/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Were they in a big folder on your desktop marked DON'T LOOK HERE, WEIRD FETISH CHILD PORN or something?

You should be logging off your computer whenever you take more than one step from it, anonymous.

>Hey /jp/...
Hey Anon!

>Last week
I'm following you

>my friends
you lost me.

You had friends?

>>2956865
Yeah.

I "had" friends.

;_;

You should be rejoicing the fact that you don't have to deal with those people anymore.

>>2956855
You can't call people from whom you have to hide your hard disk's content "friends". Acquaintances, yes. Collegues, maybe. But not friends. Think about it.

>>2956878
But, I knew them for years.

No, because I hide my stuff.

>>2956878
My hd is full of loli, futa, gore, vore and anything else you can find on /d/ not to mention my extensive collection of cp. And some bestiality. But hey, there's some completely normalfag porn as well!

I have a feeling that explaining why it's there to people would be a bother.

Unless your friends are crazyinsane conservative christians, they should understand. You should probably go talk to them, though.

I guess if it was CP or loli then you'd be in a bit more trouble.

Either way, I discuss/joke about porn with my friends all the time. The whole sexual repression in social situations thing is just stupid.

>>2956855
How the hell did they just find it? Are you stupid?

>>2956892
>I have a feeling that explaining why it's there to people would be a bother.

"Why do you have that shit, bro?"

"I like to fap to it."

>>2956895
They never knew I was into weeaboo things in the first place. They're all normalfags.

>>2956896
It was all hidden deeply, I don't know how they came across it. I was in the kitchen getting something to eat and then I came in and saw what they were looking at and that's when I knew it; my life was over.

>>2956855
email be at iyaaaanitsfukuATgmail.com and we can be friends! ^_^

Why/How does /jp/ have friends?

>>2956908
He's probably just referring to his figures

>>2956908
I knew most of them half of my life. I can't even remember how we met in the first place.

>>2956903
They probably used the search function on your computer.

That's why I keep all my porn in a folder labelled "porn" on my C drive.

Do what I do in the future and have two accounts. One is called admin and you store your touhou etc there. The other is a guest account with limited access privileges that is used for basic stuff like internet when friends are over. And name the limited access account after your name and the just name the admin account "admin". That way it looks like the limited access account is your main account.

Why were they even going through your stuff?

>>2956967
Do you like loli or shota? I ask because you're a girl and I don't know any other girls I could ask.

1) Hide/encrypt your shit
2) Get better friends

>>2957082
I'm a girl too, and I like both.

>>2957088
>1) Hide/encrypt your shit
That's not too hard.
>2) Get better friends
HOW DO I DO THIS?

>>2957090
Reported.

>Grab your iPod, fire up your favorite IOSYS album

>>2956903
>They never knew I was into weeaboo things in the first place. They're all normalfags
If you have to hide so much of your life, is it even worth being "friends" with them in the first place? At the very least, however, I know how you feel, because my "friends" at uni are like that too. My real bros don't give a shit though.

>>2957105
Reported.

>>2956855
nope, my friends and I share our hentai/loli/porn folders.

>>2957129
this

Only reason I hide my porn from my friends is that they are fat neckbeards and I don't want to discuss loli with them.
I'm sure you understand.

>>2957129
>>2957139
Anyone ever notice how the tripfags always seem to have friends? There's got to be some meaning in that.

They oblige me to show them porn.Everyone faps happily.

>>2957148
New to Touhou is throwing his hat into the fags w/ friends lot!

>>2957148
Oh boy tripfags don't belong here holy shit I didn't know that

>>2957152
HEY DICKHEAD AM NOT.

>>2957148
>>2957152
>>2957153
>>2957154
What the hell just happened?

>>2957159
Bitch be impersonating me.

A cousin of mine saw a healthy FF4 doujin i had forgotten to hide last Christmas, gave me a weird "what exactly are you using this for?" look and we've never talked since then.
Which is quite great, he was an ass anyway.

>>2957182
How old was he? Are you a girl?

where are you, new to touhou?

>>2957198
Sorry mate, I was board surfing. You rang?

>>2957209
yeah

what are you doing?

stop being overlydramatic you nignog, most people our age look at porn. Most people I know are more concerned about the whole "cartoons" thing then its content such as loli.

unless you're like 12 or something OP

>>2957246
Browsing 4chan while I wait for 1pm to roll around so I can stop by my workplace and drop off a meal for a friend. Then it's time for yardwork (Chainsaws are AWESOME, those hedges don't stand a chance!) And then I'm spending the evening at a friend's house. I promised to teach him how to danmaku, and in return he's loaning me one of his paintball guns so I can join him in a tournament next week. All in all, fun times.

