/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27508496
anons, your fightan lore reps...
https://fightanvidya.com/wiki/index.php/Arcana_Heart_3

Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?

>>27508033
wtf she's cute

Let's be honest here.

Gura is just being carried by her cute design, her voice, her natural charisma, her sense of humor, her singing, her sweet personality, her gaming skills, and her youtube experience.

I NEED TO FUCK GURA

>>27508816
gura makes me feel so warm and happy.

So which of these indie en ytubers do you think they'll collab with?

Wait, I was out of the loop for a while. Is this the final collab for the EN girls? Are they going to stop doing these?

Ina splatoon stream when

FUWA FUWA TIME

>>27508792
Can Ina go flatter?

its weird that they don't stream much in the weekends while HoloJPs do long stream or events.

>>27508816
Let's be honest here.

Gura is hot.

>>27508815
I like her design, and her mumbly voice is actually cute in a way. Hope she does well.

I love this cute bird!

Is this the push 'em down gently thread?

I am both literally and figuratively in love with Amelia Watson

Is warosu dead?

>>27508828
i think its the last "forced" collab, they're free to do as they please from now on

At the end of the day, I'm really glad none of you fuck dogs.

>>27508807
Hazy

>Gura Gawr

This is your top 3 HOLOLIVE GLOBALLY.
Rate it and judge it.

>>27508033
She seemed very mad that she didn't make it I hope she can at least collab with Kiara one day
Though she really is fucking based and she likes Ina.
>I'm glad no Holo follows me so I don't have to worry about them unfollowing when I go on a rant about how Yagoo should actually retire cuz he's so incompetent desu
>>27508830
Ina is a wonderful singer it loved how cute she sounded

>>27508828
This is the final "forced" full collab. They're basically free to do whatever they want now after this, outside of special events that management sets up

What is this fucking Kiara stream lmao

The comedic timing is so perfect

>Amelia doesn't play as Wattson in APEX
what did she mean by this?

>>27508841
How would Kiara react to being pushed down gently?

>>27508840
The curvature of this chicken.

>>27508828
yeah after this week gura gets tossed around by jp

>>27508816
uoooh etc. so on and so forth

>>27508847
And there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Live life in a way that makes you happy.

>>27508815
I'm actually considering to commission a Live2D model to her mamatori solely based on how fucking cute her design is.

>>27508836
They have to spend time with their boyfriends

>>27508816
>what have the romans ever done for us
Out of all the EN crew she seems to be the fastest in recognizing when a SC or gaming moment can be funny / memeable.

>>27508828
Might be the last weekly one with the collab ban coming down tomorrow or Monday, but surely there will be further 5-man adventures (Ina AFAIK still wants everyone to come play FFXIV for example)

THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Harass them
>Stalk them
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie

>>27508866
She does sometimes though.

>>27508872
hot

posting everyday until STALKER gets played

>>27508792
https://streamable.com/qit907

>>27508841
is that something you do after you walk them home gently?

>>27508862
>rate
Would fuck
Would fuck and mary
Would leave alone

>>27508880
lole

>>27508862
Fubuki hasn't deserved to be #1 for a long time now. She got complacent and lazy.

>>27508750
Maybe they'll do more weekend streams once they more settled into the job... and YAGOO pays them.

>>27508862
I hope Korone gets a nice boost in subs once she makes her glorious return

Salmon.

>>27508784

The problem is not her politics, the problem is mentioning anything political at all. Listening to VTubers should be fun and apolitical. I'd like to keep it this way. Kiara could donate all the SCs to BLM or storm***t for all I care, if she never talks about it. I'm tired of the political shit everywhere I go. This shit shouldn't be supported in my opinion, which is why I won't support her.

>>27508807
RIGHT HERE NIGGA

They edited Gura's end credits song from her members only stream
https://files.catbox.moe/vgmx4r.mp3

>>27508888
Every time I see that thumbnail, my brain keeps thinking she's wearing tight pants.

>>27508902
go back

>>27508815
I never heard of this girl until just a few minutes ago, but interestingly enough I saw this picture a few days ago. I have commissioned the same artist in the past and I commissioned him again to draw a picture of Botan licking Lamy's feet.

