/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>Kills 30 people
>Promotion
God bless America.

Why can't Ame read the minimap?

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT POAL:
http://poal.me/2c5wdb
http://poal.me/2c5wdb
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>drive like shit
>promotion

She loves you.

I think they say nigger soon.

>Homicide desk
HERE WE GOOOOOO

Take your bets. How bad will homicide be?

>>29732518
>tfw live in Europistan and can't own a gun

>Trusting Vice Cop
Don't do it Ame

PROMOTION!

>A FUCKING NEGRO FROM AFRICA

OH BOY, ROY IS GONNA GET RACIST NOW

oh god oh fuck not this part

"You like jazz, Cole?"

Oh boy, are we gonna hear the nigger word?

>>29732536
I'm actually impress. She managed to park that

Amelia Watson is a good woman

>>29732461
>Ame will never play umineko because chapter 3 has the t-word and the chinks will get mad

I love this girl

FRENCH NEGRO FROM AFRICA

>Someone that's been on the same desk for far longer gets passed on the promotion compared to the new guy that was just recently promoted
How is this fair?

if we dont' get art of ame with a thompson after this...

You like jazz /hlgg/?

oh boy here we go

>be anon
>you're sprawled out on the couch, watching some anime
>work was tough today, don't want to do anything
>from the kitchen, the bells and dings of pots and plates come out as they're washed
>a small piece, straight from the hands of Gura as she does the dishes
>the sounds of dishwashing and anime blur together as you slowly doze off, and your couch seems to envelop you
>something's touching your nose
>it's fine, really fine, the kind of fine that teases your senses about whether or not it's really there
>you open your eyes to a messy mass of grey
>wearing a long t-shirt, Gura's pressed up next to you on the couch
>you wrap your arm around her and bring her closer
>as you pull, you can feel every inch of her back press against you
>with a little effort, you intertwine your legs with hers
>Gura moans a little in protest at being moved, but she doesn't wake up
>as you awake to a reality full of Gura, her warmth makes it harder and harder to fall asleep again
>while you lay and think, you become aware that in the distance, another heartbeat has joined the server
>you relax to the soft beat of that sweet metronome, and hold her just a little tighter

>bebop
now I know that anime isn't that old

>>29732531
She's pretending for content

>>29732504
LAMAJ and ERIOIOIRE edit of this when

I like jazz!

and there it is

Close your eyes JOPbros...

>Fresh Negro

Roy's a fucking chad

>>29732518
>canoe thirty scumbags
>get promoted
Merica fuck yeah

Ame's real cute tonight.

>>29732536
That wasn't in the current timeline

I mean that was some army, seriously, wtf were those poeple thiking to go against the police like that?

I FUCKING LOVE NEGROES!

how is this jazz meme still relevant

Man... the game got really intense all of the sudden

>>29732536
That happened in an erased timeline.

>>29732540
Isn't Vice Next?

>ame just silently smirking

BITCH SLAP INCOMING

French negro from R'lyeh

>>29732536
Wrong timeline anon.

>GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM YOU DAMN DIRTY APE
What did Ame MEAN by this?

>>29732504
goddamn that's a quality fanart

>>29732587
Homicide, then vice

>>29732587
Vice is the big desk, after homicide.

>Ame ignoring the racial slurs finally.
I'm glad she realized that the yabai's aren't as powerful if you don't play them up.

>>29732571
There was one a couple threads ago

>>29732502
there's this one lady I watch playing new vegas and she modded out the song so she wouldn't get claimed so yeah the music with fallout can be fuckery but that might just be being over concerned

>>29732541
You're welcome to come on over anon.
We always need more progun immigrants

>>29732536
Ame's character is actually inspired by Austin Powers

Roy is BASED

lmao this game

you german junkie whore

k-kiara!?

WHAT THE FUCK KIARA???

FUCK NEGROS
AND
FUCK GERMANS

Kiara...

