/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>29838944
Cuddle season

Maids are olev

Please choke me onee-san!

>>29838944
>You're not getting my donuts, stop asking.

How should I break it to the princess I sorta eloped with the minotaur in the maze?

>>29839344
With a baby minotaur in your arms and cuddled up to your loving wife.

>>29839344
She had her chance, you don't need to explain anything.

>>29839284
That's fine, she just wants the frosting.

>>29838944

How do I get my succubus boss to stop parking her fat ass on my desk for 30 minutes every morning? I try to tell her I can't work with her on it but she always just pulls the "no talking until I finish my coffee" routine.

What would she be like if you fed her a temporary loli transformation potion?

>Young boy somehow becomes an undead incubus
>He gets captured by a sadistic manticore
At least he got all the time in the world to learn how to defeat his mistress, if only temporarily

>>29839440
>You're getting any frosting either, this stuff is expensive.

>>29839344
Just tell the princess you found the love of your life who just happens to be much taller than you and has more muscle in her arms than your whole body. Why should the princess be bothered?

>>29838944
>the donuts are gone
https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s

>>29839567
She would pay well for using your face as a chair for her fat succ ass

Because sunlight doesn't kill vampires in MGE, does that mean you could find a vampire with a suntan?

>>29839567
take the coffee from her and drink it to assert dominance

>>29839567
crush the still-full mug of coffee in your bare hand

>>29839988
She would have a sunburn

>>29839988
>Tanned wight and lich
It would interesting to see the contrast of their pale undead skin and a dark, pharaoh-like tan.

>>29839459
She's so fucking sexy

>Lilim whose hobby is corruption and watching what unfolds, especially watching them fuck.
>Sees a girl too shy to confess to her love? Corrupt her and watch as she ravishes her man while eating popcorn
>Mass corrupting a human town in the middle of the night then watching the town descend into orgy, watching as hordes of newly made MGs ravish men one by one. Enjoying the chaos
>She is always there, eating popcorn. Or masturbating to it.

>>29840945
I'm not falling for it. If I walk over there, a snake tail is going to trip me right into a wacky misunderstanding.

>>29840945
It's neat how you could be sitting across from a snake and she could curl her tail around to scoot your chair closer to her.

Milk a Minotaur, when your hands are ice cold, at your own risk.

>>29841365
my hands are always cold. I guess I should fondle whitehorns more.

>>29840687
>Be lilim's biggest fan
>do a ritual that summons one of her used panties
Gonna "OD" on those panties every night!

What mamono are like this?

>>29841761
kikimora

>>29841607
When riding a White Horn it's safest to hold onto her breasts

>>29841761
You seriously didn't have enough spamming this image in /a/ that you gotta put it here too

>>29841761
That's an elven auntie chastising her sister, because her sister and her husband coddled their boy, and now he's a rowdie teen who keeps raping his auntie when she's most unprepared, like bending over to clean something, or passed out drunk on the sofa.

>>29841970
I've got a theory that shitposters are caught in a time loop back in years when they were more effective.

>>29841136
A wacky misunderstanding that transforms into sex.

>>29841761
if this was a young human man talking about my daughter, my daughter would be a species known to have their first thoughts being preferably very related to sex over anything else.
She'd be a raiju, a dark elf, or a pandemonium creature with "dark" in their species name.

>>29839000
Maids are olives

>>29841655
>tfw when you sniff her panties and the DE and pussy juices that soaked into into it is potent enough to make you ahegao and start uncontrollably jizzing.
Better be careful or you are gonna get mind broken by her panties.

how's everyones mofu addiction coming along?

>>29842735
Like this

>>29842589
>Better be careful or you are gonna get mind broken by her panties.
That is kinda the plan. Gotta show her my devotion. Hopefully she notices

Bless wikifag and his indefatigable patrol for smut

Monster missionaries are very aggressive when trying to convert new members.

>>29842837
She'll notice when most of her pantie's go missing.

>>29843142
What happens then?

>>29843339
Then she turns you into her panties

>>29843142
By that time I would have already been transformed into an incubus probably. After having been fucking and sniffing her panties non-stop. She would have to save me from myself

>>29843381
Yes please. An adequate punishment. For how many years?

>>29843381
You mean like this?

>>29843430
At least she didn't need to stop you form sniffing her socks and fucking them.

Worship. Druella's. THIGHS!

>>29843648
Delete

>>29843702

>>29843702
Yes.
>She loves corruption
>enjoys holy/nun pussy
The greatest Lilim.

>>29843829
Post more Druella

Would democracy fare well in a large demon realm? Having autocratic queens, empresses, dictators, and princesses would eventually get boring and things wouldn't get any lewder.

