/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30307644
>Hugs
Official Yeti seal of approval

>>30307755
Why are they so good? It's not fair.

>>30307644
What happened to the last thread?

>>30307820
You tell me.

>>30306405
your daughter is hot

This psychological loophole could save your life.

>>30308015
>Disarm
No, sir, that succubus is armed and prepared for babies now. A bomb squad couldn't defuse that.

>>30308015
just tie her up lol

>>30306405
>>30307978
Yeah, she's a hot PoC (piece of cunny!)

>>30308015
This is the best way to stop yourself from being raped.

>>30307804
Not all Yetis are good, some of them are evil, super sadists who get off on bullying and violent struggle cuddles

>>30308523
That's also the best position

>>30308783

Evil yetis force-cuddle with forced eye contact.

>>30308252
Based and cunnypilled

>>30308783
Evil yetis get the straitjacket.

>>30308252
>People of Cunny

>You meet her randomly in a dark alleyway and she immediately strikes up conversation
>She insists that meeting you was purely chance even though you didn't bring up that subject at all
>She also insists that she 'woke up like this'

lol

>>30309181
>forced eye contact
This isn't comfy at all, I can't fall asleep with a big Yeti hugging me like her Daki and staring at me all night!

>>30307644
>>30307820
>last thread didn't even hit 600
It's getting slower and slower here now.

>>30309767
Last thread 404. I assume OP made a mistake and scrapped it.

>>30309472
get outta here ms. mosquito. go on git

>>30309656
It's rude to point at monster girls.

All I want for Christmas is a wine goat

>>30309472
Children of the night, such music they make.

>>30309941

>>30309449
Would that be daughteru dickers, or the dauhgterus who are dicked?

>>30309656
Smell my finger.

>>30309963
They shouldn't be pointing first.

I'm honestly surprised the OP picture poster might not be a bot.

>>30309767
No, it's the exact opposite. The board is getting faster and faster.

>>30310150
You underestimate autism.

>>30310135
That's clearly not her finger. Stop framing her.

>>30310149
I don't think it's the vtuber threads since they get archived when there's a new one so they don't clog up the catalog.

>>30310249
Then whose finger is it?

>>30309472
Let me guest. She's also looking for a servant.

>>30310313
>3D finger
It's yours.

>>30309767
Vtuberchads run this board now

>>30310596
I need my oneesans BEEGer

>>30310596
If I end up in wonderland I want a mad hatter to do this.

>>30311080
whats goin on here

>>30311080

passionate love making with CC
CC who drops the trolling facade when you're home for work just for a moment because of how excited she is to tease you all evening

>>30309963
>>30310126
>>30309656
ears

>>30311131
she is a big girl

>>30311087
But I don't wanna have my mana burned and sucked

>>30309863
Nah.

a centaur can touch my dirty wee wee sword anytime if you catch my drift haha

Truly evil and diabolical monster girls would keep breeding farms where they hold hypnotized human women in order to get them to keep pooping out children in the hopes that one of the children will be the husband she's been waiting for.
The unwanted boys will be given to her servants, and the girls will be transformed into said-same servants.

You can make any monster girl hotter by making love to a tween version of it.

>>30312754
Describe them in detail for the class.

>>30311273
Yes.

>his wife can't fly

>>30312919
Who are you quoting?

>Human women pretending to be monster girls in order to get dick

Gabbagabbahey
Racerx

>>30312481
>unfunny twitter screencap from some faggot

>>30312897
>Lelouch choose correctly

Chill to some lofi

>>30313141
That's a nice flavor of snake skin.

>>30313141
Wouldn't chilling to a hifi be better?

>>30313141
I want to chill to some loli instead.

>>30313206
Seconded. Kids are sexy.

>>30313205
Lofi at times is more relaxing id say

>>30312897
I want a Cheshire to tease me.

>wizard builds stasis crypt underground in a demon realm
>basically the same type the pharaohs slept in but this one channels the residual mamono mana on the land into the person in stasis
>wizard goes into stasis over a few centuries
>in the meantime the demon realm is slowly being drained of mamono mana and it reverts back to a normal untainted landscape
>the monsters start to wonder why this is happening and how to stop the process since the residual mamono mana in the environment is no longer enough to corrupt humans and in fact is at the same level as most order territories
>one day the crypt opens
>https://youtu.be/XUhVCoTsBaM *starts playing in the background*
>wizard awakens as a completly new monster being to an incubus what a lilim is to a succubus
How fucked are the monsters of the demon realm?

