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Hololive Global
alien I guess
>>31799784BOOBA
This one
This one please!
>>31799784How much more popular would Lofi be if that was her main costume?
This one.
wtf i love alien now?
Amelia Watson freezes bottles of ketchup
Gura?!
Picking this one cause it makes me wanna coom.
https://files.catbox.moe/yydt4y.wavhttps://files.catbox.moe/fy5jik.wavKFP here you go20 dollars plus tip please
>>31799784Damn I’d watch her if she was like this
a (edited)
Mori ____
what is she gonna force her to eat
Mori doesn't care about Hololive.
>>31799784wtf, Iofi looks like THAT?!
>>31799784Isn't lewd fanart of IDs illegal or something?
Great gif.
>>31797001
Erofi that's haram
Am I the only one who kinda hates it when multiple new threads get made so you need to play a guessing game as to which one people will actually wind up using and then half an hour later realize you guessed wrong and everyone is in the other thread and you're just sitting here with your dick in your hands all alone?
Hanging out with /hlgg/ while you do your archive reps or whatever reps that need to be done during this brief lapse of streams friends, where we at?
Can't wait for reddit posts being linked.reddit screencaps being posted.twitter screencaps from literal randoms.Discord screenshots.Non-vtuber youtube videos.Random youtube comments.bilibili screencapsbeing posted in this thread
NUMBERS!
Is it this one?
Never forget!
>>31799857NO GURA DON'T ORDER ME TO FUCK TEAMATES I DON'T WANT TO BE GAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31799857Gura’s last tweet is related to ame... /u/skizos never lose
>>31799867Change tako to a chumbud and then it's accurate
>>31799881Based
>>31799867AAAAAA TASUKETE NIGGERMAN
>>31799857Teamates won Ame's heart fair and square, what a salty bitch.
>>31799867based kanye poster
>>31799843INSANELY, does she even stream? I could swear I have her subbed but I've never been alerted of her being alive, outside of collabs.
>>31799859fucking based
>>31799869discouraged
New support just dropped.
>>31799857>fuck TeamatesAme already does that for tier 5 members
>>31799869iofi drew this herself though so it doesnt cont
I like watching Kiara because I've seen her roommate naked. It gives that extra sense of intimacy when I'm watching her vtuber persona.
>>31799866French toast
>>31799878the new problem we have is retards thinking they get to "vote" for the thread instead of just picking the oldest available one
YEAR OF AME MILK
I LOVE MY BIRD AAAAAAA 7 HOURS
remember, this guy tries to groom gura
>>31799857>Fuck teamatesAme wrote that tweet as a ploy to get teamates to have another orgy
REMINDER: GURA will post her schedule today, and no matter what is in it, people will complain about it. It has already been proven this are schizos trying to run chumbudies away from the general, please ignore this people, if you wish to ever have a somewhat potable thread. and please remember: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEFFEND YOUR PREFERENCES, your oshi is your oshi and those who don't like her can fuck off, no explanations given.
>>31799857In the end, Gura couldn't beat Ame's little fishies...
>>31799816Yurusanai peko
>>31799869Porn is illegal in indonesia
>>31799880>4 mil subs>only 241k viewers on a special streamHe is declining
>>31799866Kiara's cooking can't be that bad. I do wonder, if Haachama has a surprise snack for the chicken...
fat fucking cat momenthttps://youtu.be/oamFF1HStis
>>31799870that is a FAT tail
>>31799912The mech arc was the best arc
What are the odds Ame gets too excited talking about tomorrow during Cooking Simulator today and accidentally spoils a surprise?
>>31799870What the fuck are the those tail proportions?
>>31799923CallmeCarson? More like Call me from behind bars. huhuha
>>31799921GIVE MILKIES
Hey /hlgg/, catch!
Soon I'll come aroundLost and never foundWaiting for my wordsSeen but never heardBuried undergroundBut I'll keep coming
>>31799924No she won't. It's past the time she posts it, she hasn't even liked a single thing today.
>>31799919If the oldest one is an early thread then fuck it. We don't us early threads.
>>31799923>Ignored her roommate>only shows up when she’s now more popular then him to get connecLeeches are truly cancer
REINE LOVE
>>31799924I'm still laughing about that schizo who wanted a funny clip of Gura.
>missed another short 5 minute window during which Polka opened her very special "ASMR" dammit
>>31799912wheres the Holo giant rrat counter trap cards though
>>317998789 out of 10 times it becomes pretty clear within the first 10 minutes
>>31799784We had a nice JP/EN unitychad thread but indog coomers had to come in and ruin it again.
Ina exists I guess.
>>31799924We know. Your response is what the schizos want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ns5wrePZtxs>when she said she'd run electricity through herselfwhat the fuck? i havent watched haachama in 2 days, also whats this about fucking lotion masturbation on stream? can a haaton explain?
Mori Love... I guess
>>31799953
>>31799935If this is what being in an abusive relationship is like I fucking love it. The high I feel upon hearing her voice is like coming home from a long day of working and feeling the warmth of my bed.
>>31799957ok enjoy your six hololive globals in perpetuity!
>>31799859What's this?
>>31799949Hoocha!
>>31799953Time to get glomped.
I'll drill it into your fucking head: MORI LOVE
>>31799859this thing cost 20 dollars?? jezas
>>31799953Right back at ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4FqaD9VTgoIs the title of Kiara's upcoming stream an All Quiet On The Western Front reference? She does seem to be the /lit/ type
>>31799879Right here, friend
>>31799967Yeah, but desu I'm not often paying that much attention, like I'll have the thread up in the background while I'm watching the streams and then realize 20 minutes later that it's hardly moving and then oh fuck everyone's actually in the other thread despite this one getting made first what the hell guys
>>31799986oh man it's going to feel SO GOOD when she finally forgives us and streams again
>>31799879Right here!
>>31799935Thank you for turning my post into this anon, kek
>>31799935>why yes, I am into S&M play, how could you tell?
>>31799763No, but those people were asking Ame weird questions in marshmallows about ryan gosling since like week 1, those people were the ones constantly asking to watch blade runner in the first place. the context of the meme does not specifically relate to her any more than the other girls, it just became associated with her because teamates here latched onto it.
>>31799976Hey, you're right! She does!
Gawr Gura? more like Ona Hole
>>31799976Ina is nice
>>31799939Listen to fat cat sing!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4muYzftomAEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP08-jP1-7Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PYi1080Q7k
>>31799963My favorite part was when someone did and then he ignored it. Someone later just linked the meatloaf stream and he refused to watch it.
mogu mogu Okayuuuu!
>>31799935of all fucking places on earthi realize that my past relationship was an abusive one on a Mongolian underwater fireworks hobbyist imageboard...
>>31800006This but unironically.
>>31799503Why deadbeats and chumbuds hate each other so much? I don't see KFP jannies, takodachis or teamates infighting to this level.
>>31800000Your digits, hand them over
>>31799768Thats fucking gay, shoulda let her become mr. Knoxville
>>31799957>we
>>31799970Holo threads would be better with mandatory castrations.
>>31800000Kiara never reads books anon...
>>31800019Based
>>31799970bro but moona thicc
>>31799879Watching the VOD of Sora's 600k stream, just got to the point she hit it. Can't imagine how the girl felt, and that's even with hearing the tears in her voice. That being said, man did chat live up to the yellow monkey image, though. Really puts into perspective how much money the EN girls get thrown at them.
>>31799859I just downloaded these but I'll never listen to them.
>>31799978>Miko likes to watch.
>>31800000>Kiara retaliates against the Takodachi and starts the first chaos war
>>31800006It’s going to feel better then an orgasm, is this what missing someone you love feels like?
>>31799970Unity includes all branches (even the homos)
For discussion: What would you think if these Vtubers went the 3D streamer route, and not have a schedule, and just play or do what they felt like for the day, as long as they meet their contractual obligations?
>>31800036It's because the latter are cults
>>31799997And Ame's might cost more depending on who gets to set the priceBless the Anons who share these
>>31799784Uhh I want to fuck an alien
I want Gura to crawl out of hiding specifically because Chumbuds are so insufferable during their withdrawals.
>>31800024It's weird, out of all the JPs posted here, I still haven't had a good reason to watch her, people don't really post "Fat cat is streaming, come watch!" or anything
>>31799990Kiara's voice pack, it also has Hinotori without singing and that's ithttps://files.catbox.moe/bgvs32.mp3
>>31800000Checked
Hey anons I've got a really stupid question. I've never bought a voice pack before so how exactly does it work? Can I still use a proxy service? Will they just send me the files?
>>31800038Sharkmeido always deleted early threads back before he was emasculated and became trannymeido's bitch
>>31799978>can a haaton explain?HAACHAMA-CHAMA~~~
>>31799988If you're the one making early threads, fuck off. We've all seen what happens when people do that. The problem just shifts from five threads being made at once after thread death, to five threads being made early and retards starting to pre-load threads 50, 100, 150, 200, etc posts before the thread dies.The right answer has always been "first thread made right and after death, meidos clean up the failures." Just because meidos are slow doesn't mean that isn't still the right way.
>>31800055Based
>>31799869Haram not illegal
>>31800006This but unironically
>>31800019Based and true
>>31800000Probably not. But I'm gonna check out that book, thanks.
>>31800071Chumbuds love for their oshi is bigger then the mountains that line the earth
>pregnant women drink water>Gura drinks water???????????????????????SHE'S PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31800036the people who like my oshi do it for the wrong reasons and only want the worst for her so they have something to derive amusement from, why the fuck would I like people like that?
>>31800036Their oshis problems are the most similar so they can more easily get under the other's skin.
>>31799978Haachama's been doing all these weird challenges since she got back to Japan... And yeah I guess she had some kinda electric shock thing on herself while she was doing her 3D live (or at least for the first part, idk if she kept it on the entire time)Also she was planning some other form of self-torture but managment actually gave it the veto so she did the lotion masturbation stream instead.
I do, infact, wish to be double paizuri'd by Kiara and Reine while they whisper in my ear.Just wanted to get that out there.
>>31799976
>>31800036Because if a janny turns against the hive mind they just send the death squad after him and you never hear about it.
>>31799857how does it feel to hold the hand of someone you love? Oh right you will never know that anymore Gura cause she's interlinked with us now, stay salty you brrat
>>31799939>>31800024Are we not posting her magnum opus?https://youtu.be/3dhVWy9nK0U
>>31800090Same.......desu.
>>31800056I think so
>>31799924>GURA will post her schedule todayI'm not so sure about that anymore. I've got a bad feeling.
>>31799784>>31799835Guess it's time to fap to iofi.
>>31799914Breed...
>>31800072Fat cat has been streaming mother3 and that game is very good, you should watch. I also like the donkey kong playthrough, mainly because i am child who laughs at funny monkey, just like okayu
Moririn?
What happened to Gura saying she wanted to become better at scheduling this year?
>>31800083This thread was still an early thread. It showed up at the same time as the other one. It just got picked because tits.
>>31800083>The problem just shifts from five threads being made at once after thread death, to five threads being made early and retards starting to pre-load threads 50, 100, 150, 200, etc posts before the thread dies.People used to say this about /vg/ too and yet somehow, bar the absolute shittiest generals there, this doesn't happen.
>>31799923Even though it's all "guilty until proven innocent" bullshit, I want him to actually fuck off from the rest of hololive.
>>31800036>Chumbuds and Deadbeats are always fighting against each other>Chumbuds and Deadbeats are also the first to defend each other when being shat on by othersBecause both are rivals that are also good friends and both can handle top tier bants
>>31799978She sang the first song while wearing one of those shock workout devices. She then wanted to use lotion, somehow, in her RFA stream, was told by no by management, and then proceeded to do a lotion ASMR which is exactly as lewd as it sounds for 20 minutes before suddenly stopping it and saying 'she's satisfied' in chat. Don't fucking ask me to explain any of that shit, I just watched it happen.
Guys im getting worried, Gura usually likes or retweets stuff by now..
>>31800071Nah you're just a little bitch. Chumbuds are the most reasonable, level-headed and patient members of a cult.
I'm going to take a long hot shower which means Ame will definitely community post while I'm gone. Enjoy.
Y’all need to be eating better. Try subbing an Abocabo for something!
>>31800083i don't make any threads. have a nice day!
>>31800126She meant next year as in 2022.
>>31799920
>>31800036KFP and Takos are dangerous cults.And you can't criticize our Lady and Saviour Amelia Watson on /ameg/
>>31799912wtf pekodam sucks
>>31800058On shcedules: EN should definitely keep them. It's kinda understandable if the JPs don't always have it, they pretty much only have to focus on one timezone, EOPs are a teritary concern. But for EN they pretty much have to be considerate for half the world because they speak English.
>>31800113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9UJ6Npwroget it right anon...
how's Artia doing these days?
>>31800072She and Korone feel like they're on their own island, separate from the rest of hololive. Even when they collab with others, it's like they're collabing with someone from a different company. That's just the vibe I get.
>>31800125Yes please
>>31800126Schedules?
>>31800036deadbeats have no friends
Don't worry chumbuds, Gura is safe and sound with me.
>>31800118i kinda do too...
Oh no! I just spilled a bucket of paint on the floor! Anon would you kindly help me clean it up?
>>31800104>>31799978>kiara's offcollab on sunday is with haachamayou have concerned me.
>>31800133Him, and that faggot Moistman
>>31800158Is she allergic to english or something?
i want kiara to lay an egg live
Reminder
>>31799859Her voice in those is kind of hot...
>>31800071I like how when Ame went missing teamates were worried sick about her, while chumbuds have to deal with entitled HERfags right now.
>>31799980lacy black pantsu... cute>>31800104Is Haachama an M?
>>31800162Still delaying the debut of her new incarnation I believe
Why does Korone even like Okayu even though she's fat
>>31800055>HC (Hololive Century) 0021.>The Principality of the Phoenix drops the first bucket of chicken on Earth to spark the war against the Tako Federation Forces
>>31800036Your phrasing is a bit awkward, are you saying deadbeats and chumbuds dislike each other, or are you saying deadbeats hate deadbeats and chumbuds hate chumbuds? because the latter makes some degree of sense, the former doesn't fit any pattern I've seen.
Kinda bored. Do I write another Polka pasta or do my reps to better understand Luna?
>>31800169The fanbase really does reflect the streamer, huh.
Gura forgot to schedule her meals this week and it's at the ICU.
>>31800188fuck off faggot, we went over this
>>31800192It's a never ending war until someone dies...
>>31799859I really hope Ame's voice pack has a bit more content to it. I know the unique scenarios are supposed to be the attractive thing about voice packs, but there's not even enough time to get immersed in the scenario when they're THAT short.
>>31800006This is the first time in my memory there were so many needy schizoposts for two days straight when Gura posted her schedule late. Usually there's maybe an hour of shitposting and then nothing until her schedule shows up. Antis are really going full out this time, huh?
>>31800036We are both one in the same. 2 sides of the same coin. Mori is too open to outside influence while Gura is too scared to interact with others. In the end we must fight until the end of time in an eternal deadlock.
>>31799784PAGI
>>31800177AARRGH I'M ANGRY NOW!
>>31799997You're not buying voice packs on a value proposition, they're to support the 'chuuba.
>>31800170Something about this fellow seems... off.
>>31800135>>31799978Australia unironically fried her brain
>>31800130>bar the absolute shittiest generals thereExactly. Most generals are slow and insular enough that the regulars know how shit gets done. Hololive Generals are so fast and attact so many people from all across the site that we have a deluge of newfags who gleefully break the customs. Unless they get enforced, it's only going to get worse.
>>31800130>bar the absolute shittiest generals thereWhat exactly do you think /hlgg/ is
>>31800138she commited.
Cast a spell on HLGG... This is now a discord thread
GURA SCHEDULEhttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1345052684567662592
>>31800195Haachama knows that her fans are S, and that clip watchers certainly are.
>>31800211anon i'm just joking around. but i agree that something seems off, and i'm kinda worried about her. i hope she's okay.
>>31800217
>>31800206booba..
>>31800177No it looks better like that
>>31800225Where the little girls at
I feel like Korone is the only real gamer girl in hololive
>>31800036They don't. The only negative relationship between fanbases here is Teamates' one-sided hatred for Deadbeats caused by Ame and Mori's relative sub numbers.
>>31800200>or are you saying deadbeats hate deadbeats and chumbuds hate chumbuds?That's what I meant.
>>31800183To be fair, i think her english audience is quite small. Also she is a little lazy
>>31800135>she's satisfiedWhat the fuck
>>31800228Towa baby.....
>>31800228towa baby...
>>31800228GAHHHHHH I DON'T WANNA GET GROUNDPOUNDED
>>31799978>can a haaton explainNo, no I can't
>>31800195the chama cannot be categorised in such simple terms as S and M
>>31800220>>31800221Fair points, I hadn't considered that.
