/jp/ - Otaku Culture

This is my daughter I made inside yuuka's womb, say hello!

>>31489333
Looks a little autistic

Yes please

>>31489333
Cute daughter, but loks like she has a cold, take care of her a lot

Pregnancy really did a number on her

>>31488943
And I am waiting for her

>>31490409
I want to do another number on her...
About 200,000,000 or so lil' swimmers worth...

>>31490088
Yeah, she's a very cute autistic child. She has an adorable fascination with sunflowers for some reason!

>>31491541
In a long time she’ll grow up and look just like Yuuka. Then you’ll have two Yuukas around the house.
But you will die long before then

>>31491734
why would you ever stop at two Yuukas

>>31491734
This >>31497471 I would have at least 7 yuukas

That porn RPG game maker focused on her was pretty good

Now who would be comfortable having a wife who is so clingy and potentially murderous

>>31506230
Me specially if the potentially murderous means "most likely murderous"

>>31491734
Yuuka has been around a long time, she'd probably know a few tricks to extend my life long enough that I could enjoy the massive family I'd create.

>>31507597
She canonically stole this little autist's precious thing so you could easily become a powerful magician youkai without even needing to do any research yourself

>>31506269
It will become most likely murderous if you start hanging with other girls

>>31509001
I wouldn't do that

>>31509035
Do you fap to any 2hus that aren't Yuuka?

>>31509182
Yes but it's Miko so it's ok

>>31509319
Now that's just gay

>>31488943
Don't you fucking lie to me.

>>31509444
Yuuka can be very powerful but she needs a lot of love and care

>>31515873
Very cute

Mmmm...

>>31515873
She dumps the tea I make her
She destroys the little things I bring with me or as a gift
She threatens to kill me at the drop of a hat
She ignores every word I say, even to entertain her with a fun story
She's nice when she wants to be, but do you really expect me to believe that?

>>31488943
Fly me away Yuukarin!

>>31506230
You can't leave yet! It's not uh... safe this late! Yes. You should stay overnight. Because she can keep you safe.

>>31523401
Maybe you should learned to take a hint and fuck off

>>31523401
>She dumps the tea I make her
>She destroys the little things I bring with me or as a gift
Probably the impression you give her is of an obese degenerate eager to drug her while you rape her and she feels you harass her
>She ignores every word I say, even to entertain her with a fun story
Yeah, confirmed
>She threatens to kill me at the drop of a hat
Kneel to her, apologize and thank her for letting you maintain your miserable life, then proceed to never visit her again.

Long hair Yuuka
Short hair Yuuka
Both are beautiful!

What is Yuuka’s favorite video game

>>31552175
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

>>31552175
I think she doesn't know what a video game is anon...

>>31551534

How many children would you have with Yuuka?

>>31565798
at least a dozen
but if Yuuka enjoys the feeling of being pregnant, there's no reason we have to stop

>>31565798
does she even need a partner? I kinda figured she just asexually buds every once in a while and a tiny yuuka drops off of her.

>>31566119
but raising that many children would be a massive pain

>>31567269
Yuuka is a centuries old veteran of nurturing life
she can do it with ease
plus, even mortals have pulled it off just fine

>>31566119
>at least a dozen
The life expectancy in Gensokyo isn't so low that that is necessary.

>>31567269
She has a bunch of maids in mugenkan

>>31565798
The only right answer here >>31566119

What gift have you asked Yuuka?

>>31566119
Pregnancy addicted Yuuka.

>>31595745
Are you man enough to handle Yuuka’s pregnancy mood swings?

>>31597587
I've chosen my path. I've got no choice.

>>31592640
20 chocolate oranges

>>31597861
Excellent choice sir

>>31592640
A hug.

>>31613523
Come here.

>>31616084

>>31619543
Hey... A hug doesn't require full power Yuuka..!

