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はあちゃまえちえち
きtら!!!
This feels invasive
wait a fucking secondDon't tell me there are retards in this fucking thread that listen to ASMR with fucking speakers
I love Towa.
Is this supposed to be enjoyable or is Haato just shit at it?
what the fuck is this sound haachama
What is the relation between these videos?
Roboco, your construction reps...
TIME TO CUM BOYS
well since my knees are gone, it's good my ears are being massaged.
this is said every thread but, im gonna be first. Im gomnna com
It feels like I'm getting my ears cleaned. Thanks, Haachama.
Ahhh ~ the whispering~
>EAR BLOWINGIM LOSING IT
Getting earfucked by Haachama!
I'M FEELING IT
>fap noiseHaachama has a dick!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48Get in here faggots
>amazing 3d"""live""" curry shilling concert>Suisei's long awating 3d concert day after was a collab fest and amazing>this lovely dog cat couple singing and rappping hearts at each other just a few hours laterSo blessed to get these 3 back to back.And fuck the redditdragon.
>chaama making you feel good
It’s like I’m in a cave how do you fap to this?
>>27896939she's uh... she's trying... probably
kneel before the chama.
why does roboco have a bdsm thumbnail
I FEEL THE CHAMA OVERTAKING ME!
Yo
>Mio's model permanently stuck in a pained grimaceThey really need to figure out the at-home 3d face tracking
oh yes, haachamagive it to megive me the giggles while you rub the slime all over my earsgive me the whispersask me if I'm feeling goodor niceyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>Mio gurenge3 times in a fucking day let's go...
>>27896918>>27896920She secretly has a boyfriend though doesn't she?
I FEEL LIKE IM BEING TORTURED WHILE THIS BITCH ASKS ME IF IM FINE
Do you people unironically like haachama ASMR? Because is so bad that is funny, this not even erotic
CURSED ASMR
Y-yes, I'm feeling good Haachama
Xoomers WW@
Gurenge?
bros Im horny
>>27896945shes a combat robot, not a construction robot
MY BLAIN...
>>27896984she's her own cumpet
OoT... Skyrim...
The fucking slime noise was so ecchi
Is it even legal I heard she is just 17
I might never be able to get the slime out my ear, but I'm just happy to be spending time with Haachama.
haachama holy
Post Chamas, I need to coom
I feel violated
>finally comes back>has to prostitute herself with ASMR to regain her audience right awayWhy is she such a massive slut?
What happened to YouTube banning ASMR? I remember her having a hell of a time trying to do ASMR for members months ago.
The fuck is she doing
>>27896911>>27896720
HAACHAMA YOUR BREATHING INTO MY EAR IM GONNA START COOMING
Mio gurenge
H...have you coomed yet, Haaton?
>>27896984Donkey is sexy
HAACHAMAAAAA
Haachama is reminding me of when I used to go to the chinky place for a rub and tug.
I feel like an alien is trying to bore into my skull, I shouldn't have got the good headphones out.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Another Gurenge
I love Aqua!Aqua appearing in Pekora's chat https://youtu.be/JWW6ZBcU65c?t=209
Quick, any haatons here?What does haachama do in members and how active is she there?
I can't fap to this. It's just too funny and cute. It's making me giggle more than anything
>>27896939Yeah she's shit at it, but nothing is better than ASMR from the girl you love.
My retarded daughter is trying her best! Don't you dare laugh!
>>27897023love nene
>>27896935par for the course for the imbeciles itt. im not even surprised
my left ear feels like someone is trying to dig out a stick of earwax like that one shrek used for a candle
my ears are violated
Wait, so I've never listened to ASMR before.Am I supposed to jack off to this?
>>27896975Don't shitpost with my wife and her girlfriend thanks
I feel like im getting tentacle raped in one ear while being whispered to in the other.
I am c
The breathing in my right ear is hot but the fingering of my left ear is uncomfortable
>>27896973Ok, but I will keep my audio mono, I really don't like ASMR.
it feels like she is directly attacking my brain
>gurengeFucking hell
>>27896939Its probably a combination of her being bad and a shit mic
my blain...
>people fap to thisI guess haatons are really just as brain-damaged as Haachama
>>27897023god dog
HAACHAMA TRYING HER BEST
>GurengeMiosha...
Gurenge Love
>Gurenge againPlease stop.......
>GURENGETHIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I"VE HEARD IT TODAY
pekoーら好きだ!!
>>27896918>>27896898>Holo pretending to give us an eye exam asmr when?that is the one thing I miss since I got my laser eye surgery. I got to lie down in a comfy chair in an air conditioned room for 15 minutes while an asian woman in her late 20's or early 30's said "better, or worse" over and over again.
COOMERS SHUT THE FUCK UP MIOSHA'S SINGING
>gurenge againMiosha...
ooooofffff
Please don't let Moona log in...I just want to watch Pekora play Minecraft
STOPSTOP SINGING GURENGE
>>27896981YAByamero, moudenai>>27897052ASMR
>>27896938Gen 4 idol outfits when?
>>27896938Thank you for this blessing, Suisei. I will now subscribe to your channel.
Sound like she shove the mic inside her.
Haaton meido, if you are here. Abuse your power just like last time
PECOR BTFO
Wtf mio
>>27897029She’s picking up where she left off. She was going to do this the day she got suspended.
>>27896987SNOOP DOG
i'm going to be honest, asmr does nothing for me
Even if we were exclusively basing it on design alone, Haato is still the most fuckable gen 1 girl by an extremely large margin. It's outrageous how hot she can be despite being the most retarded.
MIKOTI AISHITE
Oh no chat
エリートMikoち!
I wonder what Korone and Okayu are doing now that their stream is over
>>27897029The ASMR was supposed to be before she was chinkbanned
Here come the retards crying about gurenge again
My ears are being cleaned and my soul is being healed
Fuck's sake, this is the third Gurenge today.
>>27897066Yeah just go with it
>>27897066yes
>GURENGEI'm so tired of this fucking song.
Joining hololive is guaranteed success isn’t it
AAAAH Haachama is fucking my ears with her futa cock
Oh boy, is time for gurenge!
>>27896715Ok throw away streamlink.Download the youtube-dl zip, and extract it into c:/ytThen go and download ffmpeg and unzip it into c:/yt/binin that c:/yt folder make a new file and name it ytdl.bat (if you dont have view extensions on in explorer turn them on bing for how)right click on ytdl.bat and choose edit. Paste in this command:c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*Now any time you want to download a YT video, press win+R to open the run prompt, type cmd and hit enter. In the command window type cd c:/yt and hit enter. Now just type ytdl <paste in the YT URL> and it will download it. If the download fails due to a server problem or connection timeout just press up (last command) and hit enter and it will resume. Easiest is to just keep a window open that's ready to go in c:/yt that's what I do. I download a few videos a day like this.
>>27897066You are supposed to close your eyes and imagine Haachma standing behind you molesting your ears while you touch yourself gently
Uhm... Yea... I guess ASMR isn't for me, have fun degenelates
>>27896974Fuck off attentionwhor. Good holos (Unlike Mel) are streaming at the moment
>>27896935PEkon
>>27897029Dick makes the chaama work
>what do you want me to say in englishDICKS OUT DICKS OUT DICKS OUT GET IT IN YOUR HAND
My right ear feels like I'm venturing into someone's insides.
>Lets GoLETS GO
>>27897105Soon please.
>>27897047It feels like that even in shit gaymer headsetI want my next chapter Shiromanta you fuck
I'm having a good chuckle mate.
I need an adult...
Pekora made Moona an experimental USADA HYBRID SHOES.What a good boss.
>>2789702019 soon
>comment whatever you want me to sayHnnnnnnnng
>Japanese teenager gives me a massage while talking in semi-broken english, in australia.this takes me back.
HAACHAMA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING
>>27897101I smell a fat leech...
>>27896994been locked down for months
>went inside Miko house>creeper spawn in
Yabai
>all these idiots who think ASMR automatically means you're supposed to jerk off to itjust sit back and enjoy the ASMR feeling, retards
Is this what the brain_fuck tag is like?
>Dying messageharsh lol, but seriously what was with that creeper?
>takes requests >people spam poggers
>>27897101It's too late anon I'm logging in RIGHT NOW
kimochi...janai.... jitsuwa.....
Is Haachama turned on?
>>27897121Matsuri and Mel are much more fuckable
>>27897023LOVE NENE AHOY
>>27896918Everyone else is cooming while I'm enjoying Mio singing.
>>27897030>>>/qa/
Fuck I don't want to miss Pekokino but this ASMR stream is good. Update me when something happen pekobros.
>what do you want me to say in English>SAY POGGERS XDGod I fucking hate these people
Just clean my ears like normal, Haachama...
>>27897115haaton meido is sharkmeido
Cover seriously needs to get more permissions for music. It's the same ten damn songs every stream.
HAACHAMACHAMA HEAVEN
https://www.reddit.com/user/7216_official/comments/je3fkp/hello/Next please!
>>27896939she's kinda shit i guess, that said i never got any tingle ever since chocomatsuri ASMR
>>27897029Newfag
>>27897023>Okayu singing cat
>>27897141rumao @ windows
>do ASMR stream>touch the mic over and overwhy do they do this
HAATCHAMA HEAVEN GONNA MAKE ME COOM AIEEEE
>Nice English voiceDebatable >You're so cuteI take it back
HAACHAMACHAHEAVEN
>>27897126sex
>>27897121
I want to thank all the anons for all the positive Fubuki posting as of lately! Let's continue to support our friend!
>Opens Mios stream>that voicew-whoa....
>>27897040wait a second...
>>27897105Not soon enough.
>>27897117Who's give that review?