>>31800211Nah don't even pretend that the schizoposting didn't ramp up purely because of what happened on Sunday and the days following it.
>>31800225I'll suck your dick for admin bro please
>>31800228This better be towa baby
Gura died to covid. RIP.https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1345539230337007617
>>31800184Again?
>>31800072>>31800122her donkey kong playthrough is amazxing background noisealso she adores chunky kong"Chun-kee~"
>>31800203__Luna________________________________
>>31799859It sounds like she's trying really hard to enunciate which makes this feel a bit unnatural.
>>31800228Where's the highest quality for this animation
>>31800152One compromise I wouldn't mind is that the girls only schedule timeslots. That way they can decide what they want to do on the day but people can still plan to watch live.
>>31800228Baby Towa...
>>31800180I believe Kiara is cooking for Haachama, so she'll be safe until Haachama pulls a handful of bugs out of her pocket and offers them to chimken without any warning.
>>31800183She speaks a little English in that video. 2:47
>>31800181>MoistmanIt's the other way around, it's Mori that kept mentioning him. He's just minding his own business, it's his fans that keep pestering him about a certain reaper.
>>31800228>project divaWHAT
>>31800058Pretty much what >>31800152 said. I'm a eurobeat and while I can make it work to watch a Mori stream at 4 am, I can't justify staying up to 4 am every night just in case she happens to feel like streaming at that hour.
>>31800036I kind of find it funny that Deadbeats are showing different strains again after their oshi got more US stream slots. Before it was pretty easy to understand the cringekino factor, but now we've got deadbeats who think laughter is a sign that deadbeats hate their oshi, when it's clearly just having a sense of humor about something getting scuffed.I swear, it was strange as hell seeing most deadbeats tell other anons they understood their oshi's appeal when they started laughing during the ASMR stream and saying she was retarded, but cute, but then one or two deadbeats started saying if you didn't feel shame and sadness about it, you were no different from an anti. It was all in good fun, and even though Moririn was frustrated, we all know she'll get back up and keep trying until she finds some way of getting something to work, for better or worse depending on what she aims that bull-headedness at.
>>31800180Don't worry, Kiara is cooking for Haachama so hopefully no one dies of food poisoning.>>31800230Haachama-dom...
>>31800228>>31800262Not towa baby but still acceptable
>>31800267the first one is completely unnatural enunciated or not
>Cumchuds will defend this
>>31800239I want to know too
>>31800225I cast a spell on you specifically for an upcoming flood to sweep your shack away and you disappear forever
>>31800000Those are somne bloody nice digits
>>31800225Hey why is there still a 1min timer?
>>31800246Don't fucking ask me. I'm not even a Haaton, I'm just a deadbeat who's had a fucked sleep schedule because of Mori.
>>31800275If she tardwrangled her chat, most of her issues with this shit would go away.It's infuriating.
>>31800000Wait, there's a movie?How does it compare to the book? I wanted to read it for a while
>>31800291 this fellow seems like he’s an attentionfag and a leech
>ames sister still at it
>>31800292That's nothing. Check THIS out.
I wish Gura wasn't moody and emotional to the point it affects her well-being greatly.
>>31800149>Can't criticize Ame or you'll get the full wrath of god>Can criticize Ina but there's nothing really to criticize about. Plus Tako's are super chill so baiting for (You)s is a fools errand>Both Chumbuds and Deadbeats come to each others defense when getting criticized but at the same time criticize each other for the bants>God won't save you if you criticize Kiara. There is no God. Only Kiara
>>31800177 Comet love
>>31800208Most voice scenarios are only 3-4 mins. Out of the ones I have, Okayu has a few that are almost 7mins, but her entire pack is also almost $100 for 1h9m of content.
>>31799859>the stereo kissesAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31800280I can't even say Gura can do no wrong without a few schizos telling me all the things she did wrong. People need to recognize shitposting.
Polka should join in on Haachama's self-harm streams, idk what she's t hinking leaving out the biggest M in hololive.
>>31800275>it's Mori that kept mentioning him.Because the faggots in her chat keep bringing him up. She spoke about him once, on a video that wasn't even on her channel, and somehow subhumans took this to mean that they could keep bringing him up. I maintain that she would've stopped talking about him ages ago if retards learned to shut their fucking mouths and started following Rule 4.
>>31800291
>>31800036Strange. I was under the impression that Deadbeats and Teamates were the ones that hated each other the most here.
>>31800318>There is no God
>"Hey that's Gura's Girlfriend! No no no no..."Ame reacting to being called Gura's gf>"Sure you can call me your girlfriend, whatever helps you sleep better at night"Ame's reaction when teamates call her their gf/u/schizo's it's over you never had a chance
>>31800292You're right. I will defend it from anything and anyone.
>>31800254Nothing really happened on Sunday, she just overslept and forgot about her stream. It's a nothingburger, as always. All the drama in these threads is always the most retarded shit no matter what chuuba is involved. It's always just shitposters making a mountain out of a molehill.
>>31800341Yin YangPolar opposites, polar tastes, makes for more interesting dynamic
>>31800313Is Haachama streaming?
>>31800336Enma-chan isn't going to let any holos near a Haachama self-harm stream. Closest are the cooking challenges and those are nowhere near as bad.
>>31800328I still say that just to piss on them
>paying for voice packsI'll buy physical packs but not voice-only stuff
>>31799866pussymankothe oyster
I haven't slept in like 5 days, am I gonna miss any important streams if I go ahead and sleep now? Or should I wait longer?
>>31800291How does it feel to know that this guy, cuck and pedophile may he be, has gotten more pussy than you ever will in your entire life.
OH NONONONO
>>31800341Deadbeats don't hate Teamates, but Teamates (not all mind you) really hate Deadbeats and Mori.I wonder why.
>>31800225I don't know what to do...
Gura should drop schedules. She should do spontaneous streams at any given moment and stop putting pressure on herself by forcing a schedule to happen. Members should be notified and those that want to support her will do so regardless of what she does. It's not entirely fair to everyone but you will never, as an online presence, ever be able to satisfy everyone with what you say or do. She clearly isn't good at keeping up with schedules, she's better at improvising and doing things her way, so this needs to be encouraged rather than frowned upon. She can be the wildcard of the group. She can use a schedule for important events.Discuss.
https://note.com/tanigo/n/n2b4103bac553>COVER (Communication x Virtual)what the fuck YAGOO
>>31800341There is the HER and antiHER civil war in the chumbuds, amongst the many other smaller battles. The only real division amongst the teammates is whether to cast out the goslings or not, and that might have been brought to an end by Ame herself.
>>31800225Can I get a spell for this. Gura is suffering from sleep paralysis for the entire day.
How do Deadbeats feel about M*ri completely ignoring all their pleas to stop sucking Charlie's dick literally non-stop in the T3 stream?
>>31800162Didn't she do a face reveal?
>>31800293
>>31800036I can't be bothered to hate anyonet.chumbud.
>>31800341If you're under any sort of impression like that regardless of the fanbases in question, then you're wrong.
>>31800295INAAAAAAAAAA
>>31800372>He doesn't knowI used to watch this guy and one of his biggest "schticks" was being a fucking virgin. He never even fucked his gf. And as far as i know he didn't even have sex with that 17 year old.
>>31800369better give it another 2 or 3 days to be safe. I think Ame streams in a few hours
>>31800351I agree that it was nothing but it was certainly ammunition and you can't pretend that chumbuddies weren't pretty shaken up about the whole thing. It's just that the genuine fans moved past it in a couple hours while the schizos kept using it to write these absolutely wild narratives that kept baiting chumbuds for DAYS.
>>31800374I don't hate anybody, Mori and Ame overlap threads have been really comfy most of the times
>>31799866Hopefully she tries her hand at fried chicken. Or gives us a complete curveball and tries her hand at some complicated Japanese recipie
>>31800273>>31800273>Kiara cooking for Haachamawhere was this mentioned again?
>>31800341Nah. Teamates just really hate deadbeats and MoriDeadbeats don't really care about Teamates. Only Chumbuds for the banter
>>31800372i've had sex with 27 girls though? All of them were holos
>>31800380HOLY FUCKING DEEP LORE
>>31800338While that is true, it is also true that she wants his manlet dick
>>31800369Your oshi's guerilla stream will be in 15 minutes, please be patient
>>31800373Serves her right.
>post yfw Enma's L2D is finally revealed, it's drawn and rigged by Ina
>>31800341Deadbeats and Teamates have so little overlap that they barely know each other exists. There is ONE guy who always compares how little work Mori does to how much work Ame does and then bemoans the fact that Mori gets way more superchats. Sometimes he complains that Mori stole ideas from Ame. But that's one guy, and there aren't any others.
>>31800379Ogey
Hey guys, check out this cool art I found.
>>31800323It's also Ame's first one so it might not be a huge one to start off with
>>31800203Polka pasta>Yagoo´s favorite>created cover corp. and hololive/stars>first holo>makes all the financial decisions behind the scenes>cute>speaks 12 languages fluently including russian, english and latin>won 3 nobel prices>successful singer/songwriter>produced SSS and all other hololive songs>Befriended everyone >responsible for recruitment>handels all the tech stuff>does 3d rigging and character design for new gens in her free time>beautiful>legal representative>Born comedian>destroyed all antis by merely existing>war veteran>best person to collab with>first person to reach the north pole>exremely charismatic>saved an orphange full of children>did not dox her genmates>assassinated the US ambassador in Guatemala>rich>famous>talented
>>31800299Holy shit, she really was pent up after being in kangaroo land for so long
>>31800373My little daughter is letting other girls have the spotlight, she's so considered and I love her so much.
>>31800266Her anniversary goods are so cute. I'm not a Lunaito but I'm tempted to get them.
>>31800380More like Communication X Vertual
Why did Ame have to say she's youthful and fertile? Now I'm more uncontrollably horny for her than I've ever been before that stream...
>>31800413Haachama has a bunch of allergies, so Kiara is going to have to cook around them.
>>31800379Eh if it works for Polka i don't see why it wouldn't work for EN
>>31800126I remember her saying she wanted to have a day off in between streams to give her more to talk about, she said that during the afk minecraft where she got her trident.
>>31800379Guerilla Gura.
>>31800373Civia! CIVIA! THOSE BLASTED CHINKS NEVER DESERVED YOU! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO!
>>31799939finga shotto
UnironicallyIf you guys love Hololive so much, you can get hired and know their roomates closer
>>31800036I dont hate anyone other than SEAniggers and bored baitposting niggers. Find something else to do, watch an anime or something.t.chumbud
>>31800382bibbity bobbity Gura is now Carson`s property
>>31800058The popular streamers with consistent viewers get to that point because they stream consistently. I mainly watch Amelia, nothing is different besides the fact that she starts streaming earlier (3PM PST versus prime time 6-7PM PST).Ina and Ame are both good about this.
>>31800373Dagger....
>>31800328Well, you know what they say. It is hard to read sarcasm in a different language. ESLs have always had a hard time with it.I'm still honestly shocked that the schizos either bought bots to flood threads with bullshit, or hired some SEAnigs to be dedicated antiposters reading off of a script, because all of a sudden we've had multiple instances of exact reply chains and posts repeating themselves trying to be antis for one of the girls within less than a minute. It baffles the mind.
>>31800379please stop suggesting this. she would just skip one day after the next until she was in breach of contract and feel horrible about it the entire time.
>>31800346It's over /u/bros...The gosling chads have won
>>31800424If she actually learned how to rig just for that then my knees would implode.
>>31800366Give me Rushia's voice pack.
>>31800451>He doesn't know
>>31800431that colour looks a bit boring...
>>31800431oh hey it's me
>>31800303The problem with Mori is that she's too retarded to tardwrangle her chat. She literally has a mind of a young teenager, which explains why she wanted to collab with him because of his dick "jokes" before cover said no.
>>31800203Write more pastas
>>31800271This is what Okayu does - she lists the times she'll be streaming, but generally doesn't list what she's doing until the day of the stream.https://twitter.com/nekomataokayu/status/1345124768115163137
>>31800225Return to crying on stream, black sheep. I will always appear to block your spells.
>>31800432I always wondered if any holo girl has fought in a war before desu...
>>31800338She could have wrangled them long ago if she wanted to.
>>31800438>>31800268I know it's Sankaku, but this is the highest quality 1080p for the Ame animationhttps://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/23518357
>>31800379Gura can't even remember to eat without schedules. She'll end up violating her contract if she doesn't make one.
>>31800341Literally what are you talking about? Teamates and Deadbeats don't hate each other. Falseflaggers and any one of the many flavors of people trying to shit up these threads just use each of the girls to try to shit on the others.
>>31800453I'm sure anyone who gets hired by cover in order to become more familiar with the girls roommates is not at all dangerous and has no problems with their brain.
>>31800271Discussion OP here. I was thinking along this line too, to be more precise. Have a schedule of streaming, but the content being streamed isn't predetermined at the beginning of the week.
Deadbraps.. we're seasoned in this department. I want you to take this phrase and burn it into your mind, and then repeat it every time you know a SEAnigger typed a post. 'It's Okay When Mori Does It'.
>>31800341I hate everyone
>>31800424Would you rather>Enma doesn't speak at all but she can type so fast it cancels out (No text-to-speech)OR>Enma speaks but she's completely monotone and half the time sounds bored even when she's gutting rrats and protecting your oshi
>>31800228Does anyone know if another holo is in his character poll for january?
>>31800036>>31800243I thought as much, but a lot of the other replies didn't seem to get that. I can't really disagree with that as a deadbeat (even when the ones here agree we end up shitting on her chat) and chumbuds seem... well they have a daily war about roommate shit nobody else cares about so I assume there's some other tensions in that camp.
>>31800472Man if you would give a guy a hint it would make his day
>>31800453i cannot even get a retail job what makes you think cover would hire me?
>>31800488Ina is Korean so she's at least gone through basic training.
>schedulesand they still overlapjust look at this shit, any bets which stream gonna get pushed on short notice?like half an hour prior in a small tweet
>>31800498Then fuck you too, Harry Potter girl.
>>31800484You have no power here dogfucker...
>>31800346You have made this same post almost every thread since like 2 streams ago. No one cares.
Why do people pretend to like Shion?
>>31800431That's a big tako
>>31799870*steals bread*
>>31800481yeah, this would be fine. i don't care at all what she's streaming.
>>31800379Without a schedule, Gura will not stream. Ever.What she should actually do is schedule estimated times instead of precise ones. I get the feeling she wastes a lot of energy worrying about being ready and available at specific times and would greatly benefit from just doing things at her own pace and starting the stream whenever she's ready.
>>31800465>Drawn by Ina>L2D by Lamy's rigger
>>31800407I still remember when one of TTP faggots tweeted "a" and there were bait posts about Gura being on their podcasts for a while. I'm not even talking about the amount of shit Mori and Kiara get all the time for fucking nothing. Man, I wish for simpler days when it was just one well moderated thread with minimum amount of antis.
>>31800490it's even more beautiful in it's 1080p detail
I want to marry Shion
>>31800380>we will strive to provide indispensable services and be recognized as an organization necessary for society.He really does plan for global domination, huh.
>>31800501>Enma speaks but she's completely monotone and half the time sounds bored even when she's gutting rrats and protecting your oshiI mean, that's how I imagined Enma. All business all the time, no bullshit.
>>31800499based
>>31800379>Gura can’t even remember to eat without scheduling I don’t know man.. she needs it more then us to be honest. Gura would probably come close to breaching her contract, or even breach it.
gura must have some seriously stinky pits when you think about it
>>31800508Spoonfeeding is for faggots.
>>31800341condomates
>>31800451https://streamable.com/mooyzk
>not in a suitC'mon man
>>31800554Dangit
gura wasnt doing well so I prescribed her some new meds. as long as she takes her dose everyday she'll be feeling much better
>>31800280I understand Mori's appeal, I just think most deadbeats here are mean-spirited in how they seem to look forward to and enjoy her failures more than her successes. Every other post nowadays feels like it's either waiting for her to fail or laughing at her if/when she does, no different than when they beg for her to do something stupid after one of her genmates has a yab and they want the thread to take their frustration out on the designated punching bag. That they frame it as Mori taking a bullet for the team instead of them just laughing at her makes it all the stranger to me. It's like watching an abusive relationship where one of them writes it all off as just banter even when the other gives the impression of taking it seriouslyt. not a deadbeat
gura gura gura gura bgutura guaraugaururguaqrauguawguawuauwfugauw
>>31800380>HOLOLIVE(HOLY x LOLI x LITMUS PAPER)My god, I cant believe I was so dumb.
>>31800514I can't wait for Gen 2, overlapautists will blow a gasket.
>>31800304There's two films, one from 1930 and another 1979. The first film won two Academy Awards and a Best Picture Oscar, so it's probably really good. I only watched the 1979 films, and it's one of my favourite war movies. It portrayed the First World War pretty authentically with some autism-satisfying attention to detail at parts. The book itself is a 100% worthwhile read. They all really drive home how WW1 soldiers went through some real life-scarring shit on the frontlines and how the home front was no less comforting.
