275It's gone?
>>26320247>I would rather you would explain to her why we can't go.
>>26320196cute duck!
I hope we're getting a Minecraft welcome party on the 16th for gen 5
>>26319100I'm ESL and i'm proud of it.
are we about to get a subaru, towa and iofi collab?
>>26320247>I would rather you wouldjesas fuck...
Where is the hololive thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGihoycGivE Youtube can upload Aqua's new song now?
>>26320271imagine being this much of a retard
>>26320247Okay, try a change of perspective. Why would it be "would explain" and not "explained"?
>>26320250Oh now that makes sense!
>Talking about her bootyBased Moona.
>>26320247Would rather is followed by a past subjunctive when its subject is different than the subject of the following verb. This happens when we talk about what we want someone else to do.
>>26319724Take this!
>>26319829>spoilerNo drugs. Just willpower, shortness of breath, tightness of chest, heart palpitations, and mild chest pains.>Watch SubaruConsider it done.>>26319889>spoilerOne incomplete game that blueballed me half to death, two games I got frustrated and gave up halfway through, and one game I 100%'d to climax. I won't give a name because I have a sense of shame on an anonymous message board. I got all the games off of the same creator's blog and they all probably have had less than 200 downloads max, so good luck finding them. I found his blog by browsing my fetish tag on pixiv. That's as close to a hint as I'm willing to give.
>Nearly 18k for SubaruWhat the fuck
>>26320247The "would" is unnecessary and makes it more passive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNXBXjIUVU&feature=youtu.beRBC guerilla utawaku
>>26320343I hope so
>>26320058The presence of Towautism...
>>26318423If she's not hololive then why are you posting it in the holo thread
Retarded bunny is back
https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1305464708657344512Mel stream in an hour and 34 minutes !!!
>>26319870She is?
>>26320286This ritualpost is often in the middle, so it's alright.
>>26320257why ? what happened?
>>26320363She said what? How big is it?
>>26320384I'm already in bro
>>26320343No iofi. You stay under risu's nuts.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHO THE FUCK DOES THIS
>>26320370>"Are you winning, son?">"Dad, I'm a girl, I ca-">"Just say Yes peko, or he'll never shut up."
>>26320316>titles her new stream PHOENIXKiara... You made it...
Wake up niggers, It's song review time
Today I learned that 99% of the tards this thread is either a filthy ESL or a retarded "native' who's never read a single book in his entire life.
>>26320235>Azumanga Daioh was aired 18 years agoWe’re here forever
>Haachama fails at a simple English testPanik>I'm better than her, I'll get max scoreKalm>That's my coat over therePANIK
3 fucking streams I want to watch.yab
>pekora setting up another stream at the mori-shark timeWhat did she mean by this?
Nene singing men to Harobo singing gorrila is just perfect.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxNXBXjIUVU
>>26320363She is fat also two noodles what the fuck moona
aloebros...the account was real. twitter deactivates accounts for 30 days and leaves handles attached to them. it's technically possible to activate it within the time period to restore account on the same handle
>>26320403kys avatarfaggot
>>26320305>>26320308>>26320314This is the part I dont get.Holostar is obvious, but what make HoloCN has their own server when ID is not? And did HoloEN make any confirmation about it?
>>26320403Delightful!
>>26320384roboco please, I already have subaru and the reaper is about to start. I cant handle this
>>26320397Am i?
WAACHAMA?
what is indonesia
>>26320451CN almost never ever interact with JP.
>>26320428Just like you then.
>>26320343how about broken english minecraft with moona?
>>26320199>I'm sure Gen 5 soon too.They have Craftopia. I don't think they'll need Minecraft any time soon.
>>26320422Can't imagine Pekora as tsukkomi.
I hope holoEN stays out of the minecraft server, otherwise chicken is gonna stalk Pekora everytime she goes online.
>>26320466I can't not see haato here.
>>26320232“The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.”
>>26320431The correct way to do this meme is repeating 2nd sentence on the 3rd line. Fucking redditors can't even do meme templates correctly.
Bun bun cha bun bun cha~
>>26320421open in another tab and just use picture-in-picture
>>26320410A bug bit her ass and she is scratching it on stream.
>Rabbit trying againPecola...
>>26320479craftopia runs like shit though
>>26320378Power of Towa sama
>>26320451anon they're too poor to host a server ...
>>26320480Have...Have you never watched a collab with Pekora?She's ALWAYS the tsukkomi.
>>26320485They have very identical color schemes yeah.
>>26320472They're mostly on different platforms, it makes sense.
>>26320449Hey, lay off Melposter. He's okay.
>>26320451>chinks being allowed to interact with the outside worldeven if they all do it in secret they still have to keep up the pretense, or the boomers in charge of corporate policies just don't know how chinks actually live
>>26320316>不死鳥Kiara making it big
>>26320421choco, for fucking months
>>26320466Can't wait for her to go to Australia and hang out with Haachama.
>>26320451I mean, Iofi is actually an actual friends to Watame and Subaru. I'm sure if she wanted to she can also gained access to the homos server.
I thought Pekora ended, the fuck.
>>26320479I hope they pick up ARK soon.
>>26319793Holy shit she really comes back to sex account lmao
Mori and Towa... my sexy voice princesses...
>>26320468I always just assumed it's india with extra ones
>>26320466How was Watson's APE10?
IT BEGINS
>>26319366anonchama...
>>26319499It’s the type of mistake a formally taught ESL wouldn’t make but a native English speaker and self taught ESL would. Same as with “just” and “right”, they’ve been too influenced by informal English to get them right the first time.
>>26320451The China server is sort of like an open fan server that the HoloCNs log in from time to time.
>>26319870she's definitely in the spectrum, but i think she's adorable , i just dont know what this feeling called
Anybody else weirded out by how inherent english adjective order is? Like, how is it that you /just know/ that a sentence like "My brother rode a beautiful Friesian big brown horse in the parade" sounds wrong? How do rules like that even develop naturally?
>>26320403Thank you!
>>26319934Let's fucking ikuzoooooo
>>26320447****_taaa? That seems like someone squatting the username. The account was formed on January and before it tried scamming people the account bio was asking to contact Aloe's roommate to presumably give it away to her.
>>26320428Today I learned I'm blind and speak in video game english. Thank you Haachama.
>>26320480Pekora always the tsukkomi tho you can search her collab with Rushia for example.
OI GORILLA
>>26320384ROBOCO IS SINGING SHUT THE FUCK UP
Pecola...
PKRCHAMA...
>>26319777literally either of those would be correct in real life.
PKR...
>>26319207i also made this mistake
epcor...
>that rushia screech
Fighting Dreamers!
