/jp/ - Otaku Culture

We're having sex with squid. Now.

I just realised something about that whole mansion thing.
Do monsters keep fighting after marridge? It seems there would be no real "arena champion" of sorts if everybody just sorta settles down after one fight.

Do you think there are little unicorns out there that dream of being cucks one day, or is it always something that just happens?

Declaring love for a hellhound is the best way to make her cry

Damn, these adoption programs have gotten strange lately.

>>29257751
>"Arena champions"
Well that could be married monsters that simply fighting for the thrill, or I could be unmarried monsters that found their opponents not to their liking and have long running winning streaks agianst both.
Either that, or you just say that Selene has arrogantly placed herself as champion deciding that the chaimpion is both the final challenge and the prize.

Lilims make excellent party members regardless of what role they pick

>>29258279
At least you can say the party bard isn't a whore

>>29257620
Yes we are.

Never call a wurm a lamia, or she'll take you home and force you to praise her and her meager horde.

>>29258492
MERE FEMALE ARMOURED SNAKE

>>29257620
Krakens? Ha! More like KAREN!

How about something like helltaker, but collecting dragons instead?

ever thought about a monstergirl karen that wants to fuck the manager?

>>29257751
a married champion can still come to fight and get excited about defeating their opponent knowing they will be ravaged by a member of the audience and take that energy back to their spouse in the bedroom.

>>29258514
PROUD ᵍʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ DRAGON

>>29258632
That... wasn't what I was goring for

>>29258492
>"Y-yeah, nice chocolate coin collection..."
>"Aren't they great?! And when you're not looking at them they're tasty, too! Nomnomnom! Oh no, my hoard!"

>>29258492
I headcannon as wurms are ground dragons stuff they have hordes of raw gemstones and odd underground relics and whatnot

>>29258843
I thought they ate gemstones and metal. What the fuck was I thinking of.

>>29257620
No thanks. I'll keep my chastity intact until marriage as God intended.

>>29259314
>Until marriage
It's good that you understand.

Still need that smoke hobo story where Anon wakes up married and everyone questions it but him

>>29257751
Almost all high level arena fights are arranged. Either the would be husband will take a dive so he gets the bride of his dreams. Or she fudges it so she can be "slain" by the hero and get married. Either way everyone is making money and the pair is happy and no one gets hurt save for the audiences pocket book.

>>29259884
I don't think a lilim what has a ladyboner for fighting and self improvement will take too kindly to match fixing.
I think that breaks one of her rules.

MGe has arch-succubi, arch-demons, arch-imps and arch-devils, it is reasonable to assume that the demon types all have an arch- variant.
Amazoness is a demon type, which means that there is an arch-amazoness.
Imagine that.

>>29259884
>the mansion basically runs saltybet

Approach mofu
Let mofu take hold of you
Let mofu feed off your essence
Enter marriage with mofu
Inseminate mofu
Raise mofu babies
Live by the mofu
Die by the mofu

>>29262446
Why salty bet? thats fake money!

>>29262508
How can i trust mofu though. My order teachers and preistesses said the steal your essence and soul!

>>29262508
Stop unruining Ahri for me.

>>29262863
>>29262951
shhhh just let it happen
You're not gonna get hurt, it'll feel great, why would she lie? Don't you trust her?

>>29263294
Not as far as i can throw her. And seeing as her tits are so fat i cant throw her far.

Whybwas she ruined for you?

am i retarded for not knowing how to get a gif from pixiv without it becoming a still and i just record it myself?

>>29263673
http://ugoira.dataprocessingclub.org/
Sometimes it just doesn't work and spits out a corrupted file

>>29263810
thanks mayn

>>29259181
Might be threadcanon. I remember joking about that ages ago.

>>29263294
A non-murder version of Ahri would be absolutely fantastic.
Would breed every day and brush her tails.

Big girls for little boys.

>>29265197
Reminder that you should absolutely let your single Dark Mage neighbor babysit your son for the afternoon.

>>29262333
I feel like that is just the tribe leader.

>>29265265
I sorry to say but my son really prefers his demon babysitter.

>>29265487
Is she teaching him about contracts?

>>29265513
Probably, he always seems SO tired after I come home.

>>29262333
I'm going to become arch-human.

>when your momster told you she was taking you on vacation to celebrate your 18th birthday, you weren't exactly expecting to end up at a couples resort with her

Good morning, worms

I for one would her a kiss slut.

>>29266534
He was adopted by a CC dark elf. How did he not know that was going to happen.

>>29266636
She could have lewded him the minute she adopted him. After years of normal parenting, he probably thought he was in the clear.

>>29266768
It seems like he didn't attention to the classes in the adoption center.

>>29262333
Imagine the pelvis destroying power.

>>29266860
What, is there some crazy Order lady teaching kids at the adoption center to be wary of any monsters that try to adopt them?

