/jp/ - Otaku Culture

What kind of cooking do trolls do on Christmas?

>>31177153
Cookies. Gingerbread cookies.

>>31177198
Trash panda ate all the dough

>>31177153
Delicious pie.

Youtube keeps showing me ads of people like Martin Scorsese and Ron Howard teaching classes on directing
Is it time? Will a Phantom appear on Christmas and turn me into a movie-director?

>Your fluffy wife wants to hand bake cookies
>Unfortunately she can't kneed the dough with her unwieldy fluffy paws

Who was the drawfag who made this?

>>31178113
But cats knead all the time. Just put gloves on.

>>31178127
But why

Uh oh. Look out, guys. Goats are on the loose tonight.

>>31178443
Goats? In the winter? On the loose? They'll catch a cold! Better go chase them.

>370 posts

>>31179275
Oh no! We're literally getting banned from /jp/ on Christmas Eve! Just because our threads are too slow to keep bumping past bump limit...

How do I make sure my hellhound gets enough sun in these short cold days?

Undead incubus shotas are the perfect chew toy for big sadistic monster girls.

>>31179507
Ask them if they've gotten enough sun tends to work, put back under sun for fifteen minutes if they say no

I see the autist who doesn't understand autosage is back.

>>31179769
He's here every thread. He always lets us know how many posts the last one had, and he does it for free even during the Holidays.

>>31179546

Who are the biggest headpat sluts other than raijus?

>>31179546
>tfw you will never be the incubus shota cumpu- I mean, assistant of a coven of dark mages

>>31180421
Doggos.

https://exhentai.org/g/1806284/f6815fb1b6/
This is the only way I can imagine the kunoichi route to go down.

Bold of you to assume escape is an option

It's that time

>>31180914
Bold of her to assume i was even escaping.

>>31180616
That's a cindy

My weresheep bully is telling everyone I slept with her and that’s all that happened, I slept, but everyone thinks I plowed her like a troll plows her garden. How do I convince everyone it was just a pure sleepover and now cuddle sleep sex?

>>31180891
Kill yourself

>>31181020
Just tell them that you couldnt have slept with her because you were sleeping her older sister's room.

>>31181072
I'm literally just warning you not to go for a kunoichi, don't be a dick and a day before Christmas at that.

Spend your holiday season with small cows.

>>31180434
You get to sleep in a pile of bombshell sorceresses in a huge luxury bed at least. Such a life can be just as comfy as it is exhausting.

>>31180434
It'd be so embarrassing if you accidentally called one of them "mommy" though.

>>31181479
Any dark mages convent has an extensive knowledge of restoration potions and magic to keep their cumpump ready.

>>31181528
>used to call them all "onee-san"
>accidentally call one of them "mommy"
>suddenly all of them insist on being called the same

>>31181528
The other ones might get jealous and have a magical fight with her

>>31181528
I'm pretty sure that's their fetish.

>>31181617
Why do all of their fights "just so happen" to end with their clothes being destroyed?

>>31181624
Reminder that monster onee-sans can make any anon feel like a shota in their presence.

>>31180891
>not posting the z-ton ninja bat

Humans are unsuspecting, now is the hour!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNOzVkvRU1w

>>31181775
I'd spank that monkey.

>>31181685
At least you get to fuck the loser while the winner holds her down/binds her

>>31182047
I'm pretty sure the winner gets fucked first.

>>31182173
Winner gets to punish the loser

I want Shiro or Runya in a naked ribbon for Christmas.

>>31183326
Shiro giving me her used panties for Christmas!

>>31183725
Shiro’s a bloomers girl. Although she’s probably exceptionally smug when she gives them to you, claiming that you’re a hopeless lolicon.

Of course she won’t mention how she specifically masturbated while thinking of you.

