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>early
kek
fuck you and your dead grandmother nigger
BT WAS CUTER THAN USUAL
is this the one?
HNNNNNNG
Why was there a transparent dick on screen?
MY HARD WORKING WIFE AMELIA WATSON IS TRYING HER BEST
How do we increase upload speeds, lads?
>three threads upThe 2hus...
Fuck...
the 2hus...
>Open Ame stream>See condom on her face>??????
BT is looking cuter than usual today! Say something nice to him!
THE 2HUS
>>29930354Are you sure? I saw the thread get archived.
S-Sugoi nandayo...
MIC OUT DICK OUT
Ame is MUCH cuter than usual today
when holostars EN inevitably happens, how hard will ame lust over the hot anime boys
>>29930350How do I get perfect teeth like Ame?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE 2HUS
>>29930356Uhh, condomates?
B-b-b-bros... the 2hus....
>>29930357Seriously what the fuck, why would you bring this up during that moment. It's fucking retarded
the 2hus anons...
In spite of all the issues that have cropped up, she's still managing to secure this week as her best yet.
>>29930372B-BOOBA..
>>29930357Why are you like this?
heres a rrathttps://twitter.com/kirihimeria/status/1333119129520381952
>>29930256I use one but it's limited to 100mbps. It works fine 95% of the time and it only slows down if something high powered runs along the circuit.
AAAAAAHHHHHH SOMEONE STOP ME I DON'T WANNA SIMP
>ame training herself to say teamates instead of chatthis is real improvement, truly ame cares and wants to go beyond a mere twitchbitch
Guys, think of the fucking 2whos...
>>29930357Jesus Christ, just thank the chuuba for helping you through hard times or something.
>>29930357I thought this shit was contained to Kiara
RATE YOUR CURRENT ERECTION
>>29930357AND ALSO SAVE THE ANIMALS
fucking ruthless, teamates
>>29930357This. What the fuck is this nigger thinking? I just want to rub my dick.
>An EN is actually doing ASMRI changed my mind teamates, she's actually based as fuck
Im sorry for 2hus, but the Mima thread didnt die!
>filtered by dark soulskek
>>29930377BT is a whore and let his oshi die
>>29930362It was goomilia.
My heart
>>29930386Wanting to see them make out with each other is different from lusting over them.
Booba shut the fuck up please
YOU SICK FUCKS THINK OF THE CLOWNPIECE THREAD
2hu die, thank you forever
>>29930386Contractually obligated not to. As a holostar EN you'd be forbidden from even mentioning their name.
>>29930357Is she ignoring these emotional losers yet?
It feels so fucking goodffffffffuck
>>29930357https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5RZ8k6iQik
>>29930372why is bubba trolling me?where is my window?
>>29930374>>299303732humind
>>29930356Gura's cunny juice
>>29930399Why do YOU think anyone wants to know about your dead granny during a stream?
I appreciate how overcompensating Amelia is right now after this shitshow of a stream
Why do you guys never spare a thought for the 2hus, you monsters
>>29930403>buying membership is simpingThat word has been diluted
>>29930403Show us your card, that way you really have to stop.
>>29930403Do it.
When is Ame ever going to use her time travel powers?
Remember when you said she couldn't possibly get any cuter?
>>29930246>Gura seems to be able to collab with anyone in HoloEN at the momentInteresting observation since people also say the same thing about Kiara's collab abilities. I wonder how they're going to play off each other.
>>29930403do it
>2amFuck.....I don't want to miss my boy
>>29930224It still fucks me up how that went, what the fuck, chumbuds?I thought it was all in good fun, but Ina started really bawling for a bit while Gura started bragging that Ame was only chatting in her chat, and then when Ina got too loud, Gura slapped Ina in front of Ame.
WTF BROS YOU GUYS SAID AME DOESN'T SC BAITING.
KILL THEM ALL, KILL ALL THE 2HUS
>delete thread because it's "early">accidentally cause the death of 2husthat's gotta sting
I love her...
>>29930357https://streamable.com/dtr0t8
>>29930369Who am I sending it to?
>top mobile ad is a VShojo ad>bottom mobile ad is the Oogey bleeding rectum rabbitI honestly can't tell which is the bigger shitpost between the two.
Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Taking Ame to bed!Disappointing Ame sexually!Failing to give Ame the living standards she wants!Disappointing Ame emotionally!Getting abused by Ame physically!Having to explain the bruises Ame gave me to my co-workers!Dealing with a failing marriage with Ame!No children with Ame!Screaming matches with Ame!All the appliances in the houses broken because of Ame!I love Ame!
God, Ame is the best
Please someone put “Things will get better teamates, I promise you this” onto catbox, I need to listen to it every day from now on.
I hope I wake up in time
>I promise you this, teammates>Things will get better
>>299303812hu...
>>29930403Then don't. What kind of dumb faggot is ruled by emotion?
>>29930403u know u want to
>>29930356>Goomilia was over 2 months ago
This is just pretty funny. There's a huge disconnect between her whispering voice and the bullshit she spouts out... specially that Dark souls segment.
>>29930420I still miss her
>>29930450when ame does it its based, and i say this unironically
>Your oshi>Who you think your oshi's favorite 2hu would beIf you don't know any 2hus, you need to leave.
>>29930440Coming from the onlyfans context, wouldn't memberships be the original simps and superchats be the new shit?
>>29930403If you won't do it, I'll do it. Just give me your numbers.
>>29930436https://vocaroo.com/14F34LskD8LC
>>29930403its only 5 dollars bro do it
>>29930357
I like this chicken!
>>29930431kek actually based thot
>>29930269Ear cleaning ASMR never sounded like ear cleaning to me. I am a savage that jams qtips into my massive ear holes and it never sounded nearly like that.
>>29930357he needs some of ina's wisdom insteadhttps://streamable.com/dtr0t8
>>29930425But she's right here >>29930439
>>29930403I can see your credit card number anon.
>>29930439one free 2hu genocide etc etc.
>>29930403Do it, faget
>>29930386She'll doxx them
>>29930420I miss Slimelia...
>>29930403Membership isn't simping.
>>29930476I mean Kiara already talked about hers
>>29930357I thought Kiara's chat was the containment for these weirdos. Now I have to hear this shit during Ame's streams too? Please don't let this be the start of a new trend...
>>29930388Conventional orthodontia if you don't mind your teeth potentially falling out at 55Look up mewing if you want to trust one trained guy that the entire dental establishment thinks is nuts
>>29930450this is makeup sex after a scuffed stream pureazu aandastando
>>29930484wtf is this real
>falling asleep with Ame as a bonding experience
>>29930357i really hope she skips that fag
>when I play Dark Souls ... it pisses me offit's just the controller. the controller is very laggy in that game.there's also an online component that introduces microglitches. You probably can't tell because you're not very attentive and I can tell and every time the game has to load more of those "thrust ahead" signs there's a 5ms delay and it throws off my aim.oh I'm playing this on a console. I'm playing it on a switch and the capture card is introducing a lot of input lag. I could beat this boss easily in handheld.please play Dark Souls. Getting angry this cutely isn't a problem at all.
>>29930403It's only simping if you expect her to show you affection for your money/attention, that word doesn't even mean anything anymore
>>29930477I dunno I just view simping as giving large sums of money to a girl, not paying 5 bucks a month for member streams
>>29930462Loving Ame!Marrying Ame!Taking Ame to bed!Pleasing Ame sexually!Providing Ame the living standards she wants!Satisfying Ame emotionally!Getting closer to Ame physically!Having to explain the lunches Ame gave me to my co-workers!Having a rewarding marriage with Ame!Nine children with Ame!Playing video games with Ame!All facets of my life filled with happiness because of Ame!I love Ame!
>>29930476>Gura>Cirno
God please stardew valley would be so kino
Just a reminder that Mori wants you to play this masterpiece again.
>>29930357lol
Twitch btfo'd
based Ame, FUCK that meme
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1333217694972186626HAACHAMA??????
>ame not doin the shitchamp memeholy fuck thank god
>>29930499That would be Membershrimp, right?
>>29930437No one does, but damn man your reaction is overblown as hell. Just relax a little ya?
>trump, thank you.
>>29930357>five bucks for emotional support from a anime girl on the internet who is basically a stranger to youFucking normalfags, I swear...
>I'm not going to give it to youPlease... I need this...
>You guys are really desperate for this pogchamp line>I'm not going to give it to youshe knows what she's doing
pogchamp beggers btfo'd
>>29930403assuming you're not baiting, wait an hour after stream ends and see if you feel the sameodds are you won't, you fickle retard
Interesting
>>29930403Thats not simping you retard. Thats called paying for content
http://poal.me/cbd2g4http://poal.me/cbd2g4http://poal.me/cbd2g4http://poal.me/cbd2g4
>>29930520Would it though? I actually think she's correct there.
>you sound really desperate for that>I'm not gonna give it to you
>>29930386If i get into HolostarsEN I will do a stream where I read homosexual fanfiction of myself and my fellow stars sent into me. If I ask Ame to guest star and rate each story after I read them do you think she would want to collab?
>>29930530are you new to 4chan? be honest
Baaakaas
>>29930524>100% dislike rateouch
> Pogchamp line againWhy the fuck do I keep on seeing people mention this shit everywhere? Wtf is it?
>>29930516Based
>>29930499
>You guys are baaaakaaaassss
PLEASE GET HER THE ASMR MIC THAT POLKA HASI WILL DIE OF HAPPINESS
>>29930525>>29930526>>29930537tree rat...
>>29930403Membership is not simping dayoThat's like saying buying a Twitch sub is simping, when simping would really be buying a superchat
>>29930535>gooseposters are POGniggers
Sup teamates
>>29930431Holy fuck lmao
>>29930507https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eONtW19l3O0
>>29930413
>Have to choose between Superliminal + Super Sunday or Unarchived Karaoke 2 Electric BoogalooI fucking hate that I love this bitch and have to make this choice. Or do I just ignore this whole sleep bullshit?
>>29930559Some dumb twitter meme I think
>>29930521I only ever watched the SBFP lets play
>>29930527Is this your first time paying attention to Haachama?
>>29930499Based Gura keeping people from diluting what words actually mean.
>>29930413>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Qt64qpHHwGDQs always manage to have these extremely awkward contrasts between people cheering for the game while the announcer is reading about somebody's family dying of cancer
>>29930540Moona is a psycho.
>>29930559Really retarded meme. You can find a video or a hundred of it on youtube or twitter.
>>29930524KEK
>>29930419Lastimosa fucked it up. Some master pilot he turned out to be.
>>29930527>https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1333217694972186626I WANT TO IMPREGNATE THAT YOUNG ADULT
>>29930567Based! We'd be able to connect more with our takobros
>>29930487I started being more careful with mine and Im enjoying itAlso a japanese earpick is quite different from cotton swabs
>>29930521I have atleast like 4-5 times
>>29930543For me Gurame is at its best when stuff is really slow and they can just talk about random shit. If they can make sitting in a boat in minecraft for 2 hours interesting then I'm sure they can make Stardew Valley interesting.
>>29930350it works very well until now. Even though until now I've had lower max speeds on downloads, it's still miles better than overloading the wifi to make it crash. Also a nice thing is that the adapter works as a wifi extender so that I can actually watch videos on my phone in my bed. But those things get pretty hot when in action so watch out for that.
>>29930403If normalfags consider subbing/membering a female streamer "simping", what do they consider subbing/membering male streamers to be?
We're getting a mascot teabros!!!!What do you guys wanna be?
>>29930571>Make we cry
another shitty twitch meme denied by amemeanwhile mori said it as soon as she got her $100 akasupa
>>29930540YIKES.
>>29930527this bitch was posting and rting porn of her when she was 17australia is a mind virus
>tiggers are really ugly??
>>29930598anon...
>>29930524Is that a fucking Civ 6 mod?Is that a 4 minute long Livestream?Game doesn't even load in that fast.
>>29930604Dead
>>29930576Sleep is for the weak
>>29930516based
>>29930540kek those faces
>>29930521I beat it with Mouse and Keyboard
>>29930563KU100 when? We're getting her into contact with Noel for a 2 week training packaged.