That WAS based

I fucking love this game

Roy YAB Earle

kek

Earle is based

yab

AME YOU JUNKIE WHORE

BASED ROY

Holy Based

NIGGERS

This character is a non stop yab machine lmao

>GERMAN WHORE
HEY LEAVE KIARA ALONE

I love Takanashi Kiara. Tomorrow's gonna be one hell of a day for our girl.

KIARA NO

>German immigrant-parasite calling an American a fascist
lol

I can't believe Roy called Kaira a german junkie whore

She's German in the 40s, Ame. It's fine to slap her.

Goddamn Roy is fucking based.

Can't believe Cole would cheat on his wife with this German drug junkie.

>Report him
Ahahahahahahaha
>Arrest him!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wow the 40's were based

>>29732596
I miss shark tools already

Holy fuck based

>just arrest him
lol

>>29732605

I'm starting to like this vice guy

this guy is what /pol/ wishes they would look like

ROY IS A GIGA CHAD

>German
>junkie
>whore
Would you fuck?

Chiara...

>>29732605
Blessed.

I appreciate Ame taking the yab in strides

Mori is going to prison for tax evasion :(

>>29732558
Me too! I really really really really love Amelia Watson!

damn Aussies, this game is based

ALOE CASE CLOSED

>>29732589
to be fair her model is always smirking, but that makes it funnier.

Kiara...

based video game
also
>that vehicle damage
>promotion

Whenever I see a touhou thread on the first page I'm like ewwww, what's that?

How the fuck is Vice a higher department than Homicide

>>29732637
Whats happening tomorrow?

>>29732610
and he's polite, too! Considering how he handled talking to the PoC (Person of Crime)

Kiara's slapable face

Bitch deserved the slap

ame said the fuck word

>I guess it doesn't count as assault
AMEEEEEEEEEEE

>>29732634
Don’t worry bud, she’s Austrian.

HERE COMES THE YAB

>>29732659
Chimkin...

who is the biggest waste of oxygen

a) woohoolad
b) hero hei
c) tranny shark
d) birdkun
e) the ancient ones

Who is ready for some YAB naked tiddies from a murder victim on the streets

WHY WASN'T I ALIVE IN THE 40'S, I HATE TODAY AMERICA

>Thousands of 1940s dollars in damage
>"Distinguished"

>>29732600
She put a disclaimer in the description

Why did everyone in the 40s and 50s was named Fontaine?

"you german junkie whore"

>>29732655
Nah too anti-German

>>29732655
/pol/ wish they were half as fucking based as Roy

yab inbound

>>29732592
MON DIEU, MONSIEUR NEGRO TASKUTE

>$1941

>>29732673
same desu

Ame this censor is going to be fucking useless for the full on naked dead broad in 5 minutes

>>29732571
Ame would probably main LAMAJ for the akimbo pistols but ERIOIORE is the real powerhouse choice.

>Rod
>Not a crowbar
Weak

bonk

>>29732635
If she ever makes it to vice, the literal first mission involves working with Roy to solve the deaths of two dead black men who od on popcorn and goes full yabai

WHERE ARE THE YABS, YOU TOLD ME THERE WOULD BE YABS

>>29732695
Too far Ame

>>29732704
>Face of Hololive
>Pekora
????????????

Best captain is back.

that was a lot of blood flying out for getting hit with a blunt weapon

wtf Ame, you can't call Kiara a german drunkie whore

>>29732664
>twintails
god i want to fuck Ina

that's her censor? you can see through it??

>>29732674
Cold case hell.

>>29732609
She's going to reveal she's really a spy whose cover story is being a detective.

Saving this for the future.

>raping and killing women

based

>>29732714
SOON

Finally at the best part for yabee

JACK THE RIPPER?

>>29732704
>azki
>minor holo
ouch...

>>29732601
Post it onegai

>>29732704
Hello nousagi.

>>29732676
200-300 IPs suddenly appear

>>29732726
>Vehicle damage
>1941

>>29732664
>Twintails
holy fuck that's cute

>>29732674
You know how much money drugs bring in?

