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Watson in/should be in 2 hoursGura Members-only Movie Watchalong https://youtu.be/UBkzB5swUUcIna Hades https://youtu.be/kZOAG6nyIQoMori's First Free Live Concert https://youtu.be/M4shflYdXf8Kiara Mario Kart https://youtu.be/8g9Hvs8EH48>>Teamup schedule!!!https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1
If you could be stuck in a lift with one of the HoloENs, who would it be?
>>27760897Sora Daisenpai, cause she is seemingly only allowed to be friends with non-JP girls and I want her to be happy
salman
>>27760936elevator pitch Mori my dumb song ideas.
>>27760907So hlg is a tsundere
Guh
10 years since haachama strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the aussie. i watch other holo girls streaming but it is no good. i flame gura on hlgg and try to resist the nazi meidos but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old haato cooking videos and cry myself to sleep.
>>27760936gura because she would take up the least space and we would make out
Who GANG GANG KAWAII here?
>>27760879Yeah in a "oh no guys I was just totally pretending I'm actually good!" way.The same way she went "actually I could've gotten this moon easily, I just died a dozen times on purpose cause I thought it would be fun" way.It's a joke. >>27760918Good job, you are just as retarded as he is if you think she was being serious here.
>>27760938Speaking of Sora, I hope she gets that collab with Mori that she's been wanting
can someone post a picture of FBK's boyfriend
>>27760936I am a dead beat so I'd love to see sweaty, flustered Mori But seeing Kiara panic would be hilarious>>27760950>elevator pitch MoriOkay, that's funny
>>27760931Is there enough plausible deniability for Mori to do a Deep In Abyss cover? She sounded quite nice in that vid.
>>27760938I feel bad for Sora, the whole pedestal schtick really isolates her from all the fun.
>>27760829>when hlgg is the containment thread for toxic fans that hate JP?Except that was literally never the case dipshit. Most of the EN fans like JP, but some of the super-schizo toxic gigafaggots in /hlg/ with their pathetic yellow fever flip the FUCK out over the EN girls and scream WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES REEEEEE. So that thread was turned into a containment zone for their autism and /hlgg/ was promoted to the hololive main thread. You are free to talk about JPs here. The people who give you shit about it are mainly /hlg/ falseflaggers and shitposting trolls.
>>27760943based
Is Moona slowly learning japanese? It's adorable.
>>27760971One sec, I'll make a selfie.
If I go to sleep now can I can I be awake in time for Hades or at least Mori's concert?
Moona is about to pass tree rat in subs. The new holoID queen the architect
Is it wrong to want to buy a kazoo after hearing my Mori play one
Shiggy
>>27760936Mori and all the others after they had a Mexican dinner.
>>27760936Gura as she is cute and funny
>>27760971
>>27760984Literally the best way to learn a language is be forced to so you can communicate to the people around you
>>27760899Just checked, the radio volume slider in the options disables the world radios as well.
>>27760936Calli so we could just be awkward together and wonder if we should say something to break the silence but then we both start talking at the same time, both say "Sorry", then both lapse into even more awkward silence while silently berating ourselves in our heads for being spergs.
>>27760936Moribonus points if she brings the harmonica
>>27760943Based
>>27760998https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUpN5sefwTA
>>27760966Has she talked about that a bunch?
>>27760988Yeah but you will miss the watson in 1 hour 20 mins.Personally I'll be powering through the night. Ina's stream is at 1am for me.
>>27760963she literally said her strategy at the beginning of the match was "just doing whatever to bait people into making mistakes." she said this at the start. i've actually watched the stream so shut your stupid mouth, schizo.
>>27761000Imagine the S M E L L ETbh, a whole lift of girls desperately trying to hold it in sounds pretty lit, as they say
Watson is my favorite.
>>27761003>1 ARSIs that toilet paper tier?
>>27760960Less than 9 hours, I am glad I have Gura's watch along and karaoke to speed time up to the event.
>>27760974Sure, not like she'd be the first (or last) to cover the song. Getting permissions is, as always, the greatest barrier.>>27760936Mori so I could awkwardly break the ice with "...So ya like rap, huh?" and then say nothing else.
>>27761014She's only talked about it once but she said she'd really like to make music with her
How was the Kiara/Subaru stream?
>>27761025MY favourite
>>27761006It does? Thanks for checking anon.
>>27760936Ame. I wonder how long it'd take for her to lose her shit and start punching and kicking me.
>>27761022Yes, she said that. IT WAS A JOKE YOU FUCKING RETARD: How socially inept are you? It's no different from me going "hah I let you have those first few matches, I wasn't even trying"
>>27761049Double Extrovert birds having a good time / 10
>>27760943b-b-b-b-b-b-BASED
>>27760998Get a kazoobie kazobo.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjDP0lLhwxs
>>27761031No, its worse. Toilet paper is absorbent, that isnt.
>>27760952It was fucking hilarious to watch their denial constantly evolve from>this collab is going to be a disaster>n-no subaru is just faking it, she's actually really uncomfortable and just pretending to have fun>w-well, this stream is actually fun, but it's only because of subaru>well, okay Kiara's ALRIGHT I GUESS when she speaks nip, she can be the one acceptable EN holo for us enlightened weeaboo nippon cumdrinkers, but fuck the rest of the EN girls tho!!! I'm not some dirty EN lover!!!
>>27760976>and scream WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES REEEEEEthat sounds awfully similiar to doxxfags now that you meantion it.
>>27761010Gosh, that style of MMD and the music made me so nostalgic
>>27761024>>27761000Glad to see I'm not the only one.
New narrative: HLG and HLGG get along fine, but trolls and not real fans ruin everything
>>27760976>but some of the super-schizo toxic gigafaggots in /hlg/ with their pathetic yellow fever flip the FUCK out over the EN girls and scream WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES WESTERN WHORES REEEEEEIt's a pretty small majority of them. /hlg/ actually likes Ina, Mori and Kiara, but they dislike Gura and Amelia for being more like Twitch streamers with Twitch "memes" and Twitch chats.It's not Gura's fault for having a fanbase like that since she grew so large, but Amelia 100% promoted that kind of fanbase due to her gremlin persona.
ASSERTING DOMINANCE
1 hr+ until I can have my fill of Ame's voice again...
>>27761031I'm pretty sure toilet paper is unironically worth more
>>27761054>Ame gets stuck in a lift with a teamate>5 minutes in and she's clawing at the walls, screaming about bugged lift mechanics and how she didn't even press any buttons
>>27761049Almost shattered their mics with a double bird scream at one point.
>>27761031
>>27760931Mori for 12 hours, eventually her fat tits would be so sweaty to the point we eventually agree on doing something about it.
>>27760998I want her to play the Aztec death whistle
>>27761058the real joke is that you missed that amelia plainly gave away her strategy to kiara at the beginning of the match and she still fell for it
>Moona is still breeding dogsWhats her endgame?
>>27761076https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE is 9 years old now
>>27761084omorashi and desperation fans unite
>>27760931Oh that looks great>>27760960Here and listening to my boy's music preparing for the live show>>27760936Kiara, I think her reaction would be hilarious
>>27760999>getting flashbacks of ina and ame playing that cursed baseball game
>>27761044>Mori so I could awkwardly break the ice with "...So ya like rap, huh?" and then say nothing else.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_j5tDuakKU channel Jim Carrey energy
>>27760999i dig
>>27760966Sora will be singing with Gura.
>>27761031No. Toilet paper has a use. 1 ARS is "that decimal amount of cash that just gets rounded up or down" tier.
>>27761109She didn't have a strategy. You have actual brain damage for taking anything she says at face value. Absolute schizo.
>>27761024Which one would be the first to "break the silence"?
>>27761049Low energy
>>27761090I lost it so hard when the battery low message appeared.
>>27761004Man, it's really cute watching those two trying to communicate. I like how they're really respectful for each other, with Pekora trying out english and Moona trying japanese instead of just a one-way street.
>>27761113>9 yearsFUUUCCCKKK bro, I wasn't prepared for these feels>ayyy senorita
>>27761111Taking over /hlg/.
>>27761095it isn't the exchange rate between the currencies that matters in this case. it's that the pricing for membership and SC tiers is lower than the exchange rate would imply.
>>27761111Conquering /hlg/
>>27760936Mori for 12 hours, eventually her fat tits would be so sweaty to the point we eventually agree on doing something about it.
>>27761090I hope she saw Subaru's Hawkeye shrine.
>>27761049Easily Kiara's best stream, I hope she collabs more with JP
>>27761047They'd probably get along decently actually, they both share a like for weird RPGmaker horror games.
>Gura's subrate declining already
>>27761054>>27761093>Suggest an idea to get out of the elevator>Get berated for backseat escaping
>>27761166>Mori for 12 hoursI reckon she'd brap at some point
>Hey....as an Austrian...have you heard of this book called the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
>>27761111
>>27761144I loved it when Ina added it to the fanart as well.
Teacucks genuinely believe Amelia is some kind of 200 IQ genius. Explains why she talks down to her chat like children.
>>27761160>>27761154kek
>>27761049The fact it was an off-colab gave it some seriously good energy. I wonder how long they hung out beforehand.
>>27761154>>27761160
>>27760943stomak
>>27761111Domestication as food
>>27761134you're the idiot schizo for doing mental gymnastics to explain away something she said she was gonna do, then did it, then explained again what she did. kill yourself.
>>27761140It would be funny if Mori lived up to the brap stereotype, but I somehow feel that Ina would be suffering in silence until she suddenly "breaks the ice"
>>27760936Ina, I bet she smells the best but gets sweaty easily
I want to consensually hug pekora and kiss her in the cheeks.
>>27761203
>tfw don't need to move to argentina or use vpn because my currency is shit too so i could spam $25 akasupas if i had the moneyfeels good (bad)
I LOVE KIARA
>>27761085/hlg/ and /hlgg/ are brought together by Moona's gravitation field!
CAM'ON KFP, TRANSLATE SOOM FOOKIN' CLIPS!!
>>27761178>Declining>Will hit 900k today or tomorrowOgey
>>27761219Wrong thread but same
Ghostbusters remastered should be fine for Gura's stream right?
>>27761177I hope so. Sora needs some more people to collab with, she seems pretty lonely.
What if Ina beats Hades in her first try?
>>27761209Yes watson is very smart we get it
day 35: i am still addicted to the sound of gura's voice
>>27761227What country, anon?
>>27760894How was the collab? I woke up too late as I expected.
I really want watson's concoction makes a return someday.
>>27761178The only thing standing between her and a million is a minecraft nether stream.
>>27760894How do two geese have sex?
I think all of EN outshines Coco
>>27761224Glad we got Ame UUOOOOOOH. Now if only the artist had been lazy enough not to draw Gura's reflection so we could put our own cunny versions in it.
>>27761203https://streamable.com/khz4g8
>>27761231Clips are unironically better than streams. So much wasted time of them doing nothing or just reading names to thank. Just give me the fun parts and translate the jap to the Aryan language already.
>>27761115>Kiara, I think her reaction would be hilariousI hope you're ready for a mental breakdown in the elevator
>>27761194>teamate says Ame tried to do something smart but wasn't quite smart enough to pull it off>TEAKEKS THINK AMELIA IS A 200 IQ GENIUS LMAOThis is what schizo antis sound like.
>>27761240thats what im watching. hoping there isnt extra scenes or something
>>27761178The dog fear the shark
http://poal.me/hut934
>>27761201>tfw this pic was a meme literally 11 years ago
>>27761209You are hands down the single dumbest person I have ever seen on all of /jp/. Your complete inability to comprehend typical banter is astounding. I can only assume you have never had a single friend in your life.
Kiara was so much better in this collab than in most EN ones, but then again, she's been improving in the EN ones also, but dunno, did it feel different for any one else?
>>27761233>tomorrowTry in a couple of hours when she starts streaming, she is already at 895k
>>27761239>wrong thread>globalSince when is Japan not part of the Earth?
>>27761243>>>/wsg/3651540Sora has lots of non-holo friends to collab with!
>>27761280coco have 0 talent
>>27761178>tfw karaoke stream soonits over korona, your days are over its sharks time to shine
>>27761085I mean yeah that’s fair just go ask them directly about the trolling and when it happens and they will tell you they get more trolls when there is less ens on and we get more trolls when en is on
>>27761251Nah, won't get past Asphodel.
Did the Subaru collab finally silence the Kiara antis? Just finished watching it and can't really think how it could've gone better. Maybe Kiara could've translated more, but it's impossible to tell if that would've been worse for the energy of the collab.
>>27761302nah you're retarded
>>27761311prove to me that japan exists
>>27761321> memberYeah about that...
>>27761203Where are her gills
>>27761178It's over. Shark is finished. Now instead of hitting 1 million subs in 3 days it might take 3 days plus a an hour or two.It was nice knowing you chumbuds!
>>27761309Oh does she have a public stream today? Yah itll be within the day then
>>27761280Coco is far more entertaining than HoloEN, as much as I love EN they are leagues below her in charisma and presence. When she comes back, she will DOUBLE all the top holos subscriber rates and supachat.
>>27761274>This memeI know that she made some weird tweets, but is this chick an actual pedo or just an act or joke.
>>27761178Am I the only one that feels gwar's numbers are artificial and should be more in-line with the other HoloENs? I get that she's the new meme loli, but it doesn't feel like a win if most of those subs aren't actively watching her
>>27761311Since jp skitzos in hlg succeeded from the global union
>>27761308honestly her best collab but it wasn't with her own Gen so idk how to feel about that
Is English Kiara's second, or third language?Her JP seems better than her EN
So who would be a good HoloJP collab for Mori that could deal with her awkwardness?
>>27761286>Mike's a whoreMike's a whore.
>>27761290Even before then you all gushed over how intelligent Ame is when she's done literally nothing to show she's any smarter than the rest of the ENs
>>27761308everyone else in EN is introverted damaged goods, it makes sense that Kiara would get along with someone that is more sociable
>>27761267that one with the kremlin
>>27761363Why do you think Fubuki has the most subs?
>>27761288Didn't think about it that way, hey I'd try to comfort her if she broke down like that
>>27761269I'm surprised that wasn't an ASMR option: some kind of strange audio drug hallucination.
Post movie snacks>ranch and sourcream chips ,doritos>sprite with koskenkorva
Just rewatched カオス鳥 collab. One of the best streams I've ever seen.... hope the future JP EN collabs are just as good
>>27761315Based, ponpoko is cute. Too bad her friends omesis are dying
>>27761356Clap clap next meme but plug motherfucker
>>27761251Asphodel midbosses will wall her if she even gets that far, unless athena spams her with boons.
>people still think Ame can't play chessHer roommate played and had multiple chess videos. She absolutely knows how to checkmate and about piece promotion, she was just messing around.
>>27761363They do though, look at the vod viewership
>>27761379It's just banter, my friend. Can't you take a joke? Haven't you had a single friend?
