/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>FUCK YOU ENDERMAN
What did she mean by this?

NEW SCHIZO THEORIES COMING THICC AND FAST
>Kiara has a gun
>Ina is pregnant
>Bubba is a giant rrat
>Mori lied at her audition, she deliberate misrepresented herself as entertaining so they would mistakenly hire her
>Kiara just wants friendship but the other EN girls are causing her emotional distress
>Gura lost her pinkie in a fight against the tiktok girl she uses a thimble as a fingertip after a guitar lesson from Black Sabbath's Tony Iomi.
>Amelia Watson is an anagram of "Womanliest", because she is the best wife.
>Cali keeps saying GUH because she can't breathe in the brapfumes of her appartment
>Kiara has de-seisoed every single idol she has collabed with, her path of sexual conquest will never stop. Her thirst for idol snatch knows no limits She will 100% fuck Sora while calling her "Sora-chan" and you cannot stop her.
>Haachama is HoloEN GEN 0
>Kiara is HoloDE GEN 0
>Ina is HoloSleeping pills GEN 0
>When Gura called Watson R***** it was part of an ongoing cold war/sexual game between the two, on their next collab, Watson is going to read out Gura's bank details and post macro shots of her finger prints and endoscope footage
>Mori went to a combini and her ass got stuck in the door so all the salary men trying to buy family mart chicken had to buy it between her thighs. She spent two whole days with her thicc ass serving as a Kiosk through which the combini did business until she was able to wiggle free of the door.
>Watson is lonely, and is thinking of moving into a Holohouse with Gura, if this goes ahead Bubba will attempt to eat Gura out of jealousy
>Gura and Watson's movie date will be Blade Runner 2049
>Watson is an extra in the 2018 movie Shazam!
>if Ina doesn't pos the coloured Kiara swimsuit art soon I will have a tantrum
>If Pekora and Kiara collab offline, Kiara will kidnap Pekora and find out why she weighs 3 carrots peko where is the third carrot peko?
>Reddit Dragon and Twitch Shark will collab and sing 2000's rock songs
>Pekora has the best BGM fight me
>Gura is afraid of collabing with people outside of her GEN without Watson. Watson is the tard wrangler of the Gen.
>Watson smells like lilac and gooseberries
>Gura smells like Salmon
>Kiara smells like sunshine and love
>Ina smells like squid
>Mori smells like brap
>Gura vaped Watson's gamer bottle as part of a sexual dare, then saw through time and learned that GEN 2 of HoloEN will be Nyanners Silvervale Sydsnap Haruka Karibou and HER second account for drunken shitposting
>Mori's roommate will be on the Trash Taste podcast
>Mori will be on the Lewdcast podcast
>In an alternate timeline where Toys'R'Us is still open, Gura was hired to shill pool toys
>Kiara has de-seisoed about 15 mainstream idols, including members of AKB-48 and Babymetal
>Kiara makes seiso sauce from idols doing very un seiso things
>Ina is fucking boring

Ahem
ATTENTION
WHO Salman peanut butter ogey Honk? AAAAAAAHHH!

>>28367505
It’s also at the head now

Friends...

>>28367520
Holy shit this image is fucking powerful

enter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLtFTQgPMFY

So we LARP hours now?

I want to pet the squid!

>>28367428
if it's a fuck up on the CN manager's side you can't really blame her for telling the fans that she's going to continue as artia after CN gets cut off

Polka is honorary HoloRU

some of you need help

why cant people just love all the holos
and be peaceful. why are people like this

Have a Mori

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAMCHAMA

Are you guys ready for hololive EN's 0th gen one and only HAACHAMACHAMACHAMA to sing for you?
Don't miss it, starting now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLtFTQgPMFY

>>28367520
yes

>>28367521
You get what you deserve >>28367475
Blame seething old split fags for reporting JPs as off topic fucking nursing home niggers


Also at the foot of the page for me I got double moried

>AAAAA I FORGOT TO START THE STREAAAAAM!
Based haachama

https://twitter.com/theyoungdoyler/status/1321334579890950144?s=19

It might take a long while, but I hope gen 2 comes in next year just to see the Minecraft server develop

>>28367520
Based

Haachama....................

SINGCHAMA TIME!!!!