>>31173855
>Fit, lean, cardio bunny Yeti running through deep snow like she's gliding on top of it
>Behind her is a freight train of a White Horn, big and cuddly, kicking up massive amounts of snow, bell jingling wildly
>They're both racing to get the same man

>>31183922
>she is basically gifting you a powerful magical item that mages around the world would kill for
>all you did was being a good reading chair for a year
>you are gonna use if to jack off

>>31178127
Cathyanon I think?

>>31179546
All boys belong to vampires

>>31177103
>"No you stupid monsters! I am not going to kiss any of you under a mistletoe!!!"

>>31184694
This may be true.

>>31184926
They will kiss you regardless.

Sex.
Sex with monster girls.
Sex with multiple monster girls.

>>31185745
Well yes but actually no, monogamy only

Tomboy lilims!

>>31186489
Is that the original Battle City design or is that the 5Ds Yusei Fudo design?

>>31177153
Sweets and savory things.
I want a strongfat troll wife though, would be comfy.

>>31184694
I want to be bought by a rich CC vampire. Gonna turn her into a broodmother!

>>31186079
No, anonymous glory hole sex with 15 Manticores.

>>31187218
Poor little human boy

>>31187198
Fancy dresses are for being deformed by large baby bumps

>>31177153
She seems like the kind of girl that would like one of those summer sausage gift boxes

Due to the curse of a wizard who works the night shift, your waifu is now stuck in her equivalent human form while she is awake. Only when she falls asleep does her true monster spirit leave her body and become physical. How do you cope with this?

>>31187313
Slave boy making dhampirs with the vampire mistress!

>>31187601
Would be interesting to be a perma shota. Perfect for embarrassing your daughters probably.

>>31187601
>When one of her courtly rivals mocks her for having to breed with an unincubized husband.
>She just rubs her baby bump and retorts that her rival is imply jealous due to not having a husband at all.

>>31180914
>implying I would even bother to escape

>>31187481
Research how the curse works and set up some workarounds in the meantime.

>I love (you).

I want to find young adult dragon with no hoard and offer her my vast wealth from adventuring and exploiting dumb cancer merchants to become my maid and slowly pay her more and more to do lewd things for me culminating in creampies on mountains of gold

>I love (You).

>>31189005
>>31189096

>>31180914
I wonder who could be be behind this post

>>31188345
Hard to escape with her divine thighs wrapped around your head

>>31190509
Wait a second...

>>31190782
yes

It's that time of year...

>>31190920

>>31190920
Ice girls are back on the prowl.

So androids and robots count as monstergirls, but what about cyborgs?

>>31192347
looked man, I fapped to that one assaultron doujin,
but what you are posting doesn't belong here.

>>31193075
A bowl full of mofu.

>>31192347
I'd say yes.I love robot girls and I really love automaton.
I really love the idea of them trying to understand why they love [You]. And in the end they just accept that love is illogical but their love for [You] is more true than anything else.
I also really love robot girl porn where someone hacks them, but that's more in relation to my mind control fetish.

>>31192782
>I fapped to that one assaultron doujin,
I have no idea what you're talking about, but you got a link?

>>31193256
https://exhentai.org/g/1745517/51c533e1ff/

>>31192782
>but what you are posting doesn't belong here
?

>>31193256
>spoiler
I wouldn't understand either.

>>31178113
Easy, have her stand behind you and manipulate your hands to knead the dough the way she wants to

>>31193653
I'm sure some girls love [You], anon. Even if you're as thick as a harem anime MC.

>>31184694
Imagine a vampire telling a dense anon she's a vampire so he walks up to her and opens her mouth with his fingers to get a better look at her fangs

>>31194076
then a pop a garlic bread in

>>31194076
Mhm, yup, that's....not a vampire.

>>31193491
It's a character from the Taimanin Asagi RPG.

>>31194344
If you yank on the tongue quickly it makes that door stopper noise

>>31194452
Anon I don't wanna die

New squid wife dropped
Incidentally does anybody know how to save videos/gifs off of pixiv?

>>31194818
>1038 years old
Pretty sure even Otohimes would seek advice from her

>>31194898
The last few were pretty young so we have to be nice and give the CCs a chance anon

>>31193996
Who doesn’t love going grocery shopping with the wifey?