Subaru please
>>26320512Yeah, it's really janky. But so far it's "their" game like ARK was for Gen4. Well, at least while the collab restriction is on.
>>26320488At least it makes for interesting etymology
Pepperoni...
>>26320550Fun but short, she didn't want to run over an hour because of everyone else who was going to be streaming but because she was playing at dead hours in NA she only got like 4 rounds due to queue times.
>>26320243Some anon hosted it long ago, but after the first few weeks people stop joining in so the host shut it down after 2 months
>>26320578No problem ! I am happy to help !!
>>26320523>>26320588MGS4 streams is the last stream I watched, gomenasorry.
WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMER!
>>26320468It's an archipelago nation just above Hachamaland.
it begins
>>26320343please bring Moona too
>>26320546I cum.
>>26320574I remember being taught some order for it in middle school or some shit, but I wouldn't be able to tell you what it is off the top of my head.
>>26320590guruguru pekora
Pecor... your mariokart reps.....
>>26320447Are you fucking retarded? Aloe literally called that account out as being a fake, so the scammer deleted it. Holy fuck you MASSbronies really need to stay in your shitty discord instead of shitting up this thread with your idiocy.
>>26320574There was a whole parade on twitter I read a couple months back about that. It's like opinions before facts and then various orders for each of those.
Why am I watching Moona? Why am I watching a goddamn Moona?!
>>26320630>indonesiaare they like indians?
>>26320384thanks RBCbro
>>26320542I remember people screeching at Polka really wanting to try it out. I bet she'll be one of the first to hop in.
What did they do...
>>26320476>>26320637Moona and Towa shouldn't share a stream.
Yoisho...
>Hololive VN has me sharing chips and an Asacoco Cola with Towa>She doesn't even give a fuck about indirect kissu
>>26320614it's everyone's game, they aren't the only ones playing it. ark is the same gen 4 never even had close to the most hours played.
Why the fuck do the HoloENs not allow embedding so I can watch their shit on Jetri?
Whatever setting Mori has selected that doesn't let her streams be played outside of Youtube also seems to make her streams not automatically start, I have to look back and click play on them while every other Holo they just play automatically when they start.
>>26320657hey, Moona is a good girl.Alwas nice watching someone doing their drawing reps
Why does Moona have SC when they have streamlabs?
>>26320669RoboMoonaTowa Apex when
>>26320669b-but anon the possibility!
>>26320668The whores of hololive... Only missing Rushia...
>>26320671true to her whore nature
>>26320668Is this live or recorded?
Subaru...your minecraft reps...
>>26320657I watch Moona to hear her eat thingsShe went apeshit on those noodles
>>26320657Good girl acknowledging her indie sisters.
>>26320682I refreshed twice before it started. Stupid setting.
>>26320681Rushia does the same, it might just be ignorance. Try mentioning it on twitter sometime.
>>26320681It's just Mori at this stage.
>>26320668>Ayame broke her streaming hours contact>Watame tax evasion>Noel raped too many songs>Towa littered in a park
>I WEAR PANTS NOW>I HAVE STOCK SO MUCH FOOD IN MY ROOMMooooooooooooonnnnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now do the business English test https://www.cambridgeenglish.org/test-your-english/business/
>>26320671
>>26320479They already mentioned looking forward to joining the senpai's Minecraft server
>>26320695Indon cant use superchat for some reason
>>26320451CN has the great wall
>>26320711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsRxQMFY0j4It'll be a live.
>>26320682if you set reminder on it automatically plays but I can't play the video anywhere else besides youtube
>>26320682streamlink command prompt still works.
>>26320257We always have some decent fun thread inbetween but it's usually get overshadowed by the usual shitflinging. Just learn to not engage with /hlg/ when it's at its worst
>>26320580>合格基準32%Do japs really?>>26320309Nothing personel kid
>>26320709>Watame>Whore
I still don't understand why Mori's song talks about murder. Reapers reap, not murder. They're just doing their job
>>26320763also, it's very crucial to distance yourself from Chinkoid fansthey're rabid for CCP
>>26319777This one's mostly about tone. It's a bit dismissive: "it wasn't a bad crash, little damage was done", while "light damage was done" sounds more like "although it wasn't much, SOME damage was done".
>>26320653>Aloe literally called that account out as being a fakeproofs?
>>26320733works on my machine
>>26320733But I'm watching Rushia on jetri just fine.
>>26320706You mean the pain?
>>26320694The autism, the choking...
>>26320657Calm down anon, being Moonapilled is a good thing.
>>26320748what are these spelling mistakes?
>>26320748aight, let me try this, i had a 2 semester business english course in uni, so i should know this.
Oh she's a little sweeter today.
>>26320748oh boy this is more of an autism test than an english one
>>26320796>>26320797Weird, I swear hers was broken on mine before. My bad
>>26320794Literally check her roommate's twitter
Moona, stop singing ChalkZone opening please.
>>26320798you're english very good ...i want that ...
I wonder what happens when one day you reach hololive burnout.
>>26320825Right?Little les bitchier.
>>26320447watch the archives anon
>>26320657Because Moona is our favorite, who doesn't like the moon!
>>26318117that's the kind of things that make me gosling the hardest, Flare won the fucking lottery
>>26318576romania hereexactly the same mistake and score as >>26319777I blame video games for this mistake
>mori gura drawing streamah fuck this wont end well
>>26320309
>>26320825cause shes not with chicken
>>26320748easy 25/25. The questions are trickier but because it's more intricate it's easier to see what answers they actually want from you
Every holo wish they were Rushia reading superchats for 3 hours, what a pro.
>>26320794ask your discord, and stay there
Name more iconic duo than Moona and complaining about ants.
Mori, if you're here sway your breast left and right
shark and reaper are hard carrying hololive en right now.watson is okchicken is an insufferable bitchsquid is super calm and kind but were not getting much of her
I will bet 5 (FIVE) whole dollars that Gura will sperg out at some point during this stream.
Why does mori keep saying your boy?
>>26320657she got you
i still don't get what the appeal of the shark is other than appeal to ironic weebseven fucking watsons stream was more entertaining
>>26320857You stop watching and you forget about Hololive for the most part. Like anything you were really into and eventually dropped one day.
>>26320935It's just slang. She's a rapper, after all.
>>26320935gotta stick some ebonics in there
>>26320936MEIDOS?!
>>26320309This is literally for fucking babies, even I can answer this perfectly
>>26320906kys retard
why does subaru do those yabai sounds everytime
>>26320935She's been listening to Guzma's theme non-stop for a few hours.
https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1305470632440676352CROISANT
Mori was the true ESL after all.
>Doesn't play Apexbased
>>26320939Shark. Loli.
>>26320935She's a wiggerHer twitter is all ebonics
>>26320964>kysno u
That lucky ant bit Moona's ass.