>>27508868
Just like the phoenix, she would rise up and push the shit out of you back, so hard in fact, you would burn down to ashes.

More like:
Things Cover should do:
Get Matsuri a fucking psychiatrist. Holy shit. Mental health is seriously undervalued in Japan.

My cute daughter recording her first haunted house experience!

>>27508862
fuck deserves-posters/10

chicken breasts
chicken thighs
chicken eyes

>>27508840
I also love the chicken!

>>27508927
Gura's outfit is literally DESIGNED to show off cunny

>>27508824
Aww Jeez.

>>27508944
skull eyes

>>27508862
A cat, a dog and a shark go into a bar.
The shark eats them all

The end.

>>27508922
Based

>>27508907
She never really wanted to be the face of the company in the first place. If anything she'll be relieved when Korone and Gura pass her.

>>27508868
Her idol dance moves would let her flip back up and recover

>>27508885
>5 members
>4 characters in a party
suffering

>>27508935
Matsuri just legitimately, unironically, needs to have sex. Man, woman, it doesn't matter. Just once.

>>27508922
Based

>>27508902
>>>/hlg/

>>27508927
This should be illegal anons

here's your top 3 holos, my dudes

>Kiara lost 1k
What the hell happened?

>>27508922
Cringe.

>>27508840
I love the firebird and her scorched earth policies.

>>27508927
https://vocaroo.com/1Sj13kJbGOmX

>>27508937
Predator meets...predator.

Alright. Day 2 of trying to get a fucking Minecraft server up.
There's three plugins on the server: grief protection, sleepy, and lag remover.
I think I allowed for crack clients to connect? If it doesn't work or there's too many SEA monkies, no cracked clients.
Lastly, new world. Also, probably expect instability.
Here's the IP: 104.207.143.243:25565

>>27508922
Based

>>27508876
Thank you anon. I hope she keeps on going strong and succeeds.
Both she and Gura make my days happier.

>>27508901
Only if you have a loli vampire living inside your shadow.

>>27508807
GANG GANG

>>27508922
That's just wasteful. Why not directly order sashimi.

>>27508993
WTF its real.
What the hell happened here?

>>27508992
8-9 days till impact

>>27509000
Is it on the latest version or a different one?

>>27508993
Her latest stream was pretty cringe

kek watching the luna 3d birthday stream and she sounds like she's on the verge of dying after like 1 minute of moving around
this is some ring fit adventure tier stuff

>>27509028
>>27508993
China.

Where were you when Kiara hung herself...

>>27508948
Her mama can be very lewd.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1315027546589655040?s=19
Chicken what the fuck

>>27508993
Italians unsubbing

>>27509028
guess she was too based for some

>>27508888

Yes, but ultimately all these people would be nobodies without Cover Corp.

>>27509000
Good luck bro, good on you for doing it

>>27508927
link is dead

>>27508924
>Listening to VTubers should be fun and apolitical
I wholeheartedly agree, specially the part I quoted. It's the one thing I was afraid of the most when EN debuted, but it turned out that the girls managed to keep that shit out of holo-ing, for now at least.

>>27508922
not based at all, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>27508944
There is skellengtons in there, look!

>>27509054
One of them was not a nobody, tho

>>27509047
she just really doesn't give a fuck anymore does she hahaha

>>27508922
Ba-
>not salman
Cringe

>>27508851
it looks like catbox is down too.

>>27509047

She's changed a lot, hasn't she?

kiara looks 100x better without her dumb hats

>>27508815
cute feet

>>27509028
God is angry with the kusotori once again

>>27509037
Are you serious? It was amazing.
Chicken has never been as good as this week.

>>27508944
>chicken eyes
Is that a new addition to the menu?

>>27509028
Someone clipped the kms part and it's getting spread around

>>27509028
Bots?

>>27508797
>>27508807
>>27509015
かわいい

>>27509047
37 seconds in, you can hear IKU. I am diamonds.

>>27509058
carbox is down

>>27508929
>That commission
Shouldn't it be the other way around though? The half elf craves the lion's cat dick like fucking crazy.