Finished drawing this.
Merry Christmas!

>>31195065
218 years old is still young!

>>31195521
Delete this bro you are going to lose social credit score

Thread-friendly version

>>31195506
The colors in particular are awesome. Merry desire anon!

>>31195555
Shit forgot that was the uncensored version.

>>31195598
>directed towards (you)
heh nice

>>31195646
Np, pretty sure this makes all once the squid one is translated. Even if everything is covered it might still be too risqué to post
>>31195684
Look at these like profiles for a dating service

I need some wholesome birds in my life...

>>31194452
>Vampire Ojou-sama not so haughty after needing braces

>>31194452
Sounds like a great way to get thrown into the crypt full of feral vampires.

>>31195870
>tfw no birdbrain Harpy momster to greet me after school
I don’t need to be this sad on Christmas Eve, but here we are.

>>31195870
New chapter translation when?

>>31195930
You'll need to show you didn't mean it after you laugh at her listhp

>>31196106
I’m just laughing because I find it cute I swear!

>>31194442
So?

>>31194818
http://ugoira.dataprocessingclub.org
Here you go friend

>>31195999
That is a fate I graciously accept. I'm going to take advantage of their lack of modern knowledge and turn those ancient feral vamps into gyarus. Once they have daughters we can get an entire gyaru undead coven going
Dhampir vs vampire but instead it's a dispute over her edgy goth style vs her moms gyaru fashion

>>31196517
>Gyaru
>Modern
This should be interesting.

>>31194818
>>31195065
What are these?

big girls = big love

Need me some magma to keep warm this winter

>>31196616
>>31196517
>"What is that poor excuse of an outfit? There's no elegance at all"
>"No one wears that kind of outfit for centuries, mom"

>>31196977
Yes.

NEED
ONI

>>31180914
You can never be too careful.

>>31197072

>>31197113
>Tails unbound
So many mistakes are being made. Those are really stringy though, maybe it'll be okay.

>>31196977
If a girl that's not big falls for you, is it better to tell her so she can work out, or not and let mamono mana make her ripped? At least her initial confusion in the latter case would be cute.

>>31197072
>>31197165
>588kg
>Who needs a pelvis anyway?

What are some of the more mundane monster fantasies you've had?

>>31197401
Wight wife stroking my hair with her bare hands as I get a lap pilow.

>>31197401
touch fluffy tail

>>31197401
Introducing rich/noble monstergirls to an arcade and rhythm games

>>31190920
Whatever she touches turn to snow in her clutch, she's too much

>>31197401
spicy hellhound cooking

>>31195760
There's this one too. I'll work on the new one once the full scan shows up.
>>31196946
KC has done cover art for some issues of comic gaira. They also come with a brief making of page for each girl.

>>31197401
Bathing together

>>31195598
I'd assume there's a collection of these somewhere in the archive? Can I get a hint as to where to look?

>>31197401
Even though her species isn't known for this, I like to imagine my wife likes to sing. Humming when we're working together on something, singing a lullaby after a stressful day, stuff like that.

>>31197401

>>31197401
Getting bullied by an oni asking me if I'd carry her super heavy kanabo for a bit and passing it to me before I can say no.

>>31197647
What species?

>>31197745
Ochimusha

>>31197401
Sleeping together.

>>31197867
That sounds adorable Anon.

>>31197401
>Kiki cooks dinner for her master
>Expects that master eating separate from the help is the proper way to go
>Master humbly asks her to eat with him

>>31197867
Not who initially asked, but that doesn't sound ridiculous. A samurai is a noble warrior and was required to learn various forms of music.

>>31197401
Her eagerly eating my cooking.

>>31198206
Too many

>>31198206
The young paladin never stood a chance.

>>31198206
>new adventurer accidentally stumbles into a monster room

>>31198206
>that thirsty Kakuen

>>31197589
I really want a slime bath with an eel. It'd need to be a big tub, though.

