/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>27657221
Watson Odyssey I PRESSED B https://youtu.be/yS0XtBrM2A8
Mori DOOM Eternal https://youtu.be/CQ2lmH5TdJI
>>Teamup schedule!!!
https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1

She probably didn't wash her hands...

forbidden emoji [7:43]
https://files.catbox.moe/20hybl.mp4

"ask gura!" (13 oct 2020) full stream recording
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:dd5d55caa4f138ef4fa0deb3500a7d6fe21540a0&dn=ask%20gura

please remember that stream "archives" can disappear at any time for reasons that are difficult or impossible to predict. if it isn't on physical media under your personal control, it isn't really archived. youtube-dl is free and is not difficult to use.

Elementary, my dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0XtBrM2A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0XtBrM2A8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0XtBrM2A8

/hlgg/ Minecraft: 192.99.45.107:25594
Game version 1.16.3. Fairly active, especially during MC streams.

Don't make any new servers, we don't need further segmentation

Is Odyssey's controls as bad as Ame claims?

How does Ame not realize you're meant to chain flowers not stop every so often

Who is the DSP of HoloEN?

boy I can't wait to complain about youtube chat on /hlgg/ again!

>>27657214
they can just shove it in and pee, right?

>>27657182
What with you people and thinking everything she say is true

several companies sell urination adaptors for women

starting off with kiara!

>>27657214
Sexily

>>27657247
No, the controls are sharp and snappy.

>>27657214
same way a dude does, you just know intuitively how to position it.
Though some of the hardcore bottle pissers use a funnel.

>>27657214
Spread, aim and fire

ONE HOUR UNTIL THE RETURN OF OUR BOY, DEAD BEATS

Is there any experience more terrifying than seeing her show up in the chat?

>>27657221
>Ame drinking from her own gamer bottle

>>27657214
Gamer funnel

I want ame to tease me in her toad voice while I teach how to play economic simulators!

Here comes the gamer rage.

>>27657241
Thank you archive chumbud

>>27657247
She's retarded; don't fall for her DSPism

mario odyssey's sound design is fucking insanity inducing jesus christ

>>27657197
>>27657202
Switch comes with detachable joycons and a grip.
If she has a pro controller she literally has 3 options if one of them is broken.
Literally no excuse.

>>27657221
Bros, the sounds she makes...

>FUCKING GAME IS TRASH I PRESSED JUMP FUCK

Fuck guys, so the "gamer bottles" were real weren't they...

Should we be worried?

https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316201659215671297?s=19

>>27657102
>watching VODs unironically
These threads are half the fun of the streams anyways. I'd probably think there's too much dead air in livestreams if I wasn't spending it shitposting with you guys.

>>27657221
THINGS COVER STAFF SHOULD DO FOR THEIR TALENT
>Help them organize schedules
>Talk to other managers to help organize collabs. Say one stream Holo A says she'd like to collab with Holo B someday but she's too shy to ask. Holo A's manager should at the very least float the idea to Holo B's manager.
>Get permissions for games they want to stream
>Keep track of their physical and mental health. If it looks like they are getting burnt out, give them a break.
>Make sure their connections and equipment are functioning well. Buy or reimburse them on things they need to stream. Lobby to fix problems with models or rigging if there is any.
>Watch their streams when possible and monitor any technical problems or interruptions
>Teach them basic coporate OPSEC, research and scrub their past lives to avoid doxxing
>As much as possible, keep track of Antis. That's not to say every anonymous comment can be followed up on, but if some guy says he knows where a Holo lives and is gonna visit her, maybe take action.
>Teach the newer ones how Hololive works, what will be expected of them, both from the fans and the company. This includes memberships, concerts, collabs, merchandise, pricing, etc.
>Support and protect them from outrage nothingburgers by Antis (this includes easily offended insectoid bugmen)
>Hire competent staff with background in talent management for managers, translators, mods, etc.
>Filter questions for harassment, self-help, and not interesting questions
>Use their prestige and connections to hook their talent up with songwriters, movie makers, artists, who want to make things for them
>Screen all fanmade content that the Holos want to feature
>Have people around who will solve all tech issues