>>29843648
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHF2GEY5pFc

>>29843663
I would probably go down that route if she didn't notice me

>>29843873
I think goblins got it figured out. Just pick the chick with the largest honkers to lead everybody.

>when your momster gets upset that you made your childhood friend alp
>cause she had her eyes on him for a while

>>29842735
It's bad, had to join Mofuholics Anonymous.

>>29843873
My headcanon take is that succubi-run demon realms are often democracies, given how succs are generally more free-spirited.

In contrast, a demon realm run by the rule driven and hierarchical demons would probably be mostly non-democratic. Probably run by a council consisting of the most powerful demon clans. Demons revere their elders a lot. For other monsters it would probably be a lot of monarchies ect. Like for the undead.

>>29843873
Democracy is shite

>>29844235
Lets not start. It is safe to say that any of the most common regime types in human history would work well if run by mamono anyway. You could argue that it would basically be no practical difference between them under the mamono. Let's end it at that.

>>29843873
Monsters seem too individualistic for democracy

>>29844235
Pharaohs are better.

>>29844418
The fuck? Why would individualism hamper democracy.

>>29844418
Plenty of democracy types that would work well in that case though. I would imagine small anarcho-communes would work very well. Which I actually assume is how most demon realms or at least mamono villages are run. It depends on the type of monsters in question I guess. Also from my understanding mamono doesn't seem to have much qualms with bowing down to much stronger and smarter mamono either. They do follow the demon lord after all.

>>29843873
I imagine MGs would do something similar to the Romans Republic.

>>29844626
>why would an individualist have a problem with a collectivist system of government that operates based on the opinion of the majority

>>29844647
Do they?

>>29844758
Democracy is much more than just the opinion of the majority though. Democracy is compatible with plenty of systems that guarantee individual liberty. In fact our best forms of democracy is reliant on the concept of rule of law and private property. The modern liberal democracy has such systems in place. To defend the minority from escessive majority power. To prevent a complete "winner takes all" scenario. I mea the basic "democracy means rule of the people" description can eaisly be interpreted as rule of ALL of the people and not just a 51% majority. Democracy is very complex. There are shitty forms of democracy and there are functional and enduring forms of democracy.

>>29843873
Democratic states are weak and would be overtaken by their more traditional neighbors, democracy's have the trouble of being indecisive and constant infighting of who should be in charge. Plus without clear heirarchies the monstergirls would be constantly at internal war for which species would be in charge. Hence the reason why they take human males to release their aggression externally rather than internally. So in short democracy wouldn't fare well in a demon realm.

I want to be hugged by a monster who forgets her own strength

>>29844758
At the same time why would an individualist support or live under a monarchy or dictatorship which has no reason empower them.

>>29845057
To add; an individualist would find it much easier for his rights and property to be defended in a modern liberal democracy, compared most, if not all other systems that have been put in practice so far. I fully agree that so calledi individualists would have a tough time in mob rule democracies, but those types of democracies are hardly relevant empirically.

>>29845327
they wouldn't
true individualists are anarchists

>>29845215
>Plus without clear heirarchies the monstergirls would be constantly at internal war for which species would be in charge.
I don't see this. Most monster girls seem pretty carefree about that kinda stuff. The monsters that do care about kingdoms and empires have that built into their bio anyway. It's their whole thing in a way, like pharaohs. It is safe to assume most demon realms don't fight eachother at all.

>>29844758
I think monster wouldn't care about the type of the government but how much power the government has.

>>29845514
In a democracy they would have to care. In an autocracy they don't have to care and are free to pursue their biological imperative without the added concern of politics.

>>29845697
worst soup ever

Fully mamono mana powered luxury space lilim monarchy!

>>29845749
What, you don't want a big bowl of still-wrapped candies and lollipop sticks?

>>29845492
Why does the masterless dog still perform tricks?

The dragon queen homebrews wine

>>29845819
and melted icecream

>>29845749
Are blini more to your taste?

>>29845958
she better not be trying to use a spoon for that

>>29845958
>>29845697
if this is the kind of cuisine that they offer then wonderland is hell

>>29845958
I prefer tea that turns me into a shota.

>>29846075
>walking home one night
>suddenly there's a sharp pain at the back of your skull, followed by unconsciousness
>wake up at a tea table in wonderland with your legs tied to a chair
>Cheshire cat sitting across the table from you
>all she says is "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as she slides a massive stack of pancakes over to you

>>29845818
Lilim theocracy!

>>29846075
It's hell and heaven at the same time.

>>29846523
>Hey! Its my party healer, she looks pretty different today.

