/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Mori love.

What did the japs mean by this?

Kwappers?

I fucking LOVE this chicken (pretend I posted a Kiara picture)

Amelia Watson is not a real doctor

>>30570568
"Based."

I love Ina!

I love Ame

NO KIARA WHY DID YOU DO IT?!?!?

>>30570574
I didn't realize eggs come from there

Santamelia knows you've been a good boy.
Maybe you'll get what you wished for this year

How do i get a cute weeb rapper gf?

>>30570585
>I gently open the stream

>>30570561
Tell me about the turtle woman. Why does she wear the shell?

Ame...

Here are the news

https://voca.ro/1hQP7z6ZZPE9

where is our divegrass team?

>>30570561
I can't believe Gura ate Koopa...

>koopa gooruh
she knows

Ina still has not mentioned her milestone on Twitter. Do we really think she's waiting for Kiara to catch up so they can do a group thing? I hope so, that would be cute af

Anya is Love
Gil is Life

I have too much free time on my hands

>>30570561
stay in your fucking threads
>>30570108
>>30570414
>>30570550

Which holoen would do sloppy ear kissing and licking asmr

The 2hus are angry again.

Listening to Reine's Archived Karaoke while waiting for Amelia's detective bones to find criminals in L.A. Noire on stream friends, where we at?

>>30570558
No shit Sherlock
Based

>>30570602
Damn the production values are through the roof. Nice work R.RATMAN

>>30570576
WARNING: DO NOT LET DR. WATSON TOUCH YOUR GENITALS. SHE IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR.

>>30570602
Based

>>30570589
if she can't get a working 3080 for herself how could she possibly get one for me?

jerk it now

>>30570602
>bath pizza
Kek

>>30570609
I don't think she'll do anything significant.

>>30570572
Is that the Ollie thread?

>>30570568
I want to shout my love of cow tits from the rooftops.

>>30570602
absolutely delightful

>>30570615
Unironically Mori. That binaural mic is in transit.

>>30570601
FUCKING BASED. i guess we know why the collab ended so abruptly.

>>30570602
Based.
Good job, R. Ratman-san.

>>30570561
Seeing how Gura gets tilted is hilarious.

>>30570602
I love the Ina parts!

>CSP has a new timelaspe update
>Priestess can now be free from WIP hell and do live commentaries on her art process.

>>30570604
I Think We Can All Agree Mori Blew the Match for GK

>>30570574
I got you.

>>30570602
I laugh every time at the ina bits

>>30570618
Sha ha ha ark

>>30570601
Is there a comma missing there?

>>30570602
>Mori Cleopatra
>and her segment
Bloody jej. Based Onion poster

>>30570568
MORI LOVE!!!

>>30570602
>Gordon is a chumbuddy
BASED

>>30570602
Truly the reporter we need, but don't deserve.

Seriously now, we MUST make ame do a BR49 watchalong.

>>30570611
Based

>>30570602

>>30570637
how is that sweater supposed to keep her warm it has a giant hole in it

>>30570618
>Hololive Global makes up close to 90 percent of /jp/ traffic
>Remnants of the old civilization try to start shit
Have we become the Europeans of colonial America?

>>30570602
YESSSSS I've been waiting for this!

>>30570618
>white kids stealing Japanese memes bitching about people stealing their "culture"

baby shark

>>30570609

Might still just be asleep desu.

>>30570601
It's real

>>30570602
How are these so good every single time?

>>30570568
God I love her
https://streamable.com/8q1atm

>>30570602
BASED

>>30570602
THANK YOU FOR THE NEWS, R. RATMAN

>>30570636
Maybe there is something else she could give you...

>>30570602
What a gal

>>30570602
Basado good job R. Ratman

>>30570568
Mori love!

>>30570615
Mori's gonna shove her tongue in my ear and I will cum instantly.

>>30570618
Please stop appropriating touhou culture...

>>30570602
based r.ratman

>>30570684
it wont live up to your hype

INA LOVE!
https://files.catbox.moe/gylu1o.mp3

>>30570602
This is the second edition, right?

>>30570602
INAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30570602
I will always love the Ina bits. What a great gal.
Thanks for the news R.RATMAN!

>>30570602
Nice.

>>30570707
a 6800?

>>30570602
heh
>global news-amel(...).pnghololive global news-amelia watson has broken at[...]

