/jp/ - Otaku Culture

はあちゃま好き好き

pekoーら好きだ

I miss them...

きｔらあああ

I love Towa.

*Ahem*
Official list of straight Holos:


Thank you for your attention.

んなあああああ

I have been happy every day since I met Mikochi!

watch the mel asmr

>>31397454
Kiara pisses off the PekoMoona indogs
that's why I love her

>>31398818
Why?

Do your part

>>31398797
I wish Marine would look me like that

>>31398818
I submit...

im firmly in the camp of "mikos old model is better" but i really do love her angry / determined face on the new one. they did a really good job with her 'upgrade'

>>31398827
yandere mel with scissors

Do NOT open, the dork levels are off the charts.
https://streamable.com/60ogu3

お嬢!!

This kitty cat girls voice doesn't really match her design does it?

>>31398829
Why should I give a fuck, fuck cover

So the latest narrative is that Rushia is throwing a temper tantrum because she lost in Pokemon to Polka?

ummm thoughts?

How was Coco anniversay? Did she had fun? How much chink spam?

>>31398829
based

Don't watch Towa

>>31398829
Can't write jap, post what you wrote here I'm also going to report it.

>>31398843
Okay I won't.

>>31398848
Do it fot your oshi

>>31398759
Never said it wasn't real. I just said it must feel great. I wish I could be paid to do that.

>>31398813
Yurishits need to be skinned alive and being poured lemon juices all over them afterwards

>>31398852
>first she breaks marines heart
>now shes going to break rushias
someone stop this mesugaki

>>31398853
She had fun. Chat was members only.

>>31398843
I love these dorks

Is Polka the worst hololive hire that YAGOO has done?
It's likely he just signed her so that she didn't go to niji, but I'm sure he expected more from her, a lot more.
The first month or so she showed her potential, and then once membership opened up she made a big effort.
Now that she's been acclimated to hololive, she has reclined harder than anyone else. She doesn't do anything but stream minecraft, ark, rice or some other boring game while talking nonsense that nobody cares about.
It's no wonder he views went to the gutter, everything that was hyped up about her, and she turned out to be a lemon.

Did Flare ever found out about Aqua's guardian farm?
Hell, was that shit working? I don't remember seeing her finishing it.

>>31398848
Go to sleep, the factory needs you early tomorrow morning.

>>31398804
PekoMari is so fucking good. Marine's self-deprecating humor works wonders with Pekora and then hearing all the ways they respect each other is so nice to hear because you can tell it is so much there.

>>31398843
Professional Pirouette Tenshi

I love korosan! I hope we have another great year with her.

Nye

How does it feel knowing you will never be able to shower with Coco?

>>31398878
Coco and Aki took a shower together, how do you feel about that one anon?

>>31398894
She did, she visited in one of the recent streams. Said it was very nice, but she enjoyed going out to gather materials so she was also a bit sad.

>>31398851
Rushia literally is an unstable mess that cries at anything.

Why else do you think her is still single and a v-tuber instead of popping out babies for Abe and doing laundry?

>>31398818
>watch the mel asmr
What's the appeal of ASMR? It unironically creeps me out and I just feel uncomfortable.

>>31398893
She doesn't found her niche unlike the others

>>31398852
Nice fanfiction
4/10

Idol Love!

>>31398916
Fuck that. I want to shower with Aki. Imagine her bellydancing on your dick

>>31398822
>PekoMoona indogs
Ah yes, kiarafags number one boogeyman.

>>31398859
Excuse me, could you please not shitpost using my oshi?
https://files.catbox.moe/2oeewv.mp4

>>31398926
Why are you gay?

>>31398926
You are just unlucky then
ASMR feels like an orgasm through your spine

Why does Marine encouraging people to make PekoMiko books after hearing how Miko calls her Peko-chan after they woke up while calling her Usada more often in professional settings get me all bothered.

I'm so sad bros, I hate Miko new model, It's so fucking soulless

What's with the incline of ESL posts all of a sudden

RushiaMarine is a real ship still...

