/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>30497576
I had an S&M session in my dreams last night so Dark Elves, gotta be

x is best girl

Whichever can pull of the STR build.

>>30497710
Which is the best build? Which is the best girl?

Threat level: Tiger

>>30498223
The best thing you can do when confronted by a beeeeeg monster is to curl up in the fetal position.

>ordinary dude living in order territory has shitty luck
>ends up enslaved
>finds himself looking at things he shouldn't and gets accused of heresy
>locked in a dungeon for weeks while tortured
>the torture has taken a toll on his mind
>the city where he is being held ends up getting conquered by monsters
>lilim leading the invasion goes to check the dungeons
>lilim enters his cell
>when he sees her he thinks that she is an angel that has come to save him
How would she react?

>>30498223
I know exactly what to do with tigers!

Winter sex with fish is better in a hot tub

>>30499328
I just took a hot shower to warm myself up after a cold morning and I must say, this man speaks the truth.

>>30498563
The answer has better involve wing hugs and cuddlefucks.

If I wanted to find a Baphomet who was ticklish, who would be my best option?

Need kunoichi harem

I am the goo man
My goo is delicious

>>30499595
I drink your milkshake

Uncharacteristically cruel and dominant cockatrice who paralyzes you often

>>30498563
>Angel? No. Save you? Yes
>I'm going to save every part of you~

>>30499595
I want to have a shog maid but I also like my sanity like it is right now.

Dragon invades village,
doest burn or steal, just camps out on anon's roof, declaring it hers

>>30500291
For magnanimous and charitable is she, praise unto the dragon for allowing us to live under her protection

>>30499595
Shog wants your goo, too.

>>30498807
Yeah, me too

>>30499588
How do you even get a kunoichi harem?

>>30502582
1. Get one Kunoichi
2. Give her the kagebunshin no jutsu scroll
3. Enjoy

>>30502582
Be a target important enough
Or just walk into their village

NOOOOO I'M JUST TRYING TO VISIT ZIPANGU AS A TOURIST DON'T CHARM ME I'M NOT READY TO GET MARRIED GOD DAMNIIIIT

How much does it take for a kiki to snap on other monsters?

>>30500925
FUS

Going on a date with a beeg oni!

>>30502861
But you walked straight into her

accept responsibility

>tfw you will never wake up next to cute succ gf

>>30503673
NO It's not fair they can't just piss out hearts to lure us in and claim us like picking fruits from a tree then say we did it ourselves it's not fucking fair
Monster girl court is so obviously biased of course they're gonna legalize the marriage no shit I can't run when my brain is hijacked this is bullshit

>>30503182
Moderate amount of bullshit probably.
You know that lovely steak dinner kiki made for her mastah that day some a-hole mino cut in front of her at the grocery store?
Let's just say that wasn't "cow" meat

Though when it comes to mastah, she'll tolerate a lot more bullshit before she goes from obedient meido to crazy, yandere, dominate kiki


Also, I pity the anon that makes the mistake of attracting the attention of a single anubis, hellhound, and kikimora at the same time

I would a bipedal reindeer

>>30503182
Probably when a Cheshire "accidentally" puts a red shirt in her laundry so it bleeds everywhere

>>30504371
That gets a sproink from me, dawg

Mommacore and the mofucores

>>30502729
The poor sucker getting jumped by mob of kunoichi.

>>30503867
Baka...just get charmed by someone else beforehand and you'll be 100% immune to those sneaky foxes and their tricks.

>>30504371
I like 'em with four legs

>>30506640
Yeah, no. I'm gonna go with the foxes here.

>>30506896
Enjoy ending up as some fox-tailed floozie's chair.

Its all fun and games till a cow cult infilitrates a town and the women start getting thick and busty

>>30507743
You doubt?

>>30507837
Anon, dwarves are short stack enough as is.
Any more and they're going to seriously need to rethink their way of life.

>>30507743
Heh

ayy lmao

>>30507743
Then it's even more fun and the games become lewd.

Gazer? More like GAYZER amirite?

>>30508102
Well yeah.
But then girls start sprouting tails or getting horns and that cute baker's daughter keeps making sleepy bedroom eyes at you and has tits that are kinda overflowing the counter

>>30508166
All of these things are not only pluses but big ones at that, tails and horns are always good and perfect for feeling up just like the new breasts.

>>30508063
A-aliens are not monster girls...

How do monster girls feel when their husbands eat food not made by them? Sad or mad?

>>30508484
Might act mad but they are actually devastated.

>>30508227
You don't understand though, the longer the cult can work its magic, the larger the effects become!

>>30508309
I want to believe

>>30499759
Come on, sanity is a resource to spend like any other.

>>30499588
>>30502582
How do you even know if you have a Kunoichi harem?

>>30508591
Imagine the smell

>>30508578
That's even better, let them stay forever I say.

>>30508728
Anon you aren't prepared for galls that thick and busty, their horns pronounced and hair going cow pelt colored. Subtle moos becoming more pronounced whenever they speak!