>>31800379Someone made a good point that as a streamer with a variety of international viewers, schedules help a lot for the viewer to know when she is on. I did make the suggestion that perhaps she doesn't need to predetermine what she streams for the week and just do what she wants to for the day. But at the very least, stream times should be planned.
>>31800501Both have their appeal, but two especially is boner-inducing.
>>31800572Thanks doc
>>31800467https://nyaa.si/view/1321313
>>31800341I've never felt a lot of animosity besides that one guy who thinks his screenshot of 5 posts from october is going to start a war and won't shut up about it, and occasionally numberfagging 'SHE DOESN'T DESERVE IT' posts that could be from anyone.
>>31800379Bad idea, I know her personality type and it would just result in ayame level streaming times.
>>31800572Thanks doc she needed some adderall badly
>>31800426>Deadbeats and Teamates have so little overlap that they barely know each other exists.It feels so weird being a deadmate around here.
>>31800379This works for other holos but this will not work for Gura. She will procrastinate until the conditions are just PERFECT. We'll get a single stream a week if we're lucky.
>>31800513Didn't they already leave Korea before then?
>>31800379I'm used to streamers doing this so I really wouldn't give a fuck. Whether or not it'd work for Gura herself I don't know.
Anyone picking up the $100 Coco plush? I'm considering it.
>>318000583d streamers don't bother with schedules since they'll stream almost every day at the same time, plus they'll average 6 to 8 hours per stream so it's not easy to miss it and you rarely watch all of it.
>>31800380>This year, under the mission of "Let's make a culture that the world loves," we will take on the challenge of creating new products in order to create two-dimensional entertainment with unprecedented new value.Oh, so they actually do have a goal of "Hololive Culture."I wonder if Soraposter got it right on how/if they actually define it, or if they just go by whatever seems right at the time.
>>31800552god damn that's hot, i really want to smell her after she's skipped bathing for a few days
Hips, yo.
>>31800597Here he is, >>31800557 , thinking it matters.
>>31800501>Enma speaks but she's completely monotone and half the time sounds bored even when you're pounding her christmas cake asshot as fuck
>>31800514Someone mentioned they have an internal schedule calendar but with this I highly doubt any of the check it anymore
>>31800402Not to mention said girlfriend dumped him in the most humiliating way possible. no matter how much of a pathetic loser we may be, none of us have been made into a cuckold in front 1,5M people.
>>31800529>Around the 2nd week of February I'll probably do a karaoke, if I feel like it. But maybe I'll just watch cooking shows on the TV and lay on the couch, I might let you know on Twitter. Or not.
>>31800547>Kiara does basically anything>You can faintly hear Enma say "god damn it"I agree. I imagine Enma as the "no bullshit" type
>>31800481Yeah, that's perfect. That way if they get particularly invested in a game they can keep playing it, or if they lose motivation they can just drop it and do something else. Right now it seems like they all feel the need to diversify every day but I don't think that's necessary, and having no set schedule would probably help with that.
>>31799976Me too?
>>31800446She just said that like last week.
>>31800149>you can't criticize our Lady and Saviour Amelia Watson on /ameg/
I miss you Gura, sorry for being creepy.
>>31800572doctor, arigato.
>>31800341What are you talking about schizochama? There's just 1 retard trying to push the Deadbeats vs Teamates narrative but that isn't reality.
>>31800610Same here, watch a lot of streamers. The luxury of being a streamer is more flexibility in your hours. As long as she fulfills contractual obligations, I'm cool with it.
>>31800624This is one fat duck
>>31800604The chess match is gonna be a nightmare around here.
>>31800583Well she pretty much does stream in the same time window every week. It's been slowly drifting to about 9/10/11 pm EST every stream.
>>31800624BUILT for noodle shilling
>>31800424>>31800501Am I the only one that doesn't want Enma to actually join the cast? I'd rather they remain in the background like they are now.
I don't know why people say you can't criticize x chuuba in these threads, you CAN criticize them it's just that a bunch of people are gonna call you a fag.
>>31800338It's too late now. It'll be a lesson for her when her fandom gets out of control.
>>31800649
>>31800572ありがとうございます。先生
>>31800454not on my watch you dehydrated barracuda
>>31800501>>Enma speaks but she's completely monotone and half the time sounds bored even when she's gutting rrats and protecting your oshiThis. This is the one. Bonus if her pitch only somewhat goes up when the conversation involves coffee
>>31800629The girls know laughably little about one another. I always find it astounding when I watch a stream of one and they go "oh x is streaming?"Like they know so little about what the others do it's comical.
>>31800130I am pretty sure it has happened here a lot. Sharkmeido just happened to have it under control when the dictatorship was still in effect.
>>31800341I like Amelia and enjoy Goslingposters, the latter because I understand them. I do not like most other teamates that I deal with.
>>31799976Thanks for the news, r.ratman.
Some people in Ame's stream are probably going to ask ame where Gura is. Think she'll be irritated?
>>31800676thank gurney gigabit
>>31799859Poor Kiara
>>31800632With huke-papa as her accomplice, of course.
>>31800379She will literally just revert back to HER, I’m 99% sure that the schedule stuff is better at keeping her on track instead of her own whims
>>31800676Thanks, Ground Gunner.
>>31800374I loathe deadbeats but not Mori, looking forward to the collab this week.t.eamate.
>>31800688I haven't ever seen that level of stupidity.
>>31800655Her sleep schedule is probably mega fucked and is drifting too.
>>31800624I WANNA PLAY SAUSAGE HERO WITH SUBARU!
>>31800036KFP Employees don't fight the other fanbases because they're too busy fighting off legions of falseflaggers from SEA. Takos reflect their oshi and just chill and vibe, as one of the only ones to make a real effort to control their fanbase early on.
>>31800676Away with you child soldier
>>31800490The booru is the only thing that site is good for and even that's going downhill recently.
>>31800595>7 more imagesjust dump the rest and stop teasinghttps://twitter.com/bbbbungle/status/1346245966467395585
>>31800208>>31800323You just know Ame went overboard with it. Hasn't she been talking about recording stuff for it since November?
>>31800640this but unironically
The worst thing about vtuber's announcements is when they hype it up for a while and you know it's just merch or a collab. Like Ame's been doing this and giggling a lot like it's something super duper special but we all know it's just merch
>>31800688She'll ignore it if it happens.
>>31800654>chessThey'd really better not. The worst part is I know that if they do, they'll gain viewers in the process.
>>31800641https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1344535247954837506?s=20
why do people keep calling polka fat?
>>31800501>>31800678you guys know enma is a guy/several people, right?
>>31800454you know Gura is much older than Carson , right?
>>31800574If she really didn't want people to find it amusing, she wouldn't have gone ahead with the stream even though she knew the mic wasn't set up properly and tried to troubleshoot it live with help from fucking chat of all places. While we all would have preferred her to have a successful then scuffed stream, we can either laugh at it knowing she'll do better next time, or we could be depressed. Which do you think a streamer would want their fans to do?
>>31800589B-based...
>>31800706Her tweet when she (might’ve) slept through her Sunday stream suggests that her sleep schedule is upside down
>>31800522UOOOOOOOOOOOOHFRIEND'S EXPOSED ARMPIT....... EROTIC TuT
>>31800728Her delicious thighs
>>31797569chances are Nabi put it there because she legit doesn't know who Ina is, in one of her streams someone told her Ina is korean too but she kind of didn't believe it despite Ina's debut being enough to learn thator /hlgg/ as usual vastly overplaying the "no directly linking to alt identities" rule not realizing you only notice it because you are in the know and are specifically looking for it, like watching a movie with a bunch of twists for the nth time vs first viewing
>>31800711Based
>>31800684>I do not like most other teamates that I deal with.Why not?
>>31800366Does anyone ever do subs for these? Just curious.
>>31800724At least it'll be worth it for the Seventh Seal reference
>>31800731About 1 year apart.
Gura is the daughter of Putin
>>31800703watch me
>>31800662It's just fun speculation, Anon. Enma works best when she's the unseen assailant that works in the background killing anything that would harm the holo's
>none of HoloEN is streaming right nowwhy
>>31800706she drifted a whole day in the past month or so. i feel bad for her.
>>31800149Ame criticism needs to be more than just "shes a whore" or "she reminds me of a woman i hate, so i hate her"
>>31800506Nah, its pretty much only that and schizos milking her every mistake for all they can get. Maybe we argue about what kinds of content she should do, if she enjoys variety content or if she should stick to regular stuff (like minecraft), but that's as far as Chumbuds go. We'll take pretty much anything Gura gives us.
>>31800715Ame was recording stuff as recently as yesterday. She 100% did it last minute like always
>>31800715Yeah, she HAS mentioned a lot of recording recently. If all of that is going into the voice pack and not some other project, it'll be absolutely massive.
>>31800724Don't worry, Mori confirmed they're gonna do it.
>>31800438>Why did Ame have to say she's youthful and fertile?To make you uncontrollably horny for her.
>>31800149>And you can't criticize our Lady and Saviour Amelia Watson on /ameg/
Does Gura usually wait this late to retweet and like stuff? I’m worried bros
>>31800728poruka...
>>31800754Gura is over 9k years old, the fuck you on about?
>>31800728Because I’m going to bust a fat nut on her forehead
>>31800514Where do you want Gura to put her stream times on this schedule? People will be annoyed at her for overlapping but it's impossible not to and still hit her regulars.
>>31800706She has talked about her fucked up sleep schedule before. Enma needs to get these girls melatonin.
>>31800791You're right my bad I'm a retard at math.
>>31800133His shit is pretty much done, he groomed two retarded teens into sending him nudes because he's a minecraft player ala Lionmaker. He's fucked
>>31800789She's dead. Just accept it.
>>31799923Not a fan of this guy, but people calling a 19 year old a groomer for dating a 17 year old are retarded. Not even illegal in either state.Still glad Gura ignored him though
>>31800715>Ame>not waiting til last minute to hastily finish her projectsyou just know
>>31800734Anon, he's been doing this all day. Stop giving him (you)'s.
>>31800536Ha, that reminds me that the entire narrative around that centered on Gura saying she had changed her settings in OBS to record something. Antis ran with that for days, and then a month later we learned it was just for the Holofes stuff.
>>31800719>he wasn't there for the T5 stream when she told us it was a robotic sex doll
>>31800789no, we'd usually have heard from her by now. i'm worried too. but this still isn't THAT far off from her norm.
>>31800763Kiara on holidayGura on hiatus (In futuro)Ina taking breakAme talking to membersMori trying to figure out ASMR micPlease understand
>>31800767I have nothing to criticize about her.But I do hate the attitude that she's the second coming of Jesus around here.
>>31800795Based
>>31800745>members pictureturn towards the wall anon
>>31800688It'll be stupid to ask Amelia about it but she's been better recently on deflecting and moving on.
>>31800728THICC TOCK, ALL OTHER VTUBERS. Polka was the first to master thigh jiggle physics technology!https://youtu.be/4y7n6j9-5-Y
>>31800372I'm elbow deep in Mori RN
>>31800694AO-chan would be her accomplice at bestNo nonsense demon rrat hunter Enma and her familiar AO "Ban the infidels" chan
>>31800777I'm gonna get drunk before the stream. That should help.
>>31800574I don't shitpost about Mori myself, but I don't take her yabs and scuffs seriously either. There's no stake for me in any of this, it's entertainment. Overthinking this stuff, getting invested in a bad way leads to schizoposting, drama and rrats and I have this shit even more than the shitposts, so I'll rather have a cheeky laugh and move on. Especially on here. If I had a closer contact with her, it'd be something different and you can see that even in her T2 and T3 chats, which are much more civil and level headed.
>>31800754Close to the same age gap he had with the other girl
>>31800830But ame has not done anything wrong, so she is basically Jesus
>>31800796Overlapping Mori or Kiara is fine, they're the ones who forced themselves into the already saturated streaming times.
>>31800748I completely forgot Nabi was Korean, Ina probably did help with the translation then
>>31800835Someone posted it here first how was I supposed to know?
>>31799997kek just wait for ames
>>31800811Nah, even if it's just a falseflagging shitposter, it's a coherent and thought out question, which makes me nostalgic for when Mori antis actually had to put in effort, and if it's not, it's an interesting discussion.
>>31800731She is 9000 years old of course she is
>>31800719We know it's all merch because we know about how Hololive functions, but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a good chunk of her viewerbase that wasn't even aware of the JP talents, let alone birthdays/anniversaries/etc.
>>31800854N**T...
Should I ask the police to perform a wellness check at Gura's address? I'm genuinely concerned.
>>31800830You having that reaction is exactly why its posted. Just be more relaxed bro, dont take everything so seriously.
Looks like Gura got herself a boyfriend. Good for her.
>>31800026why is the cat angry ?
>>31800879 I’m going there right now actually, what are you wearing? We can meet her together
>>31800808Having nudes of a 17 year old is illegal regardless of where you are
>>31800719I mean it's not really a surprise for anyone but absolute morons, so what is there to be disappointed about?
>>31800846Mori might be less terrible then you're expecting considering who she watches.
>>31800873There is the fact that she said it's merch
>>31800631Gura almost always streams in EST evenings anyway. Usually between 6 and 10 pm. I feel like a schedule that goes something like:>Monday: off>Tuesday: off>Wednesday: evening minecraft>Thursday: collab>Friday: evening stream>Satrurday: evening stream>Sunday: morning streamwould work better for her. She can just announce the stream time on the day of the stream whenever she knows when she'll be ready.It's pretty close to what some JP holos do while still giving her the structure she seems to need to not evaporate into nothingness.
>>31800884Yea, it’s me.
>>31800379in general if the girls stop making full schedules, a good compromise is just posting a scheduled yt stream a day in advance of it.this way they don't have to plan out a whole week worths of streams and puts less pressure on them. also still giving time for people to plan for it
>>31800884yeah, me
>>31800854>>31800830>/hlgg/ wherever Ame streams
>>31800884Yes, I'm very happy that she's chosen me
You now realize that if it wasn't for Ame mogging everyone else with how much effort she puts in, no one would think the others are doing "too little"
>>31800886She had to read this thread.
>she deleted it
>>31800688If it gets out of hand, look forward to her silently adding the word "Gura" to the blocklist for the duration of the stream.
>>31800808Apparently most of the drama is cause he’s manipulating his fans or some shit, either way I’m glad he’s cancelled I didn’t care about him until he tried to shit up Gura’s stream with his dumb faggot schtick
>>31800893You now made me realize that she's gonna talk about him during the chess match.
>>31800901Get her to stream you lazy fuck, what do we keep you around for?
>>31800884yeah after Ame broke her heart for sure, she needs someone to comfort her now
>>31800904Jesus a fucking phoneposter commie, the last thing this thread needs
Woah Gura you can't put that on your schedulehttps://files.catbox.moe/gojsjr.jpg
>>31800856it mentions translators separately on the left page, just speaking a language in no way makes you a good translator from/to that language
>>31800640>>31800904It wasnt funny the first time you did it retard, no need to waste two image slots with your dogshit bait
>>31800574Anon, I get what you're saying, but I think you're not really seeing it for what it is. Deadbeats dealt with a lot of shit in November, and they've adopted the position of "hope for the best, prepare for the worst" whenever their oshi tries something out. People don't want her to fail, trust me, I've seen them swoon when she does something well. It's just that, when something does go wrong, they aren't going to moan about it or concernfag, they're going to take it in stride and find the good that can be salvaged from it. Take last night as an example. They wanted to see what her ASMR stream would be like, and a bunch of them were excited. But it clearly was scuffed to hell and back, the whole thing was a comedy of errors. When you're stuck on that point, and you know you can't do anything to help, what are the options? You either concernfag, which helps no one; get angry at her, which really only makes the threads worse; or you find entertainment in it.It's the appeal of Mori. Even if things go wrong, she's incredibly cute and earnest while trying to salvage it, and if she does salvage it, she's even cuter while beaming with pride.TL;DR: No point in bumming yourself or your oshi out by beating yourself up over a bad spot of luck when you can try and have fun with it anyways, and wait for next time to try again.
>>31800890Doesn't make him a groomer though
>>31800821She's probably going to be off today as well. From my understanding, she seems to stay completely away from twitter on her days off, which is a healthy thing to do.
What if Gura announces that she's pregnant
>>31800728https://www.pscp.tv/w/1gqxvVQaXakxB?t=16m00s
>>31800748What the fuck are you taking about? What did she put there?
>>31800908I don't think any of them are doing too little.
>>31800149>KFP and Takos are dangerous cults.People just shit on Kiara because burgers can't catch her live, And Ina is unironically perfect there's nothing cuckmates and Pedophiles can shit on her. She cares about her fans and wants to see them improve while Amelia is trying to tame retarded r9k suicidal lions longing any form of female affect and Cuckbuddies are just waiting for literally anything from Gura because she's a lazy fuck who doesn't really care.
