/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Elementary, my dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGu-XSRmD4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z298GGddFpg

FUCK HOLOLIVE EN AND FUCK SHARKS

She doesn't understand why bots are easier than people...
Artia...

>you will never eat Gura's homemade peanut butter burger
Why live?

>>26881647
Incoming streams!!!
Gura playing Dead by Daylight https://youtu.be/TAGu-XSRmD4
DOOM Eternal with Calli RIP N'TEAR https://youtu.be/z298GGddFpg
Zatsudan with Ina at 2PM JST(+9)
JP only stream for the Chicken https://youtu.be/oyc6ERMrWNg
Kiara Karaoke https://youtu.be/0_9pGc_qP9s
EN schedules!!!
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1307775170593972224
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1307761243361406976
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1307518314202058753

>when shark makes /hlg/ implode

>>26881647
If Gura respects her senpais she will not do a celebration stream for 500k

>>26881671
>FUCK SHARKS

>schizo seething in /hlg/ about the shark
>decides to come here

>>26881682
Why would she?

>>26881671
>FUCK SHARKS
yes please

Take this rare coupon anons

>>26881671
>FUCK SHARKS
As you command, Mikoti!

>>26881671
If could fuck a shark

>>26881647
You made this thread at 1992.
>>26881648
>>26881649
>>26881651
>>26881652
>>26881654
>>26881657
>>26881658
>>26881659
are all after 26881647

>>26881671
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Chumbuds we really gotta stop numberfagging

>>26881677
Remove the Watson and Mori (After Doom) schedules because those are outdated now.

>>26881682
It's honestly hilarious watching them seethe this much when they were so sure that Hololive EN would crash and burn.

MORI'S BIG FAT SHITS

>>26881682
Why? It's just subs.

>>26881671
>FUCK SHARKS
dont mind if I do

>>26881671
/hlg/ schizos are so easy to bait that it's not even funny, it's actually kinda sad.

>>26881671
>fuck sharks

>>26881716
the alternative is a gay ass falseflag

>>26881684
She won't do a 500k celebration because she doesn't give a fuck.

Gura on soon? Great, I needed something to put me to sleep.

for the anon who commissioned it last thread

>>26881676
what's the fucking recipe

>>26881671
Sasuga Miko worldwide.

>>26881723
im not though and never did

Do you guys think Amelia eats bread?

>>26881723
>we
its always the same 2-3 people

pizza kitkat

I used to think Hero Hei was the best vtuber reporter, but WooHooLad has been putting him in his place recently.

>Mori went from the worst memberships to one of the most interesting since she is now the first holo who offers all membership videos for free
>Amelia broke all narratives and stuck with the tired and true hololive membership style
>Chicken has her new mic for her stream today
>Shark on in 10 minutes
>Full collab with Ina host tomorrow

Isn't it nice to see doomposters lose again and again? I love holoEN

>>26881684
She hasn't done a single celebration stream so far, so I doubt she will for 500k.

Antis will NEVER know who Gura's roommate is and they can't stand it

>>26881626
Gura's only issue is her model looks too flat and loses the 3D effect when she bends and moves at certain angles, other EN holos don't have that.

>>26881721
CLAP CLAP
NEXT MEAL

NYANNERS FOR HOLOEN GEN 2!!

when will Kiara get a proper mic?

>>26881716
Then hopefully the meido deletes this thread, the alternative is just some idiot butthurt about subs of all things.

5ch Dumpster Dive Daily Dose Day 13
Thoughts on yesterday's membership announcements and streams

Thoughts on Ina's Color Out of Space stream
>イナニスのまるで水槽の中のタコを眺めるような配信を9000人が視聴しているという事実
>There are 9,000 viewers watching Ina'nis like she's some octopus in an aquarium tank

>タコ先の日本じゃ有料しかない上日本語字幕は配信してない映画の同時視聴配信始まるぞ
>Squid is starting her viewing stream of a paid movie that doesn't have Japanese subtitles available (it's actually available on Amazon.jp Prime Video)

>あの、同時視聴はデバフなんですが
>Uh, she's debuffing herself with a simultaneous viewing stream

>なんか前からずっと見たかった映画選んだだけらしいからタコ先は数字とか一切気にしてないぞ
>Squid chose a movie she's been wanting to see, so she doesn't care about the numbers

>タコちゃまって常に囁き声多めでASMRじゃん
>Takochama's basically doing ASMR with all that whispering

>タコちゃん囁き配信待ってるぞ
>I'm waiting for a squid whispering stream

>タコの囁きえっちすぎだろ
>Squid's whispering is really lewd

>タコ先の囁き声質です
>Squid's whispering is some good shit

>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…
>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."