>>30313284
This is so bad. Delete it.

>>30313824
Corrupt the kunoichi!

>>30313824
You're never safe from the rape ninja.

>>30313824
Silly kunoichi?
Don't they know I've staked stamina and fertility bonuses?

>>30313245
only when they're lolibabas

>>30314311
Fish butt

>>30314311
Where the fuck do I stick it in?

>>30312754
>Anon does anything at all
>The succubus he's in class with
I bet the teachers would get fed up and just make an assignment for her to "just fuck him already".

>>30313141
I'm more of a vaporwave guy. Something tells me automata would share my tastes in that regard.

need more native american monster girls

>>30314393
The front

>>30312749
Feels like a flayer thing

>>30314440
Can't get into injuns.

>>30314612
could always go further south

>>30314138
She would make a good raiju or thunderbird. What about the other bombergirls?

>>30314734
Very far south

>>30314734
Ixtab

Can't stop thinking about Imps, Devils, Succs, Angels, Houri, and Cupids.

>>30314871
Piranha.

>>30314440
Left or right?

>>30314393

>>30308523
>I just wanted a hug, why does it always end up in fucking? -SKK

>>30315098
Around foxes, cover your crotches.

>>30315158
Ran. Stop this please.

>>30315054
needs more cool tattoos and silly headresses

>>30315158
Fuck off bitch, my essence stays in my balls.

>>30315158
I'd rather fuck Chen.

>>30314871
I want to be a missionary to these uncharted lands.

>>30314440
Be wary of rattlers.

>>30315003
You're a genius.

>>30315158
Why would I want to do that?

>>30315158
Fucking k*tsune bitches

All this talk about wanting to colonize; I just want to be captured as the political prisoner of a monster shogun.

>>30315618
I'd like to make a deposit in her butt.

>>30315269
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1679727

>>30315513
Swarmed by a group of basically small mersharks.

>>30315739
I wouldn't mind fucking Chen raw while Yukari and Ran, both nude, were just standing there watching us.

>>30315822
That kid in the cosplay video where ran picks up Chen and spins with her is pretty bangable too.

>>30316060
What the fuck anon.

Why are cats so dumb?

>Be geomancer treasure hunter "hero"
>Find out about an Echidna's lair, full of dangerous trials and puzzles and amazing treasure
>See a neat jar in the first room
>Fap in it
>Get me a cute Jinn wife
>Tremorsense each treasure chest for a heartbeat
>Dick the locks on the ones that do
>Turns out, multiple Mimics in a harem can merge their boxes
>And if you fuck the lock, they all feel it
>Nice haul so far, but I keep going
>My harem ambushes the Golem miniboss so I can "reprogram" her
>My Jinn keeps an eye out for guards so we can know when to hide or shift the doorways slightly
>She's such a good girl, I'll give her an extra bukkake tonight
>Find a restpoint room, traditional Zipangu style
>End up in a foursome with the blanket, the lantern, and the umbrella at the foot of the bed
>While my Mimics keep the assassins lying in wait at bay
>Finally make it to the heart of the cave, to my goal
>No, not the Echinda's room, I don't give a fuck about that
>The principle leyline
>Where the dungeon's presiding Gnome lives
>All my fucking has already tainted her into a Dark Gnome, I just need to call her out and seal the deal
>Coralling all the Echidna's followers into her room and dropping it off in a nearby mountain, we slither away with the cave acting like some kind of artificial sandworm, looking for another dungeon to lewd

>>30309472
>strikes up conversation
oh no...

>>30316060
Not cool.

Anyone who doesn't want a monster with booba bigger than her head is basically already an alp

Do we have any sort of prospective date for the MGE game?

>>30313206
Chilling with a loli is a good idea.

>>30316331
What if I want an alp with a chest that size?

>>30316331
Well said.

>>30310307
You missed the part where the retards make 7 threads at once in an attempt to be the first.

>>30316363
Extremists are the best of friends

>>30277450
>>atlach wife
>>squat in a cave for decades
>Isn't this just quarantine with magic circles?
I'd bully her by making her go outside and interact with people, then bully her some more by sexually harrasing her in public.

