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ame's piss cake...
>Uncooked on one side>I THINK IT LOOKS GOOD
This one
>Ame called me smartLater, losers!
Would you eat Ame's boiled maple syrup bacon?
Suisei CAN speak English. She can speak English.
which one?
I just tuned in and every new cooking station ame visits is more wild than the other. cant use dough press, purple cake, bacon perfectly stacked in a frypan
deep throat the bird
def this one
This one For nabi mama
>the heart cake ends up being purpleInaAme chads we can't stop winning!!!
What did RBC mean by this? No seriously I can't speak Nip what did she mean by this?
the 2hus....
This dumb fucking whore. Gura isn’t aware that I’ve tracked down her location by listening to audio of the weather near her window that is next to her second monitor, is she fucking stupid? I already know where she lives because I was the fucker that shot “fireworks” near her house in order to confirm on stream that I was at the location. I will end this ghosting bullshit once and for all, for everyone. Don’t worry, after I’m done with her, she will never forget her reps ever again. Bitch should’ve interacted with me more on Twitter if she didn’t want this to happen. Fucking whore!
>>31805895I love Ina too!
Skibbity babbity booThe number of new breaks Gura's schedule shall be two
Ame's piss cake!
I laugh at the stupidest shit
this is your oshi trying to take out the cake
Love you Dead Beats
I want to drink Ame milk and Ame piss straight from the source.
Did she fucking try to fill the deep fryer with just random oil she found?
I love Ina, but I wouldn't eat her gamer bottle cake!
I miss Gura
It seems easier to cook in real life than in this game, holy shit.
>>31805886Shes treating you like dirt and stepping on you.
The absolute state
Goslingbros, please explain...
>>31805909I love Ina AND I would eat her gamer bottle cake!
>>31805873Is this another /hlgg/ and /ck/ cross over episode? I hope so it's my home board.
>>31805873maple bacon is really good
I uh... I think this detective might be dumb.
>>31805909I would eat anything Ina makes me!
>whoah you guys are smartno, we just stop and think for 0.1 seconds
>>31805888Fuck off Klaius. Dudul is the new hotness.
>4 threadscan't the OP just delete his thread once he sees another one is getting more traction?
Today, I give you the gift of a story.A story of a man's fall to insanity.A tale... of Klaius.https://voca.ro/1ciW1mW327Az
Getting your stomach ready to consume some of Amelia's cooked concoctions while being prepared to call the hospital for a stomach pumping friends, where we at?
>>31805909Hey, me too! (I would)
>>31805918TICK TOCK PADS
>>31805895so the sames as before? seems like a shitty spell
I would give anything to drink Ame's breast milkDear God the thought of sucking on her engorged nipples and tasting that sweet and rich Ame milk gets me so hard
>>31805873Sweet bacon is disgusting, I wouldn't do it if she chewed it for me and spat it in my mouth.
Consume the piss cake
>>31805918TICK TOCK IZAYUCK-
>>31805935>doing jannies' job for free
>>31805918Sakuya bros what do we do?
>>31805919>amecordFuck off with that from here
>>31805895What?
>Purple heart shape cakeTHEY ARE LOVERS
>>31805908Canola oil, mineral oil, motor oil -- it's all the same.
>>31805932I can't believe Poland is winning
>>31805895>>31805894What the FUCK?
>>31805938Right here, friend. Don't know if we'll survive this one
>>31805895At least she'll have a schedule, thank you Watamage
>>31805909How can you say you love someone if you can't eat her gamer bottle cake?
>>31805895>>31805894Kek
thread is really volatile huh, who cares Ame is streaming and she's cute
>>31805909Hmmm...That doesn't sound like love to me...
>>31805952You say that like it's a bad thing
>>31805919Go back
>>31805909i wouldn't eat it if i knew what it was
I'm sick on the stomach and the stream is not helping. Have fun guys.
>>31805938Right here friend
>>31805919Looks exactly like the thread during Ame streams. Discordmates, what do you have to say for yourselves?
>>31805918Both of those designs are pretty boring.
Blueberry filling inside a cake sounds pretty gross
>>31805874t. Suisei
Ame is gonna kill us with this cake
>>31805909youre just not dedicated enough
I feel like she would have a much better time with career mode and the actual game
This fat cat might eat the piss cake, im not sure
>>31805919They've had goslings for about a month, what are you gonna do about it?
>"Amelia is like sunshine to me" >"I'm the type of person who, if I like you I will tease you."They're lovers!
Fcking christ Ame, just add a poptart to it at this point.
>>31805938right here fuckaroo
>>31805909How can you say you love Ina if you won't even eat her gamer bottle cake?
>Gura cooks for you on stream>Ame cooks some shit in a simulatorTeamates explain yourselves.
Ame...
Holy shit Ame
>>31805918>reimufags>numberfaggingImagine my shock
Why is ame cooking hockey pucks?
Would you eat Ame's donuts?
Shining example of fertility and youth!
>>31805958WE ARE LOVERS
>the sound of the donuts hitting the tableAme, did you put cement in these
You guys are making a big deal out of nothing, worst case scenario you will see her in two days with cali. Even if she hates us she wont let her friend down.
>>31805958look at that perfectly flat chest
what is this a doughnut for black people xD
>>31805989Blessed
Jesus Christ Ame
Can we get radiation shielding for this cake?
>>31805909Ina love poster, I'm starting to worry about your sanity
>burnt donuts
>>31805895can anyone in this thread just fucking learn to speak English? god damn
>>31806006Ame is a GFE simulator that’s whyGura is the real life version
>we'll do it right this timespoiler: we will burn the donuts again
What are you guys complaining about? Those are some great looking chocolate donuts.
>Purple heart cake>Squid ink donut specialGura don't look...
Ame’s activated charcoal donuts!
>>31805958That cake is for us investigators you retarded squid faggot.
IT'S FUCKING BURNT TO A BLOODY CRISP AMELIA WATSON, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
>>31806021I would try
Would you eat Ame's black donuts?
Amechama...
>>31805935Three of them were early threads, too. That nigger who always complains about not accepting early threads because it meant there would be a burst of extra threads was insistent this wouldn't happen with early threads, but apparently not!
I want to eat Ame's feces donuts!
>>31806006Thanksgiving stream, anonchama.
>>31805935The ability for OP's to delete their own OP's has been gone for years
eat Ame's coal donutdo it!
Amelia's burnt donuts lined up on the window display
>>31805952Do meidos get paid at all?
>AmikiRRATS!?
YAB
>Amikioh no
AMIKI
>AmikiYaB
Amiki
Amiki...
>AmikiYABAI
AME NOOOTHEY GOT YOUR DOX
Holy shit Ame's real name is Amelia
Ame's files...
IT'S PAST CHRISTMAS.
>>31806006Ame cooked yams and mallows way before Gura. She literally gave Gura the idea.
>Amiki
yab
>amikiSHE PULLED AN INA but not retarded
>>31806006But they both cooked on stream before baitchama
YA BE
>>31806042Too realistic tho, with the ghosting and shit
>>31806079HE WOKE UP
*proudly puts the burnt donuts on display*
Ames secret files!
\Amiki\ ?
>C:/users/amiki
WHO IS AMIKI?!???
Wake up, Amiki...
>>31806039I'm a fake Ina love poster, I'm sorry, I'll let the real one take over when he gets here, I'm sure he'll eat her cake no matter what's in it
Did anyone cap that?
ame's files...
>>31806065Sure, if my stomach is a furnace. Then I'll smelt her some iron ingots.
I want to look at ames files
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Burnt to a crisp>She's actually going to sell it like that
Fuck I looked away for one second.
>game doxxes Ame's fileswtf
Cover's gonna ban this game
Amiki is fucking Ame as we speak...
>Amikirrats... I need an explanation...
She's cheating on me with Amiki I'm so fucking mad
Was that a yab? I saw her username is Amiki, I think? Anything else juicy in there?
>>31805591Hey...
Amiki Watsonchama...
>>31806006Ame made yams on stream.
Hnnnng. Ame is so clumsy
>this is the girl Teabros want to marry
wtf is amiki?
>>31805979Get well soon anon
WHO THE FUCK
>>31806030As it should be
WHO'S AMIKI?
>amiki
18k for a shitty game? You guys told me she was reclining... did you guys lie to me??
>Amikithe rrats... they are coming!
Waachama, me fookin' ears
>>31806079
ame just literally doxxed herself
>>31806136Ok that was pretty good
>>31805945I mean there a reason people eat pancakes with bacons and eggs
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AME???
>>31806022Cute dumb bimbo !
>>31806142Yes.
Watchaama Cooking....
>>31806131Named after dog Miki
What the fuck is wrong with teacucks, anyone outside of your fanbase is not surprised at all
IT'S FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAW AMELIA WATSON.
Rebecca was a made-up name after all...
JUST FUCKING IMAGINEIMAGINE SUCKLING ON HER HUGE SOFT TITS THAT MILK Please talk more about Ame's milk bros.
>>31806130thank god
>>31806131Amelia was Aniki all along
>>31806142Exactly.
>>31806152>18kall me
>>31806130But we want more of Haachama's outside pizza
>>31806099What was Ina's? Or what stream was it so I can go look for it on my own if you don't feel like spoonfeeding
>>31806160ACTUALLY YABAI
>>31806160Ame is 10 years old??
>>31806144Amelia
>back to 18k averageBug fixed, viewers returning after holiday season, or is this somehow a buff game?
Aniki < Amiki
AmikiA-melia+Miki
>>31806160What did she mean by this, dayo
>Amiki is a manufacturer of high-quality children's nightwear and swimwearWhat did she mean by this?
You guys realize Miki is her other dog's name, right?
>C:\Users\Yabeeeeeehttps://files.catbox.moe/eswg8f.webm
AMIKI IS AME'S BF AND IS FUCKING HER EVERYNIGHT
>amikiclearly it must be a combination of ame + anikishe's streaming on brother watson's account
Oh no, guys...
>>31806160Oh nononono...
didn't Ina have the same fuck up? But her case worse
>AmikiOh boy, amelia got herself a nip bf... teamates must be seething
>>31806142Ye
>>31806099I mean, when Ina streamed cooking simulator her windows account was Ninomae Ina'nis. She just fucked up with the time lapse cause it was off stream probably
>>31806160Ame's a child predator...
I love Polka!
>>31806142Yes, so we can take care of her and keep her far away from a kitchen.
>>31806142Yes
whee are the goslings with a purple heart cake?
>>31806164Ame's secret business...
I can't believe Amelia ships herself with Takeo Miki...
>>31806152I haven't checked a before/after but some people are saying the Youtube bug's fixed and it's looking like that from some of the recent JP streams at least, those numbers look pretty normal.
>>31806160Ame is a pedo confirmed??
>>31806164Watson's secretly selling children's clothing. Who would've known?
God damn it I got up for 3 mins, whatd I miss now?
>>31806176Pinching Ame-chan's nipples and making her squirm...