This is how I feel around all my friends.

>>2957281
In my case I would've said "I dunno lol"

>>2957265
awesome as always, i see

i'm just trying to swat those flies, but there's ashit ton of them so I can't kill them

how do i get rid of them?

Oh this sorta happened to me I've posted about this in a thread before, months ago.

My brother thought it would be funny to open up my yuri folder in front of a female guest, a friend, and yes I am a girl. Not nearly as bad as getting caught with lolicon, i guess, but it was still pretty traumatizing.

One other time I left my laptop in sleep in the library and went to the toilet, when i came back, I was surprised to find one of my friends was on it, snooping through my stuff, with this really guilty look on their face. I have no idea what they saw exactly though..I try not to think about it.

>>2957296

this

I actually discuss doujinshis with my friends.

>>2957281
My IRL friends have 3D Custom Girl and surf Hongfire. Fuck OP

>>2957313
Fly problems? What, are they inside your house? Or are you working somewhere? If you can elaborate I can try and suggest something.

(Although, the old saying: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" might work.)

>>2957316

>>2957316
Why did your brother know you had a yuri folder? How did the female guest react? Will you go out with me?

>>2956908
Some people may still have old friends who they have known for a long time.

ITT - we pretend.

>>2957316
I'm sure that friend of yours got herself a new hobby. Awesome.

>>2957344
>Why did your brother know you had a yuri folder?
We shared a computer at the time and I basically trusted them not to look in my folders since most of the time we are pretty respectful of each others space.
>How did the female guest react?
Well..it wasn't as bad as you'd imagine, since she was fairly cool about it, she had a shocked and pitying look i guess? we carried on as usual though, but I heard vague gossip about myself somewhere down the line, long after i stopped caring though.

>>2957326
sorry I was reading this cool doujin so i just got back here

those fuckers are in my house, fucking everywhere

because it is so hot, i have to keep my window open and that's how they get in my house

i don't know how to eliminate all of them

If you ask a man if he looks at porn, you get 1 of two answers:

1. "Yes"
2. A lie.

>>2957433
Tsk, you tell 'em gurrrrl.

>>2957433

feminazi detected

>>2957431
Well shiiiiit... You could try making some kind of flypaper.Get a piece of cardboard or some other sturdy material, cover it in a mixture of superglue & honey, and put it somewhere where you won't accidentally fall on it? I'm no exterminator, but that's what I'd do if I wanted to get creative.

I have a bunch of friends I met at school, we watched Love Hina together and our weeaboo adventures started.

One of them is a girl, she's not fat and is the one I'm more close.

They don't give a shit if I like loli or anything since everyone has their tastes (there is a guy who faps to shota) while I'm the mecha/lolicon freak.

I have another group of friends I met years ago playing dota with my brother, they are low levels, but they understand the pleasure of being cummed inside so they don't care either.

Everyone else I stopped talking years ago though.

>>2957433
I am 100% sure you are female.

i dunno, seems like a lot of effort


brb

>>2957446
Well, good luck to ya anon, I've gotta scoot on over to work and deliver that meal I promised a friend. Peace out /jp/!

My friends know that I like Touhou, but they don't give a fuck. They even joke about my preference on little girls. When they see me play they are all like "Holy shit, that's crazy! Mad skills" even if I'm only playing on Normal or the Extra Stage.

>>2957459
>Holy shit, that's crazy! Mad skills
Are you black or is it just all your friends that are?

I'd just say, so what?

Different Strokes for different folks

There are sicker things out there than what you have.

Though I highly doubt it, it would be rather amusing if OP was that guy from a few days ago who wanted ero-content removing patches for all translated VNs because he was afraid his friends would find them.

>>2957316
I remember you.

>>2957435
>>2957437
>>2957445

>>2957466
As unlikely as it may be, that actually was me.

>>2957462
Most people don't realize how small the hitbox is, years ago 7 bullets on the screen was fucking insane bro.

>>2956855
Fuck them, if they won't talk to you because of your hobbies they're weren't your friends in the first place.

>>2957472
Just to be clear, I am OP.

>>2957462
No, I'm not even Amerikkan nor speak english as my first language. Didn't know how to write down my point in short.

I talked to this chick online who was into guro. Specifically, girls getting their snatches ruined by sharp objects. Our conversation, abbreviated:

TITS: oh man i love this disgusting shit, but i dunno where to find more
Anon: I'm pretty sure you'd have a much easier time just searching for hentai instead of actual pictures of it...
TITS: lol wuts hentai?
Anon: totally_legal_and_non-offensive_anime_slut.jpg
TITS: ewww wtf ur a sick basturd
*TITS has logged off*

I'm curious op, how did it occur that your friends found your stuff? what happened exactly?

