/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>song is 90% japanese
>I can't wait for it to reach 1 million
the fuck were you expecting chicken if you want numbers use English its the buff language

This is the thread

KIARA KISSED ME AND GOT EMBARRASED
LATER LOSERS

KIARA LOVE

>>29759685
Based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q80NAQON3mg

Kiara Voice Pack: https://mega.nz/file/pw0XkAJT#vS4tcEqb6CcoAa-tIWPRvzzlBW1gajf6EVAQyiUJal4

Kiara new song is garbage
god what the fuck is she doing?

What's speed updog?

>>29759520
>>29759540
How this will work?

>>29759556
It's pretty easy to communicate functionally in english with just 'verb the noun' style sentences.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1331979144674983936
>A quick "thank you" before bed... :}
The boy is dead...

she's not your boy anymore
she's our girl now

>>29759735
>he only got a kiss
>he didn't have kids with her
kek, NGMI

>>29759725
The inner machinations of her mind are an enigma.

Who's going to stream in a few minutes? Mori? Or Calli?

>>29759725
It will reach 1 million eventually, maybe.

>watson hasn't liked my balloon submission
Did I do something wrong

>>29759742
so mori was her tutor the whole time....

>>29759450
They're thinking of fleshgaits. Which is what Kiara is.

geekjack...the serverreps.....onegai

>>29759716

>second spa date is coming
RIP our boy

>>29759684
The karaoke for Hinotori and the thank you message doesn't count.

Ina's favorite art software is on sale for those who haven't already pirated it.

http://poal.me/dydaao
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>>29759743
Don't download this. It's all Koopa.

of fucking course the takodachis are mogging everyone

Kiara new song is great
god how the fuck does she do it?

>>29759757

Everyone, tune in to watch Calli (previously known as Mori) in 15 min

>>29759782
The thank you message does.

>>29759766
karen

>at restaurant having a nice meal
>waitress is Mori Calliope
>finish my meal, leave her a 10% tip and get up to leave
>she looks ecstatic
>"Wait, hold the fuck up dude, 10%? Holy shit. This is fucking amazing bro. What the hell? Can you even afford this? Dude, you do not have to do that, but BIG UPS."
>she starts high fiving the other waitresses who all seem very uncomfortable
>awkwardly say goodbye and walk outside
>she chases me into the parking lot
>grabs my shoulders and starts shouting at me
>"No, seriously, dude, what the fuck?! You don't have to do that, you know! But I MAD respect you dawg and I appreciate it!?"
>awkwardly say you're welcome, get into my car and start driving away
>look into rearview mirror
>she's still chasing me
>she's incredibly fast
>"Dude, you did NOT just do that, oh my god, that is some REAL shit, THANK you so much dude"
>speed up and take some detours
>think I finally lost her
>get into my house and close the door
>the doorbell rings

Dose the Kiara voice pack imply she lives with the KFPs?

>>29759742
>kamisama
>has a literal dog god besides her
MORI

Okay, the ending of "KFP morning" is cute.

>>29759753

polka sure loves farming rice

>>29759753
>A quick "thank you"
My girl wants a quickie with me. Later virgins.

>>29759725
anonchama, what is the rest of Hololive?

>Open Korone stream
>white people white people I love you I AM LEGEND
>Keep stream open

>>29759769
>There was this one time

Those words coming out of Ame makes me drop everything I'm doing and give her stream my full attention

>>29759742
Wait Mori Calliope is not good at video games?

>>29759792
>implying someone actually bothered archiving Koopa's content
Anon, if you're gonna lie, at least make it believable.

>>29759725
Whatever, if she wanted to do a jap song, she should do a jap song. In the end, she's probably earning more than all of us.

>>29759757
KFP!! GIVE ME MY BOY BACK!!

>>29759743
based anon reposting the link to make searching for it in archive reps easier

Whose grave are they visiting?

>>29759743
For the future, repack it and have the zip be passworded with something people would be uncomfortable sharing outside of here, anon.

>>29759801
Stop forcing this lame narrative.

The Calli bimbofication arc is legitimately the best thing that could possibly have happened to her.

>>29759725
>not already 200k
It will painstakingly crawl to 800k and stay there

>"Alright, I'll kiss you, but you BETTER be working overtime tonight!"
This fucking chicken
At least the kisses are in proper stereo

After listening to the song again with headphones I actually really like the song. The English lyrics are pretty garbage though (except for the last line)

>>29759757
I LOVE OUR GIRL

>>29759808
It okay everyone forget

>>29759725
>I can't wait for it to reach 1 million

Did she actually say that? The delusion...