>タコちゃん囲いがまだ育ってないのに同時視聴枠はもったいないぞ
>Seems like a waste to do a simultaneous viewing stream when her channel hasn't matured yet.
No one watched the movie, it was mostly comments about her whispering/ASMR. Takochama seems to be a thing now.

Thoughts on Calliope's membership announcement:
>Calli-san's membership tiers:
>かりさんのメンバーシップ [Google TL of her membership perks]。
>490 yen for tier 1, 1790 yen for tier 2, 2990 yen for tier 3 - see her channel for perk descriptions https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg

>カリっさん集金
>Calli-san money collection

>500円は外で飼ってる犬扱いやなそのままやけどｗ
>The 500 yen tier is like being treated like a dog

>500円価値無くね？
>Isn't the 500 yen tier worthless?

>一番高いやつ全然魅力的じゃないな
>The most expensive tier isn't appealing at all

>二番目と三番目入れ替えてもよかったかもな
>Should have switched the second and third tiers

>ENの相場高いなワッツとサメちゃんも同じくらいだったらどうしよう
>EN prices are pretty high. I wonder what'll happen if Wats and shark have similar tier pricing

>500じゃメン限見れないってマ？
>Can you not see members-only content with the 500 yen tier?

>太客が多いかりなら割とありな設定だな
>The tiers aren't bad if you have a lot of whales

>ゴミみてーな特典やな
>Those are some trash perks

>なにこれ銭ゲバやんけ
>What is this, Zeni Geba? (1970s manga)

>い、いらんｗ
>Don't want it

>新人調子乗るなよ
>Don't get carried away newbie
People generally had varying levels of negative responses.

Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream
People were mostly busy discussing Coco's accidental Taiwan slip and subsequent bilibili fallout.
>台湾の国連加盟を応援しています
>We support Taiwan's addition to the United Nations
>香港の一国二制度認めろ
>Recognize Hong Kong's One Country, 2 Systems policy
>天安門はあった
>Tiananmen was real
>天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門
>TiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmen
>台湾は国
>Taiwan is a country
>お前ら日本を除いてアジアで一番好きな国どこ？
>What's your favorite Asian country outside of Japan?
>Responses: Taiwan, South Korea, Taiwan, Taiwan, Korea, China, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Taiwan, Ryukyu, None, India, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, Tibet, Taiwan, Taiwan, Uygur, Tibet, Taiwan

Thoughts on Amelia's membership announcement:
>HICってなに？
>What's hic?
No discussion on Watson's membership announcement, only a couple of posts mentioning the 500 yen tier. Likely no comments since it follows standard Holo-JP tiering, or no one caught her saying that some men-gen streams would not be archived.

Patiently waiting for the others' membership announcements.
Day 12: >>/jp/thread/S26843450#p26843539

SHION IS CUTE

>>26881671
>Fuck sharks
Sasuga Mikochi, I will fulfill your orders!

Reminder that Mori acknowledged that she made a mistake with her membership tiers, but she can't go back on her promises to the people who already paid. She's atoning by making all VODs free for everyone. A real jew would never

>>26881744
think of inas "hmm hmm"

>>26881746
BASED
do shark killing holojps to piss off the /hlg/schizos

>>26881774
ES ELLA

>>26881700
Guy talking about indies got banned in /hlg/ now everyone thinks its because meidos are defending the shark. Schizo is currently deleting his own posts to pretend they're on a power trip.

just a normal shark, my favorite holoen vtuber
no need for closer inspection

>>26881766
>Shark on in 10 minutes
Anon, your time reps...

Let us pray for a cute, funny, and enjoyable Gura stream this evening, chumbuddies.

>>26881760
does he make 10 minute long videos? if so, then he can't be better than hero

>>26881672
Just let her have this.

>>26881780
Her planned karaoke stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_9pGc_qP9s
Hopefully nothing goes wrong

It'll be interesting to see if Gura will still be having a meteoric rise a couple months after her debute. If she can keep calm and continue being cute in streams playing games she likes it's gonna be easy. She just needs to keep her nerve and schedule her streams better.

It was not hard to predict what would happen after all the good posters migrated here and only ritualposters and towaposters were left in /hlg/.

>>26881647
>Gura is finally streaming today after not streaming for over 24 hours
>Her stream will be cut off after one hour by Mori playing doom while reading every superchat because she's too nice to overlap streams when all the other EN girls already stopped caring about overlaps

I hate it so much
Someone get in touch with her manager and tell this girl to please stream for more than one hour already.

>>26881785
>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
kek. thank you. you're one of the best parts of these threads

>>26881785
>I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
not going to make it

>>26881721
I WANT TO PISS IN SUISEI'S ASS TOO
GOD DAMN IT

>>26881785
>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
I can

>>26881760
stop shilling your channel, faggot.

>>26881700
one autist made an anti-shark post and then deleted it to make them think they're being le oppressed
this was enough to send /hlg/ into a meltdown since they're all losers that live vicariously through 4chan posts

>>26881766
Morishitter cope trying to obfuscate by including other positive things.