>>27761280Reddit dragon has way more charisma and can play off of anyone better than everyone in EN, but yeah when it comes to actual talent EN has her beat
>>27761308Think the ETL makes it a tiny bit harder for her to communicate in a casual fashion in English.
>>27761363you may as well say that FBK's subs are "artificial" too since many of them subbed due to her karaokes and scatman clips, not because of her actual game streaming content
>>27761406Epic Athena Dash boon first pick, then she'll get Merciful end and just wreck face with cheesy doom/deflect combos.
>>27761278DOUBLE REPPUKEN
>>27761363>subs aren't actively watching herShe has some of highest views on solo streams out of all Hololive, what are you on about?
>>27761007This is truly wholesome and cute
>>27761346Hidden
>>27761111Watching her stream right now, I have to wonder does Pekora actually understand English or what?
>>27761395Cheese sticks and Diet Pepsi
>Miko teasing a possible return DURING Mori's concertDon't make me choose...
>>27761373ironically coco, after seeing her video with polka
>>27761356Complacent coco is still better than many JP holos and competitive Coco is unstoppable
>>27761383Jelly. $25 in my currrency only gets me an orange supa. And you probably earn more than me.
>>27761173>Easily Kiara's best stream,Everyone says "Good Kiara stream", "Best Kiara stream", "Kiara very good", but no asks about Subaru. Did Subaru have fun or was she carrying an annoying kouhai?
>>27761395Popcorn, because its a vegetable. Buttered of course.
>>27761387desu Kiara seems like the most likely to panic in that sort of situation
>>27761315hopefully she gets more people within hololive to collab with, the whole senpai worship thing they've got going for her seems to leave her isolated within her own company.
>>27761308It's because you don't understand Japanese so you didn't notice the usual tard wrangling that the other girls always have to do with Kiara. it was still there.
>>27761352I don't think she has any public streams scheduled for today, just the two member streams - however, there is the EN group collab on Saturday, which will be on all 5 girls' channels.
>>27761363>when number antis think they have a narrative
>>27761415No.
>>27761407Yeah it's fascinating to see people here couldn't pick up her super S tone while she pulled all that shit. She was just toying with the audience.
Every time Watson starts liking or retweeting stuff on Twitter my only thought is. "Did she get any sleep at all?"
>>27761440She knows just a tiny bit of english from watching TV. She doesn't actually understand english very well though.
>>27761460Corns a veggie anon stop trying to flex on my super food
>>27761385Memes and EoP appeal, but she's been around much longer. Same with Korone, foreigners love her her and she interacts with non-Japanese fans. Both should be more around the 700k mark
>>27761363guras viewer/sub ratio is a lot better than FBKs and Korones
>>27761363>Am I the only one that feels gwar's numbers are artificialyes
>>27761483Nice fake
>>27761407She played speed chess and more often then not, the opponents simply dc'ed when they thought they had lost the game. She also was running on 2 hrs of sleep in 48hrs
>>27761186Haha, that would be funny and gross, haha!
>>27761363>subs aren't activeNigger have you seen Korone's subscriber count compared to her consistent stream numbers? It's pathetic. Same goes for other Holos, most people just don't watch.
If the Holos don't have chat moderators what's stopping people from spamming malicious shit in their chatrooms?
>>27761458I'm sure she's just grateful for her slice of the akasupas.
>>27761363She has a lot of normie and younger subs that don't know anything about Hololive.Source: My ass., but I believe it.
>>27761280Coco would be the first to tell you she has basically no actual talents in terms of singing / whatever.But she works hard and she's smart and charismatic as fuck. There's a reason she rakes in more cash from YT than anyone else
>>27761395You don't wanna eat anything that makes crunchy sounds.A boiled potato with butter and salt.
>>27761372Third.
>>27761474She is supposed to be playing MC at some point today
>Move in to my new flat in XXX-machi>Weird sleepy looking white girl next door>CONSTANT sound of kazoos, recorders, table slamming at night, and her muttering "fuck, I hate myself"Wtf should I do bros
>>27761458Subaru is a super extrovert. She had fun.
>>27761186Don't get me excited
>>27761363You posted the exact same thing last night. Go get a life.
>>27761483Thanks number chad for btfo that numberanti
>>27761395energy drinks and strong opiates
>>27761372Likely second language, I doubt that she would've learned japanese before english in austria. Her jp is better because she lives in japan.
>>27761507maximum cope
>>27761486lole
>>27761473>so you didn't notice the usual tard wranglingwhat kind of retarded narrative is this? they got along just fine
>>27761491>gura pulling her weightwho drew this shit
>>27761308The EN collabs probably aren't as good for a mix of all the reasons that were already mentioned. Everyone in EN besides the bird are too introverted and it doesn't help that there's sort of a language/cultural gap with her being more Japanese than she is a Westerner so her jokes come off as too forced at times.
>>27761458She enjoyed it so much, she was processed by her samurai ancestor https://twitter.com/W4itY3s/status/1317103647591960578
>>27761336no, some of them now post how kiara is going to abandon en. there also was someone trying to stir up shit with tentacult saying that ina is now failing lol.antis are vermin as bad as bugmen, you cant really get rid of them.
Moona and Peko are breeding Villagers
>>27761395Celery and water.
>>27761491>clothesWtf.
>>27761395Water because I'll have dinner before it starts
>>27761539Bring her dog treats and kit kats haha it would be so funny I bet she'd get a kick out of it
>>27761539You gotta check out dem tits if they match you gotta fuck ya bro #nohomo
>>27761539Go say hi, she sounds like a cool girl
>>27761491Where's the goddamn stream reservation Watson?Ina put hers up 12 hours in advance.
Pekora showing Moona her slaves!
>>27761554Oh that's true, she probably learned EN in Austria in school.
>>27761407>Ame was tired as fuck (only slept 2 hourse), audibly annoyed, really wanted the stream to end, and told Kiara to stop dragging it/hurry up with her moves multiple times>BUUUUT she was totally intentionally dragging it out for the lulz!!!Teacucks are pathetic.
>>27761308>Kiara wanted to be a holoJPHere you go. I hope she finds her way as a honorary JP, because no matter how I look, she feels out of place in EN.
>>27761540I checked the schedule on her twitter, but there's nothing about a minecraft stream today - or was this announced during the dark deception steam?
>>27761407Just because she has played chess before that doesn't mean she's GOOD at it. She knew how the pieces move, that's about it.
>>27761483blizzard...
>>27761450I doubt that she would dub the return stream お知らせ.
>>27761528>SourceI mean, this thread proves that pretty well
>>27761178in your head maybe
Numberchads where you at numbersperchuckingniggercudas need not apply
>>27761491The only answer is no, even if Ame keeps reminding us otherwise.
>>27761628Man, if I were Ame, I'd never want to collab with that stacy menhera Kiara againIdk how she stays professional
>>27761372>Is English Kiara's second, or third language?It doesn't really matter what she learned first, she's just better at communicating in Japanese because she's literally living in Japan and has to use the language constantly. If she moved out of Japan and went to an English speaking country then she would feel more comfortable speaking in English after a couple of months. That's just how it works sometimes.t. also know 3 languages
>>27761539Introduce yourself and ask to borrow a cup of sugar.
>>27761474>getting new subs>from streams only old subs can watchAre you guys retarded?
>>27761628You don't get it dude you're just not smart enough to understand Amelia's humour
>Moona is 1k subs away from taking Risus permanent position as top subbed ID>She is currently hanging out with Pekora a lot snatching up her JP viewers, forcing Pekora to bow down and speak English>She will soon collab with the EN girls and snatch up many new EN viewersHow is it the most autistic girls get the most success?
900k in 4 to 5 hours
>>27761491Is this another version?
>>27761544I'm more of a full bladder fag myself but any kind of desperation or embarrassment is hot af, especially from someone like Mori>>27761512H-haha, totally gross, r-right
>>27761372Her Japanese is better than her English. 8+ years of JP experience.
>>27761581I thought that was canadian english though?
>cant sing>cant drawi bet Ame is a great dancer
>>27761673What language is Kiara's internal monologue tho?
>>27761187I don't believe Kiara has actually out-right said she was Austrian on stream so that would be rude. She's only said she wasn't German
>>27761379Ame is autistic, she has certain type of intellect. She's not super smart, but she has an obsessiveness to learn things. Calling her extremely intelligent is a joke on the fact that she's supposed to be a detective.Where you not here during Superliminal?The 0 INT, 100 LUCK meme about her was born then already.There is certain duplicitousness to her character, so people have fun trying to figure out how her mind really works.
Are people seriously thinking my Best friend Burger King Scatman Fox and everyones wife Finger cutting X-Potato spanish speaking dog aren't popular cause of memes?Memes are the life blood of humanity
>>27761372English is her second, Japanese her third
>when the chinese are acting up again
>>27761697all part of the masterplan for burger money
>>27761578HYDRODYNAMICS
>>27761730No, that's exactly what we think, and it goes for loli shark too. If I see another "A" meme I'll unsubscribe
>>27761720Nah brah, despite not having a loicense she's a great rider
>>27761596>>27761578Someone who didn't come up with the idea to cover their bodies with barrels, censor bars and eventually a big boat just because they didn't feel like drawing their clothes.
>>27761697She's just doing things for fun. You literally can't hate her.
>>27761308It's because her style is basically JP (playing a character) vs Ame and Gura who are literally just twitch thots with a swear filter slapped on. It clashes badly.On the other hand her collab with Mori was pretty good because Mori also tries to be the JP style (it's just that her acting is really, REALLY bad).The best collabs are when two huge personalities clash, that's why Pekora Marine collabs are the best and it's not even close. Most EN collabs are just zzzzz if you take off the "omg my oishi is playing with my secondary oishi!!" glasses
>>27761697She has been playing nonstop
>>27761720>basement gremlin>whiteDoubt it
>>27761722White noise
>>27761628Yeah so tired that she agreed to a memory game immediately after the chess game. Face it, she tricked you and you fell for it like a retard. Do your roommate reps next time and this won't happen.
>>27761720Dancers are good at riding penises.
>>27761651I like how /hlg/-faggots think FBK deserves to hit 1 million first more when she has the worst ratio out there, her superchat numbers are shit and her viewer numbers are also below average
>>27761722Probably a mix of the three
>>27761372She learned German naturally (first), English in school (second), and Japanese through weebdom and immersion (third). She admits openly that her Japanese is better than her English.
>>27761539Rev your motorcycleChicks dig that.
>>27761539Ask her what she thinks of thomas the tank engine
>>27761280Show some respect to Coco. You shitty newfag
What do the ENs smell like?Please be original with Kiara
Do you think Amelia and Gura still call each other with their Holo name playing Minecraft off stream?
>>27761702This is the final weekThis is where the Shark will reach one million subs
>>27761539Go rev your bike outside her window.
>>27761395apple cider, chocolate and cookies
>>27761572>It's because you don't understand Japanese so you didn't notice the usual tard wrangling that the other girls always have to do with Kiara. it was still there.t.EOP
>>27761720Can't wait for her 3D debut.
>>27761763>ina has a smaller censor bar than gura
>>27761372>Her JP seems better than her ENIt is and she has said so multiple times.
>>27761763The faces are expressive tho. I like it.
>>27761702You fags told me it was going to be close or that she was going to struggle to catch up, what gives?
>>27761702Dry land is nowhere in sight.
>>27761720No only she'd suck at it she'd also blame you for it
>>27761308>kiara says something to ame gura or ina>awkard silence or sound>kiara says something to subaru>instant reply
>>27761539Rent a motorcycle. When she starts making noises, bring it around under her window and rev loudly. Ghost Rider Everywhere System (tm)
>>27761539Buy a motorbike and keep rev it every 5minutes.
SAME DES
>>27761803yes. Better safe than sorry.
>>27761539Go meet your new neighbor and be polite, she sounds like she could use a friend
>>27761795>>27761805Just realized that we may never hear Ghost Rider again after she movesWhich is probably a good thing, but I'll miss the memes
>>27761628You sure get really mad at the idea that Ame jerked you around for funsies, huh?
>>27761722I also know three languages, I only use my internal monologue when I read/write or recall conversations. And then I use whatever language I need to use.When I have to think I think in silence because it's faster than sounding out words.
>>27761356i overall like coco, but no way shes more entertaining than any of holoen, not to the english audience at least. unless hello motherfuckers and buttplugs are peak comedy for you i guess.
>>27761720The only art shes good at is acting, because she makes for a great lier.
>>27761697>forcing Pekora to bow down and speak EnglishShe want to learn and interact with their foreign kohai and fans, and it drives Pekora's views up to the same level as holobirds collab
If Amelia had actually secretly been in control of it the whole time then we wouldn't have all these moments at which a check-mate was inevitable for Kiara https://lichess.org/bUfqSJhdFact is that Amelia is a zoomer who just wants to go fast without overthinking her turns, whereas Kiara takes ages but does equally stupid moves. Both suck ass at chess, one just 5% less so / has a higher luck stat.
>>27761805Make sure you do it shirtless too anon while playing some obscure jap rap
>>27761372Her JP is why people called her a rejected JP Holo in the first place
>>27761555What website is that?
>>27761702Yubi girl...Scattowoman...
>>27761842Maybe she'll record a few high quality samples of him so that both her and that chat won't get lonely?
Gura's original song is going to have cringe worthy Japanese lyrics in it, isn't it?
>>27761804It could even happen the same day Coco and Haachama return
>>27761803of course, im sure most if not all holos do out of the sake of safety. if you get comfortable with one name you're bound to fuck up eventually
>>27761832AW GEEZ
>>27761842>tfw ghost rider 2: fiery boogaloo soonHype
>>27761858>https://lichess.org/bUfqSJhdNoooo not this again
>>27761812Ina has raisin nipples, gura has big areolae.
>>27761730>mfw Monsoon was rightDNA of the Soul.
>>27761722Mine fluidly switches between English and Swedish so I assume she's the same but add Japanese to the mix.
>Watch the gura dd video>Resets skills, nukes her ability to dash to get a maxed stun>Complains that she's going way too slow>Doesn't matter what setup she's running since she rarely uses abilitiesIs DD worth the ten bucks it costs or is it just streamerbait?
Reminder that ID is the strongest race in the world.
>It's one of these mirror rooms. Have you guys seen the, uh... have you guys seen the - heeheehaha... that reminds me, uh, have you seen the movie, um... wait it's not a mirror room... wa! ha! uh! what's that movie called!? UP! No, that's not up, haha. IT!Like you all, I adore Gura and would like nothing more than to eat out her sweet loli cunny for hours - even if she's peed herself - but she's got some kind of brain damage, right?
>>27761684I never said anything about her getting subs from member only streams; I simply mentioned that I don't believe she has any public streams this week, going by her schedule.
>>27761884>bandaids
>>27761824jesus, almost as if a ping of 200 ms can emulate awkward silences
>>27761803I call my online friends I game with by their nickname instead of their real names, so most likely. It's weird to suddenly use a real name, especially when it's people you only really know from the net.
