3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
Same-chan.... don't worry.... Festival is with you...
Gura cunny!
Are you a degenerate?
Our son is is passing his knowledge on to the other stars...
Support Polka
>>29407627Only for Haachamachama
>>29407627no no i am fucking cute idol!
>3 GurAme pieces in the last hour.GURAME NEVER DIES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bPl1geJArM
>>29407604Now its your chance, Festival
Mori is doing her reps>Ha ha i love finally signing up for formal Japanese lessons and the teacher saying “how is it you know half the grammar points for JLPT N3 and yet there are still N5 concepts you don’t understand yet” >it’s called terrible self-study, my friend. how do I have friends here lol.
How does Haachama get away with these thumbnails?
>>29407575>>29407607I voted don't care but I wouldn't actually want to see a holofag collab and I feel like the people pushing for it are mostly white knight redditors.
soon
Ame voice pack where she's sitting on your lap getting mad at games...
>>29407605I LOVE CUNNY I LOVE CUNNY I LOVE GURA I LOVE INA I LOVE CUNNY GURA AND INA I LOVE GURA AND INA'S CUNNIES AT THE SAME TIME I LOVE PREGNANT GURA AND INA I LOVE PREGNANT CUNNY GIRLS I LOVE YOU
I love Ame!
>>29407628>Her face when she sees a FIREFIGHT
>>29407612it was lewder than she thought it was -she talked about it on twitter a few hours ago
>>29407604And I am right behind you, menhera. Get ready for the best mating press of your life.
>ctrl + f avocado>0 resultsavocado
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHH
>>29407644
Niggas really be using the wrong thread, huh?
Sex with Mori-sensei?
>>29407627No, I've always been this way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8IIYanp10wPlease watch Roboco.
>>29407672Based Guracamole
>>29407665"based"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4
>>29407679this is the thread
It's like I'm back in /hlg/ with the image limit speedruns and constant survey posting.
I like you guys.
>>29407675>cute>0
I uuuh guess Ame wasn't lying about going to go like some fanart.
>>29407675>cute isnt maxed outno
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V5-A6sJrMLet's go brothers. Got your tissues ready I hope?
>>29407684Haachamachama is streaming though.
>>29407678>>29407644yurichads, i need some hope, surely she wouldn't say they're lovers even if they were
>>29407627Only when I'm not watching Haachamachama.
>>29407678Third one looks shitty so instead I'll post cosplay sex Monday Gura.
>>29407656>Mori does her reps"Based."
>>29407612Her sister said to remove it.
>>29407675Delete this
>>29407585>>29407695>your oshi>any image
>>29407702made me check
>>29407702
>>29407702Uhm...
Mori Love!
>>29407702holy shit, isn't Matsuri the only other holo that likes nsfw art of themself, based Ame
>>29407683nah, I don't really like her. SHes cute tho
Haachama, please start the stream. You’re already 4 minutes late...
>>29407683"Yes"
>>29407708HAACHAMAAAA
First words to come out of Haachama ASMR was CUM-BUM-WAAA
Guys I can't handle the ASMR already I feel like some type of degenerate.
>>29407702Made me look alsoABAYO
>>29407716UOOOOOHHHHH T u T
The retard is starting
What do you guys think would be a good movie to watch when going for a date with Mori?
>>29407658This. It's just a different side of spectrum.
>>2940768324/7/365, impregnation is inevitable, marriage is unavoidable.
>>29407658I feel the same way. There's no good way to solve this unless Ame literally asks directly to the 5 dudes that sent her most of her SCs if they would care. Because I'm pretty sure that the kind of people that throw hundreds of dollars a month at her are precisely the people that would get upset.Better safe than sorry and not have the collab at all.
>>29407732Cute.
Ten seconds in, already scuffed.
Anon said he would delete the shocking /hlgg/ image in a few minutes but it was up for the whole thread......
I love Amelia. I always have and always will. She's highly regarded by all the EN's, and is very supportive in return. She is the definition of unity. She respects the culture of Hololive, and avoid dwelling on topics on twitch (pretending to not know moonmoon, pog). She listens to her fans (Waifu generator, Minecraft Creative). And furthermore, despite knowing the least japanese, she's done the most collabs with her senpai (excluding kiara, who actually speaks japanese). She's truly thankful for getting a chance to be in Hololive and we are blessed to have such an amazing Holo in return.Fuck UnicornsFuck Anti'sFuck TribalniggersFuck /hlg/Fuck /cgl/tranniesFuck cuckpostersEmbrace Unity, as Ame would want you to.
I'm going to ask Haachama to say poggers.
>>29407675OOOOOooohh?
RATE THE STREAM
>>29407672Avocado.
YAB
stream dead...
Do you have friends irl /hlgg/? Or are Hologirls your friends?
>>29407734>>29407708She said her internet connection is poor right now so expect a cancelled stream.
>>29407756Mori's stream isnt for another hour anon
Haachama...
>>29407756which one?
>Stream crashes
>>29407644>>29407678Too bad Ame's for everyone.Gura has to accept that she's forever 2nd place.
Please dont be sad Gura, I love you
>>29407772Poggers daddy/10
holy shit i love kiara so goddamn much
HAACHAMA LIVE:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V5-A6sJrMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V5-A6sJrMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5V5-A6sJrM
>>29407666Thank Jesus
Hachaama...
>>29407777I have 1 friend who thinks Hololive is gay.
>>29407672Based
>>29407777I lost all my friends, I don't consider Hololive a replace or my friends at all.
>>29407777You're my friend, and we're in real life, yes?
Fix your goddamn internet Australia
>>29407628I am the bone of my cringe体は辟易で出来ている。
>>29407800>>29407778
no lolipops...
>>29407758Pulp fiction
I decided to be contrarian and actually go check out the western vtubers that /hlgg/ hates so much and almost all of the popular ones were shit or outright snorefests. It's a fucking blessing that we got the girls we did (yes including Mori and Kiara). I don't understand why the west embraced ironic meme culture and in-your-face sex jokes like this.
>>29407777/hlgg/ is my friend.
>gura confirming her foot fetish back in octoberhttps://files.catbox.moe/nsq8dd.mp4
>>29407768>despite knowing the least japaneseidk about that, have you heard mori's "nihongo"?
>>29407728>two belts>neither one is securing anything>one of them is just a belt under her titsThe dumbest thing about this is that she absolutely would wear something like that if she thought it looked cool. Fucking dork.
>>29407780the other retard, anon
>My wifi is worse todayBitch, why do you not have a wired connection?
>>29407741WTF I was illegally filmed!! I'm gonna sue
>stream comes back>"ice cweam"
>>29407732>ToyotaDo chumsharts really...?
>>29407683I'll take a "sex" please
>>29407812
POGGERS DADDY
When will fire and water make steam?
>>29407777I haven't had a friend offline in about 13 years and online in about 2.
>>29407777No friends IRL or online.
>>29407816based
>>29407675Change it to max in cute and teasing and we are good.This mesugaki manage to make me frustrated, I finally giving up for her Gura-illa stream.
>>29407644Not even an /u/fag, I just think they look cute together, but my GurAme folder is bigger than the ones for most of the other girls.
>>29407811>>29407758this alone has made me pick up Mori again.
>>29407658Remember, it's Homostars that would be most affected if the 9 schizos get out of control, they dont have power like zhang antis but the homostars have small channels so they would notice anti threats and stuff immediately, they're already struggling as it is, I hope Ame at least understands that she'll be fine if she does it but for the homostars who knows
>Australian internet trying to censor my ASMRYou can't do this to me
OGEY
>>29407758Literally any movie she loves so I can spend half of it watching her bounce around all excited the entire time.
>>29407826too many to keep track of
>>29407684Why the hell is she only using special attacks? This is painful to watch
Bros.. how does Ame keep doing itI keep enjoying her streams more and moreI unironically would listen to her talk about anything and everythingIs this what an oshi is?
Wataching haachama while marathon Atelier series!
>>29407833You have to go though the ceo first for that
>>29407777I have a few, but they go to uni in different states so I haven't seen them since last December. The Hologirls are my friends too though. The Hologuys as well.
Imagine Hachaama JOI
>>29407838I'm aware it started, but it spent the first few minutes doing nothing but buffering. It seems to have stabilized now.
I can't stand ASMR but I'm toughing through it to see Haachama being a horny retard.
>>29407678This angers this schizo
>>29407777You guys are my friends
Deadbeats, it's almost an hour until the stream. Go do your fucking reps.
>>29407799I LOVE THIS CHICKEN
is this the weight gain ASMR?
>hololiveJP>speaks English S-Sugoi
I literally have no problems with astel collabing with Ame but im curious of their reactions if ever that happens
Haachama is gonna get kidney stones
>>29407777Have real friends, have /hlgg/ friends, have daughterwife it's a good life
A reminder that Gura is going to find Haachama's gift for her tomorrow.
This stream is sponsored by Coca-Cola!
>Gura will never make an ASMR where she sucks on popsickles while rubbing her feet on glass
>>29407635Palhaça linda.
>>29407875She doesn't really act horny during ASMR though, just more normal.
>>29407777I have a few friends and one of them is a Polkafag, he has good taste
Fapchama
>>29407777/hlgg/ is my friends now.
>>29407852You could be the biggest most schizoid anti yuri faggot on the planet and still get enjoyment out of their collabs.
>>29407863Why did you post an empty image?
>>29407856>not having her sit on your lap so you can do more then just watch her bounce
Feeling pretty good today bros
The last time I watched one of these I got skullfucked by Haachama and when I came she said 'Poggers Daddy'
>>29407777I have a couple friends in a different country I talk to regularly but I don't like talking to them as much as I like listening to holos.
>>29407744I think you mean either degenelate or degenewate.
https://youtu.be/yPrLOXgx54gi just want coke
During SC read, Ame said "you can't just pay money to get a shoutout" for some of them. Was that connorfags?
I like these two
Haachama's air conditioner sounds like someone rattling around in a cage bros...
>>29407658I'm actually more worried about the side of Homostars more since there's some autistic people that will go out of their way to harass them.
>>29407863>we'll never get an all-pink holos collab of Aloe, Kaoru, Luna, and Mori>can't even begin to think about what they'd do or talk about anyway
AAAAA
Haachama piss
Coca Cola noises
OHNONONONON ASTEL LIKED KIARAS TWEETSHES LITERALLY INSIDE HER RIGHT NOW
>>29407711Reminder that she wants Gura to watch Just FriendsWhere the guy in the friendzone gets the girl in the end. There, you happy?
This stream is sponsored by Coca-Cola
what the fuck is this bogan retard doing
Loudly opening a coke in my ear?! I'M GONNA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!
>>29407863Sex...
i want to shove my coke in haachama
>>29407917It was three people asking for the same shoutout, so most likely
Haachama pissing pretty hard right now
Haachama pissing next to my ear...
>>29407880I'm doing my Haachama reps
>>29407920n-nice...
>>29407887I would be really proud of her if she is the Friend of EN.
>>29407931"Baste"
>>29407777I used to have friends irl, then they became online-only then they all just drifted away. At least I have you fags now
>>29407903>interrupting your comfy movie date with sexRude.
Fuck the coke really gave me goosebumps. Is this the power of ASMR?
>>29407926Klaius is unity!
If Ame's doing her Japanese reps.. why aren't you?
>>29407931FUCK SHIT WE GOT TOO COCKY CHICKENBROS
I want Haachama to be close to the mic, and then drop the bottle of coke, and fucking SCREECH into the mic
>>29407931>already cheating on WatsonChad
>>29407917BASED
>>29407887And by their reactions I meant 5ch
>>29407777I have a few close friends from high school days irl, and a few old xbox friends in the US i keep up with on our discord.
Is Haachama naked now?
>>29407917Yeah.>>29407921This. Maybe Fubuki or someone could join in to maybe lessen the blow?
>>29407863This loser didn't even have the spine to return to vtubing as Aloe.
bros........................... I'm not erect!
>>29407768based
>>29407931THAT MANWHORE
>>29407903>Missing the movieDisgusting
Ice qweeem
>>29407931condomate cope
>>29407977yes cause it's 40 degrees
AHHHHHHHHHHH MY RIGHT EAR
>>29407931IS THERE NO END TO THIS MAN'S LUST? LEAVE MY CHICKEN ALONE!
>>29407680
HACHAMACHAMACHAMACHAMA
>>29407658This. I wouldn't consider myself an idolfag but it's pretty obvious collabs with homostars deals blows to your paypigs + it hurts the homo's more if schizos decide to target them. Granted, I don't know how accurate the "the west isn't like japan with idolfaggotry !!!!" narrative is. Do we know if Mori's taken a hit due to trash taste collab?
>>29407977I really hope so
>>29407816If you pretend to be ironic all the time and act like you don't give a shit about anything, nothing can hurt you.
>>29407931It was suppose to be my son's turn...
Why schizopost about which roomates have had sex when you can debate which characters have IN LORE? Mori: Despite being as old as the concept of death, Mori only acquired her human body recently, and still lives in the Underworld. combined with her poor social skills, she's likely lacking in experience.Calli: This bird has been horny since before the dawn of humanity. She's boned idols before idol was even a word. This bird has ridden the face of Cleopatra, and slapped Joan of Arc's ass, and you just have to live with that. Ina: Refuses any physical contact with her followers, threatening to bonk them if they touch her. On top of that, she mentioned still taking marriage applications. Unless she had a relationship before becoming a priestess. it's unlikely she's had any action.Gura: She's several thousand years old, but most of that was spent in Atlantis. Since she mentioned having a "princess voice" she may have been Atlantean royalty. making it unlikely she would have had a casual fling. Bets are off after that point, though.Ame: The life of a time traveler is a lonely one, so long term relationships are likely off the table. But, knowing Watson, she may have travelled into the past and seduced the mothers of her hated enemies, preventing them from ever being born.