Is this what it sounds like to be swallowed by someone?
>This is heaven>Haachamachama heavenSure why not
>>27897185I don't know, but i am
I feel like I'm being lobotomi
>>27897179>>27897200That's not very poggers of you bros
>at work>haachama's ASMRI'm threading some dangerous line here.
Haachama's plump soft body hugging me from the side while she whispers in my ear and plays with my other ear.
>>27897096I AM COOMING TO MISO'S SINGINGYOU CAN'T STOP ME
>>27897141>c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*Oh shit anon what are you doing?
>>27897023>please love neneNo.
What is Haachama doing in my ear?
>she said I love you to meSee you later losers
>>27897185when isn't she
>>27897160It's just an experiment under the pretense of gift.
>>27897141or juststreamlink *link* best -o ytDLisSHIT.mp4
>i love you
pekonanora
HAACHAMA I'M AT MY FUCKING LIMIT
>>27897141for streamlinkstreamlink <link> best -r filename.mp4
>>27897029Every holo is a slut in their own way. Just wish some of them would admit they're my pretend girlfriend like haachama.Also she was gonna do this stream on the day she got banned, so it's mostly a coincidence.
>>27897148turn over baby.. oooh.... you want suck??
>>27897054As soon as she started talking in English I started laughing. "Oh, you said I love it, not I love you". STOP MAKING ME LAUGH, HAACHAMA, MY BONER IS DYING HERE.
>>27897170did you have your dick out then too?
Haachama I can't masturbate to this, you're making me laugh.
>I love you tooAnd I came.
>>27897141holy based thanks anon
>>27897067he only shitpost is the redditdragon. Rest of hololive is amazing.
what the hell is going on in my skull
Mion...
>>27897092I don't see you fuckers bitch when they keep singing Lion
>>27897176Supposedly some people don't get that feeling. I assume those are the people who think ASMR is a jerking off thing.
>>27896993Go where?
>>278970803 weeks of pent up seben
Please help me oh god I expected to be in for something amazing since 3 weeks ago but this is totally out of this world help I'm hyperventilating my head is spinning and my hearts beating so fast it hurts but I still can't stop myself from watching Haachama...
>>27896263The bump ended, the people new to her lost interest and her viewers went back to normal levels. Probably feels pretty disappointing after getting her hopes up about growing.
>>27897023>please love nene ahoy cuteno need to ask
>>27897126Probably shlicking to the thought of one another in different rooms.
>>27897221festival
Lord ChristI am gonna die from fapping
>>27897219I-I don't mind gurenge now...
>all these Poggers in the chatI'm gonna fucking murder someone for real
I FEEL SO FUCIKNG TICKLISH
>>27897023>kino week
>>27897202I listened to an indie utawaku the other day and it's so fucking refreshing hearing different songs for once
So i bought HyperX cloud alpha S headphones for this asmr.
>>27897204Festival...
Rayconns suck, I hope I'm the only one with a pair of these, at least they were a gift...
What's the enchantments on Pekora's Hybrid Shoes?
What is the meaning of Poggers?
It feels like Haachama is sloshing my brain wtf
>>27897121Her horny retard energy only enhances her design
>I love youI LOVE YOU TOO HAATO
>>27897251fucking it
I hope the anon who waited 3 weeks makes it a tributePlease
>>27897240Shut up
>>27897222Not sure about vore but this is definitely what it sounds to have someone tounge your ear.I would know of course...
>>27897176I would say ASMR is more like a massage of your eardrums more than anything
POV you hold your head underwater in the bathtub
>poggersThese people...
God I fucking hate twitch fags
>Zero(0) tingles so farMy ears are fucked from noel's roommate
>what is the meaning of poggersboner is dead
it's like haachama's putting popping candy into my ears
>>27896994It's me.
>HAACHAMA SAY POGGERSRUINEDITS FUCKING RUINED
Stream ruined. Fucking twitchfags
Mio looks like in a constant state of deep pain
>>27897176I can't, ASMR is not enjoyable for me.
Sorry bros... I'm not gonna make it, I'm not going to see that asmr, everytime I try I feel I'm going deaf or having some sort of stroke. At least Mio mama is singing
>>27897141Also, you should add this if you want to use youtube-dl--hls-use-mpegts
>>27897251laying eggs
P O G G E R S
>>27897095>laser eye surgeryIt might be off-topic, but as a fellow blindfuck, is it worth it?
>>27896911 Da Pump - If
>>27897023>holy ceo cute bun
>>27897160wait i dont catch it whats the enchantment?
>naked, dick in hand, full mast, eyea closed>haachama: I love you too! Wait, you said you love it, not me. Sorry, I misunderstood.Fucking lost it.
She said it bros....she actually said it
>SHE SAID THE POGGERS
SAY POGGERS
>>27896939Her last one was good. Being in English is handicapping her.
>is it a bug wordHAACHAMA?!
>>27897246
>>27897280I assume some of those people are idiots who listen to it with speakers.
Mio's 3D model is as shitty as RBC
pog stream
>>27897141my entire ojou archive was deleted, fuck towafgs
told you the tourists would ruin it
retards in chat....
>poggersdick instantly limp
POGGERS DUDE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
>What is the meaning of poggers
>>27897217Fubuki is the cutest!
FUCK TWITCHFAGGOTS
>>27897221>>27897117Matsuri left that during her really early Minecraft stream last week. Was a day after the oversleeping drama?
>immediately saying a word she doesn't know the meaning of after being suspended for 3 weeks for saying word
feels like my brain is being raped by haachama
Mio's been doing her singing reps god damn
>poggersI hate twitchtards
>Poggers ASMR
>>27897281Back...Honestly if they bring back swimsuits hololive would become so strong not even the algorithm could stop it
omg reddit bros she said the word! Haha!
For some reason I bet Haachama would give really good thighjobs :^)
>WHAT IS MEANING OF POGGERSOH NONONONONONONONONONO
I'm envious of Haatons. Where is Mel's ASMR where she drains her chocoball bull's cum out of her pussy ???
I keep hearing boogers for some reason.
>>27897307Pogsorry...
http://poal.me/5qddnthttp://poal.me/5qddnt>http://poal.me/5qddnthttp://poal.me/5qddnthttp://poal.me/5qddnt
>>27897121always has been
>40k watching the CrrepeShowno not the ASMR one, I honestly thought this stream would have less than the usual 30k
I'M POGGING IN MY PANTS UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOH
>>27897290These are the faggots that make up the English fanbase now
Haato-sama needs asmr reps...
>>27897326How come they call Gootecks poggers? How come they call Pepe monkas? I feel so old even though I'm not a grandpa yet
artia asmr
All my wallies are melling away...
>>27897332I do not blame you, I think I will enjoy being happy today over aroused.
>>27897355be careful posting that anon, it might get deleted...
Fuck poggers
>>27897224how are watame & luna this cute??
>"let ag yu wogies meru awai"cute
>>27897204matuli...
>>27897373it's not rape if it's consensual anonchama
>>27897271ESLchama?
>daddyOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
POGGERS FOR DADDY
I FEEL THEM SQUIRMING IN MY EARS AAAAAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE NIGGERMAN PLEASE
>>27897023>korone kino rapdamn right it was kino
>daddyLETS FUCKING GO
>burst out laughing at her asking what poggers meantFuck
FUCKING POGGGGEEEEEERS
>daddyIM GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>daddyBROOOO
>Daddy
>>27897175kek, they killed the CN sever? Holo CN graduation soon
I will never know what Aqua and Pekora said about their off collab cause they both kept it as a member only stream and no one will be able to translate the clips.
>>27897186Fucking niggers from a dying platform with only like 50k concurrent viewers lmao. How do they manage to permeate all the good streaming sites with their toxicity. Hope Twitch goes the way of Mixer soon, no way they make enough to keep the lights on if it wasn't for Bezoz daddy giving them money.
Daddy...
>DaddyNo thanks. It feels like an actual child is trying to arouse me.
POGGERS DADDY
>Poggers or daddy. DADDY
>chance to have her say some cute or sexy>poggersgiving internet acces without limitation was a mistake
>Daddyoh fuck
Meh. This is one of these things that I just don't get. Feels weird to see so many people flipping out while I feel nothing. Must be the tism.
guys i've saved atleast a 100 images today from these holo threadsis this normal?
>daddyok instantly came
She actually said poggers...
God dammit stop saying poggers you fucking idiot I am limp again
GODDAMNED
oh no now i'm thinking about papachama
>ASMRI don't get this shit, only reason I tried watching was because it's her comeback. Do people really get turned on by this? It's just grating to me.
>She actually said poggersAnd now my boner is dead. FUCKING THANK YOU CHAT
>Poggers daddyThis confused my dick
>DADDYAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHH I'M GONNA COOOOOOM
>DADDY OH GOD
As an ESL faggot I'm having a really hard time understanding Haachama right now. It would be unironically easier for me if she just spoke Japanese.
>>27897141this is garbage what is wrong with you
>>27897387I also fap to "Mel's" ASMR.
You newfag retards are not ready for Noel's ASMR...
>>27897121Retardation is actually part of the charm. But honestly, how can you say this when Mel, whose design is pure sex, exists? >>27897187Matsuri design is cute but I can't help but think "what an annoying bitch" everytime I look at her flustered face.
Alright this pogger shit ruined it for me.Fuck these subhumans.
>>27897246EXTREMELY based.
Sora had fun in Minecraft and she got to interact with her kouhais.. now she will have to complete Ankimo house all by herself......
>LotionO M O
>>27897435>>27897432>>27897430>>27897427>poggers daddy?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.LOTION
>>27897367How can you not love her?