>>2957494
Oh lawd - that's laughable.

Your friends probably just fapin went home to download some himself.

>>2957496

You're telling me you wouldn't be nosy as shit once you get access to someone's computer? It takes all of a second to check recently opened documents (easiest way to find win in a non-shared computer) and browsing history. Also, a lot of people don't bother trying to hide their stuff. Knew a kid who had a folder just named "porn" on his desktop.

I'd chat with you but I'm afraid I won't be the most optimistic positive role model you'll chat with.

>>2957496
I came back from eating something in the kitchen and they had my hidden folder opened and a picture of a loli just standing there in the nude looking hot. There was a lot of "WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK WHAT IS THIS?" and I said something like "Come on guys, that's hot." and more awkward conversation followed and we played some video games and that was the last time I ever heard from them.

Blame it on a virus

wait wait wait wait wait? I should be ashamed of this stuff? I have porn/lolicon/yuri/etc as my wallpaper and I take this laptop to school and stuff.

You bros need to stop being pussies and stop living by unwritten rules set by society. Everyone has these skeletons in the closet, I just prefer to learn more and share with others instead of hiding it away. Have a wallpaper.

This is the worst thread on /jp/.

>>2957520
I'm too scared, yeah really, to look at other people's stuff for just this reason. I don't wanna awkward up our friendship or whatever, not that it means anything to me. I guess maybe I'm the last person left who doesn't nose around in other people's stuff.

Well i just thought there might be some interesting tale of intrigue, tragedy and treachery or something.

>>2957529
>school
Explains why are you such a faggot.

All my flatmates (and my) computers are on a network running a modified verison of VNC. If you log onto another computer without clicking a notification button and typing in a password within 5 minutes, it opens up the command prompt on the other computers and formats any drives connected to them. The ultimate preventive measure.

>>2957539
What the hell are you hiding on there?

>>2957536
Sorry, I'm not a NEET. I'm pretty much the opposite, I love being active =)

>>2957539
Great, any grade schooler can format the whole network without being found out.

>>2957529
You have that in 1280x1024?

>>2957129
same

>>2957541
this

>>2957524
Find new friends, they sound sucky

>>2957548

Why would there be any school children in our apartment.

Conscious school children, that is.

>>2957541
He's part of a taliban sleeper cell.

>I should be ashamed of this stuff? I have porn/lolicon/yuri/etc as my wallpaper and I take this laptop to school and stuff.
The problem is that stuff like that attracts the fucking animesuki-weeaboo kind of people.

Since I'm going to college in a few months I've been thinking about changing my desktop to something less obviously weeaboo-related (I'm currently using a Ryougi Shiki wallpaper).

>>2957551
no sorry, you could use paint/photoshop to resize crop it though.

Another fave.

>>2957568
How do I do that? I never talked to anyone besides them and I'd known them for so long that I don't know how to meet new people.

>>2957548

We do keep backups of all our drives, however they're sometimes a week out of date, and it's a pain in the ass to get everything back.

Basically, the fear of inconvenience is what keeps people from abusing it.

>>2957575
can you drop one in 1280x1024 then please?

>>2957574
Ahh yeah thats true. Well I'm in college already with a set group of friends and they hate annoying people like that so it keeps them away from me too.

>>2957524
Post picture.

>>2957577
Well it's a blessing in disguise then, cause you need to learn sometime. Maybe you are jumping to conclusions though, maybe they're just busy and haven't had a chance to catch up.

If anyone ever went through my folders, they'd wake up the next morning with some sort of dead animal next to them in bed.

>>2957580
http://iqdb.org/
You may find that resolution.

so op, what IM app do you use?

just use truecrpt and get all the nasty stuff in there, so if someone comes, you unmount the device and nobody fill ever find it

btw
>my life was over
Now you are one of us, life's not over, it will become only better from now on

>>2957617
this

>>2957580
Try >>2957611

Honestly if I try to resize it it'll ook like crap or all the good parts will be cut off lol.

>>2957617
or just commit suicide if you like?

also op, would you like me to add you on your IM?

Did they find futa? That would be pretty strange. I don't really know that experience since I don't talk to anyone in real life. I've got 2 people I talk to online though, and they both know my fetishes.

>>2957611
>>2957628
thanks man

>>2957529
sauce plx

>>2957616
seconding

i kind of think OP has left the board

>>2957680
4chan /w/, 4scrape.