Your wigger piggy isn't getting off that easy.

>>26881790
She can go back by just openly biting the bullet and copying Amelia's model, worst that happens is some top tiers drop down but she still gets paid.

>>26881779
OHNIPS FOR HOLOEN GEN 2!!

>>26881785
>>>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…
>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."

>>26881785
>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…
>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."

https://files.catbox.moe/xltm7l.mp4

Not my finest work, but all the effort I could spare for the gremlin.

>>26881785
At least 5ch agreed that her initial unveiling was garbage
Now I want to know how they feel after the adjustments but I guess that's for tomorrow

>>26881779
Yanderedev for gen 2!!!!

>>26881717
Will do next posts!!! Last day today for the schedules

guys... i've found mori on the internet and she's not cute... fuck

>>26881745
burger and peanut butter

Who is Gawr Gura?
For the blind, its the light
For the dead, is the life
For the hungry, it’s bread
If gura speak, i listen
If gura has 100 fans, im one of them
If gura has 10 fans, im one of them
If gura has 1 fan, its me
For me, she's everything

>>26881766
Gura is in 1 hour anonchama.

>>26881760
Hero Hei is the Tim Pool of weebshit, he only reads shit and provides shit takes on it.

>>26881820
and make regular use of her biggest talent and do karaoke streams

yeah it's her but it's not REALLY her

>>26881785
>>新人調子乗るなよ
>>Don't get carried away newbi
HOLY BASED

Moribraps are still defending her.

>>26881723
>we
numberfags were never my friends because I like all holos they can go after nijis as much as they want

>>26881785
>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
That's the best part.

Kiara.

>>26881807
Hey, wait a minute...

>>26881785
did coco shit on taiwan?

It pains me that Gura only goona streaming for an hour because she refused to overlap her friend's stream

>>26881872
more like gura for 1 hour because she will end stream for mori

>>26881682
When surpass the reddit dragon.

>>26881293
>NTRoberu even got Artia
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>26881785
It's sad that they missed out on the Cagekino. I wonder if they would have enjoyed it.

>>26881786
So like.... How are Shion and Gura communicating? My narrative neuron FIRED UP when Shion asked Gura to get on discord

>>26881891
I love this pretty bird

>>26881859
I dont get it. Its just a normal Artia stream?

>>26881885
There's like two fucking whiteknights defending her.

Why does anyone else using twitch lingo make me die inside, but hearing artia casually call something 'poggers' make me smile a little?

>>26881885
She fixed it you schizo.

I think Gawr Gura, aka Shark, is just a mediocre vtuber and lucked into her current success.

>>26881785
Is this before or after Mori's changes?

>>26881785
Hilarious comments all around. You're one of the best posters in these threads, anon. Keep them coming tomorrow.

>Takochama's basically doing ASMR with all that whispering
>I'm waiting for a squid whispering stream
>Squid's whispering is really lewd
>Squid's whispering is some good shit
I'm buying a membership, aren't I?

>>26881905
So at this rate that will be very fast

>>26881868
Don't leave us hanging, anonchama.

>>26881912
google translate

>>26881684
she is used to much higher numbers
she will celebrate 1 million

>>26881825
Someone redpill me on demonform Gura

what changes

>>26881909
How can the gremlin even compete

Why doesn't /hlg/ like Gura? Is it really because of the sub count?

>>26881785
Based

The H stands for Hondomachi

>>26881880
This is just my take but I think she needs larger prep time for Japanese songs because she isn't good at it

>>26881859
heh

>>26881953
i think its meant to be like when a shark smells blood, not any kind of demon thing

>>26881785
>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream
>People were mostly busy discussing Coco

>>26881785
>JOPs couldn't watch cagekino
NGMI

>>26881924
Because its really her and she's not trying to fake it. Also keep in mind she's from 4chan.

>>26881752
She has said on stream that she eats frozen bread.

samegaki when

So uh, I'm a bit late to the party, it's cool that Amelia has a good membership model but how did /hlgg/ react to THIS being one of her emotes?

I'm beginning to consider if I made a mistake.

>>26881766
dammit anon you got me excited for no reason

>>26881959
Hating new popular thing has been a trend of decades. Once Gura plateaus people will stop being so angry.

>Ina loves Interstellar and wants to do a watchalong

Holy shit that would be so good.

>>26881752
Frozen bread

>>26881959
They're just retarded. Although being retarded might actually be a step up on the mental ladder for them.

>>26881859
>when your art gets used for this

I approve.

So will any of you going to SC Mori what she looked like when she working as a grim reaper?

I wonder if gura is sad that she can't play DBD with her boyfriend on stream anymore

>>26881931
that's a cope if i've ever seen one. every move she made is deliberate, she had a million subs on her other channel.