>>31627114
>Hey... A hug doesn't require full power Yuuka..!
the last statement anon ever said with any intact ribs

>>31616084
Damn, Yuuka is so lovely, I want her to hold me
>>31619543
Even with full power

>>31627114
Here is a low power Yuuka instead

>>31628675
I want to put a dozen of these in high power Yuuka

>>31628675
But mini Yuuka has the full ultimate power anon

>>31637273
God I wish that were me

>>31645576
Yuuka seems to prepare very delicious food

>>31653167
All this amazing food but nobody to eat it except herself, a real shame

I want to insult Yuuka's cooking so bad, bros...

>>31653987
Consult a suicide hotline before you do this

>>31654326
I don't think a suicide hotline will help him. He actually made up his mind to visit Yuuka. That alone is a declaration of suicide.

Enjoying the winter with Yuuka

I want her to warm me with her body

>>31674794
there's nothing to suggest that Yuuka isn't just a plant that looks like a human, so she probably isn't warm, especially around this season

>>31675027
Flowers don't have breasts

>>31675027
Today Yuuka is a cow

How do you respond?

>>31679189
"Speak English, whore."

>>31679189
''I don't understand, but YES''

>>31675193
This, she loves flowers but she isn't one

soft

>>31700710
What’s the story here?

>>31680204
>>31680796
It's fun being with you and she'd like to be together.

I think.

>>31703854
would sex her but first would go through a few weeks of awkward hugging/kissing/cuddling to savor the tension

>>31709851
It may take years or decades before she'll warm up to you, but once she does, she's not letting go. And pity the youkai or human that may try hurting you after that.

>>31713674
Reminds me of this
https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/6408

>>31714193
She may not have made it quick.

>>31675862
Everyone's a cow

Yuuka Kazami is built for miscegenation

>>31724171
Only if she wants your seed

>>31724171
She’s actually racist as fuck

>>31731872
And?

>>31709851
I want to sow my seed in Yuuka's fertile fields
There's no safer place for my child than the belly of a youkai

>>31733078
She actually wants to be pollinated

Yes. Everyone is interested in Yuuka, but is she interested in you is the question.

>>31733078
Make her gravid, Anon. Buttons pop and fabric tears as her belly grows with your halfbreed offspring.

>>31738347

>>31738347
>>31743508
Era Yuuka’s transformation is glorious, starts out completely unapproachable but ends up one of the biggest love muffins in the whole cast if you treat her right

>>31746968
Slow and steady.

>>31746968
>if you treat her right
Obviously, she's a beautiful and loyal woman, she deserves the best possible treatment

>>31746968
she's definitely among the comfiest, the only ones I've found who compete are utsuho and mokou when it comes to being warm

>>31750357
That’s funny, those two are in my top 5 as well.

Which doujin artist/writer has your favorite depiction of Yuuka?

>>31754819
I don't know.

>>31764245
She should hang out with people her own age already

>>31764245
Stupid little shits, stop making Yuuka feel bad!

who shrinks Yuuka's clothes?

>>31778440
She does.

>>31784440
Yuuka has gotten much too comfortable walking around the house like this around her man

>>31679189
Yuuka is CUTE!

>>31790008
>around her man
Are you saying you actually give a fuck what you look like in your own home? I thought everyone went commando in their house! Nobody's going to visit in the middle of the day!

Yuuka is so wise.

>>31812225
>there are very few people who can make their own flowers bloom
She refers to me, she knows that I make her bloom every night

>>31812225
I agree. Such is the wonder of a long lived youkai.

>>31778440
She brought it upon herself

>>31812225
Wow, the elderly are good at making up things that sound philosophical, and Yuuka is no exception!

>>31835869
Eternal youth should not be confused for elderly

>>31835869
>making up things
Don't mock Yuuka kudasai.

>>31852376
I love her boobs so much it's unreal

>>31835869
She may be ''old'' for a human perception, but she is young and quite fertile for a youkai perception

>>31865632
Going to a private island with Yuuka and our massive family

>>31866482
A massive family with a lot of mini-Yuukas

Had a dream I went on an adventure through gensokyo with yuuka and sanae. Stupid slut ruined my yuuka dream

>>31880831
Maybe it was just Yuuka's double from when she does the dual spark dressing up as Sanae to prank you.

