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>>29012736
Mega Archive: https://mega.nz/folder/b7QSFbIQ#G3K9UO01viIkxUrQBlwx5A

>>29014870
It's back up? Nice

>>29014705
Yes.

>>29014567
Cuddlebug!

>>29015172
Bugs deserve hugs

>>29014871

Cute.

Brown bug.

Jubjubs have potential to be super overpowered because of how they are nearly constantly guzzling loads of their husbands mana from being constantly "perched" on his dick.

Imagine becoming a powerful Order hero leading a squad of powerful paladins just to get casually trashed by a demi-god coomer bird
And she did it with her husband firmly burrowed in her, she didn't leave his dick even for a second.

If desired/necessary, the Sabbath is fully capable of using advanced measures to secure quality Onii-chans.

Men are literally worthless. Try to prove me wrong

>>29015804
You need us to produce more women, and no amount of stem cell resarch or sex changes will fix that

>Do not avert your gaze.

>>29015804
Thats not what your mother said.

>>29015956
>t. Alp

>>29015567
Imagine getting shotafied and raised by a Baphomet into the ideal onii-chan. Years and years of curated fetishes combined with a healthy diet and lifestyle probably works wonders.

>>29015966
Men unloved by their mothers are an extreme bait for monsters with healing fetish.
>>29016254
She risks that he'll keep calling her onee-chan or mommy instead.

>>29015368
What is this from?

>>29015804
But she's right.

>>29014871
>>29015416
why is it "cute" when girls can't do it, but "you're a failure, Anon" when i can't do it?

>>29016399
Only if she raises him that way.

>>29015956
Naruhodo

>>29016515
Because feminism means freedom for everyone, not just women.

>>29016515
Because men have upper body strength and you really are a failure. Lose weight, gain muscle.

>>29015875
European queens declared more wars percentage-wise than kings did

>>29015804
Women are shitty garbagemen and CEOs

>>29016469
https://twitter.com/Barthurs_64/status/1324397986605158401

>>29014440
>tfw no drow harem or being a semen fountain for the matriarchy

>>29016784
The vast majority of all shitty CEOs have been men. It's basically a given that if you are a shit CEO, you probably have a penis.

Go back to r9k you retards

>>29016963
>The vast majority of all CEOs have been men
Fixed

>>29016999
Fuck off upside down satan.

This is the fate you chose,you have nobody else to blame but yourself

>>29015804
Without men MGs literally couldn't exist yet humanity would still continue.

I wouldn't be wrong in saying that MGs are literally parasitic in this regard.

>>29017004
Simpson's Paradox doesn't make what I said before any less true.

>>29017298
The joke went right over your head.

>>29017416
same

>>29017298
Doesn't matter, fucked snakes

Today is a special day, but do you guys know why?

>>29017558
11112020
probably a maths joke that makes a lich snicker and leaves everyone else confused

>>29017558
112 years ago, some people signed a piece of paper to stop killing each other by the millions for a couple years

Its singles day

>>29017298
Well, you can't deny that mamono are humanity's path to ascension. They are humanity's saviour as much as they are totally dependent on the human race to survive.

Now go worship demon

>>29017558
Polish Centaurs get to dress up in uniforms

>>29018086
that demon needs a napkin to clean the cum off her legs

>>29018249
>Winged Hussar centaurs
....Well, looks like I need to bring some of the motherland to America.

>>29018323
It's sweat, and she only needs my tongue

>>29015560
I hate to rain on your parade, but Casey mentioned that a couple that spends all their time fucking will have an excessively high “level” in sexual capability and perhaps stamina, they’ll still be baseline for just about everything else.
Mamono mana uncaps stats, but you still have to earn them.

>>29018563
>Casey
KC, fuckin TTS.

>>29015073

>>29018602
>he uses text-to-speech

>>29018692
How else am I gonna monsterpost while driving on the job?

>>29018692
How else are you supposed to drive and 4 Chan?

>>29019095
Dumb birb

>>29018867
>>29018876
how about you focus on the road instead?

>>29018692
>he doesn't post while working out or taking a bath.
lmao I bet you don't even schedule your shitposting.

>>29019243
Wait, you mean you don't actively endanger your life? Think about the undead girls, Anon!

Do you still have to valiantly die on a battlefield to get a valkyrie GF?