>>29759793
As expected of my Priestess's followers.

>Korone already in the "final" game
WILL SHE END THE STREAM BEFORE MORI'S STREAMS? WTF? WHO BRAINWASHED MY DOG?

>>29759830
Mori's

>29k viewers for a song she hyped up for several weeks
>less than
>Ame's karaoke
>Gura's karaoke
>Mori's karaoke
>Calli's karaoke
Chickem....
Not like this.... the numbers....

>>29759801
Which KFP manager is she going to hassle on stream?

>>29759746

>>29759753
>most of Mori’s content is milestone parties
Why does she do this? Does she actually give a fuck about streaming?

>>29759792
>Koopa finally post her nudes
God I wish

>>29759751
I have good expectations as long as Mori does her sleep reps (not sure if she was serious about missing work tomorrow or not), they seem to like each other and have actually spoken on voice before, plus the game choice is usually good fun with a language barrier.

>>29759793
Takodachi...tsuyoi....

>>29759813
She's hololive ENGLISH
>>29759825
I mean agreed but if she wants to numberfag then do it fucking right

>shits on furries
>shits on jannies
>shits on bald people
>shits on salarymen
>shits on neets
>shits on EOPs
>shits on goslings
>shits on unicorns
>shits on ads
>shits on windows
>shits on kusoge
>shits on capcom
>shits on clipfags
>calls her coworkers flat and sluts live
>called some simp donation spammer "you little shit" in Mario Kart
>makes a successful yuri ship with Mori by force of will alone
>goes out to dinner and spa dates with her IRL
>literally mindbroke her into becoming a cute seiso moeblob during the spa date
>made her ask for ANOTHER spa date
>forms a harem of JPtubers with off-stream collabs
>shattered decibel records with Subaru collab while literally bullying some shota ingame
>crushed Subaru's trash bin with her ass
>casually asked Fubuki for a collab when she appeared in chat, then said "Smooth right? This is how you do it. Learn from me."
>asked Marine out on a date, Marine then invited her to a sleep-over - Marine only has one bed
>made even introvert Korone ask her for a collab
>made Rushia want to hang out with her privately (not even for collab purposes)
>got asked by FIVE (5) JP chuubas for collabs in a single evening
>smugly said "You're just fucking jealous all these girls want to hang out with me"
>her mom is a Terastacy survivalist who builds her own lakehouse for fun, watches her streams and tells her she's proud
>hard-doms her own viewers, who in the lore are literally unpaid slaves in her fastfood company
>swears liberally on-stream
>uses German to get around the super hardcore no-no swearing filters
>will make sexual comments without any kind of shame
>zooms in on her own feet, pits, gap and more when asked
>tells a male (chicken) "are you ready to make two ladies (chicken) happy?"
>gives her akasupa donators femdom slaps
>actually slaps herself IRL to produce realistic sounds until it starts hurting
>gained an army of drawfag simps who make thumbnails for her
>tells drawfags to draw her in swimsuits
>tells drawfags to draw her with bigger tits
>obliterates dead air with level 1000 small talk skills
>"one day you'll rise above them and you can look DOWN at them and you can say 'well, BITCH, look at where I am now' hehe"
>is late to streams because she's looking at lewds of other holos
>said she wants to sit on Pekora, Pekora replied "ok peko :triumph:" in chat
>LITERALLY orders KFP wagies to SC her
>confidencemaxxed her way into hololive by just telling Cover why they MUST hire her
>got her own professionally produced song
>lives rent free in the heads of seething /cgl/ femcels who hate her success

>>29759803
Why are you leaking her voice pack?

Huh, offvocal version of Kiara's song sounds like boss battle from Megaman or something

I know people bring up Moona a lot because of "architect" and "Kiara ntr", but do people actually watch her streams? Feels like I never see people talk about them.

>>29759830
Ya boy's.

>>29759807
Lives with them.
Works with them.
Eats with them.
Sleeps with them.
Showers with them.

>>29759876
Slapping "Celebration" on a already scheduled stream is piss easy.

>>29759880
The only reason she's even on there is to get some jap-cucks that want to thirst for some foreign chick.

>>29759742
>haha lol did ya know that your boi is bad videogames lmao skrrt funneh mehmeh xDD
Cringe.

>>29759830
Mori's grave

>>29759876
You're massively exaggerating, but it does feel a bit much to do this when she did 666k, (though most of her 'celebration streams' are just her renaming an already planned stream)

>>29759870
If Kiara's numbers are that good imagine if Gura got off her lazy ass to make a full song

>>29759886
>Open Moona's Stream
>She's eating
I thought it was a joke guys!!!1111

Is about the extent of what I see

>>29759765

>>29759743
>60mbs of dolphin porn
s-sugoi...