Hooora, come between them and take a deep breath, that is, if you can handle my scent without going mad. What's it gonna be, boya?

>>29266951
Yep, she was right every single time.

>>29267037
I wouldn't mind that one bit.

>>29266547
I want to do incredibly lewd things to that ass.

>Foreigners often complain that our nation is undemocratic, but that is nonsense! Look at all the political parties we have!
>Mamono Monarchist Matriarchy Party
>Radical Druellist Demonic Revolutionary Front
>Dark Elf Femdom Party
>Eros & Fallen God "virgin slayer" Alliance
>Malesub Party
>Kakuen, Amazoness & Ocelomeh Reactionary Party (Also know as "the return to monke coalition")
>Undead Supremacist Party
>Green Demon Realm Party

>>29267601
>Undead Supremacist Party
Well they got my vote.
No idea what their policies are, but I don't care. That Wight party leader is very "charismatic"!

>>29267601
Why is the maledom party outlawed?

>>29267667
To many 'fights' in senate building.

>>29267601
The only party that gets my vote is the pharaoh party.

>>29267601
Monsterizing unwilling human women and legalized reverse rape rub me the wrong way. I think I'm going to start the Radical Centrist party, who's with me?

>>29267601
Monsters come along and I still get laughed at for voting third party.

How many sensitivity boosters would it take to keep an Automaton perpetually orgasming?

Cuddlebug season!

>>29268182
The Radical Centrist Party has been dissolved and most of its members ended up joining either the Mamono Monarchist Matriarchy Party or Green Demon Realm Party.

>>29267601
I'm a human male, the strongest/smartest creature on the planet who also possesses the undefeatable "THAT". Monsters are just females, they are weaker by default, they are just driven by instincts and fee-fees, therefore they lose by default. They only exist to feed my egoism.

>>29268465
What a bunch of cowards, guess it's up to me alone to protest against unequal treatment of humans.

>>29268576
You're in luck, the maid party is looking for people just like you.

>>29262333
>arch-amazoness
We found the MGE race that's weakest to anal

>>29267601
I’m a part of the Monsters In Love Forever party.

Boogeyman

>>29268691
>the maid party
Not him, but how's their relationship with the undead party?
I want a ghoul maid!

>TODAY'S NEWS
>The Malesub Party has formed an alliance with Dark Elf Femdom Party
>DEFP has agreed to support Malesub Party's agenda of greater benefits for mind broken men in return for supporting DEFP's goal of introducing mandatory collars for married men
>Radical Druellists continue to campaign for increase in military spending
>The Undead Supremacist Party's leader has stated that she will officially acknowledge the Lilim princess as the rightful ruler of the nation if she becomes an undead

>>29269346
The maid party is open to any monster, theres amazons, vampires, dragons, foxes, snakes, and etc.

>>29269197
It looks like they are superior yetis and kidnap sad "children" and cuddle and "comfort" them until they are healed.
What a great girl.

>>29269197
Not sure hugging that thing would be a good idea

>>29269447
>The Undead Supremacist Party's leader has stated that she will officially acknowledge the Lilim princess as the rightful ruler of the nation if she becomes an undead
Good to see that the undead party is taking a firm stance on improving every girl out there by making them undead.

>>29269541
Doesn't matter, she's going to hug you.

>>29269197
>Yeti drinking coffee as she wakes up
>Suddenly freezes .
>A challenger is approaching

>>29269197
She looks squishy.

>>29269447
>Radical Druellists
Do I vote for these if I work as a personal assistant of a demon officer? Even if am I happy with my job I should probably vote for some party that support human/incubus unions and so on instead.

>>29269197
You're jokin' me

>>29269197
So much for the theory that KC was abandoning making monsters with big hands.

Anyway, her body is very confusing to me. She looks and apparently feels like a stuffed doll, but she isn't said to have any extraordinary origin and is simply a variety of ogre/oni apparently made of regular flesh and blood. So do the stitches serve any purpose other than making her look like a doll?

>>29269197
Thanks KC I want to fuck the boogeyman now

>>29269197
Specifically she is simply called "bogey".

>>29270339
>So much for the theory that KC was abandoning making monsters with big hands.
You talking about that one guy who flipped his shit about an artist drawing girls with big paws?

>>29257500

>>29270339
>So much for the theory that KC was abandoning making monsters with big hands.
First thing I noticed with the design, getting to laugh at people trying to push that will be fun if they still try it.

>>29270242
What?
Afraid of the things that go hump in the night?

>>29270531
It looks like that "Your X hand it over" meme

>>29270413
>creeps out from under bed
>think she's gonna drag you inside the closet
>looks you dead in the eye and pulls out a mic
>"THE MINOTAUR'S MY BUTLER THE CYCLOPS MY VALET, THE CENTAUR DRIVES MY CHARIOT THAT TAKES ME DOWN THE WAY"

>>29270413
Demi-human and not undead? Interesting, wouldn't have guessed by the design.