>>30316363
She looks like she's about to talk me into letting her use my cock as a dildo chair while we talk about games.

CONTRACTING
TAIL PUSSY
FLESH

>>30317265
Tailpussy onahole when?

>>30317331
Just hook a regular onahole up to a vacuum cleaner and you'll get roughly the same experience.
Do not actually do this.

>>30317265
It'd contrast nicely compared to her rough tongue.

>>30314740
this one has to be a vampire, demon, or succubus.
KC should just make a bomb mimic girl inspired by the Bomb enemy from Final Fantasy since he did make monsters inspired by enemies from Dragon Quest, SMT, and Wizardry

>>30317390
I say familiar

>>30317265
Manticore/Kitsune-tsuki milking you with ethereal tailpussy only perceivable by you, her, and people she permits to see it!

>>30317717
Gargoyle with manticore tail for those more prolonged sessions.

>>30317383
Nonsense, manticore tongues aren't rough

Imagine all the awful blood puns you'll have to deal with when you have a vampire wife
>Don't B Negative, I prefer O!

>>30318089
>I prefer O

>Not
>I prefer A Positive husband!

>>30318074
It plays nicely with the sadist narrative

>>30318201
No. It's just unpleasant

How do you cheer up a monstergirl friend without making it look like you're hitting on her?

What do you imagine certain monsters sound like?

>>30317843
Alice with Manticore tail that doesn't "reset" like the rest of her, for more surprises.

>>30317075
I think a loli Demon would be more likely to normally sit in your lap, but subtly grind and bounce against you until you start lewding her.

>>30315054
dumb mexicans

>>30318370
Tell her that such wonderful girl will surely find that special someone very soon

>>30318334
Tell her that such wonderful girl will surely find that special someone very soon

Miia is my favorite lamia. I can't wait till a season two.

>>30315054
Both.

I never liked the Miia/Centora tension though.

Don't respond

>>30313206
>>30313245
I can't get behind witches, too human for my taste. The less "human" they are the more I can get behind, "they are just a small monster, not a child."

>>30318698
ok

>>30318565
I don't know, that sounds patronizing.

>>30318868
Yeah but striped stockings

I want to go and take my sleep paralysis demon on a date.

>>30318698
Can I respond to you instead?

>>30318492
That sounds more like a loli succ. A demon seems more likely to be blunt and straightforward, to some degree.

>>30318868
At some point Witches just "clicked" for me, and now they're one of my favorite mamono. I think the Familiar bond is a good part of it.

>>30313770
How new .ru?

Looks like Heaven got upset by those damn demons hogging all the attention.

>>30318503
Rude.

>>30319218
Familiars are great too.

So what is the end game for monster girls thread? Do we end up finding onevand live happily ever after in real life or what?

I mean, what does all this picture posting and conversation actually accomplish in the end? Are we all supposed to we working toward something?

>>30319645
Idk, you guys talk about what monsters you like. It's the same for me but with heavy alcohol consumption. And somehow time flies away.

>>30319645
It's a thread to post about a subject we like, like most every thread on this entire website.
No need to get pseudo-philosophical about it.

>>30319645
There is no big agenda here anon, give your balls a tug.

>>30319645
obtaining of new fap material

>>30319770
Ah. I get shitfaced alot as well. I can't believe the missed spelling errors in my last post. I think it is honestly fucking with me and I am completely sober now.

I just thought I'd ask.

>>30319770
This, but replace alcohol with tea. And not that disgusting shit where they ruin it with sugar.

>>30319645
There simply isn't another place where I can discuss my desire for a non-human partner anonymously and anonymity is a must in this case.

>>30319770 #
Ah. I get shitfaced alot as well. I can't believe the missed spelling errors in my last post. I think it is honestly fucking with me and I am completely sober now.

I just thought I'd ask.

>>30319836
Which set?

>>30320018
Even allowing for pseudonymity, this place is probably the best place to talk and fantasize about monster girl wives.

>>30320010
Big sneks.

>>30319955
with alcohol I forget I'm an antisocial fucktard.
>>30320010
oh yeah I forgot to add, real women don't have black scleras, so there is that why I'm also here.

>>30320010
The bend in her tail is strange but otherwise a very nice picture.