THINGS COVER STAFF ACTUALLY DOES FOR THEIR TALENT
>Harass them
>Stalk them
>Hire SEAniggers who will harass and stalk them
>Teach their Holos to apologize for mistakes the company made in an attempt to shift blame
>Kneel and bootlick angry Antis and suspend their talents hoping it will appease them (It won't RIP ALOE)
>Hire incompetent people with no background in talent management as staff, rather they are just SEAnigger fans (*oserbait) and end up being at best fucking "SAY THE THING" creeps, (like the HoloEN manager Marine met) and at worst people who will one day rape and kill the Holo (*yger, Mel's manger)
>Pick the worst and most Gosling questions
>Suisei has literally released one original song since she joined Hololive. She released two while she was indie
>Let tracers through and make your Holo look like a fool for having to hastily retract emotes after announcing them
>Make them solve all tech issues by themselves

>>27657009
Her back, arm, and neck are fucked up though. I guess she really is M.

>>27657235
uoooh I wanna lick them

How is my 11 year old cousin be better at bing bing yahoo than her when they're both girls too? She can't even use being a woman as an excuse.

Anime DSP is the most spot on similarity for someone I've seen when it comes to Ame and gaming.

>>27657214

I swear I could 100% Mario Odyssey again before she beats Bowser.
>>27657247
The controls when you start running with the flower are sensitive and makes it hard to steer. She's still very bad though.

>>27657247
no she's just dumb and doesn't experiment with her buttons on top of not being used to 3d platformers. odyssey is smooth as butter

Watchama's fat, sweaty tits!

>>27657214
Jam it in and Let it Loose.
like a soda machine.

Didn't see anyone mention this last thread, but does this mean VODs are getting released immediately for all members or am I misunderstanding something?

>>27657270
jesus christ i already should have been asleep by the time ame's stream started im going to have to sit this one out

>>27657274
seeing her show up in your bedroom

>>27657291
ACK ACK HIC

Holy fuck Im dying Ame

>>27657303

>>27657247
no, she's just a retarded zoomer

>>27657293
No anon you dumb fuck

So how's the MC server coming along boys?

This is a copy of Pekoras ogey pic, lets take the emote down guuuys, srsly fucking fagots

>>27657248
I've noticed she doesn't really try "experimenting" with things. If something "kinda" works then she'll just stick with that single method. So she grabs a flower and then keeps running until it runs out because it works.

>>27657257
anon your anatomy reps...

Why does she have to make harder than it has to be?

>Found Ame and most of the EN girls cute and funny at debut
>Starting to find them annoying after taking a break from watching them
W-what's happening to me bros I'm scared...

I FUCKING LOVE MORI

>getting filtered by bing bing wahoo

>>27657214
Point blank shot.

I can't believe that fubuki will marry gura

>>27657247
Going from mainly FPS and mouse to platformers and a controller is actually more difficult that you'd think

>>27657322
Like a month down the line.

>>27657322
It means when you join members you can see the previous members only streams

>>27657303
Never post here again

>>27657303
Imagine the smell

>>27657287
You're not meant to spend more than a couple of minutes in there..

>>27657037
>Perhaps, but you can be certain that a significant number of people who now follow youtubers were brought over from various clips
Without a doubt yeah, Gura for example definitely reaps the benefits of having hundreds of clips of her go viral, but clip channels themselves leech views, subs ad revenue, etc without really changing a chuuba's content in any meaningful beyond cutting down their streams to smaller, easily digestible 30 second - 5 minute long clips

>>27657102
chat interaction still exists, even if not as much as in a member stream

>>27657303

THE SMASHING HAS BEGUN

Time before she pussy out and play block placing sim

She sucks at this game

>>27657245
there was a hacking griefer yesterday

>Ame has an idol meeting with her piss bottle
>reaches for her bottle of tea in a heated gamer moment
>drinks from the wrong bottle

uh that aside, what are the odds she actually had a gamer bottle? If she was serious about going a week without a bath it may be possible

Moona!