Do these voice packs usually not include BGM? Feels like it would make them better.

>>29759824
Koopa is pretending to be an anon and is archiving her own content to get more attention.

>>29759882
Special guest tomorrow collab
Moona

>>29759874

>>29759886
Fuck no, Moona is a boring incomprehensible indog.

Shame Kiara isn't an Imasfag.
I would've liked to hear her cover Chou Genki Show Idolch@ng one day.

>>29759830
haachama....

>>29759898

>>29759584
What is this about? What baby people talking about?

>>29759886
You should know by now that antis and shitposters never actually watch streams.
Moona is just a tool for these people to attack their holo enemy.

Did the Haachama thing ended up being a dumb meme or did she really leave the EN MC server? Is it worth watching? I still have like 2 hours of Ame's minecraft to catch up on.

>>29759830
It clearly says right there anon, @nyaring6934
Dunno who that is next to Gura though, she's a pretty lady tho

>>29759886
I watched her utawaku when artia was clownposting. Good shit.

>>29759886
12% people here actually watch moona

>>29759920
NTR green text onegai

>>29759907
Damn imagine Gura's original song premiere. What numbers will we see? 200k+? World peace kneels?

>>29759886
She's barely been streaming lately because she's in the process of moving, she streamed a Pekomoona Minecraft from a laptop.

Why are chickenfags like this?

>>29759735
Wtf this is so lewd..

>>29759940
some weird superchat she keeps getting

>>29759766
It's a late night celebration stream right after the Chicken's milestone stream where she got an invite to another spa date. Take a wild guess.

>>29759882
based

Considering that they created a character and are fake when streaming, would it still be advantageous to marry them in real life knowing that they are a different person?

>>29759945
Her actual MC content only lasted about 30 minutes, the rest of the stream is just SC reading. The thread going ballistic at the time was pure kino tho

Does Ina celebrate Thanksgiving?
I thought she wasn't American.

>>29759925
That song is shit and you're shit and Arisa is shit

>>29759974
Sure, they make bank.

>>29759945
she really left. Stream begins with her tearing down her stairway to the sky.

shark

>>29759850
Doubt it.
Low level JP holos barely break 500k, this is a jap song no one cares about from the least performing EN.
Look at the effort Aki put into this : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii7rtNaGlls
She even has English translation, which the "HoloEN" couldn't be bothered with.

>>29759869
>>29759888
>>29759899
Bros. No.
Not like this, please.

>>29759920
The gigastacy fears the TERAstacy

>>29759945
I thought she left until she became proper EN Gen 0 or something.

>>29759945
It's just a superchat reading and Haachama inciting a race war.

>First EN voice pack
>First sentance
>Such a good weather outside
Kiara, your eigo reps...

>>29759882
...my naive... rrats...

Why are Deadbeats like this?

>>29759974
Well, Matsuri isn't so fake anymore, so she might work for you

>>29759899
That's a cute picture but imagine actually having to do work in that position.

>>29759743
Next time put a password like "burn all jews", I'm fine sharing it with /hlgg/ but I don't want filthy redd*tors to get it too

I didn't expect Amelia to almost reach 700K this soon.

>>29759886
Absolutely not. Same goes for the other IDs.

>>29759882
I hate her because she's taken my boy away from me.

>>29759989
Agreed

I love this amazing phoenix!

>>29759957
>Pekora: "I ended up lying to Mori..."

>>29759945
>Did the Haachama thing ended up being a dumb meme or did she really leave the EN MC server?
Both, she was basically announcing that she's doing English streams every day until Cover makes her an official HololiveEN member. Still it's only 30 mn of classic Haachama troll, you should watch it.

>>29759882
The idolfag in me wishes she wasn't a literal escort. Otherwise she'd be pretty based yeah.

>>29759974
Yes, turtle!

>>29759886
I used to watch her, but she's not one of my favourites and I have barely enough time to watch my top 3.

This instrumental of Kiara's song sounds like it would make some killer video game music.

>>29759997
Reading this gave me a boner

>>29759880
Haachama is Hololive Japan yet I don't see you fags complaining.

>>29760013
I didn't ask to be born "based."

>>29759990
Towa's ERROR cover was fairly low on views until it exploded to over a million recently. That said, Towa's ERROR is fucking awesome so I guess it's not a fair comparison.

>143k after 1 and a half hours

>>29759076
I saw you! and i still watch.