>>26881959
>'a'
>HER

Shit normie reddit garbage. I'm still laughing to this day that she is the most popular.

If Gura stops her stream when Calli starts but Calli doesn’t stop hers when Ame starts I’ll officially become a Mori-anti.

>>26881982
Anonchama...

>>26881982
>she browses /hlgg/ confirmed

>>26881976
>Because its really her and she's not trying to fake it
DU YU RELE BELEV ET?

>>26881984
you got a special message, isn't that enough?

>>26881959
Yea they think all her subs are undeserved considering the fact that she hasn't been around for long, which is honestly a stupid reason considering she doesn't control the amount of subs she gets and she's probably really stressed out by how popular she is.

>>26881959
They think a meido is defending her so they're going full schizo

Ina... Your streaming reps... Please...

>*hard carries your retarded chicken repeatedly*

>>26881984
Post nut clarity leads to realization of mistakes made.

>>26881984
Nah, just go down to $5 buckies instead. Ama will be worth it.

>>26881984
>a mistake
faggot

>>26881982

She made the picture on twitter. Amelia does not browse these threads. Mori does not browse these threads. Ina definitely doesn't. Shark doesn't either, neither does chicken. Stop deluding yourself into thinking this place is somehow important.

>>26881959
>see her play muse dash
>she's way better than I am
>mfw

>>26881684
She should retire at 1 million subs as the ultimate flex and go back to her old channel where she isn't moderated so heavily.

>>26881891
Her face and hair are so cute. Shame about the rest of the design.

>>26881959
New and popular, thus gets scrutinized harder than anyone else.

>>26881924
Because she is a gremlin and that's what twitch chat is so her saying it makes perfect sense where as it comes off weird if a normal person says it.

>>26881898
same, i hope they talk to her, it's really sweet but it's cutting into her time so much and no one else does it anymore

>you'll never restore Artia's faith in humanity

>>26881784
Anon i think all the meidos have fucked off

>>26881785
appreciate these every time. thank you anon.

>>26881984
Why? You don't like Amelia anymore?

>>26881677
I'm really excited for gura's dead by daylight friends!!!

>>26881899
She really loves her friends, please understand

>>26881982
She's here

>>26881959
false flag posts work very well on autistic spics. literally just attach a picture of something you don't like to your post and insult them, their brains learn by association since they're closer to animals than to people.

>>26881976
She made like one post here that got 5 off topic replies before the thread was nuked. I bet she never came back after that

>>26881959
Anon, this is lolitown, 90% of posters are lolicons masturbating furiously to Gura

>>26882031
>spic
Disgusting.

>>26881984
There are no mistakes

>>26882024
>I AM FERDINAND VON AEGIS

>>26881905
So in a week?

>>26882042
unfortunately i'm having sex with her for the other 23 hours of the day

>google gives the option of using google play store credit for membership payment
Any extra taxes or can I just pick up a $5 card next time I'm out and use that?

>>26882010
Does Ame have a stream scheduled after Mori's SC reading?

>>26881931
Her success is going to be pretty fleeting I think. She's unlikely to bring in much revenue long term.

>>26881982
she made that image, she doesn't come here to see your love confessions, get over it

>>26882030
turn off your trip dumbass.

“Watson Detective Agency.”

>”yeah, have you evew seen Stwong Sad doing Tai Chi? It’s pwetty funny. He’s like-“

“Sir, I have more important matters to attend to.” *click*

“Strong Sad doing Tai Chi... what a dork.”

>>26881932
Before it seem

How we feeling, chumbuds?

>>26881959
What are you talking about? She's the most well received here considering the fact that most posts here are schizoposting and shitflinging

>>26882006
Ogey

>>26882032
Wrong

>>26881959
Because some of they bootlick the reddit dragon, anothers are retarded puristist ones.

>>26881896
She mentioned Taiwan, that's enough to get the Chinese mad. They even tried to dislike bomb her latest stream. Coco being Coco, she didn't give a single fuck of course.
>>26881932
Before, obviously.

>>26882071
Hey, at least it's not the ARS country

>>26882032
>>26882084
How much more evidence do you need to stop being in denial? It's happened like 3 times already.

>>26881677
Worth mentioning there's also kokorobeats stream talking about the production of "「失礼しますが、RIP" in 5 hours for jp speaking deadbeats

>>26881859
hyyyuuuuge brothurs!! less go dood!

>>26881785
so what's a hic

Are you ever hit with something I can only describe as some kind of existential dread concerning your entire, well, existence right now?

I feel nauseous right now thinking about my life. Hope Gura stream will snap me out of it again.

>>26882024
Ferdinand is such a good friend.