>>27509092
source?

cum for Gura

>>27509067
Why is mori such a dork

>>27508935
Wrong thread dogfucker.

>>27509092
She's going to kill herself now

>>27508856
Can Gura even close her teeth all the way like Watson?

Is she more of a cookie cutter shark with only one row of teeth; does she even have bottom ones? The jagged-line teeth smile like pic related is a major charm point and it seems Gura can't even do it. For shame.

>>27508924
>>27509047
same here
fuck politics

>>27509073

Yes, but I'm unaware of her ever being able to monetize her success. So she'd have had the fame, but not the money.

>>27508815
whats with girls and switch? my mom loves it, all the holos and their moms like it as well. this literally never happens with another system

>>27509054
Ina would've just kept making bank on commissions and blowing it all on Gacha
Gura was already somebody and could make a living off of streaming on twitch if she weren't so lazy and streamed once a month.
Hololive boost is undeniable though.

>>27509094
You seem lost >>27473325

>>27508973
Her mother was just as crazy as she is and she seemingly got better, so you might be right.

>>27509079
You take that back.

________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Schizoid Narrative______________________________________________________________________________________________

>>27508993
>>27509028
She did? Last time I saw her she was at 298k

If she did, I would say it's normalfag newfags getting filtered by her talking as much shit she wants, since they expect the girls to be pure and wholesome from Gura's image.

>>27509111
I'd rather cum inside of Gura

>>27508967
she'll probably keep the "face of the company" jobs, like radio shows and whatnot. It doesn't seem like Korone has any appetite for that kind of stuff.

>>27509087
It was 90 minutes of dying in a game made for kids and her screaming

>>27508888
(You) in the back

>>27508816
I love Gura but I'm not sexually attracted to her.

>>27509000
Not to shit on your effrots, anon, but don't even bother. The /hlg/ server died for a reason other than them being literal dog fuckers.

>>27509137

>>27508927
>https://files.catbox.moe/vgmx4r.mp3
bros why aren't catbox links working for me today...

Started using greatscythe in MHW, mori-sama I hope you're proud of me

>>27509092

She's going to get a two week suspension, isn't she?

I love Amelia's teeth

What was the threads reaction during the Kiara stream?

>>27509132
I guess it's just in her blood to be fucking unstable.

>>27509028
>>27508993
Seems to only update every 1,000 and only rounds down. So if she was at 299,005 and then dropped to 298,995 her count will just show 298,000

>>27509079
Honestly Kiara's personality is amazing. Imagine if she had gotten a better design.

I mean I like her eyes and all but the outfit and hats are kinda eh,

>>27509134
>women want me
>fish fear me

>>27509085
If God keeps fucking with her, she'll end up going full-Tanya at this rate.

>>27509166
I see

>>27509121
Lost of games with cute aesthetic
Lots of games that aim for a broader audience and are easy to get into
Cheapest console
Works great on the go, can play in bed, on the bus, etc.

Basically the antithesis of the virgin pc

>>27509092
What? Where's the clip?

>>27509087
After 90 minutes of failure, to go into a boss fight cold having never seen it before with zero lives and then beat it was pretty awesome. I think she's secretly better at vidya than she makes out and puts on a helpless act for the streams.

>>27509047
The bird has dropped all her limiters

>>27508924
Based. political shit depresses me, the whole reason I love vtubers so much is because it's an escape from the cancer that is american politics.

>>27509157
the domain is down retard

>>27508973
>tell anons "have sex"
>get replied with "dilate"
>tell Matsuri "have sex"
>she starts crying

>>27509157
It's just catbox being catbox.

>>27508964
fubuki is a fox not a cat

>>27509121
It has a bunch of fun games with cartoony characters and cute characters. PS and Xbox has too much violent and sexual shit

>>27509144
And every second of it was hillarious.

>>27509134
its too dangerous for my heart to look straight into her eyes, god damnit huke

Been gone for a bit, what the fuck happened

>>27508748
>>27508784
Isn't that just another name for a boner?