>>31882124
>Maybe it was just Yuuka's double from when she does the dual spark dressing up as Sanae to prank you.

Things that are forgotten find their way into gensokyo. So with Yuuka, I suppose that means humanity has forgotten about nature itself. Which seems fitting. Also explains why she does not like humans. And also why she’s ridiculously powerful

>>31890264
Yes, but the implication that nature had been forgotten would imply the nothing was there when it was remembered.

>>31900963
Big soft Yuuka's breast, best breast

Why is she looking at me like this?

>>31888527
>"Yes Reimu. It's me Sanae."

>>31754819
I don't really have a favorite but I do love the ones where she's a scary bloodthirsty fighter

Though desu I personally like all the popular interpretations thou

>>31675193
That's not what Conker's Bad Fur Day taught me

How do I reinvigorate my love for Yuuka?

>>31931080
You can't
You're a whore, just accept it anon
Maybe those hololives are more your speed

>>31936666

>>31937385
ow

>>31900963
she's your sunflower now

>>31955765
She’s my whole garden of eden

>>31937385
Yuuka is not happy day

>>31925029
Where did you get this I'm not getting any hits.

>>31956150
https://twitter.com/sadahiro0/status/1347557115238354952?s=21

>>31985463
Outdoor sex with Yuuka in broad daylight

>>31955765
And you're hers.

>>31990350
PC-98 Yuuka!!!

>>32009475
Serious Yuuka.

>>32025653
I like this, she looks cool
>>31990297
It must feel really really good

>>32025895
Imagine being leglocked and vinelocked

>>31628675
Her powerlevel increased, anon... She's also more dangerous as she is now.

What 2hu wouldn't mind that I still suck my thumb?

>>32040895
What?

>>32041026
Wrong thread, sorry

>>32040895
>>32041047
Yuuka probably wouldn't mind, but she might send you to therapy.

What thread were you supposed to post that in, anyway?

>>32041380
>Therapy
Is it that bad of a thing?
>Spoiler
Just the /v/ thread

FUCK anime.
kys faggots

>>32041541
Looks like you got your answer back there.

>>32045763
I don't want that fate

Space jin is the Shadman of touhou

Mmm. This isn't the badass Yuuka thread.

>>32054486
---> >>31936666

>>32054486
>isn't the badass
exactly, Yuuka has the bestass

>>32072248
Absolutely massive

>>32072248
She has the bestbreast too

>>32054486
Badassfully: we only have goodass, niceass and bestass.

>>32083235
And besthair
Besteyes
Besttummy
Bestthighs
Besthips
Bestfeet
Bestsmell
Bestpussy
And bestpersonality

>>32084026
She has besteverything

>>32054486
Sorry this is a simp thred

>>32090804
>simp
Normalfags please leave

>>32090804
Don't reply to me with a blank post.

>>32054486
That's one cranky looking Yuuka.

Yuuka dont die

>>32104482
revive the flower

What do you like about Yuuka?

>>32114596
In a setting that's filled with snarky superpowered beings that try to act like they have everything figured out, Yuuka is still the one that's the most above it all. She just relaxes and does whatever she wants.

>>32114596
She's Touhou's Shrike.

“Still are,” said the new Governor-General. “And every one of them wants to get to Keats, board a ship, and get the hell out. Some are waiting for the farcaster to be built, but most don’t believe it’ll happen in time. They’re afraid.”

“Of the Ousters?”

“Them too,” said Theo, “but mostly of the Shrike.”

The Consul turned his face from the coolness of the canopy. “It’s come south of the Bridle Range then?”

Theo laughed without humor. “It’s everywhere. Or they’re everywhere. Most people are convinced that there are dozens or hundreds of the things now. Shrike deaths have been reported on all three continents. Everywhere except Keats, segments of the coast along the Mane, and a few of the big cities like Endymion.”

