/jp/ - Otaku Culture

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Alright fags, we're doing this. Deadbeats sing "Excuse My Rudeness, But Could You Please RIP?"
Please upload your acapella versions of the track to vocaroo, or a similar audio hosting platform.
Email submissions to CalliopeMori@cumallover.me
Will mix it up on 10th of October, and submit it to Calli's contest before the cutoff.

Original song - https://youtu.be/5y3xh8gs24c
Instrumental - https://youtu.be/-sihZLgIO_k (Description, linked under remix materials)
Lyrics (with romaji for EOPs) - https://pastebin.com/zemTGw9

DU YU RELE BELEV ET

https://youtu.be/0NLw-SDzfXM?t=25

No Artias beyond this point

Hmm hmm
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Last thread
>>26632047

>>26638695
>>26638694
something about this gremlin is cute and makes me want to root for her to win Civia

>>26638654
Keep saying that, faggot. You Europeans are literally united whether you like it or not. The EU makes both LAWS and ECONOMIC POLICIES.

I'm going maaad!

https://files.catbox.moe/9gonme.mp3

How is my cute autistic wine aunt so fucking LARGE?

Why are they so gay?

Reminder that Mori HATES all her colleagues

>>26638695
du yu rele belev Artia will follow any rule?

https://files.catbox.moe/nigik0.webm

>>26638680
Cursed OP image

how come indos and flips are such big weebs

>>26638726
They're all straight though?

https://files.catbox.moe/1oryjg.mp4
WRISK? WIST? WEAST? BREAST?

>>26638725
cause she's full of souls
deepest lore

>>26638694
Our gremlin cant be this cute

Stop narrative posting and join Amelia membership right now!

Of course I love my wife Watson Amelia. How could you tell?

squid a cute!

Is it considered ironic that most of the the antis are European?

>>26638680
Based OP image

>>26638726
Forgot image.

>>26638685
Visual representation of what Ina is doing which her golden yagoos.

>>26638617
>It is now supposed to denote any quirky, obsessive, repetitive, or antisocial behavior.
That's how it was before, now I often see something or someone called autistic without any of those traits

Holo schedules
>https://schedule.hololive.tv/

EN
>Calliope
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
>Kiara
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHsx4Hqa-1ORjQTh9TYDhww
>Ina'nis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCMwGHR0BTZuLsmjY_NT5Pwg
>Gura
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
>Amelia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyl1z3jo3XHR1riLFKG5UAg

ID
>Iofi
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAoy6rzhSf4ydcYjJw3WoVg
>Risu
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOyYb1c43VlX9rc_lT6NKQw
>Moona
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCP0BspO_AMEe3aQqqpo89Dg

CHN
>Civia
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgNVXGlZIFK96XdEY20sVjg
>Yogiri
https://space.bilibili.com/427061218
>Spade
https://space.bilibili.com/456368455
>Artia
https://space.bilibili.com/511613155/
https://www.twitch.tv/artia_hololive
>Rosalyn
https://space.bilibili.com/511613157
>Doris
https://space.bilibili.com/511613156/

>>26638694
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKIN' DICK?

One day Gura is going to start the stream and tell us she finally used her emergency ration

>>26638725
It's the chemicals they put in the water

When's the Ina karaoke PLEASE

>>26638733
escapism from their shitty country, too bad they're too poor to donate

>>26638725
Why is everyone but Amelia eating

White men steal your brown women SEAmonkeys.

>>26638680
If you think Gura's social anxiety is severe, you haven't seen this yet.
https://i.4cdn.org/jp/1600250819382.webm

>>26638695
MENTARRY ANTACHABOR

>>26638748
Only chicken antis, we love everyone else.

Reminder it was Gura that called Amelia impure, Kiara tried to defend her. Amelia accepted that she was impure. That was it, stop narrativeposting.

>>26638766
She had a stomach ache that stream.

>>26638750
drawfags onegai

>>26638766
Piss bottles doesn't get to eat.

>>26638750
here's the webm

I was slow to realize why Mori has big boobs. Think about it, what is a big cup size?

>>26638727
Kiara and Mori having hate sex!

I want to motorboat Amelia's fat tits

>>26638766
Amelia gave the cucumber to Ina for bullying purposes, it was hers. And Ina is just watching her figure.

>>26638726
>>26638750
Because girls feel nice

Detective x Tentacle monster is peak ship, they need some nice tentacle smothering art.