>>29759974
>are fake when streaming
How many times do we have to teach you old man?

>>29759974
Depends on Holo. Most of them are likeable in both forms.

So for people doing their jp reps, is there a company that could be a big potential sponsor for HoloEN? The audience is more or less perfect for EN to JP language courses, and also has the benefit of allowing JP/EN tests on stream without risk of running afoul with the nijis.
Not sure what's actually out there however. Is Duolingo really king even though it sucks ass?

>>29759907
We don't have to, we already know what happens when SHE makes an original song: millions of views, viral meme, guaranteed employment prospects at Vtuber agencies

>>29760027
Wait, I wanted to say Kiara. MY BLAIN HURTS

>>29759886
I don't watch the ID girls because their accent filters me. I tune in to their karaokes though

>>29759925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBAbuttLGZA

Duet would be better

>>29760043
What?

>>29760038
Well put.
https://files.catbox.moe/6k5jyi.webm

>>29760013
Why is Mori like this?

>>29760047
Genki?

So this is the fabled song boost

>>29759974
I wish Mori was just faking it. I truly do.

I got too excited that I didn't see the earlier tweet about the recommended dimensions. hope I still make it in

>>29759981
Canadians have their own thanksgiving
With blackjack
and hookers

>Delayed by 10 minutes

Narratives?

>>29759743
>>29759829
>>29759835
>>29760018
added a password scatchadsunite

>>29759996
Anon

>>29759882
Based Stacy.

>>29760008
kek

>>29759865
Saving this post for later.

What does Kiara's actual singing voice sound like? Since you guys were going about how she's using a debuff voice.

>>29760047
Bookwalker or Crunchyroll

>>29759886
I do, she's just not streaming frequently this month, and the last time I can remember, the most posting about her on this thread was >>29759948.

>>29760026
where's the art of Kiara wearing the phoenix cloth?

Time for second Mori stream of the day bros, and after we saw her MV, today is a good day to be a deadbeat!

all the chicken needs to do now is hold a remix contest for her new song

>>29760039
It's the best cover in all of hololive imo

>>29759793
>>29759793
If they did not they would never live it down.

>Kiara still refuses to collab with Gura
Narratives? Weren't they supposed to collab this week? Why is chicken like this?

>>29760088
She's summoning her inner Calli

>>29759882
>crushed Subaru's trash bin with her ass
never forget, ;_;7 trash bin-san

>>29760059
RENT FREE

>>29760088
I needed a little more time to finish inside her

>>29760118
Imagine a slowpoke instead of Gura

>>29760118
It's next week you nonce.

>>29759974
mori and korone arent fake

>>29760106
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

>>29760124
Imagine Mori with blonde hair...

>people told me haccaha's vod title was a joke
>wake up and find out she's actually leaving the server
Explain?

>>29760118
Calm down my dear rrat, the collab is planned for next week.

>>29760087
wtf i want to be canadian now

>>29760040
>not 1 googolplex views after 1 minute
NGMI

https://youtu.be/FAwnz9Ccomw?t=3352

>>29760088
She wanted to watch Korone's last race.

>>29759793
Takodachis are holding back right now

>>29760118
The collab is literally next week.

>Mori going to the store at fucking 1AM for 'water'

>>29760134
I got you

>>29760140
Mori bullied, haachama cried

>>29760139
I mean

>>29759793
Me on the right

>>29760088
Korone added an extra "Last game"

>>29760090
But that's incorrect

Kiara has a really nice singing voice. Maybe she should do monthly covers like Mori, that could be fun.
Also, the original music output of HoloEN puts JPs to complete shame.

Remorse dog

>>29760140
you niggers should do your archive reps first before asking anything here

>>29760089
cute drawing, I am the one who followed you

>>29760140
It's a way for her to build hype for her comeback as EN gen0

>>29760140
Mori ruined another stream.

>>29760040
Don't worry, all of the EN girls will shill it on their streams to boost it up.

Mori's not going to stream tonight, is she?
And by that I mean that she's going to cancel the stream.

>>29760109
It's either that or FLOS.

>>29760089
What tweet about recommended dimensions? I can't find it. I just opened the background on Gimp and drew over that, so I guess the dimensions should be fine.

>>29760090
Implying I'm not a scat-chad.

>>29760160
What a fucking dork. Must be real close, though, given she only gave herself like 15 minutes to be back.

Holy shit, Kiara's voicepack is just her being a slave master instilling Stockholm Syndrome into you

>>29759990
Even if its a jap song HoloEN's spotlight is big enough but yeah, the lack of EN subtitles option is inexcusable. Maybe she will add them later and use it as an excuse to reignite interest, "Now with english subtitles!"