And they do this wherever they 'live'.
Not even other monsters are immune! An insidious cult that one.

>oh anon~ come out, come out wherever you are~!
>what do you mean you don't like the shotafication potion? I think you look adorable!

>>30508831
Who said I didn't like it?

>>30503544
Holding hands with a tall oni!
Having trouble keeping up with the tall oni's long steps and quick pace even though she isn't used to wearing heels!
Being unable to get out of the way in time when the tall oni trips because of her new shoes!
Getting smooshed when you try to break the tall oni's fall!

Keeping your neck uncovered in MG-friendly territories is dangerous. Single vampires can take it as an invitation or a form of lewd public teasing.

Covering it with a scarf or something is also dangerous. Scarf/turtleneck/collar/necklace fetishes are very common amongst the vampire populace. Even walking around in a high collar can be seen as extremely erotic.

Basically, don't have a neck.

>>30508813
I've been preparing for this all my life, this is heaven on Earth as far as I'm concerned and I will meet it with open arms and an open home.

Petpetpetpetpet
Must pat the mofu

>>30508719
I don't understand the question

What if Moby Dick on stage... but a Sandworm plays the whale?

>>30497576

>>30508831
Shotafication proposals are nothing but a ruse to make you weak and compromise your sexuality so the waifu could "rightfully" drop the NTR bomb on you.

>>30509260

>>30509223
>Wererabbits in the woods have cowprint fluff and massive breasts.
>Dryads are hugely thick with tits that leak sweet sap and curling, branchlike horns.
>Harpies of every sort are flying much less steady due to the added weight.

>>30509683
We can get crazier

>>30509722
t. lolifag

>>30509813
Perfection.

>>30508813
If my wife moos even once it’s either divorce or we’re going to a flayer.

>>30508831
Just a reminder you should never accept a potion from a random onee-chan

I need more girls with gills

>>30510137
>Papillions that are black and white and have bigger...oneesan presence.
>Mantises stand out now that they have non-green camo and their balance is thrown out of wack.
>Soldier beetles look just as calm and collected as always but now have a chest they need to figure out how to wield their weapons around.

>>30502538
That is also nice.

>>30510198
Why not the reverse?
>Would you enjoy being a nice, cute, cum cow for your wife?
>Would like to get milked like a happy, healthy cow?
>Would you give her a cute "moooo" when she's doing a good job?

>>30510340
All will know the glory.

>>30510042
10/10 would marry and have a completely monogamous relationship with her

>>30510396
Yeah, nah, they’re being forcefully dismantled.

>>30509990
gotes

>>30510227
My healer is looking pretty strange.

>>30510463
Doesn't matter if its in the winter region, desert, forest, or volcanic lands, cow cults cannot be trusted, their influence insidious.

Does your waifu/s have an unique look, or is she based on an already existing character? Or perphaps just looks like the profile one?

>>30507743
That's all nice, but I'd like some beef to go along with the milk.

>>30510396
How do I put this.
I love huge tits. Enormous ones even.
But the moment you start forcing your magical realm shite onto others, that’s where you’ve crossed the line for me. God forbid you combine it with some cringe roleplay trash.
Thus, such a group would have to be punished with the most fitting ironic punishment available: flattiefication.

This is why I don’t mind the Sabbath, because for all their loli zealotry they still just advertise and rely on people to come to them.

>>30511186
>Imagine not wanting to roleplay with your waifu
Good job getting beaten out by some lanky 5'8 featherweight that can be her Prince Chad "The Stallion" Thundercock when he gets in the zone.

Cowprint anything signifies a dangerous entity. It's an unassuming color pattern that lures in the unwary. For example, is this a true Holst (a relatively harmless creature)? Or a cow cult-corrupted Succ (guaranteed to be a 10th level caster at minimum). Oops, too late! That hesitation just cost you your bachelorhood.

>>30497887
Thumbnail made me think Twilight was a centaur and I got excited.

>>30511362
i love cowprint

>>30511280
Cows are dumb docile prey animals. That’s not sexy unless you’re one of those bimboification types.

>>30511428

Then you're as good as done for.

>>30511461
Silly human.
(You) are the cow.
(You) are the prey.

>>30510399
Miss Jiangshi please button your shirt, that's not following school dress code!

Moth is always the answer.

>>30511609

>Jiangshi doesn't have the mobility in her arms to button her shirt
>She needs someone to either button it for her or to help her work out her arms enough to gain the flexibility
>Either way it's a trap meant to lure in a guy she likes
>Yeti completely misunderstands and enthusiastically helps her work out her arms while the Jiagnshi silently fumes

>>30511576
Prey perhaps, but there’s a difference between that by itself and being a smooth-brain who can do little more than ramble incoherently about mommy milkies.

>>30511710
You seem to be making a critical misunderstanding. I don't like mommyfags. Tits are good for two things. Pillows and mindbreaking. But there are other options for both.

I will never lose to cows.

I will always lose to cows.