>>31398886
Cool, I just want Coco to be happy, simple as.

>>31398806
https://files.catbox.moe/ilo8zo.mp3

>he watches ASMR that's not from his Oshi
you guys dont actually do this, do you?
that's like cheating...

Fug Mel is slowly becomming my favorite vchuba.

>Wake up
>Listen to Shion scream from playing Mario Kart

I feel blessed.

>>31398893
Can't form a conclusion.
Post tangible numbers.

>>31398948
Euro hours.

>>31398937
Don't talk about my wife in such a crude manner

>>31398893
still not as bad as robo-whatever irrelevant name is that

>Coco tweeted she's taking a shower with Aki
>Aki tweeted she's taking a shower with Coco
Kanata is all alone again and probably won't shower at all

where are the MK tournament odds

>>31398968
She is fine with cheating

Does Mel enjoy doing ASMR?

>>31398916
oshigotohayaidesune
Also, wtf are those hips?

ahh the pepeloni, pepeloni. you know the pepeloni? the nooo one. i always, i always order the, the domino. domino pepeloni and without pepeloni. i always order the pepeloni and without pepeloni. pepeloni! i like pepeloni, yeah. i always, i always order the, the cheese- cheese pan. ahh how can i explain? i can explain by my drawing! i always order like the cheese pan that it has cheese on here, this part, the ear. ear of pizza. and then, i order- wh- when i order pepeloni, the ear- it always have a pepeloni on h- on a top, but i pick up these... away! cause i don't eat it. and then i eat the cheese pan pizza. okay? you understand? understandable! pepeloni! yes.

>>31398916
Isn't Aki married? What did her husband said?

>>31398862
このゲームはカバーの二次的創作ライセンス規約に従わない。更に色んなイラストレーターの絵を無許可利用している。

Lamy engrish love

>>31398852
That's an ending. The main part is Marine's zatsudan from yesterday. The epilogue is that they are going on a date.

>>31398839
New Miko has a huge dissonance between her cute model and baby voice + dorky mannerism. It just doesn't feel right without the inherit goofiness the old model had.

cute lamy english!

>>31398946
Because Marine is degenerate gay and she would love to read a doujin based on a real story of her friends.

>>31398968
What can i say, I'm a whore.
>>31398926
I'm really weak to it, That is all.

>>31398968
I'm waiting for her ASMR that will happen soon.

Good try Lamy

What's Nene's membership content like?

>>31398840
Mel, please no! I'm already circumcised, there's nothing left for you to cut off!

>>31398818

>>31398966
I forgot what stream that was from

>>31398926
Unusal and intimate experience, especially if it involves your oshi. Requires non-shit headphones though.

>>31398926
it really depends, some asmr is really good if you have trouble falling asleep I really like patra's stuff for this other stuff is more GFE. it feels great to close your eyes and feel your oshi taking care of you.

>>31398968
She cheats on me all the time, why wouldn't it be ok for me to do the same?

>>31398952
RushiaMarine is almost as forced as TakaMori

>>31398968
Not only do I, but I keep a tab open to post emotes in her chat

It's like I'm fucking another woman while she's busy making dinner in the kitchen

>>31398968
I actually never properly listened to ASMR before my oshi did it. So I'm clean.

>>31398231

>>31398946
Because Marine is the captain of SS PekoMiko so any chance to spin her already doujin infested mind is pretty fucking funny.
>The reaction she had when she heard that Miko called her Pekora-chan
That was genuine as fuck, she immediately thought up a scenario on the spot I can guarantee it.

>>31398992
I think so, she could drop her ASMR career and focus on Hololive only if she really wanted. Although she probably makes much more from the ASMR.

>>31398926
Beware that listening to this shit too much can actually give you schizo powers

Cover has to capitalize on the moneymaking prospects of a 3D marriage soon, right?

I want to sniff Miko's farts

Noel fucking hates Marine.

This is eroi...

>>31398813
Holy based

>>31398968
It's like junk food to me. I can't help it if my two favorites only have like one or two ASMR streams.

