/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I love hellhounds!

>>31559251
No talking in the library.
Or yelling, or screaming...

>>31559328
smellhounds

KDF is Korone, change my mind

norf pol

>not even 400 this time

>>31559328
Manticores are better

>>31559344
Mine's cinnamon

>>31559251
happy new year anons

Are you going to hand over your cargo, or is the ghost ship going to have to commandeer your crew?

>>31559385
He was quicksilver once and hid that. It's at least consistent with his past behavior.

>>31559693
>happy
theres nothing happy about it

>>31559385
and Wightfag is Samuel L Jackson

>>31559898
She's going to be my cargo if she thinks I'll allow freebooting.

Happy new year from london!

>wight that is your typical elegant noblewoman but also has a second identity as a death metal vocalist

>>31560062
Maybe he's a relative, Samuel L. Jackson is married to Miia.

>>31560059
For you maybe.

>>31560177
Happy new year!

>>31560059
I believe this new year will be even more mad and chaotic than last year and wishing you a happy new year is just a formality I guess

>>31560213
girls don't sing metal

>>31559693
To what lengths exactly do you think the Sabbath would go to in order to drag one potential onii-chan into their clutches?

>>31559520
Nice try 2hu scrote.

Go cry about 2hu somewhere else.

No hololive fan would name the file "rabbit girl".

>>31560213
>sings metal
Does she like this song?
https://youtu.be/TIQkQLqpTgg

>>31560213
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>>31560295
I would say the usual pedo van but to attract lolicons and occasionally some home invasion raids but what does a drunk human like me know am i right

>>31559251
Year of The Ox indeed

>>31560445
Do yaks count?

>>31560215
My bet is on Wesley Snipe, he seems like the type to have an undead kink he can't indulge in.

>>31559344
I fucking need a chubby sweaty hellhound gf FUCK

>Your gun is not loaded.

>>31560716
Small story behind this one.
I was talking to centurii about commission prices and shit and eventually got to admitting that while she deserved more, I wasn't gonna pay more out of spite. So.

Ice Queens work so hard, even they need a beach day

>>31560819
Forget Ice Queens. I want to marry an Ice Princess

>>31559582
Manticore big sister and her hellhound best friend is best.

>>31560765
>>31560716
is it because I'm autistic or does this described exchange not make any sense at all

>>31560868
I rather marry her crazy Tsurara-onna aunt.

>>31561012
I like imagining a tsuraras aggressive and uncompromising hospitality.

>>31560341
Nah, I don't follow Hololive or play 2hu. I just post those in these threads because you hate VTubers and they're technically monster girls.

>Artist declined my commission
>Because they thought it was furry
>I just wanted to get some harpy lewds
This is the second worst reason someone has declined my commission!

>>31561170
What kind of retarded artist denies money for that reason? Artists who do it for money aren't supposed to have standards, at least not strict ones.

>>31560716
Is that Centurii-chan?

>>31560765
>>31560952
I think it means he was talking to an artist about prices, then even though he wanted his waifu to get more art, he wasn't gonna pay because he personally dislikes the artist?
>is it because I'm autistic
Literally?

>>31560952
Here's it boiled down for you fren.
>Are my prices good
>yes, they're actually lower than you deserve
>Nice, so when are you gonna pay me more
>never.
>>31561170
Fuck.
>>31561315
And yes, yes it is.

>>31561324
What I don't get is how an act of self-admitted spite is rewarded with a funny doodle

>>31561411
Ah, that was a joke anon. I don't actually have any spite for them.

>>31561411
it's possible he likes drawing

>>31561127
Left or right?

>>31560445
Year of Mega Milk.

>>31561411
Okay, but are you actually literally autistic?

Cupper puppers.

>>31561621
I can't definitively say that without being officially tested

>>31561655
What makes you say so? Did you take an online test?

>>31561586
Rights eyes are more interesting and I have a soft spot for gradient/multiple tones hair.

>>31561746
Not him, but self-diagnose is retarded.

>>31561809
did you mean "to self-diagnose" or "self-diagnosis"?

>>31561619
>"friends with benefits" is just another way for monsters to say "We're married, and gonna fuck a lot"

>>31561858
Friends with benefits means she has multiple friends.

>>31561127
Aggressive and uncompromising hospitality is something tsurara-onnas are very good at it.

>>31561619
>2021
>Mysteriously, many monster girls begin reporting breast growth and sudden lactation.

Who are the best monster girls of their respective series?

>>31561845
Self-diagnosis. ESL and alcohol.

>>31561746
Not going to talk about this here. Not relevant and doesn't interest me.

>>31561233
I mean, what I was asking for was pretty vanilla as well.
Is drawing a girl getting boned and then giving her wings THAT bad?
But still, it's not worth fighting over.

