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Christmascore fun!

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>> No.30237471
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Don't let fairies near the eggnog/alcohol of choice

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>> No.30237574

>>30237471
no problem i'll just put them back in my pants

>> No.30237741
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>> No.30237859

>>30237471
Realistically do you think getting your cock fisted by a fairy would feel good?
I assume not

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It was snowing, but now it's warming up a bit

>> No.30238002

Anybody else wonder if monster girls would get periods and such like human women do?

>> No.30238053
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>ara~ara~s in Australian

>> No.30238073

>>30238002
>... Uhm, do Monstergirls get a [girls day (menses)] like human woman do? Seems like the girls around me get [a horrible stomach ache every time], so I think it would be nice for both sides if they can have children without that.
>While they get such a periodical day, there won't be any bleeding or pain. Rather than this they might get more sensitive (in the sexual sense). (TL Note: Slight liberty on the question by replacing obscure reference.)

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>> No.30238334

>>30238293
Cuddlesnek

>> No.30238429

>>30237859
From what I've heard of urethral swabbing, no.

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>>30238293
Lovely sneks

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>>30237471
You can't tell me what to do.

>> No.30238918

>>30238073
Huh.

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>>30238053

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>>30238526
But that's a dragon.

>> No.30239241

Post gazers, thanks.

>> No.30239273

>>30237270
>no matter what, monstergirls never ever partake in adulter-
Dropped.

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>>30239241
I don’t like beaches but I’d go to one if there were hot Gazers lining the coast

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>>30237270
I love ribbion bondage! Post more gift-wrapped girls!

>> No.30239502

>>30238293
Cute grape.

>> No.30239560

>>30239323
>I don't like beaches
Why are you retarded?

>> No.30239672

>>30239560
He probably doesn't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

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>>30239485
Forgot to change the picture to something more on-topic, but I feel that one still proves my point.

>> No.30239694

>>30239323
Fuck sand, honestly.

>> No.30239722
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>dom kiki about to reward mastah

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>>30239276
Big arch-demons raping me

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>>30239241

>> No.30240027

>>30239560
Sand and the heat. If you go to one for more than 40 minutes and don’t want to get sunburned to hell you have to slather yourself in sunscreen which leaves your hands greasy and disgusting afterwards and is generally annoying to rub all over your fucking body. Plus I don’t like the ocean, especially ever since I stepped on a jellyfish when I was a kid

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>>30240027
maybe that jelly fish misses you

>> No.30240229
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>>30239485

>> No.30240264

>>30239819
Demons never rape. Their victim, err mate, is always willing

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>>30240149
Sea slimes are tragically underrated.

>> No.30240297

Do succubi take well to rejection?

>> No.30240328

>>30239315
I will never forgive arcade

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>>30240297
Succubi don't get rejected, they get even.

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(You) are the prey, she the sexual predator

>> No.30240456

>>30239722
A course of Girtablilu venom, Humpty slime and sticky mushrooms before she spends a long time edging you before milking you without mercy.

>> No.30240461
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Why are gremlins so cute?

>> No.30240568

>>30240456
Perfect and elegant kiki meido knows what's best for mastah

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>>30240297
Never.

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>>30240445
Why don't you have a seat over there?

>> No.30240755
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>>30240461
Imagine your Gremlin wife making a giant mech powered by the energy you two release while fucking, that aids the Demon Lord’s army in their raids against the Order states by launching concentrated mamano mana as projectiles

>> No.30240830

>>30240755
Mating Gear

>> No.30240995
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>>30240445
I wouldn't mind that.

>> No.30241256

>>30240830
RULES OF NATURE

>> No.30241266

>>30240568
>Perfect and elegant kiki maid plays with your aching and needy cock.
>A kiss and a lick here, a rub there, a hand supporting your balls. She does just enough to send you near the edge, but always stops when you're about to reach over.
>All while she teases you, telling you she's training you to use the thing between your legs and you have to endure it.
>Sometime later, she stops.
>"Time for a quality test"
>Before you can ask what she means, she takes your cock deep into her mouth.
>This pushes you way over the edge and you cum.
>Your mind goes blank as rope after rope of cum goes directly down her throat as she easily takes it.
>After your mind returns, you notice you're still hard and she's on top of you.
>"that was just the first round. master."

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>> No.30241411

>>30241266
>>"Time for a quality test"
>>Before you can ask what she means, she takes your cock deep into her mouth.
Makes sense considering she is the one doing the cooking. She is just checking the results. Her regime is strict, but loving.

>> No.30241463

>>30240755
Imagine your quickshot Gremlin wife making an orgasm-powered bee-shaped mech that fires a wave of dark matter bullets every time you make her squirt.

>> No.30241545
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I love my lich wife!

>> No.30241746

>Kind, courageous, pure-hearted shota hero is captured by the vile Demonlord's forces
>"We shall see how this so-called 'hero' fares...in the gladiatorial coliseum!"
>He's marched out into an open arena amidst the deafening noise from a packed crowd. He steels himself for combat and grueling jeers as he readies himself.
>The crowd of monsters are waving numerous colored banners depicting the hero's likeness. A few of them have what look like...pillows with his image?
>"Ahhhhh, Hero-kun's so cool-looking!"
>"Cute! CUUUUUUUUUTE!"
>His adversary is corralled into the arena; a large demonic feral beast! It's awfully round though...vaguely looks like a creepy-cute distorted stuffed animal. Its big, solid-white eyes were unblinking and unsettling but its movements were slow, sluggish, and telegraphed. Bumping against his shield it had virtually no force at all and it seemed to tire itself out quick.
>"Ganbare, Hero-kuuun!"
>"IN AWE OF THE STRENGTH OF THIS LAD!"
>There's vendors selling merchandise in the stands; stuffed dolls resembling him, pins with his face, decorative scrolls, books, replica 'Hero's Blades', etc.
>The 'beast' is soon 'defeated' by taking one too many shield bumps and dramatically falling over in a cloud of dust and a torrent of squealing cheers from the stands.
>The hero's led back to his 'gladiator slave quarters' where after a few hours a guard very obviously drops a key within reach and then pretends to go to sleep to the sound of her own fake-snoring.
>He escapes captivity but ultimately feels defeated in ways his young emotional state can't express

>> No.30241957

>>30240461
because their body was made to be stomach bulged because you love her so much your penis grew three sizes!

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>>30241545
cute picture
how well does she deal with plants memeing on her?

>> No.30242111

>>30240297
If a succubus is rejected, it's part of her plan. Either to end up with him later, or to boost another girl's chances.

>> No.30242150

>>30242062
into the trash. meme loving plants make for bad potions.

>> No.30242155

>>30239560
Different anon, but I'm not a big fan of beaches either.

>> No.30242228

>>30242150
Good to hear that she has solid ethical standards. Imagine if a Cheshire got her hands on such a potion.

>> No.30242356

>>30242228
It would make /tv/ look like a titana's meme facebook group

>> No.30242443

>>30239672
Spotted the sandworm.