>>31398797
Festival Love

>>31398893
i love Polka b-but you're right
I KNEEL

>>31399021
Zatsudan, singing practice, couple of ASMRs you can imagine what those were like

>>31399038
My feed keeps giving me Patra. What's her ASMR like?

>>31399056
there was NO NEED to make this little brat this smug and sexual

>>31399080
>two favorites
…anonchama

>>31398985
>Implying she wasn't watching

Yukimin should stop taking their meds

>>31398968
Towa...where is that ASMR you promised us..

>>31399082
I was a 3 month Polka member so I speak from the heart
never have I felt more baited by a chuuba

>>31399099
She was on the top of DLsite for a long ass time just selling SFW ASMR

>>31399012
its just not the same

>>31399056
感謝

Come join Rushia's membership
We got hair dryer ASMR

Please stop making fun of my wife RBC.

>>31399057
Given that she can watch the archives of what Miko and Peko talked about that sleepover, she probably only needs to fill the gaps with whatever degeneracy she thought of

>>31399042
Rushia was talking about how Marine was calling her cute and hugging her.

I want someone to steal Korone away from Okayu and NTR the low energy fat cat.

>>31398818
already am, ASMR goes well with mindlessly playing minecraft and roguelikes

>>31398938
Not a boogeyman when KFP doxxed one of them, seanig through and through

>>31398946
Marine is a pervert. It's her gimmick and a fun one. Dirty stuff is her thing.

>>31399094
hey her ASMR was pretty good actually
very short but relaxing

>>31399113
She made one already. She'll do another one now that her room is sound proofed.

>>31398997
I said it was ok.

>>31399135
I want to make Mr Koro smile

MEL SNEEZE AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

I don't know why the kusogaki has the worst sleep schedule ever but I'm grateful for these late streams.

Meru sneezes

>>31399099
it's really good actually, she's got good technique but it does get a little samey. she also does asmr streams really often. just listen to her most recent one if you're interested, she's really good with flare if you want to get to ok know her first too.

MERU SAMA??!!!

メルくしゃみ助かる

>>31399102
I'm not gachikoi, I simply have two holos I like to watch the most and whose membership/goods I purchase.

baby track is hell

Bless you, Mel!

>>31399137
Go back to where you belong rougelike anon!

>>31398897
They make a really good manzai duo, miko is more teasing-smartish humor but its like i'm watching a comedy skit when these two interact

The absolute state of /u/ haters
One loss after another
Marine finds dicks disgusting

>>31398893
I agree with you so much. She really doesn't add anything to Hololive.

>>31398968
I stopped listening to my Oshi's ASMR because it was giving me nightmares. I don't like it when she covers one of my ears and I can't hear anything, because then I wake up at 3AM and I think I'm deaf in one ear.

>>31399056
Banned tummy

>>31399147
ASMR has more effect if you like the girl or guy that's doing it.

>>31399145
>doxxed one of them
Did a good job on proving how retarded KFP is.

>>31399154
that was just a practise
can't even call that an ASMR really
she just talked about APEX

>>31398968
ASMR is boring, It's just not for me.

31398784
>antis goes nuts, KFP gets summoned
How do they get "summoned"? Do you sit in a discord and alert everyone to shit up the thread? I'm getting the feeling that you are the "antis" you complain about.

>>31399188
who? i'm just a friendly issac/spelunkyfag i forget if they're "roguelike" or "roguelite"

So confirmed girls that hate Coco:
Risu
Fubuki
Aqua

Right?

Is MK8 on switch actually locked for 2 item slots? That's fucking retarded, they actually managed to make the game significantly worse for no reason.

Merufriends, am I supposed to have a huge boner right now?

>>31399062
If that kind of stream was allowed at all, even as a joke with skits and such (like other holos taking turn to give comedic speeches, having different roles on the stream and so on) but with actual effort put in it like props, decorations, accessories and dresses, it would break every record.

>>31398829
Isn’t fangame allowed?