>>31806160YAB
>>31805895Sorry singleton, curses are for dubs and up.
AMIKI?
>>31806190It was in the Timelapse but she fixed it already. Was her other handle, not any real name shit either.
>>31806190Ina had hers in the time lapse, that's why it got insta privated.
>>31806160uuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
>>31806171Go back to bed, SEAnig.
>>31806160>>31806164
>it's probably fineAMECHAMA?!
>AmikiOh fuck, they're coming.
>>31806160AME HAS A FUCKING CHILD
>>31806163Eating salty bacon WITH something sweet is fine, but making bacon sweet is shit.
>>31806142Aya~!
>>31806214take your meds jesus, everyone's shitposting
>>31806142She's perfect.
>>31806160AME IS #1 MOMMY
>>31806214Yab
>>31806160NO FUCKING WONDER SHE HAD INA MAKE LOLI AME ARTIT ALL MAKES SENSE
>>31806214all me
>>31805936A for taking the time to put this together
>>31806173Well duh. Did you think Gura would use her real name on a livestream? She said Rebecca because it's such a basic ass white girl name, which fits the joke.
>>31806195birthday buff
>>31806152>18kthe fuck
>>31806152Cooking sim is a buff game because it's always fuckin silly. Also, check out holotools and lemme know what other holo people can go watch https://hololive.jetri.co/#/
>>31805989So far we have Ame and Ina vibing just 3 more to go
>>31806195all 3
I HATE Gura! She just keeps going ghost ohhhhhhh I can't wait till Ina KEKS her
>>31806160I knew it, Ame was actaully a high quality children's sleepwear this whole time...
>>31806193>Ame's actually Pikamee
>>31806195Bug was fixed some days ago
>>31806214Shes fucking ALL of them
>>31806202But why the A before the name? huh? smartass??
This game would be pretty funny in VR
IT'S OVER
>>31806214>Colorado, USAoh no no no teabros we got too cocky...
>>31806197This is probably it. Bubba......
Ame's frosting! Licky lick~
>>31806235>>31806252I love you guys kek.ANIKI LOVE!
>>31805886My Nip is pretty shitty but listening to it it sounds like she's making fun of you for thinking you have a chance with her, laughing at you and calling you a pervert and a dog, gross, stuff like that. That it's gross that you lick her feet like a dog, and that she'll be your Mistress from now on Pretty good stuff if you're into that
>AmikiBrother Watson!?
*nice*
>>31806231AmikiYou're so fineYou're so fineYou blow my mindAmiki
>>31806209Not too revealing.
>>31806142yes
>>31806214I just made these accounts right now to troll (You)
>>31806209>Forward AND backslashesWhat did they mean by this?
>This is hard. Nice.
>>31806142without any doubts or hesitation
>>31806160CONFIRMED SHE HAS A FOLDER FULL OF GURA PICS WITH BABYDOLL
>>31806160OH NO NONONONONOOOOOOOO
>tfw no bacon donut
>>31806283I think it's the first one it's a private profile
Amiki uchiha..
>>31806152She's the only one streaming. If she got anything less than 15k, I'd be looking at the rrats like they're ripe for eating.
>>31806214I knew she lived in Denver, Germany.
>>31806218Based!
I can't wait to eat Ame's Raw Bacon Raw Donut...
>>31806265Refresh or something.
>>31806287Fuck that's hot
>>31806195Go Ame Go!It's prob. the viewers she gathered from the NYE streams + >>31806264, not complainint though, she earned them.
>>31806142I am in love.
>>31806000https://files.catbox.moe/l98ro6.mp4
>>31806028Is Amiki Ame's boyfriend... Is Ame dating an asian guy now?
>>31806160She's streaming from the office of her other job!? Jeeze I thought she didn't work outside of this!!I hope Amiki don't fire her!
Two possible rrats1.- the user is simply "A Miki", so there might be other mikis, maybe it's inspired by one of her pets2.- Aniki is hiding in Watson's office
I have been awakened.
>>31806209>\>/that triggers me more
>Amikia mix of Aniki and her dog's name, MikiShe named this computer when she was still a twitch streamer so she obviously knows about aniki
>>31806214I just hope this won't end up like tamponboy
>>31806303wow she's LITERALLY ME
>>31806209why the fuck does she have backslashes in her path?
>>31805952It's called "consideration" you uncivilized fuck
I don't know if I can watch anymore....It's just not the same after the Amiki yab...
At least this is a canon spelling for the other dog's name, and not Mickey.
Fucking hell
>>31806209>Using both forward and backslashes
>bacon donutAme just make "THE LUTHER"
>>31806176I thought she was a C-cup according to her design specs, there's bigger holos anyways
Oh no teammates, not like this...
>>31806173That was her mother
>>31806152Long story based games always gets a debuff as time goes since you'd have to watch the previous parts to enjoy the latest livestream.
When will our girls get 3D models?
The heart cake is for us!
>>31806152Wtf it's actually 18k
Teamates whatever you do don't look up Amiki on Youtube ohnononono
>>31806306It's not any of them, you fucking dumbass.
>>31806274>blonde>blue eyes>have never collabedit all makes sense now
>>31806287I didn't think they were allowed to go that far...
We got Ame's adress!
>>31806278Ame? A pun? Retard-chama?
>>31806287Are you bullshitting? That seems above and beyond what I would expect from these girls.Jesus I hope Ame or Ina does something even half as good.
>>31806297Anything is possible with Microsoft Windows 10!
>>31805879https://youtu.be/RR4m1HVbkBUHigh impact sexual deep throat noises
>>31806330could be just a combo of ame and miki
>Ame is posts on /ck/
>Amiki>Amelia + MikiON NO NO NO, BUBBA BROS!
>>31806306>he fell for the shitpostingNgmi
RISU!ARE BACON DONUTS A THING?!!?!?WE DEFAULT TO YOUR WISDOM ON SUCH MATTERS!
>>31806195buff was semi-fixedit no longer bugs on people coming in after stream is live, but it still drops some people from waiting room when it changes to live
brosIf I go to japan and I find a vtuber in the street, can I do this?
BIG RED HEART
>>31806361YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
>Gura with the J yab>Ame with the Amiki yabinterlinked in the worst way huh?
>>31806343I thought it was Nikki all along..
Give me Amiki rrats NOW
>>31806374It's gonna beat kinotori...
>>31805902DONT FUCK WITH MEI AM IN AN EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE STATE RIGHT NOW
>>31805888this shit has never been funny
>>31806342
>>31806367>Estonia
>>31806379Bubbabros we got too cocky...
>>31806367are we really going to post actual fucking doxx and meidos ignore it?
>>31806324Why are you like this?
>>31806142Yes, and?
>>31806367YABEE
>>31806371Like I said my Japanese is pretty low-level so I could be wrong but I heard all those things, yes
>>31806405AMIKI IS ME I AM FUC
>>31806390
>>31806287Really? You're lying, right? They can go that far? God I hope Ame and Gura...
>>31806367Ame's Estonian!
>>31806374>it passed 500K viewsChicken...
I WANT AME TO FROST MY BUTT
>>31806372Jesas that's pretty good
>>31806379Bubba BTFO
>>31806379you just know
>>31806374>Half a million viewsWhat the fuck
>>31806333She probably renamed the computer to neutralize any potential yabs
>>31806297Those look more like pipes than backslashes, but it still doesn't make any sense.
>>31806367Koopli...
>>31806402What are we gonna tell 5ch to give them another nothingburger to shitpost about for months?
>>31806333Thank you for being smart, Afrirratposter, but the shitposting is just going wild either way and I think most of us get that, but let schizos latch onto a worthless rrat so they get distracted from everyone else
i cant love Ame anymore after this yab, guess I'm a deadbeat now
>>31806355They still go by seniority right? Gen5 and ID1 would be ahead in the queue. Just hope that they get alt costumes no later than next new years, that's more realistic.
Post more images of hololive girls with BIG eyes
>>31806404She got a superchat asking if it's Nikki, Mikki/Miki, or Mickey, and she said she alternates between pronunciations. I wish she'd just confirm it outright though.
>>31806142Pass
OH NO NO NO
>>31806160>ame is pregnant>she was searching for nightwear for her future child>she thought the name amiki sounded nice and reminded her of ame
great, guess the threads are gonna be filled with schizos for the rest of the night
tmates...
>>31806390...Is it that easy??
>>31806152Youtube bug looks to be fixed. Ina kept ~17k viewers for three hours during her LobCorp stream
Ame made me a cake, later virgins
>>31806390are you white and not fat? then yes
>>31806411FUCK IT I'LL SWIM ACROSS
Kuroboshi!Also Ina didn't answer the fucking question. >It's a secret!I WANT TO KNOW.
>>31806164>>31806160Oh boy what am i in for...
Looks more like a pretzel than a heart at the bottom, but I'll eat it.
I can't believe Ame owns a high quality children's clothing company... we thought Ina was the rich girl but it was actually Ame all along...
>>31806287That sounds way too hot to be true.
>>31806454
tm8!
>TM8
ame visits /tmg/
>baking a heart cake for teamatesAme is really going THERE huh.
>>31806390Wait you're telling me it's that fucking easy? Has every education system in the world been lying to me?
>>31806447>Ame was using her boyfriend PC>His username is Amiki
Gura and HAACHAMA hasn't been seen for 24 hours+.. What's the rrat here?
>>31806460NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Type Moon General?
>>31806263Thanks, I forgot it was stream hours while working on it, but fuck me, last thread's Klaius posting was a bit inspiring for shitpost potential
>>31806390>that douchebag chin beard>that disgusting double chin>that flabby muscle less armif this guy can do it, so can you
Ame's making a cake for us...
>>31806450Gen5 is already jumping the queue, though.
>>31806475What question?
>>31806450Polka seems to be getting a 3d model before any of ID1 so who knows how it works.
>>31805909I want to be her gamer bottle
>tm8To Mate. She's coming onto you bros.
>>31806486When has she ever not been THERE?
>Amiki was a male friends nickname she called someone by before she joined hololiveWhy is his name still on her pc?
NOT GURANOT INATM8GET FUCKED SCHIZOS
>>31806367EESTI AME
God i wish she named her pc like i do. Having niggerman come up on stream would be hilarious
>>31806460
>>31806006i miss gura's cooking streams...
>>31806475people thought ina's money would fuel her gacha addiction but its really just being used for her to spam buy any merch she finds
>>31806327>Ame actually lives in Estonia
AMES MENSTRUATION BLOOD ON DONUTS!
>>31806405she renamed her profile when she got the job so it wouldn't reveal anything, or it was always nonsense with no connection to any of her identities
My rratAmiki = Amelia + MikiMiki could be a nickname for MikeOk I'll take my meds now, but she's fucking some dude named mike
>>31806324Amiki stands for "Amelia and Mikhail", it's the name of their official ship, I fucking told you the russians were after our girls, but you let them distract you with their horny posts about Botan
>nut free
>>31806465We're joking. JOKING
>>31806509calm down bud
Smearing white cream on Ame's donut...I really should jerk off before the streams.
