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Whoops!

>> No.31407670

>>31407461
If these people just didn't fuck around in her garden none of this shit would ever happen, I never have any sympathy for the offender in these Yuuka images

>> No.31407766

>>31407461
I love seeing Alice crying.

>> No.31413213

Why is Yuuka so rude

>> No.31413532

>>31407461
Fucking this >>31407670 ALICE, GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY WIFES GARDEN, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! STUPID AUTIST PIECE OF SHIT

>> No.31413915
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>>31413532
>>31407670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bmSfBcc-14&ab_channel=Runixzan

>> No.31414816
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>>31413915
More like this
https://youtu.be/GJzDGi7Sc8Y

>> No.31418374
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>>31414816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0uk5EANkWw&ab_channel=TheDarkMagesT.D.M..

>> No.31440887

>>31407670
Imagine going to see Yuuka and she straight up bullies you.
That's Alice, although the two of them knew one another since Alice was a little girl.

>> No.31441773

>>31440887
They didn’t have a great relationship back then either

>> No.31447727

>>31418374
fucking amazing song

>> No.31448474

>>31447727
The whole soundtrack has a ton of classical influence, it’s amazing
https://youtu.be/eWUJu34Hngc
https://youtu.be/w9b9zGKMbOs
https://youtu.be/qBu_uj83hIk
https://youtu.be/9jpUZAN4XIc
https://youtu.be/B6PYSWQqaaw
https://youtu.be/-ygNzz404FI

>> No.31449567

>>31448474
https://youtu.be/jPwmvfKmP7s

>> No.31458200

>>31441773
What a bully.

>> No.31466843

>>31448474
I'll give it a listen.

>> No.31482413

>>31413213
Cause she's Yuuka.
She'll fight you, forget she's fighting you and take a nap.

>> No.31488210

>>31482413
Kazami can mean weathervane after all

>> No.31488468

>>31448474
Anon, you forgot one of the best ones.
https://youtu.be/fYKS0tCJxFQ

>> No.31489239

>>31488210
My wife weathervane odour

>> No.31496900

>>31489239
>weathervane odour
What?

>> No.31500865

>>31496900
>weathervane odour
https://www.nature.com/articles/ncomms1750

>> No.31506653

>>31407461
Even the rabbit feels bad.

>> No.31508508

>>31413213
Incel rage

>> No.31508961

>>31407461
Ykka did Alice a favour, a grown woman playing with dolls is just embarassing.

>> No.31510099

>>31407461
>Whoops!
Holy shit, I really see her saying that while she breaking her toys, lmao

>> No.31510397

I love Yuuka

>> No.31510794

>>31510397
This but to the point of debilitating obsession and addiction

>> No.31511446

>>31510794
Yeah I'm slowly getting there

>> No.31511728
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>>31510794

>> No.31512697

>Eh? You still play with dolls? And you're HOW old?! Jeez! Ahahahah! Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just give them to me for a sec, aaaaaaand... HERE! RIP! AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! Jeez, Alice! They're just soulless automatons without sentience, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! Get a look at this, then! See how the soft filling spills from their guts when I squeeze them! Fuwa fuwa! I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Ms. Pathetic Wets Her Bed Alice?! Go right ahead! Hug the viscera of your former friends and hold their bodies close to you! It's too late now! Heck, you're gonna cry too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: I'm in a super sadistic mood right now! Can't imagine whyyyy...~! I bet you wanna see me tear apart Shanghai too! You loser! Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing panties anyway! So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess those streaming tears on your face answer THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! You're such a pathetic loser, Alice! I bet you had that doll since the day you slid out of your mother's vagina! Remember how I raped her, too? Meduka fucking Meguca, I'm so fucking wet! I've never been this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you friendless loser! You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, kami-sama! Hijiri-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! After all, when I'm this wet, it's much easier to commit casual genocide! And I'm headed to Makai next! You'd better spread your legs RIGHT NOW!

>> No.31512884

>>31512697
Who are you quoting?

>> No.31513112

>>31407461
"Get rekt, gay faggot. And take your dumb dollies with you. Grow up."
- Yuuka Kazami

>> No.31513126

>>31512697
hot

>> No.31513563

>>31407461
Am I soft if this image hurts my feelings?

>> No.31513721

Alice uses her dolls for bombing runs tho

>> No.31513851
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>>31513721
Still hurts man. Must be childhood trauma or something.

>> No.31522510 [DELETED] 

>>31513851

>> No.31525854

>>31513112
Alice got fucking destroyed

>> No.31540415

>>31513563
Yes, fuck alice, stupid retard playing with dolls

>> No.31549794

>>31513721
? I don't recall Alice bombing anything.

>> No.31550033

>>31549794
My IN 1cc Normal runs.

>> No.31554461

>>31550033
oh.