>>29258448
God, Flayers are so hot. What I'd give to have one share a cute Order girl with me.

>>29266547
Are you... roleplaying?

>>29269197
Rise up mommyfags.

>>29270726
TROUGH A RIVER MADE OF FIRE, TO THE STREETS THAT'S PAVED WITH BONES, I GOT A DOZEN ZOMBIE SKELETONS TO WALK ME TO MY THRONE!

>>29270869
About to give her a hug, hope nothing bad happens.

>>29270897
The profile sounds mommyfag mg as hell, unlike actual boogiemen her concept of "children" extends to anyone regardless of age as long as they have sadness in their heart. Sad anons, this one's for you.

>>29270966
Do we have a rough translation?

>>29271026
We have a full translation, but its on KC's patreon. Will be posted on MGR and such in a few days.

>>29270966
Another mamono to avoid.

>>29271026
There's a translation on Patreon, but we need to wait a few days before putting it up elsewhere

>>29270413
>>29269197
[angry yeti noises]

>>29271026
Won't post the full because give KC money for that so we can get the game translated.
>gentle and devoted
>related to onis/ogres
>squishy horns and paws that feel like a stuffed toy
>good at relieving nervousness and anxiety
>strong protective urges
>doesn't matter what age you are even if you're middle aged and look older than you are

>>29269197
>>29270413
Profile art alone makes me want her.

>>29271275
Calm yourselves yetis. Bogeys don't go rescuing people lost in the cold, they target sad lonely people.

>>29271275
All the better. Yeti never clicked for me despite my desire for hugs.

>>29269197
>Hunts down men with depression and deep sadness
So this is the monster most of us would end up with then?

>>29271275
I still like Yetis more from what we know. All these other anons may have stopped visiting Yeti-chan's diner, but I'm still a regular.

>>29271353
Sounds like I have a new addition to top tier if I make another tier list.

>>29271353
This one is bound to make mommyfags happy indeed.

>>29271275
Finally, the terrible people are suffering a karmic backlash!

>>29271275
Alices are best for hugs, anyways.

>>29271417
Yeti-chan gets too pawsy with her patrons at Oktoberfest

>>29270339
>and is simply a variety of ogre/oni apparently made of regular flesh and blood
Even though there's stuffing falling out of her body at the hips?

>>29271578
Meat stuffing.

>>29271532
If Yeti-chan comes up to me drunk and starts groping me, I'll give her a nice cuddle and backrub.

>>29271578
As I said, it's confusing. The profile doesn't mention the stuffing, so its unclear just how her body works. Makes me hope we get a "making of" at some point.

>>29271578
maybe it's just part of her clothes? she does have hips and face made of flesh...

>>29271962
I'm just going to assume its magic or some shit.

>>29271578
The profile doesn't mention flesh-and-blood. It just notes they are Demi-humans like Ogres and Oni, but with large, fluffy limbs that are soft like a stuffec animal.

>>29269197
Give a Yeti a Boogeyman's personality/motivation and you've got the best monster right there.

>>29272028
You're not wrong, but I still need some coffee with my sugar, so to speak.

>>29272057
I don't follow.

>>29272028
Boogeyman personality isn't my preference at all.

>>29272088
I like tsunderes

>>29272110
What's your type, anon?

Would drugs like lsd work on monsters or would they become mamanoized?

>>29272142
Bratty submissive girls, playfully mischievous girls, and imouto-types.

>>29272229
Mamonobama would corrupt the LSD into giving Wonderland-like imagery and warp linguistic perception to emphasize double entendres.

>>29272229
Wonderland behavior on whoever uses them

>>29271994
Except if they weren't flesh and blood they'd be classed differently, like as a elemental or a magical material.

The perfect type of yandere is the milk snek. All monsters should strive for that because that is the ideal state of mind.

>>29272353
>>29272420
>Your friend marries a jabberwock
>She notices your single status and gives you a weird coloured tab
>Tells you to put it under your tongue
>Whatever
>World starts to turn upside down
>Wake up in bed next to the Queen of Hearts
Dastardly

>>29267601
Good thing I live in Not!Taiwan where we have men instead of bugmen.

I believe in Mrs. Greaves. Pray for the man in her middle. Living Armor short for >>27967367 finished.

https://pastebin.com/wgcZJv9n

Up next is a story about men rushing INTO the portals instead of monsters.

>>29273615
And the picture I forgot.

>>29267037
You see, your highness, I have a secret: in always mad. With lust.

>>29271414
Speak for yourself; I check under my bed every night and I can't say I'm depressed. If he ever makes an MG that hunts down the bored I'm hosed, though.

>>29271532
Yeti-Chan can touch me any time she wants. I bet she'd be an expert at creepy lower back hugs.

>>29273615
Gib next chapter, and make Voso win!
Yeah I know I'm a demonfag, but she's the best candidate imo.