>> No.30242597

>>30237270
It looks like this thread is getting less and less posts before being archived.

>> No.30242660

>>30242597
No.

>> No.30242676

>>30242597
Thank Hololive for that

>> No.30242712

>>30242597
/jp/ is popular!

>> No.30242832
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>>30242676
Hololive monstergirls!

>> No.30243031
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Criminals should be forced to wear matching collars with their Hellhound guards and an extremely short leash should connect the two of them, restraining the accused's haed in kissing range.

>> No.30243213

>>30242832
I miss my singing succubus...

>> No.30243282
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I'm fucking waiting for the portals to open so a Kitsune can swallow my soul but it's not FUCKING happening
How much longer do I need to wait???

>> No.30243367

>>30243282
Isn't that a Kumiho?

>> No.30243416

>>30243282
It's delayed by 1 month every time someone asks about it.

>> No.30243443

>>30243367
Meh, sasquatch vs bigfoot, same thing basically

>> No.30243467
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>>30241746
>be wizard living in the demon realm
>a Danuki sells me a ticket to a battle on the coliseum where an order hero is going to be fighting
>arrive at the coliseum
>watch in disbelief as a kid fights an overgrown plushy monster
>battle ends with the kid alive
>whatafuckingwasteofmoney.jpg
>fucking (((Danukis)))

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>>30243443
Wrong and racist.

>> No.30243526

I'm planning on being a streamer. What should one stream that isn't my dick to get monster viewers?

>> No.30243536

>>30240027
Yeah, that's why I hate the beach too. Too hot, too sunny, too sandy. I don't mind the ocean, though. Worst I got was when I went diving for the first time and had the "there are two miles of water beneath me" moment.

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>>30243526
Just be yourself

>> No.30243601

>>30243503
"Nuh uh" the kumiho says, "kitsune rapes you 9 times as proof of marriage, whereas we charm you and rape you in one super long session, and keep part of your essence within us as proof" as if the man is listening while getting mofu'd to mind break

>> No.30243608

>>30243467
>>30241746

They'll do worse than defeat you. They'll commercialize you.

>> No.30243630

>>30243526
Anything but make sure 90% of the screen is your face.

>> No.30243660

>>30243581
I don't think monsters want to see me lifting, playing videogames and cooking

>> No.30243693

>>30243660
That's what you think.

>> No.30243747

>>30243031
What is it like being legally owned by a tall hellhound war veteran?

>> No.30243757

>>30239722
Let's go.

https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/4234030

>> No.30243768
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>>30239241
Getting stronger every day

>> No.30243776

>>30243581
I can already hear "Hey Gsauce Michelle here!"

>> No.30243846

>>30243747
Rough sex and warm cuddles

>> No.30243856

>>30243747
>"Something was wrong. They put on civilian clothes again and looked to their mothers and wives very much like the young men who had gone to business in the peaceful days before August 1914. But they had not come back the same men. Something had altered in them. They were subject to sudden moods, and queer tempers, fits of profound depression alternating with a restless desire for pleasure. Many were easily moved to passion where they lost control of themselves, many were bitter in their speech, violent in opinion, frightening."

You don't want that.

>> No.30243859

>>30240024
Everyone's better when coated in Gazer goo.

>> No.30243881

>>30243601
And the liver eating.

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>> No.30244077

>>30243881
In my culture "eat your liver" is a way of saying someone is very dear to you

>> No.30244168

>>30243856
I think it is safe to say that a war veteran in a mamono's case isn't as serious.

>> No.30244336

>>30244077
I don't trust Kumiho culture

>> No.30244606

>>30243757
What a maid. Mastah is in good hands.

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>>30244336
I don't think she cares what you trust or not, that's the "monster" in "monster girl"

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>Mage with monster wife
>Learn how to teleport short distances
>Go up to wife and put hand over her chest
>"I don't exist, I was in your heart the entire time"
>Teleport to the next room
Would this warrant Eros intervention?

>> No.30244782

>>30244675
So I'm suppose to do whatever she wants?

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>>30244675
Holy shit, someone else understands probably.

>> No.30244858

>>30244694
Right. I forgot how weak I am to apsara. Wow.

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>>30242356
If there were Titanias from the pre-DL times who acted like proper British fairies their memes would make a cheshire confused and disturbed

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>>30244782
>>30244803
Yes
You will be fucked and sucked
And then mofu mind broken
Please understand

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>>30244858
Apsara are top tier girls. I would be good Apsara bait.

>> No.30245266

>>30243856
This is by far the most autistic thought I've had in regards to mge but if the portals opened I would use necromancy to revive the soldiers who died in ww1 and 2. If that failed I would kidnap high ranking undead and get them to do it instead

>> No.30245273

>>30245252
I wanna suck on those milkers!

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>>30245119
I've just always liked MGs for that partially-alien nature.
A being that is to some degree unlike anything you know, but loves you all the same.

>> No.30245320

>>30245273
The only milkers a man should lust after are massive Manticore milkers.

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>> No.30245416

>>30245320
Your inferior manticore milk can't compete with a apsara's milk.

>> No.30245427

>>30245320
>tfw no manticore momster

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>>30245320
I disagree. I lust over all mamono milkers

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>> No.30245667

>>30245119
Mofu hugs sound nice.

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>>30245316
For me the hottest thing is the predator and prey aspect. It's like, the same thing as a lion catching a deer. It's just the natural order that they're predators to us, and are naturally, biologically equipped to subdue and have their way with us, and extract seed to reproduce. Tools like magic, special reproductive muscles, manticore tail, slime girls in general, succs that can change their bodies to our preference, etc. And then you're telling me there's real love on top of that? How could any sane man say no? Unless it's to play into a fantasy, in that case a lot of the time they don't mind receiving.

>> No.30245807

>>30239560
Beaches are fucking disgusting.
They smell like rotting fish and seaweed. They are also full of rotting fish and seaweed.

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>> No.30245823

>>30245807
Sounds like you just have shit beaches

>> No.30245864

My waifu > Your waifu

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>>30245864
Prove it.

>> No.30246010

>>30245719
Gonna insert my face into that hellhound's nether regions

>> No.30246058

>>30245864
That statement is true, my waifu is indeed better than your waifu

>> No.30246162

>>30245416
Manticore milk has venom in it. Fucks you up while it fills you up.

>> No.30246254

>>30246162
So what's the mge equivalent to senzu beans?

>> No.30246356

>>30245823
The beach where I live is very cold year-round and extremely polluted

>> No.30246448

>>30241411
It's her meal. She has the right to control the taste, quantity, and texture.

>> No.30246512

>>30246254
Venom.
It invigorates you, makes you feel nice, and inflicts upon you an unstoppable need to run towards the nearest monster girl and fuck her until you pass out.

>> No.30246650
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30246650

Improved Reimu.

>> No.30246694

>>30246650
Ran, what are you doing in her clothes?

>> No.30246757

>>30246694
Satisfying my fetish.