>>29846299
cat is the worst

>>29845958
Those are pancakes
Real blinchik is crepes with beef inside

i'm gonna go to the cat kingdom and love all the cats in honor of the 5 dead ones

Please respond

>>29847300
To what?

>>29847300
yeah

>>29845958
That cat is gonna get fat.

>>29845958
Those are some fat pancakes.

>>29847834
Not with excise.
Its called fucking you.

>>29847876
shhh, mofu is asleep

>>29848001
>exercise

>>29848001
She can do that.
I also have to run and lift.

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, snug a loli fox.
Do it now to stay warm.

>>29849280
I might snug even two

>>29842998
I’m sure their religion is all well and good, but I’m more interested in Denouncing Venice or maybe Yoloism. Those Boat Mormons have had it too good for too long.

>>29849352
Good man.
Fox twins/sisters make great snugging partners.

>>29842998
That's a determined fish.

If monsters are so great, why don't they come and save us from Earth, hm?

>>29849769
A lot of reasons, but I'm too tired to write them all out. Ask again in ~12 hours.

It's Yeti season!

>>29849769
Because they're fictional and cringe. Life would be objectively worse if they did exist anyways, no matter what the rape fetishists want you to believe.

>>29850487
yeti season... it's finally here...

>>29850487
It's always Yeti season.

>>29850264
big tiddy shog gunna get fucked in the back of her head.

>>29851006
Doe, a deer, a female deer~

>>29849940
Why is her staff a Dyson fan?

>>29851725
I can't use the chair while she's in it.

>>29851725
Would never an elf, their personalities are too disgusting.

>>29851725
Use what?

>>29849280
I'd rather snug an adult fox. The large tail and big breasts provide better warmth.

>>29842735
One big tail > nine tails

>>29851725
I'm a bit insulted by this image. If I need handle bars I'm using her hair. Why doesn't she have twin tails?

>"you're going to drink the milk, and you're gonna like it!"
https://twitter.com/cutesexyrobutts/status/1332460518062379010

I want a monster that can make me scream with the wildest orgasm that only a warrior can make her man experience.

>>29852074
Touch the cow. Do it now.

Monstergirls are gay. Remember that one folks.

>>29852683
What of it?

>>29851725
I switch her chair with a more comfortable chair. She shouldn't ruin her back with bad posture.

>>29852763
Im gunna fuck this faggot so hard shes will end up pregnant when im done.

Gotta keep your strength up

>>29853202
Are you not famished? Are you not famished? Is this not why you are here?

>>29851725
Elves really are hopeless.

I really wanna become sandworm food

>>29853613
What do sandworms eat anyway? Not any large game in the desert, or anything else really. How does she get enough food/water for her large body? No way a bit of semen can fuel her.

>>29851739
Fun with bun

>>29853819
sandworms could only be remotely feasible as whale-like filter feeders

>>29853819
They eat the spice. They then poop out a digested form that humans can use to extend life and expand consciousness.
>>29853890
Yes, they are filter-feeders.

>>29853819
>No way a bit of semen can fuel her.
No, it takes a lot of semen. Prepare yourself.

>>29853613
>tfw no monstergirl gf to say you're her favorite meal

>>29853819
There're quite a few large desert animals actually: camels, pronghorn, etc. I doubt they feed too much as they probably just idle underground in a semi-hibernation state until they're ready to prey on animal or a potential husband. That likely changes when they obtain a husband as their lifestyle will become more active and thus need more food for a time being before husband becomes incubized. Fluid can be obtained from animals. They probably don't urinate at all as they'd need to be efficient with fluids in such an arid climate. Semen alone can sustain a sandworm or any monster girl once incubization has been completed.

>>29852763
I mean, have you seen where the giant laser is during her first boss fight?

>be thief
>managed to get into druella's castle
>took a lot of bribery and trickery but I'm in
>notice little to no guards here
>oh well
>start ransacking the place
>soon pockets and bag are full but you want to check one more room
>inside is a sleeping druella
>a naked sleeping druella
>thismanaismakingmequestionmyloyaltytorome.jpg
>drop everything and climb on top of her prone bone style
>basically go to town on her
>after a few loads, finally satiate yourself
>mostly
>go to pull out when suddenly her tail wraps around your waist and tugs you back in
> DRAINED END

>>29854587
>Druella will never use you as a body pillow

MG XCOM

Reminder that Gazer is super cute and knows all your fetishes and weakpoints.

>>29854921
You'd think a 99% hit rare wouldn't miss three times in a row but it do

>>29854587
Getting utterly drained by a lilim must be on another level.

>>29840541
You mean the tan lines?