Word on the street, specifically a /cgl/ colony, says Ina's roommate has been shitting on trannyshark. Could be gossip.

>Ark
>Minecraft
>Apex

I hate trannies and trannies enabler

that is all

Hi Friends
She's doing an RTA of Outlast, just SPEED

>>28367520
"POWER", the picture.

salman

>>28367554
I'm sorry deadbeatbro but this anatomy is hideous

So what companies do cover have permissions for?

>>28367580
It's /cgl/, it's only gossip

>>28367580
link? is it the acg/con thread?

>>28367520
Based

wtf is a bubba

Watch our friend!

>>28367520
The ritual is gaining power
Attention Save me poggers man I’ll eat you

>>28367466
>55chan
>imageboard populated entirely by brazilians
Sounds like hell

>>28367584
gura aint a tranny you have the wrong shark you autistic retard
the black indie shark is the tranny please kill yourself

>>28367554
>>28367591
Thought Mori's leg was a giant futadick before I did a double take.

>>28367520
I'm surprised that Kiara is the only girl without ritualposters

>>28367606
BOOBA

>NGE OP as intro
Haachama plz

Haachama is actually a pretty good singer

Guys bad news..Artia and Civia are highly likely going to just graduate

The urge to rape Haachama is very strong

She really likes her new costume, she's using it 24/7 now

I like it too!

Just woke up.
I had a dream about Gura being my little sister but everytime I went near her she started to cry.

>>28367591
Yeah, I know I'm a medfag

>>28367636
Reminder that you can use her twintails as handlebars

>>28367628
Gigastacy never caught on as ritual post

>>28367577
Haachama looks like she's being held at gunpoint

>>28367584
Based.

>>28367505
Ina's small chest...

>>28367609
I salute the sacrifice of saner brazilian anons who post on that site and save us from the incoherent ESL posting we would get otehrwise

>>28367637
What the fuck happened to make everything change?

>>28367640
Everyone loves her cute skirt, amazing coat and living twintails!

>>28367640
im pretty happy about it too. Looks cute, screw the haters

just so we're clear, I claimed Ina

>>28367628
what about Kiara eyes anon?

Guloe

>>28367628
There used to be one but that anon got meido'd

>>28367651
He's held at cumpoint, you just can't see it.
I stand right next to her, dick hard and edged. If she s tops singing I fire right at her face.

>>28367520

>>28367637
oh no

>>28367628
Kiara eyes and some other things are considered as ritualposts in many ritualpost polls.

>>28367637
Fucking blows. I don't give a fuck if Artia sucked of Xi and spit it in Coco's face. She's fucking hilarious.

>>28367643
Morning bro

>>28367637
Civia needs to get the hell out of that shit hole country.

>>28367643
based gura

>>28367580
Dangerously based if true.
Although I wouldn't believe anything /cgl/ says.

>>28367677
CEO...

>>28367667
odds are their manager has been lying to them

>>28367677
CEO of Shark

>>28367637
Should've become a part of hololive whose fans don't go bonkers because someone said a bad bad word

>>28367637
Imagine if Cover has everyone that spoke out graduate but only allows Yogiri to keep her avatar because she's been mostly quiet about everything. Would be some big dick energy

>>28367677
I'm assuming Gura didn't retweet this one like she did with all the others.

Oh shit she made it to 700k.

OMEDETOUCHAMA

>>28367667
CN management probably was lying through their teeth.

>>28367719
didn't yogurt change her twitter handle

Gura never takes bathroom breaks
The only explanation is that she streams on the toilet

>>28367637
Remember to download any Artia clips you want saved. When Holos graduate, they nuke everything on the channel and their social media.

>>28367695
She is, but she has family inside there.

>>28362485
Pic related as well.
https://files.catbox.moe/q680uu.webm

>>28367689
Ok here is a option
Artia or other holo CNs graduate or have to do pic related to get green cards

>>28367735
congrachama

>>28367737
Isn't that the norm there?

>>28367757
Good one

>>28367744
Actually she sits on my face, I take care of the rest.

>Pekora plays Subliminal

This is gonne be hillarious.

>>28367637
Okay if they graduate, they can just make new characters and start their shit again

What's the problem with this?