>>31800891not disappointedmore annoyed they're trying to pretend like it's some big secret
>>31800879Dont worry about it
>>31800897I think she needs to announce the times before the week starts, or else she’ll end up delaying or cancelling streams because she’ll forget. She literally has to re check her own schedule as it is now because she forgets what she’s streaming at whatever time
>>31800920Nah, she hasn't brought his name up in over a month of her own accord. She's learned.
Who is the Luigi of Hololive?
>>31800948Pretty ballsy of her to get knocked up again less than 2 months after her last birth.
Reine is so regal, so elegant. What made her decide to join Hololive?
>>31800917Can’t wait to see the schizo narratives if that happens.
>>31800961Aqua
>>31800884some guy called "me", that lucky son of a bitch.
>>31800884That would be me
>>31800908Stop falseflagging with my oshi, thanks.
>>31800948I'd demand a live birth stream.
>>31800920Don't worry, if she doesn't I'm sure you'll post it in the chat to make sure she does so you can be a self-fulfilling prophecy.
>>31800945i totally agree with her taking days off and staying completely away from work on those days. i just think something is off this time.
>>31800948She told me it was her safe day...
>>31800884Yeah, she's helping me handle the fallout from sexting a 17 year old.
>>31800960...see you on sunday.
>>31800884She's been with Jay for a while, though.
>>31800912If she can read this thread, why is she holding out on the English streams?
>>31800961Gura - MarioAmelia - Luigi Ina - Waluigi Kiara - Wario Mori - Birdo
>>31800945I’ll be honest anon she probably uses an alt accounts to browse twitter/YouTube/whatever if she’s not retarded
>>31800884Yeah it's me
>>3180094812 kids already?! These atlanteans are made of different stuff let me tell you
>>31800728Cause she's a big girl.
>>31800917Maybe that investigator-only chat will come sooner than we think.
>>31800208>Ame voice pack is actually just several even more traumatic childhood stories told by her
>>31800981Don't make me have to find a Kizune AI picture to grudge you with.
>>31800889I'm 6'6", bald, muscular and I'm wearing a hockey mask, how about you?
>>31800932why cant you just fap to smug lolis like a normal person
>>31800979Safe to say she's 100% going to get pregnant.
>>31800830>she's the second coming of Jesus around here.it's all in your head, you just can't stand seeing people be overly positive, it's a natural instinct Teamates have had a lot of posts asking for actual things Amelia can improve upon
>>31800972fuck off festival
>>31800960>If you guys are gonna simp for anyone, it should be moistcritical
>>31800688That literally won't happen outside of like 5 randos. You do realize that we're probably the only ones constantly talking about where Gura is right now right? Everyone else is probably just waiting for her to get back while watching other streams. Teamates are too excited about the birthday stream as well as seeing Ame after her day off. Some of you really just post hypotheticals that make no sense given the current situation.
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, GawrstonLooking so down in the dumpsEvery Holo here'd love to be you, GawrstonEven when taking lumpsThere's no Holo in town as admired as youYou're everyone's favorite galEveryone's awed and inspired by youAnd it's not very hard to see why.No one's cute as GawrstonNo one's fun as GawrstonNo one ghosts for two days a week as GawrstonFor there's no girl in Holo half as cutesyPerfect, a pure paragon!You can ask any SEA, Mutt or AmeAnd they'll tell you whose cunny they prefer to snack on!
>>31800898>>31800901>>31800907>>31800928>>31800971>>31800972>>31800980>>31800989AIl me
>>31800917That would be kind sad.
>>31801000What a coincidence im planning to wear the same
>>31800908Cool story. Incidentally, I think they're all doing wonderful.
>>31800949PORKA
>>31800944All relationships involve a little grooming. Women have the mind of a child regardless of their age.
>>31801012This is truet. I am him and he is me
>>31799879"archive reps" has to be the most retarded part of these threads. Do yall really dive into weeks-old dead threads for no reason? Don't you have anything else to do with your life? Go outside. Touch some grass.
>>31801006That shit was fucking disgusting.Remember who your coworkers are, bitch.
I though Gura was dating NEET? Now I'm confused.
>>31800997TAKE MY GODDAMN MONEY.
>>31800233She didn’t even do her Twitter reps yesterday which she usually does even on break days.My personal rrat is she didn’t know how to make up for the missed stream or properly apologize for it, panicked and froze up, slept it off, and figured if she ignored it no one would notice like the dumbass she is.
>>31801025Archive reps aren’t that hard unless you lack brain cells
>>31800973What exactly is a falseflag here you retard? Ame streams twice as much as the others.
>>31800986>Amelia>Luigi>Not BowserIt seems you still yet to recognize who the antagonist is
>>31801025fuck grass it's itchy and its only good for lawns
>>318009954u
I tried to trick Haachama into saying the N word but she wouldn't say it :(
>>31800999Go ahead, make my day. No Kizunaposter is gonna save your sorry ass.
>>31800884Sorry guys, all me
>>31801043Ogey anakin
Just one like on twitter Gura, that's all I need Gura please.
>>31801018Fair enough
>>31801025Go back to Twitter. You disgust me.
>>31801025If you dont do your archive reps how are you going to know about funny shit like demiurge deadbeat posting
>>31801034Is Gura me? I do this retarded shit sometimes
>>31800884>always the same bait>always the same responsesDead hours suck, I'll go do my reps.
>>31800937isn't that what this thread does all the time? what is the difference? tell me
>>31801025>Touch some grass.What fucking grass in January nigga?
>>31801046dont do shit like that retard
>>31800919>>3180080819yo 1m subs youtuber solicits and receives nudes from 17yo fanthe 19/17 thing is a red herring, it's the "1m subs youtuber gets nudes from a 17yo fan" bit that's fucked himbut it's one of those situations where anyone who wants to autistically split hairs about what exactly was bad will get dogpiled by the emotionally labile anyway its off topic, have the best LoboCo OC as recompense
Is it that hard to just make a tweet telling everyone what's happening? Am I just being ignorant for not thinking that's hard?
>>31801037archive reps are literally meaningless. There's literally no benefits. PLEASE LEAVE YOUR ROOM.
>>31800955How is she pretending it's a secret? From the first time she mentioned there may be some cool stuff on her birthday the entire chat knew it was merch. Everytime it's brought up she does everything but directly say it's merch. It's just everyone having fun lighten up a bit anon.
>>31801061Based.
>>31801025草くさクサkusa
>>31801046>Haachama is smarter than Mori
>>31800574No, I don't wish Mori to suffer. I just know that she will and that she will get up again. She is like a not so bright but retardedly resilient shounen manga protagonist. Gets the everliving shit beaten out of her before winning every time. I guess it's getting old and not really working anymore if the protagonist getting his lights punched out for the 17th time this month registers as comedy instead of tension build up, but we get what we get. She is getting better so it shouldn't become a huge issue in the long run.
>>31801025To my understanding nobody actually does it, they just tell newfags to so they'll waste their time instead of spoon-feeding them.
>>31801025Not for no reason, and it's easy to find what you're looking for in a flash if you use the right keyword.
>>31801061Yeah, we should go back to talking about how while Gura may be cute, she isn't funny.
>>31801054>Gura regularly likes things on break days>Has gone dead silent since SundayWhat changed?
>>31800884>>31800898>>31800901>>31800907>>31800928>>31800971>>31800972>>31800989>>31801051https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQkSMJFJu4g
>>31801058Like streamer like fanbase as they say. It would explain why I'm starting to say hoocha.
>>31800917can't wait, I want those GuraAme fucktards to die for good
>>31801063Everyone who do it is a faggot, especially you for asking such a retarded question
>>31800572Merci toubib
>>31801034the sad thing is that there probably isn't anyone as bothered by it as she is.
>>31801064idk fucking go outside smell fresh air instead nigga
>>31801038>can't prop Ame up without shitting all over everyone elseHere's your last (You), nigger.
>>31800708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnDXGQmCz3U
>listening to Mori's disaster ASMR stream>her soft voice is still hot as fuck regardless
blue Ame hit 300k subscribers and is now endurance streaming for longer than Ame ever has
>>31801023Carry that with you, wherever you go. Thank you... my friend. From here on out, you're Big Boss.
>>31801025Days-old threads, sure. Week olds? Maybe for a karaoke mega or torrent, but other than that only shit to blow out schizos demanding proofs of a talking point being regurgitated trash. Preferably with exact wording.Besides, you could easily just JWU post and ask for the latest rrats or happenings, and sift out truth from fiction. Anyone bitching about archive reps doesn't understand them.
>>31801085Her oh no tweet wasn't an apology, it was a cry for help
Listening to Ina's voice and looking at her flat body makes me touch my wee wee and I hate it.
>>31801063first take your meds then stop obsessing over stuff you hate, find something you like and obsess over that
>>31801078>Mori is Deku
>>31800966wanted to be an idol obviously. probably not pale enough to go the irl route despite being funny and cute and a great singer
>>31801070Bro it’s like -20 outside, I’m staying inside faggot
>>31800948Not possible, she delayed last month due to her period and isn't due to ovulate until a few more days.
>>31801090This is truet. Me
>>31801085My rrat is that she somehow saw the SEAnigger cum on hands and cum tribute. She got revolted and noped out.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa my order of snacks from costco hasn't arrived yet I want my fuckin peanut butter pretzels aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>31801106Uto and Amelia are on par content wise, quit trying to stir shit faggot.
>>31801066I really have no sympathy because he brought this on himself by telling his coworkers. 100% pure get fucked levels of stupidity.
Reminder that Gura is furiously masturbating to your frustration
Something has been awakening in me over the past few weeks. I want to punish Gura so badly. I want to bend her over my lap and slap her cute little butt so hard that it'll be red for hours. I want to teach her a lesson for teasing us so much, for cancelling streams, for no showing and ghosting us. I want to make her CRY and SOB SORRY. My dick twitches whenever I hear her say "But I'm cute!", because I know she'll use that line on me, but it won't work, it'll just make me smack even harder. I know we meme about the cheeky brat and all type about doing the same thing, but I have an actual PHYSICAL URGE to put her in her place. I was mostly only into vanilla stuff recently but now I've been getting into mesugaki doujins to help quell the urge but I think it's only made it worse and just helps give me some ideas instead. I need help.
>>31801070The benefits are not exposing yourself as a fucking retard like you. Now kill yourself, immediately.
>>31800446I remember that I can absolutely not see it as anything but her coping because:>Gura talking about what she does in her off days.She spends like at most 5 minutes per stream telling one specific story like bathwater pizza or cleaning herself in a corner. Not having that one story to fill 5 minutes with wouldn't impact her ability to stream at all. I can understand how she may feel but that just sounds like the first excuse that jumped to her mind.
>>31801090>No, you is blindI didn't catch that the first time
>>31801010
>>31801101Fuck you I just took out the garbage and it was cold as fuck and I still want to watch my oshi.
>>31801025I actually meant stream archives but yeah I guess you could be doing thread archives as well. It'll save you in the long run and you get to see what kind of silly posts you missed in your absence, like Anon's racist dream or Vinegar Anon. Maybe I should call them VODs instead so I don't cause this confusion once more.
>>31801077haachama is unironically a genius, of course shes smarter than Mori
>>31800936It says translator (singular) and it's not a fucking UN speech, it's 10 sentences.
>>31801025It's really not hard. I wake up, read through all of the post I missed while I was sleeping for 4 hours. Than I open the thread and read every post all day.
Kwappers...
Rushiabros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R7g-mWLfhI&feature=youtu.be
>>31801138l-lewd
>>31801147Please go talk to women outside your family tree.
>>31801070Go back
Why didn't you guys tell me Coco was so cute
>>31801106Stop bringing her her you ultimate faggot! Seeing the state of this thread I don't want her even mentioned here. Finally managed to get away from this cancerous cesspool, I don't want her to be associated with this is any way.
>>31801077this but unironically
>>31801131costco guac?
where is he now...
>>31801113>Listening to Ina's voice and looking at her flat body makes me touch my wee wee and I LOVE it.
>>31801126Does that mean she lurks here or did one of the managers who lurks here told her/shown her the thread?
>>31801138I am not frustrated as frustration allows the mesugaki win
>>31800953>cuckbuddies>cuckmates>pedophiles>ESL>pretending to be KFP and TakoIt's kind of sad that you got no (you)'s, you really hit all the critical points in this bait.
>>31801143>My dick twitches whenever I hear her say "But I'm cute!">twitches>twitch
>>31801143You need to stop edging yourself.
>>31801152>Vinegar AnonCall him by his proper handle, Damascus.
>>31801148Gura has an avoidant personality
>>31801106Nice for my angel wife
I just want Gura to unpin her schedule... a sign of life... anything please Gura. Like something on twitter and a retweet at the very least.
>>31801159This might be the saddest post of this thread. So far.
>>31801173I make my own guac but lets not go down that rabbit hole
>>31801143t.
>>31801143
>>31801031
>>31801176He probably killed himself in shame
People really watch a youtuber stream for 3 hours a day and think they've got their entire psyche figured out. You people are delusional gossiping women.
>>31801166I LOVE LOLIS!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!!! SO CUTE AND SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ToT)(ToT)(ToT)(ToT)(ToT)(ToT)
>>31801176The screenshot did look fake desu
>>31801208we know
>>31801134His discord messages to her were really cringy and pathetic too. I'm just laughing at him more than anything.
>>31801070if you've got time to browse these threads you've got 5 minutes to look up the answer to any question you might have in the archive, it's not an bizarre internet incel move to use search engines
>>31801102Learn to read you imbecile, I'm not shitting on anyone. Fucking moron, put a bullet in your brain.
>>31801208Just make a tweet, you lazy brat
>>31801164Holy shit I can't believe that another vtuber is a Japanese girl. This is outrageous.
>>31801188>One mistyped words = ESL>Pretendinglol
>>31801178There's too much evidence of the the managers being here. They use us as a canary for potential yabs.
>>31801208We know anon, Kiara even has her own fan-made magazine
Well guys, I’m going to do a emergency checkup on Gura! Anything I should bring to cheer her up?
>>31801061sometimes the same images too
>>31801138Gura is furiously masturbating to HAACHAMACHAMAAAAAAA
>>31801208>You people are delusional gossiping women.Welcome to /jp/vyt/
>>31800932
>>31801208Gotta fill the dead hours somehow.
>>31801208I know
https://vocaroo.com/1MJkQ7XvzAqG
>>31801111>quadsquads of truth
>>31801206So who is NEET? Is he the one dating Amelia?
>>31801067Self-created social pressure is a real thing and it can hurt like a bitch. Not wanting to feel the embarrassment of fucking up leads some people to run off and ghost for a while, and for really socially stunted people, they may choose to lose everything rather than feel shame by showing up and admitting that they fucked up. Even if the people on the other end wouldn't actually try to belittle them, they'll beat themselves up more than the other person ever could.Luckily, this isn't an indie we're talking about. Cover is there, and so we know nothing bad will happen like that until we start hearing Cover itself make moves that would indicate it. She'll stay distant like always, but now Cover has the cattle prod to keep her from ever truly fading away.
>2 more fucking hours until dead hours are finally over
>>31801167I don't talk to women I don't know outside of a professional context because I'm not a creep.
>>31801208sorry youre not astrally linked to your oshi
She's just preparing new badges and emotes. r-right?
>>31801248lurk for 10000 years
>>31801226Chloroform to help her sleep.
>>31801164I wonder why she's getting targeted by doxxtube. Is it really the hand?
SEXU?!
>>31801248This is NEET
>>31801067If you hate yourself and punish yourself over small mistakes then admitting that stuff feels like dying
>>31801242kek
>>31801208My oshi is /literally me/. I do have her figured out.
>>31801248no, it's me dating Amelia.
>>31801242GURA NOOOOOOOOO
Mio's mios
>>31801242
>>31801002>why cant you just fap to smug lolis>like a normal personI love these threads, I laugh all day.
>>31801224Loserb*it is confirmed here
>>31801138>I made Gura cum
>>31800291Just to play devil's avocado he's a creep and a fag, not a pedo. Yet....
>>31799880NUMBERS!
Quickly! Name one time Mori has actually fulfilled a promise!
>Don't show me the little boy AUUUUOOOOH.
>>31800749If this thread really is /ameg/ like people claim then by default that would mean they're the ones who talk the most shit about my oshi.
>>31801067yeah, it is, if what's happening is that she's paralyzed by the fear of disappointing people and being unable to tell them why she disappointed them
>>31801300She played Blasphemous
I guess being part of hololive wasn't as fun as expected for Goorah, sad to see her go. Best of luck with those meme videos.
>>31801206I APPLAUDED ITFOR BEING DIFFERENT
>>31801261Y-yeah man she’s gonna do a karaoke and we’ll forget all about this hahah..