>>31561910
I'd be kinda neat to have an icicle looming above your head at the dinner table like a sword of damocles and you must answer carefully how dinner tastes.

>>31561910
>tsurara-onnas
>It is a tale about an icicle that became a woman
I wonder how lonely, horny and autistic the person who came up with the idea of an icicle woman had to be.

>>31561982
That's nice, but muscle growth is what really interests me.

>>31561985
Fat mermaid tits

>>31561985
Bleu/Deis from Breath of Fire

>>31561170
And not long after that one was declined, another artist accepted my commission. Looks like we're getting some harpy boob-jobs.

>Make fun of monster girl “orphans”
>Orphans in quotation marks cause they’re totally 100+ year old lolibabas
>Plus no monster girl would ever abandon her daughter barring death. Unless said daughter ran to become and orphan for fetish reason but then they fall into the “orphan” category
>Eventually those desperate for oni-chans cutting boards tattle on me to the principal
>Try to point out they’re even the youngest of them is 10x my age yet she doesn’t listen
>Calls my parents and lolibabas obviously paid off echidna mom
>Have to endure lolibabas teasing for the whole day as we have a meeting after school
>I would either be suspended, wait no they passed the principal another $100 so it expulsion
>Or I spend winter break at the orphanage
>Don’t want to go to Fallen God religious school
>Mom and dad agree full heartedly as they pocket their own $100
>First night at orphanage and I’m sharing a room with at least 10 other girls who are “half” my age
>Lose my virginity faster than any boy who spent a night here
>Next morning echidna “orphan” wrangler opens door asking how well we slept
>She sees ara~ ara~ versions of the monsters that shared the room with me last night
>Some of them genuinely give her run for her money
>Desperately trying to change back with their spells but they just fizzle out
>Thankfully bought that extra strength megamorphosis potion

>>31562364
Does this artist just make up new muscles to draw

>>31562416
Yes.
I found that it's best not to think too hard about the muscles when you look at/fap to their pics.

Reminder that warding stones absolutely do not work in Japan and your shit's forever fucked if you try to avoid her.

I like this shark.

>>31562232
Oh, its there, its just not as reported....cause a Nura concubine or Fox Queen really doesn't want to announce that she's bulking up and no longer looks courtly.

>>31562553
Who's she?

I have not had a single homoerotic thought this year so I'm please with that at least.

>>31562623
You've actually had them before?

>>31562705
Posted this in Wrong thread, so please disregard that post

>>31562800
Ok dude, no homo it is.

>>31562541
Not like big monsters need abs anyways. They're built for being gravid with daughters.

>>31562584
>Nura concubine
>Fox Queen
Both of them should embrace that look. It makes the Fox Queen more imposing and majestic, and I'd tell the concubine how her thick arms able to overpower a man with ease make her sexier.

>>31562209
Tsuara-onna were originally women just Yuki-onna.

>>31562968
But she's supposed to be a lovely and majestic fox queen! Not some hulk with more muscle than mofu!
She's going to start wearing longer kimonos to hide her buff.

And that Nura is supposed to be sultry and inviting, something one can't do with a 6 pack and thicks that can crush kegs.

Egypt snake

>>31562364
>>31562416
This artist is great.

>>31562897
>not them being gravid while still having abs

>>31563200
I don't know, I've seen stuff similar to that and it looks really weird to me.

>>31563168
>breasts with no nipples
What's their purpose? Centralized fatty tissue storage, so the rest of the body can be more muscular?

>>31563250
For sexual purposes, duh.

>>31563019
The queen can still be lovely when big, I'm sure her subjects would be happy to have a strong queen that looks after them.
>be sultry and inviting
>something one can't do with a 6 pack and thicks that can crush kegs
That sounds very sultry and inviting to me.

You think Hathor blesses her followers even more than normal this year? I'm sure my wife would be very happy about that.

>>31563303
But a lump of fat hanging from the chest without nipples turns me off, not on. It's in the uncanny valley.

>slap loli tsurara-onna's fat ass
>she threatens you with a small ice knife while making a cute small scowl and blushing

>>31563168
When I think of the word "degeneracy" this is the sort of thing that comes to mind.

>>31563489
The leggy tsuraras are my favorite. Thick thighs powerful legs and wide hips.

>>31563331
She's a Diplomacy focused one dammit! She never learned how to wield a katana!

Sultry looks don't work with that much buff anon!
You're insane!

>>31563583
No.

>>31562364
>>31563168
I think this artist's got an artbook out called "VARIANTS" or something. I'd like to get my hands on it, considering I really like the unorthodox and sometimes bizarre way he draws monster girls.