>>26882006
>I'm still laughing to this day that she is the most popular.
https://files.catbox.moe/ixk0fg.jpg

>>26881785
ahhhh my daily dose of cyanide... thanks doc

>>26882038
yeah im in love with the color change from red->green in her hair

>>26882088
Based

>>26881943
Is there any reason to use google translate over DeepL at this point?

>>26881760
woohoolad is cringe and literally regurgitates what we talk about on here.

Artia called me pretty
Get fucked nerds

>>26882104
Let me guess, are you one of the fags who also keep claiming the Superliminal stream was like a "date", when the actual date scene lasted 30 seconds?

>>26881704
Bubba made this counterfeit coupon!

>>26881785
>>イナニスのまるで水槽の中のタコを眺めるような配信を9000人が視聴しているという事実
>>There are 9,000 viewers watching Ina'nis like she's some octopus in an aquarium tank

Goddamit Artia

>>26882035
I downloaded the fucking thing again just to flex on her with my rhythm skills just to realize she's way better than me on that shit.

I can't deal with horizontal tracking.

>>26882118
>wojacknigger

Yup, like I said. She's appealing to all the normies.

>>26882091
Feeling better Chumchad, happy to have a Gura stream soon.

>>26882101
>didn't give a single fuck of course.
>edited a whole 6 minute skit out of her video because she said Taiwan once and had Taiwan in the background infographic about where her viewers are from

>>26882035
her musedash skills made me want to kill myself until she implied she had 600+ hours in it

salman

>>26882006
>normie
Maybe drop that if you're complaining about reddit in your post

>>26881899
i hope she ate something today

>ifunny account linked to her twitter account
NOOOOOO IT'S NOT SHAAARRRKKKK AAAAAAAAA THAT 3DPD ROASTY IS NOT HER!!!!!

>>26882152
>your dog superchatting your friends/other streamers is why you never have any money

>>26882088

>>26882082
Calli is starting her doom stream at 6pm and Ame is playing Apex at 7pm.

To the newfags i will already give a warning:
DO NOT SHARE NOTHING FROM THE MEMBER'S ONLY STREAM

Thank you

>>26881859
>Artia eats your flesh and masturbates
What the fuck

Who is the target audience for this?

>>26882133
They probably don't know about it?

>>26882178
>ifunny account linked to her twitter account
No it's not, schizo

Reminder that HoloEN is a competition and they're not friends with eachother

>>26882091
Glad she's streaming soon sad she'll end after one hour for braaapbeats

>>26882169
That was Manager-san. Because he also edited out Mori's supacha segment for no discernible reason, and Coco wouldn't do that.

>>26882169
You know Cover did it

why were people so mad about mori's memberships but so accepting of ame's? mori has stated all her stuff will eventually be available even without paying. ame straight up said she's doing saucy shit and you will never see it without the highest membership tier.

really weird that people are happy with that.

>>26882091
/r/ing the vergil chumbuddy edits since I've been blasting his new theme song

>>26882197
>DO NOT SHARE NOTHING
So I should share some things?

>>26882205
Thats the rules in every holos chat dumbass.

>>26882169
>What is management

>>26882197
POORFAGS AREN'T EVEN HUMAN. THEY DON'T DESERVE AMELIA OR HER PEECE OF KITKAT

calli's boing boing

I feel dirty for using ars now...

>>26882178
how does it feel to lose everything you hold dear

>>26881784
They took the other one down.

>>26882091
Feeling tired, not really used to staying up this late but I'm willing to do it for Gura.

>>26882214
Pink girl bad

>>26882197
Try and stop me.

>>26882205
ogey

>>26882231
Don't.
Superchat the savings. That way you get to be a member AND do a superchat to cheer on your wife each month.

>>26882218
That's because they're all competing for subs and supachas

>>26882205
Hey buddy:

https://streamable.com/v46j7e

>>26882218
Only because rushia is a baby who will lose her mind if you mention anyone else.

>>26882215
Foolishness, Dante, foolishness! Money is everything! Without simping, how can you protect your oshi?

>>26882236
>>26882202
https://ifunny.co/meme/does-ifunny-actually-post-and-follow-people-WjlVCF1P6

>>26882205
ogey

This is BASIC stream etiquette anywhere that isn't trash

>>26882226
>poorfags aren't human
>but paypigs are
The irony

>>26882165
You're so predictable. Keep seething cuck.

>>26882214
Yea honestly I've been a teamate since the beginning but I like Mori's membership deals more

>>26882116
I realize that I'm getting old and my life rapidly becomes unsalvageable every day, yes.

>>26882214
who do you think runs this place.

>>26882214
Mori's membership is different to almost every single holo, and more expensive. She's also brand new, the criticism is entirely justified and she should unfuck it to the same level as all the others.
t. deadbeat.

>>26882205
hownew.ru

>>26882214
People were mad about Mori's initial proposal, which was out of touch. After the change, only the most devout shitposters would be mad.