LET ME EAT AME'S PISS CAKE!
>>31806486What better way to show your love for your supports?
>>31806475Ina...
Guramebros its over..
I don't think I want to eat anything Amelia makes for me if this is what she does in the kitchen.
>/tmg/No no....
>>31806486Yeah she loves us so much, I'm happy we bet Gura and Ina for her love, we really are chads if we can beat those cute girls ngl
>>31806532uhhhh
>>31806367>EstoniaNever heard of it
>>31805936Nice work, sadly klaiusposting is not as popular for the (You)s nowadays
FUCK INAME FUCK GURAMETEAME WINS AGAIN
>>31806372UUUUUOOOOOHHHHHHH BROOOS AME IS SO CUUUUTTTEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31806488>>31806507Retards and Japs WILL believe this
>>31806509YOU WILL NEVER FEEL HER WARM HAND
>>31806431She's not going to be mad or sad she knows how that shit works christ understand that numberfag is such a broad term that just because kiara is one doesn't mean Kiara applies for every concept with numbers
>>31806527And you think the actual schizos are too?
>>31806498How many times she had to try to get those prizesBasically "How much did you whale to get this?"
>>31806498Amenosei asked how many tickets it took Ina to get them all. Ina replied it's a secret and that she kept going until she hit an A tier prize.Kuroboshi seems happy about all this.
>>31806388YEShttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_bacon_donut
>>31806390The way the guy on the right goes in on the kiss is a bit weird. He got away with it because he's already in
the pepeloni!
The real truth about Gura: She watched the Mio clip and decided to take her advice by playing 4D chess, testing the resolve of her "fans"
>>31806514It was 3 days ago, anon.
NO PEPELONI
raisin donuts
>Raisinsyikes
No pepeloni...
>>31806516The merch required gacha rolls dumbass.
>>31806507>it's the new pc
AMIKIMATES WW@
>>31806507is this true??? oh no no... ntr rrats are gonna grow too powerful from this
Gura unpinned her old schedule, it's coming.
This game looks kinda fun
Three whole sprinkles. Wow
>>31806525>Mikhail>A fucking dragonHow can we compete bros...
>>31806522Renaming a profile is easy but that doesn't change the folder name. Renaming the folder for a profile is more involved and it's easier to just make a new one.
>No avocadoGurara...
>pepperoni>avocadoSHE'S HERE
>>31806538I WANNA PUSH TOWA AGAINST A WALL AND KISS HER
>>31806372>trinity in the bag>takamori on the moonas it should be
>>31806287RBC is the Holo girl I'd least expect to do something like that, which just makes it all the more hot.
>>31804809nah faggot its business as usual
>>31806487Yes, but doing that in the west will result in rape charges.
>>31806553It was posted earlier with more replies I think.
>>31806579yes and the other hololive merch, the 3 holo en shirts, the kuroboshi artbooks and the upcoming ame merch are also all gacha too right?
>>31806600
SC rankings (worldwide)October 2020#5 Gawr GuraNovember 2020#16 Gawr GuraDecember 2020#19 Gawr Gura But SHe iSnT REclInInG GuyZ juST ThINk oF tHE VodS!!!!!!!
>>31806525First Gura now Ame... I know I wouldn't be safe with Ina or Mori. Is this all part of some elaborate KFP plot to make me convert to their cult??????????
isn't she still cooking some donuts?
>>31806567Do Canadians really?
Amiki? Amiki. AMIKI. ANIKI, ANIKI
You've been visited by the Islands of Madness.Every schizo narrative about your oshi will become true unless you reply with 'SEACHAMA, I KNEEL' to this post.
>>31806582So she renamed a new pc after a male friend..
>>31806617Pregnant.
>>31806586omg u said the cuck wordhaha funny joke, so funny lol
>>31806507>Amiki wasDid he die? That's so sad. Is that why Ame started time traveling?
>>31806580>>31806507her former windows username was r******, so it must be the new PC right
>people chatting "pepeloni" when she mentions the pepperoniAh the pepeloni
I hope she doesn’t private the video so speculation just remains to children’s clothing and Aniki. Imagine the thread quality if the VOD was down after and everyone scrambled to make a serious rrat.
>>31806507Please fuck off, 5ch niggas are gonna come here and believe this
>>31806567Do Burgers really?
AMIKI LOVE
>>31806618She's still getting ton of views people just aren't donating because she's stinky.
>>31806618She is reclining, so what?
>>31806618Who cares about money I just wanna see her get more subs than kizuna
>>31806563Isn't it better for them to go insane over a word that we know the meaning to, but they don't, and have to assemble something from an Estonian Child Clothing Company? Hopefully it takes the heat off of everyone else, too
>>31806618No stream == no growth. Not much to argue here.
>>31806594I mean, its possible she just wiped and reinstalled windows
Wait, those pinpricks are Anya's pupils? What the fuck
>>31806527haha...yeah...
>>31806567We have them in burgerland, too. Best fried in duck fat.
>>31806524You got it wrong anon.>A = Amelia >Miki>Miki Ninaj>Nicki Minaj
>>31806607No.
>>31806611WHY DOES YT LOVES GURA SOOOO MUCHI do tooshe literally streamed last 3 days ago
Ame's gonna make her investigators clean up this kitchen...
>>31806631Do you guys not know you can have multiple users on Windows? Holy shit man.
>Ame's cutting skillsJesus fuck
>>31806475Wholesome family times wherever she goes.
>>31806532Why does the candle look like a penis?
>ame gets new pc>renames it after some dudeKek
>no avocado>no blue on any of the cakes>no butterRejoice anti /u/fags GuraAme is dead, KNEEL
>>31806629 This plot sounds familiar...
>>31806475>never retweets her art>encourages gacha addict behaviorwhy are you like this, kuroboshi?
>>31806634The NO one?
Roboco does NOT approve of all your schizo-posting.
>this thread
>>31806405She named her computer. You don't?I named the first computer I bought Ceciliasecond Winslowcurrent Astrid
>>31806625dude you should go into comedy hilarious joke, really rotfl here
I hate kiwis so much
>>31806332>>31806338>>31806345Figured it out, it's shitty coding```import osuser_path = os.environ['USERPROFILE']game_path = '/Wastelands-Interactive/CookingSim'full_game_path = os.path.join(user_path, game_path)music_path = os.path.join(full_game_path, 'Music')print(music_path)C:\Users\(You)/Wastelands-Interactive/CookingSim\Music```
>>31806567Seems like a pineapple on pizza thing to me. I'd much rather separate the two and enjoy them like that.
>>31806607
>>31806631I honestly wouldnt be suprised that if after the Ina yab yesterday management made them change their computer name
>>31806524>MikiIs there even a self-respecting guy who would allow this travesty of a nickname? Only girls can get away with it.
>>31806635She didn't really seem to care all that much
>>31806688My computer named itself which is why for some reason it's named light
>>31806681>neverIt's not nice to lie.
Hey guys, Enma here. I've decided to leak Gura's schedule. Here it is1/5 No Stream 1/6: Mario Kart 8 with Calli1/7: Minecraft1/8: Dead by Daylight1/9: Minecraft 1/10: Smashkart51 with Haachama (will be cancelled)
>>31805985You will, of course, get no replies because it’s like looking into a black mirror for them.
Would Amelia Watson and Ryan Gosling have a cute baby?
>>31806607Towa is asexual
>>31806609>>31806428>>31806480I was surprised as well, as I hadn't listened to it until now. Her voice is perfect for it, she sounds like she legitimately looks down on you
I give it 1-2 hours before the shitposting turns into actual schizo narratives.
>>31806406>>31806440We're entering the new age of Kiara. She will go the way of the fox
>>31806688Damn that's actually kind of cool I should do that.
>>31806631it's the old PC
>raisins donutsmax disgusting
>>31806707>>31806708Yab
>>31806684Well I do NOT approve her stupid pants
>>31806618how many money compared to toal stream hour?
>>31806708GURA?!
>>31806661>stream every day>don't stream>get the same amount of subsWhy stream then if it makes no difference? Maybe that's why she stopped
>>31806708
>>31806688i named my computer Lugh and one of my friends thinks thats my actual name now
ame's piss and shit cake...
IM GOING TO SAY ITI would eat those doughnuts
>>31806710ofc cause we already had one in Fallout!
>>31806708Thanks Gura!
FUCK KIWIFRUITt. Kiwi
>>31806706it's called hyperbole. that's the only piece i've seen him acknowledge.
>>31806688that both cute and weird as fuck, if people can name their instruments, I guess you can name your pc
>>31806708nice try gura
>>31806692ffs
Place your bets: Is Ame a worse saleswoman than a baker?
>>31806708Haachama...
>>31806708Sure thing, "Enma"
>>31806710Ryan Gosling's chad DNA could create a cute baby with anyone.
>>31806688I named my C drive CristinaMy second drive is Yukino.
>>31806708So are you Enma or are you Gura?
>>31806684I FUCKING LOVE BBC
>>31806708yab?
I bet Gura will do a cake baking stream on Ame's birthday.
>>31806708good morning sunshine
>>31806710Watson Amelia yes, her roommate no
It's the name of the guy who out the computer together and installed the OS.
>>31806688kinda based, will do from now on
>>31806684Does she approve of me posting her delicious ASS?
>>31806742blueberry bacon doughnuts sound good
>>31806635>speculation just remains to children’s clothing and AnikiWhat speculation? It has nothing to do with any of those things. It's the user name, so it's most likely just some random name, at most some old nick.Most likely explanation is that she named it after Miki.
>>31806677holy shit you're so fucking hilarious this is literally the best joke evercomedic genius
>>31806567I tried a couple of these. It made the bacon and donut worse. The worst of both worlds.
>>31806708I'm so confused.
>>31806715Towa is extremely sexual, but only with me
>>31806622You mean Americans and hell yea brother
>>31806715Towa is bandmate sexual
>>31806707>>31806708
>>31806708Gooruh...
>>31806567Ameriburgers are so revolting. These are real doughnuts.
>the burnt donuts soldHoly fuck
>someone ate the burned donutRIP
>>31806708Why falseflag as Enma tho?
>huh I wonder why the thread exploded>oh on
>>31806560but anon, both of those are the same group!
>She made moneyWhat the fuck
>>31806665Nice cope.
>>31806715False
My pc is named Towa
>>31806708>(will be cancelled)Made me chuckle
why are YOU like this?
>>31806708>scheduling a stream cancellationAlright, you go me to giggle a bit
>>31806688I just name hard drives, and my G: is Gura
>>31806777end your life doggo
>Ame forces her teamates to come buy her burnt donuts and leave good reviewsThis BITCH!
>>31806708you're not fooling anyone gura
>>31806688i just got a new pc can you name it for me
Oh no no no teakeks I figured out who amiki is
>>31806802>Called a nut>Isn't shaped like a nutYeah I don't think so.