>>27761379well she can guide gura to router
>>27761887>Checkmate is now unavoidable.>Lost forced checkmate sequence.Everytime.
>>27761842The real ghost rider may be gone but we're all ghostling for her in his stead
Risu please, play minecraft
>>27761816Unexpected how much of a buff MInecraft was.On the 12th at 22:00 EST she was at 808k (the start of the minecraft stream)On the 13th at 22:00 EST she was at 844k (24 hours)
>>27761877there are a few different kinds of songs that would be a good fit for her personality, and that's one of them.
>>27761884
>>27761895highest number of COVID cases
>>27761896Uhh not worth it just look up the lore vids my dude and watch a play through
>>27761720Ame is a good leader she has a lot of empathy and perception
>>27761874playboard
>>27761898>Like you all, adore Gura>but she's got some kind of brain damage, right?I mean if she does why does it stop you from loving her? What if your son's born handicapped? Would you throw him in the trash?
>>27761824This is true, but I think latency also plays a part in this.
>>27761280Coco is more fun and charismatic than most of hololive in general, EN doesn't hold a candle. Coco has the power of connecting girls together, even going as far to buying Arks and getting everyone to play and setting up the hololive house, she was also a huge proponent of hololive english. HoloEn barely even have synergy with each other.
>>27761898ADHD according to the autists in the thread.
Which HoloEN will be the first to have a Perfect Blue watch along?
/hlgg/ give me your strength so I can toss away my pride and ask for someone else's credit card for memberships.
>>27761864I'll blast Shounen no Hearto at max volume while making Renton faces until Sony Music Japan copyright strikes me in real life.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jGlD-0sPvc
>>27761722I'm trilingual and my internal monologue changes depending on my emotions.
>>27761684I never said anything about her getting subs from member only streams; I simply mentioned that I don't believe she has any public streams today, going by her schedule.
>>27761884wuuuuuuuuuuuuuhoooo
>>27761884dangerously close to an abayo
Is gura's karaoke stream going to be archived? I'm torn between watching gura or ame's membership stream tonight
>>27761898She has the developmental disabilities please be patient with our goblin daughter
>>27761896Isn't the first part free?
>>27761898i love her for who she is, anon
>>27761884So this is what prime atlantean hoocha looks like, I wonder how it smells. Nice probably
>>27761943Thanks
>>27761363How new?
>>27761898Yeah but clumsy and dumb girls are kinda cute. Especially for a loli. It just makes me want to protect and headpat her even more.
>>27761798But I do respect her. I just think EN outshines Coco
>>27761884>Tongue punches her fart box.Oops haha my bad.
>>27761989i bet it smells like fish
>>27761722All three depending on the topic/who she imagine talking to
>>27761946Oh, it wouldn't stop me from loving her at all, I was just worried that if I asked "is the shark retarded" people would think I am a cunnyhater and give me an "ogey" instead of a real answer. I'd love her even more if she was slightly brain damaged, that shit is cute and hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d84r4JEILEQWe need moar highlight reels
>>27761915>I call my online friends I game with by their nickname instead of their real namesNow that you mentioned it, I realize I do this too.Too bad a decade old ign got stuck and I'm called "raw" by my online peers to this day
>>27761980It should be.
>>27761957Shut up bitch. Your dragon is graduating soon.
>>27761980there's no clear indication about that but i will be recording it, at least. probably more than one person will record it.
>>27761965Report back to us bro
>>27761884HUAHHH
>>27761877How can you like hololive but hate Japanese... it's paradoxical.
>>27761720>steps on your feet constantly>stumbles everywhere and causes the both of you to bump into everyone else on the dance floor>tries to lead, only succeeds in giving you a busted lip when she trips and rams your mouth with her forehead>night ends with her apologizing as she holds an ice pack to your face to reduce the swelling
>>27761980Yes
>>27761925When was her last minecraft stream anyway? The last one I remember seeing was the one where she was strip mining and her prisuners kept begging her to build a gulag.
>>27761884That's a full meal
>>27761799>Kiara>The smell of scuffed hopes and dreams>Mori>Cigarette smoke from underground venues>Gura>Chum>Ame>Gamer girl piss bottles>InaNo clue
>>27761824Weren't Kiara and Subaru literally sitting next to each other? Obviously there's going to a more natural flow of conversation when you're talking to someone in real life.
>>27761965"Based"
>>27762013desu I hope it's unarchived because then she can sing good songs instead of idolshit that Cover has permissions for like Kiara's stream
>>27761980Im going to watch Ame's because I know that Gura's steam is going to be saved and and re-uploaded 60 million times over.
>>27761278Corkscrew benis screws into corkscrew bagina.
>>27761178Number shitposting with the JP that probably cares the least about numbers is something else.
>>27760936Mori. Because we'd be fucking like dogs when the heat kicks in
>>27761884uncensored + less bandaidhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84704451
>>27762008Nah man even most chumchads accept our daughter is slow better then accepting she is some sort of esl though
>>27762009hahaha holy shit you post here?
>>27761539Whip it out!
>>27762023I don't hate Japanese, I hate someone who doesn't know any Japanese thinking it's okay to write Japanese lyrics into their songs that they don't understand just because they work for Cover Corp.
>>27761957I respect Coco's hustle, however Reddit dragon still gets on my fucking nerds and that voice is like nails on chalkboard.
>>27761395Nothing.You're supposed to eat BEFORE the movie so you 1. don't make any unnecessary noises 2. aren't distracted by your own hunger.Are you all fatasses who need to eat two meals in the same time period?
>>27761964https://youtu.be/afkN9H9aLow
>>27762041based on what?
>>27762010Gura needs to hire an editor. She could put these on her channel and fucking kill it. Pewdiepie got a majority of his early traction through highlight clips.
>>27762012You don't understand anything, if Cover got rid of Coco or Haato for their minor transgression japanese fans would riot and everyone would suffer, including holoEN
Imagine shark cunny soup
>>27762053>no-bandaid version looks like it's been sewn shutKek
>>27762042>>27762013>>27761980Can we all agree that Gura should sing more English songs? Don't get me wrong I love her singing JP as well, but her Fly me to the Moon was something else. There's some really nice older 70s/80s/90s stuff I would absolutely love to hear her sing
>>27761858Don't take the Ame is in control deadly seriously. It's just some fun. Unless you really want to go deep in the narrative.Whatever you think of the rest of the game, Ame promoting to rook second time was undeniably a throwing move. The fact that she was willing to do such a throwing move, doesn't necessarily mean that she was being big brain about it, but instead she simply was comfortable losing. She was just having fun with Kiara.
MOONA NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_heJG4smD4&feature=youtu.be
>>27761348She will plateau at 999,983
>>27761916you can just tell that they didn't know how to respond or don't want to respond regardless of the delay. there were a lot of awkward silences in that one chess game where it was mostly kiara talking while ame just tired as fuck
>Moona getting hungry again
>>27761961Kiara
>>27761898She is the most introvert of the bunch and its playing up her character to exhaustion, if you watch her past streaming attempts youll see a really quiet and timid girl.
>>27762066I'M TRYING JC
Anyone have the webm of Kiaras eyes up close?
HOLY SWEATERS SOMEONE MADE A TWITTER POST MUST MAKE VIDEO
>>27761898The pee adds to the flavor.
>>27762085I'd like her to sing more english songs and I don't mind her singing japanese songs especially if she starts singing city pop, but I don't wanna hear idol songs
>>27762085i don't really care what she sings as long as she's having fun. really.
Does any Holo actually numberfag? I dont mean they celebrate a sub milestone I mean they are AS autistic as the people in these threads
>>27762081Gura hates pewdiepie
>>27761491
>>27761898fucking kek
>Moona talking with her stomach
>>27761877>Same desu, HoloEN's best, ichiban saikou let's fighto you will turn to fish baito
Kill me.
>>27760936>liftFuck off Nigel.
>>27762062She probably will have Kiara help her with it
any chumbud dressing up for the movie date?
>>27762094左下
I just realised that if Ina is going to play Hades, she will meet genderbent Mori
>>27762115Why would you do this?
>>27762037>InaEZ. Air conditioning and dried sweat.
>>27760936Kiara her panic would be entertaining
>>27762052>"excuse me, Sir y-y-you w-wanna FUCK??? LETS DO IT NIGGA!">"no thanks"
>>27761203>>27761832>>27761884https://vocaroo.com/1Sj13kJbGOmX
>>27761799Ina smells like ink, Calli smells like wet leather, Gwar is salty, Ame smells like fresh laundry, and Kiara smells like Calli
>>27762087That's just piss anon
>>27762091MOONA YES
>>27762127Not one of them comes close to autism of our numberfags no
>>27761722It's mix of the three languages that only makes sense inside her head, that's how it works for me
>>27762131>HER makes a video in support of p*wd**p**>Gura literally names her horse after a p*wd**p** horseyeah no
>>27761898She's just ESL, please understand.
>>27762115I hate this faggot so much
>>27761787i like how people use the word "deserve" in this context, when its pretty much just a popularity contest.
>>27761720I bet she dances like a fighter jet.
>>27762140Alright, Burger McWashington
>>27762008She's just a ditz, and on top of that is still a bit awkward in front of a camera with so many people watching. It doesn't help that she's still sorta sorting out her character vs self dynamic, especially when she was so operations security in the past and is new. So her retardation is being amplified.The question is if she'll keep playing with it, and I think she will.Retarded, ditzy shitty brat who is actually dere for you is incredibly powerful.
>Want to drink for max fun during our boy's stream tonight>Want to be sober so I can remember every momentDoushio
>>27761787Jesus her videos don’t even hit 200k
>>27762157A-anon, are you alright?
>>27762010>Read it as Ame and Gura's cute and FUNNY adventure.
>>27762094I thought the last part cut to a video getting blowjob from Kiara.
>>27761965>inb4 Mori covers this
So how many times do you think we're gonna see Ina pet Cerberus today?
>>27762127Ye—>I mean they are AS autistic as the people in these threadsNo.
>>27762127Watame. Wasn't there a clip of her numberfagging until Coco had to console her about it?
>>27762176She didn't name the horse retard, chat did.
>>27762194>Retarded, ditzy shitty brat who is actually dere for youi actually teared up
>>27762115>western japanese keemstar
>>27762131>I hate Pewdiepie so Gura must hate herOkay.
>>2776221027
>>27762176The latter is because chat spammed it, to be fair.
>>27762150Too bad Ina doesn't have the time to draw alternate art for all of them.
>>27762115I really hate the disconnect between female avatar and male voice
The only thing Ame is in control of is my heart
I keep seeing schizo narratives about the girls being or feeling "forced" to play certain games, take part in certain activities or collab with certain people. Example: Amelia being forced to play Minecraft, quickly debunked after she became a complete railway addict. My question is this: Have these narratives ever been true? Are there any examples of holos truly feeling forced to do something against their will, without having any fun with it?
>>27762156>"no way fag. now, rap for me"
>>27761763why the fuck did I watch this mediocrity and enjoyed it? have they actually melted my brain?
>>27762212Oh yeah I remember that, wasn't that shortly after that time Coco and Aqua had that talk stream?
>>27761877Its ok when Japanese songs use engrish
>>27762138Ace detective.
>>27762115Literally had to silence recommendations from his channel. His content is so fucking low-quality and poorly researched, and he has absolutely nothing of substance in his own opinions on whats going on. His video about Cover "Doxing Antis" was the worst, because he has no fucking idea how international law works or how inflatable suing random IPs from overseas is, and that it was just an empty threat to scare people who don't know fuck all about law.
>>27762229>Gets superchatsy tho
>>27762081Botan edits some of her videos and they got a lot of views.To be honest, I'm surprised Cover don't have a group of editors/translators doing these for either their or the talent's official channels considering how much attention fansubs/clips get.
>>27762115This dude sucks
>>27762194>>27762225>>27762008https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmauuY6oKfAGura might be kinda dumb and not good at many things, but this video is all the proof you need to see how good of a person she is
>>27762115how does this retarded eceleb have a better live2D model than most of hololive
>>27762254Still trying to understand how did she do it
>>27761712Impeccable taste.
>>27762257every job involves being convinced to do something you otherwise likely would not. "forced" is probably too strong.
>>27761877As well as French and Spanish.H.E.R. shall never be deduced.
>>27762229That guy has simps?
>>27762115I think I'd take that Heo Hei faggot over him
>>27762062It's not like she can't ask help for that
>>27762257noel luna mel collab was pretty awkward so I wouldn't be surprised if it was a management decision to put these together for a collab
>>27762252That shit literally fills me with rage....why are fags like this?
>>27762138nope she went to the date with mori, flew back to klagenfurt, then to japan again
I unironically get excited seeing ponytails.
>>27762254>coNTRol
>>27762271>inflatablewut?
>>27762115>i want to be a vtuber>pastel color catgirl wearing a hoodiesoulless bandwagon jumpers get the rope
>>27762115Why would he make that quote his "thing"? What does it even mean, is he on a steroid regimen? I have finally become an old piece of shit because I don't get zoomer humor.
>>27762286oh, i already knew.
>>27762271Impractical* fucking auto-correct
>>27762292A very good day to you too, kind sirMay the fates bestow upon you desperate, squirming ladies
>>27762138Woah we got a real mega mind over here
>>27762333same
lmao i was watching a Gura stream and she said "a" and I laughed so hard! then she said "shaaark" and I was rolling!!
>>27762257it's not really forced when they're making tens of thousands of dollars for doing it, i'm sure even if it's not their favorite game they're still fine with it because the incentive is so great
>>27762252That's like the least objectionable thing about him. babinikus are a proud vtubing tradition.
>>27762279Any twitch streamer with average 5k live viewers is smart enough to pay for an editor to manage his youtube archive.
>>27761857Pekora's english is not that bad for the holos, just has a small vocabulary. In text anyway.
>>27762257Didn't luna have to play something? Some fps?Or am I retarded?
>>27762333Ponytails are great.
>>27762333>Just Amelia.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ5U5UlTLTM
>>27762333Nothing wrong with that. Ponytails are a miracle and give you something to pull on during rough sex.
>>27762138>flying during the coofso this is the EN fanbase
Who do you think would do well as Homostar EN?My picks are:CDawg_VABarbarousKingMaximillian_DOODElajjazMikeMatei
>>27762150I just realised that when she meets Artemis we're going to get a lot of DAHLING references.
>>27762156what was the context of this again? the dude had like 5 choices iirc
>>27762362Dude I had the same exact reaction to your post, great humor.
>>27761363>if most of those subs aren't actively watching herShe has literally twice the views per sub count of Korone, and more than 6 times the views per sub count of FBK. The only one who is ahead of her in her own gen is Mori, whose views are artificially inflated by people playing her songs over and over and over.