>>26881766
Fuck..

>>26881785
>>
>>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…
>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."

>>26881984
did you pay in argentinian funbucks or real money?

>110 posters
Did meidos nuke the schizos?

>>26881825
I'm wondering if it's just because she's scheduling things last minute, since all the other streams were placed days ago.

>>26881785
>>タコの囁きえっちすぎだろ
>>Squid's whispering is really lewd
>>タコ先の囁き声質です
>>Squid's whispering is some good shit
You're got damn right

>>26882197
>Double negative

>>26882285
>he's still pretending

>>26882269
Yes.
Poorfags should just die and become food for worms so they can be useful for once. We moneyCHADS own the world

>>26882271
ogey

>>26882214
Ignore it, it's only shit posters who care now.

>>26882214
really weird that ame is doing something different than her usual streams for members only while Mori is doing the same garbage she does every day but now locked on payment?

You should seriously google up some ways to make you more intelligent. Because you're severely dumb.

>>26882197
Is there a schedule of her members only streams? Since they won't get archived I don't want to join and it turns out I can't watch anything live

>>26882091
pretty good, still one hour to go but slowly the excitement-levels are rising
enjoy this feeling very much

>>26882291
Tete for the heart.

>>26882226
brb buying every membership in ARS to share content with my bros here

>>26882291
Ina enjoyed it, trust me

>>26882173
cute

>>26881785
>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
But that's the best part you JOP mong

>>26882178
Why would she carefully avoid revealing any personal information about herself for a long time only to suddenly post videos of herself on a fucking ifunny account of all things?

And why would she deny that it was her on twitter instead of just not posting those videos in the first place, or deleting the account (since she would be the account's owner if it was her)?

Use your brain, retard.

>>26881785
>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream
>People were mostly busy discussing Coco

>>26882241
>>26882258
sauce of shark hood

>>26882214
What? Ain't everything from Ame behind the first tier as usual?

>>26882214
It's fine now. Only shitposters really care to keep harping on.

>>26882296
no, im calling in my brapforce right now. expect the IPs to increase by at least 100 when gura starts.

Who would win in a fight? A Shion ojisan or a chumbuddy?

>>26881746
What's the lore here, did Mori say she hates Touhou or something?

>>26882258
I NEED... MORE.. CUNNY

I’ve been a Teamate since the beginning but honestly I think Mori’s membership is a better deal, I’m a tier 3 member in fact; Amelia’s membership rewards just don’t seem worth it.

>>26882291

>>26882316
she said she'd make an members schedule in a few days

>>26881846
ogey

>>26882299
>>26882197
That mean we should share everything

>>26881760
What are you talking about, the best vtuber reporter is obviously that one trap vtuber who does interviews from like everyone, hololive to nijisanji

>>26881785
>>タコちゃまマジで質のいいASMRなんだけど時々ニコラスケイジ…ニコラスケイジ…って言うASMRじゃエッチな気分にはならんよ…
>>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
Weak

>>26881785
>(it's actually available on Amazon.jp Prime Video)
It's not anonchama. I own a prime

>>26881785
>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream
That whole section, my sides. I love these guys.

>>26882345
these threads kill touhou threads

>>26882338
knock yourself out

I just got back from work. This was the first Ame stream I missed. Can someone give me a quick rundown about what the thread decided to go nuts over? I just assume the thread went nuts since she announced memberships and because it was a watson stream.

>>26882353
>better deal
>when you get access to the exclusive shit for free later
??

>>26882214
>without the highest membership tier.
okay but why do you have to lie?

I swear to god chums if these doxxposting faggots get through and the illusion is broken I'm gonna fucking lose it

>>26882344
they all only think about fat old men so they would just fuck each other

When is Mori doing a death grips cover?

>>26881671
>FUCK
>not FAQ
stop false flagging with Miko, she doesn't deserve it

>>26882291
Ina was supposed to be for Nick Cage...

>>26882353
you fool
you don't understand that memberships beyond 5 bucks are meant to solely be for when you just want to support your girl

>>26882353
Brappers are back in force It seems.

Now the question is where do they go when the streams end?

>>26882291

>>26882330
>coping THIS hard
Just face it nigger, you shark is a literal e-thot whore.

also

stop

typing

like

this

japs seething about the english channels is the greatest thing

>>26882371
Do these people know they can pirate?

>>26882380
The shitstorm was over her membership prices being good.

Also the stream itself was pretty good. better than the wagecuck simulator

>>26882386
They can't because there is no digital foot print to follow

>>26881825
>her eyes are red this time
>there's blood in the water
>she's going to keep streaming and make Mori experience the pain of Holostars numbers

>>26882386
Just ignore and report like you should do with all doxxposters

>>26882380
She just did membership the right, and old, way.

That's about it, other than her being cute as fuck that is.