Anyone interested in a story that won't have lewd until half way?

>>29275643
no, but don't let that stop you

>>29275540
>Gib next chapter
I still have eight more stories to write before I start the next arc.

>>29273391
I want this bratty queen to sit on my face!

>>29275643
I'm try to fill the empty hole in my existence so go right ahead

>>29269197
Like i said earlier, momsters and young human sons should marry each other.

>>29275643
nah I skip smut all the time, I think it's boring.
>>29275816
ah fug

>>29273615
I liked how you connected this story to the wight story,

>>29276002
How can smut be boring?

>>29276672
Not I'm the one doing it, and I never will.

But what's the point of an MGE story if it doesnt have smut?

>>29276872
Feels

>>29269197
Anon, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a bogeywoman or bogeywomen in the house!

>>29269197
>>29270413
>patchwork

This may be coming off of reading that Kuro manga, but FUCKIN' SOLD.

>>29276872
Healing and hijinks are also perfectly good uses for MG. Just look at the pop-up greentexts we make.

>>29276872
Escapism.

>>29276872
anon its like you don't read the posts here...

>>29276872
romance
laughs
feelgoods
and if you come from spacebattles, showing that KC's setting is terrible and a From sotfware protag is the solution

>>29276872
Half of the time “and then they fucked” would be better than the poorly written sex scenes.

>>29277482
Well not him, but at least I'm not dissapointing people by not writing smut in my stuff.

>>29273615
nice story, apart from the typos like on line 321, but they don't distract from the core much

>>29269197
M-mommy....

>>29277523
For real though, I can’t speak for others but I’m more into MG stories for the getting together and/or life of a couple. And I’m a total sucker for “old menace turned wife.”
Sex is a bonus.

>>29269197
Well well well, what have we here?

How hard would it be to survive in a demon realm without being a househusband? Are there any jobs a single guy could have and get decent pay from?

>>29277334
How do you know it's spacebattles?

>>29278084
I don’t think it’s physically possible to be a single man inside of a demon realm for very long

>>29278431
almost every fanfic writer on AO3 and FF.net That both dissagrees with the KC and uses either a gun weilding self insert or a volent setting (soulsbore, sekiro, W40K, fallout ect.) pretty much broadcast that they are from space battles
made worse that one guy Acknowledged KC's recons but disregards them as the fic was started before them and while another says that he wants to show that MGE is a horrible place no matter what KC tries to say

>>29278084
Keep in mind that tons of monster girl husbands are not "househusbands." Many have regular jobs, or specialized ones like being mamono realm beast hunters.

>>29278084
It’s easy as long as you’re married. There’s plenty of occupations that you can participate in, though small family businesses seem to be the norm as opposed to large corporations. After all, the economy is mostly luxury oriented.
The only places where househusbandery would be expected is in Amazon communities or Ocelomeh states.

My catgirl GF keeps talking about "marking me with her scent". At first I laughed it off, but I'm not sure she's joking anymore. How can I convince her she doesn't need to mark me to keep other girls away?

>>29278882
Why not let her?

>>29278882
All it means is she's going to rub up against you or lick you on occasion. Let her do it if it gives her peace of mind.

>>29278882

>>29278882
Realistically, if a pack of beastmen decided to mark you and hunt you for fun so they can claim you as their husband later, would it even be possible to get away or hide? Can’t even count on other monsters helping you because their mark warns other monsters not to try and claim you

>>29278948
>>29278960
See, that's what I was thinking at first, but the way she says it I'm pretty sure she's thinking of doing this >>29279032. And I'm not a litter box or a piss fetishist, so I'm not interested!

>>29279096
I mean, true, but there must be some other way she can keep me safe...

Big dogs are best dogs!

>>29279456
Big, Beeg, or B I G?

>>29278084
I think being a scam artist wouldn't be that hard.
>Have been able to dislocate shoulder easily
>Bump into strong girl on streets, maybe a bodyguard to a monster noble, and dislocate my shoulder
>Guilt them into giving me monsterbucks, which wouldn't be hard because no monster wants to be labeled as the monster that likes to hurt humans
>>29279456
Agreed.

>>29269197
Shit, I should've looked under my bed sooner. 9/10

>>29279456
Big dogs that think they are small dogs are even better

>>29279815
dunno anon, that sounds like a swift way of ending up married

>>29279456
But what if I have a fear of big dogs?

>>29279932
Loud, insecure and desperate for attention?

>>29279815
>Hello Mr. Anon
>The state has learned about your fragile body and decide to send a living armour to prevent any other injuries
>Your demon governor

>>29279815
>scam artist
Until someone calls the police first and judge sentences the big monster girl to pay you with her body, with or without your consent.

New commission, featuring my daughter using her allowance for....questionable purposes. https://files.catbox.moe/1crifj.png

>>29279573
Yes.