>>31198206
same energy

>>31197401
Doing basic town errands like grocery shopping, grabbing lunch, heading to the butcher shop in a comfy town like Winterstown

>>31198684
Remember, when you're cast in a "movie" in MGC you may just be the star of the 5476 installment of "Poor lil Human Boy"

>>31199023
Cute cheshire in a hat.
>Not Jinko to run with in the winter while cheshire-san does shorter walks

>>31199023
A cc who teases and berates you but you can tell she's absolutely ecstatic to be around you because she's purring louder than an engine

Please don't try to run and accept your fate.

Holy fuck searching for kunoichi pictures is a pain in the ass

>>31199749
>Don't run, you'll only cum tired

>>31199749
I really like their hairstyle.

>>31199749
Why did you post a blank picture, anon?

>>31199749
and a lack of good stories.

>>31199749
Eros Kunoichi are sent to make sure lonely men find happiness.

No one can escape the Eros Church's grasp.

Reminder that young mamono get along well with adult men, you should spend time with friendly lolis.

>>31199322
I'm surprised she can hear anything with all that ear fluff.

>>31197401
Lap pillow with an oni.

It's finally ogre. Short about a guy being sent on a "quest" completed for >>28002792.

https://pastebin.com/4T3sLqv2

Obviously a lot has happened since I last posted. All my stuff is back up, with the exception of a chapter of the main story and an automaton short. Why these were taken down and some of the most heinous smut I've ever written stayed up, who can say. I'm still not sure where the other authors are going, but it seems like AO3 seems to be the most common consensus. I'll work on moving everything over.

Next story is about an ochi and her complicated relationship with her master.

>>31186489
NOPAN BAAAAAIIT
AAAAAAAAA

>>31199974
See, you say that but I don't think she knows how to play shadowrun.

>>31199974
give anubis

>>31200208
I would like to try Rifts. Also some of the haunted vehicles could be monsterized I think.

>>31200160
Pastebin works again?

>>31199797
Behind you

What would the weighing scale say if your waifu/s use it anon?

>>31200160
Great story, thanks!

>>31200208
A pharaoh might be more into war games. When she loses, she would want to larp the part where she becomes your queen after getting conquered, though.

>>31200545
>3kg for one wife
> 10kg for the other

>>31200669
>Hey Anon, did you know there's an Egyptian themed army?

>>31200669
No losing on purpose!

>>31200545
5kg
5kg
6kg
9kg

>>31199749
Just check the imgbox for Kunoichi images

>>31200545
"Goddamn!"

>>31200723
>"I do not serve...."

>>31200545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

>>31200326
For now. Everything was still in there, just privated. And then it unprivated itself. I didn't touch anything. I imagine that pastebin will crackdown again though, so I'll make an AO3 as insurance.

>>31201240
Why does she look displeased?

>>31201476
Needs a milking and you won't pick up her hints.

>>31201476
You're not milking her.

>>31201476
She's been stuck like that for an hour. She's fallen and she can't get up.

Purple Owl Mage is the most powerful of them all in terms of raw magic. Too bad she has crippling asthma.

>>31201628
Cows need to have good core strength.

>>31201791
Hard to do when your tits are so big you can't do a single proper situp or pushup.

>>31201760
She's very soft too.

>>31201760
Mukyuu.

>>31197401
Eating pomegranates with an all-too-old Wight.

>>31201877
>all-too-old Wight.
How old?

>>31201791
Ran, you're scaring the village's kids and the adults with that grin.

>>31201952
Old enough to remember the kiss of Demeter's ire and when the glories of heroes were sung by Orpheus.

Is there a muscle lilim? Asking for a friend to hook him up.

>>31202104
>muscle lilim
>her face when she meets a musclemancer

>>31202103
Would her name happen to be Nyx?

>>31200729
The loli pharaoh didn't lose on purpose, she just had that slave girl micro-bikini made out of jewelry ready under the relatively normal non super-revealing clothes just in case.

>>31201993
Youkai have a reputation to uphold yknow.