Thanks, rratman. Your delightful as always. I hope someday someone makes a compilation of them all. I can't possible have caught them all.

>>30570602
>Woo-wee! KFP:
>We keep killin' 'em!
>You keep eatin' 'em!
Fantastic.

>>30570602
Thank you for your hard work as always sir

>Gura=Loli
>Kiara=Retard
>Watson=Gamer girl
What fetish does Mori even fulfill? They should've at least given her a yandere personality to pander to one more fetish.

>>30570670
One of the best OCs in this place. Thanks, R. Ratman

>>30570602
I can't help but listen for the Ina bits

The sound at the end is hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hp0qpNxT6Us&feature=youtu.be

>>30570684
Can you super Goslings handle her possibly not liking it and giving it a """"bad""" score?

>>30570684
She'll laugh at Gosling the whole time

>Ame liked the nude cunny bathwater pizza Gura
lewd...

>>30570720
Lets be real. Even if Ame just yawned or farted in that stream it will flood the gates with Goslings. The hype they have so much that it can't even go down anymore.

>>30570618
KEK

>>30570602
Beautiful

>>30570691
Unironically yes. /hlg/ is the UK, we are the US.

>>30570738
B O O B A

>>30570724
3rd I think, 4th in total when counting 1.5

>>30570739
tomboyish cringe is in high demand

>>30570602
starting to think Ratman might be a Takodachi

>>30570684
I get why people you'd want her to watch it, but I really don't think it's a good watch along movie. It's a very long movie which sends a hefty chunk of it on a red herring. It isn't really a good movie for anyone not into that aesthetic.

>>30570739
Are you serious? Mori's probably the one with the most fetish bait out of all of them.

>>30570657
Finally, in one neat place we'll get to see all 350 files of the same drawing at different phases and variations with an eye or strand of hair moved by literally a single pixel then moved back the next

>>30570602
>The Mori part kek
Thank you!
>>30570724
oof....you missed a good one man

>>30570707
She can't give me true happiness. Only substitutes.

>>30570738
That can is HUUUUUEEEEEG

>>30570602

>>30570602
High quality reporting as always, thanks R. Ratman

>>30570601
I don't get it. Is it saying that Gura loves Kiara or hates her?

>overweight, smoking a pack a day, fapping every day, prolly die in 10 years from now on
>bought RFA 1 year ago, used it once, couldn’t motivate me myself enough
>watch Gura RFA
>suddenly felt an urge to stop fapping, smoking, drinking and do something for once.
>since then been doing my reps, tiring as fuck, shit stamina, but 10 minutes a day makes me feel overall better
>actually, wasting energy so no need to fap to sleep anymore
>neither in mood to smoke anymore, not feeling lonely (even though I still am) so a pack has lasted me a whole week. Might stop buying soon
>did fap once in 6 days, felt much better, decent and genuine. not abusing the shit anymore.
>replaced a stacker triple on bk for a local vegan alternative, tasted like shit not going to lie, but at least I feel less guilty and it's somehow healthier I hope
>jumped from intensity 13 to 15
>today I just did 200 Cals, might not be much, but I usually do 100, also bpm jumped from 150 to 165.
>felt like I wanted to die, but shit, I am improving, even if it's a fucking minimum amount. it's something


Sorry for the blogposting.

I just want to tell you that you guys can do it too! I don't know if I will keep it on, I really want to, but just remember that there's no end if there's will!
For our sakes have confidence!

Let's do our RFA reps together!

t. schizo

>>30570760
>normal day in america
I'll never forget how that one guy who got shot during the riots started clapping and others around him saw him clap and joined in until they all noticed he was dying

>>30570739
>What fetish does Mori even fulfill?
Dork.

>>30570722
Is this from her Youtube channel? She nuked everything the other day

>>30570684
Requires too much focus, too slow of a burn too. Good movie but not for a watchalong with Ame maybe.

I want to watch some dumb fun with her and Gura like the Jurassic Park movies

Hey friends, /hlgg/ sven anon here.
There's an updated pack for tomorrow's session everyone will need to download, details and links here
>>30562783
But at the moment, would anyone be willing to download it now and make sure I don't have any missing dependencies in there? (i.e. after installing sven and the latest pack, if I did it right it SHOULDN'T make you download anything else)

I'll be putting up the server in ~40 minuets from this post if you wouldn't mind helping me test, please and thank you!