“How many casualties?” The Consul did not really want to know.

“At least twenty thousand dead or missing,” said Theo. “There are a lot of injured people but that isn’t the Shrike, is it?” Again came the dry laugh. “The Shrike doesn’t just wound people, does it? Uh-uh, people shoot each other by accident, fall down stairways or jump out windows in their panic, and trample each other in crowds. It’s a fucking mess.”

In the eleven years the Consul had worked with Theo Lane, he had never heard the younger man use profanity of any sort. “Is FORCE any help?” the Consul asked. “Are they what’s keeping the Shrike away from the big cities?”

Theo shook his head. “FORCE hasn’t done a damn thing except control the mobs. Oh, the Marines put on a show of keeping the spaceport open here and the harbor landing zone at Port R. secure, but they haven’t even tried to confront the Shrike.

They’re waiting to fight the Ousters.”

“SDF?” asked the Consul, knowing even as he spoke that the poorly trained Self-defense Force would have been of little use.

Theo snorted. “At least eight thousand of the casualties are SDF. General Braxton took the ‘Fighting Third’ up the River Road to ‘strike at the Shrike menace in their lair’ and that was the last we heard of them.

>>32118493
Nah, she's just a very cute sleepy

>>32129525
Why does she sleep so much?

>>32129544
I sleep a lot and I love that, I guess she loves to sleep a lot too

>>32114596
She strikes a lot of rare balances that few other characters really do in fiction. I'm not sure how much of it is just me projecting, but from my pages upon pages of writing I assume many anons feel the same way. She is a very motherly figure, and exudes gentleness and nurturing wisdom in her disposition. That's not very uncommon. But she's also a bit of a misanthropist at the same time, and is very, very solitary even by Touhou standards - a cast already full of introverts. These are two core personality traits that don't often exist simultaneously within a single character, and it makes Yuuka extremely interesting. She's at once a beautiful mature woman, who dresses modestly, carries a parasol and partakes in delicate hobbies such as gardening, sipping tea and sleeping indulgently. But at the same time, she purposefully enjoys picking fights with people, teasing, and - as ZUN described - it's very hard to know what she's actually thinking.
It's easy to think she's just a callous individual who enjoys the reflection in her own mirror and the sound of her own voice above all else, but I don't think that's the case either. Her music in lotus land story/pofv is absolutely beautiful and full of nothing but raw passion. Arguably some of the more intense pieces ZUN has ever composed. I sense a lot of longing in a song like Lotus Love, and it's really intriguing. Somewhere along the line, I came to the conclusion that she is a woman who wants genuine love more than anything else, but simply has more love than any man would ever be willing to accept. So she hides behind a mask of indifference, her true emotions too powerful to ever see the light of day. I see her way of speaking as being somewhat of a test - to see if anyone has the patience, the perceptiveness, and the sensitivity to keep up with her. Most people are quite lacking and when you're someone of Yuuka's caliber, you'd see that easily. This sort of "problem" she has is deeply relatable to me. I at once despise people (basically everyone I know) but at the same time I am quite a passionate person and I obsess over beauty and aesthetics constantly.
On the same note, she is extremely beautiful. Messy, wavy hair, the contrast of green with deep red eyes, a simple but charming outfit. Both her PC98 and Windows designs are amazing. As are the fights in said games themselves, absolutely dazzling and one of the best examples of Touhou's style of danmaku as an art form.

>>32129525
Is Yuuka a good nap partner?

>>32132868
pros:
-smells nice
-soft
-will probably treat you like a body pillow
cons:
-her raw youkai strength means you'll probably be less "hugged like a pillow" and more "wrung out like an old dish towel"
-even if you survive the nap, Yuuka seems like the type to be grumpy when she wakes up
yeah, I'd go for it

>>32131146
Grab her hand, fool.

