/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Yes, because he's a doctor and has touched so many vaginas that he probably doesn't find one about to give birth to be all that sexual at all.

You'd have to be a real fucking loser to get worked up over a medical professional seeing your wife's vagina while making sure she doesn't die from squeezing an 8 pound baby out of it.

Yes, because he'd be wearing gloves, so he wouldn't actually be touching her at all.

>>2645519
>You'd have to be a real fucking loser to (...)
>/jp/

>>2645508
She is a cartoon, not your waifu.

Well I wouldn't want to have kids but I'm sure there are female doctors out there.

What would 2,5D people be like?

And how would I explain why this 12 year old is pregnant?

>>2645561

Tell them she's really 1000 years old

>>2645561
He's a doctor, he should know how that works by now.

>>2645566
The cops sure would believe him.

Eirin can touch her vagina all she wants.

...she can also test how well she kisses at the same time.

>>2645508
Are there people who would actually be against letting a doctor help their wife during labor? What the fuck?

>>2645589
If it gets me van`ed...

>>2645589
Just like 90% of all sects.

Nah, i gotta get caesarean section, since vaginal way makes her pussy too big and raw (also loli can't give a birth this way). So no "naughty" area touchs.

>>2645602
2D loli can. Haven't you watched any hentai?

>>2645589
What if the doctor was some sick guy who got off from getting to see a vagina get stretched first "hand"?

>>2645613
Is there a hentai movie with loli, giving birth?
source.

>>2645508
Of course not, so I would have to become a doctor. It's the most logical solution.

>>2645536
>female doctors

So you would be okay with your waifu sleeping naked together with another woman who happened to be lesbian? People who have not found TRUE 2D LOVE cannot answer this question by the way. Gender is a moot point, just makes things more bothersome if they're your gender.

>>2645667
I think I'd still be jealous if my waifu sleeps with a lesbian.

>>2645667
I would be okay with it if I got to sit and watch them do it.

>>2645667
Probably not. But that's a lot different from a female doctor who is most likely straight preventing my waifu from dying during childbirth.

>Lets say you did manage to find a waifu
lets try get across that road first

Eyewitness News called the police department...who said, call the fire department...who said, call 9-1-1...who said, call 3-1-1..who said, call the mayor's office.

I happen to be a licensed gynecologist, so of course I would deliver her baby myself.

I'm guessing most people here haven't seen a live birth.
It is hideous man. Women lose control of their bladder/bowels, a mess of blood and guts, shit and piss, screaming and a vagina the size of a gaping hallway only to produce a different lump of screaming inhuman looking flesh wrapped in mucus and guts.
Unless the doctor is a guro fetishist or a complete pervert there is no way they're getting off on it.

>>2645852
Pediatric Gynocology?

>>2645895
But of course

>>2645876

This. It's disgusting.

>>2645876
It's more of a mental thing, that another man here on this very same planet where you stand, had access to your waifu's gap with you standing there to watch. It's even worse if you have the virgin mindset, where you just can't stand thinking about your waifu having fucked/fooled around with other men before.

>>2646152
Someone secure in his sexuality and free from inferiority complexes doesn't have this problem.

>>2646329
Someone secure in his sexuality and free from inferiority complexes doesn't post on /jp/.

Your point?

Doctors have been doing it for millennia. If I really had a problem with it, there's something wrong with me.

You guys do realize gynecologists exist, right?

Doctors already saw your waifu's "naughty" area several times, even if she never gave birth.

>>2646356
Who the hell goes to the doctor when not in need of immediate medical attention?

>>2646366

Routine cervical smear for HPV maybe

>>2646366
The same people for whom the likelihood of ever needing "immediate" medical attention will be drastically reduced

>>2646366
The ones who don't want to die with cancer?

This is tremendously petty.

I'd not deny mai waifu proper medical care out of a misplaced sense of jealousy. An obstetrician is a highly trained person that would not have their position if there was any doubt of their moral character.

>>2646356
Do girls ever get turned on when they go to the gynocolegist?

>>2646383
I do, but only because my doctor is hotttttttt.

>>2646383
Do you get turned on when you get a check-up at the clinic?

>>2646383
NO.

Whoever told you they do was lying. The instruments are cold. You feel uncomfortable. What, do you think the lube they used was just for show?

>>2646347
>Someone secure in his sexuality and free from inferiority complexes doesn't post on /jp/.

You're mistaking an unsocial personality with insecurity. This is a gross error; the sorts of people who are most commonly plagued by insecurity and self-doubt aren't "losers" but rather sluts - they sleep around because they crave attention and self-affirmation.

The fact that most of the people on here don't care one iota what "normals" or anyone besides themselves thinks is proof that if naything, the /jp/ is quite confident, just uninterested in certain things.

>>2646387
No you don't.

>>2646394
see
>>2646387

>>2646399
see
>>2646397

I'd imagine good girls blush a deep shade of purple when they go to the gynecologist whereas the sluts are more like 'meh, been through this a thousand times before'.

>>2646407
Then it's a good thing that your fantasies don't reflect reality.

>>2646414
What do you mean? Most good girls would be horrified about some random man shoving things up their vagoo.

>>2646438
Good girls you are thinking of only exist in 2D. All 3D women will pretend not to, but in actuality will enjoy it as they all have rape fantasies anyways.

>>2646379
And I am one.

Ohohohohoho be glad that your waifus arent real so I wont enjoy them.

>>2646438
No, because most good girls have been through it before a thousand times, and realize that it's just an exceedingly common medical procedure performed by a trained professional. Sure, the first time it's probably uncomfortable, but I wasn't too pleased about the idea of an older man feeling up my balls for cancer the first couple times either.

>>2646452
Guys don't need regular check ups on their balls, what are you talking about?