>>27762362>SHaaAaAarkSHaaAaAark
>Moona Started streaming 5 hours ago>Pekora Started streaming 6 hours agotime flies when you are among good friends!!!
>>27762286I love doing stuff like that, what do you call it? Wholesome gaslighting? Reverse gaslighting?
>>27762257There are actual corporate mandated shit they have to do, look at the weekly skits the JPs have to do, and I wouldn't be surprised if there are some collabs set up by management.
>>27762257the only time i felt like this is with gura dark deception streams. i refuse to believe that she enjoyed it so much that she spent three 2+ hours streams on it. this game is utter garbage and she seemed very noticeably tired of it yesterday.
>>27762361kyonkun...
So how long will it take for th ENs to getnew outfits3D
what's the best way to check if someone watches the holos without revealing your power level or giving them a way to google it? Showing them pic related?
>>27762257Unless you count punishment games where some Holos have had to play horror games despite not liking the genre, I can't imagine so. Even those were consensual, just a bit of friendly hazing from the other girls.
>>27761697>snatchShe streams in EN dead hours, this won't even be stealing, she'll just barge in and be part of HoloEN
>>27762390In the context of devildomino trying to hit on someone
Did they GurAme ever find the Coral reef? On or off stream?
>>27762345>catgirlIt's supposed to be a wolf
>>27761308She lives in Japan so it's no surprise that she might be more comfortable speaking Japanese
>>27762286more like proof that she won't do the same for all of you keks
>>27762267This but unironically
>I post porn image>instant ban>others post porn images>*crickets chirp*Wtf jannies.
>>27761471This is part of why she gets along so well with Iofi, she doesn't worship her like a god.
>>27762362Same. She is so funny. Have a great night.God bless x
>>27762219>>27762234So her audience just has abysmal taste.
>>27762297She doesn't know any french though. Canon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5hRkhI-Agk
>>27762094I like how she left out the part where the chart was her idea.
>>27762257>I keep seeing schizo narratives about the girls being or feeling "forced" to play certain gamesWell, there is some truth to this due to how Cover sets up game permissions. It's less that they're "forced" to play it, more like they're pigeonholed into playing them because they only have a limited selection of games to play.
>>27762212Yeah, it was the same one were Coco explained the phrase "Let them eat cake" to Watame
>>27762266>>27762212https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOPmdqaz444&Here's the clip. Apparently kiara also said she got to watch this video after some people shared it to her on twitter a couple of weeks ago.
>>27761898I think that she was just burning out and was just trying to fill dead air and we got her unfiltered thought process.
>>27762362go back dogfucker
>>27761769She dropped her character really quick tho and Subaru called her on it as a joke.
>>27762420On stream>noOff stream>Probably
>>27762387Adolf HitlerBenito Mussolini Emperor HirohitoFDRStalin For Homostars EN!
>>27762362When she said "hoocha" again I laughed so hard I couldn't breath
>>27762333ok kyon
>>27762362Shitpost all you want, but I never get tired of her "shaaaaark". It's incredibly cute.
So did ame play too much Minecraft and now she can’t wake up to play more Minecraft
>>27762420Gura and Ame have already built a castle and half of Atlantis off stream.
>>27762362You're shitposting but I genuinely love it when she does that, it's very cute.
>>27761581Guys? When subaru speaks english my heart starts acting funny. Is this normal?
>>27762387Jerma for him to show up once as slime guy and then stop being a vtuber altogether.
>>27762257Pretty sure ARK was like that, or at very least they were being incentivized to stream it. No other explanation for how much airtime that kusoge got
>>27762127I wonder
>>27762474What's her "character" tho contrast to the keeks?
>>27762362>She turns herself into a shark. Funniest shit I've ever seen
>>27762362>t. hasn't watched any gura streams in weeks
>>27762494Stolen catchphrase
>>27761697>forcing Pekora to bow down and speak EnglishI mean, I know you're writing a fantasy about goddess Moona but this one is just wrong. She tried to use Japanese with when she saw Pekora today but Pekora is more interested in speaking to her in English so they went back to that. The interactions they have been having today are wholesome as fuck.Pekora's constructing a gundam of herself after someone sent her the designs for one a while back, Moona logged in to fill her map on stream and the two met, she helped Pekora get the wool she needed then read the mood and left Pekora to her solo project while checking in on her from time to time to see how it's going. Both are still doing their own thing. Moona also helped Sora find a wolf to tame which was a cute adventure.She's had some good minecraft interactions these past couple days.
>>27762286This is so fucking cute
>>27762356Flustered Mori is cute but I'd be inclined to help her. And hydrate myself while at it.
>>27762279It's truly stunning how little Cover does for their talent, I have to wonder if this is just Japanese corporation incompetence of not wanting to "overextend" or something. They could be so much more effective if they'd learn more about stream culture.
I can't wait until someone gets autistic enough to do Peko level projects in Minecraft. Watching her build this giant Pekora for the last 3 hours has been something.>>27762362This, but unironically.
>>27762502Yeah they already built the 3D bedrock removeing flying machine to farm gold
>>27762362Your anger will not stop what's going to happen. Best to go outside and do something with your life before it's too late.
>>27761877welecome to intaly
>>27761702Fubuki's fate is pretty much sealed at this rate. Korone still had a chance but she had way too much stream specials this month.And Gura have yet to unleash her trump card, which everyone around the globe is waiting for.
>>27762127Fubuki mentioned getting caught up in that sort of mindset a while back, then taking a step back to remind herself that in the end that everyone's a team and they're all doing what they enjoy.
Reminder: Gura + Calliope Minecraft collab next week
>>27761842S E E Y O U G H O S T R I D E R
>>27761722Bird
>>27762411I heard Kiara loudly moaning through my roommate's bedroom door because he clicked a twitter video with his headphones not plugged in.
>>27762362I like "shaaaaaak" cause the way she says it is cute. But I don't understand why normalfags are still latching on to "a" a month later. They have such a difficult time letting memes die. It had a week long shelf life at most and they're still dragging it out.
OI WATSON WHERE'S YOUR STREAM?
>>27762563Very nice
>>27762548What trump card?
>>27762420Off stream probably. They took some detour after the stream https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1316823908377522177
>>27762563based
>>27762526do you think more people have heard her say it, or kuina?
>>27762553Yikes, they don't go together at all.
>>27762373Korone could get the toasty guy do edit for her. He used to do it for the smash player Zero before he was outed. That toasty dude loves Korone pretty much.It would be easier for EN to get a quick editor because western editors are way more abundant than JP ones.
>>27762263Yes, and you like it.
>>27762553Gonna be good
>>27762574Because she still says "a!" every stream. She lives off of cheap memes.
>>27760936Gura, unscrew the top panel and tell her to climb up and cut the cables to end this
>>27762575She is playing Minecraft she forget to turn the stream on too busy counting to 8>>27762578
>>27762539What is the three phases thing? Does she want to make it move somehow or is it just building steps?
>>27761816Dumbasses said that. Smart people told you a week ago Gura was already confirmed for hitting 1M first and there was less than 1% chance of any other result at this point.
>>27762563"based"
Should I watch my autistic oshi play minecraft or Ghostbusters with Gura?
Is your body ready?
>>27762548HER most viewed song, or really any of HER songs
>>27762575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1aTUvYLT9U
>>27762563Beautiful
>>27762529Tbh, her even admitting that she needs to go is already hot as fuckNot to mention the squirming and verbal tics she'd be doing as her need got worseI somehow get the feeling it wouldn't be hard to convince her spergy self to go along with that plan
>>27762601It's also the sound she makes when she gets surprised or shocked. She doesn't literally say "a" much, she just makes noises when she gets spooked.
>>27762573>roommatethanks to /hlgg/ I'll always be confused when someone uses this word outside of /hlgg/
>>27762362shaaaaaaaaakHOOCHA
>>27762362"autist doesn't understand catchphrases" - News at 11
>>27762584the druken rap with the image of the character and the situation
>>27762601You love to make it obvious you don't actually watch her streams, huh?
>>27762508Yeah, it's normal when you're in love.
>no EN streaming>open up Pekora>first thing I hear is "ogeyyyy"sasuga
>>27762548Gura's planning on releasing a cover song and soon an original.
>>27762604Different layers. It's 3D.
>>27762622She can sing ONE of HER songs, which do you want? For me, it's oki doki boomer.
>>27762604It's depth
>>27762533Japanese companies are just pants on head retarded. Look at 90% of what Nintendo does. The EN managers have already shown they are much less retarded than anything the JP (Outside of the Homo's manager) is capable of.
>>27762533Say what you want about Orange Dragon, but her doing a daily news show where you see what everyone else was up to was a great idea, especially with the roster of talent growing larger and larger.
>>27762624Thank you Ame, the thumbnail is as beautiful as ever.
>>27761720lol, probably not but if it became a thing she'd probably throw herself into it with the rest. For all the criticism people give over Amelia's talents she's basically the core of HoloEN at this point supporting the others while being plainly entertaining herself. Her strengths are her sense of humor, perseverance and behind the scenes support. Gura seems a lot more calm with Amelia around and Amelia often brings the group back into line when they lose focus on a collaboration. So long as she doesn't have some big yab moment she'll have great longevity.
>>27761816>You fags told mesince aparently you read only what you want to hear, I'll spell it our for you, since she hit 800k all she had to do was stay above 10k per day to beat them both to 1M, her lowest ah been 14K per day and it lasted like 2 days, as things are it weould take her a month of inactivity for her not to get to 1M first.
I have an announcement to make.There is sex.
>>27762563This is beautiful
>>27762573>I recognize that moan
>>27762667Kek.
>>27762351The joke isn't even good zoomer comedy. Its just "balls small haha"
>>27760921>mario kartJANNIE WATCH OUT
>>27762651a proper rendition of country roads with no memesIt's just a nice song, I don't care about the memes
>>27762651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFrPrIxluWkGotta be this one since it's spooky season.
>>27762563Abayo, dachiko
>>27762362didn't know it was so easy to break the (you) stock-market around these generals. taking notes sempai.
is this youtube's fault or is watson just being stupid?
>>27762271Can you actually turn off recommendations for a specific channel? the only way my friend managed to do it was falsely reporting a channel for terrorism.
>>27762563nice
>>27762637What's Amelia Watson's catchphrase?
>>27762617I've got two alt accounts ready to drop some fat bombs tonight.
>>27762663>So long as she doesn't have some big yab moment she'll have great longevity.bro... your archive reps...
>>27762617I'm gonna miss Live Again as an outro track. Hopefully the 2nd place goes to a slow mix, since it'd be strange to have a hype song when the saddest part of the day has come.
ok /hlgg/ a friend of mine wants me to write lyrics for a music about vtubers, give me ideas
>>27762563bless you, drawfriend
>>27762614Ame and Superchat her that her giant magnifying Glass needs some white blocks to give the illusion of light reflection because as it is now looks like a badminton racket.
>>27762666I don't even think going completely inactive would stop her at this point. Should could probably coast to a million within two weeks even if she didn't stream in the time frame
>>27762617I basically took a day off just to watch her
>>27762667LIZ LOVE!
>>27762667I thought that was only when Gura hit 1million subs?
>>27762703No, that sounds terrible, and asking /hlgg/ to help with it is even more terrible.
>>27762624oh noremooved
Amelia just privated her stream??
>>27762279Cover could never provide editors to the channel to make highlight reels. Making a highlight reel requires almost as much comedy skill and personality as the streamer themselves. It's much better to rely on the wisdom of the masses for picking out clips that everyone wants to see. Hell, most youtube editors for Twitch streamers are carried hard by the channel's clips, and the ones that are genuinely good don't stay editors for long, they become streamers themselves. Cover doesn't do shit for their talent but this isn't something they could do either.
>>27762688It's never Watson's fault.
>>27762624it's gone
>>27762138Can you believe there are hundreds of thousands of Hololive subscribers out there who are completely ignorant of the stuff even this place's newfag's take for basic knowledge?
>>27762688
>>27762688She always has fucky stuff happen with her scheduling and it's just her so I'm assuming the latter.
>>27762703This sounds awful.
>>27762127Absolutely everyone. They're employees who, at the end of the month, have to answer to their boss. The differences is that most are not retarded enough to show it on stream.
youtube spilling his spaghetti
Why is YouTube's design so retarded? Most of the screen goes completely unused for no reason, and simply upscaling everything by 50% in the browser shows how this website is supposed to look (but it also makes UI elements like home page thumbnails needlessly large). Why can't those idiots at Google code something as simple as grabbing user's screen size and rescaling certain parts of the UI (like the fucking video window) accordingly to make sure the screen is filled with stuff that actually matters? Twitch does it just fine, and their Theater Mode is fucking brilliant.
i love our slightly retarded child
>>27762742>>27762740wow... spaghetti mind
>>27761609>sounds like a cool girlYour archive reps, she acts tough to protect autisic herself in a foreing country + street rep for the medium she moves in, she would tell you to go fuck yourself.
>>27762624>>27762575https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8t0NGySzg
>>27762688didnt the same issue happen for mario one night?
amelia.... your spaghetti is showing....
>>27762688>only 2 this timeShe's improving.
>>27762689There is a "Dint show me recommendations from this channel" option on the rec tab videos, and it seems to work. I haven't seen his stupid face since
>>27761702>Effectively becoming the face of Hololive in roughly a monthThat's some immense pressure right there, I hope she doesn't change too much.
>>27762755I can’t even see them
>>27762730Kiara said she lived in Japan in her FE stream.This dumb fuck didn't even do his reps.
Base Ame
Will it happen?
>>27762751But that second one is exactly how it always looks for me normally. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your set up.
What kind of growth do you expect ID Gen 2 to have when it debuts?
Did Ame really try to bait HER out of Gura during their last collab? I just played both streams on a side monitor while working, so I didn't really pay attention until they got into the cursed island.
>>27762765there was 3 for a second but I didn't catch it
>>27762617I am so excited, I love her voice so much man, not even a gosling or someone who jerks off to her, I just love listening to her
>>27762446>Sameheh
>>27762693>>27762717'basado'
MEMBER WATCHALONG OR STREAM?I'm not sure if Gura can make a watchalong of Ghostbusters interesting, but I love them all
Will someone here cytube the gura watchalong + the movie so it's all in one place or should I go and look for a stream and arrange all the windows myself?
I love Calliope's design.
>>27762553They've had some pretty good interactions lately since that first collab and Gura seems to like Mori, hope the stream is good and they don't play kusoge
>>27761539Swipe the key and blame her co-worker
>>27762790With the minecraft song? Perhaps.
>>27762773Fucking kek
I love Amelia's dorky smile!She finally retweeted the best picture.
>>27762792c:
>>27762779not after Pikamee got cancelled on Twitter
>>27762801I love Calliope's roommates design... hehe...
>>27762740>>27762742>>27762755>>27762773This fucking retard
>>27762563That's awesome, based af
>>27762527>read the mood and left Pekora to her solo projectlmao whatSince when has she been capable of doing that? That first Coco collab she had still echoes in my mind as pure oblivious autism
>>27762770She's fixed it already.