>>29407969>>29407965>>29407931Noooooo he was inside her room during her karaoke... It's too late
>>29407931Fucking Manwhore, how dare he?
I think Polka ASMR broke something within me I can only enjoy the clown's voice before sleep now I'm sorry haachama
>>29406928Nah, slow it down to x.25 speed or play it frame-by-frame. She overshoots her target, then returns to her target in a curved path instead of a straight one. I think it was just a good flick prediction.
you fucking BRRAT where is your "BIG" CELEBRATION stream? I can't believe, of all people, KFP JANNIES are getting all the FUCKING GOODS while us CHUMBUDDIES have to wait DAYS for you to post a fucking "SCHEDULE" only to see that you're STREAMING on SHIT HOURS. at least chikin is GRATEFUL towards the LITTLE FANBASE she has
RATE YOUR CURRENT ERECTION
>>29407964I'll be dead before I get any use out of it.
Oh no, Haato is drinking her piss fully naked
>>29407958You don't have to go all the way, anon. Just think about how much gap moe you'd get from her bouncing around like crazy until she feels you get hard underneath her and she remembers that she's actually really fucking cute and starts blushing like crazy as she settles down to enjoy the movie.
>>29407977She's never not naked
>>29407675>cute so high it had a data overflow and reset back to 0SASUGA GURA
why is it public
>>29407977She's sweltering in the Australian summer without any AC, what do you think?
>*rattle* *rattle* *rattle*>*FIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*>*rattle* *rattle* *rattle*>*ding* *CRASH* *rattle* *rattle*What the fuck is this retard doing
the line is way too familiarcan some anons help me find it? pretty sure the tag is milf and netorare but for some reason I can't find it
haachama burps
>>29407963kek, nice edit
>>29407917I remember people asking her to shoutout some literal who, but it could also be that I just don't know that Connor guy's channel name
>>29407931Takamoribros... we lost.
>>29407711Just have hopes that the answer doesn't affect Gura's chemistry with her or Ame's with hers cause she's starting to notice that /u/schizos are treating her and Gura like TakaMori. Honestly I just want a not failed FestivalLuna/DogCat relationship with these two to continue even if irl it doesn't go beyond
>>29407777I got rid of all my friends
>>29407777I do but we don't talk that much due to them getting into serious relationships and me not wanting to talk as much anymore. Occasionally I'll make new friends online but I go into bad bouts of depression which makes me shut people out. I'm ok with how I am but I do get that crippling loneliness sometimes. This threads feels like socializing to me desu.
>>29407963FUCKING KEK
>>29407999Son you have plenty of nice girls that like you. What about that Kuku girl that has that oneesan voice you like so much
>>29408011My dick is wondering what's going on but is still flaccid as fuck
>>29408011I don't have one/10Haachama is shit at this and I'm not going to sugarcoat that fact any longer
>>29408001>Mori>CalliAnonchama...
So has everyone given up hope on kiara removing her limiters? If she didn't do it for her own song it's never going to happen.
>>29408027came
>>29408023ASMR you dolt, it says right on the title
>>294080110/10 I'm dead inside
>>29407999Astel is the NTRoberu for EN...
>>29407931>hes literally fucking all of ENholy kek
>>29407963I'M IN HEAVEN.
>>29407931HE WAS HOLDING GURAS HAND WHILE SHE WAS STREAMING SOLO PHOBIA
>>29408023Eating ice cweam
>>29407777I have a lot of them but I've been seeing them less and less since HoloEN debuted
>>29408021Archive will be members only.
>>29408001>Mori>CalliAnon, I know they're sisters and all but you forgot Kiara.
>>29408001nice Kayfabe
>>29407732
>>29408001Ame canonically isn't a virgin because she's banged everyone's mom, but aside from that you're probably spot on.
Melting ice cream all over Chammers sweaty body UHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>29407987t. deadbeat
>>29408001I knew Mori and Calli were seperate entities but I didn't know that Calli was chickim
>>294080110, what the fuck is this
>>29408022>its november>summerwtf is wrong with australia
>>294080110. I'm not into ASMR but I always tune in to Haachama's retardedness
My left ear feels lonely.
Haachama drinking her pee is making me feel things..
>>29407768Insanely based.
>>29407999Chimkn! watch out!
>Click on Haachama stream>Instant boner>Close Haachama streamI am not watching something that has that much power over me.
>an underage japanese-australian retard with a body made for breeding is trying to make a bunch of older men cumhaachama...
>>29407758The Florida Project. Hook her with Dafoe, then make her feel shit about herself for growing up on the wrong side of the tracks.
>>29407777No IRL friends really, and these girls are no replacement for them either.
>>29407860>Is this what an oshi is?Yup. Gura could stream herself watching paint dry and I would still enjoy it
>>29407926My man Klaius making strides
It's kinda odd to sit here and unironically rub my dick to this retarded Aussie shitposter doing weirdass ASMR while also posting here but I guess that's what it is
>>29407777Kinda not anymore. All I do is work and entertain myself when I go home while all my friends became normalfags and started families.
its a shame that she needs the air-con on, its fucking hot here in australia
>>29407931>>29408000>implying that kiara is the one getting fucked
EU here, just woke up. Did we kneel to the chicken?
haachama...
EAT THE ICE CREAM ALREADY YOU SLUTTY LITTLE RETARD
>It dropped>But not on herDROPPED
>>29407996Given how much money she made during her ASMR stream despite the fact she's still interacting with them on Twitter, it doesn't seem to have affected her. That might be because it was a professional setting, though I think most of her big whales won't care if it's just her doing a collab since they don't care about K's.
Haachama!???
Haachama!?
>>29408015At that point I wouldn't even be able to focus on the movie and neither would she considering all the blood in my body would be redirected into my dick.
>>29408046>it's never going to happen.only been 2 months man give it time
>>29407777Used to, but I've burned all the bridges. Hologirls are not my friends, they're just some cute shit to distract me.
>>29408080The sounds of a naked girl in her room
>>29408011Not KFC/10
>sound of opening things>"HHHAAAHHH!!"don't worry guys, she's just shocked at how big my dick is
>>29407767What was it? I'm not sure I actually want to see it but I kind of want to know what it was.
I can’t even hear the AC, are my earphones just too shit to pick it up or something?
>>29407966She did, she dropped everything
>>29408022The hottest it could possible be for her the low 30s (celsius for you deadbeats). That's not that hot.
>>29407963>gura's faceholy shit, good job
>>29408079
>>29407627degenelate yes
>>29408078chickim is trying to steal calli's skin
>>29408052Even our son got cucked.
>>29407887>let's risk a top earner for the sake of a literally howWon't happen
>>29407768This is true
haato is unironically retarded even if she can speak English right and is """ pretending"""without her paypigs she would be dead
>tfw too depressed to jerk offfeels nice on the ears though
>>29408115BUT NOT ON HER
>corn ice cream Do Australians really...?
>>29408004Glad to know I'm not the only one.
>>29408081Your geography reps anon
>>29407931Kiara is a carpet muncher so she's safe
>>29407768unfathomably baste
I don't feel too bad about jacking off to this cause i'm only a year older than her but I hope i'm not doing this in 10 years bros....
>>29408111>new song sounds good,>talk show is looking better by the minute>new bgm and mv>a fucking voice packi kneeled at least
>>29408135Is your dick okay, bro? I think she broke it
>>29407627No...I just like...playing with the muscle man
uooohhhh
>>29408081Southern hemisphere magic, they all live upside-down. Why else do you think Haachama is completely nuts?>>29408151Low 30s is hot for a nip, m8.
I love this absolute retard
Mmmm... Haachama crushing my dick with her teeth...
>>29408163Uh, Ame is not a top earner. One of their ACTUAL top earners has collabed with Holostars, though.
>>29408182Oh boy you will.
Oh its crunky ice cream
>>29408167>without her paypigs she would be deadHer parents are rich
Crunky ice sounds terrifying.
>>29407966She did that a couple asmr's ago. Slipped her red bull, no screeching though.
This is the man behind Kiara's logo. Say something nice?
>>29407996nah
>YOU WILL NEVER FUCK THIS RETARD WHY LIVE
>That licking noiseUOOOOOO>Suddenly crunchMy penis fucking retracted
Is Haachama doing fetish porn?
>>29408067That's what he said though>But, knowing Watson, she may have travelled into the past and seduced the mothers of her hated enemies, preventing them from ever being born.
>>29408189this retarded blondie is munching and biting down on it, so yeah it's kinda broken now
Is she crunching an ice lolly?
>>29408206Excuse me?
SURVEY: What else goes into the mouth?
vorechama..
Bros why can I feel haachama breathing on me when she eats...
>>29408111Don't really care about the song or the voice packs, but that talk show sounds great.
>>29408205 rich people dont give a fuck about their kids what fucking world do you live in you retarded faggot
>>29407980......I am
>>29408201what the FUCK happened to your dick?
>>29407777I'm schizoidal and can't make friends. That's why I want the girls to collab with men so badly, so I can self insert and fill the void in my life.
>Jacking off to your daughter eating foodYou guys are fucked
Is the Trash Taste boost over? fuck I wanted to see a quick defeat of Rushia
>>29408225kfc
this is boring, how is anyone able to fap to this
>>29408211Cute drawing
This feels like she is crunching and chewing my peepee
>>29408225Tooth brush and tooth paste.
>>29408224
>>29408211you are gonna make it
>>29408011I'm not really into ASMR 0/10Not even Noel roommate manage to move it..
>>29408225the squishy parts of ina's hair!
>>29408237Just wait for the cr1tikal and nyanners collabs
>>29408226Because she's fucking close to the mic
>>29408237If anything, Mori gave Trash Taste a bigger boost, lol
>>29408240How are you not able to? I'm fucking diamonds right now.
>cone >corn
>>29408225my fingers
>>29407777Haven't seen my IRL friends in almost 1 year, but if anything this thread is more of a replacement than Holos.
She's trying to say cone not corn right?
>>29408236And?
>>29408226Bro don't turn around....
>>29408237I can't wait for Ame to overtake Calli
>>29408236>he doesnt jack off onto his retarded daughterok homosex
>>29407906why are they jewish?
>>29408237Where do you view these stats?
>>29408249The only ones that I jerk off to are the loli ear licking ones while high
>tfw we will never have a /k/ chubba who make GUN ASMR... Imagine the M1 Garand *clink*
The chicken eating stream did things to me but this crunky icecream is nothing...
you're supposed to jerk off to this? i wanna slap her for chewing in my ear
Would you let Haachama bite off your dick and chew it close to your ear?
>>29408266I'm sure she's saying cock
>>29408237>Towa>5kWhat?Why the fuck is my debiru inclining so hard?
>>29408198Nips have to deal with humidity though, which is much worse than dry heat. Unless Haachama is in Sydney during December or, Don forgive me for even uttering the name, Br*sbane, she can't be that hot.
>>29408245>Strawberry mintWhy would you do this?
>>29407777no, I like to keep to myself and the only time i interact with others is for life shit or work, friendships I had are online but they don't go too far and if they do I end up usually ghosting just to enjoy time by myself, past few relationships I had also taught me I tend to only make small conversations and not be a fun guy. Honestly the hologirls aren't my friends, lol i rather they not be but watching them as entertainers and being in the seat watching them as they have fun alone or with each other is truly something I wish I could do easily.
This took way too long to do...Unstoppable shitpostsTakes over the threadsBrappostingPissing off the antisSummon the strengthOf podcastsI am your boy that is approachingProvokingPurgefags and South East AsiansI am the shamer of my nameGameplay streamsHaven't been greatFromsoftware please just let me play your games!The deadbeats, constantly bulliedFalling for the obvious baitFalseflagging miseryBlasphemous stream next weekInherit the kinoSurrounded by cringeCan’t look awayJust reading supasEven the ARSWith kazoosYour narratives are nothing burgersGrasp for straws in ways complicatedI never sleep and work foreverHindering me would be complicatedI am your boy that is approachingProvokingGhostlings and masturbationI am the /v/ermin of ENKusogesAll that i playKonami let me play your fucking games!The schizos, constantly on meI'm living in your heads for freeDoxxposting constantlyWine party starting nowI want to collab with CharlieWho the fuck is Rene?Guerilla supa streamsI love to make /jp/ threads seetheLurking global Holo threads while i eat lunchIt is always the same fucking shitReading through the posts of those who claim to like meThe same timeloop that they keep on repeatA swarm of narratives, summoned from the SEAnigsThe biased janny never helps with the faggotsDates with chat, whisper streams, watchalongsYou want a gf? Then you'll get a gfBig ups for theAka supaCanadian paypigsRichfag deadbeatsTier two wine streamsCrimson joyDo you pay withARS or real cash?Let out the chuuni deep within!Veritas, and tranny Dafoe!We lonely losers are the same!Gostling for our oshis all alone!
>>29408225This barrel
>>29408236>daughterthis is my daughter's sister in-law it's fine
>Cock, so thirtsy
IM GONNA IM GONNA IM GONNA FEEEEEEEEEEEEEED OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHBHHHHHHHHHHHH IMM FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29408278just google bluewaffle it should come up
>>29407816>I don't understand why the west embraced ironic meme culture and in-your-face sex jokes like this.It's to hide from PC and a dog-whistle (virtue signalling).
>>29408081Oi mate. Everything's fucked, venomous or on fire here.