>>29019362
>Think about the undead girls, Anon!
that's exactly why I don't endanger my life

>>29019388
>skintight suit that doesn't even bother hiding her erect nipples
Not a true valkyrie

Watch out for swarms of Raccoon Girls showing up at your door this winter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ofp26_oc4CA

>>29019158
Do dumb birds get loved and fucked as much?

>>29019388
Imagine girls observing you
>hey girls check this man out!
>what is that why is this guy spraying his teeth with a silver spray?
>oh wait he's yelling now "witness me?"

Touch fluffy ears.

>>29019388
>Die in a really dumb way on the battlefield in some human war
>Get Aqua as your valkyrie
She doesn't need to be smart to bear daughterus 2bh

>>29017558
Yes, Todd Howard I know why

>>29019388
imagine dozens of valkyries just waiting for a single worthy heroic anon,once anon kicks the bucket he will be swarmed by nordic pussy

>>29019537
Sir Daniel Fortesque, caught another arrow in the eye, eh?

>>29019385
It's not fair how cute centaurs are. Why couldn't they be set up like satyrs instead?

>>29019539
Gonna pin down and impregnate those dragons.

Dragon goddess!

Cute maids with dark secrets!

>>29019539
That thin one in the back is asking for it.

>>29019733
she is a big girl,big girls scare me

>>29019243
That’s why I’m not typing silly.

>>29019449
Survival of the fittest, Anon. You have to be crafty and skilled to take what you want.

>>29019539
Odahviing is best girl.

>>29019804
>big girls scare me
I mean it is more enjoyable for her to toy with you if you are a little bit scared.

>>29019909
but I don't wanna be dragonbait just because I look weak

>>29019960
That's exactly what good dragon bait would say. You're doubling down.

>>29014870
Based and archivepilled

>>29020046
Centaur Cavalry, throughout the ages.

>Be desert oasis undine
>See a man coming my way
>Get excited
>He gets swallowed by sandworm
>See another man coming
>Get excited again
>He gets ambush by a girtablilu
>I see another man again for the third time
>Get excited for the third time
>Group of undead come out the sand and dog pile him
>Why do I get ovaries blocked everytime

>>29019868
No matter how skilled and crafty she is, she still has to ask me nicely for sex.

>>29019733
Would a dragon be impressed with my hoard of 40k miniatures?

Anons, how do you come up with names for your girls? And do you use "human names" or more fantasy-themed ones?

>>29020189
My waifu’s name just kinda came to me out of the blue and I stuck with it.

>>29020189
I honestly just went to a baby name site and found a fitting name.

>>29020189
It would probably depend on the monster girl. Egyptian names for desert girls or maybe a Romanian names for vampire and etc.

>>29020151
only if you are BALD.

>>29020189
She has a nickname that I'm more comfortable using
>Fantasy names
Don't do this.

>>29019960
Hey, you get to cuddle with a goddess. You might be her little dragonbait/toy, but I would say that is a pretty good deal.

>>29020017
>>29020286
but where is the consent in all this?

>>29020306
You'll give it retroactively. They always do.

>>29020189
I just picked girls names I liked for my waifus.

>>29019738
I do not trust this maid.

>>29020306
Just imagine all the benefits from simply having to eat out a god from time to time(every day). It's a close relationship.

>>29020189
Best names just happen randomly

I want to make Shog-chan and Kiki-chan get along! Around my penis!

>>29019738
> loyal maids that are actually stronger and way more powerful than you in general
I enjoy this dynamic.

What kind of monster girls could you find working at the DMV

>>29019738
Extra limbs are great, but extra limbs bursting out of the side of the girl are rhey opposite of great.
I want to be scaroused, not surpflaccid.

>>29020630
Hellhound.
I'm sorry.

>>29020584

Cursed weapons of long lost tech

>>29020189
I can't think of one. Because I can't even comprehend the idea of any good woman loving me.

>>29019960
I'd fucking love to be dragonbait. The older and more powerful the dragon the better.

Best MGE endings by region:
>Desert lands: eaten by a sandworm
>Volcanic region: raped by a hellhound
>Winterland: rescued by a whitehorn
>Ocean Realm: attacked by mershark
>Wastelands: poisoned and "eaten" by a manticore
>Mountains: subdue p'orcer raiding party and become chieftain
>Wonderland: "The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!"
>Plains: become holstaur dairy farmer
>Undead realm: swarmed on by a horde of hungry ghouls
>Not Japan: enthralled by a white snake
>Not China: return to monke
>Chaos Realm: absorbed by a shoggoth
>Royal Demon Realm: become enslaved to a demon via contract
>Forests: Stumble into satyros midnight ritual drinking party
All MGE endings are good ones, but these are the best of the best

>>29020630
Zombies.