>>30511872
>before
>>30511904
>after

I just like snakes

>>30512069

>>30512198
What is wrong with you

>>30510929
She looks almost exactly like the profile girl except a lot younger.

Speaking of sneks:

https://twitter.com/RedLenai/status/1336991392074244098

Turn the gyarus into cows!

>>30512426
That's not a snake, that's a flock of ducks in a snake suit!

>>30511688
Cute! Yeti-chan sure is a good role model for other students!

>>30512244
If you post your waifu in 100 threads, it becomes real.

>>30511688
>Jiangshi needs help with her shirt
>Walk over and begin buttoning it
>Get hoped on
>Jiangshi tricks.

>>30512823
They are now officially wholesome.

>>30512823
Gyaru anything is just cheating.
I’m a sucker for anything gyaru and often dream about being a teacher for a class of delinquent gyaru MGs.

>>30513315
Roon isn't even suited to be a lamia in my opinion.

>>30513315
You remind me of that one guy on the /d/raw thread that's been making the same request for the past 5 years.

>>30514452
>anything gyaru
ANYTHING?

>>30513331
>Finish buttoning her shirt even after she's hopped on you
>You try to remind her that you'll both be late for class but she is seriously determined to keep you pinned on the ground with her superhuman strength, grinding against you all the while.
>she slowly gains flexibility and undoes your pants
>At least this isn't going to end as poorly as your encounter with that gandharva a few weeks back.

>>30514452
Gyaru only works sometimes, and I tend to prefer less-tacky variants.
Also, the girl has to be good at heart.

>>30514664
>good at heart.
what? what does that even mean?
are their ancient evil gyaru?

>>30514708
Trashy, dumb whores versus actually good people.

>>30514466
She likes giving hugs and is very possessive of (you).
>Thank you, but what filled the emptiness in my heart was neither the joy of butchering enemies, nor the sweetness of love, but rather the hatred of jealousy! Commander, my jealousy towards others is as strong as my love towards you... This is really...unforgivable!

>>30514587
>that one guy on the /d/raw thread
99% of /d/raw threads are the same requests reposted over and over. You'll have to be more specific.

>>30510722
goatse

>>30509683
Why are they floating ghost heads?

>>30510722
I stopped reading MM after you know what happened.

>>30510722
How do I get a girl (or girls) to look at me like that?

>>30515249
Imagine getting filtered by Yuri?
Fucking faggot can't get hard without looking at a penis.

>>30515355
i want to lick the chocolate goats

>>30508309
Wouldn’t a alien become a mg when they arrive on the planet and are exposed to Mamono mana I wonder how space works in mge did kc ever say?

>>30515519
Don't be surprised if they end up licking you

>>30515591
i would like very much to be their human salt lick

>>30510929
Yes for my kakuen my raiju is based off Nero from fate the others are recolors right now but I’d like to give them different hairstyles

>>30515591
>>30515643
I've been licked by both goats and cows. They're pretty thorough.

>>30515355
>liking yurishit
Imagine being a cuck

>>30515591
Oh no, they're licking your waifu instead!

>>30515249
Meh my understanding was that since there are no guys around and they get horny easily they just go lesb. Nothing a dick can't fix.

>>30515805
Don't they just fuck anyone?

>>30515849
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>>30515787
Based.

>>30515849
Per>>30515355
Yes. Now go fuck the horny goats

>>30515880
To Horny jail with them

>>30515787
>being on 4chan
>wanting to be the girl makes you a cuck now
I hate nu4chan

>>30516000
Go away, alp.

Drinking goat

>>30516258
i want to drink out of her navel

>>30509180
You have the right to refuse.

>>30516034
>Wanting to fuck chicks makes me an alp
Kek. Project some more.

>>30516556
>lesbian alp
Worst of the worst.

>>30516664
Based

>>30516308
Is this a new manga from the Dagashi Kashi artist?

>>30516686
Based on what?

>>30516664
Funny thing is a full lesbian mg can’t exist the alp can like to mess around with other girls but she would still want a man at most she would want a harem for you but you’d still be fucking the other girls

>>30516664
>lesbian alp
>with a big futadick
>and no vag
>or titties
>no monster parts either

>>30516713
My fat fucking nuts.

>>30516823
>and no vag
>or titties
>no monster parts either
Wtf are you here when you know this isn’t a thread for you why come here just to shitpost

Gazer is the best girl, since she has tentacles and slime and mofu and laser eye-beam magic. And cute feet and a nice ass and a proportionally nice chest and dainty, skillful hands and...

>>30517178
Inferior, two-eyed mofu
>>30517162
Superior, multi-eyed, naked goo mofu

Listen, man, we're willing to float you a ton of benefits to take one or more of these singles dwarves off the dating the market.

Now these babies are hard-working, industrious, family-oriented, they can hold their liquor, they can defend a fort, and they can for darn sure raise a daughter or twenty.

>>30517329
But it's winter now, starting a new fort in the middle of winter is kind of...

>>30517329
A dwarf wouldn't set a grudge just for telling them I'm not interested, right?