Teamates, KFP, Deadbeats, Takodachi, and Chumbuddies. Unity.
https://voca.ro/1niKC5mqUyFS
I still regret everything and wouldn't do a damn thing different, but I wanted to fix the lyrics to match a little better.

>>30570786
didn't read lol

>>30570739
Tomboy with huge lung capacity and no self respect. You do the math.

>>30570615
>>30570645
>>30570713
How long until her chat talks her into making dick sucking noises and other unambiguously lewd stuff

Those Guh sounds that Mori makes, are they intentional?

>>30570699
this is canon

>>30570739
That-one-bro-you-have-weird-sexual-and-romantic-tension-with fetish.

>>30570602
why is she breaking so many time travel laws??

>>30570738
I can't believe Ame artists has corrupted her into liking big fat sweaty boobas clad in see-through shirts.

>>30570589
santa's not coming in my house

>>30570803
Fantastic stuff, anon!

>>30570739
>Ina=The smart girl in class who secretly thinks about lewdity.

>>30570786
Even the MOTIVATION to begin should be treasured, Anon. Keep up the good work.

>>30570770
>>30570797
Nigga she watched The Dark Knight Rises, and it was a great watchalong. BR49 would be much better.

>>30570749
>>30570747
She would say Joi doesn't have real feelings, and I would laugh so hard

>>30570786
I cant play rfa but i will do my weight lifing reps before and after a holoEN is live

>>30570618
Alright I guess we can't talk about 2hu in these threads anymore secretly guys, they're onto us

>>30570798
>Ollie's second costume will be her alive with her long, long hair down or in a ponytail and full red
oh jesus don't do this to me

>>30570815
Not usually, it's the sound she makes when she forgets to breathe for too long

>>30570809
=GUH?

>>30570739
>Kiara=Retard
Is this actually anyone's fetish?

>>30570810
Anon, don't get me so excited about something that might not happen.
>>30570815
Yes and no. Her intentional guh~ has a different cadence to it than her natural ones.

>>30570762
Is 1.5 the one not made by rratman? If so, then I have them all.

>>30570724
third

Each holo EN will be given an indonesian sidekick. Who gets paired with who? (Ina is already paired with Iofi and Moona is unavaliable)

This is Anya Melfissa. Say something nice to her.

>>30570803
Love this thread First the news and now this. Good job anon!

>>30570641
You just reminded me, I'd been meaning to clip this from earlier, her reaction was pretty funny. also she's very bouncy. https://streamable.com/05yqpi

>>30570854
gonna cum in your eye

>>30570786
Based

>>30570810
Mori is already dating her chat, it won't be long before she's doing that kind of stuff without anyone prompting her.

A vtuber buying a binaural mic for her chat is like your virgin girlfriend going on birth control. She's not doing it because she intends to keep things clean.

>>30570786
Strive for greatness, for it is attainable.

>>30570834
>BR49 would be much better
Fuck off, it would be terrible. "But why? Who's that? How? I don't get it. Ahhh, it's so long!"

>>30570780

>>30570684
If she really takes to Cyberpunk 2077 (which, I think she might, it reminds me a lot of Fallout which she also likes) she'll probably want to watch both BR and then BR2049 without us suggesting it, despite the gosling shit you all post.

>>30570602
These are great

>>30570602
Bless (you) RRAT man. Bless you

ENGLISH REPS STATUS FOR HOLOLIVE, NOW INCLUDING HOLOSTARS DECEMBER 11 2020:

>GEN 0
[DEFUNCT]

>GEN 1.5
Ollie (FIRST APPEARANCE)
Anya (FIRST APPEARANCE)
Reine (FIRST APPEARANCE)

>MIA
Coco (DEMOTED)

>REGRESSION TO THE MEAN
Haachama (DEMOTED)

>GMI
Sora (PROMOTED)
Korone
Roboco
Akirose (PROMOTED)
Pekora
Towa
Roberu
Aruran
Astel (PROMOTED)

>Doing their Eigo reps
Mel
FBK
Festival
Choco
Shion (PROMOTED)
Subaru
Rushia (PROMOTED)
Aqua
Flare
Marine
Kanata
Botan
Nene
Polka
Lamy
Miyabi
Shien

>Being lazy and not working on their Eigo reps
Miko (DEMOTED)
Mio
Ayame
Noel
Watame
Suisei
Rikka
Oga