It's Christmas time now.

>>29855070
>five years ago
What the fuck

>>29855015
Fuck, how did I not notice the heart pupils before?

>>29855010
She can even tell whether or not you are enjoying something she's doing, even if you are too shy to speak truthfully on your own.

>>29855070
A legend was born

>>29855070
Where is KDF these days?

>>29855198
He walks here and there they say

>>29855237
Like a rubber phantom

>>29855358
When the blowing of the wind quiets down, one may hear the family's squeaky outings

can anyone recommend me some good fics that is anti-monster or at the very least neutral towards them?

Don't reply to bait

>>29855736
Oh my word, yes.

>>29855726
KC's official entries are pretty neutral

>>29855736
I wanna make-out with Bapho-chan.

How do I tell the difference between proper shrine maid foxes and bandit foxes pretending to be one?

>>29855895
Ask her to bless your child

>>29855726
Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency
Lanternon2's paladin story (just google Lanternon2, it's a pastebin)
Fallout: Stranded
The Good Hunter
Death Korps Quest
A Hunter's New Home
The Knight
Bye Bye Love
Monster Girls Encyclopedia: New Frontier
Monsters and Miracles
The Karcist and the Lord

Mamono die and suffer in these stories, so they have my seal of approval.

Whenever you feel bad about indulging in silly fantasies with fictional sexy demiwomen, remember that you still aren't wasting copious amounts of time and energy to write revanchist porn to get at fictional sexy demiwomen. In other words, at least you're not the author of any of this >>29855971 shit.

>>29855971
>Edgy retard likes the DKoK
every time, EVERY time

>>29855971
Curious that they use MGE as part of the narrative, but that is some interesting grimdark anon. They're entertaining, and some of it well written, but comes off as goofy most of the time.

Tits bapho

>>29856731
>>29856812
Don't shit on quality bros. The authors of these stories saw a demand and fulfilled it. These are undoubtedly the best MGE fics there are, almost everything else is lewd comfyshit that nobody except cringe rape fetishists enjoy.

>>29856871
Stop giving this faggot (yous)s.

If Cheshire cats can teleport does that mean they are some kind of eldritch creatures like Shogs?

Are all monster girls human sized? I know the sand worm is really big but what about microscopic species. Do they exist?

How about YOU heal the monsters horrible past?

>>29857162
Fairy is smol but not that smol

>>29857162
> microscopic species. Do they exist?
No need to make fun of the sabbath anon

>>29855895
Honestly, I could see myself and my fellow villagers worshipping the local bandit foxes.

>>29857162
Fairies aka living onaholes are the smallest in MGE canon.

>>29856731
Hey, I for one like Fallout: Stranded. The MC is neutral towards mamono but isn't a fan of the rapey Monster Lord's armies.

>>29857316
Don't bother anon. Anything that isn't happy utopia of sex and love is edgy to them.
>>29857162
Almost all of them are human size, give or take a few feet. Only exceptions are fairies, draconic monsters in their draconic forms, and sandworms, I think.

>>29857364
Meh, just felt like I had to say it. Though the whole "Mamono die and suffer in these stories, so they have my seal of approval." IS pretty edgy desu, I just personally liked that one. Never read any of the others, though.

>>29857201
I want to genocide monsters, not heal them. Whether or not they got their ass beat as a child is of no concern to me.

Gold dragon best dragon

>>29857201
I will try my best but I don't know how much I can help.

Speaking of stories, I want more Selene.

>>29857550
PLATINUM Dragon best dragon. Especially Bahamut.

>>29857550
Vaal looks depressed

>>29857424
I recommend that you read some of them, they're pretty good. Except Karcist and the Lord that's just pure edge. Only included it because it's got genocide.

Getting preyed on by a predatory fox

>>29858028
Is there more of that? I have only seen that one page posted before.

Peacock cool

Stop trying to eat the bug girls, they are NOT snacks!

>>29858620
But I can eat their old shells when they molt, right?

>>29858640
They're kinda bug and kinda snack.

What kind of stories do you want to see more of? Since saccharine and bitter seem to be disliked.

>>29856894
Single next door neighbor bapho needing a good dicking.

>>29858783
Lovey dovey ones and lewd ones. Also MGE but with warhammer monsters as the monster girl. Stories still lovey dovey though.

Remember that the bigger the shrine fox tits are, the more trustworthy she is.
And the bigger her "donation" from you needs to be.

>>29858783
Bittersweet, maybe. Mixed Mamono/Human squad in combat (I say mixed but it's literally just one human and they try and keep him out of the fighting), human gets crippled in combat, loses limb(s), Mamono squadmates deal with their human getting injured under their watch, and also help him with coping with his injury.