>>29020151
did you paint them yourself? did you thin your paints?

>>29020890
>Not China: return to monke
Incorrect. The best ending is becomimg a kung fu master and opening a dojo with your Hinezumi wife.

>>29020890
>"raped by a hellhound" is the best Volcanic ending when Lava Golems exist
>shitty hearthstone quote for Wonderland when smug cat exists
good list, but could use some refining

>>29020883
Would you dare escape her hold on you and get out of bed earlier than her? Or do you just start groping, kissing and sucking like a madman when waking up before her?

>>29020890
Best MGE endings by region:
>Desert lands: fennec befriends you
>Volcanic region: pounced on by a firefox
>Winterland: rescued by an arctic fox
>Ocean Realm: raided by pirate foxes
>Wastelands: pounced on by bandit fox
>Mountains: discover silver fox monk
>Wonderland: welcomed by cheshire fox
>Plains: marry harvest goddess wolf
>Undead realm: swarmed on by a horde of cold, cuddly foxes
>Not Japan: marry inari
>Not China: orgy with youko
>Chaos Realm: become latex and molest chaos fox
>Royal Demon Realm: succed off by kumihos
>Forests: catch red fox thief and proactively date her
It's all fox.

>tfw you will never live a solitary life in a cozy log cabin with your yeti wife

>>29021033
The latter, of course. The only reason I'd be allowed to get out of bed earlier than her is if I'm planning to make us a nice breakfast.

>>29021081
It hurts...

>>29021029
>shitty hearthstone quote
I hope you are baiting

>>29021185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pWC-4dx3Q0

>>29020498
Double the maids means double the lewdity.

>>29021238
no, i just never read Alice in the Wonderland in the original language, so i didn't know the quote appeared there. I am ready for the penalty that i deserve for such transgressions.

>>29020890
>Chaos Realm: absorbed by a shoggoth
I wouldn't mind being absorbed by my shog maid from time to time and get raped silly inside her body for a whole day while she goes about her daily maid routines. She should just ignore my pleads for mercy.

>>29021267
It's squared, actually.

>>29020696
>refuses to give you a license because humans aren’t as good of drivers as monsters and it would put you in too much danger

If I wanted to kidnap more monsters for my harem, should I partner with a gaunt or a nacho? Can the latter allow me to produce silk to tie them up?

>>29021289
The pleas for mercy only make her hornier

I need a Jinko wife

>>29021381
Probably. Also no sound would escape her body. Inside a shog nobody can hear you scream. All you get is the knowing shog smile.

Which MGs would be better or most suited for this fetish?

stoic shark gals

>>29021583
That's Ogre's gimmick.

>>29021583
Dark elf loli. Also, you should probably become an incubus

>>29021362
Night Gaunt. Nachos don't leave their burrows and spend all their time devoted to building their webs. You can also fly as a Night Gaunt's husband.

>>29021630
What about Mino and Jinko?

>>29020584
>Maid with spell power and mana capacity that rival that of a Shirokuto witch
>Invested all of her spell slots into maid spells like dispel dust, enhance manners, and meteor storm

>>29021794
>meteor storm
Ah yes. For scaring away pesky intruders

behold the one and only time I attempted to make choco wight work

>>29020584
if the maid is stronger than I am, then why is she my maid?

>>29021729
They do build webs, though. Can they be used to capture female raiders?

>>29021913
Because she looks good in the uniform obviously.

>>29021886
Sexy

>>29020189
I just picked names that made sense. Maria is perfect for a nun, gloria was perfect for a nuns daughter, and belladonna matched my second wifes exotic nature.

>>29020934
Yes and yes.
Imagine a nerd dragons face when you tell her you don't thin your paints.

>>29021769
Jinkos are honorable and not sadistic, Minotaurs are impulsive and aggressive but also still not sadistic.