>>30517329
>Dwarf
>No beard
That's more like a Hobgob with tiny, tiny, incredibly tiny horns. No buy.

>>30517451
I'll take some hobgoblins.

>>30517499
She looks friendly.

>>30517391
You'll reach the fort just in time for 1st Granite. Then you two can strike the earth, if you catch my meaning.

>>30517412
They absolutely would grudge you for 5 newborn to the Dwarf colony.

>>30517562
They're in short supply

>>30517655
I can help with their population issues.

>>30517646
Well I guess it's time to load up a cart, then.

>>30497576

>Ehe! Te nandayo!?

>>30518040
stupid cunny slut

>>30517993
>marrying a fence with underworld ties
Impressive. I like your guts.

>>30517993
>Marrying an Altm*r
>Not an orsimer
Trash taste in mer

>>30518202
tasty orc abs

>>30516822
That snow leopard is acting really weird guys, is she ok?

>>30518202
Greenskin Orcs > fat pig “Orcs”

>>30518418
No she's in heat and the only way to cool her down is with a snowball fight

>>30518746
bizarre

>>30518822
What?

a monster that is both sad and terrifying

Your cum won't last.

>>30520188
stupid salamander wielding an unpractical weapon

>>30520188
Going to wear some oven mitts before I grope that tail

What sick, horrible things would you do to a helpless monster girl?

>>30520684
Cuddles and kisses

Survey time! What are you preferences on the following:
>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you? Feel free to get specific (Ex. Weaker physically, stronger magically).
>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them? (Charm magic, being overpowered by them, standard dating, etc.)
>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
>Big, medium, or small boobs? Are you into lactation?
>Big, medium, or small butts? Are you into facesitting?
>What kind of ears do you like?
>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?

>>30520684
make her eat all the eggs

>>30520684
To do NOTHING.

>>30520684
Got no problems with any monster girls except one kind.
I take other monster girls and have picnics outside the local fox shrine and show them a good time. Once I even took a raccoon girl there just so she could try to sell me some trinkets. I purposefully paid wholesale. Raccoon kisses are the best kisses.
Hell I even took a spider girl there once and she oddly knitted me a sweater. Didn't even use her silk except for a happy jumping spider girl design on the front. ... Didn't know spider girls could make colored silk if they drink food coloring.
I even take the woof girls there and play fetch in a way.
Anyway it makes the foxes jealous.

>>30520727
Go home rata, you're not stealing my information.

>>30520727
Physically stronger than me.
Taking it slowly with normal dating.
Equals in normal life, in the bedroom she's the boss.
Big girls, cuddling is the dream.
I lean towards big chests, but I wouldn't reject a flatty. Breastfeeding is welcome.
Medium. Yes.
Regular human ears or cat ears.
Yes, but lack of tail is not a dealbreaker. I'd prefer a single tail, either a cat tail or squirrel tail. Lizard tails are nice too.
I don't particularly care for them, but don't hate them either. If she's horned, she should have two, either Minotaur or Satyros style horns.

>>30520727
Stronger women. Physically and/or magically.
Rape in the first encounter, continue with normal dating until marriage.
I would be dominant in daily life, but it would be a fight for dominance in the bedroom.
Big/medium, yes to cuddles.
Big/medium, yes to lactation, but only if the monster promises to not make it a mommy thing.
Big/medium, not into facesitting, but I would grope the butt.
Pointy and fluffy ears.
Yes, one tail, and fluffy (Hakutaku tail is my favorite).
Neutral on horns. As long as they aren't weird looking or get in the way of things, they're okay.

>>30520727
Give Squirrel Now

>>30520727
>not necessarily weak, but I do want to be stronger
>either through evolving friendship or goading me into subduing her
>I'm strictly sexually dominant, but I am willing to follow a prudent leader outside of the bedroom
>medium girls, like to cuddle sometimes
>medium-to-large breasts, but not huge; not into bodily fluids even if edible
>medium butts; not into being a sub
>fluffy animal ears
>furry tail, but mofu is not required
>don't like horns much, but not a dealbreaker

>>30502538
During the final days of the Waifu Wars intelligence uncovered a secret project underway on the the Enemy homeworld. Abandoning its attempts at clever strategy in favor of sheer firepower the Enemy had developed the Automaton; an enormous, nearly indestructible killing machine, crammed with a staggering array of the most advanced heavy weaponry available. The juggernauts were being manufactured on a heavily fortified island on Enemy Homeworld. We staged a desperate assault on the island to try to stop the projects before the Automatons could turn the tide of the war.

Now it is your turn Commander. Fight the epic battle once again...

Free all Automaton bots, and the gantries that produce them.

This mission is for experienced Commanders. You will find enemy to be without mercy. There is no easy nor moderate way to win this mission. Playing hard is the only option.

>>30520727
>Stronger, by a large margin even.
>Being spoiled by them, I'm rather weak to that sort of thing.
>The wife of course, and yes.
>Big, Yes.
>Big, Yes.
>Big, Sorta like the idea but unsure due to various reasons.
>Don't really think on the ears too much, exotic ears are best when cute though.
>Tails are neat, don't care about the number or kind.
>Horns are neat too, don't care about the number or kind.