>>29732659
How retarded do you think I am?

>>29732722
she's lewd

>your oshi
>would you hit her for misbehaving?

>>29732704
Why nousagi like this>?

>>29732726
We saved the city!

>>29732571
Who would win Amelia or Watson?

>>29732722
She doesn't want us to miss on the action

29732704
(You)

>>29732704
>A
>no Gura
Oh, and memes aside:
>Suisei that high
You're mistaken if you think that, since /hlg/ hates her, she's welcome here.

I hate when women die

>>29732708
>t. Joker

>ywn live in 1940s America
I wish Hitler won

It must feel nice to not rely on translated clips to enjoy your oshi...

>>29732690
But if you were born in the 40s you couldn't enjoy cute vtubers like Amelia Watson or Haachama

>>29732637
God I almost forgot it's tomorrow. Can't wait.

BASED RUST HERE WE GO

The last time I ever heard someone describe a thing as "major leagues" was when a guy was peeing in a urinal next to me and looked at my d*ck.

>>29732746
amelia yes

>>29732757
>>>/pol/

>>29732676
>thanksgiving
you tell me Anon.

>>29732746
ame
she wants to be hit so yes

>>29732556
>having to play without the PS3 voice patch
No thanks.

>>29732726
Sasuga distinguished detective who can't drive

>>29732686
Hero hei easily

>>29732647
It was a better time.

>>29732746
Mori
Yes but only because she'd tell me to

>>29732686
Where's the all of the above option

>>29732732
I would if I had it saved

>>29732757
Based

This guy is the best partner in the game

Dont worry Ame, this ones got a lot of personality too.

>>29732678
That negro laid hands on him and Roy didn't even give him a beating, he's a true gentleman.

Why are the EN girls all so abhorrent when it comes to paying attention to the game?

>>29732746
Gura
No, Because she doesn't

Off to a great start

Rusty "The Husband Did It" Galloway

>>29732765

>>29732664
It should be a crime to be this cute.

>>29732664

>>29732746
>Ame
>I want her to beat me for misbehaving

>>29732664
Nice, that looks great.

>>29732726
That's $2,000,000,000 in today's money

>>29732746
Ina
spanking only

>>29732664
I hope he alt outfit is like a hikik artisest

Prepare to report Ame for titties.

>>29732769
It would be a reward then, real punishment would be to make you beg to hit her.

>>29732768
>thanksgiving
Oh shit it is.

Is she even listening?

>>29732757
Such a spot on parody, excellent, 10/10

Goddamn, Ame is absolute shit at driving

>>29732596
This is true

>>29732767
/pol/ is the most r*ddit board on this site.

>>29732704
Why are clipfags like this?

I'll coom if Haachama catches the end of Gura's minecraft stream at the start of hers and they have some cute interactions together

>>29732726
>Injuries $0
What about all the traffic accidents she caused?

>>29732766
She'd enjoy it, if you really wanted her to behave you'd have to cuddle her

SHE HATES THE GAME

>>29732791
Oh yeah, that's the shit.

none of you faggots would have survived in 40s america

>>29732571

2,000 dollars in 1955 is 20,000k in 2020 what the hell Ame
>>29732795
remove 5 0s

>>29732783
streamer brain

>Ame wrapping up in time for Gura's stream

>>29732765
and then you took him to a stall and fucked him, yes?

>>29732664
My Priestess is looking extra cute!

>>29732818
Can't be injured if you're dead

Ame wants to end it for Gura!

Aww, Ame doesn't want to overlap Gura Minecraft, how sweet.

>>29732746
>mori
>spanking her like you'd with a child, yes

>>29732820
No, she wants to watch Gura.

damn i like this grizzly old detective

Ame is unironically a fan of Gura

>>29732746
Mori
She'll probably ask me to

>>29732820
She's ending it for Gura

>Ame considering ending here because Gura's going to be on
I love GurAme but Ame pls no

>Gura will stream
oh fuck, just being lazy Gura so i can watch Amelia

>"Tired"
>Actually wants to end before her wife streams
AmeSame is Blessed

AME YOU LAZY BASTARD!! KEEP STREAM FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!