Is Sherlock Holmes fucking dead in Hololive canon?

>>26638695

>>26638781
B

Amelia's gamer gunk...

>>26638750
When did they do it? I just watched it but didn't get that moment.

>>26638730
do yu rely belieb that's artia? thast just a PICTURE dum dum

>>26638685
What is rate up?

>>26638772
Where is proof? All I remember was Mori trying to damage control asking what did Kiara mean by "pure" and Kiara just ignoring her and moving on to "haha so where should Amelia go"

>>26638741
I can't believe Mori is Shang Tsung,.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_5sQ1tU-gk

You haven't been neglecting your jerking reps, have you anon?

What does Ame's breath smell like?

I still can't believe Amelia is a caring gremlin who does her best for all of her coworkers even when she's not feeling well and to the point of destroying her sleep schedule completely

Anyone got this picture, but with a niggerman? Thanks.

>>26638680
Delet this.

>>26638727
She seems to watch every Gura's stream she is awake for.

>>26638822
Stop being horny, start being productive.

>>26638793
Don't think about this too much

>Characters designed by somebody else.
>Live2D model created by somebody else.
>Brand recognition earned by somebody else.
>Paychecks leeched from somebody else.
Remind me, anonchama, why do you support these parasites?

What did you do today? There are no HoloEN streams going on, so how did you keep yourself busy?

>Asacoco is coming back today
Will she make fun of Chicken?

How fun is it to tease a socially anxious person? Like Imagine going out together and suddenly disappearing and she panics and calls you immediately

>>26638813
>Where is proof
Try the actual collab, Of course a narrativeposter isn't used to actually watching the streams.

>>26638750
onegai drawfags you must do it.

>>26638827
yes

https://twitter.com/ten_tako/status/1306542964861140992

ITTY BITTY BABY
ITTY BITTY BOAT

>>26638825
mint tea

>>26638833
Imagine if Huke made a more solid design for chicken. Gura is getting so much attention just because she has an amazing design.

>>26638825
cum

>>26638825
kitkat

What does "Gawr Gura" actually mean?

>>26638847
Timestamp. If you're not presenting evidence for your argument you're just as bad.

>>26638856
DU U RLY HABEEB EHT

>>26638825
bags of sand

>>26638838
10 bucks says it'll be just like 2.0

This gremlin reminds me of how Chris Chan talked as a kid. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

>>26638863
So is Ina. I think they just hate Cheeken.

>>26638750

>>26638727
Then why is she constantly beating her meat to all of them during her free time?

a kitkat and then

>>26638680
Split your lungs with blood and thunder

I just want this day over as soon as possible so we can get more streams.

>>26638748
It's prime euro hours, anon.

>>26638793
She was, but then Steven Moffat revealed that anime sherlock holmes only faked her death and that the body was actually sherlock's secret estranged sister that they never mentioned before

>>26638685
>her expression at rule thirty-

How come it's ok for gura to be an alcoholic but if I do it I'm a lowlife and need to go to AA?

>Mori Doom Eternal
>But it's on her dog shit laptop
Bros...

>>26638825

>>26638874
Its the sound a jp person makes when they are being attacked by a shark.

>>26638833
Is this hews? Gross

>>26638876
My argument is to actually watch the fucking stream instead of narrative posting. How is that a bad argument, I don't know, you tell me, retarded narrative poster.

>>26638771
>Still, fuck her. Fuck english vtubers.
Today I will remind them.

>>26638768
>going to say hi
>decide not to and delete the message
Was I an onion all along?

>>26638743
Membership is up? Can't see it from my end

>>26638830
No

>>26638874
The pleasure of being cummed inside in Atlantian

>>26638826
>destroying her sleep schedule completely
That's a lie. She's a time traveler and can always go back into past to rest some more.

>>26638899

>>26638895
based

>>26638907
Are you a cute loli?

>>26638768
That's completely normal behavior.

>>26638856
>>26638877
kek. I've not heard that shit in forever

>>26638909
She has a PS4

>>26638907
Are you a cute girl?

Reminder.

>>26638694
Brlebeit

>>26638907
you're not a cute shark anon

>>26638909
The technical issues will be kino alongside her endearing cringe

>>26638780
Cute dorks

>>26638909
Doom Eternal runs on toasters, so maybe it'll be fine.

