/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow, I was real late. Good on ya m8

>>28726733
Gonna treasure her!

Haunting Photos Taken Seconds Before Disaster

Bow before your queen.

world needs more raiju lewds

>>28726733
>Imagine a girl that will love eating your cooking no matter what you do to screw it up
Right next to canines.

>>28726957
I would lick her feet to show her my loyalty to her

If I went for a casual walk in a forest, how long would it take for me to be accosted by a monstergirl and what likely type would she be? Just a normal, regular forest.

>>28726957
Mana is stored in the breasts

>>28726957
Want her to put a ring-gag on me then tie me up and just stand over my face while thinking dirty thoughts. I might drown, but I'd die happy.

How would one tweak the summoning of a mamono to conjure a hybrid? Since there's no general-purpose shapeshifting mamono yet, this is the closest I have; since hybrids aren't likely to occur naturally.

>>28726957
Just more gentle raiju loving would be nice, desu.

>>28726957
I love these, there should be one for each girl honestly.

>>28727241
Multiple different species materials to summon your own chimera.

>>28727280
i've only made like 3

Conventionally unpopular waifu having nibbas represent! Umbrellachad reporting in

>>28727146
>Just a normal, regular forest.
It'd take an eternity because monstergirls aren't real. Might depend on the location of the forests, too.

>>28727482
I'll take my chances.

>>28727316
I suppose that could work. Really, though, a shapeshifter girl who could shift between various monstrous forms would be perfect for me.

>>28727817
Doppelganger, just don't dick the true form.

>>28727870
Doppel can't freely shapeshift, though. She can only turn into an unrequited love.

>>28727870
What if her true form is the ideal women for you?

>>28727870
That stipulation was a mistake.

>>28728045
It was.
Its more fun when she can freely shift for different looks.

>>28727956
Problem is I enjoy too many different bodytypes so she'd have to alter it day by day.

>>28727204
Titty monsters must have a quite poor mana storing efficiency, then.

Beach lilims

>>28727956
Then she's locked into it immediately anyways.

>>28728176
Unfortunately, the Doppel profile says nothing about freely transforming, or even reacting to tastes. All she can turn into is someone specific you've got a crush on or a boner for.

>>28728045
Agreed.

>>28727870
A thread or two ago someone asked what we would change about the MGE if we could do anything we wanted. I didn't respond because the setting is pretty good at doing what it does and nothing popped into mind, but maybe rewriting the profile for doppel would be good. If you made her into a phantom-like RP monster able to change shapes and personality on a whim she'd be perfect for indecisive Anons or manwhores that still want monogamy.

>>28726957
Windows Photos Viewer?

>>28728447
I know the profile's limitations and I hate them for it.

>>28728726
Honestly, just giving them a 'true' base form but letting them alter their figures however they want (with the obvious spirit energy cost) would be better.

>>28728767
auto generated name from software based on the window it was aimed at

gimme Centaur wife

How do you get a cheshire cat to rape?

>>28728941
I would not mind them if only to turn that proud and noble steed into a broodmare.

>>28728447
>All she can turn into is someone specific you've got a crush on or a boner for.
Even if they guy is the kind of degenerate that lust after his own momster?

How do I deal with an uncreative mindflayer she gives me the most generic childhood friend backstory I want something fun to remember not this slice of life bullshit

>>28728993
Same, Centaurs have naturally large breasts so you can only imagine how much bigger they can be

>>28729036
Share your porn with her. Write out a plot for a spicy gentleman in distress story.

>>28729055
Massive.
Large than holst size hopefully.

>>28728726
>>28728827
With that kind of Doppel, 2 Doppels would be all I need in a harem.

>>28729395
>Doppel sisters that love to swap roles and, occasionally, masquerade as each other.

>>28729450
That's a good part of it, and a good bonus.

>>28727280
I might make one for my waifu later then.

>>28729551
I'd be kinda neat to see viking styled ratas raiding a modern day office for husbands and carrying them off.

Marry foxes

DO open.

>>28729940
How?