POG ASMR
>daddyIM COOMING
Okay right now i love the bugmans more than the retards in hachama chat
Sorry I rofl’d when she said poggers now I’m soft again
>>27897300I'm going to post it https://youtu.be/nxOHQ4wNKzg
>>27897425Go back.
LOTION OH SHIT>>27897224they need to fix luna or watame so the coloured bit on their skirt & stockings is on the other side.
>>27897440>DFC Chammawoah
>>27896935If you have good speakers placed at 180 degrees, it's pretty much the same.
>>27897023>moona retarded>love nene ahoy cute>okayu singing cat
I don't like ASMRI don't like ASMRI don't like ASMRI don't like ASMRI don't like ASMR
>daddy and ara ara in the same sentenceMy boner is confus
what the fuck did you just say Akai
>is poggers nearly meaning as daddy?UHH, POGGERS???!
>>27897397We're watching both. So far Pekora is more fappable and Haachama is more funny.
Haachama...
HAACHAMA WAIT NOT THE LOTI-
>>27897217Friend always has everyone's back, so let's support her the same way she supports her Friends!
>>27897023>OkaKoro hope
>LOTION
is this avante garde asmr?
>Poggers daddyaaaaaaaaaand now im soft
>Let all your Wall-Es Mel awayHaachama is sticking up for her colleague even at a time like this.
holy fuck i came, fucking daddy. that surprised me. jesus fucking christ
How much alcohol did they send to Lamy.
>>27897204That's not how you use that site menhera...
Why is she putting lotion in my ears?
>>27897442And?
Why would Mio unironically use her 3d model? It looks so bad and the mouth tracking is horrid.
>obligatory https://youtu.be/HMs20hxj12s
>Haachama making fapping noises OH YES MY FUTA FANTASIES HAVE BECOME REALITY
Ah yes, she is lotioning her feminine penis
>poggers daddyIt's time to fucking nuke twitch.
>>27897342and then she said "poggers" immediately after
LOTION KINOOOOOO AAAAAGH
>what does it meanbased Haachama
>>27897381oh no, I feel sad again, I miss a lot of shit from Hololive
>>27897204Seems more genuine that Marine's first post.
>>27897160They're gonna explode at some point, aren't they.
>>27897175I guess 5ch narrative might be correct this time.
poggers asmr
Haachama... stop saying it...
MEMBERS PLEASE SHAREONEGAI!
>poggerss whatss mean?She sounds like gollum
SHE KEEPS SAYING IT
>lubing my ears with lotion and slime while she says gay shit like poggerT-thanks Haachama
>>27897448Those are baby numbers, anon.
>>27897447I'm not exactly squeamish but I actually feel like vomiting for some reason, trying to stick it out since it won't be archived but I didn't realize how much I was not a fan of ASMR.
YOU COULD HAVE HER SAY ANYTHINGAND YOU MAKE HER SAY POGGERSYOU FUCKING RETARDED BRAIN DEAD MONKEYS
Well this took a dumb turn-->Lotion
>PoggersI wonder who is behind this request
Stop ssying it onegai....
Please no more poggers
She was scared to say poggers because antisplease be considerate when requesting meme stuff
>>27897446I wanted her to say "I'm back darling" or something fucking twitchniggers I wish they'd stay in the EN whores channels
POGGERS
>poggers ASMRHaachama PLEASE
>Just say poggers I beg you
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
Only Haachama can make twitch lingo sound cute and arousing.
Can we now officially declare 10/19 as the day Hololive won and turn it into a worldwide holiday?
STOP IT
POGGERS DOOD
>PoggersOk it was nice till it lasted, back to Peko
Pekora ruined the iron economy of the holoserver LMAO
Maaaaaaaan what is this? I just got on I didn't expect this at all.
>she won't stop saying itmy sides
I will literally murder every single twitch retard.
Stop dick! Don't cum to poggers!
>>27897438Aqua almost died searching for macarons in Tokyo
>poggersKILL THESE FUCKING PEOPLE HOLY SHIT
>poggerswtf
>>27897480>pog me daddy
I didnt know artia was doing asmr
These threads turn into absolute garbage whenever there is an ASMR stream.
POGGERS BROS EPIC!
>Usada heybrid shoes
Usada Heybrid Shoes
>>27897175中国虫のみんあさん。。。何ってこと。。。勝利ではなく
fuck i can't stop laughing when she says poggers
>>27897555Which one? There's a lot
Someone better share the archive
>pissing off your JOP fanbase with an english only ASMR for your returnI never disliked a video this fast before.
>USADA HEYBRID SHOES
dont care still came
>>27896939Works on me but I'm really weak to sounds like this.
I'm gonna say the P word
>>27897573Judas..
>>27897469>haha you guys won't believe how good she is lmao
EOPs ruined my ASMR session. Thanks I guess. Back to mama Mio.
I fucking hate the youtube chat.It's like they enjoy the chat being an unusable meme garbage dump, are these guys all 12?It doesn't matter what the streamer does it's pog kusa from the start of the stream till the end.Who the hell even sits there just typing pog kusa all day long?
Ah yes, that's the good shit
IM COOMING TO THIS RETARD SAYING POGGERS ON AN ASMR COOM COOM COOM POGGEEEEEEERRRRASSS
Haachama is going to go on another vacation.
>>27897454*hits pipe*
>Listening to Mio's singing on low>Pekora's Minecraft on medium (watching)>Haato ASMR MAX VOLUMEAll at once. Why aren't you winning?
Holy fuck I can't stop laughing it wasn't supposed to be this way bros
>luna just lording over Roboco, watching herWhat the fuck?
My ogd it feels as if she were just here in my room
I fucking hate twitchniggers so much, holy shit.
My headphones are shit but still enjoying this.I membered at the start of the stream, gonna buy high end headphones and watch it again.Anyone knows good headphones for listening to ASMR?
if this wasn't archived the poggers asmr would make haachama incline super hard
HEY MOONA
>Usada Heybrid Shoes
今日もかわいい!
Well, I just nutted to a girl saying "poggers". What the fuck?
pekora misses her pet
you accidentally just busted a nut to Twitch chat ASMR
>poggers what's mean>poggers, poggersStop, please, stop.I can't believe twitch culture literally singlehandedly ruined an ASMR
>>27897352It's a jerking off thing.
Should have been members only
>>27897439fuck you
STOPS SAYING POGGERS YOU'RE RUINING THE ASMR
Why did she stop using the slime? I don't like ear cleaning.
D U R L I N GDALINHANIIII
thank you this is nice
>usada HEYbrid shoeskek peko
>>27897217Fubuki is the true queen of hololive, I believe her when she says everything will be okay as long as she's here
LMAO poggers
>>27897175So long gay bowser!
Publicaly executing twitchniggers when?
>Twich has killed the most hyped up ASMR with one single word
>She's saying poggersOK, goodbye
I hope you all die slowly and painfully.
Bros... she can't pronounce darling...
>>27897613Go seethe about it on reddit, fag
I knew it wouldnt live up to the hype, but this is worse than I thought it could ever be
Miosha...
>>27897280I don't get that feeling at all. But I still kinda like it since it's the closest thing we have to being able to transmit touch over the internet. Haachama's fucking my left ear and it feels fine.
>>27897381The way her tail wraps around her thigh...Holy fuck
>>27897387Anon-chama, I hope you're only pretending to be retarded...
Now what we really need is for her to say that everything is gonna be alright.
>>27897665>ywn be usada's heybrid shoes
Is this waterboarding ASMR?
I can't believe I'm getting hard to this
I came anywayIt was pretty pog
Botan will also be taking part in whatever is happening on the 24th.
>>27897639>are these guys all 12?Yes>Who the hell even sits there just typing pog kusa all day long?Twitch niggers
>>27897355they're stupid they should link content on their channel like Senchou didwtf is this low effort shit
>>27897661That's not your headphones, that's Haachama obliterating the microphone
Making this shit public was a fucking mistake. Should have been a member only stream from the start. Jesus fucking christ why do twitch kiddies have to ruin everything.
TALKING ABOUT GURENGE IS NOW FORBIDDEN IN THIS THREAD
>>27897590Sure, we need an anti-25th
peko is is saying goodbye to the moon on stream right now...
I hate twitch chat
POGGERS BROS
THE LOTION!!!!1
>thanks for everythingI can't believe Moona is dead
God i hate these idiots.
>>27897639Mostly Spics.
Yet another example of twitchniggers ruining things for everyone.
>>27897175
i wonder why playboard doesnt show haachamas supacha revenue
So where is Ayame?
She's a good girl.
This fucking slime sounds the same as trying to clean my ear canal when it was infected
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY POGGERINOS
thankful pecor
Pekora is a good senpai...
Are you aroused, anon?
>>27897665I'm lost, what did she mean by heybrid shoes?
literal angel
SHE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT HOW SHES GONNA STEP ON ME BUT INSTEAD THESE RETARDS MADE HER SAY POGGERS
>>27897665Why's she making shoes for Moona?
>>27897639>are these guys all 12?a lot of them are probably unironically middleschoolers posting from their phones in school
Can you?
Do you guys actually fap to ASMR?
justin.tv was a mistake
that was a nice ogey
Darling!
>>27897639i fucking hate everyone in that chat
You fags coom to this? Lmao, pathetic.
>>27897635Mama Mio...
>>27897743>>27897747Peko...
WHY THE FUCK SHE HAD TO ASK FOR THINGS TO SAY HOLY SHIT WHY
Is the alien inside your brain yet, anon?
>>27897661/g/ archive should give you some good ideas or the /mu/ sticky if it's been updated recently
She would benefit from learning a thing or two from the Noel x Marine ASMR. Stop pouring lotion into my ears for 20 minutes while saying poggers holy fuck
>getting filtered by poggersplebs
>>27897770later tonight yes
Mio has the best vibrato in Hololive.