>>29930600Giving a brojob
>>29930425>>29930426>>29930451>>29930455>>29930482Guy the ... whatever this thread was
>Ame putting SupaSunday really this late.>Mori make up for for her late karaoke last night makes another one that's even LATER into the night than before.Being a first shift wagie truly hurts.I wish I could buy into NEET hours like Ame does, but fuck is Sunday night hard for anything.At least Euros can enjoy Mori if at least partially.
>>29930524>he's an astolfofagOf fucking course lol
>>29930575I love those Enma's art jesus, she gives such an kakashi-sensei aura
>>29930598Fuck my life, it was meant for >>29930256>>29930614I KNOW, leave me alone.
>>29930357Dude, my grandmother has alzheimer's and I take care of her, I would never donate a SC like this or kill the fucking vibe to tell others this. I come to these streams to relax and have fun, Just say "Thanks for helping me during rough times" and THAT'S IT. Christ
>>29930604In Ame's arms
>>29930559Its the new meme thats currently peaking
fuck pogniggersfuck twitchfags
>>29930607>meanwhile mori said it as soon as she got her $100 akasupaShe intentionally fucked it up to mess with the people asking, though. Same way as she did with the 'ara aras'.
>>29930403DO IT FAGGOT!
>>29930607What did i miss, shes to quiet for me.
>>29930425>>29930439I WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME WITH POLKA AND CLOWNPIECE SO BADLY BROS. I WANT TWO CLOWNS SLOBBERING ON MY COCK AS THEY HONK HONK MY BALLS. AHHHHHH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE BROS.
I wish I could be a holofagEN so I can obliterate Ame in whatever chink kusoge fps she plays
>>29930600https://files.catbox.moe/3txukp.mp4
would you date your oshi, anon?>guraif her character was real, yes, i would definitely date her. i would not date HER, though... at most i'd be a friend who keeps my distance and maybe texts her twice a year.
If she stopped whispering and spoke really quietly I might actually get hard
>>29930604A giant teapot mech.
>>29930357I hate these attention whores that bring up sad shit for pity and attention from their oshit. Dog died during the Boondock Saints watchalong, but you won't see me superchatting that shit to Mori
>>29930611It's the speech impediment, she mixes up her 't's and 'n's.
>>29930623KU100 is too muchAme will never ever buy a 7000 dollar mic.But she MIGHT buy a 200-300 dollar one. Maybe.If enough of us ask...
Amelia says I smell good today!
Ame thinks I smell good, later virgins.
>>29930629Why are the 2hu threads on /jp/ always the strangest when they're not just art dumps?
>>29930600the P in SIMP could stand for pussy or penis, so it still fits.
>You guys smell pretty goodThanks I didnt shower
>>29930577You should play it, it's really fun to play. I think it's really cheap right now because of the sale.
I smell better than usual today...
>>29930524>trapfagSasuga
>>29930627bark bark
>>29930403Membership isn't simping, you get actual value out of it. If you like her content 5 bucks for the extra streams is reasonable.
>>29930596I actually feel like Stardew is too involved for that kind of stream. I agree that those streams are great, but you really need something completely player driven for it, stuff like MC and flight/truck sims are perfect, but Stardew has the day clock that just always ticks down constantly and drives the gameplay forward.
>>29930629wtf, i love 2hu now.
>>29930567I'd love that>>29930535Fuck off
>>29930629>He wouldn't let a kappa reach into his asshole and steal his spirt ballNGMI
>>29930589Goddamn
>>29930403Superchat is "Simping"Membership is not bad, since you are accessing exclusive content, kinda like patreon
>>29930489>https://streamable.com/dtr0t8She is so based
>>29930542Someone post THAT tape
>You guys smell pretty good todayThanks, Ame. It's a new cologne.
>>29930489Gura?...
anon smells better than usual today
Ame really can't control her gremlin energy even if she's doing ASMR. I fucking love it!
>>29930616Why would you wanna be dead?Then you can't watch Ame, do be dumb dumb
>>29930567I actually want this to be us holy shit. It looks so fucking stupid and pathetic
SNIFF ME AMELIA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHH
>>29930631Watch it, buddy.
>>29930604An animated hourglass that you can spam in her chat when her internet connection dies
>listening to AmeSMR>Bubba barksWhat do you do?
>>29930671>Membership isn't simping, you get actual value out of it.Unless you member Mori.
>>29930559>he lacks the informationhttps://youtu.be/WlrrKEsxvc0?t=9296
>>29930648Based>>29930651I'd date either Gura or Polka
>>29930659Time to get those akasupas going
>>29930607>meanwhile mori said it as soon as she got her $100 akasupaI fail to see the problem in making money
>>29930403>simpI hate you so much, but still do it to support Ame, her members content is worth the $5 and more.
>>29930629Balls?
>>29930604Loved
>>29930524huntan...
Did she just fart?
i just got back from running some errands and i went to watch ame's titanfall, what is she doing? where's the game?
>>29930524>playing a civ game for 4 minuteswhat?
>>29930700snap his neck
Teamates this is seriously dangerous.. YABAI TEAMATES YABAIII
>>29930636Me too brah. Dad had alzheimers for 8 years before passing away earlier this year. Shit really sucks. I'd donate to your stream.
>>29930604Isn't Bubba the mascot?
>>29930485
>>29930672>Flight SimAlright, which Holo do you want as your pilot?
>>29930659>7000 dollar micThe KU 100 goes from 8-10k
>>29930350
>>29930700Nothing, Ame would beat his ass.
>>29930655That'd be cool
>>29930716if only...t.deadbeat
Wait I just tuned back in after lots of lag, what is she doing? What is going on? Why is my dick hard?
>>29930651>would you date your oshi, anon?Nope but I would ask Kiara to help me date a cute KFP_Waitress
>>29930567Would be cute if she drew her own teamate teacup design or something.
>>29930576>Mori on the rightY'know something I wish fanartists would do more is make more art of Mori acting reluctantly nice or "cold" to the viewer. Like how she acts in TakaMori art.
>>29930527I need more cropped porn
>tune into titanfall after work >its bootleg ASMRWHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS
>>29930700It happened during the snack eating ASMR, it was painful.
>>29930709BALLS?
>>29930656Emotional immaturity does that to people.I hope you gave your little buddy a good life, sorry to hear that.
>>29930732Kek
>>29930615>>29930718Speedrun
>>29930403Thanks especially to that anon who compared it to a patreon subscription
>Bubba might barkGod, she really hit those Bs, holy shit
>>29930651>Gura>Yes, if she asked me out. If not I don't care, anyone who doesn't want me enough to tell me themselves isn't worth my time.
>>29930732Do nousagis really?
>>29930700That’s true. He’d ruin real ASMR.
>>29930524I had a hope those creepy superchats where ironic
>>29930717Internet and PC shitting themselves so she's putting it off. The portion she was able to play without lag was really fun though.She's just doing ASMR SC reading now.
>>29930746The stream lagged so fucking hard during the kino time travel mission so shes postponing it and probably replaying the mission.
>>29930672Hmmm maybe you're right. Honestly I just want Gura to have an excuse to talk about gardening for a few hours.
Do you think Ame and Bubba ever...?
>>29930651ame would be a really cool girlfriend
>>29930746Lots of teapots that somewhat scuffed the stream
>>29930755>especially to that anon who compared it to a patreon subscription
>>29930709>>29930747Balls!
>>29930704
>>29930542goopa...
>>29930732KEK
>>29930700I want to become friends with Ame and ignore her as I pet Bubba and Nikki
>>29930746Major technical issues
>>29930579Don't bully the guy for being degenelate.
So is the movie watchalong next sunday Return of the King?
>>29930656Honestly give me a dozen "It's my birthday ones" rather than those X died ones.
>>29930357Are these people actually autistic? Why would you divulge this in somebody who you don't know? Social queues check? That's like when middle aged ladies cry to the cashier about their mom dying, like bitch nobody cares.
>>29930723No, Bubba is Bubba, he doesn't represent the audience .
>inb4 Ame becomes the new Polka and she does "sleeping together" ASMR
>>29930771for a few months, sure. After that? Well...
>>29930727Honestly? Mori would probably be fun. Mori's best streams are chill zatsudans anyways.Ina would be good, too.
>>29930755>patreon subscription good
I can beleb that the only positive aspect of being an argie is buying cheap memberships to watch autistic losers behind an anime avatar. I fucking hate this country
>>29930770She sleeps nude, so...
>>29930761No it's just that guy, he's fucked up on a lot of levels.
>>29930770youjustknow
>Mario Kart tech issues give us best zatsuTF2 tech issues give us thisShould we just intentionally sabotage Ame's internet?
>>29930755It is, I’ve literally cancelled $25 worth of patreon subscriptions and switched them out for Hololive memberships.
>>29930775The 2hus have invaded us.... I'm fine with this honestly now post Sakuya
>>29930773I can't even tell what this is anymore
>>29930706Dating menheras is a bad idea.
>>29930753Civ 6's loading screen would take 2 minutes best and 5 minutes at worst. This guy is just showing off an astolfo mod and not even playing it
>there's something really satisfying about hitting the ballsOh no
bro...... I want GurASMR too....
>>29930647Turn up the volumeI think she didn't want to say poggers, I am not sure because I was in a process of busting a fat fucking nut, sorry.
>>29930755A newborn goslingWelcome to the team bro
>>29930499Shes right you know?
>>29930782anon... she made it in, have you already forgotten her debut?
>There's something so satisfying about hitting the ballsCBT bros, we're in.
>>29930788peploni
>>29930700
>>29930770I don't even wanna know what you mean by any of that.
>>29930604a casefile
Trinity.
>something so satisfying about hitting the ballsS Ame back on the menu
>>29930792Have you ever been to twitter, facebook, reddit, myspace, or literally any fucking social media service that isn't anonymous?It's literally all that faggots do. All fucking day long.
>>29930807I have separate folders for Ame and Gura pics, and I don't know where to save this one to
ame enjoys hitting balls...
>>29930755>patreon good
>>29930813>ame isnt cute today>ddos her>profit
How bad will it get?
>>29930721I'm sorry to hear that, just remember that your dad always loved you and he's proud of being a great man. That's what helps me with taking care of my grandmother
>>29930813Narrative: An anon in this thread actually works for her ISP and is doing it for us
>>29930770>>>/hlg/
>>29930755>Thanks especially to that anon who compared it to a patreon subscriptionjesus christ
>>29930770I'd be surprised if the answer is "no"
Someone send a superchat to Ame telling her to get an asmr mic like Polka pls, this is making me realize how nice her voice is for this stuff
>>29930761You cannot compare damascus knife/gills anon to any other nousagi
>>29930770kissed her boyfriend?
>>29930732Shit like this is why I still come to these threads.
>>29930770>he hasn't seen the pics
>>29930804This is cuter than I imagined. Not bad. The handle kind of looks like a backwards cap.
>>29930821more than half the girls who consistently use the internet are menharas
Ame starting a new branch of ASMR, Complaining ASMR
Sunday stream is happeninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTpDbwyt5Gw
>>29930817your balls have been forfeit, enjoy this sakuya
>>29930821I wouldn't feel at home unless it was with one. I can't internalise being worth anyone outside of them.
>>29930801My friend pays a dude who makes TTRPG artwork every month, how is paying a streamer monthly for content that different?
>>29930835kek
I don't think "Happy birthday!!! Sorry to hear that but Happy birthday!!!" is the correct sum total reaction lmao
>>29930607>pay 100 bucks to make your oshi say a funny twitch meme>she fucks it up on purpose>she has 100 bucks more and you have nothing to post on redditI fucking love this bitch
>>29930813No, but we should somehow convince her to do more stuff like this of her own accord.She is doing goodnight ASMR next week though.
>>29930755Are you baiting anon? Please tell me you're baiting.
>>29930795>inb4 Polka teaches Ame how to do ASMR in an ASMR collab
>>29930860grats
>>29930847Clap, clap
WHAP MY PLUMS AME
>>29930616Deadbeats already called dibs on that
>>29930700Show him who's the pack leader.
>>29930770Only white girls fuck dogs, and she's not white, so no.
>>29930831it's hazy anon...all I know is she did her best...
>>29930770She's white, what do you think?
>>29930860Congrats anonchama
>>29930792It comes from a place of self importance.They desire to tell the world about themselves.It's all very egotistical.
