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26476556 No.26476556 [Reply] [Original]

What do you have to say for yourself?

>> No.26476774

>>26476556
I ask her what she means by lewd acts.
I... don't even... I haven't even... *tears*
I'M A NEET, THERE'S NO WAY I'D HAVE INTERACTION WITH A GIRL.

>> No.26476777
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Not fair! I didnt have a lawyer

>> No.26477424
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>>26476556
I'd ask if she wants me to help her relieve some stress.

>> No.26484108
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>>26476556
i appeal to the facts
now if she accused me of lewd THOUGHTS that would be one thing, but ACTS? i'm the purest angel in that regard

>> No.26484196

>>26476556
Please don’t tell anyone

>> No.26485357
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>>26484108
Easy, if you did anything lewd with the Baku or the Getsu sisters in a dream, that can be considered a lewd act.
Off to hell you go!

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>>26485357
i call doremy as my witness, my dreams are squeaky clean

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>>26485357
i call gengetsu as my witness, my dreams are squeaky lewd

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>>26485411
You fool, what if Doremy just shapeshifted into someone else and you were unaware of it? What if you forgot about that paizuri she gave to you while pretending to be Yukari?

>> No.26491165

>>26476556
I'm not on trial, I'm putting the whole system on trial

>> No.26498949

>>26485357
GENGETSU RAPED ME, HOW COULD I DEFEND MYSELF IN A DREAM EIKI! THE SKY CAN BECOME THE GROUND AND SHIT CAN BECOME GOLD! I'M INNOCENT!

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>>26498949
Ah, so you admit that you partook in these lewd acts. Guilty as charged.

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>>26476556
My options were limited, please understand! It wasn't by choice!

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>>26476556
yes

>> No.26499824

>>26499198
I DIDN'T ADMIT TO ANYTHING

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>>26476556
Guess you better arrest me then

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>>26499824
You have acknowledged that the "raping" did indeed happen, in this case admitting your guilt. Likewise, evidence suggests you did not try to force yourself to wake up. On the contrary, we believe you may have tried to prolong the dream for as long as possible. So can it really be labeled as rape if this is true?

>> No.26500238
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>>26485357
Mugetsu can testify for me. We did not do the lewd, just cuddling.

>> No.26500293

>>26500120
I visited Eirin because I hadn't slept in weeks.
I couldn't wake up on my own even if I wanted to.

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>>26500293
>Even if I wanted to
So you admit you made no attempt in actually trying to resist the "rape" by getting out of the dream world. Therefore willingly submitting to the lewd act.
Self-incrimination at its finest. Off to hell it is.

>> No.26500553

>>26500372
That's it. I've had enough of your unjust ruling!
I'm calling Hecatia! I have her on speed dial.

>> No.26500766

>>26500372
Eiki, you seem awfully focused on sex even though it didn't actually happen. Do you need some action?

>> No.26501078

>>26500372
Heck said I can go back to living life. It happened in a world that wasn't real, so therefor it isn't enforceable.
Besides, at one point or another, someone thought about killing someone. Just the mere thought is horrible. Using that logic, YOU would be held accountable as well. I'm certain that everything I said has gone through that head of yours. You would be as guilty as I am in that case, and so would millions if not billions of others if they so much as walked wrong in a dream world, let alone their very thoughts.
We can still be friends however. That much I am willing to do, Yamaxanadu Shiki Eiki.

>> No.26501850

>>26500766
Eiki has Komachi for that!

>> No.26502580

>>26476556
How can a flat-chested freak like you know what is and isn't a lewd act? You're probably a kissless virgin!

>> No.26503334

>>26502580
That makes two of us!
I'll hug her so it becomes just that!

>> No.26503603

>>26502580
So that's why she is so interested in anon's lewd acts.
I want to lose my virginity to Eiki!

>> No.26503786

>>26476556
If you wanted a kiss, Yama, you just had to say so.

>> No.26504181

>>26476556
I swear, I never would have hugged Eiki if I'd known she'd use it to blackmail me into further hugs every single day...

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>>26476556
>What do you have to say for yourself?
She already passed judgement, it doesn't matter if I have something to say or not.

This is why Shittyeiki is a depressed virgin, she can't even do her job properly.

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Keep your Lily Pokos dry.

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>>26486099
>you were unaware of it?
can't be held complicit in a crime that is based on knowledge of it then. innocent!
so do i get netherworld or heaven?

>> No.26554908

>>26476556
I feel bad for that one guy who called Eiki a flat chested freak.
It means I get to cheer her up.

