/jp/ - Otaku Culture

qm is a faggot

another win for quiz

big win for the discord gang

https://streamable.com/rcmp07

@newkids
https://youtu.be/nPYdQGkgrN4?t=60

huge win for the jamal boyz

if you waste all of your time on dickboard you're not gonna make it

>>30381398
wow huge l for qm

https://streamable.com/q1lj9a

how much vocabulary before trying to watch this?

>>30381678
essentially at least 30k

Strategies for remembering kanji readings?

>>30381545
"what the fuck" by nuke kills me every time

>>30381678
http://wiki.wareya.moe/Anime
ctrl+f katanagatari

>>30381678
moogy did it without subs and without anki

>>30381774
4bc answer my question in the last thread

>>30381772
read more

feel like there's a lot of noobs here so gonna drop the big pasta for them

＞＞ Resources for noobs ＜＜
Guide
pic related
Vocab Deck
https://mega.nz/file/21kV2IyT#hrHlRSx_f7DJ9q6xj52hIWtcJ62dMhPG6MlWNwm34ak
Tae-Kim Grammar Guide
https://itazuraneko.neocities.org/grammar/taekim.html
Hover Dictionary
https://github.com/FooSoft/yomichan/
Japanese Subtitles
https://kitsunekko.net/dirlist.php?dir=subtitles%2Fjapanese%2F


The latest Anime Cards MPV script can always be found at
https://mega.nz/folder/349ziIYT#gtEzi4UtnyDVr4_wJAvBlg
video demo:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4t7HYS73ZQ

Windows 7 notes:
>Update to the latest version of PowerShell for proper clipboard insertion.
MacOS notes:
>Use jpeg instead of webp in your IMAGE_FORMAT setting
>brew install the latest version of MPV
FireFox notes:
>just another reminder that if you're using firefox you'll likely need to use
https://pastebin.com/hZ4sawL4
>as your clipboard inserter page

>>30381565
nice bird

>>30381772
create epic mnemonics

>>30381772
RTK

>>30381851
>create your mining deck after 12 months
?

>>30381851
>vocab deck
is this a troll

>>30381851
gonna fuck up my own trip again too FUCK

bird

>>30381678
i watched it at 1 year of immersion and understood about 10%

>>30381818
I mean, yeah, and I try, but every time I read I'm too fucking lazy to look up the word properly so I never learn the reading. I guess that's just me being retard.

I think I should be grinding vocab instead of kanji at this point.

>>30381873
Yeah I try to do this, but sometimes it's hard to even remember the mnemonic.

>>30381910
u make it when ur done with core 2.3k

>>30381956
> I guess that's just me being retard.
yeah

>I think I should be grinding vocab instead of kanji at this point.
that's what you should have been doing from the start

>>30381898
Using KKLC cause it's the only one that really worked for me.

>>30381798
you mean >>30379098 ? if youre talking about anime then download mpv (video player) and use one of the user scripts posted in the thread
you obviously need the subtitle file which you can get from kitsunekko
depending on the script you use you might need a clipboard inserter browser addon and an html insertion page, just ask for details if youre going down this route people will help

>>30382017
>that's what you should have been doing from the start
I guess, but I'm retarded. But I guess the way I've been grinding kanji have at the very least led to me understanding what I'm reading, but just not knowing the reading of it.

wow this thread has gone shit already

>>30382036
yeah i already use mpv and got clipboard inserter and the wareya script but it doesnt work
also got the html page from the archive
i used another script on linux but i cant make this one work

>remember shit when reviewing my anki deck
>dont remember when on the wild
コワゥスキ、分析

>>30381915
Sente vs vocab is not a closed deal, some people prefer one over another they both have their pros and cons, just because you disagree with someone doesnt mean they are shitposting, not him btw.

always fail the cards once that you saw in immersion the same day, otherwise it's cheating the system

>>30382096
the one here should work with linux >>30381851

i also have a script that renames and retimes all the subs for a show at once

>>30382150
no retard

just do anki in the morning before anything else

>>30382149
>Sentence
Fixed.