>>29279815
>Guilt them into giving me monsterbucks
>implying they wouldn’t take responsibility and marry you then and there

>>29269197
Pretty interesting

>>29280285
Looks like a Doom revenant only with dicks instead of rocket launchers.

>>29278084
None, demon realm employers don't want single human men.
Get married to a monster and take care of her, that's your job.

>>29279573
Bog, Bag, and Beg

>will rape the shit out of you like a hellhound
>but will cuddle you like a stuffed animal and be all dopey afterwards
Explain why you don’t have a Grizzly wife. Right now

>>29280285
I think she's flying to close to the sun, this is going to end in tears.

>>29280573
Too sweaty. I don't want to huff Grizzly musk.

>>29280285
Buttsluts man. You’re responsible for this

>>29280586
*too close to, whoops

>>29280059
Needy, cuddly, and constantly in your lap. So yes, but not necessarily loud.

>>29280473
Extra points because she's undead
>>29280586
She's pretty prone to sobbing, half makes me wonder if the wife has banshee blood
>>29280631
Happily, and I'll make her even worse. As any responsible mamono father should.

>>29273615
Nice work Magus

>>29280573
I'd rather be romanced that raped. I'm a yeti man.

>>29280285
Going to be one of her with them in action?

>>29280573
They don't get enough love. They're basically Werewolves for guys who only want one wife.

Forget loli momsters.
How about loli grandmas?
Can the sabbath publicly endorse that?

>>29281440
The sabbath will endorse anything cunny related.

>>29281440
They already publicly endorse little girls making babies so they kind of have to. They also endorse loli great grandmas and loli great great grandmas and...

>>29281440
I dunno what exactly you mean by that, but they’re definitely going to be a fact of life wherever the Sabbath is involved. Hell, that’s pretty much all of Shirokuto’s Sabbath.
Everyone gets older, but the Sabbath lolis stay the same.

>>29278882
If it's just a normal catgirl I wouldn't worry, but if it's pic related prepare yourself.

>>29264770
They changed her lore so now she's just a fortune teller inna woods and not a massive thot. One of the many reasons I hate chink riot.

Since we technically have a boogeyman girl now, do kikis refer to them as baba yaga?

>>29281625
A cheshire wouldn't talk about, she'd just do it. It's just rubbing herself against you which would be part of her no-off-switch bullying anyway. Come to think, given that cats are assholes, it's strange that any of them would discuss something like that. You'd just wonder why they like rubbing their cheeks against you so much.

>>29273615
Neat. Thanks man

>>29278882
Isn't that what mana markers are for?

>>29281625
How about this?

>>29281829
Those are for before you have a "GF." You'd normally expect a lover's mana to do the trick afterward without any special action taken.

>>29281651
>They changed her lore so now she's just a fortune teller inna woods and not a massive thot.
They just can't help but make the new lore surprisingly boring, can they?
Lots of characters lore were never that interesting, but at least it was better than what they have now.

>>29281752
No, Baba Yaga is unrelated.

>>29281752
They call them John Wicks

>>29281262
Probably, if I get horny enough.

>>29269197
>>29270413
>Plushie Pussy
>Gloomy af
>Prolly yan's so hard but her attempts at strangling her rivals just make them nod off because of how soft and cuddly she is.
>Tfw a daki wouldnt be too far off from how she'd feel irl.
>Tfw I can just lay in bed with her all day watching anime and fucking her tits.

>>29282112
not Jane Wicks?

Going to festivals in Zipangu sounds really fun. Youkai know how to party. Drunk onis and dancing foxes and rajius! I want to go there with my waifu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0FVIwLE0Aw

>>29271414
Only if she is a 7ft martial artist muscle tank.

http://twitter.com/JulianTheTurtle/status/1327735990224621569

>>29282067
So we can get a baba yaga girl in the future?

>>29270966
>her concept of "children" extends to anyone regardless of age

But.... can she protect me?

>>29282959
God Gazer is so good

>>29282959
Lovely

Gazers are raping men!

>>29282927
I think Bogey is a perfect for hybrids with other species, you (and me) would enjoy one crossed with a Jinko.
>>29282976
Maybe, if there's a reason to make her a separate species. Baba Yaga could just be one particular MILF/GILF Dark Mage.

>>29281752
"Baba Yaga" is not a genus of monsters, she's just a well-known witch who was the first to pioneer many slavic magical technologies, such as flying with a mortar while steering with a broom, resurrecting/reincarnating after dying, or living inside a hut that's alive and can turn around into the 4th dimension. Kikis may see her as a patron saint of using magic and shogs to do all the dirty work for you, or as a yet another character of a fairytale their mothers told them before sleep, but not as some sort of boogey-woman.

>>29282976
maybe as some russian variation of a Lich or Dark mage: experienced, slightly mischievous (probably just bored), and cooks some mean pies and pirogi's

>>29283438
Russian variation of the Lich is Koschei the Immortal

>>29283641
right, i forget my lore sometimes, sorry

>>29283785
Spooky Kot

>>29269197
Something is wrong with this Familiar!