>*runs over your son with her car*
WOOPS SORRY
>*destroys your fence*
Sorry!
>*enters with her car in your house and destroys everything and kills your dog too*
Sorry, sorry!
>*goes back into the road and kills 5 pedestrians*
Sorry!

>>29732664
My mesugaki priestess isn't allowed to be this cute!

>>29732818
They are dead, not injured

Every time

>>29732827
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>29732757
The Anglosphere joining WW2 was unironically the biggest mistake on this timeline and anyone who thinks otherwise hasn't done their history reps. Literally every modern problem can be traced to post war fuckups from the Allies.

>>29732843
Yeah no shit

Ame wants to watch Gura!

>>29732746
Ina.
Only during sex.

Why doesn't she use the siren?

>>29732683
Austians are ethnic and national Germans

GURAMEBROS

>>29732827
look at that watson shaft, Gura wasn't exaggerating when she made it that big

Why does Gura only play trash horror games

I swear Gura is the only EN she actually cares about overlapping

>Short stream
>Almost 2 hours
Ame...

>>29732827
>U

every time

>>29732783
entertainer brain, its surprising how much energy gets sapped out of you even just passively commentating on things

>>29732827
lmao fuckin based

>Using Gura as excuse to end the game and be done for the night.
Cunning detective I see.

>She wants to watch Gura streams just as much as the fans do

>>29732843
Her room mate was a fan of her room mate.

>faggot in chat talks about gura starting her stream
>amelia immediately considers stopping it there
jesus christ just fucking nuke her chat
disable it if you must

Do any of the other girls' weapons have names?

Ame wants to stop streaming

1. Truth
2. Doubt
3. LIE

Use intuItion.

CHOOSE

>>29732852
If it were modern times, she'd be perfect for SWAT.

>>29732827
Eriona vs Anoire

>I want to end inside of Gura
what did Ame mean by this?

>>29732767
Hey look mom, I said the line again

Kiara's growing list of crimes against Hololive and the World at large.
>mindbreak and feminization of Calliope Mori
>spread rumors JP hates Ina
>convinced Gura to stream during JP Sports Fes
>is behind most of Ame's childhood misfortunes
>created a growing worldwide cult of employees who pay to work
>schizoposts on /hlgg/
>shadowbanned Gura on YouTube
>gaslighting campaign of Hacchama
>used her connections to force the Taiwan numbers up to cause the Coco incident
>is a member of an old noble lineage and is in league with many Global Elites
>works directly under Bogdanoff
>smuggles guns into Japan and other countries
>hacked Moona's twitter
>Kiara is behind creating and spreading every single narrative
>planning to steal Sora from JP and make her EN exclusive using emotional friendship denial
>created the Daily Japanese Thread spreading demoralizing memes to create a monopoly on her Japanese Language niche
>making plans with Daiz to kill anime
>planning to buy out and absorb the Usada Conglomerate
>worked behind the scenes spreading discord during the Finno-Korean Hyper War
>no on knows how old she actually is believed to be responsible for the Stone Age Collapse as her appearance has signified the end of an age
>her meddling in the affairs of Atlantis lead the destruction of Atlantis and the lose Gura's memories
>is responsible for the future that required Ame to become a time traveler
>played Death in a massive time spanning game of chess which ended in a draw and the erasure of Death's memories(with a side effect of Kiara losing her ability to play or relearn chess)
>once dropped a necronomicon in the Ocean
>is currently indoctrinating families, children and even babies into her cult
>once told an Austrian Art Student his art was shit
>secured safe travel for Lenin
>Orchestrated the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand
>responsible for the graduation of Aloe

>>29732866
she doesn't like loud noises

Man I fucking hate Roy so much, the guy is giant prick. The Vice desk has some pretty cool cases, but Roy is such a smug dicklet that audibly laughed in disbelief when he got away with everything

>>29732866
It's not an Ame stream without her forgetting a feature

HERE WE GO BOYS
A THOROUGH INVESTIGATION IS INCOMING

>>29732827
yab

>>29732885
this is true

>>29732885
Truth

>>29732872
She's also the only EN that overlaps her...