>>30382096
>wareya script
idk what you mean by this
i dont want to involve myself in the script wars but there are only two user scripts posted itt for the specific purpose youre talking about (that im aware of), one made by anacreon the other by miniyoga, choose whatever you like they both give free tech support for their product lol

>>30382149
exactly, i like to do both cards and cant imagine limiting myself to one or thinking theres not a strong place for both

does anybody know where i can read one piece manga in japanese

>>30381678
Ｎ４くらいじゃなかったっけ

とくにむずかしいアニメではないはず

>>30382225
nyaa

let me present to you the newcard type that will blow your minds, it's called the braincard and it's stored in your head

you review it by reading more

>>30382189
https://gist.github.com/wareya/0e090dca608bcc91df95ae198aceef94
its the script people used to use before i dont know anything about analcream and miniyogas script cuz i dont mine and dont give a shit
but which one do you use for that ? could you link them?

私はペンです

今日は怠け者

>>30382245
sugoi

>>30382233
むずかしいアニメとは？

>>30382308
ハアドなアニメですよ

>>30382335
それアリか

is there any text dump for dragon quest VIII?

huge win for ewhore fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSVqPhHWgIU

man how the fuck do i save this shite as .lua in i make a text file paste the contents there and it saves as .lua.txt fuckin gay

>>30382246
u dont need to mine to use the texthooking part of the analcreamer script

>>30382426
just rename the file extension after saving it wtf

>>30382426
go back to your iphone zoomer pcs aren't for you

>>30382246
i use anacreons script just out of preference, if you want to go with that download the script from mega and look at qms demo video
>>30381851, you can ask anacreon for technical details
basically you need a clipboard inserter addon running on the inserter page in the back and the script copies the lines as they appear in mpv onto your clipboard so they show up on the page (one of the functions of the script) and from there you can do whatever you want with the text

if you want to use miniyogas script mpvacious you can have a look at his github page pretty sure he linked it last thread

>>30382452
yeah but mpv doesnt load the script
>>30382460
lol i bet you are like that other 22 year old kid calling others zoomers
i use linux and im older than you

>>30382554
>i use linux
no you dont, if you did you would have just named the distro

>>30382593
he's embarrassed because he uses ubuntu and thinks he's cool despite not knowing how file extensions work

>>30382408
*grabs some dish soap and washes the grease off her face*

>>30382554
zoom zoom

no need for that bro *uses my tongue*

my retention went up 23.7% after switching to mining from a core deck

/int/djt says use 2k/6k
jp/djt/ says use 2.3k
fuck what do I use

>>30382686
お巡りさん、この人ですわ

>>30382617
lol i use it because my laptop is slow as shit so it doesnt run windows.
yeah sure you know how file extensions work on windows since you think you simply have to rename it but its still a text file and mpv doesnt recognize it haha
>>30382685
blow your head off 22 year old teen

>>30382725
core 2k is outdated garbage

>>30382725
u go back to int

>>30382725
both are wrong, use core10k after 10k hours of subbed anime

>>30382725
it doesn't matter

i use arch

>>30382725
golly gee should you use the deck straight derived from a newspaper or the optimized deck that incorporates vncore and/or removes a bunch of faggot ass newspaper words that will be uncommon in the media you're likely to read/watch.

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/k8ucvz/the_ring_mirror_in_my_hotel_bathroom_reflects/

nuke is getting roasted on reddit.

>>30382725
tango since it helps with reading, the only reason you use one to start with is because reading is hard with 0 known words

newbie here how would you translate that?
> 全てを賭けた戦い
i know zenbu o kaketa means to wager everything, afterwards comes tatakai, but there should not be a particle between kaketa and tatakai?

>>30382882
no

>>30382882
just feel it out

>>30382882
clause

>>30382882
read tae kim before posting any more beginner questions

>>30382882
revise what different stems do to verbs

>>30382882
everything before tatakai is describing tatakai

>>30382830
there are no newspaper words

>>30382958
>>30382945
It's not even a case of "feel it out" since i can obviously get the meaning, but there shouldnt be a "no" between those two words?

>>30382989
no

>>30382990
you won't be able to say any words when i'm choking the life out of your stupid pedantic ass

been away for a few days, but wanted to reassure everyone that i still listen to this every day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Dx3zuha4-0

really would love to skin alive all the pretentious retards in this thread
dont care if i had to spend eternity in jail it would be worth torturing every single one of you slowly
the thought of gouging your eyes out tearing your fingernails out one by one removing your teeth with pliers and then beating you like a punching bag until youre a lifeless carcass makes me shiver in angear and excitment

>>30382882
this is /int/ question

>>30383023
don't care

>>30383023
and arousal?