>> No.30247076
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>Portals open
>Monster girls integrate into our societies
>Some time passes
>Still have yet to land a monster girl wife
>One day while loading groceries into your car, a p'orcer raiding party descends upon you
>You don't notice them at all
>One p'orcer charges right for you
>You open up your car door
>She slams into it, knocking her out
>Confused you look to see what happened
>As you see her laying on the ground, you profusely apologize
>Another p'orcer charges you from behind
>You bend over to check on the one that was knocked out
>The charging p'orcer misses you and runs head first into the side of your car, knocking her out
>Confused again, you turn to see her knocked out as well
>Two others begin charging at you from both sides
>They're coming at you low
>As you stand up, you stumble backwards because you're a klutz
>The two slam into each other, knocking each other out
>You're confused and worried about what's going on
>You hear a loud "WAAAAAAGGGHHHH" coming from above
>A p'orcer standing on the car behind you tries to tackle you from above
>You turn around leaning back against your car
>She lands headfirst into the pile of p'orcers
>You're stunned and confused of what the fuck just happened
>You try to check up on them
>As they start coming to, they admit defeat and proclaim you as their master
>You just obtained a submissive p'orcer harem entirely by mistake

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>> No.30247234

>>30246757
I will say this, the open side chest of the shrine maiden outfits is great when breasts are overflowing out of it.

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>>30246650
Damn those clothes-stealing kitsunes!

>> No.30247537
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>> No.30247619
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Shogs? Kikis? All amateurs.

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>> No.30247885

>>30247829
big fat vore monster!

>> No.30247989

>>30247829
You know, I'm beginning to think those chunky cheshires have some competition. The absolute monster, I bet she doesn't have the decency to wear any cloths at home.

>> No.30247994
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I like lilims

>> No.30248004
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>> No.30248019
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>>30247885
Shut up.

>> No.30248080

>>30247234
It's also great when breasts are not overflowing so it fits loosely. Just let her lean forward a bit...

>> No.30248195
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>> No.30248386

>>30248004
>Born an succubus
>Have a flat chest

>> No.30248627
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>>30240297
No.

>> No.30248732
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>>30247994
That pic is missing one

>> No.30248816
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>> No.30248822

>>30248732
pretty sure it was made before that one came along

>> No.30248848
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>> No.30249113

>>30248019
I love sandworms

>> No.30249212
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>>30249113
Same.

>> No.30249316
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OBEY

>> No.30249442
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>>30249442
Cute!

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>> No.30249921
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Seems legit.

>> No.30249983

>>30249921
I have some concerns with becoming mere reproductive organs.

>> No.30250057
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>>30249983
Assuming she goes by MGE chaos rules, you can turn back anytime.

>> No.30250067
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Christmas cakes

>> No.30250121
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>>30250067
From the thumbnail, it looked like she was making one of those wojak faces.

>> No.30250164

>>30246650
Was this Yukari's, Ran's or Reimu's idea?

>> No.30250454
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>life in the years immediately following the new Demon Lord's takeover

>> No.30250510
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>> No.30250601

Silver haired kiki with time stopping powers.

>> No.30250791
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How do you introduce the first wife to the second one? Can I do the same method when I get a third wife?

>> No.30250816

>>30250601
Sounds dangerous.

>> No.30250819

Don't you hate it when a holstaur that looks 18 reveals to be 12 years old?

>> No.30250874

>>30246162
drinking venom doesn't do anything

>> No.30250876
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Dorime!

>> No.30250900
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>>30250819
I don't see anything wrong with that.

>> No.30250913

>>30250874
Mamono mana.

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Glacies will crap big thick logs of pure ice cubes out her pretty blue butthole in your mouth while you sleep or in your cold beverage of choice while you're not looking if you don't let her dom you during sex. You better do what she says.

>> No.30251150

>>30250791
>Monsters are supposed to have insane libidos
>Anons think they'll be able to deal with fuckhuge harems
Even after becoming an incubus how the fuck are you going to spend a fair amount of time with each of them?

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>>30250876

>> No.30251197

>>30251150
Marry several witches and familiars and they can do fusions for more efficient and powerful lovemaking.

>> No.30251211
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>>30251150
>>Incubi can be refreshed by sex the same way baseline humans are refreshed by sleep, so they can lead a normal/consistent life even though they have lots of sex

>> No.30251293

>>30250876
Why would the priestess look at me like that when I confessed I had a fattish for corrupted nuns?

>> No.30251295

>>30251259
>He didn't read the entire post

>> No.30251346

>>30250876
Good thing I'm not a church-goer, I'm safe from any suspicious nuns

>> No.30251386
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>Mostly live on the (east) coast
>Scottish ancestry (At least, as far as my name is concerned)
>End up fighting (or befriending) sea monsters in pretty much every video game I play.
>KC STILL hasn't made a proper sea serpent
>tfw no Nessie gf

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>>30251386
We have the next best thing tho.

>> No.30251685
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>>30251517
Eel is really fucking good I'll give you that.

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>> No.30251780

>>30250791
Have them do it with each other, then have them team up on you. Repeat with every new member.
>>30251150
Looking at monsters that naturally come in groups, we know some ways that seem to work
>The monsters take turns doing housework and fucking their husband, then doing other activities as a full group
>Sex time is even among all the girls, but the group competes for private time with the husband (in most cases, the girl who gave the best sex that day gets the most time with the husband)
>Extremely large groups will have sex be first come first serve, and then the husband chooses a couple of girls to hang out with after they're all satisfied

>> No.30251939
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https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random

A Lilim appears before you and gives you this offer:
You're able to go to their world, but on the condition that you live in an isolated small house in the middle of nowhere with a random monster as your wife and only companion. How happy are you with this arrangement?

Also, no re-rolling unless its a potion or place. You're not marrying the city of Lescatie or a potion and that's final.

>> No.30252008

>>30251939
Lmao time to marry the FAQ page here we go

>> No.30252038

>>30252008
I wish you two happiness anon.

>> No.30252063

>>30251939
>White Horn
As much as I like the cold, I am not into horse pussy.

>> No.30252065

>>30251939
>Large Mouse
Eh, not a fan of rodents and such, but as long as I can convince her to not wear these stupid cheese-pants I'd go for it.

>> No.30252162

>>30251939
>Lich
I could be happy with this.

>> No.30252171

>>30251939
Sure, I'll bite.
>Fallen God
NOW HANG ON FOR JUST A MOMENT!

>> No.30252172
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>>30251939
>Shog
I was hoping for the full minecraft experience in building up an isolated farmstead and enjoying my solitude. Honestly, even without the MG wife it sounds nice. But getting a Shog for this is easy mode. Just a little gross... wouldn't want to have her replace my food and drinks you know? But yeah, good deal.

>> No.30252283
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>> No.30252324

>>30251939
>Kobold
Not really happy with that. Though she's not complete garbage

>> No.30252347

>>30251939
>Lamia
Could be worse, but I'm typically not a fan. I'd still go with it though, the lifestyle would be comfy and even before KC made the encyclopedia a huge thing Lamias seemed like the most chill and nicest of his monsters as long as you're faithful to them.