>>29858783
I prefer action with a happy ending, stuff like magnus's ushi story and so on
my real wish is to write my own stuff better

>>29858783
I wouldn't read those all the time, but it's nice to see something comedic from time to time. I must commend a person who can write something that's both funny and unironically arousing.

>>29843873
No, democracy doesn't fare well anywhere.

Being a single dad in MGC must be one hell of an experience.
What would be worst, the Thirsty CC monster girls or all the lolis trying to get you?

>>29860174
>daughteru brings friends home
>they all want a piece of you
>CCs in the neighborhood keeping dropping in to check in on you and give you pies

I want to be voraciously milked by tentacles.

>>29860174
CC hands down. Lolis are easy to ignore, but a single CC with the right attitude could make my knees jelly.

>>29860494
>Lolis are easy to ignore
Quote from man gangcunnied

Being buried underneath a beeg holstaur while she sleeps.

>>29860550
No.

>>29858783
monster girls getting raped

I got things
Many things
Things to make you smile, things worth your wile
Things that could make your hair blue, things to make dreams come true
I got things

>>29860174
Oh please, your daughteru has already marked you as her territory and she is gonna get your booty even if she has to wait.

>>29858783
I need CONFLICT. DRAMA. ACTION.

>>29860750
Everyone who isn't an idiot knows not to buy anything from a monster, especially a danuki. Who knows what type of retard enchantments they put on their stuff?

>>29858783
Bratty spiders.

>>29860750
Not gonna lie, a traveling merchant singing songs would grab my attention at least

>>29860750
Needful things?

>>29860637
Yeah, that's what he said before being gangcunnied.

man I sure do love being a single male going down to my local gas station at 3AM in the morning by myself with no one around me

My cat is fucking howling again /mgt/.

>>29861551
No.

>>29861638
I drank two white russians already.

>>29861684
Based as fuck

>>29861638
I hope this person following me isn't going to do anything bad.

>>29850487
>Yeti neighbor makes a surprise visit during an intense, howling blizzard
>she walked over to your cabin to bring you some hot food and warm you up

>>29861753
You'll be fine. Surely you remembered to bring your pepper spray with you.

>>29851846
> One big tail > nine tails

You may be better served in the alternative canid market.

>>29861914
That face I make when a woman hits me with dollar store pepper spray.

>>29854618
>>29855030
>trapped in her full body hug with her mindbreak raping you mentally
Yes please

>>29862736
>rape
Disgusting.

>>29855971
God, crossovers that don't outright take a side in the invaded setting, but instead do the "heh lets show both sides how we run shit" is just as fucking cringy. I checked out a couple of them and they are so fucking bad.

>>29862820
I mean it is technically not rape if I am willing. I am just at her mercy that's all.

>>29862834
>take a side
Both sides are shit though, why would you want to do that?

>>29855971
I will drink my own piss if there is a Foundation Series + Monster Girl Encyclopedia crossover

>>29860494
>Lolis are easy to ignore
You won't find it so easy when faced with young monstergirls that behave lovably and instinctually know how to appeal to both your heart and dick.

>>29860494
Like a sultry CC bombshell demon going all in on seducing you? She'll be a great mom

>>29862942
I don't. I am saying it is just as cringeworthy. It's the pick when you are trying too hard to be interesting and neutral.

>>29862958
Foundation? Do you mean SCP? Because if so Karcist and the Lord, plus SCP: Stranded are both SCP + MGE crossovers. SCP: Stranded has been abandoned though

This is the future you chose.

>>29863167
If it's a future of monster girl genocide I'll gladly accept it.

>>29863080
I meant the Foundation Series by Isaac Azimov which is one of the great classics of science fiction, in fact some of the stuff you see in 40k like tech priests, a galaxy dominated by feudalism and the idea of a long gone golden age of technology were all original concepts by Isaac Azimov

>>29862981
I can guarantee you I will. The only way for her to appeal to my dick is for her to grow up. She can appeal to my heart all she likes, I'll never see her as anything more than a cute little girl dressed inappropriately, and I don't get turned on by cute little girls, regardless of their state of dress.

>>29862983
Oh yeah, the kind of woman that won't take no for an answer and she knows you need a break from being responsible. She teases you because she loves to see you react, she's fully aware you're not going to start anything so she just works you up and gets you going until you can tuck your little one into bed, and then sweaty OL CC demon forced sex time.

>>29863248
>expecting somebody who unironically likes cringy edgelord settings recognize actual good literature.

>>29863072
What? Not choosing a side and doing your own thing is cringeworthy, but picking a side is also cringeworthy?