>>31398878
You seem lost, nijishitter

>>31399209
Who was giving you nightmares?

Mel just kapukapu'd me. Abayo nerds!

>>31398843
These are all females in their 30s by the way.

>Mel going "kapu~" on your dick

>>31399217
>she just talked about APEX
Well, yeah, it's Towa

>>31399221
Meant for >>31398784
Sorry I'm new.

>>31399209
That's why set my audio player to turn off after 30 minutes.

>>31399245
Kanatan is younger than 30 I believed?

>>31399038
I 100% agree. since I started listening to her ASMR I've been sleeping much better.

>>31399229
Yes, The biggest.

>>31399104
She'd take the opportunity to tweet about that at least. This Tenshi and her radio silence, give us the fucking details.

>>31399213
But why? seanigs should be range banned from here. Someone needs to put these dogs down

>>31399064
I want to sniff Miko

>>31399234
You think using Hololive assets for a kickstarter is going to fly? If the game was free then it would surely be fine.

>>31399222
those are roguelites, a proper roguelike is closer to dwarf fortress adventure mode

>>31398832
>I wish Marine would look me like that
I wish Marine would look *at* me like that
>>31398853
>Did she had fun?
Did she *have* fun?
>>31398878
>Yurishits need to be skinned alive and being poured lemon juices all over them afterwards
Yurishits need to be skinned alive and *have lemon juice poured* all over them afterwards
>>31398894
>Did Flare ever found out about Aqua's guardian farm?
Did Flare ever *find* out about Aqua's guardian farm?
>>31398927
>She doesn't found her niche unlike the others
She *hasn't* found her niche*,* unlike the others
>>31398947
>I hate Miko new model
I hate Miko*'s* new model
>>31398997
>What did her husband said?
What did her husband *say*?

Is this the type of stuff I get with Mel's membership?

>>31399245
>>31398843
if goslingposting was still accepted here I'd be posting one right now

>>31399056
ありがとう

>>31399157
i want to protect said smile.

>>31399228
Where did you pull this from?

>>31398843
>https://streamable.com/60ogu3
Kanata's annoyed(?) face is just way too cute

>>31399233
I don't see why it wouldn't work similiarly to Okayu's trial.
Though it might cause some unhealthy fan reactions in both ways.

>>31399254
So do you sit on a discord, ENfaggot?

>>31399234
>Cover assets
>Other artists art
>Kickstarter
Think again if it's allowed

>>31399135
Okayu is the cheating one, everyone wants her instead. Korone isn't that outgoing in comparison.

>>31399259
lol no

>>31399129
>>31398980
>>31398928
>>31398878
Hello? Is this the incel hours of /hlg/? I guess I have to come back later

>>31399276
Based seanigger killer

>>31399284
Yeah but to get the ASMR you need the slightly more expensive お肉はむはむ tier

The day of retribution can't come soon enough

>>31398968
But my oshi refuses to make one....

>>31399276
¿thanks moona?

>>31399276
autism

Holobronies pls leave /jp/

>>31399284
Yes, the cheaper one usually gets a movie watchalong, the more expensive one includes the ASMR, 1-2 per month.

>>31399276
You're*

>>31399288
Fubuki and Risu streaming over Coco show and the pride of CCP...

>>31399236
This artist is sure dedicated to this pairing. I hope they have a nice collab soon for his sake.

>ywn get to watch Coco and Aki grind their naked, soapy hips together in the shower

>>31399283
>giving a fuck about what others think of kino goslingposting
Anon, it's been 5 years since sleepposting died and I still do it.

>>31399317
That's not what incel means you retard mong

>>31399320
haha who is this? gen 6?

>>31399274
understandable, thanks for the correction now i know i'm forever filtered from roguelikes

Me liked hololive. Does you liked it to?

>>31399270
Yeah, seanigs, idfags, and enfags should be range banned indeed.

>>31399145
>one person got caught hating Kiara
>he's a seanigger
>everyone that hates her are now seanigger
s-sugoi

>>31399276
Are there really this many Japanese ESLs posting here?