>>31806719>any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be schizos will eventually be flooded by actual schizos who mistakenly believe that they're in good company
>>31806748Because she rarely draws serious art of herself. I think the last one he retweeted before this was Fubuki, even.
>>31806825Oh because only we could’ve noticed amiki, literally no one else couldn’t have
https://note.com/tanigo/n/n2b4103bac553>Cover stands for "Communication x Virtual"YAGOO your English reps
>>31806708Probably real but she will delay 2 of those streams by several hours
>people ate the burnt donutsyeah those customers were teamates
So have we confirmed that Gura quit Hololive?
>>31806802Where the fuck is the hole in the middle!?
I bought all the burnt donuts, you're welcome Ame.
>>31806802If American burgers are so disgusting how come every donut place is run by Chinese immigrants?
>>31806835yab
>>31806802That just looks like a sugar-coated burger bun.
>>31806835Please wake up Amiki...
>>31806820How many yabs did your PC have already?
People bought the burnt donuts purely because a cutie Ame was selling them.Admit it, you would do the same.
>>31806835KEEP YOUR FILTHY WHORE HANDS OFF MY ANIKI
>>31806835It's just not the same without him anymore
>>31806708>Gura and Enma are one and the same
>>31806618OH NO SHE ONLY MADE about 50k last month NOOOOOOOOOOO HOW WILL SHE SURVIVE??? :(
>>31806730>Implying Gura cares about subs>Implying she wouldn't be glad to lose them
>>31806835I miss him...
>>31806788The “Am” should be a giveaway that the PC/user was named when she already was Ame.
On your left
>>31806264>birthday Ah nvm then, numbers still in the dumpster
It's milking time.
>>31806849well, "Covir" is a SHIT name and it would have been worse through the past year...
>>31806835He became a cute anime girl!
>>31806835He would be a teamate.
Hey guys I bought a bunch of chocolate donuts from this bakery. The chef was pretty cute, looked just like Ame.
>>31806810It was me
>>31806802Let me guess, that's filled with custard? Absolutely disgusting.
Which holo would make the best food?
>>31806825anonchama.. Aniki is unironically an integral part of Twitch culture
>>31806835Ame went back in time and brought him to the present?Based
>>31806688I named my PC Wintermute.
>>31806367Eubros just can't stop winning!
>>31806849CoverCoVRCommunication Virtual RealityI can see it.
>no signs of life since>carson was found trying to contact her around the same time>has since been exposed for grooming/sexually harassing minors
>>31806810Someone's gonna die
>>31806902noel
>>31806593SHE WAS TRYING TO HINT AT THIS ALL ALONGI SWEAR THERE WAS A TIME WHERE SHE PUT THE FLOWER IN HER EYE
>>31806825I know you're here Ansat you fucking faggot.
>>31806902Choco
>>31806835I miss him.
aya...
Why does Ame hate me specifically?
>>31806890what happened to the lap poster
Goddammit Ame
AYA
Aya~!
>AYA
AME YOU BITCH
>>31806688For me, its the Greeks.
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!!!
>>31806708What the fuck is realhttps://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1345052684567662592
AYA LOVE
>>31806913what's wrong with grooming minors, Mori does so all the time
>>31806849Fixed it
AYAYA
>>31806858They don't need it, because they're full of goodness.
>>31806618Take your meds already you obsessed numberfreak
>>31806902They did a cooking round up stream before. Towa's was simple but healthy and good, Choco can actually cook, and I think Aki was decent as well.
>>31806692What programmer would use backslashes for a directory structure. Fuck that game.
>>31806913>Klaius has been on the lookout ever since dudul took his throneGura is on the run from these felons
>>31806867Is this a sign about what's going to happen with her merch? It's going to be complete shit but people are still going to buy it and pretend they like it?
Alright, not eating the cake anymore.
>>31806925>microwaves everythingno
>>31806902Haachama
You fags are always asking for merch, well Ame is gonna have some for her birthday. So you better follow through and buy it.
Nooooo the A word AAAAAAAAAAAH
Artesia, why are you playing Cooking Simulator on my computer?
>Aint had nothing but stinky rrats for 3 stinkin days!
>>31806338it's a windows thing, try not to think too hard about it
>>31806913>It's real
>>31806835So...Why does ame makes him bark in a high pitched voice?
>>31806901>Implying Boston Cream isn't the best donut man has ever created
>>31806913She was in cahoots with him. He couldn't groom her because she's old enough to be his mommy.
>>31806945Towa baby...
>>31806613I just made it, so no, I'm just gonna chalk it up to being Ame hours and try some other time. I had forgotten, desu, but the baking stream more than makes up for the (you) famine
>>31806902Did you see Luna’s pancakes? Those look pretty good. Almost patisserie tier.
>Blue stuff.>On Ame's own birthday cake.GURAME WINS AGAIN
Consume the AYA cake anon
>>31806978He's into it
>>31806874>Gura absence is because she has to do work as EnMa>she avoids Twitter so people can't recognize speech patterns between them>she doesn't collab with JPs because they don't know her secretit all makes sense now
>>31806688My computer is called Wilhelmshaven and my drives are all the names of German ships.
>>31806945>28k likesAt least one of the ENs has masturbated to this by now.
>>31806802These are fucking delicious. Quite different than american doughnuts though.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P%C4%85czki
>>31806945booba
>>31806833name it Ringo
>>31806833FagChan
>>31806916Are you joking? Her cooking is Haachama tier.
>>31806976It's a 19 year old dude talkin up a 17 year old.
AYAMELIA
>>31806913Holy fuck
>>31806992What blue stuff?
>>31806825I hope Cadet's album fucking bombs.
>wanted to put blue>decides to put raspberries insteadAme why do you hate Gura so much?
>>31806525>>31806593>>31806918
>>31806950>COVIR>COVIDuh bros???
>>31806902Aki or Choco
>>31806928>>31806932>>31806934>>31806937>>31806977>>31806986>>31806996shut up
>>31806978Maybe it's his DEEPDARKFANTASY?
>>31806902Luna's pasteries are absolute peak. I'd say Aki and Choco are the best cooks while Luna is the best baker
>>31806571it seems like an eternity...
>>31806996Tastes like piss, thanks Ame
Don't worry, everything will be okay.
>>31806953my fav donut, krispy kreme glazed with kreme fillingdonuts don't need a hole in the middle
>>31806708>normies shiti sleep
>>31806953>its just a jelly doughnut do you really think these don't exist in America?
>>31807001>Ina and Enma are strangely close >Almost as if they're friends>Ina and Gura are friends>Enma is "too shy" to have a voice reveal I understand it all
>>31807038BASED
>>31807017It's not her fault the game doesn't let her. It was still her first choice.
>>31806959>>31806755>>31806692At least it work unlike Youtube that lag when you open chat
I can't watch Amelia play this. I can only listen to her ask what, where, why, and how so many times, and that threshold has been exceeded.
>>31806992you got too cocky fag, now go back into your /u/ hole
hey isnt aniki a gay porn star?and amelia wants teamate to fuck each other...bros im kinda worried
In less than 8 hours it's going to be Ame's birthday
>>31806688I named my PC Mu'atra and my phone Wraithguard
>>31806962>PretendYou need to love shit and hate yourself and your wallet to buy holo merch in the first place
>>31806860They're not. They're run by Vietnamese immigrants.
>>31807003It's true, I have.>>31806802We have those here, too
giving Watson my glaze...
Is the numbers finally fixed?
>>31807039Pot, meet kettle
Seriously what do you guys think amiki means? It doesn't sound like an english name so I doubt its her real name or anything. It doesn't make sense that its someone's name either because why would it be on her computer?
Aya...
>>31807059Don't be worriedJust let it happen
>>31807043I am not strong enough for this rrat
>>31806525Mikhail?
>>31806945There's always one...
>>31806902kiara because she tastes like chicken
>>31807039>normiesFuck off.
This cake is kinda cute...
>>31806913>check twitter to see if it's legit>first hashtag is thiskek
>>31806688>there are people in this thread who don't choose their own hostnamesholy fuck i bet they don't even have root
>>31807074It’s my nickname
>>31806992this is true!
>>31807026
>>31807059She really wants this orgy to happen
>>31807003Gooruh....
You'd think Gura would watch this since she spends all day watching cooking shows anyway
>>31807060>In less than 8 hoursThink in Japan time. It's already the 6th.
>>31807075based aya-anti
I have an announcement to make!Gawr Gura is an amazing singer! Her voice is like an angel!Mori Calliope is a talented rapper with great rhythm!Ninomae Ina'nis is a very skilled artist who draws amazingly quickly!Takanashi Kiara is a cunning linguist who is very talented at live translations!Watson Amelia is an English Virtual YouTuber associated with hololive, as part of its English (EN) branch first generation!All five girls are wonderful in their own ways! Love Hololive! Support these girls!
>PapAYAIT WAS THERE ALL ALONG
What was that moan/squeak and why do I see it being used for porn
>>31807041It's just not the same
HER CAKE IS SO CUTE BROSS
What does Aya mean?
SCHWING
>>31807075basedAYA HATE
>>31807075I hope she antagonizes him more just to milk him like the little paypiggy he is.
>>31807008the fucking wikipedia article you linked literally says that these are in America. Good reading though eurocuck
>>31807060This is the test to see if EN can move product.
>>31807074>amiki>A submission from India says the name Amiki means "Uniqueness" and is of HINDU origin.OH, Oh noooo
>>31806970What kind of merch do you think she'd sell? Mousepads, stuffed toys, maybe a dakimakura?
I wonder how many people in chat have no idea what the aya stuff even is.
>>31807084Holy shit, that's deserves a uhahaha laugh from me. HOOCHA!
>>31807043Holy shit
So everyone agrees that Gura is intentionally ghosting her fans then?
That's a cock.This is a cock cake
this aya shit is actually gay, why the fuck did it come to this
>>31807084Jesus Christ, kek
>>31807074The first letter of her name and then her dog Miki's name.I'm willing to bet the other one is named "Abubba"
>>31807074serious answer? Either in reference to her dog or just a name she gave for her PC
>>31807079Her endorsing the tag should be enough right?>their self
>>31807119Onahole molded after the real thing.
>>31807059Wait a min-
>>31806567This is the only way to eat a donuthttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luther_Burgerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HffOj--p9bU
>>31807099>non-holo reaction image fuck off
>>31807120It's pretty weird when you think about how it's all from the middle of an 8 hour SC reading.
>>31807120I don'tAnd I'm not skimming through 8 hours to find out.
>>31807074https://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=amiki
>>31807096Wait what? She seems less enthusiastic about it than I though...
>>31806950https://twitter.com/covir_ioCovir makes octopus robots
>>31807079>their self
GURA WOKE UP AND UNPINNED HER SCHEDULE! SHE'S ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
GURA UNPINNED HER SCHEDULE
>>31807126Just watch the stream, teacuck.