>>26638874
"She who conquers shark penis"(rough translation)

>>26638850
yab

>>26638812
In Gacha games, they'll say "this character is on rate up!" meaning the character has a higher chance of dropping if you roll an SSR (highest rarity).

She's not wrong in saying it's a fucking lie though because even being on a higher rate of dropping than all the other fucking characters they still don't' drop because fuck you.

Eventually the EN will be used for the those Hololive animated shorts

>>26638941
literally yes

>>26638693
Ya pastebins dead senpai

>>26638907
It's becuase she's a cute girl. That's it.
>>26638946
Controller....

>>26638813
Ignoring Mori's request for specificity was the best decision Kiara made in the collab.

>>26638822
Still having Katawa dick, pls andastd

>>26638793
Sherlock Holmes was a MYTH

>>26638888
The art for this is nice but its honestly a bad coupon since the bad art is what makes them charming.

How is this whore so cute bros

>>26638907
Alcoholism is by definition self destructive behavior, Gura is probably more functional than you considering your relative positions.

>>26638838
God I hope she doesnt have permission to make fun of the ENs. Imagine your character traits being defined by Asacoco jokes.

>>26638856
WHATS WRONG WITH THAT?! WHATS WRONG WITH SUCKING DICK?

I hope Kiaras German ASMR will be max comfy so I can use it every night to sleep.

>>26638990
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

Gura loves rimjobs

>>26638960
I dunno. my old 960 starts coughing up blood whenever I try to run that game

>>26638968
God I hope not, barely any of them are funny

>>26638850
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAB

>>26638999
True, can confirm this.

>>26638825
Monster energy

>>26638825
Feet

Guys why are there no streams scheduled I'm getting unstable

>>26638977
Hopefully she gets a better PC soon

>>26638795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl3Y_MfDH3U&t=39

Anyone watching Lofi hiphop beats?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhaxVZwGcnQ

>>26638972
Post pics

>>26638949
cope

>>26638825
Cheap tea and dog semen.

>>26639028
I got no fucking clue what shes saying, but yeah

>>26638949
These people are idiots. Subs means sweet fuck-all without the user engagement.
You could have a billion subs and still be worthless without the engagement.
There's some streamers with tiny userbases that make more than people literally 50x bigger in terms of subs.

>>26639022
They may rest on sunday if they choose to do so

>>26639022
HoloEN observes the day of the lord, anon. They're all worshipping Cocock

>>26639002
Then it's time to blow the dust off that PS4 and hope the capture card she bought doesn't kill itself or her computer, like it almost did on Kiara's stream.

I refuse to take my meds unless I know there's a stream happening

What does Mori mean when she says she was "swinging her scythe around"?

>>26639053
Sweeping the floors at the convenience store

>>26639029
Damn, Artia and Ame already did a collab?

>>26638984
I want her to show more toxic gamer moments on streams. I was grinning like a retard on her last Valorant stream

>>26639053
swinging a broom at her min wage job

>>26638827

>>26639053
A broom. Her roommate was most likely a janny at a conbi.

>>26638984
Because deep down you know you'd still love Amelia even if she's second hand goods.

>>26639053
Her massive hulking cock

>>26639028
What's up with the Cthulhu speak in the title?

Streams schedules... Onegai...

>>26638949
>pity watcher
Just as bad as the redditors

>>26638743
I've been bamboozled

>>26639053
She refers to herself as "your boy".

>>26639024
She said she will now that she has a healthy income.

>>26638837
Catch up on some archives, build new desk, and practice loading magazines.

>>26638755
>No JP
e~~

Do you think the guy who roleplays the Skeleton Biker can afford to akasupa daily or that he's deeply in debt but is committed to the act and will kill himself when he defaults on his debts

>>26638793
Yes, they've only ever been mentioned in past tense. Probably a drug overdose.

>>26638812
in gacha games you have usually about a 1% chance to get a super rare character.
But these characters usually are in a large pool with other characters so that 1% is split between every super rare character so to get a specific super rare you have like a .16666%.

So gacha games often have "Rate Ups" for specific super rare characters that makes it so you have say a 70% chance for that 1% chance to be the specific super rare unit.

Of course the problem with this is that 70% is not at all a garauntee and what happens is often you'll be "Spooked" by another super rare unit.

Reminder that futa with balls is gay

>>26639053
Cleaning the floor of some dingy konbini while being sekuhara'd daily by the fat middle-aged manager.

>>26639047
>>26639048
They deserve all the rest in the world.

