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Hololive Global
>>31167609Turd
This oneSTICKY BREAAAAAAAAAAAD
Oooooo she likes monkey bread
GURA SLOBBERING ALL OVER SYRUP COVERED BALLS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
gura eating sticky balls...
why is gura so bad at baking
>Gura eating her shrimps
YABE
Watson Just Friends Watchalong https://youtu.be/5PUpgRGdpUwGura Cookie Baking https://youtu.be/xOGu6Jcl7vsReine Just Typing https://youtu.be/JTWTp9B2_j0Kiara SIMS 4 https://youtu.be/KMX1U4iXfso>>Teamup schedule!!!EN https://teamup.com/ksgvawzp4akez27rf1ID https://teamup.com/ks7ncyrffrba6xj662
GURA JUST CALLED ME TASTY
>my favorite christmas memory is sticky ballsGura?
>How I miss themGooruh...
>we had a lot of shrimp around christmasis gura actually from the gulf coast lmao
That's why Gura is happy.
is /jp/ safe yet?
>Best Christmas memory? >Just foodI thought Christmas was about gifts and family
SHE WANTS TO EAT US BROSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>pandering to vorefagsgura?
Oh no bros Gura is gonna eat us out...
>kayfabecringe
>>31167715does she mean monkey bread?
>>31167609MY DICK IS BEEING EATEN BY GURA UUUUOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Wondering what Gura's baking concoction actually looks like friends, where we at?
Gura is gonna eat me on 25, see ya later faggots
ANGER BANG
Would you buy a life size statue of your oshi?
I dreamed a dream, the other nightStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...My Love, she came, dressed as a VtuberStreamers awayI dreamed my oshi came in my sleepStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Her steam were buffering, her face was stillStreamers awayShe came to me at my desksideStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...All as a vtuber, like some fair oshiStreamers awayAnd calmly in her faceStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Her cute, cute eyes, my oshi did haveStreamers awayShe made no sound, no word she saidStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...And then I knew the stream was deadStreamers awayThen I awoke to hear the cryStreamers, Streamers Away! My gosling...Oh, simps in chat, oh simps ahoy!Streamers Away...
Why is Gura so fat?
>>31167736sorry buddy, she was talking about ME
I wanna spank Gura
>GURA CALLED ME TASTYUOHHHHHHHHHH
YA YO YA YOOOODREAMIN! DON'T GIVE IT UP CHUMBUD
I have a 2 inch penis
Gura loves talking about food makes so much sense with her YAB material that got shared here
This movie is actually kinda funny now
This fucking retard thinks she can bake cookies without half the tools or some of the most important ingredients
>KFP serves up members as food>Gura eats shrimpsFucking vore gen!
Is she slapping her thighs or the dough??
>>31167745No, we will die tomorrow.
I want gura to smack her tummy more. She already does it more than a normal person does but I want her to do it more.
DUSTY HATE!
>shrimp shrimp shrimpgura are you okay?
>>31167635Coco literally has become mentally dependent on Kana at this point, it's a tad crazy.
Reynolds > Gosling
Gura is DEFINITELY fat
Return to monke bread
Oh fuck I forgot Christmas was about jesus
>>31167759>he didn't watch her RFA streams
DINKLEMAAAAAAAAn
this movies kinda funny
Gura wants to eat my ass...
>her best Christmas memory is...>Long pause trying to avoid jay.>Uh, it was related to food
she's so precious chumbuds
>>31167751This shit is so good
>>31167759She's /fit/, gotta get it all down to get those gains.
>>31167770Her tummy
my fucking jaw hurts from smirking at this movie
>The fat DS
My Gurandma sound cuter than usual today
>>31167756Fucking based
Gentlemen, you've all been wonderful tonight. That is all.
As crazy as things are out there and all the ups and downs we've been through, I'm glad you guys are around and I'm glad hololive exists. It's all made life a little bit nicer.
>>31167733based
>>31167747The special meals you share with your family around holidays are some of my best memories. There's a reason why feasts feature centrally in so much of human culture.
>>31167757Not with that uncanny ass mouth, I cant shove my dick in that
AME LAUGHING AT THE GAYS AGAIN!
>The fate of all the shrimps
>>31167528it was pointless and confused with /q/, then it briefly became the spiritual successor to /jp/, then back to square one
>GURA WANTS PUSSY FOR CHRISTMAS
>>31167756TRINITY
>>31167757I want that statue. I promise I won't do bad things to it.
Okay do we have some people who understand law and copyright here?How the fuck would Mori's duet with Kiara not be allowed to be on Mori's but Kiara's is fine? They're both in hololive, I can't even think of a make-believe reason why that would be the case.
Please tell me we have lewd clip compilations of this fucking shark
>>31167757Do I get a discount if she's abnormally short?
>>31167768I've been enjoying the movie and Ame just elevates it.
Thoughts on the Reine stream?
DINKLE FUCK OFF
Do you guys remember making constant gay jokes, openly? 2005 was a different time.
>>31167757Not if it looked like that
JUST FUCKING DO YOUR MOVE, ANON
>>31167747Safe to talk about.
W-Who was Gura cuddling with next to the fire?...
>>31167756Damn Ina is based
What kind of bread was Gooruh talking about? It sounds delicious.
GURA YOUR FUCKING SUGAR COOKIES. IT'S BEEN 11 MINUTES SINCE YOU FUCKING PUT THEM IN. THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING BURN HOLY SHIT.
>Gura wants to cuddle togetherW-With who?
>>31167793Your rrats dont work anymore faggot.
>>31167757yes but she told me to get a life sized tentacle instead.
Hasn't it been over 10 minutes since she put it in the oven?
>>31167751Why is it called monkey bread? Comes from Latin America?
>>31167759Was* Not anymore though. Only doxxfags call her fat because of those retarded underage pics.
THIS THREAD IS A UNITY THREADLET MY HOME BOARD GOhttps://voca.ro/1exdxQdD9nTUI'LL STAY TILL HEAVEN OR HELL, WHICHEVER ONE COMES FIRST
>>31167833Friend...
>>31167751>>31167795Never tasted it but it looks like monkey brains
>>31167546Literally all EN chatters on any stream. every sheep is watame, every lion is Botan, every dog is Korone etc
>>31167767she's gotten better since being literally 12 anon
>>31167757Yes
Gura is gonna eat me...
>>31167753Watching kwapi while waiting Turkey to stream. I'm already staying up late so might as well listen to keyboard sounds to sleep.
>>31167840not me
>>31167782Not with that RFA performance.
>>31167842stop replying to cucks retard
>Gura just cassually doing a zatsudan and nailing it>not 2 months ago she'd be stuttering trying to do one out of the blueAren't you proud of your daughter anon? she made it
>>31167757Statues aren't very good for snuggling. Give me the tried and true daki.
Uuuhhh, is Gura into incest? Cuddling with family sounds creepy...
>>31167741She's from Florida, she accidently doxed her state
What's your usual Christmas movie of choice?
>>31167844early preview of her cookies
>>31167828ComfyBut i want to know what the fuck is she writing
CUDDLING WITH GURA BY CANDLELIGHT
>>31167793>everything is SEX but SEX is JAY
>>31167782I will never watch your streams, you flea. have a (you) though cause that tiny bit of dopamine is what you wanted
>>31167808Me too bro...
>>31167851BASADO
>>31167747Actually apart from family the food is the best thing.
>>31167839Did she every tell us what happened to her meatballs?
>>31167831The 2000s were a different time, indeed.
>>31167833Kek
>>31167756Fucking coomer.
>Gura wants to cuddleExcuse me? You're going to summon rrats
>>31167840With me of course
>>31167839Gura coock collab with luna would be great.
>>31167780I thought Kanata was the one super dependent on Coco?
>>31167808Shut up faggot
>>31167782I think you meant FLAT or fat with not boobs, a fate worse than death
>>31167808love you anon
>that freeze frameIM GONNA
>>31167757no
>>31167821It has nothing to do with not being allowed on Mori's channel, you dumb fuck. Mori said back in November that the collab song was going up on Kiara's channel because that's what they decided on. Fucking idiot.
>>31167793Abayo
>>31167793/sci/ already proved that Jay wouldn't be able to maintain an erection for long enough to penetrate Gura with his transatlantic dick. Nice try though ntrfag.
>>31167864Now she needs to do ASMR
>>31167821Holy fuck, how many times are we going to go through this timeloop. Here, I'll explain it in the simplest fucking terms:>Mori was going to release TWO songs, a cover and a duet with Kiara>ONE song (the cover) is for whatever reason not able to be released>The OTHER song, the duet with Kiara, will be released, but it was always going to be on Kiara's channelThere, understand?
>>31167886She burnt them but still ate them because they were her only food.
Unitychads. I am calling upon you today! The battle for /hlgg/ is over but /jp/ is in shambles. Go out and bump a 2hu thread. Don't let this place fall just because some faggots had a fit.
>>31167821For the 37th time anon, the song that was cancelled is a solo cover Mori was doing. The song that will probably be uploaded will be the Kiara x Mori duet that was probably going to be released anyways.
>>31167782>he doesnt know
>>31167886She burnt them and started late because she had to clean up the mess they made. Still ate them though.
>>31167782t. Doesn’t watch streams
>>31167840*whom
>>31167893COCK COLLAB?
>>31167873I just watched it with my Oshi
>>31167890I want to cuddle with Gura...
>>31167886Yes. She ate them despite them being burnt.
>>31167886She burnt them and ate them anyways. Spent some time cleaning/scraping the pan off too.
DUSTY BTFO
>>31167745I hope Akib can fuck over the trannymod. To be fair Sharkmeido can't really do anything right now.
>>31167886They're gone... burnt to ashes....
>>31167869not cuddling with family? not lindy. ngmi
>>31167840The J-man
>>31167845I always thought it was because you pull it apart with your hands but I might’ve just been a dumb kid
>>31167833JUST FRIEND
>>31167875>;hkasdh;ahwe;gjkse;klgjw;lkgj;sldkafj;lkjdf;mvan;elkgjw;lekgjs;dkgjas;ldkgjs;kj
>>31167864I'm always proud of my daughter. Her growth has been a joy to witness
>>31167879Ah, sekkusu kimochi na
>>31167869What's creepy is that your mind immediately went into that territory.
>>31167793He really lives rent free in your head huh?
>>31167770The dough is already in the oven/freezer tho
>>31167782please stop using kana to shitpost here
> Gura and Ame are streaming>No goslings or cunny I'm no sure guys It doesn't feel like the same anymore I just want things to go back to normal
>>31167756Me right now.
>>31167893Gura/Luna cock rating collab!!
What the hell is Reine doing?
>>31167869You're making it creepy anon.
>>31167878Chumguts... would you?
>>31167869When I was little I used to cuddle with my great grandma
>>31167869it's perfectly normal for girls to want to cuddle with their family anon.
HOOCHA is just ACHOO backwardshttps://files.catbox.moe/6q5e7i.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/4hakat.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/wbbzpj.mp4
>>31167851Why does Coco look so mad here?
Is this fucking shark really just baking a single cookie off? Gura...
>>31167757I...I wanna look under the skirt...
>>31167871>tfw live close to Gura
>>31167859Based
>>31167808This thread feels like I'm calmly drinking tea while nukes are being dropped outside
>>31167900LOL
>>31167869What is wrong with you?
>>31167950Did you miss the last thread
>>31167757No, a cutout is just fun and a fraction of the price.
>Try to make royal icing for cookies>anti-caking agent in powdered sugar makes the icing taste like soap
>>31167869>t. test tube baby
>>31167879Who the fuck is jay?
