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IM GOING CUM

my takoyaki wife...

>retards keep making threads

What the fuck are these touhou fags doing?

Ehh good enough

>>26344420
It's a 2hu falseflagger.

Watson is fucking based, everything about her is good and what isn't she's working on.

>5 new threads
sugoi

ENTER

Are you ready, Teamates?

jesus 5 fucking threads

THIS IS THE THREAD

>>26344424
Sharkchads, I kneel...

sasuga

>>26344421
They are raging before the dying of the light.

>>26344420
>The annoyed salty 2huers trying to make bait early image limit threads

Fad has been dead for years now, give it up old man.

2hutards are so mad

>go to 5ch to find the gura thread since we cant have on here
>find the sio anti thread titled "I want to suck Tamaki-kun's dick"

>>26344374
Can I be a watsonposter too?

>>26344421
>>26344420
Apparently some touhoufags are assblasted because they have 1 thread less to discuss Okina's dead womb

>>26344444
>5 repeating digits
WITNESSED

>>26344374
>>26344345
>>26344403
>>26344382
>>26344301
The locals are restless

>>26344421
Lashing out at the loss of their board.

aw ye

>>26344465
Wrong thread but based anyways

>won't be able to watch Watson's rep stream live
at least I can watch the upload

DOES THE SUFFERING EVER END

>>26344444
OOOOO

>>26344447
>yes I have Amelia membership, how could you tell?

>>26343920
2-4 buttons... We can't make it any easier... Maybe card games like Hearthstone...

why are there unironically 7 hololive global threads

>>26344487
Sure, sure, play dumb, but we all know.

>>26344487
HATS.

>>26344487
hiding her power level

I'm going to assume that this is the right thread.

guys why is Ina so fucking CUTE JESUS

Why haven't (you) killed yourself to be with Calli yet?

>>26344481
7(seven) threads
Abayo holos. Youre gonna make 2whos snap if one more diaper thread gets pushed into the abyss.

Haha holy shit you absolute retards

>>26344505
She will exclusively stream VN's a month from now.

>>26344199
>Hololive is the ground floor and will never die now, Botan already got sponsored to shill the new Call of Duty and many of them have already gotten computer part ad deals.
I want to agree with you but we haven't got to the *big money* yet, we haven't got to the literal billion dollar companies that own the platforms that Hololive has to operate on.

Hololive might be huge and self-sustaining now, but it's still an ant compared to say, Google. Google being a company that has outright endorsed streamers and banned competition to promote them. Same with Amazon with Twitch and Microsoft with Mixer. All of these companies are so rich that they could dictate the rules around how vtubers operate from here until forever, and Hololive would have to follow it. Even if it is competitively poison and results in everything declining like they did with say, ASMR.

>>26344215
I don't think this is doomposting, I think this is exactly what happened with gaming streamers on these platforms. The platforms they were on did the Mafia boss thing of demanding that other, larger streamers join them or get kicked out.

And yes, this is now large enough for them to consider doing the same thing again. But it's not doomposting, it's a warning: You can fight this if you raise enough hell about it. The problem with the game streamers is that most of their audience were kids who didn't know or care about behind-the-scenes drama. We do. We can change this if it gets to this point because our audience is lonely virgins, who have all of the time in the world. Not kids swiping left on their tablets who detest anything cartoony to begin with.

bros................................................................................

>>26344510
2hu bros are trying to help us get a new board in the most autistic way possible

>>26344472
>touhoufags are assblasted
Oh how the tables have turned.

>>26344522
>stealing Mori's kill

Anon....

For me it's Amelia.

>>26344489
Today is the day I stay up all night and ruin my sleep schedule, watson starts at midnight and then it's like 4 streams in a row then i'm sure kiara and calli will have something not too long after those. What is wrong with me? I always liked vtubers but these girls have broken me and I need more of them

>>26344518
ALL OF THEM

>>26344518
Post hats.

>>26344537
Stinky shak!