Where is everyone watching the ghostbusters movie?
>>27762751Google can't code anymore. You might think I'm being cynical or sarcastic but I am dead serious, Google cannot code anymore. Any intelligence they do manage to hire goes straight into doing machine learning or research, leaving Indians on H1Bs to churn out barely-functional code to actually implement things.
>>27762819Did she really though
>>27761720>in which anon's toe gets smashed
>>27762773kek she manages to be a gremlin about every single thing she does, not just games>I PRESSED THE BUTTON TO UPLOAD IT YOUTUBE CMON >IT'S THE STYLUS GUYS I CAN DRAW BETTER BUT THIS TABLET >THIS TEA IS TOO SPICY IT WASN'T MY FAULT I PUT THE RIGHT AMOUNT IN
>>27762801Thumbnail makes it look like kiara is a penis being stroked by calli. Or maybe it's just my dirty mind.
>>27762819Didn't that completely fall flat?
>>27762781It depends on your screen resolution, the larger it is, the smaller everything will be.
>>27762841Nope
>>27762692"fuck", not kidding, think about it
>>27762667I miss Aloe.
>>27762819>Pikamee got cancelled on Twitterwhat?
>>27762794Gura said she's the kind of person who asks a lot of questions during movies so there should be a fair bit of chat interaction.
>>27762819Iofi literally joined in with her
>>27762773Imagine if she uploaded a lewd thumbnail instead. As a joke, haha.
>>27762794>STREAMsorry my mind spahghetti'd, I meant Amelia
>>27762663Ame babysitting Gura for hours was the cutest EN moment.
>>27762779Pikamee is a really good collaber, so it'd probably be fun.
>>27760936Honestly, probably Kiara. I feel like Kiara would be cool about it.Gura and Mori would crack under the pressure after a few minutes.If it were Ina I'd feel obligated to hold in my farts.Watson I'm afraid would attack me or end up peeing in the elevator.
>>27760894I don't speak nip, but judging by how much Kiara was talking, I'm guessing they got along well?
>>27762839i got a local copy
>>27762839I'm waiting for the guy to post the synctube
>>27762829Pekora is autistic as shit too, autists understand each other. Coco is not autistic, so Moona didn't understand her.
Anyone else get a sad feeling when the generic HoloMyth character video plays at the end of some of the girls streams? The Holomyth theme and the music really reminds me of like a childhood story book and it makes me feel like each of their streams is a page from that book. I get so sad thinking one day we'll reach the end of that book and that video will play one last time.
Post your setup
>>27762751>he maximizes his browserretardchama...
>>27762819go back
Ghostbusters with Gura or Minecraft with Amelia..... I can't decide.........
>>27762801Do a jerky dance!Jerk to the left, jerk to the right...
>>27762895I'm only watching ame in fullscreen.
>>27762883There are already a few clips with subs. Go check it out.
>>27762844Why is DSP in hololive with voice changer
>>27762667It's a shame she had to step back, this girl would have exploded on the scene.
>>27762895>VLC
>>27762823She's pretty lewd
>>27761898please understand alcohol addiction isn't something you can go cold turkey on
Cham on waitson post the fucking stream to the poor fags allready
>>27762779Pikamee is a cosy minecraft player so I'd like to see it.
>>27762883No anonchama they were just faking laughing at the top of their lungs non-stop...
>>27762839Just go to putlocker or one of those illegal streaming sites
>>27762694>So long as she doesn't have some big yab moment she'll have great longevity.I would say getting her big yab moment sooner rather than later was ideal but then I remembered Aloe and I'm just thankful Ame is still around.
>>27761720Gura will help her sing!Ina will help her draw!
are you ready cumbuddies?
>>27762779They've spoken to each other over twitter and Ina seems have that same quiet energy Hana has (as long as you don't put her with her father), so they should compliment each other well.
Mori contest results after her concert tonight.I know it's a long shot, but I hope ahoge entry makes it in.https://youtu.be/FzNTBQxmYfM
>>27762824I want to gently run my finger along her tongue scar...
>>27762906building brown bricks in minecrap is the most fun you can have while playing an app
>>27762879>Peeing in the elevatorExcellentAnd she'd blame it on her bladder rather than herself
>>27762883Yeah, they are already planning another collab soon.
Really debating becoming a member and getting up at 6 tomorrow to watch lotr with the chicken
>>27762751Mine fills the area pretty well, but I'm also on a bog standard 1920x1080. I would completely believe they haven't figured out higher res than that.
>>27762751They don't need to code anything they just need to say max-width: auto; in the css.
Is there a re-stream of the members only thing?
Ame's comfy minecraft stream with her being a little sick. This is bound to be more kino boys
>>27762895do you really watch three different things at the same time?
>>27762860she turned out to be an unironic pedo but people forgot about it because she's a woman and it's ok when women do it apparently
>tfw still wage-slaving during Gura's watchalong
>when you realize you're in love with a female DSP
>>27762527Moona has actually been really careful about not overstepping, she talked a bit about it these last few streams
>>27762938They aren't announcing the contest results tonight, they're just playing the cursory top 10. Mori herself said that it wouldn't be fair to actually judge the competition on short notice like that, so it's mostly just a list of stuff that caught her or Kbeat's attention on first listen. The winner might not even end up being amongst them.
>>2776225799% of the narratives you see will be complete and utter bullshit and very rarely they'll land close to the truth. If you don't want to be tainted with the bitter stories people make just treat them all as false and have fun with it while enjoying your oshi.
>>27762906Watchalongs should be viewed live, the thread makes them more fun.
>>27762960you don't?
>>27762883is that makoto?
>>27762663>So long as she doesn't have some big yab moment she'll have great longevityUh huh...
>>27761231But they're in english??
>>27762553Is that confirmed? Gura streams late for me and I've not bothered catching up on her when she's playing kusoge.
>>27762923What's wrong with VLC
>>27762738>>27762722yes i know that's why i wanna do it
It's okay if I'm like 2-3 seconds behind right? I doubt I can sync it right
>>27762971>ACK ACK *HIC*
>>27762513I can think of two good reasons: They were having fun and ARK was against all odds a viewer buff game.
>>27762924I wonder why she went from red to pitch black skin. Easier to animate?
>>27762990are you able to focus on all three things you're watching?
Anybody got the Kiara webm of her eyes up close?
See you in a few hours for that concert, fuckers
>>27762895Wtf. Watsons stream isn't appearing anywhere for me..
>>27762689pretty sure you can just press the three dots at the end of a recommendation to see options and select to never see content from that channel. Hasn't failed me so far.
>>27762971now if only she would snort every minute into the mic or clear her throat
>>27763013Gura talked about it in one of her MC streams.
>>27762956Yup. The restream cabal will handle it.
>>27762963I'm planning to watch the vod right after getting home from work, should be done with it just before the member karaoke if it's not delayed in getting out up.so 3 to 4 hours of zero Gura downtime to look forward to softens the blow.
is there a way to watch the movie and the stream at the same time on a phone? I'm stuk at work wihth no PC
>>27763038Se ya deadbeat, don't oversleep.
>>27762694Doxshit is a different kind of yab compared to stuff done on-stream. Even Aloe wasn't pure doxshit because of the test-stream.
>>27763029my attention is gonna be on the movie. I'll glance over if I hear something from Ame/Gura
Holy shit this was probably the best collab holoEN has done, how the fuck is Kiara still the least subbed girl?
Amelias stream doesn't appear on her channel home, nor on the official hololive schedule
https://youtu.be/wdTYLZYGLB4I hope this wins
>>27762617Not yet, probably gonna nap soon until Ina starts, but I'm very excited for my boy.
>>27762971I really am. The fact that she's a smelly NEET gremlin on top of it all makes it perfect.
>>27763054some phones support dual apps
>>27763045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8t0NGySzg
>>27763045https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8t0NGySzgcheck the last video in uploads or select 'all videos' on uploads page and scroll down
>>27763038keep that sleep tight, sleepy reapy.
Who here gonna watch chicken's Lord of the Ring stream? Seems pretty fun.
>>27763071I went back to youtube and it's up now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8t0NGySzg
>>27763054Buy a laptop
redeemed my coupon bros
>>27763054Check if your phone has PiP enabled. On my phone, if I use YouTube in browser and fullscreen, then press the home button, it does PiP.
AAAAA
>>27762953As stupid as this sounds there are probably very few google employees who actually know html and css. Instead they are working through many layers of bloated frameworks.
Gura's streams canceled
Member movie watch-along is cancelled.
>>27763051ty.. I can't afford this shit.
>>27763070she filters EOPs and Twitch kiddies
Sometimes I forget most fans outside of here don't know anything about roommates (besides maybe the very well known ones like Coco's).
BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOODCome watch ghostbusters on cytube hlggNo password yet but if needed it will be the forbidden country.
>>27763104>>27763106
>>27763081>>27763080Thanks bros.
>>27762963She just anounced she's gonna reschedule it ue to "something urgent that came up"
>>27763106WHAT
>>27763091Ddepends on how tired I am. Might have to watch the archive.
>>27763091>fast food mascot>not eating onion rings in the thumbnail
>>27763106Its overlapping with Mori isn't it
>>27763104>>27763106Get owned chumchuds, she has an urgent date in Minecraft.
>>27763054I'm guessing you own an iphone if you don't already know how to multitask on your phone... sorry bruh
>>27763072"Based."
>>27763106Hopefully something important is Ame's minecraft.
>>27763096>hurr just buy a laptop to watch a stream that already started durrWhy are retards like this?
>>27763106Oh thank god, I thought I was gonna have to choose between Gura, Ame, and actually getting some work done.
>>27762617I don't think I can be ready, my skin is vibrating and it's only going to get worse as the hour approaches.
>>27763106oh no
>>27763091>all those stuffed animals with scuff marksfuck Kiara really does hump her plushies
>>27763114But she literally said she lived in Nipland in yesterdays stream.
>>27763106>>27763104naive rrats?!?
>>27763106good
>>27763106welp, yet another mc collab here we go *yawn*
>>27763106>SRY GUYS MY BRO PLAYING MINECRAFT I NEED TO BE THERE
>>27763091I'll just listen to it as BGM, I've seen the movies enough time at this point.
>>27763106pain peko
Bets on how long the stream will be?>2 hours>4 hours until Ina>past Ina's stream until Movie watchalong
>>27763038I just realized why I hate that picture. The hands are backwards.
I just want an Ame+Gura minecraft stream again. So comfy.
>>27763116hlgg has a cytube? nice
>>27763091>Kiara won't shut up long enough for me to enjoy the movie>the faggots in chat will just spam post spoilersno thanks
>>27763106>all 5 of them get their period the same weeknarrative bros
>>27763127not Mori I meant Ame, fuck
>>27763124desu I really hope her character gets recontextualized outside of her fast food gimmick, but I accept it for what it is offensively mediocre
>>27763106MINECRAFT DATE WITH AME
>>27762790Yeah it was pretty obvious. Gura was having none of it though and unenthusiastically recited a line or two
goddamn it, I bought a bunch of snacks too, oh well. Gura's word is absolute to me.
>>27763139yeast infection in her cunny
>>27763106>>27763104>needing to take a shit this badly
>>27763127Doubt it, Gura already rescheduled once before when she became aware of her stream overlapping with the concert.
Did Pekora literally just build a giant statue of herself?
>>27763070I was saying this like the second week of HoloEN, but I think Kiara is just going to be a slow burn. She won't reach the dizzying heights of Gura, but her ability to mesh well with HoloJP means she should probably be able to get a lot of crossover subs.
>>27763106chumbuds cant stop losing
>Ame minecraftI'm ready for pure kino.
>>27763121Her bf has to coomGOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
something urgent came up
>>27763106What's that resolution even?Ame told her to get on discord right this instant, she needs to release some stress before minecraft.
>>27763147based pocket shark
>>27763106>Membershrimp streams>STREAMSGuess Karaoke's fucked too. Damn.
Do you think Mori has to listen to each top submission numerous times to ensure nothing is subtly mentioned about her roommate?
>>27763106UNSUBBED
>>27763106What did she mean by this?
>>27763106what the fuckBOTH streams cancelled? must be something bigI guess that means I can now easily watch Ame's MC
>>27763139Gura needs to plan her 1m collab celebration next weej
>>27763105>Instead they are working through many layers of bloated frameworks.This is how Microsoft works too when it comes to Windows. W10 still uses a 20+ year old kernel and many of the original programmers who were trained in it have retired and fucked off.
>>27763127No, mori's concert is scheduled for 2 hours after the Gura mini karaoke would have started, gura definitely would have been done with bother of her membership streams before the concert
>>27763114Kiara and Callie said they lived in Japan the other day, and tweeted they got dinner together. This dude just somehow missed everything
>>27763106>>27763189Fick I was looking forward to the karaoke stream.
>>27763116wow fuck me, gura cancels 20 sec before I posted
>>27763091In too poor to afford multiple oshis memberships so I’ll just have to miss tell me if it’s good bro’s ;_;
>>27763106I sure fucking hope it's something actually urgent, imagine if we see her in Ame's MC stream.
>>27763183me taking the picture
>>27763106AHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED CHUMFUCKS
Chumbuddies... I was ready to chum...
>>27763091Im a LOTRlet, but isnt the movie is long as fuck?
What happened? Amelia's stream went poof and now shark is gone.
bros...
GIVE ME YOUR NARRATIVES
>>27763176Wrong thread., but maybe after the moona mc collabs she's honorary holoEN.
>>27761898We know she can function. The fact that she pretending to be dumb and acting this way put her at bottom tier.
>>27763230gura if she reel
>>27763038Yeah, since Gura's stream is cancelled for now, I'm gonna be out cold for the next 7 hours. See you later, deadbeats.
>>27763106Pain ;_;
sad
>>27763106That's fine. I'm not impatient.
>>27763091I'll try to watch it. I don't see the point in movie watchalongs BUT Chicken always breaks my expectative, so I always give her a chance.
Sorry guys, I told Gura I didn't have any snacks and she cancelled for me.
>>27763116I hope you'll have it up when she reschedules bro, definitely want to watch that classic with all the bros.
>>27763228amelias stream still there though
>>27763203>Gura 1m celebration collab with Mori, Amelia, Ina, and Pekora
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feUzdSm2j_kClaude nearly turned Kiara straight
>>27763228Amelia is just being an idiot. She's still streaming MC in 10 minutes lol
>>27763106LAZY SHARK
chumbuds she abandoned you guys so she could just watch ame's streams
>>27763106fuck..
>tfw ordered high quality studio headphones>delivery is for today>probably won't arrive until after the concertMuh boy...