>>31167878F-For my oshi...
why are american families so shit?
>>31167869>parents never cuddled you as a kidAnonchama...I...
>tfw peaked in HSiktf
>>31167954Typing
So do all the EN girls want to cuddle?I remember Mori saying something earlier about how she never cuddled.
>>31167960Holy smokes, RRATS.
>ywn cuddle gura under a blanket on christmas eve with the lights off and a scented candle illuminating her adorable face>ywn feel her head gently pat down your shoulder and hear her whisper, "i wouldn't want to spend christmas with anyone else. i love you.">ywn hear her giggle in embarrassment as she tries to hide her face under the blanket
I noticed that after the views bug, the chat has more members than non members, even Korone's chat.
>>31167747Sometimes you have a shit family tho
Ame peaked in highschool!
>>31167875
>>31167793meds onegai, anonchama...
>>31167907>top 10 most donations in HL>most memebers in HL>700k views on her videos with ad revenue>still got money from making the return song of the queen thot>STILL with poorman mentalityshe'll never change
>>31167957Once it stops being molten I would.
>>31167907>>31167914>>31167928>>31167922what the fuck
>>31167957>Actually daring to ask a given question
A girl's punch would never knock a guy out like that.
ogey
>>31167864yes, also it's insane how /hlgg/ back then were so quick to judge all of gen 1 only a few weeks after debut
>>31167871yeah but she was talking when she was in atlantis with family not now
>>31167944Imagine wanting to play a shitty game in the middle of the night and now your life is even more ruined than before thanks to autistic rrats
New to hlgg.What's with the Gosling reactions?
>>31167896Unironically ended up going both ways at this point. Coco has turned into a moe blob. They should just date or something becuase I don't think they are ever going to find some else like that ever again. We already have two idols dating in Nijisan so it would be fine.
>>31167917>>31167953Fuck, I'm retarded
>Ame>1,700 watching>Gura>26,000 watchingTeabros......
LET IT COOL DOWN FIRST
>>31167950Cytube chat is covering the gosling quota.
>Only 12 minutes leftHOW DOES THIS TURN HAPPY
REALLY PUFFY
>>31167785are you thanking him for amelia?
>>31167980Dead rrat, also how fucking new?
>>31167985>tfw touched bottom in HScan't relate
this looks like the same actress from Elf
clipping the moments where she goes afk would be funny
>ITS OVER
>>31167869I unironically cuddle with my cousins when it rains hard. It's comfy and gives good vibes.
>>31167878Mikochi, don't put that in your house again! Look out!!!!
>Your oshi>Did you peak in highschool?
>>31167980Jay-pee bro, come on.
>>31167609POST CUNNY NOW OR DIE
>>31167943I mean she was talking about her family so I thought the context would be her cuddling with family
Let's hope the cookies don't turn out shit.
>>31168021It filters the wapanese.
>>31167741She clearly just threw that in to appease rp fags that want her to keep up the shark persona.
>>31167989>I remember Mori saying something earlier about how she never cuddled.That was earlier today so, yes. She also mentioned doing it with the deadbeats to make up for not having done it before.
Nice ending. No on in this movie deserves happiness. Good.
>>31167831One of the perks of living in flipland is being able to do this still, I guessThough times are changing and the normalfags around me think being an SJW is cool
>Dark brown around the edges and puffyGURA NOGURA NOOOOOOOOOO
>Already doneWait
>>31168029>dark brown on the edgesuhh, bro?
>>31167983Because if you give your child too much love, they might get strange ideas about not getting the fuck out of your house the moment they turn 18.
>>31167957Is there even peanut butter on this one?
>>31168024>1700still too high
>>31168024>>>
>>31168024Gura has a kino stream going, not Ame's fault
>>31167983The family unit has been destroyed, but going further would be /pol/ territory
>>31167980A type of bird.
>>31167954she's literally just typing
>>31167869I hope you don't have children.
>>31167996If you're not a member then you're not a viewer. Pay Up!
I hate Jamie so much, she's everything wrong with women.
>>31168028I have no idea it's gonna be dumb probablyBut it's a decent comedy, been laughing my ass off
>>31167954Probing boy asses with her loooong fingers.
ENTERMENHERA
>>31167840Mister J, who is me.
one of those days...
>>31167910Bumping a 2hu thread is nice but more importantly, don't get attached to or bump too much all those random hololive threads.
When are you retards going to stop replying to cuckfags?
>>31167995If I had a gosling I’d use it right now because I’m feeling off of my baseline
>>31167910Based Unitychad
>>31168040>amelia>I troughed in high school
>not preparedI'm shocked
>>31168040gurai was a fucking loser especially in high school
Teabros if I be myself can I get a GF?
>>31167962She's looking at haachama cooking, it's a natural reaction.
>>31167967same desu
>picture on TwitterEXIFfags GET READY
>>31167869I feel sorry for you anon
>>31168006She need Enma there and a fucking nanny too for good measure
>>31167976C&H is all cornstarch, use Domino!
>>31168065OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>31167995STOP DOING THIS TO ME YOU BASTARDS
>>31168024Ame's fault for debuffing herself by making watchalongs public.
>>>
Wtf bros, I kinda like this movieOr is it because of Ame?
>drinking water out of a potWhat the fuck gura
>CookiesIs Gura menhera?
what is this timeloop
>>31167957For Gura? Anything.
>thread keeps crying about Jay, a neet that lives in the UK>tfw I actually live close to Gura
>>31167902Not who you were replying to, but I have a question, if what you're saying is true. Why did Mori say the song "may be" on another channel? If it's her song with Kiara, wouldn't she just say "It'll be on Kiara's channel" or at the very least "it won't be on my channel"? Why be vague if she already knows exactly where the video will be posted?
>>31168024>1700 watching>1200 waiting for UtoIt's the end.
>tfw when you've helped her potentially remember a christmas memory of hersI am that GrilledSoup dude and I remember that dish she was talking about and I'm 100% it's monkey bread, which is a popular dish in the midwest.It's super easy to make and anyone can do it. It's also delicious.
>>31167878jeezas
>>31168043CUNNNYYYY
>>31168040Gurayes
>>31168040GuraI never peaked in my life cause I never tried
>>31168017ogey
>>31168017Small indie company
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1341967474498015234Rate Choco's cooking
>>31168040AmeUnironically yes, haven’t had contact with a woman since
>>31168040>AmeMy life has gotten exponentially better since highschool.
>>31168004
Somehow this cooking stream was lewder than the Ring Fit one.
>>31168075Someone tell this nip that you can do that even if you're not single, provided you eat it fast enough.
>>31168048I miss when she embraced the shark character more.
>>31168040AmeI'm not sure I've ever peaked
>>31168075what do you mean, you get a whole cake to yourself
>white frostingUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>and of course my special ingredient, pee!What the FUCK Gura?
>>31167954Just typing
>>31168040GuraI dropped out
>>31167910Based. I love clussy and I need to save it.
>>31168090yes but only if you change yourself
>>31168040>Gura>Middle school
Chumbuds, are you sure that we aren't a cult?
>>31168125Oh that's pretty!
>>31167975compared to the usual it's nothingit's like everyone is dead inside or somethingidk just sad that things turned to shit
>>31168114because the duet is supposed to be secret retard
>These are truly the last of threads. The board is on fire, and there's vtubers everywhere on the screen.And the supas are all muddied with a thousand lonely goslings.And a dark screen shows.We're trapped in the belly of this horrible stream.And the stream is buffering to death.The chat has fallen down.And the the sponsorships are all leeringAnd the numbers are all dead at the bottom of the screen.It went like this:vtubers toppled in on themselvesUsers clutching supasPicked through chatand deleted their postsThe webpage was beautiful being frozenAll loading sheels spinning infintleyEverything washed in that black void hazeShe said, "Kiss me, you're beautiful-This is truly the last stream"She grabbed my handAnd we fell into it.Like a daydreamOr a fever.
>Sticky, semi-translucent white frosting everywhere
>>31168040AmeI only had 2 friends, who never talked to me
>>31168024No one but members are going to care about watchalongs unless it's some event like Gura/Ame
>>31168113Are you Jay Pee?
>>31168040AmeYes, I'm a failure now
WHITE FROSTING
>>31168075How is that even a question? Do japs seriously not entire cakes by themselves?
>EXIF incoming
>>31168045Cuddling is not the same as fucking, you know that? There are no sexual connotations in that word unless you bring that context yourself.
>gura huffing powdered sugar
>coughing on the sugar
>>31168040>Mori>I haven't even begun to peak
>gura tonguefucking a bag of frosted sugargura no
>>31168107I've always like romcoms
>>31167954>currently may or may not be writing a ficShe's writing fucking fanfiction live on stream.
holy fuck those sounds
Ame's giggling so much in one session I can't handle it.
>>31168146If we aren't yet, we gotta step up our game.
>>31168040MoriYes, and I wasn't exactly cool in high school either. But at least I had friends.
>>31168146We are a terrorist organization.
>>31168040KiaraI peek on high schoolers
Stepped away for a few weeks and I come back to this absolute shitfest. What the FUCK is going on with /jp/, quick rundown?
>>31167840the a woman.
>>31168095I’m pretty sure Twitter scrubs the exif
>that gura ASMR parti can't get it out of my headwhen the stream is over i will use it to touch myself inappropriately
>>31168123UNIRONICALLY HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT FUCKING RATIOI FUCKING HATE JEWTUBEWHY DO THEY LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Gura is huffing in powdered sugar. You can't make this up.
>>31168043
>>31168146quiet you
>>31168040AmeI fucking hope not
>>31167440It's obviously Ame signalling people to stop projecting their wife fantasies onto her. This is not the first time she's done this.>favourite Gosling movie: Lars and the Real Girl>talked about Friends with Benefits>now Just FriendsI may go out on a limb and say it's aimed particularly at hlgg because Reddit primarily sees as gamer gremlin while hlgg keeps Gosling at her streams every time. She may be conflicted about her parasocial relationship with us as she keeps doing cute GFE streams like the bedtime ASMR, date members-only stream or her upcoming roleplay. Signalling these movies might be her way of assuring us we're to see her only as a friend instead of doing a Fubuki. (A large majority of her fanbase stems from the GFE so outright doing this is a no-go lest she risk her subscriptions)
>>31168129Most holos that don't suffer severe autism i.e. Kiara will eventually start to phase out the "fantasy" aspects of their character over time.
>>31168040InaI peaked when I was 6 years old, every year after was shit.
>drinking the waterWHAT?
>>31168125Choco's doing great, but why's she so insistent on drowning her finished dishes in a spice blend as a final step?
>>31168110does autism count?
>>31168040>Gura>Yes
>>31168040>Gura>Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in Philadelphia's gonna feel it.
>>31167976>He doesn't use king arthur bakers special castors sugar
>>31168172I'll eat it
>Going to get to see what kind of state Gura's kitchen is inI-I'm nervous.
>If you taste the powdered sugar it tastes like sugar
>>31168075
>drinking the pot water
>>31168191it does
>>31167869I'm sad for you if you can't cuddle with family members that you cared and loved so much that you want to cuddle them to appeciate that they're there for you always.
I'M SORRY I'M PERFECT AND NOT POOR
>>31168095Twitter scrubs that unless she manually puts the location.
>>31168040AmeNever had...
>>31168125Choco would make a good wife
>>31168040>Coco>Senior year yeah
>>31168040>GuraBrother if I peaked you'd know the whole world would know
Can I post Koopa still?
lmao
DRENCHING GURA'S PUFFY COOKIES IN WHITE FROSTING
>>31168040GuraIn a sense yeah, I've had my ups and downs.