Patra was ruined for me when I found out she's a single mother.

Everyday till you like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bnaBnd4kyU

>>31398985
Huh serves her right. Now crawl back to Suisei. Good thing Suisei is nice enough to not stream yesterday and eat rice with her.

>>31399325
Nothing preventing you from editing together a haphazard ASMR track out of the doukyozu sleep over and Hoshi no Kanata day streams.

>nene is getting a new outfit before pekora

>>31399276
Anon,, you's a autis.t

>>31399365
Were you not here for any of the Haachama English test streams?

>>31399330
take it up with the meidos or deal with it faggot

>>31398926
There isn't much variation in holo ASMRs. For the most part they're repeating the same sets of very basic ASMR triggers: ear scratching, cupping, whispering etc.
If you want actually good ASMR then check out Hatomugi or Coromo Sara and find a trigger that actually causes a tingling sensation for you.

how come haachama only uses the goth outfit now

>>31399372
i love this onion

>>31399102
What's wrong with liking multiple holos? Even if one of them is your oshi it doesn't mean that other can't be enjoyed. A lot of holos offer completely different kinds of entertainment.

>>31398938
selamat pagi

>>31399190
I wonder when will Marine tell Mizuryu to fuck off. He's such a weirdo.

I hope Nene's new outfit is chuuni as fuck

>>31399237
Noel. And to be fair, for the most part I think her ASMR is really relaxing. I just have this fear of going deaf and her covering the KU100 ears doesn't exactly help with that. I start getting a little panicky.

>>31399314
Why do both Okayu and Pekora have strong harem protagonist energies

>>31399319
>>31399335
Good to know. Thanks Kapumin

>>31399389
I quite like Miyadi too. She has a very pleasant voice and isn't averse to doing oneshota situations

>>31399382
Isn't Pekora a brand now? Changing her design would break some contracts I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmiWpWSDYcA

>>31399372
I don't even like aqua but I become chinese whenever I hear this, I think it's the best holo original

test

>>31399389
Roboco fart ASMR

I quite like that Tokoyami Towa person

Guys, I have to let this out.
I used to think that idolshit was awful and that it embodied the worst traits of otaku culture, the only things I appreciated about idols were the hot girls in idolmaster.
But after finding Pekora I began to turn around on them. And after today's performance I finally had a revelation. I once was lost, but now I'm found. Was blind, but now I see. I finally realised what product it is that idols sell.
It's not the songs, the dances, or the looks of the idols themselves.
What idols sell is dreams, isn't it?

>>31399276
Based, fuck ESLs. American website

>>31399363
Yes.

>>31399438
Wrong thread

>>31399421
You posted this 19 hours too early

>>31399421
Y
A
B

>>31398893
No other Holo has ever done an uninterrupted singing stream for hours on end, effortlessly chaining one song to another. Morning singing streams, monthly concert streams, no one but Polka is able and willing to do all that. Polka is literally the fat lady sing and I love her for it. Also please slit your own throat with a rusty knife.

>Coco bullied Towa
www

>>31399394
slut

Any holos own a dog? I know most of them own cats

>>31399421
I hope that I don't fall in love with a masochist woman like this. I would not be able to abuse them like they desire

>>31399389
Some of Haachama's older ASMR was quite experimental, like frizzing candy, sparkling water, dried leaves etc.

>>31399421
19h to yab

>>31398859
I WILL watch Kanata and Towa and especially KanaTowa and nothing will stop me.

Except 90% of Towa's content, that will stop me. But that's just how it be.

>>31399452
My bad i thought it was 19 min left...

>>31399228
>Fubuki
Annnd to the trash this narrative goes

>>31399276
Holy mother of based

>mel saying something abuy KNY
oh no are we about to get ASMR gurenge?

>>31399382
Pekora won't be getting any new outfit until Miko get hers so they'll have a matching ones.

>>31399441
PekoWojak aside. Where did this come from. Reddit? Discord? Is it some kind of pasta?