>>31201993
That's only going to make her grin harder.

>>31202231
Big Chenk.

>ancient evil was awakened

>>31202158
No?

>>31202269
Ran raised her well.

>>31202352
Ah my mistake.

>>31202342
Make her a breakfast.

>>31200968
I do!

>>31202364
I still prefer her moms.

>>31201993
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/996674?pool_id=4164

>>31202425
I love Yuuka.

>>31202364
Groomed by Yukari and Ran for (You).

>>31202489
would you still love yuuka if you knew she was a boy hungry pedophile

>>31196977

>>31202367
No tears now. Only thick.

Bully ghosts!

>>31202651
God I wish that were me.

>>31202733
Gonna bully her pregnant.

>>31201791
I think I actually felt my testicles shrivel up and recede into my body as a defense mechanism seeing this art

>>31203104
>testicles
Funny you should say that.

>>31202614
Haha yeah wouldn't that be horrible haha

>>31197401
Going to IKEA to furnish our new house together.

>>31203326
Don't buy IKEA.

>>31203104
You would not have to worry when you are an incubus. You are literally made to endure scary yokai.

>>31203148
I'm pretty sure he knows.

>>31202614
>head_between_breasts
best girl for this feel?

>>31203368
It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of Gensokyo's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.

>>31203368
Besides, Ran is safe.
Just don't tease Chen.

>>31200208
They need to work their way up to Food Chain Magnate.

>>31179275
christmas time is for suicide, anon. wait next year for new people to show up.

>>31203530
>Gensokyo's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths
Anon don't say such things about Yukari.

>>31203706
DUSTY OLD BONES

>>31203706
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1821947

>>31200968
I heard licking off the sweat of the warrior queen pharaoh is a well paid job

>>31203860
ah man now I want to hug her...

>>31203368
You have to look out for shrine maidens

Matango-chan made a horror game! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQdBU-rHy70

>>31203964
my only interest with armpits are in conjunction with a rather heterodox fetish I have.

>>31203964
Just claim one as your wife. Easy game.

>>31204066
worst mushroom

>>31203964
Most of the time she doesn't even do anything unless it's absolutely necessary.

>>31202902
Would you also bully a mere fish

>>31204205
She thinks it's necessary to rape you.

>>31204244
What.

>>31204266
It's a hero thing. You wouldn't get it.

>>31203885
Does it come with benefits?

>>31203964

>>31204240
Probably.

>>31204240
my life is dedicated to a mere fish

>>31204360
Your job is pretty important so you will be sleeping close to the Pharaoh. Which means high quality living space and top tier food.

>>31204244
>>31204309
Is this what she calls "purification"?

>>31204367

>>31203885
Warrior queen pharaohs are for this but without the apophis

>>31204981
Well I like them dominant. That's one sexy pharaoh though. Good stuff

>>31204602
Clearly you're a danger to the rest of the human women and could breed much more youkai, so her job is to punish you until you turn human or don't want to have sex at all anymore.

>>31177103
What happens if monstergirls host Bottom Gear?

>>31204653
The strongest nipples.

>>31205116
Ladas, Wights and Vamps in cars from the 30's and 20's. Some 'core in a 60s muscle car but that wasn't bottom gear. Oh and I think there was a pinto somewhere in there, too. One of those fiery lizard girls was driving it.

>>31205051
Hate-sex with the cute Order priestess!

>>31203964
She’s just jealous of the stacked youkai.
You don’t see her seething over the flat oni.

>>31205051
Sounds like something a scarred battle nun would do. Only to end up corrupting and addicting herself to you incubus cum.

>>31204653
Reimu "Not Red and White? Shoot on Sight" Hakurei
Reimu "Murder is a Form of Prayer" Hakurei

>>31205574
Black and White tends to shoot back though.

>>31205574
Wtf I love Reimu now

>>31205554
>The battle nun used to be barren
>Now you are producing a lot of lesser succs with her
She would be the most doting mom

Favorite outfits? For me is the nun one.

