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alright,
it took a while, but
I think
I have their identities figured out.

Not funny image is really not very funny.

>>2778157
I think the only minor amusing thing you managed to put on there is that you misspelled Joan Of Arc.

>>2780283

Did someone say Joan van Ark?

>>2780283
And MacGyver.

Archer = Robin Hood

You can bet money on it!

Does that mean Jesus is living inside the grail?

Second Grail War: 1800s

Saber - Miyamoto Musashi
Archer - Arjuna (or maybe Hippolyta?)
Lancer - Achilleus
Assassin - Hashashin (Female)
Rider - Jeanne d'Arc
Caster - Solomon
Berserker - Beowulf

>>2780586
You drink from the grail you drink Jesus juice?

>>2780684
I would love to see that war.

>>2780684
What would Solomon's ability be?
'Any baby within sight split in half'?

>>2780684

But Archer would spend the whole war getting bitched at by Krishna.

>>2780742

It would be pretty fun to take him to a nursery.

>>2780742
He probably can use magic from the Lesser Key of Solomon. Which contains detailed descriptions of spirits and the conjurations needed to invoke and oblige them to do the will of the conjurer

>>2780684
Miyamoto takes weeks to appear after being summoned.

>>2780742
Solomon had a magical ring which allowed him to bind any demon he summoned.

>>2780684

This is now a build-a-HGW thread.

Saber - Siegfried
Lancer - Longinus
Archer - Odysseus
Caster - Baba Yaga
Rider - El Cid Campeador
Assassin - Original Hassan-al-ibn-Sabbah
Berserker - Cu Chulainn (YOU KNOW HE'D BE BETTER AT IT THAN A LANCER)

>>2780684

i came

>>2780780
Shit i completely forgot about that ring of his.

>>2780791
>Caster - Baba Yaga
Well, you've got my childhood horrors unearthed.
>Berserker - Cu Chulainn
No clothes version, eh?

>>2780791
Berserker Cu Chulainn would be too good. I mean Riastrad and Gae Bolg? God Tier right there.
However Rider might not be a bad choice for him as well.

>>2780806

>No clothes version, eh?

No SKIN version.
Riastrad is crazy.

>>2780807
I agree, a good berserker would probably be someone like Grettir the Strong or Harald Sigurdsson, maybe Cnute the Great

>>2780807

Lancer doesn't have Eternal Arms Mastery; he can't use Gae Bolg while in Berserker Madness.

Lancer = Zhao Yun
Berserker = Beowulf
Rider = George Washington
Caster = Nikola Tesla
Assassin = James Bond

I want Bern as my Caster servant...

Berserker = Goku

>>2780791

>Caster - Baba Yaga

CHICKEN WALKER NOBLE PHANTASM

>>2780831
While that is for the best in terms of "fairness", it is still kind of ridiculous considering all the shit Cu Chulainn did.

>>2780829

>Rider = George Washington

Ability to fjord frozen rivers!

Saber = Celes
Caster = Terra
Archer = Edgar
Assassin = Shadow
Lancer = Mog
Berserker = Sabin
Rider = Setzer
Avenger = Kefka

>>2780829

>Rider = George Washington

Ability to ford frozen rivers!

>>2780862

Avenger doesn't work for Kefka at all. Kefka has never done anything good in his life.
Sabin doesn't work as a Berserker. He's always in control. That's what Martial Arts IS. Terra can be a Berserker, though, with Esper mode.
Celes would be a better Caster and Saber goes to Cyan. Set, Heaven's Fantasy VI.

Grail war underwater edition

Saber - Spider crab
Lancer - Giant squid
Archer - Crown-of-thorns starfish, shoots its stomach instead of arrows
Caster - Box jellyfish
Rider - Pram bug amphipod
Assassin - Bobbit worm
Berserker - Any octopus. You don't want to piss off an octopus, those fuckers beat the shit out of sharks when angry.

>>2780882

>Lancer - Giant squid

Oh SHIT.

Those fuckers tango with WHALES, man. WHALES.

>>2780862
>>2780871

Berserker is umaro, I mean, how more obvious can you be.