AAAAAAAMOONA IS SLURPING
>>26320964Take your meds tranny.
>>26320857You rest for a bit. And then come back!
>>26320939Pedophilia is always part of the reason anon. It’s what separate her random humor from Watson
>>26320935Dont worry about it nigga
>>26318598Guess managers now actually need to do more work.
>>26320421reaper? More like shit eater lmfAO
>>26320935Rapper surrounded by boys. Forgot how to say "your girl".
>shark brings up electro-swing>ex-electro-swing rapper nearly creams herself on streamCute.
>Mori is polite to GuraIs Kiara the problem
the more i hear shark the more sure i am that she's [REDACTED]
>>26320959Try this one then anon>>26319934
>>26320939She's sort of opening up a bit with someone else at least
>>26320657Stop talking about your shitty seanigs already faggot
>>26320939I like how small she was compared to the others in the collab stream
screaming duck
>>26321032i wish i were moona's ass ...
>>26321076yes
Mikochi...https://twitter.com/sakuramiko35/status/1305442648350625792?s=19
>>26320939Shark is cute and that's all that matters.
>>26321076I bet she wishes Kiara was there
Why do I have a thing for girls with deep voices that dont like it?
>meme onMori...
Iotits!
>>26321037she just keeps going huh
>>26320964Fuck off 41
>>26320939Stay pleb.
How many of the EN girls are ESL? Just the kraut and the gook?
>>26321076The Mori and Kiara was prime bullying material.
I would play World of Subaru
>>26320751
Will I become desensitized to the cringe if I keep watching?
How come people aren't donating to HoloEN?I don't know how Youtube streaming works.
>>26321076Was Mori being mean to Chicken?
>>26321164Quit before it's too late
is there a way to watch videos that disable embedded playback in holotools?
>>26321164no, you learn to love the cringrt
>>26320839it literally IS her roommate's twitter, sherlock
>>26320447That account is fake.She is currently fine check the archives
>>26321175they're not monetized yet
>>26321175They're not monetized yet. It's been less than a week.
>>26321155Fuck you.
>>26321091>N1Don't need to take it to see I'll just fail miserably
>The Raid of Hololive Server
>ears suddenly start bleeding>realize I forgot to mute subaru
>>26321197You idiotic slowpoke.
>>26321178I bet chicken is mean to her in bed
>>26320939Her singing voice is beautiful, can't wait for her city pop utawakus
Roboco...
>>26321187Use manual layout and just fit it in. Pretty sure chrome has the same feature
>>26321197nobody is going to spoonfeed you newfag
>>26321223Sio would never say that
>drawing challengeohnonono
>>26321197???Pretty sure discord knows her roommates account?You not from there?
>>26321164Yes. I had to mute several times during previous streams, but now I don't need to mute at all.I love cringe now.
>>26321076>comfortable with rough bants with Mori>polite with GuraMori's autism is the problem, she doesn't know if others can take her attitude. Remember how Coco and Kanata were?
>>26321275She would say Fuck you, I am Sio.
Listening to RBC feels like I'm in a children's theme parkIt feels good bros...
>>26321082it's her
>>26320939She's cuteLike sometimes I dont pay attention to what she's talking and just enjoy her cute squeaky noises. Exactly the same shit with jp
Sorry Mori I can only listen at 10% volume
Mori you can't just use meme as a catchall verb or adjective
>Vtubers have been top trending all day on social m>not even niji or coverSoon your mom will think you simp for a normal girl like a pleb
>>26320939IMAGINE
「cunny」って何?教えてください。
>>26320939Her design is very appealing to be honest
If it wasn't 7 in the morning I would be drinking too...
>>26321229thanks for reminding meI was wondering why my ears were ringing, then I realized that the duck was quacking again
>>26321114Mikochi!
>>26321082it's not her
Remember that these tests are looking for the most grammatically correct answers. I'll use brackets to prevent any issues with contractions.>>26318737>>26318954>>26320247[I'd] can either be the contraction of [I would/could] or [I had]. Since [explain] wasn't a possible choice, the most correct reading of the sentence is that it's in past tense.>>26318855>>26319791Different past tense. If [has been] replaced [was] then you would have been correct.>>26318937>>2631913215 is a tense issue. I don't know how to explain it well.19 is looking for the most grammatically correct. IRL [right] would be fine too.>>26318939[Here you are] is a dated expression of giving something to someone but it's still valid English.>>26318947>>26318962The clue is [looking].>>26319207>>26319777Most grammatically correct answer. Again [light] would be acceptable IRL, but [lightly] would be the more correct form.>>26319308Another questionable roleplay question. The other answers were clearly wrong, though.>>26319477[of].>>26319932It's an expression. [Perspectives] would kind of make sense if the feedback of other people was involved in the decision.
>Aggie laging to shit on streamThey really should fix the site.
>>26321337Cute and funny
>>26321233t. iq89>>26321268kys>>26321279>muh discordkys
>>2632074819/25, made silly mistakes, was thinking too hard i guess.
>killing motherfuckersCan't wait for her to say nigger in a heated moment
robobros
>>26321345wrong
>>26321076>People treat people in different ways
>>26320994Nice. Hopefully she's not too tired from the recording for the collab later.
In case if you were wondering why there are so many newfags latelyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/irbcxu/for_those_who_didnt_get_the_haters_typing_sell/
>>26321254Thanks, anon. Works great!
Does Moona live in the slums or something
>>26318719>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)Good riddance.
>>26321337cute and funnyの略
>JOP thanking their live translatorWe're the same
>>26321337「cute」と「funny」の混成語
>>26321387she lives in a dorm with the other 2 IDs
>>26321364just wait for the obligatory GTAV stream
>>26318202Mentally ill, how are you faggots not getting insta banned yet is beyond me
>>26320681Watson is ok earlier.
>>26320447MASSfags and chinks were shitting on that account telling them to die and trying to expose them so they went private for a little while before deactivating entirely.
Guys??https://files.catbox.moe/2tii0c.png
>>26321381Cease to exist.
>>26321378https://twitter.com/tsunomakiwatame/status/1305457051632508928Nah, she said the recording ended earlier than expected so I think she'll be fine.
>>26320939I am unironically a huge lolicon
>>26321381Which one of you chocoballs did this?
tenk you belly much
>Saves fanart on her phoneThat's cute
>>26321404>just wait for the obligatory GTAV streamNo Rockstar permissions ever
How does MORI feel about Liquid Swords?
>>26320748Got 19/25 I guess I was over thinking the corporate statement tests
>>26320789Stop asking so many questions, anon, don't worry about that.
>>26321414What the fuck
>>26321420hey, we're on reddit!
Oh, shit, right.Mori can draw, I forgot about that.