Our CEO's concert hashtag finally made it into trending! Well she already hit number 1 easily with #新人vtuべr but this is different I guess.
>>27897706Beautiful
>>27897725LET'S TALK ABOUT HOMURA INSTEAD
>>27897185I don't feel it, man. She sounds like she might be having fun, but I can't feel the love in it. Then again it might be because I'm comparing it to Noel's and Noel's rommates ASMRs. Even Patra's ASMRs can make you feel the LOVE behind them.
>>27897740Locked in the basement to prevent jinxing.
>>27897747>>27897756this makes it sound like she's leaving forever
>>27897626She had it planned right before her suspension. Gotta clear that backlog.
>>27897702I honestly hate watching it live for that reason. The chat is idiots typing poggers 24/7
>austratian girl say poggers as she stuffs lotion on someone's earsWhat a great scene.
>Coco caved and apologizedlol the yank fears the big Chinese cock
>>27897735Spics use Facebook. It's Euros and burgers
>>27897752I'm actually just confused nowif she keeps saying poggers I'm just going to start laughing
>>27897175Civia...
>>27897770No I cry to it
>>27897770Only if it's blowjob/shlicking ASMR
>twitch chat ASMR
the fuck did she say?shuba shuba shuba?
>>27897752No, fucking gootecks keeps popping into my head everytime she says poggers, I can’t get hard.
>>27897803>She sounds like she might be having fun, but I can't feel the love in it.Like an actual whore.
i thought this was supposed to be relaxing its giving me a fucking headache
>madman in chat saying feet on the mic
>>27896413>Her pronounciation is a lot better than I remember.She was always merely pretending.https://files.catbox.moe/usdcmt.webm
I never really got the appeal of this ASMR stuff. I guess it's a sexual thing but it's not even that hot.
>>27897800Fucking nice.
Gurenge is poggers
WTF why would haachama say something so silly I'm tearing up bros she's supposed to be serious and sexy at all times!
>3 weeks of abstinence just for this stream>"This nut shall be legendary">Takes long enough because not premature ejaculator>Hear Haachama saying "Poggers">Boner instantly diesI feel betrayed. Not gonna lie.
>>27897729Twitch is the fucking cancer of the internet. There should be no reason a platform with only 50k concurrent viewers should have this much sway.Please just let the fucking site die already, sell it to YouTube, or merge it like they did with Mixer and Facebook. Just make them stop.
>>27897740Banished by the powers of the cat
>>27897743I'm not crying YOUR CRYING
>she said it not once, not twice, but like FUCKING FIVE TIMESMy dudes, I just cant. I'm nearly closing the stream. This is the biggest disappointment I ever had with anything Hololive related.
>>27897467>>27897709Huh ?? I genuinely want to hear every glop !!
>underaged retards spamming stupid memes in chatThank you HololiveEN!
>>27897668
DO YOU FEEL IT NOW MR KRABS?
What's the fastest way to Brazil?
>>27897281Back. Back to the past. Watamurai Jack.
>Aqua members stream>Pekora is a fun person to talk withNarratives completely and utterly btfo
>>27897760Good boss reward her employee.
>poggers on your body
STOP SAYING POGGERS
>>27897838god I fucking love Red-kun
I'm confused is she doing all the souns with her mouth or is she using something to make blowing noises?
>>27897792I expected nothing less from a haachama english asmr stream
>kimochiHaachama trying to salvage the stream but fucking chat...
You are all just mad that poggers is the only fucking word Haachama is pronouncing correctly
>>27897770only to Mels Roomate
Noel/Marine asmr had me rock hard.Haachama asmr... This aint it bros.
Poggers... berry funni...Joke... berry haado...
>Pekodam looking straight at 5h gen hoouseYab
>haachama will start screaming poggers in her insane videosFuck this, why did it have to be like this?
>just saying poggers over and over again>not like lick my feet or kiss my shoe or anythingwhy even live
>>27897605Also Aqua and Pekora weren't able to order anything at the yakiniku place because they are too shy so they make Subaru do it for them
>>27897812seethe harder chang
>>27897752>Found this>Touches her>She's scared and very aware of me>I SAY POGGERS>She asks what does POGGERS means>I ENTER INSIDE HER ANYWAYS
>>27897747Im missing this over poggers...
>>27897543Yeah, I went from hard to laughing to limp in a matter of seconds
How Pekora has 40k+ every stream? Almost same or better than HoloEn but her growth is just +3k every day.
>>27897805it's because we're at the end of this season of Hololive.
I’ll fap to something else this is funny af tho noKappa
>>27897840for me it's relaxing.
>>27897719>>27897761That explains it>>27897774Same. I always wish the chats would be more chill and actually usable, but it's crazy all the time
Motherf-ing chillsMio got a new mic huh? I remember she was peaking it an awful lot in the past but the high notes are so good now.
>she keeps saying poggersI'm completely flaccid
>>27897770you don't?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9B4hYxD3kc&t=60s
I love ASMR but this is unrelaxing. I keep laughing and smiling too much
>>27897858are you retarded or something? haachama spent the last three months cultivating this audience
>>27897885>the heartbeat part...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHwe need more of those
>>27897847God damn twitch zoomers
HAACHAMA IS BLOWING IN MY EARS HELP
>>27897838>bogan haatoevery fucking time
>>27897752Kind of? The wet ear rape has grown on me, and her saying darling and "I love you" is good, but then she says poggers every other word.
I MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMRI MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMRI MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMRI MUST RESIST COOMING TO THIS ASMRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Luna Roboco てぇてぇ
>>27897756>>27897747>>27897743What did you Moona do?>>27897769I still can't say that. I have fond memories of watching S2 of Haruhi starting during the rebroadcast of S1 with anons.
>>27897847>getting filtered by a wordWierdChamp
>>27897777Please keep talking like this
This is incredibly arousing
>Pekora riding into the sunset while Mio sings her soulful songMoments like these make it worth it
JESUS CHRIST HAACHAMA
>>27897840It's not a sexual thing (although it can be).It's just a combination of certain noises that can relax a person and cause a tingly sensation on their back, shoulders and/or scalp.Apparently not every person is able to feel it.
>>27897020As of June, there are no underage holos. Aloe possibly could have fit the bill depending on which doxxing faction you believed, but none of the current cast is underage anymore.
>>27897835Lets get her to do it boys
>>27897805Why do you think HololiveID and CN have been acting so spastic on Twitter lately? Artia liking porn, Moona just being based. They are shutting both down due to the Bugmen infestation.
Luna keeps watching the work
>slime with the lotionHAACHAMA
why does it sound like haato is eating pop rocks?
She's not saying anything because the garbage chat has not put anything good forward. I'm trying but I'm being drowned out by poggers and my name is Jeff
Haato, the chemical reaction...
>>27897770There is some pretty good stuff out there.
>>27897887Jannies have outsourced their weapon development to Usada Construction
>>27897066I mean, it supposed to makes you feel sleepy or comfy like it's the exact same feeling when your gf blows or play with your ears if you ever had a gf like that unironically I can't jack off to ASMR
I have never wrote something in any holo's chat and never will.
>>27897933Their collab with Aki was so fun
AAAH!!! TEH LOTIION AGAIN!>SLIME
>>27897905>every streamonly minecraft stream
>>27897847not gonna lie, big kusa using the gif version of this if helping heaps
>>27897899I'm watching 2 streams, I hope I won't fuck up my pleasure receptors,
>>27897858do you even know who haachama is
>>27897909They were usable before March. It all went downhill from there.At least I'm not a poorfag so I can superchat them
Maybe she should have made this members only...
>>27897847HANG IN THERE NO NUT ANONCHAMASorry I'm laughing so hard right now
>>27897870Anon don't speak the truth
>>27897918t-thanks?
>>27897850>a platform with only 50k concurrent viewersWhy pull numbers out of your ass? 50k is a not even anywhere near top streamer channel.
>>27897905that's a new thing because the moona stuff is EN friendly. it wasn't THAT high
>>27897661hd599s are good>snapheiserit literally has a soft flexible band.
I'M ACTUALLY FUCKING CRINGE HEREJUST END THIS DISASTER HOLY SHIT
>>27897847It was honestly the fastest I've ever seen my dick die. It's like it was assassinated
>>27897924Yeah that was the best part for sure
>>27897861WoahThat's some file namewhen is it from? 2008?
>>27897870Wait is that on right now? Pekora also talked about Aqua very happily.
>>27897838Holy shit.
>>27897905Because she has established herself already and more growth would only come from either normie nips or through western memes
>>27897812please shut the fuck up xi
>>27897918Isis has gotten a little weird
>>27897918jesus christ how horrifying
>>27897850>go to Twitch>oh no no no no no PepeLaugh streamer is MALDING OMEGALUL">go to /v/>oh no no no no no bros nintendies snoy on suicide watch *pepe image*really makes you think
ASMR was pog today xqcL
>Rewarding her best EmployePekora is a good boss and senpai
>>27897847Filtered.
>>278978388 second clip of her reading something is the only proof people have of this. It's all so tiresome.
>>27897933Luna please stream...onegai
>>27897838Who's Haato?
Damn I was looking forward to relaxing but now I just feel annoyed
>>27897985bro, your meds?
>haachama 18+ engrish ASMR>can get her to say anything>SAY POGGERS LOLGod really gives wings to those who don't know how to fly.Fucking brainlets.
>back to back HaaCoco collabsWatame don't look...