>>30383023
this hateful stuff is just gross

>>30382308
ドクターストーンは

むずかしいほうのアニメ？

おもしろいんだけど

むずかしい

>>30383023

>>30382989
why the fuck are you asking this dumb ass question there's a 100% chance you're wrong not the sentence

some of y'all never got hugged as kids and it shows

>>30383055
but being a pretentious retard isnt ?
go fuck yourself you stupid fucking worm

>>30383116
wtf no of course it's not. at least not to the same level

>>30382989
its always a case of feeling it out
even when u come across something thats not grammatically correct(this is not one of them btw)its still more right than u are rn

>>30383097
not everyone spent summers in uncle touchys puzzle basement like you

>>30383116
can you link some pretentious posts so were on the same page here

>>30382989
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPAJckQqbzI

>>30383138
you disgust me

>>30382989
there shouldnt
read more
see it more often
feel it out

>>30382245
nah

i know you are here og and i know you are one of the pretentious retards
the things i and the bros would do to you if i ever found out where u live would make junko furuta think she had it good
kys

u got problems

>>30383250
lightbulb in bagina :DDDD

>>30383250
u triggered bro

lol

eternally thankful im not an edgy cringelord like this dude

>>30382725
/int/ djt is the legit japanese thread so 2k/6

this is the e-celeb thread

>>30382725
Ankidrone starter pack V2

New version: https://files.catbox.moe/cxcsq7.apkg

You know that in Japanese the most common 1000 words cover 75% of the language. Therefore beginners are advised to quickly memorize (frontload) them using the SRS.

This deck is designed to help you quickly learn core Japanese vocabulary. The deck consists of 3 sub decks. In three subdecks there are much more than 1000 cards (over 11000), so learn all cards from the first subdeck, and use the rest of the cards as a supplement to the sentence mining phase, and in cases where you cannot find sentences for certain words on your own.

If you already have a lot of words in Anki, I recommend sorting the entire deck using Morphman.

gonna have to ask the edgelord to leave as he kills the positive vibes

>>30383321
kys goatfucker go suck nigger dick

>>30383342
since jamal for banned there are no positive vibes, he's coping in his own way like we all are

wish i could time travel to 2011 and start a friendship with matt and we could learn japanese together

dont care

>>30383171
>>30383149
>>30383145
>>30383086
>>30383005
ah i see thanks anons, i was wondering if it was one of those case of the sentence some elements since they can be understood via context, might have to brush up my grammar, i've read tae kim but it was like a year ago.
Do you guys recommend "understanding japanese"?

>>30383427
i recommend reading japanese

>>30383427
yeah i do recommend understanding japanese there's nothing better

>>30383427
i recommend checking out >>>/int/djt for beginner resources

>>30383427
never heard of it

>>30383250
don't understand how you can joke about that, you made me google Junko Furuta and i'm heartbroken now

>>30383427
that's the first time you've seen a relative clause in a year? get your act together

>>30383447
why

>>30383469
don't tell me it's that one torture story that i don't like thinking about and makes me sad when i do

>>30383469
she would never even know you existed retard
if you wanna get heartbroken just get mad at japan for being a shithole where its easier to pretend theres nothing wrong going on than do something about it

>>30383469
she was asking for it, all tarted up on her bicycle

>>30383494
i've been focusing on building up a vocab for the last year

>>30383427
read genki, genki 2, and tobira

>>30383546
well she was a whore that fucked around if she was a normal woman that probably wouldnt have happened

>>30383469
shit like that happens everywhere in japan it just becomes big news cuz theres nothing else going on

>>30383427
you should watch raw anime then you'll never do that gay thing where you try to decode stuff and ask dumb questions because you think there aren't enough particles

finna read

>>30382096
The latest version of the mpv add-on for sentence mining can always be found here https://github.com/Ajatt-Tools/mpvacious
Video demo: https://youtu.be/vU85ramvyo4

>Windows 7 notes:
* You need to install curl from https://curl.haxx.se/
>MacOS notes:
* Use jpg instead of webp in your snapshot_format setting
* brew install the latest version of MPV
>FireFox notes:
* You'll likely need to use this clipboard inserter page https://pastebin.com/hZ4sawL4..

>>30382855
fuck off with that e-celeb shit

>>30383632
same

>>30383571
well just ignore everything your brain is trying to tell you about what's write and wrong and just accept what you read is correct and spend the next 5 years reading and you might recover from that

>>30383635
thank you sir

>>30383674
is it naka or chuu?

>>30383674
dont know how you can read that
those big milk sacks are constantly distracting me

>>30383321
>1000 words cover 75% of the language
lol

>>30383674
looks horrible

>>30383707
this is an intermediate thread

>>30383707
read more

>>30383760
no it's not i've been here for years and no one told me to leave
>>30383766
don't want to. is it chuu?