>>29759886
I watch her when she sings or if nobody else is on, she's not streamed much lately for various reasons.

Calli
>500k celebration
>666k celebration
>700k celebration

Gura
>no celebration

really makes you wonder who is the most humble

>>29760049
I think Gura wants to leave her meme days behind. When she releases it it's probably going to be something sad and dramatic but will go viral anyway.
Something about stolen bread

>>29760077
You mean japan times. Genki is the name of the book series.

I hardly think they'd give a shit. Duolingo is more likely, even though as said before, it fucking sucks. Then again, some HoloJP and Ame both use it.

>>29760181
What did he mean by this?

>>29760170
damn, then I guess I just don't know how to do it. oh well.

>>29760088
Korone isn't finished yet.

>>29760174
>monthly covers like Mori
Anon

>>29760195
Mori would never do that, but that cunt Calli just might.

>>29760215
Mori because she wants more excuses to spend time with us

When will Gura cover his song?

>>29759765

>>29760160
Based and hydrationpilled

>>29760195
This is why Mori>Calli

>>29759978
So, what happened? Do we know?

> this tweet

>>29760140
The punchline never came...

>>29760195
Mori is watching korone talk about Calli

>>29760215
I would like Calli more if she actually played videogames instead of doing nothing but just chatting, celebration, and karaoke streams.

>>29760077
Imagine a lottery where one price would be something like pic related PLUS you get to have a meet and greet (in whatever way is doable) with a Holo of your choice while you're there.

>>29760215
ina...

>>29760201

>>29760140
she's leaving the server for now, until she's recognized as official holoEN Gen 0, so shes on a quest to earn the title by practicing her english reps every week

>>29760215
I think gura is genuinely terrified of how big she got
the same thing happened on HER account and her output really slowed down. SHE did like a 6k celebration video and was suddenly like 250k

>>29760210
Is that really any different than her normal streams?

>>29760161
That's a fucking weird rrat

>>29760157
Not anymore.

>>29760035
You try my patience creature. Heretofore your good and benevolent master has been content to rest comfortably in his velvet armchair, chatting amicably with the other superior beings on such profound and intellectual topics such as food and Minecraft. But your antics have angered your master, dog. You have ignored the laws by which your inferior species are expected, nay, REQUIRED to abide by. Your tomfoolery and shenanigans are at an end, pet. Return AT ONCE to your designated kennel, wherein all good and obedient pets reside. You are to be neither seen nor heard unless otherwise commanded by your wise and omnipotent master. Animal, you have disappointed me. You have brought much shame to your station. Heed my words, pet, or receive thusly the retribution and swift justice of your merciless master. Know your place and despair, dog.

>>29760125
I'LL NEVER FORGIVE TRASH BIN-SAN FOR STEALING THAT OPPORTUNITY FROM ME

>>29759725
My issue is that it's not even a particularly good song. It's not a bad song it's just so horribly generic. I've heard countless pop rock idol songs that sound like it.

>>29759807
How do you raise kids with her if not for living together.

>>29760109
This is still the best cover imho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iehI4mIzxtk

>>29760215
I haven't been paying attention to the JP duo, is she really doing a 700k celebration after doing one 34k before that?

>>29760239
I added the last line just so you wouldn't post this bad narrative.

>>29760134

>>29760215
gura is too humble and should revel in her success like her genmates!

>>29760215
Wait, really?
Gura still hasn't done anything for the 1 mil subsciber mark?
She's about to hit 1.5 mil, right?

>>29759974
depends on how much of it is fake I guess
Like if Korone's roomate was actually a total bitch, then that's a no. But if she's actually still kind and just doesn't play up the cuteness, then that's fine

>>29760135
>>29760141
>>29760158
Kiara has been saying that "guys trust me collab with Gura soon" shit for 2 months now.
Stop falling for her lies.

>>29759757
Isn't it sad, Moririn?

>>29760215
Preasa andastand the globo holo is corrupting her mind with all her wicked ways

>>29760215
She was not expecting to be this popular and feels uncomfortable bringing up milestones .

>>29760160
japanese tap water hasn't been safe ever since fukushima
please understand

>>29760215
>Gura
>no celebration
3D models take time to create, anon

>>29759990
Fuck me, this is actually pretty good.

>>29760284
https://youtu.be/ss4xwhiA6Ik

>>29760215
Anon you do know not everyone can get to 1M that fast right

Since they're about to collab with EN, Can we claim Korone and Pekora as Honorary en? They're more interesting than HoloEN to be honest

>>29760268
Oh that's what I did, so I guess it's fine. How did you miss that? It was the original tweet.