>>2646452
You let an old man feel up your balls? I hope it was urgent...

>>2646447
>as they all have rape fantasies anyways.

Yeh. There was this girl on /a/ the other day who said she gets turned on when she heard about rape stories in the news. Sometimes women can really disgust me in that aspect.

>>2646461
l2 testicular cancer

>>2646461
>>2646463
Well then, I hope you enjoy having one ball like Tom Green. I'll enjoy my painless yearly physical with my family friend doctor.

>>2646465

You can self-examine perfectly well for testicular cancer.

For cervical cancer and to some extent breast cancer it's not as easy.

>>2646473
Wow, now an incest ball-checkup.

>>2646484
>doesn't understand what incest is

>>2646464
>Yeh. There was this girl on /a/ the other day who said she gets turned on when she heard about rape stories in the news.

>There was this girl on /a/

How do you know that wasn't a troll?

>>2646489
Help yourself to whatever makes you feel secure bro.

>>2646479
Of course I can just check myself now. Nevertheless, my point remains valid. No matter how "good" the perfectly innocent girl (that exists only in your fantasies) is, it's merely a medical procedure.

Medical profession is awesome

There's nothing so empowering as asking a girl who's a complete stranger to lift up her shirt and have her do it without calling the cops

>>2646496
Enjoy your frivolous, but nonetheless successful lawsuits

>>2646461
I've had my penis checked by two different doctors because of a skin condition I have, and I wasn't particularly uncomfortable with it, knowing that men shouldn't let highly controllable feelings like embarrassment get in their way.

Does that make me a slut, athens-kun? ;_;

ITT Muslim fundamentalists

>>2646490
Too obvious, no punchline or anything particularly enraging.

>>2646494

I was just trying to back up athens' point that guys don't NEED medical check ups on their balls, that's all.

I agree with you that having a routine procedure isn't anything to get worked up about

>>2646506
>Too obvious, no punchline or anything particularly enraging.

It was enraging enough for you to remember and mention it, in addition to making a rather outrageous claim. Sounds like you got trolled.

ITT: Anual ball check-ups that aren't necessarily required but anon takes it anyway because they're insecure and is subdued to bet on the off-chance that a female doctor will touch their penis.

This is the last time I ever wonder what the rest of 4chan is like.
I'll stay in /a/ & /v/.

>>2646517
>/a/ & /v/

terrible.

>>2646517
Enjoy your mini-/b/

>>2646512
I've heard of rape fantasies before so it didn't strike me as too much of a stretch.

>>2646512
Rape fantasies are pretty common. Of course, "rape" usually means "this unknown perfect guy that I would do in a heartbeat just came out of nowhere and is forcing me to do embarrassing things, oh no!"

Fantasies and real life are always completely different.

>>2646532
Do you have any rape fantasies, slut?

>>2646532

Not that this is anything interesting or anything, but
a female I knew from an MMO kept obsessing over some guy who messaged her on her birthday, on the spot at 12:00AM (although probably coincidence) because he asked if she lived in Long Beach, CA (she lives a city over). It's been over seven months since that night and she's still obsessed about it like fuck, she brings it up in every conversation and puts the conversation log as her display picture on MSN. She can't give me a reason every time I ask her either.

>"this unknown perfect guy that I would do in a heartbeat just came out of nowhere and is forcing me to do embarrassing things, oh no!"

Is this what's going on?

>>2646532
This. And usually it's not even a random guy.

So It's basically just a "submission" fantasy. Like how men read H-doujins where the man is aggressive.

>>2646532

What do you mean by embarassing things? Like degrading things? Because I think degrading things are what people with inferiority complex have. There's a difference between that and just being dominated.

Durr hurr, girls aren't allowed to have any sexual thoughts, otherwise they're sluts.

>>2646447
>>2646464
I'm a guy, and I have rape fantasies. Not about me raping someone, but me being raped by someone. I don't think I'm the only man being turned on by those fantasies. Does that make me a slut? Am I disgusting too, athens?

>>2646541
Durr hurr, girls aren't allowed to have any sexual thoughts, otherwise they're sluts.

To be honest I like H-Doujins where it's the man in control but the girl is maybe a bit older (older sister) and seems to be more independent (at least before the sex starts). I like that whole apathetic older sister thing and the brother trying to get her attention and she's just like 'meh', it's cute.

That being said I like traditionally feminine girls too.

>>2646564
You're a slut no matter if you have sexual fantasies or not. Answer the question, please.

>>2646572
She did answer, by getting defensive. You can take it from there.

It's not that hard to deliver a baby. I learned in about 10 minutes by reading a step-by-step manual of what to do in case you're on a bus in the middle of nowhere and a woman goes into labor. I'm not a certified midwife, but I could deliver the baby, then give it to the doctor to make sure it's healthy.

>>2646591

why did you learn this skill?

It's like >>2645513 said, you see it so much it's value is reduced... unless he has some weird fetish for a hairy covered sweaty stretching twat that's been cut and has a fucking crotch fruit oozing out of it.

>>2646572
>>2646541
I have rape fantasies. Could you call me a slut too, please?

>>2646607
Slut.

>>2646607
sup slut

>>2646605
Honestly, I was bored.

Not-so-honestly, so I could be of help in case a woman goes into labor somewhere where a doctor and/or ambulance isn't readily at hand.

>>2646607

It depends on whether you are a girl or not

How to say "You are fucking retarded" in Japanese /jp/?

>>2646625
ユウアーファッキングリターデッド

>>2646620
>girl
>/jp/

>>2646612
>>2646613
Thank you.
>>2646620
I'm a girl inside. ;_;

>>2646628
Yeah no girls in the internet, etc, now go back to /b/ with your retarded memes.

I'd hold your baby, baby.