>>30383766
kys

>>30383518
>>30383546
you are not human. i feel sad for you

>>30383748
you don't really notice them after a while and the game is really fun

>>30382725
2.3k is the improved core 3k
3k is the improved version of core 2k/6k

people that don't recommend core 2.3k are people that don't know what it is

>>30383812
then cuddle with me and let me fill your insides with my seed so i can feel better

>>30383749
it's a quote taken straight from the MIA website if you haven't noticed.

>>30383149
>50 minutes of video
really nigga?
do you think i am going to watch all that shit?

>>30383793
you've been here for years and you can't read 朝ご飯中? djt btfo..

>>30383812
simp lol

>>30383845
doesnt matter how long you're here if you don't actually consoom

>>30383828
>core
>core
if it's core it's shit. easy as 1+1.
but it's okay, you can try Ankidrone starter pack from here >>30383321

>>30383845
i started learning japanese three years ago and i can barely watch keion

>>30383845
yea
>>30383871
this

>>30383845
inside breakfast?

>>30383900
shut the fuck up you retarded shill

>>30383900
why do you call yourself "mini" in that picture?
are you small? is your dick small?

>>30383903
this is your brain on ecelebs

>>30383903
>>30383901
does it bother you to see people like quiz, moe and bunko get fluent in front of your eyes?

quiz and moe arent fluent

>>30383988
no because they actually put effort into it i dont even do anki and read when i feel like it which is like twice a week

>>30383988
no since we have different values.

>>30383928
no it's because the yoga in that picure is small (child-size). yoga is good at jap so you better listen to him and 磨く your ass.
i look nothing like yoga if you're wondering

looking like another win for the bunkoboys

>>30384009
yeah they are don't be jealous

>>30383845
is it asagohan chuu ?
i quit japanese 11 months again i just come here for entertainment

>>30384045
wrong

wondering if that anon ever finally fucked his nieces that thought he was cool

>>30384021
post pics of what you look like

>>30384050
is that you robert?

>>30384094
nah

you think that guy really wants to fuck his mom or just shit posting lol

>>30384093

apparently been 4 days since the last time i repped on anki
whoops

>>30384152
10 months here

dunno bro, i still wanna know if that thanksgiving guy actually lost his finger

>>30383420
matt has outright admitted that he is incapable of a relationship with someone and only uses them to pad his own ego with learning japanese

>>30384195
damn bro dudes got issues probably stemming from his dads

nukemarine on the front page of reddit lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooooo

>>30384266
proud of him

>>30384266
woah really *pauses immersion*

remember when you guys thought i was making a comeback? LOL IDIOTS!

>>30384329
really proud of you, 2021 is gonna be a great year

>>30384329
who are you tho

Today’s fun new idiom!

吮癰舐痔

And it’s from the Analects, so it’s intellectual, ‘n shit!

>>30384329
>sucking pus from carbuncles and licking hemorrhoids
based japs

>>30384436
confucius was chinese bro

>>30384457
based chinks

>>30384356
thanks i guess? i failed though

>>30384359
someone that's failing longer and harder than even leyline guy

>>30384436
what

>>30384378
hope u fucking die

>>30384190
yeah i thought about that guy a few times too

haven't updated the animecards script since v10, had to format my pc over the weekend so i'm setting it up again and i can't get it to work. it doesn't have anything about ffmpeg in the config, i only had to change the image field to picture last time and the local media's all in the default folders. i'm without a doubt retarded, so what am i missing?

>>30384607
報恩謝徳, friend!

I hope your day is pleasurable and emotionally-fulfilling.

>>30384688
it doesnt use ffmpeg anymore

i think im top 20 percent here so n3

>>30384688
just read the config instructions in the file dude, it's all pretty simple

>>30384688
you're missing out on this new mining script https://youtu.be/vU85ramvyo4

>>30384786
yeah i think i'll need to look into the directory then as the built in clipboard inserter works fine

>>30384688
don't forget to install gentoo before you install everything else.

>>30384859
clipboard inserter works? ok. 2 questions then

1) do the files appear in your collection.media folder?
2) does the sentence(s) get sent to your anki card?

>>30384914
Man, my beard is getting into that territory.

No, not a fat Linux geek.

Okay, not fat, anyway.

>>30384688
why the fuck dont you use the latest version?