>>31807074Ame + Aniki or Ame + Miki
>>31807126Yes, anon. Let the teamates have their tread.
>numberfag stating the facts elicits massive seethe and cope from chumfagsAbsolutely based. Those niggas are getting too cocky and need to be put in their place t. day 1 mori sub
>>31807142Based
>>31807010>>31807013thanks ill name it Ringo FagChan
>>31807059>Marine wants me to stimulate my prostate>Ame wants me to fuck my fellow teamates>Mori wants me to fuck her>Ina wants to peg meI don't know which of these options makes me less gay but I hope I don't have to pick any time soon
ATTENTIONGURA JUST UNPPINED LAST WEEK'S SCHEDULE
UNPINNED SCHEDULE. ITS REAL. GURA PLEASE STREAM TONIGHT.
>>31807119Vial of her special sauce.
>>31807119Doubt it. More like keychains and posters.
>>31807099Based
>>31806833Marisa
>>31806785I know I do
Reine love!
>>31807154>>31807155based constantly refreshing Gura's twitter mind
>>31807142What the fuck america, I felt bile rise up jesus christ
>>31807140HE LIVES ON
>>31807142I made a luther burger before and it was so fucking tasty but made me feel like complete shit.
>>31807154>>31807155No, i don't believe you!
>>31807151ina....?
>>31807043
>>31807066Did the artist that did the illustrations for the Warcraft 2 & 3 player manuals do this too?
>>31807154>>31807155do you just refresh Gura's twitter waiting for any sign of life?
>>31807014nigga he got nudes, that shit's a federal crime of the highest degree. My brother got nudes from his girlfriend and they were both teens, and he still almost went to jail. If this dude was an adult and got underage pics, he's fucking done. 30 years PER FRAME OF VIDEO.
>>31807140oh nonononononononoI WANTED TO FUCK AME NOT GET FUCKED BY AME
She wants to play the actual fun main game and dumb chat screams for the stupid pizza mode...
>>31806587Okay but now she actually unpinned her old schedule so it's REALLY coming soon.
>>31807074her old username was also the beginning of her name + some seemingly random caracters.
>>31807107i wish i knew. one day everyone started saying aya and i have no idea why
>>31807142IT WAS REAL?!? I THOUGHT THEY MADE THAT SHIT UP???
We're on a time line tangent
>>31807126no
Oh god, not the Pizza one. Didn't this bug out on Ina like 5 times?
>>31807084HOOCHA!
>>31806902>>31806991>>31807023>>31807030They should do a pop-up restaurant with those three cooking...
>>31807142you cant tell me that this shit on the right are supposed to be fries
>>31807150Because it's not her actual birthday nigga
I've been away for a while What has happened in Ame's stream?
>>31807151>Ina was a robot all along
>>31807154>>31807155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV8S_2lwDkQ
>>31807154>>31807155>>31807169>>31807170lol
>>31807119I missed the swimsuits so much last summer.
>>31807168Where did the Ina pegging thing come from?
Pizza time
>>31807154>>31807155SHES ALIVE! SHE REMEMBERED WE EXIST!
>>31807157I'm a chumbud and Ame hates me
>>31807008>>31806802They're called "Berliner"
>>31807162Why are chumbuddies like this?
>>31807168>>Marine wants me to stimulate my prostateWhen did this happen?
>>31807154>>31807155Okay that's enough for today, back to bed
>>31807126Pretty much, Let's how she'll be 8 months from now though, she'll either become Ayame or, hopefully, Korone
>>31678101
>>31807187YOU DON'T!?!
Oh no she's gonna get filtered so hard by this
>>31807078Mello is Amelia's boyfriend
>>31807177what was her name again? Ree-nee?
>>31806913>search his name on twitter>the first one came up https://twitter.com/RollsSucy/status/1346561756655620101
>>31807154>>31807155how do you fuckers notice this shit so quick
>Gura unpins her schedule>does nothing else the rest of the dayHow would you react?
>>31807154>>31807155Gentlemen, it is time
>>31807202Haachama's pizza flew out the window
So Gura is done sobbing alone in the dark in her room? About fucking time.
>>31807059
>>31807154i unironically breathed a sigh of relief
*casts a spell to make Gura have a stroke so she can't post her schedule*
Biggu cheese
>>31807240I... I think i'd be okay with that...
>>31807189>he doesn't want to get fucked by his oshingmi
>>31807079ESL negrochama...
>>31807232get the fuck out of split threads you stupid nigger
>>31807154>>31807155>>31807169>>31807170Do you not have anything better to do with your lives other than pressing F5?
>>31807179>tfw I've been doing that for the last 4 hours
>I like olives on pizzaAmelia is no longer my oshi
>>31807154>>31807155GENTLEMEN THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
>>31807154AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>31807096Japan time doesn't count
>>31807231Korone did the same thing?
>>31807178Absolute shit-tier taste
>>31807014This is your mind on pedophilia charges
>>31807239He's unbelievably based. Gura, you should collab with him.
>>31807076Meds
>>31807142it's named after luther vandrosshomie died in his fifties of hypertension and diabetes.
>>31807240>Gura retweets more art>does nothing else the rest of the dayHow would you react?
>>31807155>>31807154AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>31807240At least she's alive.
>>31807189how can you say you love her if you won't even eat her cum
>>31807170>>31807169>>31807154>>31807155THESE GODDAM SCHIZOSthanks i was worried about my daughter
>>31807014See >>31807188, but unless they raid him he won't see time. But he admitted to it himself willingly
>>31807226Everytime she talks about BL doujins or someone mentions butts
>You wanna change your volume? LOL here's the full path of the game>You wanna change your resolution? LMAO here's your IP address>You wanna change the controls? BIG KUSA here's your house's coordinates>You wanna change the language? HUEHUEHUE here's a live stream from your webcame>You wanna exit the game? ROFLCOPTER here's your SSN, DOB, full name, and a list of all the places you've visited in the past monthThis game is yabee
I just woke up is Gura OK please tell me she streamed
>>31807241Honestly, I just happened to refresh her twitter at the right time. I usually just wait for anons here to post her schedule.
>>31807254you have to shop a wand tardwatameposters getting lazy
>>31807254Blocks your spell with doggo magic
>>31807266chumbuds really are starving huh
>>31807185The original art was by Michael Kirkbride, not sure who did the edit but I think it was an anon from here
>>31807207Just to clarify, we are talking about Amelia Watson and not her roommate right? JP holos at least hype up their birthdays, holostars too I think but I only saw Roberu's
>>31807240i would be able to sleep much more easily tonight because i'm not worried about her anymore
>>31807241They sit there and hit refresh until something happens. I wish I was joking.
>>31807218it's just anons wanting to be gay
>>31807254YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
>>31806287>>31806287oh man sound like the shit in watamote
>>31807240I love her and any hint of her being alive is enough
>>31807265No
>>31807245>sobbing alone>not out with friends enjoying her time off, knowing that she can get her work done on time>even if she doesn't, her fans won't get mad about it
>>31807168Marine route is the least gay, fucking Mori is turbo gay tho
>>31807298I say everyone in Hololive should play this
>>31807200Nnnnnnnnnobody cares
https://twitter.com/tanigox/status/1346605751318450176https://note.com/tanigo/n/n2b4103bac553>As the company name COVER (Communication x Virtual) WTF did anyone know this??
SO MUCH CHEESE... FATTEN ME UP MOMMY!! OINK OINK OINK BUHIIIIII
>>31807240knowing she is ok is all that matters to meshe actually shown alive signs just took a worry out of my mind.
Damn, 1300 people immediately dropped when she got to the pizza part. Must be some PTSD
>>31807299>I just woke upSo did Gura.
>>31806460Not like this gosling bros....
>>31807178>>31807182>>31807199>>31807208>>31807286I think it made to be eaten when drunk or the day after you got drunk
>>31807155>>31807154>Gura's alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYpz3abAk98
>>31807231>Gura streaming as much as Koronei would kneel so hard, i don't even know how I'm going to get my knees to bend so far.
Holy shit, Ame made the only sane Pizza.
Ame...cheese?
>>31807307She's been hyping it up for weeks you dumb nigger. Her birthday event is tomorrow, she doesn't stream on fucking japan time.
>>31806890>lapped Ame right when she streams and Gura does not
>>31807267You're in luck anon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9Ww4mp58E
Holy shit, she's actually following directions? What happened to Ame
>>31807240After realizing that she's actually too lazy to destroy hololive with her laziness, I've stopped caring about her.
>>31807240is gura the ayame of EN?
>>31807339Are those turtles?
>>31807240Honestly I'm ok with just some activity. That's all I wanted.
>>31807295Kinda hot
>>31807254It won't work without the hat, bitch.
>>31807240Satisfied. I know she's alright, and it's not like she's going to stream today anyway.
>>31807240I cope.
>>31807154>>31807155I'm literally not going to stop jerking off until she posts.
>>31807334
Ah yes
>>31807299well... what if i told you she unpinned her old schedule on twitter?
>>31807254*casts a spell that causes Gura to post her schedule only to have a heart attack 5 minutes later and die*
I keep hearing voices in the game and it makes me think there are people outside my door. Wait, is this real schizophrenia?
>>31807154>>31807155based stalker
>>31807154>>31807155Thanks God ;_;
>>31807301>>31807373that was the point
>Gura stream reservation
>>31807349Nobody tell Gura or she's gonna get fat again.
>>31807142You can't serve this kind of food to people, it'll cause... death
>>31807266>>31807304haha yeah i definitely haven't been doing it for 9 hours lol that would be crazy wouldn't it haha
>>31807339Huh, new COVER lore
>>31806688I don’t have a computer
>>31807361The theory was disproven the same episode. He just pretends to hate olives
>>31807343they are busy refreshing Gura's Twitter
>>31807298I wonder who could be behind this one
>>31807074Regardless of what it is supposed to be to me it just sounds like Aniki with Ame mixed in.
>>31807382Jesus, that is one meaty bitch
>>31807337We need moar Nene
>>31807239Becoming a big internet personality sounds like it fucking sucks, everyone will use any minor thing you've said or done and try to ruin you with it
>>31806262idk if it's sarcastic or not
>>31807382>Those THIGHS
>>31807391
>>31807301>>31807373Here>*casts a spell to make Gura have a stroke so she can't post her schedule*
>>31807366I mean...pretty hard to miss those directions, even if I wouldn't put it past her.
>>31807339How the fuck would we know since Virtual is not spelled Vertual
>>31807404shhh anon let him believe
>>31807273She didn't ghost as much as Gura back then but how active Korone is now on social media compared to how she was is nice. Then we have Ayame, now I don't really cared much for her back then but right now she's just a phantom
>>31807393soometimes i really want to strangle watame posters
Hololive management also has access to Guras Twitter.She could be dead and they are about to start cleaning up and announcing her account closures.
>>31807382jesas she really needs to do lewd art...
I think it's cute that Amelia named her laptop after Bubba and her new computer after Miki.