>>31168040Ame.Nope, did well in college but on the other hand, I paid for college and have a good job now. Could be better at making friends though.
>>31168114>Why did Mori say the song "may be" on another channel?Because if she says "it WILL be on Kiara's channel" and then it fucking isn't for whatever reason, like how she said she'd be able to release her own cover this month, it looks even worse. When you speak in absolutes and then shit happens, it reflects poorly on you even if things are out of your control. Mori is one of those autists that believes you need to do your absolute most to live up to your word, and if you don't then you need to come down hard on yourself for it. She's talked about this several times already in the past.
>>31167869get a family anon
>>31168020Imagine being a manager logging on AC as your favorite lunch pastime, blissfully unaware you’re going to get your talent and some poor bong harassed.
>>31167869Anon, want a hug?
>>31167924I've been checking the archive but I still don't understand why Sharkmeido can't do anything.
>>31168040>Ame>yes
>>31168146We are a collective entity
>>31168146Please god no I’m already in 2 other cults
>>31168040KiaraHell no, I'd beat the shit out of my high school self if I met him
Did she just say she's going to use a dirty spoon?
>>31168095>>31168191But what about Youtube? She's putting them in the community posts section too.
>>31167929>>31167958>>31167959>>31167973>>31167979>>31167984>>31168037>>31168069>>31168096Am I really the weird one here? Physical affection with family is strange
>>31167995you won't.but amelia will.
Ooh yeah, and here we get to the part of the romcom with the big stupid grand gesture.
>>31168169>dad had a heart attack so i got to play VIDEO GAMES!fucking psychopath what the fuck
>>31167289>tfw just learned this from the MikoPeko stream.Poor jp bro
>whisking water>it's chunkyuh, what?
>>31168146I would actually kill myself for Gura
GURA STOPGURAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31168139guraso much better now
>>31168208you honestly believe gura got that?
>>31167996there was some speculation that youtube also made changes to the top chat algorithm recently and members are barely getting filtered, hence the ridiculous speed even on relatively low viewer streams
>>31168040>Miko>didn't go to highschool
>just throwing unmeasured ratios of merangue powder, unsifted sugar, and I assume vanilla
>>31168040>Gura>1st year Uni
>>31168107I like the movie! People should give romcoms a try, they're hilariously cheesy. You'd have to be a giant loser to let movies like that filter you.
>>31167970I feel the same
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GURA
Gura...
>>31168221I want an Aki wife, I feel like I'd starve on Choco portions.
>>31168147>compared to the usual it's nothingdid you reeeeally saw the last thread?
>31168040>surveyposting this early>in the middle of a fucking stream>newfags STILL reply to itI hate every single of you faggots.
>>31168040AmeFuck no, I've never been better than I am now, and the trajectory is only trending up
>>31168172
>>31168198holy schizo...
>should I drink it? It's gonna be gross, but I'm gonna drink it anyway
>>31168265anon?
>dirty spoonsGURA WTF NO
>>31168043Here you go
GURA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
WHAT THE FUCK GURA
my cum is chunky...
>>31168256she's making frosting from water and powdered sugar
>>31168250That, or you're Asian.
>>31168198Or maybe she's a hopeless romance-sexual.
>>31167983Capitalism.
It's been fun /hlgg/, but we have too many enemies.
>>31168198BTFO'D
Cute...
>>31168228Unfortunately no. She is Mau's property now.
>>31168146Gura has not decided if she wants a cult or not, so maybe
>>31167906Reading is hard for some anons, please understand. I know she could've been clearer but it's not impossible to understand what she meant.
Reine typing is making me real sleepy.
>>31168040MoriWell I was the least suicidal in high school so I guess that counts?
All the things I wish I could say to Ame bros....
it's been over a year since I kissed a girl. Feels bad man,
>>31168040inano
what the fuck is gura doing
>>31168040GuraNo, still a long ways to go before my stats stop growing.
>>31168045I cuddle with my friends some times. tf do you think cuddling is
>IT'S STILL TOO THICK
Fucking hell
ITS TO BIG UUUUOOOOOHHHHHH
Holy fuck Gura lives in a hikki pigsty
>>31168228she collabed with a man, so nojust kidding, sure why not
>OH MY DAYSneat GB Bake Off reference
>>31168198Nice rrat, but try this one on for size.Ame's favorite movies are about impossible relationships because she is in love with her brother.Remember, she liked this movies before she started streaming.
>>31168228Honestly that's the least egregious ban-worthy offense on this board right now.
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN YOUR FUCKING ROOM GURA? ARE YOU MAKING A MESS? IS THAT EVEN EDIBLE?
>>31168250Sorry that your family was shit bro
>>31168221Her family certainly hopes so considering they keep pushing her to get married soon.
>>31168172>Why yes my love, that looks delicious!
this is a jerma stream
>Adding MORE cornstarch in
>>31168040MoriNo, I don't miss math exams.
this cookie stream seemed like it was going so well and now all the dishes are dirty and she's drinking chunky water
>>31168250probably yes
>>31168231based
>>31168301He's spayed dude...
>>31167995>candle under a blanketrecipe for fire
>>31168040MoriI peaked in kindergarten.
We're gonna make it bros...
How is Inas baking stream meant to compete with this
>CORN STARCH
>>31168250are you anglo, germanic or nordic?
>>31168198
I swear, this brat fucking christ
>>31168312don't worry it gets easier after 10 years or so
>>31168285I started college at 14, I still graduated highschool I just never went to highschool.
>>31168312wtf you kissed a girl? couldn't be me
...And that's it? That was shit.
>>31168250>Am I really the weird one here? Physical affection with family is strangeYes, absolutely. Physical affection with your family is normal, even only children will often cuddle with their parents or sleep in the same bed as them for comfort. Even as you get older things like head pats or hugs are stupid common.You're just fucked up I guess.
fuck jamie
>>31168250>Am I really the weird one here? Physical affection with family is strangeyou autistic male is showing anon.
>didnt took the singleCHADroutefuck this movie
>>31168040InaI peaked in preschool.
>>31168040GuraI never peaked
>Reine stealing tree rrat's nicheAlways knew she was a bitch
This was Ame's best watchalong so far
GOD.. FUCKING... DAMN IIIIT!!!
>>31168350Competency
>>31168312>He's kissed a girlfuck off
>>31167995Maybe I can expand on this
>>31168255>thought he meant because you should be with family instead>he actually means wouldnt it be sad to not be getting laid right now as if all the normies in the world go into a sex craze like pon farr or some shit on christmas and not just some weirdo shit nips do
GOSLINGBROS IS SHE HINTING US SOMETHING WITH THIS MOVIE?!?!
>>31168236Meds now
>>31168231Kek she's a chumbub
Hey it's HER
Ok, which fanbase ISN'T a cult?>KFP and Tentacults speak for themselve>Deadbeats offer their wages more than KFP>Ame has the most goslings>GUUUUUOOOOOOOOraI love you all though, no matter what
>>31168299>/a/Why?
>>31168250I feel you man, but yeah, its weird, just come to terms with the fact your brain isnt wired properly. Made things easier for me.
>>31168341>this cookie stream seemed like it was going so wellWhere? When?
>>31168334she doesn't need to eat them, just finish and make them look good enough
>>31168019Anon, you realize that eating seafood like crab/lobster/shrimp around holidays is normal everywhere, right?
Gura is such a fucking mess I love her so much
>no merangue powderthe fuck
>>31168312it's closing in on 8 for me...
>>31168146We're too big for a cult, we are an actual religion now.
>>31168151Cat is out of the bag and dead on the street when it comes to that one. Mori dropped the ball ages ago about the duet. Keeping up a charade of secrecy makes no sense when everyone already knows about it.
>>31168299What's /a/'s problem with this thread? I go there too and discuss anime as I've always been doing.
>>31168360>t. brad
>>31168198Why is it that the people complaining about parasocial relationships also wind up being schizos projecting what they want to believe? Literally every time.
>>31168236She's a retard, stop thinking so hard
>>31168358WOAH THERE Jimmy Neutron
hey anon, how do i stop being kekked?
RATE THE MOVIERATE THE AME
Teamates, What is the message of the movie?I don´t get the moral of the story
>>31168040inagod no, highschool was the last of my wasted years. I'm better now than I ever have been, but I'm somehow even further from a relationship
IM FREE. I CAN WATCH GURA BAKE COOKIES NOW.
>>31168152This pasta used to be fun...
>>31168040Inakinda sucked then, kinda sucks now
>>31168118This actually makes me feel uncomfortable
>>31168312Pathetic
>>31168358how are you doing now?
>>31168250Physical affection is totally normal in my country, I don't know where you are from
>>31168203overspiced > underspicedFIGHT ME
https://twitter.com/yuzukichococh/status/1341967474498015234Choco is literally the perfect wife and nothing anyone says can convince me otherwise.
As a decent baker this is making me take sanity damageHelp me, Patisserie Chat Noir...
>>31168349I think so too anon
>>31168187GuraI don't know yet I'm starting next year
>>31168332I will Koopa love during this civil war
>>31168198I don't believe this rrat at all. Ame doesn't care about money or subs at this point, she's made more in the last 3 months than she has in the rest of her adult life.You can't take the afterparties from me, anon, I know the truth
>>31168040AmeJust graduated, but if High School was my peak I'm probably going to be a homeless meth head in an urban alleyway when I'm 50
>>31168231Based
>>31168198based
>>31168412get /fit/
>>31168312same, but 7 years
>>31168146>you have to call me chef>everyone in chat call her chefHaha.. of course we are not a cult...
>>31168264Looking at the livechat for 5 minutes, yeah, the nom members comments are more frequent there.
Ame I love you but that movie was not good
>It's still too wateryG-Gura please... I NEED a couple of hours break, of course it's going to be watery!
>>31168407>>31168384ogey retard
>>31168312try never
>>31168250I guess it depends where you live anon, every country is different.
>2/10!?>I guess you don't know how to have fun
>>31168358How fudgy is your hair?
>>31168373Agreed, Good movie and Ame was super cute throughout it.
>>31168274God Noel I want to destroy five of those bowls with you.
>>31168302Vvery cute. Cuter than usual.Maybe we're gonna make it bros.
>>31168274I want to eat flares pizza
>>311684106/10 Fun10/10 Her giggles were amazing..
>>31168250I hug my nephew and pat his head
That movie was great, I liked it more than I thought I would but now i'm feeling cripplingly lonely
>>31168024Meanwhile Uto has 2k waiting.Everyone got bored of Amelia and her mundane mediocrity for four months.
>>31167715Why does Gura turn me the fuck on? I'm usually more interested in girls with big tiddies and ass but her.. She just gives me the biggest fucking boner every time I hear her talk and I don't know why.
>>31168146I would also kill myself if Gura wanted it.
>>31168373Not sure about that, but definitely the one she's had to do the most heavy lifting for.
>>31168040GuraNo, I can actually start and achieve shit I want to do in a reasonable amount of time now
>>31168299>/a/But why?
>>31168393lets stop this before trannies start posting stuff
Switching between Gura and choco makes this even funnier
>>31168386Every single holo is a cult.
>>31168146I feel like we're more of a war horde than a cult.
>>31168314
>>31168387>>31168403>Hololive kicked off of /a/>/qa/ mod told us to fuck off of here and /qa/ and go back to /a/>/a/ bans threads there
>>31168372need some help?
Is Gura drunk and/or high
>>31168410holy shit that was hard to watch/10does ame really like this shit?/10
this is cute and a little sad
I probably heard things but did Gura saying she was adding Vodka?