>>31801132>>31801172You realize the person bringing her up is likely also the one shitting on her for being an Ame clone in her own thread, right? And that responses like this only encourages them to continue doing it?
>>31799923More like Call Me a Lawyer
>>31801251I've been watching this blue angel try and get over this small mountain area in Getting Over It for like 3 hours now (total stream time is 9 hours), so the hours haven't been dead for me at all.
>>31801070Fuck you nigger, i cant even if i wanted tohttps://www.gov.uk/guidance/national-lockdown-stay-at-home
>watching Reine's Superliminal stream>she gets jump-scared and screams at the top of her voiceWhat? It's a puzzle game.
>>31801309>it's real
>>31801115Nah, Green Naruto isn't even close to it, Mori puts in effort, even if it's misguided sometimes or hits dead-ends. She's closer to the Black Clover kid, down to the underworld inspired design and manlet appreciation.
Why not fill your dead hours with doing anything else with your time instead of shit flinging about narratives from the demon in your toilet?
>>31800706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoEMQBAcEg&t=6625sThis is from last month. She was sleeping during daytime. I have no doubt that her sleep schedule is drifting nonstop.
>>31801242KLAIUS NOOO SOMEONE CALL WALFIE SHE NEEDS TO STOP HIM
>>31801217nigga just ask for the information here and someone will tell you. The least its gonna happen is a few retards will call you a faggot and eventually someone will tell you what you want to know
>>31801300She fulfilled the promise of a second date.
>>31801325There's some intentionally creepy parts later in the game.
uh, chumbuds are you ogey?
>>31801178Yes, they specifically called an unaware Gura on discord and showed her the cum tribiute.
>>31801300She said she wasn't good at video games.
>>31801248no it's this guy and he's dating my dickhole faggot
>>31801309>2 million likes>that means more than 2 million membersHoly shit, Ame is a millionaire!
This person is dating/fucking your oshi and theres nothing you can do about it.
>>31801242>This is what happens when you retweet DuDuL before me Gura..
>>31801309big gay
>>31801309this is true
>>31801138
Where has R. Ratman been lately?
>>31801343yes, like literally every single week this happens
>>31800126Was that before or after she said she doesn't give a damn anymore.
>>31801343I don't feel so good...
>>31801067It doesn't make sense, but unironically for some people, yes.
Good night /hlgg/. See you midway through Crash.
Gura just passed out from eating some good spaghetti
>>31801343no im rrat
>>31801353Wow it's literally me
>>31801249This is how I dropped out of college.
>>31801300She did multiple karaoke streams in a row.
>>31801224I hope they're keeping tabs on the trannycows as well.
What do you all think Ame's merch will be?
>>31801300She hasn't failed to deliver a member's stream yet.
>>31801368How about some /fit/ reps, bro? That might cheer you up.
>>31801344huh based managers whaddayaknow
>>31801353I kneel..
>>31799960Reine heart eyes.
>>31801325Reine has charisma break moments.
>>31801349>Over 2 million members>Stuggles to get 10k viewersDECLINiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGer
>>31801242Can't Gura just blast home invaders with her Remington 870?
>>31801337it's unironically faster to just search up shit you want to know than to go through the effort of typing out a question and waiting for a legitimate non-meme reply, just learn how to use search engines
>>31801353how can i even compete...
>>31801343Sure
>Gura puts nothing out today>Cover makes a public statement stating Gura has contracted COVID-19 and is currently in an ICU bed
>>31801343I just realized that I can just keep watching VODs for now. I'm trying to think of OC to make.
>>31801242Damn, its been a solid two months since a voca not rratman was posted. Have a (You) for effort.
>>31801254Based woman respecter
>>31800240Who is AquaWho is BotanWho is Gura They could all destroy you at their games of choice
>>31800835How can you save these without taking a screenshot anyway?
GO HOME RAT
>>31801249Man I'm actually starting to believe this. Or everyone could just be LARPing...Regardless they're good narratives.>>31554516>>31554712
>>31801335>she
>>31801353holy shit it´s default I´m a huge fan i can´t believe i would meet you here!
>>31801376Imagine being so self absorbed you think other people in college actually care about you.
>>31801360Anon, only you and I can read this, this is the Reddit thread
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaen/status/1346567314490101760?s=21
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1346567314490101760
>>31801382Pretty sure they are aswell. There's some things that went on there that hinted at them being there.
>>31801400that's if the only thing you do with your time is lurking here in these threads. I usually just ask something, keep tab open and go do something productive with my life
>>31801025I just search for the posts with more (you)s in every thread, they usually have the best bait/content
>>31801412Because you guys are lacking on your funny schizo posts
>>31801335
>>31801420NO, C'MERE, RRAT!!
>>31801418>GuraAnon...
>>31801398how can a gun stop an immortal man?
>https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1346567314490101760Worry
>>31801248NEET = Not in Education, Employment, or TrainingAnd the one dating Amelia is me
>>31801385Probably not but>Bubba pillow>Ame hat>Birthday voice pack situation>Soft speaking before bed voice situation>Teamate roleplay voice situation>Wife roleplay voice situation
>>31801418>Forgetting PorridgeNot cool, man.
>>31801422HER was an unstable mess, she literally joined hololive for proper structure (like any ADHD retard does) because being on her own was a shitshow
>>31801435Gonna put up a pic of my dick on that twitter tag lmao hope she likes it
>>31801448I'm so fucking jealous
>>31801433>Birthday all alone in a wine basementWe're not so different after all.
>>31801433>>31801435Going to post a video of myself spreading my asshole and taking a fat shit under that hashtag.
>>31801343I worry for her, not a schizo level, just I hope she finds a balance that can make her happy. It hurts me thinking she isn't happy when so many people want nothing more than that.
>>31801433>>31801435w-why does the music sound like that?
>>31801429I just want people to do their reps
>>31801412Damn, straight up ignoring the songanons and the guy who gives voice to the schizoposts
>>31801433>We will be celebrating in EN time>1 AM GMTWhat did Watson mean by this?
>>31801418>guralmao
>>31801426is walfie not a lez?
>>31801385Used condoms
>>31801067What, we talking about Gura? Isn't it normal for her to go a few days without a stream?
>>31801437that doesnt change the fact that it's faster to just search things up at all
>>31801385Ame in heat scent bottleAme hand clamAme relief help material.
>>31801435The video is kind of unsettling desu.
>>31801472based
>>31801440Caps lock skitzo, where did they go?
>>31801261She did actually say new badges and emotes were coming a few weeks ago. Hopefully she doesn't forget.
>>31801433>>31801435NOOOOOOOOO AMETHE CAKE IS A LIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>>31801448teamates of /hlgg/, what shall be our present?
>>31801471Watson concoction during birthday stream
>>31801435N-nice vid but why is it creepy...
>>31801448Why is it so unsettling?
>>31801309Well you're fucking her so you would know
>>31801309you would know, ame
>>31801477Thats as good as it gets from anyone who isnt Ina
>>31801478Post your FCs
>>31801473People here don't watch Japanese holos, why would they wanna do their reps really
>>31801444Go ahead. Challenge her to a rhythm game.
>>31801433Should my primal flight or fight response activate to a birthday invite
>>31801435>That musicIs Ame going to play a horror game, what the fuck?
>>31801248It's me
>>31801490I DONT KNOW WHERE HE IS BUT I CAN FILL IN. REMINDER THAT AMELIA CRIED TO GURAS KARAOKE AND ALWAYS FLIRTS WITH HER IN CHAT. THEY. ARE. LOVERS.
>>31801448>If you have any presents for meFuck, I've just realized my only present is money. Pretty pathetic.
>>31801484Yea but she’s been dead silent on Twitter which is rare, it is now causing some chumbuds to worry
>>31801353WTF, where did you get my picture?
>>31801433>>31801435holy shit she looks so cute
>>31801472>not a schizo levelYou read the schizo posts here and assume they're true so you're definitely on that level.
>>31801477I am certain she had to because some lazy Jap at Cover HQ has to press a button to make the merch available and they couldn't be arsed to wake up earlier than that.
>>31801300Promised a Christmas date when someone in the chat suggested it and more than delivered. I still wish she had gone with her original idea of splitting the date into two streams though, one as a normal date and another as an unarchived karaoke date.
>>31801067>streamer takes mondays off every week and posts late tuesday evening>"this time it's a yab FOR SURE"Do you niggers really? It's been like 5 months of this now, just move on.
>>31801498Ame's eye gunkies
FACTS>Ame was once held hostage in her hometown until the SWAT was called in and shot the perpetrator>Ame tried to apply to the CIA but felt she wouldn't pass the initial interview>Gura was assaulted by her brother and her mom covered it up, which is why she doesn't like talking to her family
>>31801419literally just drag it into a new tab if youre not phoneposting
>>31801435/mlg/. Is there a gift ready?
>>31801385some mercha voice pack(not a whole bunch in it just because it's her first)other stuff
>>31801518I challenge her to Muse Dash and win by default when she doesn't show. Checkmate.
>tweet notification on my phone>it's just Ame AGAIN
>>31801547assaulted sexually or physically?
>>31801528>it is now causing some chumbuds to worryyeah like the people on here matters
>>31801503happy birthday is copyrighted so she had to shift it around a bit
>>31801343You just know it will be like every week when Gura does not stream. Once she makes a tweet, releases her schedule / schedules a stream the schizos finally stop posting rrats and everything is back to normal. At least for a few days until the timeloop starts once again.
If you could delete one faction from these threads, would it be Haatons or Guramefags?
>>31801541When did I imply it was a yab?
>>31800572WATCH OUT GURA, HE'S TRYING TO MIX YOU UP!
>>31801547PROOFS:
>>31801556>implying Gura stopped playing that game
Any EU plebs here going to stay up for the entire Mori stream? i will be
>>31801435>>31801433Cute!
>>31801487>>31801504Prepare for Watson Concoction shenanigans
>>31801560>gotta deal with Ame fucking my oshi AND teasing me about it
>>31801568Seaniggers
>>31801568shipfags in general
gura is a LAZY ALCOHOLIC NIGGER who deserves to be beaten until her skull cracks open and her brain matter spills out. I want to see gura skinned alive with a dull boxcutter while her sweet screams echo in the soundproof chamber
>>31800572thanks doc
>>31801524Okay, now explain to me how InAme isn't real and how it can never measure up to the kino GurAme.
>>31801547https://files.catbox.moe/b5lapx.mp3
>>31801568What's wrong with haatons?
>>31801591baste
>>31801547FACTS >I AM FUCKING YOUR OSHI>THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>31801568I like the Haatons that aren't just /hlg/ migrants. I don't like any shipfags, at all.
>>31801418rhythm games are not real vidya
If you cancel your membership and buy it again does the loyalty badge resets?
>>31801555>yeah, there’ll be a voice pack and some other things
>>31801568I would delete (you)
>>31801090kek
>>31801560Use 2 different phones with 2 different accounts to not go insane
>>31799859>I need someone STRONG and HARD-WORKING, like (You)This is making me feel funny guysI've never been complimented before
>>31801547https://twitter.com/DenchiSoft/status/1343659175889534977
>>31801593how can something echo if it's soundproof, retard
>>31801547ogey
>>31801539Almost certainly this. They’ve gotten even worse recently with the geekjack stuff not going up until a day after booth.
>>31801422Can't comment on how much of an RP those posts are, but regardless, take comfort in the fact that Cover is there to be the course corrector.And hell, that goes for everyone in these threads, too, no matter who your oshi is. If you ever start to feel like doomposting is getting to you, always remember:>Cover will keep them financially solvent>Cover will provide a network of other talent who will eventually talk to your oshi and help them if needed>Cover is the only one that decides what is and isn't a yab that the talent should be worried about>If your oshi is doing it, Cover is 99% of the time already OK with it, so it isn't a yab
>>31801568I would delete (You)r entire bloodline from ever posting in these threads
>>31801481He's a 29 year old dude by his own admission.
>>31801547Actual fact>Ame once told an army recruiter she had a gun at school
>>31801435Is it finally time for my dose of concoction again?
>>31801568Haatons are clinically insane, but that's what makes them so loveable. Guramefags are just autistic and annoying.
>>31801481Walfie's a dude https://twitter.com/walfieee/status/1340919532702056449?s=20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FfNFZwtsWcdead hours are saved
>>31801593
>>31801568Schizos
>>31801540She probably would have if it wasn't butting up against the gen collab, since that idea was pretty clearly made after her initial plans since she didn't even think she was gonna stream on Christmas until chat suggested the date.
>>31801568Do haatons spam the thread with their /u/ autism? I don’t think so.
>>31801591based I can't wait for GuraAme schizos to die once Ame bans Gura's name from her chat once those fuckers die these threads will be bearable
>>31801597I honestly have no problems with it besides that the romance doesn't really feel like it's there and they just seem like good friends INAME IS SHIT I TELL YOU. S. H. I. T. AMELIA DOESN'T SHOW HALF THE AFFECTION TO INA AS SHE DOES GURA. WHEN HAS AME EVER CANCELLED A STREAM JUST TO WATCH INA PLAY SUPERLIMINAL??? NEVER. FUCKING NEVER. GET FUCKED.
>>31801547FACTS>(You) are a massive faggot and have suck more than a hundred dicks >(You)r mom heavily drank while pregnant
>>31801565It's not, it's in public domain.
>>31801605Cope
>>31801593Unironically take your medication.
>>31801568why
>>31801652you're more delusional than them
>>31801476If you mean an anon other than rratman, I never see them get You'd a lot so my brain blanked on them. Same for songanon. It's just that the guy doing all the parodies and soundposting them seems to have stopped, (imo) peaking with Klaius Meyers and going dormant. Which is a shame, because that was a good fucking meme.
>>31801565>happy birthday is copyrightedIt is not
When will Kiara buy another gun?
>>31801547Real fax:>Ame once had a peesa kikkat and another peesa kikkat
>>31801652Delusional
>>31801568pollfags are the true cancer of these threads
>>31801547>Ame's favourite gun is the RE45 because it most closely resembles the weapon the SWAT team used to kill the perp holding her hostageit all makes sense now
>>31801477Could have been worse honestly, was expecting it to be 4 or 5AM GMT like most big EN streams.
>>31801382Well the mods at lolcow took down some dox and basically told people to stop posting them or get b&. Imagine, the mods at fucking lolcow had to tell those seething hamplanets to cut it out. They must've gotten a talking to from high places.
>>31801568What did we do
Holy shit this schedule is amazing, 15 streams this week, great games, collabs with JP and an amazing karaoke to end the week.
>>31801627>If your oshi is doing it, Cover is 99% of the time already OK with it, so it isn't a yabHave you seen Ollie at all?
>>31801666They're delusional for even thinking Ame would love Gura, she's a cock loving fertile lesbian hating alt righter. Their narratives were always the most delusional out of all schizos
>>31801698Can't you just watch other streamers
http://poal.me/q1uo7o
http://poal.me/xll54o
>>31801568The only faction worth erasing from these threads are antis. But that's a broad label, so if I have to narrow it down, I'd narrow it down to anyone who roommate posts (excepting Architects)
>>31801624>Ogay ruhratThat's pretty damn cute
>>31801568I would delete all posters except (You) and me
>>31801547>Not posting the TRUE FACT that Amelia's mom was kidnapped and gangraped in morocco
gura is on probation after drunk driving and killing a man. She deserves to be killed herself for being a filthy jew. Oh yeah, did you not know? GAWR GURA IS JEWISH. She mentioned in her Christmas stream that her doesn't celebrate Christmas and has never seen a Kwanzaa celebration either.
>>31801443Finally a Goorah variant of this. Noe all I need ae Ame and Ina.
>>31801718Based
So like Sora isn't a good singer right? She is just sweet and hard working? Or am I missing something voice talent wise.
WON'TFORGIVEGURA
>>31801730
>>31801682http://poal.me/l5olsz
>>31801727She's pagan.
Haachama liked the aggie post.
>>31801708Ollie is an aberrant, and they're truly special for that.
>>31801593YOU SEE THIS GURA? ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS TO TREAT KLAIUS BETTER!
3180172731801547Gura antis sure have taken a wild spin on there posts
>>31801698>15 streamsToo much>Great gamesShe actually does this already>Collabs with JPUnironically no thanks, couldn't care less>Amazing karaokeOne per month seems good, don't wanna oversaturate it
Top 10 Most SMUG Holos10. Ayunda Risu9. Nekomata Okayu8. Shirakami Fubuki7. Amelia Watson6. Murasaki Shion5. Kiryu Coco4. Himemori Luna3. Usada Pekora2. Sakura Miko1. Perfect Sheep: Tsunomaki Watame
>>31801562Sexually. This is how she acquired her deviant fetishes.
I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey,I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey, I'm ogey
are you takos ready for the 5 minute long ringfit stream?