Mamono for this?

>>30522131
Slimes, undead, especially dullahan.

Are you /d/egenerate enough to handle a sex-crazed jabberwock?

This one is really short, but I think it's as long as it needs to be. Manticore short for >>27969190 finished.

https://pastebin.com/KumYP754

Up next is a story about a man regaling his wight wife with stories of her antics as a zombie.

>>30522170
I like when a slime pretends to breathe. All the imitation stuff is endearing.

>>30520727
>I'll would prefer to be stronger than her physically but for her to be magically stronger.
>I would like to date her but I wouldn't being charmed
>I would like to be the dominant one but I wouldn't mind her and me being equal and I would like the roles to be always changing in the bathroom
>Medium or small
>Big. I would be open to it
>Big. I would be open to it
>Doesn't matter
>I like tails
>I don't care about

>>30522278
>next is the wight story
YES

>>30522278
That was cute.

Which one is the better momster, Wurm or Bogey?

>>30522441
why do we have to compare them. They're both wonderful girls and I don't want to hurt either of their feelings.

>>30522441
Boogey hugs

>>30522441
Just fuse them to get an unstoppable plush monster.

>>30522441
As much as I like Bogey, I think Wurm would do a better job at preparing her son for adulthood.
>>30522600
Yes.

>>30522600
Lich-san no!

What are some monsters for this?

Honestly a Lich in the business of gifting people Custom Bogeys sounds pretty wholesome.
Maybe I should give Saint Lich a special request.

>>30522964
Jinko Bogey for me please.

>>30522964
I suppose you gotta do a sandworm bogey just for the science.

maybe a gargoyle wouldn't be that bad

>>30522964
>Maybe I should give Saint Lich a special request.
can I request the sweet release of death?

>>30522278
Smiled all the way through this, it is good.

>>30520727
Stronger; physically
Standard
Equal normally; her sexually dominant
Big; yes
Small; no
Big; yes
Pointy and fuzzy
Yes; any
No

>>30521251
Do you ever wonder about those seemingly random posts that get no replies, reply to no one and say nothing but ‘test’? Who writes them? For what purpose? I think it’s the Ratas.

>>30524083
it's people who just posted in a thread that got deleted checking to see if they got banned for replying

>>30522198
No, they're one of many reasons I hope I never end up in Wonderland.

Human boys can't resist big ______

>>30520727
>>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you?
Weaker physically, maybe not magically.
>>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them?
Standard dating I guess. I have no idea what falling in love is like. Regardless of how we initially get in a relationship, charm-magic mediated strong emotion play would be one thing I'd like to do.
>>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
I would be dominant in the relationship, but switching otherwise.
>>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
Small, cuddling is great.
>>Big, medium, or small boobs? Are you into lactation?
All sizes are great. Don't like lactation.
>>Big, medium, or small butts? Are you into facesitting?
Small and tight butt, wide hips. Dickthrone is better than facesitting.
>>What kind of ears do you like?
Long elf ears.
>>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
Big muscular tails are cool, smaller spade tails would be fun to tease. No tail is alright.
>>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?
Horndlebars

>>30524467
muscles

>>30524467
youkai wombs.

Pendulum summoning was the final straw for me.
I dropped the game after that.

>>30520727
>>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you? Feel free to get specific (Ex. Weaker physically, stronger magically).
I’m fine with them being stronger or weaker or more interested in look personality as a deciding factor
>>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them? (Charm magic, being overpowered by them, standard dating, etc.) overpower or standard dating something inbetween
Most likely
>>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
Depends on harem member yes for kakuen,ryu and raiju mad hatter can go back And forth in daily life I’d be a little more dominant
>>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
Ryu is as tall as the average ryu/lamia but kakuen and raiju are small mad hatter is about my size.sure
>>Big, medium, or small boobs? Are you into lactation?
Kakuen and raiju medium Ryu large and mad hatter medium. Not especially
>>Big, medium, or small butts? Are you into facesitting?
Kakuen and mad hatter good ass ryu and raiju medium.i I’d be willing to try
>>What kind of ears do you like? Depends on the girl
>>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
Yes dragon and monkey
>>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?
Yes normal not flesh

>>30524581
all that belly dancing payed off it seems

What’s the average height of a ryu/lamia like species?

>>30524792

>>30524900
That's wrong, Miia's official length is 7 meters. It's the whole reason the daki is that size.

You're given an offer to marry an mg but you can only pick the family she belongs too and everything else is random.

So what family would you pick?

how often do you see mg stuff posted outside of here?

>>30520270
Well, duh. Sperm really only lasts up to five days tops without freezing it.

>>30525167
A lot.
It's always strange seeing my commissions in more normalfag places though.

>>30522995
My second favorite stuffed animal as a kid was a snow leopard so that sounds nice.

>>30525198
whats the strangest place you've seen it?