T u T
>>31168329
>>3116841010/1010/10
>>31168299>/jp/>2hu>AUSTRALIAWhy is this so funny.
>>31168236Nah, she's just braindead
Pavolia Keyboard stream? Aku tunduk
>>31168430wait till she posts pics
>>31168040AmeI haven't even begun to peak
>>31168396what is it? i've never used it even in meringues.
>>31168372Seriously wtf is her problem
>>31168412Something about being friends leads to romance ten years later or something.
>>31168040GuraI don't know yet I'm starting next year
>>31167742Wake up Ice Gremlin!
You wouldn't get this movie if you weren't a fucking nerd/dweeb in the mid 00s.
>>31168312at least you have kissed a girl
>>311683122 years and counting
>>31168228Mods don't seem to care about /jp/, why not?
It's like Haachama cooking but the chef isn't pretending to be retarded she just is retarded.
>>31168475She just ate three to six ounces of pure hummingbird food, she's high as fuck off sucrose!
>>31168419Why post Rushia who is a virgin crying about not having a baby?
>>311684108/10 pretty fun in a nostalgic way10/10 Amelia is so cute holy shit
>she's gonna try to put her liquidy-ass icing on hot cookiesya be
>>31168448I have a hard time imagining a country where there's little to no physical affection. Even Japan loves its mutual backwashing and ear cleaning.
>minecraft stream>dies a dozen times>makes a door>baking stream>innuendos and powdery sticky messes everywhere>makes a ??????
>>31168412Get /fit/ fuck bitches in LA
>>31167742Wrong! This Holo is deceased!
Why would you ever want a girlfriend when you can just pay for GFE?Sustaining a relationship will just cost more and introduce lots of problems and probably the pain of breaking up/arguments.
>>31168456It looks like it has rrats on it.
>>31168312Try 31 years.
>>31168412Just be yourself. Also when you're in the friend zone just go for it, either way it'll be better on your conscience.
>>31168198>>I may go out on a limb and say it's aimed particularly at hlgg bNigga you haven't seen her fan discord. Though it's probably crossposters from here, but shit's full of goslings.
>gawr gura has garbage everywhere>eats moldy food>can't cookchumbuds... it's not looking good for us...
>>31168410Garbage movie. Terrible watchalong. Ame enjoyed herself at least which was cute.
>>31168410eh/10her enthusiasm was endearing/10
rip takodachis...
>>31168312The first and last time I kissed a girl was third grade.Probably for the best.
>>31168312Those are baby numbers. 7 years going - I have crippling anxiety and she's married now. :')
>>31167840she's mentioned cuddling before and i have to wonder the same thing.
>>31168361I mean I hug and kiss my parents when I was a kid but I stopped physical affection with them once I started going to school on my own, it's just... strange
>>31168410crinch/1010/10 She was cute as fuck
>>311684106/1010/10 as usual
>>31168312just kiss your sister, works for me
>>31168498Personally I was a dork in the mid 00s so yeah I don't get it
>>31168410fucking retarded but fun and nostalgic in a way/10.movie date/10, she had fun so I had fun. Cytube bros made it pretty fun too.
>>31168040inagod no, but I actually had a sex life with a loving gf back then
>>31168410cringe (7)/1010/10 she was so cute and and her giggles... bros...
>>31168228not in the hololive thread, shill.
>>31168040KiaraNope, I peaked after I dropped out of college
>>31168413You always have the relationship with your oshi anon, its a win win
>>31168312Comin up on 10 years. Unironically hololive makes it a little easier.
>>31168410fun/1010/10
>>31168453>good movielol
>>31167983americans have no values, capitalism rules their lives
>>311684106/10Lots of cute giggles and giggled at fag/10
>>31168420About to graduate uni with a degree that's worthless in covidworld but I make all my money on the stock market so I'd say I'm alright.>>31168452I tasted it and it's not fudgy at all.
MENHERA LOVE
>>31168508>She doesn't even try to make an icing outline and then fill it in from therePLEASE I BEG YOU
>>31168520I can save her
>>31168475autism with a pinch of ADHD anon. it explains her entire personality.
>>31168198You dumb retard, Just Friends is a movie about someone who was only ever the girl's friend becoming their lover and partner through self-improvement.That's the exact fucking opposite of the message you're talking about
>>31168504>Haachama>Pretending to be retarded
>>31168443My comments get filtered constantly and I'm a member. Only once every like.. 20 comments do I see show up on Gura's live chat. Every other EN I'm almost never filtered and I'm not membered to anyone but Gura.
Is Kiara's mascot the only one that isn't actually anything?Bubba/Takodachi/Bloop/Deathsensei are all distinct entities
>Gura baking a cakeOh no
>>31168410Surprisingly good/1010/10 Ame enjoyed this so much, it was so cute.
>>31168460
>>31168533I'm an only child so that's maybe why I can fetishize incest. Damn though if I had one I'm just fucked enough that I'd probably sleep with my sister.
>>31168410unironically shit/10cuter than usual/10
>>31168040MoriNo, it was a pretty shit, except for maybe the last year
>>311684107/10 funny and cringe.Ame: Cute and gfe as fuck.
>>31168471
Why is she baking one cookie at the time ?
>>311684107/10 My sister used to love this movie and it grew on me10/10 like always
>>31168456SOUL!
>>311683128 for met. chumbud
>rythmic slapping noises
>>31168520I want to properly take care of her.
>>31168456Do JPs really? What the fuck am I looking at? Did someone vomit?
HERfags get the rope.
>>31168520That just means you get to be the wife
>>31168134>>31168163I Guess the guy means a christmas cake, they are supposed to be for family, friends and couples
Gura is covering her entire room in frosting....
>>31168410Ok/10Cute giggles/10
>>31168552FORGIVENESS
>>311684105/10 but accounting for fun 7/1010/10
>>31168533Go on
>teamates and chumbuds ended up saving this one thread at leastThank you, seriously, you are the best.
>>31168198But I dont want see ame just a friend.. She's precious to me
She's a perfect mess of an angel.
>>31168312its been almost 4 years for me, and i didnt get over it until i met ame...
>>31168040I peaked my first/second year of college.Quit drinking after that, settled for the first woman that told me she loved me, got married, got a job, got divorced, gave up and swore off 3d.I hate how hard I Gosling for Ame, but she reminds me what it was like when someone at least pretended to be interested in me.
>>31168520more than makes up for it by being a cute talented hikki
Ame just made me want to watch Romcoms what the fuck
>>31168520>lacks critical information
>>31168533hello, based department?
>Frosting falls on her mousepad>She eats it off her mousepadGura...
>>31168349As long we just bee ourselves. And also Ryan Reynolds. And also fix our flaws.
>>31168040KiaraNot really. I learned more about myself after highschool, given that I was too preoccupied with studying to do anything else.
>>31168477are you american? feels like non-americans might hate movies like this.
>26k watching>27k likesworking as intended i see
>>31168410somehow, i feel like i saw this movie before but i havent, are all romcoms the same? movie 4/10 ame 10/10 she's always fun to watch movies with
GURA LICKING THE FROSTING
>>31168479That's what I heard and chat was spamming it too, I'm surprised no one else here is talking about it
>>31168350Ina is trying to shape macarons into takodachi shapes.Macarons should only be made in circles to prevent the caps from cracking and ruining it.Ina is going to fail and there's no other outcome.
>>31168529Yeah, that does sound like a thing that's exclusive to you. I'm nearly 30 and I still hug my mom when I see her.
>wants to cook cake on stream
>>31168558There's just too many members even top chat is hitting the rate limit.
Make-up sex with Ame after an intense argument about not having enough sex!
Gura is going to get diabeetus
>>311684102/109/10
>>31168541
>>31168557>He fell for it
Why is she making these cookies at her computer desk?
>Mix sugar and water>It's just sugar and water!This brat.
>>31168410Had it's funny moment/10GIGGLES AND LAUGH AT DIRTY JOKES/10Extra points for Cytube watchalong
>>31168040KoroneNO, fuck highschool. Having a lot more fun now thanks to not being broke.
>>31168410dumb but fun/10possibly the cutest she's ever been/10
SUGAR WOOOOOOOO
>>311684108/109/10
>>311684106/10 better than expected made me laugh a lotWhat do you want me to say? 10/10
Gura is like a fucking kid with sugar getting her insane
>>31168547I liked it. Romcoms are my guilty pleasure.
>these squeaksI LOVE YOU GURA!
>>31168597peak GFE
Do you guys think Reine would be more popular than Ollie if she actually act like a mama?
>Gura on six Red Bulls' worth of sugar
>>31168312Over a decade for me, the last time If fucked a girl too
Gura is WAY too cute tonight
>teamates stinking up the thread during gura hourslol.
>>31168559I like to think of it as a KFP logo if anything
>masterbaker>masturbatorIs gura trying to tell us something?
she's losing it
>>31168556Go fuck yourself nerd. Get a life.
>>31168312>he's kissed a girl before
Gura's house sounds absolutely disgusting and it's killing the magic for me.
>>31168040MoriMy life's a flatline
>>31168198How to spot the reatrd that wrote out this post because of the movie1s title and didn't even watch it.
>>31168299Sharkmeido will descend from above and deliver us from suffering.
>>31168605american and hopelessly in love with amethis just felt uncomfortable to watch with her
Ame gave this a 7.197/10, where does fall in the rankings?
>>31168412Just say what's on your mind. Worst that can happen is your heart gets broken for a while but at least you tried. If you don't do it you might miss out on something life changing. t. someone who's hooked people up.
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW!!!!
>Not waiting for the cookie to cool before applying "frosting"
>>31168520Sounds like the perfect girl.
Gura is the kind of girl that gives clean-up blowjobs
>vacuum asmr after thisBased
>>31168571shark brainpls understand
>>31168625that's where her streaming setup with the mic and the live2d iphone camera and the PC to do the video encoding is.
>>31168410unironically funAme is cuter than usual like always
>>31168533is the a massive age difference? would be even more based
>>31168646Shes good at baking
>>311684106/10 Better than I thought it'd be. Wouldn't ever watch it again, though.10/10 Cuter than usual
>>31167878>>31167957Chef wasn't kidding. Stuff's good.
>>31168040MoriNot even close, no
>Clean up AMSRIt's the gift that keeps on giving.
>>31168299I don't think /a/ is in war with us. Many of /a/ and /hlg(g)/ probably share the same audience.Infact their mod have the same stance with sharkmeido who enforce general and hate doxxing.
>>31167983Just realize that the opposite of the people in this movie results in people like Ina who is insanely talented and has a loving family.
>>31168657Above the dark knight
>>31168312Last time I kissed a girl was on June 2019. It doesn't hurt that much since discovering Amelia.
>>31168475no, she has a personality
her desk is going to be oily and sticky for weeks....
>>31168644ok deadbrap
>>31168312Been about a year for me too, but now I have Holo's to fill the emptiness
>>31168040KoronePeaking would mean I had to have a high point in my life.
>>31168228it's off topic, but if one koopa mean minus one falsefagger than go ahead
>>31168651Good thing you're not into the clown then.
/r/ing retard supa "Hey Kiara! I'm gonna kill myself" please
All goslings from this points forward MUST be festive!-------------------------------------------------------
>>31168644>only talk about one chuuba per threadback to >>>/qa/ with you fagboy
>>31168383Yes, she's telling you to not be a dickhead. Be yourself anon, face your fears and your flaws, and work to be a better man.
>>31168646She's ovulating
>>31168520I will cook for herI can bake for herI will wash her clothes and smell her soiled panties to sniff the cunny
>>31168533
>better than batmanI don't think Ame is holoEN oshi anymore
>>31168552BASED
>>31168146We are a roiling mass of energy, for beyond what any cult could become
>>31168040InaI peaked in middle school, it all went downhill after that.