>>27657274
having her show up behind you twice her normal size

>>27657293
Of course they were. She probably also just has piles of trash and take out boxes in her room. Just filth everywhere. Fortunately she cleans her platers or else Bubba would get very sick.
When Ame is asleep, Bubba licks her keyboard and controllers clean. It helps rid of the smell of vinegar and piss.

I actually thought this one of the funnest minigames...

>>27657247
not at all

>>27657334
Yep, Superliminal was only a preview. The game yells at you about perspective and she never figured out how to properly englarge/shrink objects.

>>27657270
Huh, wasn't it supposed to start now

>>27657324
Anon said terrifying, not arousing

Give me your best Amelia coupon idea.

dsp-chan....

>>27657294
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1316203508014567424

>>27657257
>thinking peehole is the other hole
just as I expected from you anon

>>27657344
apex gamer gurl

and here I thought the race would wall her

this is the more entertaining outcome

>>27657294
Fubuki just does it as a joke. You should be more worried about matsuri. She actually sexually harasses holos.

>>27657303

>>27657274
What is the theme of Matsuri showing up in chat?
I think it's something like this.
https://youtu.be/5DuoUYwiJms

>>27657371
Wait you don't only take a bath once a week?

>>27657270
Can’t wait

>>27657353
Wait are those ever being released for everyone? Like a month after

>>27657247
no he's just being bad at videogames

>>27657371
She literally said so on like, her third stream, and shes danced around the topic ever since
She claimed she doesnt use it anymore but that incident just now 100% confirms to me she still does piss in bottles

>>27657247
i got filtered by mario 64 and sunshine. i dont recall ever dying to something more than twice in odessy

How long will it take for her to realize you can grab more than one of those rocket flowers while running?

why does this bird make me feel things like love, happiness,and a boner

It's the controllers fault guys

Reminder that this is the only metric you should care about. Fuck numberfags

>>27657386
she figured out how to properly enlarge me

waachama....

>>27657303

Ame's cries are so erotic

>>27657322
I think she means archives will stay up for members. So T2 members can immediately watch T1 and T2 archives but have to wait for T3 archives like everyone else.

she is so retarded

>>27657333

>>27657393
"1 free Idol Meeting" and shes handing you a gamer bottle with a wink

>>27657303
After all God is dead why else would that exist

>>27657422
>he
Narrative?

>>27657303

I love Amelia so goddamn much.

>>27657426
She wont

>people think this brainlet who can't even throw her hat at the flowers while running had to fake being bad at chess

>>27657460
Shes a slut

So she completely ignores chat right?

At least 50% are spamming that she can throw hat while running at this point

>>27657376
Yeah that would be really scary haha... totally wouldn't want that to happen....

>>27657362
I was saying YouTube needs to add a clip feature like Twitch has but when I think about it the Holos would probably be required to have it off by default anyway.

she's broken at this point

>>27657303
imagine carrying this around without wasting water to wash it every time

>>27657371
If she actually had to pee she either has a piss bottle or she streams from her toilet.

>>27657393
Ame having an idol meeting.

>>27657472
>So she completely ignores chat right?
Yes

>>27657430
>Fuck numberfags
>Shows numbers
Numberfags go home

>>27657450
That anon is bad at typing

>>27657294
>Saddo Catto tweets about Gura
>now she's streaming that baby kusoge that Gura openly hated and will never actually complete

>>27657420
I think she wants to release them a month after they happened. Kinda long because by then most of the info in there is already irrelevant but hey she’s still releasing them for free.

>>27657472
probably has it hidden

I thought Amelia was the smart one....

>>27657420
I don't think she's ever said either way.