>>27897141>c:\yt\youtube-dl.exe --ffmpeg-location c:\yt\bin -f "bestvideo[height>=3840]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=1920]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=720]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/bestvideo[height>=480]+bestaudio[ext=m4a]/best" --merge-output-format mp4 --user-agent "" %*or.\ffmpeg -i $(.\youtube-dl -f 300 --get-url https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48)) -c copy output.ts
HAACHAMA I CANT RESIST MUCH LONGER
>>27897400Thank you so much, Holo EN.
>>2789790540k out of her 700000 subscribers really want to watch these streams, but others aren't drawn in so fastNot that hard
>Haachama jacking her massive cock right next to my ear
>>27897847>getting mad by a wordare you a chink by a chance?
>>27897740Stuck in Hydaelyn.
>>27897812She's allowed to say China, but she didn't say Sorry China.She was apologizing to the HK and TW fans who were caught in the crossfire and hurt by Cover's CN press release. She would have said China if she was apologizing to them.
>>27897946Aloe said she became eligible for having her own bank account in august iirc
>>27897667just backlogged the threads during the livesave for a few schizos (per tradition during each live) it was actually pretty decent for once, I thought they'd be worse based on threads during her utawakus. Also I can attest to the sound problems, it was pretty noticeable during Sora duet but still the stream was kino overallfunny how /hlgg/ became the anti thread instead
>>27897792I agree, I'm surprised so many people are into it.I get different people have different triggers when it comes to ASMR (whispering specifically in my left makes me react as though I'm being tickled real hard) but this is downright unpleasant.You know that feeling when you have water stuck in your ear and after a while it "pops" and clears up? this is what her stream sounds like, except constantly.
>>27897747Meanwhile Aqua is not accepting her chest
>>27897951oh no no no no
>>27897847Literally the same. You know what, I will take as a signal to not masturbate to other women that isnt my oshi.This was too high of a punishment though.
>>27897811
>>27897847Same. Guess I'll rewatch BAN RTA after this.
>>27897918
Does anyone even want the archive anymore?
>>27897792are you new to haachamachama?
What do you think she's wearing right now?
>poggers>coom anywaysb-bros have I become a twitchfag?
>>27897951every time I see this the cursed vibes get worse
>maybe if I add more pistonsRoboco...
>>27897952hi Jeff
>>27897721I doubt she understands the interface well enough to post properly
>>27897355stupid girl posted it on her own profile
>>27897847just fap to lamy
>enjoy the stream >Poggers shit because of zoomer twitchfags Twitchfags and zoomers need to be gassed.
You are recording this right anon?
>>27897942The only sensation I'm getting is a strong urge to strangle this girl
>>27898063clothes
>>27897930IM POGGGIIIIINNNNGG
>>27897840>but it's not even that hot.you haven't heard polka's ASMR have you
isnt this shit too risky and lewd for hololive?
>>27897847Same, I don't regret cumming to Lunas RFA stream earlier
OMEGALUL
There are 37k people watching.At least 80% of them are fapping. That means you are fapping together with 30k people. That's kinda gay...
>>27897066Nah, just look at the youtube chat. Only lonely losers like the people here take it sexually. People just want to have fun
>>27897224I need bibi as a little top hat
>>27897747Pretty bittersweet cliffhanger, I'll look forward to the reunion episode
>>27897834nightmares later!
I wonder if she's naked.
>>27897847At least you didn't climax just before and suddenly release just after she whispered poggers lovingly in your ear
jesus Mio's voice is so beautiful
>>27898005>*pepe image*It's literally all wojaks now
>>27897870It always felt a forced one, probably many saw that one video where their roommates interact and Aqua is on the verge of crying, without understanding what actually happened.
I cummed to poggersDoes that make me a twitchtard?
>>27897971Listening to Mio, Haato, and Pekora at the same time. Preparing to find a way to jam in either Luna or Roboco.
Squeeze my brain Haachama!
Twitch tier chat and ASMR completely filtered me, now I can get back to more important things. Like sleeping
>>27898078What exactly did you expect out of hololive?
>>27898017I smell hormones welling up inside you.
>>27897975What happened in march? I never payed attention to the chats prior because I was mostly watching shizurin archives and clips.>supasSupas are too fast as well, most streamers barely even have to have the time to read red supers. The most you get out of 100 bucks is to have your name thanked
>>27898063Nothing
>>27898095HOW FUCKING NEW
>>27898078This.
Haato isn't even sexy, how the fuck could you weird fucks cum to her voice?
aaggghh haachama is squeezing my brain
>squeezing your blainWhat the fuck...
And what have we learned class? ASMR should be members only
MY BLAIN
Squeezing my blain!
yeah um this is retarded i'm going to the rabbit
>>27897812Wrong, she said she didn't want to make HER FANS worry and wants everyone to be welcome. Not once did she kneel.
>>27897573it begins.
>Double slimeHaachama please no
>>27898036I'm not mad, I am the opposite of aroused
>i'm squishing your blainnope, cant do it too fucking cute to fap to
SHE’S SQUEEZING MY BLAIN!
>>27898088I might be.
anon you coomed? hihihihiihhihihihih *snort* hehehahahahahiahihihikimochi waruuuiiiiiii
>>27898095>who is choco
>>27897850>Only 50k viewersI hate twitch culture faggotry. But they are the largest streaming platform by farWorlds will be getting over half a million viewers
>>27897934She's just giving gifts to her best employee.
>>27897982Because it pisses you off.
>it's like am skweezin yua bweinyeah.
>>27897847I'd bet the poggers fetishists in the audience are all hot and bothered though.
>>27897992Yeah, she's talking about everything that happened yesterday
>>27898095Plenty of holos do asmr newfagchama
"I squeezin yo brain"Nooo haachama just because you don't have one doesn't mean you can take mine!
AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY BRAIN TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
My little guy's named Blain from now on
I'm not even joking when I say this is the first time in my life I lost a boner.And I have fapped to some ugly bitches...
>10/24: ????Among Us?
>>27898064I was about to release, but the second I heard poggers, I squeezed my cock so fucking hard to stop.
>poggersI blame Redditdragon for this.
>>27897948Matsuri, Haato and Choco have been liking porn on twitter for as long as I can remember, and that's just Moona's natural state.
So is she supposed to be rubbing and messaging my ears right now with lotion? Is that what this is?
>>27897617>>27897628>>27897665>>27897689>HEYbridi honestly can't tell if that was intentional or a fortunate and hilarious coincidence
DEATH TO EOPsDEATH NEWFAGS YOU RUINED MY FAPPING SESSION
>>27898104Think of it more like a bukkake.
>>27897840it's relaxing unless the theme is deliberately intimate.
I love these angels!
>>27897770No. I've heard some really good Japanese ones with ear-cleaning and stuff but generally I feel like fapping ruins it somehow. Used to use it just to fall asleep.
>>27897840I could link non-holo vtuber ASMRs that if you listen a few minutes you just can't stop cumming.
>>27897939It's really nice when something happening in one stream somehow syncs with another thing going on in a different stream. I still have fond memories of Nene dangling people on a crane while Aqua sings SSS in the background.
THES IS HARROWEEN
>>27897805She wanted the english equivalent of いつもありがとう which is a common phrase to use when you feel indebted or thankful to someone. The chat just told her the literal translation but without that context it does kind of sound like a goodbye.
>>27898095lmao
>>27898188Oh come on anon, you can't let some twitchfags kill your boner like that.Weak
>>27898202no she is rubbing your cock
>>27898095We've already been through the ASMR shadow ban arc
>I am going to drink some redbull
Sorry for saying that was "totally epic poggers" when you nutted in me, bro
>>27898142Are the members any better?I never been to a member stream, is the chat actually usable?
>>27897725lol goodfuck gurenge
>>27898121No it makes you a Haaton though
>>27898218Look at her go!
ogey
>>27898166mr beast got one million live viewers
>>27898116After all the high-energy events today it's the perfect healing stream (not counting gurenge)
>>27897336I had it done almost 10 years ago and it's been well worth it. I got a variant of PRK Lasek so no flap (I wouldn't do lasik because of the flap downside). Cost me roughly $2000 USD. I had two days of effective blindness and a bit of pain (it feels like your eyes have sand in them, but it's not terrible and I got medication that fucked me up real nice). Your eyes get better pretty soon enough to read or use a PC (although I had to use a zoom setting for a while), a week later you get the 'bandage' contacts taken out by the doctor and after that you just use eye drops for a couple months.It didn't take me long at all to get my vision to be better than when I had the glasses.I haven't got tested in years but it doesn't feel like I've lost any of the improvement. I had pretty godawful vision that made me require the glasses for everything even though I was short sighted.It's definitely worth it if you qualify for it. Just avoid lasik or anything that leaves a cornea flap, and do your research on what procedure and the doctor you end up going with. Most places do a free consultation.
>*whispers*>I'm gonna dwink some redbullCome on this is peak comedy how can you fucks fap to this
>>27898078>fap blocked a bunch of people by making her say poggersGood job twitchfags, absolutely hilarious.
>>27898095imagine being this newhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE2hhwTxp48
>>27898120>what actually happenedThe offpeko incident, right?
>>27898130
>>27898203It's intentional, she changed it from hybrid to heybrid.
>>27898140Only sexy thing about that filthy half pinoy is precisely her voice.
>SUISEI 3D into NENE LIVE into MIO UTAWAKUholy shit my ears are fucking blessed
haato's red bull flavored kisses
>lets continue the lotion massagePlease stop already, this is worse than being waterboarded
SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK DID THIS TWITCH FAGGOTRY COME FROM?WHY SO MANY SPAMMING POGGERS?!WERE THEY ALWAYS IN HER CHAT?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE MIO.
>>27898188good, get filtered coomer
Why does pekora want a charged creeper?
I love Mio but her model needs more expressions
>>27898223link Marine's sister
>>27897847Haato being back and her usual silly self is all you should need to get off.