>loses 10k subs during debut and gets 70k more in 2 days
>Tells spics to fuck off
>/g/ nutcase
>highly possible she lurks /hlgg/
>Forbids retards from chatting on the pre-stream
UNSTOPPABLE AND MENTALLY UNTOUCHABLE

>>26344424
Its not fair bros, nene is so cute and tries so hard and then she gets immediately overtaken by this retarded shark who barely even talks

Just watched Amelia's Apex stream. I don't even like Apex but that was great.

Please stop spamming new threads once the old one's gone, just be patient.

I'm.. slowly turning to an Amelia fan.. reaper chads.. help..

8 threads now. Stop. Dont hit 10. It wont end well

Ina is the best HoloEN for cuddling. Just imagine those tentacles wrapped around you, holding you close to her and never letting go.

>>26344532
>Realta Nua with shark
comfy

>>26344533
>it's a warning
>You can fight this if you raise enough hell about it
Now I REALLY want you to fuck off.

>>26344521
I just want to be embraced by those tentacles and then slowly asphyxiate

>>26344530
>all those 2HU's in OP
Hmmm, I think this calls for an investigation!

Your soul
Hand it over

>>26344487
バスヅー？
バスヅーオノワト？

>>26344522
>finishing yourself off without permission
Bad anon

>>26344522
Shes off duty right now so you would only get Death-sensei

>>26344424
The raw power from Sharkzawa is amazing.

>>26344446
I still wish suspects or clues had won

>>26344537
STINKY SWEATY SHARK CUNNY

>>26344518
SHE STOLE THE HAT

Are sure she's not a magpie?

>>26344537
its her, confirmed

>>26344487

>>26344584
What going to happen niggerman?

>>26344577
She's also Botan tier at games.

>>26344533
Yes google could ban its most successful streaming company on youtube and main penetrator into the Japanese market for no reason while spending a shitload of money to try and make a shitty chinese copy. They won't do that. Yes Google is evil as fuck and will eventually destroy society before we die, but they won't be banning Hololive any time soon.

>>26344593
Well it hasn't happened YET. I'm saying that it probably will happen, eventually.

Cucumbers are a metaphor for penises. Pickles are a metaphor for unwashed penises. Get it?

>>26344591
Thats what im doing with my tentacle plushes in bed. Theyve never been this comfy

>>26344459
I like the touhou threads. We should make a thread where we pretend the 2hus are chuubas and make up narratives about them.

>>26344487
Is this the new "based on what?"

>>26344533
>You can fight this if you raise enough hell about it. The problem with the game streamers is that most of their audience were kids who didn't know or care about behind-the-scenes drama. We do. We can change this if it gets to this point because our audience is lonely virgins, who have all of the time in the world. Not kids swiping left on their tablets who detest anything cartoony to begin with.
holy based, upvoted

>>26344610
I appreciate the thought Amelia but I think I'll wait till Mori is ready to raise hers.

>>26344537
>Sweating is a process designed to help organisms cool down. On land, sweat on the skin evaporates and takes heat away from the body, making you feel cooler. In the sea, water can't evaporate off the fish because they are already in water! So no, fish don't sweat.
Guys, is there a test you can take to re-new your shark loicense?

>>26344537
Oooooooooh, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I think im gonna GSOLING AAAAAAAH NIGGERMAN TASKUHELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wtf are you retards doing

>>26344577
>Forbids retards from chatting on the pre-stream
I mean, she should have just disabled pre stream chat in the first place

>>26344564
I have also been completely broken, I would ruin my sleep schedule but I sadly have a life to live

mash 2a > mash 5
the true anime players combo!
I hope the shark does well on her muse dash stream later!

I'm reeeeeeeealy hoping Ina's low energy and seemingly less popularity to the others will scare aware r*ddit and discord faggots.
I want her all to myself. I guess you homos can come too.

>>26344658
Very obvious falseflag by oldtimers.