>>31168624Next you're going tell me Aqua is merely pretending
>>31168312Uhh, it's been...all of my years since that's happened.
>>31168564Nah, I have siblings and I still think incest is hot. I do prefer older sisters though and I'm the eldest child so it's probably a case of wanting what I can't have.
>10/10 ComedyAme...
>>31168646She can bake.
Updated Amelia Ratings>Hunt for the Wilderpeople 9/10>John wick 6.98/10>John wick 2 6.85/10>John wick 3 7.08/10>The VVitch WTF/10>Hereditary no rating (but she liked it more than The VVitch)>Shrek 1 no rating>Shrek 2 no rating (but she liked it more than Shrek 1)>The Dark Knight 7.01/10>Looper no rating>The Dark Knight Rises 6.71/10>Batman Trilogy 6.99/10>Die Hard 7.27/10>Mirai 7.07/10>Children of the SEA 5.687/10>Just Friends 7.197/10
>>3116841010/1010/10I movies from this era. Silly and great.I LOVE THAT AME LOVES THIS SHIT TOO
>>31168673kek
>>31168358How the fuck did you start college at 14, Damascus?
>>31168475The meatballs kicked in
>>31168695>watching a whore with 1k viewers during guras 3rd best stream of all timelol.
>open tin>bunch of fucking sewing needles and shit>not one fucking cookie
>>31167756This except the Ame part
>>311683122 years
>>31168533Brother Watson? Is that you?
>>31168312try 4
>>31168559I assumed it was just her, in bird form
>>31168564I've never gotten the argument that only people without siblings can appreciate incest.I love fapping to incest despite having several siblings. The secret is that I don't self insert as anyone in the story, I'm just fapping to a hot girl having sex in a forbidden love scenario. I don't see my sisters in the girl at all.
Gura cheese? No shower?
>she hates cheesethis BITCH
>Gura cheesewould you chumbuds?
I bet Gura's keyboard and mousepad looks worse than Haachama's disgusting workstation from when she spilled her ramen seasoning on it.You know the one.
>>311684123DPG suckand 2d waifus rules
>>31168472/a/ accepting the threads would the the worst outcome though.
>>31168543Bro I hope she does a white chicks watchalong. Maybe Harold and Kumar too. And the Rush Hour series too!
>>31168673Fucking christ, I love you faggots
>set alarm earlier than usu for chickin>JWU>Sorry cucks, i am delay of 1 hour because i need to sleepPain
Chikin?
RIP takodachi
>The sewing kit cookie tinI thought only third worlders do this?
>>31168725based
rip tako
>>311686153/4'th cake is legit the easiest baking recipe (except mabe merinque)Doubt even Gura can fuck that up
>>31168647Go fucking watch a movie before talking about what it means, dumbass.
>>31168701Cool more for me, later dweeb
Takodachi....
>>31168736
>>31168735She can:t into dairy shit in general
>>31168709nothing like that for me. I just think it would be fun to fuck like rabbits in such a taboo way. I'm so fucked up.I missed out on young sex too so that doesn't help.
Predict the background of the cookies photos
>>31168735Bad for the throat/vocal chords.
>>31168198I mean, you're right that this is what she did with Lars, but this movie was not the same at all.
Ame only watches SHIT
>>31168725My fucking sides. My grandparents did this shit all the time
>>31168556>>31168653It doesn't matter if the plot contradicts it the title enough sends a message. That's what it's all about: sending a message. You learn to pick on these things over time.
Gura is having so much fun, I love it.
>>31168713She has like the dumbest rating system
>>31168410I laughed when Ame laughed, it was great.She was really cute. I love when she shares things that she clearly enjoys.
>>31168644
>>31168626To be fair she dripped vanilla extract to dilute it...
>>31168679No, some of them think just like /jp/ and think Holo is e-thot garbage as well.
>makes a glaze instead of actual icing Why?
Wait, wasn't it scientifically proven sugar doesn't actually give you a sugar high?
Jesas christ Gura is just exuding chaos right now. I love it
Gura...........you let me die..........
>>31168736Only the smelliest and most pungent
>>31168312kek, try 27
>>31168725I get fooled everytime, same with the chocolate tins.
>>31168040inano, but improved from being an antagonistic nerd
Why did I never notice the breathing animation until today?
>>31168693MERRY CHRISTMAS! Remember to just be yourself!
>>311683125 years for me, also the last time I had sex, i've just closed myself from everyone in that time but now I feel it coming back to bite me
>>31168735she's not gouda
>>31168651What did she say? It seems like she only misplace food though which is normal for someone with ADHD
>>31168488Blue switches? might check later
>>31168312never been kissed how do you think i feel? be happy for what you have anon.
It's been 15 years since Dusty Lee "lost" against ChrisI'm glad that he's alive and being a total chad that fucks nurses.I hope everything gets better for him.DUSTY LOVE
>>31168714>I movies from this eraI LOVE movies from this era
>>31168725AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
>>31168725Wrong thread..?
>>31168725Every fucking time at Grandma's
pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigtennever forget ttimes wen u feeled happywen day is dark alway rember happy day
>>31168742kek
>>31168713>The Dark Knight Rises 6.71/10>Just Friends 7.197/10Ame, c'mon now
>>31168564nah, I have siblings and get off to incest. just wish I had an actually attractive sister
>ame thinks genres exist
>>31168506Because its pathetic. Only a year?
>that schizo always appears at the same time every day wasting his timebut why?
>>31168410I had genuinely fun watching it9/10 for me, it was silly and cringe but funny, I loved it.
>>31168725One of the universal constants. Why does every grandma do this.
>>31168784on humans.
>>31168799>her face when the state of takodachi
>Started streaming 85 minutes ago
>>31168412If you get /fit/ the girl of your dreams will sleep with you
>>31168558It starts filtering based on how much donated, account age and membership age when it can’t filter enough people in top chat
>>31168725Stop reminding me
>>31168750Man Kiara becomes so much sexier once you take that stupid outfit out of the equation
>>31168811Gura just talked about it on stream.
>>31168687festival tits...
Chinkin friends its almost time... all the 3 of us in this thread are gonna love this stream
>>31168312this is the most popular post I've ever made on 4chan and I have been here since 2008
>>31168651Good thing she makes enough for you to be a house husband.
>>31168312I haven't really paid attention to the exact number but I think like 2? 3?
why is gura that perfect? how is that even possible? i don't understand...
I thought Gura was singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vBGOrI6yBk for a second when she said sugar
>>31168312Boohoo you poor fucking thing, try never
TIME ANOMALY
>>31168725Fucking same
>>31168801DUSTY LOVE
>>31168773I'm not sure your autism lets you pick up on anything bro...
>>31168777what do you expect from someone who watches Dunkey
>>31168725This is true.
>>31168668is 7 years a massive age difference?
Okay, this is the week we get her to watch blader runner 2049
>>31168564Incest is only hot if you insert someone else as your mom or sister.
>>31168796Mentioned she sometimes finds maggots and mold in the kitchen. All the dishes are dirty (she only has one clean pot right now for example), all the cutlery is dirty too.
>>31168781My cute chef
>>31168228
>>31168725these fucking tins I swear to god, as a kid I always had to check them and always ended dissapointed
>>31168811goora just talked about them for a few minutes, please support our same desu
>>31168725My grandma usually has like three different tupperware containers full of different cookie and biscuit brands, she's the best. I should visit more often.
>>31168761This joke is literally 70 years old
>>31168725Why these cookies in particar became designated sewing boxes?
>>31168735dairy hurts her throat for some reason.
>>31168644Why are chickenfags like this?
>>311684107/10 pretty funny, I had a few laugh10/10 one of the best Ame watchalong experience
>>31168713>The list isn't in numerical orderget your shit together.
Why does Ame have votes if she always picks the losing option?
>Blade runnerGet your votes ready fags
Gura said I looked cute..
>>31168725Why is this true everywhere
I wish Gura would show us the process like Haachama does.
>>31168767She's going to zoom in so close you won't be able to see anything but maybe a table
>>311688176.7's a big number anon, don't worry
>>31168779Eh, Noel could do it, easy.
>voteBlade Runnerbros?
>>31168713Ame's taste reps...
>>31168725Great times. Great times.
>>31168779>Joey ChestnutThe Nathans MVP himself
bros she called me hot
>>31168735Damn I hate cheese too, nice.
>we turned out beautifulnice
>>311683123 years brother
>>31168767It's gonna be cropped to fuck for OPSEC. Might see the plate/pan.
>>31168472That's not a war dumbass, he just doing his job for on topic.Infact Akib know very well it was trannymod who enforce Holo to /a/.Sharkmeido and /a/ mod have the same stance afaik.
Gura thinks I'm hot
>>31168725I thought only my parents did this because we're asian
>>31168838I hope we get some kino kinotori moments, bro.
>>31168725why is this a universal baby boomer thing
>>31168024>comparing watchalongs to regular streamsanon...
>>31168779Fuck that, curry is already so heavy
>>31168758You're so fucking annoying.
>>31168742They’re really trying hard at this point
>Takodachi is hot!HAHA GET FUCKED CHUMBUDS, SHE BELONGS TO ME NOW
>Jackie Chan moviesBROS RUSH HOUR IS HAPPENING YES FUCK YES YOU FAGGOTS BETTER VOTE FOR IT
>Takodachi looks beautiful>Takodachi is very very hotYou make me blush, Gura
>>31168777Rating systems are dumb anyway.
>>31168838It's time for the best canon ship of all, Takamori!
oh God she sounds so proud, this is going to be bad
>>31168412Be yourself (but only if you aren't ugly)
stop trying to get ame to watch blade runner you fags
>takodachi is beautiful>takodachi is cute>takodachi is very hot
>>31168839You gotta shitpost more dude. Do you think the 40+ replies happen from being an authentic retard?
You faggots better vote for rush hour in ame's movie poll
AME, WATCH STARSHIP TROOPERS
>>31168858It got spammed enough at least
>>31168312Five years.Eat shit faggot.
>>31168874The tins are useful. My grandparents used to use them for baking as well
>>31168874They're cheap and taste decent, and it'd be a waste to throw away the tin.
>all the fucking Bladerunner recsCome on I'd vote for it
>>31168832what if I look like a monster irl? I'll just be a muscular monster, not much a difference, only scarier.
If Ame makes a poll and Bladerunner is on it you fucking Goslings know what to do
>>31168681It's been like 17 years for me bro...
>I need to breedG-Gura?
Dammit Takodachis. I'm jealous.
>>31168312try 15 years normalfag
>>31168725I began to legit hating these cookies because there were so many tins of needles, yarn and sewing shit and I just developed crippling trust issues with cookies in metal tins.
We have an in boys.BR2049 KINO IS ON THE MENU
>>31168792The what
>Takodachies are hotIs this true?
>Maquia made Ame cry around 10 times
>Tons of Bladerunner spam in Ame's chatWow, this thread really does make up a huge chunk of her fanbase, huh?
>>31168907Same shit in russia. probably all over the world, really.
>>31168839Get with a girl and update us, I'll give you more (you)s
Gura....?
>>31168913Gonna cry Dinkleman?
>blade runner is going to get cucked by some Reddit onions movieFeels bad
>>31168838There's at least four of us anon.
Gura sounds extra hopped up on coke tonight
Nice new arthttps://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1341971654050660352/photo/1
>>31168725My mom does this but she just leaves the tin fucking EMPTY.