>>29407777All my IRL friends moved away years ago. Dont have any online friends anymore really, the ones that I still have are either always busy or never message me. The girls arent a replacement for friends but at least they distract me for a while.
>>29407979Based.
>>29408285give kiara some more time, it's been like 2 months, and her m1 might be in australia
https://poal.me/6mc50e
Anyone else mad about the inevitable Charlie Mori collab? I've been following my Oshi charlie for about 5 years already. The thought that the fanbase will not get a bunch of newfags that don't know anything about my boi Charlie corrupting it with weeb cringe anime shit spells the doom for future of his content. Next thing you know he will be Collabing with all those other fake Anime girls. Just the thought that they would try to leech off my Oshi puts me into a fit of rage. I really hope they don't collab at this point because there will be consequences and new fags that spill in not knowing the culture of the streamer. I don't want my Oshi to be tainted any further.
>>29408266It's cum.
Is she an actual genius at pretending to be as insane and retarded as possible? It takes a lot of brain power to ensure you never slip out of your role and keep the act up for so long
>>29408299cringe
>>29408295Ask Japan dont ask me
>>29408281Only 360° VR ASMR from Mel....UOHHHHH
>>29408293Singing stream until 350k subs. It was very good.
>>29408266
is the anon who needs haachama shrieks ok
>>29408271This is the 7th week you've said that now...
Do you think Mori still stay in touch with them? Or did she forget about them after she got the dopamine high from "helping" indie vtubers?
>>29408300Based Risu ridding us of the Australian menace
>Ice cream corn
Haachama ASMR isn't lewd, Mel, Choco and Noels is way better but I guess no one watches it cause YouTube kun shadowbans them for it
>>29408285Vocarooanon could do it if she makes it into Gen 2.
Just woke up. Did Mori laugh at the nigger joke in Boondock Saints?
>>29408118the other guys that usually spend a lot aren't really "idolfags" but just want to help out an artist. Some memefags do exist but they don't seem to mind it either. A Romanian called Headtaker21 gives off some serious YAB vibes but hasn't done anything yet. There are some cool guys that hang around in the membership streams like stormtag and annie. Its a nice setup honestly.t.3 deadbeat
>>29408250Do they taste like bananas?
>>29408345They're in their members only section anonchama
>>29408321Charlie is already a gigantic weeb
AAAHH PACKET PAINhow was the cooking kusoge stream by the way
I actually don't want the ENs to do ASRM now, this is more confusing than anything.
>>29408285Pizza dad already did gun ASMR
>>29408285Gura is a country girl. She might have a few lying around.
https://youtu.be/U6tyuTgKgIs?t=9900Or cute gremlin pretending she doesn't know what Pog isThe kayfabe is great
>>29408308god damn the first time i heard that joke was decades ago in like 2nd grade
>>29408354Yeah she acidentally quoted it when it happened too
>>29408293she did a "will ding untill I get 350k"stream a cople of hours ago
>>29408354Yes and then she repeated it because she thought we didn't hear it, really strange stream
>>29408235does self inserting and being a schizo go hand in hand?
>>29408296Fair enough, I don't know how bad it is in Australia, I just know that Tokyo summer doesn't get that hot but boy does the humidity suck.
>>29408339They've known each other for much longer than you think, anon.
>>29408345do they actually do anything suggestive or is it just "girl with good mic gives me boner"
AHHH WHY DOES SHE SPEAK ENGLISH LIKE A WOMAN WITH DOWNS.
HOLY FUCK.This is some serious NTR shit. You see this kki guy? she's one of the biggest astel simps. That means Ame stole his one of his simps. NTRception to the level that I can't catch up at this rate.
>>29408372It's so perfect combined with her "I don't really like lying" line from earlier lmao.
Evens I give Kiara a super.Odds Calli.Dubs both.
Gura's mommy has her back.
>>29408372It's not the first time she's done it either. I wish she just filtered it on chat. People spam the fuck out of that every time she does something ingame.
>>29408354Yeah she quoted it word for word and got really close into the mic to yell niggerIt was kinda off putting
>>29408237>>29408271kill yourselves numberfags
>>29408392The latter. The roommates are usually the ones with the lewd stuff.
>>29408321These bitches are smart, they will only collab with a) Someone whose fanbase is not anime/vtuberb) Someone they are friends with, literal nobodies
>>29408401
>>29408392Noel's roommate does more with her huge fuckign milkers on front of the mic
>>29408396>only 100Dude has 2 accounts that he uses for Astel
>>29408326Anon, the average IQ in Japan sits around 105. Half of them are even more retarded then that. How high is the chance that haachama is a 0.1% 140IQ genius vs. your average retard?
>>29408394Anon...
>>29408299https://streamable.com/2z4t7m
>>29408202Uh, yes she is. I'm not even going to waste my time scrolling down to find FBK or Astel.
>>29408285>>29408369https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qU93v_VrY34im sorry gura... i have a new oshi
>Jerking it to a retard eating random shit instead of jerking it to an Htuber vibing themselves into oblivionExplain yourselves.
>>29408406Mama...
>>29408396What is a SGD
>>29408401better make it red
>>29408354deadpan face the whole time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_ea3a51saQTHIS GUY COMES AND SLAPS ALL OF HOLOEN'S ASSESWHAT DO YOU DO?!?!?
>>29408406Love to see it
>>29408413>>29408417yeah i like the roommate's stuff but i don't see the appeal of this. or at least i don't understand how anyone can fap to it
>>29408428retards are cute
>Open Haachama's stream>Blowjob noises>Instantly cum>Close stream
>>29408326It's an "in the zone" type of acting where you actually become the role you play.
>>29408399Sandbagging Twitch faggots falls under white lies.
>>29408396>stole his simpThat's a "thanks for actually acknowledging my oshii exists" donation, kinda like the ones Haachama got for supporting Coco during her utawaku yesterday.
>>29408339I doubt, since she still does devilcube stuff.t.not a deadbeat
>>29408428I don't like whores
>>29408428HTubers are trashy. It's not as erotic when it's just outright pornography.
>>29408111To see a new song released is a dream come true.
>>29407777How the fuck do you people not have friends, just get a fucking friend.
>>29408432Singaporean Dollar. Dont be fooled by its name, it's a weak currency
>>29408401Time to go earn some big ups, motherfucker.
>>29408433Yes my master.
>>29408428Soul vs souless
>>29408428where they at then so i can jerk off to italso retards are cute
>>29408417Link?
>>29408355I feel like I should actually start paying attention to the other chat members during a t3 stream, since they're mostly cool dudes in such a small community, and such a high concentration are anons, but I still would rather shitpost here and watch her, and adding a third thing would make it hard to do so.
>>29408406What is going on with Gura?
>>29408460haha yeah bro just talk, right
>>29408406AMELIA WATSON YOU WILL FUCK MY DAUGHTER
>>29408382Schizo and schizoid are different
>>29408438slap his ass 5 times
>>29408428Because I unironcally find this lewder.
>>29407998Tell that to the RLM guys after William Shatner watched their ironic star wars podcast
>>29408440Her massage ones are actually really nice when I'm going to sleep and it feels like she's massaging your brain but you honestly need to like ASMR to get stuff out of this. I guess she's streaming earlier so newfags are listening to it for the first time?
>>29408406Has Gura liked any of the more kissy gurame art yet or only the cute stuff with them leaning on each other?
>>29408427IM SORRY ROBERU, I HAVE A NEW SEMPAI
Injecting some Holo Ina vein before Mori crashes her own streamHow was the Half Life stream?
I just got of work, can someone give me a summary of the major Kiara announcement?
>>29408338They have nothing else to obsess over since Gura hit 1M
>>29408438I slap his ass
>>29408491War is hell anon...
>>29408476She was cucked tonight live on stream
>>29408446Absolutely gluttonous
Why is that whenever I introduce hololive to my friends there's always a guy who say that behind the anime avatar is probably a man with a voice changer
>>29408492idol stuff
>>29408438make all the girls peg him
Who else does asmr?I rather like Okayu's but I need more hololive asmr.
>>29408492Song, Voice pack and the intro to her talk show (+ the logo). It was basically what you'd expect.
>>29408011I'm more scared then aroused
>>29407963Gura's face always gets meFor all that shit he's taken he's back to doing guras though
>>29408492New Original SongNew Talk Show, ame did the animationsVoice Pack
>>29408423You got one slanted view of "top earner" if 14 out of 40 active girls counts for you. Top half, sure. But she's not even a top 3 EN earner.
>>29408423counter point: FBK has few supas since forever. FBK getting less supas after collabing with homos is just a narrative.
>>29408491Fun, Ina sacrificed her takos to progress further, and she learned to hate turrets and pallets.
> planed to listen to the asmr stream to fall asleep to it>want to stay awake to listen to itI've planed poorly
>>29408406Now that I look at it. She's actually liked a bit of Ame and GurAme art.
>>29407977>Is Haachama naked now?DSP-anon / sound-engineer-anon?
>>29408492Talk show is going to be a recurring segment.She has an original song releasing.Basically she overhyped us.
>>29407887Most of her donations seem to be from like 4 dudes, I don't want her to take the risk even if the collab would probably be really funny.
>>29408510rule 37
>>29408479Kek. Never thought I'd see Chrisposting in /hlgg/. But after Reanposting and Vergilposting I guess it's not that surprising.
>>29408460I don't like using people for my own entertainment so I don't socialise.
>>29408499We lost a lot of Takos
>>29408491The takos went to war and basically I love ina now
>>29408491The brothers I've lost.The friends I've lostThey wont stop hurting
>Haachamachama Fart ASMR (Poggers) #holoen
>>29408478I just didn't want to type out schizoid personality disorder
>>29408492She's going to release her first single, and it's going to have a music video made by Calli.
>>29408510Because he plays one of them
>>29408510Because for a while it normally was, and in the formative years women were a rare breed.
>>29408510They're trying to trick you into doxxposting to prove them wrong. Don't fall for it.
>>29408427He's so fucking based wtf!!!
>>29408488Ame has
>>29408491you're not supposed to inject Ina into your veins anon
>>29408520ChocoMelNoel
>>29408539*clap clap*NEXT MEME
>>29408452It's that pathetic?
>>29408460I actually have "friends" but they are Normie friends
>washing down two ice cream cones with a glass ofCoke
These are your top growers of the last 30 days!Damn Kiara is gaining on Inatough luck
What the fuck was that
>>29408575A bird.
>>29408539Chicken...
>>29408491The Tako's were drafted
>>29408427I cant believe there are anons that didnt know about Pizzadads gun cleaning asmr
>>29408561>>29408520>forgetting about Polka's amazing ASMR
>>29408574Friend...
HAACHAMA DAAAAICHUKII~~~~
>>29408510He's probably from the GIRL era of internet culture.Just tell him that he's incredibly original and that you totally don't hear that comment every time you show people hololive.
>>29408573the soda or the powder?
>>29408491Ina shot me in the back. I've never been happier...
>>29408574>>29408411
>>29408574If it wasn't for the debut stream Watson would already be 2nd place in EN
>>29408520Choco 360° VR ear cleaning...
>>29408539I really like this image.
>>29408427>Instant response.It's like he put one finger on my prostate and I came.
>>29408299Points for effort, anon, but you didn't get the flow anywhere near right, assuming that you're trying to go along to Cursed Night.
>>29408510Yeah my friends also say the exact same thing and while that may have been true in the earlier days at this point these girls clearly arent at all.I just wish I could get more to fall down this rabbit hole. So far i've gotten three.
I want to beat the shit out of haato's parents until they take care of their broken daughter
>>29408510Playing too many vrchat
Motherfucking Emu's out here soundbombing Haachama's ASMR
>>29408321He's been in videos w/ Projekt Melody and fucking Nux Taku already, so........
>>29408525You can't just quit your oshi, it's understandable.
>>29408574Korosan...
>>29408592A lot of folks never give Holostars a chance not that I blame them they are pretty boring most times
>>29408568It's very common action from paypigs with more dollars than cents. The very act of paypigging itself is incredibly pathetic, so whether it's more pathetic or on the same level of pathetic is up to your own judgement I guess.
>>29408510Fuck you ayame
>>29408621That's fuckin' gay bro, you should probably get that shit checked out
>Those birdsThat's the real Australian sound right there
GURA LOVE
>>29408520>He wasnt here when Noel and Marine docked an ASMR mic in-between their breasts for a double heartbeat
>>29408620no wonder, its from reddit
GURA'S CHUMMY UUUUUUUUUOOOOHHH
>>29408574Niggerman..
>>29407996>Do we know if Mori's taken a hit due to trash taste collab?The guys leaving could just be masked by new guys getting added.
>Calli delays the stream so I can nut to Haato firstI love my oshi guys, she's so considerate
>>29407880I'm doing my Death Stranding reps. Time to head back east, baby.
Shit, I'm rock hard now
It's funny. For the first 3 months, no one talked about Holostars. Now, for the last day or so they've been brought up often. What's funny is that it was the same for /hlg/. No one talked about them for several months after Hololive blew up in the west, and then overnight fags started spamming them constantly despite their view numbers still being abysmal. Who are these people and where do they come from?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydbz4LogFbY>she used the art with a nude edit for the thumbnail
>>29408510Because it literally was
>>29408539
Sounded like Haachama swalling multiple loads of cum
>>29408574When is Gura not going to be on the top. She can go one month without streaming and still probably be the fastest growing holo.
>>29408539I'm (not) sorry for laughing.
>>29408654wtf bro I want asmr for my ears not my dick.
