/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29726062
Why don't you try it OP?

>>29726062
They would all kill you.

Let's start with Reimu's. Obviously, they wouldn't be as big as portrayed in the picture, but they would still be very modest. As your hands begin to reach forward, she might take a step backward, a puzzled look etched into her visage, a face that would instantly morph into an expression of utter contempt the second your questing fingers make contact with the red cotton of her miko outfit. You might get 2.1 seconds into caressing her 2pais before she'd knee your stomach, but those meagre seconds are more than enough to feel the heat emanating from the depths of her breast, and the silky smooth give of her titflesh. She wouldn't kill you, she has more sense than that, but you'd be left with a lingering pain in your stomach area that would let you know that it was worth it, just to get a hold of the legendary Miko's milkers.

>>29727256
how do I say it... I got a boner.

>>29727256
>She wouldn't kill you
Are you really telling me that Reimu "I don't particularly mind needless killing" Hakurei wouldn't kill a person for daring to grope her breasts?

>>29727438
She was in a good mood. I know because I was talking to her.

>>29727526
Her being in a good mood beforehand would just make her more willing to kill you, since you ruined it.

>>29726062
Depends on if the conversation is about their boobs and the prospects of touching them.

"Ah, you're a good boy, Anon."

Da~me!
No touching my boobies until we get to bed, understand? Now bend over, you need spanking.

>>29726062
Poorly

>>29731349
haha don't stomp on my balls for grabbing your breasts oh noo haha

>>29726062

I wanted to ask something but I'm not going to make a new thread:

If the population of this board is primarily neets, what is your day to day life actually like?
I've lived a pseudoneet lifestyle through all of school and now I'm a literal neet. Is it just constant mental discomfort? What the fuck do you all do? Personally I have a shittty personality so I can't have any online friends but if you have a true group of friends online then I could see the life being bearable

>>29731631
All my friends are on the /jay/
And it doesn't help that outside interactions are now government mandated

>>29726062
Most would murder you. The few that wouldn't probably are fairies

Pretty much every youkai will kill you, even the kinder ones outside of maybe some of the Buddhists.
Reimu will either kill you, or leave you for dead.
Most fairies would run away. Both Cirno and Clownpiece would try to kill you.
Most of the gods will either kill you or just run away. Suwako might be a bit more accepting and joke about it, an emphasis on "might".
Most of the Buddhists will reprimand you or punish you harshly. Some of them will kill you, good luck doing that to Nue.
Most of the other superhumans like Youmu will beat you up real bad, or probably just kill you if its Sakuya.
Taoists will kill you outside of possibly Miko, who'll probably just punish you. You'd never want to do that to Seiga.

Marisa's the hardest one to pinpoint a realistic "canon" reaction to something like that. She might just joke around it, or she might just slap you real hard, or she might just leave you for dead. We've never seen her actually angry in anything in canon, at best we've seen her act a bit mysterious.

i'm sure it could be passed off as an act of worship

>>29733708
>You'd never want to do that to Seiga.
I imagine Seiga would respond by being seemingly aroused and eager to fuck, only to slowly turn it into death by sadistic rape.

>>29733244
Youmu seems like the kind of girl who would be highly offended by someone objectifying her in any way, while also being willing to pay objectively attractive men for sex on her terms.

>>29727256
>Obviously, they wouldn't be as big as portrayed in the picture
like lol ok

>>29736733
seiga uses taoist sex magic to suck your lifeforce out of your dick, shortening your life and prolonging hers.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRC9lOK3Neo

kuso thread

touhous were made to be touched

>>29726062
dude what the fuck

>>29726062
I really don't want to write a reaction for each and every girl dude.

Depends on if you have a Shota Pass. The Shota Pass makes a huge difference.

>>29733708
>Most fairies would run away. Both Cirno and Clownpiece would try to kill you.
I somehow doubt the fairies would have any concept that touching their (lack of) boobies is a bad thing.

>>29819621
Kill yourself.

>>29820059
Dude, cool it. I was just stating a fact. The Shota Pass makes a huge difference whether you like it or not.

>>29727256
holy shit i love this girl

>>29727256
Isn't she wearing a sarashi though? You wouldn't feel anything worth remembering.

Either she likes you, and thus it
Or your suffering will be legendary even in hell
No real middle ground with gappy

>>29727442
by deus, i find myself desiring to be that individual

>>29726062
Mostly murder or close I guess. In the case of old one-like youkai like yukari it could be sex, followed by abstract murder.

burns your face off

>>29726062
Depends on how well they know you.

>>29768878
shutup or I'll slap your boobhus

Give her a few cucumbers and she'll let you.

How dare you grasp me! Stupid human!

*SMACK*

>>29970015
>youmu
>having breasts to grab

>>29971539
Who quote?

Huh? Mind telling me what the fuck are you doing? Sexually frustrated much, hmm~?

>>30024491
>my wife seija

>>30024691
Ooohh, are you mad? Are you gonna cry now? Gonna spergout maybe? Either is fine, go on!

Hey Yuuka, I watered your flowers! Now gimme tiddy or gimme death!

This but with some mukyuus.

>>29971539
Funny How?

>>29726887
>They would all kill you.
extreme exaggeration
It would be more of a "how dare you touch me!" kind of thing

>>30058501
Patchouli wouldn't just let you do that.

>>30130974
it's probably hypnosis. otherwise he'd be a pile of ash.