>> No.30252388

>>30251386
Love that picture. Especially the huge tiddies

>> No.30252411
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>>30252324
>Intelligent, fuckable hunting dog
>Not happy
That's probably one of the best rolls you could get in the wilderness.

>> No.30252432

>>30251939
>Everyone getting great deals with Shog, Lich, White Horn, and Mouse
>I get a stinky purple snake
This shit is rigged
I'd still say yes though

>> No.30252441

>>30251939
>Gyoubu Danuki
Meh. Fine

>> No.30252474
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>>30251939
>mfw it's Wilmarina Noscrim
sure, could be worse

>> No.30252662

>>30252411
Yeah, she's good for the situation, but I'm just not big on kobolds. I'm jealous of the anon's that rolled whitehorn, shog, and lamia. The first two would be just as good in that situation but are much more desirable girls, and lamias are top tier girls that I absolutely love.

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>>30251939
>Dark Elf
I can see why I was told to go somewhere isolated. I would be happy.

>> No.30252712

>>30251939
>zap weasel
This will work.

>> No.30252820
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>>30251939
>Ren Xiongmao
Comfy

>> No.30252843

>>30252432
Sneks are god tier for this scenario. Imagine spending most of your day coiled by a snek, pure bliss.

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>>30227994
I ask for directions.

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>>30252843
Even better if it's a floofsnek.

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>>30251939
>Ocelomeh

Being a househusband to an aggressive hypersexual rapecat isn't the worst. She'll be gone a good portion of the day to hunt so it'll be more like 18/7 rape than 24/7.

>> No.30253144

>>30249442
Angels are mankind's protective big sisters!

>> No.30253221

>>30251939
>Alone in a small house, in the middle of nowhere.
>With an Ignis.
The house isn't going to last 3 days without burning down.

>> No.30253271

>>30253005
Your get directions back to your new home.

>> No.30253372
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I want a strong cow to carry me.

>> No.30253392

>>30252171
https://youtu.be/8KsT6RgXF_I

>> No.30253402

>>30253372
Man, I nut like a champion to this one. It was so fucking good.

>> No.30253486
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>>30253392
>This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube

>> No.30253561

>>30251939
>witch
yeah no

>> No.30253616

>>30251939
>Nurarihyon
I'd be very happy to live a comfy life with my smoke hobo.

>> No.30253637

>>30251939
>Wurm
Sounds good to me!

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>> No.30253720

>>30253676
Megagaunt

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>> No.30254001
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Why do we love ancient evils? Why are they so irresistable?

>> No.30254114

>>30254001
They're slightly more competent than young evils.

>> No.30254229
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>>30254001
Forbidden fruit.

>> No.30254236

>>30254001
It's an ancient evil that did horrible things and was a creature of great death and destruction. But she likes you so that most likely makes it extra endearing and meaningful since she didn't just kill you like the thousands of other humans she met.

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>>30254001
An ancient evil christmas cake somehow exudes both power and vulnerability at the same time. One is sexy, one is cute.

>> No.30254363
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>> No.30254377

Jurassic park but with dino girls

>> No.30254385

>>30254363
Hip, cool, modern Anubis!

>> No.30254415

>>30254363
Do you come with the car?

>> No.30254418
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>>30254236
Yet, I am sure she will end us like she did the others when she is through. But we must try to redeem them regardless of the fate.

>> No.30254481
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>>30237270
There were a few monster races in the previous age that raped men to reproduce. How often do you think a foolish man ventured out to slay monsters but his attempt was worse than not trying as he ended up fathering more monsters than he killed, if he managed to kill any?

>> No.30254546

>>30254377
I want to be bullied and edged by a pack of Raptor girls in tall grass.

>> No.30254591
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New commission, this time featuring my blatant addiction to denim, except this time it's spreading.

>> No.30254600

>>30254363
Do modern Anubi run pyramid schemes instead of building pyramids?

>> No.30254647

>>30252171
Say goodbye to a dry pelvic region Anon.

>> No.30254695
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Tell the lamia about the names you can see

>> No.30254718

>>30254591
Looks torn in some good places too

>> No.30254785

>>30251939
>tritonia
could be much worse, sure why not.

>> No.30254798

>>30254418
Such is the risk of that coveted form of love.

>> No.30254837

>>30253561
>not bulging a witch tummy with semen in the middle of nowhere

>> No.30254932

>>30254647
>pelvic region
I'm pretty sure there's not a single part of me that's not going to get covered in her love juices.

>> No.30254949
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>>30251939
What luck! A monster with a body that can be wrapped around me.

>> No.30255058 [SPOILER] 
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Gonna bully low level dragons by telling them to come face me when they're older, there's no way this could ever backfire!

>> No.30255066

>>30251939
Doppel ez clap pogchamp

>> No.30255141
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>> No.30255147

I just want to get it over with having sex with some little girls and just do the cool magic that the sabbath promised me already.

>> No.30255195

>>30251939
I decline. I like being mostly alone, but not in the middle of nowhere, unless I was guaranteed the perfect or near-perfect wife.

>> No.30255261

>>30255147
>Hey mister anon, I have lots of cool magic books in my van, wanna see them?

>> No.30255537
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>> No.30255598

>>30255537
A proud knight that needs a huge pregnancy to continue her line.

>> No.30255806
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Heroes<corrupted heroes<marrying corrupted heroes

>> No.30255820
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>>30251939
>Oomukade
Yes.

>> No.30255878

>>30251939
>Wurm
Decent definitely doable

>> No.30255937

>>30255598
Which will make her breasts even bigger.

>> No.30255960

>>30251939
>Poseidon
Good but I don't think that counts

>Hobgoblin
I'm OK with this.
Cute baka wife.|

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>> No.30255994

>>30255937
As it should, she'll need it to feed her daughter(s)

>> No.30256066

>>30255147
I would just go hit up the loney CC dark mage in the woods.

>> No.30256129

>>30255986
her brother did ask for this

>> No.30256210

After having a harem of 9 harpies of different species, all my furniture is soaking in their cum and littered with feathers, they all keep laying eggs on our weaved baskets that's in every corner of the house, they're hording inanimate shiny objects like pipes, coins, spoons, and specially broken-off doorknobs inside their asses and vaginas, I would try to rape me and take my clothes off but I have to keep reminding them of the impotence of consent. Lastly, they become so chatty and loud that I have to keep them inside most of the time because we live in a neighborhood full of kids and I don't want them having open conversations of violent lewd sex where kids can hear them.
It's tough being a harpy man but I love them so much and I would protect them with my life.

>> No.30256314

>>30246650
Wrong hair color

>> No.30256327

Extremely dedicated Kikimoras may pierce their nipples in such a manner so as to be able to attach a tray to a pair of small chains, with a third supporting the back connected to a choker to more effectively serve and excite their master simultaneously.