>Unknown Eigo status
Okayu

>Too stupid to do their Eigo reps
Temma

>Might not even be a Holo?
AZKi

>Actively despises English, his blood boiling of his ancestors in Unit 731
Izuru

>N̴̟̯̦̻͎̺̄̈́̆̔̎̇̇̎̓͝͝a̸̬̗̽̈́̍ͅn̵̨̧̨͇̪̼͖̦̻̬̺͖̜͖͂̄́̀̕o̶̪̭͔͖͒l̶̡͍͈̙̝͖̝͈̘̏̋̃̋͜į̸͔̬̳̖̰̥͍̟͍̘͋̂̑͒̑̀͜͜s̶̛̠͊̒̂̏̃͂͒̉̂̚h̶̡̡̹̠̣̟̬̝̘̹͌͋
Luna

>>30570684
>>30570720
>>30570749
>>30570770
Who cares about what the holos think of the movies they watch? The fun comes from shitposting about the movie with anons on the thread and the cytube

>>30570749
I was thinking that it'd be a boring watchalong if she did it, but if she actually made fun of K and/or the movie in general that'd make it entertaining in its own way (even though I love the movie).
I'd kinda wanna watch Lars with her though, even though she's already seen it.

>>30570831
>secretly

>>30570854
She's the only indog I watch.

>>30570859
I need more... more jiggly cow tits.

>>30570810
I doubt it. at least I hope not. but I have no real interest in asmr anyway, I just watch those streams because she's cute.

>>30570602
based

>>30570852
Anya -> Gura (Though I ship InAnya)
Ollie -> Mori
Turkey -> Chicken
Risu -> Ame

>>30570878
thank you anon

>>30570852
Kiara -> Ollie
Gura -> Anya (even if Ina would have been a better pairing)
Mori -> Reine
Ame -> Risu

>>30570869
You just proved my point

>>30570831
It's a shame Ina's outfit wasn't some kind of formal uniform. It's going to take a while before artists catch on and start doing Ina exhibitionism stuff.

>>30570602
>Ninomae Ina'nis will paint a pretty picture for ya!
Good stuff, R. Ratman

>>30570834
Batman doesn't require you to pay attention and understand shit

>>30570878
>Botan is doing her Eigo reps
Receipts please

>>30570878
Big if true.

>>30570878
https://streamable.com/q417po
Flare reps!

>>30570843
of course!

>>30570724

This is the second one, in case you missed it.

>https://voca.ro/1nPdCAP1jR6q

>>30570803
>trying to rhyme KEE-no with know
Shoulda stressed the second syllable after all
Kinda offbeat, but nice, thank you

>>30570803
We're getting good shit today

https://files.catbox.moe/kr72f4.mp4

>>30570780
When I become a vtuber internet superstar, first thing I'm doing is fallout 1 and 2 playthrough.

>>30570854
She's cute and busty!

when did kiara antis put out an ad?

>>30570797
She would do fine with a watchalong. There are enough dorks that will explain any confusing/subtle parts to her, which could be good as long as people don't hit her over the head with the "DECKARD IS A REPLICANT" shit early on. She also correctly guessed a lot of the plot to Hereditary which, while not exactly a subtle movie, is also kind of a slow burn in a lot of ways.

>>30570786
Good shit Chumbuddy! Your motivation will inspire others!

Walfie is on a whole other level.
Video from their fleet

>>30570739
Why do fags always forget Ina?

>>30570843
>Is this actually anyone's fetish?
ngmi

>FUCK YES!
>Click it.
>This page does not exist.
GODDAMMIT!

>>30570922
She's a great gal

Is Ame going to play Cyberpunk today?

>>30570843
You must not be paying attention to all the haatons in these threads.

>>30570786
I salute you. Changing our habits is one of the hardest things to do. You are your worst enemy but you can win.

>>30570956
Iwho?

>>30570849
I think it's this /hlg/ one, though more 2.5
>>30365950

>>30570803
Kek

>>30570916
You teamates are pathetic.

>>30570843
Yes

>>30570924
I also need links to this

>>30570945
kek

Ina is cute and she can draw good
just thought I'd let you know

>>30570955
Forgot file...

>>30570967
No

>>30570982
Heck of a gal

>>30570878
>>Doing their Eigo reps
>Shion (PROMOTED)
don't make me get my hopes up please

>>30570878
I thought Tawp wasn't actually doing her reps.

>>30570956
Ina... Iofi... The curse of I.