>>27509087
It was pretty fun, not as good as her MK and Takamori collab but has some very cipplable 10/10 moments

>>27509028
Couple threads ago Anon suggested we should unsub for shits and giggles

>>27508856
IDK what it is but I can listen to Gura all day. It's a very pleasant but cute voice that doesn't fatigue.

>>27509121
It's the tetris effect, anon. Chicks just dig that shit.

>>27509195
this is genuinely one of the biggest appeals for me

>>27508872
Imagine...

>>27509047
>UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Fuck numberfags, I really want to see her playing more RPGs.

>>27509079
hey hats are great

>>27509157
down for maintenance

>>27509079
Honestly, a lot of people here seem to have that opinion, but I think her hats are the best part of the mess that is her clothes.

>>27509184
I'd guess this? >>27509040

Rushia has now made 1 million in superchats
Damn

>>27509214
its chub anon

>>27509160
Prease understandu

i saw the "03 REAP AND TEAR" in mori's thumbnail as "BRAP AND TEAR"

what has this place done to me, why my bwain is bwoken

>>27509214
anon, your dictionary reps . . .

>>27508872
How many a piece of that shark? Pekora, Shion, Marine, Festival, ?

>>27509216
what a faggot

I'm gonna marry Mori and have wholesome guh sex with her.

>>27509226
For real. I don't play that many and I'd be happy to see her perspective on them.

>>27509140
Only chum in shark girl

>>27509164
Good. The gameplay was sufferkino and the SC reading was 10/10 like usual for her.

>>27508807
DESU DESU KAWAII MOTHERFUCKAAAA
>>27508862
She can't be stopped holy shit
>>27508888
Based
>>27509028
Fuck, well that won't hold her back too much hopefully

>>27509239
1million what? ARS?

>>27509240
>>27509244
Sound the same to me

>>27509000
It functions, very cool

>>27509226
watching a chuuba do something she enjoys is the best kind of content.

>>27509134
>>27509175
>WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEAST DARE MAKES A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH

>>27509047
I feel somewhat responsible, what if they read these threads and get influenced by us?

>>27509181
So basically what the Wii was supposed to be but done right?

>>27509047
This stirs in me many feelings I am not proud of yet feel compelled to explore.

>>27509248
Gay

>>27509226

Good news - you will. She's going to keep a weekly timeslot, despite the numbers. Chicken is just having fun.

>log in on MC
>Tell Watame "GO SLEEP"
>Watame goes to sleep

>>27509259
nah, US dollars

>>27509214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZBtdvzDns0

>>27509248
>Having sex with your bro
That's pretty gay bro

>>27509028
sometimes jewtube clears bots, its probably fine since it's a low amount and its not dropping significantly.

Watson.
Amelia Watson, from HoloEN Gamers

>>27509226
If she ends up not playing EarthBound I riot.

>>27509248
Shouldn't you go to sleep before the collab Kiara?

>>27509250
>tfw no personal shark girl onahole

>>27509248
Please also fuck her chicken wife thank you.

>>27509238
i remember the moment but it wasn't that, it was when she suggested watching a speedrun of the level and then killing herself

>>27509201
I would call you a newfag but I'll just call you a fox fucker instead.

>>27509226
wasn't is a gacha game?

>>27509134
I fixed it for you

>>27509160
"Thank you for your support goijin."

>>27509306
learn what a fox is

>>27509271
more what the wii u was supposed to be, but done right.

>>27509214
I don’t see it used very much honestly. Think it’s just another “incel” type insult that means nothing.

>>27509273
Same brother.

>>27509214
This is why there won't be HoloEU. Thank God, Kiara's otaku-ness is stronger than her politics.

>>27509226
This post made me realize that no Holo is ever going to play Mother Fucking XENOGEARS or Xenosaga ever. Shit sucks.

>>27509179
>The chicken starts slowly becoming a duck
I enjoy this narrative

>>27509226
It makes me happy to see a chuuba playing a game that they want to play rather than just something for the easy views. Now I just need one of the ENs to secretly be a huge DRPGfag.
>>27509310
You're thinking of FEH, Fire Emblem Heroes.