>>29021925
https://twitter.com/k_cross/status/819135209849225217
>Thank you. It's not impossible to make a garment, but if a human woman cuts it off, she might make a mess and rape it all over her body like a tentacle suit, and then turn it into a family member.... So the "become a family member," part of it would be the same Atlach-Nacha.
There was a post back when they first came out that was never properly translated that sounds like their webs have the property of a Mad Hatter's hat and can become tentacles that transform women into Atlach-Nachas

>>29021913
Because she believes someone needs to look after you and feels it's her responsibility.

>>29022142
Sounds hot.

>>29020046
Why is her blade gift wrapped?

What harpy-type girl needs more lewds and of what?

>>29022213
But I'm a grown ass man who can take care of himself. I might be alone but I didn't died yet.

>>29022584
Gandharva is in a dire need of lewds. Not sure of the position, I guess cowgirl is fine.

>>29022584
Gandharva is pretty low on lewds. Maybe have her bend over after she dropped her instrument.

>>29022584
Anything Owl Mage related, but I'm pretty biased

>>29020890
Best MGE ending by region
>Desert lands: becoming the pharaoh's or apophis's prized possessions
>Volcanic region: Getting beat up or beating up a salamander
>Winterland: Living in a Yuki-onna's cabin
>Ocean region: Getting shipwrecked by a kraken
>Wastelands: a nice slime
>Mountains: Can't go wrong with beating up a high orc
>Wonderland: Having tea parties with a Mad hatter
>Plains: A nice country side succ
>Undead realm: A vampire's bloodbag
>Not japan: Finding a hidden kunicohi village
>Not china: Getting hoped on by a jiangshi
>Chaos realm: slime meido
>Royal Demon realm: yandere lilim
>Forests: werewolf cuddle pile
Theses would have to be my prefer endings.

>>29022584

>>29021913
Because she is a proper maid and you are her master

If it is an ancient evil then she is probably using the maid stuff as a front, while having that silly young noble wrapped around her finger

>>29022584
Gandharva, Siren and Owl Mage don't any or maybe one or two lewds.

>>29022584
>>29022740
On second thought, if you want something more unusual, her visible claws give her potential for wing-"hand"jobs.

>>29021886
Don’t you mean Wight Chocolate?

>>29022878
Aaaaand that's going into the wife pun pile. here, have a rat.

>>29022740
>>29022793
>>29022812
>>29022845
>>29022849
Why did Gandharva get so popular all of a sudden?

>>29022939
She's not my favorite, she just doesn't have any lewds.

Is it true that children are the best way to thicken up a harpy?

>>29021886
Don't be afraid of another try.
>>29022878
Chocolate needs cockoa to count as chocolate.
>>29022939
See >>29022970

>>29023015
Yes. Those tits have to grow somehow.

>>29023010
You just know zipangu natives would trick foreigners like this

>"Just say this line when you meet her. Trust me"

>>29023326
Remember to get the useful T.Nuki phrasebook when visiting Zipangu! Here are just some of the useful phrases you can learn!

>Can you tell me where my hotel is? I am very lost/
あなたは美しいです、私はあなたと結婚しなければなりません
>Do you know any good places to eat?/私はあなたの胸を愛撫しなければなりません
>I have lost my passport/私は孤独で妻が必要です
>Thank you/私にキスしてください

>>29021844
It's most often used for spiders. Of all sizes.

>>29023326
>Anon and his zipangu cousin go for a night on the town
>Tells him to say horribly lead things to all the single monsters they come across
>Introduces himself as a stud and how sexy the shopkeep is
>When he orders something he’s telling them how many kids he wants with them
>Thank you’s are replaced with his apartment, room and code for his door
>anon’s cousin is texting her aunt that she’ll have plenty of grandkids now

>>29023478
T.Nuki is so helpful. I would love to meet her in person!

>>29022501
you don't make scabbards for spears

I want to visit Zipangu even though the only phrase I know how to say roughly translates to "I am a massive slut for foxes"

>>29023625
She has massive...amounts of generosity. Tales far and wide have been told about her...wealth. There isn't a dress in the world that can contain her...moneybags.

She's also got enormous tits.

>>29023723
Is she looking for an official breast holder? I've heard they're in high demand amongst the rich and stacked.

>>29023723
Fantastic! I cant wait to meet such a Great women.

I hope she doesn't fondling them

Actually considering the above I've got a non memey item that may actually be a legit MGE item.

A translating book that lets the man translate his "true feelings". That is the man will take the book around and it'd have blank pages that could translate whatever he wanted to translate (food, directions etc) but when he comes across a monster he likes what he thinks are "real translations" are actually his real feelings about her.