Wait, isn't this the scene from the pepeloni picture?
Are chumbuddies ogey?
>>31807058>Ame knew the game would be a piece of shit and not let her put blue stuff and blueberries on it.That's you.
>>31807375It's funny because I wanted to be mad but that image of her is too cute. Hahaha....
>open ame stream>her BGM is obnoxiously loud>close ame stream
>>31807132She's a Double Dragon fan?
>>31807226Like a week ago maybe 2 weeks she was telling chat about prostates and how we should all try it out because it makes guys feel good
>Ame stream is on>Chumkeks spamming just because Gura is awakeYet more proof that Chum"buddies" don't care about anybody else in Hololive
>Ame birthday merch>Tshirt>keychains>Dakimakura>All designed by Kiara
Chumbuds remind me of nintendo fans obsessing over Nintendo Directs
>>31807439NO!
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1346613243930791936>I just woke up
>sleepy reaper followed meuhh, what?
>>31807240Relieved.
>>31807432We are your best and worst enemy
>>31807382Jesus that lewd tummy
>>31807433
>>31807447tehe~i hate that
>Ame actually following the recipeThis won't last
>>31807223Hey, that is John F. Kennedy
>>31807450peepee poopoo
>>31807458Shamelessly, unironically HERE
How many Gura's collab this week?
For real though, I think Gura is trying to filter people with her antics whether it be subconscious or not.
>>31807014>Pedo fags defend this even though one of his friends showed discord message of him admiting he received nudes from minorshttps://twitter.com/ItsJoko/status/1346350840228012035?s=19
>>31807439Hell yeah!!
>>31807461PogChamp
>>31807461Ogey
>>31807458HATE tweet
>>31807461What did you do?
>>31807453please dont do this to me God PLEASE
>>31807450anon i'm watching ame's stream, i was just worried that gura might be dead, okay? okay?
>>31807434She does on her pixiv. Lots of tentacles. If she gave us some Ina X Calli X Gura X Kiara X Ame tentacle porn I'd kneel so hard.
>>31807450Nobody else matters when Gura is here to be honest with you
>>31807458>I just woke up and I feel like Death, ha ha.>...wait a minute I guess that means everything is normal huhso odds she actually manages 8 hour crash
>>31807450Nobody cares about teacucks.
CHUMBUDDY ANTIS ARE THE REAL MENACE
>>31807461Are you 5'4" or shorter? Check your DMs.
>>31807461>62 followersnice try
>>31807450>He doesn't know about Chummates
>>31807132>>31807435>the other one>her new computerdo you guys know that username and hostname are 2 different things?
>>31807386That didn't rhymeso your magic's a lieGura'll stream on timebecause she won't die
>>31807119Gamer bottle
What’s heavier, 3.5kg of Ame milk or 3.5kg of flour?
>>31807461>62 followersdeadbeats... what happened...
>>3180747912 if you count ame birthday
>>31807461reverse name dumbass
>>31807439always has been
>>31807435False. Its probably an old friend turned boyfriend, who she got with after breaking up with HIM. Condomates were buying condoms for her after all lole
>>31807461Did she find out you're 5'3?
>>31807461>compares previous followers to current followerssasuge, self-dox-chan.
>>31807461who are you?
>>31807453Stop this...
>>31807433What the fuck
>>31807433I don't like this rrat
>>31807482This dude is absolutely done for. RIP
>i need something way bigger
>all this riot just because she unpinned her scheduleshe knows exactly what she's doing
>>31807404>a HIMYM fag that remembers the older seasons"Based."
>>31807461Are deadbeats the most retarded fanbase?
Bros I've forgotten how Pekora's face actually looks like
>>31807458thanks for explaining the joke, Mori
>>31807154>>31807155Yagoo and Mori tweeted too! RRATs
>>31807453Didn't Ina say she was doing something for Amelia's birthday? Or was that just referring to normal drawing to replace the old superliminal one.
>>31807461>62 followers
>>31807522not the real account anyway
>>31807433Died from food poisoning from the meatloaf and the ring fit
>>31807358Well anon said it's already 6th in japan, guess she doesn't care about her JP goslings then
>Ooof marone, Ton check out the hardware blondie is packing underneath that blouse.
>>31807482>narrativesHE'S HERE
>>31807510Ame's milk is really thick so her milk would be heavier
>>31807515How was your sleep, Mori?
>>31807513>>31807515FUCKING KEK
>>31807520>Matching outfits.OHNONONO
>>31807515kek Moririn...
>>31807515Checks out
>>31807520Ina...
>>31807534damn gura should disappear for 3 days straight more often
If someone is a fan of Mori and Amelia, are they a teeheemate?
>>31807043>Gura>Organized enough to manage anything at all
>>31807503>5'3" manlet>don't even like Mori>only want Gura to DM me
>>31807551Pretty sure that was referencing a new Ame drawing, yeah.
>>31807433>implying they can't just bring one of the clones out of the ice machine
>>31807450She's my oshi, pls understand, I love her more than anything.
>>31807482Unironic pedophilia would gain him more respect here if anything
Ame, please turn down the BGM... Just a little bit...
>>31807515based mori
Is ame retarded?
>>31807265Do your reps.
>>31807539
>>31807551I think so? But she wouldn't work on it on stream for obvious reasons.
>>31807461>DeletedDeadbeatchama....
>>31807520>matching outfitsAme's not gonna like this
>>31807507Based
>>31807450chumbuddies defended teamates during the super ultra long never ending 3 day break so theres no reason we would be bothered by this
>>31807461>62 followersAM I LAFFIN
>>31807515rumao
>>31807589wrong.
>>31807461the absolute state of deadbeats
>>31807519Wouldn't condomates be buying condos?
>>31807433Stahp.
Look at the comments, fucking cringe
>Amiki was a male friends nickname she called someone by before she joined hololiveWhy is his name still on her pc? Did she get with him after breaking up with HIM
is ame a good cook? just got home from work to see my wife in the kitchen
>Gura doesn't stream her part time for a few days>Chumbuds literally go mental, stalk her twitter, say she's depressed or sickI can't tell anymore if you guys are shitposting or genuinely dick in the head
AME PLEASE SAVE WATER, THINK OF THE CHILDREN IN AFRICA.
have you ever thought about the fact that water faucets in video games use real life water
>>31807582Why do you think she's so unorganized? She has to deal with these 4 mess of a women while streaming herself. The reason HER never streamed was because she was always Yagoo's second in command.
>>31807586>>31807596Maybe she's drawing Ames birthday merch.
>>31807461>she/herimagine being so ugly you need to clarify your gender in the bio
>>31807625>New pc>names it after her new bfOhnono
>>31807589He was a cunny connoisseur
>>31807589>conflating lolicon and pedophilesgo back and fuck off
>Ame just wasting water
>>31807619too big
when will Ina finally be done with her commissions so she can start doing more collabs? Did she seriously join hololive then also book a whole year of art comms?
>>31807627Did she say it though?
>>31807639It's not her new PC retard
What the fuck is she doing kek. This pizza is going to taste of water.
>>31807630Her baking was...questionable, but the first pizza turned out fine.
>>3180764616.4 liters. GONE
>>31807632>genuinely dick in the headUUOOOHH?
>>31807634Anonchama, do you is your PC powered by a water wheel?
>>31807625post this rrat on 5ch, I dare you
>>31807408>>31807416 >>31807434 >>31807468 One more
>>31807633FUCK africans
>>31807619>BoobsDISGUSTING
>>31807627it's like that literally every single time someone gets to itthey even did it for Moona and she speaks English (mostly)
>>31807632She most likely is depressed, just sayin
I think Ringfit might have actually killed Gura
>>31807519Hilarious joke. Holy shit you're so funny! No one has even posted this before
>>31807656>taste ofbritbong detected
>people doomposting>gura probably was just sleeping and is just making the scheduleim glad we went trough these with MINIMUM shitposting
>>31807653She's under a contract you fucking non stream watching piece of garbage.
>>31807646water is free, bro
>>31807653watch her streams
>>31807639She hasn't even set it up yet. Proves what a SEAnigger you are.
>>31807630Ame milk, piss cake. Yeah she's pretty good
>>31807637That is a possiblity, and I'd buy it in a heartbeat, as a tako. But I think Ame is the type to not ask Ina for stuff, she knows how busy she is.
>>31807656Delicious and moist!
>>31807595
https://twitter.com/kujirapasta/status/1327619434152804354Would you fuck your friend?
>>31807632You just don't understand.
>>31807634
>>31807654Probably wont be any more Holos saying the word, management probably made them aware of the word.
Don't spend too much time in this thread, anon. It will take over your life. Make sure to take care of your responsibilities and to enjoy Hololive responsibly. Don't let this place own you.
>>31807653She has an actual corporate art job, not just freelance commissions. I don't think she's looking to quit just to stream more.
>>31807674she promised to do it every week in january tho
>>31807668with a fistful of jellybeans
>>31807639Oh nonono
>>31807536I stopped bothering around season 3 or 4 I think.I watched some episodes or heard some stuff but it was clear nothing relevant happened at all in later seasons
>>31807668Didn't she get her real name leaked and Fiverr page?
>>31807702Miko...
>>31807685Not in the USA it isn't
>>31807382>>31807667huh, he actually drew decent stuff. now it's all trash
EASY MODO?!?!?!?!?
>>31807653I'm pretty sure she's done with commissions. She works for a company though and she's under contract with them.>>31807702Miko said it again during her recent playthrough (not at that part, though)
>Ame yelling at the tutorial for backseating
>>31807495The fact that Mamaloni hasn't drawn Ina once is criminalThen again, she probably hasn't drawn In because once she'd get to the tentacles her limiters would instantly be broken
>>31807482>collabed with Pewds days ago
>>31807683then why join hololive if she was under contract
>>31807450Please understand, I've been aawae for 25 hours. So a simple notification from mu oshi makes me happy
>>31807674She needs to set her pride aside and dial it back down to level 20. It'd make for a better stream and she wouldn't destroy herself.
Gura please schedule..I'm already passed frustration
Mori love
>>31807702Business, nigger...
>>31807702Miko said it recently, but at a different part of the game.
>>31807723Only kids play on easy mode!
>>31807719Maybe for you non-great lakes having states.
>>31807698Sex friend...
>>31807188>of the highest degreelol
I started my new job so I'm now going to start paypigging, question which Holos have worthwhile members only content?
>>31807653 she doesn't care about Hololive
>>31807681I'm Canadian, you bully!
>>31807732Does it matter? She's streaming enough hours that it shouldn't be a fucking issue. She's balancing her Holo work and her outside work just fine.
>>31807589Chumbuddies are literally just Holden Caulfields, they wouldn't fuck actual children, just midget women.
>>31807702They just can't help themselves
>>31807726>She works for a company though and she's under contract with them.So when can she quit?
>>31807729>The fact that Mamaloni hasn't drawn Ina once
129g of saltJesus christ
>her laugh
>>31807732Because she can?