>>28729940
Which is more despicable?
>Trying to get pregnant despite her husband's wishes
>Her husband not trying to knock up her up immediately

>>28729940
Not enough fluff.

Impregnate krakens.

>>28730506
Needs to be bigger if she thinks she assassinate me with that.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, reminder that THICK cakes are for cute dates and tender loving.

>>28730808
Ice Queens need loving too

>>28728953
Only respond to everything she says with either “cringe” or “based”

>>28730479
Present them.

>>28730550
And that was how she became known as the "Squatz Queen."

>>28729551
This isn’t a Satina reference is it?

>>28730924
Its all that ice cream I tells yah.

>>28730924
Realistically speaking I'm not making it past whitehorns, tsuraras and wendigo.

>>28731181
>I'm not making it past whitehorns
Joke's on her, I never intended to make it past the starting village. Unless yetis are way out in the icy wilds, in which case I guess I KIND of did?

>>28731181
>Thats what they don't tell you.
>"Oh, they're just those little cuties running around in the snow!"
>No, those are just young wendies, the big ones live out in the woods.
>Tall, muscled, and mean, they'll plow through a tree to get a man.
>And that "Awawawa"? When they grow up it becomes something else, some wordless noise that freezes the legs and stills the heart.
>So just stay here in the Tavern, Anon. You're not prepared for what the deep woods hold.

And then the Yeti waitress comes up and asks what they'll be having.

>>28729395
>get cold
>one turns into a Yeti to cuddle you
>the other grows ample mofu

>>28731304
Look her dead in the eyes and order the hot chocolate.

Kobolds
>Good girls
>Listen to commands eagerly
>Smell good
>Make excellent party members
Hellhounds
>Bad girls, and not in the good way
>Will blow off any command even if you best them
>Smell like brimstone
>Only good as mobs
I think we all know the superior dog

>>28731420
>Order hot chocolate
>Man just shakes his head and pulls out a flask while ordering a burger.
Now comes the real question.
Extra marshmallows?

>>28731468
And whipped cream

>>28731559
A land of hard men that winter's town.
Toughened by the harsh environment.

>>28731438
>Smell good
I heard they all smell like rubber

>>28727633
Fluff the foxes

>>28731559
What happens if they add sprinkles? I had a friend who said they liked their hot chocolate “crunchy”

>>28731814
They get sacrificed to the volcano raid boss and her many, many sisters

>>28731814
>The yeti's smile becomes a bit less vibrant for only a moment, but she notes down your order and leaves
>For a man that likes marshmallows AND whipped cream, surely only their fluffiest yeti coworker would do. You were about to get surprise hugged by a big soft girl with a smile that could fill a room and an appetite that could empty it, but sprinkles?
>Well, they still had a girl that could cater to your... peculiar tastes.
>You enjoy the best damn cup of hot chocolate you've ever had in your life, and the hunter you shared a table with chuckles as you leave
>You set foot out of the door and feel a tug on the sleeve of your thick winter jacket
>You look down to see a thin yeti that can only be described as "frumpy," or at least as frumpy as monsters get
>Her body is average, maybe a little thin, her hair is unkempt with bangs so long that the only part of her eyes you can see are the bags beneath them. The glowing smile typical of yetis is, on her, cracked and forced looking. She's even opted for a fuzzy one piece swimsuit instead of the usual yeti furkini
>You try to meet where you think her gaze is, but she turns her head and mumbles
>"Um... h-hold me pls."

I wanna do experiments with succubus nostrum. Just slather concentrated hentai energy in liquid form on stuff and see what happens. How's it monsterfy random stuff you put it on, what's it do when mixed with this or that, how's it squeeze porn logic onto anything it comes into contact with

>>28731304
>Just a coffee, black.

How would a Yeti waitress handle someone who doesn't like milk or chocolate?

>>28732647
>Not quite sure what "black" is supposed to mean in this context, the waittress delivers your coffee hot, with a small mountain of sugar and a tsurara mana marker on the side
>She also offers marshmallows just in case or, you know, if you want a mocha instead...

>>28731975
I want to wear a mostly hardened Lava Golem, Living Armor style.