>>27763254Fuck off
>>27763230I need to... IMPREGNATE
>>27762839https://azm.to/movie/ghostbusters
>>27763233That some IRL stuff happened and now shes busy. Oh well, whatever, it'll happen eventually
>>27761111YOU JUST KNOW
>>27763158They're not? Right arm further away with left arm closer in and on top
>>27763106inb4 she'll play Minecraft off stream
>>27763230https://twitter.com/haz0725/status/1317133414198251521Imagine cosplaying Gura while not hydrodynamic
>>27763230>white wall>huge stain near the light switchI can only imagine how dirty the rest of the room looks like fuck I really want that gura hoodie
>doesn't overlap anything nowBased
>>27763070Bad start killed her momentum, and when she got her second shot with her new mic, she had a breakdown with technical difficulties which made it unlikely for people to give her a third.
>>27763215You have a cursed touch
>>27762592They had only one collab together very early on, and Overcooked at least showed they could get stuff done together.If anything we need more of the lesser seen pairs. We still haven’t had a Gura/Kiara stream either.
>>27763233Every holo is brainwashed by the CCP and is slowly mind-controlling the west to eventually topple the great USA.
>>27763190she doesn't give a fuck anymore, yesterday she said she lives in underworld japan.
>>27763226It might be homework for when they eventually play some ttrpg I hope >>27763260Yeah chicken is my favorite of the holoens. Her streams are always really fun regardless of what happens, though I do think that every En is great.
>>27763106I CALLED THE FUCKING DAY OFF TO WATCH IT
>>27763267>Kiara streams are translated to japanese"Based."
>>27763226Yes, but it's the theatrical cut she's watching so it could've been even longer.
>>27763106My favourites are Gura and Ina.You can only imagine the amount of pain the last three days have brought me.
>>27763230uh....Im gonna...
rescheduled to 27 HOURS from now
*hides empty syringe*Don't worry guys. I know Gura has suddenly become ill tonight and can't stream, but you can all watch me build tunnels!
Give me a reason to subscribe>The gap in subsJeez, what did sharkgirl do?
>>27763106Some crazy bastard showed up at her house with a bag of kit-kats?
>>27763303holy shit
>>27763050Ah, must have been the ame collab, I never got to that one either actually, but good to know.
Yo, deadbeat and unitybro here, I love all the girls but this wild ride is seriously taking a toll on my reps. It's one thing to be inspired by them, especially Ina and Mori, but actively doing things to improve yourself is another. After Mori's concert I've been thinking of just tune in to Mori, the collabs and Amegura's minecraft stuff. I can't handle watching them all live.Anyone else thinks notices that they're sorta sapping your free time?PEACE
>>27761898I get like that too when I'm really fucking tired. I think she was just sleep depraved.
>>27763106Why did she post this in the chat and not on the community tab or Twitter? I didn't even notice it.
I bought the membership just for this fucking hell ahhhhh this was my last free week before I start a new job shark
>>27763106I wasn't going to be able to watch it live, and now I will be able to. Thank you Gura
>>27763279Did you buy off Amazon? If you did you can track em and hunt them down if they shipped it with their own shipping service
>>27763303well at least you can spend time with us! your friends!
>>27763160oh fuck I hadn't seen that someone colored this one
>>27763230Who?
>>27763240ogey rrat and the memes asscoiated with Pekora being integral to /hlgg/s culture makes Pekora a honorary EN
>>27762694oh I knew about that one which is why I praise her perseverance. She didn't even do anything wrong, she was just naive on exactly how autistic antis can be. I'm glad she got past it and came out stronger despite it. She powered through her karaoke soon after and showed everyone she's there to stay.
>>27763303OHNONONNOOHAHAHA
>>27763321Cute + funny
>>27763321a
>>27763332shark brain
10 mins until comfy movie time with gura!
>>27763309Same
>>27763230>10 layers of makeup>beauty filter>airbrushed to hell and backHoly shit. I just can't into 3D.
Don't let this distract you from the fact that, yesterday, Mori was locked outside her apartment and crying as she ate expired convenience store chips whilst waiting for an overpriced emergency locksmith.
>>27762563Send this to her after she moves out. It's way too good.
>>27763303Do you take days off on patch days too?
>>27763303Watch Ame!
I was late deadbeat bros... Wanted to have an SS as close to seven 4s as possible, but had something to do and underestimated the view increase rate.
>>27763263as long as it's a reasonable USA time, yeah. john wick is scheduled in 5 hours assuming ame doesn't cancel
>>27763330The thing that kills my time is this thread desu
>>27763106JP collab planning and lessons, calling it now
>>27763359Anon...
>>27761539You think you have it bad? I know this one guy in Australia who's heard shit you wouldn't believe.
>>27763321Memes are the most powerful in getting subs, same as Fubuki and Korone
It’s in 27 hours fml
>>27763349Now that you mention it, didn't even think about that
>Was just about to set up the movie and get comfy>she canceledwelpat least I can still watch Ina Hades...
>>27763303HAHAHAHHAi bought the membership today
>>27763359Anon-Chama,,, Don't scroll up
>>27763359Uh... about that.
>>27763321Autotune
>>27763303Big kusa, get ready to watch some Minecraft then
>>27763321Japs are some of the biggest numberfagsso getting 1m first is important for the impact of HoloEN as a whole
>>27763321>Jeez, what did sharkgirl do?speak English
>>27763321Carried by design. Not saying she isn't good in other areas but holy shit, choo choo on the sub train!
>>27762667Could she make Kiara kneel?
>>27763321Shark is the luckiest of all Holos, everything has worked out in the best way possible for her. She got several extremely viral moments, her design appeals to coomers and kids alike, and she engages the audience pretty well.
>>27763303>>27762963>working in the current year>not working from home during the pandemic
>>27763289While it's technically possible, there's no way someone is going to put the hand that has to fold across your body on the inside instead the outside.
>>27763106welp, day is ruined
>>27763321Here's your QRD newfag:Watson - female DSP. Don't fall in love.Ina - amazing artist with dad jokesMori - tomboy with great rapsKiara - suffering kino and sex jokesGura - good singer and loli, got most subs cause memes
>>27763303HOOCHA'D
>>27763384>When you realize Gwar's popularity is from facebook and instagram and not real fans of hololiveFeels Badman
>>27763395>>27763393>>27763381aaaaaaaaaaah I just saw the post, I had my ice cream and everything. Oh well I still have ame tonight
>>27763230kimoi
>>27763374This, my zoomer brain is conditioned to enjoy reactions to streams rather than the streams themselves.
>>27763230>that thousand-yard stare
>>27763369just edit the element
>>27763230show feet
>>27762667Anyone got the webm, the one with the sex song?
>>27763070Her first two weeks were a mess of technical issues, and she used to be really cringe but it a painful way, not in a funny way like mori.
>>27762991>Makoto>breasts
What would be a better punishment game for Ina to play?>Eat Cucumber Salad>Play Raid: Shadow Legends on stream
>>27763106hey, I guess this guy got his wish>>27752176
>>27763408>hes afraid of the chink flu
>>27763408Some of us are essential workers who have to interact with people
Good, I hadn't even pirated it because I'm a lazy fuck.
>>27763155>2 hours>gura logs off>amelia stays for 6 hours
Okay I'm actually pissed. This shit has been scheduled for a fucking week and I told my boss that I'm gonna take the day off for today. That something urgent be better good Gura.
>>27763422More like Thousand cock stareUUOOOHHH
Has every hololive en cancelled or rescheduled a stream now?
>>27763369>RIP will hit 5m after the live concert buffI'm so proud.
>>27763106works better for me lol
What's something urgent?
Imagine all the art in few years
>>27763436Roll gacha without rate ups banners.
>>277634080.5% chance of killing a healthy person anon, its only lethal to old people, immunocompromised, and fags
cute!
>Ina cancels minecraftOkay this fucking sucks but ok>Ame cancels Witcher for Minecraft Sure ok this is annoying but whatever she's still streaming>Gura delays Membership streamWhat the fuck is going on here dude.
>>27763436Burn her grailed Nobukatsu live.
>Moona eats a ton>she is actually underweight or average weight but doesn't gain any pounds That's the only answer. She isn't fat she just has the perfect skinny genes
>>27763454hadn't even pirated it yet*
>>27763436No money into gachas for a week
>>27762962Sauce?
Rate her streams from best to worst>Mario 64 suffering>Mario kart 8 salty chicken>First ENxJP collab>2 hours chess>TakaMori Minecraft collab
>>27763464a lot of times yeah, but this is a first for membership stream.
>>27763418>Getting ice cream to watch movies with your oshiThat's pretty cute bro
>>27763321The hoodie
>>27763468I hope nothing serious
Narrative:dog and fox burnt shark's house down to stall her subs
>>27763464Ina did last Wednesday.
I can't believe Cover is graduating Gura just because she's going to hit 1 million before Fubuki
>>27763070HoloEN fans are anti-JP, they're offended that she used Japanese despite saying the stream would be Japanese ahead of time, and didn't understand the beautiful bird friendship that non-EoPs experienced
>>27763428That would be cheating.
>>27763230I no longer find real women attractive.
So is the karaoke cancelled too?
>>27762819lol, didn't really end up that way. If anything she just sort of doubled down in the chatting stream the day after and continued as usual. It hasn't hit her at all.It's just a funny meme now if that.
>>27763361Yuck
>tfw called in sick today>one of my coworkers covered my shift last minuteThanks gura
>>27763392Same
>>27763498boyfriend invited her to go to disneyland. later losers
>>27763494hard to choose theyre all pretty shit
>>27763106no overlap now! based shark
>>27763468Lakers won the playoffs. TIME TO FUCKING RIOT!
>>27763469>drew everyone but sharknarrative bros...
>>27763480>he doesn't knowanon, she's overweight...
>>27763106>not even an apologythis is your god chum cucks?
>>27763494All of those were so good I can't pick one to be the worst.
>>27763495Anon...ame is my oshiBut I like all the girls
>>27763475WOR is the official name of Ame's enterprise now?
>>27763070bad design is the biggest handicap
>>27763509yes
>>27763460stay in your cagie
>>27763190I was wondering if someone would try and sneak something in, since K's was only listening to the first minute or two of each on his stream, but since they're only playing the top ones, I imagine they'll have at least listened to those ones all the way through.
On today's episode of Minecraft
She's doing an apologize stream right? She's messing up lately.
>>27763432>Her first two weeks were a mess of technical issuesShe still seems to be having quite a few, what with INA INVASION and 20% BATTERY popups.
>>27763104Minecraft date?
CUTE!
spicy narrative:this has something to do with the terror act in paris right now
>>27763330>I can't handle watching them all live.You shouldn't. Go get some sleep when you can, that's what the girls always say too. I noticed that MC requires active viewing, but everything else you can just put on the second monitor, zone out and do your reps. As a fellow deadbeat, I advice to take care of yourself first. Missing a live is no big deal, VODs will be there, missing a life is forever, it will never be recovered.
>>27763070>he hasn't seen GurAmeBegone dogfucker..
>>27763506Those were all shitposts.
>ame liked this on twitter
WTF I PLANNED MY TIME AROUND THIS!!!
>>27763106Does this mean the Karaoke is cancelled too?
>>27763480Is she actually? she said in her last stream she's getting kinda chubby
>>27763428Means nothing if I edit the element.>>27763369Same bro. I'm doing my reps everyday to get A*k*t*az to 2mil.
>>27763070She doesn't belong in EN
>>27763506This is some skitzo shit
Yes of course I'll wait for my daughterwife. Patience is a virtue after all
>>27763437kek
>>27763468Nothing. She's just being your usual super lazy Gura. She's probably too lazy to get out of bed or something.
>>27763474Why would i want to kill my parents though they raised me and gave me a good life man
minecraft is fun with cheats
>>27763391I made a nice lunch and had movie open and ready, oh well.
>>27763506I think you're being a bit reductionist. There are some retards and the fact that a large majority of HoloEn's fans are EOP or ESL and no japanese at all. You're gonna have loud jackasses from that.
>>27763559Yes.
>>27763479You MONSTER!
>>27763531no source
>>27763549>this has something to do with the terror act in paris right nowWhat happened this time?
>>27763477Gura said yesterday she was getting sick
>>27761095Huh, 1 ARS = 1 RUB, that’s pretty generous for ARS desu, considering we have almost zero debt, unlike Argentina.
>>27763556she said it was urgent.
FUCK, I ordered pizza for nothing
>>27763505in fact it's just quicker and easier to copy and paste the first 444 on top of the last 3 numbers. grats anon now go tweet this at mori
>>27763469FUUUUCK that's a hot senchou, is she gonna color it?
>>27763566Meant for >>27763465
>>27763070More JP than EN.
I saw people in the chat talking about skipping work for the Gura movie, then it gets fucking canceled.Serves you right fuckers
WHY
>>27763547>ywn rail Watson in the office
>>27763594do your doxx reps
>>27763587I hope she's okay
>>27763544do you need a good computer for all those moving blocks?
I'm not mad. Now I don't have to pick between which of the two I want to watch and I can see everything live.
>>27763584NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DELAY ON TOP OF A DELAY
Just my luck that the first member stream I'd be able to watch live would get scuffed.
>>27763477They all went from 0-200 viewer indies who streamed whenever, to 20,000 viewer scheduled 5/week streams overnight. The stress is getting to them and making them sick/flaky. They will be like this for no more than a month, then they'll be used to it and things will be fine again
I SURE AM GLAD HOLOLIVE EN STREAMS AT TIMES THAT EN VIEWERS CAN WATCH. SURE WOULD SUCK IF THEY STREAMED WHILE PEOPLE WERE WORKING OR SOMETHING. WOULD SUCK EVEN MORE IF PEOPLE TOOK THE DAY OFF TO ATTEND STREAMS AND THEN THOSE STREAMS GOT CANCELED. GOOD THING THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN.
>>27763545Both of those were hilarious so it’s alright.
>>27763584Understandable
>>27763549She's American though
>>27763538No, she said in the art(?) stream that she wanted to recreate her office in Minecraft so she's doing that as a seperate project.
>>27763584>>27763589ok They fucking
>>27763557She knows, 100%. I wouldn't be surprised if she browses the threads regularly, shes always been a meme gremlin after all
something something this is how the shrimps feel right nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynQsDFxTSU4&t
>>27763556Fun fact: the downvote button on YT comments does LITERALLY nothing.
>>27763584>>27763589>no eating ASMRsad
>>27763538>>27763547>>27763475WOR is serious business after all, lads.
Wait did Kiara only budget an hour for the lotr watch along?
>>27763580I can't play that solo without going into creative mode pretty quickly, shit is so boring without multiplayer.
Ame is so cute aaa
Damn, even Gura got her period bad this month too, huh?
>>27763321she awakened thousands of cunnyCHADs
>>27763613Fuck you nigger
Give me your best Gura cancellation narratives. She sounded serious.
>>27763212>expecting clip watchers to watch streams
Well at least I get to watch Ina play Hades without stopping for karaoke.
>>27763632>>27763613Get fucked
>>27763645Only Ina does that shit.