Like he'd try and say "Hello" but the book would give him words that mean "You are beautiful" something like that.

>>29023748
Are you strong enough for it Anon?
>>29023778
She doesn't mind.

>>29023723
Gonna give her a hug.

>smugs at you

Reminder that undead nobles have literally nothing to do but hand out decrees and fatten up their throne sitters with snacks all day

>>29024132
As it should be.
I need an extra soft undead liege

>>29024101
The largest of foxes, the red fox.

>>29024101
I want to get smugged at by a fox so bad.

>>29024101
>Dicks your path

>>29024101
Don't make me erection at you

>>29023723
Titanic Tanuki titties are for hefting.
Are they soft or firm?`

>>29024862
Very soft.

How big would you say is too big for a harem I would say it’s somewhere after 5-6

>>29024927
As they should be, enough to overflow her bra or any tight top.
Granted, they're big enough that they probably smother anything they rest on or in.

>>29025243
5-6 is my max size.

>>29025243
73, but 72 virgin houri or khepri are perfect harem size

>>29025243
Beyond bigamy seems unmanageable to me, but I am a monogamyfag.

>>29024101

>>29024101
Oh you should have run away when you saw her licking her lips but it's too late now
Enjoy your family!

>>29025243
I wouldn't want more than my two wives. It took me a while to be comfortable with anything but monogamy.

>>29024132
Silly mortal tongue in superiour undead ass!

Anons, I have a confession to make. My fetish is making the lewdest girls wear conservative clothing... Am I sick in the head?

>>29025243
For me, it’s 2, marriage is between one man and one woman

Yes, I'm a sinner
Yes, I want to be free
Yes, I wished to be unburdened
Yes, I want to be blessed
Yes, I want to be worthy of something

>>29025594
No unless your idea of "conservative clothing" involves a little red hat

>>29025700
I suppose I should've said "modest clothing" instead.

>>29025243
I would only want one wife unless its something like the kamaitachi.

>>29025637
>Yes, I want to be worthy of something
The question isn't if I want to be worth something, the question is if even a dark priestess would see any worth in me.

Peak monster performance!

>>29020713
Best head maid. Keeps the fairy maids working.

Coming home from work and see kiki wife in lewd lingerie eating out nurari wife while the latter is playing video games, and then spot anubis wife bound, blindfolded and gagged on the floor ready to be used. I would very much like that.

>>29025908
Just say yes anon!

Help. I can't decide on my favourite undead girl between Ghoul, Jiangshi, and Banshee.

>>29026111
Those....those are three very different girls anon. Surely you're not the type who's a slut for anything that doesn't breathe?!?!

>>29025986
Keeps out thieving witches and mages as well.

>>29026111
Why not all three?

>>29026078
I have way too much self doubt to be able to do that!
She gotta make me say yes. I'd love a yandere-light dark priestess.

>>29026155
Uh, n-no...

>>29026256
I can't just choose all three, that'd be suicide!

>>29025243
One is all you need, but I'd put three at the maximum unless we're talking about something more akin to an actual harem where a certain level of distance is acceptable. I don't think I could give enough of myself to more women than that and still make it feel like real love, you know? Plus, I'm the type that needs some time to myself on the daily and more women makes that harder and harder.

>>29025243
I'd say 5 is the standard size with 7 as the max (or 8 if there's a pair of twins).

>>29026078
t. Frustrated priestess that just want to get on anons dick.

>>29026675
Get in the fucking confession booth Anon.

>>29025243
2. Maybe 3 if it is something like a undead & ghost that partially share an identity.

>>29027378
>Kiki moments before disaster
I'll bet she's distracted by her master's cuteness. Truly, it is a thing of terror.

>>29026196
>Mansion security aka the maids capture the thieving mage
>They cuff and gag her before delivering her to you for punishment
> You fuck her silly and creampie her multiple times
>Maids throw her out afterwards.
>For some reason she still keeps coming back to steal stuff from the mansion library.
Weird how that works.

>>29025594
It's even hotter if you wear lewd clothes picked by her for you at the same time.

>>29027023
>"One time I stayed up long than my moms said I was allowed to to play on my gameboy"
>Sure, whatever. That's a sin, so put your dick in the sin hole so I can absolve you of your sins!