>>29408510The same reason that when I posted a vocoroo here, I was told that my squeek meek voice means I'm using a voice changer. Shit sucks, I can't even do voice shit posts because I'm "using a voice changer."
>>29408510The idea of the perfect girl makes them uncomfortable so they have to cope by saying it's a dude. That or they're homosexual.
>ame wants to watch a movie with gura but doesnt want to come off as obsessive and ask about it>gura probably forgot about it>this is the only place on the internet that still remembers, and they dont check hereFUCK
>>29408516>>29408521>>29408538>>29408551Sounds fun.>>29408524>ame did the animationsOk, this is surprising. I never knew Amelia could do animation.
>>29408479NO WAY FAG
>>29408510People are retarded, I've seen some people claim that they're AIs.
>>29408539Nice
>feeling fullKeep going Haachama.
>>29408613get your facts right at least if you want to complain. Mori debuted first and Watson was way later. That's why there was a 30k gap which shrunk to 9k during Mori's off week and is now back to 26k
>>29408520Polka's asmr makes me feel things i've never felt before
>>29408654I'll spoonfeed that. Everyone should know about it.https://files.catbox.moe/1hxwxm.webm
>>29408669>friendpost>it's shitLike clockwork
Wasn't Calli supposed to play Crash tonight? Or am I getting confused?
>shit load of fried chicken >shit load of sweetsHow chubby is this retard?
>>29408619Headpats from giant Choco!
>>29407777I have plenty of friends, but you guys motivate me to make OC, so there's thatHologirls are cute and wholesome and my escape in these trying times.
Why was the crash stream delayed?
>>29408559Made me look, she hasn't
>>29408510Because they're trying to bait you into doxposting, don't be fooled.
>>29408687maybe some other time anon
Good candy flavour taste, Haachama.
>>29408684Can't you just stop using one then? Nothing wrong with a dude trying to sound like a girl.
>>29408669The holostars are doing more English content, like the rest of Hololive. So they post them more in /hlgg/, like what happened with Polka and Among Us except no-one watches the homos
>>29408539>they all got gold medalsWhat's the problem?
>>29408704This was the only ASMR that made me feel funny
>>29408580
>>29408655I literally just made it. Do you really think reddit would take kindly to people shitting in the chicken?
>>29408711She's masturbating to the Haachama stream iirc
>>29408707Hah I really should watch that
>>29408699Watson's debut stream made her lose a bunch of subs
>>29408703Stream is in 20 minutes. You do seem to be confused.
>>29408706Chubby in all the right areas
>>29408484>thinking shat-his-pants-ler manages his own social media presence or is even aware of RLM
>>29408703its scheduled for about 24 minutes from now anon
>>29408623Anon, i know that it wasn't perfect, but it's obviously not Cursed Night it was going for
>>29408669Shouldn't you be happy Friend? You worked so that homostars could get more recognition.
>>29408723Everyone is doing more English content.
>>29408670Sasuga. "Based", as they do say.
>The lolipops are hereOh yeah, let's>Crunch
>>29408677With momentum like Guras, youtube does the shilling for you.
>>29408704This had such a weird effect on me.
>>29408703Under 30 minutes, anon. People are already putting supers in chat. She's developed a fucking meta where people super at each other instead of her. It's fucking crazy.
>>29407777No. I purposefully keep to myself because of trust issues. I have plenty of acquaintances but not a single friend. The girls fill the social void left in my heart, not in a romantic but just in a "being apart of something" way.
>>29408703Yes, it starts in half a hour
>>29408539DELETE THIS BEFORE SOMEONE UPLOAD THIS PIC AND TAG HER
>>29408653I love her so much!
>>29408729Checks out.
>Set streamlink to download Haachama asmr before wageslave hours>Come home from wageslaving and it didn't even start downloading, was still waitingFuck my life
>>29408733>>29408738>>29408750>>29408755The stream is not showing up for me when I go to her channel
>>29408704Uh, Marine's resting heartrate sounds insanely high. Is she okay?
My honest opinion on GurAmeThey are people that love each other's company and even if they have feelings for each other over some avatars, it's none of our business and comes off as obsessive shipping which is no different from Twitch shipping
Ina's HL2 streams are so fucking comfy
>>29408704Imagine their tits squished together as as they only wear their bras so that the mic picks up the sound better
>>29408466Finding Htubers that stream on youtube is a chore due to youtube cracking down on them for quite some time. The good stuff is worth the search though.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGDYvjoLzsI
>>29408645Shit sucks. I liked watched Kira.
>>29408776They were really nervous.
>>29408666Haachama is her gemmate afterall. An Honorary EN
>>29408750She really did become the Coco of EN. It was almost like yesterday they were playing Yugioh with SCs in cocos chat
>>29408706>How chubby is this retard?Thirds Are Never Enough.
>>29408775watch?v=JqaylUcNvig
>>29408619That blew my mind. I hope Choco does something like this again, could be good for her growth.
Just woke up, where my deadbeatbros at, you guys ready to see our boy's crazy skills
Is Kiara really going to be doing among us with her viewers? Will they be vetted first or will she just give everyone the ability to join and its who ever gets in first?Because I can imagine if its just open to everyone it will be a shitshow. Personally id spam "nigger" in the chat
>>29408670I noticed that too lolI'm surprised no else pointed that out
>>29408704Where the fuck can I find an archive of this?
>>29408777>no fun allowedokay
>>29408731More like she gained hardly any subs from it, unlike every other EN debut.
>>29408775Go to the Videos tab and toggle "Uploads" to "Upcoming live streams"
>>29408791Senpai, dumbass
Mori already has a $500 akasupa and the stream hasn't even started yet. Are deadbeats just depressed salarymen?
>>29408769Her internet went out twice anyway
Haachama... the legos aren't for eating... you build stuff with them
bros.. im so lonely without guramei think ive developed an unhealthy parasocial relationship with them. i live vicariously through them every day, and its unhealthy. ive written about 20 2-5k word long gurame posts from fanfics to appreciation to schizoposting. i think i need to take a break but i cant. i cant even go 5 minutes in my life without actually thinking about them
>>29408722I don't use one.https://vocaroo.com/1nfSBIpidV8uhttps://vocaroo.com/16JHZuisjBYFWas some of what I posted and it was called a voice changer.
>>29408808Anon I love these two, it's just that some people take it too far and write fanfictions in their head
>>29408802Hell yeah dude, I'm so keen. I love Crash and I love Mori so it's gonna be sick.
>>29408669A few anons like myself would talk about holostars often but would get silenced or drowned out quickly due to schizos and idolfags
>>29408776she's pressed up against noel's massive badonkersmaybe that's your joke but i'm posting anyway..
>>29408735Normally I'd agree but he himself wrote a massive medium article about how they should be banned or something
>>29408811Nah I remember when she was over 100k but than she dropped below it, thread went crazy for an hour or so
>>29408803>outing yourself as being this new on top of a total garbage postYou have to go back to /v/
>>29408525If this thread actually bullies him into an heroing I'm going to be so sad, his art is really good.
Next on Haachama Cooking
>>29408669Discord, just like when people start talking about Aloe or Artia or any other chuuba that nobody gives a shit about.
>>29408775Just use jetri or schedule.hololive and click it from there. Makes your life easier.
>>29408428They are call avtuber only projekt melody newfags call them htuber
>>29408690hehehehehehehehehehehe
>>29408704This and Polka's heartbeat have convinced me the lewdest thing a girl can do is let you "rest" on their chest and just hear their heartbeat while they get flustered over it.
Saying I don't care for Ame playing Valorant will just make her double down on it to spite me so instead I'll just silently wish for her to forget about it and not play it for another 47 days like last time.
>>29408670>>29408804the nude edit is behind a paywall iirc so the vast majority of people won't see it unless they go digging on boorus or pay up
>>29408750>a fucking meta where people super at each other instead of her.I've seen stuff like that in Kiara's chat
I've given up trying to jack off to this asmr
>>29408819This one got me
>>29408807It's public on Noel's channel from a few weeks ago
>>29408704How come im only hearing it in my left ear?
>>29408802I'm ready but I'm not expecting any "crazy skills"
>>29408753Oh shit anon, me too man. I get asked to go out to things by people at work and always turn down the invites because I don't feel comfortable trying to get to know people.Holos keep me sane, but at least I don't flip out over dumb shit lie some people here.
>>29408684I remember you, sorry you got all that shit anon. I think its just people thinking its too good to be true. They rather shit on things because they're scared of being tricked.
>>29408817Yes
>>29407777I've got friends who I don't really talk to these days but we're the type of friends who can pick up at a moments notice after not talking for years.
>>29408803this is already the third time anon
>>29408826Natural voice pls,
>>29408827Yes writing some fiction about these two is fun and cute (like all the ones we got dealing with the among us ending) so long as you aren't an actual psycho about it
>>29408821fuck off fagschizos like you should be culled from the group
>>29408669i cant believe j_god found his way into /hlgg/...
>>29408807Might have ended up being Danchou member only content? I can't check i ended my noel membership this month.. STREAM NOEL ONEGAI ! !
I want Watchama to play MORE fps
>>29408850Polka's ASMR's are the best
>>29408826Holy shit, those voice training reps. I kneel.
>Was having a hard time sleeping yesterday>decide to imagine sleeping and cuddling with my oshi>sleep better than I have in ages>After I wake up, first thing I think about is my oshi, check her twitter, etc.Jesus Christ I feel like spiraling deeper into a place I don't want to be in. I almost don't want to sleep because I know it's gonna happen again. What do I do bros...
HAACHAMA SUCK ON MY LOLLIPOP OUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>>29408539I feel sorry for Kiara, but this is really funny.
>>29408704I don't even care about the tits, this is like some fetal memory shit and I actually like it
>>29408854WEAK
>>29408870That is the natural voice...
>>29408817Lonely IT guys and engineers apparently
>>29408826I'm not convinced. The sound quality is too shit to tell if it's a voice changer or not especially because there's some slight distortion. If you want to convince people get a better set up.
>>29407727need more of this friend
>>29408802>crashI'm here for suffering
>>29408853Was it those weird rpers?
>>29408859Because you only hear Marine's heart until Noel docks with the Ku100's right ear.
>Ame's family is cursedis this like, Watson's lore or an actual IRL lore?
>>29408880The ultimate Narrative fuel ASMR experience
>>29408739You did the complicated, complicated thing so without any other hints, I'm going to default to the most recent song. I'm trying to rap it in my head over the other songs, and it only does okay to RIP and even then it falls apart pretty quickly. If you're going to completely re-write the lyrics, you need to put the right song as the image.
>>29408826How the hell do you manage to do that? That's fucking impressive is that's real
>>29408821Post your shit faggot, all the fics i've seen are garbage
>>29408826Damn man, you make one convincing female. How the fuck is your voice so feminine without a voice changer?
>>29408868I dont usually watch kiara so ive got no idea. Only among us ive watched is when EN played it and their collab with 5th gen. Not watched anything else so I dont know
>>29408704>>29408483Based and based
>>29408826>that shit audio qualityGet a good mic and then try again.
>>29408704Oh god, is this what asmr is meant to be?I never got the buzz before but holy shit this makes me feel weird.
>>29408777>no different from Twitch shippingit is different you retard they're playing a character not themselves.
My oshi is super oishi
>>29408225borgers
>>29408827As long as you don't do what the faggot did today and SC or comment/tweet at them directly about it it's fine.
>>29408428The only htuber I'll unironically watch and fap to is Melody, and that's entirely because her voice makes me super hard.
>>29408826with a better mic and a bit more practice, you could passim jealous
>>29408901What do you think?
>tfw I've inadvertently been listening to feederism asmrFUCK
>>29408802I'm excited to see her get flustered when she realizes she's not as good as she remembered
>>29408817I like to think that some Saudi prince browses these threads and wants to keep getting this reaction out of here
>>29408854Why couldn’t she just eat KFC again?
>>29408859It's a binaural mic. Like this.
Imagine her vomiting during these
>>29407767It says up for people in the thread when it was posted, but it doesn't appear for people who showed up after he deleted it. It was missing for me.
>he can write or read fanfics without imploding from cringe
>>29408918streamers play characters too, they just don't have an avatar to hide themselves
>>29408850There's a strange sort of intimacy to it, I agree. Just waiting for Mori to do it now.
>>29408901Both
>>29408883>what do I dobuy a body pillow
>>29408904>I am your boy that is approaching>Provoking>Purgefags and South East Asians>I am the shamer of my nameAre you fucking retarded?
>>29408901Its real bro, her nana was a harlot.
>>29408826i'm looking forward to more of your OC
>>29408942Haha yeah...
>>29408932Did you miss her KFC one anon? That shit was wild.
>>29408753It's always amazing how introspectively self-aware people can be, like you (and me also and a lot of others), and yet still suffer from the issues they have such a perceptive grasp on. People who can articulate their issues and logically explicate their own pitfalls, people who can reason the chain of events and psychological processes leading them to be a certain way and have certain life issues. And yet still have no fucking clue how to overcome them, either that or just giving up and succumbing to them.
>>29408901She literally told chat that her grandma was a big ntr-thot and that one of the wives she was messing with threw a curse on them
>>29408897nah just people talking to each other using supers for chat instead of just chatting
>>29408901well, she doesn't have a family IRL so.....
>>29408827>no fanfiction allowed even if you keep it in your headbased
>>29408930>>29408909>>29408906>>29408892>>29408955https://vocaroo.com/13CiRaYULHl3This thread has more gossip than college. Do you really think girls are not here?
>>29408942I was secretly hoping she would force herself to finish the other ice cream cone and that would happen soon afterwards.