Do you think my Gremlin wife could make me a cool suit of power armor to fight the Order with?

>>29284263
I ordered an XXL. I don't think the Sabbath knows how to make those...

>>29282976
The MGE version is probably just an especially well known Dark Mage.

>>29284335
It's going to pleasure you as you fight.

>>29284631
Every man loves a good battle boner.

>>29284631
>Living Armor enhanced by a Gremlin

>>29284664
>>29284679
>Combining battle armor.
>You and you gremlin wife combine in the way couples do when your mechs combine

>>29269197
How can mindflayers compete with them?

>>29269197
>covered mouth
Bet she is a secret kissu slut. Gunna kiss her all over as a result.

>>29284631
Power armor that constantly masturbates you to harvest your incubus cum, which you then launch at enemies to corrupt them and monsterize them
is it kino?

>>29285251
These chibi Monsters are up to no good.

>>29284335
Can it be a modified Living Armor, re-modelled to look like power armor? Except that the Living Armor is incredibly chuuni and is convinced she's the power armor's AI system.

Saying things like 'Running diagnostics' when I equip her, or 'Systems functional, running combat routine.' when I'm going to the supermarket.

>>29285065
>profile is about being a living teddy bear that smothers a man with gentle affection
pretty good chance that's the way to her heart

>>29283785
Who oiled this cat?

>>29285386
Monster Egypt has an entire profession dedicated to oiling Monsters.

>>29282675
I need monster girls partying and celebrating.

>>29282675
I want to introduce whiskey to zipangu.

Who do you go to for monster girl commissions that lean towards more monster than girl, like Shoggoths or Gazers? I’m trying to keep it under 50 if possible, and both skeb and twitter are a pain to sort. And it would help to know who I should start looking at.

>>29285852
Just board the trading company ships heading there. They allow all sorts of merchants.

Aren't the best kind of girls the ones that make you simultaneously think "I want headpat her and caress her cheek" and "I want to grab her hips and fuck her from behind"

>>29269447
>Be a handsome man even if you think you aren't monsters will
>Run for office
>Promise incentives to married couples
>Secure the vote from single monsters getting off on the novelty of having a cute boy running their country
>Secure the vote from married monsters and their households for offering incentives for them to have larger families
>Build up a cult of personalty and keep your promises to build popular support
>Form secret police corps made up of loyal mamano and some men to keep them in line
>Make every other party illegal and throw single men at their leadership to ensure loyalty
>Declare yourself dictator
And that's it. You have already won

>>29285573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2kiaUYAL3c
Modern Zipangu

>>29269447
What party do bogeys tend to vote for?

>>29286013
Just pay the Captain's 'toll'.

>>29286002
Opheober, maybe. Nice artstyle, pretty cheap, but they haven't done Monster girls yet.

>>29286013
I want to be a pirate vampire's cabin boy.

>>29286432
Whichever one is nicest to men. Or maybe some will vote for the ones that will make men sad, just so they can have more sad guys to be there for.

>>29286372
I want to see what happens when making Suika a dry oni.

>>29286212
I like the ones that make me simultaneously think "I want her to give me headpats and caress my cheek" and "I want her to brutally wring out every last drop of semen out of me"

>>29286614
She brings the snug.

>>29286614
Fast

>>29286614
I wish I had learned how to draw instead of learning an instrument.

>>29286831
At least you can play an instrument.

>>29286013
eww no, tummy hurts on boats.

Do you ever get into a mood where a strange fetish suddenly sounds appealing? The idea of my wife putting her bodily fluids in my food, or even just dripping her love on it sounds good and I have no idea why.

>>29287253
What if her fluids are the food itself

>>29257751
Just have it be like that retired gladiator from Gaul in the movie. Except instead of WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE it's WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO FIGHT with a more subdued fuck my spouse a the end.

>>29287317
Great

>>29286013
The superior vampire.

Hire two combat veterans for servants. A shapeshifting eastern dragon and a kikimora

I wish we got more elves with irregular proportions instead of regular girls with long ears. What I'm really asking for is more tall and flat chested elves.

Fat wet mermaid tits

Living doll constructed by your grandfather monopolizes the TV with "stupid boomer garbage no one cares about" like Heavy Metal L-Gaim.

>>29287957
This is fine but only if they’re ridiculously tall. Like 9’. Whatever puts you at navel licking height.

>>29288221
How does her skin work anyway?

>>29288281
uh-oh, BIG.

>>29288484
If I become her servant, do I get to serve and worship her royal bodyguards as well?

>>29288278
I get the feeling I'm that grandfather

>>29288482
Like this I think

>>29288221
>>29288482
based taste.

