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Feels like ejaculating into a peanut butter jar

>>2935005

What are you talking about? If I wanted to hallucinate about golden witches I'd just take some LSD and trip balls for a few hours. Or drink mushroom tea.

>>2935012
You know she exists deep inside. You cannot deny her.

Believe in me.

Final episode will be about Bernkastel capturing Beato and Battler has to save her and their love will become magic which will defeat her.

>>2935030
Your time is over

>>2935030
>Believe in me
who believes in you?

>>2935053
Why are they so hot together?

>>2935048
if that happens i will rage for weeks and then i have to fly to japan to kill Ryuukishi07

>>2935067
Higurashi used the power of friendship.

Umineko will use the magic of love. Not a huge surprise.

>>2935063
Pent up frustration and hate are the best aphrodisiacs.

>>2935077
I don't know how this could be possible. When she is not killing/torturing/humiliating people she has him killed/tortured brings him despair and mind fucks him all the time.

>>2935099
She's just tsundere.

>>2935063

I think you know why.

>>2935099
Maybe, but then why did she enter a game she knew she would lose? Tsuntsun.

>>2935067
You better brace yourself for a "power of love" end.

>>2935112
maybe because she didn't want to spend another 1000 years in boredom and wanted to have fun even if she died.

>>2935116
I for one am counting on it. Also, Beato with her hair down = HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG

>>2935067
After reading a large number of VN. I am pretty sure it will be Beatrice x Battler end.

Kinzo is dead, so who will get in their way? No one that's who.

>>2935148
First Battler has to have a manly fight with Ronove

>>2935156
With Krauss spectating.

>>2935067

>RAGE

Now now, let's not get too dramatic.

>>2935077
>>2935116


I'm holding out for an even sillier ending where Beatrice turns out to be a rescue worker who came to save Battler and co. from the wreckage of Kinzo's house, which was struck by lightning and burned to splinters.
Lots of people died, Battler was permanently traumatized and saw it all as MAGIC FIGHTS. Beatrice is trying to convince him that the fire and deaths really happened.

I cannot picture any other way for this to end but sex.

>>2935175
i will take the Battler x beatrice ending before that

The end will be something like this:
-So, you've proven that witches weren't involved in murders. I guess it's time to release you.
-Well, it was kinda fun playing with you.
-Yeah, I guess it'll be a bit lonely without you around.
-Same here... Not sure if I'll remember any of it. Well, ktnxbye

>>2935030

I believe you! :D

>>2935005
feels bad man

>>2935206
Oh Trollkastel, you card.

Make this happen plz

Battler stated in red that he will kill Beatrice didn't he?

How the hell can that translate to good end?

>>2936181
I think that was just for dramatic effect

>>2936181

Beatrice stated in red that she'd make him her slave. It doesn't mean it's going to happen.

>>2936206
That already happened.
Where were you at the end of ep2?

>>2936206

GUESS WHAT!!

>>2936216
It happened for a little while, then it stopped happening when Battler bashed her head against a table. I think Beato had something a little more permanent in mind.

My point is just that people are taking the red a little too seriously. It's obviously just used for effect sometimes, and I don't think a major event like Battler killing Beatrice would just be given away like that so early.

>>2936264
>implying that red is not the truth

0/10

Ofcourse Red text is the truth and absolute undeniable truth. If Battler stated that he will kill Beatrice in red, then he will. Most likely he will kill her in EP5. The episode title was 'end of the golden witch' for fucking sake.
Doesn't mean she won't be back. But she will be killed at some point.

>>2936306

Okay, so when Beato laughs in red, what does that mean?

>>2936340
That it is undeniably humorous

>>2936340
er, it means she laughs. Are you an idiot? Do you believe she is laughing for real?

>>2936181
Kill Beato, rape the corpse. Good ending.

>>2936340
er, it means she laughs. Are you an idiot? Do you believe she is not laughing for real?

>>2936340
I means red is bullshit

>>2936379

I think you're the idiot. Red isn't always used for THE UNDENIABLE TRUTH. It's fine for establishing facts about the murders, all of which involve past events and present circumstances. But making a true statement about the future is problematic because future events haven't even happened yet. So when Battler says "I'll kill you" in red, it probably means he truly intends to kill her, even if he's unable to actually do it.

I wonder how the red and the blue will play out in the anime

>>2936416
You are pulling shit out of your ass now.
Red = truth. That's is established. If you can't believe that you can just stop reading this shit since every single thing in this VN will be a huge BS by the witch.
As for future vs past, there is no instance in the VN that the red has been denied - even if the statement is for a future reference (eg. I will make you my furniture). Battler stated "I will kill you" here, not "I intend to kill you". There is no reason not to believe that the red will not apply here.

This isn't even the red text. It was just written in bloody text for effect.

>>2936504
DURRRRRRRRRRR

>>2936504
well, I guess.
If its not red text - then it can be denied.

I am hoping its not red text. But the way Beatrice react to it seems to suggest that he is saying it in red text.

Which of these would you prefer for Battler?

>>2936618
Ange is my favorite, so yeah.

>>2936618

Lucifer.

>>2936618
Belphegor. I'm already lazy as fuck, so she should appreciate me.

>>2936618
The Pride is the best.

>>2936618

Beato, Belphegor or Satan.

>>2936618
If Beatrice is killed, most of them are as good as dead.
Ange is already dead, so does Maria.

Another Angefag here. I love when they get together.

But she'll probably get the short end of the stick, not the long and hard one.

>>2936618
Lambdelta, because it'd just be funny to see in the last episode Battler decide to win by seducing Beatrice's boss.

>>2935148
jesus christ, why is the fanart so good? im going to have to make an umineko folder

>>2936504
Wouldn't it just mean that it seriously is his intention to kill her at that moment.
It's not like you can predict the future with the red (i.e. screaming shit like 'I will win the lottery' to check if that would come true someday).
But when he said it, he wanted to kill her with all his heart.

If Lambdadelta rewards unrelenting work, effort, and drive with success, if one never falters with it, then would she have sex with you if that was your one goal for living?

>and drive with success
We all know that won't happen

>>2938047
Theoretically. Although I have no clue how you could seduce her.

>>2938320
Maybe if you learned how to say "Nii-pah~" just right...

>>2938320
Cosplay as Bern?

No, because there could never be success without the reward.

>>2938047
>>2937944

The only way you're going to get Lambda is if you're Bern.

>>2936618

Belphegor.

The hardest working slave furniture so I don't ever have to do shit.

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

I can't wait for each of the waifus to get animu upgrade.

I'm 99% sure Beato x Battler will be the ending.