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2919866 No.2919866 [Reply] [Original]

Do you require something, /jp/ sama...?

>> No.2919872
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>> No.2919874

I demand smokes.

>> No.2919871

Furniture should not speak unless spoken to

>> No.2919878

Get me Genji, and get Genji to get my absinthe.

>> No.2919889
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>> No.2919891

Summon Ronove and get the fuck out of here you lowborn furnituuuureeeee *cackle**cackle**cackle*

>> No.2919892
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>>2919874

....is this sufficient, anon-sama?

>>2919871

I'm certain that someone called me, anon-sama... perrhaps it was Nee-san, then.

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>>2919878

Here it is, anon-sama.

>>2919891

I apologize, anon-sama, but this game hasn't yet progressed to a point in which he can be summoned. I will attempt to meet your needs in his stead.

>> No.2919914

>>2919892

（　ﾟ_ゝﾟ） < Oh you did not just bring me a goddamn Malboro.

GET ME MY RIBBON YOU FOOL, HURRY!

>> No.2919921

>>2919878
I drank Absinthe just a hour ago. I understand Kinzo. It truly is a nice drink. I've never met the fairy, though. I cant handle that much.

>> No.2919925
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>>2919914

...? Do you mean this, anon-sama?

>> No.2919919

>>2919910

Genji! Kill Kanon for my amusement!

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>>2919919

...commencing furniture dismantlement, anon-sama.

>> No.2919944

>>2919936

Why does my oak chair even have blood?

WHO MAKES A CHAIR WITH BLOOD?

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>>2919936

You useless desklamp...! Don't pretend like you heard the order wrong!

>> No.2919955

>>2919936
>>2919945

FURNITURE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>> No.2919964
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Get some secure tripcodes.

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>>2919964

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>>2919945

Kanon was found dead in the kitchen.

A small knife was embedded in his spine, presumably the cause of death. Additionally, half of his head was missing when his corpse was found, although this damage was most likely inflicted after he had actually died.

You left early this time, Kanon-kun. Kihihihihihi.

>> No.2919988

>>2919964

We don't require such things. Because we are.... furniture....

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