>>28367637
nice
>civia
fuck

some based artfag needs to do a new character design for artia and civia so they can use them to still stream. live2d be damned, id be happy with a shitty mspaint as long as they still get to stream.

>>28367713
yeah, stick with the fans that go bonkers when they speak to men.

>>28367637
thats what you get for playing Overwatch

>>28367737
>>28367704
wasn't the CN management hired by bilibili? And now bilibili is gonna do their own vtuber thing could they have sabotaged cover for their own gain

i want to snort haachamas stinky feet

>>28367719
Or she should replace Calli. God, I literally hate Calli.

Kiara makes me happy. Her streams are entertaining. When it isn't story or game-heavy like MK or Among Us she has the best opportunities to trash talk and b funny.

>>28367628
There's the Kiara eyes screenshot.png poster and I used to do pic related but haven't had much time to come to these threads lately.

>>28367584
this isnt hololive
if ur talking about him it still isnt hololive

have a (You), retard

>>28367792
They aren't that stinky

>>28367772
it's a huge hit to their subscriber count, exposure, and it's super scary for the girls themselves?

>>28367637
The fall of China can't come soon enough

>>28367772
people are retarded and at most like half resubscribes to the new incarnation
if it wasn't the case, Gura would have 1.5-1.7 mil rn

>>28367637
not surprised. had an inking something was fishy when the girls were making statements on Cover's behalf. Cover seriously needs a proper legal department though.

>>28367772
Without a company affiliation, you'll be stuck with double digit views. It's that big of a deal. Many of their followers will stop following after the Hololive label is removed.

Why is her mic an actual whisk?

Haachama's singing voice!!!!
Why are people talking about Pekora there, is she doing English stream or something?

IM GONNA GOSLING FOR PEKORAAAAA

>Haachama's twintails are rigged to her eyelids
Looks kinda jerky desu

>>28367811
they canonically fucking reek

>>28367628
man if you want a dead ritual for the first week I was doing schrodinger's shark. I'm glad it never caught on I realized a roommate post joke is in bad taste and isn't funny

>>28367829
Hachama

Chance Amelia play Mario Maker 2?

ENTER

https://vocaroo.com/1gT33EYXkpUt

>>28367772
Artia would probably retain most her Twitch fanbase but she can't just say hai guyz remember me I'm Artia.

I don't know about Civia but I'll scour the interwebz for her reincarnation.

>>28367829
>>28367834
>>28367838
>>28367840


Why not post on /hlg/? Just curious, not hating.

Pekora is playing Superliminal!

Now that we know the games EN plays can pass on to JP, how likely will Pekora play Dead Space?
Please, someone tell me there's hope.

>>28367841
I washed them for her just earlier

Pekora seems to be having fun, thank fuck for having some fun distraction at work

>>28367520
Moe based yes ill eat it

Arigatanks

>>28367848
Poor desk kun

>>28367637
Artia this is what happens when you shared a leaked video, if aqua herself didn't mention it why did you

>>28367834
It's hololive global, Japan is on the globe. /hlg/ is the subthread.

>>28367637
The part that sucks in this ordeal is that there's no way to find her if she relaunches with a different avatar.

>>28367834
Last time I checked Pekora resided somewhere on the globe, am I missing something?

>>28367761
This

Mori's lying all the time yet /jp/ is ok with it but when CN does it, it's a NOOOO REEEE! moment.

>>28367857
because I like it here better? retard
It's not like there's a holoEN stream

>>28367834
It's EN dead hours and she's playing Amelia's GFE game.

>>28367849
I'm beginning to believe this is Mori faking a brooklyn accent or something.

>>28367840
holy fuck you're right, didn't notice before
cursed

>>28367607
Hope friend gets the outlast world record!

>>28367637
Wasurenaide
Wasurenaide
Wasurenaide
Wasurenaide

>Ina is going to play Hades again today
I think she should stay away from that kind of games
I don't want to see my tako get mad

>>28367857
>posting on /hlg/

Idolchama is so cute today...

>>28367857
Haachama is HololiveEN

>>28367857
better this than dead hours shitposting
treerrat live in 42 minutes by the way

>>28367857
>ever using that anti thread full of spergs
Never again. They get an aneurysm if you so much as mention holoEN.