I just want some schedules.

https://youtu.be/wAKgOoLnYFM
Pekora's English reps stream, would you watch it?

Ame is going to start a stream in 13 hours more

>>26639107

See >>26638680

>>26639078
How does someone with like 50 different talents end up as a janny??

>>26639074
OH NO I'VE GAZED INTO THE COLORS OUT OF SPACE AAAAAAAAAAAA A ABDUL AZHARED HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26638680
hey /jp/
What's the consensus for the whole eng hololive whores. I personally think this whole western gate-opening shit is going to invite a whole bunch of degenerates trannies and unironic annoying redditor simps.
Also why are the shark, edgelord, sherlock holmes so popular and friends with each other? Are they a group?

Is Ame x Ina gonna end up like this?

>>26638722
Adding the kisses at the end is just cruel

>>26639125
Yes

>>26639102
>youtube superchat/ad revenue uncertainty
>healthy income

>>26639053
her wagie cagie

>>26638755
>yfw no EN streams scheduled for today or tomorrow yet

>>26639113
The latter, after all he gets to see Mori sooner

>>26639140
Retard

>>26639137
By being a foreigner in Japan with no concrete plan

We should just discuss JP Holos since dead hours are fucking cancer.

>>26639145
I know

>>26638874
It sounds like "Gárgola", which is spic for
gargoyle, so it may be that
Some anons here say she knows spic so I think it's possible

>>26639137
There's not much a gaijin can do in Japan other than "teach" English or work some other dog shit job.

>>26639140
ogey

>>26639140
Half the girls are meh, other half is good.

>>26639147
It's better than her dead end job. Plus ad revenue.

>>26639164
i don't watch jp holos cause I don't know japanese

>>26638793
normal Watson = a doctor, no hat, no jacket.

Holmes died, Watson picked up his mantle and become a detective.
There's your lore.

>>26639140
Fuck off with your unhinged bullshit, /pol/

>>26639137
Showbiz is a shit career for 99% of people. Need both talent and luck to make it.

>>26639137
A talented person can go to waste if there's no one endorsing you

>>26639177
rrat

>>26639118
reminder that futas without balls are inferior to futas with balls, and that shemales are not futas.

>>26638973
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck, Lemme get on that.

Mori probably had some JAL day job teaching cram kids the right tenses, unless she does music work with the people from her old connections

I mean it's not like that wasn't making ad bucks

>>26639137
When none of those talents can be applied to jobs that don't require luck/inside connections.
>>26639159
Also this.

>>26639137
How is LA and NYC filled with aspiring starlets getting gangbanged by producers on the reg for the exposure?

>>26639164
I want to shove my BWC in Noel's asshole.

>>26639164
I think Aqua is not just overrated, but unfunny and annoying to watch. Loud sounds and screaming isn't entertaining unless you're 12.

If Amelia actually posted here what kind of shitposts do you think she would be doing?

>>26639192

>>26639128
Don't tell anyone but I'm streaming CSGO today. Please tune in you sickos

>>26639140

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx9Q2dkQ-Gk

some good shark and watson tete

>>26639195
Those jobs pay well, and she doesn't come off as a teacher at all.

goofy looking skelebro lives matter

>>26639125
>Do not confuse me with EN
Pekora is truly a NatSoc

>>26638722
I already had a hard time before and you do this to me

>>26638759
I like this concept for her hoodie.

Me and Mori sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

>>26638722
how could you listen to this and not think it's her

>>26638693
>>26638973
Apparently fucked up the paste, and cut off the final character of the pastebin.
It's: https://pastebin.com/zemTGw95

>>26639164
Why did the dumbest memes get picked up by the JP Holo girls?
that PANIK thing is retarded.

>>26639213
She's the one who first doxxed Kiara.

>2 months pass
>every Watson stream is 8 hours of Apex and Valorant
>less than 2k viewers

>>26639213
>implying she doesn't shitpost here already

>>26638838
please coco get Kanata and Kiara to cohost

>>26639223
nnnnnskelebro hands penned this treatise

>>26639219
>english teacher
>pays well
What

>>26639213
pornposter

>>26638685
sooner or later this will grew too big to the point you have to put it on pastebin fellow tentacultist

>>26639213
For all we know she could be making all these other coupons hi amelia

Fuck I'm ODing on holoshit. It's becoming either unentertaining or straight cringe.
brb life

why is Chicken worst HoloEN girl?