>>27657393
1 FREE colostomy bag.

>>27657257
>>27657405
Wait, it's not?

Is this level supposed to be this hard? Like it looks hard just from watching her play.

>>27657247
Odyssey probably has the best controls out of all the 3d platformers in the world (other than some forced motion controls). I wish more games had the smoothness that Odyssey has.

She's not even talking anymore....

>>27657386
>>27657334
and if a game has some mechanic or challenge she doesn't like, she wont figure out how to mitigate it, she'll just act like it doesnt exist and shout "why!" when it bites her in the ass

So Mori just moved her stream one hour later not to clash with Ame?

>>27657410
>She actually sexually harasses holos
It's consensual sexual harassment though.

>>27657352
It's funny, probably not most expensive membership fee but she almost makes poorfags wait the longest to view membership content
But I love her so much that I can't give a fuck, I can't even get mildly upset about it

>amelia will never shatter your bones in a fit of gamer rage

>>27657472
She doesnt like getting backseat gamed and when shes doign something like this 90% of the chat is backseat gamers.

>>27657481
or she just pissed on the floor like a normal human being

>>27657476
YouTube needs a lot of fuckin things

Hey Ame, you need to chill out

How can it be possible for someone to be this bad at Mario? I thought she was good at games?

>>27657247
It's actually really smooth except if your joycon/pro con have a damage

>>27657472
Either ignores it or does the exact opposite of what chat tells her. And that's why I love her.

>>27657249
You are watching her right now.

Ame is trash

>>27657511
no

>>27657496
Not spicy enough

OH GOD

dead

>>27657391
Yeah, she pushed it back 45 minutes.
>>27657323
R.I.P.

SHES LEFT THE BULDING

>>27657294
My narrative is the she is trying to protect Gura from the festival

>>27657334
>>27657386
What mental disorder is that a symptom of?

KINO

WAACHAMA?

>>27657393
CAMON WATSON GIMME DA FAHKEN COUPON REVIEW STREAM

Bros...

RIP ELGATO-KUN

Not a good game for Ame

W-was that glass...?

>>27657221
Reminder out of all of Hololive EN Gura is the most likely to actually be in these threads talking to you for reasons I won't say. If you're in the know good job, you aren't retarded

>smashed her switch so hard it broke again
DSPchama....

>>27657515
She just wants to play minecraft. I can feel her anger.

Sh-she's just playing it up for clips, right? She's not actually this angry at Mario, right?

This is why I watch Ame.

What do you guys make of this?

>>27657510
Purest old lady

KEKEKEKEKEKKEKEKEKEK

This is amazing

she's seething

>>27657511
No. Oddysey is piss-easy, I don't remember a single moment where I was actually dying.

>remember that Amelia said that she was playing Odyssey first and then going to play the Mario 3D collection in reverse order after completing this.
She's not going to make it past Galaxy is she?

>>27657518
Probably, yeah. The ENs try hard not to overlap with each other and if they do they'll delay the stream for a little while when possible. The perks of being a small branch, for now at least.

Pain *hic*

This wouldn't be happening if she had just played minecraft

>>27657554
unironically autism

Sufferkino at its finest

>>27657560
This is getting bad...

Cmiiw you can use mario hat to take that flower when you running with another flower right

>>27657518
Probably, I'll be watching ame till she starts

Fuck I missed a whole hour of mario

Did she just throw her controller?

>MADE IT TO THE OTHER END BUT DIDN'T REALIZE IT IN HER GAMER RAGE
>DIED THERE ANYWAYS INSTEAD OF CONTINUING

pain peko...

This is the face of a thousand suns burning in eternal fiery rage.

God, she's determined to do it her way.

she hasnt spoke for two minutes holy shit

God I want to push Ame onto her bed and have angry Mario wahoo right now.