>>26321403They all have ants?
>>26321369Nice
>>26321422Me
>>26321461Moona's the only one eating at her desk
>Guren no Yumiyafucking based
Attack on Roboco!
Is it just me or Mori has some kind of awkwardness in her talking? Maybe it's just her voicee
>>2632074824/25 "strike a button" is apparently not an expression
>Disen daja ja jajajajajajacute
>>26321454She's an animator she SHOULD be good
>>26321381fuck you guys
Gura is pretty silent
>Gura: Where is my pen stabilizer? Oh there it is.>Cali: Oh, are you using tablet or mouse to draw?That autism...
>>26321414Looking forward to black asian gay season 2.
>>26321381Fuckers. At least they can go to EN now. Are we now back to pre Holocaust levels of posting?
>>26321461ants is common problem there i guessshe dont have ant repellant on her room so that might be a problem
>>26321381Most of those guys are casuals who are gonna show up to lurk for 1 thread and them fuck off. Anyone claiming to be from Reddit is probably some board shitposter farming (You)s.
>2mb uploadExplain this burgers
>>26321414I'm starting to enjoy /hlg/'s downfall.
guys...subaru is screeching again
>>26321422no one from /hlg/, fucking niggers from /hlgg/ did itno one made any posts about it before
>>26321454Never forget
>>26321500Years of shitposting on 4chan
>>26321414Reddit blows pp
>>26321516She sounds drunk
>>26321516Pekora 2.0
Just have to let the internet warm up first
>>26321433Anon this thread doesn't even listen to Wu outside of 36 Chambers
nice RBC song of choice, been a while since she sounds comfortable singing
>>26321532thats nip speed
Haachama your search history...>dvブログhuh?
P-Pekora??
>>26321500she seems like a bit of a sperg
https://youtu.be/3Ej5_gUJgiA Poltato PC no more?
gura is somehow even more autistic than mori, how is this possible
Friendly reminder that Towacucks are redditors
>>26321532She is not in america, anonchama.
>>26321500She's doing her character gimmick of trying to speak "formally" and then dropping back into that deep "fuck it" voice.
>Mori scammed by ISPsNot like this /ourgirl/...
>>26321522pls andastnd her spaghetti isn't secure
>>26321552>She sounds drunkas is tradition
>>26321524are you a newfag trying to fit in? it takes five seconds to check.
>>26321587Being quiet is not autistic...
>>26321552GOOD
>>26321532I got no clue, she lives in the boonies?
you can hear her real voice slipping through and it's nothing like zawas
>>26321555>even daring to compare her to pekoGODNever post again. This collab is literally just 90% Mori leading conversation.
>bad internet>no chemistrygod, this is hard to listen to
>>26321381>>26321414>556 upboats>even explained what it meansGoodbye hlg, even with all the past faggotries, it was fun.
>>26321381>the rest of the time it's reposted reddit memes
>>26321586Don't group me with them.
>Ruins everything
>JP Rushia>can't sing>can't draw>cucks her fans>EN Rushia>can rap>can't draw>loves her fans and treats them with respectHow can JPfags even compete?
>>26321579ENTER : BEEF PC
>>26321586WTF?? Kenzoku bros?!
>>2632074824/25
Lamy mama in 5 minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKGDLaBzV8I&feature=youtu.be
Mori's really dominating the conversationHope Gura can get a bit more comfortable speaking over time
>>26321568Isn't DV domestic violence?
>>26321586>there are unironic r*dditfags in this thread right now
Yaeger
>>26321643it's fine, just gotta go extra hard on newfags for a few weeks then everything will be back to normal
Mori and Gura are boring, Mori/Kiara was loads better.
I think Mori is speaking too fast for shark to understand. She's a native and Gura is not, so she's probably lost.
>>26321420Yeah I read that but saying the same lines is still gonna be tiring.
>>26321461>eats on her deskgee i wonder why this autist swarmed by ants all over her desk
It's time, Minecraft is coming home.
>>26321655meido, onegai... ban suru...
>>26321655It's just a fad.
>>26321568Haachama wants to watch Kimi no Na wa! Watchalong when?
>>26321586who isn'tholos are reddit, fans are reddit, even JOPs are reddit now
>>26321648The delusion is real
>>26321586I want to kill all towafags
>>26321568she's trying to tell us something
>>26321654you forgot>Has tits
Just how smashed is the shark?
>>26321681This couple should bring their cute daughter NENENENE on their next date
that's not a tilde Mori
they have 0 chemistry
>>26321654Anonchama... you wrote "can't draw" for both of them...
>>26321725It's coming homeIt's coming homeMinecraft's coming home
>>26321698That's what I thought and what comes up searching it and it's why I'm confused
Aaaaaaaaa
>>26321579>GTXpoorka...
>>26321745oh no oh no oh no
>>26321586Dont THEY repost our memes?
Getting real Coco/Moona vibes here
>>26321746that's a downside
>>26321586Seems like you obsessed with them a lot. Good news towa stream in 4 minutes, good luck
>>26321655abayo
>>26321381they're explicitly stating that they're coming here in the replies to, "see the value of gura coin"
>>26321707>Gura is not[Citation needed]
>>26321708Well Gura is pure and cute. Mori and Kiara are the whore duo.
>>26321568Maybe minecraft?
mori... i feel bad for you.. this is painful...
>>26321655ABAYO
>Even Gura's art is on par with Pekora's
>>26321655Abayo
>>26321694She's either really playing into her role or she's a quiet person IRL.
>>26321579Button's going to fix all her shit and it's going to be tete as fuck
>>26321574It makes me relate to how I try to say something interest or funny then thinking hard about it 5 seconds later. That's kind of awkward
how many viewers are gen 5 averaging per stream now?
>>26321568can't read the 1st and the last 2 completely kanji filters me hard ahahaha
>>26321740Well he's a Towafag so it makes sense he's retarded.
>>26321694I honestly think Gura is just a bad streamer, at least at this moment. Her debut was saved only by her singing, her Maneater stream was pretty bad, and now this.
>>26321737Ok redditor
>>26321568what the hell is 影mod bsl
>>26321655stop posting this whore heredo it at >>/vyt/
>>26321586And MASStards.
>>26320309LET'S FUCKING IKUZOOOWhat should I call my translated clips channel?
https://youtu.be/hPxpv2lzXLM
>>26321787It's hard to tell who's who in this situation
>>26321766fuck me, my cat is sitting on my hands and typing is hard
SHARK PLEASE SAY SOMETHING
>>26321568>Translation>Domestic violence blog>Your name>Minecraft shader mod>English test>Can't talk after waking up>After waking up If voice JudiciaryHaachama?