>>29930704Based
>>29930839They are really cute together
This is one weird super chat
>>29930862>Seen half a pic but not the full pic so it isn't true unless I see the full pic
>>29930790Should be to finish the trilogy. Then onto the Hobbits and the Sound of Music.
god I wish I could be a crunchy leaf between ame's fingers getting crushed
>Open ame TF2 stream>Not play TF2the fuck
>>29930827>Ow!>Hey!>Stahp it!>HoochaYou hear it, you lose
>need a capture card to do the 2 pc stream setupi thought amelia was supposed to be the tech support of the group? Guess women can only be so smart. Cause you absolutely don't need a capture card for streaming pc
>>29930894>>29930900??
>>29930860What a Chad
>>29930817>InvadedI was always here
>>29930775BALLS BALLS BALLS
>>29930651>InaYes, absolutely. I get frustrated easily by people with certain mindsets but I could spend a lot of time with her without feeling bad.
>>29930746The time travel mission, shes putting the game on hold until beef PC is here
>>29930770Go on walks? I hope so, it's required for a dog's good health
>>29930651Yes! No matter what character shes playing she is still the same cute, dorky, and lovey dovey girl that stole my heart. I love Gura!
>>29930795>>29930882God please yes
>>29930755>he fell for itHahahaha what a faggot
>>29930868OW MY BALLS
>>29930860He has gone where no other anon has gone before
>>29930732The Gura coomer lore thickens
>>29930915Valve shut TF2 down and she didn't know
>>29930781it's true though, she released the member stream archives and there's only 2
>>29930910I hope he doesn't die so he gives Ame more money
>>29930910He is selling organs for more superchat money
>>29930770take nice walks? of coursedog people are good people
>>29930866She woke up really early today to get all her prayers and asked the pastor at church if it would be okay to stream on sunday.appreciate Gura!
>>29930795>"sleeping together" ASMRdid polka really do that?
>>29930829where's her massive and cute nose
CUNNY SUNDYWHO'S ENTHUSED HERE
>>29930860>Shit like this is why I still come to these threads.I see you also come in Gura
she must feel really bad about her internet to be pulling out the whispering
>>29930916Rent free in my head.
>>29930882>PolAme collab before OmaMori collabOmaMori bros...we lost
>>29930882my ears would fall off from excessive pleasure
>>29930552well this is the containment thread for all the social media tourists
>>29930842This is why you use something like Hydrus or a booru indexer, and then use multiple tags for this.
>>29930839its just a sketch but could he really not bother pulling the eyes a bit more into the head, theyre about to fall out
>You can hear Bubba snoring
>>29930842It's only Ame's outfit so drop it in Gura's folder
>>29930882The Polka corruption arc where Ame goes full menhara and is sobbing to us at 3 am in the morning.
rarely watching ame, is she usually baiting SC like this? if yes, she isn't any better than the like of gura or mori.
>>29930847CLAP CLAPmissing polka and suisei
>>29930755You fool you've been tricked. In reality she only does 1 memberstream per month and the entire time she's just having Discord sex with Gura with her mic muted
>>29930938No, there's 3. I'm looking at them right now.
>>29930950I'M READY FELLAS
what are we doing for Ame's birthday /hlgg/?
YOU BETTER START SAVING UP TEAKEKS
SAVE YOUR NEETBUX FOR AME MERCH FAGS
You are saving up for the ame voice pack right
stop saying TF2, it hurts..
>Gura streaming>On SundayThis wasn't suppose to happen. Which timeline am I in right now?
Is Gura listening to AmeSMR right now?
>>29930913Is Kiara really going to watch the Sound of Music? Fucking kek
>>29930971>she isn't any better than the like of gura or moribe less obvious deadbeat
>>29930938
>>29930971Yeah she's pretty bad, no where near as bad as Mori or Ina though.
>>29930953Yea, she is really trying to make it up, even tried singing a song
I don't watch Amelia, why is a stream interruption called a teapot?
>>29930971are you serious?
>>29930916Don't forget >Iiiiiyaaaaaaaand>hooohooohooo
>>29930960but I just like the holos. I don't use social media
>>29930950THANK JESUS FOR LETTING GURA STREAM ON SUNDAY.
>>29930971She just felt bad about the TF2 stream flopping so she's doing this to make it up to us.
>>29930948She was breathing into my ear as we laid together then started to sob telling me how thankful she is and how much she loves us.
>AME VOICE PACK CONFIRMED FOR HER BIRTHDAY
>>29930971Nice try, faggot. Get new material.
>>29930948Yes
>>29930845Hey cmon I've bought some nice knives with patreon money, it does motivate some artists quite a bit.
>>29930906This is true. Trinity chemistry is really amazing
>ASMR hicCUTE
>>29930862P-Pics...?
Ame are you a dog toy
>>29930990Yes, she posted one of the goslings above also holy shit that hic was adorable
>>29930971t. deadbeat
>>29930948Polka's ASMRs are really intimate like that.
>>29930970>I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, HIC
>>29930966I keep thinking it's my asthma and I'm getting spooked.
>>29930795That's literally all I wantPolka's late night "in bed together" ASMR is god tierIf I could get that from Ame too I would die from joy
HIC in ASMRHoly shit
that hic
>wellington is snoring
Wellington!
>>29930989Gura attended Saturday evening mass so she can skip Sunday mass
>>29931002She made it chat's safeword
>>29930991she loves the songs from it and sang a few on stream before
Ame merch? let's fucking go
>>29930357>I have suffered a personal loss and need counsel, surely the anime girl playing videogames will be the apt choice to provide it!
Bros, I think those hiccups are cuter than usual.
THAT HIC WAS REALLY CUTE.
>>29930927as someone who knows her irl i can tell you never meet your heroes. she's very stubborn and set in her ways and intensely solitary, she wouldn't let you in.
>>29931021Theres a whole video anonhttps://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm
Wellington is cuter than usual today!
sorry guys thats me snoring in the background
>>29930971>reading superchats at end of stream is superchat baitingreally activates the almonds
Wellington is cuter than usual today
>>29930977That's correct, I'm fucking schewpidStill, I wish she did more member stuff or at least made all content available for t1
why did Ina cry again?
>>29930916She lives in my head rent free and I love it
Are there any clips of Polka crying?
>>29930727I'd never want her as my pilot, but Ame trying to even just start a plane in DCS. With chat's help it would be great to watch and towards driving me insane.
>>29931009Was this the most recent one? i was considering membership on her when i saw the art on twitter.
>miss first hour and half of TF|2 stream because I thought she would be playing the game and I would be just in time for effect and cause>open stream to Ame doing ASMR, apparently she's been doing zatsudan cause of tech problemswhy do I always miss the kino streams... I missed the mario kart 8 stream too
Hey nice, somebody asked about the reference sheet.
>>29931004and the occasional UOH she throws out
>>29930918she's jewish
>>29931052go back to sleep, Wellington
>>29931049why did you just link a dolphin pussy compilation
>>29930489Ina is so goddamn based
Ame doesn't wanna be selfish...
>>29930670lmao what trapfag put a lego in your shoe
>>29931065she said (whispered) that she will replay the level with her new beef PC.
ARTFAG DO YOUR JOB
What did she say about the reference sheet?
>>29931035>>29931037I want to pet Wellington bros...
>>29930988She also confirmed that she'll never play the OG TF2 because it's filled with bots now.Are you frustrated?
Ame is doing a chicken stream right now. 50 minutes of gameplay and 40 minutes of superchat so far lol
>>29931065Your fault for choosing not to watch sooner
kek this gremlin
drawfags, Ame is talking about you RN.
>>29931058She was talking about her NEET days and how she lost years of her life not having anything to look forward to, but then she dug herself out.It's pretty easy to get emotional about that, if you've been there.
ame doing what I would do if I had this power, very based
>>29931049is that a fucking dolphin?!
send her SniperXSpy fanart instead
>>29931039Oh so it's just code for any type of stream bullshit?
>>29931057Fuck off, I want my small high tier chat
>Ame wants art for her birthdaySomeone tell Ina
>move out to other side of the country at the beginning of the year for new job>got shitcanned two months in because of covid>havent made any friends>went home for thanksgiving and family asked what i've been up to and asked about my friends>describe stuff that happened in hololive streams and describe some of the holos but as if they're my IRL friends because i didnt want to admit i've been sitting alone in my room for the entire year>also described some shit that happened on these threads as things that happened to my friends tooThank you for reading my blog.
>>29931062You gotta pay for that kind of content my man. Please support my oshi, she would appreciate it
>>29931100Why don't you do it anon
Say something nice about Ame's husbando
Chad.
>>29931094I'm fine with this. The best part of Kiara's streams are the zatusdans at the end.
>>29931088She wasn't aware that it existed.
Start the NTR posting
>>29931057All that would be doing is taking streams she wants to do anyway and putting them behind a paywall. Membership isn't about value, it's about supporting the creator so she'd rather let everyone who wants to watch do so with the minimum barrier for entry.
How can we compete against this chad guys... We'll never get an Ame gf..
>>29931099UUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I'm lying on my bed wearing my headphones and I'm imagining Ame just whispering to me how her day went as we slowly drift to sleepI'M GONNA GO GOSLING BROS, I SWEAR OH MY GGOOOODDDD MY KOKORRRRRROOOOOOOOOO
>chat asks what she wants for Christmas/Birthday>admits she would like art of her favorite otome because he doesn't get much artthis is HEY HEY PEOPLE tier of based, Ame.
>>29931094Not a chicken stream until it's 2 hours gameplay 5 hour zatsudan.
wait guys i just noticed, she did skip that fag talking about his grandma. good shit Ame
Time to become a ninja
>>29931121>>29931122Teabros.... we can't compete.....
>>29931018I need more art of Gura and Ina sharing Ame
>>29930948>>29931026Is it in here https://nyaa.si/view/1308240
>>29931104First time here?
>>29931121>>29931122his design is leaps and bounds above any male vtuber I've seen
>>29931099cute
>>29931121HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO COMPETE WITH THIS?
>>29931114Cool story bro
>bankrupted wojak thank you
>>29931125Fuck off
>using your powers to ask for fanart of a character who barely has anyMany people wish they could do the same, I kneel Ame.
>>29931065Anon, cause and effect was where she left off. It was the first thing she did on this stream.
>>29931125
>>29931121>>29931122Not like this...
>>29931065>effect and causeShe ended the stream last time after finishing the assembly line level. So you missed effect and cause already.
>>29930651Absolutely.
>>29930807Gura and Ame's daughter looks pretty cute.
>>29931121>>29931122Nice color scheme
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29931114at least you didn't tell them anime girls were your friends anon, there's hope for you
>>29931125Kys
>>29931099Korone's sister?
>ame's real plan was to destroy the thread with her husbandofucking hell this gremlin...
>>29931099CUTE
>>29931121>>29931128>>29931139L-look hot ngl
whoever requested that villager superchat thank you
>>29931094Her Thief Sim was like ~65 mins game, ~45 min superchat iirc. Was a pretty good sc reading too.Kiara's still on another level though.
>bankrupted wojakWhy do people name themselves like this on YouTube?
>>29931121omg, he's literally me.
>>29931139Hanzo is like the best ninja ever so good luck.Artfags, Nightshade fanart but with Ame as protag pls.
>>29931121>>29931122that's a pretty cool design desu.
HOLY SHIT MY DICK
watson nesoberi WHEN
Wait, Gura made Ina cry? What a bitch!
>>29931099<span class="sjis"> B A S E D[/spoiler]
n-nice moan amelia
>>29931137She said, "that's really sad, but happy birthday"
>>29931099I saw this a couple threads ago, where is this from?
>>29931018>Ame often portrayed as the bottomwhen did it started?
>>29931112Agreed, at least there's only a couple of retards in those instead of a few thousand. I'm gonna be pissed if she doesn't schedule her streams better next month though.
>>29931099This yours? Based Gook.
This ASMR superchat reading is better than the game
>>29931049>Not even the full videoPathetichttps://streamable.com/io6i65
>>29931121Looks cool honestly.
>>29930651No I would be too scared
>>29930559It the pepe of twitch meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlOKP7PnSY4>Moona having a 20 minutes menhera moment about Pekora on Iofi's streamDamn, I'm guessing she's much more insecure about the language barrier than I though. Even ended up crying and shit.
>>29931125No
>>29931121>>29931122Cool Fire Emblem character.
>>29931121>>29931122>>29931128That's not fair...