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>>26554908
She has something more special to cheer her up

>> No.26555231

>>26554908
But a girl being flat chested is a good thing.

>> No.26568476

>>26476556
Where is the evidence?

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>>26476556
But Eiki wears such a short skirt, and Komachi always leaves her shirt open. This entrapment, clear as day!

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>>26476777
I want to lewd this lawyer.

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>>26499466

>> No.26607755

>>26476556
Yes, and? I'm going to go fap to images of the yama getting fucked in the ass.

>> No.26620669
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I believe this is entrapment, Ms. Yama.

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>> No.26626434

>>26607678
Is that Franzy dressed as young Franzy or just a slightly older young Franzy?

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>>26625826
I want Eiki to crush me with those legs while asking me whether I solemnly swear that I will the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.

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>>26476556
My married life with the Flower Master of Four Seasons is none of your business, Supreme Judge of Hell. Don't be jealous that you don't get any.

>> No.26698111

>>26644151
Eiki decides your fate.

>> No.26736881

>>26607678
I'd rather have Mia, Maya, Iris, and/or Dahlia.

>> No.26737132

eiki has always has one of the sinsacks face under her butt serving her as a chair

>> No.26739345
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She's more than just a judge!

>> No.26739492

>>26476556
Wrong jurisdictions

>> No.26739795

>>26476556
is mating pressing my lolihip pretending its a cute fairy bad?

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>> No.26849939

>>26814201
I wonder how many other yama there are. It can't just be Eiki, unless there's one for each reality. I.E. One for Gensokyo, one for RM, etc.

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>>26476556
Please Eiki gimme a break! I was just trying to be nice to a lonely goddess!

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>> No.26918655

>>26849939
it's not just eiki, she's named yamaxanadu because she's the yama of fantasy, or gensokyo. there's supposed to be more assigned to other places in the real world

>> No.26920856 [DELETED] 
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>>26918573
Let's face it. Eiki wants to be thrown down on the floor, bed, street, bar, anywhere and fucked senseless.

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>>26920856
I bet she would at first protest and tell you to stop, but not actually try to fight back. When you put it in, moaning is all that would come out of her mouth.

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>> No.27077297

>>26739345
I want that mouth wrapped around my cock

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>>26920856
eiki is probably the most sexually frustrated and submissive/masochistic in gensokyo
when your job involves literally deciding the eternal fates of living souls, you probably love it when someone makes you the helpless one at the bottom

>> No.27135920

>>27097037
Heterochromia runs in Eiki's genes!

>> No.27174094

>>27097589
I'm sure Eiki isn't so much of an asshole to not put herself in someone else's place. She has to feel some remorse if she sends some poor soul to the undesirable realm.

>> No.27202142

>>26476556
Eiki looks lewd herself. That's what I have to say. The tinge of pink on her cheeks, the color of her lips. Her well kept appearance, uneven hair and wonderful voice. Her precious green eyes. It's baffling how someone like her doesn't have a partner yet, but I guess that's what happens when you don't have that good of a reputation.

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You've just added one more crime to your ledger.
Oh my oh my, your sinbook isn't looking great at all...
You are very bad at living your life fairly it seems. I shall be your teacher.

>> No.27224208

>>26476556
"Yeah, but none of them involved you"

>> No.27224288

>>27224124
Yeah no.
I don't trust a judge who wears the crest of a royal family on their gloves.
You have lost all of whatever credibility you had left Eiki.

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>>27224208
well since she is yama every sin and virtuous act by living beign is consern of hers, makes me wonder though how would she act on when she gets truly virtuous person to judge.
how i see it there is need for balance to these things and too virtuous person is not necessarily no better than sinful one but then again do such thing exist in first place. and is yama herself embodiment of this balance?

>> No.27224992

>>27224208
You idiot, that'll just make her angry.

>> No.27225047

>>27224992
"I don't see what the problem is, you're just not hot enough to whack off too"

>> No.27241034

>>27224124
Please teach me, Yama-sensei!

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The punishment is paizuri.

>> No.27241436 [DELETED] 
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Jerking off during Eiki's lecture! Ejaculating all over her pantyhose! Jerking off again while getting lectured about messing up the judge's uniform! Passing out after hours of JOLs!

>> No.27245828 [DELETED] 

yabba

>> No.27261485

>>27245828
don't do it.

>> No.27261515

>>27241436
I'm sure Eiki would get you to behave one way or another... She could always hit you with the Rod of Remorse over and over again until you stopped.

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>> No.27324340

I'm sorry that I jerked it to a picture of you with big tits.

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