>>29027751
Imagining a smoking, trashy dark priest saying all this in a new yorker accent

>>29027751
>"But the sin hole is too huh, my peepee can't reach..."
>"Oh, noooo, I guess I'll just have to come over, then. Scoot over, it's going to be tight <3."

>>29021388

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82115759

I need more examples of human and monster girl kids getting along

What would a "malnourished" lamia look like?

>>29022809
>Royal Demon realm: yandere lilim
>Not genki tomboy lilim

>>29028498
Ah, the esteemed Prince Lim.

>>29028536
Prince lim?

>>29027576
Lady of the house may not appreciate the mage 'borrowing' her shit.

>>29028584
Prince Lim: the tannest, basketball spinningest, swim team aciest, meat lovingiest, bandaid on her nosiest big tittiest princess of them all, of course. It's a term of endearment.

>>29028614
>vampire lolibaba mistress domming the human girl mage/dark mage interloper
Hot

>>29028536
>>29028706
Soo, alp lilim?

>>29028764
Or just a normal tomboy lilim. Would give loyalty to either way.

>>29023010
>somebody actually saved my OC
I made a mindflayer version too.

>>29028722
She's not a cruel or harsh mistress but some punishment is needed.

Gonna get a strongfat monster girl harem and no one will stop me.

>>29030271
Sounds like your looking for some orcs.

>>29030468
Orcs, trolls, a salamander or lizardman that decided to bulk but not really cut, a wellfed jinko.

>>29030527
Jinko and manticore are really good choices for this.

>>29030690
Strongfat manticore would be interesting and my love of jinkos wouldn't have me saying no.

Although 'thick' tail jokes would need to be made at the manticore's expense.

>>29029940
The right move is to join in on the fun. The lord and lady of the mansion and one poor little thieving sorceress.

>>29030271
>strongflat
Never heard of that combo before. Maybe a get bapho?

>>29014870
did a/b/omination stop updating?

>>29030835
Does this count as a Freudian slip?

>>29030835
>Strongflat
Anon, your dyslexia is kicking in.

>>29030741
>'thick' tail jokes would need to be made at the manticore's expense.
Naturally. I imagine this manticore would be playing the "lazy asshole male lion" role so someone would casually get spined or lazily raped every time. Somehow, no one minds.

>>29030741
Strongfat red oni.

>>29030952
Very much so.
The sort that gives an annoyed look and narrowly misses on purpose with a spine....or nails you in the leg so she can drag you over to where she is an milk you while she's back to whatever she's doing.

>>29031065
Thats another option.
Won't see a blue oni like that but reds can tend to get on that bigthick side.

"It's awful chilly out. Could you keep this kitty warm for a bit, sir?"

>>29030835
>>29030271
>Order strongfat harem over the phone
>Harem delivery services hear your order wrong
>Have to explain to both the delivery demon and the 5 washboard lizardmen that you didn't order strongflats

>>29031199
I mean, I don't think I could turn them down after they got their hopes up like that.

We'll just need to wait for mammobammo to kick in.

>>29031111
Sorry, I'm allergic to cats. That poor Chihuahua over there looks like she's FREEZING, though!

>>29031111
There's no way such a cute girl is talking to me, she's clearly talking to someone else.

>>29031111
God skintight and latex is so hot. I am gunna impregnate this cat over one of the fences.

Why don’t you have a Phantom wife, anon? Don’t you want to have fun roleplay sex with a high-class ghost woman?

>>29031580
I'm pretty sure that my lich wife plans on raising one for the harem at some point.

>>29031580
The apophis is currently crushing me with her fat ass thats why.

>>29031580
It would feel weird to see her with a different body type for my fantasies.

>>29031580
Who's to say I don't and this is all an act? Maybe then all this suffering will have a happy ending.

>>29031199
>>29031247
>Ok Ladies, I won't kick you out but you've got some, uh, bulking requirements to meet.
>The one lizardman that went dex-build is crestfallen.

>>29031761
Acrobatic strongfat is even more impressive though.

>>29031761
>Lean, lithe lizard, swift of movement and light on her feet
>Making her bulk up
I don't like to piss on other people's tastes, but that sounds like a waste. Maybe send her to me instead?

>>29031792
But her dex is going to drop!
Sure, she'll still be more flexible and harder to hit than the others but her whole build is screwed up now!

>>29031860
mayhaps its for the best.