>>29408804We already called her based when she tweeted it, anon.
>>29408299Based
>>29407672Avocado is about to take on an entirely different meaning I'm afraid.
>>29408968I WANT TO FUCK THE DEPRESSION OUT OF THIS CLOWN MENHERA
>>29408525maybe I should try Klaius' style
>>29408959Timestamp?
>>29408968I gotta do my niponese reps so I can become closer to polka. It kills me that I'm a dirty EOP
The birds are unironically the best part.
>>29408932
>>29408932You will learn to embrace the path of Architecture.
>>29408941Marine and Noel made for a deadly ASMR duo
Tell me Crashfags, is the new game as difficult as the older ones. I remember some of the levels in the older ones being a nightmare to complete.
>>29408941Its too bad that they drew the wrong mic cause Noel has the hardcore shit
>>29408942Given her food track record, only sheer quantity can induce that
>Eve makes the exact same guh as Mori when vibing herselfUHM, BROS!?
>>29408836it wasnt him, his social media manager is a known argumentative faggot troll william shitler is fucking 90 years old, he isnt arguing online about redlettermedia
>>29408968I want one
>>29408883You should play her asmr and date streams in the background on loop too
>>29408795Anime rules or legit Yugioh
>>29407672>it's bigger nowcute
>>29408979
>googled GurAme>this comes upO-ogey.
>>29408560Can't stop me from injecting this!
>>29408979Me too anon
>>29408959it runs in the blood
>>29408988>>29408992based
>>29408904Anon, you saw a Mori Vergil image and didn't think it was a Mori parody of Bury the Light?
>>29408574Is Gura actually going to lap everyone before another holo reaches 1 million? That would be pretty funny.
>>29408727Meme templates are always reddit? Don't you know?Only Pepe and Wojaks allowed beyond this point.I'm exaggerating, of course. /hlgg/ and /hlg/ have lots of innovative and topical Memes, but no easy templates except for the coupons.
>>29408776>removed some layers>docked with NoelIf you wanna hear a hearbeat going wild, look up Matsuri and Choco's ASMR.
>>29408034>she's starting to notice that /u/schizos are treating her and Gura like TakaMoriNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not the harmless yuri shipping that half the JPs have engaged in! She might get harmless clips and fanart of the pairing that will generate attention and exposure for her channel! I can understand why she felt the need to put a stop to this immediately.
>>29408997
>>29409003Anime rules but it was fun to see them slap cards down randomly
what is gura playing tomorrow
>>29408997you're watching Suisei?
>>29408995JESAS
>>29408995Yes, the KU gives me life.
>Kiara guerilla Among UsThank god. This game is actually fun to watch unlike half the kusoge these girls play. I wonder why not more of them play it. Only Kiara and Gura so far. Ame kinda shot down the suggestion.
>>29409022unless she collabs with someone big (unlikely) or becomes a normalnigger meme (possible) i don't see it happening
>>29408982I dont fucking know, who search for itShe was playing on bind though, as Viper if I remember that shit
>>29408971There's way too much distortion in this one, try listening to it yourself with a headphone or something. Not sure if its a shit mic or you recorded wrong.
>>29409032Herself
>>29408995That's like upgrading from an onahole to a doll
>>29408826>>29408971Hmm. Post more vocaroo shitposts.
Why does polka frequently posted in the Hololive EN thread
>>29408817Mori and KFP have the wageslaves. My favorite underground narrative is, that KFP gachikois are nightshift workers.
>>29408997I have no fucking idea who you are talking about.
>>29408971No offense dude but your voice sounds hot, you could totally pass. No homo.
>>29408995>You will never be Neumann KU 100
>all these faggots talking about her age in the chat>legal age is 16 in Australiaheh
>>29408952>>29409019No, I'm just behind on my DMC reps apparently. That image gets used so much as a 'cool Mori' that I didn't think about it.
>>29408995Jesus that's expensive for a mic
>>29409039Have you seen Amelia's chat? Definitely not gonna happen.
> 666square signed up for Japanese lessons after being in Japan for yearsGet btfo narrativefags, she's working her ass off to properly speak with her senpais.
>>29409054The jops don't like her so we adopted her
>>29408807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gb44X05LsUThere's also one with Choco.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9iJKmQvR18
>>29409054Why do people who can't speak English frequently post on an English language imageboard?
>>29408995Don't want to drop that one
>>29408995Nah I actually think they might have switched to the cheaper one for the docking if I remember correctly.
>>29409030Cute comet
>>29408669Dunno, I wish the homos the best, but I've also never watched them.
>>29408971You still have the mic hiss that sounds distorted in this one. Plus femanons have been known to browse here since the Ame date stream.
>>29409039I dunno if it counts as a gorilla if you announce it 12 hours beforehand. I told her about the script kiddos on twitter so if she remembers she'll read the code instead of showing it on screen.
>>29408602I miss the days when Ny*nners was actually a black guy and not a bad vtuber
>>29408968I honestly keep forgetting that Polka is a fennec because her clown design completely overshadows her animal features. Goes to show that sometimes there is such a thing as too much at once.
>>29408971This is LilyPichu tier forced.
>>29408995>Free shipping
>>29409066Can I get a t-shirt with this on it? So fucking bad the bone badass.
So far I've played Muse Dash, Titanfall 2 and Hades because of HoloENWhat should I play next..
>>29409054Because she's entertaining and doing good on her english reps ESLchama
>>29408669A graduation does that you know.
>>29409039Because some people in the fanbases are retarded and ruin it for everyone else
>>29409058lurk morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUOG0YmbImM&ab_channel=Eve%E3%82%A4%E3%83%96%E3%80%90H.LIVE%E3%80%91
>>29409006>googled Takamori>this comes uprrat
>>29409072Noel is the ultimate lewd mommy and you can't tell me otherwise.
>>29409074get angry at something else than brainfarts when typing chinlet
>>29408802I'm ready, but is Mori?
>>29408995Is that even worth?
>>29409022Korone and Fubuki already hit 1M
>>29408004Clown ASMR is best ASMR. Accept no substitutes.
>>29409039It really is weird that they don't play it more. It's basically free clips
>>29408995>a fucking asmr mic has a better skull than me
>>29409094God Hand
>>29409106HOLY BASED
>>29408971Do a deep voice and a higher pitched voice in the same vocaroo
>>29408971you already posted that one before
>>29409039>Ame kinda shot down the suggestion.That's a good thing honestly.t. Teamate
>>29409069gambatte lucifer losecubes
>>29408007gura's timid and if you were a true chumbud you'd understand and respect that
>>29408995>there is a microphone that costs more than three times the amount i spent on my carfucking hell
>>29409112>01Shes planning on making it a series...
>>29407917i didnt checked but some anon said that some member comments were getting deleted for bringing him up
>>29409092Don't you have a stream soon Mori
>>29409094Like a dragon...
>>29409092I guess you can get it printed
>>29408971There are big influx of newfags who came after that podcast thingy they doesn't know femanon exist here. I'm not even kidding when they have 0 knowledge for the first month of EN.
>>29409094Persona 3 FES
>>29409054>English thread Thread is literally called “hololive global” Anonchama...
>>29409109Noel is an onee-san to me.
>>29408669Are you dumb or just trying to start some weird shit?Holostars have been brought up rather often in /hlgg/ considering this is a tourist central.And now that some are interacting more with EN, of course they are brought up more.
>>29409039Besides Kiara, only Ina has a fanbase controlled enough to not turn the stream into a yabe marathon.
>>29408995Deadbeats, you need to buy this for Mori.
This Haachama ASMR sucked.
>>29409051What do I say?
>>29409066>>29409111The voice quality that comes from it is noticeable. You can find some voiceworks on dlsite with KU100 in the title and it usually is pretty good depending on the circle that produces it
>>29409022She slowed down already, she's still has to most consistent growth though
>>29408704Marine's heart....
I love this clown!
>>29409072How can these stay up but others can't be achieved publicly?
>>29408995Remember that she owns 2 of that. Patra owns 3 of that iirc and a custom made one
>>29409094Medieval 2 Total war
>>29409006gurame is a kind of fish in indonesian language
>>29408958When you're alone for so long, you don't really have anything else to do anon. You start to self reflect cause you have nothing else to worry about, like if someone's upset with you or if they want to talk to you. You start to peel back parts of yourself just because.I'd say succumbing to them might be a way most people would describe it. The idea of being a hermit is often looked down upon, but honestly? I just don't have the patience or have someone important enough to put up with it all. I've tried, and it's not worth it other than to satisfy that human need to talk to somebody. That's why antis falseflag, and why people spam english comments to a japanese vtuber that doesn't understand them. We need someone, even if it's only for a moment, and even if we have no clue who they fucking are.
>>29409069Does she really need proper Japanese lessons when it's obvious that the gap in her knowledge is just vocab?
>>29408826Okay Timmy, but what's your wish?
>>29409111Pocket change for Danchou.But yes.
>>29409094Minecraft with /hlgg/
>>29409130More like 6 times since serious people like Noel and Patra buy two in case one breaks and need to be sent to be repaired.
>>29409149Lamy-mamaNoel-onee-sanGura daughterChoco AuntPolka-MistressWho's the wife?
>>29409094Hearts of Iron 3
>>29409166Youtube is a bitch
>>29409024bros.. it finally happened... haachama joi cum countdown no nut november asmr....
>>29409094Mad Rrat Dead
>>29409064>That image gets used so much as a 'cool Mori'It's mostly used for soundposting 'Bury the Light' here
>>29409171Gura for HoloID!
>>29408237There was no trash taste boost. The boost came from her streaming regularly again and doing the date/asmr stream
Literally 200mb ASMR
>>29409094Endless Space 2
>>29409112Teehee, I'm f-wording bad at games.
Good timing, now I get to watch ya boy
>haachama forgot to close the streamAny chance for a yabai to happen?
>>29409069that's kind of stupid when you think about it. Shes a fucking teacher too
>>29409132Yeah, like DOOM, and Mineraft...
Ready to watch my boy be bad at video games
>>29409159pun intended?
>>29409160Now? I don't know. I meant that like in the future or something.
Haachama, please end the livestream...
Chama left her stream on.. I'm worried bros.
Mori is gonna suck absolute balls at Crash isn't she?
>>29409094Sakuna is pretty good. I played like 8 hr a day for 3 days.
>>29408945I tried my hand at it once and I couldn't make it through the first paragraph, partly due to an inability to properly convey my thoughts and partly due to embarrassment. Not even bad embarrassment either, just a sort of "thinking about this is making me too happy, I should stop now" feeling.
>>29408540>collab would probably be really funny.At best it would be Roboco 2.0, idk why people are even discussing this when they can't even hold a conversation.
>>29409219Pretty high
>>29408958It's a cost-reward thing, imo. People are too afraid to take the next step because they might be hurt and they're convinced it's not worth the potential reward. They might even be right, but it's difficult to quantify or predict these sorts of things. >>29409172Very profound. Also why people construct narratives of their oshis in their heads.
What was Kiara's super secret and big announcement?
>>29409109She literally makes porn without showing the nips or holes for her members, she is the lewdest of all the girls
>>29409224No, not really.
>>29409230N.. no, she said she played Crash before.. haha
>>29409130Should be noted that these mics are usually sold to manufacturers of audio equipment, companies who build studios/concert halls, film/game developers etc. for testing purposes.
>>29409112is this a cry for help?
>>29409160I dunno you could probably give Koopa-anon a run for their money with that voice
Uhhhhh incoming yab for Haachama? Maybe?
>>29409039plugdj's yab ruined any chance of Ame interacting with her community in that meaningful of a way
>>29407800>Open stream>No sound
chamchama boutta suck her bf's dick soon
>>29409085Think about it this way: touching the fluffy tail is an extra when you finally get to undress her.
https://streamable.com/uf49s3AHHH I'M SO HYPED
>>29409200why do you have to lie?She went from 5k growth to 11k growth in 1 day without streaming after the podcast
>>29409006>googled InAme>this comes up/tg/ approved.
>>29407777One last dude from high school I use Steam to keep in touch with and play an occasional game together, that's it.
>>29409251Haha yeah...
>>29409230She said she played some offline and was surprised when chat was calling it hard, so who knows? I think she'll be fine if she doesn't catch streamer brain again.
>>29409222It's best she stops DOOM now because the way she plays she isn't going to make it. And I'd rather her stop than play on easy.
>>29409066I can hear what that sound like by looking at it
>>29409221I don't think she could afford the classes a couple of months ago.
>>29409240Our child.
>>29408958>>29409172There also comes a point where those issues just become part of you, things that don't feel like things you have to fix. Like for me all I need is anons and fake anime girls, people that can't be affected by my decisions and actions.
>>29409160Go on a minute long rant about how much you love Gura
>>29408995You can go beyond that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_D5qlBTK2I>>29409111If you really want to go all in on ASMR, I guess so. I think for someone like Ame or Gura who might want to do a bit of it but not drop thousands you could get one of those Tascams for a few hundred.I really wish Amelia would see how Polka does ASMR. I think that type of "ASMR" would suit her perfectly because it's not super sexual, it's not about tingles stuff either. It's just this woman laying next to you in bed talking to you softly at night, kinda. I like it a lot.
>>29409276If it's just the first few levels she's gonna be in for a shock. The game ramps shit up a little bit after those levels.
>>29409277Shes swtiching to PC any day now I swear
>>29408182it adds to it
aight whoever in melbourne right now, please break into haachama's dorm just to turn off the stream
>>29409039Ame sadly probably can't do anything that involves fans for a while.>>29409068It's not because of her chat, Gura did it and her chat is way worse.>>29409262I have faith she'll try again eventually, no schizo is that dedicated.