>guy goes to Dragonia and gets assigned a tour guide who is actually the queen in disguise
>offhandedly mentions that the queen looks quite attractive and that he would like to marry her
>then immediately says that it is a ridiculous thought that someone like her would be interested in him and he would probably be poor match for her anyway
>keeps shyly telling the tour guide how beautiful and awe-inspiring she is and is constantly blushing near her
How would she react?

>>29288777
Eel butt.

>>29271106
>>29271119
>>29271119

Kinda wholesome that even on the chans the full translation doesnt get posted to support the author, and no one complains, so we get the game English translation.

Unity in dick really is a thing.

>>29289056
she would say "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter" as she begins to walk into a wall

>>29289056
The queen is a cake in an untouchable position just begging to be MEREd. The result would be marriage, it's just a matter of whether she breaks and rapes him by the end of the tour or as the tour guide "arranges" for him to meet the queen... and then rapes him.

>>29285776
looks like a bicorn's wedding dress
hmmmm....

>>29269197
>boogeyman
By Armonk this is truly terrifying

>>29277334
People are either horny or blood thirsty
mostly the latter, but even so you can just read the stuff on anubis.moe
I dont think we actual have violence here anymore. moose no longer comes here, vengance is dead in the water and Beast is tame as fuck compared most

>>29270413
whooooaa

>>29290539
>People are either horny or blood thirsty
what if b lood makes you horney?

>>29269197

On one hand the design is cute. On the other, it's really hard to tell what is part of her outfit and what isn't. I really wish KC would add cliff notes on which monster parts are flesh and which aren't.

>>29290639
I like to think all the impossible clothes are just magical constructs they can have on or off at command
Like what the hell is even on the thigh I dunno but it's sexy so whatever magic

>>29290726
skin coulored tights

>>29290539
Well I'm thirsty for alcohol.

>>29290632
>No soft, THICK, old money vampire that is enjoying a decadent lifestyle in the modern era.

>>29290539
>moose no longer comes here
I thought moosesaga was delayed?

>>29281440
That's basically what the Shirokuto Sabbath is.

>>29290639
Got to wait for the making of to know just how much of her is flesh and blood and how much is a stuffed toy.
Hopefully it doesn't take too long.

>>29291110
Yeah Shiro Sabbath is the lolibaba Sabbath.
>tfw no lolibaba witch to sit on my face while she is completely focused on her magical tomes.

>>29291110
I bet she cooks some great cookies

>>29291596
One of the few recipes she won’t cook in the Hellfire Range of Zak’Ulak.
Though she never says why, exactly.

>>29290726
This is canon. MGs can remove their clothes, and even most monstrous features as needed for sexy fun time.

>>29291863
Now I am imagining the shirokuto sabbath making cookies that apply strong buffs, and then selling them to adventurers.

>>29292068
If you think that's good you should see their enchanted quilts

>>29273615
I liked the story but it felt a little lackluster compared to the rest of your stories. Particularly the interactions between Jaggun and Clank felt blank, though I understand most of the story was about the connection with Covel.

>>29292068
The buffs are purely sexual, aren't they?

Is it wrong to want your boogie gf is jerk you of with her big hands.

>>29292093
What does it mean?

>>29293079
There are some that buff sexual prowess and stamina, but shirokuto cookies are also quality. They will give you serious buffs. The cookies are tested thoroughly by the male servants of the shirokuto sabbath. Only a few got mindbroken under the creation of the perfect cookies.

Brown is basically dark-orange.
Dark elves are brown-skinned.
Elfs are the lighter version of Dark Elfs.
Should elves have orange skin?
Does this mean that elves are human women disguised with pointy ears?
Are human women plotting to kidnap human men before they turn into incubus sluts for the succubi?

>>29293461
Not all elves, but i have heard rumors of order women doing that. Trule dastardly.

>>29293144
No, that's normal for any monster with big hands.

>>29293144
It's wrong not to want it.

>>29293601
It would be terribly disappointing to put yourself up for auction and get bought out by a human woman.
I'm sure a demon consultant could sort out the corruption later but it'd still ruin the experience.

>>29293783
Thats why you keep a hidden vile of succubus nostrom, slime potion, or tentacle potion around. Then you can down it just before you have sex with her and experience the changes.

>>29293767
>>29293778
Good. I cant stop thinming about the utter bliss it would feel to have sex with their plush soft bodies.

>>29293891
I feel better leaving that stuff to the professionals. Generally speaking you can only corrupt them once; I'd hate to make an ill suited choice.

Choose
for me it’s a Night Gaunt

>>29294024
Shog > Gaunt > Flayer > Nacho

The verbal abuse isn't worth it, even if it only means that she's craving the ol' dipstick.

Noble girls in thotwear!

>>29270413
>You aren't comprehending the position that you're in.
>It's hopeless, you're finished, you haven't got a prayer.
>'Cuz I'm miss Oogie Boogie and you ain't going nowhere.