>>27657476
Oh yeah for sure, youtube's streaming service is extremely half-assed and no one besides nips and people who got banned on twitch bother to use

Amelia sucks

>>27657573
all according to plan

>>27657480
Well as the picture shows, its mostly used in innawoods. Plenty of water around.

This fiddle music is killing me.

>>27657511
It's easy, you can play Odyssey and beat it with less than 10 captures. She's just bad.

>>27657490
>>27657472
last night she read chat at the end of the stream

I didn't like it because people were giving her tips about stuff that was happening in Minecraft but she didn't read them until like an hour after they stopped being relevant

Watson, just play minecraft...it's okay...

i get scared when she knocks the switch off the dock, every time

she's so fucking bad. why would you even think to to try to beat it like this.

>>27657282
no problem!

>Failing and raging at Bing Bing Wahoo.

>>27657582
if she does she will never beat sunshine

http://poal.me/wpv7ek

SHE THREW HER CONTROLLER LMAO

>>27657609
and I love her for it

>>27657410
>he fell for the sexual harassment narrative

>>27657582
Amelia sunshine pachinko machine PLEASE

>>27657386
So she did just brute force it? I don't think she mentioned perspective much at all so I was suspicious of that.

>>27657573
Just how massive as Moona?

>>27657582
She'll be #1 speedrunner of Mario 64 by the end of the grueling journey

>>27657573
She's doing a good job, keep it up Moona

I don't understand how this emote thing works.
Why not ask Ina, her mama, or maybe an artist from cover to get commission work instead some random artist on internet??

>>27657573
She's a big girl

>>27657573
It's a good start

>>27657554
It's simply a symptom of low creativity and low IQ

did she ever learn the hat jump

Inb4 she stop playing Mario and move to Minecraft

This fucking bitch can't even jump right.
Holy fuck!

I have never been more attracted to Ame than at this moment.

>>27657638
(Moon)a

>>27657609
my dick

>>27657573
Its fine that she eats a lot she probably has to do that month of fasting or whatever

>>27657573
Full Moona

>>27657573
What's that in the bottom tweet? Nuts?

The music is killing me

the music makes it so much better too

>>27657573
This is why Moona is the most powerful HoloEN. The other girls should learn from her.

*CLANG CLANG CLANG*
CAHM ON' WAHTSON

PRESS DA FOOKIN' AY BUTTON
*CLANG CLANG CLANG*

>>27657609
yeah she sucks........

.........muh d**k

>>27657378

i want to bing bing wahoo in her angry asshole

Ame just play Minecraft, it’s ok...

Do you think Gura like decaf

she really should use the angry face every once in a while

SHE DID A HAT JUMP

SHE DID IT, THE FUCKING HAT JUMP

Amelia Watson tries it: Being bad at a Super Mario game

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Watson, its Homestaw. It's currently62 days until Decembewween, and I need to come up with a plan to get out of going over to Mawzipan's mom's house and having to have Dinnew with hew and hew new husband."

"Is it really that bad?"

>"I would wather jump off a mountain onto a mattwess full of bwoken glass and shawpened candy canes."

"Hmm... I have an idea, but I'll need to contact one of my senpais and see if she can move Usada Construction to your neighborhood."

SHE MADE IT

>>27657623
I especially wanted this archive for the Gura Zooms

SHES SO FUCKING CUTEEEEEEEE

SHE DID IT

I love Ame's brrrrrrling

She fucking did it without learning the gimmick again

HOLY FUCK WAS THAT HER FIRST HAT JUMP?

the fuck lol, she actually cleared it by brute forcing it the wrong way

>>27657573
that's worrying
she's gonna get health problems

SHE COULDVE JUST DONE THIS THE WHOLE TIME WHAT THE FUCK

>everytime watson gets stuck and starts raging its 10 feet away from the moon
kusa

of course she gets it by accident, I wouldn't want it any other way

>>27657573
>Constantly eats or talks about food
Shit makes me diamonds

TEXTBOOK VICTORY AS USUAL AME

>>27657573
Is she called Moona because she's big enough to have the gravitational pull of the moon?