>>29031065
Sauce?

ˢᶫᶦᵐᵉ

>>29032210
>>29032286
Ghosts are better than slimes

>>29032322
Ectoplasm can bridge the gap.

>>29032322
Ghosts are just ectoplasm slimes.

>>29032322
I like the idea of a ghost possesses someone depressed and fills their head with positive affirmations, canceling out their negative self-talk

>>29032644
If a phantom possessed you, do you think she’d be able to control you rather than just fill your head with fantasies like normal ghosts? It’s implied they’re pretty damn strong monsters

>>29032750
If you're weak willed, comfortable with the idea or unconscious it could probably work.

>>29032750
I don't see them being that much into the idea. What would they do with someone they've possessed?

>>29032322
We need more Ethereal/Ghost girls. Its Surprising and a shame that we only have like 4 currently.

Still Prefer slimes though.

>>29032880
I like the idea of my phantom wife wanting to possess me so she can understand a bit about what it’s like to be a man so she can have more accurate fantasies.
and then she jerks me off with my own hand for hours

>>29032880
>What would they do with someone they've possessed?
If she's on board with building a harem for him and he's really shy, she could go flirt with other girls in his body. If not, just strike sexy poses in the mirror.

>>29032048
I found it here a couple months back don't know beyond that.

Anons, I'm condering naming my daughter Desirae. Do you think it sounds too much like a "stripper" name?

>>29033415
What is she?

>>29033415
I don't know how to describe this, but it feels like uncanny valley of naming, like it almost sounds like a legit name but doesn't.

who let the gremlins out?

>>29033515
She's an adorable little demon who takes after her mother.
>>29033625
I think I get what you mean. It might be the variant spelling at fault, since the traditional version uses accented Es.

>>29033634
Me
Sorry, those are my kids. They’re on their way to the Sabbath

>>29033744
I think it would be fine. Sorta like Desire but fancy. Would be a good name for a demon.

>>29033757
You've certainly equpped your daughters with... ballistics.

>>29033415
Are you going to fuck her

>>29033744
Demons are easy for me, just flip through the lesser key of solomon for a while. Try not to have more than 72 kids though.

>>29033852
Anon, don't be rude. Daughterus are not for fug, even if she is a demon.

>>29033964
Just wanted to know because people who name their daughteu also dick them in this thread.

>>29034121
What? I can think of only 2 Daughteru dickers. KDF and BlackWightfag. The rest dont and all of them have names.

Why are Jubjubs so underrated? They have everything we love about harpies, plus they're even fluffier and come in lewd pink.

>>29034260
It's a tossup for me between them and owl mage and maybe kiki depending on how you define them.

>>29019539
Which one would you impregnate first anons?
I would start by the boss herself

>>29034201
I though there was more. I guest they're really vocal about it.

>>29034260
They’re so cock-crazed that once you fuck them they won’t let you pull out ever again. Ever. While that sounds hot, can you imagine actually trying to live with your Jub-Jub wife hanging off your cock 24/7? That would really suck

Can someone give me examples of what different monster girls humor would be like?

>>29019539
>>29034209
>>29034355
I would down a tentacle potion and impregnate all three at the same time. Then afterwords once i am human again i would take my time to fill their wombs up even more just to make sure.

>>29034260
I'm an owl mage/gandharvafag as far as harpies go. Jubjubs are actually too lewd for me, as I like my girls with a healthy mark of intelligence and interests other than my dick.

>>29033964
>Daughterus are not for fug, even if she is a demon.
If the demon is adopted, then the for fug level jumps to 100%

>>29034458
>Ushi-Onna
What do you call a guy who cries while he masturbates? A tearjerker!
>Ghoul
What's the odd one out? Meat, eggs, and a blowjob. Well, you can beat your meat and eggs, but you can't beat a blowjob.

>>29034628
An inevitability for single fathers

>>29033744
Do you have an image of her mother?

>>29034260
Coomer birds are hot but I prefer waifus who are smart enough to have interests aside from dick. And I doubt my other wives would appreciate somebody who's that much of a dick hog.

>>29034728
Only if you want it.

>>29034800
I've now realized my ambition. I want to start a school with a custom curriculum for monster girls who can't study well because of their lust for dick. We can't give up on them just because they're a little special. Their futures must be protected!