>>26639140
Cover recruited great talents and they are growing as vtubers, it's worth to see that
now go back, retard

>>26638680
s-sugoi...
https://twitter.com/mamerakkkkko194/status/1307634376306380801?s=19

>>26639192
This so fucking much, retards treating those two interchangeably and tagging accordingly makes it a pain to find what you're looking for.

>>26639257
german

>>26639232
Coco unironically has boomer humor

>>26639213
Don't tempt her. She'll blow her cover.

>>26639232
entry level and easy to understand for JPs i guess?

>finish the archive from last night
>her back was so sweaty, her clothes stuck to her
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26639253
nah these coupons are clear counterfeits

>>26639121
>sweeping the floors till her hands fall off and enduring constant demeaning behavior from her manager
>only to go back to her dingy apartment, get hammered with the cheapest wine around, and make some music while praying to all gods that her laptop doesn't suddenly die
>gets even more hammered to escape the nightmare in her own mind
>proceeds to cry herself to sleep as she feels like she's sinking deeper and deeper, with no help in sight
>she can't even sleep properly because of all the bikers and cigarette smoke from the street
No wonder she literally broke down crying when she saw those red supacha.

manechan let Gura be a cowboy onegai

https://twitter.com/dabdude_2004/status/1307103048221761536 nice someone did it

>>26638968
When are we getting a comedic storyboard artist holo to help with those animated shorts

>>26639272
Why does he have to draw her crying on all her pics? It's the one thing turning me off from all the lewds he made of her. Why can't he just draw happy consensual rape?

>>26639255
We're at the peak of worldwide Hololive domination, everyone is going to be like you soon

>>26639289
Gura truly is the sweat and smell chads choice

>>26639289
>chums in autotune

>>26639137
White in Japan. Not much she can do there even assuming she has a university degree because nips won't hire foreigners unless it's directly through some overseas job connection. Your options are basically teaching English (assuming you have teaching qualifications) or else just jumping on whatever combini job will take you, usually on the night shift because they don't want foreign staff working during busy hours.

>>26639170
>The term originates from the French gargouille, which in English is likely to mean "throat" or is otherwise known as the "gullet";
>Latin gurgulio, gula, gargula ("gullet" or "throat") and similar words derived from the root gar, "to swallow"

>>26639181
Oooooh, I get it.
Holmes is her grandmother.

>>26639255
unironically based

>>26639213
I honestly want to say that all of them aside from Gura have at least lurked here once in the last week.

>>26639297
Because rape is a painful thing

>>26639289
Imagine smell Guras seat after her stream!!!

>>26639291
Don't forget that she has a fucking 2 hour commute

>>26639316
That was brilliant, made her screams that much funnier

>>26638838
she'll have dibs on Ina first if anything because internet issues

I still don't understand the rules for that fucking clap clap game.

>>26639218
>A, I always start a sentence with an a.
>I'm sorry.
>It's a tick, I can't help it.
>I don't want to be away, I want to be close.
wtf, I love barracuda's now.

>>26639294
the fucking dankeschoen.
Kiara's dankeschoen is the only redeeming part about her, and I love it.

>>26639257
She's the only one whose streams I watch completely.

Mori tries too hard and is annoying, but I watch her because chicken wants to fuck her.
I enjoy Amelia and Ina, but I just watch a bit of them at a time.
I don't care for shark at all.

Chicken is best girl. Genki and fun.
People hate chicken because she has what Deadbeats want.

>>26639322
Gura swallows confirmed

>>26639322
heh

>>26639140

https://streamable.com/scunfx

>>26639239
kek
way to waste her golden ticket

theoretically which girl prefer small peepee. No hidden intent ,doing survey for work.

>>26639147
When the lower end of that uncertainty is higher than 99% of what the rest of the world earns monthly, it's damn good. That's assuming it all doesn't go poof in the near future.

proud of lofi!

post your congrats for lofi!!!!!!!!

https://twitter.com/airaniiofifteen/status/1307379827578564609

>>26639360
The Nose knows...

>>26639239
Would still watch. Her commentary is entertaining. If I can digest hours of APEX with Ayame, I can with Ame

>>26639291
Well fuck that's hitting a little too close to home

https://files.catbox.moe/uf8d59.mp4

>>26639377
>if only she waited for holoEN she would get that much in 1 day

>>26639251
Yes. High demand, low supply. You can comfortably support a family off the salary of an eng teacher in Japan

>>26639289
I'm impressed by her ability to play in those conditions and not spend the entire time whining about it. That said imagine the smell of that chair

Ah, I give up. English isn't cute.