>> No.30256438

>>30255806
How about marrying heroes then corrupting them?

>> No.30256444

>>30256327
based.

>> No.30256512

>>30251939
>Apophis
Help

>> No.30256674

>>30256512
Pharaoh-san will setup you two up wih a nice home on the beach.

>> No.30256726

>>30251939
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Human
Nooooooooo!
Curse you!
However right after that I got
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Lilim

>> No.30256860

>>30256726
You get two wives. And you and the lilim wife gets to corrupt the human one.

>> No.30256891

>>30256674
>constantly coiled up and drugged by the Apophis
I guess there are worse fates. Gotta learn how to love the grape

>> No.30257005

>>30251939
>Dark slime
Eh, are you sure I can't reroll, I wouldn't mind having sex with one but I would not want to marry one.

>> No.30257025

>>30256066
I would just go hit up the woods-dwelling dark mage's daughter.

>> No.30257282

You have to sniff a kobold's butt if you want to look unsuspecting in front of the other dog and wolf girls.

>> No.30257320

>>30245070
Fairies do pull lots of pranks, but Chesires are meme incarnate.

>> No.30257328
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ALL HAIL THE PHARAOH!

>> No.30257548
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>>30257328
I serve her in all things

>> No.30257600

>>30251939
>Human
That's not a monster so I am rerolling.

>Bastet
I guess, but not a whole lot is known about her specifically.

>> No.30257664

>>30252063
thats a deer

>> No.30257750

>>30257328
Why would I worship some old corpse in the desert when I could worship to the CHIEF GOD and get cool hero status?

>> No.30257819
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Fear the old Holst.

>> No.30257822
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>>30257750
She's way cooler though.

>> No.30257852

>>30257750
The pharaoh can make you into her hero/champion AND you get to tap fat pharaoh ass

>> No.30257898

>>30257600
>>30256726
interesting, already two anons having the first roll being a human partner

>> No.30257909

>>30257822
Pharaoh might seem like a laid back ruler, but she is actually a veteran warrior and battle mage! She protects!

>> No.30257912
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>>30257328
Will I be rewarded?

>> No.30258014
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>> No.30258040

>>30257898
I think Bastet is kinda cheating too on top of all that. She could just open a path back to the Cat Kingdom after all.

>> No.30258062

>>30257909
Exactly.,
>>30257912
More than you can imagine.

>> No.30258138

>>30257852
Why settle for just one cold undead ass when you can get angel ass, valkyrie ass, and female hero ass?
>>30257822
You've got problems if you think a dead body with a pair of tits is cooler than a boon-giving god.

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>>30258138
>You've got problems if you think a dead body with a pair of tits is cooler than a boon-giving god.
*stares in necromancer*

>> No.30258347

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy7yv44vjIo
>Undead Kingdom resident visits Wintertown for the first time (colorized)

How would monsters react to Christmas?

>> No.30258879
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30258879

So tanukis are mostly merchants, loan sharks, traders, etc. what stops me from say finding a lone tanuki shop keeper out in the woods, pulling a roshan and pants-ing her so I can take all her stuff?

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Knees weak, arms are heavy. This short is about a yeti. Yeti request for >>27968040 finished.

https://pastebin.com/3yrWbFKd

Up next is a story about a manticore play wrestling with her husband.

>> No.30259290

what happens if you explain to a wendigo that her appearance is based off of a pop-culture misinterpretation of the wendigo myth

>> No.30259344

>>30258879
her kunoichi clan connections

>> No.30259399

>>30251150
With magic of course!
By magic, I mean womb tatoos that saps mana and distribute it to each monstergirl in harem. Maybe a bunch of psychic dildos that are linked to the tatoos as well.

>> No.30259597

>>30251939
I got a Devil Bug. I am not happy and I want to see the Lilim's manager.

>> No.30259664

>>30251939
>Dhamphir
That's fucking free real estate.

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>>30259290
>Awawa?

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>>30259177
Nice.

>> No.30259839
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>adopt a succubus
>end up becoming your daughteru's sex slave

>> No.30259890

>>30259696
How many wendigos do I have to fight off claim a warm blanket from the dryer?

>> No.30259926

>>30259839
no sex slavery until she finishes her homework

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>> No.30260183

>>30259839
>no, go to your room, I'm in charge here.
>"Do you feel in charge?"
>I bought you McDonalds...
>"And this gives you power over me?"

>> No.30260235

What if it turns out a Lilith like that of Druella. Or the Demon Lord Lilith herself (and her husband) somehow managed to get imprisoned in this?:

https://youtu.be/UZqRwlf7cX4

What would the implications be?

>> No.30260345

>>30260235
It wasn't worth posting, let alone reposting.

>> No.30260368

>>30260235
You asked the same damn thing last thread.

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>>30260183
>No, it is headpats that give me power over you (slightly)

>> No.30260525

>>30259290
If the wendigo existed like that, wouldn't that imply the original myth was the misinterpretation?

>> No.30260699
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Dog, cow, or robutt?

>> No.30260730

>>30259839
I'm ok with this.

>> No.30260781

>>30259177
thanks magus!

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>>30259839
As every father should be.

>> No.30260983

>>30259177
thank you Magnus

>> No.30261218
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>> No.30261249

>>30260699
Springfield is the only one from a good game, so her.

>> No.30261319

>>30260699
>Picking Springfield or Atago
>End up having to fight all of /ak/ just to keep them to yourself
Narmaya I guess.

>> No.30261366

>>30261218
Would humpty egg and shogbread be considered a balanced breakfast?

>> No.30261443

>>30259177
Nice.

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https://imgbox.com/g/ozLFna9CGO
Wikifag here, this week's new additions add up to 132. This concludes the weekly report.
New Images start here: https://imgbox.com/Z6Gy0yGz

Search schedule is at the bottom: https://pastebin.com/DFXhrXkc

>> No.30262975
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>>30261849
this harpy intrigues me

>> No.30263200
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>>30261849
Wonderful.

>> No.30263201

>>30262975
>I showed you my plumage, pls respond.

>> No.30263240

>>30261849
>yan Baphomet
EXTREME DANGER

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>> No.30263596

>>30263240
>yandere baphomet
What if she sees you playing with other kids?
Like actual kids?
Its not like she can threaten children.

>> No.30263787

>>30263596
Why would you be out of her lair?

>> No.30264144
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If mamono ever ended up in ASOIAF their reaction to Unsullied would be interesting... to say the least.

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>>30259890
5 Wendi daughters, plus the little Wendi that took a ride in the dryer and turned into an unrecognizable puffball

>> No.30265110
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>> No.30265486

>>30263787
To shop for groceries, obviously.

>> No.30265566
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>> No.30266101

>>30265566
I'd listen to her sermon.

>> No.30266398

test

>> No.30266896
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Anon, don't go just adventuring into random caves.

>> No.30266989

>>30266896
that's a big spider

>> No.30267079
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>>30266989
She's a growing girl.

>> No.30267086
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>>30266896
Why?

