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...Do you require anything, /jp/?

>> No.2890709

I require you to get the fuck out.

>> No.2890713

>>2890709


...that's fine. Because I'm... furniture.

>> No.2890722
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>>2890713

>> No.2890725

>>2890713
Can I fuck you?

>> No.2890751

>>2890725

That is also fine, but... anon-sama, do you have a preference for furniture?

...also, I am required to leave right now, so it may be difficult to do so here...

>> No.2890769

Furniture shouldn't speak. It's awkward.

>> No.2890778

>>2890769

Yes, anon-sama, of cour-...

...

...

...

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2890798

Present your naked figure.

IMMEDIATELY.

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>>2890778
slut

>> No.2890807

>>2890799
Why is Kanon sucking a penis?

>> No.2890811

>>2890799

It's just not the same if she doesn't have the One Winged Eagle on her panties.

>> No.2890824

I though I was talking to kanon.

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>> No.2890882

You can speak again, Furniture.

>> No.2890909

>>2890882

...I've returned. Thank you, anon-sama.

>> No.2890934

>>2890799
WHO IS THIS GODDESS?!

>> No.2890937

>>2890799

Source?

>> No.2890945

>>2890934

...this is no goddess, anon-sama, but merely furniture. This furniture will surely regret acting like a human... although that may not be my place to say...

Forgive me for speaking out of turn, anon-sama. Do you require anything else?

>> No.2890951

>>2890945
WHO IS THAT GODDESS?!

>> No.2890965

>>2890951

...if you require that furniture's name, anon-sama, it is 'Shannon'. She the second-ranked maid in the Rokkenjima mansion.

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>>2890965

Her name is "SAYO"!

>> No.2890994

>>2890985

Tch... this 'Anon-sama of the Crimson Moon'... what is your intention with Nee-san...?!

>> No.2891089

....I shall resume my duties. Please call me if you need anything, anon-sama, namefag-sama, tripfag-sama.

...

>> No.2891177

>>2891089

Strip.

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>> No.2891275

>>2891177
>>2891229

I apologize, anon-sama. Oyakata-sama will not permit me to remove the crest of the One-Winged Eagle in such a manner. As furniture, such an order can not be followed, even from an honored guest,

...I believe that Nee-san is quite proficient at stripping, however.

>> No.2891304

Blowjobs. For everyone.

>> No.2891332

>>2891304

'Certainly, anon-sama'... is what I would like to say, but I don't believe that there are any on this island that can offer this service at the moment... considering the number of anon-sama here, only myself, Nee-san, Genji-san, Kumasawa-san, and Gohda-san would not be able to service everyone simultaneously... also, in the unlikely case that any of anon-sama are female, a 'blowjob' would be impossible.

Perhaps, after dinner has been prepared, we may have an opportunity to fulfill this request, anon-sama. My apologies.

>> No.2891345

>>2891332
Reported to Kinzo
Useless furniture, only good for their sex appeal

>> No.2891348

>>2891345
Not even good for their sex appeal!

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>>2891345
>>2891348

Insults.... mean nothing to furniture, tripfag-sama, anon-sama. However, Oyakata-sama has requested not to be disturbed. If you intend to talk to him about such trifling matters, it may fall to me... that is, the task of cutting up any non-family members that approach his door, if you see what I mean.

...I must now help prepare dinner. If you require anything else, please wait a little while, honored guests.

>> No.2891400

>>2891377
Can I have Turkey?

>> No.2891422

I like this thread.

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>>2891377
After dinner can you clean my bat.

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>>2891446
And my Cleaver.

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>>2891482
And my axe!

>> No.2891524

>>2891508
and this*grabs dick*

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HERE'S JOHNNY!

>> No.2891595

A piece of furniture helping to prepare dinner...

This is relevant to my interests!

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>>2891377

>However, Oyakata-sama has requested not to be disturbed

But playing with corpses is a pastime of mine.

I run a dead girl moe moe theatre.

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