>>29409262Is Ame's community the most YAB? I feel like the rest of them are pretty tame. Maybe except Gura but they aren't the same kind of YAB. Just rabid white knights and kids.
>>29409270>That CGI firebird going across the skyHoly kek! That's like fucking Kamen Ride quality CG, it's awful!
>teamates ignoring bait>/u/faggotry ceased>astel antiposting ceasedwoah teamates have actually improved. Sasuga
>>29409270Damn Amelia is super talented.
I just noticed that guras protein game is back, did they remove the taiwan flag showing up or what?
Mori sounded pretty confident that she's good at crash, so if she drops her spaghetti here i'm just gonna assume she has gamer performance anxiety
>>29408271Mori's lead over ame has doubled in the last week. Its approching the level it was before mori's week long break
>Mori started the Crash Bandicoot stream, she had no idea what she was in for.
>>29409270I'm still amazed at just how talent some of HoloEN is. I know its not much but I'd never think Amelia would be able to do this.
>>29408669Why did they make Holostars anyway?
>>29408958Change is hard and Willpower is a resourceIt's a lot easier to get on a dopamine treadmill for those short term gains than it is to actually work on oneself
>>29409300Ame's removing it from the final version lmao
She didn’t end the livestream but I’m pretty sure the mic is off so the possibility of a yab moment is zero.
>>29409272Ha, I have that card.
>>29409275well, she said shed already been playing it and found it easy on her sleepy reapy stream, and shes starting again for this, so I imagine she might not suck as much (or not early on anyway)
>>29409305Yes.
>>29409254
>>29409291>$60,000
>>29409270ITS HIM>ITS HIMITS HIM>ITS HIM
>>29409094Rune Factory 4
>>29408250mmmwah~ina's pretty, kissable forehead.
>Korone beat crash 4 in 10-11 hours>Mori beat crash 4 in ??-?? hoursPlace your bets deadbeats
>>29409240original song not even a callie cover but solo original
>>29408852If you want it >>29404126
>>29409293Marauder is going to push her shit in so bad. She can't remember to use weapon mods and she doesn't stay moving. That being said I do like watching her get tilted, its cute.
>>29409302You're not ignoring squat if you're posting about it indirectly.
>>29409311>Six gameplayfaggots shitting up her chat
>>29409320>accidentally take off the cover screen
Choose your Haachama YAB>Nothing, just realizes and closes it>Natural voice>Bathroom>Phone call>Leaks personal information>Another girl voice>Male voice
>>29409302>ignoringYou clearly weren't here earlier
>>29409160Do the SMELL YOUR CUNT Kiara thing
>>29409341drops it 4 hours in
>>29409331>$60,000Damn you can almost buy a house in some areas of the US
>>2940934169 hours.
What are the symbols on her tentacles???A star, a heart with squiggles under it, clubs/cross, and a cauldron/pot?WHAT ARE THEY?
>>29408684Just do it, idiot.
>>29409300It needs to be replaced with Kiara's l2d model going zig zag across the sky.
>I have 7 threads of Youtube open of shit I want to watch later>3 of them are ASMRI have to stop this eventually
Someone brought up avtubers earlier, so I was curious. Is that even a thing? The only one I know of that actually does real porn is Projekt Melody.
>>29409345Shes also shown remarkable improvement for someone starting from 0 experience. I have faith
>>29409291Do you need like special headphones to take advantage of ASMR?
>>29409345There any way to cheese marauders besides dancing with super shotgun-quickswap to ballista?tried remote detonating rockets behind the shield but it's slow as hell
>>29409342Oh is that it? I knew she was hyping things up too much for it to be anything cool
>>29409299She's the only one who's got a major yab floating around in the dox stuff, so I think that has more to do with it. Mori and Kiara are open about who they are and don't have anything too bad out there Yes, chicken has previous schizo narratives but they wouldn't stick. Ina and Gura are more or less ghosts so they can't get yabbed as much.
>>29409160"Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a 9000yo little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest and her neck, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.You're all sick in the head."
>>29409351>What I wantReal voice>What would be the worstBoyfriend comes in
>>29409351Boring stream.
>>29409351>thursday night90% chance her bf will come
>>29409272The flavortext kinda fits.
Reminder to turn your volume down before the stream starts!
>>29409351A nothing burger, damn
>>29409291does that count though, its a 10k mic and 50k of extras like amps. its probably still the ku100
Not the best ASMR, but the heat in Australia sucks right now. I'm sure it sapped all her energy.
>>29409341Did Okayu play it yet? She's pretty good at 3D platformers.
>>29409094Rune Factory 4 for sure.
>>29409353You realize that at every point of the thread no matter who streams there is more of the other fanbases than of the main fanbase right? Either way most people were shitposting and as soon as everyone saw that antis were using the opportunity, it was easy to ignore schizos
>>29409299It's not her community. Her antis actually show up and spam doxxshit when she tries to do something cool for her fans.
>>29409341I'm going to say 12 hours total
>>29409313Cover was copying Nijisanji for a while like the move to ID. Nowadays they exist more as a guinea pig for the JP girls for games/certain features like the chat notifications for memberships
>>29409349But what if it was just one schizo with six accounts?
>>29409390That's true, yeah. At some point you can only inflate the cost with ridiculous extra audio equipment
>>29409291>Pillow talk ASMRI need this from Gura, stat
>>29409373Not really although it can enhance it
>>29409072So when will Mori do an ASMR stream Ms Cow tits
>>29409072>https://youtu.be/Q9iJKmQvR18?t=3239
>>29409362OOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH INA'S ARMPITS MAJESTIC
>>2940934117 Hours
>>29409351>Nothing, just realizes and closes itWhat a surprise.
How much money are we sacrificing this time, Mori pay pigs?
>>29409351>Natural voiceI would actually coom
>>29409156You already did! You crazy canucks and yanks.
i can't believe haachama farded and shidded on-stream bros
Time to watch some >good gameplay
>>29409375Super Shotty+ballista is the best way. Hell when you play on anything higher than ultra violence its the only way to not die constantly.
AAAAAAA ENOUGH WITH THE HEART ATTACKS BITCH
>>29409353Are you mad that no one replied to your cuckposting?
>>29409354>>29409123How's this then. https://voca.ro/1omlY0i4pWD2
>>29409009is Polka's roomie fat?
>>2940934114-16 hours
>>29409341She strikes me as a 100% fag, not a speed runner, so much longer.
>>29409180You fucks still play that?
>>29409418Enough for a KU100 so 8.4k
It's UP. Deadbeats ww@?
/o/\o\
>>29409432
>>29409424She's really going for the true HoloEN experience
>>29409378
>>29409349IT WAS A SCHIZO NARRARTIVE!
>>29409377Even Ame's isn't that YAB. Oh no! She had a boyfriend two years ago! Panik! Shits retarded. They haven't been together in over a year. People are fucking weirdos I swear.
>>29409410when you donate your life savings to her so she can get a $10,000 binaural mic
Who will be playing today, Mori or Calli?
>>29409351Astel's voice comes in
>>29409362The "cauldron" is a takodachi body in its most simplified form, a circle with a halo. The heart is likewise the Takodachi brain.
>>29409418i only have my soul to offer the shinigami
>Mori stream>Not paywalled>She is playing a game>game is not paid advertisementwhat's the catch?
>>294093413-4 streams
>>29409403How about you leave the detecting to Ame, anon?
Gee I sure love 3 AM weekday streams
>>29409345Controller vs keyboard, plus she's used to parry timings from playing Souls games.
>>29409272>Iname revels in sadistic glee at the crushing of souls
>>29409418i have my $500 aka ready to fire! oh god i'm gonna pAAAAYYY AAUGHGHH
>>29409341She won't beat it
>>29409336>>29409398this is itI'm gonna use Citra and take my time with the game, thanks anons
>>29409432Why do you sound like the sister?
>>29409453If she hasn't had a boyfriend since then she'll still be thinking about him.
>>2940934120 hours
>>29409432Nice!
>>29409286Also this. Even if I did get over all my trust issues, and I did learn to be more patient with people, I just wouldn't be me anymore. I've been this way for so long that to shed myself of that would be to become a whole new person. As much as I used to hate myself, I would never want to metaphorically kill myself by changing who I am.
>>29409403Leave the narratives to me, genius.
>>29408826Almost thought you were the anon from /hlg/ that can change his from very cute to very manly
>>29409432I was a silent "this is probably a 41%er" lurker, but you convinced me and now I'm tryin to find out where you live so I can Klaius you.
>>29409299basically what this anon said >>29409400It's not Ame community, which is mostly twitchfags. Its the fact that Ame has the most dedicated schizos targeting her and has the most YAB dox stuff, put them together and... yeah. it makes me really sad as a teamate, but Ame's shown to be resilient and go above and beyond for us, so I'm sure things might change in the future.
>>29409370try searching pinkpunkpro on yt anonchama
>>29409461She is really bad at video games
MOU IKKAI
Honest question, why do deadbraps always shit on every girl other than Mori and Kiara?Explain.
>>29409429I honestly don't have the mental capacity to shitpost like that anymore. I just come here to talk about my oshi and that's it.
its time for being good at videogames
>>29409453People put huge emphasis on virginity for some reason.
Mori Into always!
where's the timestamp of ame saying she and gura are just friends?
>>29409172Balthasar... You still have gold remember.
>>29409375Arbalest charge shot followed by 2 grenades and 2 rocket lock on shots. Complicated to pull off, but destroys him isntantly.
>>29409172You just blew my fucking mind man.
Remember when Mori said she was going to change the outro and intro remixes to highlight the other submissions that didn't get into the top 10?
>>29409433>sings in 1am jst for more than 3 hourspretty sure she's anorexic from all those depression
>>29409453NOOO MY PRECIOUS IDOL ISN'T A PURE MAIDEN
>>29409373It works with my basic on-ear koss portapro headphones but my in-ear headphones do make it sound a bit better
>>29409291>macotoI love you anon because I love macoto
>>29409432There's something wrong here, but I can't tell what. Are you unironically a 41%?
Reminder that GURA IS CUTE! CUTE!https://youtu.be/dBK0gKW61NU?t=1571
>>29409503The winner going to be used for 30 days
>>29409503fuck it...fu fu fu fuck it!
>>29409432Nice I like the deeper voice sounds more natural.
>>29409503Remember when Mori said she was going to play Blasphemous next week 4 weeks ago?
>>29409487There's a few people that still can't let go.
>>29409341Crash is hard, I give it like two streams at best before she drops it
>>29409492I'm all for unity
>>29409432>1 free 'Do you live in London?'
>>29409341Drop it in one stream
Bird up!
>she actually practicedIs it still gonna be a shitshow?
>>29409362The cross marks the way to "the heart" which is the love of every takodachi, also pictured, and the star is Ina, incandescent, beautiful and so far away from us that only her light reaches us.
>>29409512Clean your ears
>LISTEN
>>29409427Damn, it was really annoying that everything stopped and you had to give them 100% of your attention else they bite you with dogs 24/7.Cleared the whole game already at ultra-violence already; just wondering if there was literally any faster way.Also was it normal that Icon of Sin second phase was just infinite mancubus
>>29408613Ya and if mori hadn't taken a week break she'd have a 45k lead on ame, whats your point?
>>29409268Most people didn't even know she has a tail untill recently.
>>29409492>why are the mori antis falseflagging as deadbeats to make deadbeats look bad?
>>29409492Because you fall for false flags.
Mori's cantaloupes are certainly swaying a lot today.
>>29409476it isn't any of your business what she's thinking about, retardthe loneliness is damaging your psyche, consume your pills
>>29409535Absolutely
>>29409535Yes.
>>29409476>Hasn't been with the guy in over a year>Probably didn't date often to begin withSomething tells me she doesn't give many fucks about some past relationship. At most they still talk from time to time. Oh no.
>>29409487You may not like them, but a dedicated anti is part of the community if they show up every time, anon.
>>29409515>2.3m viewswhatwhy
>>29409432london?
>>29409492I've never shit on a single one of the girls.
>>294095213, actually. 2 if you discount the off week
FINISH IT CALLI FINISH IT
>>29409172Ahaha, I love the way you post anon, that image pic goes so strangely with your despondent self-reflection.I agree with you too, like these guys say >>29409239 >>29409315 it's not that it's impossible, it's that for a bunch of us we've already tried, had some bad experiences, and it wasn't worth it. Maybe some of us are truly socially retarded dumbfucks who spaghetti everywhere but probably a lot of us aren't, we're just tired of trying and figured out it wasn't worth it.That's the part of the hurdle that's brought me to a halt I guess, the hurdle I can't figure out and can't get past. It's not that I'm socially retarded, I can actually be quite socially successful and charismatic and be liked by girls and whatever if I've tried, I know that from experience. It's just that it's not easy to maintain that life. It's hard to adapt to the crushing difficulties and bad experiences that inevitably come with it, and it's like eh is it really worth it? Why is it really worth it? When we can listen to gura karaoke and ame groundpound our moms last night, and play my 500 game steam library 15 hours a day while my mom cooks and pays utilities. Why bother? Yeah it's pathetic but it's easier and at least I still have anime and videogames this way.
>>29409313Trying to replicate the Hololive success only with female customers. I guess niisanji does have successful male vtubers so it's like it's an impossible proposition, they just haven't broke out for whatever reason.
>>29408321based and moistpilled
>Crash is easy if you dont play itSURPRISE! ITS A DOOM STREAM, LETS GO!