This is the thread for people who enjoy all holos.

>>28367857
Because this is the main thread.

>>28367677
Guloe culo, when?

>>28367885
Too soon

>>28367877
>>28367887

What do you like about here? It looks fine over there.

>Pekora play Superliminal

Bros...what is this feeling...i...want to protect her...hold her hand...

Posting about Hololive in the Hololive thread with my Holofriends!

>>28367505
how would a titjob with ina feel like?

>>28367580
>/cgl/
may be even worse than our narratives here

>>28367771
Just like Amelia, she doesn't appear to get how the perception thing works. Maybe her chat will inform her. Or she'll just think picking it up makes it bigger.

>>28367886
i want to see my tako get mad

>>28367857
why would anyone want to post on hlg where they are constantly calling gura a tranny and are full of chinese anti

Is posting about peko in this thread allowed? She's playing a game EN has played before after all.

>>28367903
because

Please tell me Pekoras brain is bigger than Ames and she doesnt equal up to larger

>>28367520
GANG GANG has ascended. It is now an ad now and forever.

>>28367857
>Global
>Japan is on another planet

>>28367857
I went over to take a look
>More narrtive posting
>More chink posting
>Literally nobody talking about Haachama
And then I decided to not talk about it at all on /jp/

Bros... Maybe Pekora is more baka than Ame?

>>28367744
Shes been wearing a diaper since the outlast incident.

>>28367735
That's over 100k in a month. Just before she got suspended at the end of Sept she was aiming to hit 600k.

Good to know she's still growing strong even after that shitshow.

Chamachama's song list shaping up to be a good one.

>>28367894
ogey treerrat

>>28367857
I like dogs but not that much

>>28367894
Shut up, risu

>>28367637
Is this because the Aqua video? It wasn't even posted on her YouTube until yesterday. It was Rouge Bilibili people uploading it early. CN retards shot themselves in the foot by leaking the video and probably pissing off Cover.

>>28367849
Some of you dead beats are based

>ina hating on trannyshark
get your narriatives straight schizos, she's supposed to be tranny's manager

>>28367903

>>28367880
she fucked it up at the end so the cringe disaster factor is there

NO HAACHAMA NOT GURENGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28367904
Not again...

>>28367924
If Peko isn’t allowed, Ogey rrat wouldn’t be allowed either.

>it's a gurenge episode

She's thinking destroying the sign will make barrier disappear?

>>28367872
It's really strange how time has changed. I never thought we finally got comfy discussing JP here instead /hlg.

>>28367928
I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

>>28367946
It seems like a typical monetized utawaku list.
They can sing like 20 songs without having to go unarchived.

>>28367932
Narrative posting? All i see is "Friend is nice" "Aloe love" "I love X Holo". Why not start talking about Haachama there to get the ball rolling?

>>28367849

What are songs you guys hope in Haachama's stream?
Personally I would like something slower

>>28367924
Depends, what planet is Pekora from?

>>28367637
I just want to know how seeth are chinks right now. They probably overestimated themself too much they never would have thought Covers would pulls out of CN.

>>28367637
I like Artia and Civia
I like Coco
I hate the average brainwashed chink
What do I do? blame managers?

And people were shitting on Ame's perception

>FUCK YOU
I for one welcome our new goddess of wrath

>Gurenge
Fuck.

>>28367983
Pekoland is on Earth.

>>28367903
The lack of dog fuckers and pedo rapists.

>>28367857
I'm in both thread but they're not talking about Haachama

>>28367751
You can tell she's been suicidal in the past just from how hard this is to say.

>>28367857
cause chammers is australian

>>28367857
Far as I can tell, the only reason to split the community in the first place was to appease the REEEE MUH WESTERN WHORES elitists.
So they can stay and seethe there, while supporters of the hololive family can hang out over here.

>>28367771
kek pekora also thinks up = bigger, down = smaller

>>28367904
Kek, keep going goslinger.

I like Gurenge and fuck the haters.

is anyone in that server that can confirm this isn't a giant false flag?

>>28367952
What video?

>>28367990
No, blame the CCP and use your voting powers as a citizen of a first world democracy to move the world toward total war against their genocidal regime.