>>32133255
No alarms allowed.

>>32133255
That sounds completely worth it. I could only imagine the situation leading to that happening and the situation afterwards though

>>32133405
Grab and never let go

>>32133255
Yuuka like Yukari would be a very distressing partner. Her immense power and superhuman strength has no real check or balance to speak of.
Even if she genuinely loved her husband and wanted to be a good wife, her blue/orange morality gives that power no breaks and all gas.

>>32133575
That's why I go to the gym

>>32133575
This is unironically the reason why i'm getting into lifting again. Strong youkai like Yuuka and Yukari are unfathomably strong, and the only way that I can even begin to attempt to assert my own will would be to get strong. I need more strength.

>>32133805
Also to have the stamina to fuck dozens of time per day without having a heart attack

>>32133991
I like to imagine that Yuuka's the type to deny her sexual desire, only to have it slowly build up over several days until it reaches a breaking point and she loses control

>>32133991
Once you pop her you better be prepared.

Who the hell is Yuuka?

>>32134213
What would Yuuka's reaction to getting her cherry popped even be? Does she even know that it'll happen?

>>32135022
>"Ah, you've wounded me."

>>32133575
Yuuka has gas?

>>32134227
Why the hell is Yuuka?

>>32134213
I love how all artists have come to an unspoken agreement that Yuuka wears a black bra.

>>32133255
>-her raw youkai strength means you'll probably be less "hugged like a pillow" and more "wrung out like an old dish towel"
I don't get it.

>>32145489
she wants to pull you in for a hug as close as she can
the can do this with far more enthusiasm than a mortal ever could

>>32134227
>>32136723
What the hell is Yuuka?

I miss this artist. What happened?

>>32133255
>Yuuka seems like the type to be grumpy when she wakes up
Mmmm maybe... I think she's more lazy than grumpy

beautiful on the beach

>>32167967
This image arouses me deeply

>>32169849
You liked Billy that much, huh? I miss him too, anon...

>>32171311
I’ll rub the aniki oil all over my dick and do him proud

>>32005837
Such a lovely song. Where's it from?

>>32171997
Swing holic volume 11.
Lotus land story is truly peak touhou

I can't believe Yuuka agreed to be my maid today

>>32133575
>her blue/orange morality
?

>>32133991
>without having a heart attack
That stuff happens without warning
t. 10 previous, no fatal

>>31764245
Damn, Chen has it going on in the back.

>>32187711
A moral framework so alien and foreign to human experience that it can't be branded as "good" or "evil" i.e. black and white.

>>32187736
Yuuka has the strangest fans

>>32181773
Let's hope she doesn't get bored.

>>32198394
She is enjoying it surprisingly.

Congratulations!

>>32207736
Growing her hair out after pregnancy, perfection. I don’t know why it just feels right

>>32207736
Yuuka needs to get new material, even though the pillow under the shirt gag is funny.

>>32198394
She'll probably just leave if that happens.

>>32207736
Beautiful, I need to buy pregnant clothes right now!!

>>32219386
She should bring back the nightgown

>>32223407
Agreed

>>32251809
Yuuka has such shitty friends

>>32241088
"Found you."

>>32253080
>friends

>>32262101
Who was in the wrong here?

>>32253080
she seems to have fun

>>32262950
Tenshi. It's always Tenshi.

Sleeping Terror
She's enough to induce nightmares

>>32295189
But also pleasant faint, inanimate dreams

Just beat tpdp for the millionth time. Power yukari is insanely broken, I didn't even have to grind or use items this playthrough.
Who should I pick as a starter next?

>>32295189
I want to sleep with the terror

I want to be Yuuka's life sized pillow

God, she's like a sexy backyard that can kill you. And you'd thank her.

>>32313105

>>32315702
Will her breasts be even bigger when she's carrying your third child?