>>26639311
>>26639340
Would Gura have swamp ass?

Gura... Greenland Shark facts onegai...

>>26639374
Ur mom lol

>>26639215
Cool, thats better than Valorant at least.

>>26639393

FUCK COMPETITIVE SHOOTANS
ALL MY HOMIES HATE COMPETITIVE SHOOTANS

>>26639404
Gura and Ina have found a way to make it cute.

>>26639404
Bun anon... You're cute

>>26639349
i think its a game better played when you are drunk and not afraid of youtube raping your channel after you say a nono word

What does it smell like between Watson's breasts?

>>26639340
eat your veggies gura you need a balanced diet

I really want to see Amelia play more walking simulators. Superliminal was the most chill thing, and it just worked so well.

>>26639239
Good I'll have something to consistently have on my other moniter.

>>26639399
>implying she would've gotten in

KE KE KE! KE SERA SERA!

>>26639289
My smelly drunk shark daughterwife is so cute.

>>26639438
kitkat

>>26639137
>How does someone with like 50 different talents end up as a janny??
Altruism.
That's the only reason why they do it for free.

>>26639438
my cum

>>26638874
Gawr = Gao + Rawr

>>26639447
She definitely would do us a favor and take Kiara out of the competition.

>>26639417
An average lifespan of a greenland shark is so long that one could've seen Columbus discover America and still be around today.

>>26639410
More like ocean ass.

>>26639403
Does she stream in a cuckbox like Kanata did

>>26639374
>Gura
Sizequeen
>Kiara
Claims to like 'em big but can barely handle 5 inches
>Ina
Small or none preferred
>Watson
Doesn't care about dick size as long as the balls are big
>Mori
Doesn't care as long as it's smaller than hers

watson let me fuck your thighs and tits onegai

>>26639320
what a shithole

>>26639289
>It was the DTs from going through a whole collab without drinking

>>26639495
that's not Watson

>>26639495
that's a love live character

>>26639448
>load up Gura's stream first thing you hear is
>KKK

>>26639447
Iofi's what chicken wants to be
crazy networking skills with the JP holos
soon to collab with the one and only sora

>>26639507
i know but can we pretend she is because i dont give a fuck about IM@SHIT

>>26639341
Support our wine aunt she deserves the world

>>26639491
>Doesn't care about dick size as long as the balls are big
wat? is this a thing?

>>26639417
Them and sixgill sharks are cool, apparently they're metabolism is so slow that they really only need to eat once a year

>>26638748
Like any German worth his salt, I only hate the chicken tho.

>>26639495
Thats not watson u fucking dumb. thats megumi from im@s

>>26639360
you tryna say somethin to me?

>>26639125
With Kiara. And then it somehow goes into german. Pekora's german will be glorious with that "r"

>>26639118
I respectfully disagree

>>26639517
No, we can't.

That makes zero sense.

>>26639404
Germanic languages tend to sound pretty awful, English isn't all that bad when you put that into perspective.

>>26639495
that's not watson you fucklord

Gawr Gura sounds like Rawr Gore. Which is what happens when a shark attacks.

>>26638795
This image speaks to my internal fears.

>>26639495
here anon

>>26639393
why is that spaghetti so solid?

>>26639495
God Bless America

But why do people keep posting Meguru

>>26639213
Depending on her mood, she either works on controlled opposition as a fake anti to lead the narratives astray, or she posts as an anti genuinely; compulsive self sabotage.

>>26639297
Well all his eroarts are mostly rapeshit and rape isn't exactly happy thing. Only his Peko and Miko art are the exception. The Peko FAs are non-ero and Miko ones are lovey-dovey consensual sex, well except his first Miko art which is rapeshit.
https://twitter.com/tanakataroukami/status/1257605228095877120?s=19

>>26639544
because. shes walking sex, same like minami

Who is quicker?
Krauser in rapes per second or Mori in reaps per second?

>>26639289
I want to lick her lower back after a long and sweaty gaming session

>>26639574
I want Gura to eat me

>>26639297
>consensual rape
Anonchama...your oxymoron reps...