>>28368028
was meant to reply to
>>28367637

>>28367904
I swear If Ina ever plays this game I'm gonna break it.

>>28367908
you wouldn't feel ina-thing

>>28368028
The artia thing? Yeah, it's real. you can easily join the server and check yourself

>>28368029
Aqua did a huge song for Leauge of Legends. It was decided not to be used because the whole China thing. It was uploaded onto her Bilibili sub account 2 days before it was even made public or mentioned by cover.

>>28368038
Based WWIII poster

>>28367849
Gotta say this shit, all the art and pog meme actually made me like Mori, at least a little bit

http://poal.me/2g4lfc
Rev up your proxies.

>>28368027
unironically want to hear Gura/Mori Gurenge renditions, they actually can hit the ranges for it

>>28367928
>>28367936
Peko played the entirety of MSG3 without ever learning how to play the game properly and cheesed every enemy with diving tackles.

Bros... she plays the same way as Ame...

>>28368019
Pretty much this.
I was against the split but this is obviously the better thread.

Wouldn't mind if china got nuked desu

>>28368069
What is this poll even?

>>28367849
Nice
We need more quality vocaroos, they are a rarity on this site these days

>>28367543
POLand is honorary Russia, right?

>>28368069
are you a sociopath?

>>28368005
There are dogfuckers and pedos in this thread too.

>>28368006
Because you're not talking about it. Why not start posting there and see?

>>28368009
She is Japanese.

>>28368019
>>28368080
I guess I can accept this...

>>28367904
>>28368056
>Going gosling over fucking Pekora
You're better than this, that's like wanting to fuck Bugs Bunny

Ok, I watched some african cat and she is indeed pretty good, but I find it annoying that she can't shut up for a second. Like, chill, be more natural, no need to fill up every second with anything that comes to your mind.
An unfair comparison, but Gura is so much better at this. She's taking a pause sometimes, her jokes are on point, she engages with the chat more naturally, she makes it entertaining for the viewer even if what she's doing is not always very entertaining. Like, amnesia is a fucking borefest, but her jokes and reactions carried it. Or take any of her mc streams. Probably because she's just much more experienced with streaming and vtubing.

"Watson Detective Agency."

>"Yeah, it's Homestaw. I'm calling about that thing I asked you to look into a few weeks ago."

"Ah, Yes of course! Well, I have the results."

>"So Stwong Sad is...?"

"100% related to Strong Bad and Strong Mad."

>"Weally?! Cwap... I just lost a bet to Pom-pom."

>>28368069
Ame obviously, Ame is objectively worse. It doesn't matter how much you like her, if you think she's better you're lying to yourself.

Oh no, she's also doing the up = bigger.

>>28368069
I mean, there's absolutely no comparison. Haato isn't in my top ten Hololive singers and she's still a thousand times better than Ame.

>>28368069
You never heard the greatness that is haachamas rap god?

>>28368079
Nah she's better (or reads chat more quickly)

>>28368003
It's ravaged by civil unrest. There's suspicion that Pekora was a warlord and is running from PekoRights Violations when she was the leader of the PFAO.

https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1321379341473701888?s=20

Thoughts?

>>28368069
I love you, Ame, but you can't sing for shit. It's still cute though.

>>28368069
I don't like negative polls

The way she say konnichiwa~

>>28367849
I'm downloading this to have it for posterity

>>28368059
So Covers shutting everything down because of that? Wow.

>>28368069
Cmon man I love Amelia but Haachama is easily better at singing and holding notes

>>28368090
spierdalaj

I really like it when Haato goes "kuuu~"

>>28367657
Add a second chest to store more items.

>>28367979
god I wish with EN they can get western permissions. I swear due to how slow cover is Mori would best try and get perms on her own if she ever wanted any rap music.

>>28368068
>shitposting about Mori made you like Mori more
???
I'm starting to think most of the people here don't even watch their streams

>>28368120
same

>>28368110
See for yourself. The Goslings are already getting uppity

>>28367543
zdrajca

Instead of a GFE this is more like taking your kid to an art museum.

>>28368095
>hey pekora wanna fuck
>pardun?
>i said, wanna fuck
>ogey
>cum in two seconds
>rrat

>>28368119
wtf niemiłe

>>28368109
That's not ogey. I hope that if this is true, she is brought to trial so her victims can have justice peko.