>>31168713Shit taste
>>31168892It'd definitely lose, but worth a shot. Though I don't think it'd make a great watchalong.
>>31168478what's sad about it, anon?
>>31168839My most popular post was overnight when I woke up and the entire thread was a mess by the next morning
>>31168718There's a system called "concurrent enrollment" that allowed me to completely skip highschool by getting highschool and college GED credits at the same time for the same courses in community college. I started early even for that but I took a while so I transferred out of community college to a good uni at 18 and basically skipped 2 years, so I get a 4 year degree in 2 years, saves quite a bit of money.
>>31168931only if she watches with Ina
DID SHE JUST SAIDOGEY
>>31168725My mom has like 10 of these things piled up somewhere.
>Blade RunnerShe probably wouldn't want to the new one without seeing the original.
>>31168713what movie would she give a 9.5/10?
>>31168040KiaraNo, still socially inept, but at least I have a career and am somewhat wealthy now.
>>31168773Anon you have autism
>>31168723>not watching Ame, the movie, Gura at the same time
>>31168725has anyone ever had these cookies before
>>31168564The fuck are you on about? I have a full sister, a half sister, and several step sisters and I still like incest, I just don't think of them sexually since they're normalfags
HELP ME
>>31168954argie here, can confirm
>>31168959We just need to use a hundred proxies each
>>31168880>She picks the original instead of 2049
>>31168687>that pivot she does at the end with the shoulder in frontgod why is that so satisfying?
>>31168965kek
>>31168839It could be worse anon, like that time I said something dumb and the whole thread laughed at me. (You)'s for days...
>>31168964>Gura in blackHuh. That looks good
>>31168681You sound like a fucking normalfag.
>>31168870But it's timeless
I'm a bit sick of watchalongs, teamates.
>>31168679>>31168654>>31168486>>31168466>>31168403>>31168387Upon further review of the intel, we've corrected errors and have gained new knowledge.
>>31168953POORFAGS BTFO
members poll at least
>>31168838And my axe!
>ame shitting on MLPBASED
>>31168953at least 20% of her current viewers are from here
BRONIES BTFO
AME CALLED OUT PONYFAGSHAHAHAHA
>Make it a member poll? You guys are SPOILED. Okay, I'll make it members only.She really does spoil us.
>Non members BTFO
>>31168312last time i kissed (and fucked) a girl was on highschool around 9 years agoro
>MEMBERS POLLFUCK YES AME YESSSSSS>ame cucking the retard that suggested mlp friendship is magic movieBASADO AME
/mlp/ BTFO
>>31168992you're being baked for a good cause
God Ame is so fucking based
I LOVE SUISEI SO MUCH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31168838I'm ready, I've stayed up late just for it
>>31168796She's drinking water out of a pot because she has no clean glasses or cups.
Toasted soup?
>>31168779>getting meme into paying $200 for $20 worth of curry
>>31168228kwapi...
>>31168834Good to know. I haven't donated more than a couple bucks but my account is super old and I'm a day 1 membershrimp. I'm guessing the donation metric has a much heavier weight.
>>31168992OH GOD I'M BEING BURNED ALIVE
POORFAGS BTFO GET FUCKED
>>31168989Like once ever. They were okay
>I saw non-member recommending my little pony movie, so I think it's better if we make a members only poll
>>31168974I DONT CARE, SOMEONE. ANYONE
HOLY FUCKING BASED AME
Gura?????????????
>>31168992TAKOBRO NOOOOOOO
MY LITTLE PONY FAGS BTFO
>>31168725I thought this was a Latin American thing wtf.
>>31168959Then it's time to get MOTIVATED then!
Disaster inc as she tries to ice a cookie fresh out of the oven with liquidy ass sugar water
>>31168964Ahh the mamaloni...
NONMEMBERS ARE FUCKING BRONIES CONFIRMED
>>31168913Gonna cry?
>>31168961make it five, motherfucker
>Brony ruins it for nonmembersB-b-based?
>>31168917it was actually pretty funny the first time, but holy shit they just keep going
>>311684106/10cuter than usual
Lets watch more shitty Romcoms https://youtu.be/KMX1U4iXfso
>>31168320>cuddle with your friendswhat are you, gay?
>>31168767Feet pic through her glass table
>>31168964I kneel Mamaloni, amazing work
>i saw a member recommending my little pony so its better to do a member pollmy fucking sides Ame
>>31168564Being an only child has nothing to do with it. Have a sister, still like incest.
>>31168951Damn, I wanted her to do a watch along of that movie.
>>31168966I only want a BR watchalong sooner rather than later because this site might not be around next year.
>>31168964Thank god for Mamaloni. You know, the mamaloni?
>I saw a non-member recommending a My Little Pony movie so I think it's better if I make member's pollFUCKING KEK
>>31168789Nose...
>>31168997Because she's one of the VERY few Holo's that are actually idol like
>>31168992chumbuds will defend this
>>31168992we'll remember your sacrifice
>>31169010>australiaevery time
>>31168992TAKOBRO LOVE
>Poll will be members only>Gosling anons make up 30% of her membersWE'RE GONNA GET BLADE RUNNER FIRST OR 2ND ON THE POLL LADS
>>31168949Next time she leaves her model frozen, you'll see she has a breathing animation
>>31168410fun/1010/10amazing watchalong
>>31168929Frankly I just don't shitpost as much as I used to. I've made popular threads.>>31168955i am half trying to sleep with my female roommate so maybe something interesting happens soon. I'll keep you posted as "anon who hadn't kissed a girl in a year" or whatever.
>>31168992TAKOBROOOOOO
>>31168040KiaraOther way around. My highschool version is the worst version of me ever.
>>31168862Don't forget she only vacuums the parts of her place she regularly walks in, which means everywhere else is dirty as fuck.
>>31168992Damn, I'm looking hot.
>>31169052Fuck off. Seriously. Go outside. Make a living out of yourself. Stop mooching off your parents.
Gooruh...
>Chat is pretty much all members only anyway>viewers barely drop during SC reading because we all love AmeI mean it's sad that she wouldn't make a living with so few viewers, but this is peak comfy>>31168410Surprising 6 or 7/10, the start was incredibly cringe but I liked the message a lot and the humor was funny enough.10/10 watchalong it's great when Ame is enjoying herself and comedies are great for watchalongs.>>31168777She's doing it on purpose to trigger retards, she literally said after the first movie that she doesn't rate them because she thinks it's dumb, iirc.
>>31168992GET COOKED CUNT
>>31169067The no one?
>>31168312im 34 ive never kissed a girl
>>31168907Nah, this is one case where it's pretty universal among old people. My grandparents were European immigrants and they did the same exact shit.
>>31168767Zoomed in so it's all cutting board and cookie
>>31168913baby boy cant handle a little romcom?
>>31168992TAKODACHI LOVE
>>31168992You’ll taste amazing Takobro
How can she be this based?
>>31168964Mamaloni is a based unity poster.
Faggot bronies ruining everything as usual.
these threads have made me realize how much of a schizo I am. From knowing all the /x/ shit ame talks about, owning lots of types of vinegar and now apparently its not normal to not touch your family what the fuck bros theres been so many other things that I cant think of right now.thanks for reading my blogpost.
>>31168992I’m sorry takobros...
>>31169057Man, this is gonna be so gay
>She can't even find the fucking words to describe how it tastes.
>>31168801based Dusty
Damn, I kind of like Gura now.
It's fucking shit
>>31168779>literally larger than the largest your stomach can expandImagine getting scammed so blatantly
>>31168948Don't lie to me
Its garbage kek
Someone please suggest a Blade Runner double feature.
>>31168964who's mamaloni supposed to be? and no i dont mean the no one. i always see her art posted in these threads. is she supposed to be one of the vchuubas mama?
>>31168964fuck that's good
OW THE EDGE
>playdough likeIt's fucking uncooked
IT'S FOCKING RAW
UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>311690556 brother, I'm listening to Gura in the background while posting here
>>31168506>crying about not having a baby?Abe would be proud. Why do some many JP otaku fetishize pregnancy but never have kids?
>>31168992TAKOBROOO
>blade runner wins>she watches the original and not 2049
>>31168520But cooking =/= baking
>>31168907I'm hispanic and my grandma did this.
>>31168964JESAS
>THAT CRUNCHUOOOOOHHHH
Gura, it's not cooked
I'M GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOM
>>31168021Goslings are universal and capture the same feeling. Can you guess what that feeling is?
>>31169008This movie was shit and Gura´s choice was mediocreGive it two weeks and then it will feel KINO againAlso jp is a little chaotic right now, normally I love funposting movies with (you)
>>31169047The no one?
>>31169103Please shut the fuck up.
chimkun is live
intimate with gura...
>>31168312Same, but forever.
>>31168040AmeI would say I peaked in 5th grade.
We need a stronger filter for these """people"""
>>31168992AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M BURNING TASUKETE INA
>>31168838I would never miss horny sims kino with tenchou
>>31169008Please understand. Amelia has nothing else and watchalong are the perfect lazy passive content
MAMALONI UNITYhttps://twitter.com/crunchy_mmloni/status/1341971654050660352?s=21
Do I:>finish Ame's stream>hop to guras stream and watch the bakealong>start Kiaras stream
>>31168964THE MAMALONI
>>31169034Yeah, someone in a previous thread said they gave a small superchat and found that they never got filtered after that.
>>31168964Mamaloni's Gura is Erotic
>>31168040CocoGod I hope not.
>>31168410fun/1010/10 because Ame is great and she seemed to enjoy it a lot.
>>31168989im currently eating some.they are nice but only for a few at a time.
>>31169097Is there more of this?
she completely fucked it
>>31168021You wouldn't get it
>>31168312 I hugged a tranny a year ago
You guys think you want Blade Runner and BR2049, but what are the odds Ame would understand what's going on in either movie?
Ina's cooking baking stream is gonna be so shit
>>31168980Well the 9 is apparently her favorite, so I'm pretty sure she's just one of those 'nothing can ever be above a 9' people.
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31169158disgust.jpg
>put it in your mouth, gura
GURA BLOWJOB UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31168838Chikin's yawn has me feeling funny
>put it in your mouth Gura
Out of curiosity I went to the letterboxd page for this movie and you fuckers already leaked there
>takos getting kabedon'd by ina>eaten by gurawhat horrors await us from the other three
>PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH GURA
>>31168992OVENDOOR TASUKETE!
>ITS SUGAR AND WATER KEK
>>31168299/jp/ will never pass Maginotactivate the Schlieffen Plan again
>>31169166Gura
YEAH PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH
>>31169076Fuck it, i'll vote blade runner with you retards.
Alright KFP employees, time to drop everything and watch Tenchou fuck up human lives
UUOHHHHHHHHHHHH
>put it in your mouth GuraUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Closing Amelia. You teamates tell me if she says anything interesting.
>>31169124She might get filtered by the first one though
>>31169119It's time to dig down deep for what you want teabroWe can achieve true GOSLINGKINO
>Kiara's deep voice
>>31169010You forgot /pol/ and /v/.
>OH IT'S EVERYWHERE>PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH, GURA
>>31168922Just realized we'll probably get some good Mamaloni outta this
>>31169125they make art
>>31168989They're alright. They're not soft if that's anything
>IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE>PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH GURA!!!
>>31169165BASADO MAMALONI
>oh it's getting everywhere>put it in your mouth gura>moaningUOHHHHHHHHH
MORE SUGAR
>>31168964I love the fanart of Ame with her shit eating grin
>>31169034Yep I figured it out when someone in prechat mentioned a lot of their messages filtered despite being member’d until they SC’d, YouTube is so annoying
>>31169158he already got filteredhopefully he never comes back
Putting it in Gura's mouth!
i spent $750 on headphones and it was all worth it to hear gura chewing that cookie
it's bad LOL
>>31169158If you give them an inch they will FUCK A HORSE WITH IT
>>31169057First Kiara stream I'll actually watch
ENTER!