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>>30267086
You'll end up married.

>> No.30267296

>>30259177
Thank you for fulfilling my request. Flying colors Senpai!

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>>30267156
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?

>> No.30267480
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>>30267377
Not at all, just a warning.

>> No.30268216

>>30251939
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Monster_Girl_Encyclopedia_FAQ

welp I guess I get to marry the FAQ

>> No.30268281

>>30267156
I like how hroz tends to wrap up his stories.

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>>30267377
>Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
Yes

>> No.30268802
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>>30268468
Wrong.

>> No.30268857

Deredere Manticore or mayadere Titania?

>> No.30268900

>>30248004
I keep forgetting who this artist is.

>> No.30268914

If you had a lewd twin-sister, what species would she be?

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>>30268468

>> No.30269005
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>> No.30269058

>>30268900
Latenightdraws!

>> No.30269167

>>30269058
Nah that's not it

>> No.30269349

>>30268914
NO

>> No.30269416

>>30251939

>Atlach-nacha
Absolutely not.

>> No.30269513

>>30269005
mam, I don't speak vodka.

>> No.30269749
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>>30269349
Do you have an actual twin-sister irl, anon?
You're safe to fantasize about her being your monster gf here, after all.

>> No.30269764

>>30269349
What species is that?

>> No.30269960

>>30268914
>>30269749
>sister becomes a succubus
Imagine the incest...

>> No.30270088

>>30248004
She's gonna poke a hole in that pillow

>> No.30270157

>>30268857
I'll take mayadere on principal alone. Best archetype hands down.

>> No.30270270

>>30268802
I would serenade this spider.

>> No.30270308

>>30263240
Stop being so dramatic. The cute little pip squeak couldn't hurt a fly.

>> No.30270322

>>30270088
That's the one thing that bothers me about elves
How do they sleep on their side?

>> No.30270403

>>30251939
>Also, no re-rolling unless its a potion or place.
That's why you're supposed to be using the other link for these.
https://monstergirlencyclopedia.fandom.com/wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Mamono
>Dark Angel
I'll pass.

>> No.30270449
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>>30269749
Elf...butt

>> No.30270457

>>30263200
>mona lamia
fucking nice, this gives me hope for a fox or danuki ning.

>> No.30270581

>>30251939
>Nightmare
Yes, please. Please give me this life, and this cute horsegirl.

>> No.30270906

>he doesn't want to let his loli monster wife suckle a pacifier while he fucks her like a woman twice her size

>> No.30271047

>>30251939
>Charybdis
I don't like it.

>> No.30271307
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30271307

>>30270906
God I hate lolifags

>> No.30271434

>>30270906
Little girl in the front, big girl in the back!

>> No.30271500

>>30270906
Nope

>> No.30271582

>>30270906
I would. Especially if it's strapped in her mouth like a gag.

>> No.30271976

>>30270906
Todlercon and infantplay are fucking disgusting.

>> No.30272119

>>30271976
at least I'm not a big gay alp

>> No.30272141
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>>30270457
>lamia
That's a wurm.

>> No.30272236

>>30270906
We draw the line at fucking mothers related to us by birth, girls that don't or have more than a vagina, and ESPECIALLY anything aged 3 and under.
Got it, onii-chan?

>> No.30272357

>>30272236
>and ESPECIALLY anything aged 3 and under.
I just said loli, I didn't say shit about actually toddlercon. Give your balls a tug.

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>> No.30272394

>>30272119
I'd rather fuck a big gay alp.
>>30272236
>3 and under
More like 9 and under.

>> No.30272495
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>> No.30272562

>>30272394
I bet you would, gaybo.

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>> No.30272884

>>30272495
Man wightfag's wife looks like she fucks every other waifufag's wife.

>> No.30272906

>Walk into room
>Big spider tits get in my face while she's on the ceiling
A dream I'll never have.

>> No.30273021

>>30272495
>Hellhound being taught how to be a proper lady by a wight
Cute!

>> No.30273171

>>30272141
clearly a female lizard

>> No.30273390

Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.

Instead, remember that dragons aren't the only things that come in multiple scale colors.
Lizardmen and salamanders do as well.

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>> No.30273769
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30273769

Trying not to laugh at a harpy's ridiculous mating dance!
Getting raped by a frustrated harpy when you don't do the correct dance in response!

>> No.30273938

>>30273769
I do wonder which groups favor mating dances. Probably birds and spiders, maybe slimes and sandworms. Aspara too but that's a given.

>> No.30273952
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>>30273390
I'll burn down whatever I please.

>> No.30274016

>>30273938
And cancer, of course.

>> No.30274092

>>30274016
She can shuffle pretty good.

>> No.30274113

>>30273769
Marry a nerd harpy so neither of you can dance.

>> No.30274150

>>30273390
fish too!

>> No.30274217

>>30273938
I wanna see a spider just break out into a mating dance once she comes across a man.

>> No.30274250

>>30274150
>Mermaids with exotic ocean colors.
>Flatfish with clownfish colors

>> No.30274274
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>>30274150

>> No.30274558

>>30251386
>>30251517
>>30251685
Same here but I live in the desert so I seem to have channeled that desire into lamias.

>> No.30274661

>>30252347
I think they’re still the only species to have the “varies wildly” attribute.

>> No.30274885

>>30274661
Not like that stops anybody

>> No.30274999

>>30254377
Anyone got that comic with Professor Utonium making a cameo?

>> No.30275111

>Politely inform Alraune coworker you are vegan.
>Get fired for sexual harrassment.

>> No.30275114

>>30254695
YBA? What’s that mean?

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>> No.30275893

>>30275111
>get ridden hard for the rest of the day
FTFY

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>>30242832

>> No.30276187
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>>30272495
Fatties

>> No.30276229

>>30276187
Big
Fat
Cuddle
Cat

>> No.30276313
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>>30276229

>> No.30276631
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>> No.30276781

>>30276313
>Why, no, I'm not wearing panties, how could you tell?

>> No.30276794
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30276794

>>30237270

>> No.30276969

>>30276781
They're invisible panties.

>> No.30277087

>ywn join the League of Legendary Heroines because they're all monster girls and you're a man
>ywn get all the good monster heroes to join your party and instead be forced to settle with femcel monsterchan posters who try to go out with you because gamer boi bf
>ywn prove to monsters that men are just as strong and smart as them
Monsters can be real jerks. I even bet the sabbath doesnt teach their men the strong amazing spells they're teaching witches because they only view us as cute and delicate sugar daddies/big brothers that belong in the kitchen fixing them cum sandwiches and cum in a sippy cup for them.

>> No.30277450

>atlach wife
>squat in a cave for decades
Isn't this just quarantine with magic circles?

>> No.30277585

>>30277087
Just show them the power of testosterone, humanity's obsession with stacking things up, and a brief history of human warfare to show them otherwise.