This song list is pretty based, not going to lie.

>>28368130
>shitposting
but anon, those cringe posts are basically 100% distilled Mori juice

Oh this is an interesting song, what's it from?

>>28368123
The JP already got Ubisoft permissions without any issue, they just need to ask their managers

>>28368090
zdrajca

>>28368120
I really like it when Haachama does anything!

>>28368097
I think it's just a matter of taste. I click off of pretty much any solo Gura stream after a few minutes because there isn't enough there for me. In that regard I prefer Rose.

>>28368154
the initial anon that made the pogedits was a teamate

Isn't that a Vocaloid song?

Haachama is singing this song really well, when she is not using her retard mode voice.

>>28368115
No its probably a combination of things. That probably does count as a breach on contract because they also posted about it on their official company twitters.

>>28368170
>>28368158
google

I wish more of the holos had their arms rigged. Haachama would look super cute with her hands clasped in front of her chest while singing in this outfit

Hachama's stream is pretty good. Didn't know she was this good at singing.

Thanks Haachama.

>>28368097
Each to his own. I love both btw.

>>28367695
Yeah US is fucking shithole

>>28368173
As much as I like Haachaman, I wish she showed more Haato sometimes too.

Bros...I need some new narratives bros...

>>28368148
>nnut

Making it so the twintails twitch whenever she blinks is the weirdest idea they ever had.

But I don't dislike it for some reason.

Is my N4 level JP filtering me or is Pekora's stream boring relative to Ame's superliminal?

>>28368208
I'm working on them, sorry.

>>28368206
the last minecraft stream?

>>28368162
I'm talking song permissions not games. Different issue. Though I wonder how far cover could theoretically get if a talent asked for eminem permissions

>>28368208
Haachama's arms are crippled that's why er cooking is terrible and current model has her hands in some weird position

>haachama will never act like this when she speaks english
kind of sad actually

Ina really is draining my sanity because I'm beating myself up over the fact that I've been following her for art for over a year without knowing about her twitch and discord which are closed now

>>28367908
can't spell naizuri without ina

>>28368223
I'm not saying she never does it, that stream was definitely comfy.

>>28368216
They're playing extremely similar. Pekora hasn't gotten to the fire alarms and extinguishers yet.

>>28368216
Pekora is a zoomer react youtuber but japanese. Don't tell hlg cause they'll never accept it

>>28368169
who cares, they're hilarious

>>28368208
>HoloEN told COVER to drop HoloCN

>>28368257
You're right, but there's another difference, she's fun to watch.

>>28368245
Her streams were basically just drawing and puns with Aimer songs in the background

So some anon yesterday mentioned he like dreamed of Gura in armour or something like that, well some guy drew her in power armour, close enough

Gura called Ame her 'wrangler' in the last MC stream. Isn't that word only used here as part of 'tard wrangler' though? Other places would find that term offensive and use something else instead. I never see just 'wrangler' by itself.

>>28367514
It means people forget she's an ancient, eldritch horror and a destroyer of worlds, when she says she hasn't got time for your shit you better listen.

Pekora's stream really takes me back to when people actually believed that Amelia was a sweet perfect girl and goslinged harder than anyone goslinged before or since. Good times.

https://twitter.com/Hana_Macchia/status/1321394635328028675?s=20
what did she mean by this...?

>>28368208
>>28368266
The main HoloEN manager is planning a corporate coup.

>>28368289
means they wrangle in bed

>>28368208
Something saucy twappi is cute!!!!!!

>>28368289
go away ESL

>>28368308
She meant booba

>>28367522
Based Unity Bro (BUB).

So I was watching Ina's minecraft did that creeper kill her sheep in that blast I didn't exactly get why it impacted her so much

>>28368304
Hey Gura, looking forward to the members only watchalongs :)

>>28368310
BASED BUBBA BOUT TO BUST OUT HIS BITCHES

>>28368208
Haachama and Ame have the same grandfather

>>28368306
Amelia is a sweet girl who I gosling for though.
Her anger and rage only makes me want her more

>>28368308
Wouldn't even mind HanAme collab.