>>30570956
INA LOVE
SHE DIDN'T DESERVE GRADUATION

>>30570963
Now there we go.

https://twitter.com/eternals/status/1337509561364860929

>>30570834
TDKR is straight forward as hell and gets into the meat of things relatively quickly and stays a cape movie.
Namely that TDKR is a cape movie that doesn't hinge it's payoff on quiet moments that you have to infer the character's feelings and the movie's themes from.

>>30570929
I love this cute autistic elf so much.

>>30570990
Based

I miss this bitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lXb2xcb_0U

>>30570997
She wants to talk more with Gura

>>30570956
>>30571002
Because Apple stole the I. Anything with I without apple is doomed to be forgotten.

>>30570786
>unmotivated and stagnant in life
>always had dream to travel the world but too scared of all the possible dangers because people are fucked
>decide to one day tune into calliope mori stream because someone recommended her to me
>find out she’s so incredibly autistic she travelled halfway across the world to follow her dream of rapping in moonrunes
>get inspired and finally travel to another nation
>best experience of my life

god bless these girls.

>>30570602
Based

>>30570572
Have they seriously gone through 60,000 Hololive threads? What the fuck?

>>30570734
https://vocaroo.com/19CulaqS7hu1
https://vocaroo.com/1nPdCAP1jR6q
I think there are only 3 for now.

>>30570941
Based.

What's going on in this thread?

>>30571015
ark2arc will save her

>>30570602
muy basado gracias

>>30570602
Absolutely based

>>30571008
>included Haachama
based

>>30571022
Where'd you go?

>>30570602
Obligatory based

I saw the tierlists on the last thread and most of them were missing a lot of the lore. Consider pic related.

Relevant notes about the setting:
Death follows classical greek rules where people that die just go to another physical place. You can walk into Hades yourself and talk with ghosts there. Demons live there, Shion and Rushia are humans but study magic there.
Gods (except Kanata's and Ina's) follow Shinto kami rules. Moona is the moon. Korone is "dogs".
Kiara is already pretty busted in her normal warrior form so Im assuming her supa henshin form is 4-S, but you can put her in high S if you want.
Gura is small. She's only in S-tier because im assuming she has some hidden lore about her being strong as shit and because she has the trident.
Ina only summons tentacles. She doesnt really command the elder gods or anything, she just summons tentacles. She doesnt even have a say on which tentacles.
I dont know enough about Luna but as far as I know she's just a princess.

Not tiered:
Sora - I dont know her canonical powerlevel. Realistically she's an idol youtuber. "Haha lore"-wise she's SSSS immortal miracle supa idol, which is also fine.
Reine - Peafowl girl from another dimension. I dont know if she has any special abilities. Probable B-C
Anya - Former sword. I dont know what she can do. Probable B.
Anyone else I might have forgotten like holostars.

>>30571015
Not interested in each other~!
Taking care of each other when they're sick or upset because we're buddies!
Sleeping in the same bed like real good buds~
Getting matching couples rings cause we're just buddies!

>>30571015
Has there been any update on Coco? The last thing I saw was Kanata saying not to worry about her.

>>30570990
Better be made out of 100% Ame milk.

>>30570602
>I don't write the news, I just hear the whispers from under my bed
Kino

>>30570934
Thanks, anon.

>>>30568634
Gura on the team, NOW!

>>30570739
I always thought she was supposed to be a yandere. Idk maybe they changed their mind.

>>30571018
did she say this on stream or something

>>30570941
Subscribed Tier 3

>>30570602
>already lost at the KFP ad
this is gold already

>>30570956
>>30570831

>>30570770
The threads alone would make the watchalong worth it.

>>30570924
>>30570980
Not that anon but I remember her mentioning after the first Among Us Holo EN x JP collab something among the lines of regretting not being able to communicate all that well and motivating her to want to learn english as opposed to chinese so she can overcome said regret

https://twitter.com/TeamYouTube/status/1337438843168026625

Feet

>>30570885

>>30571028
aren't you a detective

>>30571063
die rrat

>>30571069

>>30570602
that you r.ratman

>>30571063
Why do you keep using this outdated image?

>>30570601
Can someone please explain this to me? I'm retarded

>>30571043
She puts out a daily picture with a little inspirational message every day for members, and she's been pretty active in her free chat.
We all went wild during ARK 2 reveal and she was in there

>>30571068
Youtube fix your goddamn site pls

I can't believe it all this time I thought I was a nousagi, but actually I'm a fan of ryan gosling.