>>29294171
She's either attempting to attract a mate or she's showing off for her husband.

>>29294024
Shoggy

>>29294024
Well, I already have Flayer and Shog wives, and the former wants to see how chaos transformations stack, so I may as well go all the way and add both of the other to the mix. Even Nacho, who will be stuffed with dick and tentacles until her attitude improves.

>>29294024
Easy.

>>29294213
This has been wrecking my head since she dropped. Trying to find a voice to go with the new face. Something sultry enough to get away with "doin' the best she can"

>>29294024
I'll take a flayer, I guess. It takes a lot of trust, but they're good girls that do cool stuff. Nacho is a hard no and I'm pretty ambivalent on the gaunt and shog.

>>29294024
Flayer is one of my favorite mamono.
Shog and Atlach are both really, really good.
NG doesn't appeal to me much.

Pick a monster that you would make a maid.

>>29294024
Shog or flayers ok. Don't really feel anything towards gaunts and nachos are too pissy.

>>29294640
Just one?
Holst.

>>29294640
White Horn maid

>>29294640
Akaname. But seriously? Kejourou.

>>29294723
You can have a whole team of maids if you want.

>>29292804
Yeah, I choked a bit writing Clank. I tend to use a lot of dialouge, but I didn't want to make her talk too much. One of the selling points of living armor is that they're so quiet and stoic.
That being said, I might go back and add a section or two to show their dynamic a bit better.

>>29294640

>>29294849
Outside of Kiki.
Holst, Dragon, Jinko, Arachne, Orc, Kitsune, Automaton, Ghoul, Vampire, zombie/wight.

>>29294640
Always Cheshire Cat.

>>29294640
Trash panda

>>29294759
God, I think I'm going to be mentally writing Disney pieces again.
SOME HOW I'LL MAKE A MAID OUT OF YOUUUUUUU!

>>29294024
Squishy. Shog. Hugs.

>>29294640
Arachne
>>29294923
>Jinko
Always good.

>>29294640
Arch imp in risque maid outfit and familiar in modest one

>>29294640
Anubis

I want to turn an alice into a professional pornstar that specializes in playing with powerful and advanced pussy and anus-destroying sex toys and make her into a juggernaut in the popularity space!

>>29270413
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad we got a new girl. However, every time we get a new mature-looking girl who isn't one of the races I'm really looking forward to (such as quetzalcoatl, bahamut, balrog) it makes me worry a bit more about how it makes it more likely that when we get ones of those races that they'll be drawn loli. That is the longer we go without a loli, the more likely the next girl will be one.

>>29295346
lmao, I hadn't thought of it like that, you're right. It's like playing loli russian roulette.
I really hope we get a tall, thick balrog, but now I'm kind of scared.

>>29294759
Kejourou make for good maids. Nice choice.

Elves are for keeping in chastity for weeks at a time before you give them all the seed they can handle.

>>29294640
I forgot to put my choice. I would want a demon and dark valkyrie maids.

>>29295225
I want to embarrass my Alice imouto by holding hands with her in public.

>>29294640
Chochin-Obake.

>>29295346
I'm hoping we get more lolis soon. You """thick"""fags get plenty of mamono.

>>29294024
No Elder Gods. No Kings.
Only Geizah

>>29296770
What?

>>29296770
Oh certainly, I just hope the next loli is not of a type of monster I've been eagerly waiting for.

>>29296411
You'd be the one who's going to be embarrassed.

What monster would be best at blackmailing?
What future monster would be the blackmailing monster?

>>29297709
rata

>>29297709
The rata already has first place in that but the tanuki would be a close second

>>29270849
at this time of year at this time of day in this part of /jp/ localized entirely within /mgg/?

>>29270869
Is she flying or tripping with style?

>>29298210
Yes.

>>29297709
Best blackmailers would be, in no particular order:

>Rata, Succ, Trumpart, Flayer, Kunoichi (info collection specialists)
>Tanuki, Mimic, Creeping Coin, Dragon, Pharaoh (copious wealth)
>Cheshire, Jorou-Gumo, Mad Hatter, Demon, Dark Priest (master bluffers and tricksters)

>>29298652
>What are you gonna do? Rape Me?

>>29295346
Quetzalcoatl will likely be moderate build.
Bahamut will be CC if modern fantasy interpretation, JK if giant fish interpretation, or loli if playing off the linguistic corruptions around the word "Baphomet" existing.
Balrog would probably be a musclebitch.

My most wanted mamono are:
>Lightning elemental
>Some kind of hivemind other than Slime Queen
>Living shadow
>Hastor

Important gap

>>29298869
The Sea book seems to imply Bahamut are fish dragons.

>>29299243
Maybe something like a Sea Wurm then?

>>29294640
Bogey

>>29299304
Soft maid hugs when you get home.
Or when you wake up cause NO ONE LEAVES

>>29299290
At this rate, the only safe place will be the sky.