>>31169182Nah, I'm gonna have a great time.
>>31169181the people is robots
>>31168964>Mori
NO STREAMS FOR DAYS AND NOW THEY'RE ALL STREAMING AT ONCE THIS IS HELL
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31169166All
Just imagine a BR49 watchalong with ame>K doesn't have real feelings Damn
>>31168040Gura Seanigger didn't go to school. I learned to use Internet and learned English and Japanese by myself using a stolen smartphone
>dip into the sugar water
>>31169158There is a reason 'posting ponies outside of /mlp/' is a special report option
>>31169158Literal holobronies
>>31169118>what is chewing
Jesus christ MLP is still not dead yet?
>>31169008Fucking awful movie, should had watched a real christmas movie like Jingle All the Way or Gremlins.
>>31169158Nobody tell him
>>31169199I really don't like how much GoslGohring looks like me
>Kiara thinks it's ChristmasIt's Christmas Eve, you impatient chicken
>>31169165Nice
>i think it’s kinda funny>and cute at the endC-cunny?
>"Alright, lets check out chicken, should be fun">That new emoteWhat did I miss this time?
>>31169166I am going to:1. Finish Gura stream2. Watch Ame archive3. Ignore chickenas was my plan all along
>>31168698Is this you anon?
C-chef!?
>>31169010>-medioAlmost there.
>>31168021one day you will understand newfag....
I'm glad Ame likes her members so much. Investigators are truly based.
>>31169235Based Huke
>>31168953>>31168959>>31169076Reminder that when Ame was liking all those members replies she explicitly ignored all the *chair clattering* responsesStop.
>>31169148How long have you been out of baseline hlgg?It was so long for me that I think this is my new baseline...
>>31168040AmeNah. High school was retarded back then and I've never looked back. Been looking better since then and goes up from here being able to do things I've wanted to do or try.
>>31168992BT NOOOOOOO
>>31169207BRO you just missed out on brother watson yabbing her name!
>>31168964Ina looks the happiest she's ever been....
Will Ghostlings ever let go of Amelia?
>>31168713Is shit taste part of the girlfriend experience?
>>31169235Is there a larger version of that blushing emote kek
STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF GORDON RAMSAY
>spoonful of sugar>she fucking chokeskek
Why does she expect sugar and water to turn into anything?
>>31168858please I need this however she should also watch the original, preferably before 2049
>>31169059>only have male friendswhat are you, gay?
>>31169068Based Ame, holy shitMembers are going to recommend an MLP movie for lols now, just watch.
>>31168959I don't think BR would make for a good watchalong experience but I'll vote just for lulz
>>31169235God he's so based
>>31169071>those crisp, clean angles with her dance posesI have a feeling the IRL dance behind this must have been pro level
>>31169158Nobody tell him what around a third of the posters here are
>>31168973based
>>31169158>these are the people discovering Hololive in 2020
>>31169240Yeah, instead of getting a well distributed week, we get a fucking death stack on Christmas.
SEXU??????
>>31168964Yep, that's gonna be the collab thumbnail.
>>31169235Based papa
>>31169195>horrorsIt's a field day for us takos,
>gura calls herself a 6/10bros,,,
>Ame, Gura, and KiaraI can't do all 3, my brain can't handle it.
Sims Kino happening now
Gura's raking in the memberships because people want to get on the :_GuraMM: train.
>>31169301do it, turn the gremlin into a brony
>she did the pop noise again at the first supa message
>blue ame goes live>gura instantly loses 2k viewerslol
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
Gura..........
>>31168992BECOME ONE WITH GURA
>kitkat
>>31169285I thought I was sick of hololive until she came back...
>>31169165It's a damn fucking shame they're obsessed with Takamori. Though I find it fucking hilarious they used to do slime tentacle porn but apparently Ina is just off limits or something?
>>31169076You're forgetting how huge her membership actually is anon, I'll give it a try but I doubt it'll win. We'll see though.
>opening presents on the 24thDo Euros or Japs really?
>>31169289based Robert poster
>>31169125Kiara has said she wants Mamaloni to be her mom since she has two dads right now.
>>31169158Holobronies...
>>31168725We had a tin of these at work and filled it with office supplies when we were done.They're just such good tins.
>bake and eat the restconfirmed for baking for herself
>>31168964That is one of the cutest Ina's I've ever seen
>>31169322It's good that she's honest with herself
>>31169287I wish, it's cute!
>>31169008Yeah I'm starting to feel a bit tapped out with watchalongs too. Tonight broke me. What a shitty movie.
>>31169332who
Did I just hear a man's voice from Gura's stream?
>>31168410Meh/10Pretty cute/10 makes the watchalong Totally worth it
>>31168788Luwa...
>Gura is building up gas or poop right nowOoh
Raisins
>>31169125Just an artist gachikoi. Most chuubas have one.
>>31169309We've had this discussion before and it ended with a resounding "FUCK OFF HORSEFUCKERS"
Gura... the moldy meatballs...
>>31169332You faggots have your own thread and yet you still can't stop yourselves from shitting up /hlgg/ with her
>>31168883She can't, manager won't let her.
>>31168938just ogremaxx
Gooruh subsists on a diet of moldy meatballs and botched, unbaked, cookies...
>Tummy hurtsShe doesn't care
>>31168883Wasn't allowed by management.
>>31168956
UNLESS?????????
>>31168874Because you can buy a tin of these cookies at the dollar store. People who shop at the dollar store are poor and benefit from sewing kits.
>no pictures of cookies on streamHer OPSEC is too strong.
UNLESS...?
>>31169166definitely not the last one
>>31169365me :)
>>31169325Fuuuuuuck I really want to watch it but I have to wait for Ame to finish reading supas.
>>31169365meds
>>31169360t. barracuda
>can we replace the butter with something elsegura
>>31169166Gura and Kiara's
>>31169330She's not going to become a brony, anyone outside of the community has been scared away by the shitty community.
>ywn eat gura's cookies
>>31169295Ame does not have the attention span for the original, plus the sequel is pretty standalone for the most part.
>>31169267Bathing GuraUOOOOHHHHI didn´t even thought about it
>gura ate moldy meatballs and raw cookie dough>"My tummy hurts"Stupid brat
>>31169289I miss Bobby B
>SC: It's grea that chat and Ame are Just Friends!>Ame gasps BROS????
>>31168992at least you're going to be vored by the shark
The fuck is up with /qa/?
>unless>>31168198Absolutely BTFO
>5 modswell better than 0
>>31169278>all theit was one comment with 3 likes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMX1U4iXfsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMX1U4iXfsohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMX1U4iXfsoChickin sims4
>Kiara usually uses a lot of modsShe's uses really freaky mods, you just know it
>>31169286Of course
>>31168021It's the pathetic literal simps. See it as a way to filter posts.
>>31169365i didn't
>>31169214Those are infiltrators and spies from far away countries.
>>31169008I liked the movie and hearing Ame giggle and laugh a lot was a treat.
>>31169361Looks like one of Amelia's edits. It's pretty great.
>>31169141nearly everyone who can cook can bake and vice versa
>Going to miss the Mori date and the HoloEN collab because of Christmas responsibilitiesI hate this
>>31169252>Chewing all of that within an hourGrindermouthchama...
>>31168953I think teamates from here are more influental than from r*ddit or her d*scord.
>It's great that chat and Amelia are just friends, unless...?>Ame giggles
>>31169375
>>31169361
>>31169341>slime tentacle porn sauce?
>>31169330She's a girl, it doesn't work that way.
GURA STOP THINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE
I bet she plays sims with porn mods like Ame
>>31169365jay to the world
>>31169242I'd laugh
>>31169181I don't think the issue is her understanding it because chat would DEFINITELY explain it to her if she cared. The problem is she'd probably view the plots of both movies as pointless once she understood them.
>"Ame and chat are Just Friends? Unless... *giggles*"RED ALERT RED ALERT KIT KAT GOSLING IS MORE MOTIVATED
>>31169357Then why wouldn't she just re-use the spoon after licking it?
Bubba reveal... I'm sorry Ame I already know...
>>31169370She is gonna shit herself live
>>31169341Everyone has their own obsessively dedicated fanartists, right?
>substituting butter with fucking applesauce
>>31169265based
>>31169383>>31168883>gura is black narrative basically confirmed
>>31169286Yes
>>31169447Check their twitter, it was like a year or two back.
>>31169412>gura ate moldy meatballsWhat?
>>31168907Nah, same in bongland
I wanna watch Kiara sims but ive gotta get up in 5 hours for a trip to visit relatives...
>>3116934424th 23:59 / 25th 00:00
>>31169285She'll be my oshi until I die.
>>31169158What did Ame say?
>>31168412Be yourself, be a decent guy and go for it or you'll just end up regretting it regardless of the outcome.
>>31169424>>31169422Needs someone to personally worship her when she's depressed I guess.
>>31169367>Himemori Luna>Age 0 + 20
>Buying SimsYeah right.
>>31169423>>31169424>Used ModsMMMM
>>31169416UNLESS
This EN overlapping... why do they do this to me?
I love these frozen expressions
>>31169344One side of my family does it in the states too.
time for Chinaman Chicken edition
>>31168725Why is it always this tin of cookies? It's a worldwide phenomenon. What obligates one to put sewing kit here.
>>31169289Bobby B... The Targaryens are trying to destroy our board...
>>31169365sorry, anon
>She's actually going to play doll house with a Mori sim Hahaha
>Gura is starting ANOTHER batch of cookiesThis is going to be a 3 hour stream
Gura's afk faces are soo fucking cute bros.
>>31169235stop posting this faggot
ok this one was definitely intentional
>>31169444based waifu2x trips poster
>>31169474You can sleep in the car
>It's great that chat and Amelia are just friends, unless...?>Ame gigglesHoly shit she fucking knows. She has to know. She would have destroyed us if she just agreed. But that "unless"...
>>31169199>She was our sovereign. You all knew the Tenchou. She would be the first to say, "I gave the order and I take full responsiblity!" But to think of the humiliation of seeing our sovereign subjected to the rulings of a crossboard court... I would rather die TEN TIMES!
>>31169464Ina...
>>31169285Hopefully, considering Ghostlings are for Mori.
>>31169275She's too nice for her own good in trying to be inclusive. Watchalongs should be members-only outright, not just the polls for them.
>>31169471Made meatballs, the sauce jar had mold on the rim.
>playing sims without all contentChikun...
>>31169485>cockalliope
>>31169344>Having presents at allDo you anons really?
>>31169289More wine, your grace?
>>31169424You know damn well she uses the sex mod
>>31169341Agreed. I have absolutely no interest in the ship whatsoever and they rarely draw solo art so I just gloss over their work.
>>31169471She used sauce from a jar that was moldy with the meatballs, when asked about this she said it’s ok because it’s penicillin, the good kind of mold
We /ck/ now.
>>31169501Is she going to make them a couple from the start? It would be funny if in game Mori kept rejecting her
>>31169507stop posting that nigger
>>31169507
>>31169341>just off limits or somethingI know there are restrictions in drawing vtubers, even Asanagi had to hold back when he drew one
>>31168964man they really nailed the colour scheming, actually looks like a Christmas wreath from afar
>>31169332Stop posing that fxxking leech
>merry christmas c... mate
>>31169411And don't forget to brush her teeth anon!