>>28367518
Mori narrative critic here. let's see what we got
>Mori audition
okay this one's fine
>combini one
Improved but it feels like you tried too hard
>2 brap ones
what did i tell you anon, it's redundant. Saying that she smells like sweat and shame would be an improvement imo, links back to the old smellposting. The guh one is just low hanging fruit.
>podcasts
these are fine
>>28367520
i like this ritualpost, i bet Joseph would love it if he were here.

>Scroll down a bit from Haachama
>See this
Gen 1 is in pretty bad place huh

>>28368208
im haachama

>>28368310
wasn't the EN manager the one that pulled out of bilibili early?

>>28368266
Drop them.

>>28368308
HanAme soon? That'll be cool

>>28368208
Ame is from a timeline where Haachama stops acting retarded and actually is retarded.

>>28368289
Ame is a mathematician in a UK university.

>>28368359
>Sora
>gen 1

JESUS CHRIST PEKORA

>>28368308
>Nijinigger
kys

>>28367535
nice

>>28367538
>wings
probably just decoration but it's a nice detail that I often forget

>>28368274
Which one is more fun to watch?

>>28368359
>Sora
>Gen 1
anon..

>>28368306
What part of that isn't true though?

>>28368306
Pekora's stream is like taking your hyper niece to a museum while Ame's was like a date.

Haachama japanese karaoke is better than her English ones, because she has the taste of a basic white girl.

>>28368359
Sora doesn't give a shit.

>>28368359
Newfagchama...

>>28368280
That sounds pretty chill and similar to what she does on her drawing streams nowadays.

Fuck, I can't believe I missed this...

>>28368359
Fall guys is a rapidly dying game that everyone should drop quickly

>>28368208
gura is actually kiara and kiara is gura

>>28368359
>Sora
>Games

>>28368304
I thought Ina was just a normal human that gained powers from a book. She even said the tentacles aren't attached.

Pekora doesn't understand the basic game mechanic just like Amelia...

>>28368208
Microwave ramen is good with sriracha mayo.

>>28368354
agreed.

>>28368391
SOMEONE LINK THAT SONG

>>28368404
I had hopes for the rrabbitto...

>>28367637
Good and fuck China.

>>28368382
hana is the only good niji, her dad is always very cool when he comes on her stream as well

>>28367554
I'm struggling to resist the temptation to create a custom Doom figure based on her

>>28368403
I wish Ina adjusted her L2D like this more. The cropping is extremely good.

>>28368359
She used to stream to a grand total of around a dozen viewers. Go repent and kneel to the daisenpai.

Should I ask Mori which WoD is better as an akasupa? How likely will she respond?

>>28368406
Sriracha mayo sounds like it would be good on sandwiches. I should whip up a batch of that soon.

I skipped the Superliminal playthrough because I intend to play the game someday

>Pekora is in a puzzle based maze
>Repeating the same thing again and again
>She keeps on looking around and making weird squeaky noises
>Obvious confusion
I'm honestly viewing her as if she were a literal unironic lab rrat rn, she has been dehumanized in my mind in such a way in which I'm imagining there is a cage full of pekos ready to place this one if she dies, and I wouldn't care if it happened

>>28368406
>microwave ramen
fucking what

>>28368450
I can't imagine she wouldn't.

>>28368310
This might be close to the truth, it's obvious the current management aren't business people, just a bunch of managers hired to wrangle some Idols. They need people with proper corporate skills to pull the company onto the right track.

>>28368364
Yeah he has big dick energy, he's looking after our girls.

>>28368459
ogey

>>28368406
don't add flavor right away, drain all the water then add chicken flavor + siracha

>>28367820
Why do so many people still think Gura doesn't have tons of dead subs on her other account?

>>28368308

>>28368457
go play it right now with ame

>>28368461
Instant ramen?

>>28368459
>>Repeating the same thing again and again
so like the play tester from HL2?

>>28368404
I think pekora watched a small part of ame's playthrough to get the gist of the game and picked up upon on Up = bigger

>>28368459
ogey...

>>28368459
Narrativebros?

HI HOW ARE YOU
ARE YOU CALLING UP MY PHONE

She discovered alarms and fire extinguishers. If begins.
Or does it?