>>27509313
thank you, I'm gonna save this image if I have your permission

>>27509271
Unless you live under a rock you'd have noticed it's been nintendo's approach for every console ever, though it got particularly obvious from the 7th generation onwards, with nintendo's consoles being contrasted by the playstation and xbox.

>>27509281
You're too powerful.

What do chumbuds think of this song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YFYRYUoCPQ

It was recommended yesterday for the cover to dedicate to Gura. If there is enough chumbuds who want to sing for Gura, I could do the mixing: https://poal.me/2igxqn

>>27508862

Kiara needs to reel it in a bit. She's a little too unfiltered at the moment.

Is it really true?
People will accomplish janitorial task without compensation willingly?

>>27509248
>>27509305
"Based."

Gura.. Tell us when the stream starts onegai.

>>27509368

Shaaaaark

>>27509332
Her voracious obsession with numbers will overpower her politics soon and attract "that" crowd.

>>27509226
the only fe runs i watch are autists doing day zero max difficulty blind runs
there's something entertaining about them just looking over every enemy autistically for three hours in the setup stage
they rarely talk but you can just feel their gears turning in overdrive

>>27509385
>Get in loser we're going investigating

>>27509350

>>27509369
based

>>27509385
Who the one in the back?

>>27509368
Personally, I prefer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emjLXdsj6xA&

>>27509352
the fundamental design philosophy of all nintendo products is called "枯れた技術の水平思考" and the switch is one of the strongest examples in recent memory.

>>27509393

>>27509368
That's gay as fuck anon

>>27509376
https://streamable.com/3v4f7d

>>27509214
It basically means subhuman you can thank the movie chud for it catching on

some shadow figure keeps sneaking up on me.

>>27509399
thanks lori

>>27509368
elvis is pretty shit

>>27509368
Oh god. Chumbuds sing? I dunno about this. Gutsposters, give me strength....

>>27509412
ZERO MONETARY COMPENSATION

>>27509301
https://www.amazon.com/nicknack-Shark-Puppet-Realistic-Rubber/dp/B085NH3V12/ref=sr_1_16_sspa?dchild=1&keywords=shark+toys&qid=1602365111&sr=8-16-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExOTBYWDZKNVc5UkpGJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNTEyNTMwMlMyN0lBQkRTSUQyNyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODE3MDQxMjNJNTRIVk84U1JXWiZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX210ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=
Here's one

>>27509385
Teamates...

>>27509374
BOTTOM LEFT.
I actually agree. I love my birb, but I don't really care for her lack of filters. Others might like her too, but having no filter herself ironically means she filters others. It could be offputting to say the least.

>>27509189
I don't think it's that.
I think she is that terrible at games.
However, I think she's a natural in turning that terribleness into something compelling and is developing an eye for spotting moments she can play off of.
As she said herself, if it wasn't entertaining to watch someone play the same level over and over again for 100 minutes, chat would've given up watching her long before.
The real question is: what does one do with such a powerful ability?

>>27509403
There's a reason it's that one and it's not because we're trying to find the best Elvis song

I've been catching up on the archives. is Gura uh... Italian or something?

Fun fact: Amelia has yet to play a single good game.

Got like 15 hours of streams to catch up to..

did they ever say what time the collab will be tonight?

>>27509433

>>27509368
you dont want to do this anon, especially after the /hlg/ sings attempt

Which Holo do you think is doing her english reps as a result of Gura's slaughter?

>>27509451
No, she's from Atlantis.

>>27509448
At some point she did welecome us to intaly

hoocha

>>27509433
anon, your link reps...

>>27509313
It's not a small hat, it's one of those paper turkey boots, which makes sense considering her whole theme.

>can't even tell us when the collab stream is
EN is a joke.

>>27509412
CLEAN IT UP MEIDOS

>>27509417

>>27508880
Great. I'm glad they don't have idol cultural thingy at EN.

you see this, anons?
take it and color it so it looks like calli

>>27509368
When we doing this?

>>27509464
>Guras slaughter
Small money shark isn't what makes them do their english reps anon.

>>27509478
Hey anon, it can be both

>>27509464
Fucking all of them, even Sora is learning English.

>>27508815
How mad would this vtuber get if I commissioned footjob pictures?