>>26639592
>gura pits
HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG

>>26639544
Because IT'S JOKE

>>26639137
In real life the artistically creative rarely if ever make it and most just end up as starving artist with a low paying job that exists to keep them alive in the hopes that they get their big break.
Guranteed that Mori unironically considered camming/only fans at some point

>>26639619
>tfw never updated the list for gen5

Does Marine wear glasses? She seemed to be adjusting them during the 3D stream.

>>26639213
She was against the split

>>26639647
Can't wear glasses with face capture setups. It fucks everything up.

>>26639619
D E E P E S T L O R E

>>26639213
mocking the goslings at the height of the insanity

>>26639665
I'm kinda glad we got the split, I was against it at first till the debuts

>>26638968
They need 3d models first and I find it hard to see Cover the Jews spend money on models on people that can't come to their studio in Tokyo.

>>26639619
sugoi

>>26639137
You would be surprised how many talented people lost to the system by default on this clown world.

>>26638876
https://youtu.be/GQI4yf7ZgHU?t=3364
Gura first to imply impurity.

>>26639218
Why did this make me hard

Was the best HoloENs trio today?

>>26639703
Wholesome

>>26639213
English Artia.

How long until some mad fan of hololive tries to kill one of them?

>>26639137
I can't speak for Japan but being from Los Angeles, tons of aspiring stars live in total shit conditions, where its also fairly common to share and pay rent for one one with another, sometimes more than 2 people total. Doesn't matter if its acting, singing, dancing, music, and so on. I remember a guy trying to catch a break with his hip-hop beats by doing his work in the living room of a run down house where he was living with 8 other people (all musicians so toleration for music/noise in the house).

You know all those contestants and audience members in game shows? Its partially true they're actors, but they're not paid. They're just doing a psuedo-audition and are trying to catch a break by some hire-up in Hollywood. This is also why I'm kind of miffed by Chicken because even when these people catch even a small break, they show giant appreciation while she's been kind of shitting on her position with various levels on unprofessionalism and not cutting the JP-dick sucking shit despite being told several times to cut it out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDNcL1VP3rY

No business like show business.

>>26639137
Same reason why a dude could be a doctor in his country and then have to flee because he thinks women shouldn't instantly be stoned for a transgression and now he's driving a cab around.

>>26639694
I mean nobody expected it to be this big.
>>26639665
She would have been against the Homo split but would probably be for the Global split.

>>26638680
Is there a link to all these hololive tubers real faces? I want to see Pekora's real fat chubby gook face before I coom to her voice.

>>26638983

>>26639703
Gura only ordered two glasses of wine for herself? Must be trying to sober up for the night.

>>26639703
>two wine glasses
So where's Gura's drink Mori?

>>26639717
>"but is she pure tho?"
>moves her to the bottom instantly

>>26639213
Mocking Gosslings and posting coupons.

a

>>26639717
I love this shark

>>26639764
Cute, Anon

It's a start, keep up your reps

>>26638707
Kino

>>26639778

>>26639721
Tuesday

>>26639696
The superchats that come in during the first 5 minutes alone will probably pay for the 3d model, airplane tickets, hotel, and use of the studio.

Gura? Yeah pretty cute boy

>>26639218
>An A a day keeps the doctor away.
Damn it Watson, that was your excuse to escape.

>>26639763
Fuck off

>>26639756
>>26639694
Stop replying to that falseflagging schizo, faggots.

>>26639612
Someone hasn't watched the anime that gave /a/ ptsd. Start your Valvrave reps

>>26639495
Please stop. It would be nice if it was but that just isn't Amelia.

>>26639619
>is such a big fan of FBK to the point her name is a reference to the VOID Minecraft stream

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQibrbAIdKs

Amelia reps has 70k views

>>26639320
>usually on the night shift because they don't want foreign staff working during busy hours
Shit dude I just realized, so that's why whenever its dead hours konbini scenes, the cashier will always be gaijin, or some dreadlock/afro nigger.

>>26639790
>forgot she can speak 3 lenguages
i love this dumb chicken

>>26639775
Amelia was the one doing the moving.

>>26639804
fuck you, reddit. give me my pekora boing boing irl

>Mori and HER are guaranteed to browse these fucking threads
>They're probably gigantic newfags who don't even know about NIGGERTITS or Moot/WT

I seethe

>>26639703
this image gives me travis bickle vibes ngl

>>26639831
wrong thread you dumb nigger

>>26639806
ogey

>>26638685
This ritual post is getting bigger each day