>>27657644
because Gura wanted to make some small artist's day

>>27657554
I'm not an expert on those things, but she does seem to lack an element of curiosity that would encourage trying new things. If I was her the first thing I would think about on this course is why there's flowers placed before my previous one ran out and my first instinct would be to try to grab it with the hat while running. Ame just seems to want to brute force the solution for as long as it will work.

Not that I hate for her it, her silent rage was legitimately funny.

>Was pretending the whole time and knew how to hat jump
Ame what the fuck

>>27657644
yeah and while we're at it how about they ask Mori to make the BGM for the other HoloENs too

>>27657712
She did one in Sand Kingdom but as far as I'm aware, that's her first 'real' one.

>>27657697
Thank you, homestar poster. I needed a chuckle after this tense gamer rage.

>>27657687
>muh d**k
what are you, a fucking kid?

She never learned but she got away with it anyway, her IQ is so low that it underflows.

>she actually beat it that way by bruteforcing it
I'm honestly impressed

i never think about nintendo games like this when playing them but they REALLY do go out of their way to make shit like this absolutely retard proof. i wouldnt have thought doing it any other way other than the correct way would even be possible

Do Cover knows how much money will be made if they made a voice pack of Gura waking you up?

>>27657697
bless

ok just dug up more of s*chi videos that she failed to delete, it seems like nothing has changed
https://youtu.be/9ORsV31Y-Yo?t=10

>>27657691
She said she consumes caffeine like numerous times, what streams have you been watching?

>>27657573
>Indomie soto flavor

Disgusting Moona

>>27657697
kek

>>27657697
Bless you, anon.

>richfags and ARSfags bragging about their member exclusive Mori streams
>claiming the people that complained weren’t going to member anyway
>wanted to join Mori’s membership first
>my EN budget is $20 and I already have Ina’s and Ame’s T1s
>wanted to T1 Mori but didn’t want to miss out while still paying
I hope she doesn’t let the whole thing blow over and changes her tiers because it sucks being a poorfag deadbeat

>>27657750
>Do Cover knows
A lot of things they don't know.

>she fell off

>>27657697
Best one so far. Keep it up.

>>27657733
She wants to

>>27657726
It was really just this simple.

she actually tried grabbing a flower while running and has already given up on the idea

wat

>>27657740
yeah.........

..........and im f**k youre waifu gramps

>>27657760
Just testing if people even watch her i mean anyone who like decaf is made by the Devil

>>27657771

>>27657771
Why are deadbeats so thin skin? I mean her being greedy is a legit criticism when nobody does it but her.

>>27656495
Deadbeat here. Half the time, I ignore most poal links posted here. But other than that, I can't vote because I'm usually at work like I assume most Deadbeats are.

>>27657691
Does Gura sound like she drinks decaf to you

I don't fucking understand... this game was so easy that even my 6 year old nephew could beat it...

>>27657771
why not do tier 2? 2 out of 3 videos is better than 0 out of 3

>>27657644
>Ina
Gura probably doesn’t want to bother her and rely on her
>mama
Probably busy and language barrier
>Cover
>Cover

Just letting you guys know, having a mini game be able to be brute-forced like that is good game design!

>>27657771
cant you just wait for the vods?

>She is told she can stack flowers
>She throws her hat mid run, thus learning how to do it
>She neglects to do this
Every girl is sub 70iq and I love it

>Actually ragequitted.

Sasuga 100 Luck

>WAHT THE HELL IS THAT?
>WHAT THE FUCK?
Thats a good clip.

While pinning her on bed while she's angry as fuck and dominating her with your cock.

>>27657771
Poorfag cope

It's like I'm really watching DSP

>>27657800
You just don't want to see how few you guys while being the most loudest here.

Gura... your cursing reps...