>>26321790No I'm not gay
Mori: I love bla bla blaShark: ohMori: because bla bla blaShark: ahThey need an English Marine there
they both draw way better than i expected
>twist the narrativeUm based?
>she said narrativewell
>>26321831Around 30k so far.
>We can change the narrative, you are drawing with a mouse
>>26321859>can't talk after waking upwhat.
Gura draws like pekora
>>2632074824/25 and I'm native lol
>>26321846Nyger
>>26321793IStandSmile is that you?
>>26321802Listen to Mori and then listen to Gura.Gura's pronunciation is way muddier and her sentences are way more simple in construction.
>>26321637it's not that bad, JP has the same most of the time if you actually understand Japanese
>>26321841Minecraft shaders
>the narrative
>Twist the NARRATIVEMori stop lurking and fucking concentrate on your stream
>>26319997>:}
>>26321847Towaiting
What kind of retarded prank Towa will build for Pekora
>>26321586You get what you fucking deserve.
>>26321655>whore jumps on the bandwagonkek
Narrativechads...
Do I need to upgrade my roboco membership to watch her ASMR stream?
/ourgirl/
>>26321899She talked how her voice is all fucked up every morning.
>>26321957Yes
>>26321931Toaitingw...
>>26321899She lose her voice
>>26321838You rifle through threads to make screenshots there, not me.
>>26321932She'll steal a block from her house
>>26321984she got the 'na?
>>26321586what's new?
Moona stream is legit superior to MoriShark collab
>>26321932she'll stuff her chest full of rabbit meat
towa stream...
>Roboco singing Turing LoveAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Twappi...
SELL YOUR SHARK COINS NOW
After all the doomposting last week, I never imagined the reaper would be our girl.
>>26321957she will fart in your ear do you really want that?
>>26321991Devilish.
THE NARRATIVES /HLG/
>>26321568Who is abusing haachama?!
>>26320309>not even N5 levelI need to continue my reps
Shark is worse than Tako when it cones to conversations...
>track padIS SHE STREAMING FROM A FUCKING LAPTOP
>>26320309>13/14gonna commit sudoku, I failed question 7...
>>26322011no one cares about your boring landwhale
I'll flush our the redditors ALOE DESERVED IRBLACK LIVES DON'T MATTERATHEISM IS A LIEDOGLORE IS DUMB
I'm sorry I can't watch this collab, mori is trying her hardest to salvage it and shark is just not doing anythingI'll tune in to mori's japanese stream later
To this day there're still no full BGM of Towa ice cream truck...
either my 'ism is flaring up, or the shark stream is extremely awkward
>>26321768One Towa on the shirtHololive still gleaming...
>I'm using a trackpadHOLY SHITSHARK IS FUCKING DESTROYED
>Flexing her animator draw speedMori chill the fuck out
>>26320748Did a fucking Flip make this? Why is the English on here so awkward and full of spelling mistakes?
>>26322056After all the doomposting last week, I never imagined that the real problem would be some unrelated twitch whore and that HoloEN is fine.
>>26321970Bit greedy but I'll take it.
Towa time
>>26322073that explains the low FPS on her avatar
Getting my autism dose with Towa and Sharkzawa!Being blessed by Roboco!
>>26321913No it's me, your old pal WeeabooTrashBoii.
please understand shes autistic and has to focus
>>26321586>reposted reddit memeswhat a faggot
Konyappi!!
>>26321775Guess reading some peoples blog on DV can be a hobby?
>posts about 4chan 5 years agoRemember youre here forever
>tfw reaper may have been drawing on our canvas at some point
Fallout 1 and 2? It's more like a text-based game, right?
>>26321985it's okay Smile-san we get that you're a fag
Botan?!
>>26321859>Domestic violence blogyab
What the FUCK
>>26322082Tower is a war
>I'll just draw with my left hand while you finish yoursThis is like that drawfag collab with Watame, Suisei and Marine.
>>26322097it isyou can tell Mori's trying hard to salvage it but the shark just won't say shit
So its pretty much confirm now that Mori is the HoloEN is a Myth anon?
>I had a tablet for most of my lifehow old?
I'm like moona more and more
>>26322060wait pekora actually added the alien? that's cute as fuck
>>26321846mishimadidnothingwrong
>>26322141Torre...
Man, Botan has some really kino video edits
Watching Mori and Towa at the same time!
What the fuck is going on in Lamy and Botan's stream
>>26322116My man, its the best layout
>>26322128Oh shit
Fucking shark say something more than a single word each time
>Moona and Mori started singing at same timeWHAT THE FUCK
>>26322086Same, I already closed it. Mori should've collab with Watson or even Chicken again, Shark is too awkward for anything.
I'm not a vidya fag, I'll happily watch multiple ARK/APEX even Suisei playing Tetris for 6 hours but FUCK HORROR GAMES THEY'RE AWFUL.
>>26322048I cant believe cute isnt justice in EN. Its like Gura hasnt talked to anyone in years. Why isnt she the one in these threads?
>Mori is a chickenscratcherdisgusting
Roboco makes me feel like a child again bros. These sound like songs I would listen to while watching tv when I was young. I want to go back...
Mori please stop destroying Shark
Shark is terrible, fuck pedos
shark i love you but youre not doing so hot this stream
>>26322128I wonder whos her favorite senpai
>>26322097She definitely has an introverted personality type. And Mori is treating her like a babysitter.
Mommy Lamy...
So what happened with Rushia? Her stream bullied her?
>>26322138Scared the shit out of meI thought Botan was about to yabee
>>26322138Aloe ghost haunting botan stream..
Okay I'm gonna watch Moona nowThis level 19 cringe
Towa samahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPxpv2lzXLM
Towadrawing
>Shuba and Torre minecraftIn this moment I am zen.
>hololive japan
Shark....please say things....
>>26322131Whatever you say lunacyeye
>>26322128Check the canvases now
Shark is fucking garbage. I said it from day one that she's an autistic Tiktok zoomer and is worse than the anime club sperg
botan time
https://www.reddit.com/r/Hololive/comments/isjixq/dvブログ_in_haachamas_search_history/
>>26322192Flirting
>>26322243just typical tards acting like they're the hololive stream police
Shark please fill the air
>>26322203Nvm is just Moona, I AM FUCKING LOSING ITSTOP BEING LIKE THIS MOOONASTOP
Lamy... the void is trying to take her...
>>26322210>not watching mom and dad playing horror dating sim
>>26322203Moona also like rapits coming together isnt it
>>26322138That's some good shit from Botan.
>>26322243JOPs kept telling her to stop streaming so the english chuubas could debut. it was kinda fucked up and she ended up crying.
>>26321654I actually watch Rushia because of her charming skills.If you can believe that.
has shark even said anything of worth in the last 30 minutes
The difference between shark and squid is that squid legitimately struggles with English, while shark just chooses not to talk for some reason.