>>31807337newfag here, what's the deal with nene and dox
>>31807752Sohrry.
looks like they fixed the tutorial since ina streamed this game, doing shit out of order doesn't brick it
>>31807738
>>31807411I love my CEO and I'm tired of pretending I don't
>>31807732one brain cell prs andstd
>>31807698no, albino is disgusting
>Open stream>Ame CHIMPIN OUT>Keep stream open
>>31807719it's so cheap most places it might as well be
>>31807738I love this brapping bitch!
>>31807630She's better than her sister.
>>31807734Your duty is done my friend. Please sleep for her sake.
>>31807767>200g of sprinkles>150g of sugar>125g of saltThe standard Ame diet
>>31807758if they are Holden Caulfields then why do they love a phony?
>>31807719>Not in the USA it isn'tIs this true? You actually have to PAY for your toxic water?
>>31807653Ina has two jobs and is streaming more than Gura.
>>31807774Nene is a fucking dumbass and accidentally doxxed her entire gen when she debuted.
>>31807764>The look>The way the tentacles go to everyoneYou just KNOW
>>31807763I think she said later this year when she brought it up.
>>31807482Why are we discussing this shit again?
AME USING HER VIBE
Cute Ame noises
Oh shit she turned the vibrator on
>>31807750>Polka>Chammers>Choco>Watson
>>31807774>asking to be spoonfedgo back and lurk moar faggot
>>31807750Maybe Ame when she gets over this "aya" shit
Did that yawn kill her?
What do you mean Mori is live with Crash in 30 minutes, wasn’t it supposed to be tomorrow?
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1346613243930791936Mori...Cancelled stream in 3, 2,
Watching this cooking stream compared to Ina's lobotomy corp stream just makes me appreciate Ina for actually reading the manual/tutorial more...t. Teamate
>>31807703Risu you already told me that last night in the prechat but thanks for reminding me again
>>31807767unironically not enough for fucking 10kg of pizza dough, my uncultured nigga
>>31807794It costs almost as little as electricity here
>>31807756Even mori quit her job
>>31806913>has since been exposed for grooming/sexually harassing minorsThey found other girls besides the 17 year old? If not who gives a fuck. A 19 year old dating a 17 year old is fucking nothing.
>Ame stretched herself into being frozen
>>31807750Nyanners
SEX WITH AME IN THE WINECELLAR
>>31807793because holden is a phony
Someone post the video if Haachama saying "I'm speakin it" at the end.
>>31807826After she started streaming.You can't break a contract without repercussions. Are you underage?
>>31807750>Polka>Ame>Gurathose are the ones im most proud of and would be willing to give T3 to
>>31807794So how are the gas prices there?
>>31807816It is tomorrow...
>>31807674God it just makes me diamonds of how delicate she would be
Botan?
>>31807774Please provide your social security number and full address to receive the answer
>>31807826her contract already had eneded
>>31807698Is she better on the recorder than Mori?
>>31807840https://files.catbox.moe/p87r43.mp4
>>31807826SEA?
>>31807816No it's supposed to be today
>>31807845is it true Ame's is mostly GFE shit?
>>31807767g or mg?
>>31807794It varies by state but in Austin Texas the avg is over $100 per month (from 2 years ago)https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/23/millions-of-americans-cant-afford-water-bills-rise
What the FUCK is an Ina?
>>31807750Ame for sure, Gura's member stuff is good but doesn't happen as much as I'd like, Kiara's watchalongs are phenomenal
>>31807854I'm so tired of this stupid fucking pose.
>>31807826Mori's job sucked ass, Ina's doesn't.
>>31807698uoH OuO
>>31807816Welcome to tomorrow
>>31807820>"Press E to switch between 10g and 100g modes!">"damn do you really to press E this much, this takes too long"
>>31807847She fucked up again then.
>>31807877A miserable pile of CUTE
This fucking gremlin, throwing excess ingredients on the floor
>>31807854I want to breed this hag.
>>31807877Ina Ina INaaaa
>>31807736For some reason she's too stubborn in this regard, no idea why she wants to die on the lvl 30 hill.
>>31807840https://files.catbox.moe/eubl84.webm
>>31807878>Kiara's watchalongs are phenomenaldidn't she like break down crying during one of them?
>>31807715Yes but take that shit to /wvt/
>>31807829>datingbruh it's more like asking for nudes
>>31807750Mori T3 but only if she's your oshiPolka if you're into "depressed gf who's desperate for your affection" GFE
>>31807840https://files.catbox.moe/p87r43.mp4I love this clip
>>31807860then why was Mori originally planning to do the whole year
>>31807864>https://files.catbox.moe/p87r43.mp4I'll never get tired of this. What a loveable retard.
Ame's stupid yawning noise annoys the fuck out of me but also gives me a boner. What's happening to me, doc?
Where’s the schedule I’ve been waiting for too long
>>31807879faggot
>>31807877She's plenty fuckable yes!
>made alt account to ask about why I'm shadowbanned>alt account is shadowbanned tooAme legit hates me...
>>31807859>no boxed set of iCarly
>>31807877a normal human
>>31807882>>31807868Tomorrow as in 13 hours from now, or am I retarded.
>>31807719>not having your own well
>>31807910Because Mori is retarded.
>>31807619Man, it kinda feels like the story took a dive since SIGNBest track in the series thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_S43AP1tgcMy vote for Millia would go for Aki
>>31807879
>>31807854Hag love!
>>31807869now of days but that's mostly through the random members posts she makes now of days, it's the most modern GFE you can get but she has the most varied members content
>>31807738>someone wrote a 15-page essay in favor of Adam SandliopeI fuckin love this shit.
>>31807877schizos came up with an OC holo named Ina and pretend she exists and is part of hololive EN
>>31807914SKEWSD
>>31807869It's usually watchalongs or something experimental, and now she's planning on making member's karaoke a more regular thing so she can practice.
>>31807920didnt i just read this post?
Holy fuck she really is getting cuter
>>31807878>Kiara's watchalongs are phenomenalWhy?
>>31807892literally who? /vyt/ is two blocks down
>>31807854No. Polka!
>Cooking Simulator>"Oh it's like a real cooking"Ame...
>>31807826You do know Hololive was always supposed to be a part time gig, right? It's only just recently that the Holo's have been treating it as something full-timeFor crying out loud multiple Holo's who joined Hololive were in school. And some still are
>>31807920To be fair, I hate you too so it's not just her
>>31807877This is ina!
>>31807950yes, he's autistic just ignore him
Do Europeans eat pizza?
Chumbuds do you think we'll get a stream today? Maybe she'll surprise us...
>Cooking simulator>shocked that it simulates cookingAme....
>>31807752Ina...
>>31807920Get fucked
>>31807789Not yet bud, what if she have stream tonight?
>>31807703Thank you for reminding me Risu, but sometimes I think it's too late. It's hard to move on.
>>31807920I've got your MAC address and I hate you too
>>31807879such a fag take
>>31807968haha...
>>31807869It is not. Most of her "GFE" is in public streams like kissing teamates and shit.
>>31807967???????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>31807859I like the concept of Nene having a transparent nameplate on her desk and it's always facing her
>>31807968Are you this retarded?
>CORN????
>>31807625>>31807639Wait a moment.Sounds more like he gave her his old PC because her shit broke down and needed some rig to be able to stream
>>31807977but i own a pc.....
do you really belieb that mori will stream longer than 4 hours?
>>31807969Tbf some other "simulator" games out there are pretty...out there.
>>31807924No, yesterday she said tomorrow so tomorrow is today and not tomorrow because tomorrow is tomorrow and today is yesterdays tomorrowTL;DR just fucking do it, Anon
>>31807972Trust me she won't. If you don't sleep she can't make you happy streaming. https://files.catbox.moe/oau5st.mp3
>>31807877Ina love!
>>31807924Sounds like you mixed up AM and PM seeing how that would be 12 hours later than it is in her schedule
Corn is Amelia's favorite vegetable, next to pizza.
>>31807958Recently like as recent as gen 3. They stopped doing the part time thing a long time ago.
>>31807992it's based on her minecraft home
>>31807869No. Ame is naturally GFE. That's her default state.
>>31807932It's nowadays.
>>31807520
>buy more food-processor containersYou can't just wash them?
>UUUUUURRRHHH I HATE LEARNING HOW THE GAME WORKS!We know Waachama.
>>31807703I legitimately think this place has had a negative impact on my mental state yet I keep coming back
>constantly drops ingredients on the floor>puts said ingredients in the mix>puts a billion gallons of water in the dough>takes half an hour to make 1 pizzaHow much would /hlgg/ pay for an Ame pizza?
>>31807411SOON
AME'S TOUCHING MY SALAMI BROSSSS
>>31807879>they hated him because he spoke the truth
>>31807967Pizza is an American / New york thing, Euro's don't dabble in it.
>>31807703The rrrats are too strong, Risu.I start to enjoy them and some faggots here are pretty cool as well
>>31807869Pre-GFE
>>31807958I remember a Festival stream where she remembered how she thought she would have to pay to stream.
>>31807915she clearly just start doing it after unpinned the last one.I wouldn't believe it takes that much time to make one. She might also forget to schedule some streams which will confirm she just started working on it.
>>31808003somebody call NASA.....my sides are in orbit again
>>31807767That's the amount of sodium in 46-and-a-half triple baconators.
>>31808018Yes I know the joke but I like the concept of it as applied to a desk nameplate
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMOREI WANT TO MEET A REAL WOMAN LIKE AME AND MAKE HER MY GIRLFRIEND, BROSI WANT TO MIX SOULS WITH AN AME GF GOD DAMNIT
>>31808029I'd pay her to never touch pizza again
>>31808006>>31808013Yes I mixed up am and pm, I stand corrected.
>>31807968Anon...
>>31807920same, i hate you too
>>31808029i would eat ina's basil forest pizza. This is easy mode.
>>31808004I must beleeb, because if nobody beleebs, it will not happen.
>>31807886>>31807847She's in the future anons. Did you forget that?
Ame is so fucking cute bros, it's killing me
>>31808038I hated him for being a faggot
>>31807968there is a chance of that happening
>>31807738I wish to breed this retard.
>>31807920It has been months anon, please shut the fuck up
>>31808041You know what we do with rrats around here...
>>31807967No, only italians.
>>31808051then she's doing her job right
>>31807954Because she's retarded
>>31807972i will record it. even if she deletes it i will have a magnet link for you.
>>31808049Thanks Fubuki
>>31807411WE NEED MORE BLONDES.
>>31808029Zero.
>>31808046The schedule is probably done but now she needs to cobble together some shitty mspaint schedule picture.
>>31807910Because you don't know the difference between a school year and a school semester.
someone post the rbc rfa i need to coom
>>31807967yeah it's not like the italians invented pizza or anything
>>31807968HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
Bros, I really really love Amelia Watson
>>31808071You have a higher chance of dating gura’s roommate then her streaming today
Never thought I'd see the day where r*ddit defends actual pedophiles while 4chan condemns them.You guys are alright sometimes.
our defective is adorable
>>31808072You can't breed a boy anon...