It seems impossible for Ame to top this week of streams but somehow she'll end up finding a way.
TOOOODD
>>29931114Fake it till you make it anon!
>>29930607She purposefully fucks up almost if not all "pls say X" superchats. Newfags will keep sending her requests for them, only to get shit on as she refuses to do it until she hits a million>Pee oh gee>Ay Ar Ay Ay Ar Ay>i think she did it with yare yare daze and oraora too iirc
when she speaks quietly instead of whispering it's way way better holy shit
>>29931201Why would I link the full video faggot?
skyrim?
>>29931163F-FUCK
>>29931196>>29931199It's nabi-mama.
I believe I was summoned?
>>29931161>>29931156FUCK, I just realized too. I've played through the campaign 3 times too. I'm retarded. At least I have the VOD
>>29931197!! ATTENTION ART-CHADS !!PLEASE DRAW AME WITH LITTLE BITE AND SUCTION CUP MARKS SHE GOT FROM GURA AND INATHANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION
>>29930651>ameYes
>never actually really played skyrim
>>29931099I don't believe for a second that there's a drawfag this talented ITT so where is this from?
>>29931049HOLY SHIT HOW COULD SHE
>HOTS next weekEugh...
>>29931099>ご”さ”います
>>29931222you would love polka ASMR then
>>29931027>>29931029I don't think we'll ever have Polka tier because Ame seems more together but hopefully it'll get intimate. I jonetjust want to see the Goslings go nuts.
>lemme check the scheduleSHE HAS IT MADEHOW LONG TIL SHE POSTS IT
>>29931114My family is well aware the only social interaction I have outside of work is on the internet. It still hurts when my grandparents joke and ask "When are you going to meet a nice girl anon?, you can't meet them sitting on your computer all day you know?"
>>29931221She did. I fucking love my cockteasing dork reaper.
>>29931196>>29931199Her Mama's stream. Doesn't look like there's a VOD though https://sketch.pixiv.net/@uz02
HOTS CHADS WW@?
>>29931238Finally a based post
>>29931099Flat chest. You have great taste fellow teamate.
2 days break, not that bad.
Halo? More like GAYlo
>>29931126That means it'd be better if she put all member streams behind t1 to give incentives to buy memberships while still giving content to normal viewers
>>29931121Who took my picture!?
>HALO >HALO >HALO
>>29931242Ame's mom had a drawing stream a couple of hours ago and she drew that
HALO CAMPAIGN FRIDAY >HALO CAMPAIGN FRIDAY
Halo Mori collab confirmed as if it wasn't already.
>>29931233I AM THE PORT THAT IS APPROCHING
>>29931256>HOW LONG TIL SHE POSTS ITtuesday
>>29931114it is comforting to know that there are people almost as pathetic as I am, almost
>gurame halo campaignUnfathomably based
GOODNIGHT ASMR
Is it bad to be menhera?
HALO
>>29931238WOW!!!!!!!!!!! no i wont
>>29931225>>29931226>>29931239Oh god how will she get his permission to marry Gura if she hasn't played his game?
>>29931048>as someone who knows her irlogeyDoesnt matter though, I would give it a try regardless of any flaws she may have. No one is perfect, and its worth the risk of being heartbroken for the happiness that could be on the other side.I know the regret of not trying all too well
>AmeMori HaloLet's fucking go
>>29931256monday like always. The longer she makes me wait the more my balls ache
>>29931257>you can't meet them sitting on your computer all day you know?heh, that's where that old bitch is wrong
Not much of a surprise now Ame
>>29931261UTHER / SALLY GRAYMANE MAIN HERE!
>>29931271That's mean, anon
>Halo CE co-op on Friday
>Halo with Pikameebased
>>29931257You could probably meet a terrible girl on the internet if you tried, and a just bearable one if you're a luckshitter
>>29930357Will Ame notice me if I kill my grandma?
>Halo: CEREADY FOR THE KINOOOOOOO
HALO WITH MORI KEK
>>29931267Y-yeah it's not too bad
>very graphic
Halo's gotta be the Mori collab, right fellow deadbeats?
>>29931252I just want her to say sweet things to me softly. Whispering is also nice but her soft voice is just hnngnngfuck
>gaylohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV2ibaQmn7k
ReminderHalo collab will be with Mori
>>29931280uhhhhh
>>29931250i dont get it
>>29931284It's an endearing trait unless it's on festival's level.
>>29931209Well well well. Looks like chiken qins inthe end.But seriously she is ok with pekora chat interaction. Should be doibg fine with that at least until sh starts doing reps.
>Halo and ASMR next week"based"
>Halo with MoriWhat a fucking waste that would be
>my detective agency never made enough to warrant taxes
>>29931280I'm pretty sure it's the AmeMori collab. I'm hyped either way.
>otome games I play are too graphicOne year from now we'll have our very own Mito
>>29931229>>29931307Yeah, probably. Should be fun.
oh no... Ame...
I CAN'T BELIEVE MORI RUINED THE HALO COLLAB
>her family was so poor that she hasn't done taxes
>>29931099>>29931259The embed link thumbnail.
YOU DO YOUR TAXES ON TIME RIGHT ANON?
>Never made enough to have to do taxesAmelia...
>my detective agency never made enough to do taxesAme...
Tax evasion...
HALO WITH AQUA LET'S GO
>>29931319What's festival's level?
Tax form completing stream soon?
Helping Ame file her taxes!
>>29931307Yeah, I'm hyped.
>not always doing taxesnever gonna make it ame, I filled my taxes every year even though I didn't make money
>>29931268No, she likes the small audiences in the higher tier streams since it reminds her of streaming in a past life. The compromise for this level of jewery is that she gives almost everything else out for free if you don't want to support her.
TAX AVOIDING STREAM FOR MEMBERS ONLY
Taxes stream soon
HOW HAS SHE SURVIVED
Gentlemen.FUCK taxes and FUCK the IRS.That is all.
>ame doesn't pay taxesBased?
>>29931048fuck off bloop, I will get through her
>Ame is going to jail for tax evasion
>too broke for taxes
>Ame's whispered snorts and snickersh-hot
Bros I want to sleep in bed with Amelia and have her nibble on my ear and kiss me...
Ame was so broke...
>>29931332>it's the AmeMori collabI'm gonna give that a miss, Mori is really annoying in collabs
>>29931307Yeah, kinda knew this last week.
>>29931354kek
>>29931257>It still hurts when my grandparents joke and ask "When are you going to meet a nice girl anon?, you can't meet them sitting on your computer all day you know?"Nothing worse than when your grandparents start shitting on you like thatMine will say "you're going to get old and no girls will want to marry you anon"Thanks grandma I've been well aware of that all my life
>>29930651>ameMy bloodline...that's a tough call...
>>29930651>InaDefinitely
She really was homeless huh
well?
>>29930651Without a doubt.
>>29931350But for what purpose?
>>29931339That's what I tell the government
>>29931307Hopefully. I really do want to see Ame collab with Mori
TAX EVASION
>World of Light playthroughOHHHHHH SHIT
>>29931339no I'm chilean, isn't obligatory
>>29931339I do other people's taxes.
>she's never made enough money to file taxes until now
>Halo collab with MoriDammit I wanted Mann vs Machine. I'm never gonna get to see holos play Team Fortress 2 at this rate...
>>29931343Retardchama...
>>29931328Lunaitos and Watamates, why are they always so obnoxious?
I fucking knew Ame was poor.
>Never done taxes halfway through 20'swtf? mega neet.I had to do my own taxes when I was 20.
>>29931277Just recolor the hair and eyes and add the monocle.
>>29931339HA! I'm a leech in a state where students get free money, so I don't have to.
>I've never paid taxesAmelia 'Ancap' Watson
Smash training arc beings NOW
>>29930950Very enthused https://vocaroo.com/1ktoN7Mng3m3
I can't believe Amelia "Al Capone" Watson was arrested for tax fraud
I'm a CPA taxes are my life.
>>29931209God I wish IN got more love, they're so sweet.
>>29931307>>29931315YO YO YO, IS THAT A TIER 3 FLOODSTREAM?THANKS FOR SPILLING ALL THAT AKAPLASMA, BROS, I WAS MAD TIRED OF SEEING THOSE BLUES AND GREENS THE COVVIES WERE DROPPINGBRO, YO, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN INFECT THIS?
>>29931328When the get to Halo2 Breaking Benjamin.mori will 90's fag out
>WoL streamget ready for rage. i wont even blame her though, some of those fights are bullshit.
Hey youngfags in chat life advice fill out your fucking taxes even if you aren't making money, doing so will let you get used to the deadline along with allow you to know how the system works
>>29931380when I'm done with her she will be
>>29931339>paying the thieflolno
>>29931265That's official art, her mama had a drawing stream earlier and did that one and another with cat ears
What the fuck, isn't the cutoff for not doing taxes like less than $5000 a year? How is she alive?
Late to the stream, how was Ame's reaction to THAT level?
Ame.. I'm so happy you got accepted into Hololive
>>29931372Well each to their own I guess
HIPPITY HOPPITYGET OFF MY TRAILER PARKFUCK OFF GOVERNMENT REEEEE
This car is cuter than usual today
>>29931375>Ame does a charity stream this week>Purely to use it as a tax write-off
Those brrrrrssss and ara ara sent shivers down my spine wtf
I've never made enough to have to pay taxes and I'm 23This only endears me to her more
>>29931372God fkin dammit, I really hope it gets somewhat decent if it's that.
>>29931403
>>29931390I feel like Mann vs Machine would be best if they could get a full group collab, rather than just AmeMori + randoms/bots.
>>29931381Christmas date soon.
>>29931380no, but you are for posting this
>Amelia "taxation is theft" Watson
>>29931393Luna's expressions are great for shitposting and watame's great for schizoposting
>>29931403does this count as cp? wtf
no gurame stream planned, the magic is dead...
>>29931339nopepeoples taxes pay for me to be a dole bludger
>ame is a "don't wear it out" fag when it comes to the L wordjust like me...
What was the stream where Ame told her chat she loves them at the end of the stream?
>>29931419Support from other members in her family.
>>29931420she said it was cool, she wants to play it again on her better PC
>>29931339>taxesHaha
what the fuck does this even mean?
>>29931413Best fight is ness's dad and some of the bosses
>>29931408>AKAPLASMANot until Halo 2, Anon.
>>29931403KANA GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE BASEMENT
i'm so happy for ame
>>29930877Hate to burst your bubble, but the guy decided to take it, and turn it into "content".https://youtu.be/NCCnddAZZXYGotta admit, he's at least taking the cucking like a champ.
>>29931382practice so you get in the routine of doing it yearly and know what the forms look out before you have to actually fill them out
>Halo campaign next week on friday along with Goodnight ASMRFriday is gonna be fucking->Halo with Morifml
>>29931443you must have missed out on Ame's membership
>Amemori collabHow will it work? What about the latency?
>>29931380yes
>>29931452its a pasta.
>>29931380The fuck did that come from
>>29931419I could imagine a situation where she never had to pay taxes because she lived with her aunt and never made enough money on her own to have to pay.
>Surviving but not making enough to pay taxes. Ame's definitely traded sex for food and shelter. She was street meat. Or she's lying/retarded and the IRS is about to rape her with an audit.
>>29931433POGGERS XD
>>29931446thanksgiving. she had a lot of fun that stream
Heartbeat onegai...
chris...
To the anons who said that Ame isn't cuter than usual in this stream... how do you feel now?
>>29931352That makes sense, small streams are extremely comfy
teamates, we already know you're anti-unity, you can stop posting about it,
>>29931463anon its Halo, not Quake.
>>29931463I have faith
Cucked by Gura...
the holos all have their moments but it's just not safe to miss Ame
>>29931380Someone prob. told him that "the shark is"
GURAME BROS
>>29931452sounds based ngl
enter shark
CUUUUUUUUUTE
JUST FOR GURA UUUOUOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
CUTE
>saving "I love you" for special occasionsbased
>What are you doing, Ame? You just gonna do your taxes right now? Is that hot? Is that what's going down in the streets?
gurame bros eat your heart out
>special Gura sound
>>29931454The Brute Plasma Rifle was my favorite weapon, it should have been in more games.
>>29931459He was the one who did it after all
Ok now that this is over do I watch Ame's MK8 stream or the Ukelele Practice stream first?