>Is there fishes in Minecraft?Towa...your Minecraft reps...
So it wasn't the Maneater game after all. Shark is just dogshit. Her only hope is to have singing streams every stream.
>>26321568>the real reason Haachama wants to go back to Japan so bad is because of domestic violenceI don't think I like this narrative
>>26322249Aloe said that ghost is an imposter
>>26322192Horror date pt.2
thanks god i'm done with my reps
>>26322243Just rushia things
shark is fine by herself. she just might not be good around people like pekora was early on.
HoloEN is all around shit, why did people think they would overtake JP? Fuck at this point I believe Twitch thots would have been better than this, at least they already have chemistry
>>26322301shark might be a legit autist that has to pause and think when speaking with people
>>26322243>>26322279>>26322297wtf link?
>>26322243Pekoniggers being pekoniggers
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MOONA??!!! LMAO
What the fuck Moona is doing?
>>26322273>寝起き声でないSOMEONE PLEASE HELP HAACHAMA
>>26322300a
>>26322297I think they made up, both sides said sorry, JOPs threw some SCs, Rushia threw some kisses, they should be okay now.
Toi...
See the difference between death's zatsudan and shark, shark is ded.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ej5_gUJgiAGuess Polka's Poltato PC spec>i7 3770K>GTX 480
Had to close the shark stream for Towa, I guess the original is always the best
towp...
Towa... Your drawing reps...
Mori is unironically being like Kiara was last night.
Twap...
>>26322266Who spends all day in her bedroom because other children are mean to her. Top daughteru material, shit waifu material.
reminder that N1 is useless for anything other than internet dick waving and that you'll crash hard the moment you try to hold a conversation with a jap face to face
pekowa war?
>>26322243retards self policing despite having managers permission.
Shark is just having a hard time letting loose. She needs more alcohol.
>>26322273>Posted by u/RushiaIsaSlag
>>26322337>言語知識 37/60>読解 50/60How
do muted youtube tabs count as a view or not?
>>26322362>>26322364Nobody cares about the landwhale.
>Subaru>Towa>LofiMinecraftCHADS RISE UP
>>26322373BEEF PC
>>26322273Is this real?... Fuck...
Is this Botan and Lammy offcollab?
>>26322358https://youtu.be/eiXWxrhFxEk
>>26322385soul...
>>26322395Wrong. It's a requirement for getting a job there
>>26322313That was expected considering she was supposed to be HER.
>>26322416seethe more
Gura's drawing of Callie looking like a bootleg Luna
Mori please... stop flexing... my shark coins...
THIS IS TOO HARAM FOR ME BOYS
>>26322395cope
>>26322419Almost heaven...
EN has absolutely no chemistry and social skills. Just listen to Botan and Lamy and the difference is like day and night.
>>26322243She pretending to cry and plenty of gullible idiots here fell for it
>>26322337wait, what is the minimum score to pass?
>>26322275cute couple
Shark was fine in her solo stream. I think she might just be nervous around people.
>>26322243it was rushia being a dramatic attentionwhore as usual
>>26322300ashe's gonna be the weakest one of the bunch
>>26322322She lives with her grandma and that viet friend of hers, what could the violence possibly even be? I'd understand her getting bullied in school, but domestic...
>>26322416Your lose, really
>>26322413Despite how people play up N1 level you don't need to get a perfect score to pass.
>yeeetMori...
>>26322454Mori and Chicken are good together.
>>26322362I-I dont get it. What's she playing ?
Just tuned into Towa's stream, what the fuck is going on?
>>26322413Not that guy but the Kanji is fucking nuts compared to the reading section
>>26322390Just like Coco shat on Kanata while being sweet to Luna.
>>26322454Dunno reaper and chicken were good yesterday
>>26322350ah yes, remember the time when her entire debut was repeating shark and a?
>>26322474viets are violent
>>26322385literally soul
Yagoochama?
EOP here, do you guys really think Mori & Gura have less chemistry than Botan & Lamy? It feels the same to me.
Mori is trying but shark is just not biting
>>26322490making a trap to catch pekol
>>26322454Chicken and Rapper are absolutely godly together, they also definetly know each other very well offline
>>26322434its not healthy to project your anger onto me, orbiter
>>26322490PekoTowa war.
>>26322454Maybe they spent more times together?
>>26322474Probably morbid curiosity
>>26322490Drowning the rabbit
>>26322273>another thing I posted made it redditS-sugoi...
>>26322454Mori and kusotori were great.
>>26322355She doesn't really pause for she doesn't really talk unless spoken to implying she's shy.
>Lamy and Botan siphoning views from duck.I'll never forgive 5th gen.
>>26322515Good post
YAGOO's niggalips
towa your drawing reps...
>>26320668>Noel and AyameJust ask for the fucking collab you menhera
>>26322454Shark is just not playing ballI suspect even the squid would be more cooperative
>>26322273God I'm so tired of you fags ferrying our memes and our narratives over to plebbit so you can make epic screencaps
>>26322413sometimes you don't need to know the kanji, just skimming the whole paragraph to get the gist of it all
I missed Towa's start.. is she planning to drown Pekora or something?
>Towa at 6kYou guys said she will lose viewers?
>>26322528They are the only ones who live in Japan, so I guess they are pretty close
imagine being breastfed by lamy haha
>>26322515Lamy & Botan are actually having fun
>>26322454b-but this thread wants me to believe gen 5 rejects have no chemistry at all unlike holoEN
>>26322474It's about her fetishes anon... can't believe I need to spell it out.
>>26322548come on nowthe quacking is what made people leave
>>26318971Glad you weren't my English teacher
>>26322490The most merciless execution plan human ever witnessed
>>26322497She's trash and people thought she was good because her city pop singing. Obsessive masturbators and literal teenagers are the only reason she has so many subscribers compared to the others who have some actual talent.
>>26322416stay mad retard
>>26322476That's not what I mean, I'm just surprised anon got a better score at reading comprehension than grammar/kanji, since you'd think you'd need a good grasp of the latter to do well in the first.
I hate how Botans stream has lower volume than other streams. Same goes for peko
Is RBC's stream dying for anyone else?
>>26322580>You guys said she will lose viewers?Her fans survived the gang bang they can survive anything
>>26322580everybody loves Towa and minecraft
>>26321586Maybe watermark our memes with "kys n*ggers" or something?
>>26322578Devilish revenge.
Be on the lookout for any nazi imagery in Mori's drawings boys.
>EOPs have left tower.......
>>26322586Well, they are playing game
I can't believe this shitty shark will surpass SuperNenechi in sub count soon...