>Moona employee of the month every month
Miosa please sing good song
I... I can't get erect...Am I gay?
>Pekora singing Nightmare Before Christmasdidn't expect that
>not saving the biggest nut after the stream endsI've done this in every haato asmr
>>278979912006
>>27897847Just gonna jerk off to her lewds like I usually do later
What is Pekora going to make?
>>27897870As if all those narratives aren't just random bullshit we only use to have something to talk about
I can't believe I share a thread with dogfuckers AND ASMR coomers
t-thanks Haachama...
>>27898099>Slept in and missed the RFA>Eh, I'll watch it after Haachama ASMR for that double nut>PoggersI'll never sleep in ever again Hime-sama
>>27897942I've felt that sensation when I take a nice big shit. Is it that?
>>27898268
>>27898188I mean, it's kind of cute how bad it is in a way
So she’s just rolling a slime around the mic and 37,000 people are watching?
>>27898198Choco did it ONCE by accident, and rescinded the like after 20 minutes or soShe's liked suggestive stuff but not anything with nudity
>>27898095
>>27898223Not them, but please do so.
>>27898215On each other?
>>27898268this, since her teeth barely open it looks like shes cooming while she sings
>>27898191among us part 2 is looking pretty likelyalso more botan singing nice
just realized haachama has chat on....also im feeling it now...
>>27897725Gurenge is actually a decent, enjoyable song but it's understandable why it's getting so much hate.
>good boy
>>27898234>Haachama violates your brain while spouting out twitch chat garbageI'm a bit masochist, but not that much Haachama
Being in English means this thing was dead on arrival. Haachama is normally much better when she does this since she'll come up with a scenario and roleplay it.
>>27898263I always loved this image. There's no way it's completely drawn, right?
>>27898014She’s too tired from almost dying earlier with over an hour of RFA
>>27897838That voice is great can someone enlighten me about it?Anyways you can still hear uncertainties while she's reading, it feels consistent with the skills she's proved to have.
Senchou love!
17 days saving my nut...to hear her say POGGERS...
>>27898290>Marine image
>>27898240Look at them go!
and everybody came
>>27898191So far it's Sora, Kanata and Botan. Anyone else has a secret on their schedule on Friday?
She said my oshi's catchphrase!!
>>27898225There's also that time where Nene and chicken singing the same song
>>27898166it gets more on youtube
>>27898246Haachama being a retard is what makes me excited
>>27898116It really is. I've subscribed to only a couple holoJPs and Mio is one of them.
>good boyUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27898226Based Pekora Skellington
>>27898247>Thinking i'm actually fapping to this like the rest of the fags Is cooming all you think about zoomfag?
Good boy?
いい子、いい子goodboygoodboy
>Good boyIm cooming.
>Pekora doing her reps
I would have relaxed haachama if you weren't raping my fucking ears.It's so good when she's only talking
>>27898244
>>27898236I can guarantee you with utmost certainty that the twitch kiddies spamming poggers are not members. Her members only streams also often have a much different vibe. If you know any Japanese I highly recommend because she talks about a lot of stuff
>>27898099NAAANOOORAAAAA is infinitely more cumworthy than poggers
You guys have no imagination, in my mind, right now, the scenario is that Haachama is just a zoomer who really needs money so she is now doing enko and sadly she grew around Twitchtard culture, so she speaks like that, but now it is my duty to fuck the dumb twitch teen out of her and make her speak normally.
AAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP FUCKING SAYING IIIIIIIIIIIIT
Youtube DVR script I just made.Untested, requires Streamlink & Python in path. https://pastebin.com/1Qh2uVadlemme know if it works.
>>27898218C-cute!!
>>27898264this?
>>27898116YAGOO HAND OVER THE FUCKING HOODIE
A Red Bull burp would send me over the edge
Will Miko 3d return break 200k?
>hhhaaaaah poggers means amazing or something>epik
>>27898095if Youtubekun allowed Subaru ASMR to stay up, then this is nothing.
>>27897729>>27897850But you guys were saying that things like twitch and reddit were completely harmless the other day and that saying anything bad about them was retarded tribalism? Make up your minds, if you even have them, up. Please.
>>27898332It was epic!
>Good boy
>>27898338They sure do.
>>27898299Sasuga Boss-chama
>>27898202POV is your PP
SHE CALLED ME A GOOD BOY SHE CALLED ME A GOOD BOY
>Haachama dabing on /hlg/
>>27898381no there aren't that many hololive fans
>>27898259Its the big comeback effect, kids love to be part of something important
>>27897639the answer is twitchfaggots
>>27898376
Just how sexually frustrated is Haachama? She's basically having clumsy phone sex with us.
>>27898131Corona boom. People started getting into holochats and EOPs started the whole "I don't know how I got here xd" shit. Pekora MGS, Korone doom, that Suisei tetris clip, as well as the Konbini guy one.Korone getting associated with Corona shit helped to that as well
I can't do it bros. I can't get it back up.
>>27898389uh who are you quoting xdd
>ground poundoh fuuuuck
Ground pound?
>>27898300I said liking, not retweeting.
I CAN ONLY CUM IF HAACHAMA VOMITS MONSTER ENERGY DRINK INTO MY MOUTH AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27898304Just search R18 ASMR on youtube
>>27897721>like Senchou didI have my doubts that Marine has any idea how to use Reddit.
>>27898373edit output_dir before using
Holy shit, she is just saying poggers to troll everyone at this point.
>>27898340NICE
I did better ASMR than Hatto.https://voca.ro/19h4u8OZEpBA
>"HAHAH SAY CLOWN WORLD"kill me please end me here
>>27898338Lamy
>>27898332Just do it anon, just release as I did, it felt so... weird?
>>27898370but, why would you imagine that Haachama is artia___? that's strictly worse.
>>27897885Noel ASMR is much better in general
>>27898381She'll be lucky to get over 50k
>>27898338>Fridayanonchama...
>>27897747Pekoona is the shipping I didn't know I wanted.
>>27898392OH SHITDon't tell me
Just fucking make her say PANIK or whatever the fuck other retarded monkey meme you have.Its already ruined.
>>27898389poggers, dude
Haha poggers and ground pound epic!
https://twitter.com/maron47/status/1318203242497470464kek
>>27898389You must be in the wrong place, this isn't global.
She's trying to make me hard but all I can think of is her shitty meme vids...
>>27898218Heaven!
>>27898418Neither can I. My dick's down for the count
Enjoy the Coco effect?
MIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
What does KICHIRA means?
>>27898447Because Haachama is hotter.
>>27898370I'm gonna make your daughter say poggers to my load.
>>27898392Kiara and Amelia too
Coco has probably seen this animation, right? what do you think she thinks of it?
>>27898282Based
>>27898438almost coomed thanks
>>27897887Don't worry, they love it.
>>27898378Burp ASMR when?
>>27898095How fresh
>>27896994With her cooking? Not for long.
I've never really understood the appeal of asmr.Is it supposed to make you uncomfortable?
>sexual moan
I didn't know it's possible to lose your sides over an ASMR
Guys Lamy has been opening Sake for almost 2 hours solid...
So, what DO you want Haachama-chama to say?
>>27898392Ewww disgusting
>>27898370That's great. See you next week at the Haaton Creative Writing club.
>>27898381I said 80k-90k yesterday but I have no doubts now that she can reach 100k
It's an absolute bloodbath on bilibili, everyone's losing so many subs
>>27898325there are some insane artists out there. I'd say it's all drawn.
Tsuki no Shizuku, my heart...
>>27898440Yes!! Very nice!!
>>27898370Haato is a stacy in real life who watches only watches youtube if anything and never plays games.
>>27898247I'm laughing my arse off m8
>>27898218FASTER!!
>>27898381At most 15k
>>27898218That part of the stream was the best
>>27898392Okay what the fuck are they planning
I removed my left earbud, instantly better
HAHAHAHAHA POGGERS CHAMPYOU KNOW WHATS A GOOD IDEA?LETS MAKE THEM ALL SAY ITJUST SPAM POGGERS IN ALL THEIR CHATS FROM NOW ONPEPELAUGH AS WELL, ITS GONNA BE EPIC XDDD
>dislikes are already 1.5k less on the new Coco videoTHE MIGHT OF CHINA EVERYONE
>>27898392oh actually since all of holo EN seem to have something on that day it might be another huge welcome into the minecraft server
Every time I check, Luna is watching Roboco build.
>>27897770Only if it's something like Terasu's latest audio files or EvE's channel. Maybe go check /h/'s audio thread sometime, some of the audios there are very nice.
>>27898381100k is almost guaranteed but 200k is way too much
>breathingALMOST THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27897887You could also see it as Pekora protecting gen 5 with her ultimate weapon, then again there is also a giant dark portal there.
>>27898225That reminds me of Nene singing Lion while I was was watching Suisei fall to the ground again and tilting in Getting Over It.
>>27898381If every holo shills it, including EN and they post it on Reddit, it might break the 135k record Marine did in her costume debut.
>>27898512Good. The chinese market would plateau eventually. Go for the pajeets
>daddy Ok I'm hard again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meycMpfEfRYfor those who need the help after this torture
>>27898523Fuck I already closed the editor
>>27898501HEY MOONA
>>27898250Yep, got it absolutely right.
Fucker aren't ready for the Choco/Noel ASMR coming soon, the Marine/Noel one already broke then now imagine one where both actually take it seriously and Noel doesn't have to hold back
>>27898520It's a scenario to jerk it, anon, she's also loaded.
blob blob loob
>>27896935w-what's wrong with listening to ASMR with speakers?!
Imagine being papachama right now
Is there a bird outside of Haachama window
>>27898290>Mel>Choco>Noel>Lamy>Their roommates>Expecting not to have ASMR coomers in the threadwombposterchama...