>>30384979
reading comprehension

>>30384914
when one makes their own collection of /g/entoo bash scripts for anime card construction, they can truly say they made it

>>30384916
the files are in the media folder, but nothing gets sent to the anki card beyond the standard yomichan things

>>30384995
>anime card
i doubt i need to make trash cards
>card construction
we have mpvacious for video
for everything else you can use maim to screenshot things and dmenurecord to record audio
https://github.com/LukeSmithxyz/voidrice/blob/master/.local/bin/dmenurecord

so basically we already have everything.

>>30385070
okay then the script isn't talking to anki-connect properly. if ur on windows 7 u might need to update powershell to the latest version. otherwise u mustve just typo'd one of the fields or some shit idk.

if all else fails hit control+d in mpv to enter debug mode. then try to make a card, then send me the log on discord. (in mpv.conf set log-file=C:\path\to\log.txt)

>>30384837
no one uses that its a middle eastern virus

>>30384995
I wrote a bash script to randomise kanji for study.

Sixteen years ago.

I've got an interview with a japanese company but I'm a dekinai, how do I impress them bros

>>30385168
start the interview with 私はアノンです

wotd: 加筆訂正

>>30385168
try to fit a 何でございましょうか somewhere in the convo

Best part
>circlejerk with other pathetic manchildren
Worst part
>actually reading truth about your Jewish nature

wild that i probably wont be able to go to japan until 2022, woulda gone soon too if it werent for the damn chinese

oof just failed to infer what スクショ means

>>30385281
you American? Yeah, even after the vaccine has become widely available, we don’t want you. You, personally, are probably fine, but the whole world has finally awoken to the reality of Americans, overall, being selfish, disease-ridden lice.

Your passport is better used as rolling paper at this point.

>>30385254
Your words are too polite.

舐痔得車

fuck japan and the retards who want to go there

gotta piss

yeah bro the collapse of the last 20th century superpower is upon us and the age of the new chinese superpower has begun
doesnt really matter where your from well all be learning chinese soon anyway

>>30385604
at least it will be easy cuz ive done rtk

>>30385396
think you meant to post this in int

the nani <-> nani word play is the best in japanese

>>30385712
Nah, telling fat plague rats to stay in their own leper colony is always good.

i'm the 竿役 of this thread

>>30385855
baste

>>30382989
It's a relative clause.

全てを賭ける is a complete sentence
戦い is the noun that is nominalizing the preceding sentence to describe itself.

全てを賭ける "risk it all"
戦い "fight/battle"

全てを賭ける戦い A fight that will risk it all

>>30386015
sdfu

>>30385276
the tweet replies are so fucking retarded. if your job depends on or is greatly enhanced (in some respects) by community outreach, matt can't just "go where there's fewer insults". it doesn't work that way. fucking christ.

>>30385604
https://twitter.com/a_centrism/status/1335345310458146819

Anyone got more a updated version, or similar graphics to/like pic related?

>>30386215
stfu jamal

just got back from an orgy with all your moms and sisters

nice bro *high fives*

Anybody took the JLPT here?

>>30386393
im into mom ntr so thats pretty hot

>>30386215

i'm doing 40 new cards a day and the number of daily reviews is skyrocketting (had 100+ reviews today)

is 40 new cards a day a normal amount or should i lower it?

crazy how im reading a manga whose anime ive already watched and i can easily understand the meaning of every sentence because i remember the plot even though i forgot some vocabulary this is great

>>30386493
wtf. first of all set it to zero new cards per day until you get your reviews under control (or just start over).

then set your new cards per day to 10. you can forecast out roughly how many "new cards" per day will turn into reviews per day with this tool https://pheartheceal.github.io/anki-optimizer/

>>30386493
just do what u can everyone has their own limits
but yes 50 cards a day is possible so ur a bitch if u cant do it

>>30386493
40 new cards is too much. I do 10-15 new cards a day and with decent (read: not default) anki settings I have at most 50-60 reviews every day and I've been doing this for almost a year now

>>30385168
how did you get it

>>30385305
Scooch over?

>>30385276
>be attention whore on youtube
>"wahh please don't criticize me!"
pathetic

>>30386493
https://pheartheceal.github.io/anki-optimizer/
normal with respect to what
how much free time do you have and how much of it is left over for input after your reps, how much do you like/hate what youre doing in anki how motivated are you

>>30386493
do 200 new cards a day you pussy

>>30386420
lmao

>>30386493
>>30386739
also how much adderall is he willing to take

>>30385276
this is heartbreaking
>>30386730
kill yourself queef you are a sociopathic human garbage.