>>31801730Now all I need are Ame and Ina*
>>31801718Thanks bro
I've been checking my phone every second waiting for some more of ame's community posts. One workmate of mine asked if I was talking to a girl, and I said yes, now he's genuinely happy for me, and I don't know what to say...
I haven't watched a full stream since last year, and have only managed to watch maybe two clips a day.I'm not going to make it, am I? I tell myself I've been busy, but my attention has just been elsewhere.
>>31801750SHE'S HERE
Thank jesas for Ame, she really brightens me up when Gura lets me down.
>>31801750Fuck off faggot
>>31801763>Shion not number 1 when she's literally in permanent smug mode.
>>31801248
>>31801515Gura is good at literally one single genre: rhythm gamesShe's absolute shit at everything else
Anybody know what Artia's up to nowadays? Just wondering how they're coping.
>>31801766>Ina gets tired calibrating the ring
>>31801750was that with /hlg/?
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1345620407974567937what did she mean by this?
>>31801750fucking lmao
>>31801771maybe you should take your meds, tell him that you were joking, turn on your phone notifications and no need to look anymore!
>>31801763This is true.
>>31801771kek, my sided
>>31801750I'm glad something nice came from that! Best possible "safe" interaction
>>31801750SHES HERE
>>31801717I WANT TO HAVE 9 CHILDREN WITH AME AND HER YOUTHFUL FERTILE BODY ASHSAKHSHAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>31801652HERES THE FACTS FAGGOT>AME IS OK WITH BEING GURAS GIRLFRIEND AS LONG AS SHE HAS HER OWN IDENTITY >GURAS CLOSEST FRIEND IN HOLOEN IS AME, FOR EXAMPLE SHE ASKED AME TO EAT AN ONION ON STREAM BUT AME WAS SLEEPING.>GURA LAST WORDS OF 2020 WERE ABOUT AME>AME AND GURA HAD MOMENTS OF SYNCHRONIZATION ON NYE THAT COULD ONLY BE DONE BY LOVERS>GURA AND AME WANT TO DO AN OFF COLLAB TOGETHER, INA HAS NEVER BEEN MENTIONED IN A POTENTIAL OFF COLLAB BECAUSE NO ONE IS CLOSE TO HER>AME AND GURA LOVE TO COLLAB MORE THEN ANY OTHER DUO IN EN AND HAVE THE LONGEST AVERAGE STREAM HOURS>AME AND GURA BOTH LIKE GURAME ART IF ITS HIGH QUALITY, EVEN IF THE ART IMPLIES THEY ARE LOVERS>AME COULDNT HELP BUT REACT TO GURAS STREAM ON NYE BECAUSE SHE LOVES HER THAT MUCH>KNEW GURA WAS DRUNK IMMEDIATELY WHILE GURA DENIED IT UNTIL GURA ADMITTED SHE WAS DRUNK/TIPSY IN HER NEXT STREAM>AME AND GURA HAVE BEEN PLAYING GAMES TOGETHER EVEN PRE DEBUT DUE TO STORIES THEY HAVE TOLD ON STREAMJUST GIVE UP FAGGOT, ITS A NEW YEAR AND THE SAME OLD SHIP WILL KEEP WINNING. GURAME CHADS NEVER FUCKING LOSE.
>>31801630>>31801635goddammit nothing good lasts....In my headcannon he will always remain a 30yr old overweight lesbian with too many cats and a wine addiction
>>31801448>that musicShe's planning something that we still have no idea about.I love her.
>>31801744Unlikely, since she would probably stay in Atlantis if she was.
>>31801771Technically a girl is talking to (You), and you could choose to reply back. Congrats.
>>31801777I wish this was the same for me. I like Ame a lot and gosling with the alongside the teammates but she just doesn't make me feel the way Gura does.
somebody give some clothes to this pitiful chumbud.
I literally can't stop watching Reine vods. I feel the need to genuflect constantly in her presence.
>>31801791Good
I want to start joining Ina on her daily doodles, what board do I go to to get better?
>>31801791Ame is not better than her at shooters.
>>31801784>thinking Shion can out smug the sheepyou poor unfortunate soul
>>31801472Based but meds
>>31801727>GAWR GURA IS JEWISH
>>31801708Just because we find it fucking hilarious doesn't mean it's actually a yab, though I suppose she's had at least 4 real ones. Two streams down to edit them, the FES tweet, and Kiara's roommate.
http://poal.me/elfk98http://poal.me/elfk98http://poal.me/elfk98
Are there any holos that have a flat avatar but are played by a titcow irl?
>>31801771I mean, TECHNICALLY you are if you post a comment on her community posts, so you didn't lie at least.
>>31801803she is on her period and wants to do a post menstrual(PM) stream what else is there to get?
>>31801854she just looks like walter white
>>31801840isn't she great? she's weirdly genki but also chill it's a magical combination
>>31801848>>>/out/
>>31801806for a general that's so obsessed with doing their reps you would think their art would be a bit more than /beg/ tier
>>31801859Chris...
>>31801271Why is it called straight up?
>>31801869AME I AM THE ONE WHO STREAMS
>>31801857Ame, Kiara, Ina
>>31801857Do Kiara and Ina disappoint their fans often? I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
>>31801655>spoilerAh so you are a shipfag, maybe. Which is fine. I hope people realize that apart from like 3 actual schizos (here he is unless this is a larp >>31801819 btw) most of the yurifags in here are relatively sane. I miss when we could just joke about discord sex and no one would get assblasted over it.
>>31801854thanks Gilgul Golan!
>>31801884Idk ask Roberu he's a bartender
>>31801780Calm down skitzo
>>31801771don't say anything, let him think that, you don't have to be honest about thisalso rose's boobas aren't as big as koopa's but they're still very big and nice
>>31800240Korone's not especially skilled at most things I've seen her play, she's just super persistent and has limitless energy, it's kind of like a monkeys on typewriters thing.
>>31801857Amelia and Ina. Maybe kiara.
>>31801750Uhh, there's a fucking cock on Marine in the upper right corner. What the fuck, Haachama.
>>31801806Oh boy, that Suisei text. Also both those Haachamas are great. I wonder if she'll use that one with the Haaton in a thumbnail.
>>31801750>she didn't see the niggermarking
>>31801806Haachama likes BEEG DEEG MARIN!
What did Ame mean by this?
>>31801869Be careful, you don't want to summon the one avatarfag again to shit up the thread again with his redditposts
>>31801859>>31801859matsuri
What would you do if Gura did a stream to "come clean" and to tell the truth about herself and it was the fact that she's an alien-human hybrid created to infiltrate human society, and the reason why she goes missing like this is due to being busy reporting back to her alien superiors? She announces publicly that aliens will now official make themselves known to the world and wishes to speak with the world leaders for starting humanity's next step in evolution (physically, technologically, etc..)
>>31801766yes. and it'll be an amazing 5 minutes
>>31801913birthday watson concoction
>>31801771Nothing, you didn't lie, plus you even have Ame's blessing to say that.Consider meds though.
>>31801857Ame, Kiara and Ina
>>31801848I think /ic/ has some materials but you'll probably want to go somewhere else for actual advice
>>31801766I only need 5 minutes
>>31801870She's not great, she's literally fucking perfect.
>>31801819Meds capslock schizo
>>31801360>doushite mesugaki ni something kechaun desuka?Rate my nihongo.
>>31801902Yeah I didn't mean in the sense of being the best at games... But like, Korone has that gamerbrain attitude stamped deep into her soul.
Your oshi will not remember you because you didn't get anything nice for her birthday.
>>31801806>bible accurate PPTkek
AMELIA WATSON IS A CHILD FUCKER she belongs in the cia because she's a filthy ugly stinking nigger
>>31801905Based
>>31799924So basically every Tuesday for the past few months
>>31801806>the link goes to hologram circusabsolutely based
Time to take a 1 hour and 30 min nap until the stream
>>31801840>popopopopopopopopopopopYeah she's based. More entertaining than most HoloENs too.
How are you guys hitting 200ips and burning through threads in less than 2 hours with no streams on
>>31801578Yes. gonna try and take a nap right now actually.
>>31801857How do Kiara and Ina disappoint their fans when they literally delivers everything they promise?
>>31801951Buzzwords the post
>>31801929I'd ask if they can make 2d real
Hey there teammates, just to let your all know my birthday is tomorrow. There's a really cool game on sale right now that would make a perfect present you know.
>>31801963we're dumb
>>31801951I can smell you from here, glowie
>>31801763>Luna is #4It's not about the smug faces that they make, it's about the smug aura that they emanate
>>31801951gura isn't a child anon
>>31801963Chumbuds are FRUSTRATED
>>31801913What the fuck did you mean by that horrible compression?
>>31801951That's not a nice way to describe your dick
>>31801698>15 streams this weeki would be disappointed. that's way too much.
>>31801939antchama, use this one instead
>>31801967Did anybody say they did? read the responses to the post. It's just that Amelia overdelivers and interacts a lot with her fanbase
>>31801806now this is shitposting
Gawr gura has made several bomb threats while drunk. Gawr gura has literally threatened the life of a federal judge, she needs to STOP DRINKING AND WAKE UP
I’ve refreshed her likes for hours, I’ve been staring at this Twitter page for 2 days watching her pinned tweet and praying that it would be unpinned eventually. Im hoping that she will come back and give me meaning to my life but she’s still gone... what the fuck did we do to deserve this. Please come back, I miss you
This is /ameg/ you think people would say Amelia disappoints her fans? Fuck outta here nanora!
>>31801973i think fallout new vegas would be perfect
>>31801913Between her family, the pandemic, and codependence with Teamates, Amelia is spiraling into a cycle of self destruction culminating in her birthday party, which she celebrates alone alongside numbers on the screen. Tomorrow tonight is when she'll end it all in front of everyone.
>>31801973Fuck off Todd, Steam sale is over
I don't think a Crash Bandicoot endurance stream is a good idea. My boy isn't gonna make it.
>>31801951SHAVE YOUR RAT-STASH
>>31801819People really misquoted Ame when she was talking about being pigeonholed as Gura's friend huh? I'm pretty sure she only said girlfriend when she was mocking people who say stuff like "IS THAT GURA'S GIRLFRIEND?"
>>31801929Must Protecc
>>31801929Gura is just an image of a chuuba we've created in our minds
>>31801981
>>31801929I'd tell that alien scum to get the fuck off of my planet.
>>31801963We used to be twice the strength we are now, when moderation refined us better
>>31801987I mean, it kinda adds a layer to the creepy audio.
>>31801866she's not though? Watson has her period in a week and Gura's is synced
>>31801929i'd cancel my membership. breaking character like that is unforgivable.
>>31801819Imagine having to post this constantly just because Gura is losing to little fishies, meds
>>31801806Just imagining this coming up on some normalfags timeline is fucking hilarious
>>31801929Instant genuflection.
>>31801905>>31801909Calm down.She knows what she's doing.
>>31801978Luna's smug aura is not as oppressive or excessive as Peko, Miko, or Wato
>>31801929I'd donate my entire stimulus check.
>>31801857I guess Kiara disappoints people when she slips back into three arrows talk?Ame had one or two cancelled streams that really annoyed peopleI'm not sure Ina has ever actually screwed something up so I guess she wins by a thin margin.
>>31800203Pasta
>>31802008Well I wasn't going to say anything because it's a dumb poll, but she does sometimes. Dream stream's the most recent example. Maybe some would argue the last members karaoke but I mostly just felt a little bad for her that time. She usually makes it up though.
>>31801944good you just gotta do your kanji reps now
>>31801995thanks babe
>>31801929SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO LIVE
I'm watching you /hlgg/.
>>31802085SOULESS OULESS
>>31802085holostars
>>31801513Nah, almost all of the other streams from Ame this week are at 11pm GMT. There's probably going to be some interaction with someone from Japan that warrants the stream starting at 10am JST.
gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura gura shut the fuck up you stupid niggers go take your meds and go do your fucking reps
>>31802028DESPERATE COPE DETECTED>AME COULDNT HANDLE NORMALFAGS IN HER CHAT REALIZING SHE ONLY DELAYS FOR GURA AND SAID SHE WILL DELAY FOR ANY OF HER GENMATES>NEVER DELAYED MC COLLAB FOR KIARA’S HOLOTALK, DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO PUSH AND END THE STREAM WHEN SHE WAS AWARE IT WAS ON>GURAS SENPAI SHION WAS ON HOLOTALK AS WELL BUT GURA DIDNT GIVE A FUCK BECAUSE SHE LIKES AME MORE>AME CANNOT HELP BUT BE A CONTRARIAN BUT DONT LET IT FOOL YOU, SHE IS MADLY IN LOVE KEEP COPING, FAGGOT.
>>31802032
>>31802006You have brain damage. She is not real.
>>31802085I'm watching you too Migoti!
>>31802060
>>31801854Thanks golem goyim
>>31802085Be less of a fag on twitter mikotea!
>>31802104It's not funny anymore
>>31802085ENTER
>>31802103I want to do my Gura reps
Was he wrong?
>>31801750>>31801806If I see even the slightest hint at this shit leaking again I will start spending my entire day sabotaging any aggie that gets posted here. You have been warned.
>>31802104sorry but ame is taken
>>31802066>I'm not sure Ina has ever actually screwed something up so I guess she wins by a thin margin.>Anyone other than Ame winning something when teammates outnumber everyone hereHa, good one.
>>31801766>hi takodachis, ready for some ringfit?>lets follow the tutorial>level 3 difficulty? ok>*painful mwehs*>dead air>*ambulance sounds*>head news: "reclusive vtuber artists dead from extreme physical exhaustion">stream still live
>>31801913>companion cubeI'm really interested in where this is going to go
fuck, i miss this dum zombo already
>>31801890>>31801967Kiara's my oshi and I'd say content wise definitely not. It's more like when she starts taking something negative seriously (happens a lot less now compared to the past) or mentions numbers (her last 2 streams) I think to myself wearily "Jesus woman, not again. You already went over this."
>>31802028Correct, but people on both sides twist her words that day to suit a narrative, the other side being "shame Ame doesn't feel so close with Gura anymore, shame she doesn't want to collab with Gura anymore." Only this place would cling to a one-off quote for so long while memory-holing basically everything else.
>>31802008But does she actually disappoint her fans, regardless of whether this is /ameg/? I know people think she's a lazy fuck and doesn't prepare sufficiently, but she streams so much it seems to make up for that. I still believe in the rrat that she's here because sometimes it seems like she panders directly to this thread. t. not a teamate
>>31801876post your work
>>31801744based
>>31802104Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door. /v/'s two letters down.
>>31802110Correct. All of the Holo girls are just highly advanced GFE-based AI, just like what people thought about Kizuna Ai.
>>31801568Why would I delete them?Haachama and Haatons are based. Ame and Gura and Gurame is based too.I'd delete SEAtards
Do not believe the Doxxnigger-demons lies brothers, Our empress Gura is sitting healthy on her shrimp-throne and will return to us in any second.
>>31802134yes
>>31801771don't mention it again and if he asks say you stopped talking to her
>>31802134Yes
>>31802135Wasnt us you double nigger, go over to the other thread and say that
>>31802104based
>>31802135>ruining our own fun on the uncontrollable actions of a twitterfag>not only that, but because a different thread breached containment you are weak
>Amelia has collabed with HoloJP>Kiara has collabed with HoloJP>Mori has collabed with HoloJP>Ina has collabed with HoloJPSo what's Gura's excuse?
>>31802096NO MALES.
>>31802134
>>31802134He's right that unitards are dumb, he's wrong because he's probably a deadbeat so fuck him.
>Crash 4 until I beat itSo how many hours are we looking at?
>>31802152I don't draw.