>>30319357

Is cheetara a monter girl or a catgirl alien?

>Hmm, I feel like banding together an army of my fellow orc sisters, invade the human, loot their property to benefit only our own kind, rape their boys and men, and make their girls and women assimilate into our society!
Do orks really?

>>30320355
orcs*
sorry

>>30319218
I dunno, talking her way onto your dick and then teasing you sounds like a demon/10 move to me. It's kinda like how they get you to sign the damn contract. A succ would be more likely to just show up on your lap and go for it; you wouldn't resist because it feels natural (also really good). Logic and cajoling followed by teasing is demon territory.

>>30320355

>>30319645
Constantly daydreaming and fantasizing about monster girls to hopefully make my imagination strong enough that I develop self-induced schizophrenia and can spend my days with my totally real monster wife

Do you think I should kill human girls in the name of my monster wife?

>>30320451
Do not do that.

>>30320451
necromancy them into undead, film it, and post the video on LichLeak

>>30320451
It's fine as long as they get better afterward and your wife actually wants it.

>>30320475
She has told me it would make her happier. Well not directly. In a roundabout way.

>>30320451
You'd get put in an actual mamono-ran prison for sabotaging human-mamono relations, same how all sabbath members would be absolutely banned from getting closer than 1 km to any kindergarten/elementary school

>>30320565
Anon, do not do it.

>>30320405
That's what I'm saying. The demon would talk me into it, the succ would just start grinding. And a loli angel would be really tsundere about it - calling me a pervert, crossing her arms and avoiding eye contact while bouncing on my cock, and muttering something about a "mission" and "keeping me safe" and "why did I have to get stuck with a lolicon" and "wow, this mortal actually thinks I'm attractive, even though I'm so small".

>>30320660
Tommorow is Pearl Harbor.

>>30319218
>That sounds more like a loli succ. A demon seems more likely to be blunt and straightforward, to some degree.
In my opinion it would be the other way around, a regular succubus loli would be more honest and straightforward, while the demon loli would have more fun seducing you until you take initiative and then teasing you about it.

>>30320355
Need me a submissive p'orcer harem to serve me, breed with me, cuddle with me, be groped by me, and most importantly, to love me

>>30319645
There's something almost therapeutic about putting my horniness into words and casting it in the internet.

>>30320825
I'm not even that much into kikis, however...

If you breed 120 fairies, a titania will chase after you to have sex with.

>>30320866
We need action. It's time someone makes a difference.

>>30320704
What?

>>30320969
Every night I'm doing my part, spilling my mana at DL's altar.

Would you a pixie?

>my, my... You need tutoring?
>jeez, anon, you really are hopeless without me

>>30320969
Cute boat.

>>30321095
I do not need a living ona-hole but I do need a Titania with a ona-hole.

>>30321272
>Titania with a ona-hole
Yeah, this sounds like a good time.

>>30321221
Who are you? Where am I?

Must suck to be a monster with healing fetish when when bogeys keep stealing husband candidates

You like twokinds?

>>30321095
Yes. She can claim my penis has her property and marinate my cock with her juices.

>>30321272
Titanias are experts at making their boyfriends cum with an onahole!
They're even experts at picking and creating the right onahole for his penis.

>>30321370
It must suck to be a Yeti with healing fetish.

Jesus Christ it's almost 5 and I forgot to masturbate.

>>30321336
Most things with a Titania are a good time like:
>Reading
>Doing work
>Rape
and so much more!!!

>>30321529
The hell? You missed Daily Masturbation Time TWICE already!

>>30319419
>tumblr gif
Newfaggot

How would I exactly...

>>30320749
What I mean is that a demon loli would talk about what she wants to do, and try to get me to tell her what I want, and seduce me mentally, while a succ loli would just act and try to seduce me physically. A demon loli would tell me lewd things to get me to ask her to play with her cunny, and be smug about it the whole time. A succ loli would just push me over, straddle my face, play with her plump little pussy, and ask me if I like what I see. A devil loli would offer to sit and talk with me, and would fly in my face and finger herself without acting like anything's abnormal.

>>30321221
Don't you get tired of pretending to be in highschool for the past 180 years?

>>30321584
No, my neice was over this morning before they went to drive through church. I haven't had release all afternoon.

Would you a mud slime?

>>30321783
So a Mexican slime?