>>29759725
Why do people want an english song? The lyrics would be cringe. I hope Gura's song is in Japanese too.

>>29760235
What? Mori does monthly songs, and this month she's doing a Vocaloid cover.

>>29760276
this is only 10% of their true power

>>29760284
It's just our regularly scheduled weakly zatsudan that she slapped a 700k in the title of. It's going to be sleepy reapy instead of normal Mori, though.

>>29760160
>'water'
If that's what we're calling Kiara's squirt then yea

>>29760215
Does Mori do anything other than celebrations, wine parties and zatsudans?

>>29760245
Scuuuuuuum gaaaaaaang

>>29760276
Cool, but wrong format

>>29760183
NO TAKOBRO!!!!

>>29760262
anonchama...

>>29760271
She's usually not talking about beating you or giving you some minimum attention before ordering you to work harder than before

>>29759830

>>29759886
/hlgg/ is a Risu thread

>>29760277
We really need an ojou-sama in Hololive bossing you around and ordering you to lick her feet (no, not Haachama)

>>29760256
No, and we never will.
It probably involves chinks, like everything this month.

>>29760301
https://files.catbox.moe/evblmo.mp4

>>29760140
Calli and Mori refused to play Minecraft unless Haachama leaves. Enma caved in and kicked her out.

>>29760245
His songs would probably be too yabai for idorus, but it'd be pretty funny if a bunch of japs start singing it because of her.

>>29760328
>It's okay when I don't understand the lyrics

>>29760284
She slaps "X subscribers celebration party" on zatsudan if she reachers a milestone. The stream was scheduled before that.

>>29760160
She's reached the Kayne point where she's so damn famous she doesn't drink normal water made for normal people.

>>29759886
I watch her. She's comfy in much the same way Ina's streams are.

>>29760352
Based

>>29760322
Nah, most of their content is still Japanese. The only reason Haachama gets the title is because she's been doing English only streams for almost as long as the EN members

>>29760294

>>29760302
Take your meds, both her and Gura confirmed a collab next week. But I get that you don't actually watch either of their streams.

>>29759886
/hlgg/ is Tree rrat territory

>>29759743
Is it really supposed to be only those 3 files for $20? I will still buy my oshi's, but seems like kind of a ripoff.

>>29760302
Gura was the one who said it though

>>29759882
>Nihongojouzos back the nips

>>29760302
Die you RRAT.

>>29760322
....just go to hlg then friend..

>>29760090
>Searched the archived
>It's a unique post
>password doesn't work.

Alright. I'll just keep the link and ask again later to throw newfags off.

>>29760215
I've seen this picture posted 4 times today and every fucking time it was a retarded post, incredible

>>29760276
Jesus christ man tone it down it's just a fun event not a fucking art competition

>>29759886
She had a solid karaoke session thats about it

>>29759920
Let's be real, the only hope that colab will be entertaining is if Moona actually shows up. Otherwise, it guaranteed to be a boring ass tour.

>>29760160
She needs water to gainmore Motivation

>>29760160
Vodka stream then

>>29760008
It's part of the official KFP™ experience

>>29760190
>>29760269
There will never be an "official" EN Gen 0. Even the Japanese Gen 0 label is unofficial.

>>29760376
people buy these to support their oshi, not for the value of it

>>29760101
Pretty similar but slightly lower. people posted clips in the archives, try the thread during her unarchived karaoke.

>>29760328
>The lyrics would be cringe
her lyrics were good

>>29760354
>this month.
*this year

>>29760356
>has halloween music playing in the background
god she's been gimped so hard. fuck senpai culture

>>29760352
>>29760375
Risu...

>>29760396
I mean, the Kusogaki ain't that bright either

>>29760029
If you were an idolfag and or even did your reps, you'd know better. Most of her scandals have been emphatically centered around the fact she would take "the money and run" without fucking anyone, while Japanese expect a quid pro quo. She's pretty much always been a gigastacy; imagine blowing thousands to fund some gaijin slut to stay in Japan, getting all hyped to lose your virginity, and then she just gives you a high five and ghosts you.

>>29760328
I want a song in Atlantean

MORI LOVE

>>29760396
>says that while posting moon rrat
Ogey

>>29760301
The true celebration is the friends we made among the way

>>29760301
I'm fucking tired of soundposts, I got scared another fucking time
Good thing the kikkiriki poster disappeared because fuck him for real

>>29760383
Holy shit, really? Brb buying her voice pack.