>>30570924
She mentioned it a couple of times during her House Flipper streams, she made an off-handed comment that the other day she had a complete thought in English and didn't realize it at first. Another time, she mentioned Mori being easy for her to listen and understand.

>>30570803
not old enough to get this reference. is it papa the rapper or something like that?

>>30570602
Good shit anon, thanks for taking the time to make it.

>>30571068
Wow big surprise the bug is still there

>>30571015
>Not interested too much in each other
>Coco walks around bottomless
>Kanata walks around naked
>Kanata sleeps in Coco's bed when she's tired
>Kanata sleeps in Coco's bed WITH Coco when she's tired, scared, or feels like it
>They just got matching rings
Okay.

>>30570602
A+

>>30571068
Google is a small indie company please andastand

Jesas...

>>30571068
twap...

3D model of Gawr Gura. Free download.
https://twitter.com/lexferreira89/status/1334827831059238912?s=20

>>30570973
missed the hlg edition. Nice. Thanks anon

>>30571069

>>30571039
Noel is a JRPG protagonist so she should be EX tier.

>>30571063
This looks painful.

>>30571039
You forgot Sora is a just a human.

>>30571068
wow who would have thought that when youtube said they would work on the issue it wouldnt get fixed anytime soon

>>30571068
baby towa...

Indonesia greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girl
Indonesia, number one exporter of terrorism
All other countries have inferior terrorism

Indonesia, home of Grand Pool swimming pool
It's length thirty meter, width six meter
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80% of human solid waste

Indonesia, Indonesia, you very nice place
From plains of Aceh to eastern fence of West Papua
Indonesia friend of all except Malaysia
They very fat people, with bone in their brain

Indonesia, industry best in world
We invented Batik and Piggy Bank
Indonesian's prostitutes, cleanest in the region
Except of course for Thailand's

Indonesia, Indonesia, you very nice place
From plains of Aceh to eastern fence of West Papua
Come grasp mighty peaCOCK of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

>>30570568
Hope she isn't put off by our love for her.

>>30571068
>B-but but my "its the bug EN is finishing" shitposting!
Thank god we have further confirmation, not like we didn't already know straight from K**p*'s mouth.

>>30570852
Kiara, Mori, Ollie and Reine will form a quaternity of Bad Women. Ina will get both Iofi and Anya as retribution for being the third wheel in EN. Risu will sporadically work with Gura and Mori.

Lads, I've not had much time to spend in the threads the past 2-3 weeks and haven't even caught up with my archive watching, but what I've seen in some parts and posts is absolutely delightful.
Newsposter is great OC, I love the Ame edits and apart from the squabbling with the katakana thread it's been a blast whenever I tuned in.
Thanks for being around, I'm having fun
/blogpost

>>30571099
YT is like that rogue program from sci-fi movies. It so full of re-writes and pajeet code that it's a blackbox, nobody knows how this shit works anymore. Add a self-teaching algorithm to that and, oof... I don't even want to think about it.

Kiara's growing list of crimes against Hololive and the World at large.
>mindbreak and feminization of Calliope Mori
>spread rumors JP hates Ina
>convinced Gura to stream during JP Sports Festival
>is behind most of Ame's childhood misfortunes
>created a growing worldwide cult of employees who pay to work
>schizoposts on /hlg/
>shadowbanned Gura (and herself) on YouTube
>used her connections to force the Taiwan numbers up to cause the Coco incident
>is a member of an old noble lineage and is in league with many Global Elites
>works directly under Bogdanoff
>smuggles guns into Japan and other countries
>Kiara is behind creating and spreading every single rrat
>planning to steal Sora from JP and make her EN exclusive using emotional friendship denial
>created the Daily Japanese Thread spreading demoralizing memes to create a monopoly on her Japanese Language niche
>was the cause of the collapse of the bronze age
>planning to buy out and absorb the Usada Conglomerate
>worked behind the scenes spreading discord during the Finno-Korean Hyper War
>her meddling in the affairs of Atlantis forced Gura's father to destroy Atlantis and erase Gura's memories
>is responsible for the future that required Ame to become a time traveler
>played Death in a massive time spanning game of chess which ended in a draw and the erasure of Death's memories(with a side effect of Kiara losing her ability to play or relearn chess)
>once dropped a necronomicon in the Ocean
>invented capitalism
>is currently indoctrinating families, children and even babies into her cult
>once told an Austrian Art Student his art was shit
>secured safe travel for Lenin
>Orchestrated the assassination of Arch Duke Ferdinand
>responsible for the graduation of Aloe
>has Moona on her basement
>redebuted as Ollie while maintaining her current channel to double dip on views
>banned herself from youtube so she could beat ina
>hosted a meme review to get hlg to rename themselves
>stole Ame's gf
>will rape Festival on her next collab