>>30525146
Tiger family, too easy.

>>30525248
>>>/r9k/61325956

I got a big tiddy Miia commission for the holidays.

>>30525440
I got a rock

>>30520727
Stronger. I like a woman that can kick my ass.
Standard rough dating.
It would be a constant struggle for dominance.
Medium and yes.
Medium and no.
Big and yes.
Dragon ears, dragon tail and dragon horns!

Which shade looks best on a monstergirl?

>>30524792
Because her tail supports her upper body, she can choose her height with reasonable minimums and maximums by having more or less tail under her torso upright.

>>30525146
Lamia family. Literally no bad options, only great and less great.

>>30524467
slimes

>>30525665
Those all sound like ice cream names.

>>30525665
amazon chocolate or african queen for me

>>30525665
It all depends on the species. A dark Jinko should be a different shade than an Anubis for example.

>>30520727
>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you?
I'd like to be stronger physically, but if I'm not that's no problem as long as she's not ripped like a man. Magic power is a no issue either way, but if she's gud she'd better be ready to teach.
>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them?
Standard dating, though I'll forgive some light charms to get past my black hole density. The best girl will be forward enough to make it obvious I'm not imagining her interest but not so much as to remove the illusion that I'm initiating.
>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship?
Equal or (light) switch
>Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
Yeah.
>Big, medium or small girls?
Yes, just give me nice proportions.
>Are you into cuddling?
Yes.
>Big, medium, or small boobs?
Yes, just give me nice proportions, shape, and around a handful to work with. Admittedly, I prefer large, but breasts should suit her body type.
>Are you into lactation?
If there's milk I'm drinking, but I can easily live without; nipples will be sucked regardless.
>Big, medium, or small butts?
Yes, just give me nice proportions and shape. Admittedly, I prefer large, but butts should suit her body type.
>Are you into facesitting?
No, but if that's how she likes oral I'll do it.
>What kind of ears do you like?
I'm a fan of most forms of kemonomimi but elf ears are also alright
>Do you like tails?
Of course!
>How many
As many as she has
>what kind?
If there's a tail I'm molesting it, but in decreasing favor, I'm partial to (erogenous) spade tails, fluff, and smooth scales like snake skin. Anything interesting to the touch I won't irritate my skin with is nice, though.
>Do you like horns?
They're alright.
>How many
Zero is perfectly acceptable, but two is usually optimal.
what kind?
Any kind not covered by skin.

>>30525198
>normalfag places
like facebook? twitter? university class discord?

>>30526091
regular or lamprey?

>>30526165
Some big, non anime twitters, and friends have sent posts from Facebook where they see my stuff.

>post commission in thread
>see it on twitter a month later with like 10k likes

>>30526235
Eel.

>>30526091
my second favorite fish

>>30525146
I like kakuen the most but yeti kinda meh to me so probably Dragon family sense they have the best overall to me

I noticed that Nurarihyon is a majin type but not majin family instead she’s temptress what’s the difference between family and type?

>>30525440
Super kyoot senpai!

>>30525167
I remember someone occasionally accidentally posted mge stuff in the /gfg/ thread.

>>30525146
There are a lot of families with only one species. A better question is:
You're given an offer to marry an mg but you can only pick the type she belongs to and everything else is random.
So what type would you pick?

>>30526525
FEEL

>>30526902
inb4 Single-Eyed Demihuman
I think Mollusc is a good bet. Two great species, two alright, and one that's kinda mixed bag. Birdman type doesn't have any I'd consider bad, so that's a pretty safe choice. And there's always Amphibian and Ex-Giant.

borgar

>>30525167
I remember some boomer rock star (I think slash from gunz n Roses) posting lava golem on his twitter, lol

>>30520727
>strength difference
stronger in some cases, weaker in others
>fall
a memorable first encounter (we crash into each other, she saves my life, she fails at putting the moves on me but I repay the effort, etc.)
>dominance
equals/switches in life and in bed
>girl size
love any size, assuming "medium" means "roughly my height;" yes
>boob size
big; yes
>butt size
don't care; no
>ears
big and sensitive to scratching/kneading
>tails
yes; one long, thick, and scaly
>horns
yes; two curled and skinless

>>30525146
pic related family, ideally affected by >>30507743

>>30527313
I don’t normally say this but, based.

>>30527313
https://twitter.com/Slash/status/1056253513343238144
fucking lol, you weren't kidding

>>30507743
And I'm assuming their leader is this lilim? If not that's a pretty powerful cult

>>30527441
They may have a lim join eventually but its just a very effective, very fanatical cult.

>>30527386
rock on

>>30497576
Blue elves

>>30520727
-Preference towards those who can handle themselves
-Standard dating mixed with some light healing
-Equals/Switch, in an attempt to get both sides more comfortable in each role
-Preferably someone with a bit of height to them so that way they don't get squashed during our spooning. Bigger girls especially, so I can be her big spoon.
-Preferably big, but petite is fine as long as there's enough shape and size for a bounce.
-Never really was one for ass-play aside from something for some light squeezing. More of a leg/thigh kind of person.
-No preference in regards to ears, though animal ears should have a bit of a droop to them
-Either mofu tails or spades. Should have enough length for some subtle leg-wrapping
-Indifferent to horns. Don't hate them; just worried about them being hurt by the wrong kind of touch.