>>29863306
It of course depends on how you do it, but yes.

How do I dodge the cringe with MGs?

>>29863439
Genocide them, dodging it is only a temporary solution. You have to seal with the source of the problem.

>>29863263
That's one hell of a demon. Very nice. Though I feel like you are going to oversleep the first time after such a sweaty demon sex session

I want a gazer to beat me senseless.

>>29863490
You should probably become an incubus first. Then you can take on any sadistic girl

>>29863263
>I don't get turned on by cute little girls
Don't worry, the demonic energy will ensure that you will.

>>29862981
Fat bottomed Wisps... my one weakness

>>29863439
You just have comfy cute sex with them, and go about your life with a banging hot waifu, practicing and excelling at your craft, whatever that may be as well as raising a big and happy family.

>>29863544
No.

>>29863609
Deny it all you want, the cunny is inevitable. They'll blast you with nymphomancy and you'll be begging for it.

>>29863526
I just want to be hit with disintegrate for 10d6+40.

>>29863647
No.

>>29863660
She'll praise you for being such a good target practice and test subject! Unless you did something to her to deserve it that is

Let them in.

>>29863679
They will use your daughter to lure you out and then pounce on you.

>>29863732
Where's this one hiding?

>>29863732
Why? They probably don't want to anyway.

Pro-Tip: Don't respond to the dumbass.
Looks like he's being a shit in both threads.

>>29863833
There's another thread?

>the /tg/ mongoloid butthurt about their own monstergirl threads is still shitposting here
Come to terms with your own autism on your own board faggot

Reminder aquatic based girls are extraordinarily underrated.

>>29862834
Damn straight anon. They should team up with the Order to rid the world of monsters once and for all, then overthrow the gods and live in blissful human-elf harmony. RIP dwarves you will be avenged

>>29864023
Agreed

>>29863833
>>29863867
I just wish we had thread IDs on every board so we could just filter these retards and be done with it.

>>29863760
They are but mere children. And if they aren't, then I politely ask them to act like the responsible adults they are, and stop pretending to be children, even if they look childlike, and to kindly leave my daughter alone to grow up alongside her peers. Worst case scenario, I move with my new CC demon wife to a town without sabath presence.

What are the advantages of choosing a slime maid over a Shoggoth?

>>29864201
Any amount of eyes over two is heresy.

>>29864201
you take less sanity damage

>>29864144
The sabbath is very irritating to deal with but there is no need to move out, just ask your new arch demon wife to take care of them.

>>29864201
Less chances of going insane, and in the case of a Nuruenago, she's more your loving housewife than 'furniture'.

>>29864201
I fantasize daily about my slime bubble maid cleaning me and my house.

>>29864235
>>29864287
That's nonsense. Once you gain the "Mastah" perk, you become immune to shoggy's sanity drain.

>>29864272
I don't mind. With Coomvid going around the new waifu's been working from home more ofte, and her productivity's even gone up, though no doubt that's from regular quickies keeping her topped up.

If she only has to commute infrequently, we can think about moving further away from the big cities, that's where most Sabath are, and to be honest for the sake of my daughteru I'd rather her grow up in a safe environment that doesn't have predatory women trying to poison her mind and pervert her development.

>>29864351
And I fantasize daily about slaughtering mamono by the millions.

>>29864381
That's like saying once you completely run out of stamina you're immune to becoming more tired. I guess it's technically true, but...

>>29864543
Nothing can kill you if you're already dead. Can any drawfags lurking do a quick sketch of a smug wurm tapping her head like she knows something?

>>29864438
What with?

>>29864201
I've always wondered, can you appreciate true hizamakura with a slime? This is critically important.

>>29864625
We need more smug wurms in general

>>29864666
Yes satan, slimes have control over their density and surface tension.

>>29864643
Chaingun. BFG 9000. A Singing Machine. Anything that can kill them quickly, efficiently, or gruesomely.

>>29855010
can she do all the work during sex?

>>29855881
I want a bapho to make me touch her and other lolis

>>29864822
>Basic bitch imagination
Shouldn't have wasted my breath.

>>29857201
i want to inseminate a monster I impregnated even more. Pregnant sex looks fun.

>>29864878
Speaking from experience pregnant sex is actually pretty invigorating. While the fetus does fuck with a lady's hormones as they normally do, women are 100% more horny when pregnant. It's always fun when they're lactating, too.

Breast milk kinda sucks to taste though

>>29864666
Ever heard of a water bed?

>>29855881
Loli doesn't rhyme with slowly.

Would you trust your wife to dress you / create a wardrobe for you?

>>29864965
Yes.