No.

>>30321095
So how do you make-out with pixies and fairies?
Do you stick her head in your mouth and lick and suck on it like a hard candy?

>>30321221
Eh, I got passing grades in everything in school and good grades in what I likes and needed.
I don't need any tutoring. Only drinks to forget all the tests.

>>30321783
basically dorome

>>30321783
I would a Dorome

>>30319645
Hopefully they can be created through either genetic engineering or a portal opening and invasion from the demon realm or anons get isekaied into a world with mamano.

>>30321840
She gives you the biggest kisses she can give on your lower lip.
But usually the kisses are always on the tip of the urethra of your dick.

>>30321840
The only way we make out is when she kisses and tongues my cock hole

>>30321221
>"What are you doing in my house and I don't go to school anymore?"

>>30322012
>>30322020
what the fuck boys

>>30322012
>>30322020
I'm talking mouth to mouth. Tongue action. Sticking her head in my mouth seems like the closest way to simulate making-out with a fairy or pixie. But this kinda sucks since it's one sided. She enjoys the kissing. I don't.

>>30322164
You can lick tongue with her.
Though her tongue is a lot smaller, I think it's cute.

>>30319645
My end game is destroying Bosnia with bird dog.

>>30321095
I would if she's Titania's size.

Does anyone else here consider tiger like stripes very sexy? Like Tigra/Catra/Nya Nya/Fel?

>>30321095
Sure, small adventures in the fairy kingdom would be comfy.
>>30322164
Not really an issue with pixies at least.

>>30322212
*Yugoslavia

>>30322262
>Not really an issue with pixies at least.
How so?

>>30322321
Read the profile. Their gimmick is size manipulation magic.

>>30322374
So you're saying she'll make me the size of a fairy and suck on my head like a hard candy to reciprocate the kiss? I'm not sure how I feel about that

Fairy piss and sherry is the same thing FYI.

A better question would be, would you also have sex with the female offspring of you and your monster wife?

Imagine how slutty you look, sitting against a rock in the middle of the fairy kingdom, being covered in cum-bloated horny pixies and fairies, while you are getting lewdly tugged by a group of fairies as you cum giant loads all over them while they hug your cock, kissing and tounge-cleaning your dickhole affectionately, massaging your balls to make the cum flow more easily.
I want to live the life of a fairies' public-use slut!

>>30322657
Doragon meidos are nice.


>>30322789
Only if they wanted it

>>30322789
No.

Would you give up the last bit of money left over, your house, your centaur taxi money, and your job to be a rich corporate overlord bitch tanuki's devoted love-sex slave in order to survive?

>>30322789
Alien culture is part of the MG's draw for me, so I'd do it if this was expected from me. I wouldn't push it on my own though.

>>30322945
I'd fuck off into the wilderness to live with the bears and ushi at that point.

How would your family react to you bringing your monster girlfriend home for Christmas dinner?

>>30322945
Being a big-name-Tanuki's bitch should be pretty comfy.
>>30323156
Initial shock over a large tiger woman, but she can behave so it works out in the end.

>>30322789
I love this big awkward piece of naval infrastructure

>>30322789
No way fag

>>30323156
They'd fall all over themselves. She does that to people.

>>30322945
I believe the stereotype is CEOs want to be dominated.

>>30323349
That is totally unfag. It's totally "chad".

>>30323376
So do some punky 5th graders.

>>30322789
Why the fuck would I? Incest is disgusting.

>>30323008
So how long do cummies placate an atlas nacho?
I wanna be able to cuddle and sleep with one in peace and love for an extended period of time

>>30323008
What would a threesome with an Atlach and a Houri be like?

>>30323665
It would probably resemble the exorcist.

>>30323156
Bigger issue would probably less be the species and more the number.
Granted, they'd probably be happy I have someone.

Cunnilingus with Shoggoth!

>>30323156
Way more questions then I am willing to answer.

>>30323156
I don't even think I would bring a girlfriend to my relatives.

>>30323770
>Grandchild?
>No, grandchildren
>Lots of them
It works for comedy parent logic.

>>30323719
There's puke everywhere.

>>30323831
>When you're waifu has to sit at the children's table

>>30323156
>family
>home
kek

They'd try to get her to break up with me, try to convince her I'm gay, try to convince her that I never loved her and vice versa, and try to gaslight her into perceiving me as a toddler. But why would I go see them in the first place, when I could just visit her family in the undead kingdoms?