>>29931463Abysmal, the lag is terrible even with people in your same townt. tried to play MCC co op with one of my childhood friends when each game came out and it was terrible despite only being a mile apart
>>29930842I have a Gurame folder that's I put the /u/ and non /u/ stuff in
Amori will be based, as it's YingYang
Thank you Gura.
>moistgura?
>MOIST FOR GURA
Goorah is in control
My dick
MOIST
>>29931044It's the same reason people use prostitutes as sounding boards for their woes: some people have no one in their lives (or no one they feel safe with in their lives) to confide their woes to, so they go 'outside' to someone who'll listen but can't use it to hurt them.
o//////o
>>29931471You can be literally too poor to pay taxes.
moist
>>29931279I consider myself average for /jp/ honestlyI've never worn womens clothing at least
>Special whisper for GuraGurAme bros cant stop winning
Gura... your non gay reps...
MOIST.
>>29931403Tell your daddy to tighten up his containment measures
>>29931346>relatives worrying about you whenever she's late on the stream thinking she might've killed herself>once threatened stabbing her mom with a kitchen knife>goes full gosling to Hoshikawa only for her to know Hoshikawa just had sex with a fake lesbo teacher
>moistbased gura, she would never do it if teamates asked
>moist
Bless you Gura
>>29931403UOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>29931506Lmao
>>29931507My /u/ related schizophrenia is at an all time high
>>29931463Ame's latency when playing with Roboco wasn't nearly as bad as I expected, so maybe there's some hope.
>>29931510>H3 was nothing but Brutes>no BPRThe biggest flaw of an otherwise nearly perfect game.
Frankly I'm not too upset about Ame having to stop the TF2 playthrough, in fact I think we ended up winning.
She just can't stop thinking about sweaty Ame...
what if she yells at the end screen instead of her usual whisper
>My oshi cucking me for her wifeSomehow I'm okay with this.
>Mori is the host for the Halo collab>Ame is incapable of doing literally anything because of lag>Mori is too retarded to do anything>every few minutes we have to hear "BIG UPS TO THE AKASUPA">Ame is perpetually screaming in frustrationthis will either be kino or a disaster and it will sadly probably make Ame never want to play Halo again.
>>29930651GuraYes, probably to a movie or something.
>>29930357Yeah yeah, whatever man, wait until it's your birthday and you get a new 2d costume and 3d model and then have to retire. Now that's real shit.
>not putting your money in a caribbean bank
>>29931517It's YIN-YANG, you fucking mongoloid nigger. If you're going to be a spiritual hippy faggot, do it right.
>>29931238
>>29931442no, because it's a dude
>>29931561lol
Remember to thank Gura
>>29931419Single: If you are single and under the age of 65, the minimum amount of annual gross income you can make that requires filing a tax return is $12,200.
>moistcri1tikal
Ame and Gura are a fucking blessing. The other girls are fine of course, but I fucking love these two.
WAACHAMA!?
AME'S SWEATY MOIST TITS
>>29931548My daughter is a coomer!
Friendly reminder we have GOODNIGHT ASMR NEXT WEEK
>>29931561screeeech
>>29931455>>29931538>>29931546https://vocaroo.com/1hLHtRlRmMwO
>>29931561Timetravelerchama....
>January 6How much does idol merch usually go for? How much should I set aside?Never been into idolfag type shit before hololive
>>29931561anon is right again
I truly love the brain dead 80 year olds who trying to make this /u/tranny shit
>>29931561thanks for the warning futureanon
>>29931406cool i'm taking FAR next weekwish me luck
Sorry teamates, my oshi is just too irresistible to anybody.
>>29931546https://files.catbox.moe/ikn4is.mp3
>>29931562Having a lesbian oshi is always the safest bet anon
Ame turned into a kettle at the end
AME DEFLATED
Ame WTF!?
>>29931403These vocaroofags all sound the same. probably because they're all actually middle aged trannies
>>29931489>he doesn't know343 fucked up Halo's coop and there's latency-based input lag for whoever's not the host. It's as if you're streaming splitscreen from the host's PC
>>29931560ame roommate is a huge pitslut, theres a couple clips of her talking about how she's stuffy and airing out her pits on stream
>that screamyeah my dick's hard
>>29931571Oh no
>>29931561Hi Ame!
Hey everyone I missed the Titanfall 2 stream completelyWas it KINO? I heard Ame whisper before it ended and made my tick tingle
MY WIFE AMELIA AND HER GIRLFRIEND GURA
>>29931526>>29931471It's not being too poor to pay taxes, but rather that you had more taxes withheld by your employment than you actually owed. In such a situation, yeah, the IRS doesn't give a shit if you file or not, because your laziness saves them having to pay you a refund.Ame probably worked as a wageslave all her life and never bothered to file because she was in the above camp and would get like $50 back if she went through the hassle.
I'm smiling just because I know that Gura stream starts soon.
>>29931513Both are great, MK8 first I guess.
>>29931561SHE'S HERE
>>29931548>wait this isn't titanfall 2
>>29931608Based.
>>29931049MEIDOS
>>29931561wow
>>29931561thanks for the warning
>>29931570>hippypeople have been doing it for hundreds of years....
>>29931612how new?
>>29931595UUUOOOOOOHHHHH
>>29931209holy shit moona is so pathetic
>>29931599Set aside $200. Depending on what it is, it'll be between $100 and $200.
>>29931571T-takobro...?
>>29931312Hey! fuck you Chad, have fun with your GAYstation.
>>29931517Ame brings out the best in people and I can't wait
>>29931561Ame what does your breath smell like
>>29931595Help you? I'm one of them.
>>29931615Gura is dying for just a sniff poor girl...
>>29931603Good luck, my best score was FAR because I was a nonprofit auditor for 5 years before i took it.
>>29931049AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>29931571ya be
>>29931607maybe pikamee is the real skinwalker and got ame....
How mad is Gura that she missed half an hour of whispering Ame
>>29931593If it's like this only better, it's going to be solid gold. Thank Jesas for Amelia.
>>29930651MoriKnowing my autism probably wouldn't go over a close friend but sure. Need a sleepy drunk reaper in my life
>>29930821Polka already redpilled everyone on menhera in her ASMR today. According to her, she says that every girl is actually already like that on the inside. The difference is that she is moar open about it. There for dating is bad idea period.
>>29931588I’m a reverse numberfag and I’ve deliberately avoided Gura when she debuted because I root for underdogs, but goddamn if I don’t love her now, andnit’s all thanks to Ame.
too-hoo? never heard of her
>>29931619she played through the time traveling part and then internet shat itselfread supas and whispered
>>29931637And I'm sure they had other words for you New Age crystal gazing niggerfaggots back then, but right now you're goddamn hippies. Hippies who can't even properly spell their own bullshit concepts. Shameful. Kill yourself.
>>29931595>>29931639please stop thirsting over the falsetto anons...
>>29931524>some people have no one in their lives (or no one they feel safe with in their lives) to confide their woes to, so they go 'outside' to someone who'll listen but can't use it to hurt them.>paying for a prostitute suddenly sounds more appealing now
>>29931592What gave you that idea?
Why is there so much /u/ shit
>>29931561AME YOU FUCK
>>29931619Ame's ISP a shit, so it was very laggy, dropping constantly.That's why she did ASMR, to make up for it.
>>29931619she paid attention to BT promptsthe PC/internet/timeline shit the bed and she cancelled playing the game this stream, will even replay the whole level next timeshe serenaded the chat with a ukuleleshe gave us an hour of whispered superchatsshe hiccuped while whispering which is a new echelon of cute
>>29931564You'd think after getting blown the fuck out by the Korone collab and having your doomposter ass dismantled you'd give it a rest but I guess an unmedicated schizo truly is unflappable.
>>29931513MK8 -> Ukelele. She's gremlin at the start of MK8 so better to transition from gremlin to full-on sweetness later.
>>29931595You'll never get into Hololive with that generic loli act
>>29931599Could go up to two hundred bucks for autographed/really limited stuff stuff, normal trend is $60-$100 but be prepared. Also be ready for buy on the dot, stock goes quickly.
>>29931556>he doesn't know how bad 343 fucked the netcodeanon... there was lag in Reach single player on release...
>>29931674https://vocaroo.com/1gpPsw7hUGyK
>>29931665i see a cock in the thumbnail every time i see this image
>>29931677Where do you think you are?
>>29931049thats fucking disgusting
>>29931619she ended early because her internet and PC wasn't handling it well so she played some ukulele and asmr instread
>>29931463Very, very poorly.The Halo release's online coop is very, VERY ping sensitive, because it's a couch coop game from the era before online multplayer was commonplace. Here's how it works, and why it'll be awful.When you press a button, your game sends that input as a packet to the host (your coop partner). They get this packet, their game advances the sim, and then sends a packet with the updated sim information (the outcome of your button press) back to you. If there's 100ms of ping, that means you will feel 100ms of input delay every time you move your reticle or pull the trigger. The lag is so bad that even people in the same city will have to rely on aim assist to play through the input lag, but cross regional is pretty much impossible. I tried playing with a bud in Ireland and it was absolutely not happening.
>>29931557I gotta say after playing MCC on PC, Halo 2 feels like a way stronger game. 3 was great with finishing the fight and all that but in terms of variety, plot, and weapons, 2 feels great.
>>29931049What the fuck don't post that shit outside of /b/ asshole
>>29931354Followed by Members jailbreak collab with Gura.
Thank Jesus for being born in the same era as Amelia.
>>299316630%, she got a request only for her and she can catch the VOD later.
>>29931668How much do I have to pay you to translate the whole thing
>>299316772 girls just talked to one another. They are having discord sex!
>>29931663Gura got her moist sound
>>29931677We are pretty based around here what about it?
>>29931676But anon we'll listen to your troubles sometimes
>>29931695please stop
>>29931599A voice pack (which she confirmed) wil be about $20 USD, if Kiara's is anything to go by.https://www.geekjack.net/takanashi_kiara/language/en/
Did Ame say anything about continuing Space Dandy next week?
>>29931668I mean, she's not wrong, but having that filter is important to getting through the day, anon.
>>29931561s-s-s-she's here fellas........
>Amelia Tennison>moistWhat's next
>>29931517was the grouping/trinity/pairing names completed?
Ame is variety queen, it's such a wild ride, I have no time to sit down and reflect on the past 3 months..
>>29931595I LOVE CUNNY
>>29931586That's still a ridiculously low amount of money, I can't see anyone living on that alone.
>>29931707A anon was translating in chat the whole time and the comments even have timestamps. Why are you not a member yet?
>>29931695
>>29931677this is a schizo general thread, in case you haven't noticed
>>29930355nice soundpost
>>29931682She's ruined their lives, they see pink and they just hear AKAAKAAKAAKAAKAAKAAKAAKA in their heads.
>>29931707i'll help you pay him if i could get a copy too
>>29931463Worked perfectly fine for CE for me. Reach had way more input lag and 2 was a little weird feeling. 3 should be fine but I haven't gotten to play co-op on that one
>>29931725i-its been 3 months?
>>29931668I won't let that stop me.
>>29931668vtjclips?
>>29931471Nigga she had her legal guardian supporting her. Stop concernfagging. You can't bring multiple pets into an appt or a rental place, so she's living in a home and there's no chance someone whose income is under the taxable cutoff is making enough to feed pets AND pay mortages. She's got a legal guardian that she lives with.
>>29931701No way, fag. Half of H2's arsenal was fucking useless on anything higher than Normal. H3 had very few useless weapons. H2's plot WAS far better though, absolutely.
>>29931694They're going going to test out the latency beforehand...right guys?
>>29931571W-why did she get a Lobotomy mark in her brain, anon?
>>29931721FuNnY loLi BeInG hOrNy ToP KeK CoVeR!
>>29931668Sure Polka isn't just projecting?
I think the /u/schizo narratives are getting to me. I'm almost starting to believe Gura is legitimately into Amelia's roommate.
>>29931641>>29931687Oh, that's not bad at all. Thanks anons.Any speculation on what it might be?
>>29931676Though it's not really a thing in the west any more, paying to socialize with people who were socially receptive and educated/trained to be entertaining to interact with is an ancient profession. Vtubers could be called a modern outgrowth of that.