>> No.31558600
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>> No.31558965
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>> No.31566190
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>> No.31573371
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>> No.31584061

>>31573371
Yuuka has more tits

>> No.31593207
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31593207

>>31407461
Cirno joins the party

>> No.31605107

Alice is a friendless, lonely freak! Like Yuuka!

>> No.31606951

>>31605107
Yuuka is cool about it
Alice isn’t

>> No.31607408

>>31550033
She throws suicide dolls in the fighting games too

>> No.31607726
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31607726

せ~の!

>> No.31609514

>>31558965
If you want to be with Alice, you have to deal with the overly-possessive dolls that only "glitch" when you, and only you, are around.

>> No.31609949
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>>31513721
She uses them for terrorist attacks too.

>> No.31612045

>>31607408
>tfw Alice will never give you the opportunity to die for her

>> No.31617031

>>31609949
I can't believe Alice is a terrorist.

>> No.31624243

>>31609949
I like this Alice

>> No.31625743

>>31566190
I want to bake some buns in Yuuka's oven

>> No.31630593

>>31625743
I'm sure she'll allow you to use her kitchen. You'll have to use your own dough and supplies.

>> No.31632454
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31632454

>>31630593
We wont need a kitchen for what we'll be baking together

>> No.31639690

>>31632454
I don't get it.

>> No.31650607

>>31639690
He’s going to place his sword inside Yuuka’s sheath

>> No.31654773
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>> No.31655005

>>31654773
I want to kiss her neck

>> No.31655041
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31655041

Is this the Yuuka thread or the Alice thread?

>> No.31655102

>>31655041
it is both
post as many fertile magicians or fertile flower youkai as you like

>> No.31655154

>>31655041
I think is for both, also is for Yuuka bullying others too

>> No.31662224
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31662224

>>31655102
Alice is indeed very fertile

>> No.31668691

>>31662224
I agree.

>> No.31678796
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>> No.31678992

>>31678796
Nothing gives off the beauty of undisturbed solitude like Yuuka does

>> No.31684596

>>31678992
>undisturbed solitude
It's still rare to come by unless you live somewhere extremely rural.

>> No.31692487

>>31678992
Yuuka is a very special woman

>> No.31702476
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>> No.31714162

will someone PLEASE marry yuuka so she fucking CALMS DOWN??? Is there anyone willing to make the sacrifice and settle down with her? The only benefit would be that since you're married it would attract homewreckers (tewi).

>> No.31715012

>>31714162
No man could possibly survive that much sex
I understand Yuuka is a problem but this is just too cruel a fate to sacrifice someone to

>> No.31719467

>>31714162
I don't know how Tewi would be a home wrecker. I doubt she has the courage to mess up Yuuka's garden and do it day after day.

>> No.31721367

>>31715012
Yuuka isn't an animal
she can restrain herself to ensure her husband stays safe
if anything, she'd be too gentle, for fear of breaking him

>> No.31722592
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>>31721367
That's pretty cute
Alternatively she can just be a bottom

>> No.31732170
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>> No.31736830

>>31721367
>she'd be too gentle, for fear of breaking him
More like overprotective.

>> No.31736881

>>31732170
Alice gives me strange and scary feelings

>> No.31740236
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31740236

>"Hey."

>> No.31740809

>>31722592
Power bottom.

>> No.31741407
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>> No.31741816

>>31609949
why is she dabbin

>> No.31750267
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Yuuka loves Alice very much

>> No.31751099
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>>31750267
Shinki loves Yuuka and Alice very much!

>> No.31759094

>>31741816
She's not. You just think she is.

>> No.31767105

>>31750267
Yuuka and Alice are best friends! (lie?)

>> No.31771064
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>> No.31774376

>>31771064
perverted

>> No.31779087
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>> No.31788826
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Will you rape her?

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>>31788826
>rape

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>> No.31823841
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>> No.31833432

>>31823841
That is a big doll

>> No.31841327

>>31833432
For you. I wonder how she even built that thing.

>> No.31851308

Is it true that Alice hasn't spoken to anyone but her dolls for the past 10 years?

>> No.31851528

>>31851308
No, she regularly houses people who get lost in the forest for the night

>> No.31860025

>>31851528
I want to spend the night at Alice's house if you know what I mean.

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>> No.31876701

>>31868655
Even on rainy days, Yuuka cares a lot about her garden

>> No.31887728

>>31876701
yeah, so much that there's a bit of blood on her gardening tools!

>> No.31888152

>>31887728
It's called compost, uneducated nigga

>> No.31894597

>>31888152
Isn't compost trash though?

>> No.31894861
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>>31851308
Yup. She gets quite emotional about it too. Poor Alice.

>> No.31907678

>>31894597
Mmmm, practically yes...

>> No.31924255

>>31894861
I want to bully Alice so hard

>> No.31924434

>>31924255
It would be so much fun. I want to make her CRY!

>> No.31926950

>>31924434
Me too, also I want to fill her with my seed

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