Hello guys, been out since august. Anything new?

>>29864856
How would you massacre them then?

>>29864983
Nope. Just a new mg.

>>29864023
I like Merrows

>>29864784
Lich-sama is cool!

>>29864951
Loli is pronounced low-lee

>>29855070
Manticores and hellhounds are a lot less scary when they're wearing a ball gag.
They'll still utterly destroy your pelvis if you don't further restrain them.

>>29865224
Lol-eee

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oAr4t5kK40

>>29865032
By repeatedly inserting my penis inside the vagina of my wife. That'll teach them.
>>29865224
It's actually pronounced ro-ri

Suddenly Xenos

>>29858783
Monster girls getting subdued and dominated, or lewd damsel-in-distress scenarios.

>>29865314
Anon, that is no fun and no one will die from that. Don't you want to genocide them? For them to die in fear, agony, confusion, and despair? For them to realize that the sexual allure they are so proud of is useless in the face of your cruel wrath? To rain fire and brimstone upon them, to tear down their so called "utopia"?

>>29865257
>Using a bound powerful mamono or a sealed ancient evil mamono to satisfy your own sexual urges whenever you please, until she finally breaks free
or
>Captured by a haughty sorceress for her own use, until you break free and use her as an onahole for your incubus dick, turning her into a dark mage in the process
Both are great

>>29863263
>she knows you need a break from being responsible
>teases you because she loves to see you react
>works you up and gets you going
What a coincidence, this is what I expect from a loli Demon too.

She knows when you need to have fun, teases you until you're worked up enough to get lewd and dominant, and the fun is sex with a monster girlfriend a third of your age and teaching her fat blue butt lessons she's eager to recieve.

>>29840687
>masturbating to popcorn
>I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

>>29865647
>that is no fun and no one will die from that
They could, you don't know that. I mean, when you think about it, the more I cum inside her, even if she gets pregnant a few times, that's still millions of potential people I've genocided by proxy.

>>29865782
>What a coincidence, this is what I expect from a loli Demon too.
The difference is, a CC demon knows I find her sexually arousing. The loli would presumably sense that I didn't.
>you're worked up enough to get lewd and dominant
not what I said
> fun is sex with a monster girlfriend a third of your age and teaching her fat blue butt lessons she's eager to recieve.
I don't find that fun and I'm not overly motivated to "teach lessons"

>>29865500
I prefer being the one rescued
>go to vampire mother-in-law's house for dinner
>she asks where my wife is
>tell her she's just getting some stuff from the car
>vampire mom looks suspicious, but goes back to making food
>after a minute or two she checks on me in the living room
>I'm in the process of binding my legs with a section of rope
>vampire starts with a "OH FOR FUCK'S SA-" before the front door is kicked in
>dhampir wife demands that she releases me and tries to begin her dramatic speech
>"WHY CAN'T WE EVER JUST HAVE A NORMAL MEAL"

Don't mind Gazer. She's just laughing at your arguing.

>>29865224
>>29865258
Runya poster has it correct.
It's derived from "Lolita", which is pronounced low-lee-tah.

>>29866100
Laa-lee-taa

>>29866100
No, it's derived from ロリコン, which involves a transliteration of "lolita" but is undeniably pronounced differently.

>>29866100
Lolita is pronounced loh-lee-tah. Not "low" you drawling tard

>>29866100
Lol-eee-tah

>>29866100
lawl-eeta

>>29858273
Look for it on danbooru, you can find the full thing there.

>>29865500
I would like being the person subdued instead.
>Wake up with a strangers on top of me
>Try and scream but a it get muffled by boobs
>Fall unconscious because of that
>Kunoichi has to tell everyone how she subdue me

>>29866052
>>29866442
But just imagine how cute she would look at your mercy or in need of your help.

>>29866442
I'm conflicted between having a kitsune wife and a kunoichi wife

So for a really dumb question, what monster waifu would a druid have? Other than Dryad.

>>29866778
Ogre I guess. They're all equally shit though, except for Automatons which are based.

>>29864666
checked

>>29866778
White horn
Elves
Alraune/Lilauraune
Beastkin

>>29866442
>she introduces you to her clan
>the younger members are all asking for the details of how she took her target to take notes
>she starts trying to worm around it with saying things like "well, it was an unconventional approach" and "I had to improvise and adapt advanced techniques to an evolving situation"
>you just cut her off and just say "I woke up early so she grabbed me and I got smothered by her boobs accidentally"

>>29866896
>Be old druid, guardian of a sacred forest
>Whole forest is also your harem

>>29867011
almost as based as being a necromancer

>>29865963
>not what I said
The same species of monster can have different prefferred seduction methods depending on age or individual, anon.
>I'm not overly motivated to "teach lessons"
Don't take it too literally, you'd be "teaching" her a "lesson" in the meaning she teasingly asks about.