>>30323869
That and considering that I'd have 2 wives...\Lots of grandkids

>>30323156
>”yeah that’s basically what we expected”

>>30323156
>Who is this white girl
>She's a wight-
>Who is this wight girl

>>30324029
I'd be pretty proud if I could bring home a little girl like that. When I was 22 I brought home a fifteen year old once. I bought her some designer clothes she picked out in the early 2000s to look more mature.

>>30324029
"Remember when we said we didn't care if you were gay as long as you were happy? We didn't really mean it, but this is good enough."

short men belong to tall onis

>>30324273
but i wanted a bunyip

sandworms

>>30324337
Honorary Oni

>>30324395
I'd perfer a Graboid tyvm.

>>30323156
“What happened to our dog?”

>>30324060
>Mama told you not to bring home no white girl
>Think you slick and bring home a wight girl
Anon, no. You're never too old for the belt. This could result in a new fetish for the dead woman, though.

>>30324474
I have zero interest in the vacuum cleaner cord again, and I am not allowing my wight wife to see that happen!

>>30324445
"What happened to our cat?"

>>30323631
The profile doesn't say anything about that, but I'd guess it'd be something like the time it takes to get over a grudge of a petty argument, some type of emotional half life, ie a week or two. A better estimate might be the average blood recycling time, since it's the concentrated mana in their blood that calms them, which is about 120 days, or a third of a year, for humans. Another point is that they only get calmed from the highly concentrated mana from the man's venom going through their blood, so biting them in monster form is probably necessary to change them.

>>30323156
>manage to commune with my dad's soul from beyond the grave
>"What the fuck, son? Fantasy creatures are real and you're not dating an elf or a vampire? At least you're not dating a dwarf, then I might have to come back to life just to disown you. Seriously, though, I'm happy for you."

That's probably how he'd react, at least.

>>30323156
>Bring demon home with you
>She a prankster
>She's also a master of magics
>Religious mom constantly freaked out by her but tries to be nice
>They're in the kitchen alone together making cookies
>Demon decides to do demonic things
>Slows time to a near halt in the kitchen
>Darkens the atmosphere to black and red
>Slowly turns her head to your mom who's now paralyzed from fear
>Demon's face is all black with little red pen dots for eyes and wide white grin
>She takes one arm and reaches around her own head
>Demon inserts her fingers into her own mouth grasping at her upper mouth
>Proceeds to rip her head in half down to the neck
>Black energy comes rushing up and out her neck
>Mom screams in horror
>In an instant, demon reverts everything back to normal as if nothing ever happened
>Cracks out laughing at your mom that's fainted on the floor

>>30324539

>Alf
>Alien life-form

Oh I get it now.

>>30323156
>>Kikimora GF
>Talk her into casual wear dress instead of maid uniform
>Normal reaction when we meet at the door
>Helps cook
>Pleasant dinner, everyone gets along great
>Insists in helping with the cleanup as well
>Think "Huh, that went over better than I expected."
>Later, get phone call from Mom
>"Honey, your girl is very sweet and I don't want to embarrass her, but next time could you ask her to leave the tail-plug at home? I don't want to kink-shame but it made your Father and I uncomfortable, he couldn't stop staring, I mean really this was a FAMILY occasion blah blah blah blah-"

If I brought home a sandworm would she mess up the plumbing/electrical lines and ruin the landscaping in the yard?

Or can they move ok above ground? Would we have to eat in the garage?

>>30324956
>If I brought home a sandworm would she mess up the plumbing/electrical lines and ruin the landscaping in the yard?
Yes. Make sure she at least doesn't hit the gas lines.

>Or can they move ok above ground?
Not effectively, so no, not unless they're advanced enough to go into lamia form

>Would we have to eat in the garage?
Garage would likely be too small unless it's the size of a barn

>>30324928
kek

>>30322254
Tiger stripes are really alluring.

>>30324956
They can canonically use magic to become lamia-size in case they want to visit festivals and the like, bringing her home should be fine.

>"Stare into my cursed eye and become my slave, anon!"
>"Hey, I said my eye, not my tits"

>>30324139
Wtf anon.