>>26344622
>press B

>>26344533
>lonely virgins
kek

>>26344577
also told twitch retards to fuck off with "poge?"

>>26344537
IT IS HER

>>26344577
Also
>does rep streams at a level of japanese that I can actually learn from.

could you faggots stop this shit?
we already shit up this board enough as it is

>>26344658
the 2hus are afraid...

>>26344658
based regardless

>>26344577
>exclusively uses the proper term for magazine
I bet she's /k/ but will probably never give any direct indication.

Today I unsubbed from my Membersheep and will now wait till I can give all of my salary to Amelia. Did I do good?

>>26344577
SHE IS COMPLETELY FUCKING BASED

>>26344673
If it's obvious it isn't...ahh forget it

Do you think sometimes Mori has pity sex with her victims before taking their souls?

>>26344627
>Yes google could ban its most successful streaming company on youtube and main penetrator into the Japanese market for no reason
But they do have a reason, if they ban it, then they get that market.
Which yes, they have done before. Twitch, Microsoft, Google, all of them banned their main penetrator into the gaming sphere just so suck up the remains with their own licensed variants of those streamers.
And again, I don't think they'll outright ban Hololive, but they can dictate how it operates while vtubers who say, work with these companies, can do whatever they want with impunity.

>>26344658
The natives are getting uppitty and actually killing their old threads in the process. It's amusing to watch

Where's my free anal coupon with Watson?

It's really horrible that Amelia probably won't be able to collab with Botan because lag.

>>26344537
LICK LICK LICKITY LICK AND LAP AND SCHLURP AND DRINK DELICIOUS SWEAT FROM GURA'S MUSKY WET PITS

It's difficult...

>>26344510
>unironically
It is the opposite.

>>26344694
You are contributing to Hololive JPs closings by switching.

>>26344638
/jp/ is way too sour and confrontational for that to happen.

>Easiest to hardest HoloENs for Japanese to get into

>Kiara - She seems like her a Japanese person who's just skilled in English, and she's an honorary nousagi
>Mori - Decent Japanese, her reactions are easy to understand and she even does kanji lessons
>Gura - Basically, she's super cute and she says SHAAAAK. Other than that I don't know.
>Watson - Like a native Haachama. Her streams are 90% English but I'll watch anways because I'm a gamer.
>Ina - Unknown right now, but since her streams seem to be focused on drawing and chatting she might be a hard filter for Japanese

Replies:
>The drawing streams are actually easy to get into
>So long as I can listen to the octopus be cute and draw well, I'm satisfied
>I can understand Kiara's streams, but that doesn't make them interesting

>>26344613
I wish we had been called bubs
I just want her headpats...

>>26344537
>getting sweaty with blitzed sen
b-based

>>26344579
I don't even like fps in general and it was fucking great

>>26344689
The weak should fear the strong

>>26344577
I like her boing-boing outfit, I wish we see it more.

I really appreciate the small details, like the little watermark in the top left of the thumbnail for Gawr Gura's maneater stream.

Being humorously esoteric is key.

>>26344577
I literally cannot kneel anymore.

>>26344702
No, but she does laugh at you if you never scored.

>>26344700
I know, I know.

>>26344689
Too many people in this general. We need a new board.
HIRO

>>26344621
well duh

Shark is going to play Muse Dash.

Holy fuck, IT'S HER.
This is the ultimate proof.

FUCK THESE WHORES
MY SANITY & SLEEP >>>>>>>>>>>> HOLOEN SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>26344640

God I hate youtube faggots

I CAN'T PICK BETWEEN AMELIA AND MORIII AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE THEM BOTH

>https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1305624541826146304
Viewers could make a custom server with some mods, maybe even vsh/ff2 and have her play with them

don't know how open fortress and tf2 classic are doing right now but those could be good too

>>26344694
>Watame
>WATson AMElia
I'm pretty sure it all goes to the same person.

Apologize.

>>26344709
she's leagues better than botan as an entertainer anyways