>>30525146
Without doing something cheeky like picking a family with only one monster in it (probably the smart way to play, but not in the spirit), I'd go mermaid. My waifu is there and no other option is personally objectionable, but if I needed to stay terrestrial for any reason I'd roll centaur and hope I don't get the vanilla variant... Or at least a more knightly one. I'd go for the minotaur family, but musclecows a shit and there's a 33% chance I'd get one.

>>30526902
Fuck it, I'm rolling demon and praying I do t get an amazoness or alice. Undead are runner up.

>>30520727
>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you? Feel free to get specific (Ex. Weaker physically, stronger magically).
i am alright with both of these even if their physical strength over me isn't even obvious muscle
>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them? (Charm magic, being overpowered by them, standard dating, etc.)
i'd like to be overpowered by a fish
>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
mostly her in the bed but we still go out and do our own things for life
>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
medium
>Big, medium, or small boobs? Are you into lactation?
medium, small and yes
>Big, medium, or small butts? Are you into facesitting?
same as prior
>What kind of ears do you like?
i'd rather mofu ears but my waifu doesn't have those
>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
big fat honking meaty tail that holds me close
>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?
if any i prefer them curving up over her head so they don't get in the way

>>30520727
>>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you? Feel free to get specific (Ex. Weaker physically, stronger magically).
My favorites are stronger, usually via magical means. The only ones that are weaker that I like enough to be wife material are ratas and nekomata.
>>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them? (Charm magic, being Overpowered by them, standard dating, etc.)
Overpowered by unconventional means. My favorite scenario is to be knocked out with magic and waking up later in her dungeon ready for proactive dating.
>>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
I want to be on top more often, but she makes it difficult. I try to help provide, but a post monster world makes that difficult. I would be out of the job if they came and cleaned this world up.
>>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
Medium hopefully about a foot shorter, but I would be happy with anything that isn't literal child or giantess too much of a size difference is off-putting to me. Cuddling is fine.
>>Big, medium, or small boobs? Are you into lactation?
Small, no. Petite bodies are the best.
>>Big, medium, or small butts? Are you into facesitting?
Small, every now and then.
>>What kind of ears do you like?
I'm not picky
>>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
They are ok, again not picky.
>>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?
I sound like a broken record at this point.

>>30520727
>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you?
Don't care as long as they are submissive and masochistic.
>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them?
Be the one that attacks an molests them.
>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
Me at all times.
>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
Small lolis.
>Big, medium, or small boobs?
Completely flat chests.
>Big, medium, or small butts?
Small but round fitting their body.
>What kind of ears do you like?
I don't care.
>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
I don't care.
>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?
I don't care.

>>30520727
>1.
Doesn't matter to me.

>2.
Romance and standard dating but I wouldn't mind a 'proactive date'

>3.
I'm a switch so I'm open to either.

>4.
Size doesn't matter but yes for cuddling.

>5.
Big with lactation.

>6.
Big but no, I'm not into it.

>7
Doesn't matter

>8
Yes, depends on species.

>9
Yes, depends on species.

>>30522278
nice!

>>30528288
She really should take off her shirt for that.

>>30528357
Something something filtered milk

>>30520727
>>Do you like women who are stronger or weaker than you? Feel free to get specific (Ex. Weaker physically, stronger magically).
No real preference. I enjoy the idea of manhandling a women totally and being manhandled by them.
>>If you were targeted by a monster, how would you want to fall for them? (Charm magic, being overpowered by them, standard dating, etc.)
Hard question. I like the idea of being taken down by one and also being charmed. Both fantasies are great to me.
>>Who would be the dominant one in the relationship? Are the roles in daily life the same ones in the bedroom?
Me usually. First wife when she is with the other two wives.
>>Big, medium or small girls? Are you into cuddling?
Medium-Big. Love me some cuddles
>>Big, medium, or small boobs? Are you into lactation?
Big-medium. Absolutely
>>Big, medium, or small butts? Are you into facesitting?
Big-medium. I want to bury my face in my wives pussies' and Asses'
>>What kind of ears do you like?
No Preference
>>Do you like tails? How many, and what kind?
I like my tails with attached pussies
>>Do you like horns? How many, and what kind?
No Preference.

>>30528357
but then how am i going to suck it all out of her shirt?

>>30520727
Either way is fine.
Standard dating, I want us to actually love each other without the need for magic.
I don't know if there would even be a need for a dominant one, as for the bedroom we'd switch dominance depending on how we're both feeling.
Yes and maybe, I've never really cuddled anybody in my adult life so I'm not sure.
I prefer them bigger but small ones are good too, yes I love lactation.
I'd prefer the butt to be more proportional as in not too big not too small, sure I'd be down for facesitting.
I don't really focus on the ears but if she's got nonhuman ones they're getting played with.
Yes, don't have a preference on number or type.
Yes, again no preference on number or type.