>>29931201>Knows about the full video>doesn't know om3tcwHow does this happen?
>>29931561Fix your fucking internet, Watson. I want see you go FAST
>>29931049MEIDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>29931745In 12 days it will be
>Miss a lot of ame stream>Too lazy to watch VOD
>>29931661she wouldnt fit in her skin
>>29931714The one I got awhile ago was 10 bucks, probably depends on how much shits in it
>>29931731Jesas... the mental illness...
She changed the name lmfao
>>29931209I know people things like this and Kiara's rant are wholesome but they're more likely to just make socially crippled person like Pekora panic.
would you guys buy a gura voice pack?
>>29931673Good luck redeeming that coupon
>>29931731Based /u/schizo.
Ame bows to Guras timeslots but then doesn't for Kiara. Narrative bros?
>>29931729I am but the guy only translated like once per 3 minutes or so
>>29931750I play Legendary only and I used whatever the fuck I wanted.
>>29931753Go back
>>29931049based
What if Gawr Gura is actually an MIT graduate and this is all an act?
>>29931717I don't remember which stream she mentioned it, but I do remember saying she'd continue it next week. Might've been the TDK watchalong. If I'm remembering wrong then I apologize.
>>29931695yes
>>29931049Fucking doxxbraps
>>29931768are these pack really worth it? what did you get in yours?
>>29931775No i will wait until the leak
>>29931668How the fuck do I handle these emotions?
>>29930651Anons, little question. The EN's have been around for only a few months and whilst the JP side is a bit older, I don't expect any of you to be really proficient in moon. So the question is, how come you already, and with confidence, can say who your oshi is?
>>29931696People say that every time, but I've never seen a dick that looked like that.
>>29931775Yes.
>>29931751No. Ame and Mori have shown they are the least likely to actually test things out before a collab on stream, going off the Smash collab and Lethal League collabs.
>>29930355
>>29931677It takes very, very little to get /u/fags all worked up.
>>29931754Polka is not far off from the truth, go date real women and find out.
>>29931780gura is special to ame, that's all.
>>29931725It's also crazy how some of her best stuff comes from the stream getting fucked up.
>>29931755>he thinks that one is a narrativeShe literally broke down crying twice trying to sing a romantic song because it reminded her of Ame
>>29931731wtf is wrong with /u/fags
>>29931403dude NOT AGAIN!
>>29931695If it did, how would that make you feel?
>>29931780She wants to watch
>Ninomae I don't have any friends and joined hololive to get some Ina'nis>talks about stuff she does with friends every zatsudan and some other streams
>>29931695This voice kinda of remind me of pic related
>there are femoids here rn taking advantage of pureboisCEASE!
>>29931682explodey decodey game isn't Halo. 343 legitimately fucked up the coop net code. just go find a video of people trying to play it. everybody but the host feels like they're playing on google stadia.
>>29931751Fuck, I just remembered that the PC version gave me 200 ping and even the campaign was shit...
Clip channels does paid commissions for vtuber translations
>>29931775In a heartbeat
>>29931780ame has been doing supa sunday at the same timeslot every sunday for weeks. Kiara is the cunt here anon.
>>29931764>too lazy to put a video on in the background while you continue doing what you were already doing and passively experience the entertainmentogey
>>29931785Join the 41% /u/ tranny
>>29931687Note that the limited stock is only for items they actually sign - even if that sells out, you can still buy the exact same pack but with a printed signature instead. Also some holos hand sign everything and set no limit, though I suspect the ENs might not want to do that, unless Ame wants to sign a few thousand cards.>>29931756Could be anything from an Acrylic stand to wall scrolls, dakis, oppai mouse pads or even a bubba plush. Depends on how quickly Cover is able to turn around merch as to what she'll actually get.
>>29931780She's her biggest fan and her lover
>>29930651>KiaraAbsolutely yes.
>>29931798
>>29930949she's from SEA so she's got a small nose
How do you feel abou Mori's oshi?https://youtu.be/EjB9KYn3XQQ
>>29931775Instantly
>>29931794Cute Miko talking in the rain, I use it as one of my alarms, and its directly supports the girls more than superchats
>>29931789Pretty sure she has a bachelor's degree at the very least. People can have degrees and still be dumb for a lot of things.
>>29931775What's in it?
>>29931780Gura is her best friend. Kiara is an annoying work colleague that she tolerates.
>>29931764I'm gonna rewatch the ASMR on repeat until the superchat stream
>>29931403>>29931595>>29931695Me and my dick are feeling legitimately confused right now.
>>29931775of course
<span class="sjis"> Surveyposting to kill the thread> Fav HoloEN> Fav HoloJP> Fav HoloID> Do you know how to summon the funny text?[/spoiler]
>>29931808The real truth is Men are like that too, they just get it beaten into them that they can't show it
>>29931798wtf bros... Polka hits the soul and mind too hard with her depression ;(
>>29931831Says the actual tranny doing trannyposting.
How much kayfabe do you prefer?
>>29931403>>29931595>>29931695Now this is more like it! Keep going!
>>29931798Pain peko.
Reminder that Ame changed the lyrics of a song during her member stream today to sing a love song for Gura#Gurame is more alive than everThey are literally going to have sex the first night they off collab (soon) and you can't stop itGura will suck on those milk jugs so hard, bite marks all over
>>29931842can you Mori antifaggots please stop shitting up the threads
>>29931860<span class="sjis">lmao[/spoiler]
>>29931751theyll play chess as backup
>>29931798Is it creepy or endearing?
>>29931431I'm 31 and never had the government not owe me a refund. I made so much in covidbux this year that I'm afraid I might now though.
Reading through some of these posts about the latency has me worried about the AmeMori collab, especially given their tendency to not test shit out beforehand often.I genuinely hope it goes well and that they at least get along. I think they have more in common than people think.
>>29930651AmeYes, she's unironically everything you want in a girlfriend.
>>29931780Gura and Ame have been in roughly the same time spots since they started. Kiara can work around them or get overlapped.
>>29931775yes, without any hesitation.
>>29931834You weren't ignored today BT and she even called you cute, how do you feel?
>>29931751>Ame or Mori>testing thingslike I said anon, it's either going to be kino or a disaster.
>>29931875>not just ignoring and reporting for off-topicCome on, Teamate, don't add to the retardery.
Do you think Gura and Ame knew each other before Hololive? They seem to be really close
>>29931798Polka...
>>29931798It's ok bros, imagine how much more intimate it can be when her official merch and daki releases on Jan 30th. Listening to codependent polka asmr while you hug her.
>>29931731>schizo general thread
>>29931875Just ignore
>>29931798She really should stop this, statements like these are how you get crazed fucking stalkers who mutilate you with hand axes and shit.
>>29931798Shockingly honest, but also probably bait for goslings.
>>29931860fuck off and neck yourself. surveyfagging is fun anon but atleast do it right, that shitty fucking format is a sore to my fucking eyest. surveyfag
>>29931882I think it's endearing, but I can see why someone would think otherwise.
>>29931860AmeAruranIofiYes
I feel lonely when my friend isn't streaming!
>>29931798>Polka is depending on meHow can I make clown wife happy? Should I clownpost on hlgg more?
>>29931899I hardly know ya!
>>29931882Yes
>saves money for Ame's merch>*blinks>out of stockI'm scared...
>>29931882It's love anon
>>29931798I can't imagine how I'll feel if Gura said something like this.
So has anyone gotten Chicken's voice pack yet? How was it and was it worth the money?
>>29931798POLKA...
>>29931898>Know each other beforeno>Ame being a fan of Gura from beforeyes Just do your reps
>>29931122>>29931121I KNEEL
>>29931860<span class="sjis">AmeChamaRisuKeep typing desu until you turn Japanese[/spoiler]
>>29931799I can edit the image to look more like a dick tomorrow, if you want.
>>29930651AmeYes I would date her character if she was real, I think it's possible for Ame to date all of her fans if you use alternate timeline Ame's and such.
>your oshi>your non-vtuber oshi I'll startAmeshooter
>>29931848lewd sounds of ur oshi
>>29931731why can't they enjoy their friendship
>>29931707Like 300
>>29931860<span class="sjis">>"killing" the thread with 500 replies left>>29931911>he doesnt have the necessary data[/spoiler]
>>29931798Where the ungodly fuck is Cover finding these people
>>29931922We already love her, you need to go spread the word of the clown.
>>29931922couldn't hurt
>>29931941UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29931898ame most likely knew who gura was at least
>>29931798this is schizo tier
>>29931794>really worth it?Think of them as superchats that come with a bonus. Otherwise, no.
I felt that moist in my loins.
>>29931821this was posted earlier today in /trash/... about pic related
>>29931929I'm honestly expecting this to happen. They won't foresee the demand and we'll be left with our hands down our pants.
>>29931798Ah, so this is why clussyposters became so devoted. I fully understand you now, anons.
>>29931921She on break today? The Superliminal stream had some nice vibes
Gura is live on a Sunday!
Ina dresses like a slut.
>>29931668Man that's depressing in English
>>29931860>Kiara>Polka>Risu>NO!
>>29931958Who are you talking about
>>29931922Give her money obviously.
>>29931950Yagoo has a fetish for trying to save broken girls.
>>29931949Do you take ARS?
>>29931929Just wait until they restock it unless you want to flex it to your friend
>>29931922Just tune into her streams when you can and send some loving messages. I'm never sure if she reads or understands them but I know I'm doing what I can.
>>29931798would polka love janitor fans though?
>>29931860<span class="sjis">GurAmeHaachama and MikoMoona>there are month old newfags who weren't here when everyone was spamming it[/spoiler]
>>29931929Well at least you'll have extra money
>>29931960Sauce onegai
>>29931860>>29931951am i the only one who reads those with a robot voice?
>>29931798Post more timestamps please.
>>29931798We all want love, I understand how this feels, but it's not healthy
>>29931813I was still of the opinion that they were playing it up because they're comfortable enough together to do so, but Gura having an actual crush on Amelia doesn't seem so farfetched anymore.
Cat Gura tries to steal your milk from the fridge but spills it all over the floor. She's kneeling on the ground with tears in her eyes, looking up at you. What do you do?
>>29931979Like i said
Gura is startinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tHYmIgZJuM
>>29931790No worries, thanks for the info
>>29931951Gura is strimming. We need a Gura thred
>>29931794The pack contents are mostly down to the holo themselves. It's usually some sort of scenario voices, but it could be anything at all.Botan's birthday one was a lot less exciting, it had 2 scenario voices and then a bunch of short clips you could use for PC/phone sounds.
>>29931798I love my menhera wife, we understand each
I wonder how Polka plans to commit suicide?
>>29932000Mating press
>>29931934honestly that's probably how a relationship with Gura would be
>>29931846If she's getting a degree, she'd still be working on one. Would explain her stream time and her old pre-holoEN schedules.
>>29931963When you hear her ASMR along with this you'll fall in love guaranteed
>>29932000i pat her on the head and go get her some more milk
Cunny time!
>>29932000Tell her it's okay since I bought some milk anyhow
>>29932000<span class="sjis">>r a p e[/spoiler]
>>29931882Making your partner feel they HAVE to depend on you and vice versa is literally the basis for a long lasting relationship/marriage.The moment one thinks they can do better without the other is when it all breaks down.
>>29932010A group one with all her members, on an island
>>29931798Is this what Kiara's slowly morphing into with how much she loves her chat?
>>29931798This is bad, I want to have a girlfriend for real now, until now I've been just shitposting
>>29931798>all these repliesi'm glad the split happened
>>29931929>>29931962Come to think of it, does Cover even have a store set up for NA or EU customers?
I love Gura!
>>29932003Jesus fucking christ that's the wrong video.
>>29931906implying that polka is not the one doing the stalking on you anon....
>>29931048ame?
You can hear the pregnancy in her voice
>>29932000No use crying over spilt milk
>>29932000Clean it up and buy more milk.
>>29932000get the water-spray and discipline this clumsy shark
gawr gurrat
>>29931798>everyone overreacting to thisKiara is even worse with how emotionally dependent she is on her chat and constant positive reinforcement yet I don't see people freaking out
>>29931860<span class="sjis">GuraMikoRisuYes[/spoiler]
>>29932003Philip....
Sleepy or just woke up?
Holy shit she sounds too erotic
>>29932000Give her my special milk
Gura sounds tired. Church and the farmers market must have really exhausted her today.