>>29732827
Based

These streams are top tier I hope she finishes the game

>>29732858

Or the result of importing people the germans didn't deal with.

Yab

I SAW A NIPPLE

>>29732853
>mesugaki

>still makes it transparent so we can see it
Thanks Ame

Nice censor Ame you dumbo

kek the cubes are transparent

>nipples
YAB YAB YAB YAB

lol this censor

the cubes they dont work

>>29732884
>get ricky rickity rekt!
God this reaper is so cringe.

I saw tiddy

>see-through censor
Ame you dumbass

>>29732871
She likes them and her PC probably can't run anything much better

>translucent censor
Amelia is based

>>29732746
Amelia
Why would I reward her for misbehaving?

>>29732908
I saw bush

>>29732885
X Lie
Evidence she hates Gura.

>>29732853
Ina is a mesugaki???

>>29732884
idk but I got the full set. No unique names though

>>29732885
>Use intuItion.

>>29732899
kek

I saw nipples! I saw them!

>>29732931
In this drawing she is

>>29732871
all horror games are trash

>>29732884
Ame has the GROUND POUNDER
Gura has her currently unnamed Trident
Ina casts spells from AO-chan
Kiara has her currently unnamed toy sword

>>29732827
Amazing.

Bros I popped a boner...

>>29732536
That was retconned.

>>29732899
Amelia's giant futa cock is cannon

>>29732899
That's quite a schlong Ame

guys i got an erection it didn't work

>>29732920
>>29732914
>>29732911
at the start of the game she said its transparent intentionally anonchamas..

AME HIATUS SOON

holoEN chat is the fucking worst
they tell them to censor everything
ruin the fun of it

This is the rare rrat of second wind, it shows up every 10,000 posts.

It will replenish Ame's energy and heal anon's cognitive exhaustion.

>>29732783
i have a hard time paying attention to things on my own. i can only imagine how difficult it is for someone trying to read chat, commentate and play the game correctly at the same time

>>29732871
Find me a good horror game

>>29732943
Her trident is Poseidons

>Can of soup
Ame...

this stream isnt getting archived

>canned soup

Why does Amelia hiccup every 5 seconds?

damn, talking shit about the dead lady's hairbrush

>>29732871
She's the designated kusoge player

>>29732827
Is this referred to the gt about how young Ame got obsessed about the Ancient Ones when time-travelling for the first time?

>>29732645
I swear it came out of the left field.

>>29732931
No she's a lolibaba

>>29732951
This is true

Do you have a huge thumb to impress Ame?

>>29732571
I remember that thread.

>>29732677

>>29732946
You sick fuck.

>>29732757
don't we all

Reminder it was opaque and she made it see through on purpose at the beginning of the stream

You can hear the gears in Ame's head turning

>>29732892
Yeah but he ends up absolving Phelps' reputation and innocence post mortem and gives his wife and kids peace of mind

>centers america

GOD BLESS

>>29732936
why is the tome an Equipment if it doesn't have an equip ability

>basic geography
>puzzle

>>29732951
But is it canon?

that is a pretty fucking big thumb

>>29732956
not if the stream isnt archived

>>29732922
When will the chumbuds pitch in and send Gura a fucking 3090. 1.5 mil subs vtuber still streaming on a potato

>>29732978
not old enough

>>29732986
HOW DARE YOU

she likes that cigarette lighter, huh

>>29732885
Doubt. Second wind coming

>>29732885
This is true.

https://files.catbox.moe/oi8bud.png
Nice censor, Ame

>>29732677
Meant to post this

>>29732704
>nousagi is retarded
as expected of the master

>>29733004
it's on her to buy it, we have sent her an obscene amount of money already.