>>28732846
By the time the waitress would be back to check on me, I'd likely have downed the coffee, ignored the sugar, and be on the lookout for a cute teenage icegirl. And I'd most likely ask for a refill. Most coffee is worth a second cup.

Summon the Tanuki Merchants Guild!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csbI4CAyvxI

>Stand up to gyaru bully
>Have hate sex with her cause damn she's hot
>Prominent baby bump forms
>Still wears her crop tops and shows off to everyone
>Goes as far as to tell everyone you're the father

>>28732263
>Frumpy, unkempt yeti
The best!

I bought a jiangshi and all I got was a zombie dressed up as one, how do I get a refund from the graveyard I bought her from the graveyard I bought her from without giving her back as I kinda like her

>>28733846
Sorry, no refunds, boyim.

>>28733846
You want a 60 gold refund? I can't believe you're demanding 600 gold. You want 6000 gold because you can't be bothered to read fine print? You'll make us go out of business begging for 60000 gold like that. It was a little mistake and you think you can get a refund of 600000 gold? Oy vey, this boyim wants to make 6000000 gold vanish!

>>28734091
Is that some kind of voodoo zombie raccoon?

>>28734165
Where could someone find so much gold?

>>28734233
She's an arms dealer.

>>28734264
I guess that explains >>28727435

Help the frog I kissed turned into a princess, how do I turn her back into a frog?

>>28734420
You let her kiss you, deeply.

>>28734420
buy some succubus nostrom from a nuki can chug it. Next time you kiss her your wish with me granted.

>tfw no Phantom gf who one minute is asking me to play her Old King Cole and the next is begging me to touch her NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

I run through the sorter almost every month, and my results are different every time - the only consistent thing is what ends up in the bottom couple dozen places.

Onii-chan, I'm cold! Can you warm me up by taking me to your leader?

How do i get a Seraphim Angel wife?

>>28736490
I think Kitami in Bible Black had one as familiar so just do a summoning ritual and bind one to yourself

>>28735354
I would direct her to a room wherein I am sitting with a different set of clothes

Queen of Winter meet Queen of Summer

>>28737046
Heat Miser vs Snow Miser

I haven't been around in a while. Did that pixel game ever get translated or are the people who said they were going to still kicking their feet after telling otherside to stop?

>>28730924
Skindentation. One of my many weaknesses.

It was foolish of you to think you could simply come to this country to "visit" and leave without a wife in tow

I need a Shirohebi with a body like this.

>>28739376
I was sent to slay the oriental demons, but ended up laying them instead.

>>28739376
foxwives

WE EXIST

>>28733999
I have no idea what is going on in that picture. Can someone give me contest please?

>>28737046
I think I'll be heading to my winter home now.

are ittan momen washer safe, or should I save is the washer safe for ittan momen?

>>28740182
Lamp pretty

>>28740929
I'm sure she'd appreciate being hand-washed.

>>28728373
Don't they know its too cold for going to the beach.

>satisfies my fetish for petite girls
>satisfies my fetish for biting/blood sucking
>satisfies my fetish for thigh socks
>drinking your blood makes their body more receptive to your semen and easier to impregnate, satisfying my impregnation fetish
>lays a ton of eggs at a time, thus satisfying my breeding fetish
God DAMN I need a mosquito wife...

>>28741513
These bitches are so loud

This jinko is aggressive anon, how do you tame such a wild and feral beast of the jungle?

>>28741581
>"EEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>28742738
Imagine walking into a forest in the middle of summer and being bombarded by the sound of hundreds of man-sized mosquitos flying nearby

Steaming a fish will help brought out her nutrition.

You can "run", but you definitely can't hide

>>28743484
Superior fish coming through

I accidentally nut crackered my balls between my thighs which monster would make me feel better?

>>28744274
Beelzebub would gladly lick and sniff and suck and kiss them to make them feel better

>ha...
>ha...
>haah...
>aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnoooooooonnnnnnn~!

>>28744402
>honey stop being so loud it's the middle of the night. god damn, can't a man get some sleep once in a while?

>>28742729
Ask an Automaton for help.