>> No.30277587

I think recaps are excellent to sleep with. If you cant go to sleep, she can just fuck you until you pass out from cumming inside their vagina so many times and she can fuck a lot because that's what redcaps do when they're devil trigger'd

>> No.30277678

>>30277087
at least the villains are always hiring

>> No.30277772
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30277772

Looking to hire a professional assassin. Can anyone help?

>> No.30277918

>>30277087
You can make it to a monster superhero team, but expect to fill the role of "the cute one" and if it's Japanese/Zipangese, the only honorific they will use for you will be "chan".

>> No.30277979

>>30267480
If I take the princess but keep her cocooned, will she later on monsterize into a papillon?

>> No.30278239

I wish I had a cute monster waifu to do dumb goofy shit with.

>> No.30278304

>>30277918
Instead I'll take the role as the traitor

>> No.30278404

>>30277772
>"As a disclaimer, because of demand, clients cannot name themselves as the target."

>> No.30278503

>>30278404
Simple, find a friend who wants a kunoichi gf too and order an "assassination" on each other.

>> No.30278606

>>30277678
Hiding men to be breeding stock for the evil lackies to use for relieving stress during their crusade to expand the Druella regime.

>> No.30278663

>>30278404
What if I want help to kidnap one or more single monsters? Would I have to get married to one?

>> No.30278798

>>30277585
>humanity's obsession with stacking things up
I'm sure Lilim, Wurms, and some other monsters like to stack things too.

>> No.30278858

>>30277585
A hellhound is a lot greater than the strongest psychopath in strength. An army of them can be summoned by a lilim. Monsters are stronger. No matter what you do to yourself.

>> No.30278918

Monstergirls in relationships with draw-girl-call-it-boy trap femboys. Yaya or nay?

Perhaps aggressive and dominant mamomono like hellhounds, manticores, and ushi onis would love the idea of domming and fucking cutesy submissive a d weak femboy traps?

>> No.30278983

>>30278858
>a knight is a lot greater than the strongest Flemish clerk in strength. An army of them can be summoned by the King of France. Knights are stronger. No matter what you do to yourself.

>> No.30279057

>>30278918
I don't tend to focus on the male in the relationship.

>> No.30279219

>>30278798
Don't forget oni and ogres. They're world booze bottle stacking champions.

>> No.30280534

>>30278918
I would rather still be recognizably male, but I wouldn't mind being a cute, slim, weak prettyboy with a massive, muscular girlfriend.

>> No.30280662

>>30278858
>hellhound
Just get a newspaper.

>> No.30280725
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Monsters can't rape you if you sufficiently restrain them.

>> No.30280894

>>30278918
The better question is, would you dress up all girly-like for your waifu if she asked?

>> No.30281335

>>30278404
All of my hopes, dashed.

>> No.30281443

>>30243443
>sasquatch vs bigfoot, same thing
Not quite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg0nDyCFKZ4

>> No.30281513

>>30281443
What would MGE sasquatch be like? Forest yeti that it's impossible to get a clear picture of?

>> No.30281603
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I do not understand why I like Lilim so much. The profile Lim just looks like a really nice person.

>> No.30281642

>>30280894
Only if it comes with a spell to make me look feminine.

>> No.30281670

>>30280894
Yes.

>> No.30281858
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30281858

>>30281642
>t. future alp

>> No.30281915

>>30280894
I don't have the face for it, but if I tried to say no, I probably wouldn't have much say in the matter for long.
Either way, I'd find a way to get back at her when I'm good and ready. Starting with a few questions about why she would have such girly clothes and makeup in the first place, considering how much she says she hates such things.

>> No.30281970

>>30277772
That ninja is a dirty, dirty slut that loves getting tied up and fucked in the butt.

>> No.30282182
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Anyone know who made this image? I've seen it pop up on these threads some times, and I'm getting nothing out of reverse image searches.

>> No.30282250

>>30281970
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

>> No.30282404

>>30281858
It just wouldn't look good on me with my normal looks.
>>30282250
Yeah. Number one, that's terror. Number two, that's terror.

>> No.30282621

>>30281513
You know what they say about a Yeti with big feet.

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>>30243213

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>>30278918
>>30280894
>then forces you to do this

>> No.30282920

>>30282880
I'd wait until some horror stuffs her full of eggs

>> No.30283037

>>30259177
Thank you

>> No.30283522
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30283522

Reject modernity.

>> No.30283612

>>30283522
return to monke?

>> No.30283615

>>30283522
Fancy scarf

>> No.30283900

>>30277772
Like a jannie she does it for free.

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>"I'll never love monsters!"
>"Shame."
>loads Eros buck shot

>> No.30285088
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30285088

>>30284379
That Angel's about to get a non-consensual S&M session

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Today is Elven Independence Day. Celebrate by fucking an Elf or two or three.

>> No.30285623

>>30285339
Extremely pregnant Elves!

>> No.30285687

Clown fairies drive my dick insane.

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>>30285623
They are prepared for such an eventuality also

>> No.30286127

>>30284379
Hot fuzz.gif

>> No.30287167
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How do I make a self conscious oni accept my love?

>> No.30287335

>>30287167
Lick her abs

>> No.30288159

>>30287167
Look her deep in the eyes and utter 3 simple words, I love you.

>> No.30289123

>>30245719
S-special reproductive muscles? Do tell, anon.

>> No.30289376

>>30238053

And now all snake girls in my head have an Australian accent

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30289416

I hope I get a Succ for Christmas.

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30289896

>>30238053
Autism snake is made for hugging

>> No.30290266

Which baphomets are likely to be into bondage or masochism in general?

>> No.30291147

>>30283522
Never.

>> No.30291154

>>30287167
"Ara ara" is the Japanese equivalent of "Oh, my Oh my." right?

>> No.30291190

>>30291154
Yes.

>> No.30291257
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30291257

>>30291147
Return to monke.

>> No.30291578

>>30282182
>I'm getting nothing out of reverse image searches.
?
Yandex and saucenao show sauce just fine
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1087544127791652864
Google is the only one that fails but it's not surprising since it's absolute dogshit nowadays so

>> No.30291687

>>30251939
Dark Valkyrie? Sure, I guess.

>> No.30292229

>>30251939
>Kejourou
Yep

>> No.30292895

>>30251939
>roper
Misery.

>> No.30293365
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30293365

Tailpussy.

>> No.30293692

>>30293365
i'm into it

>> No.30293747

>>30293365
I'll pass.

>> No.30293805

>>30293365
I would accept one that isn't attached to a sadist.

>> No.30294016
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30294016

>>30293805

>> No.30294417
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30294417

Tits goat
>Knows dark magics
>Excellent alchemist
>Ridiculously high libido
>Massive mammaries to touch and bury face in
>Exceptional cuddler
>Handlebars for sex and blowies
>Cheerful, kindhearted personality
>Enough physical strength to throw a dragon 100 yards
>Soft, gentle touch
Why haven't you taken the tits goat pill yet?

>> No.30294606

>>30294417
Already taking the ded pill.