>>30386420
insane how it never occurs to these people to just read or watch something in japanese

>>30386493
If your goal is to win a scrabble championship 40 words a day is fine

>>30386811

>>30386420
why do people like this exist

dont got time to read

>>30386888
or maybe he just wants to know more vocab faster? does this trigger you because your adhd brain cant do anki?

read 150k today

is it ankitard cope time already

>>30386420
lol

get killed og you dumb fucking bitch im gonna tell you to die every day until you drop dead

>>30386948
but its clear from his post that his ambition and free time/tolerance are out of sync

>>30386855
nice try matto but i'm not qm i know way more nihongo than him haha

>>30386493

One of my anki decks I've been doing 40 cards a day for about a month and a half now. It evened out for me at just over 150 review cards a day plus the 40 new ones. My fail rate is like 3% so the total reviews aren't a ton higher than that.

So that's what you can expect if you keep going with it. Personally I would feel like I was restricting myself if I did less per day, but if you're not okay with your reviews going up to that total you can pull back on it. One way could be to do less new cards per day for a while until you feel like you want to add more again, if ever. To do that you could use the custom study button and add more new cards just for that day.

>>30386948
you cant acquire words from anki only memorize definitions hope this helps

>>30386887
these people just see "japanese" as some kind of checkmark to add to their "skillset"
they dont see it as a real world language, they just want to say they know japanese but they probably don't even enjoy or understand what japanese is

>goatfucker outsmarted

>>30387024
sorry what did you say? i cant hear you from over here you chinless inbred midget

>>30387061
wrong

just
read
more

big win for the 4chan moderation team

0
kys

>>30387136
everyone that made it including me knows that so your ngmi

>>30387251
wrong

299
ngmi

https://youtu.be/npTq3FHV1jI

LMAO korone just got propositioned by a gay viking in the new assasin's creed and didn't know what to do

by the way, i'm interested in reading some japanese blogs, would it be ok to immerse in that instead of vinnies?

ironic weebs love korone

>>30387415
holy shit just do whatever you want dude im not your mom

yeah you said that last time very original

>>30387415
do whatever you want im not your dad

hey guys i'm interested in reading a blog that's in english but i heard i should read harry potter in english instead

>>30381388
Previous threads:
>>30348981 #2586
>>30312545 #2585
>>30258072 #2584

>>30387481
ok dad
>>30387514
ok mom

>>30387521
kys

>>30387415
Yeah just ask permission first to make sure it a djt approved topic

>>30387565
lol

why does billie jean got 75k dislikes on youtube

because saying shes just a girl is really rude to women

anyone cycle the しまなみ海道? planning on hitting it up when i go to japan and wondering average trip time for experienced cyclists

really like smooth criminal mv
https://youtu.be/h_D3VFfhvs4

>>30387717
lol

>>30387767
you finnish?

>>30387448

i don't know any japanese but i like stupid noises this is why i am a korone fan (also miko) thank you for your understanding

YOU BEEN HIT BY
YOU BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>30387767
idk

>>30387767
ive done half of it, took like 4 hours i guess and that was my first time on a bike for 10 yrs lol was fuckin sick tho

https://streamable.com/5hrmcv

>>30387695
people push the wrong one accidentally more than you would think and that adds up on a video that probably has billions of views

can you read 挑む

>>30387894
damn this shit got almost 4 billion views
https://youtu.be/9bZkp7q19f0

>>30387965
read it as ながむ for a second then quickly realized it was いどむ since you've been posting it here a lot because of the george incident

shit i was going to masturbate but i domt even remember where i was and i lost the boner

>>30387887
>https://streamable.com/5hrmcv
is that namasensei reading? hahaha holy shit my dude

>>30388131
it was ironic his wife is japanese

>>30387842
no
>>30387885
ok
>>30387886
guessing it would take me 6-7 hours for the whole cycle then, thanks bro

>>30388182
who are you

>>30388222
a guy with a bicycle

>>30388254
say your name

>>30386656
They contacted me firstidk why but I'm not complaining
It's the American division, but I've been getting interviewed by people from the main branch.

>>30388131
>hahaha holy shit my dude
unironically kill yourself

>>30388337
gonna have to agree with this guy

>>30388131
that hurt me

>>30388268
no

>>30383023
まあ、落ち着いてきましょうね

>>30388268
hairy leg guy

>>30388408
whats ur problem

i wish i knew japanese so that i could read this comment section https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTyewgmEoGU

>>30388466
lol

>>30387887
damn bitch give him a second he was about to say it and she blurted out the answer

>>30388544
she was probably so quick on it cuz it's a recurring thing in their life lmfao

>>30388500
dont understand why you want my name
im just a guy with a bicycle, isnt that good enough

>>30388505
found the japanese equivalent of don't sign your posts

>>30386420
Don't follow JLPT shit.