>Look look look look look!>...Listen, Listen>Look look look>Listen, LISTEN!
>>29409515Do you like it?
>>29409104...the GUHs are really identical
>like deadbeats>dislike Mori's design>like Mori's voice>like Mori's personalityWHAT DO
>>29409515Wait a minute, that guy...
>>29409505>for more than 3 hoursright, I forgot. Anon freaked me out by using a reaction image of brosnan.
>>29409522Didn't that faggot literally admit he just wanted to see drama on the thread? but yeah, faggots like him exist so we won't be able to do community stuff with ame.
>>29408520Polka ASMR. Once you go Clown you can never go back.
>>29409481>I would never want to metaphorically kill myself by changing who I am.Exactly, at best you'd just be putting on an act and all acts eventually break down.
>>29409515My heart
>>29409566>PLEASE, SIR
idk what the antis were talking about but she does seem to genuinely enjoy video games (in terms of the ones she has played)
>>29409432Nice, would def watch a stream of you alternating voices
>timeline we don't talk aboutSo Mori was the Doxxbeat the whole time
>>29409487Ame can handle it, don't worry
>>29409492
>>29409515I have an unhealthy obsession with the shark, I just want to hold her even if its just for a second
Hey fuck you Mori, Twinsanity's OST is good too
>>29409564I AM READY FOR FOCUSED MORI
When is she going to play best crash?
>>29409559I would, if they asked me to.
>>29409558are mori hours dafoeposting hours now?
>no excuses for suckingPerhaps, but feel free to.
>>29409570there's always the next costume
Holy shit she’s a Crash autist like me.
>>29409453People don't like the thought of their idols being dicked anon. It's pretty much guaranteed Ame took a lot of dick.
>>29409590amegeddon.. fuck. that was a truly kino time.
>>29409599I sure hope so
>>29409571Welcome to three months ago, genius.
>Open Mori stream>Flexing how many monitors she has>Get mad because Kiara doesn't buy a second one and keep stream open
>>29409492do i? i never realized i shat on them before while lurking
>>29409362ina's SEX foreheadmmmwaaah
I liked the Mori's streamDid you?
Already copying Haachama, huh?
>>29409570Close your eyes
There's literally nothing wrong with liking Twinsanity, it's a decent game that's just horribly unfinished.
>>29409608IT'S HER!
Drinking a cold one with the boys!
>>29409597She should do a deadbeats ctr stream
>>29409608It feel longer
>>29409596*focused CalliopeCalli took over for Mori tonight.
>>29409515
Guys this is a matter of life and deathHow do I obtain a simple mp3 of Polka's member-only ASMR?I already have her non-member asmr downloaded.
As long as she doesn't go for all crates and gems, she shouldn't struggle that much until the last world.
>>29408850You can feel her heartbeat with your dick if you do anal.
>>29409515WTF CUTE
>She's drinking already Mori you need your motor skills for this
>>29409570Podcast it. I'm a t.3 deadbeat and most of the time I'm not looking at her because I don't give a fuck that my boy has big tits, she's just fun to listen to.
>jap vs western circle and cross autism
>>29409575Yeah something about the Amegeddon being the best part of his life lmao
>>29409606No, it wasn't. Unironically neck yourself.
>when gura streams againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlebj5IACKs
>>29409492Why are you falseflagging me as a Chickenfag?
>>29409570fap to cunny Mori
>>29409432your voice is great! i was also one of the doubters but you got me convinced now
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1329333785838534657Haachama is erotic!
>>29409515I love how she cringed halfway through. Too cute.
>>29409566Wingsofredemption.gif
>>29409432I want you and the other vocaroo anon to start a collab channel together as indies so you can get into EN gen 2 together and we can hate you both like we hate Mori now.
>RetroOh nonononono
>>29409570Deal with it and watch the stream
>>29409432Never doubted you, feels good to be right. I knew all these anons were spouting tranny because "too good to be true"
>>29409054There is no Hololive EN thread. This is Hololive Global.
>selected retrowe are fucked
>>29409624I'll tell ya for five bucks, anon.
>doesn't know japanese PS have X and O reversed.Kill yourself already Calli and stop playing games. Such level of embarrassment shouldn't be attainable.
>>29409535Without a doubt
>>29409651I love this idiot
>>29409655>we
>>29409571>>29409608>>29409619IT'S NOT HER!
Ahh yes the classic X or O
>>29409487>Most YAB dox stuff>She once had a boyfriend forever ago>That's itOh no.
Wait wait wait!I just noticedMORI CALLIOPE = MCHow could I've been so blind?How long did she think about this name? It has so many entendres.
>>29409646I MISS GURA
>>29409592>I just want to hold her even if its just for a secondI actually had to take a break from hololive all together because this feeling was overpowering. The fact that I couldn't hug Gura was causing me mild physical pain. It was good to take a break.
>>29409262??? She's still using that twitch alt even though retards were spamming references to /hlgg/ and her old emotes. I think Ame will move on ahead if she thinks she can manage. After some trial and error of course
>>29409590Based. This is proof she knows about and hates... us
>>29409661>>29409656That way you know if she great
>>29408692Would be cool desuImagine all the wannabe doxxfags going mad from the reelation
>>29409612These edits are so bad
>>29409613Mori is streaming RIGHT now anon, I did like the watchalong tho
>>29409432I beleeb
>>29409560I understand your mindset, and I would be doing similar if I hadn't found a singular passion in life that drives me to get a higher education and work toward a certain research goal. If I wasn't obsessed with this one thing I'd be sitting at home playing video games, watching vtubers, and writing webnovels. Maybe even take a crack a streaming.
>Cortex is her uncleNarrativefags???
>Retro
g-guys... what does the N on his head stand for?
>>29409541DLC marauders were actually fun. The first part mission at the end where you fight two marauders was fun.
>>29409632>not watching ya boi's fat fucking tits bounce all over the place and thinking about how great it would be to just press your face against her chest before taking a nap
>>29409599
What does the "N" on his forehead stand for?
>>29409488>Porn vtuber>On youtubeMelody even being allowed to stream on Twitch is shocking enough to me. I highly doubt there's someone doing actual porn on youtube.
>>29409589Anon, your listening reps. She was talking about the other Crash sequels.
>>29409664oh fugg :DDD
>>29409642>mad that his oshi turned out to be impure and got filteredseethe, cope, and dilate, tranny.
>>29409606It really was amazing tbdesu
>>29409690Neo
>>29409432Wtf based
>>29409679Don't blame her honestly.
>>29409094Mafia as a social game.I feel really weird that a lot of people nowadays probably know what Among Us is but have never heard of mafia. But mafia is one of the god-tier social games imo. You can bring out the competitive side of people, or the cooperative side, you can see what they're like when they're lying and when they're trying to defend themselves, you can even roleplay a bit if you want, you can see who are assertive intelligent leader types and who are passive follower types and who are quiet deceptive types and who are aggressive, etc. It's really fun and can set up a lot of funny or interesting or cool moments.Among Us feels like mafia without the mafia experience, it's kinda like as videogamey and non-social as mafia can be, also I don't think there are roles like doctor or vigilante or cop so the entire impostors vs friends aspect isn't that interesting by itself from a strategic perspective.
>>29409492dont believe the false flaggers you dumb nigger
>>29409690>>29409699Nori
>>29409699Nskelebro
>>29409535I hope so.
>>29408753Relatable
>>29409690Nene.
>>29409690NIce girl
Isn't the mask guy voiced by Grim from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy?
>>29408917There's no real hard and fast rule with asmr 'should be'. I enjoy the whispering and talking asmr. But what really does it for me is mimikaki (ear cleaning/picking) asmr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGB2-rTWi9IMaybe try this out and see if it works for you. Some people don't like it, but it feels like she's cleaning my ears and gives me spinal and ear tingles from the sounds. It's very relaxing, great to unwind with before bed.
>>29409605her body count is 2 but ok
>>29409696how many times do you think the l2d rigger jacked it while testing this out?
>>29409696I need that blood for my brain, anon.
>>29409690https://streamable.com/kdplh9
>>29409651The ice cream part was amazing
>>29409492t. deadbrap
>Your oshi>Do you think Mori Calliope is good at videogames?
>>29409722Yup
>>29407768I find Ame the most relatable of the EN Holos and watch her the most.
>She's going for boxesMori no....
>>29408769>>Set streamlink to download Haachama asmr before wageslave hours>>Come home from wageslaving and it didn't even start downloading, was still waiting>Fuck my lifeLearn to code.
>>29409552>anti is part of the communityFuck off. They aren't there for the content or because they enjoy anything she does. They only show up when they get wind of something that they think they can ruin.
Just woke up and sat through Kiara's announcement. Kind of disappointed that it was just some talk show info and a song announcement, since she hyped it up so hard. How did the thread react to it?
>>29408392you can always look elsewherehttps://youtu.be/aWSBjs-f2nQ?t=3594
>>29409701Why wouldn't she be allowed just because she's doing porn? Mia Khalifa is also streaming on twitch.
what was the amegeddon?
>>29409735MoriYes, Mori Calliope is good at video games trust me
>>29409694Oh neat, haven't started the DLC yetTwo Marauders sound like cancer in theory
>>29409673anon let me tell you about calliope
>>29409735gurashe's better than i but no
>>29409722yas
>>29408684being a tranny sure is hard
>>29409679She gets some criticism here, or laugh at the schizoposting
IT IS I, DR. NARRATIVE CORTEX
>>29409690NIJISANJI FUCKING WATCH OUT FOR PERMISSIONS AHHHH
>>29409749Newfagchama....
>>29409560Its a weird feeling to be entirely self aware of yourself and your mental illness but have no clue how to go beyond them, it doesn't help when the chink virus put a stop to all my plans, when I was actually planning on changing a lot of my life, the question if its worth to keep trying , I honestly don't know anymore.
>>29409727Add two zeros to that and you have the truth
god this level of X v O autism is great
>>29409749
She already missed a box.
>>29409709Yeah, I've played bulletin board and chatroom Mafia back when even werewolves wasn't a thingZoomers are missing out. But it's always like that, shit has to be watered down beyond recognition before normalfags take notice.
>>29409735MoriNo lmao
Moris excuse wheel has "changed my controls".
>>29409735AmeNo
How the fuck does she manage this?
>I'd never leave you...
>remaps the controls>makes them wrongoh this cute dork
>>29409678Am I the only one who doesn't give a shit about "play with the streamer!" streams? All you get are cringy faggots that either focus the streamer for their 5 seconds in the spotlight or white knights who lose on purpose.
>>29409553Bruh I don't want to encourage the scizos but generally if you still talk with your exs its easy to catch feelings again, even if its just for a moment
>>29409735KiaraAbsolutely not. She's cute tho.
>>29409745happy for her but it just made me mad that my oshi is a lazy nutt. chumbud
>>29409765I don't even see this level of autism on /v/
She fucked with the controlsForest...
>>29409745don't forget her song having a music video and releasing a voice pack
>already scuffedMori back in form I see
She could just show this part
>>29409515>tfw it was Amelia who suggested GWART for her art tag/u/ or not, their relationship is adorable.
>"I'll never leave you~"MORICHAMA?!
>>29409690Nijinigger
i've never played crash before
>>29409759>Dr. Nijisanji
>>29409291Ame is not going to be able to do a Polka like ASMR. She can do the things her and other holos do but it wont be the same. You need a a psychotic personality like Polka to pull off what she does. It not the content that makes the ASMR its the personality and the delivery. Ame ASMR is great for laughs though, keeps you giggling the whole time.
>>29409599I haven't seen much of it, but I have zero objections.
>>29409745We got invaded by cgl trannies and the thread lasted 20 minutes.
>>29409735MoriI believe she has potential.
>>29409769fucking kek
>>29409735MoriNo
>>29409735Haachamashe's good at video game lore
>>29409749It was a dark time.
>>29409753Yeah, I knew that already, same as the double meaning of Mori. Now that I have noticed the MC I'm wondering if i missed more. Like an anagram i didn't get for example.
>>29409690
RUTABAGA
>>29409432Is this a femanon or a yab moment?
>>29409727>Likely fucked her ex at least three times a week if not more>They were together for nearly a year or some shit>Body count of 2Anon it doesn't matter if her body count is 1. She got routinely deep dicked by her ex all the time. She's probably got the feeling of his dick memorized. She's the definition of used goods.
My boy is streaming at 500kbps!
>>29409745Schizos frothing from the mouth but everyone else was happy for chimkin making advances in her holoidol career.
>>29409761I dont watch alot of ames stuff so it flew over my head.
>>29409735InaAt gatchas and mmos
>>29409758Doctor...What foul narratives are you cooking up this time you evil rrat?!
>>29409735Inalol no
Bros she's the girl of my dreams, I can't take it
>>29409746thanks bud
>come to thread because I can catch a Mori stream>people talking about Ameggedon yet againI hate these fags with a passion
>>29409798that's not her art tag
>>29409745Had around 450 ips so you can guess it was full of shitposters and antis.
>>29409735Inano but that's not a problem
she's gonna 100% it
Mori's excitement here is kinda cute
>>29409779I don't either, but Ame loves the chat aspect of streaming and I'd hate to see her have to keep interactions with it to and her fans to a minimum
>>29409798Well it's not Gwart, or Guart, or Gurart like some retards think. It's Gawrt.
>>29409741>Learn to code.My wageslave job is programming
>>29409825HoloEN 2nd Gen
fucking jewtube, I missed the haachama stream because I set a reminder and they never gave me it
>>29409433No, but she is a glasses wearing nerd with large thick rimmed red glasses.