>> No.30294666

>>30294417
This weird goat lady next door keeps asking to borrow some sugar, milk, flour and other cooking stuff every goddamn day, how do I get her to fuck off?

>> No.30294748
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30294748

>>30294417
Because big dragon titties

>> No.30294756

>>30294666
Next time she knocks on your door asking, answer the door naked and stick your rock hard dick in her mouth. That'll show her!

>> No.30294780

>>30294016
Not the same thing, but acceptable.
>>30294417
I already took the tits wine goat pill, good enough for me.

>> No.30294789

How do amazonesses work in contemporary society? Are you forced to be a stay at home dad while she works at hard labor jobs/bouncer/bodyguard type of deals, or it's more likely that she works in an office/corporation as an over-aggressive seller/overachiever?

>> No.30295226

>>30294789
She's a stay home mom whose in charge of making sure the kids grow up strong

>> No.30295320

>>30294789
>contemporary society
Do you need a break from modern living?

>> No.30295335

>>30294789
Those two are not mutually exclusive, amazonesses that spent a lot of time among the civilized society (or were born in it) would be leaning towards the latter and vice-versa.

>> No.30295474

>>30295226
Nah

>> No.30295609

>>30294789
They all work on the military or the police special forces. I heard last week they raided some undead mansion and found an undercover shota black market.

>> No.30295690

>>30295474
Yeah

>> No.30295977

>>30295690
You'll be a househusband and you'll like it, son.

>> No.30296517

>>30295977
>want to be a househusband for dominant MG
>can't cook for shit, even fuck up scrambled eggs half of the time
How the hell is my dream going to work, do I serve her frozen pizza every day?

>> No.30296729
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30296729

>>30294417
Better tits goat coming through

>> No.30296743

>>30295977
But she'd make for a better housewife than I would a househusband

>> No.30296846

>>30296729
That's not a goat. That's a dragon

>> No.30296847

>>30294789
But what if I don't want kids?
Am I still going to have to be a stay at home husband?

>> No.30296993

>>30296517
>>30296743
Don't worry her dad will teach you

>> No.30296999

>>30296517
I'm sure if you put your heart into it she's going to love it

>> No.30297150

>>30294016
I'm not opposed to frequent prostate check ups.

>> No.30297272

>>30296846
That’s not a dragon. That’s a lion

>> No.30297338

>>30297272
That's clearly no a lion. That's a snake

>> No.30297430

>>30296847
i fear that's one of the few things you don't get to choose or even compromise

>> No.30297432

>>30294789
>How do amazonesses work in contemporary society?
The same way they work in a fantasy setting. Cocky brown musclegirls that are weak to anal

>> No.30297656

A reminder that no Kikimora will wear panties under her dress unless specifically instructed to do so.

>> No.30297801

>>30297656
This is a modest household. Panties are mandatory.

>> No.30298194

>>30296846
>>30297272
>>30297338
Retards. It’s clearly a succubus

>> No.30298338

>>30297432
That's like, your headcanon.

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>>30293365
Mofucore tailpussy.

>> No.30298907
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Do mofucores have sexual needs?

>> No.30299356

>>30295609
Why would amazon raid their biggest supplier of husbands.

>> No.30299455

>>30299356
Because amazons don't like to see males hurt, plus they're enforcing the law

>> No.30299581

>>30299356
They weren't sharing.

>> No.30299694

>>30298907
Why are they so fluffy? What would they look like if you shaved them?

>> No.30300046

Regal, rich monster girls that have some pudge.

>> No.30300331

>>30300046
They won't be ohoho-ing when I pinch their chub

>> No.30300553

>>30300046
So a zombie butcher?

>> No.30300715

>>30300331
They will not.
If anything they'll start tearing up and, depending on tsun levels, either stomp from the room while their servants hurry you out or call you a baka and demand repayment.

>>30300553
Silly Anon, zombies cannot be regal.

>> No.30301689

How degenerate would an Amazon need to be to like maledom?

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>> No.30302168

>>30301689
She'd likely be banished from her tribe

>> No.30302212

>>30293747
What makes you think you'll do so well in her class?

>> No.30302262

>>30237471
Christmas parties at Fae Corps. must be fun!

>> No.30302276

>>30301689
Mamono are already degenerate in general, you just need to "forcefully introduce" an amazon to it a few times.

>> No.30302287

>>30300046
Slightly chubby lolibaba vampires.

>> No.30302415

>>30302287
Get too close to pinch and she'll engage her nibblers.

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>>30301983
White Horn Claus delivering presents to the good people of Winterstown with the help of Rata-chan riding on her back

>> No.30302534

>>30302424
>White horn with your face so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

>> No.30302850

>>30237471
A group of fairies going bar hopping must look like a swarm of locusts.
>bartender gets off of the phone, then shakily steps back to his customers
>"Hey barkeep, what's wrong? You look pale."
>"The pub down the street... just went dark"
>one customer makes an immediate mad dash for the door, knocking over tables as he goes
>makes it two steps outside before being taken to the ground by a mass of fairies
>can only barely hear his screams over the terrible sound that's a mix of the buzzing of countless tiny wings and slurred pick up lines

>> No.30302878

>>30301689
>Someone brings amazons once
>maledomfags try to push the conversation their way multiple times

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>> No.30302947

>>30302878
Yep that's basically why I never mention them

>> No.30304282

What's the best way to get with a specific monster girl type? Is asking a married monster girl to be hooked up with someone of her own kind the safest bet? I don't trust mana markers since both tanuki resellers and enchanters are known scammers, and the state infrastructure doesn't match you with what you request unless you are willing to wait months or worst case scenario years for the request to be processed correctly, i have a friend who asked to match with a Hellhound, didn't get an answer for half a year, and then when he went and complained about it they dumped a Slug girl onto him and i don't want none of that shit

>> No.30304430

>>30304282
What monster/s are you trying to attract anon

>> No.30304544

>>30294417
I already took that pill, I'm just waiting for a titty goat that isn't an alcoholic by default.

>>30294016
Underrated.

>>30297272
>That’s a lion
Jesus Christ!

>> No.30304678

>tfw no smug tall lilim to hug me with full on mindbreak aura until I break

>> No.30304688

>>30304430
A Manticore, but if that's impossible a Chimera is totally fine too

>> No.30304750

>>30249442
Does anyone have that greentext from a while back about an Angel and an orphaned anon?

>> No.30304935

>>30304688
Well, try to hang out in areas where those monsters usually like to be. If we're talking about a modern setting, why not just ask for one of those (or both) on the internet?

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>> No.30305804

Are mofucores supposed to be baby manticores?

>> No.30305867

>>30304750
>anon is orphan
>angel
>the sex happens

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New commission, this time featuring a wight daughter commission from that skeb site. https://files.catbox.moe/ikzt6c.png

>> No.30306558

>>30304935
Too many catfishes on the internet, and once you get snagged by a monster there's no going back so im not taking that risk

>> No.30306646

>>30306558
Fat mermaids?

>> No.30307286

>>30306558
Ask for proof before meeting?

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