What did 5ch say about the song

Deadbeats, what can we realistically do about Globo Holo and their spa date agenda?

>>29760437
CALLI LOVE

>>29760431
Basada, fuck those corporate oji-sans

>>29760256
Depends on what narrative you want. The ones flying around at the time were

>Gura got upset that Haachama is playing on EN, so she complained to management

>Mori and/or Kiara is somehow to blame

>Cover did a stupid and banned her from playing on EN just because she's not EN

Personally, I think it's to help distance the bugmen from EN for now, so they asked Haachama to not play on EN until the bug wave passes

>>29760400
He is toning it down. He did not even use the actual format.

>>29759882
>said she wants to sit on Pekora, Pekora replied "ok peko :triumph:" in chat
It's a shame that she edited the VOD for that stream and the chat got nuked

>>29760437
5 more minutes bro!

>>29760433
Aki getting a song in "Elvish" means it's not impossible, but I doubt Gura would think to ask for it.

>>29760412
Thanks for the hydration check vergil.

>>29760462
Keep walking, Callifag

>>29760140
Gura raped haachama boyfriend.

Wait, when did it hit 8 million?

>>29760474
>>Cover did a stupid and banned her from playing on EN just because she's not EN
We have a winner!

>>29760328
>I hope Gura's song is in Japanese too
That could go either way Gura really likes loung music and jazz.

Just woke up, how was chickens premier?

>>29760302
To be fair, I don't even know if a collab between just those two can be interesting. They don't have all that much in common besides their employment.

>>29759886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v8ewZu0g78
>displays super-advanced ID minecraft technology before primitive JP barbarians
>traps sempai in basement for ever and ever
>survives vicious attack by enraged shrine maiden

>>29760195
She's never cancelled once the reservation is up except that time she was dying, and even then she did a collab 3 hours later.

>>29760256
Nothing but the safest assumption is some call from management

>>29760474
Haachama has never been targeted you retards. It only happens whenever Coco is collaborating with her.

>>29759830
>Coco's mother is dead
What did zhang mean by this?

Reposting ass

>>29760043
>>29760138
How do you know???

>>29759868
Those the wise KFP CEO find to be lacking in Proper "TeeTee" find themselves given a mandatory recreational and re-educational visit to the local spa.

Mori I know you're reading this you little shit. I swear if you fuck up this collab with Korone I'll never forgive you.

>>29760496
I'unno, who's even keeping track at this point.

>>29760496
>click on the video
>it's at 8,011,857
recently lazy anon

>>29760516

>>29759974
Do you really belieb that they're "restricted" when it comes to being themselves?

>>29760496
Mori viewbots sugoi...

Should I make a roboco or mori float? Roboco was the first holo I ever followed...

>>29759882
>HoloJP reject for obvious reasons.
>Known to be manipulative and talk shit behind people's back.
>Desperately forced the TakaMori ship from day one to stay relevant and regurgitates that shit every chance she gets, even during EN collabs, annoying the rest of her gen-mates and the not retarded part of chat (Check "Snack Eating Stream", Amelia wanted to choke that bitch to death, and Calli was more than annoyed)
>Swears a lot and constantly tries to act edgy and defiant, like she doesn't care what people think about her (she does)
>Loud, repetitive and obnoxious. Literally nothing interesting to share and you have to listen her say the same shit one time in english and another in japanese.
>Air of superiority and entitlement when talking to her chat.
>Only talent is whining and complaining that she's getting bullied, the world is against her, and has the worst luck possible. Retards donate to make her feel better about it, despite it all being her own fault.
>"Why am I not the biggest HoloEN member yet? I put in so much more work than the others!"
>Tries to collab with JP members as much as possible and advertises that shit everywhere, as if it as a huge achievement when it's not, she just speaks the same language as them.
>"I don't want people to think that I'm leeching" - has gone out of her way to try and collab as much as possible cause her solo content isn't getting here anywhere.
>She needs to be attached to the JP branch to mean something at all. That's why she linked herself to Pekora so chickenfags could help her push for a collab to happen.
>Copied a lot of Pekora's traits because she lacks any sort of personality or talent.
>Obsessed with numbers, so much that she forced Haachama to delay her stream 20 minutes in order to not overlap with Gura + Ame and not have to compete with them, because she knew no one would give a shit otherwise.
>Constantly begs her chat to do fanart of her, music remixes, etc. to create fan interaction in hopes of spreading the word of her content and channel.
>Tries extremely hard to be perverted and caters to retards that enjoy that shit.
>Still the least subscribed channel and lowest viewership.