>>31399457
Go back to global faggot.

>>31399421
Marine’s sister...

>>31399460
Well, do you count EN as Holo? Ame does

>>31399487
Pasta came from this very thread

>>31399460
watson

LESBIAN KICK
oraaaa

>t-this song
Mel, my dick, please...

>>31399487
>Is it some kind of pasta?
Yes, so stop replying to it.

>>31399420
>Isn't Pekora a brand now
pardun?

>>31399450
Hmm, isn't Tokoyami Towa a part of the 4th generation of the Hololive virtual talents? Or am I wrong?

>>31399299
Marriage in general is kinda going overboard, and same-sex marriage in Japan... Even if it's a joke antis will try to spin it as something offensive, especially because Kanata and Coco are actually living like a family. It might hurt them in the long run. Right now they're in the perfect spot of not pandering hard enough but actually really sweet if you watch them and feel genuine with their "20 years into marriage" relationship.

>>31399365
Japanese ESLs that don't even know Japanese

>>31399382
>nene is getting a new outfit before 4th gen

Do you really need two ears to enjoy ASMR?
I'm deaf on my left ear...

>>31399363
Um yes?
>one Ayame fan is a cuck
>all Ayame fans are cucks

>>31397894
I remember some anons saying that they have a Discord (with sharkmeido in it apparently?) where they organize raids on /hlg/, they apparently raided /qa/ as well and are responsible for the current state of /jp/.

>>31399454

>>31399463
that's for the best, anyone like that is seriously mental and has some baggage

>>31399410

Was it one of her newer ones? Because the same thing happened to me as well. Maybe Noel's ASMR streams are just cursed.

>>31399421
>リョナの鐘2020
I expected no less from Akira

>>31399460
twappi...

>>31399460
Subaru I think? I think it was a family pet, and she moved out so I don't think the dog's with her.

Most of them live in Tokyo so having a dog is a lot more work than owning a cat.

And if we go off topic, the blonde EN has one.

>>31399516
If it's binaural yeah. You will just have to put it all on the left speaker and make do with that

>>31399516
Kanata?!?

>>31399276
T-thanks...I will study english harder now

>>31399377
Someone in YouTube made a one hour compilation of Suisei cursing, not sure if its counted though. Bit still, good idea, I'll use that RFA stream

Hollow Life

>>31399350
>EoP calling translated content "fanfic"
>hates yuri despite how fundamental it is to hololive
>unironically referring to holos as their "wives" or "gfs"
You think it's a coincidence it's all happening at once? Nope, it's the incels, kimootakus, or whatever you wanna call them. They just emit an atmosphere of hopelessness wherever they go!

Meh this ASMR really doesn't do much for me. Is it better with headphones ?

>>31399487
/qa/ raid

>>31398893
>Now that she's been acclimated to hololive, she has reclined harder than anyone else.
I feel like it's the opposite
Her gen 5 genmates reclined because their initial novelty run out, meanwhile Polka streams basically anything, goes from songs to sponsored content to reading stream to all kinds of stuff so it keep things fresh

>>31399487
It's from here and it's literally just this one /v/tard trying to force it into a pasta.

>>31399412
Pekora doesn't have a lady-killer vibe at all. Compared to the actual harem protags of Hololive she's more of a prey.

>>31399517
Does that mean every Yukimin is into vore, and every sheep poster is retarded?

>>31399559
>listening to ASMR without headphones
wtf

>>31399460
A dog requires a lot more effort and care than a cat. These girls can hardly take care of themselves, let alone a dog no matter how small.

Noel is so lucky to have a daughter as cute as Shion

buy the hoodie, anon-san

Miko

>>31399515
Will gen 4 announce new year outfits on 2 Janurary and reveal them on the same day as well like gen 3 did last year?

>>31399459
There's nothing wrong with being a slut.

>>31399517
So that means all Kiara fans are stalkers. Got it!

>>31399559

Mel ASMR singing is really cute

>>31399559
Use your car's speakers if you don't have headphones.