>>2780888

Non-human, cannot be summoned.

Same goes for Mog, though, so I guess we need a new Lancer. Make Edgar the Lancer, and Archer can be Locke (wielding Boomerangs).

>>2780862
You can also have Gau as Berserker or Rider.

>>2780896

Gau works for Berserker too.

But nobody likes Gau. Fuck you, Gau.

>>2780829
>Caster = Nikola Tesla
Whoever happens to be the servant is going to hate their electricity bill.

Needs a vampire squid

Saber - Hercules
Lancer - Hercules
Archer - Hercules
Caster - Jesus Christ
Rider - Hercules
Assassin - 'Satsujinki' Nanaya Shiki
Berserker - Hercules

I have no idea who would win this one.

Saber : Paladin
Archer: Sniper
Lancer: Lord Knight
Assassin: Stalker
Rider: WhiteSmith
Caster: High Wizard
Berserker: Assassin Cross
Avenger: High Priest

>>2780899
KHAAAAAAAN!

Saber - Jeanne d'Arc
Archer - Billy The Kid
Lancer - Guan Yu
Assassin - Sarutobi Sasuke
Rider - Genghis Khan
Caster - Merlin
Berserker - Beowulf
Avenger(?) Vlad III The Impaler

>>2780910
lolwut

>>2780906

I'm voting for Hercules (Archer).

>>2780907

What good did Vlad III ever do in his life? Avengers have to be evil people that do good things. In Nasuverse canon, this has never actually happened.

I still want to do a short story based on the second grail war using my picks.

Jeanne would be fanatical, self-sacrificing, betrayed moe. And pretty weak as a servant, overall.

>>2780923
>however, the people of Romania refer to Vlad as a savior to their nation and continue to justify his method of torture as not uncommon for that period in history.

Saber = Panther
Caster = Sherman Crocodile
Archer = Sherman Calliope
Assassin = Kubelwagen
Lancer = Elefant
Berserker = Maus
Rider = Tiger
Avenger = Goliath

Saber = Batu Khan
Caster = Merlin
Archer = Artemis
Assassin = Kawakami Gensai
Lancer = Alarich
Berserker = Lu Bu
Rider = Boudicca

>>2780923
Funny, through that theory then you can have Josef Mengele has an Avenger.

You can call him evil through society's standards, yet his advancements in the medicine field is undoubtedly a good thing.

>>2780971
So you put a Greek god in the Grail's rooster? You know that can't be done.

Saber = Mio
Caster = Perrine
Archer = Lynette
Assassin = Lucchini
Lancer = Sanya
Berserker = Eila
Rider = Shirley
Avenger = Neuroi Girl

Saber: Frithiof
Archer: Zhou Tong
Lancer: Saitō Musashibō Benkei
Caster: Circe
Rider: Ramses II
Assassin: Brutus
Berserker: Skallagrimm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-2BzE4fqsU

Obama- Archer? dual blade mode

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Lance

Invincible Lancer?

>>2780999
>Assassin = Lucchini
DO WANT.

>>2781019
see
>>2780791

Saber: Elvis Presley
Archer: Kurt Cobain
Lancer: Freddie Mercury
Caster: Jimi Hendrix
Rider: Janis Joplin
Assassin: John Lennon
Berserker: Jerry Garcia

Protagonist: Jack Black

It'll be the rockinest Grail War ever, coming this summer from Univeral Pictures.

>>2780992
True, i might not be thinking straight(to much booze), then possibly William Tell or Daniel Boone

I was jizzing in my pants until I saw jack black and the balls went inert.

also needs more rob halford

Theoretically, none of the heroes can be christian.

>>2781052
Arthur was a Christian... depending on which mythology you follow. Does search for the holy grail, you know.

>>2781052

No, they just can't be Saints.
I mean unless you're saying Gilles de Rais wasn't Christian.

>>2781069
If she was christian, then why didn't she burn Merlin at the stake for practicing magick?
aren't christians against that?

>>2781083

Because he was probably a True Magician, and couldn't be burned at the stake if you wanted to burn him at the stake.
Also, because magic was known to exist, just as the Grace of God.