Modern day chuubas really must hate fun, more often chuubas taking simps givin zeros and ones
The real cringe connoisseurs in the ruins of hell get used to watching weeabos with moe that sells cuz,
To my surprise, chunni lines like she's a senshi,
Calli-chan is a motherfucking DaVinci
of dignity erasure
feel so bad for her
Make sure when watching no one's around first
Filthy plebs out here, watch her drink pinot
"Why do you guys like this?"
Bitch it's so kino
Cute as all hell in a literal sense, a cringy pretense, but the views are all tell, no show, dollars and cents
Don't mean nada to Leafs in Canada
Based and other super radical lines to tear your heart apart at the seams still the killer of your dreams, slips your supa in her pocket and then she flees the scene, it's like that.
If she took my advice she'd still be fucking unknown.
But the other chuubas that I like so much more
Are along the lines of cool and fuckin SEISO
Gotta know it aint so, could you let go of your dig-ni-ty,
Just for me?
I'm just want something to watch while the time goes by,
Calli, how the fuck are you not mortified?
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
MORI IS SO EM-BARRA-SSING
TEE HEE BITCH
BUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING
SECOND HAND CRINGE CALLIOPE
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
Till we get em to say
"Alright" Yay! Let's watch this!
Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want,
Her dropping all her spaghetti!
Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!
Cringe high enough to exterminate ya
You'll watch anyway cause it's human nature
And somehow root for her all of the way
Until the day she stands on top!
What the fuck is this shit?
What am I watching?
A girl living out her dreams and she's not stopping
Not what you expected? Better tell you straight forward, haters unironically throw away your keyboard. Go ahead and be sore but she won't run. Cause she's an alcoholic nerdy dork getting shit done. Hololiving? Not an industry for faint hearts for one, it's a mistress of cringe lines day in the sun.
C A DOUBLE L I O P E
I really love this fake chara shit's eye opening
Taking words she gets right off the cuff and script her own thing
"Freestyle with toliets ain't enough" That was embarrassing
Gonna take a first pass at dat ass and blast her
Deadbeats come at her, she's masochistic and butthurt
Huh whatever that means
Yes whatever that means
Come a little closer motherfuckers then laugh at her!
If she took my advice she'd still be right on the fringe
But inside she's kinda nervous and she don't know what the word is for the other side of gap
Fuck it, it's cringe!
Setting out, do as she's supposed to do, she'll get close to you and the viewers too
If it's alright with you, go on give her a try
Calli, how the fuck are you not mortified?
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
MORI IS SO EM-BARRA-SSING
TEE HEE BITCH
BUT I CAN'T STOP FUCKING WATCHING
SECOND HAND CRINGE CALLIOPE
KILL EM WITH THE CRINGE
"Alright" Yay! Let's watch this!
Deadbeats, listen up It's whatcha want,
Her dropping all her spaghetti!
Watch her spill all her wine when she gets up off her seat!
Cringe high enough to exterminate ya
You'll watch anyway cause it's human nature
And somehow root for her all of the way
Until the day she stands on top!

>>26882386
We don't even know if its really HER.

She is fine.

>>26882416
Pirating in Japan can get you killed

>>26882178
did i miss some sweet exposé

>>26881785
>>お前ら日本を除いてアジアで一番好きな国どこ？
>>What's your favorite Asian country outside of Japan?
>>Responses: Taiwan, South Korea, Taiwan, Taiwan, Korea, China, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Taiwan, Ryukyu, None, India, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, Tibet, Taiwan, Taiwan, Uygur, Tibet, Taiwan
HOLY BASED

>>26881959
>looked in the other thread
>there is a ban evading Shark anti schizo having a meltdown
I thought those fags were suppose to be better than Global LMAO

>>26881788
Mikochi will become the shark!

>>26881785
>>台湾の国連加盟を応援しています
>>We support Taiwan's addition to the United Nations
>>香港の一国二制度認めろ
>>Recognize Hong Kong's One Country, 2 Systems policy
>>天安門はあった
>>Tiananmen was real
>>天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門天安門
>>TiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmenTiananmen
>>台湾は国
>>Taiwan is a country
>>お前ら日本を除いてアジアで一番好きな国どこ？
>>What's your favorite Asian country outside of Japan?
>>Responses: Taiwan, South Korea, Taiwan, Taiwan, Korea, China, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, Taiwan, Ryukyu, None, India, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Tibet, Tibet, Taiwan, Taiwan, Uygur, Tibet, Taiwan
And all that mean what?

>>26882397
Why do you want Nicolas Cage to fuck your waifu?

>>26882400
Guy is a shitposter trying to creat some devide between teamates and deadbeats. There is no problem with ame's model.