>>27898268Yeah, this soft is shit. The other day I was complaining how it doesn't work even on live2d.
>>27898512Show the stats.
>>27898488I don't know, I really like the ones with the goal of being relaxing. Having someone whisper sweet nothings in my ear really helps me sleep
>switching between laughing and fappingI don't know anymore...
>>27898520>stacy>has no friends
>>27898392>>27898338bros, i dont feel so good
>All of this shitty twitch lingoAt least make her say cunny or something...
MY BRAIN
>expensiv headphones>severeily sleep deprivedAAAAaAAAaAaAAaAAAAAh
>>27898381100k I'm bettingshe'll probably feature guests too
>lets stomp so chink bugs later~HAACHAMA??? You cant say those things!
OH GOD I'M GONE I'M GONEECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
she's flossing my brain
>>27898533Sasuga Princess. Never gets her pretty hands dirty but still gets everything done
>>27898531Mandatory internet curfew in China for those under 18, please understand.
>gen 5's minecraft welcoming collab was pretty much impromptu>EN's is corporate mandated and forcing talents to participateSoulless.
>>27898583she lives in hell. would you make friends in hell?
Should’ve realized the chat was gonna fuck up this asmr...
>>27898539The final battle between Pekodam and the Legion will be held there
>>27898288there were definitely a lot of people who thought they legitimately hated each otherthis narrative has been going on for more than half a year, newfags always come and ask about it and they probably believed it
>All these last threads posting speedI CUM
>>27898381No way, maybe around 50k.
>>27898543Marine has been shilling it. It's a matter of the others doing their part.
Hold me bros Mio's singing is too much.
>>27898304not him but search this: 利香宣伝Ch on Youtube
Haachama for the love of FUCK please improvise and stop looking at the chat.
>>27898099Someone actually made Luna lewds? Brave soul. Delete your hard drive.
>>27898381since suisei got 95k for a fucking concert and miko and suisei always had similar popularity, i expect about that much, probably a little less
>>27898566That defeats the whole purpose bro...
>start off stream with anticipation>anons have their pants down>poggers>dicks limp>hands reaching for pants>anons_upset_unable_to_get_erect.jpgthis is fucking hilarious.
>i'm gonna cuck youBros...
>>27898555Dude, look at this thread. Newfags probably don't even know that Choco does ASMR.
>I'm gonna cuck you
>>27898488Having someone you like whisper nice things in your ear is nice.
please dont cook me haachama
>I'm gonna cook youWait a minute...
haachama is gonna cook me bros
>I'm gonna cook you
I... I don't even know anymore
haachama dont cook me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>no one has managed to convince her to say feet
>>27898520A stacy wouldn't be bullied by literal 9 year olds and be used as a gopher by actual gigastacies at her school
>>27898609Just look at how they are also voluntarily going to reddit.
we're gonna get cooked bros
>>27898614it's Haato, it was probably intended to become a meme
>"I'm gonna cook you"
>I'm gonna cook youCannibalchama?
>>27898609Cope, every single holoJP will be there to welcome EN to minecraft. They deserve a bigger welcome than gen 5 and I'm glad they're getting it.
>>27898392It's either gen 5 + EN + coco on among us.. or gen 5+ EN + coco on ARK
>>27898191>>27898392Oh shit is this going to be the great Holo EN and JP collab?
>>27898521same m8, and I'm just eating now
>>27898523
>>27898651Jokes on her, Im into ntr
>>27898648funny and accurate
>i'm gonna cook youAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>I am going to cook youDiamonds
>>27898591EROI
>>27898566retardchama....
My dick never been more flaccid holy shit thats actually an accomplishment Haachama.
>>27898634#sexylunart will never die
>>27898623No such thingJust enjoy the bliss
Bros I thought that was an ass slap for a second.
>>27898609I feel like their big collab streams have all been pretty awkward so far. I think the chemistry has been much better when its 3 or less in HoloEN right now.
"please say my name jeff"草
>>27898585A giant JP-EN collab, since there's Sora involved it has to be Minecraft.
>>27898131Hololive had pretty organic growth until the Miko GTA 5 boom period, followed by the Gen 4 live 3D debuts, and then HoloEn which is a gigantic boost in popularity.
>>27897847The people in the chat are the same people brought in by Holo EN. They're literally the twitch audience (what with Ame being a literal ex-twitch streamer and all). I warned you about it but you let it happen, so now you reap what you sow.
Reminder that haachama basically invites this kind of audience. One of the biggest reasons I dropped her
Is pekor gonna gift moona a trident?
Roboco?
Not even Gura's chat is this bad.
Forgive me brothers.....for I am going to coom to ASMR
Haatons?
>>27898672absolute cancer
>I'm gonna cuck youalmost came right there
>>27898338>So far it's Sora, Kanata and Botan.>SoraThey would never let P U R E idol girl play Among Us
Did China do it??? They're the ones spamming poggers!!
>>27898609>kneeling to the ENchadscan't stop winning
this ASMR business is shit
>>27898672I don't remember Haachama's chat ever being this bad...
WHY IS IT LAGGING FUCK FUCK NOT NOW
>>27898672>it was spicsBig shocker
>>27898698This needs some good music
>>27898672Jesus christ how horrifyingHow can EOPs turn even a stream for coomers into meme shit
>bufferingHAACHAMA?!
>>27898733what about her?
Just listen to this clip whenever you start thinking about numbers 35phttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
>>27898392First episode of the season doesn't look too promising bros...
HAACHAMA?!?!?!
Honestly pic related is the only time I came to ASMR
>>27898704>>27898707VORE BROS WE WON!
THEY GOT HAACHAMAOh wait, she's back.
haachama used up all her australian internet
>>27898731she doesnt push for twitchfags as hard as waachama does
>>27898325In my nonexpert opinion the background looks like a photo that's been filtered but also partially painted over in many areas. It's well integrated and not just a lazy filtered photo.
She unironicaly cucked us
stream just die?
And I was ready to member her too.Guess a bullet has been dodged.
>>27898531Literallyand I mean LITERALLY no one gives a shit or even looks at youtubes stupid ass thumbs.Talk about holos streaming right now or eat a cactus with your ass.
>>27898672
>>27898389Waah waaaah. Why don't you go cum onto a screenshot of Pokimane, faggot.
>>27898672holy kek
>>27897066Trying to get her to say funny shit is more fun.
>>27898769pretty good stuff
She's losing it
>>27898728Don't forget azur lane
>>27898732No, she already gave her something.
>I'm gonna cuck you>stream lags for 30 seconds
>>27898736didn't we all already
>>27898623Pure soul.
It's... fine...
>>27898672Sasuga Nousagis
>>27898690>ARKplease god no, anything but that
>busted to the bufferwell...
>>27898698Hmmm yes. But can we go...FASTER?!
>>27898698Hell yes
>>27898690Botan mentioned that she was going to play ARK but was holding off until Coco returned.
>>27898769i miss her, what happen to her?
>>27898722I saw that too 大草
>>27898672>say "pardun"
>3 weeks to prepare for this stream>still relies almost completely on chat for what she says
sorry lads, watching haachama at 1080p used up most of melbournes bandwidth threre
>>27898672It's like looking at the WW1 No Man's Land of Hololive
anyone else getting dizzy?
>>27898698FASTER
My money's on ARK.
>>27898686How quickly you forget...
>>27898747It's literally always this bad with english only streams for her
>>27898392>10/24>22:00>Large collabIt's happening.
>>27898769Her content is amazing. I’m pretty pissed it’s dead in the water since forever.
>>27898672Jesus christ that chat is radioactive
If it wasn't Haachama I wouldn't be able to listen to this cursed shit, but since it's her, is fitting somehow
>>27898769What happened to her? She hasn't posted a video with just herself in almost a year.
>>27898672What the fuck I hope she never says a word in English again
>>27898512Will all of HoloCN graduate at the same time?
>>27898672And some of you faggots are going WAAAAH FILTERED BY A WORDYou are god damn mongoloids.
why are you listening to a bogan woman whisper broken english into your ear at 11AM
>>27898672That's seriously disgusting. I left earlier after she said poggers, so it got even worse...
Wait a second... is she shlicking now?
>>27898672>from erolive to thisJESAS
>>27898672how can you look at this and not think that americans should be banned
>>27898672yab
fucking aussy internet i thought it´s was baned and i cut the fucking recordREEEEEE
>>27897862straight down
>those smack soundsOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27898766I can already see the plothook where Mori breaks the sacred rule of not breaking other's stuff on the JP server, kickstarting an all out war.
Haachama... please.. the regular ear cleaning...
>>27898809lmao
>>27898687unironically this, unlike gen 5, HoloEN actually brought a lot of new fans on the table, JOPs and EOPs alike. Ever wonder where the sudden viewer spike came from?
God I detest the whole country of australiaGet me off this fucking prison and into an actual 1st world country with good internet
Is pekora trying to get the trident enchantment that makes her summon lightning? Isn't that treasure only?
thatrrrrrry
>>27898512The fuck did I miss? How'd Civia doing?
>>27898672Actual cancer
>>27898746I don't really like ASMR when they do weird sounds into my ear, Aki's ASMR last week was good because she didn't do any of those weird sounds, only whispered from ear to ear and it was soothing, when they do ASMR like this (that say, the usual way) it makes me feel weird, and not the horny kind.
>>27898810>>27898828
>>27898698>>27898756https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7TJF452zs
I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS NUT FOR THREE WEEKS
I hate ASMRs but this is pretty fucking great.
>>27898294That means you enjoy taking dicks up the ass. Enjoy being gay, anon.