>>26322580Look at the chat, all her EOPs have left and been replaced with japanese non-members
>>26322580The kenzoku never waverthere's also the pekoboost
>>26322580reminder to never trust /hlg/
>>26322609It's fine for me.
Is the octopus actually Corean? I don't want to watch the others since they're white or American.
>>26322630yab
>>26322580A lot of people just watch clips and don't watch streams, it's not far fetched to think Towa would keep most of her eops who even bother to watch her streams in the first place
>>26322474That's how narratives work anon, they don't have to make sense. I can further the narrative by saying the fact that they stopped making food for her is the tip of neglect iceberg
>>26322454It's the first time for them 1 on 1, and Mori is autismo just give it time
Someone crop the PekoToi drawing...
>>26322580I will never leave Towa.
>>26322461for N1 it's 100/180 i think
>>26322580Nousagi came for a visit.
>>26322630Not really
>>26322649She's Canadian-Korean.
>>26322649Why the fuck would she know korean otherwise?
>>26322649Yes she speaks Korean pretty well desu.
>>26322433I've only seen N2 required for jobs. N1 gives you some points towards being a highly skilled expert which has immigration benefits though.
>>26322580>leaving her after I bought 4 fucking BibiNever
She said the thing
>>26322637Looks half EOP to me, like always.
>Towa inclining How did she do it
>>26322474It's a cambodian university student who's renting a room. It's not her viet friend. Also Haachama reads a lot of weird manga with shoujo and horror elements.
>Low res Lamy
>>26322667Problem is not Mori tho, but Shark.
>>26322454EN is complete garbage, even the Twitchthots are better at faking chemistry. They only exists to bait EOPs for money
>>26322649korean in leaf land
>>26322687I hope you are kidding anon, why would you need more than 2?
>>26322586Botan and Lamy have good chemistry for horror games
>>2632030914/14, it was pretty fucking easy
>かかげ そして歌を披露しようKakage is still watching his adopted daughter...
>>26322630https://streamable.com/rhes2x
Apologize to the chicken.
>Aho
Kakage on Towa's chat
>>26322580Leeching of Subaru and Pekora at the same time. Sasuga Toi...
>>26322580Only 5ch said that, because they don't know that EOP towafags are cultists.
>another Botan/Lamy horror game dateJust fuck already
>>26322661She's not living with those relatives anymore. That's ancient fucking history, jesus christ.
Boobies onegai
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY IT
>>26322661>stopped making food for her>banned from using the kitchen>has to cook using the rinky-dinky setup she shows on streamThey are starving our Haachama to death...
>>26322741I want to look after this idiot!
>>26322696Pekora viewers. Her chat isn't green anymore, which makes me happy and sad.
Mori & Gura - 30,000Botan & Lamy - 20,000Subaru - 16,000Towa - 6,500Rushia - 3,700 (SC reading)Roboco - 2,000Moona - 500Risu - 400Pretty decent Monday night for Hololive. Numbers might increase when Pekora comes back.
Kakage PekoToi art soon?
It's literally babysitter mode right now and that Shark is a literal child to me.Reaper how many times you going to say the, "I love Emilia" meme?
HoloEN powr ranking, don't (You) at meChicken = Mori = Moona > Watson = Ayunda > Iofi = Ina > Risu > Senzashark
>I'll have a fun time with Kiaral-lewd
>>26322783god I hope
Towa.. Minecraft start onegai
>>26322741Sio...
>>26322783I hope so.
>>26322337jeez, good job anon, i'm still stuck at n4-n3, i need to do my reps more...
>>26322760Sad Nene noises as her sub count never increases
>>26322782Hopefully the IDs graduate soon
>>26322580Towa promises a hand job for her viewers. That's why her viewers stay.
>>26322801I'm gonna (You) you for not including Civia
towa maji trickster...
>>263227565ch also said EOPs think Mio and Korone are the same person.
>>26322790impeccable bait
>>26322782are the indogs the contrarians choice now?
>>26322782Risu topped 1400 playing Fall Guys earlier>Moona - 500Imagine unirocally missing Moona autism unleashed
>>26322801You
>>26322730I want 3 on my shelf, I think it'd look good, and I need 1 to wear. At first I wanted to buy 6 but that would be more than my whole monthly salary because I'm just a poorfag.
>>26321414>>26321381Do your part.https://files.catbox.moe/bmbvm8.jpg
>Towa getting boosted after the peko prankLel
>>26322782Towa's chat has also gone back to looking like it did in her first months.
>>26322649I saw some Korean on her ffxiv channel, so probably. I don't think she's living there though.
>>26322840they aren't?
She actually started the game!
>Stop watching for 2 weeks>More archived streams than I could possibly catch-upHow do you guys cope?
>>26322782Proud of my girl for having 16k.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBbzoisC3b4Pecor... I thought you did all the shitty Chilla's games already... you managed to dig up one of the older ones...
>>26322782I don't know why this contrarian shithole doesn't go nuts for Roboco, she's the 3rd least popular holo above Choco and Mel.
>>26322801Moona that high
>>26322731The funny thing is that it is Botan who's oozing mommy factor than Lamy.
>>26322840Korone negro...
>>26322837Civia NTRed Artia she doesn't deserve ranking and Artia neither because she doesn't play with moona
>Towa enters>Subaru leavesyab
>>26322885koronegro
Drawfag here, sometime i really wish i could draw like korone and towa again. Drawing just isn't fun anymore
>>26322877Is this also a Chilla's game?Fucking hell.
>>26322637it's the same as it always is.
Wow so Haato likes getting smacked around during sex huh? Probably likes being choked too. Dirty little whore
>>26322858It was a great stream to be fair.
>>26322840All the holos are the same girl with a voice changer
>>26322848nah, shark is terrible and carried hard solely by design
>>26322894Subaru didnt bring her bed
>>26322863I feel like that's a good thing in a way, but I also feel like she'll miss her worldwide kenzoku if they don't show up anymore. I'm not a Towafag though so maybe I'm wrong.
Why the fuck is Mori styling so hard on sharkwhy isn't she chilling
Since there's a bunch of redditfags in here give this a watch, share it and help the homos outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCOmuE8xAIE
>>26322580All girls have the same numbers. Expect IN, I have a feeling they will need some serious saving.
>>26322884Yah, it feels like shes leading her by the hand lol
Which HoloHolstein has the best tasting breast milk?
>>26322888Civia said Artia is her favorite wife. All is well again.
>>26322880I have always loved Roboco.
>>26322923so was pekora, why do you retards never remember history.
>>26322852>but anon... Risu makes cute noises.Feels fucking good being a moonafag. Moona's truly the Oshi of intellectuals
>tfw can't enjoy gen5 because the Aloe drama left a bitter aftertaste and I'm always reminded a part of them is missing whenever I try watching themI guess I'll stick to Mio and Okayu...