>>31808079I will follow my brrrrothers
>>31807886No, I mean today is tomorrow
>>31807968
Ame please.
>>31808003kek
That's it, I'm a Gura anti.
GURA SCHEDULE IS UP
>doesnt like onions on pizzacant marry her then
>>31807738Can you imagine if her personality actually matched her design? Its a shame
>>31807847It's been scheduled for half an hour from now since yesterday's stream
>>31808091>That Aki power stanceAs expected of my wine aunt
>>31808103based, i win either way
>>31808080at first i thought that tail was a deformed d*ck
>>31808091Blonde is the most powerful hair color in Hololive, prove me wrong
>>31807954because she's a woman who understands movies that women will never understand
>>31807968>Stream the same day as she post her scheduleIf Gura ever do this I'll send a 5 akas in a row with no message to Mel
>>31807877a giant pile of ASS
>>31808126I can't believe its all Minecraft
>>31807950Kinda, I hadn't checked if my alt was working yet>>31807959>>31807971>>31808057ogey>>31808077Anon are you ok? It's been a couple weeks
>>31808112I am going to impregnate the cute girl known as Calliope Mori and you can't stop me.
>>31808102Same.
>>31808115Owen Hrrat...
I don't want to hear any rrats but what is amiki even?
>>31808115Damn this is kinda sad
>>31808087Based chumbud.
>>31808106Wait are they really? Kek
>>31807992It's a nice attention to detail.
>>31808091>blondeshit taste brunette or raven hair is peak taste
20 more minutes for our boy
>>31808106Carson's entire standing is in the gutter as far as we're concerned. I don't care if he literally fucked children but he did impact Gura's stream so he can fuck off forever.
>>31808112You can if they're an omega
>>31808006Yesterday, you said tomorrow. So just do it! Make your dreams come true! Just do it! Some people dream of success, while you're gonna wake up and work hard at it! Nothing is impossible! You should get to the point where anyone else would quit, and you're not gonna stop there! No, what are you waiting for? Do it! Just do it! Yes you can! Just do it.
>>31808132Wait, it's a tail?
>>31808115I hope that wasn't someones pet, thats really sad
>>31808138Well now I really, REALLY want her to stream, for Mel...
>>31808152based
>>31807968she is my oshi and i even know she wont.Also Lakers are playing today
gura fanbase is 50% kids 50% pedos
I love Gura!
>>31808154a name she gave to her pc, what else can it be retard why do you have to think so deeply about it
LUL
>>31808154Her dog, but with a memey spin
>>31808126HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL
>>31808152Based
This message was brought to you by the anti-gura gang.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqshYG4qvT4
>>31808154The game leaked her username and it's 'Amiki'What does it mean? No one knows. She does have a pet named Miki I think though.
>>31808091>the blonde mexican standoff in Among Usthat was kino
>>31808127What do you mean? She's literally a Big Tiddy Retarded Goth GF(E)
>>31808091is it just me or are all the blondes in Hololive like, hot? except Watame
>ame likes olivesDropped, absolutely disgusting, selling everythingDisgusting goblin woman
>>31808154Her male friend from past life
>>31808091No, we need more Greenies.
>>31807520both ame and gura have blue eyes. that's fucking amazing
>>31808152Salmon.
>>31808125Onions are too strong and will distract from cheese flavour.
>>31808106don't get too excited, it's just that reddit likes the guy while 4chan hates him
JWUhow was the ame stream so far?
>>31808041As long as you know not to take any of the rrats seriously it's fine to enjoy them. This place is pretty fun when it's not being completely shit up
>>31808132Kek
ITS UP
>>31808164Dead hours will soon be over.
>>31808180it's not the hostname, you dolt. it's the username. the hostname is completely different.
>>31808141Time is relative anon, dont worry about it
CAHM ON GOORAH POST DAH FOOKIN SCHEDULE
>>31808191Why wouldn't she be hot? She's covered in wool.
>>31808164LETS GOOOOOO
>>31808091Everyone knows that dark hair + blue eyes is the patrician combination.
>>31808097no you tard she originally planned to go the whole school yeah as in both semesters she quit early
>>31808154Miki + Anaki. She's a gachi lover.
>>31808012she needs a smug face here
>>31808181Stop replying to yourself, Mori
INA I DON'T GIVE A SHIT I THOUGHT YOU WERE GURA AAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>Washing the flavor off your handsI would eat ame's dirty hand food...
I wanna just see Ame screwing around, this pizza mode is too railroaded and she's too dumb for that.
GuysI'm starting to worry about Gura
>>31808210>its real
>>31808029>How much would /hlgg/ pay for an Ame pizza?We'll see compared to Fubuki's pizza
I want to eat Ina's home cooking!https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346618603341156352
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346618603341156352
>>31808202no
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346618603341156352What are these?
>>31808115my sides
>>31808179La Gura de las Americas...
>>31808091just noticed when doing a drawing of them all, there is only one green holo, and none of them even wear green clothes
>>31808210fucking hell
RATE IThttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346618603341156352?s=19
>>31808210>KaraokeNo shot
>>31808210i can't believe it's been a year already
KILL THE THREAD>Your oshi>Predict Gura's scheduled streams this week
>>31808210>No daughter's JOI
>>31808210damn she isn't streaming for 9 months? i guess she's pregnant
>>31808210ah, the good old days.
>>31808181stupid cringe tranny
>>31808179Niggura...
>>31808091>Polka is the shortest oneGod shes made for meI just want to hold someone with the same height as mine ;_;
>>31808210>no members cockrating this week
>>31807968She unpinned her schedule. That takes a lot of energy so you can't really hold it against her if she doesn't stream today.
>>31808091What we need is more sci-fi designs.Give me a space marine holo.
>>31808210(You)
>>31808242What about Flare's pizza.
>>31808029I will cum on the pizza and make her eat it
>>31808210haha! I finally managed to time travel!
>>31808181who?
>>31808181J*U
>>31808210>she made schedules all the way to octoberholy shit
>>31808243>>31808244>>31808245That looks delicious...
>>31808263amea funeral
AME HAS TO TAKE A FAT SHIT
>>31808245Anonchama, your basic Japanese food reps...
>>31808243>>31808244>>31808245>>31808258Ina...
>>31808091I can only name 6 out the 9
>>31808258>>31808245>>31808244>>31808243>>31808232
>>31808243>>31808244>>31808245Takodachi hivemind is real...
>>31808154Amelia + her dog mikiI guess she didn't choose Abubba because it sounds bad..
>>31808243>>31808244>>31808245What
>>31807954because uhhh lotr good
>>31808106He's fucked, but he's not a pedo. Wouldn't even be a crime if there were no nudes
>>31808293BUT WHAT IS IT?!
>>31808179I WANT TO FUCK A BLACK GIRL!!!!!
>>31808263>Gura>streams?
I can't believe Ame is pregnant with her computer's baby
https://twitter.com/haskyyyyy1/status/1346619096062824449?s=20
>>31808115now i'm sad
>Gura not streaming>Ames tummy hurtsBROS, THEYRE SYNCING UP! GURAME IS STRONGER THAN EVER
>>31808210Pregnant-chama...
>my tummy huuuuurtsCyclebros?
>>31808243>>31808244>>31808245>>31808258Gura absolutely BTFO Ina is my oshi now
TEAMATES YOU HAVE TO TAKE RESPOSIBILITY FOR MAKING AMELIA PREGNANT
>>31808245taiyakiit's cake
Ame complains that her tummy hurts like every fucking stream. You think she'll ever unfuck her diet enough to not be constantly crampy?
>>31807854Who won the PUBG yesterday? I had to leave around the start of Round 3.
>>31806214YEAHHHHHHHHH LETS GO HARASS SOME INNOCENT PEOPLE YEAHHHHHH LETS FUCKIN HARRASS EM FUCK YEAH
>>31808272I think the scaling of the girls in that image is wonky, Ame is shorter than Polka.
>>31808245taiyaki, I'd assume.
>>31808245>>31808244>>31808243COMFIEST CULT
>>31807958>You do know Hololive was always supposed to be a part time gig, right?Little did YAGOO know that, in order to have a successful entertainment business, your employees need to work full time (and sometimes around the clock) in order to provide the small hours of content that people will consume and forget about soon after.
>>31808245Taiyaki. Fried batter cakes with red bean filling.
>>31808010>>31808087T-thanks buds, guess I'm gonna call it night. Good night snd bless you
>>>/v/539179073>https://vocaroo.com/130PkmgSmuVt 'You were posting shit like this on /v/ like I wouldn't find out.
Hololive HATE
>>31808245Taiyaki is really delicious
>>31808210I can't believe Gura is taking an 8 month break...
>>31808273that's ina's thingGura's is seeing how much chumbud cock she can fit in her pussy
>>31808321She made a resolution to eat better. So probably not.
>>31808278I don't understand what I'm seeing
>>31808325Fuck off reddit
>>31807958if you can make like 30k+ dollars a month, why would you even do anything else anymore?
>>31807954I think she did a pretty good job of bouncing off of her chat's comments during the more notable beats of the movies and vice versa.And also because she gets to go full retard.
>>31808106He ruined a good stream so he can fuck off.
>>31808322Ah, thanks senpai
>>31808345a lot
>>31808263Ayamegraduation stream
>>31808339>still 10k/day
>>31808321MORE FROZEN FOOD
>>31808210>taking requests The only request she took was baka mitai right?
>>31808325??? Who are you quoting
I WANT TO FINANCIALLY AND EMOTIONALLY SUPPORT AMELIA WATSON AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LIKE WHEN SHE'S HAPPY AHHHHHHHHH
>>31808243>>31808244>>31808245Tentacult hive mind
>>31808313HOT
>>31808358All me.
>>31808335>Browsing a file name thread>Some faggot is using distorted pekos
>>31808373Where's the akasupa then?
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1346618603341156352Cute!
>>31808332That's what happened with Gen 4 (and Coco really) that put Hololive on the map and why it's more treated as a full time job than a part time gig
>>31808324Pekopekopeko 3:2
>>31808335Go back.
>>31808345Just mine.
>>31808106Are you fucking kidding me, fucking REDDIT defends fags getting underage nudes?The absolute fucking state of those niggas
>>31808352what if Ina makes more than that from her art job that she's never gonna quit
>>31807339>If you like this article, why don't you support it?Feel free to support our creators and recommend our articles!>Support if you like itIs that a button that lets you give YAGOO money?
>>31808387Threadskimmerchama...
i love you, gura.
>>31808243Looks pretty great.
I LOVE (YOU)R OSHI
>>31807958Anon, things have clearly changed.
>>31808245Taiyaki, you uncultured bastard
>>31808172The person was trying to hit it with a shoe, it wasn't a pet.
>>31808321I guess she now has enough money for real food.We will lose the hiccs though
ILOVEAME
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