>>30325059
Sounds great. So where do I start finding one before the 25th?

>>30323156
My mom would probably be more concerned that I'm over for Christmas dinner as we've never celebrated that. I don't think the monstergirl part would bug her all that much once she gets over the minor existential crisis she might get when she realizes monstergirls are even a thing.

>>30325105
Different time and I was a hot blooded young buck.

>>30324445
>nuzzles you
>notices your bulge

Every new demon realm president eventually molests an innocent little boy and makes him her husband when he becomes older. Hopefully we get a new demon realm president who finds a husband through cleaner methods, one that doesn't rape a boy to force himself to save his hand in marriage for her when he gets older.

Wanna find the biggest most fearsome Jinko from the Land of the Four Fiends and call her a "good kitty".

I wonder what sort of special treatment is given to human women who are basically war criminals for running death camps for human men who are monster sympathizers. It's been said that monster girls won't take wicked men so I imagine women who run death camps are treated differently than other women. I'm thinking maybe something like she gets turned into a Minotaur, imprisoned in a room painted red, and given a window view where she can watch couples going about their business while being unable to do any coupling herself. How long her sentence would be is anyone's guess.

>>30323156
Honestly, it might just be easier for everyone if she just disguises herself as a human girl.

>>30323156
They'd think it was odd I was in a relationship with a non-human, but she's nice enough and they would be happy I found someone.

Glory to Water Wurm!

>>30323156
>Christmas dinner
nan I'm staying in the Wonderland

>>30325321
Land of the Four Swoles > Land of the Four Fiends
It is man's destiny to rule over monsters and make them into good girls.

>>30325101
"Choice made, shut up, dork."

>>30309863
>>30309767
Nope. Check the archives, Hololive threads are bumping everything off at Mach three. Some new Vtubers debuted, and that means everything else gets swept away.

>>30325389
Since monsterized women have all their values overridden with a monster’s values, such as that you shouldn’t hurt men, it’s possible that monsters don’t actually care if a woman is wicked or evil and probably just monsterize them so they change their ways. Or they just kill them because “wicked women like her don’t deserve to compete with us monsters”

>>30325511
But they're already good girls.

>>30323156
>Bring Dullahan over but don't want to tell the family
>Everything is fine until she bumps into someone
>Head falls off
>Family freaks out
>Try to calm the family down and not get raped all at once

>>30325576
>Kill woman
>She comes back as an undead
>She was notorious so she comes back as a wight, and a powerful one
>"Fuck. Oh well."

>>30325665
Biters are bad girls. Biters get the ball gag.

How do I make big kitsunes feel like small kitsunes?

>>30326096
GOMAD.

>>30326096
Like this.

>>30321665
I imagine Demon lolis would be good at all three mental, physical and visual seduction, doing either one while toeing the line of not being too direct so the man gets really lewd first whether it's by words or actions, much to her excitement.

Basically imagine her making a face like this, when after a long lap-sitting and her acting like she isn't doing anything, you turn her around, gently cup her chin with a finger, grab her ass with your other hand, and affectionately call her a naughty little blueberry.

>>30326329
>naughty little blueberry
Well, I'll be using that.

Are y'all having a good thread or are y'all being exceptionally cringe faggots?

What's the best way to convince my shoggoth party member to not scare away every enemy with cosmic horrors and let me have a real fight?

Buffcubi are adorable

>>30326644
Pick a better party member. Find a girl that won't coddle you nonstop.

Let see here... we got time and space, every human emotion, every natural element and nature itself, life and death... what do we go for next?

>>30326329
Now that's the kinda face that says "we both know you're contractually obligated to nakadashi the fuck outta my blue demon pussy, so get to it"

>>30326717
Buff monsters in general are adorable

>>30326717
The ultimate apex predator. She doesn’t even need muscles to capture your heart, she just likes working out. Though if she does, she can always squeeze any hesitance out of you.

>>30323156
they would ask stuff like
how the fuck did you bring your great great aunt from beyond the grave?
why are you fucking her?
and most importantly are you at least thinking about getting children?

and yes my great great aunt died single and probably virgin (I assume) so I guess by MGE rules she would became a Will-o-the-Wisp

>>30327040
You are correct!
>>30327045
The muscles help with what comes after she has captured my heart.