>>28744402

>>28744402
>no yandere Kej stalker who sneaks into my room at night, leaves a pile of currency in my hand to "pay for her" with, then starts masturbating next to me and moaning in my ear

Love the bird
Hug the bird
Fuck the bird
Impregnate the bird!

https://imgur.com/a/vxqzz2u
I really like how my commission turned out.

>>28743644
Yes Yuugi, come to me.

>>28735216
Maybe a tier list is more your style?

>>28745746
Looks great, thanks for sharing black harpy fag

>>28745746
Best black harpy art in a long time, bless you.

>>28745746
bottomheavy bird

>>28745746
What a slutty bird!

>>28745746
Nice.

>>28745746
What a fat birb

>>28745746
Very good comm. All the harpies girls deserve more love

>>28745803
>>28745836
Thanks!
There's more coming, but right now there's no ETA on them.

>>28745897
Like all good harpies should be.

>>28745905
She's a complete slut for her husband.

>>28745793
When I tried those, not only did I have similar issues (only bottom tier stayed consistent), I also had issues figuring out how to demarcate my tiers.

>>28745746
Cumming so much in a harpy that she can't fly for the next few hours!

>>28745746
Ah yes, the two step instructions on how to deal with a black harpy in heat.

>>28746080
A slut is still a slut, and she needs to be fucked and her eggs fertilized

>>28746043
The best kind of birbs.
Be sure to stuff yours for the coming holiday.

>>28746259
Nothing makes a harpy's husband prouder then seeing his wife having to stumble around with his cum dripping down her thighs.

>>28746080
I want a flock of thirsty slut orbiter birds.

>>28747067
>Hero goes to black harpy nest
>He get a flock of thirsty birds orbiting him, asking him to show them his sword
>Some even ask to see his "sword"
>Can't even go to the local store without them standing outside of the window just looking at him
>He gets tired of this and fucks their brains out that night
>Now he has a harem of slutty but loving and loyal harpy wives

>>28727280
God I wanna kiss and rub those big, cute feet.

>>28746937
Step One: Truss the bird so she remains still.
Step Two: Inspect the bird, groping her to check her body. Pay close attention to the breasts and rear.
Step Three: Taste the bird. Give her pussy a taste test. Not only will this let you ascertain the quality of the bird, but it will prepare her for the next step
Step Four: Stuff the bird. Insert your penis inside of her and thrust away until you can't continue or she can't be filled with more semen. In case of the latter, use her mouth instead.
Step Five: Let the bird take a rest and enjoy your handiwork.

Lilith's goal is to turn humanity into a species where monstergirls are the females while men are the males. In that case do monsters consider themselves human? In my headcanon they do

Reminder that goblins are the perfect height for both blowjobs and rimjobs

>>28747970
>In that case do monsters consider themselves human?
No, they would still consider themselves monsters
>In my headcanon they do
Fair enough. I disagree, but that's fine.

>>28748228
I want to go to the underdark and see the kingdom of the Arachnes!
I imagine they have lots of well muscled warriors watching from the walls and ceilings of the caves.

>>28748265
They can't be both monsters and human? I just think it's nice to recognize them as the same species. All they really can't do is have sons which the DL will eventually fix

>>28726733
Give me a species and a girls name and Ill write about 2k words on it.

>>28748410
What lovely ladies!

>>28748410
>They can't be both monsters and human?
Yes? No? Not really?
See, in the strictest sense, they are monsters, they can just give birth to human boys.
Though If they self identify as human due to that and all "normal" human women are gone, I don't see why not. In the end it's kid of weird for them to do so, but I can see it happening.

>>28748418
Black harpy, Sofia.

>>28744808
>can't a man get some sleep once in a while?
There's no way she'll take that as a challenge.

I want my evil wife to never let me get sleep without reminding me of how much she loves me!

>>28748788
You wish has been considered and rejected.
Your punishment for such a request will be to be told how much she loves you on the mornings as well.

>>28748860
Mom told me to marry a nice, homely banshee. I shoulda listened, this is husband abuse.