>>29732998
>american education

"8" is small. G-guys I don't feel so good.

>8" IS SMALL
heh, sucks to be you, kids

>isnt that kinda small

>size 8
>isn't that kinda small
footlets...

>>29732871
RE is among her favorite games but she can't play them because Capcom is a dick about permissions, please understand.

Amelia... the censor...

>>29732664

Is all this talking about Gura being an asshole true? Or is it just schizo posting?

>>29733007
It's a pretty cool lighter

>>29732986
Please tell me who your oshi is so that I can either reply "ogey" or "based"

>>29732981
Just a huge toe

>>29733013
She told us not to look, retard

>>29733016
Holy fuck

I can see it all

Kys you disgusting racists

https://twitter.com/zeth_total/status/1329949061475037184

>>29733028
what do you think

>Size 8 isnt that kinda small?
Manlets BTFO, if you aren't size 13 you arent a man

>>29732997
idk man I just saved it

>>29732871
Because chinks won't let her play muse dash

>>29733021
>>29733022
>>29733023
>>29733024
8 is asian-tier.

>>29733021
>>29733022
>>29733023
>>29733024
Amelia confirmed for BBC

MAXIMUM YABAI

BOOBA

Are your feet bigger than a size 8 /hlgg/?

Very important poll by me again:

http://poal.me/3gwm5h
http://poal.me/3gwm5h
http://poal.me/3gwm5h
http://poal.me/3gwm5h
http://poal.me/3gwm5h

>>29733021
>>29733022
>>29733023
>>29733024
Size 14 here, what grade are you guys in?

>>29733021
>>29733022
>>29733024
She's britsh, it's metric, you have a chance!

my fucking sides

>>29733028
Obvious schizo posting

This stream is getting delisted I guess.

>>29733038
Okay zhang

>>29733016
delete this

GREEN NIPPLES

>>29733050
9 wide

Oh fuck this is some top yab

>>29733038
you first

>>29733038
Based

>>29733039
Why is our priestess so cute, takobros?

>>29733028
Yes

>>29733021
>mfw 10 1/2
See ya later footlet

Have any of the JPs played this game? What do JOPs think of Ame's stream?

Incoming banned stream

yes i am recording

>make the censor bigger
>nah chat it's good

B O O B A

You guys don't have size 11s?

>>29733038
get your hands off me negro

feels good to be size 11

fucking dumbass

>>29733050
12EEE

>>29732853
EN has only one mesugaki

>>29733027
>>29732664
glasses would make her better

>>29733028
If something is that negative, it's always schizo posting. Constructive criticism is usually long paragraphs or behind spoiler texts, and is usually not that negative.

>>29733050
Make a poal

>>29733050
9.5
I'm still 5'11 tho

She knows exactly what she's doing

>>29733082
based

>>29733050
12 here. If you're 11 or under you should probably justr die

>>29733028
You're retarded or a newfag for not going for the schizoposting conclusion.

>>29733050
I wear a size 12 shoe.

>>29733052
Please be Gura, and please do it when she's inside the house, like with some redstone wiring trap

>>29733024
I'm size 10 in UK foot measurements

>>29733050
I'm size 14, I'm pretty huge though

>>29733093
Ohhh shit, new edits. Any more from that?

>>29732936
What a mess

>>29733016

>>29733028
yeah, still cant believe she baited supers like that

>>29733093
How much do I have to pay someone to edit the entire doujin into Gura?

>>29733050
im size 13

>fractula skullula
I... what?

>>29733079
filtered

>>29733050
Size 13

>>29733038
Im not white I cant be racist, faggot

>>29733038
stop pretending to be a nigger

>>29732995
And that's the only character development he gets in the entire game, the other 99% of the game he's just a corrupt asshole. That's why Rusty is the best partner.