>>29931991[sjis] They missed great times
Did Gura skip church today?
>>29932022t. virgin
>>29931695Rape is bad and a violation of the NAP, begone thot
>>29932000That's fine I always have minimum 2 jugs of milk in the fridge
>>29931799It could be a very very large phimotic dick
You know, I always thought it was dumb how people on /hlgg/ seem take 5ch's opinion as representative of the entire Japanese fanbase, but it's becoming increasingly obvious that 5ch thinks that /hlg/ and /hlgg/ is representative of the entire Western fanbase at this point. And now I guess it's kind of cute mutual retardation.
gura sleeps all day on sundays?
>>29932003>Gura starting>Kana in 60min
>>29931994
>>29931860>Kiara>Haachama>Iofi>yes but I don't wanna do it
>>29931944I had trouble lewding Gura until she revealed how much of a coomer she was. So yes, in a heartbeat.
>>29932029 yes
GURA IS DYING FROM COOF
>>29932047<span class="sjis">Anonchama...[/spoiler]
Gura sounds cuter than usual tonight T n T
>>29932000Pour water on the floor to mix with the milk and tell her to lick it up
>Gura streaming on the day of SabbathGura... your religion reps...
Does gura sound different? like silky or something
she sounds like she's in afterglow bliss after taking a good dick
Is it me or Gura's voice much more soft today?
>>29931866wtf is trannyposting i never leave these threads
>>29932039I will when she goes GFE like Polka.
Gura has TMJ
>>29932047[/sjis]fail xD[/sjis]
Gura has TMJ...
>jaw problemim sorry bros peepee too thick
>my model??
UUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH why is cunny so delicious
>>29932059Sunday nap after church
Ah, the ol' Cock-suckin' Jaw.
Gura sounds.......... different.
>>29932060DO U RELL BELIEB IT?
>pizzasomeone post THAT
GURA SUCKING HER BF'S COCK AFTER STREAM!
Gura... your health reps...
>>29931911<span class="sjis"> ARE YOU FRUSTRATED?[/spoiler]
Gura has lockjaw syndrome?
fuck TMJ
Gura got the rona!
why does gura have lockjaw
>Low energy GuraAh, so she takes Sundays off basically
Gura sounds sexier than usual tonight.
oh no bros she's dying
>>29932074Cuter than usual today for sure
>>29931922Only watch Polka and no other girls. YOU BELONG TO POLKA AFTER ALL!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf7V_oqWkfg&t=3s&ab_channel=TOKIVtuberClips
>>29931922Yes but you must clownpost elsewhere as well to spread the love
So Gura's on her period, right?
soup withdrawal...
My jaw hurts as well after sucking too much dick.
Guarana...
Gura's got TMJ?
>>29932094the pepeloni?
>>29932081<span class="sjis">Anonchama...[/spoiler]
>>29932000Make her lick up the milk from the ground, wastefulness isn't acceptable...
>>2993205She went to morning and afternoon masses.She skipped the evening mass though...
Gura's stiff jaw
>Aki sick>Haachama sick>Ame sick>Mori sick>Gura sickWhat the fuck is going on
>>29932085>Gura>taking the in-character stuff seriously
>>29932092She sounds cuter today for some reason
Gura... not like this...
I can't believe she has TMZ
Everyone's dying...
>jaw pain>sore throatI-Is she Pregnant?
>>29932114do me next
SHE SOUNDS SEDUCTING FOR SOME REASON
GURA REALLY HAS THE COOF...
[Sjis] test
>>29932085Yes
I think gura is superstitious
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>29932068>>29932074>>29932075>>29932076>>29932092Post-orgasmic bliss after hearing Ame say MOIST
Gura still has COVID...
TMJ is a bitch I understand.
Can't believe Gura has cockvid..
Will you nurse Gura anon?
>>29931993I do too.
>>29931798Uhhh not to concernfag but I'm started to be seriously worried about Polka. What's going to happen if she has to take an unexpected break and can't interact with her fans? How are her unironic goslings going to handle it if Polka ever gets slighted by someone?
>>29932126Chink coof.
Oh my god... Gura... you can't say that.
I’m an stna see you later loosers
I swear to god if Gura has the chink flu I'm going to fly to China and blow up that dam myself
GURA, YOU CAN NURSE ON THIS*UNZIPS DICK*
>>29932118pepeloni?
I wish i could nurse Gura back to health
>>29932126people tend to get sick when the weather gets colder yknow
Princess ASMR preview?
I also have TMJ and it's completely manageable so fuck off concernfags
>>29931755Good it's working
polka is actually a fucking nutbar good lord
Ok gags aside what can the collective put together based on the symptoms Gura has talked about?
Unironically does sound cuter than usual
>>29932126It's that time of month
>>29932112No, an anon earlier in the thread impregnated her
>>29932104Sorry, it's my girth's fault....
gura just asked me to be her nurse and take care of her when she's sick, later losers
I want to nurse Gura back to health
How the fuck do you draw the embodiment of chat in a nurse outfit
i-i-i-im cute....?
This is supposed to be triggering my lewd thrusters but instead my parental instincts are kicking into overdrive
>>29932166Polka is LITERALLY me
Guys, Gura just called me cute!
>>29930656I'm sorry, bro. At least your oshi kept smiling and having fun.
Holy shit this is some nuclear gosling bait
She just called me cute, I'm in bros.
gura is cuter than usual today
G-Guys, Gura just called me cute...
>>29932155LOL!!!
THIS FUCKING MESUGAKI
Chat is cuter than usual today.
Holy shit I unironically got hard from Gura's voice. Someone please fuckign help me.
[Sexually]Nursing gura back to health!!!!UOOOOOOOOOOH!!!
>Ina starts opening up with chat and even tears up>Ame gets more snuggly with chat>Gura suddenly does tooWHAT'S HAPPENING
NARRATIVE?
I'M CUUUUUUUUUUTEEE
>>29932104She's mentioned it before. It's some kind of muscle problem she gets occasionally.
>both Ame and Gura call us cuteAAAAAAAA WHATS HAPPENING
God damn, her voice is so cute today
>>29931958This was the unironic members ASMR today from Polka herself. What is schizo about it?
>>29932060>Polka wants to be held by her fans when she's nervousSNUGGLE THE FENNEC.
>>29932174Faceless man in scrubs
>>29932194SC baiting
>Gura streams before Ame>"Hey guys you should watch Ame's stream.">continues streaming to finish whatever she was doing>Ame streams before Gura>drops everything just so she can watch Gura's shit
>>29932151I'm more worried about what happens to her after Hololive. It won't last forever.
>>29932081<span class="sjis"> KEK[/spoiler]
>>29932194They learn from the best.
Why the fuck is Gura extra fucking cute today. What happened is this some kind of fucking virus
>>29932164Her throat is sore and her jaw hurts so she is closer to a natural voice I suspect.
>>29932132She sucked enough cock and cum to make her jaw hurt, her throat heart, and pregnant
>>29932060Yeah that's not a good way to go on about. Definitely not everyone is like that. She's just ignoring the fact she's pretty fucked up.
>>29932126Other than Haachama, unless she has allergies from 'strayan spring, everyone else is getting screwed by the colder temperatures.
>>29932197For fucks sake
So what happens if the coof forces a Holo into retirement like it did to that one VA?
GURA GIVE ME THE CUNNY VIRUS SPIT ON MY FACE AND COOF ON ME
>>29931890Direct feedback upon my systems interactions with Pilot Amelia have demonstrably shown an increase in combat performance today. I find this outcome, satisfactory.
>>29932126Burnout. Cold-like symptoms without a fever or infection are a pretty standard experience for people suffering from chronic exhaustion or sleep deprivation. Too much work, too much stress, not enough sleep.
>>29931938There's a discord screenshot in the archives that says otherwise
Her jaw is locked, her hands and feet suffer from hypothermia and she couldn't eat a pizza she made and her throat hurts. I can't FUCKING believe Gura is gonna die live, on stream. And no soup.
>>29932116Everyone has a temporomandibular joint. Do you mean hers is dysfunctional?
No fun is allowed on Sunday.
Ame and Gura in the same household confirmed
>>29932194They all take cues from each other
>>29931755It is what it is anon
>>29931977>>29932207i'm saying that polka is a schizothat shit is not normal
>>29932126Koronevirus
Yes, Gura is carrying my child. There. You can stop paranoidly spamming your theories and gossip about my wife now.
>>29932190gura's voice is insanely powerful
I wish gura was always tired and had a sore throat she sounds less annoying this way much cuter
>>29932197
>>29932225What?
>>29932194They've all slowed down in growth and views, they need to staryt putting that extra effort
>>29931963I do it out of love for her
>>29932194
>no fun allowed on sundaysIf she isn't still Christian she was definitely raised Christian
>>29932151She'll either end up in some therapy or neck herself. I'm obviously hoping for the former.
>>29931780Nobody cares about overlapping superchat readings, only the diehards watch those.
>>29932197kek
>21kbros.. shionyos japanese train stream had 60k wtf... I thought we were winning?
>>29932242No successful streamers are normal.
>>29932197Fuck off rat that's already ded
>>29932235Yeah, a friend of mine has it he just always called it TMJ
>>29930651>kiarafuck yeah nigga
Clam Chowder is objectively the best soup.
When did she learn how the game worked?
>>29932197KEK
>>29932216Mori is so open her brain fell out
"Cuter than usual today" is starting to leak into the streams a little bit? Are we okay with that?
>>29932194They finally accepted chat as their BFE like Mori did.
>>29932197Evidence that Gura is pregnant so far>Eats a bizzaro diet that specifically highlights overly sweet things as well as nutrient rich foods such as salmon and ginger and avocados, indicating frequent and drastic fluctuations in her preferred tastes, possibly the most well known symptom of pregnancy>Has extremely low stamina, sits down as frequently as possible to alleviate the weight on her tiny feet, only recently started standing up to sing>Mood swings, Minecraft stream 14/11/2020 1:12>sensitive to overly loud music so she does acoustic quite a bit>Doesn't like even weak flashing lights as seen in the Whistleblower stream, got sick from smash bros, pregnant women vomit quite easily>Always plays games which feature pregnant characters or breeding mechanics, because pregnancy is actually her fetish and she can't hide it completely>Constantly fidgeting with her feet, pregnant women often get minor inflammation in their feet and they become somewhat sensitive, this is due to the added weight and also the hormones>She has said herself that she's "heavy">Has been doing the "baby check" bit since nearly her debut, it's not a joke or she would've abandoned it after Amnesia cause you know she lacks the attention span to make callbacks like that>"Screans "Daddy's home!" to cover up the door opening and closing when her actual baby daddy comes home>Got flustered when Ame mentioned getting married and having a family in Stardew Valley>Always says "oh baby" or "yeah baby" because she can't help but drop us hints>Poor bladder control, yet consumes a significantly larger amount of liquid than someone her size should need>Is clearly enamored with the idea of growing things and taking care of them, extremely strong maternal instincts that didn't exist before, (Have become EXTREMELY evident recently)>Clearly has the habits of a boared housewife, penny pinching amatuer home cook and gardener, spends all day singing and playing games and cleaning her house>Doesn’t go outside much, probably embarassed to walk around in public with her belly since she's so self concious normally and pregnancy only makes it worse>Literally orders for two at Mcdonalds>"itches" from inside (read baby kicking)>Has trouble sleeping cause there's no comfortable position to lay down with a pregnant belly>Lives in a home large enough for a family, probably wants a family of 5 or 6>Talks introspectively about her past, embarassed of that time when she wasn't being true to her desires for a simple family life>Gets leg cramps, extremely common for pregnant women due to the sudden increase in weight>Refers to herself as "mommy">Breast expansion fetish, probably excited for her own breasts to grow during pregnancy>Craves kitkats, French fries, once ate 50+ marshmallows at once>Stomach constantly makes noises, very often due to the bizzare mix of food pregnant women consume>gets cold easily, poor little heart is probably bareley strong enough to circulate blood for her and the baby>slouches in her chair, probably can't sit up straight out of habit but also because her belly gets in the way>Eats entire melon, very good for pregnant women>Wakes up at random hours, could be hikineet, could be tired mom to be, the chances are 50/50>ADHD like symptoms are common for first time pregnant women, they often get extremely scatterbrained during the second trimester when the hormone kick is in full effect>Loves "watching things grow," finds it extremely satisfying>Went for a jog and had to jog in 1 minute bursts before getting too tired>"filled" with feelings of self doubt, very common anxiety for expecting mothers and funny analogy>"Wants it bigger", possibly a reference to either her breasts or belly, possibly overall family size, also possibly vegetables>Clearly loves children, crazy cat lady, crazy baby lady, baby fever spreading to other animals?>Sore throast, mild congestion, very common as side effects to pregnancy>No, sleeping on her belly does not automatically mean she isn't pregnant, the womb is very structurally sound actually.>Her tummy feels funny>Feels faint sometimes, has trouble getting out of bed, belly too heavy pls andastand>Possibly anemic, every common for pregnant women especially those who were already on a bad diet>Sleeps with a shit ton of pillows, obviously to help her find a comfortable position with her belly and oversensitive breasts being in the way. Probably related to how she only wears a shirt to sleep because she hasn't bought any maternity pajamas.>Jaw pain, possibly pregnancy related>Sick feeling? Morning sickness? Evening sickness? Pregnant women feel queasy all the time.