>>28748776
>>28748788
Very soft girls

>>28748776
>Be wealthy businessman
>Somehow still not able to obtain date for a social function
>Tart up your maid and take her instead
Wonder how common a story this would be in MG media?

>>28748410
I would a plus-size troll so much

>>28748980
The classic pretending to date X girl for a function only to actually marry her would be pretty common. Bringing your cousin to prom would be counted as an actual marriage proposal in mgeland

>>28748418
Salamander, Claire.

>>28728726

I really, really like doppels the way they are now. The whole pretending to be something they aren't for love only to end up being loved for who they truly are is a very cute story. I wouldn't fuck with that.

Dorf's are top tier family lasses and you should marry them.

>>28748980
Very common.

>>28728726
While I immensely enjoy the doppel as is, I can't shake the idea of there being a corpse-eater style doppel that roams about looking for male widows, digging up their rotting wife, and suddenly the male widow has a far more stunning version of his love strut through the front door. He wants to believe, especially since she seems to have all of her memories, but she's just a bit too pushy in the bedroom for him to believe it. That, and he buried her.

>>28749801
That's kinda dark. Probably too traditional folktalesy for the MGE unless the actual wife also come back from the dead and you end up with a sub wife/dom wife combo eventually.

>>28749965
Yeah, I can see that. It's way too dark, maybe if the actual wife does come back and the Doppel's more a corrupting influence? Like a Parasite slime, but undead style. I just like it because evil girls get me.

>>28749769
I'd be concerned about hitting my head in their smol house.

>>28750146
Even Gandalf never learned

HUG

>>28750233
Okay

>>28750033
>the Doppel's more a corrupting influence
I do like this take even if it doesn't change what I was whining about much. It's like playing a game of Good Wife, Bad Wife, only the name of the game is actually Dicked Wife and everyone wins, only some victories are spookier and involve more scratching than others.

>>28729034
Yeah, but it's a messed up situation when a guy lusts after his own momster and (thinks that) she doesn't love him.

>>28750197
I want to show a skeptical hobbit shortstack the joys of adventuring!

I headcannon doppel gangers as being able to take the form of anon's "ideal" woman, if there is no unrequited love.
The moon reveal shows a "shadow" version of that

>>28750753
>Doppelganger wife comes up to you with a grin
>Hey honey, did you know that our husbands can take the form of our ideal man?
>Which is you, because I love you for who you are
I will never have lighthearted banter with a monster wife and it makes me sad

>>28751068
C'mon man you're making me sad too

>>28751314
She's missing a pregnancy.

>>28751312
It's the kind of comedy I wish I could write

>>28751419
There's love, and then there's romance so deep you can take it for granted as you make jokes.

>>28751670
There's that, and then there's being Groucho Marx.

>>28751406
Not for long.

>>28751847
Well, she is a carrier.

If I hang out in a Kurofufuru sabbath communal area part of the city, is it inevitable that ill get sexual harassed, get catcalled, and even get lots of lewd girls trying to pick me up for sex?

>>28751959
And the Japanese word for aircraft carrier translates to "mother ship," so...

>>28752420
How fitting.

>>28752420
Not going to lie.
I'd want to have her pumping out a lot of kids.

>>28752402
Certainly.

I want to bully this mouse with my dick

>>28748418
Roper, anastasia.

>>28748418
Sea bishop, Angela.

>>28731420
would the yeti waitress give a free hug if I mention how cold I am while I order the hot choccy?

ded

>>28754097
ded

>>28754143
Those are some big breasts.

>>28753036
Compensated dating with raiju-chan!

Have sex with fairies.

>>28754269
The best kind.
The ones larger than her head.

>>28754269
Big tits means big paizuri

>>28754433
But to maximize that you'd need a giant incucock so it still pokes out of the top while you penetrate from the bottom. A dick that large sounds inconvenient, really.

Reminder that MGs are all honorless beasts.

>>28754474
That's a weird way of saying 'sounds fun'

>>28754524
>Mg's bluffing with no sex to get what they want
The difference is that when the husband makes that threat it might not be an idle one

>>28754474
It has to have the tip poke out! How else is she going to practice her mouthwork while working her tits??
>>28754524
You post this every single time I share the wifebully comm, I'm honestly impressed

>>28754524
>>28754651
I'm assured I could without sex longer than her, so it's not a very effective bluff.