>>29034458
An owl mage hath walked into a bar
inside the lady did see a deprav'd jub-jub who is't did get off to having h'r husband urinate inside h'r
the jub-jub did turn to h'r and hath said the lady shouldst tryeth it
quoth the owl, “never, whore”

Big goats, small goats, smart goats, strong goats. It doesn't matter the type, I love them all.

>>29033110
I can't even find the artist.

>>29034841
>Only if you want it.
That probably wouldn't be a problem, with a demon loli seducing you.

>>29034800
Fat dumb fucking slut bird
I'm gonna pin her down by the neck and punish her for her obscene behavior. There's no way she can last after the dicking she's gonna get

>>29024101
How can she be so smug at 5am?

>>29035932
>try dicking bird made to endlessly fuck
>think you can tire it out

>>29035932
>and then anon spend the rest of his life with his dick stuck in a bird

>>29035897
She won't go after me but she'll go after little Tommy instead.

What if Creeping Coin smut.

>>29036069
Haven't seen a story for creeping coin

ded

>>29036451
Huge titty undead.

>>29035995
>adopting a Demon and expecting her to not go for you

>>29036451
Wight hands typed this

>>29036495
Is it possible to just adopt a monstergirl and be a good father?

>>29036542
What's the disconnect?

>>29035987
Happy ending. How nice.

>>29036770
A good parent doesn't dick their kid.

If I take a shota potion would that make sabbath members lose interest in me?

Would you sign up for Amazon Prime in MGE?

>>29037008
A good human parent maybe. A good monster dad sticks his thick cock in his little princesses tight little cunny.

>>29037008
You have the basic concept of monsters down, right?

>>29037067
Only if the amazon who visits me also takes me back to her village to be her husband

>>29037067
yes

>>29037067
>tfw my waifu is only 5’10” and she’s an Amazon compared to me
Why did I have to be cursed at being only 5’2”?

>>29037285
Manlet get out

>>29036542
Depending on the species, you might just have to fit together "good parenting" and "being her one and only", and call it close enough.

>>29035766
>walk up to a wight
>look her directly in the eye
>say "the only difference between a wight and an ugly dirty stinking zombie is the dress"
How would she react?

>>29037555
two weeks in the ghoul crypt

>>29037555
She'd claw your face off and then rape you slowly and elegantly until you understood how wrong you were.

>>29037363
>giant wock titties directly at face level
I'm ok with this.

I'm going to go fishing at Sahu Lake and use raging mushrooms as bait when fishing!

>>29034260
Because, as tempting as Jubjubs are, they're still so sex crazed that you have to be fucking them every moment for the rest of your life

>>29037382
How would a proud and composed lizardman warrior deal with me blowing a raspberry against her abs?

>>29038206
At sahu lake the only bait is you

>>29037084
I heard a rumour that daughteru cunny is even better than waifu pussy, is this true?

>>29038211
This is why all the girls in your harem should be bisexual, so they'll spend time diddling each other as you rest or attend to other business.

>>29037084
>>29038675
Stop shitposting

>>29037869
Remember, human men need their face between monster girl titties.

Giant wasps!

>>29038951
Beware the Cazadore

>>29038951
>>29015496

>>29038951
That was a giant wasp for ants let me try again

Oh. It was already posted earlier. It's just nobody cared
>>29015496

>>29039007
>you feel a little woozy

>>29039215
>Snakebite tourniquet used
>Snakebite tourniquet removed

>>29039303
>Anon, I can't rape you if you aren't hard.
>So StOP UsINg tHOSe

please stop making me want a cazadore gf

>>29015496
Meru has a gift at drawing women.

>>29039396
Fuck the sexy bug girl.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that warm and soft monsters make winter snuggling all the bettter.

>>29039420
Seeing a Demon in regular clothing is 10/10.

>>29028764
How would she react to a confession of love and admiration?

>>29039420
what is she singing? Nevermind, I'm going to counter with 24-hour Cinderella no matter what once it's my turn.

>>29039359
>Equips Darklight Hazmat suit and cowl
>Laughs in 900 Snakebite tourniquets

I'd rather a Deathclaw.

>>29039770
Mob of gecko gals sounds okay.

>>29039770
Are you ready for that? I mean, do you know you can't be ready?

>>29039543
Probably by calling you a nerd, punching your arm, then asking you to spot her

I'd rather a Ghost Person

>>29039703
>*angry cazador buzzing

>>29039924
>You feel woozy...