>cucking her members out of a streamFirst time Shark has been based
>>27763613If this is how Gura treats her members, I see her losing a lot of shrimps over time.
>>27763557this was literally her idea first
>>27763594Indonesian women are overweight as fuck
>>27763597Another infidel was gifted a peaceful separation from head in the middle of a public street after he showed an image of Muhammad in class. The attacker screamed Allahu Ahkbar and posted the head on twitter saying it was for insulting their prophet, so we're waiting on the police to find out the motive.
>Ame's stream moved 10 minutesnot this one too
So is moona apart of holojp? shes allowed in the jp minecraft server.
>>27763597someone got beheaded in the street
>>27763529She doesn't want "that" fanbase
>>277632913D sure does make everything feel soulless
>>27763439>he wants to be the average wagieOkay bro
>>27763597someone got decapitated. it would be one hell of a call if that is actually related desu
>>27763632Works for my timezone.
Wait, Miko is in minecraft right now? SHE'S BACK.
>>27763618Don't worry. Not every cancellation is apocalyptic scenerio.Maybe it's just that time of the month.
>>27763640Nah, she's the one that mentioned the movie first after some gosling psoter asked her what her favourite Ryan Gosling movie was in a marshmallow, it's still funny though.
>>27763494They were all unironically at least 9/10
>>27763494I liked the Mario Kart 8 one. She was really building up a rapport with the chat with the whole Tenchou/Employee gimmick and it'll be interesting to see if it continues in the next stream.
>>27763683>Inb4 Ame Minecraft cancelled as well
>wake up early for Gura's ghostbusters stream>it's been delayedfuck... I guess I can live with Ame instead...
Chumbros, so what are you doing now? I'm just gonna work on my project....
How do you feel today?
>tried to call in sick so I wouldn't miss Gura's stream>boss wouldn't give me the time off because he's a dumbass boomer>quit my job on the spot and walked out>come home>Gura's stream canceled and rescheduled
KYUTE KYUT KYUT KYUUUUTE
>>27763494What chess stream? That never happened.
>>27763662Cover suspending her for traced emoted
>>27763363KWAB
Doing my hades reps, even though I probably wont watch Ina Ina Inaaa if Ame streams over her, so many people have been praising the game so I had to give it a go, and the gameplay feels really good the dashing is like Hyper Light Drifter too
>>27763674>I can watch Amelia without missing GuraFine with me
>>27763632EU chads win again
>>27763647No Mario Kart is before LOTR
Confirmed: Gura has Dysmenorrhea !
>>27763604"Based"
>>27763601That's the official exchange rate for ARS, the real exchange rate at today's date it's 0.00561.
>>27763703Mikos been on minecraft a fuck ton while she's been on break...
>>27763662Someone forgot to cook the pot of rice for today.
>>27763544For a second there I was getting flashbacks to FBK digging a hole for 2 hours.
>>27763555Kiara/Mori was the best EN collab.
>>27763570Based.
>>27763723Please be LARP
>>27763599That's 5 for 5 EN girls sick if Gura really is sick now.
>>27763233Atlantis calls, WW3 soon
>>27763682>>27763689>>27763696>Muslims are literally decapitating people in the middle of ParisYou really can't make this shit up, goddamn
>>27763632>Hard sheduling arround HLHow fucking new? JP streamers have been late by up to 4 hours, or not stream at all and apologize later, its part for the course
>>27763662It came up really close to the stream time, so I suspect it is related to streaming somehow. Part of me wonders if she failed to sleep or got drunk or something, thought she would be alright in time for the streams but realised she can't do it
Britbong here. The Ghostbusters stream appears to be happening at 11pm tomorrow. I assume the karaoke will be shortly after.
>>27763556Fine with me since I had decided to watch Ame's memberstuff today, live and Gura and Ina's stuff tomorrow.
>>27760936Ina, easily.
I CAN'T BELIEVE GURA HAS A BOYFRIEND AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27763646but what is it good for?
>>27763723
>>27763494I can't really give a full order since I've not caught up on every stream, but takamori minecraft was my favorite.
>>27763746you can still watch movies with diarrhea, just do it from the john.
>>27763543Lol no. Dogeza is for nipcucks
>>27763781Sorry you had to find out like this.
>>27763772Yeah if you watch fucking Shion.
>>27763477>>27763768They are taking turns getting sick
>>27763494Subaru collab > Surprise Ame + TakaMom debut MC > TakaMori MC > Mario Kart > the rest
why are people saying that gura got decapitated?
>>27763781Why not? I've been here the whole time telling you.
>>27763629I'd be stressed streaming to one person let alone thousands.
>>27763477Their cycles have synchronized.
>>27763735>repsJudging from that screenshot, you just started the game.
>>27763781yeah his name is Watson
>>27763662Still trapped in Amelia's rape dungeon
>Ame logs into Minecraft>Gura is onlinehow would you react?
>>27763594She's skinnyfat is my best guess. Or she's tall and her weight doesn't matter
>>27763682>>27763689>>27763696Well, fuck. Time to visit /pol/
>>27763662she had the VHS but not the VCR
>Kiara awkward as fuck and sticks out like a sore thumb in EN collabs when no one plays off her gags>JP collab she constantly is talking and laughing with each other the entire streamYou did apologize once you realized she has just been held back by lazy twitch streamers right?
Guh, guess I'll watch Watson then.
>>27763635How nice of Amelia to still stream right after :)
>>27763662gura hasnt been paying taxes for the past years and the IRS caught up with her
>>27763733Those weren’t even her fault and she already issued a public apology.
>>27763796Sorry, I'm not a deadbeat. But you do you.
>>27763800the oji-sans need to discipline her
>>27763723Please for the love of God be larping.
>>27763768Beheading people is a time honored tradition in France, what's the big deal?
>>27763106Please ARCHIVE IT ANYONE NO MATTER WHAT JUST DO IT!You don't need to share, only archive it, please. Let's not repeat yesterday's mistake.
Welp, time to go to bed then. Next EN stream is Ina in 4 hours, right?
>>27763825what a dumbass shark
>>27763662She found the bread and is now hospitalized with mold inhalation
>>27763781Yes me
>>27763781I can't believe Gura likes Great White cock
>>27763662She found the bread.
Ame right now, after finishing her "late sandwich".
>>27763826No she's the one who HELD BACK her genmates.
>>27763723Big if true.
>>27763768>It was literally over images of their fucking cunny loving prophet >AGAINJesus fuck Tarrant please come back
>>27763823I'd laugh at the cumchuds and falseflag in this thread like I always do.
>>27763812No shame in being a newbie anon, my post was implying it too
>>27763781Yeah she's tired from me chumming in her hoocha all week
>>27763623Unironically yes.
Hey guys it's Amelinecraft Watsoncraft back again with another Minecraft video for you guys.
>>27763662If she needs the whole day off it's probably somewhat urgent. Maybe a friend / family member has been sent to the hospital or something.
>>27763230
It's Minecraft curse...
>>27763549I live in paris and this post is what made me learn the news. Uh
Imagine not working from home lmaoooooo
>>27763662Good news: Bread has been found!Bad news: The bread found her.
>>27763842They're not using the time honored tools to do it. That's sacrilege.
>>27763857Oh no.
>>27763774is it a copyright issue?
Good thing Amelia never starts at the start of the hour, Pekora is on the last touches of her gundam.
>>27763781yes, it's klaius
>>27763676Yes, the postponement was malicious and deliberate. Meds.
>>27763859after ame leaves the discord channel
>>27763870Careful Anon, you're being too based.
>>27763753She also made the thumbnails for that big among us collab and is presumably announcing her return in... 8 hours? noon jst
>>27763662My friend won't let anyone but her or the dog breach 1 million, and has contracted a hit squad to make sure its that way.
>>27763897I have done nothing but send bread to the nether for the last 3 days
>>27763897kek
>>27760963OK, but seriously dude, there is absolutely no way in hell she accidentally promoted to Rook TWICE.You're right that she is far from a mastermind, it's clearly shtick. But at the same time, she also plays it up that she's bad.It's half I'm-really-bad-so-I'll-pretend-to-be-even-worse-for-cover and half let's-troll-chat.
She finished just in time for me to catch Watson's stream, yaaaaaay!
I just finished taking a shit. Just in time.
>>27763632We are one month in and we still have people who don't understand the English speaking world encompasses more than three timezones.
>>27763897We gotta kill it.
Who the fuck cancels a stream 5 mins before it starts? That unprofessional as fuck.
>>27763768The more time passes, the greater my need to get the fuck out of the dumpsterfire that is Europe. This fucking continent is doomed.Anyway, let's not turn this board into fucking /pol/.
>moona has been streaming minecraft for 6 hours againi kneel
>>27763943Based usagi
>>27763662Shes sick
>purchased T3 Gura membership>fail to pay my internet bill as a result>internet access blocked >break into my neighbors home and kill their dog looking for their wifi password>go home>stream canceled and rescheduled
>>27763946>and we still have people who don't understand the English speaking world encompasses more than three timezones.The only one that matters is NA.
>>27763513>frog poster
>>27763662The lost bread loaf grew 8 legs and started wrecking havoc in the house.
>>27763897AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME FROM THE BREAD NIGGERMAN
>>27763859>Gura cancels stream: "S-sorry guys something came up! I have to cancel the stream!">Amelia delays stream: "Sorry everyone! Delaying the stream to eat out this cunn- I mean sammy!"
>>27763857I laughed out loud
>>27763908Can you explain to me why Pekora is popular? Is it just like Gura in the fact that she is a loli?
Ame's avatar is cute but I wish she wasn't played by a person who is so ugly on the inside.
Mori really gets some nice art on twitter.
Starting soon! Everyone get in the cart! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8t0NGySzg
>>27763966I hope none of the shit you guys are posting is real
>>27763966There is no tier 3
Why does Artia act so unprofessional compared to the other Holos?
>>27763957Oh fuck, now I have to join Kiara's membership as well
>>27763992Huh?
>>27763981the closeup of their sloppy drooling kiss in the bottom left corner is great
>>27763957Kiara Lego Chess stream when?
>>27763676>treats her membersSuffering some kind of serious urgent situation? None of her members are upset at her about this, faggot. It's probably something family related.
>>27763837As if that has ever mattered.
>>27764006realized after i posted
>>27763966Nice try but Gura only has 2 tiers of membership
>>27763972how many timezones does NA alone have again? you americans are so fucking retarded it isnt even funny
>>27763966>purchased T3 Gura membership
>>27764007Duyu rery breb da?
>>27763943
>>27763662Nasty yeast infection that requires urgent treatment.
>>27763956Someone who has something really serious come up five minutes before the stream is supposed to begin.
>>27763662HyperNenechi breached the outer perimeter of her subterranean bunker compound. She needs some time to relocate.
>>27763957>paying to watch that shit
>>27763321Why does nobody like the bird?
>>27764024Don't reply to bait.
>>27763946One would think they would want to target the timezone with the largest concentration of English speakers and money. Hint: it's not whatever shithole you live in.
uuuOOOOOuuuuOOOOhttps://twitter.com/camilitroxCR/status/1317171117040279559
>>27764040Five, I think.
>>27763991Her commitment to Minecraftprobably what Watson is aiming to do
>>27763845what happened yesterday?
>>Get ready for movie watchalong with popcorn and soda>>No movie watchalongSad. I hope it's nothing too serious.
>>27763810who is the dominant one though
>>27763682Oh shit, its actually a picture of a severed headNot sure what I was expecting
>>27764006>he doesnt know about the hidden tier 3
I'm catching up on the Kiara/Subaru collab. Holy fuck this is great.
>>27763735>>27763812doing my reps too, although i'm further in than Ina will get already so I won't be spoiledI want to see if she's better or worse than me at the game though
>>27761123"Big Guhs, huh? Welp, see ya later!"
>>27764040Do your geography reps, you stupid euro.
>>27764075Ina deleted her stream and it was lost forever.
Whats the chances Watame had something to do with this?
>>27763731>What chess stream? That never happened.It was real anon. It wasn't a dream. It wasn't a nightmare. It really happened and you have to live with it.
bros, what's the optimal way to do a watch-along? is having the stream in the background good enough?
>>27764070five is greater than 3 I think? so >>27763946 is right, I think?
>>27763981This artist is very talented. I didn't think you could manage to make yuri grotesque but here we are.
>>27763321Sharks have always been a draw. Look at sharknado, jaws, and shark week has been going every year for god knows how long.
>>27763662doxxed I hope not
>>27763943Nice Transformer.
>>27764040There's Six.There's only 3 that matters. No one gives a fuck about Alaska and Hawaii and Mountain standard time is a fucking meme.
>>27764079Come watch Minecraft and John Wick with us and then we'll enjoy Ghostbusters and Karaoke together later!
ikuzoo
>>27764040>>27764070seven. you forgot about canada and alaska.
>>27763632Do you not know what the word urgent means?
>>27764114It's traced.
>>277641121 Ear has the movie, the other has Ame
>can now watch all 4 streams instead of them all overlapping Happiness in tragedy
>>27763662His voice changer broke
>>27763688Shes still a part of ID i guessing its because the latency isnt terrible so playing on the jp server is possible
>>27764079It's just her boyfriend getting off work early. She's getting pounded right now for sure. I can almost hear her a~ a~ a~ a~ a~ with each push.
>>27764130Are we going to cytube the movie again?
>>27763991I'm not even a big Pekora fan, but her minecraft content is usually good stuff.
I wonder if I should go take a nap right now or just abandon sleep altogether before Mori's big stream. I wanna watch both Ame and Ina too.
>>27764068Wonder why this didn't show when I checked the hashtag just now. Twitter is awful.
>>27764112Two monitors: one with movie and one with stream.
>>27764138Those are not America
>>27764112optimal is 2 monitors for movie and for a stream. go get your old crt
>>27764004Well, Gura doesn’t have three tiers, for one.
>>27763632>I SURE AM GLAD HOLOLIVE EN STREAMS AT TIMES THAT EN VIEWERS CAN WATCHEngland gets the streams at perfect times
>>27763723You know that there is zero point in watching it live if you don't participate in the chat or in this thread right?
>Ame stole Gura's bread>Gura stole Ame's BGM
>No BGMThis day is cursed
>>27764055>not watching this shitAnonchama, I pity you.
>>27764112I get the wide aspect of the movie and put it across the top of the screen, have the stream below it so most of the live2d is visible.
>>27763662anxiety attack
>>27763533I told you guys she was a sociopath.Because why wouldn't an internet memelord be a sociopath.
>>27763662she has covid
>>27763723>chumtards
>Minecraft bgm comes on.>HHEHHEHEEHAme pls...
>>27763676I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt that it was an actual emergency. That said, it's real fucking bad that it happened on her 2nd member stream ever at the last second when everyone was already there and waiting. Hopefully she doesn't make a habit of this.
Why is she playing the same 1 minecraft OST, was it autism?