GURA LIKES BEANS YOU KNOW SHE FARTS ALOT HAHA
>>29932104She's been doing insane singing reps for the past 5 years to get as good as she is, maybe she opens her mouth too wide and too often.
>>29930477Twitch donations have long been a thing before OF.
>>29931934I'd love her more and that worries me
>>29932248Fuck off
>>29932264>26k
>>29932285schizochama...
>>29932197I'm leaning back in my chair, am I pregnant?
I once ate beans in a movie theater and a black teenager shouted out "THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS"
>>29932242Wow are you Sherlock
Latinx narrative btfo
>>29931961It doesn't sound like her much but are people trying to stop her from getting collabs with holoEN? Her content is like the least offensive stuff out there.
>>29932194Sundays, man. This is the lord's day and coming up is the lord's birth monthConsider this a blessing
>>29932246I participated in the UOOHHHHHS before but getting hard just off the voice makes me feel like some kind of degenerate.
>>29930431my fucking sides
>>29932257Do protestants really?
>>29932285seeing this pop up on my screen made me jump because of how fucking massive it is
Blowing my ass out with Gura!
>>29932234I don't think its hypothermia, probably peripheral neuropathy
>>29932277It's you fags leaking it
Guys do you think Bloop gets double-teamed by bull sharks while Ame is busy streaming?
>>29932242When the Holo is moar schizo than the schizo posters...
>shark toolsSHESHERE
>I don't like baked beansYou fucking what, Gura? Unsubbing right now. Who should I member instead, lads?
>>29932197At this point is it even a narrative. I am fully expecting a Gura pregnant theories when someone makes the /hlgg/ wiki.
For me Ame's voice is best when she has enough rest and it's in her cute kinda high pitch toneFor Gura her voice is best when she's tired and a bit deeper and smoother compared to her usual oneI'm proud to be a sharkmate today lads
>>29932225nothing, they'll just be retired.
>>29932277Her voice is actually noticeably different so it's justified
Beans are fucking great fuck you guys
>>29932264Numberfagging is boring at this point anon
do your bean eating reps, you need fiber
>>29932276We love our Retardo Reaper.
>>29932295still not close...
>>29930801>>29930773>>29930845>>29930852>>29930878What's wrong with Patreon? There's lots of good artists you can support on there.
>>29932304really, it's a completely normal and understandable reaction. her voice is extremely feminine.
>>29932264Correction, it had peak 90k, held onto 80k for 3 hours
THIS NIGGA EATING BEANS
>>29932298it was his exaggerated swagger acting up
Gura sounds so erotic today
>>29932242I mean what can you do for her though? I want to support her as much as I can but she isn't going to go get help unless it's something she decides by herself.
>downloaded all the member asmrs of polka and haachama as .mp3 so they're all conveniently small filescomfy times in bed ahead
WHY THE FUCK DOESNT GOOGLE TELL ME WHEN THE STREAM STARTS I THOUGHT IT WAS AN HOUR FROM NOW
>canned beansDo people really?
What does cunny queef smells like
>>29932299yea and i just deduced that you are from reddit
>>29932276Wouldn't have her any other way.
>>29932126do you know what time of the year it is
> Ame mentioned
>>29932264>train streamwhat?
>>29932307Not totally sure about some but I know Mormons do
>>29932000sternly reprimand her but then give her a hug afterwards, and we both clean up the mess together.
>This isn't Titanfall 2, this is anal sex!
>>29932285If you tonned down some of those points and delete some other you would actually have something more convincing, but this is rrat level text, apoly yourself
wait did ame just give up on titanfall? lmao
>>29932293kill yourself concernfag
>>29932277It was purposefully leaked through a superchat to Amelia. I don't mind it because it's complimenting the girls and it isn't mean-spirited.
>>29932330It was literally 45 seconds after your post if you want to numberfag
>>29931813proof?
>>29932333Artists locking their stuck behind really expensive tiers is pretty shitty. I still support artists that don't do that that I like though.
>>29932276You say that, but Ame's the one telling absurd but apparently true horror stories constantly.
>>29932364what? what happened
Why is she trying to break the game
>this isn't titanfall 2yeah it's better
Gura...
Is the stream buffering every few seconds or is it just me?>
>>29931860>Ame>Aqua>Risu ▲▲ ▲
>>29932364>>29932374Internet issues
>>29932366You want her to be tired and feel like shit for your pleasure? Thats not me being a concernfag, thats just you being a schizo.
>>29932358Sounds about right.
>>29932355Can't stop thinking about her...
>>29932211streaming with monetization enabled at all is SC baiting to you retarded NEETs
>>29932264>60kbros.. gura's karaoke stream had 120kwtf... I thought we were winning?See why no one numberfags anymore?
>>29931668>>29931798How is this menhera, depending on each other is love. Everyone feels like that.
>>29932364Serious lag on her end, borderline unwatchable
>>29932377thank fuck for bad internet, huh
>Towa living rent free in Meru's dreams.https://twitter.com/yozoramel/status/1333222505478197248
AVOCADO
avocado bros
CLIP IT
Is superliminal a debuff game or is gura normalizing her viewers to 20k+ if it's not MC?
Remember in the debut when Ame said she really liked exploring games and going where she's not supposed to?How come Gura is doing way more of that in this game?
Avocado!
AVOCADOPALTAAGUACATE
SHE SAID IT
>>29932364>>29932374burger internet
Avocado
AVOCADOS!!!!!!!
AVACADOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29932277It's such an innocuous phrase that it hardly matters and it makes the girls feel good, it's not a big deal.
>>29932364Her internet shat itself.
avocado
avocado!
>>29932364internet and pc problems so she just did asmr instead lol
GURA PALTA
>avocado mentioned
start of the new AVOCADO Arc?
NOT DOING HIS REPS
>AvocadoSHE's HERE
AVOCADOBABYHEREHEREHERE
Avocadochads can’t stop winning
>gura calls her pregnant belly an avocado
>>29932388Because that what people do to bait SC
GURA HAS A BABY
Where you at avacado poster?
>>29931860GuraPolkaMoonaNope
>>29932024No kiara is just numberfagging as usual, she just wants to flex on her chat.
THE NARRATIVES
Oh no, here we go. She said the thing.
she said the thing!
>ctrl + f "avocado">gura is talking about it on her stream
Avocado babay
>>29931860<span class="sjis">>Gura>Polka>Moona>See for yourself[/spoiler]
>>29932285>gura talking about babieswhat the fuck
i grew it from baby
>Avocado is my baby>babyPreggerchads...
avocado bros...
>cramps in your legTell me this isn't another symptom of pregnancy
>guy superchats about a 1.5 mil celebration stream complaining because she didnt do a 1 mil celebrationi wish these guys would just fuck off already. seriously who cares about the celebration? she'll do one when it's ready if she wants to.
>avocadothread>can't post avocadoa-avocado
AVOCADO POSTING IS NOT DEAD
>ame mentioned>avocado mentioned>baby mentionedahhhhhhhhhh
>my babySHES HERE
>>29932397>Meru's replyYab
>>29930651>InaI would fight Lucifer to make it happen.
THE AVOCADO PLANT IS HER BABY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE AVOCADO NARRATIVE IS REAL
What's wrong with this bitch? Why does she like Avacados so much?
>that was for you ameliashe cant help herself huh
>>29932405She's been doing that in most games.
>Gura wants to watch Ame eat a banana
Is this Gura immediately after Discord sex?
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-EN: banana
I love you Avocado!
Amelia Bananson
Bless the guy doing translations for Polka, you're making it easier to love my oshi.
this banana brat
>>29932460bad news anon...
Goddammit, she's drunk again
>>29932460literally everything is a sign of pregnancy including periods
>>29932310Potential causes and/or treatments?
ENJOYAVOCADO
>ENJOY>AVOCADOS
avocado baby chads..
>>29932460>If you have painful leg cramps, you're not alone. Many pregnant women have them in the second or third trimester, often at night.
>>29932336Wait, you mean to say 3 of the most popular faces of hololive together couldn't beat one 3-month old shark singing karaoke?? Yikes..
my fucking sides
>>29932391Being way too dependent is not healthy, as it is being way too distant. Literally relationships don't last long or become messy when there's too much of both
Does she know?
>>29932197Am I missing something? Why are people responding to this as though Jaw pain is a symptom of pregnancy when the very first line says "There is no specific cause of Jaw pain during pregnancy" then talks about the actual potential causes of jaw pain? Does all it take to spin narratives is to post a screen shot of any medical article with the world pregnancy in it?
>>29932492Fuck off
Avocado babyQuick post the art
>>29932269Hmm, that seems to be a common thing for patients. It should be TMJ dysfunction or TMD. TMJ is just the anatomy.
>>29932480No, it's her immediately after real sex.
>your oshi>do you like avocado?
She's absolutely fucking here.
>>29932478Who doesn't?
>>29932501kek for fucks sake
>>29932460it's a symptom of potassium deficiency, same as jaw spasms.
I'll say it, I miss avacado poster and cream of potato poster. Where did they go?
>is there a book in there? there's always a book in theregura is a good christian girl
>>29932512She always does
Her voice sounds like she just escaped from tumbling in a dryer for 10 minutes
Who needs survey posting to kill a thread when avocados exist?
>>29932301it's basically confirmed that it's her, these vocaroos that just got posted are old ones from when she used to post. I think, I'm a newfriend and I've done minimal reps to get to this level of udnerstanding
>>29932039I don't think Kiara's quite there yet despite what it may seem. There's a key difference. Kiara's pretty new to the scene, so having a "first reaction" to thinking she's emotionally entrenched with her viewerbase just given her personality. seems like it would be pretty easy to mistake.The clown has pretty thoroughly been the the ringer, so at this point her perspective is rather damned terminal in a sense.
>>29932513SHE IS PREGNANTI AM THE FATHERYOU'RE JUST GOING TO HAVE TO ACCEPT IT
Now put it in the trash can
>realize the room you wake up in is a hotel>immediately try to get into the drawer that always has a Bible in itb-bros?
>>29932522ameya
>>29932297yes, sorry to inform you
>>29932492SHUT UPENJOY AVOCADO
>>29932403This is a normal dropoff for a stream series that started at 40K.
>>29932522GuraLove it
>>29932493I honestly hate that literally any symptom is that of pregnancy so the narrative is unkillable
>>29932517No not THAT one NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29932460Yes. Shit, I guess I was pregnant a few months ago.
https://twitter.com/alfa_hatdog/status/1333174232931467264This is cute.
>>29932522>Gura>Yes
>>29932534Ame?!
>>29932531what?
>>29931395It's called being poor anon.
>>29932513preggofags are retarded
I love you Gura!
>>29932528Joke peaked.
>>29932545It was killed when Gura said she sleeps on her tummy
i love you, gura!
>>29932480No, she knew she had to wait for until after the superchat reading, that's why she asked Ame to say moist so she had something to tide herself over
>>29932307Im pretty sure Croatia has imposed a law where Sundays are considered as business holidays. That was the norm back in the day and should be followed again. Fuck the banks
>>29932522InaYes, it's expensive as fuck tho
>>29932492Kill yourself
>first time with gura
>>29932522gurano
I love Gura