>>28754651
>Wife makes the threat
>Everyone knows she's lying
>Husband makes the threat
>He's getting raped or MAMONO MANA'd into doing it and was probably also lying anyway
No, that's always an idle threat unless you're dealing with an icky human woman.

>>28754720
>It has to have the tip poke out!
I know, but can you imagine managing the monster schlong you'd need to make that happen? It'd need to poke out of your pants or be really uncomfortable every time you popped a boner, and in the MGE world with a wife that looked like that it'd probably happen all the time.

>>28754762
I dunno it depends. If the husband is just being obstinate then yeah he's gonna get raped but if the wife is doing something she shouldn't than it could work
>Refusing your cheshire gf sex in anything other than missionary until she stops trying to convince the neighbourhood wurms that cars are pre-dl monsters trying to kidnap humans

>>28754858
Cleavage for the husband, constant dick prints for the wife. I see this as nothing more than horny equality.

>>28754871
>Don't have it in you to deny sex but do have it in you to deny the fun sex
No anal would make her miserable.

>>28754890
>Equality

Damn, big brains in the thread today.

>>28754720
>You post this every single time I share the wifebully comm, I'm honestly impressed

I honestly have no idea what you mean.

>>28754976
Coincidence it is, then!

>>28754976
I don't like the generic green orc design but goblins being green just seems more natural to me. They would have had more personality if KC made them diminutive green tricksters instead of what are basically smaller dumber orcs

>>28755240
I like this goblin but would not bring her for any diplomatic negotiations.

>>28755240
Too bad Gremlins took their techie characterization.

>>28755335
>I like this goblin but would not bring her for any diplomatic negotiations.
>Hero and his goblin tagalong on diplomatic missions
>When in an audience with the High Queen of the Dwarfs the gob blurts out "How do you not crush your husband with such a big ass? Nyahahaha", which earns her enough grudges to fill a library
>Shortly before meeting with the elven queen, the hero makes it clear to his goblin companion that he doesn't want a repeat of what happened last time. And that she should compliment her majesty to make a good impression
>Hero and goblin step into the throneroom to make their introductions
>"You have the fattest tits I've ever seen on an unmarried woman"
Monsters having trouble with behaviour issues make them even more endearing in my eyes

>>28726904
I only bow down to the TRUE Queen.

I wanna be gentle femdommed by a big spicy awoo!

This thread was good until this faggot showed up.

Stretchy slime.

>>28754288
only the ones i can stuff in my pants

>>28755123
>>28754538
>>28755188
>>28755372
>>28755489
>>28755631
Wonder how many (you)s this gives to the same person

>>28755919
You're right, everything was good until you showed up.

>>28755774
>"You have the fattest tits I've ever seen on an unmarried woman"
The Elven queen balusters, but also crosses her arms under her chest and hwfts her titanic royal tracts of land
I mean, it is technically a compliment.

>>28756394
It makes sense that a goblin would recognize the one with the largest breasts as the one in charge. Could be an issue if her advisors got a bigger rack.

>>28756478
What if the queen's a retard and the even bustier advisor is actually running the country?

How do I make sure I’m not being controlled behind the scenes by my many monster girl advisors?

>>28755888
>monsterboy
Leave faggot

>>28756618
They only want what's best for you. This is only a concern if you have an apophis and/or pharaoh in your cabinet.

>>28756542
>>28756618
The solution to both of these is marriage and subsequent impregnation
>Elven queen gets pregnant = bigger rack to flex on her spinster advisor
>Monstergirl advisors = will have an inseparable bond of loyalty towards their kinghusband. So his best interest is their best interest

>>28746845
That's not a slut bird. That's a momma bird.

And I'm a family man.

City slickers beware

>>28756618
You make a counsel and just let them do the ruling and you just lay back and enjoy being the king.

Salamander fighter in the winder region: Needs to keep fighting to keep her heat up.
Would you be her partner and help her not freeze to death?