>>31205988
This nun looks suspicious.

>>31205782
The most doting and fertile. She wont stop until she can form a nun convent with just her daughters. And seeing as they leave for the only husbands your going keep impregnating.

>>31205988
Great choice.

>>31205988
Armor, miko, egyptian/pharaoh stuff, nun and the stuff MGE demon has(evil sexy armor).

>>31205988
My waifu likes to cosplay as a mahou shoujo

>>31205988

>>31205330
>A group of Order priestesses argue what to do with the foul traitor to humanity (You)
>"He is just a man, he can't help but give into his urges! If he preforms the scared ac t of cunnilingus enough, he shall be cured!'
>"He knows what he's doing by dragging that thing around uncorrupted women, he wants them to give into lust. If he wants women to be his fucktoys, he treat him like one! rape him until he hates everything about sex!"
>"This is a chance to study Incubi for ourselves. There's so many tests I want to do, not that I was thinking much about this...."
>"We can always make money first. There's all sorts of ways to earn money with an incubus like this if you know the right places. It's all good as long as nobody finds out."

>>31206183
read that in carls voice

>>31206092
>still pretty stern towards you most of the time
>extremly doting and sweet towards her many daughterus.

>>31206275
Seems like these ones were already on their way to be corrupted. Devious nuns. I want them.

>>31205988
Bodysuits like the ones from taimanin or some kunoichi.

>>31205988

>>31205988
I'd say nun too, but that's my wife's standard garb. Maybe teacher or gyaru outfit.

>>31206349
>taimanin
That game has some top tier designs and girls.
It's just a shame that a lot of their games have some rather... unfortunate tags.
Like Yukikaze 2 that just got translated. Great stuff, IF you can ignore the whole premise. Although I guess the true end says none of that ever happened.

>>31205988
dresses that show a lot of leg

>>31206571
Agreed. In fact I mentioned it because my kunoichi harem is basically some of those girls turned into MGE kunoichi.

>>31206103
Oh and military uniform

>Try to summon a succubus for "company"
>Accidentally summon a warrior demon instead.

>>31206638
>basically some of those girls turned into MGE kunoichi.
Now that's something I'd love to see.
Also, would anyone really even know if they had a kunoichi harem or just a single kunoichi wife?

>>31206381
I swear if that stupid dog looks at me like that one more time I'm gonna pin her to the wall and punish her without mercy

>>31206791
You would know. That's enough for me.

>>31206711
>be wizard
>doing ritual to summon lilim
>activate the magical circle
>the summoning circle starts shining
>instead of a lilim I end up summoning a baphomet
>at least I still have time to banish her since she can't leave the magical circle
>the baphomet destroys the protection of the circle with a single spell
>tfw now I am at the mercy of an overpowered demon loli instead of an even more overpowered demonic onee-san
>sendhelp.jpg

What if my Bapho is covered head to toe in armor?

>>31206571
Is that the one where the plan is so stupid the good end is for them to realize it's stupid and not do it?

>>31206801
Something tells me that's someone else's job anon.

>>31207116
Kinda.
There are three "routes". The two first is just what girl you wanna go for, after you do both of them you get a third option to not fuck up in the beginning and have one of the main support girls microchipped-brainwashed so she betrays you.
And with her not brainwashed the plan goes on to not be a colossal fuck up and so none of the bad things that happened in the other routes ever happened. The end.

>>31207093
I’ve seen boobplate, but I don’t know of any fantasy armor that could do lolis justice.
Unless they’re going for the bikini armor approach, but that’s not exactly “head to toe.”

>>31205888
They underestimate the love of fluff.

>>31206281
I would be fine with that. I still get to embarrass her infront of our daughters.

Cunny!

>>31205988
Short dresses that show thighs, sexy lingerie, erotic nightgowns, narrow nopan loincloths, micro bikini armor. Anything that accentuates sexy loli bodies.

>>31207290
>Unless they’re going for the bikini armor approach
That one certainly does them justice.