>>2781047
Dave Mustaine is still alive. To become a heroic spirit you have to die first. Or be an awkward Japanese boy with a magical time machine or some shit.

>>2781083
Magic isn't exactly per se heretical in Nasuverse. It's certainly considered abnormal and unfitting for most clergy, but mages are left to their own devices, for the most part. If there's evil afoot using magic, then the Church will have the Association hunt it down. Likewise, if it's Dead Apostles and such, the Association usually leaves it to the Church to hunt down vampires and the dead.

In Nasuverse, some clergy use gifts of God which are basically on the level of magecraft. They can heal, create barriers against unnatural power, and fight against true demons/possessions.

>>2781131
Fine.

Randy Rhoads.

>>2781075
Actually if you think about it, under the rules of the Nasuverse every single saint is probably a Heroic Spirit. Probably most of them aren't very good for the Holy Grail War (since most of them weren't exactly fighters) but hey.

>>2781133
In the visual novel, it seemed like the priest, kotomine, would've gotten in trouble if found using healing magic.

>>2781138
Most would probably end up being caster if summoned.

>>2781032
It can be done actually, Artemis might be a deified human for all we know.

I might as well pull up my old lineup.

Saber: Afrasiab. Dude lived like 120 years and fought with his grandson all the fucking time. You know this shit is on when your grandfather is the villain. Vader has nothing on this guy. Also has his own cyberpunk fortress. Lawful Evil.

Rider: Rostem. Invincible tigerskin coat and a horse that eats lions. What else could you ask for? Afrasiab's grandson. Lawful Good.

Caster: Arawn. Laidback dude from what I can tell from his myth, but being a fairy king without also being a gigantic faggot makes him cool in my book. Also dogs that herald death and Wyld Hunt (though the latter is more associated with his successor. ) True Neutral.

Berserker - King Midas. Punch people to gold. Punch your daughter to gold, go crazy. Actually, pull an Arthuria and make him female. Donkey ears moe. Chaotic Neutral.

Assassin - Tamamo no Mae. Breaks Hassan rule because if you lived some 3000 years you'd have enough mojo to pull it off too. Wants to get her body back, is still locked in a rock, intends on using the Grail to pull that off. Backstab everyone, plans within plans. You know that bitch. Neutral Evil.

Lancer - Sun Wukong. Everyone else is fucked. Summonable because Tamamo fucked with the rules. I don't think I have to tell who he is. Double Chaotic.

Archer - Persian Immortals. Their Noble Phantasm allows them to come back as long as their Master is alive, reflecting how the real Immortals replenished their numbers after every war. This does mean the only way to get rid of them for good is killing the Master, so the poor fucker who summoned the ten thousand better win the war. Alignment varies.

>>2781131
Are you forgetting the fact that Saber isn't dead?

>>2781151
I guess thats true with artemis, I mean Hercules was Zeus's son even if he is only half god.

>>2781157
giggled

all of your archers don't have enough swords

>>2781166
but it wasn't Hercules that fought as berserker
it was Herecles.

>>2781174
They are the same person.

>>2781187
One is based on the other, they're from different civilizations

>>2780901
>But nobody likes Gau. Fuck you, Gau.

Wind God Gau, Catscratch Fever. God tier Berserker.

>>2781157
The King is gone, man. We need to accept this and move on with our lives. It'll be okay, do you need a hug? Well too bad, there aint no hugs here. This is the Land of Rock, so grab your Flying V and express your sadness with an 80's power ballad.

In other news, Grail War 2: Rock of Ages will be coming straight to DVD and Blu-Ray this holiday season, featuring all your old favorites plus Keith Moon as Avenger and Jim Morrison as True Assassin. Available only at F.Y.E.

>>2781198
either way he's half god

>>2781198
>they're from different mythology

>>2781213
True Divinities can't be summoned by the Grail, both Gil and Hercules can be summoned due to being two-thirds and half god respectively.

>>2781167
>>2781212
Saber didn't become an Heroic Spirit by dying, she was yanked out of her time still alive and was enshrined in the Throne. An exception, like EMIYA and such.