>>27509439
I just mean for potential yab since outsiders can see out of context clips and stir up shit. I personally love hearing her curse in that accent but I don't want her to fuck up her career.

>>27509486
i look like this irl

>>27509470
Based.

>>27509482
My negro right here.

>>27509403
I don't know about this song, it doesn't feel as deep as the other one, it talks about kisses and stuff but well gura is a vtuber...

>>27509416
She likes his songs.

>>27509368
>willingly embarrassing yourselves
Don't fucking do it, you're better than amekeks right now but only barely.

>>27509448
>Italian
OHNONONONONO

>>27509444
Get into fighting games.

>>27509480
>>27509480
its certainly 1 hour from now or at least 6 hours from now

>>27509451
Mario Odyssey is a good game, she's just really bad at it.
Like you'd think at some point she would bother to learn how to jump properly.

You can do so much in that game if you learn how to combine hat jumps with dives and long jumps etc.

When will we get someone like this in Holo EN?

>>27509499
>stage 1

>>27509397
I do those runs myself, but I have more fun watching people that aren't good at the games because they turn everything into a struggle worth watching. It's all about the personal narrative there, someone celebrating because their objectively shitty unit carried them through an easy map is just charming. Watching silent streamers is boring as fuck to me, and they usually don't really comment on the story content as well, and characters are a big part of FE.

>>27509393
dont save the thumbnail anon onegai

>>27509368
i don't want to, but i find that i am unable to refuse

>>27509474
Gomenasorry don't know how

>>27509352
I mean sure, but the Wii failed miserably and despite being one of the better sold consoles of all times it's also one of the most hated ones. The Wii-U was kinda meh and the Switch is the only one that has being able to acquire noticeable success with both the casual audience and old time fans, well, except for pokémon fans.

>>27509528
It's probably right after Calli's RIP AND TEAR stream

>>27509530
ᶦ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ᵏⁿᵒʷ

>>27509374
But she's crazy fun like this, hope she can continue, it would fucking suck if people were bothered by this

>>27509530
Antchama...

>>27506538
It's ok, you just have to practice your English.

>>27509451
Mario Odyssey and Limbo are good games.
CSGO and Valorant are good too if you like competitive FPS.

>>27509529
Amelia just like Arin thinks she's too good to read manuals.

Ah, all is good and well again.

>>27508792
Do you really belebe that someone would struggle for several hours with a single level, dying to simple mistakes, going on a totally not rehearsed rant about wishing to kill game protagonist and all people that are close to him, only to clear boss on first try with 0 (ZERO) lives?
Do you really belebe it?
Because I belebe it.

This is not hydrodynamic.

>>27509480
I'm guessing after the Watson incident nothing's on the table anymore with when to expect her to be up.

>>27509554
>>27509562

I dont do lore reps for Gura, but does she have another job or something? Why cant she schdule stuff? We still dont have a collab time from her right?

>>27509368
>/hlgg/ sings
Don't. "x sings" were only good 10 years ago, and only a few of them. Don't push it.

God I want to sleep but I can't not knowing what time the collab will be...

So according the /hlgg/, Gura is:
>Filipina
>Latina
>Texan
>Californian
>Swedish
>Italian
YOU ARE NOW HERE
>...

>>27509444
Yeah, that's the thing. Despite playing the same level the entire time, she steadily gained viewers throughout the stream. She's learning how to make the most of a situation which is the sign of a good streamer. Hopefully she will continue to hone that skill.

I'm kinda considering giving Kiara a sub too. Already got Ame and Gura.
Just had a blast this week with Kiara's streams. I also really like her superchat readings, it's basically an extra hour or more of zatsudan.

But I'm German and don't care for German lessons.

>>27509525
>>27509542
If it sounds like some screeching out of /r9k/ I'm not doing it, but if it sounds good then why feel embarrassed?

>>27509527
No.
That is the path to madness......and LTG.
Smash is a good compromise though.

>>27509583
>>27509539
my quoting reps...

>>27509397
>autists doing day zero max difficulty blind runs
Link one, I'm curious.