>>31563817
>She's a Diplomacy focused one dammit! She never learned how to wield a katana!
I never said she's supposed to go and hack people with a sword. You know what Theodore Roosevelt said, "speak softly and carry a big stick", this is useful for diplomacy.
>Sultry looks don't work with that much buff anon!
I'll be the judge of that.

>>31563732
>Long legs to chase Anon down with
>Thick thigh to smother Anon with
>Wide hips to bear Anon children's with
Leggy Tsuara-onnas are the best

>>31564025
>buff monster diplomat says "speak softly and carry a big stick," then promptly gropes her husband's bulge for emphasis

>When I said you looked delicious I wasn't kidding

>>31559385
bullshit

>>31563732
>Thick thighs powerful legs and wide hips.
That's what I expect too, also from the lolis to the extent of what is reasonable. The profile outfit really highlights hips and thighs, probably the butt too even though it's not visible from the front.

>>31561898
Cringe

Big muscle Ox!

I like it when big buff muscle girls get defeated and tied up.

>>31564802
Defeat them during sex. It's a two in one deal.

>>31562416
16 pack.

Oxen are big, strong and very hard working. Reward her with some gentle sex after a day's hard work.

>>31562416
What make you think monster girls would just have the same muscles as humans?

>>31564980
*makes

>>31564958
A stalwart companion to accompany you on the perilous oregon trail.

>>31565084
Nutritious as well.

>>31563732

How do I get a wife?

>>31565481
Step 1: be born with a penis
Step 2: don't be a sack of shit

>>31565194
I enjoy variety but damn if I wouldn't love an all cow adventuring party.

>>31565580
Well that's asking a lot.

I want to roughly handle a puppy.

>>31565620
mg mg

LIVING MEN ARE FOR UNDEAD GIRLS
HOW CAN HUMAN “WOMEN” EVEN HOPE TO COMPETE?

>>31565696
Persephone go and stay go.

>>31565696
Perfect! A damsel who knows her place in her cage!

>>31564802
It's all smug-and-games for big buff girls until they are getting mating pressed and turned into ahegaoing messes.

>>31566466
It's nice.

>I"m afraid your journey ends here traverler.

>>31566953
It must be such a blow to their confidence when the evil dialogue the big bad has been rehearsing says the word wrong.

>>31566953
>No, its going to end in your bedroom.

>>31566953
>”your journey ends here traverler!”

>>31562364
>>31563168
>>31563963
those are just men with tits

>>31567343
>cue bicorn wife saying she's adorable and wanting to take her home with us

I have new weapon!

>>31567613
>bicorn wife is a cunny lover
Rather based

>>31567606
Maybe, but what tits they are.

>>31564802
Not into muscles myself, but I stand in solidarity as a fellow lover of bound-up women.

>>31559251

Beware of Dog Pantsu

>>31569345
Monster tails are good at flashing.

>tfw finished the outline for a kumiho story
>can't tell whether it's edgy, a meme, or both
Should I post it, so you can tear me a new one?

>>31566953
Whatever.

>>31569968
Yeah.

>>31569968
Shut up and swallow my soul already you dumb fox I don't fucking need it

>>31569968
outlines are cheap, flesh it out

>>31569345
Beware of dog nibbles.

>>31569968
You fuckers, stay away from people's livers. Stealing organs isn't nice.

>>31570605
KDF's dog never nibbles!

>>31570697
I don't trust her. It's best to be careful just in case.

>>31570683
Don't worry, friend. I'll make sure she doesn't.

I wanna put a candle on a MGE kobold and make her dress like a Warcraft kobold.

I want to introduce a hellhound to fast food

>>31571712
I am already hellhound food

>>31571712
>>31571925
>Eh, it's still slower than you

>>31571947
ouch

>>31571712
is it cause you're are an assman?

>>31572093
It's okay, for monsters "quick shot" just translates to "we can cram a couple extra rounds in."

>>31570247
>>31570510: MOMMY
>>31570563: I know it ain't over till the fat lady sings, but if the outline is absolute dog shit, even a great execution would still just result in a mediocre product.
>>31570683: >he doesn't want to donate his liver to a cute fox girl

There you go: https://pastebin.com/SE7T36K8

>>31572448
yes

Which 2hu is the best monster girl?

Am I awake or do I dream?
The strangest pictures I have seen

>>31572448
>>31572668
I don't get it.

>>31572940
fast food is fattening
she would get a bigger ass
there's not much to get

>>31573067
Ah.

>>31572940

>>31572842
Easy.
You may have a better discussion for second place.

Where do I find the rare and mythical rat women?

>>31573467
Do you mean Capybaras, because the only rats you'll find are in the cargo hold.

>>31573467
Places.