>>32347326
I don’t know but seriously I miss that artist please keep drawing bro all the other artists who draw nsfw Yuuka in current year just don’t do her any justice I know you browse these threads get back to work and give us more Yuuka I need it you need it we all need it

>>32356507
That ever so slight hint of cleavage is way too lewd

>>32365686
Thanks for save Yuuka anon

>>32365686
What is going through the great Yuuka Kazami's mind in this exact moment?

>>32365878
It's impossible to know. The best course of action is to smile at her.

>>32372441
I think she might want something a bit more than a smile

>>32365878
She is very ashamed because I put those sunflowers in her hair, I told her she looks beautiful too

>>32399580
Even youkai like to show off sometimes

>>32385321
Apparently girls hate headpats, so what about a hug?

>>32409588
No she wants you to hold hands with her and kiss

worth it

>>32356507
The flower youkai is devious
Invites you close with food, then wraps around you tight until you're spent and exhausted

>>32422739
He was so close to drawing another Yuuka picture. Maybe some day.

>>32431109
Asphyxiation with Yuuka! Watching the world around you turn dark between her soft, yet powerful thighs as they deny you the most important resource for sustaining life!

>>32422739
>semi transparent panties
Damn, Yuuka is so fucking sexy and she know it

>>32449784
What is looking for this beautiful flower?

>>32449784
That's a nice picture.

>>31985463
i want to smell her boots

>>32139368
Yuuka wears the pinkest frilliest of bras!

>>32134187
Easy fix, force sex on yuuka so she never goes sexually frustrated. It's the only way you won't accidentally get snoo snoo'd to death.

>>32452917
Only after she gets married

>>32156615
I want gyaru yuuka to force me to cum deep inside and splash my seed against her cervix! I want to impregnate gyaru yuuka and have many children with her!

>>32171517
ahh my emotions ;_;

>>32453172
Personally, I wouldn’t need to be forced.

Good night Yuuka friends, remember to be Yuuka's pillow

>>32460003
But won't that kill me? How am I supposed to see Yuuka's cute face as she wakes up if i'm dead?

>>32460060
No, she is a good youkai, fool

Sleeping in for hours on end with Yuuka

>>32472974
Wide.

>>32472974
It's all nice and cozy until you've been in bed with Yuuka for 4 days straight and she STILL wants to sleep so she won't let you go, but you've run out of emergency rations.

>>32473454
I'll just have to make it to the kitchen while she's still clinging to me

>>32473454
>you've been in bed with Yuuka for 4 days
That's impossible, I've been in bed for 18 hours and you can't keep lying down because your whole back hurts

So, does Yuuka have big or small nipples?

>>32483563
Absolutely fucking massive pepperoni areolae perfect for facestuffing.
I would post an example but unfortunately the board does not allow.

>>32483672
>massive
>pepperoni
pancake*

>>32472974
Her hips.
Nice detail with the wedding ring as well.

>>32472974
How many times can you cum inside Yuuka during a long night?

>>32492422
My record so far is about six.

>>32492589
Very soft sex again, again and again with Yuuka

>>32497512

>>32506027
I don't think I could get used to that hairstyle

the quality of the Yuuka is also tied to the quantity of the Yuuka

Compliment Yuuka on her new glasses.

>>32522421
Yuuka looks really cute in her new glasses!

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/4453
I can't believe I missed this one. Amazing series. If you haven't already read it you seriously should.

>>32520189
Yuuka need more mini Yuukas

Yuuka putting her bare feet on my dick, causing me to cum instantly!

>>32526067
Will do.

>>32483672
>massive pepperoni areolae
Damn...

How tall is Yuuka?

a small

>>32541791
Smol Yuuka is really really cute

>>32241088
That isn't as scary as it seems.

No escape.

Yuuka <3

>>32522421

>>32522421

https://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/1515
I just think it's neat

>>31488943
Why? She want a snack to go with her coffee?

>>31733078
>There's no safer place for my child than the belly of a youkai
Don't you mean womb? Youkai bellies are, on average, the worst places for your child to end up.

>>32563275
Yes obviously