>>30386493
I do 10 new cards a day, split between recall and recognition (yes, I also try to write the kanji I learn). So in reality, 5 new kanji a day.

what does it mean to sign your post i don't get it

its like

"i hate you all

sincerely,
anon"

>>30388679
lmao

>>30388883
nah i mean what does jamal mean by that when he says that stupid shit

ohh, shoulda said so from there start
its like

"i hate you all

sincerely,
jamal"

>>30389034
low iq

>>30389034
the signature where you sign your post always comes at the end. it's also common to end a post with an insult like "shut the fuck up idiot" which can be interpreted as "shut the fuck up - idiot" i.e. you signed the post with "idiot" meaning you're an idiot

>>30389115
that's such a dumb way to dizz someome

always think it’s funny when mentally ill people knowing less japanese than me want to statements about my comprehension

>>30389178
you should sign your posts at the end not the middle

>>30389218
>inb4 10,000 replies from victims of quiz derangement syndrome

i like my explanation better

i know more japanese than you

i made eggs and bacon at 12:30 am

>>30388679
>>30388852
What I can understand is that the "signing your post" call-out is directed towards the guy who said 「きも」 ("gross"), so it's like he's signing off as that even though he intended to insult the original post there. Think of it as a "signature," I guess.

>>30388679
lol

>>30389220
GOT HIS ASS.

really feeling the second hand embarrassment here

sometimes i feel like a biologist watching unstudied creatures interact

>>30388337
gonna have to agree with the anger behind this post while rejecting the command

>>30389566
kys ngmi don't sign ur posts don't care read more isn't reading let's fuck goooo

>>30389218
you've got a serious case of djt derangement syndrome

>>30389218
dont care

>>30386910
Amazing... the meme about autists actually spells out what Adderall does, thus making the meme itself autistic.

my friends imouto just messaged me again
thinking she hasnt given up on me

>>30387767
No, but since I’m super-close-by in Akita, will definitely do so this year.

the bible method

memorize the bible like a good christian
read the translation in the target language

https://theeconomyofmeaning.com/2017/07/05/altering-the-critical-period-for-learning-languages-and-music/

>>30390021
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5523828/

>>30388679
う凪 is kinda clever, though.

Also tasty.

Fuck, now I want unagi...

>>30390001
akita is the other side of japan how is that close

>>30390009
i plan on reading the bible some day

>>30390001
hope you mean akitakata not akita
the route is all the way down in shikoku

>>30390081
Northern Honshu. I could literally bike to the start of the route in a day.

>>30390105
I know, I totally plan to do it. I love Shikoku, haven’t been there for years.

Although, I should probably consider getting a proper bike, not using the ままちゃり I’m usually rocking,

i'd karate kick your bike if you ever rode by me

I read 風 as ふう how close am I?

>>30390137
? its in hiroshima wtf are you talking about

look bro you cant bike from even the southern end of akita prefecture to shikoku in a day
thats like 1000km

my wrist is fucked. creating anki cards hurts
i can only read know

>>30390433
invest in a foot pedal for anki reps

>>30390433
there was a few weeks where i didn't read because my wrist hurt and i couldn't hover over words easily.

wish i was a child with a plastic brain so that i could actually acquire japanese

>>30390388
Oh yeah? I bike nearly two hours, hard, every day. Trust me, I can do it. My upper body ain’t so great, but my legs? 済勝之具.

Definitely gonna do it this year.

>>30390548
i'll make your brain plastic right now *bashes skull against the wall* haha jk i wouldn't do that

>>30390555
the world record for km biked in a day is like 800 why are you this retarded

>>30390548
If you cram enough Legos up your nose, you’ll have plastic *in* your brain, and be about as intelligent as a child.

>>30390599
It’s really that far? Alright, two days.

done arguing with this dude
hes obviously not serious

>>30390721
Seriously, I didn’t realise it was quite that far, but I’m definitely gonna do it this year, even if it does take a bit longer than I’d thought.

Can't learn japanese if you're fucking old.

>>30391007

woah bros

>>30391333
You’re right, you’re right, it’s a lot farther than I’d thought. This country sometimes feels a bit smaller than it really is.