>>31169344>>31169344Some LATAM countries do it too.
>>31169468haachama wears pink gloves so she could be a robot for all we know
who the fuck is jay
>>31169444what's this expression trying to convey?
>>31169287>>31169361It's her thumbnail..
>>31169297>snuggling with female friends>still singlewow that must suck
>>31169468How new
>>31168993Bong here and can 100% confirm
>>31169330I'm dropping Ame if she goes even close to mlp
>>31169489I don't, it bothers me when gura does stuff like this and refers to herself as "her avatar"That's the western girl side of her showing, it's not something that should be encouraged
>>31169514Why? It's not really content that lends itself to being members only
>>31169424>>31169485>inb4 it's the gore mods
I thought gura was out of butter?
>>31169286100%
>>31169488just wait until there are more than 1 gen...
>>31169485Loverslab? Let's go.
>>31169344US beaner here, we have a big party on the eve with family, make pozole and get a little drunk, then open the presents later at nightchristmas day is going to church/chilling and watching movies and whatnot, playing with our new gifts or relaxing
>>31169476>I shouldn't do a member's only poll to decide the next watchalong, you've been too spoiled lately>actually I just saw non-members reccomending an mlp movie, yeah I'm gonna make a member's only pollMost of the members were extremely happy to filter out horsefuckers, but one or two aren't happy
>1200 watching.>8.6k likes.
>>31169344Some open them after dinner or at midnight. Rarely in the morning of 25
Anyone have this issue where google translate doesn't play well with the index of 5ch streaming board? It works only if I click a thread, which makes it hard to find the Hololive thread
>>31168021Once upon a time newfags would be told to fuck off or lurk moar, but given the current state of this board I doubt anyone cares to gatekeep.
>>31169500Jodd Joward...
>>31169532Home...
>>31169285>GhostlingsYou've got your terminology twisted. I'm for Mori.
>>31169510She likes toying with us
>>31169289Gods, how long has it been since I saw a bobby post? you were STRONG then
>>31169508yessir
>round 2Gura please stop I can't take nay more
>>31169332>Blue Ame beating Amelia's live viewer countTalent and natural charisma beats hard work everywhere huh.............At the very least Ame will have her very small loyal fans left like she always wanted, just like her twitch days
>I have a knife!Disaster incoming
>acting question
>>31169548timeloop
>>31169412Is Gura's stomach Haachama level?
Is there a Teamate out there who isn't at least a little bit infatuated with Ame? Seems like we're all too far gone at this point
>Acting is a means to...>Skip questionKiara?
>>31169309>>31169375http://poal.me/qcg4oshttp://poal.me/qcg4oshttp://poal.me/qcg4os
>>31169503I legit thought I had missed the whole thing and apparently she wants to do another round.
>>31169332I bet you're one of those faggots spamming Ame in her chat.
>>31169571Totally real viewer count btw
>>31169562She's going to use either oil or whipped salted butter
she really is gonna kill herself...
>>31169365Yes, me
>>31169532
>>31169560>gore modswh... what?
>>31169514I want to agree, but I think new people should get a chance to see Ame's cute side too. I don't want them joining membership expecting gamer gremlin Ame and shitting up the comfy streams.
>>31169435I can cook but suck at baking...
>>31169558muh nihongo QUEENs would never.
>>31169585
>>31169322I'm slowly piecing together what she looks like, like the schizo that I am, and I'll eventually draw what she roughly looks like. I just need all the available info so far, like perfect feet, far sightedness, /fit/, etc.
>>31168964Fucking amazing, I had a feeling when I saw her Gura that it'd be a full group picture. even resisted their yuri urges for this one.
>politicsYABYABYAB
>>31169472The disappointment I had as a kid visiting grandparents and there not being biscuits/ chocolates in these kinds of tins was immeasurable.
>>31169344Only children open their gifts on the 25th.
>>31169548J-chan, manager.Not to be confused with J*y.
>More Gura noises incomingAre you prepared?
>>31169548My middle name
>>31169549horny
>>31169545>fxxkingnormally i'd just say 'go back' but what in the actual fuck preschool do you come from where that would be considered normal?
MAKING COOKIES ROUND 2 CHUMBUDS
>>31169517Sims 4 is a new game anyways
TEAMATESDONT LOOK
>>31169571youtube...
>>31169235BASED HUKEPAPA SPENDING ALL HIS KIARA COMMISSION MONEY ON THE GIRL HE WAS PAID TO MAKE
>Kiara tweets about when people are wrongKAIRA NO LISTEN TO YOURSELF
>>31169548me
Is Kiara eating spicy food? Why does she keep sucking teeth?
>>31169331Newfagchama...
>>31169263cmon anon not everything thats cute and funny is a cunny
>>31169597Yeah at this point I just hope she's playing with us cause god knows I know how mentally ill some people can be with this parasocial thing if she pushes it too hardt. Kit Kat Gosling is still out there
>GURA COVERED IN THICK WHITE FLOUR UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH
>>31169597There have been some that say they aren't, but they're just in denial.
>>31169509shit, you right
Gura's life is a mess, she clearly lives alone. Sometimes rrats are better than reality
>>31169619>he doesn't know
>>31169599BASED
>>31169635jesus fucking christ
>>31169485>Chicken was in Loverslabs>Chicken may or may not seen the ck2 porn mods/gsg/ bros we can't stop winning!
Alright if Ame asks for suggestions in the community tab make sure you autists spam BR2049.
SPANKING GURA'S FLOUR-COVERED BUTT UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!
>>31169137Well it was more her crying and her pretending to breast feed her chat pretending it was her baby, but close enough.
Covering Gura with white stuff!
>>31169611There are a lot of fetish mods for the Sims and women indulge in this shit A LOT
GURA STOP
>>31169605shut the fuck up retard. just shut up.aqua still is averaging 15k-20k. marine 15k.just shut up. ame is fucking irrelevant.
* crack* "Yeaahahaha"
I thought gura had small hands, how does she crack an egg with just one hand????
>>31169510She definitely knows and is toying with us
>>31168430kek
>>31169464I mean yeah, but I really wish there were more good unityfags. Or at least one that isn't COMPLETELY FUCKING DISCRIMINATE in what they draw. >>31169447https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1122257712656437248
>>31169466yeah, I do it all the time with vegan cookies
>I don't have any waterGura?
>>31169329>https://twitter.com/CRUNCHY_MMLONI/status/1341971654050660352/photo/1Stronks
>>31169297cuddling with your female friends is even more gay
MY FROSTING ON GURA'S COOKIE
GURACHAMA.
>>31169548jesas
Gura please you are killing me.
>>31169619>he doesnt know
>>31169507You're still mad about the crossbow?
>>31169611Degeneracy knows no bounds when it comes to modding.
how big is your dick, jay
>>31168767Blurred background, just like the other holos
>Gura doesn't have fucking waterAre we sure Gura is not Roberu with a wig, living in squalor?
>one-handed
>I don't have any water but I have some leftover frosting>I don't have any waterWhat the fuck is she saying.
>>31169670>women into goreJESASESAS
>>31169628It's actually J*el
Gura's never going to stop baking cookies...
>>31169636It was a shit movie and now she's in supa chat reading, what do you expect?The average viewership was around 1.5k anyway so barely any people left when supachat reading started.
>EA thinks Kiara is a nigger
IT'S HER
>>31169653>Kit Kat Gosling is still out there>one random guy larpingwow
THE NIGGER OF NIPPON
>DON'T YOU DARE COMPARE ME TO A NIGGERJESUS KIARA
>>31169597People that watch these watchalong streams are all goslings, some more than others. Her "normal" fanbase only watch her game streams.
>changed sheets>New clothes>Took a shower 2 hours ago>Barely survived first batch temptation>She's doing another batchGURA NO PLEASE
>>31169677...how the fuck do you use two hands to crack an egg?
>>31169710perfectly captured
>I'm not sure what's realSame, Kiara.
>>31169677It's a skill. My mother and sister are midgets and are highly skilled with breaking eggs with one hand.
>>31168965Now that's Joker madlad
NO GURA YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO PUT IT IN IF YOURE DRY
IT'S SO DRY
>kiara just did a face revealYABAI
>>31169709>>31169710Kiara is Pajeet lol.
>>31169636which holostar is popping off?? damn
WE'RE GOING IN DRY
>>31169710ABAYO CHOCOBALL
ToT
>how do i change my genderkiara, no...
>"Wtf I'm not a nigger"Tenchou you can't say that....
>WORLD DOMINATIONSASUGA CHICKEN FUHRER
>>31169710Get this doxxpost outta here anon
>>31169635No wonder she skipped over that bullshit
I SWEAR TO GOD SHARK, WE'RE BACK IN IMAGE LIMIT, DROP A FUCKING ANSWER AS TO WHETHER OR NOT WE SHOULD BE DIGGING IN OR PREPARING AN EXIT
>>31169704What she means is that her ADHD/Autism brain has convinced her that getting water is too much work
>kiara was a black guy all alongkfp, care to explain?
>mixing in frosting>mixing in more frosting
>>31169720>be american
>>31169709>>31169710KEK
>>31169677anon, just google how to crack an egg with one hand
>>31169707I can’t believe he’s actually Swedish
>IT'S SO DRYYY
ELECTRIC UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>31169436Same anon, i'm EU and the christmas collab is going to smack bang when i'm sitting with family having christmas dinner, gonna be rough
>old water????
Old water...
>>31169705>Doesn't know 90% of Ryona doujins are female artistsAnon.....
>>31169677>needing two hands to break an eggngmi
>>31168782>Some of themNot all of them
>>31169711>he thinks schizos that want to track her down thinking its not creepy dont existnaivechama...
Is opening the presents on the 24th an Austrian thing or a Kiara thing? I've never heard of that before, but I'm an uncultured burger.
>>31169710ES ELLA
GURA GET THE FUCKING WATER>do I have any old water lying aroundWhat the fuck Gura?
>>31169670This is true! I dated a girl in hs who's entire friend circle was OBSESSED with The Sims.
>>31169752Pretty self explanatory desu
Buying different monitors is always hell for colour calibrating them
Gura's old water cracker cookies
This gura stream is a disaster
>>31168725itt we all bond over the fact that these are a universal deceit
>>31169677You hit the egg on an edge and pry it apart using your thumb and fingers on that hand.
>>31169263>wanted Gura to watch it sometimeIt all adds up
I WANT TO WATCH GURA TAKE A MASSIVE DUMP TOMORROW
>>31169720it's the same thing as one hand except you use two hands. use your brain anon
did she just mix the frosting in with the dough?
Need a lube, chef?
>>31169707Nah, it's the BIG JESAS
she's making shitty cookie bread at this point lmfao
>>31169619EL NO SABE
Gura just grabs some old half drank water bottle from the pile under her computer
>>31169720most people pull the egg apart with 2 hands after the initial crack.
There's no way she's this bad at cooking right?
>>31169739Kiara says trans rights
UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>do i have any old water laying around?>oldwhat the fuck
>>31169140Knowing Ame, it's gonna be a double watchalong
>>31169792In the best way possible, yes.
>>31169710He looks like a black Joseph Seed
God damn Gura has her vibrator on ultra setting. How fucking horny is she?
Gura is going to fucking DIE of FOOD POISONING and Anon's here think it's okay?!
I LOVE YOU, YOU STUPID SHARK!
>it says I'm a genius!>what does gregarious mean?I fucking LOVE this bird
OLD WATER????
i love you, gura!
sex
Did she fart?
>IT'S TOO STICKY!
I love my dorky Priestess!!
>Sticky>yabaiShe knows what she’s doing