>>28757292
>winder
I meant winter. Fuck me and my typos.

>>28757292
That sounds like too much work. If she doesn't want to freeze to death she should just crawl into my sleeping bag with me. Might be a little cramped, though.

>>28757399
Monster girls prefer it cozy

>>28757348
Made you sound like spurdo

>>28757292
>Salamander fighter in the winder region: Needs to keep fighting to keep her heat up.
It might help if she wore heavier clothing than a bikini.

>>28757514
A woman has her pride. Also, abs and thighs that she can't not show off.

IT'S YETI SEASON!

>No strongfat salamander barbarian that is jealous of the elf ranger's slim physique.

>>28757634
No

>>28757514
And get sweaty when she fights? No way.

>>28757509
>Sadamanda :-DDD

>>28757664
YETI SEASON!

>>28757509
Spurdo girl when?

>>28757775
Wrong.

>>28757861
Just give a Grizzly some ES

>>28757514
Please respect her culture

>>28757896
NO, IT'S YETIS. THE CUDDLIEST, MOST WHOLESOME GIRLS.

>>28757945
I want to know more about her culture.

>>28758131
You are supposed to touch her abs, that is a part of her culture.

>>28758050
I don't know where to start squishing.

>>28758272
Wonderful culture, I am interested in learning more.

>>28758304
She squishes you.

>>28757945
I love those cultures.

Remember to never call an orc fat, otherwise she'll make sure she's fat with your child

>>28758341
But surely a yeti would wish to be squished back! Can you imagine hugging someone and not having them reciprocate? That sounds cruel.

>>28758386
But I like them fat

>>28756880
Why? Holstaurs have no appeal.

>>28758509
you'll be singing a different tune after she lets you sample her prizewinning baked goods.

>>28758687
Not interested. I wouldn't even stop for her.

Would you drink and Exciting potion?

>>28758272
I want to lick her culture in that case.

>>28758482
That's just more reason to be fat with your child.

>>28758892
A cultural taboo! You are going to have to take responsibility for your actions. Culture can be very confusing.

>>28759033
Sorry but my wife is kinda already my valentine, and I don’t think she likes to share

>>28758717
What kind of devil passes up the best oatmeal raisin cookies in sherrywine county?

>>28759139
What kind of devil puts mummified grapes in cookies?

>>28759373
>Anon confirmed for child taste in cookies
Go eat some triple chocolate chunk supreme from some shitty name brand and wash it down with glass of 2% since you’re such a baby

>>28758915
>Local Man pacifies orc band by impregnating them.
>"Too heavy to raid"
>Weather at 10.

>>28758455
>Can you imagine hugging someone and not having them reciprocate? That sounds cruel.
Yetis are punished by being locked in a strait jacket and hugged by single men, they can't hug back no matter how hard they try

>>28759427
White Horn-san, you forgot to wear a bra!

We must form a nation all our own brothers.

>>28760292
Jesus, I didn't think they'd institute corporal punishment in the MGE!

>>28760292
That’s almost as bad as gagging a ghoul with a ring gag and barely leaving your cock out of reach of her tongue

>>28760292
I'd go around breaking all the Yetigirls out of their strait jackets and hugging them.

>>28760635
They're evil girls, without proper reprimanding they'll keep on hugraping men left and right

>>28760897
>"It was just one glomp! I didn't even mean it! Okay, he was cute and lonely and I meant it, but I'll never do it again! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
>By her third flaccid hug the yeti is unabashedly bawling
>She still has four to go
>Enter >>28760836

>>28760583
Gay flower was his best. Although gay flower is the best monstergirl species so he is cheating with that.

attention all anons
all porn involving adult females is now banned
that is all

>>28761091
The Yeti rescuer will find a wife very quickly if he keeps this up!

>>28754288
Already on it.

>>28726733
Tall monsters!

>>28761436
>walk to bake sale
>buy cookie
>morals stolen
Why is this allowed?

>>28761436
She may have huge titties, hourglass figure, legs for days, and a sultry voice, but she's actually an Automaton built 8 years ago, she's totally not an adult!

How would you control the local monster problem around your village?