>>30391343
sekuhara?

>>30391333
wanna cruise on kaidous with the djt crowd like in that pic

>>30391401
yeah youll have to plan a couple day trip probably
dont need to bring your own bike though which is nice, they got decently priced rentals on either side of the 街道

>>30391495
yo if you serious make sure you get in shape while things are still closed
once i save up money and japan reopens id definitely appreciate a cycling partner

>>30391805
i do 10k runs 2x a week but riding a bike would definitely kill my legs

>>30391844
pretty much, different muscles and all that
しまなみ海道 is particularly brutal for cycling newbies with a lot of elevation changes along the way

>>30391552
I was thinking of buying a new bike soon, anyway, so this a great excuse.

When I say I bike a lot, I mean it. I just a few months ago had to get the cassette replaced on my bike because the chain kept slipping. You know how much use it takes to wear down a cassette? The bike (or its owner) usually falls apart first.

>>30391805
I pop into these threads from time to time, so if you want some company, mention it around March or April.

Shikoku is fucking beautiful. I’ve been meaning to get back there for fifteen years now.

>>30391995
Yeah, I easily bike two hours a day, but running still wrecks my legs for a while.

I'm too old and too stupid to learn japanese and my life is essentially over

>>30393501
I didn’t start learning Japanese until I was twenty-four.

Your life is over only when you say it is.

Or you die. That’ll do it also.

https://ja.forvo.com/word/%E9%B3%B3%E5%87%B0%E3%82%92%E8%BF%BD%E3%81%86%E7%8E%8B%E3%82%92%E8%A6%86%E3%81%8A%E3%81%86/

do i speak fluently? fuck yeah i do
can i carry on a conversation with anyone? yes
can i speak business level and conduct business in japanese and get paid for it? every day

>>30393431
sure thing bro, looking forward to it

if someone gave you one day to practice, would you be able to recite all the lines from an episode of your favorite anime in japanese without looking?

>>30393967
you mean is it possible to memorize an anime episode in a day
i wager it's doable

alright my language school just started winter break and I want to fuck a nip girl. Is there a Japanese website that does what backpage/craglist did before they got nuked from the internet? if no websites exist what escort industry slang Japanese do I need to put into a search engine?

>>30393501
young people don't learn things because they're dumb
old people don't learn things because they're lazy

>>30394007
yeah memorize it and recite all the lines in order without looking would you be able to do it

>>30393967
Probably.

I can recite the 以呂波 from memory, but it was meant as a mnemonic, so maybe that doesn’t count.

>>30394040
You came to the wrong ‘hood, nigga.

>>30394059
yeah i think so but can't say i want to try because it's a lot of work

>>30393898
lmao

dont care if hes trash namasensei was my hero like ten years ago

>>30394371
but is he objectively as good as quizmaster? didn't think so bro

yeah but quiz isnt my hero
never was, never will be

checkmate, another win for quizmaster

>>30394114
lmao sucks to suck. 30 mins later and putting Enjo kōsai onto a certain Japanese search engine the first result is a guys website dedicated to teaching you how to find Japanese girls to fuck through various social media. easy peasy lemon squeezy gate keeper-kun. now if you will excuse me I need to go fuck a nip or get fucked by yakuza or get fucked by Japanese police. Whatever happens first I suppose

what

>qm is here yet again
i knew he would come back but fuck. the threads are so much better without him

>>30396355
I can objectively prove that threads with QM are 32.4% better

consuming material that is slightly above your level is obviously better than anything you find

there is a pool of words, words that you are ready for. if you see them in shorter intervals you'll obviously master them quicker than if you see a lot of words, hard words, all the time

you gotta remember that our memories suck and the longer you go without seeing the word the weaker your memory of that word gets (before you acquire it)

yup, that is another win for quizmaster

>>30383023
missed you anon where you been?

>>30396595
>I

>>30397495
listening to my chemical romance and cutting myself

spent all night finishing a vinnie thinking i only had a few hours left and ruined my sleep schedule again

yosh
gettin ready for the long and arduous 2 hour bike ride from one end of japan to the other
wish me luck bros

boy howdy i sure wouldn't want to get on the wrong side of the quiz master, look at all these wins he's racking up!

>>30397835
Jeez, I admitted I was way off; give a guy credit for admitting wrongness.

In my defense, I usually travel from west to east, and that is a very short distance, pretty much anywhere, compared to that from Hokkaido to Kyushu.

>>30397928
stfu quiz

>>30397559
wow　なんて偶然　me too