>>31399511
Oh, personally I wouldn't want to see it; I agree with you on the damage potential and the pandering.
I was just thinking that it wouldn't be entirely implausible to happen.

>Rushia gets #1 on playboards
>tatsunokos get Coco to #1 again
>Coco gets #1 on playboards
>fandeads get Rushia to #1 again
>Rushia gets # on playboards
>tatsunokos get Coco to #1 again
Will this fight ever end?

Mel is being too cute. She can't keep getting away with it!

Mel is so cute I want to punch her

>>31399559
Nigger are you serious?

>>31399543
I'm just wondering if its different experience for other people
>>31399546
I wish

Why does this bitch make me want to rape her

Asmr singing sounds good

>>31399398
Now I can shit on Kiara without being labelled as indog, literally KFP's zhang.

>>31399559
that's literally the entire point of ASMR, i'm 99% sure this is bait but still
turn on bass boost and enjoy having your ears fucked in a good way

>>31399516
I mean if all you've known is mono sound then you're not gonna notice a difference, just be sure your sound settings are set to mono audio

>>31399612
No

>>31399600
Why do you hate being called an indog?

>>31399621
>pantsu
They can't keep getting away with it

BOY MEL

>>31399599
You better not be implying what I think you're implying with that reaction image

>>31399276
Based

>>31399460
Towa...
Coco
Subaru wants to.

>>31399621
Charms of professional bully.

>>31399598
I really hope so.

Tsunowaki!

>all these posts about mel
oh god, meido gonna have a breakdown next time melposter is unbanned, don't ritualpost melposter!

PEACE OUT BITHCES MEL JUST KISSED ME

>>31399398
Holy shit 35p are SEAniggers?

>>31399382
Nene needs an urgent de-chinkfication

>>31399636
If that makes you happy, then I guess I'm an indog now. It's at least better than being a stalker.

I will save Polka from depression

>>31399460
Haato's family

>>31399621
DO IT NANORA

>>31399654
>coco
When has she ever talked about owning a dog?

Melfags, I kneel.

Can't I gonna member this banpire?

The singing isnt a good trigger for me, but it's still so cute

>>31399516
Yeah, the whole 3D-audio effect adds to the charm, but it isn't the focus of all ASMR; some are more about HQ audio very close to your ear.
It's still an interesting experience, try some freebies first.

How many hours per day do you spend on hololive related activities on average (including lurking/posting here)?

>>31399498
Step on me Tenshi onegai

>>31399438
She sure is cute.

>>31399684
She literally posted a picture with it to Twitter anon

>>31399498
>oraaaa

>>31399684
She doesn't
>>31399698
Not hers

>>31399572
>every sheep poster is retarded?
:thinking_emoji: hmmmm

>>31399676
Haha...

NUMBERS!

12/1-12/27 24:00

\15,259,895 るしあ
\12,853,761 ぺこら
\ 9,902,296 ココ
\ 8,940,491 あくあ
\ 7,261,048 かなた
\ 6,542,284 マリン
\ 6,290,581 ラミィ
\ 6,116,149 フレア
\ 5,396,059 わため
\ 4,711,369 みこ
\ 4,498,898 ミオ
\ 4,254,328 あやめ
\ 3,999,178 シオン
\ 3,914,441 スバル
\ 3,847,129 ころね
\ 3,484,473 ノエル
\ 3,410,330 まつり
\ 3,206,618 はあと
\ 2,985,481 すいせい
\ 2,821,620 トワ
\ 2,650,534 ぼたん
\ 2,637,119 アキ
\ 2,633,494 おかゆ
\ 2,630,718 ねね
\ 1,913,854 ルーナ
\ 1,836,879 フブキ
\ 1,617,202 ポルカ
\ 1,051,160 ロボ子
\ 989,715 ちょこ
\ 828,729 そら
\ 449,975 メル
\138,935,808(+6,695,422)

>>31399685
>Can't I gonna member
are you retarded?