>>30571126
>anime gets replaced by vchuubas
GLOBAL HOLO STRIKES AGAIN

3D model of Watson Amelia. Free download.
https://twitter.com/lexferreira89/status/1337347526710714368?s=20

>>30571128
That looks like shit.

>>30571139
Noel *was* a JRPG protagonist in her dimension. Here she's just an dangerously strong girl with fat tits.

>>30571139
She's underleveled JRPG protagonist. She could possibly kill gods, but not now.

>>30570803
Based

>>30571087
>>30570701
>>30570646
>>30570785
fucking ESL's, it means Gura looked at Kiara as if to say "Bitch!" as in a sassy black woman expressing disbelief, not "Gura looked at Kiara like a bitch" or "Gura looked at Kiara as if to call her a bitch"

>>30571039
>pekora
>111 years old

>>30570602
What's the Amelia bit about?

>>30570809
>huge lung capacity
never forget https://streamable.com/gupla1

>>30571029
That's probably pretty far away, they have another expansion due out before then.

>>30571068

>>30571039
>Nene, normal girl
I think I already see an issue here, Anon.

>>30570854
Nice tits bitch

>>30570602
Based rRat!

>caught myself saying "oisho" before taking a sip of water

i wish i had meds

>>30571041
>>30571116
Holy shit I knew about Kanata sometimes sleeping in Coco's bed but JESAS.

>>30570602
based

>>30571172
Wow, it's terrible. But I see the modeler kept her height and proportions consistent with character bio, so good job for that.

>>30570602
>Mori Cleopatra
rip my sides

Chikin!

>>30571126
TBf covid supercharged chuubas and kneecapped anime production, this season is super kuso

>>30571152
We're fairly vanilla, all things considered.

>>30570883
This, it's like you faggots don't want to have fun.

>>30571126
>that dip at the same time as the rise
Man if only something fucking good was airing maybe I'd have something to talk about.

>>30570602
Another great job anon! That incline in production values paid off and got several audible keks out of me right from the get-go

>>30571054
The 5 foot separately written as 150 cm in Nipponese proves how autistic she is. I love her.

>open /hlg/
>no one speaking japanese, ritual posts everywhere, no actual discussion
>close /hlg/

>>30570602
Thanks for this blessing, R. Ratman

>>30571068
>We'll get back to you once we have an update to share
this is PR for "this is intentional and counting with people not noticing and forgetting"

>>30570602
I hope someone is saving all these. R.Ratman tells the news we need to hear.

>>30570602
Fantastic as always, R. Ratman.
Here's the obligatory soundpost version.
Dig the filename as well.

>>30571155
noticable higher maximum concurrent liveview/view at the end of livestream ratio since 3 December.

poruka oruka?

>>30571024
If we numbered hololive threads I bet we'd be pretty high up too

>>30571219
I've seen weirder shit in chat than here, for the most part

>>30571043
>>30571090
She also is streaming on another site

>>30571202
*taking a sip of mizu

>>30571222
you get more the fun the more engaged she is with the movie

>>30571185
That bit where she had Gura execute a man in Apex

>>30571215
>EN2 gets a black girl as an Egyptian holo
It would be worth it for the WE memes alone.

>>30571242
poruka oruyo

>>30571231
So the same as it's always been then

>>30570602
b-b-b-b-based

>>30571206

>>30571173
you look like shit

>>30570618
Shut up /jp/ I'm going to fuck your board now.

>>30571180
>These are the people jumping to make narratives at every little thing the girls say.
Really makes you think.

>>30570803
Based.

>>30570704
>>30570568
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYazJ6q4_W4
I love her dorkish laugh so much

>>30571250
Jackal holo girl when? We could use more dogs.

>>30571218
That narrative doesn't really make sense since /a/ numbers were worse in January before it really took off, it's held steady for the majority of the year even with no anime airing.