>was going to miss the watchalong because of a dentist appointment anywayShe did it for me. See you later virgins.
>>27764172he asked about north america.
Eating my sandwich
>>27764231>was it autism?was there a doubt?
>>27763688Moona is the only holo ID who likes minecraft that much. If there was a HoloID server, it would just be Moona playing by herself.
Fuck. I was really looking forward to today's membershrimp streams....Hope Gura's okay...
Amelia fucking HATES streaming
>>27763991she's genuinely funny and the best prankster gremlin that you like to see succeed as much as you want to see her get bullied
I thought the thing with Amelia and SEAmonkeys was just a meme.
>>27764130Sounds fun!
>>27764240Boyfriend's name is sandwich confirmed
>>27763662She has to fight her twin in a battle to the death.
Sorry guys my seed was a bit too potent and uh... well Gura and me gotta go get her some of those "pills for the day aftr" you know
>>27763826Her jokes are too potty mouthed and sexual in English that's why they pretend they didn't hear her.
How do you lose a BGM?
>>27763851sasuga bread-kun
Did I miss the shark movie night?
>>27763991>peko>loli??????????
>>27764260how new? this is every vtuber
>>27763643and?
Tb.h I'm glad she cancelled the stream because I'm stuck wagecucking right now.
>>27763991I enjoy watching her commit war crimes in minecraft.
I'm pretty sure Ame hasn't updated her fanart reel since it became a thing.
>>27763662Gura wanted to play Minecraft instead
>>27762895picture in picture is pretty great.
>>27764291Yeah it was great. Not archived tho.
You guys do realize she rescheduled for Ame's sake?
>>27764165I have to take a nap right now because I had trouble sleeping yesterday and got up early for KiaraSuba, but I can't stop fucking around.
>ame sick>gura sick slowly afterwere we wrong this entire time? do they actually live together vs. having discord sex?
IT'S NOT MY FAULTMY SANDWICH LAGGEDBUGGED SALAMI MECHANICS
>>27764291Yeah
JUST WAIT AND SEE!
>thread devolving into how you ruined to watch Gura's stream and it didn't pay offI get it why she is a shark when you of in the cold chumbudies of out hot eat the cuhmbuds
>>27764260Wow 1 guy, very compelling evidence.
On a lighter note, it will be easier to watch the Ina and Ame membershrimps streams tonight.
>>27764240Code word for cunny, that other poster was right
Amelia saving us from dead hours!!
>>27764298I don't mind because I like that one picture of her looking like Sherlock Holmes from Fate/Grand Order.
Well..... at least this means no overlap with Ame :cI'm going to be sad if this means Gura can't even watch Callie's concert live, she was looking forward to that.
>>27763662She is actually a superhero and had to go murder some religious people
>>27763991watch her translated clips, shes really talented when it comes to streaming and coming up with entertaining stuff
>>27764260the amount of SEAbuddies in Botan's chat is actually hilarious.
Made the biggest spread for breakfast to eat breakfast with gura while watching ghost busters...
Look at all that gold
BOOBAA!!!!!
>>27763556The urgent thing was she didn't want to overlap Amecraft
BOOBA
BUBBA
>>27764165If you're an EU deadbeat, Mori's streams will go till 7-8 in the morning. You should probably take a nap, unless you want to risk falling sleep. That's what I'm doing anyways, evne though I want to watch Ina.
>>27764154i'm not even gay but kinda hot if true
>>27764040>can't figure time zones based on longitudes>calls others retarded lol
>>27763643It's actually good to get downvotes on YT, since it increases engagement and pushes your content up on the algorithm
Buuba
>Ame did her sleeps repsWhat have (You) done?
>>27763991Watching her flip her shit
>>27764333What did you spread?
>>27763991Pekora is a friend to all children
Hello, here's a hypothetical trolley problem:You have SNZW's doxx down to face and name. Its "public", but very hard to find, online information.How would you contact the streamer formerly known as snzw about this, so she deletes the offending profiles, in such a way as to not sound like a deranged psycopath blackmailer. Do you call Cover, do you call her, do you email her?In minecraft, hypothetical, but please respond its very interesting.
hi bubba :3
booba
>>27764316I...what?
Ame has to be pretending to be stupid with not know how to make gold blocks into bar
>>27764316....did you have a stroke bud? You okay?
>>27763943Is this Gundam Inle????
>cant unhear BOOBA!
I like Gura's sister.
>>27764361your mom
Why would you do this?
CMAN BOOBA START BARKING
Hm, Ame is better than last I saw
>>27764316Did I just have a fucking stroke?
>>27764068this is amazing
>>27764316What the fuck
>guras membership only stream happens on my day offperfect>delayed to my workdayFUCK
>>27764316
Meidos, why the fuck are you banning people for posting reaction images?
>>27763991https://files.catbox.moe/t730r5.webm
>>27764392me too.
I fucking love how excited she gets over the smallest thing in minecraft.
>>27764397:(
>>27764371>ifunny
>>27764397KEK
>>27764396Fuck this guy.
>>27764396These people are well and truly fucked in the head.
>They glow in the darkTerry Watson
I Minecraft turning Amelia into the cutest creature bestowed upon this planet bros..?
Just joining to Ame,did I miss any news?
>They glow in the dark.T-Terry?
>>27764316Yes, that's why.
>glow in the dark niggersAME WTF
>>27764432Not ifunny.
I swear they glow in the dark!!!!!
>>27764202You say that, but tonights concert is at 3 am and all the group collabs start at 5 am, which is like the worst possible hour to do anything.
>These pickles glow in the dark, look>Places them in broad daylightOh Ame....
>>27764396I don't know what goes through peoples heads when they send stuff like this
>>27763991She's just a natural character.
>>27764396That's sure to fill someone with happy energy hearing that.
>>27764327Concert’s seven hours out, I hope she can.
>they glow in the dark
>>27764396I will never understand the people that donate shit like this
>Made plans for minigolf>Gura cancelsFuck, is my tiny haffu friend Gura?
>>27764396>watching Amelia at my mom's funeral in her honor
What did I miss?
>>27764396Just wanted to post this. The stream has just started and these people are at it already for fuck's sake.
>>27764316This is a jp poster.
>>27764375>>27764384>>27764406>>27764409>>27764419today i teach you
>>27764396He means he lost his mom in a game of hide and seek
>>27764397my sides...
>>27764414Did she say when she was going to reschedule it?
>>27764316Anon if you can still read this please yourself an ambulance.
>>27764397>gills???
>>27761898ADHD and most likely also autism.it only makes her better
>>27764396>Reminder that Kiara responded to a superchat about of a dying stage 4 cancer patient
Someone restream the Ame watchalong please.I need something to fill the Gura void but I am too poor to afford more than one membership.
>>27764396>Thanks for streaming Amelia, by the way my house burnt down and my entire family died. This is my last money and I'm giving it to you, you deserve it. I'll go on a shooting spree in some elementary school and then off myself, good luck with your tunnel digging!
>>27763966This place comes up with the best bullshit on this site.
>>27764438No, it's just revealing what was always true.
>>27764469>showing my dead mother the shiny Amelia coupon
>>27763991>>27763991She's actually good at Minecraft, is an all-around great entertainer, her antics and practical jokes are genuinely hilarious, her tone of voice and mannerisms make it so you can enjoy whatever she's doing without having to actually understand what she's saying, she openly talks about her social anxiety which is relatable for a lof people, to name a few.Also, she's cute AND funny :^)
>>27764316Lol what? Is one side of your face sagging or something?
They're all hitting their debut crash at the same time.They haven't been sleepingThey haven't been eating properly because the stress kills their appetitesThey've been constantly busyThere's only so long you can go on for before the fatigue catches up and you crash hard. You start to feel sick because malnutrition and sleep deprivation compromises your immune system.
>>27764316Brain damage?
>>27764318>InaShe doesn't have a membership stream today though
>glownegros slow down there, ame...
>>27764316Chumshitters eternally BTFO.
>>27764492>Gillsanon...
>>27764467ummm....
>>27764449If you're not LARPing, email Gura's account with the info and how you found it so she can take it down herself. Don't say anything else. Don't be a creepy fucking concernfag trying to use it as an opportunity to talk to her or become her friend.
>>27763705cancelled for the whole day tho
>>27764497yeah and she handled it perfectly
>>27764316Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>27764492Gura is Ame's pet.
>>27764316Anonchama... Your thinking reps...
>>27763662>>27763375
So first Ina bf came to visit and Guras bf. Ffs they should send them the fucking schedules
>>27764414>There are people on /jp/ now who unironically have jobs
I don't want to share Amelia with everyone else anymore, I want her just for me
>>27763028started going for that rubber hose animation look i'm guessing.
>>27764492anon...
>Greetings from Germany, my whole family just died off cancer but I enjoy watching you kick Bubba's butt! Kill the animals hoyp!
>>27764316"pardun?"
>>27764371Probably contact her or cover via the appropriate channels to remove anything that could link the things together.
>>27764371i can't believe you found out gura is a black man, i thought i was the only one
>>27764521
>>27763991>Pekora >loliI think Gura is the first
>>27764549She cute.
WILL WE EVER HAVE A STABLE SERVER?
>>27764555same
>>27764483Looking at her membership notifications shows it’s been rescheduled for tomorrow evening UK time. Don’t know if that’ll stick though.
>I might do it in the back maybe>It's be the watson's backdoor
WATSONS BACKDOOR
>>27764549>donating with your official channel instead of a throwawayBad look there shark
>>27764316What?
>>27764549Cute shark
>Watson's backdoorAme please show us your backdoor
>>27764561it looks like a tiny arm is coming out of her neck.
WATSONS BACKDOORUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>27764396Amelia attracts the sob story types because of her own sob stories. It shouldn't really be a surprise
>>27764371Holy shit ifunny is not her , how many times do we need to go through this
>>27764555lole
>>27764549What is it about Ame that attracts the sharks?
>>27764397Is this a reference to the comment of Amelia muting the stream to do something like throw Bubba on the wall and say to stop yelping or he won't be getting any food today?
>>27763991Her Moona collabs are better than anything EN has done.
>>27764549Hate this fucking bitch.
>>27764549>only 5 bucks.Yikes. is this the power of indies?
>>27764551You understand how ridiculous it would be to do that
>>27764614Imagine its not ifunny.
>>27764371if its the zoomer looking girl with pink hair, its fake you retard. lurk more
>>27764561Anon you're a few months early
>>27764316https://files.catbox.moe/233rqo.mp4
>>27764371Anon, if she was findable then she would have been found already.
>>27764549>Ina>Gura>Now ArtemisAmelia attracts all sea life
>>27764449Email her directly and tell her where and what to delete, don't leave it up to incompetent ass Cover. She'll probably appreciate the heads up if you word it like a normal human being would and don't spaghetti all over in the message
>>27764596>donating with your official channel instead of a throwawayIt would defeat the purpose when she's doing this to leech off of HoloEN
>>27764549Shark harem
>>27764596That's what Watson used to do on her old account. It's a reasonable way to network.
>>27764316What
Bunch of memelords thinking someone had a stroke because they've never read the oven copypasta
>>27764549Shill shark please go. I have other non-holos to support.
>I don't wanna make it too asymmetrical waaaaaaaaaaaaaahAME, YOUR AUTISM
>>27764610Nice job showing that (You) don't watch the streams
>>27764640so ridiculous to be true
>>27764371I dunno man, post it on reddit for karma and in these thread for (You)s. What do you think you should do? Jesus, obviously you contact cover via their form and fuck off. Why even bring it up that you found HER info. Its not relevant unless you want attention you larper
>>27764477now where could my pipe be?
>>27763826She's good when she's just with Calli.
>she's playing minecraft againpoor soul
>asymmetrical>balance...
>>27764549I hate this person so much already. Shameless and desperate attention grabbing shilling everywhere.I'm officially her first anti.
I just love how Ame did a complete 180 on Minecraft.
AAAAAAAHHH WHAT'S THE NARRATIVE FOR GURA CANCELLING HER STREAMS TODAY IS THERE DRAMA IN HOLOEN IM NOT AWARE OF AAAA
>>27764662I like this narrative.
>>27764371Wondering this exact thing as well. Got too retarded trying to find more about her past last month and while not incriminating at all, would be nice to get any links to her former self scrubbed
>>27763106https://streamable.com/m3jws2
>>27764619Lots of delicious fat in her chest area.
>>27764549>Artemis of the blueMore like Artemis of the jew
>>27764710Sorry dude, I've been an anti since the moment she got shilled in these threads and I wish people would stop giving her attention.
>>27764705Don't cry for her, she's already dead.
>>27764596she's doing it for exposure
>A library? That's for nerds
>Amelia>PekoMikoMoonaSorry Watson...
>>27764596but then she couldnt advertise herself
>>27764710>firstnot so fast buddy
>>27764596Eh most of the holos do it
Ame hates nerds.You're not a nerd are ya?
>>27763492twitter took her talking about wanting to be 9 years old because you don't care about the opposite sex yet and spun it into a narrative that she's a pedo, honestly I don't know why people here even try to spin narratives when woke twitter does it all the time for free
>Ame wants people to help populate her town
>>27764710Honestly I'll reserve judgement but something about her being shilled so hard before even debuting is annoying af
>>27764675That and her avatar clips have done a good job of getting her pubicity. It'll be interesting to see what she does with it.
>>27764696Doesn't matter if she herself doesn't talk about themthere's already tons of easily accessible info out there about her.
>>27764724See>>27764371she's deleting all traces of HER
Alright, which one of you told Ame to build a 3D bedrock remover
>>27762115This guy sucks i had to silence any recommendations from him after he made a video about Mori’s roommate titled “who was mori before hololive” fuck that faggot.
>>27764711Her autism is powered by her friends. She had no real motivation without friends, but now she just wants to build stuff to support the group, even if it's become an addiction.Better than getting salty at Fps games
>>27764661This is a retarded line of reasoning and is objectively false.
>>27764724Gura is actually Artemis.
>amusement parkoh no.people were complaining about the JP server being disneyland
>>27764747MIKOTI!
>>27764549attention whore
>>27764724>>27763662Did all the narrativefags get banned? This is the time we needed them the most.
>She's building water trapsNice
>>27764710I was already an anti when she was first announced, since she was so transparently trying to piggyback off Gura.
>>277634941st: 4.5 hours SC reading2nd: holo-birds colab3rd: debut stream
>>27764772me? she mentioned it?
>>27764632>>27764549yeah how is this seen as anything but self-promotionget your own clout
remotely controlling gura's vibrator while she is on stream
>>27764371If she was foundable it would already by posted somewhere. So either you are wrong or just baiting
>>27764661the you know what doxx were not found for nearly 3 weeks despite being a google search away
I love Ina!
>>27764734Why are you doing these e-celeb bullshit coupons exactly? Wondering the motivation here.
peko
>>27763494All of those were pretty good, I only dislike her Fire Emblem streams.