>>31802134yup
>>31802104Lol sharkfag mad that shark lost to fishies
>>31802134I WANT TO LICK TOKINO SORA'S ARMPITS!I WANT TO SPREAD ROBOCO'S ROBOT LEGS!I WANT SAKURA MIKO TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN HER BREASTS!I WANT HOSHIMACHI SUISEI TO JERK ME OFF WITH HER GLOVES!I WANT AZKI TO CRUSH MY HEAD WITH HER THIGHS!I WANT YOZORA MEL TO DRAIN MY SOUL FROM MY PENIS!I WANT TO MAKE SHIRAKAMI FUBUKI MY WIFE BY FORCE!I WANT TO FUCK NATSUIRO MATSURI OUT OF HER MENHERA WAYS!I WANT AKI ROSENTHAL TO BELLY DANCE ON MY DICK!I WANT AKAI HAATO TO LEARN WHAT SEX IS THROUGH ME!I WANT TO FUCK MINATO AQUA UNTIL SHE CAN'T SPEAK COHERENTLY ANYMORE!I WANT TO OBLITERATE MURASAKI SHION'S MESUGAKI CUNNY!I WANT TO MAKE NAKIRI AYAME MY PERSONAL WHORE!I WANT TO GIVE YUZUKI CHOCO THE DOMINANT HUSBAND SHE DESERVES!I WANT TO SHUBA OOZORA SUBARU!I WANT OOKAMI MIO TO DEEPTHROAT MY COCK UNTIL SHE STARTS TO VOMIT!I WANT TO SMOTHER MY FACE IN NEKOMATA OKAYU'S STOMACH!I WANT INUGAMI KORONE TO DOMINATE ME!I WANT TO RAPE USADA PEKORA!I WANT TO FUCK URUHA RUSHIA UNTIL HER SCREAMS WAKE THE NEIGHBORHOOD UP!I WANT TO MINDBREAK SHIRANUI FLARE!I WANT TO LOSE MYSELF IN SHIROGANE NOEL'S KNIGHT CUPS!I WANT TO SET SAIL INTO HOUSHOU MARINE'S ASS (FATTEST IN HOLOLIVE)!I WANT TO POUND AMANE KANATA UNTIL SHE HITS NOTES I CAN'T EVEN PERCEIVE!I WANT TO LOVE HATE-FUCKING THAT BITCH KIRYU COCO!I WANT TO GET LOST IN LOVING TSUNOMAKI WATAME!I WANT TO MATING PRESS TWAPI TWIZZLER UNTIL SHE LETS OUT HER REAL VOICE!I WANT TO UTTERLY DOMINATE HIMEMORI LUNA!I WANT TO SUCK THE MILK OUT OF YUKIHANA LAMY'S BREASTS!I WANT TO SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF MOMOSUZU NENE'S ASS!I WANT SHISHIRO BOTAN TO BE MY DOMMY MOMMY!I WANT TO DIE IN THE HEAT OF PASSION WITH OMARU POLKA!I WANT TO BURY MY NUT INTO AYUNDA RISU'S KNOTHOLE!I WANT MY PELVIS TO BREAK UNDER MOONA HOSHINOVA'S FAT ASS!I WANT TO MOG THE FUCK OUT OF AIRANI IOFITEEN'S VAGINA!I WANT TO STICK MY DICK IN KUREIJI OLLIE'S ARMPIT PUSSY!I WANT TO BURY MY BONE IN THE SWORD, ANYA MELFISSA!I WANT TO DESTROY PAVOLIA REINE'S NATIONALIST MIND WITH MY KAIGAI-DICKI!I WANT TO FUCK MORI CALLIOPE'S PUSSY UNTIL SHE'S ONLY MY BOY!I WANT TO MATING PRESS TAKANASHI KIARA AND GIVE HER A BABY!I WANT NINOMAE INA'NIS' NAIZURI!I WANT TO TURN GAWR GURA INTO MY PERSONAL ONAHOLE!I WANT TO BLOW OUT AMELIA WATSON'S BACK!I LOVE HOLOLIVE! THROUGH DICK, UNITY!
>>31802134Yes, very cringe and bluepilled
>>31802135Blame /hlg/ it was their aggie
>>31802134He was banned because he told the truth. A true matryr.
>>31801435>>31801433Can we make a vitual bday card and have everyone sign it then post it on the hashtag?
I wonder if Ame's birthday announcement is just going to be goods or does she have something else planned?
>>31802195Based coomfag
>>31802182having hot steamy sex with me
>>31802182ask her manager
>https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1346567314490101760eurobros... I don't feel so good...
>>31801913It makes me hope that she's set up a prerecorded skit again. Tentatively expecting kino tomorrow and preparing to buy her merch.
>>31802134The Anti-Unity will always be wrong
>>31802182She knows even less Japanese than Amelia and the games she likes don't even have a convenient way of getting around that, like in-game callouts.
Just came back from a very exhausting shift at the hospitalWhere's the yoga stream chumbuds?
>>31802182She's got nuclear missiles pointed at Japan and nobody wants to incur her wrath.
>>31802182She saw how Ame's went and wanted to spare us the cringe.
>>31802195Incredibly based
>>31801124I'm really looking forward to ovulation week!
>>31802212You're used to this already, you can stay past 1am easy
>>31802188Korone did it in around 8 hours.
>>31802135How are you getting mad when this is the best possible result of a leak, where the girl is happier as a result and nothing negative comes of it?
>>31802225Massive YAB happened, Gura has been dead silent for 2 days
>>318021887-10 according to the estimate of the thread.
Hi, how are you?Are you calling on my phone?Baby, tell me what is wrongDon't you ever let me goHi, I am goodI am still looking for proofAm I good enough for you?Don't you tell me what's my role!This is MEAre you coming on the RIDEWe're going SUPER-HIGHGot to be who what I likeYou and meAre you ready for the fight?alright, alright, alrightLET'S GO!!!Stonger than I ever been beforeThis is who I amNothing in the wayToday and far awayYou & meWe make the part of meI give you my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTI'll be true to my RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARTMy my big RED HEARThttps://files.catbox.moe/e7uasw.mp4
>>31801741Thanks anon
>>31802238try 2AM
>>31800379>drop schedulesPlease don't. Time zones exist.Streams can be cancelled or guerilla streamed in addition to the base schedule.
>>31802195
>>31802147This is a joke from The Office and it's from one of the worse seasons
>>31802104lol you're coping cause Ame has given more kisses and said she loves us way more times than she has to Gura. Give up, Ame is fertile and wants our cocks to fuck her and fertilize her eggs with her semen, something Gura's cunny can never do
>>31802225Not yet.
Why aren't you playing mahjong?
>>31801857I'm split between Ina and Kiara. Ame is winning because she makes up for her rare fuck ups.
>>31802258>Not being an ESTchad
>>31802212When have we ever felt good? JP primetime is just after lunchbreak! US primetime is in the middle of the night and EU primetime is almost completely ignored (Outside of indies and Ina)
>>31802235f-friend!?
>>31802134No, he was right
Reine's hands are the only single problem she has.
>>31802225Gura's live2d appeared naked on stream
>>31802182She's afraid of having to ask someone to repeat themselves or misunderstanding something.
>>31802066KFP here. Kiara disappoints me but it's not because she fails to live up to her promises, it's mostly when she's too stupid or inattentive to properly do or play something. Like when she couldn't figure out how Slither.io worked until like the last 5 minutes of the stream, or how she couldn't play Touhou Spell Bubble because she kept talking to chat the whole time instead of concentrating. She also disappointed me in her Choco IQ test but at least she's not as dumb as Baqua.
>do archive reps>deadbeats falseflagged other fanbases into bringing up Mori's good points to defend her from deadbeat criticismhow in the fuck...
>>31802212Europoor in cash AND luck
I miss Pepeloni posts
>>31802225Her legs were sore after Ringfit so she cancelled.Everything else thing people will say about this are their narratives.
>>31802182Since she was clearly willing to collab with Haachama as the "Smash Kart 51" video proves, the only explanation is that management is not allowing it at this point for whatever reason.
>>31802188Her own best guess is 8 hours. she's played 5 already (including breaks, technical issues, intros and outros) Korone took 11 total and according to some people in these threads Mori was outpacing her in the earlier parts
>>31802008The last time she's really disappointed her fans was when she cancelled the LA Noire stream last minute to watch Gura. She got a ton of feedback after that and has tried hard to not do something like that anymore.The dream stream was scuffed and hopefully she'll learn from that. She also took full responsibility for her members karaoke not going well, since she didn't expect to have a hangover from New Years during it and said she should have scheduled more intelligently.The thing is everytime she's screwed up she's tried to make it up to everyone. We can't all be perfect, but she puts a lot of effort into not disappointing people. Hopefully that doesn't cause her issues down the line.
>>31802262You'll only ever be a sperm donor.
>>31800683>pretty sure it has happened here a lotthere's a reason 'think of the 2hus' is a bit of a meme.
>>31802266I tried it a few years ago. It melted my brain. Gave up after a month.
>>31802266It's a shit game
>>31802195i cant compete with this man.i kneel.
>>31802258A good chunk of HoloJP don't have schedules.
>>31802195Sex...
>>31802262she will never love you
>>31802289The tentacult isn't the only shadow power in this thread.
>>31802257You'll be fine, its one stream. Imagine being a Eurobeat and trying to stay up for the crash bandicoot stream
>>31802289>deadbeats falseflagged other fanbases into bringing up Mori's good points to defend her from deadbeat criticismand you can tell this is what happened how
>>31802295it was always the same shitand it was always funny shit
>>31802266Because I'm trying to get things done with my life and playing sanma all day makes me a bum.
>>31802295Be the change you want to see.
>>31802289Deadbeats are the craftiest fanbase
>>31802295be the change you want
>>31802144>It's more like when she starts taking something negative seriously (happens a lot less now compared to the past) or mentions numbers (her last 2 streams) I think to myself wearily "Jesus woman, not again. You already went over this."Yeah same. I wish she'd literally get some meds, she's clearly got some kind of mood disorder. Having a prescription for SSRIs or something would make a world of difference.
>>31802262>wants our cocks to fuck her and fertilize her eggs with her semen>her semenLike, she's so fertile that she has her own semen and will only use us as a vessels? That's some kinky shit, anon. I like it.
>>31802235But I thought we were friends?
>>31800379Yeah but I have a life outside of Hololive, if a Holo doesn't plan anything I don't plan to watch them because I try to make space around their schedules to fit in mine. You can't just shout at someone "Jump! Roll over! Watch my stream!" and expect them to follow your orders like a good dog. The real world runs on time, not people's emotions
>>31802289Deadbeats control /hlgg/ from the shadows
>>31802144Pretty much this. It's always that feeling of "Kiara no! We've been through this! Don't start regressing" - but yeah it's happening less and less, at least
>>31802340SSRIs kill your libido though, kiss goodbye to horny Kiara if that ever happens
>>31802298
>>31802266let's play on 7447 you faggot
>>31802150>seems like she panders directly to this thread.In your head
>>31802289Only the best for Calli-sama
>>31802135This is /hlg/'s aggie.
>>31802222>She knows even less Japanese than AmeliaYou don't watch streams
>>31802356
>>31802278>>31802344
>>31802356i cant believe gura got the coof
It's pretty funny that the best Ame antis have is whining that a lot of people like her.
>>31802344with benefits
>>31802353I dont like horny Kiara
>>31802366Where's her JP collab stream then?
>>31802137I voted for Ina as a teamate. I guess Ame does so much shit for us that it more than compensates for the occasional fuck up, but I don't think that really factors into a poal like this. oh well.
>>31802266I don't know the rules other than the big tittie girls get raped.
>>31802356She doesn't get out enough to get chinkvid.
>>31801750>Biblically accurate KanataBig kusa
http://poal.me/gu62zjhttp://poal.me/gu62zjhttp://poal.me/gu62zj
>>31802356CHUMBUDS DONT LOOK
>>31802195based and sexpilled
>>31802356I can't believe Gura is having a diabetic baby with covid
>>31802311They also pander to only one timezone. A HoloEN dropping their schedule entirely and just having guerrilla streams which are announced an hour before start would lose a lot of their fanbase that isn't in the same timezone as them.
>>31802377I WANT TO BE FUBUKI'S HUSBAND AND HER SISTER'S FRIEND WITH BENEFITS!
My first ever yabai illustrationbased on this cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx-BiOsXlko
Gura is probably having sex right now...
>>31802368based glados posting but the wheatley sounds like shit
>>31802353I don't want horny Kiara. I want happy Kiara.
>>31802345But does she care if you specifically show up, though? She could stream whenever she wanted and still get more viewers than the rest of EN.
>>31802382Ame antis have this
>>31802382ame antis never get (you)s because most of the teamates know that ame is pretty much perfect.same with takos
>>31802413With me.
>>31802413with me
>>31802387Surprised she's the only one who hasn't done a Haachama collab stream yet.
>>31802387Just admit you havent done your VOD/actually watching streams reps and move on retard
Dude Gura's head is so big. I want her to get a costume that shows off her massive forehead.
>>31799859What a cute birb
>>31802357Come at me bro
>>31802425That’s really the worst you have, kek. That’s based
>>31802413With ME.
>>31802432>>31802435Gura is getting DP'd...
>>31802413with Ame
>>31802357https://tenhou.net/4/?L1671Join then. Let's play sanma.
>>31802212>giving your time to a streamer who actively ignores ever streaming at reasonable times for anyone outside of YanklandI still haven't seen a single Gura or Amelia stream.
>>31802225did you happen to have a patient suffering from acute anxiety and exhaustion?
>>31802412Bro... youre supposed to feed ao-chan
>>31802413>>31802432>>31802435all me
>>31802377SEX FRIENDS
>>31802421Guess so. Just like Ayame really, just stream the bare minimum and earn bank
>>31802440I accept your concession.
>>31802451All me.
>>31802222>She knows even less Japanese than AmeliaGura knows more Japanese than Ame. Ame just powers through things and it works
>>31802182Something someghing timezones something something language barrier something something pressure and anxiety.
>>31802182At this point I WISH she collabs with hachama and turns out a shitty fucking collab, boring and painfull towatch that doesnt even make the 60 minute mark, just so faggots would stop asking for collabs.
>>31802413with me. I am also all of the following.>>31802432>>31802435>>31802452>>31802462
>>31802457Are we supposed to care?
>>31801857At her supposed worst you could say that Ina was just "alright" or the stream happened, but I've never been disappointed by an Ina stream. She's pretty clear about what to expect from her as a streamer. Her audience knows what they're tuning in for.
>>31802382Literally all of the anti's narratives are toothless compared to months back. I prefer this low-stakes worthlessness to back then by far.>Gura: "She isn't strong with schedules">Kiara: "She's getting popular the wrong way">Mori: "Deadbeats are too hard on her"(how the fuck did this happen)>Ame: "People like her too much"It's fucking hilarious.
>>31802412Thank you for your important work
Be careful because some retard from /qa/ or some disgruntled /jp/sie is posting "doxx" shit and is going to try to shit up here
>>31802456>>31802357Come play mahjong, you fucking nerds.
>>31802399Jesas christ I’m horny.
>>31802266I played enough to platinum yakuza zero and that's enough for me.
>>31802465At least Gura actually cares about Hololive and her fans.
>>31802480All me.
>>31802370>Coof Gura>Fat Gura>Pregnant Gura That's three dead Gura rrats in one images, isn't it?
>>31802412incredible job tako
>>31802445>>31802456>>318024937447 you mongs
>>31802484This is true
>>31802493I don't know how to play Mahjong. Got anything else?
>>31802484Yeah the past weeks of rrats have been pretty shit
>>31802412Assuming Ina would ever let us Takos cum anywhere near her. The best we get is a tentacle jacking us off while she draws, if we've been good.But good art anon
>>31802456>sanmaThat is for degenerates
>>31802475>and it worksWith..mixed results. But I did like the RBC and most recent Haato collabs, though she obviously wants to do better for when she can't lean on an English-speaking JP.
>>31802484Ina... Ina... Inaaaaaa...
>>31802499Also me.
>>31802382I dont like Ame but since I am not a schizo anti I stopped watching her. I think most people who dont like Ame simply dont watch her too so they dont have much to antipost about. Its different from Kiara, for example, who seems to have a lot of hatewatchers.
>>31802353I've been on lexapro for nearly ten years for my OCD and I'm still an irredeemable pervert. It depends on the person.
>>31802515Why are there no rrats about how close Enma and Ina are to each other?
>>31802498True. Out of interest do we know how many Ayame members there are?
>>31802287But the IQ test was kino, it was funny seeing her get such a low score and enriches her "bird brain" persona
>>31802484The anti's back then were on-point. Especially the Deadbeat anti's of the past. They were ruthlessNow all the anti's are spineless with baseless accusations and piss-poor rrats
>>31802493>PekoraIs she even competent?
>>31802412Great work, anon!
>>31802498>At least Gura actually cares about Hololive and her fansYeah, that's why she's been AWOL for 3 days without any word. Because she cares for her fans. Imagine believing this.
>>31802517Then join the lobby and queue for something else. I'm down for anything.>>31802513Private lobby, you dweeb.
>>31802529Including me.
>>31802525Funniest antiposts for Ina were "she's too tryhard." The fuck does that even mean.
>>31802182It took her more than two fucking months to collab with kiara, a genmate and when they did it was great, have you considered the fact that there are more thins behind the scenes, things that we will never know, that have as much if not more effect on who collabs with who, than they just wanting to collab?
It’s 5 PM est and Gura is still dead silentI am trying to hold on to the last embers of hope >chances of schedule: 60%>chances of stream today: 20%
>>31802525It's funny to meme but Ina unironically has no weak spots, other than the first HL2 stream, she's just that good.
I hope Gura never collabs with a JP because I personally don't want it to happen and the thread's continuous seething about it is quite hilarious.
>>31802266I can't be a lesbian
fucking image limit already>your oshi>describe your ideal date with her
>>31802558Chances of Gura being in a food coma?