Kitsune vtuber when

>>27509547
cut everything after ref. when you search something on most sites, the search parameters carry over to the product page. I have no idea why it happens, but if you just type https://www.amazon.com/nicknack-Shark-Puppet-Realistic-Rubber/dp/B085NH3V12 you get the clean link for the product

>>27509590
She's just lazy

>>27509590
Its the audism.

>>27509601
she is ____her

>>27509576
What is this, elvish?

>>27509520
Ch... ...CHUMSHIRO!

>>27509604
I'm fluent in german, too. But man, her German voice is something else. I don't know why she sounds weaker in english, she just does.

>>27509582
Anyone who says otherwise is severely overestimating a girl's capacity for spacial intelligence and mental reflexes.

>>27509601
Gura is a Hyperborean Atlantean mix. Her apparent accent shifting is the result of the melding of those two dialects.

Holmes vtuber when

>>27509552
Makes the most sense since late-night PST seems easier to match up for JP times. If they were going to try it before Mori's DOOM, say in an hour or so that would require them to be up at 7:30AM over there and I get the feeling Mori/Kiara aren't exactly morning people with having to flex their schedules for a worldwide audience.

>>27509374
Nah she's alright.

It would only be a bad thing if she was directing her sailor talk towards others, but she's super sweet to the girls and mostly trash talks herself.

It's true that a lot of newfags will be appaled since they want "muh wholesome" idols, but being honest like this will unironically be better for her in the long run.

>>27509605
well, i am not worried at all about my own singing. i just don't want to see it become a big joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBy1LG3J1z4

>>27509582
That boss was laughably easy to beat though

>>27509590
>Why cant she schdule stuff?
Lazy and already losing interest in the VTuber thing. Once she reaches 1mil she will graduate herself.

>>27509601
>top 4 some sort of spanish-language thing
Yep, that's correct. I just think she has family from the midwest. Like maybe she grew up with grandparents and that's why she knows some really old shit and dumb colloquialisms that someone from the midwest would know.
Thank me now for my investigation and knowledge.

>>27509604
Please help the chicken reach 300k

>>27509609
its okay

>>27509650

>>27509592
what song did x sing?

https://files.catbox.moe/icji8j.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/o3fw5n.mp4

>>27509601
I saw someone call her a chink too so add that to the list, also a Rogue AI

>>27509601
She is every nationality there is under the sun seemingly shifting between them every second.

>>27509582
Yes. That boss is a total joke.
There is zero reason to believe Kiara pretended to be worse than she is at any point.

>>27509393
https://youtu.be/bFNpPBMjnS8

>>27509590
can't you find something else to do until it's up
>>27509650
based

>>27509601
I'm guessing Half filipino, quarter polish, quarter irish, lives in Texas. If its like Any give Asian x White relationship, 99% chance the momma is the flip and green card bait.

Is American a white ethnicity yet?

>>27509601
You missed the
>that one pink cat from Top Cat

>>27509647
So we have Japanese subs of HoloEN now

meelk bag

>>27509529
More like she has no reason too
Game is too easy when you can get moons walking from A to B

That's it I'm too tired to wait for any news on the collab, I'll try to wake up for my boy but I'll probably watch that from the archive, hope collab is in like 6-7 hours good night /hlgg/

>>27509601
sorry but Gura is a chink, she wouldnt hit these numbers without being one

>>27509601
She's also latinx

>>27509687
how new?

>>27509670

>>27509667
KNOCK KNOCK OPEN UP THE DOOR IT'S REAL

>>27509480
It's 6 hours and 30 minutes from now. Or at least that was what Kiara said on her stream.

>>27509658
I meant membership. I just use "sub" for that, sorry.

>>27509687
We had those since debut

>>27509582
I was more scared of her running off the edge the entire time than her dealing with the boss

>>27509701
Maybe that's what they planned, but since there's no news so far, there might be a change of plans.