>>30570602
>https://voca.ro/1hQP7z6ZZPE9
god bless you anon, i literally asked about you the other thread. thank you for delivering

>>30571250
Do nips know about WE?

>>30570618
>culture

Why does Reddit meme Yagoo so much? Are they just corporate dicksuckers like people who meme Elon Musk? Do they honestly not know of his failures to protect Mel and Aloe? Even if you're just a clip watching EOP, there are clearly a few instances where a Holo will kind of laugh off Yagoo and then quickly change the topic. Meaning they don't really like him but don't want to kill the mood. Yagoo is the CEO, the boss and ultimately, he's not anybody's friend. Treating him as such is a mistake as it means people are less likely to hold him accountable.

>>30571265
Yes but I'm not posting pictures of myself here, anon.

>>30571250
>>30571276

>>30571245
That sumo game looked absolutely awful, but i guess she's been having fun with it

>>30570803
absolutely based unity

>>30571187
is she 大丈夫?

>>30571250
How would you feel if she was designed similarly to Alice from Zero Escape and even sounded like her

>>30571231
>open /hlg/
But why?

>>30571266
its called humor. you would understand it if you didnt have a fanatical unhealthy attachment to these characters and see slights within literally everything.

>>30570613
For when Ame plays a Vietnam War-related game, someone should make a soundpost version of this with Jimi Hendrix's Star Spangled Banner guitar solo.

>>30571288
I'm begging you Yagoo, I need a houtengeki chuuba.

>>30571126
Haven't been in /a/ since hayday of /swg/. That's pretty wild though.

>Marine's ringfit overlapping with Gura's minecraft
>Marine almost never streams at this time
Narrative?

>>30571231
So regular /hlg/?

>>30571284
Why don't you post that on reddit?

>>30570786
Gura loves you!

>>30571231
Honestly I'm more surprised about the ritual posts than rest, I thought the meidos didn't allow it.

>>30571039
Sora-chan...

>>30571250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh7rEtmrHWc

>>30571250
>>30571276
>>30571288
>>30571295
Actually I take that back what I said in that last one they probably would have Houtengeki design her or something

>>30571284
To be fair, HoloEN memes Yagoo a lot too. Probably the only legitimate complaint to have about EN vs JP.

Ame's been liking some good stuff lately

>>30571250
>We were pharaohs. SKAL SKAL SKAL! Where are all the Egyptian women located?

Today I shall remind this thread: ALL the hololive girls are in fact NOT virtual! They are ALL played by real 3D girls behind an IR sensor array on an iPhone!

But why?

>>30571284
He says while laughing at the "Did you rike it" joke after every debut

>>30571029
The chink vaccine will mass produce anti-cocos.

>>30570803
Unity chads really do exist...

>>30570568
I f-wording love this dork like you wouldn't believe.

>>30571288
PLEASE MAKES THIS A THING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>30570786
Stay motivated Chumbud

>>30571275
I like the snorting laugh she does sometimes. This dork is cute.

>>30571039
Doesn't Ollie have psuedo immortality?

>>30570601
>It's real
Made me kek

>>30571312
morning exercise

>>30570561
I'd give literally everything I have just to have sex with her once. It would be so cute, soft, warm, nice and perfect in every way. I wouldn't even care if I die right afterwards...

>>30571275
Mori's giggles breaking down into hysterical laughter give me life.

>>30571331
They're just playing into the fucking Reddit audience. With the exception of Amelia, none of them really knew Hololive before they became a part of it.

>>30570611
Wrong thread
Also nice job ignoring obvious bait

>>30570738
Asahi is a pretty cool beer, I'm glad they started importing it in to my country. I recommend it to any anon who has access to it and haven't tried it yet.

>>30571321
they're really inconsistent about it. once in a while, they'll hand out vacations to the ritual posters then continue to do nothing about it most of the time.

>>30571336
>eh, nandatte?
Amelia confirmed dense harem protagonist.

>>30570786
becoming a sickcunt instead of being a sadcunt should be everyones goal
good for you anon

>30571370
This is the most blatant attempt at (You)'s Ive ever seen and will not dignify it with one.

>>30571370
Kiara... Ina...

>>30570611
That's /hlg/ you're thinking of not /hlgg/

what do you think Mori ordered on ubereats today?

>>30571063
How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old rrat?
https://twitter.com/minatoaqua/status/1334629740016140290