>>27898769Mine is from Mel's roommate
>>27898799where the fuck is suisei and miko in azur lane? cover please
>>27898864It's fine a bunch of us are still recording it. Mine just repeated a few messages and then picked back up when she stopped buffering.
First Love boyssssss
>>27898070>>27898430dumb fuckers I don't care if it was Marine who made the post or fucking jesus christPoint is they all should've done similar thing. Miko too. She missed the opportunity to link her live to gojillion people from r/allcan't even pander properly lolbut well whatever
>poggers spam in pekora chatThanks Coco.
>>27898637Pretty sure Miko would get a lot more since its a return stream after 3 months.
>>27898747EOPs are cancer, also she has a lot more attention from newfags since she just got off suspension
>>27898672EOPs were a mistake.
>>27898672>felt like I was dying the entire day>get ready for hyped ASMR>this happensI...think I will just go to bed. You guys win.
>Coco returns>Haachama returns>Suisei concert>Nijifags on fireWhat a great day
>>27898855Why aren't you
>>27898864Just buy membership poorfag
>>27898877Our internet isn't much better unless you live in an urban/decent suburban area, or you're just luckyt. murishart
Mio...
>>27898896I'm Horny! POGCHAMP!
>>27898855it's funny and relaxing, what I need before resuming study
>>27898892we must go further
>>27898672She said, “say memes.” They said memes.
>>27898896I'm sorry brother..
>>27898896ahahhahahahasfasvoifabs gas gasg
>First loveHell yeah
>>27898885Aki knows how to make good boys coom into the stratosphereHaato is just a baby
>>27898871she'll just end up on trial like Okayu
>>27898878just checkedChanneling isnt treasure enchantment
>>27898672>pardun>winning son>hey moonaI always knew you fags were cancer.
>>27898896THREE WEEKS WORTH OF POGGERS
>>27898875It's only right to give the generation that contributed the most to hololive the biggest welcome.
I honestly don't know what you guys were expecting from an English only stream.
>>27898896Should have become a Lamy coomer instead
>wake up late>throw on vod of Coco’s official welcome back stream as I get ready for the day>”I have a nose” >realize Coco’s Live 2D doesn’t have a nose AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>27898909>Coco returns>Chat's are going full Twitch cancer Yaaaay
>>27898672You can hate on youtube or reddit comments, but screencap this thread in any part and it will look WAY worse.
>>27898672Honestly, what did you want her to say? Did you really expect some eroi stuff?
>>27898672quantum chicken soup big chungus
>>27898402Everyone who said under 90k is delusional.
>>27898895fucking kek
>warning that it will only be archived for membersSo how many chances people are recording it in advance to share later?
>>27898488It's like different people have different reactionsmind blown
Everything is gonna be alright
Did Aqua or Pekora mention anything about their time with each other during the off collab?
>>27898672You couldn't protect her in the end Haatons
>>27898650Choco has a permanent ASMR voice, if she was actually trying then there are few who can come close
>>27898875>HoloEN actually brought a lot of new fans on the table, JOPs and EOPs alike. Ever wonder where the sudden viewer spike came from?You mean the absolute cancer asking shit like "who is the blonde" in Gura's stream? Yeah, EN can fuck off and take its new fans with them
>>27898698https://gifsound.com/?gifv=XxUORyu&v=kZwhNFOn4ik
>stream lags on the good bit
Mio actually has really good English pronounciation
>channeling againlol peko
Watch it be just Ark when people think EN is getting a welcome to the minecraft server or among us
>I'm gonna cook you>I'm gonna cuck younice rorschach test haachama
Imagine Matsuri doing a stream like this fuuuuck IMAGINE UAH AHHH OHHHHHH UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27898672poggers
>>27898917POGGERS DUDE
>>27898897You should check out the matsuri-choco one
>>27898381this >>27898637Suisei 3D is a good indication of what we can expect for Miko 3D. I doubt Marine 130k+ would happen because Marine is simply more popular. I would love to be surprised though since I'm a fan.
>>27898672This is who you share the thread with
>>27898925which the vast majority of people do, australia is just all bad everywhere
>>27898964what?
>>27898895>>27898892Watching that gif with the gopnik music is better than Hachama asmr
>>27898952Bring back ritualposting
>>27898964I'm recording but my internet is too shit to upload it, sorry anon
>>27898964There's at least 10 people in this thread alone recording it
>>27898895
>>27898896Hope you have a pogger fetish
>>27898964I'm recording it as we speak. At first, it was for personal usage...but then this happened.
>>27898964Nobody fucking wants it anymore.
>>27898896>he didn't blow early for the 2nd round attempt accidentally avoiding the poggers trash
>>27898609When was this announced?
>>27898864thousands of people are recording anon, someone will post this for you to download
>>27898924Today is a day of angels singing
>>27898947I thought it was members only and didn't even bother. ASMR isn't really my thing anyway.
At least I can salvage my nut for Lamy's upcoming laying in bed stream.
>>27898896and you got got by a poggers...
>BE MY LOVEMIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>27898672I laughed so hard i unironically shit myselfFuck you guys
>>27898672You can thank Coco and Taiwan for this
>>2789896190K seems perfectly doable but I don't think there are 200K people watching HL streams at any one time. I expect almost every holo fan will watch that Miko comeback though I mean why would you not.
>>27898526it's great for sureI personally prefer Inochi though, Suisei and AZKi starting to cry when they sang it was pure soul
Aussies...fix your internet onegai
>>27898988HOW NEW
egg cracking asmr?
>>27898964I'm recording but not sharing, you can always pay up to hear it again
Fuck Miobros, I'm gonna cry
>>27898512They're spineless, they will come back.
>>27898978The girls like the new crowd because it's more views, more subs, more SCs. Keep coping that gen 5 will never be as successful.
>>27898973Yes
I'm listening to Mio sighing and everything is suddenly right in the world.
>das willy soundsWHAT
>>27898917>Nijifags on fireWAIT, MY WAIFU IS IN THERE!
>>27898672IT'S V!How does it feel looking into a mirror?
>>27898883>>27898574>>27898512All the holos are on track to lose 1 million subs total within a day
What is Luna even up to? I legitimately can't make sense of her actions
>>27898964the chink archive is still working somehow
>>27898698Creepy shit.
WTF is Haachama doing. "People" find this sexy?
>>27898944heh
>>27898964Anon I don't think you'd want it...
>>27898370she doesn't know what twitch memes are, it's the opposite.
YES THIS IS HAACHAMA IS CRUSHING MY BRAIN MATTER INTO PASTE!!
Miooosa.....
Somewhere along the line, Haato forgot this was a stream and just focused on playing with slime.
Haachama?!
>>27899032But they are all nousagis
I really wanna believe its not her fault, but why ask for things to say today of all times...
>>27898964What? You...aren't a member...?
>>27899022We need more singing collabs with Mio in them.
There's nothing worse than having a girl sound disinterested.
>>27899025>laying in bed streamfor everybody or memers only?
YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE /HLG/
Don't know what are you talking about guys. My chat looks great.
>>27899115Mio's model is pretty good too actually. At home just has some tracking issues and gives her that grimace.
let's try this again, now that she isn't saying poggers, for nowhttp://poal.me/5qddnthttp://poal.me/5qddnt>http://poal.me/5qddnthttp://poal.me/5qddnthttp://poal.me/5qddnt
>>27898964First of all, stop being poorfag and buy the member if you want the archive. Second of all, don't bother this ASMR is a fucking dumpster fire.
>>27898769never nutted to ASMR but some have gotten me rock hard that I'll need to fap right after. Is this really that good?
https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1318205205566033921https://twitter.com/murasakishionch/status/1318154548096106496I don't get it
The worst part is I'm pretty sure she asked for what to say cuz she was getting into it, and got her excitement answered with POGGERS and other memes.You just ruined this shit not just for us coomers but for her as well.
>>27899268go back to your thread
THERES'S BEEN A RANDOM BEEPING IN THE RIGHT EAR FOR THE POAST HALF AN HOURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why did Pekor and Aqua not tweet in over 12 hours and their very next streams were both members only? Just how much did she want to keep this from the general public?
Remember this - next time you will have sex you will think of poggers.
All the twitch shit aside this asmr stream will be good material that lasts for months
>>27898917what's going on with nijifags? can someone give me a quick update?
>>27899268Niji thread is down there friend
>>27899151Will canonically NTR you
>>27899204I like that though, I find it pretty nice when different cultures meet each other, yes even Reddit.
>>27899343> Mori's buildingMori didn't build shit yet, /hlg/chama.
>>27899334And yet here you are begging for shit. What's worse? A literally pan-handler or someone who pays for exclusive content?
>>27898855Jokes on you, I'm catching up to Lamy's archive. Still. Jesus Christ there aren't enough hours in the day for this.
>>27899273I want to breed Ui-mama
>>27899000Miko has the hiatus boost while Suisei doesn't, though it also depends if Miko will also have guests as well
>>27899417Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>27899334Here's how I know you've never been in these threads for more than a day. Fuck off beggar.
>>27899163Cover being incompetent fucks as always
Just got here anyone clipped the poggers part?
>>27899443Bezos, he's a huge simp
>>27899314>Twitch ruined the arousal of both Anons and HaatoI'll kill every single one of them
>>27899414We are laughing at nijifags who have been attacking hololive for a year now, not the talent.
>>27899429Miyabi played COD couple days ago, probably the only time ive enjoyed watching someone play cod
NGL, that Azki original song from Suisei's 3D live earlier what bretty gud.
>>27899151I want to hold hands with ange, but my favorite niji, and my favorite Vtuber as a whole is shizuka rin.That girl can put me to sound sleep faster than bullets.Also, chigusa is really cutelike seriously cute