She's so tilited

>>27657746
Clearly they need to bring Ame and Kiara in to playtest the next game

amelia i love you but you are actually retarded

>>27657752
>The Kingdom Hearts part
Anyone who's ever played KH1 knows you can't blame Phil for that one.

>>27657789
BASED!! zoomers rule xd!!!

>>27657740
CRINGE!! boomers drool!! xd!

How much of this is acting and how much of this is just Ame being genuinely bad at the game

Watching this made me put on Phendrana Drifts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbUv1hz6mE

>>27657805
Children are more willing to experiment and try different things than adults and autists

>>27657791
Drinking decaf is like drinking alcohol free beer.

>>27657638
She's a moon, anon. Please understand.

>>27657771
>my EN budget is $20
Pathetic.

>>27657815
>>27657625
>Ragequitted
Its ragequit ESL.
She got the moon. Nice twitch memes.

>>27657827
>gura
Chumbrain

>>27657805
The game's so forgiving that she's on track to beat it anyway

>>27657838
crashed frigate is even more based

>>27657796
shitposterchama...your flaseflag reps...

I never imagined Mario Odyssey could be difficult for someone

>>27657822
>Keep going until she's calm and content.

>>27657677
looks like pork rinds to me.

>>27657701
AAAAAHHHH

>>27657800
>responding to blantant shitpost poal from last thread why you feel the need to be baited
Deadbeatbros...

>>27657827
>Gura
Chumbud...

i actually can't watch this, it's so frustrating

>>27657837
20/80

>>27657573
i actually believe that moona isn't fat.
theres no way shes still alive after all this time.

>>27657838
Argh, don't make me play metroid prime again

>>27657837
she isn't acting

>>27657849

>>27657838
God I love Metroid Prime. I'd like to see a Holo play it but I doubt any of them could keep it entertaining enough for the average viewer.

>>27657811
The vods are delayed by like 3 weeks lmao

Our boys member streams this month
I'm happy she didn't change the tiers, can't wait for the T2 and T3 streams, those were awesome.
She seems to be getting used to the thousands of people staring at her a little bit, but we will only get the real Mori in these T2/3 streams still for now

>>27657393
>>27657486
Here you are friends, be sure to redeem at your local Amelia.

Did you know luncheon actually comes from lunch first?

Some real shit you just learned.

>>27657837
For whatever reason, Ame thinks this game is supposed to be "Dark Souls"-hard, in that you have to try something that feels unfair over and over until you learn the timings. She never explores anything other than the most basic movement options because you can just barely complete most challenges in the game with basic movement, so her incorrect assumption keeps getting proven right accidentally

>>27657771
Poorfags get them for free after a while anyways and it's only 2 videos so you're not missing out on much.
t.T1 poorfag

>>27657772
>>27657750
I'm not good with money but even i know hella lot of money will be made if that existed

>>27657900
I want Kiara to play Metroid Prime 2

*ahem*
Fuck the story

>>27657865
What? I can't criticize Calli now without getting called a falseflagger

>>27657908
based, thank you coupon anon

>>27657323
don't, our boy sacrificed her health for her dream too

>so far not a single EN girl has been good at platformers
My favorite genre... onegai....

>>27657908
nice

>>27657907
I love my jew wife Mori and I will drop Akasupas on her stream!

Moona's gonna be quite the architectural feat

>>27657796
It's not just deadbeats. Places like /v/ also make fun of poorfags a lot for shit like buying AMD instead of Intel. Basically, if you save money, then you're poor, and if you're rich, you should waste your money needlessly until you're actually poor. I come from /fgoalter/, and ironically, they don't poorshame nearly as much, since the difference between getting a golden JPG and not getting one can be up to hundreds of dollars, so they don't treat that shit lightly.

>Worst level in the whole game
Oh boy Ame's gonna rage

>>27657677
Baked uncooked macaroni loaded with msg

So Polka is playing Among Us, does that mean EN collab soon

How do you rate it?