>amelia, do the video editing for me
>huke-papa, draw something for me
>calli, animate something for me
>ghost writer-san, write some lyrics for me
She is pathetic

>>29760474
>Depends on what narrative you want.
Why dose there need to be a narrative?

>>29759743
I deleted the old link, here is the new one with a working password. https://mega.nz/#P!AgHGXRSdutsxFMv0TGqOplFjqj-mb4GRyw-XkUIASnAKnElTU4EdYbAl6BLb4aPEgIMrX6ISwDgsY59dNFFITgv_KtIfq7kYW-zVlFxNMlER40c-wzb4Y9gU2GIhxHpNLiFIa3knZGk

pass:lickingkiarasasshole

>>29760431
>You will never be findommed by chicken

>>29760490
You are welcome anon and i hope you gain motivation as well

>>29760457
Just wait until Kiara goes back to Austria. Korone will bring our boy back afterwards.

>>29760504
8/10

>>29759743
>It's taken down
ENMA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THE THREADS MAGICKA 2 IS A GOOD GAME FOR TRINITY COLLAB

>>29760505
Well they hate each other so at least it will be fun to watch them be passive aggressive for 66 minutes.

>>29760358
Is this theory still valid even after taking your meds?

>>29760388
Anon, where do you think he came from?

>>29760261
But her game streams are usually among her worst.

>>29760245
She already did. It's a parody though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yG1y5843-7U
samechan... onegai...

>>29760031
Dangerous turtle...!!!

>>29759743
>already gone
rip my slow ass

>>29760538
Even machines need love, Anon.

>>29760538
No one else is going to make a Roboco float.
Take that as you will.

>>29760504
Nice.

>>29760419
Yeah, that's why I said I would still buy mine's, but when people were sharing screenshots of other packages they seemed to have tons of folders. I was kind of surprised that's all.

>>29760496
Sweet, based Mori

>>29760557
>>29760541

>>29760492
Waiting for MY stream to beging shortly, friend

>>29760528
>>29760516
Is the only thing she have is "Horny XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD give me your money XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD"

>>29759753
AAAAA NOOOOO MORI SOMEONE TASUKETE

>>29759886
It's like with Art*a. People here like to make memes about her, but no one watches her (or any IDs, for that matter).

>>29760516
>look at that ass

love the bird

>>29760489
songs in made up languages are 100 times easier since you just have to care about the sounds.
Yuki Kajiura made a career out of it.

>>29760540
Based

>>29760504
fine/10

>already at 150k
Once the rest of the US wakes up it'll explode even further, easily 300k after 24 hours.
Kiara can absolutely make 1mil by the end of the year.

>>29760538
Ame wanted some senpai floats, so RBC.

>>29760540
ogey

>>29760538
I'd think she's appreciate if her senpais got a lot more love.

>>29760431
>imagine blowing thousands to fund some gaijin slut to stay in Japan, getting all hyped to lose your virginity, and then she just gives you a high five and ghosts you
lmao

Alright bros it may be close to 4 in the afternoon but I am ready to crack open this cider. Reminder you have a reason to celebrate

>Kiara voicepack
>Kiara song
>Mori celebration stream

Today is a good day for HoloEN

>>29760582
man....

>>29760572
>>29760574
>>29760598
>>29760604
Alright, on it.

>>29760540
all of this is true.
but, you need to weigh it against the Untitled Goose Game stream with Subaru

>>29760538
Someobdy will make a Mori float, no guarantee there will be a robo.

>Korone got through an entire stream in English
nice

>>29760517
tiktok wisdom

>>29760594
>1mil by the end of the year.
is this really as high as kfpbros aim? oh boy

>>29760584
You will never be a woman.

>>29760584
SEAmonkey hands typed this.

>>29760558
>Well they hate each other
How so?

>”Hololive EN”
>song is mostly in Japanese
Guess the Nazca narrative was true. She seems way too attached to her JP side to have actively wanted to be in EN more than the main branch.

>>29760190
That will never happen. She will still keep streaming in ENG but Cover will not let herself mingle with EN branch outside of short collabs as per usual. Typical Jap corporate autism

>>29760540
You're not even trying with this one, you just put two copypastas together. Atleast try to improve your english aswell.

Why does Mori keep on scheduling "sub parties" in the middle of holidays?
Don't tell me she's going to do a celebration every day during Holy Week and just pretend it's "#arbitrary number subs" celebrations.
Fucking catholics, I swear to god. You can't have a celebration for everything.

>>29760540
You will never be a woman.

>>29760538
Do an Aloe one