>OH. MY. GAHD.
>CHANDLAH BING

this bird just earned a few points in my book

>>27509601
She probably spent a lot of time doing voices to herself and now she just pulls them out naturally. People keep comparing her to pewdiepie but I think she's more like a female Jerma than anything

>>27509647
> " 天国の存在って信じてないんですけど、多分あるとしたらこんな場所なんでしょうね "
kek

>>27509590
You try to coordinate a time so two people from japan, one from leafland, one from murrica and one from atlantis can spare a chance to goof around. And pray there no sudden interruptions to this schedule.

>>27509667
I meant it in a "x" thing does "x" way but I clearly fucked up. Also, the idea of /x/ actually singing something is incredibly amusing.

>>27508807
Yo yo yo

>>27509601
I don't have the screenshot on me but she's the result of one of those community cum tubs

>>27509650
That would be pretty based actually, imagine effortlessly climbing to the top of the company, becoming the new "face" of hololive and then just walking away from it all at your apex disappearing like a ghost

>>27509722
Could this bird BE any better?

>>27509700
Where can one find this master piece?

>>27509635
Hail Perun

>>27509582
When is Artia streaming on twitch again so everyone can tell her how many commie dicks she sucks?

All of Gura’s subscribers and memberships are me btw.

>>27509374
I'd prefer she just does what she's doing now because I enjoy it and those who don't like her content just watch something else.

>>27509448
She's an all-American mongrel with an one in a million natural loli voice.

>>27509689
Yeah sure and then she goes gremlin mode over dying 10 times trying to jump onto a fucking platform.
She sucks at platformers.

>>27509530

>>27509507
Why are there so many pics of her feet?

>>27509749
hello me, we have some work to do.

>>27509520
>Kenshiro
Chumbud

>Toki
Tentacultist

>Rei
Deadbeat

>Ein
Teamate

>Falco
Chickenbro

>>27509737
It would be a huge slap on the face for every other holo/vchuuba in general. I love it.

>>27509374
Are you the fun police? She's fucking amazing right now. No filter, swearing in German, just saying what comes to her mind.
It's beautiful.

>>27509754
So you're saying we're actually overthinking this and she's just from Atlanta?

>>27509720
Well Kiara streamed all night and only presumably went to bed recently so if anything it would be later.

>>27509737
>becomes number 1 of Hololive
>leaves shortly after
>"Wow that was fun but it was too easy. Guess I'll just start over again until someone can give me a challenge."

>>27509749
>>27509762
These posts (and subs and memberships and superchats and all fan works) brought to you by me, Gura's biggest fan

>>27509401
zebra striped gum

>>27509590
She works at a grocery store salad bar and eats popcorn for sustenance because Yagoo hasn't paid her yet.

>>27509615
Here's your (You).

>>27509117
shark gabu...

It just hit me that P**g** getting a live2D means he's open for collabs now.

>>27508862
Fug. I think this is where it ends bros, unless Gura can do something big again, like het Karaoke stream.

She was getting 20,000 per day yesterday

>>27509650
Proof

>>27509582
The bird bullying the shit out of her was so fucking hilarious
https://youtu.be/bLDEeV-XuC4?t=1798
This part was so fucking gold, stealing her hat at the exact moment she managed to teleport.

>>27509737
>top of the company, becoming the new "face" of hololive
Lol, tourists really know absolutely nothing about HoloLive. Gura isn't even the face of HoloEN right now, let alone of HoloLive. Sora is the face of HoloLive followed by Fubuki and Sora hasn't been the biggest subbed girl for ages.
There is a reason why of all the HoloEN girls only Mori is 'barely' competing with the actual Holo bigshots in revenue and thats with a debut stream.

>>27509749
Good job me, keep it up

>>27509520
Now we need Joseph Chumstar for the trifecta.

>>27509760
....feets are part of the body.

>>27509401
>signature
Your investigation reps...

>>27509760
I think she might have commissioned them herself. I know she is the one who commissioned this picture >>27508815, but I don't know about the others.

>>27509754
There is no actual human on the other side of Gura. It's just an egregore fueled by the collective desire of a million weebs. This is why she's so hard to nail down. Her true nature is just a constantly shifting manifestation of the unconscious spirits of all who have ever wanted the perfect loli daughter.

>>27509774
she did recently hesitate while saying "atlantis", but it didn't sound at all like she was correcting herself from "atlanta".