>>26322935please be patientshe can't understand social cues
>>26322926Towa is emotional and definitely has a connection with the worldwide kenzoku.
>>26322935I'm excited to see a MoriIna drawing collab.
>>26322882Yeshttps://files.catbox.moe/bfr3ti.jpg
>>26322872No sleep reps
>>26322936Reddit hates Holostars
Roboco is giving me some crazy nostalgia right now
>>26322935she has no chill
>>26322963Because they wasn't here.
How do I get Subaru to be my wife?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH SHARK JUST FUCKING TALK COME ON YOU AUTISTIC TODDLER
Kicky Ricky
>>26322857the mods are holoswhy would they delete it unless Mori saves us.
>>26322947Rushia
>>26322979InaMori sounds better
Botan is for sales for 10 yen
>>26322980boomer here, how the fuck are you getting mori on jetri?
>>26322926>>26322976If she's really worried she'll probably just start scheduling around the ENs.
>7khuh
Why is Minecraft suddenly making a comeback anyway? I'm not complaining
Shark, at least try to act in character for the love of god
>>26322935It works. Shark is opening up little by little
>botan says something or reads something from the game>lamy gives her own opinion>they both have a good laughshark really needs to watch and learn from this
towa is gonna hit 10k this stream
Towa... Don't dig up the beach...
>>26322936please support holostars
>>26322907>Probably likes being choked tooThat's why her voice is so shitty every morning
>>26322782I love that Subaru gets such consistent viewership no matter what she does. If only her fans had bigger pockets too.
>>26323036to?too
Just T A L KIt can't be that hard can it?I'm a huge autist but even I can talk with other people if needed (as long as it isn't a female)
>>26322976She also gets the most supashekels from overseas.
>>26322337Good fucking job anon. You are making it.
Mori hardcarrying this collab
Towautism trying to clean up the portal area again?
>>26322428wow, japs seriously really love gaijins
Towater...
>>26322963>wasyes
>>26322974MoonaMori collab when
if you're from reddit go backthanks
On no Gura your reps
>>26322428don't read the comments
>>26322926>>26322976If you look at the names, most of them are there but trying to write in simple japanese and with emotes. I see a lot of familiar name. Maybe this is some previously discussed thing between them or idk.
>>26323038a
>>26323061Because she plays around with the kagai so much, sheep is getting there now too.
Twrappers...
Twasha...
Jesus fuck Towa I turned up your volume because you're normally too soft
Towa... my ears...
>>26323045Shark is a lost cause. Not even Aqua was this bad in her sololive days.
>>26322849always has been
>>26323090too late
>>26322243Did she ape out on her roommates twitter though?
>>26323079so you're saying she grew into her role? she wasn't like that day fucking 3 after she started this gig? no fucking way
>That reaper laughGosling...
>>26323097Yeah, when there are a lot of Japanese speakers like with Towa ARK people try and type in Japanese, it's really cute.
Are we sure Shark is 18+ irl? Because by god she's an amazing actor if she isn't underdeveloped.
>look at global thread>buy/sell cringe still happening>literally dying for them to admit some of them browse the secret website known as 4chan.>constant doxxing.>/v/ everywhere.yab.
>>26323098Thank you.
>>26323152just the typical special ed kid
>>26323045Shark does not have streaming experience>inb4 its her
>>26323091oops sorry kind stranger xD pardon me my good sir *excuses myself gentlemanly*
>>26323166it literally is
Towautism...
I'm all for Watame fucking up her sleep schedule again today
Shark really feels like Korone but without Okayu as a support pillarNot sure if she'll be able to come into her own without one
So is Shark playing a character or is she literally this socially awkward?
Towa there is a better way to get sand...
>>26323157>towafag stirring up cross thread warsWhy are you always like this?
>>26323157At least they keep most of their autism in there
>>26323020Picture in Picture view, a shitty workaround since no audio control that way
Is this our first look at the holohouse?https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1305481131668598784/photo/1
>>26323057It's easy when you're the best chuuba
>yamete kudastop
It's not a Towa minecraft stream without Towaboat
>>26323118It's funny, she lost like 300 viewers
>>26322609it was dying, it's fine now
>>26323157cool
>>26323177XDDDDDD UPVOTED reddit gold*
>>26323150That's nice, I've heard that kenzoku have a reputation for being well-behaved in chat because they're an actual overseas fanbase unlike, well, whatever horrors lurk in Korone's pre-stream chat. It's great to see it in action.
>>26323145>It's literally babysitter mode right now and that Shark is a literal child to me.>right nowyou're delusional if you think this is not terrible
Towaboat...
>>26322801>Civia not first
>>26323118I want Towa to softly whisper into my ears with her deep sexy voice.
Aloe...Love...
Guys, Mori's gaijin accent when she speaks japanese gives me the weirdest boner
>54 minutes
RBC, NO!
Why is squid playing the shit Lovecraft game? I mean the old one is shit too but the first hour or so is amazing and no one could even care if you quit after the first stream.
>24kGood to see that mamas are still strong.
is miko still busy being pregnant from the unprotected sex she had with her bf?
>>26323231le narwhal bacon army has arrived
>>26321337ロリまんこスラング
"twisting the narrative", "oki doki"Is she doing this on purpose?
wait where the fuck is subaru's live2d
chumchads...she started getting a little more comfortable toward the end
>>26323157And they are making early threads.
This stream is going to end up being shark's equivalent to Korone_digs_a_hole.webm.
>>26323206wtf is picture in picture
So what's the hottest narrative as to why Haachama looks up domestic violence blogs?
>>26323243Towa has a captive western audience for a while, they do their reps so you get cute stuff like this happening.
>>26323255ASMR at 250k! Towa...
Guys, Towa is making autistic sounds again....
>>26323263Because it's new I guess and it's visually quite nice disregarding the rest of it.I'm looking forward to it even though I know, having played it, that it's a lot worse than the old one.
>>26321337あなたのオシは娼婦です
Towajisan...
What is this Towa autism?
>didn't draw InaIna the hated one in holoEN ? they jealous of her talents ? will she be showing up in the Surgeon collab ?
tojisan...
Help, my autistic devil wife is being autistic again
>Korone is too busy gosling about HoloEN to tweet anything
Why dont japs play better western horror games?
>>26323344I love Towaojisan
Toji-san...
Moona was legit too good i ended up completly missing MoriShark.....
lamychaama...
can I have a Roboco and Towa wife at the same time?
>>26323244and you must have intense autism if you don't think it's possible she's just extremely fucking shy, and is just nervous in front of 30k+ people.
>>26323208>soundproof boardsSo that's what fell on Suisei's head during her GOI stream huh