>>28761436
this makes the bunyip senators seethe

>>28761436
You can't tell me what to do.

>>28762190
Kidnap them and drop them off at the nearest demon realm where they belong.

>>28762190
The problem is that there's not enough monsters, right?

How would monsters react to a hero who cut off their own cock and balls to avoid ever being raped?

>>28762247
That WAS the problem but now theres too many.

>>28762298
Encourage more men to come to the village then.

>>28762278
Silly hero doesn't know that monsters can just face fuck them and make a new dick for him with demon energy in the meantime.

>>28761436
Hail, hail, the great Baphomets! Hail, hail, the mighty Sabbaths!

>>28759139
I don't like cookies or wine.

How would your favorite Monstergirls punish you for attempting No Nut November?

>>28762930
Daily edging.

>>28762930
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-tvWTsQRfw

>No tall, mature kitsune with massive breasts, fluffy tails, and a clumsy streak that ruins her attempts to look sophisticated.

>>28762930
Foot stuff

>>28762930
Edging until I surrender or make it and fill her with triplets at 12:01 December 1st. It's less punishment than game, really; there's no chance she not getting that semen eventually anyway.

>>28762278
There is healing magic and stuff so that wouldn’t work

>>28762930
I fapped to a Familiar at 12:00 AM on November 1.

>>28762930
>implying i ever attempt

>>28762996
I want it.

The sticc fear the thicc.

>>28763851
Sticc are attractive. They have nothing to fear.

>>28764091
t.

>>28764091
>They have nothing to fear.
Other than stiff breezes, the cold, and being sat on, anyway.

What nickname would your waifu give you and why?

>>28759427
good art. Is the artist just drawing a bunch of MGE girls? The deviantart does have all of them.

>Welcome citizen, I'll be your interrogator.
>Torture? There is no need to be afraid only bad boys get "tortured".
>I can "torture" you though If you want to. I graduated with honors in "enhanced interrogation methods" in a class full of Dark Elves, you know?

>>28764272
She's sexier than any titcow.

>>28762930
She’d paralyze me with her eyes and then force me to lose NNN

>>28764670
Is this one of the Sins? Also, can I tough her horns?

>>28762930
I'd be waking up everyday with morning wood trapped between soft thighs and her whispering nasty things in my ear, so close to penetration but so far. She'd test my limits at every opportunity.

>>28762930
Continue to suck my blood and tease the bites at every opportunity to arouse me and compel me to lose

>>28765479
How are these whores so elegant?

>>28765611
Geisha.

>>28765611
Call her a whore again and you're getting a mouth full of hair

>>28765654
WHORE

>>28765654
1. Don't threaten me with a good time
2. It's a term of endearment. Really. Like when girls call each other bitches.

Are anubises just jackal girls or are they different?

>loli salamander wants to form a party with you
>she's weak, but you agree to adventure with her anyway because she's cute
>you find your new companion is almost naked all the time
>she bathes with you just plain naked without thinking about it
>accidentally drives you more out of your mind than an alice without having any of the charm magic

>>28765920
Would naizuri until my dick is numb

>>28766238
You know you're a slut for mofu

I WANT TO TEACH A LOLI RAIJU THAT SHE CAN ONLY MASTURBATE USING MY FINGER

>>28766698
Bunyip mofu is superior.

>>28766748
If you fingerbang her she's not going to be able to go back. And there's nothing sadder than a raiju who can't get off.

>>28766863
Getting assassinated by rival kuniochi clans.

its not ntr if she;s fucking girls for my entertainment right?

>>28766698
What's the buffest mofu?

>>28759427
These are pretty good.

>>28767174
Probably not. As long as she stays loyal to you. Especially no if shes doing it to members of your harem.

>>28765985
Imagine sitting in a hot spring side by side with her. Then a dragon flies past overhead and the salamander twists around and jumps to her feet to look at her fly, without paying any thought to how she's standing up right in front of you and giving you an eyeful of bare lolimander chest and midriff. And then she briefly loses her balance, tilts forward and gives you a mouthful of flat lolimander breast.

>>28767174
Of course not.