>>31207592

>>31207626
Smug smol pharaoh is for making even more smug. My face is her throne!

>>31207776
Okay but where’s her Sphinx court-musician/playmate?

>>31207756
How can she do what when her only physical activity is sleeping?

>>31205988
Depends on the monster girl for me

How do human men end up on a nice or naughty list?

>>31207290
Ideally they go hard on frills. I do like this shield a lot though.

>>31205988
I like several like pirate/thief outfits, bodysuit kunoichi the outfit the nura has on is good but depends on the girl ultimately like I like the idea of a pirate/theif outfit kakuen but not really on a ryu etc

>>31208324
Man of supreme taste I see.

>>31205988
I like the the shady soothsayer look. Flowing textured garments, veils and all that.
And nuns, of course.

How do I explain to my parents I knocked up my kiki godmother

This is the best time of the year to get SNUG'd by a monster(s).

Why are nuns so loved? What about those concealing garbs and pious women makes my penis big penis.

>>31208555
bitch is too wide for that chimney

>>31203442
One of the cows.

>>31208555
Have to be very cautious of intruders claiming to be Santa.

>>31208839
tommorow is christmas, and you know what that means.

>>31208555
Kunoichi really needs more lewd pics, I can barely find any.
What kind of lewd would be good for a kunoichi ?

>>31207116
I don't think none of the "bad routes" are even canon. Every girl's been like brainwashed or trained to be a semen toilet half a dozen times at this point.

>>31208555
Looks like Kunoichi-san is moving in.

>>31205988

>>31209032
Mindflayers need to stop with this bad end bullshit what does a guy have to do to deserve such a punishment?

>>31209047
If she's able to use eight legs ti walk how come she types only her index fingers?

>>31209321
Typing with index fingers only is common with people new to computers.

I want to knock up a monster girl.
I want to have sex with her while she's pregnant.

>>31209575
I am all in for breeding a monster girl as much as she wants as long as we get some kind of financial support or its kind of those 'breed as much as you can and the MAMONO GOVERMENT will help you'

>>31207776
Domming her would still make her smug because it's a sign of irresistable she is.

I love that Succubi can just read you like an open book. One'd probably straddle my face before I can stammer out a word.

>>31210047
She will put your mouth to better use

Never trust spiders

>>31210139
Truss the spiders.

>>31206711
I find the big, strong ones sexier anyway

>>31210284
Ushis are best spiders.

>>31210796
>not "Eggs and RAPEY" to both subvert and complete the rhyme

>>31210847
It's not rape if I want it.

>>31197576
Arigathanks

>>31210847
I don't respect half-rhymes

>>31210808
Why does this fox have such a menacing aura

>>31210808
My what hotness you have grandma.

>>31210808
She still got a few fertile eggs left in her right?

Should I play along with the rata "blackmailing" me or tell her that everyone already knows my deviancy?

>>31211230
It's polite to lead her on a bit until she starts to feel confident and powerful and then mere female rodent her when she tries to push things too far.

>>31211230
Oh no she speaks in Vodka.

>>31211277
But what if all her requests are reasonable and sweet, and she takes care not to push it too far to ensure you don't consider just going public?

>>31211230
Lure her in. When she gets too deep in your place, trap her and subdue her.

>>31211325
Probably rail her after a week or two I guess

>>31202158
One does not simply romance the Night herself. Her MILF levels are an insurmountable mountain unto themselves.

>>31211311
Russian MGs are still good girls.

>>31211682
Cunny squad!

>>31211638
they made nix so fucking hot.

>>31211764
Which is actually pretty consistent with Greek mythology, given that she was not only stupidly powerful in comparison to the Olympian Gods, but she was an imposing figure of immense feminine beauty.

TL;DR: The Greeks filled her with such horny energy that Zeus would get his nuts stomped on by her and like it.

>>31211638
You wouldn't a goddess

>>31211894
I wouldn't that one but I'm not against it on principle.

>>31211894
Like hell I wouldn't.