>>29867011
Treebeard go and stay go. Isengard still killed your waifus.

>>29866778
Cursed Sword scissors variant that's seen better days

Gazer Goo Latex Clothes for you

>>29857162
>Contract what you think is a disease
>Cock is discolored,erect from continuous stimulation, and can't stop ejaculating
>Go to the clinic
>Turns out it's a colony of bacteria monster girls

>>29866778
I'm a botanist and want an alraune.

>>29867111
>The same species of monster can have different prefferred seduction methods depending on age or individual, anon.
Irrelevant.
>Don't take it too literally, you'd be "teaching" her a "lesson" in the meaning she teasingly asks about.
No.

>>29867174
So, Shiromori.

>>29866442
>I would like being the person subdued instead.
Same here.
>Be a really strong paladin guarding a small town
>Demon general doesn't want you to foil her plans, so she sends a small squad to deal with you before the day of the raid
>Get captured and locked up until the raid is over
>General rewards your good behavior by letting you marry the two monsters that guarded your cell

>>29866902
>I can cuddle a man and make him cum in 2 seconds
>Not even a Bogey could do that

>>29867465
Is that a challenge?

>>29867465
I interpreted the photo as her winning a game of RPS with scissors, and she's smug because she gets to be big spoon tonight.

angel mofu

>>29867543
Also acceptable

>>29867127
>Tsundere exile elf ranger riding your dick while a alraune is feeding you nectar from her breasts
Living the good life in the grove as an incubus druid.

am i allowed to post this

>>29867463
I'll summon a succubus just to worship her butt!

>>29867624
how big is that mystery box, could it be holding a sandworm inside?

>>29866778
Another druid, preferably elven.

Why has no ones picked up the shapeshifting druid girl idea I infrequently post about? I think it's an amazing idea.
>Shapeshift into a flexible lithe cat girl, an athletic wolfgirl, and strongfat beargirl, a fat bottomed harpy, a mermaid

>>29867624

>>29867669
possibly

>>29867739
hell yeah

>Go out lifting
>Go home and get a quick run in.
>Step in the door and are greeted by a 'my lord' as a massive, knightly ochi is standing at attention while a kiki is sweeping behind her.
Remember to lock your doors.

>>29867824
That's a good combo. You'll be in great care

>>29867824
>He got an ochi and kiki by leaving his door unlocked
Lucky. When I did it, all I got was a H'orc and her gang raiding my fridge and playing my vidya.

>>29867893
Anon, its a small house.
The ochi is quite tall and the kiki....doorways weren't meant for her hips.

>>29867897
All depends on what part of town you live in.

>>29867868
Why do you keep posting this?

Is this allowed?

Which artist would you wish would did mg stuff?
Which artist would you prefer would never do mg stuff?

>>29867926
Those two mamono can live very spartan. They will be fine. Though those wide hips might indicate there will be a lot more people living in the house in the future. Kiki and Ochi will help you get a bigger house though

>>29867940
Actual, genuine autism.
Same as for >>29865134 >>29847876 >>29847234
They post it because the repetition/"ritual" makes them feel comfortable, as is typical with autistic people.

>Taking your hellhound to church

>>29868154
I'm sure the church of the fallen goddess would be more than welcoming to her.
I do like the idea of monster girls just being a part of the fallen goddess religion and acting like it's just a everyday thing. And also making you fuck them during the weekly ceremonies.

>>29868323
No, no, no. I mean a real life church

>>29858946
How do I get my shrine maiden to stop referring to her pussy as her "donation box"?

>>29868344
The satanic church is pretty cool.

>>29868376
Fuck her silly and claim her womb. Turn that shrine maiden into a broodmother. That will shut her up.

Do Shoggoth put in the effort to cook their slime food, or do they just create the finished product?

>>29868466
Yes and yes

>>29868466
They try to be as authentic as possible. Also they like to learn new things

>>29868439
Shrine maidens are greedy. If you do that, she'll shrivel you up.

>>29867187
Gazer in a latex bodysuit made of her goo
Gazer hypnotising random monsters to serve the two of you, also wearing Gazer goo bodysuits

Touch the cow.

>>29868637
These golddigger priestesses. I'll would get enough potions so I could keep going until she is begging for mercy

>>29868063
Chibi foxes are vehemently based tho

How do I choose between two favourite species if I love them both equally?

>>29868958
So change them up instead of posting the exact same ones every thread for weeks on end.