>KFP defenceforce
>pekorajak comes out
>boogeymanning
sugoi-ne.

ここから英語で 。

>>31399681
i'm going with A

>>31399690
anywhere between 14-20, depends on how long i'm awake/sleep for

>>31399534
I mean, it's a lot of them desu. Both her and her roommate. But I've also noticed that she seems to do that near the end of her ASMR streams, so you can avoid them if you skip the last hour or so.

>>31399460
Amelia have.
Subaru had but not anymore.
Okayu?

>>31399681
B

>>31399681
I think this was an underrated meme format and it's a shame it never took off

>>31399654
Towanwan...

>>31399660
there isn't even any moderation left in this place anymore besides deleting porn so idk what the problem would be

>>31399698
That was Towa’s dog anonchama

>>31398817
Based
>>31398818
Already watching

2021 wishlist for me.

Suisei original song.
Suisei album.
Korone finishing Gyoung.
Aqua and Pekora collab.
Hololive collab in Granblue or Priconne (pref GBF)
More off collabs like the Hot springs one.

>>31399721
Serious answers only please.

>>31399716
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIINNGGGGG

>>31399716
reminder that coco's number does not include her free chat

>>31399690
20

Imagine what else will Pekora say yes to while delirious from having just woken up

>>31399706
>>31399736
Sorry I misread and tired. I am stupid

>>31399683
I don't pay attention to Niji shit, what relation does she have with Luna

Meru...

>>31399690
Every godamn waking hour, I feel like i'm going crazy at this point.

>>31399716
Mel...

>>31399716
UUUOOHHH NUMBERS
I'M CUMMMINGGGGG

>>31399732
too much work and idk if he ever posted the template

>>31399739
it is a serious answer

>>31399600
>stalkers
You mean chads.

>>31399729
Okayu would be a few kg lighter if she had a dog to walk. Okayu has a cat.

Is Mel the only Holo that has a more active roommate?

>>31399398
>literal who
why is global like this?

>KFP's blaming indogs as usual
Good-good.

>>31399702
HIGHER

>>31399062

Kanata wants Towa. Take your head canon elsewhere.

>>31399749
Who cares about free chat? it also does not count member streams

>>31399758
She bullied Luna out of Nijisanji.

>>31399719
Another fun filled day in /ホロライブ/

>>31399600
Why are all yukimin such schizo sluts?

>I'm small so my sweater covers my entire body
Literally the ideal fucking girlfriend.

>>31399697
The best singer in Hololive
The cutest member in Hololive
The funniest member in Hololive
The nicest member in Hololive
She's 10/10

AKUA??!

>>31399690
Maybe 30 minutes to an hour at most, most of which is spent funposting here.

>>31399781
it's ok when coco does it

>>31399749
And one of them include their member streams.

>>31399769
Cant say you love the person if you dont stalk them for atleast a year and a half

>>31399796
>he wasn't there for the daily superchat rainbows while coco was on her forced break

What does Okayu have that I dont?

>>31399716
>\ 2,821,620 トワ...

>>31399060
>4/10
I have had a crippling ASMR addiction for many years and recently I've developed a compulsion to become some like psychonautic field researcher on the yukimin cult.

Today I will remind them

>>31399781
https://files.catbox.moe/dil1nc.mp4

Is Miko not an endurance streamer anymore? Her content output this month has been pretty low.

>>31399783
we need Shionyo to put all Holos on her stretching routine

>>31399815
Do you not watch streams?

Mel has more likes than viewers, I blame KFP for this.

>>31399738
Suisei has enough song to make an album, hopefully she'll release it soon.
I wish Hololive has something like pic related.

>>31399788

>>31399716
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>31399807
who

>>31399833
fat vagina

>>31399382
Nene is getting a redesign. She said today that she only has a month left with the current outfit, afterwards it will be retired.

I want to cuddle with polka

>>31399690
Around 18-20

>>31399779
Marine is really cute. And outside Hololive, Hoshikawa is too.

>>31399060
Fucking how?

what the fuck is Asstel doing homobros???