How would you make the setting more interesting?
I would introduce more monster factions that pose another grave lewd threat to the Order, and perhaps a neutral faction too, maybe 2 or 3 more new sabbath branches, a new monster-run kingdom or two, more supernatural events, and additional information to the existing profiles.

>>30321095
give snacks too

>>30327388
>I would introduce more monster factions that pose another grave lewd threat to the Order
The Order would need a middling level of competence for that to matter. As it stands, every monster is a grave threat.

I just want a Phoenix

The best monsters make you horny and afraid at the same time.

>>30327388
Expand on the Land of Four Souls. I want to learn how they capture monster girls and how many of said monsters choose to assimilate.

>>30327718
But I don't wanna be horny anymore, I just wanna be loved.
I'm fine with being loved and afraid.

>>30321596
Who cares, I got it from google.

>>30327860
Must suck to be forced to assimilate into a society where they treat monsters as second class residents

>>30325568
If a thread was just bumped off, it would've been archived, and the thread was deleted without a single post, so it was probably deleted by the poster, or maybe a mod did it for some reason.

>>30327965
As long as subjugation is consensual it's cool with KC's setting. There are probably a ton of monsters who want to be treated as beloved slaves.

>>30311080
>>30311131
Overly protective doberman girl a cute. Also, parents should be wary about getting their son a dog girl pup. They clearly mature much faster than human boys.

>>30325101
>>30325555
Easy solution.

>>30323156
Maybe I thinking too far into this but this need more information like does the world know about monster girls? Are they normal would my girlfriend be one of the first to cross over from the portal etc

>>30328230
>wary
Why? They were going to have wonder how he would lose his virginity before that.

>>30328177
Just like how most of use want to be the monsters' beloved slaves? Sounds fair, honestly.

How trustworthy would you rate this fox as?

>>30328554
I think she's so trussworthy I would even bind her toes just to be safe.

>>30328554
I'd leave my wife in those hands. Oops, I meant life.

>>30319645
We're just waiting for a Lilim to save us all.

>>30328554
>Kumiho

>>30327040
Gonna convince a big, tough, tomboy monsters that she's cute and that I want to protect her.

>>30328770
Why would you give her your wife? What if your wife doesn't want to?

>>30328554
Shut the fuck up and suck me dry till I die

What are your thoughts on SIL monster girl. From Species. Figure by good smile.

>>30328793
What makes you think she's a kumiho?

>>30328829
My wife is an onahole. She never disagrees with me.

>>30321095
I'd go adventuring with a Pixie, could be fun.

>>30323156
>Nice to meet you it's about time our son found someone. So are you chinese or japanese?

>>30329134
I'd just say Oriental.

>>30328554
very trustworthy

>>30328786
Druella is a lazy bitch, I bet my pelvis I can open a portal before she does

>>30329161
Then comes the questions on her age.

>>30329038
I would just take his word for it and gag the fox either way. Don't want to lose your liver.

>>30329208
I can't help but imagine a man pelvic-thrusting a portal into their universe just to gloat to Druella, then pelvic-thrusting back home. Imagine the headlines the next day.

>>30323156
>I put on my wizard rob and hat.

>>30329134
Ha, King of the Hill reference.

>>30329365
It's just a jump to the left, and a step to the right.

>>30329427
Is that even allowed to be mentioned here? I don't want you to get banned.

Sexy times are fun, but so are normal, everyday non-lewd times.
I want to just sit down on the couch and watch TV or streaming with my MG waifu.
Preferably bound in tentacles or mofu, but nothing lewd.

>>30329365
I want this Lilim to punish me

>>30329705
>2020
>streaming

Oomukade for maximum *CLACK*

>>30329705
>Being bound in tentaclea
>ESPECIALLY being bound in mofu
>Not lewd
This is how the brain of an incubus works

>>30329240
So long as she is still fertile, were good.

>>30329778
It perfectly wholesome, like hugging and snuggling. She's not touching my dick or anything.

>>30329705
Walking.

>"She's not your average maid, but damn it, she has heart!"

>>30329886
>It just a hug, bro, my dick isn't even inside her.
>Just a handjob, bro, she even smiles at me when she does it so you know my dick isn't in her mouth.
>My body, including my penis, is completely enveloped in my wife, but this isn't lewd.
Degenerates, the lot of you.