>>29409725>PatraNice
>>29409805Kath is best girl
Where do they find these clowns?
>>29409432>look at me guys i'm a girlShow tits or stay quiet you attentionwhore
>>29409749fuck off
>>29409840get yourself together gosling, remember that shes just using you for the BFE
>>29409847It's agreed upon that 100%ing it is a real pain in the ass, even for people who've played crash a lot.
>>29409851oh yeah...
anyone itt good at video games? hard mode: back in ze day doesn't count
>Its nostAAAAAAAAAAAlgic
>>29409769
Just woke up. Is mori actually good?
BIG UPS TO ACTIVISION
It's fun watching Mori play a game she clearly actually likes
>>29409851Why even "gwart"? Maybe she mistyped it.
>>29409868>It's agreed upon that 100%ing it is a real pain in the ass,and? this is mori we are talking about
>>29409745Trannies invaded but overall really happy for our chicken. Proud of her.
Calli and Oney are going to do a Crash Bandicoot Slightly Artistic collab and she's going to say the n word.
>>29409732Based
>>29409859Southeast Asiat. Professional SEAnigger
>>29409432Well you are completely unfunny so I KNOW you are a woman.
>>29409665>caliGo back
>>29409858Riche didn't get enough love
>>29409866Oh that's right, I AM Her boyfriend
>>29409842Same. It's basically doxxbaiting.Fuck off you retards.
>The girlfriend dayswho?
>>29409870I can warthunder
>>29409829It's not even on the stream newfagchama. It literally happen on hlgg
Is the stream buffering a lot for anyone else?
>>29409876No, she's bad at video games.
>>29408827Holy cognitive dissonance. So you think they'd be upset by fanfiction, but not all the r34 smut they've either outright condoned (Ame) or implicitly approved of (Gura)?
>>29408704Absolutely unreal every time I hear it
>Thats what I read about the loreShe dived through fucking crash bandicoot lore wikisShe really is autistic
>>29409799Moririn~
>>29409876Yeah she's pretty alright, she wasn't lying about having played the old Crash games a lot.
>>29409725I love ASMR stuff, but mimikaki has almost never really done it for me. I don't mind if it's just a small part of a full session, but I prefer whispering and them talking about just random nothings for my "relaxation" ASMR.
Giving you a double jump this early feels like it makes things a little too easy
>>29409876yeah, shes been good for a while now anon.
>>29409866>shes just using you for the BFEAhaha, that's a really interesting narrative, imagine it's like us but in reverse. We watch streams to get the GFE but maybe they stream because they want the BFE, they do all that cringey shit with the ASMR chu chu but it genuinely flusters them because it reminds them that they want a boyfriend who they can flirt with who will endlessly love themTruly the reverse GFE.
>>29409882True. That being said the devs put so many hidden boxes in the game that you'd either need to use a guide or spend ages scouring every inch of the level.
>1 box
>>29409749Here's a spoonfeed
Calli should only play kiddie games from now on.
She droppedd DOOM, what a deadbeat
>>29409745having an original song in hololive is amazing anon, you have been spoiled by Mori
>1 boxIt begins
>103/104
>Clears first stage without dyingB-but I thought she was bad at vidya gaems
You can see the fucking pull in her brain taking over.
>missed one
>>29409870I'm good enough at Tetris that all of my friends refuse to play it against me.
welcome to crash 4where trying to 100% is pure fucking cancer
Mori...
>>29409912you haven't?
>Iofi skin
Lmao missed one
>>29409866Deadbeats? More like Datebeats
>>29409870>trying to do a full ghost run of Thief on master difficulty atm>have above a 1.0 kda in apexDo I get to be called a good gamer or nah?
>>29409939This. My autism suffered when I played this game.
>>29409934Anon, clearing the first stage of a game without dying isn't an achievement. It's the bare minimum.
>>29409930MORE THAN ENOUGH TO KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVES
>>29409940Box...
>Mori confirmed completionistfag
Why is Mori's stream quality so meh, even at 1080p? Isn't internet in Japan usually really good?
>>29409749October
>>29408704>tfw Marine's heartbeat sounds like a tense bass line in an action thriller, right before a gunfight breaks out
>>29409939>>29409940I though she perfected it holy shit
It begins
FIRST DEATHIT BEGINS
Deaths - 1
Ogey
>>29409956Internet in Japan is generally defined by getting fucked over by ISPs
>ogey
ogey
rrat
>>29409952It's Calli, I was expecting at least one easily avoidable death
Guys, I'm worried about her performance....
>OGEY
>ogeyMori, please. We already know you're here.
>Ogey
>>29409956>Isn't internet in Japan usually really good?kusa
W-was that an ogey?
>>29409890Thanks! I'm glad you find it entertaining.
PARDUN?
I haven't played this, but crash's movement looks really weird and jerky. Looks like it controls like shit, but I can't tell without actually playing it. How was it as a game?
2
>>29409745We still aren't quite sure yet if she is using her idol voice or in-character voice for that song yet. The short sample had noticeable sound editing, but it is still hard to tell which voice it is from just that sample.
NUMBER 2
>>29409951I stay in these threads for shit like this
>>29408684>>29408826You cant fault them nor get offended, it does sound like voice changer ON TOP of really bad audio.
>>29409960crash 4 likes to hide boxes off screen, there's always 1 or 2 in every single fucking level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yv9ZSmZp94
>>29409939I haven't finished the main game yet because the 100% experience is so fucking terrible.
Yes, Mori, we know you're here. You don't have to rub it in.
>>29409859NA, minus Canadians.
Maybe she does come here often because saying "ogey" is the first sign of being here too much.
Her collection autism is kicking in.
>>29409870Not really, but I'm observant
>Speed running vtuberSHES HERE
How can Mori be HERE, but still know nothing about Hololive?
>speedrunning vtuberMori your hololive reps
>>29409780This dork is really tapping that rushia energy. I can't wait for her to get yandere over her chat
poor Aqua...
>>29409784>>29409784Does Gura have any songwriting or composing abilities though? Does she even want to make original songs? I don't recall her ever mentioning that.
>speedrunning vtuberArtemis...
>>29409991It feels good to play and very responsive.
>>29409870Minesweeper, as useless as it sounds
>>29409991its the retro version
>>29410000>it does sound like voice changerExcept it doesn't?
>>29410015https://streamable.com/sbj6b3
>>29409912Lore autist here. She's perfect.
Okayu...
>>29409991It’s actually the tightest controlling game in the entire franchise, better than the ND games even.
>>29410015>but still know nothing about Hololive?same way the rest of hlgg only knows EN stuff
>>29410015>hlgg>Knowing shit about actual hololive
>>29409870Depends on the games. I'm pretty decent with western games, but when it comes to rhythm games, I feel like a noob.
>>29409870I think I'm good at single player stuff and platformers but anything that involves FPS games or moba shit, I'm very average.
>>29409624Just pay the 5 bucks anon. It's one of the memberships that is totally under priced for what it is. You get Polka ASMR, The official Fullbody shot phone wallpapers, Cheesy movie and anime watch alongs, sleepy polka morning greeting message for members, Previews of her settings things up for streams and chance to get your input into the design process.
>>29410015she knows a lot about hololive
>>29410019>>29410016>>29410015To be fair, those streams got holocausted
>>29410021....oh i get it now
>>29410015if anything that just proves that she is here
>>29409912Why haven't you?
>>29409870Yea, I'm pretty good at most games, and in the top 1 percentile for the game that I've actually dedicated myself to.
>>29410006>You don't have to rub it in.I mean we get people denying it literally every day.
Aqua...
>>29408684You better go with a voice changer narrative, otherwise you'll be Klaius'd, and I don't imagine that being enjoyable.
>>29409678Yeah, thats an example of her resilience. She went above and beyond so that we could enjoy the SC readings. However, keep in mind the twitch chat had to be disabled due to doxfags too-it only stays up for a short time to get song requests. I hope we can one day reach a point where community interaction is possible
Damn, she doin good
She cleared that on the first try.Narratives?
>>29409870I can get through 75% of Doom Eternal on Ultra Nightmare atm if that's worth anything
Do you have to trigger all the TNTs for percentage?
>>29410049Yeah fair enough
wtf she's actually good?
>>29410068TNTs count as boxes, yes.
>>29410015heh.mori's actually /hlgg/-clay with your meaning
>>29409927Keque
TIME TO RUN AT THE CAMERATHE BEST THING IN VIDEO GAMES
>>29410068Yeh they need to blow up to count towards the box total.
>Lani-Loli>LoliUMMMMM???????????
>Lani-Loli
NO SIR, PLEASE
>Mori watches speedruns of fucking Crash Bandicoot>she begged her mother to take her to McDonalds for a Crash Bandicoot toygod I want to kiss this fucking dumbass so bad you fucking cute bitch I hate you stop making me feel it's pissing me off
Ah she got the Klaius mask
>>29409956Probably low bitrate or something.
>>29410066>i love crash.>i remember being good at crash.
>>29410066Calli is playing, not Mori
3
>That going back for a box and then sliding to stay aheadKino.
>>29410015Because /hlgg/ is a bunch of crossboarders who don't know anything about Hololive?
AAAAAAAA SONYYYYYYYYYY
>>29410080please understand they have to do it because of the original
>just give me the fucking ropemori no....
>>29408684If you know they're wrong, why care? It's like debunking dumb narratives here. There's no point and you can just laugh at the retards who believe it.
>Just give me the fucking rope
They actually thought Crash was going to have the mascot power of Mario and Sonic. Holy shit.
>>29410062spoke too soon...
RIGHT IN THAT MANS MOUTH
>>29409685I'm genuinely curious, if you don't mind sharing, what is that passion? Or at least, how do you even get passions like this?I've acknowledged that this is one of the ways to solve the problem, but it also doesn't seem like something that can just be conjured up out of nowhere. People who have really strong desires or are obsessed with certain lofty goals can orient themselves in a productive direction no matter the circumstance, because they are just so internally driven by some desire. What kind of academic desire is yours, or at least how would you say you even get desires like that?>>29409763Yeah and to be honest with you, it sucks even without the "world situation". I even started up efforts to clean up my act *after* the virus, got two part-time jobs and met a bunch of friends playing tennis locally and exercising regularly, but at a certain point I hit this pitfall again and it all went to shit again. Mask and protocol and all, I made it work, but yeah. In the end it's like, even with or without the virus, life is just impossible if you can't figure out why the effort is worth the trouble, cause you'll always eventually hit a point where things are too tough to handle.
Deadbraps, she's actually not too bad at this?
>mori mori>can't ameame ame..
'I wanna die''give me the rope'NO CALI DONT DO IT
>>29410047The money isn't the problem for me, it's the principle of giving money directly to YouTube. I hate this company and refuse to give them anything. I would pay for memberships if there were another way.
>>29410108Would've, if they hadn't fucked the sequels. He had genuine mascot power on the PS1.
>>29410048rumao
>give me the fucking ropemori noo..
5
>looking at superchats and dies in the game because of itMori...
>>29410117Well this doesn't even look hard
*SIIIIPPPPPPP*
>>29410117It's the first levels anon. She's already died 4 times.
>>29410125>>29410120>>29410118Can death die?
>>29410118Kiara Ina?
>>29410108He had an amazing start on the PS1. All 3 games were really good. Then Activision struck.
>Give me the fucking rope
>>29410005i got to the level with the yellow gem and i just couldnt fucking handle it anymore and uninstalled the shit
>LOLIMORI YOU CAN"T SAY THAT
Coco collab let's fucking go
>Loli
>Loli?>ooh shit
>Lowli>lol emori please
>>29410040>>29410041>>29410051>>29410078>>29410100Of course, how foolish I was to assume
>Billy and Grim as the masks
>"l-loli? oh shit"
Are the masks voiced by fucking billy and grim
wtf Mori is a lolichad
>>29410123The fucking dude in the Crash costume on those commercials. I remember thinking it was hilarious, but it's probably bretty gringe these days.
UUUUUUOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>29409758>>29409833Made me laugh out loud.
Is that invader zim?
>loli>oh shitMori is a cunnyposter
Calliondicoot
>>29409735Ame - She's better than me at everything I've seen her play so yes. I suspect she would take longer than me to adapt to a new game though.
>Mori was a cunnychad all alongIs this the biggest twist
>>29410162Yessir
Ahh Grim Adventures, now that was a show.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Cunycoot!
>>29409039She has zero clue of how to play tho
Crash series' designs and animations are the very definition of Dreamworks cringe, holy shit
>Mori is a UUUOOOOOOOHHHHHposter
>>29410172Mori is a shotacon and I will hear nothing else.
>kimchi waruiHEY KIMCHI IS NOT THAT BAD
>n. cortex, n.brio, n. ginwhat does the n mean?
She didn't even finish downloading it...
>Games not even downloaded
I know nothing about Crash lore, why the fuck are all these people named "N"
just starting tuning inis mori good at video games yet
>>29409515cute and confirms it was a true story
>>29410131>>29410135Her movement and controls are alright, it's like the opposite of how you can tell Amelia hasn't played a lot of Mario games because of how bad she is at Odyssey.
Mori...your download reps...
Morichama..
God I love this dork
>Didn't even install the game
>Soon the standby screen will just be filled with memes
As the young people say, "bruh."
>Has not actually downloaded the game
What is this horrible preparation?
>Game isn't even downloadedMori...
>Games not installedHere it is bros...
I love you Gura, I miss you.
>>29410115Yea that's something I realized at one point, virus or not, I don't know if I'd be any different right now.
Yes the masks are Grim and Zim i just checked
I miss you, Gura