>New wife comm coming along nicely
I'm excited bros

>>30528288
Goat milk.

>bogey hugging you from one side
>yeti hugging you from the other
>bunyip coiled around all three of you

Where i can find this monsterbros?

>>30529337
need a weresheep to cuddle as well

>>30529485
Look out! That Kiki has a gun!

how many kiss sluts here?

Species of bats that hibernate during winter huddle together for warmth. Remember to cuddle with your Werebat.

>>30529515
And a dormouse pillow

>>30529796
I couldn't win against girl tongue.

Friends, I come to you with an idea.
Bimbo Cursed Sword.

>>30529928
A very ornate decorative sword that isn't actually a good weapon

>>30529796
Getting throat fucked by a ghoul or by the Grape snek would be desirable.

>>30529953
Purple moon.

>>30529953
This isn't my dentist

>>30529485
The raw is on sadpanda, but it's a light novel with few pictures and I do not believe anyone has translated it.

>>30529796
>how many kiss sluts here?
Yes. I wanna smell of ghoul spit everyday all day. I'll take anywhere from 5-10 ghouls please

>>30530361
>Come here, boy
>I'm gonna eat you so fuckin' good
>Just get over here, I'll go easier on ya
>Oh fuck yeah you look so delicious
>Gonna eat your flesh down to the wood, boy
>Hahahaha once I'm free your dead. DEAD!

>>30520727
>>30520727
>relative strength?
I don't have much preference for strength differences, except that I tend to dislike the extreme cases.
>preferred method of seduction?
Persistence flirting and aggressive physical affection until I get over my dumb self-loathing+inhibition and either give into it or take the lead myself
>Dom/sub?
I could go either way, but I'm not into 'hard' domination.
>Size
Human parts proportioned to between.. Idk, 9 and 4 feet tall? Bigger or smaller starts to feel akward, at least in my imagination.
>Boobs
Anything between 'just cuppable in my hands' and 'a bit bigger than her head', proportionally. Yes.
>Butt
Not much an ass man. Shapeliness>sheer size. No, not so much.
>Ears
No real preference. Proportionality remains important, per type- big animal ears make sense, but the same size humanoid ears would weird me out a bit.
>Tails
Classic ubi tail, animal tails, all are cool to me. Personally find tailpussy a little overhyped but its fine.
>Horns
Can be nice. 2 demon-style, or 2 pairs of smaller ones. Ought not be too large.
>Extra: Hands?
Prefer human or near-humanoid hands. KC-style glovepaws and giant claws are offputting to me.

>>30528054
I like that dark elf. Mistress is so cool!

>>30530361
>encountering this ghoul
>she has been trapped in the tentacle forest for weeks

>>30531488
The crazy in her eyes is a definite indicator.

What monster that doesn't have a fluffy tail would be most improved with the addition of one?

>>30529953
Succubus dentist, how long would the line be to see her?

>>30531644
Would making other sneks fluffy like a bunyip count?

>boss music starts playing

>>30531941
>the boss in question

>>30531849
Basilisk got a little fluff going on

>>30531941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93tm5cJXa4w

>>30532124

>Being bullied by someone 1 tenth of your size

>>30531941
>angel with a very long sword and missing a wing approaches

XL Friends

>>30533669
>"good to see ya...TWINK"

>>30531941
Oh no, she's here!

i need to marry this cat

>>30530344
got a link? can't seem to find it on there

>>30529796
Cunny kiss sluts!

>>30533682
a bitch that fat should not have the same arms as me, a hungry skeleton

>>30531941

>>30531644
Ice Queen

>>30529796
i makeout with my wife's tail

>>30529928
A cursed pimp cane that calls you daddy.

>>30531807
Just one person long, but he's there all the time. She's not accepting new patients.

>>30531644
All of them. Unless they already have scaly tails or spades.

>>30522278
Based magusanon. Thanks

A clothed monster is just as dangerous as a naked one.

>>30534464
Monsters do not care.

>>30535325
imagine the smell

>>30529796
I will turn my waifu into one

>>30533850
This gives me hope that the world is not a horrible place.

>>30532124
there is a guy in the /b/ drawthread that in every single thread for the past year or possibly longer has been requesting dourmouse vore,
im terrified that someone will eventually do it.

>>30520727

Both.

I'd want them to make the first move.

Depends on the girl. I like a lot of things.

Any. Yes.

Any. Yeah.

Any. It's not my thing, but if she likes it, I'll gladly do it.

All kinds of animal ears. I like the ones that Katt and Aisha have the most, as opposed to on top of the head. Not picky.

Yes. Fluffy ones like fox and squirrel are best. I like foxes with multiple, and squirrels with one large tail.

Yes. I think horns are cute.

>>30537151

Should add that by any, I mean I like all of them for different reasons. The most important thing is that we're compatible.