>>28368106
>I beggimimg to feer lige a lap god, lab god, akhfhdjshehsjd black nob, black nob

>>28368404
She's definitely smarter than Ame though, she doesn't spend nearly as much time on obvious puzzles.

>>28368476
The manager could be a she with big clit energy

haachama having her own track play on accident was funny

>>28368494

>Pekora has caught Ame's fire extinguisher autism

>>28368459
Based and rratpilled

>>28367988
They're are celebrating the death of "hololive" in China and laughing at how incompetent Cover lost everything in China. They don't give a shit, they don't understand why Cover won't kneel.

MY BIG
FAT
HEART

>>28368534
I think Senchou confirmed it was a guy.

>>28368497
Are you fucks literally too lazy to boil water to have to microwave instant ramen?

>>28368498
You mean Ina?

>>28368404
She learned from the best.

>>28368537
Her recovery was pretty good. Stayed calm and cracked a joke to smooth it over.

>>28368403
>Monster ears
>Tako hair
>Tentacles
She's human, yes

>>28368438
Why contain it?

>>28368525
Well she just found the first one. Didn't exhaust the extinguisher though. Lets see if she goes for every one after this.

>>28368354
>>28368372
Only if her dad is there too.

>>28368317
extremely true

how many hrs to ame karaoke.

I cant read numbers.

>>28368554
She just used default gaijin stock image.

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH STRALIAN INTERNET?

Whoever made that Mori advertisement, thank you. I haven’t laughed that hard in awhile.

>>28368438
Hey if you want go for it

Pekora cleans up after herself, she's already a better waifu than Amelia.....

>>28368467
Regardless of color? I'm a poorfag and I usually don't check Mori's chat on who donated what.

>>28367637
Why the fuck didn't you just shut up Artia? Why retweet and talk about Aqua's leaked video to rile up the bugmen? Aqua got a 60k boost in a single day in subscribers on bilibili mostly because of that, all the eyes were on her and to an extent on holoCN at that time. And you fucking talk about it on your then still official holo twitter account. No wonder the twitter handle change came right after that, Cover was probably pissed and told the girls to change it immediately. Likely they lost all trust they had too. Fucking hell, I hate this geopolitical bullshit but stop being so ignorant and naive, you are just giving ammo to everyone who hates china right now along with being an outlet for bugman hate at the same time.

>>28368403
It's symbiotic and the lines are blurred, the Ancient Ones are working through her and although she still displays traces of humanity, she is able to influence the whole of time and space. She is a willing participant to their universal games.

>>28368560
there are instant ramen that come in bowls specifically designed to be microwaved.

>>28368534
Dude it's a japanese company there is bureaucracy on top of bureaucracy the girl's mangers probably have mangers and so on

>>28368287
This IS pretty cool

>>28368560
i think he's referring to cup ramen, not the packets
microwaving is ultra lazy though because having water warm up for 3 minutes isnt the same as having boiling hot water cook the noodles for 3 minutes so you end up taking longer as you have to let it sit in the microwave to actually cook

>>28368588
Its upside down just like everything else.

>>28368544
The Chinese narrative is that they've successfully expelled Cover from China and it's a complete victory at the complete loss of Cover.

>>28368571
Looking good

>>28368566
first 2 true but she doesn't have tentacles, they are not a part of her

>>28368554
Actually not, her story didn't mention any gender, but the clip maker used a male placeholder picture and translated as "He", probably not wanting to use "They"

>>28367580
The black indie shark is adorable, genuinely more personality in her debut stream than gura

>inb4 seething

>>28368602
Maybe Artia is based and hates china and the bugmen too? It's all part of her plan.

>>28368560
Does the water taste different if you boil it in the microwave??

treerat sings the best Hakujitsu with her Ayunda and Risu duet

>>28368609
Alright, I have never seen that before.

>>28368627
We have never seen her back, Anon
She just hides them whenever she needs to do it

>>28367543
what kind of animal is she?

>>28368586
13

EXITO
TEMPORRRRRRRRITO
DODO

>This song
Is Haachama saying something to us?

>>28368602
I bet their Bilibili hired CN Manager lied to them and said it was okay

>>28368648
anon... >>28368615

EXITO TEMPORRRY CLOSED

>>28367637
I feel incredibly bad for these girls.

I want to EAT Ina's hair