>luncheon kingdom
ok anons time to make bets, how many times is she going to accidentally pop out of a podoboo and die in lava?
Hard mode, how many times will she fuck her perspective over with shit camera placement, die because of it, and then blame it on the game?

>>27657733
She wants to and for free

>>27657908
basado

>>27657837
0/100

>>27657885
>>27657573
I wish she didn't post 3D photographs of her life on the Holo twitter. This is almost as bad as doxxing.

>>27657907
Alright, I'm upgrading to t3.

>>27657908
Super cute! Nice one, anon.

>>27657944
She's been doing her reps. Be ready.

>>27657623
Thanks so much
magnet issue was transmission, really need to find a better daemon to use

>>27657938
Kill yourself

>>27657837
20/80
Being good at one genre of games doesn't make you good at platformers.

>hambagah beans

>>27657947
Not gonna bet seeing as she's determined to get the purple coins without even using one.

>>27657935
Based Canadain

>>27657946

>>27657938
kek poorfags

>>27657968
I'm still #1 Holo for now, fagola. Don't you forget that.

>>27657946
4/10

>>27657837
Platformers aren't her strong suit. FPS are

>>27657964
The smart way to do it(maybe) is upgrade one tier at a time before the related streams. That is if your membership time thing resets at least.

Someone teach her how to do long hat jump

>>27657908
You did the wink and the gamer bottle! I feel like im part of something now! Thanks anon!

She said she was gonna play every 3D mario game but Im starting to think that probably wont happen

>>27657946
Sensible chuckle/10

Dumb zoomer Ame

Teamates and Goslingbros, I'm heading to sleep for tonight, got stuff to do tomorrow... Keep watch over her for me

I PRESSED JUMP
I SWEAR I JUMPED ON THE TOMATOES BUT IT DROPPED MY INPUT

>>27657907
The real Jew was the musicians along the way...

https://mega.nz/folder/cT5ARATC#AWZcNjNlXV_LcCDy79yvDQ
Just in case anyone here wants emotes. Gura's forbidden emotes included.

>>27657969
no problem. i like deluge, but there are plenty of good clients out there.

To people who played this game: did you feel like this was the shittiest area in the game too?

>>27657726
Make sense to me.
Gura have good intention but poor execution, at least this will be a lesson for her as she still new for this kind of thing.
There is still room for her improvent

>>27658017
sleep well

God damn it I have a job interview tomorrow morning but im spending the night watching Amelia instead...

well I watched the vod that guy posted of HER and she really was the same as Gura personality wise. she even used the same "stay hydrated" shit. why are the autists asking for "HER" to come out again? she's already like this.
also she said she has bad eyesight so that's why she has to take a moment to read chat messages

>>27657924
You're a falseflagger because your replying to a deadbeat openly criticizing Mori about membership tier while simultaneously calling deadbeats thin-skinned

>>27657691
Gura literally drinks caffeinated water of all things and mentioned in her stream earlier she loves coffee so I doubt it

>>27658017
Sleep tight gosling-san

>>27658009
>Someone teach her
you're asking for miracles, friend

JP Holos taking hours and multiple streams to finish more annoying games than a fucking kids game and she still cant even try harder even when shes getting money from it

>>27657946
2/10 only works when written down and texting is for retards and keeping up with your mom so you dont have to hear her talk.

Will she ever hit 400k

>>27658020
Well they do control the music industry

only 30 more min

Who are you watching /hlgg/? FBK is just making baby noises, so I don't even need a translation.

>>27657946
Could work.

>>27657946
Too basic, 1/10.
Sounds more like a pun Ina would tell (and deliver even better).

>>27658022
awesome, thank you!

>>27658028
Cloud kingdom is literally a single cloud.

>>27657771
Is Mori's membership streams not released for everyone after 24-48 hours?

>>27658054
I'M GONNA AKA

>>27658056
what the fuck is FBK doing

Reminder that this is the future you choose

>>27658056
Ame and waiting for Mori