>>26882403
that's a really manly ame

>>26882380
/hlgg/ was KNEELING to Ame once again

>>26882413
Honestly /hlg/ seethes more than than any Japanese person

>>26882380
It was a good stream. Morifans were mad that Ame did the right thing and put all content behind the lowest tier only, not asking extra for any more content I guess.

>>26882413
They aren't seething though

>>26882214
Because the idea of content locked behind different tiers is a bad idea. Amelia's content is available to all tiers and also it's stuff that otherwise would get her channel at risk if done normally.
Don't forget the overwork part, all of this can easily pile up.
Overall I think that while her intentions are good and she's trying to give a reward for every tier, it can create some bridges in her own core fanbase. Also it's not really the best moment considering Mori is looking for a new place to live.
Also
>You will never see it without the highest membership tier
Your narrative posting only works with JP holos

>>26881785
Based and thank you 5ch correspondant.

>>26881785
nicholas cage omg I'm fucking dying

>>26882451
Cause I'm Nicolas Cage

>>26882432

>moved from /hlg/ to /hlgg/
>began liking Artia much more
I don't know how this happened

>>26882432
I kneel.

>>26882403
>tfw Gura

>>26882420
>>26882430
Thanks anons, that shitstorm is probably not worth going through the archives. Seems more like something to enjoy in the moment. Time to go watch the VOD!

>>26882443
>Le meme emoji reaction image
>LMAO
ogey

>>26882340
Yes, this guy is just schizoposting.

>hlg having a meltdown over gura
All is well with the world

>artia addicted to league
Oh no

>>26881891
up this close, she is incredibly beautiful

>>26882439
Meidos are simping hard for this e-thot >>26881408

>>26882093
He's talking about the other thread not here.

>>26882432
I'm jerking it.

>>26882482
/hlg/ is unironically an anti thread

>>26882381
Yes but you can get it without waiting

gura is hydrodynamic

>got gifted and Artia sub
What do I do with this power?

>>26882404
You didn't provide a single counterargument, so I'll post it again: If it's her, why not delete the account? And why the sudden out of character self-doxxing when she had otherwise not revealed any personal details up to that point? Answer these, schizo.

>>26882205
I wish people followed these rules just to keep the fucking /u/ shippers out of Calli's stream, it's so forced.

why is /hlg/ having a nuclear meltdown over a vtuber that hasnt done anything and hasnt streamed in over a day?

>>26882091
feeling unbelievably comfy tonight

>>26882403
It's lonely at the top..

>>26882493
Remember gura in 50 minutes fellow teamate!

Not only did Gura achieve Godslayer status, she even obliterated the /hlg/ state of mind.

>>26882478
Holy shit bro

DO YOU WANT THIS CAKE

KEKEKEKEKEKEK

>>26881859
naisuu

irl shark has an unexpectedly lewd body

>>26881785
>JOPs filtered by cagekino watchalong
oh how the tables have turned

>>26882478
It's crazy enough to be true

>>26882420
That picture would make /ic/ have a collective seizure.

>/hlgg/ is in a better state than /hlg/ for once.
We're inclining

GOD DAMN ZAWA IS THICC. we just keep winning

>>26882470
If she had the balls to just apologize for her initial fuck up and change it to the usual membership scheme and take the possible hit of the high tiers dropping down a tier, if that even happens, I would buy all the reapercoin there is to buy.

>>26882432
are there any attention starved rappers that would give this a go

>>26882525
Because she thinks nobody would find her ifunny account? because she's a stupid whore?

Leave a Coupon. Take a Coupon. Only 100% Authentic Coupons. 175 Coupons to Choose From.

>>26882527
a

found HER face on an old clip, for all interested in doxx, has the voice and everything.

https://files.catbox.moe/zu0yub.mp4

>>26882038
Yeah her face and hair is really nice

>>26881785
>Thoughts on Kiara's FE3H stream
>People were mostly busy discussing Coco's accidental Taiwan slip and subsequent bilibili fallout.

Just went to sleep, goodnight.

>>26882403
Gura is the daughter of all 4

>>26882556
only downhill from here

Why do people say all Calli's member stuff are available to all?

>>26882478
What's up with the tomatoes?

>>26881785
>This is some quality Takochama ASMR, but I just can't get into the mood when she's whispering "Nicholas Cage... Nicholas Cage..."
Based 5ch hating that shitty actor.

New lore: Kiara speaks German and Japanese because the universe she was in before was the one where the Axis won the war

>>26882594
with me

>>26882371
My bad, I should have fact-checked first.

>>26882599
The recorded streams are, not the live streams.

CHUMBUDS?!

https://youtu.be/fqqyT966-GY?t=1272
clip please

>>26882449
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>>26882599
She's gonna release the VODs for free to everyone.

>>26882584
We all knew the jrpg path was gonna be low viewers anon.

Doesn't change the fact that the streams are comfy as fuck and the FE autists shitposting makes it even better.