>>31802430Nobody is perfect
>>31802559She really is the Final Fantasy IV of Vtubers
>>31802558>20%Your optimism is humbling, anon.
>>31802569GuraAt a karaoke lounge
>>31802548It must suck being you. Gura loves me and all of her chumbuddies.
>>31802484>>Mori: "Deadbeats are too hard on her"(how the fuck did this happen)is this really were we went from 'Deadbeats are yes-men'?my sides
>>31802575Correct, except Ame
>>31802558You're really optimistic.
>>31802569>Gura>Watching random documentaries
>>318025497447 IS a private lobby
Can't wait for other holoEN gen to debut, discussion is boring with 6 people and 6 monkeys
>>31802543She knows the rules and most yaku if I remember correctly.>>31802514All I know how to play is mahjong.
>>31802569KiaraI don't want to date Tenchou I want her to do sexual things to me to relieve work-related stress
>>31802569>200 posts to make up with surveysGood luck
>>31802484>"Deadbeats are too hard on her"Podcast, followed by her insistence on the Charlie collab only to get T2'd by deadbeats from here expressing their disapproval of that move.
>>31802558I'm sorry............Gura..............is............Gura....is.............................................................................s
>>31802559She's a bit boring sometimes
>>31802578you switched the V and the I there, anonboth are great tho
>>31802569Guramovie date, something at least one of us like. I don't really like horror but I think it'd be fun with her
>>31802582You're whipped by an adult woman pretending to be a 2D little girl.
>>31802569KiaraTake her shopping, try on some cute outfits together, grab some fast food together, go catch a movie before the night is over, then take a nice walk late at night and just listen to her talk about whatever while I can't get a word in edgewise. and of course I kiss her goodnight
>>31802594But there's ~50 yellow monkeys as well?
Why does S*nzawa like something new once a month?
>>31802457Ame streams at 11pm GMT almost everyday though. She even does some 9pm GMT streams from time to time.
>>31802569InaWe go to the park and have a nice picnic. We don't need to talk that much since both of us are comfortable with the silence. I fall asleep using her thighs as a pillow as she idly draws on her sketchpadShe pegs me later with her tentacles
what are the chances the ojisans got gura?
>>31802569What he said >>31802603
chumbuds are losing it eh? this is just HER again
So when Ame doesnt stream for multiple days, teamates get so desperate they are willing to have a gay orgy to get close to herWhen Gura doesnt stream chumbuds begin having mental breakdowns and desperately try to rationalize why shes radio silentWhat about the other 3?
>>31802558there's a lot of optimism coming from this anon it's more likely going to be>chances of schedule: 50%>chances of stream: 0%how does this work? It just works
>>31802569>Chama>She cooks for me
>>31802593I queued it in there as well then.
>>31802604T2 and T3, most of the folks from the T2 comments had a good time in the members Callioke
>>31802615I know, isn't that hot?
>>318026310, chumbuds are always watching
>>318025492 more on 1671
>>31802425In his defense, the thread about her PC fiasco was a mess to follow since YT is shit at sorting replies in an easy-to-follow wayIn her defense, that's kinda based ngl
>your oshi>your favorite holo original song
>>31802621>11 PMUnironically too late because I have to be up at 6 in the morning to make it to work, 9 PM works though
>>31802620To fuck with you faggots
>>31802353Horny Kiara is cringe.
>>31802212We've had much worse honestly, at least it's not 5 AM like all the big collabs and stuff
>>31802542>Antis Is just haters
>>31802648No.
>>31802607Part of her appeal, and I say this as a Chumbud that enjoys Gura shrieking in panic. In'as streams are the exact opposite of Gura's high energy, and that's fine.
I’m ready go tonightThere's a party, alrightWe don’t need the reason for joy oh yeah
I don't GET Ina.She's a vessel of an eldritch abomination who wants to take over the world, but then goes off to say she's dumb so it'll never happen. But it doesn't make sense, because she now has a hoard of these little octopus creatures ready to do whatever she asks. Somehow she managed to drain sanity by doing...regular things? Drawing? Talking? Playing videogames? A regular old abomination is supposed to just be SO ABSOLUTELY INCONCEIVABLE that witnessing their visage just sends your mind to a downward spiral into Insanity. But here you have Ina, some knife eared girl with a dumb little fang who manged to rope in thousands into her hoard. She's not threatening, she looks conceivably CUTE, even. Is her entire purpose to lead you into a false sense of security with her voice? With her aura? With her laugh? With her art? Like a fucking siren who leads sailors into sinking their ships, she lures you in with """comfy""" streams that just brainwash you into her cause? Transforms you into a creature from the unknown? She continues to say that world domnation is her goal, too, usually in a jokingly manner. But I fear th
>>31802569MoriDidn't she say she'd never gone ice skating? I want to do that with her
>>31802615? I'm over here doing my reps while shitposting with the thread. You're the one trying to start shit with someone double your intellectual capacity. Gura. Loves. Me.
Gura isn't coming back. Don't look for me.
>>31802459Fool. There's no anxious AND exhausted patient nowadays
Are you excited for Watchama cooking in an hour, teamates?
>>31802660faggot.
>>318026310
>>31802649>Klaius was her protector all along
>>31802569KiaraI take her to a psychiatrist
>>31802631https://files.catbox.moe/ufua5e.pngNot a chance.
>>31802569GuraId like to go to an amusement park with her and ride all the rollercoasters
>>31802619Don't talk like that about nijisanji man, it's rude
>>31802623you had me in the first half, not gonna lie
>>31802569SenchouDance date where she gets really tired but really horny from grinding on each other all night, then back to her place to massage her next to a warm fire.Hopefully ending in coitus.
>>31802569>Mori>a high-energy karaoke session followed by grabbing a bite to eat at a late-night diner where we spend the rest of the evening just talking until the staff tells us we have to leave because they're closing
HoloEN gen 2 when? I'm getting tired of Gura's bullshit and I need a new oshi.
>>31802637when Mori wasn't streaming for a week Deadbeats mostly lurked in shadows as her antis were going crazy, though they also attacked a couple rrats based on the member streams
>>31802569GuraLie in bed all day and exchange lovey dovey words
>>31802652>Red Heart>Red Heart
>>31802671>You're the one trying to start shit with someone double your intellectual capacitySo Cumbuddies were Redditors all along, huh...
>>31802652Kiarahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8OjkcLzYCM&ab_channel=WatameCh.%E8%A7%92%E5%B7%BB%E3%82%8F%E3%81%9F%E3%82%81
>>31802668That was Kiara and Ame during the PPP construction collab, unless she also said it.
What do you think Enma is doing right now?
>>31802569Amemovie, nice dinner, night-time aquarium visit, one(1) drink at a bar, then a hotel for the night
JOIN US AND PLAY MAHJONG, LOSERS. https://tenhou.net/4/?L7447https://tenhou.net/4/?L1671
>>31802615What did the barracuda mean by this?
>>31802569MoriGive her $100 and see what happens
>>31802666>A regular old abomination is supposed to just be SO ABSOLUTELY INCONCEIVABLE>I don't GET Ina.Hmm.....
>>31802637You've been seeing what KFP has done while she's been gone, which is disappear like dust in the wind.Deadbraps would definitely eat each other, blaming each other for making her unwilling to stream or something stupid like that.Tentacultists would probably just post takodachis with "Ina... Ina...".
>>31802594HoloEN 2 with some EU please
>>31802569AmeGetting takeout and watching anime on the couch, alternating between garbage and kino
>>31802585I said NOBODY, so stop with the obvious favoritism
>>31802412wait have the Chinese finally forgiven hololive?What happened to their crusade?
>>31802569AkiroseI just want her to hip dance on my dick for 3 days non-stop
>>31802697anon thats not a date
>>31802651What's based about editing your comment so it has a totally different meaning because you're afraid you'll rub a donor a wrong way?
>>31802706OKAY 7447ONE MORE
>>31802699Yeah I'm a redditor and I made every thread you've been posting in for the past few days. How does that feel?
>>31802666It's fine.
>>318026310, I'm right outside her window with some other chumbuds watching over her.
>>31802706JOIN ME AND PLAY CHESS, WINNER
>>31802652MoriLive Again
>>31802674Moderately excited for the cooking, very excited to see Ame in a guaranteed great mood.
>>31802558Usually at this hour she would have at least unpinned last week's schedule right?Can I concernfag yet?
>>31802691>wait hold on, why isn't it working? su-meema-sen, your boy isn't very good with karaoke machines
>>31802718Saruei incoming.
>>31802569>ameeat mcdonalds and then stretch her asshole at my place for 4 hours
>>31802558Gura's in an anxiety loop from missing the stream on Sunday. Enma's delivering meds to her home.
>>31802740yeah you're allowed to be concerned, just don't spam at her like a retard
>>31802569Holo haremBeing drain to death and reviv over and over again
>>31802266https://tenhou.net/4/?L7447>3:0Get in
>>31802569Imagine a date with Gura where you take her to an amusement park and she grabs your finger with her little hand and drags you around. She's full of energy and wants to go ride all the things and you do your best to keep up with her. Between the coasters you buy some ice cream for the both of you but she drops hers, so you give your cone to her to make her smile again while sitting on a bench to rest your feet for a moment. As the sun sets and people leave the park she's really tired and exhausted, totally pooped out, so you pick her up and carry her on your back. Then you put her in the car without waking her up and drive home, thinking about how lucky and happy you are to have such a cute daughterwife.
>>31802717KFP all fucked off back to their discord, though.
>>31802721fuck off faggot
>>31802637Deadbeats go and start lurking now.KFP said they went into hibernation to catalog what schizos would do for the three day break.Takos would probably start building the Tower of Babel to reestablish communication
>>31802657yeah, but this is a special stream, she could have made and effort to stream a little earlier for everyone
>>31802741It was cute during the second date and it'd be cute again during our first.
>>31802676the hardest pill to swallow
>>31802631Since Gura is currently testifying at C*llM*C*rs*n's trial with chumguts in the audience, 0%
>>31802723I bet this would be great for like the first hour or so, maybe two, before you get really tired, then towards the end of the first day you'd be thinking "wow, it's only been a day? why did I think this would be a good idea" and by the end of it you would just hate her and hate belly dancing
>>31802718 Australia please
>>31802652>Aki/Mori>three way tie between Cursed Night/Shallys/Next Color Planet
>>31802569Ame.Karaoke night, followed by listening to her play her ukulele and sing some more out on the porch...or somewhere else if she doesn't have a porch.
I saw ina played lobotomy corp.Is it a fun game or was it just fun to watch ina?
>>31802195This is what true unity looks like
>your oshi>Sex?
>>31802732It feels like /hlg/ was right. Gura did just get lucky.
>your Oshi?>would you let Coco fuck you in the ass to fuck your Oshi?
>>31802569GuraStargazing at the mountain
>>31802652GuraHologram Circus
>>31802769If you found the stream fun chances are you'll find the game fun.
>>31802756Not true, I am here and I never use the discord
>>31801822Why would you assume he was a girl in the first place?
>>31802666Don't worry about it.
>>31802771guragraduated
>>31802631There's at least one chumbud in the bush outside of her apartment with a shotgun at all times.
>>31802771InaNot much since coff
>>31802771>Mori>I miss the CEO but I'm glad she's doing better now
>>31802724but just imagine her lying on top you, idly playing with your hair or nuzzling you, while you gaze into her eyes and hold her close and kiss her nose
>>31802652Inahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88UYLWDjomE
>>31802769watch ina
>>31802652>Kokoro Red>Red Heart
>>31802771InaS-Seksu?
>>31802569AmeliaWe go somewhere both of us haven't gone to before, then end the day at the theaters. It'd have to be a movie we would both be invested in.
>>31802769its actually more fun than ina made it look
>>31802732go back, faggot
>>31802755Thank you for this, anon.
>>31802569>Aki>We visit a tropical beach resort or island and spend a week together. Me and her will drink margaritas and dance together in beach attire, Aki in her swimsuit and sunhat. Later in the evening as the sun sets and the sky turns pink and orange and the water glistens we relax together in the water, my head against her chest as she calls me a good boy and softly sings to me
>>31802652KiaraShallys
>>31802757Classic
>>31802774I don't know what /hlg/ is.
>>31802769Somehow, LobCo posters managed to hijack the thread. It was impressive to see another group that was capable of that still kicking on the site these days. Formed an alliance. Neat stuff.
https://tenhou.net/4/?L7447NEED ONE MORE. COME PLAY, WE'RE ALL CUTE GIRLS.
>Your oshi>How do you cope
>Your oshi>pepeloni
>>31802771inamale
>>31802717We're just doing our repst.KFP
>>31802771Guraonly after marriage with the intent of procreation
>>31802771GuraSex is a lie that people say that they had to look cool
>>31802771InaMale
>>31802774t. Dogfucker
>>31802775InaI'd let both of them fuck me
>>31802726Because true Teammates will know what she actually said while slow, dumb antis will have nothing to go off of since they always dig up rrats days late
>>31802793>but I'm glad she's doing better nowHow can you know this? I hope she is too but there's no way to know she ok
>>31802809that's beautiful anon
>>31802771Kiarahttps://files.catbox.moe/ndyo64.mp4
>>31802822Kiarapepeloni
https://files.catbox.moe/cmp79t.mp4
>>31802720Ehh.. I don't know I also found Chinese subs in my recommendation
>>31802765you underestimate my libido
one more on 7447, please join
>>31802484We should move on to just complaining about the fanbases, because they're the worst part of Hololive EN>Gura: children, normalfags>Kiara: creepy, controlling, cult-like>Ina: overuse of puns>Mori: attention seekers, irresponsible with money>Ame: Twitch>Collectively: too concerned with roommates
>>31802666You're thinking too much.
>>31802839Because her roommate has a thread up, retardchama.
>>31802819GuraI wait for my love to return
>>31802569GuraArcade date that has rhythm games (she said she's always wanted to go to one)
>>31802851Anon it's only tuesday
>>31802851wow they stole this shit from ff7
>>31802794Yea its very cute and I've dreamed about it before, but its not really I date.
>>31802839iirc she's moving out of her parent's house and trying to reclaim the money her mother stole by any means necessary, I count that as doing better
>>31802783pfp looks like a girl and that was kinda the general consensus on these threads for the most part
>>31802822AmeAway!
>>31802862They tried that, too, and it failed, again, because UNITY. Plus, Soraposter got half the thread to catch that early.
>>31802852Taiwanese subbers maybe?
>>31802832Dogfucker was always from here. This is from the day it happened. Lurk for 1000 years.>>27417204
>>31802756Fuck that shithole. The KFP in /hlgg/ are based but the there's no way I'm associating myself with the faggots in the discord.
>>31802862>overuse of punskek
>>31802266i played like 2 hours last night
>>31802666>But I fear thanon?anon are you there??
>>31800997onegai
>>31802874>dreamlucky bastard I wish I could get one like thatYeah I see how it's not a proper date
>>31802892You're associating with them every day you post here.
>>31802771GuraYes please
>>31802822K*opaYes
>>31802569AmeI tie her to a bed and feed, fuck, and clean her on a regular basis. She doesn't leave. I change the sheets once a week, she wears a diaper when I'm not fucking her. On holidays I get her presents, like a new pair of handcuffs or her favorite rum. Eventually she'll get pregnant, and then when it's all said and done I'll untie her and let her hold our new baby girl.
>>31802817FUCK YEAH LETS GO
>>31802235I like how this artist only did vanilla lewds and stuff with Fubuki. Hes good in my book
>>31802652InaSHALLYS
>>31802851i have a deep seated hatred for this goddamn minigame
>>31802819>Mori>copious amounts of alcohol, don't even know what brand or what I'm drinking anymore
>>31802816This thread is a melting pot of a ton of thread cultures, you'll find all sorts of strange overlaps here.
>>31802756How many people here even use Discord? I use it because it's where my uni club holds some of its events but that's about it
>>31802887>genuinely beveling thatI can read the archives and pretend, too
>>31802666>But I fear thOH SHIT!!! The takos got him... RUN
[Sad News] 40,000 pedophiles can't masturbate because a shark is missing
>>31802851But it's not friday
>>31802911Its a very nice dream, I've had other like it a couple times, but it always leaves you feeling empty when you wake up. I want the real deal so bad.
>>31802908>>31802941He's fine. Don't worry about him.
I want to see HololiveEN and ID play Mafia together. I guess EN0 could join too. It would be way better than Among Us.
>>31802920I love Ina!
>>31802882>because UNITY.Keep lying to yourself
i love you, gura.
GURA I MISS YOU
I love my dorky Priestess!!
>>31802819GuraI believe the "she feels pressured" narratives...
Happy Birthday Ame! I love you! Aya~
>>31802935I use it to keep up with an /a/ related group but that's it
>>31802212Ive got the best outcome as a europoor because night shifts so I can easily watch her streams when Im not working.